Wednesday, October 19, 2005

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1:13🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline. With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam.

1:23🔗 That's Dr. Drew.

1:24🔗 Voiceover Point number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew. Board Certified Physician.

1:30🔗 Blah, blah, blah.

1:31🔗 Adam Criss Angel. The Magician. Criss Angel.

1:34🔗 Hey, guys. Thanks for having me on, man.

1:35🔗 Adam A&E Mind Freak, which is Wednesday nights at 10 o'clock on A&E. And Criss also going to be on Vegas. Las Vegas.

1:45🔗 Las Vegas.

1:45🔗 Adam Series November 14th. We, by the way, 2005 Magician of the Year. Wow.

1:53🔗 Drew By the Academy of Magical Arts.

1:54🔗 Yeah.

1:55🔗 Drew That impresses me.

1:55🔗 Adam I know you were 81, 87, 93.

1:59🔗 Drew No, 93. I became emeritus. I wasn't also there.

2:02🔗 Adam Oh, sorry. It says here that Criss is a mystifier and a provocateur. What is that? What is that? I think that means you show sand. That's what I had to interpret that.

2:14🔗 Either that or I hang by like four fishhooks through my flesh from a helicopter a thousand feet above the valley fire. I don't know.

2:20🔗 Adam That is provocative. Yeah. I've seen the show. It is amazing. And I don't know what now, what do you call yourself? Do you call yourself a magician or what would you, what would you like the label of?

2:34🔗 Just an artist. I actually been doing music longer than magic or these demonstrations. So I just consider myself a performer that uses many different tools to entertain.

2:46🔗 Adam And is there, what do you think of David Blaine?

2:52🔗 Actually he's, I look, I look ahead. I don't look behind me.

2:56🔗 Adam Right. Here's the thing I love about all, all walks of life, nobody likes whoever does what they do.

3:05🔗 Caller No, I actually, I actually don't have anything. He was actually very gracious. I did something in one of my episodes he came by, had some very nice things to say.

3:12🔗 Adam He did.

3:12🔗 Caller I only wish him the best.

3:14🔗 Adam He did that levitation thing for me once when he came in here.

3:17🔗 Drew Yeah, my brother had to explain how he did it.

3:19🔗 Adam Oh, he did? Well, to who, your wife?

3:21🔗 Drew None of me.

3:22🔗 Adam Oh, sorry.

3:22🔗 Drew Do you know how he did it?

3:24🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing about David Blaine and the levitation thing. He, first thing he does to you is I think he sort of catches you off guard a little. He grabs me in the palm and says, hey, watch this. And then he started to turn his back to me. I thought he was just going to break wind. That's my greatest trick right there. Provocateur.

3:39🔗 Drew Never disappoints either.

3:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Asmesture, they call me. But the point is, is he turned his back to me, but he turned it about a 45 degree angle. It wasn't just looking at straight away back. I was looking at about 45 degrees. You know he did already, right? And then all of a sudden, he started, he levitated his heels and feet up, which looked about three, four inches off the ground, which it looked amazing. But the idea that he turned the other way to do it suggests that he's up on the edge of one foot or up on the ball of one foot.

4:08🔗 Drew No, he has a false shoe. He kicks a thing off one of the shoe and goes up on his toes. But the two, the shoes keep going up.

4:14🔗 Adam So how's that work?

4:16🔗 Caller David, I have no idea what they're talking about.

4:18🔗 Adam Oh, you see, yeah, this is the code. The provocateur's code.

4:22🔗 Caller Did you see my levitation episode where I do this in the real time square, free Montreal, literally levitate a spectator, three, four feet in the air, the camera goes 360 degrees around it.

4:31🔗 Adam Yeah, how do you do that? Magic?

4:35🔗 Caller You'll be talking about it in the next episode of the show and you'll be revealing your concept of how it worked.

4:42🔗 Adam Copperfield says he's going to get somebody pregnant on stage without actually entering that.

4:50🔗 Drew That's awesome.

4:50🔗 Adam I swear this is a true story.

4:52🔗 Drew That's fantastic.

4:53🔗 Adam Yeah, that's going to be awesome.

4:57🔗 Drew In case of a leaping sperm.

5:00🔗 Adam So, Criss, what's going on musically for you then?

5:03🔗 Caller I actually just am working with Jonathan Davis from Korn. He's one of my good friends. We actually produced the theme song for Mind Freak and probably going to have the soundtrack for Mind Freak out next season. I'm doing another season, 21 more episodes. I'm going to start shooting that late January. Then, I just completed a one-hour edition of Mind Freak, which will air on Halloween at 10 o'clock.

5:29🔗 Adam How do you... I don't know what you guys call them. Like, in the stunt profession, they would call them gags. Like jumping off a building or lighting yourself on fire and then jumping into a swimming pool or something. I don't know what you call them.

5:42🔗 Caller I call them demonstrations because I...

5:45🔗 Adam How do you come up with all of them? If you're going to do 21 episodes and they're an hour long, you need a bunch of these, right?

5:52🔗 Caller Well, what I do is I try to confront... A lot of what I do is try to show what's possible when the mind, body, and spirit works together. And a lot of the demonstrations that I do, I try to combine. Like, for instance, on my mom's 70th birthday, I wanted to become a human candle. So I literally lit myself on fire for 45 seconds without the traditional hand or face protection that they would normally use in a movie as a stuntman. And I did this in around on Fremont Street. But at the end, I wanted to create something that people didn't expect, a twist. And so when the people would put me out with the CO2 extinguishers, I vanished and was one of the people putting me out. So I do these things where I borrow from one art form and then take it into another one and try to do something very unique with it.

6:38🔗 Adam I just think about what a horrible magician I would be because it involves repetition and practice, rehearsal, long nights.

6:46🔗 Caller A lot of the stuff I can practice, quite honestly. You can't. No, like I'm going to be levitating in a new episode, the premiere episode, I'm going to be levitating from one building to another building, across the street in a major city. And that's something that you just go for. Or, you know, when I walked down the Aladdin building, which was in the middle of Las Vegas, I walked, I think it was 14 stories, without any wires, magnets, people, safety nets, people were watching me walk up and down the building.

7:13🔗 Adam Well, do you consider yourself a stunt man to some degree?

7:16🔗 Caller I, again, I use a little bit of what I do as stunts. It's-

7:20🔗 Drew Walk up and down the building like the way Batman and Robin used to walk up and down?

7:22🔗 Caller Yeah, except I did it in the middle of Las Vegas, and people are sitting there watching it. You know, I- And no cameo from Milton Berle when he sticks his head out tonight on the episode, a good friend, amazing, Jonathan in Las Vegas. He did an episode, and we played the ultimate game of chicken. I actually trained to get hit by a car by stunt men, and he literally took a car and-

7:47🔗 Drew Hits you.

7:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

7:50🔗 Caller So I do a little bit of everything.

7:52🔗 Drew It's a Steve-O meets David Copperfield.

7:54🔗 Caller Yeah. All right. Steve-O doesn't really, I don't know what he does, but he just tries to get a laugh, I guess, but- Yeah.

8:02🔗 Adam He's a clown.

8:03🔗 Caller He's pretty funny on your show.

8:05🔗 Rub your balls while you're jerking off, that it feels so much better.

8:09🔗 Adam Yeah. Well.

8:10🔗 Drew I just have the image of him vomiting as an elephant craps on his head. When I close my eyes, I see that.

8:15🔗 Adam Yeah. He was on a TV show the other night, and he did a little bit of that.

8:19🔗 Caller Don't put these images in my head, because I might not be able to create anything anymore.

8:23🔗 Adam Jason.

8:24🔗 Yeah.

8:25🔗 Adam 24.

8:26🔗 Yeah.

8:27🔗 Adam What's up?

8:28🔗 Well, I just found out I have HPV, and I had a couple of questions.

8:32🔗 Adam So that's warts.

8:34🔗 Drew Wart virus, yes.

8:36🔗 Yeah.

8:37🔗 Adam It's funny. It's warts until you get it, then it's HPV. No one calls it HPV when they don't have it.

8:47🔗 Drew Right.

8:47🔗 Adam So it's like, this dude's got warts, that guy got warts, that guy got warts. My brother-in-law got warts, my cousin got warts.

8:54🔗 Drew But I.

8:55🔗 Adam I got HPV.

8:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

8:57🔗 Adam That's better.

8:58🔗 Drew Yeah. It's a little poetic.

8:59🔗 Adam Yeah. It's like some degree. Where'd they got HPV and fine arts from Yale? Oh, Mazel Tov. Awesome stuff. You going for your masters in HPV?

9:11🔗 Yeah.

9:12🔗 Adam All right, Jason, go ahead.

9:13🔗 Well, how common is it among sexually active people? I got online and I started reading some stuff and there's all kinds of information out there. Some of it contradicted each other and one way or the other.

9:23🔗 Adam Very popular, it says, with the kids.

9:25🔗 Drew Most, they're saying most people have it.

9:28🔗 Really?

9:29🔗 Adam Well, not most.

9:30🔗 Drew They're saying. There's some studies that suggest most people have it.

9:34🔗 Adam Not most.

9:35🔗 Drew But it's very, very common.

9:37🔗 Adam Most means more than 50%.

9:38🔗 I went to Planned Parenthood to get it looked at and they said that they're starting to find out that some people actually, they used to think that you had it forever and there was nothing you could do but some people actually get rid of it themselves.

9:48🔗 Drew That is correct. The one that sticks around is the one that causes cervical cancer. Yeah.

9:53🔗 Adam You know what?

9:53🔗 Drew There's going to be a vaccine for this within a year. It's going to all go away.

9:56🔗 Adam There needs to be a Planned Parenthood for him and for her. You know what I mean? Like a dude's version of that stuff. Because first off, as a guy, you go into that place, it is staffed solely with heavy set bitter lesbos and you've got to drop your pants and like hit your dung with a flashlight. It's better than getting a stink eye.

10:14🔗 Drew I mean, it's more kids really trust that organization.

10:16🔗 Adam Here's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is there's a men's room and a woman's room. You know, the high school has the girls' bathroom and the boys' bathroom. When you feel weird going in there and planting yourself on the toilet in the unisex one and a chick walked in, you know, guys are squeamish about that. I think women are a little weird that way too. They don't want to go into a place and see some dude that they dated from high school or something who's in there for his own thing. Why not do a human to her?

10:42🔗 Drew Yeah, that's a good idea.

10:43🔗 Adam Pink building, that's for the dudes. Yeah, mix it up. Is it pink for the dudes?

10:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

10:49🔗 Adam Do the pink for the chicks, do the blue for the guys, beige for the gays, you know what I mean? Because they need their own space.

10:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

10:54🔗 Adam Oh, come on, Drew. That's for the Asians. Come on, buddy. Don't get derogatory. Why do you got to go there? You know what I mean? I thought I had a pretty good idea. And then I just go out derogatory on my hands.

11:03🔗 Drew Yeah, you're right.

11:04🔗 Adam All right. All I'm saying is, is let's have a plan or just take one and just, you know, put a little division. That's the dude side. That's the chick side. Put the nice doctors, put the male ones over here, put the female gynecologist over there. Right?

11:17🔗 Drew Yep. Totally right.

11:18🔗 Adam Write that down.

11:19🔗 Drew Done.

11:20🔗 Adam Maureen?

11:21🔗 Yeah, I'm fine.

11:22🔗 Adam You're 25?

11:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:24🔗 Drew What's up?

11:25🔗 Caller She sounds like she's like 18.

11:28🔗 Drew Or 11.

11:30🔗 Caller I'm sorry. I do have a really high sounding voice, but I'm 25.

11:33🔗 Criss Angel Although, my problem probably is going to sound like something for a much younger woman. I've been dating the same man for a year and I've been, I accidentally become involved in faking my orgasms, and now I don't know how to stop doing it because I don't know how to see him.

11:51🔗 Adam It happened to me.

11:52🔗 Drew Accidentally?

11:54🔗 Criss Angel Well, I mean, it's not something that you think that you're going to do, but it just sort of, I did it basically the first time that we had sex because, you know, the first time is always awkward and men are so wrapped up in the performance and I just didn't really know how to say it and get what I wanted and then I just didn't know what to do after that.

12:13🔗 Drew What is it you want?

12:14🔗 Adam What do you want?

12:15🔗 Criss Angel Like that I didn't get off. Like I can get off.

12:17🔗 Drew Yeah, well, why don't you do that?

12:20🔗 Criss Angel I don't know how to tell him.

12:22🔗 Drew But why don't you do that as part of the whole act that you do with him?

12:27🔗 Caller She sounds like a good illusionist though.

12:30🔗 Adam You ever walk upside of a building?

12:33🔗 Drew More an impressionist.

12:34🔗 Adam Yeah.

12:35🔗 Criss Angel I'm a fine actress. I just don't know. I think he'll go, why? What's going on? And he'll know. But on the other hand, it's really not tenable. I can't be in a relationship like this.

12:47🔗 Drew How long have you been in this relationship?

12:49🔗 Criss Angel What's that?

12:50🔗 Drew How long have you been in this relationship?

12:51🔗 Caller A year.

12:53🔗 Drew And you've been doing this a year?

12:54🔗 Caller Yeah, it's really sad.

12:56🔗 Drew Have you ever had an orgasm with him?

13:00🔗 Criss Angel No.

13:01🔗 Drew And what's the problem? What's lacking? What's missing?

13:06🔗 Criss Angel I don't think he spends enough time on the foreplay, really.

13:09🔗 Drew Well, you'll be very clear about what that means for a guy, because you say, for a guy, he's still going directly to the genitalia.

13:15🔗 Adam Have you been, have you had orgasms with other guys?

13:19🔗 Criss Angel I've, I've had, yeah, but I think that it is really hard for me, because I don't normally orgasm from just intercourse.

13:28🔗 Caller Like, I need...

13:29🔗 Drew Does he do oral sex in you?

13:30🔗 Adam Hold on, hold on. Maureen is tough, because she doesn't normally have an orgasm, yet she's blaming this guy for not giving her what she doesn't normally have.

13:40🔗 Drew But it's like she never asked for what she needs. Right.

13:43🔗 Adam And she's, instead of that, she's angry. It's like she goes to a restaurant, she never puts an order in, and she just sits there and sulked that she's not getting her lunch.

13:51🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's what it sounds like.

13:53🔗 Adam Powerful stuff.

13:53🔗 Drew Very deep.

13:54🔗 Adam Powerful metaphor. Powerful. Maureen?

13:57🔗 Criss Angel It's probably my fault. I mean, I'm not blaming him at all.

14:00🔗 Adam I know, but you're still angry, Adam, a little bit.

14:02🔗 No, I'm...

14:03🔗 Drew Do you have trouble asking a guy for oral sex? Is that part of the problem?

14:06🔗 I don't think he likes it.

14:07🔗 Criss Angel I mean, I'm pretty down for it.

14:08🔗 Drew Why do you think, how do you know he doesn't absolutely love it for all you know?

14:11🔗 Criss Angel He never wants to do it.

14:13🔗 Drew Well, he never needs to.

14:15🔗 Criss Angel I know, because I'm pretending like everything is fine.

14:17🔗 Drew Right, and by the way, women that have morgazms easily with intercourse tend not to like oral sex.

14:22🔗 Adam Yeah, and here's the other... Well, he doesn't... He doesn't make an excuse for him. He doesn't know that little tidbit. He might.

14:27🔗 Drew He might.

14:28🔗 Adam No.

14:28🔗 Drew Probably not. I'll grant you probably not.

14:30🔗 Adam What's the guy do for a living? He cleans pools or something?

14:34🔗 Criss Angel No, he doesn't clean pools.

14:36🔗 Adam What's he do?

14:36🔗 He's a teacher, actually.

14:37🔗 Drew Teacher.

14:38🔗 Adam Teacher? A teacher.

14:40🔗 Drew A professor?

14:42🔗 Criss Angel He's an art teacher.

14:43🔗 Adam Uh-oh.

14:45🔗 Criss Angel At a high school.

14:46🔗 Adam High school.

14:47🔗 Drew Is he a lot older than you?

14:49🔗 Criss Angel No, actually, not that much older.

14:51🔗 He's five years older than me.

14:52🔗 Adam All right. All right. Just tell me he wants some oral sex. That's all.

14:55🔗 Drew He'll be fine. If he doesn't like it, that's not a great guy, too. He's not doing what you need.

15:00🔗 Caller And just make sure to keep it real clean.

15:02🔗 Drew Adam, give her the... You do something you don't want to do for 10 minutes. I do something I don't...

15:07🔗 Adam That's, I believe, good sex is that way. I do something that disgusts me for 10 minutes. You do something that disgusts you for 20 or 18.

15:17🔗 Drew Well, you said good. You qualified it.

15:19🔗 Adam You feel good. This will feel good. And then when we go home, we watch some TiVo. And look, you women always complaining. She's fakes her orgasm. We fake our interest in the conversation before the sex.

15:31🔗 Drew And the foreplay.

15:31🔗 Adam Yeah, the two hours leading up to the sex, that's all fake. Oh, really? And well, this Tammy from work sounds like quite a bitch. Yeah, I should tell her when I find to point her out at Christmas. I'll say good day to her. Point her out at the Christmas party. I'll give her the stink eye from across the room. No.

15:50🔗 Drew We'll shun her together.

15:51🔗 Adam Yeah. No, I think kittens know they're kittens. I do. I do. I think they believe it. Otherwise, why would they, you know, put a paw on that thing covered with rye?

16:01🔗 Drew Scratch pad.

16:02🔗 Adam Yeah. Scratch pad. Can we have sex now or?

16:05🔗 Drew We're ready.

16:05🔗 Adam Is it the time yet? Or soften you up sufficiently or do I have to keep talking? Awesome. That's what it is. It's like you're just the Marines. You're out front of some Pacific Island. The Japs are dug in and you're just going to pound them with your big guns. At a certain point, you figure it's all right to send the landing craft in. That's what the penis is. Send that landing craft in. I think it's been softened up enough. Let's go in. But you find out, oh, they're dug in. They're in the cage.

16:32🔗 Drew What do you do? You stay out there in the water for a while.

16:34🔗 Adam You get out the flamethrower.

16:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

16:36🔗 Adam I don't even know what we're talking about anymore.

16:38🔗 Drew You're right. You're calling for the airstrike.

16:39🔗 Adam You're calling for support. Yeah. Air support. Dominic?

16:45🔗 Hey, Chris.

16:46🔗 Adam Hey, what's up?

16:48🔗 Caller What's up, man?

16:49🔗 I just want to call to say you're on the rock.

16:50🔗 Caller Oh, sorry.

16:51🔗 Adam I didn't mean to say that.

16:52🔗 Drew Oh, dude. That's fantastic. Wow.

16:54🔗 Adam What a shock are the guys from Riverside.

16:56🔗 Drew Just drops the F-bomb in the first opening sentence.

16:58🔗 Adam Yeah, boy. First guy from Riverside ever to use profanity.

17:02🔗 Drew Just want to tell you.

17:04🔗 Adam You F-ing rock.

17:05🔗 Caller Oh, thanks. Just the same, man.

17:06🔗 Adam Yeah, he wants to know when your DVD will be coming out.

17:10🔗 Caller The box set for the first season will be out November 29th. And there's a bunch of DVDs available right now on my website. Plug, plug, plug.

17:18🔗 Adam We'll give you your website out as long as you plug, plug, plug in.

17:21🔗 Caller It's Criss Angel, C-R-I-S-S, angel.com.

17:25🔗 Adam Do you get to come out with a box set after season one? Shouldn't you just come out with a DVD? Do you get to put it in the box?

17:32🔗 Caller Yeah, we have a box, because it's like, I don't know, I did 21 episodes or something.

17:36🔗 Adam Man, it still seems like you haven't earned the box yet.

17:39🔗 Caller Well, maybe not.

17:42🔗 Adam All right, well, now you feel bad for busting your box.

17:45🔗 Drew It's a set, not a box set.

17:46🔗 Caller You know what, we're gonna change it. This be two single DVDs and some bonus footage.

17:51🔗 Adam Yeah, you leave that box.

17:52🔗 Caller We'll cut it down to maybe like 20 bucks or so.

17:55🔗 Adam Season three is when you pull out the box, Drew.

17:57🔗 Drew Yeah, you're right.

17:59🔗 Caller We're talking about talking to women and sex, thought it was appropriate to say.

18:02🔗 Drew Let's go have a new box set.

18:04🔗 Adam Yeah. Carmen?

18:06🔗 Hi.

18:07🔗 Adam You're 26? What's up?

18:11🔗 Caller Okay.

18:12🔗 Criss Angel My question is for Dr. Drew.

18:14🔗 And I wanted to know if like a nerve, like a nervous disorder could be the cause of you like, without even knowing what I'm doing, I like dig into my skin and break the skin.

18:29🔗 Caller And I was wondering-

18:30🔗 Adam With your nails?

18:30🔗 Drew You'll pick at the same side until it bleeds or you'll have one single pinch that you twist and pull the skin off?

18:36🔗 Caller Yes.

18:37🔗 Drew The latter?

18:38🔗 Caller Yes, the latter.

18:40🔗 Drew So you don't pick and pick and pick and pick and pick, you just pick once and pull off the skin?

18:43🔗 Actually, I do pick and pick. And I wanted to know if like-

18:49🔗 Drew Do you take stimulants? Do you take speed?

18:51🔗 Adam Let me answer that for her. Yes and no.

18:54🔗 Drew Thank you.

18:54🔗 Adam All right.

18:55🔗 Drew Move along.

18:56🔗 Adam Go ahead Carmen, anything else? You want to confuse Drew with?

18:59🔗 I'm sorry.

19:00🔗 Drew No stimulants, no medication, right?

19:02🔗 No, actually I've been doing this since I was a kid.

19:04🔗 Drew Okay. And you pull your hair also?

19:07🔗 Criss Angel No.

19:08🔗 Drew Do you wash your hands repetitively or anything of that sort?

19:12🔗 Criss Angel No.

19:14🔗 Adam Just pick. What part do you pick?

19:17🔗 What part do I pick?

19:19🔗 Drew Where? You pick your forearms?

19:22🔗 Like on my arm or something.

19:24🔗 Drew Again, like your forearms?

19:26🔗 Adam No, no, no. You know, my arm.

19:28🔗 Drew Okay. So Carmen, yes, this is a... This is actually a syndrome called Picker's Syndrome. It's most commonly associated with methamphetamine abuse, but it can be part of an obsessive-compulsive syndrome as well.

19:39🔗 Adam This is going to take a little medication?

19:40🔗 Drew Picker's Syndrome, yeah. It's just, it's like trichotillomania where you chronically pull hair out and that kind of thing.

19:46🔗 Is that like talk to my doctor?

19:47🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. And maybe ask for a psychiatric referral and there's usually ways to treat that.

19:52🔗 Adam Yeah. Let me start wearing one of those things. They use the Falconeers guys, where the guys wear the condor, you know, the big leather sleeve. Yeah. I'll tell you that.

20:02🔗 Drew She's a Falconeer. They pick the face then.

20:05🔗 Adam I still would like to wear that leather sleeve.

20:07🔗 Drew I do a lot of picker stuff because of the amphetamine abuse and it goes forearms, then face.

20:12🔗 Adam It goes face.

20:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:13🔗 Adam Yeah. I pretty much started at the ass and stayed there, not moved.

20:18🔗 Drew No, you have. How dare you? You went right for the nose.

20:21🔗 Adam I do shift around a little in that shipping corridor, but it mainly stayed at the ass. Yeah. I would like to get into this falconry.

20:29🔗 Drew Yeah, it's cool. Maybe at the airport hire you.

20:32🔗 Adam Yeah, just with that leather thing. And then that you know what I like about the Falcons is I like the little eye blinders. They put on the thing.

20:41🔗 What?

20:42🔗 Adam Falcon can't be trusted. Then we take the blinders off and then it just takes off.

20:46🔗 Drew Is that right?

20:46🔗 Adam Then it comes back. Well, it doesn't fly with those blinders on.

20:49🔗 Drew Oh, I mean, wait until they put the hood over its head, too.

20:52🔗 Adam They put a little sack over its head like it's a photographer, the terrorist abducted. Poor Falcon thinks he's in the Middle East. Where are we going now? We're going to Duals Hideaway. I like the fact that they use those Falcons at the airport to chase away the seagulls and the pigeons and stuff. I just like the idea that you know what I like? I like that you can count on animals because as human beings, there's no human being you could take to the airport to chase away other human beings. You'd just be luck of the draw. They'd let you go and you just sit there and start making phone calls on your cell phone. But I let my buddy Ray go and he would start chasing other people around but they wouldn't know it. Falcon, you just go get a Falcon. You don't get the Falcon that chases the seagulls, you just get the Falcon.

21:38🔗 Drew You get the Ray version of the Falcon.

21:39🔗 Adam You get a Falcon, any Falcon, you let them go at the airport, he beats up on the seagulls and the planes fly away without getting sucked up into the jet intake. All Falcons, that's what I like about animals. You know what you're getting, especially birds. Birds don't eff around, there's no nice crows. That's a friendly jovial crow, he doesn't want to make any noise or pick on the sparrows, he just wants to hang out and cuddle. Now they're all exactly the same. That's why they're expendable by the way.

22:12🔗 Drew Because they're all...

22:12🔗 Adam Anytime you have a hundred million of exactly the same, you can shoot them. That's how it works.

22:18🔗 Drew See, you're just crowish.

22:21🔗 Adam No, but I'm just saying, it makes it okay to kill something.

22:23🔗 Drew You just think they all look the same, they're all individuals.

22:26🔗 Adam Any difference in the deers, you know what I mean? That deer, oh that deer, that's a funny deer, and then that deer is over there, it's real good at math. You know what I mean? This deer plays to harp and this deer is great with language. Now they're all the same, that's why you can shoot them. And the lower you get on that thing, the easier it is to kill them. The fish, boom, zero. One catfish is different than the other? Pow, start heating up the skillet. I'm going out of the river. You know what I mean?

22:51🔗 Drew Yeah.

22:52🔗 Adam All right. Now I'm hungry.

22:54🔗 Drew I know.

22:55🔗 Adam All right, Criss Angel in studio tonight. Got the, he's a provocateur. That's what I like. Mystifier and provocateur. Mind Freak named the show Wednesday Nights, 10 o'clock on A&E. Well, that's tonight, Baby Dolls. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

23:13🔗 Criss Angel Thank you for calling Loveline.

23:14🔗 Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

23:18🔗 Caller Call Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

23:30🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline of Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Criss Angel is here tonight. Criss is on Mind Freak. Well, he's not on it. He is Mind Freak. Wednesday night's 10 o'clock tonight on A&E. And also, you can find Criss on Las Vegas, November 14th, I should say, the series, Las Vegas, that is. You can go to www.crissangel.com. You can see some clips and things like that on there, yes?

24:01🔗 Caller Yes, thank you for giving a little plug.

24:03🔗 Adam Sure, why not? Mystifier and Provocateur. I am now known as the Falconer. Yes.

24:10🔗 Drew Oh yeah, Adam Corolla, the Falconer.

24:12🔗 Adam Adam Corolla, Falconer, I think is good. Yeah.

24:15🔗 Caller Should do a show on the animal planet.

24:17🔗 Drew There's gotta be another twist on Provocateur for you, though. Masturbateur.

24:22🔗 Adam Masturbateur. Quick, quickly to the Masturbatorium. That's what I would yell as I slide down the pole.

24:29🔗 Drew Where's the splash sound? Now come on Anderson.

24:31🔗 Adam Tori?

24:32🔗 Caller Hi.

24:33🔗 Adam 23?

24:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

24:35🔗 Adam Uh-oh. Transgendered?

24:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

24:39🔗 Adam Possible love interest needs to be a man.

24:41🔗 Drew You're male to female, right?

24:43🔗 Caller Yes.

24:44🔗 Drew All right. What's going on?

24:46🔗 Caller I was wondering if you think that if I am potentially going to get into a relationship with a guy, if I should tell him that I am a transgender or not, or if I should just keep it to myself?

25:01🔗 Adam Be decent. I feel, here's what I feel like. You know when you buy a house and somebody committed suicide in it? By law, they have to tell you.

25:11🔗 Drew Is that true?

25:12🔗 Adam Oh yes.

25:12🔗 Drew That's why.

25:13🔗 Adam It's that.

25:14🔗 Drew It's weird.

25:15🔗 Adam Well, we live in a weird. Well, it's not weird if you're religious. Well, look, hold on a second.

25:21🔗 Drew What, a sin was committed in the house, therefore I mustn't own the house? Are there other sins committed?

25:25🔗 Adam Look, if your wife found out, not think long and hard.

25:31🔗 Drew That's why it shouldn't be a law.

25:33🔗 Adam I know, but think about all the, just think about all the tards are in a Feng Shui. Okay, what the hell is Feng Shui? Yeah, you got to point the end table toward Mecca, you idiot. And then we'll bring the positive chi in through the chi mirror over here. Think how many idiots we have on this planet, by the way. Not just in this country, around the world. You don't think that most people wouldn't buy a house if they found out that someone committed suicide at that house?

25:59🔗 Drew All of the more reason people should be able to hold it.

26:01🔗 Adam I totally agree. I totally agree. But, by the way, what house hasn't the previous owners at least died in or died or gone?

26:12🔗 Drew Or done sinful things?

26:13🔗 Adam Yeah, I got a house from the 20s, probably good 50 years of cornhole and going over there. They probably made snuff films. I just opened the door, was enveloped in a tidal wave of spent Amal poppers.

26:26🔗 Drew Oh, my.

26:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

26:28🔗 Drew That's Hans Connery was in.

26:29🔗 Adam Yeah, just burning little kids with cigarette butts. And God knows what was good. Ghoulish stuff was going on. But the point is, is, yeah, I don't need to know about it. As a matter of fact, I don't want to know about it unless unless you're going to pass along a few few ducats, you know, I mean, if you're going to knock 10 percent off because I don't know, put a shotgun in their mouth, then I'd like to know. But I say when somebody's transgender, just like the real estate law, you need to know.

26:54🔗 Drew Well, it's such a significant issue that that you got to know who the person is, and part of who you are is who you've been, and how could you talk about and share your past?

27:05🔗 Adam Drew, you would feel, what would you feel like if you, and Chris, what would you feel like if you were with someone who used to be a man? Would you be freaked out?

27:14🔗 Caller I think I'd be pretty freaked out.

27:18🔗 Drew It depends on the person you are.

27:19🔗 Adam Use your powers to make his penis disappear.

27:22🔗 Drew And it would, but what would be shattering though is if you're with them for a long time, never thought about it, and then all of a sudden you found out, that would be too much.

27:29🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:29🔗 Caller And maybe you would overload. Sell a house that was previously owned by somebody who had killed himself.

27:35🔗 Adam Here's the other thing I don't like either, Tori, everyone will laugh about this.

27:39🔗 Drew The male, female, male.

27:40🔗 Adam It used to be Tommy, but now it's Tori. Go ahead and go with Sheila. Hello? You've cut the penis in the sack off. Go ahead and pick a totally different name. It doesn't have to start with the same two letters as your old name.

27:50🔗 Drew Consuelo would be great.

27:51🔗 Adam Yeah. And as a matter of fact, better for the folks. You know what I mean?

27:56🔗 Drew If you have to redo all your initials. Come on.

27:58🔗 Adam I'm saying if you're going to take estrogen shots, get your whole body waxed and cut your package off, just go ahead and change the name outright. Doesn't have to sound like the other name. You don't need alliteration.

28:09🔗 Drew So Tori.

28:13🔗 Adam Tori either was a bogus or just heard enough of my nasally drone.

28:17🔗 Drew Didn't sound bogus, but I...

28:20🔗 Adam I think they're doing a lot of transgender stuff.

28:24🔗 Drew What?

28:24🔗 Adam They're doing a lot of those operations still.

28:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:26🔗 Adam Yeah?

28:27🔗 Caller Yeah. What do you think?

28:28🔗 Adam More out of the country or in the country?

28:31🔗 Drew Probably more out, I bet you.

28:32🔗 Adam Yeah?

28:32🔗 Drew Yeah. But his question was, should he tell his love interest that he used to be a man, males that become women generally do that to have lesbian relationships. So that made me question the veracity of the call.

28:45🔗 Adam Males that become women hook up with women.

28:48🔗 Caller Yep.

28:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

28:49🔗 Caller I know.

28:49🔗 Drew I'm going to show you. We have to diagram it. Yeah. It's like, he's like, what? When I first heard that, my mind bent.

28:54🔗 Adam Hey, Michelle, you better go home and check your old lady for the car. You don't know what you find out.

28:59🔗 Drew Because they're not gay, but they are into lesbian women. You see? You can't be with a lesbian woman if you're a male. The only way you can be with a lesbian woman is by becoming a female.

29:11🔗 Adam Here's the point. They're perfectly normal and perfectly healthy. They just have a woman trapped inside of them.

29:18🔗 Drew Yeah, a lesbian.

29:21🔗 Adam They have a diesel dyke trapped inside of them. That's all it is. That's what it is. It's a syndrome, Drew, just like if you have a tumor on your lung. That's a tumor that is trapped inside of you. I have a woman trapped inside of me. Same thing.

29:35🔗 Drew Except I have Napoleon inside of me.

29:37🔗 Adam Well, I have the Michelin Man trapped inside of me.

29:40🔗 Drew I have the pillatory doughboy in me.

29:42🔗 Adam This is a very viable syndrome, Drew. I don't know why people make fun of it.

29:47🔗 Caller Hey, guys.

29:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:49🔗 Caller I saw a documentary where people were taking their own legs off because they had amputees trapped inside of them.

29:56🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:56🔗 Drew Oh, that's scary.

29:58🔗 Adam Scary part is he beat off to it three times.

30:00🔗 Caller Five. Five.

30:02🔗 Adam It's Anderson.

30:03🔗 Drew But you know what? If we're going to do that, if we're going to do any of this, we might as well do that.

30:07🔗 Caller And they have a doctor who has actually taken legs off for people.

30:09🔗 Drew That's fantastic.

30:10🔗 Adam It's an awesome world we're living in. Wow. He had to feng shui his legs.

30:16🔗 Drew We're really losing. Is that another country, Anderson?

30:19🔗 Caller It was all over the world, actually.

30:21🔗 Adam Yeah, but not here. We were not doing it here.

30:23🔗 Caller There was one guy here, but he moved to France.

30:25🔗 Drew Why can't we interpret human behavior?

30:26🔗 Caller It was really strange. From the time that they were five or six years old, they knew exactly which leg it was. It didn't belong there, where it should end. One guy shot it off with a shotgun. Another guy froze his off.

30:36🔗 Adam You got to quit watching Nickelodeon, Anderson.

30:39🔗 Caller It was Nick at Night.

30:40🔗 Drew Cartoon Network.

30:42🔗 Adam John?

30:44🔗 Caller Yes. Yeah.

30:47🔗 Adam What's up?

30:49🔗 Caller Well, I recently got married and our sex life has been kind of mundane and more mechanical than anything. I've been handling a lot of extramarital affairs, but really I love my wife, but I don't know if there's a difference between love and loving my wife, but I enjoy extramarital affairs.

31:15🔗 Drew Well, here's the deal.

31:17🔗 Adam What are those, by the way? I'm just curious.

31:19🔗 Drew What do you mean?

31:21🔗 Adam Well, I mean, you got some hot chick at the office or you're just paying some cheap prostitute.

31:26🔗 Caller No, no. It's basically girls I meet at work and girls when I go out. And my wife's kind of a homebody and I'm more of an extrovert. So what do you she's never talked to you, but I have a feeling I'm on the verge of being caught.

31:42🔗 Adam And I don't know what kind of work do you do? What kind of work?

31:45🔗 I actually work at the hospital.

31:46🔗 Caller I'm an anesthesiologist.

31:48🔗 Adam Oh, perfect. And get lots of chicks with that.

31:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

31:51🔗 Adam Geology. Sure.

31:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

31:53🔗 Drew You're an anesthesiologist or you're a nurse anesthetist?

31:57🔗 Caller Nurse anesthetist.

31:58🔗 Adam Yeah, better.

31:59🔗 Drew Do you do drugs?

32:01🔗 Caller Am I doing drugs?

32:02🔗 Drew Yeah.

32:02🔗 Caller No, no.

32:03🔗 Adam It's like he's putting them under and he's like, you may feel a little this a little vaginal discomfort when he's like, I'm having my tonsils out. I'm a doctor. I'm a nurse. Please don't argue with me.

32:16🔗 Drew I've treated a number of nurse nurses with drug addiction. I just wonder if that's sort of part of that deal.

32:21🔗 Adam A nurse anesthetist?

32:23🔗 Drew Yeah.

32:24🔗 Adam So not an anesthesiologist.

32:26🔗 Drew No.

32:27🔗 Adam That takes education, right?

32:29🔗 Drew A nurse does a training program, but it's more for A training program, but it's not eight years in college. No, they do like surgery centers and things like that.

32:35🔗 Adam I see, low rent.

32:38🔗 Drew They're not doing open heart surgery.

32:39🔗 Adam All right, John?

32:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:42🔗 Adam But a good gig, right?

32:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

32:43🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah. You know, it's a fair amount of school and the income's fairly good.

32:50🔗 Adam Let me ask you this, John. What is it with you people needing the underpants before you put people under? Couldn't let people have their underpants? Got to get them totally nude and then put them out?

33:00🔗 Caller That's how it works? Most of them get foley's and a lot of other.

33:05🔗 Drew No, no, no. Adam had a hand operation. He was-

33:08🔗 Adam I got a hand operation, a guy need my underpants.

33:10🔗 Drew He almost took Cold Am Hospital apart. That's embarrassing.

33:12🔗 Adam What do you need my underpants for? You're working on my wrist. You know what I mean? It's not like my hands on my junk. It's spread out on a sandwich board. And you have my underpants? What about unnerving? Like the last thing you hear before the guy puts you under is we need your underpants. Do you know what I mean? It's real. It's date-ripe. It really is. It's nothing short of date-ripe. It's nothing short, Drew.

33:36🔗 Drew It's a violation.

33:38🔗 Adam I felt violated when I woke up. John, you sound like a horrible person because you're married and you haven't been married that long and you're constantly cheating on your wife.

33:48🔗 Drew Yeah, it's complete, total empathic failure. Each of these episodes is something that will be extraordinarily harmful to your wife. Now, A, it's hard to be intimate physically or emotionally with another person when you're having all sorts of other affairs. And B, doing this is incredibly harmful to her and your relationship. And you don't seem very cavalier about it, like whatever. And being that far away from your feelings sounds like drug addict behavior. And that's why I'm questioning about addiction.

34:18🔗 Caller Well, there's no addiction. It's just basically lack of intimacy at home, still turning it out. Other places, I just wonder.

34:26🔗 Adam Do you have kids?

34:28🔗 Caller No, but she wants one.

34:30🔗 Adam All right.

34:30🔗 Drew Do not do that.

34:31🔗 Adam I would suggest you end this relationship before you have kids.

34:37🔗 Drew Why did you get married?

34:39🔗 Caller Well, I have a different connection with her than just that.

34:44🔗 Adam Right.

34:44🔗 Drew Yeah, but you don't have sex at all. Didn't you know that before?

34:48🔗 Caller What's that?

34:49🔗 Drew You seem to have no sexual connection. Didn't you know that before?

34:53🔗 Caller Yeah, kind of. I mean, if there is a sexual connection, it's just, it's been really dissipated since we got married.

35:00🔗 Adam Okay, John.

35:01🔗 Drew It's because you're having affairs.

35:03🔗 Adam Okay, here's the thing. Stop cheating and get some counseling and don't tell her you've been cheating if you want to salvage a relationship.

35:10🔗 Drew Right, otherwise end it.

35:11🔗 Adam What I don't want is for her to crap out a kid and then 16 months from now, you take off, yes?

35:20🔗 Drew Absolutely, but I got to just get to addict to him so strongly.

35:23🔗 Adam Well, he's got a little of that sociopath thing going.

35:27🔗 Drew Yeah.

35:28🔗 Adam Who's the most effed up guy at the hospital, Drew?

35:32🔗 Drew What do you mean? Who are most likely to be addicts?

35:35🔗 Adam Just who's the biggest head case? Like you know what I mean? Like we know that plastic surgeons are, you know, head cases compared to, you know, podiatrists, right? We know dentists are probably worse than ear, nose, and throat guys.

35:52🔗 Drew Worse?

35:53🔗 Adam Yeah, the dentists, they commit a lot of suicide and stuff. They get strung out all the time. You know what I mean?

35:58🔗 Drew Anesthesiologists get a lot of addiction, a lot.

36:02🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:03🔗 Drew But they're not necessarily nice guys. They're not messed up people.

36:06🔗 Adam I'm not necessarily saying he's a bad guy, but just who's jacked up? You know, nurses are a mess. Everyone in that place is a mess. You know what I mean? Yeah.

36:15🔗 Caller Okay. All right.

36:17🔗 Adam Let's take a little break.

36:18🔗 Drew All right.

36:18🔗 Adam Who do you want to talk to when we come back?

36:20🔗 Drew I was going to talk to...

36:21🔗 Adam Melissa has a question for Criss. Check her. Melissa?

36:25🔗 Caller Yes. Yep.

36:28🔗 Adam You're writing a thesis based on Criss Angel?

36:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:32🔗 Adam Wow.

36:32🔗 Caller Hi, Melissa. I'm a huge fan of yours. Thank you. My topic is kind of like why people who don't even know you help you do crazy things, like pull a chain that's around your neck. Because I talked to a couple of law firms and they said that if you died, they could be charged with murder. So I'm like, I don't get it. So I'm wondering what your thoughts are on that.

36:56🔗 Caller Well, a couple of things.

36:57🔗 Drew Why do people go on The Biggest Loser? Same reason they yank on the chain.

37:03🔗 Adam Yeah. Wow, that's different.

37:05🔗 Drew I'm just saying people will do anything to go on TV today.

37:08🔗 Caller Well, actually some of the celebrities that I've had on, like Jonathan Davis, when he did the episode where I caught the bullet in my mouth, or I played mental roulette with him, he actually had me sign to identify him, that if he should kill me, that we had some documentation that he wouldn't be, yeah.

37:24🔗 Adam Wow. I would just do it on camera. I mean, I'll just say, you know, you know what, Criss is a friend of mine, not actually trying to kill him, but I do want to help him with his career, you know.

37:33🔗 Caller Because like I'm a really, really big fan, and as much as I like really love you, I'd never put dirt on the top of your grave that you're going to dig out of, you know.

37:42🔗 Caller Right, but you have to understand something, you know, that dates back to Houdini, who tried to escape out of the earth and was unsuccessful, he said the weight of it was too great. I wanted to try to do something where...

37:53🔗 Drew That's not how he died though, right?

37:54🔗 Caller No, that's not how he died. He got punched in the stomach, actually, and the penicitis set in and he died in 1926 on Halloween, actually. But, so I wanted to try to do something, pay homage to him, and try to recreate this and be successful with it. So it was a dream to be able to do this.

38:11🔗 Adam How about you just have your penics removed? You know what I mean? That's a nice tip. That's actually a good idea for the next season.

38:16🔗 Caller There you go, Adam. I'll give you a credit to that.

38:18🔗 Adam Yeah, do that.

38:19🔗 Caller Cool. What do I owe you, man?

38:20🔗 Adam Unnecessary surgery would be a nice stunt. You know what I mean?

38:23🔗 Caller Here you go.

38:24🔗 Adam I don't need my penics to be removed. I don't have appendicitis, but I'm gonna do it.

38:28🔗 Drew How about just grab back? We'll just take out what we feel like.

38:30🔗 Adam Ooh, interesting.

38:31🔗 Drew We'll put you under and we'll decide.

38:33🔗 Adam Yeah.

38:33🔗 Caller Or we'll get a flat line and see if I can come back.

38:35🔗 Adam Yeah, could be an appendix. Yeah, could be a lung. We don't know. Well, fine. We'll spin the wheel.

38:40🔗 Caller As long as the penis stays.

38:41🔗 Drew I'm going for the pineal gland.

38:43🔗 Adam We'll spin the organ wheel. That would be awesome. That's ratings. That's a pay-per-view. Yeah, we will take a little break. Criss Angel here tonight from Mindfreak. Provocateur.

38:55🔗 Caller Mystifier. We'll take a quick break.

38:57🔗 Adam Be right back after this.

38:59🔗 Caller Loveline, will be right back.

39:25🔗 Adam Yeah, everybody. Loveline, a man that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Criss Angel is here tonight from Mindfreak, ANY.

39:34🔗 Caller And what am I, Adam?

39:36🔗 Adam Provocateur.

39:37🔗 Caller And?

39:38🔗 Adam A mystifier.

39:39🔗 Caller There you go.

39:41🔗 Adam And a falconer. Oh, that's me.

39:43🔗 Drew You're the falconer. Yeah, I'm Corolla the falconer.

39:45🔗 Adam Criss was telling us during the break that he could do a little something-something on the radio. You don't normally think of mystifiers and provocateurs working over the radio, but he could do a little something-something for us, right?

39:57🔗 Drew Can you make the call out?

39:59🔗 Caller A lot of people perceive what I do to be psychic, and there is no psychics out there, unfortunately, not to disappoint people. But what I try to do is to try to create situations that give the illusion that that's possible. A lot of what I do is study people and create situations that they feel in control of. But, in reality, I'm controlling the situation. And I can actually try that with the listeners. Now, it might not work with everybody, but we can have people call in and tell us what they're whispering.

40:24🔗 Adam Well, anyone you want to do it or check?

40:25🔗 Caller No, no, I'm going to do it to the masses.

40:26🔗 Adam Oh, to the masses?

40:28🔗 Caller Right now, I want the gentleman to think of a odd number between 1 and 10, and the ladies to think of an even number between 1 and 10. What I'm going to do is I'm going to name some words.

40:41🔗 Adam You got to give our listeners more time. That's not going to be done in the 11th.

40:45🔗 Caller Good, go.

40:47🔗 Adam By this time tomorrow, one of them will have three and a half.

40:51🔗 Caller Okay, so, gentlemen, an odd number between 1 and 10, women an even number between 1 and 10. I'm going to state some words after each number. When you hear your number, remember the word that I say after your number. Here we go. Number one, precious metal. Number two, yarn. Number three, cutlery. Number four, golden color. Number five, highly polished. Number six, a ball. Number seven, sharp. Number eight, cat's toy. Number nine, carving tool. And number 10, round. Okay, so now everybody should have a word that they can associate with their number. I want them to forget about the number right now and think of their word. Now I'm going to give you some descriptive words when you hear a word that you can associate with the word that you're thinking of. The best possible way. I want you to lock on to that word. Okay, here we go. Blue felt tip pen, penny postage stamp, shining silver, carving knife, yellow ball of yarn, original oil painting, old felt hat, South Sea Island, Western Stagecoach, antique clock, Chinese coffee cup. All right, so everybody should have now a final word that they're thinking of.

42:07🔗 Adam I'd like to add be-heimen to that.

42:08🔗 Caller Okay.

42:09🔗 Adam That's the male ass. The be-heimen. Be-heimen, everybody.

42:13🔗 Caller So what I want the guys to do right now is to envision that, envision that item in their mind. Envision it falling from the sky right towards them. Now just be very careful because you're probably thinking of a carving knife. That the ladies don't have to worry because they're thinking of a yellow ball of yarn.

42:33🔗 Caller Wow.

42:34🔗 Adam I wasn't thinking of anything but I was. Drew, were you thinking of something?

42:37🔗 Drew No, I was thinking about the be-heimen.

42:39🔗 Caller Mike, here comes trouble.

42:42🔗 Adam Mike?

42:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

42:44🔗 Adam Were you thinking of anything?

42:47🔗 Actually, I was thinking of the carving knife.

42:49🔗 Drew That was kind of cool.

42:50🔗 Adam Yeah. See that?

42:53🔗 Caller Really great.

42:54🔗 Adam Chris made you think of that.

42:55🔗 Caller Thanks, Mike.

42:56🔗 Adam I don't know.

42:56🔗 Criss Angel It was just following along with what he said.

42:59🔗 Caller It was kind of crazy.

43:00🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

43:02🔗 Caller See how many accents I cause this now.

43:04🔗 Adam Melanie?

43:05🔗 Criss Angel Yeah?

43:06🔗 Adam Were you playing along?

43:08🔗 Criss Angel I was.

43:09🔗 Adam What were you thinking of?

43:11🔗 Criss Angel The freaking yellow ball of yarn.

43:13🔗 Adam Yeah.

43:14🔗 Drew Two for two.

43:16🔗 Adam That's good enough for me. That is awesome.

43:18🔗 Caller And Patricia was doing yellow ball of yarn, and I had shing for the knife as well.

43:23🔗 Adam Oh, really? Wow.

43:25🔗 Caller I had it cued up and everything.

43:26🔗 Adam Wow. I don't know how that works, but it's impressive. All right. Let's get back to Mike. Then you want to talk to Mike or talk to Emily?

43:34🔗 Drew Emily?

43:37🔗 I.

43:38🔗 Adam You're 19?

43:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:40🔗 Adam Were you following along?

43:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:43🔗 Adam Wow.

43:44🔗 Caller What's up?

43:44🔗 Adam Everyone's coming here and all of a sudden.

43:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:47🔗 Drew We got to play more games on this show.

43:49🔗 Adam Were you thinking ball of yarn?

43:51🔗 Criss Angel Actually, I wasn't. Uh-oh.

43:53🔗 Adam What were you thinking of?

43:56🔗 Criss Angel Did you say something about shiny metal or whatever?

43:59🔗 Adam Well, that's the dudes.

44:01🔗 Drew That was the odd numbers.

44:02🔗 Adam Yeah. You're the chick.

44:05🔗 Drew That's why this doesn't work for everybody.

44:08🔗 Caller You might have to take away my title of provocateur now.

44:11🔗 Adam You have to check. You got to check your underpants before you play the game.

44:15🔗 Drew All right. What's up, Emily?

44:16🔗 Caller That's all right.

44:17🔗 Adam What's up?

44:19🔗 Criss Angel I recently broke up with my girlfriend.

44:24🔗 Drew Oh, she's the dude.

44:26🔗 Adam Interesting. His powers don't work on lesbians.

44:30🔗 Drew Does it work on you either?

44:31🔗 Adam Wow.

44:32🔗 Drew Were you thinking of the knife? No.

44:34🔗 Adam Penny.

44:35🔗 Criss Angel Penny. No, I wasn't thinking of the knife.

44:38🔗 Adam That's the name of her girlfriend, Penny. Yeah. Go ahead, Emily. This is interesting. I'll have to see if this stuff worked on lesbians. They may have some sort of enzyme where magic doesn't work. I've long thought that true.

44:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

44:52🔗 Adam And I don't believe that that's racist or that's unfair thinking in any way. I think they have an enzyme that stops them from getting magic. I've often thought... Drew, how many times you heard me say that?

45:06🔗 Drew Oh, I can't even count.

45:09🔗 Adam Mm-hmm. Emily?

45:11🔗 Caller Yes.

45:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

45:13🔗 Caller Okay.

45:13🔗 Drew You, in fact, mentioned to be the first order of Michaelis Menten, the kinetic enzyme.

45:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

45:17🔗 Drew You did.

45:17🔗 Adam That's what it is.

45:18🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:18🔗 Adam Go ahead, Emily. 19?

45:20🔗 Criss Angel Yeah. Well, I recently broke up with her and she won't leave me alone. And especially now, I've been broke up with her for two months. We were together for a year and a half. And now, I'm kind of seeing other people and there's this guy that I've been interested in. We've been spending a lot of time together. And now that she knows that she just won't leave me alone, she comes over and invited.

45:47🔗 Adam All right, Ms. Chaos, what's up? And we know you're chaotic because you're sort of bouncing around. You're not even a lesbian. There's a guy you're into now?

45:57🔗 Criss Angel I'm bisexual.

45:59🔗 Adam All right. What happened?

45:59🔗 Criss Angel I've known that since I was 12.

46:01🔗 Adam Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to use my powers of perdition here. Who molested you?

46:05🔗 Criss Angel I was not molested. You guys do that all the time. I was not molested.

46:09🔗 Adam Yes. What happened? Physical abuse? What's going on?

46:13🔗 Criss Angel My mother beat me a lot.

46:15🔗 Adam OK.

46:16🔗 Drew Well, there you go. And that will create that's called trauma. And that often associates with sexual identity issues. And definitely in relationships, you will create chaos and be attracted to chaotic people.

46:27🔗 Adam But let me ask this. Hold on a second, young boy, Emily. Let me ask this. There are lesbians that are created. Boom. Yeah. God made them. And they're gay guys that God made. And then the ones that are created in the basement when their uncle climbs on top of them. Right. I believe that the by the people, the women especially, the gay guys that are by are just gay and haven't fully committed to it yet. They don't want to freak their parents out, whatever it is, that they can't handle it. But they will be gay eventually. The women that are by, I would say, that's a greater marker for abuse than lesbian.

47:05🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

47:05🔗 Adam Because lesbian, that's created in the lab.

47:07🔗 Drew No, no. At 19, this is not even by its sexual disorganization. It's just not, not a... You're all over the road sexually. Confused by sexual orientation, yeah, yeah.

47:15🔗 Adam All right. Hang on there, Emily. We'll take a quick break. Criss Angel is here tonight. Mind Freak, Provocateur. Yeah. And the guy makes yarn and blades fall from the sky. We'll take a, a guy's got the knife laying on their head. Chicken hit with the yarn like a little kitten. Doesn't seem like a fair trade. Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, a man of... That's Dr. Drew. Stop monkeying, Drew.

48:08🔗 Drew Make it go back.

48:09🔗 Adam Criss Angel's here tonight.

48:11🔗 Drew Got a fork here that Criss Angel bent with his mind.

48:13🔗 Adam Mind freak.

48:14🔗 Drew And I want to go back.

48:15🔗 Adam I think he did it with his hand. I mean, his open hand.

48:19🔗 Drew How come I can't fall apart like he did, too?

48:21🔗 Adam Wrong fork. Criss Angel here, mind freak, Wednesday nights. Drew, don't monkey with the fork, because it's going to fly off, it's going to hit me in the eye. Wednesday night at 10 o'clock on A&E.

48:36🔗 Caller And we have a special one hour edition of Mind Freak for Halloween, October 31st, 10 o'clock.

48:42🔗 Adam That's going to be awesome. I'm going to watch it. Drew, what are you going as this year?

48:46🔗 Drew Me.

48:47🔗 Adam You're going as you?

48:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

48:48🔗 Adam All right.

48:49🔗 Drew It's a stretch.

48:50🔗 Adam Does anyone get dressed up anymore?

48:53🔗 Drew Not old guys, I guess.

48:54🔗 Adam Here's the whole thing about Halloween.

48:55🔗 Drew Michelle does. What do you get, Michelle?

48:57🔗 Adam Halloween is a good singles event, you know what I mean? It's a good holiday for single people. Chicks get, you know, chicks, they dress up like French maids and bunnies and genies and things like that. And they go out and they get toasted, you know, and then they get all into it because they're not them. You know, I have this theory that you sort of become your outfit after about an hour. You get a CPA in a Viking outfit. And after about an hour, he's yelling, drink from your helmet. And everyone, you know what I mean? Come on, man. You know, and it's like, you get out, you start dressing. This is why we need a dress code.

49:36🔗 Drew Yeah, because you become what you wear.

49:39🔗 Adam You become what you wear. Absolutely. All right. So, it's good, you know, so here's the thing. If you're, if you're single, you should pick a flattering outfit. Now, don't do that obnoxious thing. You know, the guy who works out, so he goes as a baby, says he has his shirt off the whole time. The diaper. He wears the diaper. That's always the one guy. Never the fat guy. It's always the guy who's been working out all day. You know that guy? Yeah, yeah. Obnoxious. Listen, guys, you guys who work out, don't think we don't know you're making excuses to pop the shirt off all the time. Believe me. We know. You know, the guys at the ball game, oh man, what is it? 71 degrees? I gotta get this shirt off of me. Guys working. Man, I can't paint this house with my shirt off. It's snowing outside, Larry. Ah, still I'm working, building up a lather here. Get this shirt off. Then every Halloween outfit is some shirt related, somehow the shirt's coming off. Oh, he's not going as the back of the horse. Hell no. You got a nice build. That's getting incorporated into your outfit. You may go as like Conan. Women do that too. Oh yeah. That's why it's great. Women will slut it up on Halloween. She'll go out in a thong back and a sports bra.

50:54🔗 Caller Just nothing.

50:55🔗 Adam Yeah, a little thing. I mean, here's the thing. If you have a nice body, a nice figure as a woman and Halloween comes around and you dress up, you're going to something hot. That's the beauty of that. Other holidays, don't you? You can't say that about Hanukkah. You just can't. Or Yom Kippur. No. But Halloween, you will go to something hot. And the thing about the guys is, and here's what you got to do with the guys. Don't go with the obnoxious thing where the shirt's off. Go with something where the chicks get a little shot of what you got. But they don't want you to think you're showing it off or flaunting it. You know what I'm saying? Then go to a party and start boozing and then get down. That's what you got to do. All right. Where are we?

51:39🔗 Drew Here we go. Back to Emily.

51:40🔗 Adam Now, if you're married or you have a girlfriend, no reason to go out.

51:44🔗 Drew Zero reason.

51:46🔗 Adam Just keep the lights off so the kids don't come by. You know what I mean? You won't be giving away any of that candy. All right. Let's talk to Emily. Emily?

51:54🔗 Caller Yeah. Still here.

51:56🔗 Adam How do you look? You good looking?

51:58🔗 Criss Angel I would say so.

51:59🔗 Adam What did you go as last year for Halloween?

52:03🔗 Criss Angel I was Little Red Riding Hood.

52:06🔗 Adam Were you Foxy Little Red Riding Hood?

52:08🔗 Caller Absolutely.

52:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

52:10🔗 Drew Perfect.

52:10🔗 Adam Chicks all slutted up. Great holiday. We should really have Halloween. You know what the problem with Halloween? Let me tell you this. We shouldn't have it in November. It's always cold. Too cold. Even so, the chicks will go as to Playboy Bunnies and the guys will think their shirt's up, but they're freezing their asses off the whole time. Can I stand up there in a diaper and it's hailing on him? But he looks great because he just shaved, you know? But here's the thing, if we had, my theory is if you can get a chick to dress like a little kitten, a sexy kitten or French maid or Playboy Bunny in November, imagine what you could get them to do in August or July. You know what I mean? They just be nude. They just come, you'd be like, Batting suit show. What's your outfit? I'm a nude person with a spatula and an ass. Wow. Creative. Awesome.

53:00🔗 Drew I'm a provocateur.

53:02🔗 Caller That's a true meaning.

53:05🔗 Drew Spatula.

53:07🔗 Adam Well, they would go in zero because they're almost naked. Hot chick is almost naked now and it's freezing.

53:13🔗 Drew Got it.

53:15🔗 Caller Actually, I have to tell you real quick about something I'm working on for the next season. I'm going to go into New York City, right in the middle of Times Square. I'm going to try a mass hypnosis and I'm going to try to make people take off their clothes using hypnosis right in the middle of Times Square.

53:29🔗 Drew So, you're trained as a hypnotist? Well, I... You learned how to do it?

53:32🔗 Caller I learned how to do it.

53:33🔗 Drew Have you done it in groups before?

53:34🔗 Caller I've done it in two groups, yeah.

53:36🔗 Drew How long does it take you?

53:37🔗 Caller It takes about, depending upon the person, you have to pick your...

53:40🔗 Drew But, I mean, you're a group. How long do you work in a group?

53:42🔗 Caller Probably about 45 minutes.

53:43🔗 Drew So, you need a group of people to sit there for you?

53:44🔗 Adam Yeah.

53:45🔗 Drew Yeah.

53:45🔗 Adam It'll be... Oh, the cab drivers will love that. I'm sure no one will honk.

53:50🔗 Caller But it's difficult because you're doing that in the fall, you know, or January, I should say, and it is cold, so it would probably be a lot easier for me to do it in the spring or summer.

53:58🔗 Adam It would be a pretty viable accomplishment, but not as impressive as the photographer that convinces everyone to get naked and pile up and take pictures.

54:08🔗 Caller But he pays them, doesn't he?

54:09🔗 Adam He gets them from everywhere, but no, he doesn't. He gets 4,000 people to get naked and then takes a picture. Oh, that guy. Yeah, yeah. Oh, these photographers, diabolical, these guys. Come on, ladies, let's get the clothes off. Let's hustle now. It's funny, too, he just starts hustling people. He's like, sweetie, panties off, let's go, get out in the street. She's like, oh, I'm sorry. Taking her pants off and running out in the middle of the main square. That's a guy, boy. That guy's a genius. You know why everyone needs to get nude and run out in the marketplace. I don't know, but he gets like 3,500 people to get naked.

54:42🔗 Drew Well, one way I could be a cult leader, and the other way I could sell pictures.

54:47🔗 Adam Meanwhile, he's got a bullhorn. It's like, okay, ladies, we're going to need you to go ahead and spread out over here. Guys, please quit beating off.

54:54🔗 Caller We're losing the light.

54:59🔗 Adam You know, the guys are just there. You know, guys have to pretend like they're into the art scene. Oh, no, no, this is important work. Now, this is important social commentary. Could you quit stroking your door? Could you please quit talking about the social commentary? Just hands off the door for just to get through that part. No, this is important, awesome stuff. Oh, no, I'm following this guy around the country. This is awesome. Emily?

55:22🔗 Criss Angel Yes?

55:23🔗 Adam Sorry, baby doll.

55:24🔗 Caller Okay.

55:27🔗 Criss Angel Well, as I was saying, she won't leave me alone.

55:30🔗 Adam All right, what's wrong with you? Your mom beat you. Is that why you're angry?

55:35🔗 Criss Angel I'm not angry. I mean, I've dealt with that, you know, and I understand why she did that. And I'm past that.

55:42🔗 Adam Why did she beat on you?

55:45🔗 Criss Angel She was really angry about a lot of things. And I was the only person that she could really take it out.

55:51🔗 Adam Oh, okay. So she had a good reason.

55:53🔗 Drew She beat on her because she beat on her, basically.

55:54🔗 Adam Was she taking drugs or anything?

55:57🔗 Criss Angel Yeah, she smoked a lot of pot.

55:59🔗 Drew She drank into them?

56:01🔗 Criss Angel Uh, no.

56:02🔗 Adam You gotta do something else. The pot doesn't get you...

56:05🔗 Drew Right. The pot makes you...

56:06🔗 Adam My mom smoked pot. She'd every week, she'd say, next week the beating begins. And then that would lead to the next week. In other words, she never got off the rattan horse.

56:15🔗 Criss Angel She never got off the wicker chair.

56:17🔗 Criss Angel She ran out of weed, you know.

56:19🔗 Drew Oh, irritable after she came off the weed.

56:21🔗 Adam That makes sense.

56:22🔗 Drew Well done.

56:23🔗 Adam All right.

56:24🔗 Drew All right. But listen, Emily, you may have dealt with it psychologically, but it leaves an imprint in terms of how you regulate your feeling states and that sort of thing. And the kinds of people you'd be attracted to would be sort of chaotic and dangerous people. And it sounds like you've got involved with somebody that has a character problem and now is engaged in stalking behaviors.

56:43🔗 Adam Yeah, well, wait, wait, look, you give her, do you pick up the phone when she calls? Do you ever call her back?

56:49🔗 Criss Angel Most of the time I'll put it on silent and just ignore it. But if I ignore it, she just comes on over.

56:59🔗 Drew Then you got to get a restraining order.

57:00🔗 Adam Well, do you answer the door?

57:03🔗 Criss Angel Well, yeah, because, you know, I don't know.

57:07🔗 Drew You need to make it clearer to her that it's over, Emily. If you give her any shred of hope, she's going to hang around. Even then, she's going to hang around when you try to clamp down. And if you have to, you have to get restraining orders and really bring the structure to bear.

57:19🔗 Adam Look, you know, there's a whole subtle art to not hanging out with people. You're not getting them to hang out with you and you're not making a career out of it.

57:25🔗 Drew That's the thing. It's not so subtle. Well, it's deliberate.

57:29🔗 Adam Well, here's what it is. It's sort of stitch in time. You can do a little thing where the person goes, hey, maybe we swing by or whatever. And you go, this weekend is bad. It's a little uncomfortable, but it's not too bad. Later on, when you try to break things off, it can be really uncomfortable. But there's a subtle art to not hanging out with people or here's what you want in life. You want everyone to do what you want them to do without them knowing they're doing it. That's what the Criss Angel Provocateur does.

58:01🔗 Drew They don't even know it. A level of mystifier.

58:04🔗 Adam You want the people you want to hang out with to want to hang out with you and you want the people you don't want to hang out with to stop calling you like my family. You see what I'm saying?

58:13🔗 Drew Yeah, you're no good at this. Oh yeah, you are actually. No one will talk to you anymore.

58:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

58:16🔗 Drew It's good.

58:17🔗 Adam It's awesome. Right, but the people I like hanging with.

58:19🔗 Drew Well, it's hard to turn it off, Adam. Come on, buddy.

58:24🔗 Adam Hillary?

58:26🔗 Caller Yeah?

58:27🔗 Adam You're 19?

58:28🔗 Caller Yes.

58:30🔗 Adam What's up?

58:32🔗 Caller I constantly feel very guilty. And as a result, I feel like I have to keep redeeming myself. So I keep doing all these things. And it's just a really vicious cycle. And I just can't.

58:45🔗 Drew How long have you been feeling this way?

58:47🔗 Caller For a really long time. For how long? Three years, four years.

58:51🔗 Drew Have you been doing things that indeed you should feel guilty about?

58:56🔗 Caller I mean, I haven't done anything that's bad. I've never done anything bad.

59:03🔗 Drew You feeling guilty or you feeling shame?

59:05🔗 Caller No, guilty. I feel very guilty.

59:07🔗 Drew Describe to me what you mean by guilt.

59:10🔗 Caller Like, I just feel like I can't please anyone. And I feel like everything is my fault.

59:17🔗 Adam Are you going to college right now?

59:19🔗 Caller Well, I was going to NYU last semester and then I got offered a job like as an executive at this company. So I took it. I moved back to LA and I'm working like at this company and going to school at night.

59:34🔗 Adam What do your parents do?

59:36🔗 Caller Dr. Loveline. My mom owns a PR company and my dad's a producer.

59:42🔗 Adam All right. Now this, you know, I'm going to go away on a limb and go, you guys Jewish?

59:48🔗 Caller Yes.

59:49🔗 Adam Shocker. Shocker.

59:51🔗 Drew Finally, Adam.

59:52🔗 Adam Shocking. The great Adam, the provocateur.

59:56🔗 Criss Angel He knows the Jews.

59:57🔗 Adam Yeah.

59:58🔗 Caller They teach me that, dude.

59:59🔗 Adam Whoo. That is shocking. All right.

1:00:01🔗 Drew Tarzana.

1:00:02🔗 Adam Call him from Tarzana. Dad's in the industry. You went to NYU. Guilted. Guilt flying all over the place. What a shocker. Hi, Hillary. You need to get over this.

1:00:12🔗 Drew Here's the one thing I would tell you is that there may have been sort of things that were sort of brought to bear in your child during the, you know, the used guilt to manipulate your when you feel better to go baby.

1:00:22🔗 Adam Get cathartic on her ass. And I suspect you had some of that.

1:00:26🔗 Caller My dad now isn't my biological dad. Like my biological dad, like I asked him to disown me when I was 10 because he was like a really violent person. So he signed away.

1:00:40🔗 Adam Not a Jew, not Jewish.

1:00:43🔗 Caller No, he was Jewish.

1:00:44🔗 Adam Really?

1:00:47🔗 Caller Wow.

1:00:48🔗 Adam JDL.

1:00:50🔗 Caller And so I feel, I mean, like I know I was only 10, but I feel like that.

1:00:55🔗 Adam Was he Israeli?

1:00:57🔗 Caller No.

1:01:01🔗 Adam What was his job?

1:01:03🔗 Caller I don't remember.

1:01:04🔗 Adam All right.

1:01:04🔗 Drew Don't remember. So you really have nothing to do with him.

1:01:08🔗 Caller Right now?

1:01:09🔗 Adam Well, back, wait.

1:01:10🔗 Drew Well, here's the, here's the, okay, look, one of the things that could have happened is you feel responsible for how your dad behaved and for leaving that relationship. And naturally enough, you feel some guilt and shame over that. The other thing is depression very commonly causes feelings of guilt and worthlessness, and you do sound kind of depressed. So this is all stuff that needs to be kind of looked into. All right.

1:01:33🔗 Caller What do you mean looked into?

1:01:35🔗 Drew Treated.

1:01:37🔗 Caller Treated? Is that what you said?

1:01:39🔗 Drew Yes.

1:01:41🔗 Caller Okay.

1:01:42🔗 Adam All right.

1:01:43🔗 Drew And the anger is coming up.

1:01:43🔗 Adam Yeah, all right. Just go take care of yourself. Would you please? What do you mean?

1:01:46🔗 Caller Like, I don't understand. You mean go to, like, a therapist or a psychologist?

1:01:49🔗 Drew Yeah. Go to a therapist. We'll start with a psychiatrist because this may actually be depression as a primary symptom, the fact that there's obsession and guilt and feelings of worthlessness.

1:01:57🔗 Caller That's depression, right? It doesn't affect, like, how I perform, like, in my...

1:02:02🔗 Adam Good.

1:02:02🔗 Drew Not yet. Not yet.

1:02:04🔗 Adam I don't know. Nobody said it did. Look, the people that are miserable perform better.

1:02:09🔗 Drew Sometimes.

1:02:09🔗 Adam Happy people hang out.

1:02:11🔗 Drew Yeah, the miserable ones, ones that have to hyper-perform like Hillary.

1:02:14🔗 Adam Yeah. They're the workaholics. They're the hyper-achievers. Yeah. Look at Chris over there raising his hand. He's miserable.

1:02:20🔗 Drew He's talking about the guilt and shame during the break.

1:02:23🔗 Adam That's what happens. Yeah. His self-esteem is so low, he digs a hole, he gets in it, and they bury him.

1:02:28🔗 Drew Yeah, that's it.

1:02:29🔗 Adam That's really very, very symbolic.

1:02:31🔗 Drew Well, he wanted to escape, but when he was down there, he thought, I belong here. Yeah. We're gonna stay.

1:02:38🔗 Adam Here's what I would say. Instead of being buried, you should be cremated a lot. Spread your ashes. Spread your ashes over the open waters, and then see you come back. That's all I'd like to see. That'd be a great stunt. I'm gonna cremate myself and spread my ashes. I called up the Neptune Society. They're gonna cremate me and spread me over the Pacific.

1:02:57🔗 Caller That's two you gave me. Thank you for the next season.

1:02:59🔗 Adam Another good idea.

1:03:00🔗 Caller My freak.

1:03:01🔗 Adam Cremate freak out.

1:03:02🔗 Caller Official writer.

1:03:03🔗 Caller Georgette?

1:03:04🔗 Criss Angel Yeah, that's me.

1:03:05🔗 Adam What's happening?

1:03:06🔗 What's going on?

1:03:07🔗 Criss Angel Greek?

1:03:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:03:09🔗 Caller No, I'm Armenian.

1:03:10🔗 Adam Here would be the greatest stunt of all time. You go out to dinner with Dr. Drew, see if you can pick up the tab. That would be awesome.

1:03:19🔗 Drew Well, he's into mind control.

1:03:20🔗 Adam Well, he get Drew to be able to even even even forks. Yeah, but he can't bend your arm to grab your wallet. That that that is too. There's no mind that powerful. Georgette?

1:03:32🔗 Caller Yes.

1:03:33🔗 Adam Go ahead.

1:03:34🔗 Criss Angel Hello.

1:03:35🔗 Caller Hello, Adam.

1:03:36🔗 Caller Hello, Drew.

1:03:37🔗 Drew Hello.

1:03:38🔗 Caller I'm a provocateur.

1:03:40🔗 Caller Hello, miss mystifier.

1:03:42🔗 Caller Yeah, sweet. Okay, just want to let you know I'm a woman and I did get the yellow ball of yarn or whatever that was. And I wanted to ask you, what's the difference between like, excuse me, cause I'm getting sick. What's the difference between psychic and what you consider yourself?

1:04:00🔗 Caller Well, I don't believe that psychics exists or at least I haven't seen anything, any true proof.

1:04:05🔗 Drew I want to start real quick. Is that because you know, as a performer, when you figure out how to do things that look psychic, you can always figure out a way to make that happen? You know what I mean? To make an illusion.

1:04:17🔗 Caller Throughout the course of history, there's been people that have made the claims that they have psychic ability and stuff. And there's been other people, starting with Houdini and even prior to Houdini, that have offered large sums of money to anybody that can do something that cannot be reproduced or explained. And no one has ever been able to produce. There's a million dollars right now by the Amazing Randy. And there's no one that has been able to do anything that can't be reduced or explained or in a test environment. So I don't like what you guys are doing in a sense is cold reading by analyzing somebody's voice, the way they speak, how they...

1:04:59🔗 Drew The patterns.

1:04:59🔗 Caller Exactly. And you can pretty much conjure a picture up and utilize your questioning and the way to respond to it to get more information. And so I don't believe that it exists. And I mean, if you just look at it from a very simple, fundamental perspective, these people wouldn't be there hustling for 40 dollars to read your palm. You know, it's...

1:05:24🔗 Drew They'd be investing in the stock exchange.

1:05:26🔗 Caller Well, no, they would just win the lottery. You know, these are the numbers that are going to hit tomorrow.

1:05:30🔗 Adam Well, there's... This is what... This is the kind of society we live in. By the way, Amazing Randy, a horrible name for a magician. Great, great name for a gay bar, but a bad name for a magician. Although you have to be good with that name. You know what I mean?

1:05:46🔗 Caller Well, Penn and Teller, too, are...

1:05:47🔗 Adam Well, here's how it works. That's right. If you actually had this ability, you would be at the horse track, you would be at the stock exchange, you would be making, quietly making money. It's like when you have seminars for unlimited wealth in the real estate business, you shut your face and you go out and make money in the real estate business when you have the secret to wealth.

1:06:10🔗 Drew You're Donald Trump.

1:06:11🔗 Adam You become Donald Trump, not a guy who sells a series of cassettes out of his van in Florida. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, ho, ho. The other thing, and this is...

1:06:21🔗 Drew Could be Tommy Vu, though.

1:06:23🔗 Adam This is what we have to focus on. We always need to focus on this. And it's like we seem to lose sight of this as a society where it's like they want some guy to submit a DNA sample because they finally lifted some latent DNA stuff off the dress of the person. The person says, no, I don't want to, I will not do it. I'm innocent, but I'll not, no, guilty, guilty. Why? All the other innocent people, all the other people immediately lined up and gave them the swatch of the saliva because they have nothing. You are claiming two things. One, you're innocent, and two, your attorneys are calling because you don't want to give the DNA sample. That's guilty. Now we as a society have somehow decided that there's a good chance he may be innocent, he just doesn't want to give BS.

1:07:07🔗 Drew What's the logic?

1:07:08🔗 Adam That's not how it works. The guy doesn't want to take the lie detector's test, the guy doesn't want to give the DNA sample. All these people, they have all these things, all these psychics and everything, who have to keep fishing around. The name H, I get the name H, H, somewhere, H, something with an H, something with a vowel, vowel or consonant, consonant or vowel, there's something. Think about it, think about it.

1:07:27🔗 Drew Who in this room has a grandfather? Grandfather.

1:07:29🔗 Adam Who's your parents, yes, fish, fish, fish, you got nothing.

1:07:34🔗 Caller It was, and the sad thing is you look at this guy like John Edwards, who was out there, who is completely taking advantage of vulnerable people who have a real loss, who have, their life is desperate for him to have been in contact. And I just, that really bugs me.

1:07:48🔗 Adam Yeah, but on the other hand, it's like a mirror that makes fat people look thin. If it's just up at their house, who cares? That's not true. You know what I mean? Let them look in the mirror and think they look good. You know what I mean?

1:08:00🔗 Drew Through the TV, then they should do it at their own house, not just on mass media.

1:08:03🔗 Adam They do it all the time.

1:08:05🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:08:05🔗 Caller If people are sending them money.

1:08:07🔗 Adam The big one is this one, too. It's like, you're somebody that somebody dies. Yeah, a picture gasping for air, gasping for air. Is that? Well, yes, you had a heart attack. That's it. That's it. They always do the gasping for air.

1:08:22🔗 Drew Well, there's their magnates, huh? See? So anyway, yeah, gasping.

1:08:27🔗 Adam I'll tell you, we had a psychic in here once. I'll tell you how psychics work.

1:08:30🔗 Drew But we like Kenny. Kenny's good. Kenny Sweet Spirit? Kenny Kingston's good times.

1:08:36🔗 Adam Sweet Spirit. Yeah. You know what I like about psychics is, I like the old psychics that they come with the companions. I don't even know what they are. They're not the wife. They're not the girl friend. Not the cabana boy they keep at home. It's the traveling companion. That's sort of one of the Gabor sisters who has the lap dog. We travel together. She gets introduced as the lady friend. What is that?

1:09:01🔗 Drew And the guy is not into ladies many times.

1:09:03🔗 Adam Doesn't seem to be into the ladies. Does not seem. It does not take a psychic to know that the guy with the pinkie ring, the mock turtleneck and the crazy great banks may not be into the ladies. No, but he still has his companion. Yeah. Here's the thing. I'm straight, but I don't have to travel with a chick to let the world know I'm straight.

1:09:24🔗 Drew I think it's like the opposite of a female jiggle-o. Because jiggle-os originally were not sex partners.

1:09:29🔗 Adam Right.

1:09:29🔗 Drew They were just companions for older women.

1:09:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:09:31🔗 Drew They needed companions. Traveling, somebody to carry the luggage.

1:09:35🔗 Adam Yeah. It's awesome too because it's like, yeah, honey, get in the plane. We're going out of town so I can bang some 17-year-old guy. That's how it works. Know what I think I'm doing as long as you're sitting around.

1:09:49🔗 Drew That's what we're talking about.

1:09:51🔗 Adam Oh, here's what I'm saying. Here's what they do. Here's what they do. They fish around, you know?

1:09:55🔗 Drew Let's hold one up here. We had one up here.

1:09:57🔗 Adam We had one. Norman. They did stuff like, yeah, they said, I don't know, I was thinking I was talking during the show and somebody said, did anyone important in your life ever pass? And I said, well, my grandfather and my cat, Norman, something like that. And then there's this during the commercial.

1:10:14🔗 Drew It was like an hour earlier.

1:10:15🔗 Adam Yeah. And then an hour later, they're like, who's Norman? And I'm like, Norman, Norman's my cat. And they're like, yeah, I know. I know. I heard you say that, but Norman is also somebody else, somebody important. Who is it? Who'd you name your cat after? Because here's what they're fishing for. What kind of idiot names their cat Norman? What kind of lame-o, what kind of tarred names are cat Norman who didn't have a great grandfather named Norman or an uncle who passed named Norman or whoever? Somebody's got to be named Norman in that family. That's why you name your stupid cat a crazy name like that. So they do that. I'm going to feel, I'm going to Norman. Feel, no, not the cat, but who? Somebody in the family. Now here's the thing. My stupid sister named the stupid cat Norman. That was it. I never met anyone named Norman. I have no one in my family named Norman. There's no Norman connection, but they're making that leap and they're trying to connect.

1:11:08🔗 Caller And if they're wrong, then I'll say, well, a Norman is going to come into your life.

1:11:12🔗 Drew Or you think, or think about it. And finally, he got so angry, he said, no, I'm not going to think about it. There is no Norman.

1:11:19🔗 Adam You're wrong.

1:11:19🔗 Drew Yeah, you're wrong.

1:11:20🔗 Adam Yeah, stop poking around. You're wrong. And just think about it. Think about it. And what they do is they let you do the legwork. They pick a letter, they pick something, cast it, something, and then you fill it in.

1:11:33🔗 Drew There's no digit to it.

1:11:35🔗 Caller And that works on people. They're vulnerable. They want to know. They want to believe. And they actually give information. They don't even realize they're giving because they want to hear the answers they want to hear. It's human nature. It's like going to Atlantic City or Las Vegas. You win $10. You want to win $20. And that's how they buy those nice chandeliers.

1:11:52🔗 Adam I believe it's a form of narcissism that they tap into, that people think that they can communicate or that I can communicate with long lost whoever. Drew and I, our self-esteem is way too low to know that we can communicate with anybody who has passed on.

1:12:07🔗 Drew Anyone who would be interested in communicating with us, more importantly.

1:12:09🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, here's what would work. What would work is, I'm communicating with your grandfather. What is he saying? He doesn't want to talk to you.

1:12:17🔗 Drew That's him. That's him. How'd you know?

1:12:20🔗 Adam He said you weren't funny. They have cable in hell. And he says he doesn't watch the show, but he's heard you're not funny. All right. Then I buy into it. All right. Let's take a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:12:35🔗 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

1:12:38🔗 Caller Just a minute or two. Call 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:12:48🔗 Adam Yeah, buddy, it's Loveline, Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Criss Angel is here to know.

1:12:57🔗 Caller Thank you very much.

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1:12:59🔗 Adam Mind Freak, if you want. For pocket tour. 10 o'clock on A&E Wednesday Nights, you wanna go to www.crissangel. That's two S's by the way, that Criss. C-R-I-S-S, Angel, sorry ,.com. Check out where he's gonna be, what he's gonna do, all the listings, all the stuff.

1:13:17🔗 Drew Las Vegas, November 14th, is that right?

1:13:18🔗 Caller Yes, yes, and a special edition of Mind Freak, one hour for Halloween, October 31st, 10 o'clock.

1:13:24🔗 Adam Let's talk to Melanie now, who's 29, from Idaho. Melanie?

1:13:30🔗 Caller Yeah, Idaho.

1:13:34🔗 Criss Angel Dr. Drew.

1:13:35🔗 Adam Melanie. Let me read your mind first. You have a job, yes? Yes. Yes, you have a job. And your job's okay, yes, but it doesn't fulfill you creatively, yes? I mean, you're more creative than what your job lets you do, am I right?

1:13:55🔗 Caller Hmm, no.

1:13:56🔗 Adam Yeah, there's a part, sure, you're a creative person. Would you call yourself a creative person? I think you're a very creative person, yes?

1:14:04🔗 Caller Oh, yes.

1:14:05🔗 Adam Yes, you're creative, yes?

1:14:08🔗 Caller I'm taking notes, I'm taking notes right now.

1:14:09🔗 Adam Creative person, yes, but your job, you're not a sculptor or a painter or anything. Your job's okay, it's somewhat satisfying.

1:14:16🔗 Drew It keeps you locked into a narrow range.

1:14:17🔗 Adam It's good, it's good, but it keeps you narrowed in. Let me tell you this, too. There's the melody, the melody that people know, that you let the outside world know, there's that part of you, but then there's a part that you keep hidden deep inside, okay?

1:14:30🔗 Drew And wait a minute, I'm seeing blue, color blue. What's blue?

1:14:33🔗 Adam Anything blue? Blue carpet.

1:14:35🔗 Drew Blue near you?

1:14:35🔗 Adam Blue paint, blue curtains.

1:14:37🔗 Drew It's a royal blue.

1:14:37🔗 Adam Blue car.

1:14:38🔗 Drew What's that mean?

1:14:38🔗 Adam Anything blue?

1:14:39🔗 Drew Melanie, why blue?

1:14:40🔗 Adam Anything blue?

1:14:43🔗 Criss Angel I'm serious. A blue curtain with blue couches.

1:14:45🔗 Caller Blue, you're blue, huh?

1:14:47🔗 Drew And a number three.

1:14:48🔗 Adam She blew her husband last night.

1:14:50🔗 Drew A number three? Is there a three on it?

1:14:51🔗 Adam Three, there's three.

1:14:52🔗 Drew Are there three lamps, three candles?

1:14:54🔗 Adam Three, three something. I'm getting three, and either a G, an A, an E, an R, or an I. Is there anybody you know whose name has a J in it or around it? That could be James, or it could be Herb Jackson. Who's J? What's J? Something with a J.

1:15:16🔗 Criss Angel J, it could be several Js.

1:15:18🔗 Adam Yes, okay.

1:15:19🔗 Drew I'm seeing a chest of drawers with a cameo in it. I see a chest of drawers as well. And over the top door is a cameo there.

1:15:25🔗 Adam I see a kitchen with a fork in it. Is that sounds, anything there?

1:15:29🔗 Caller No, no, no, no, no.

1:15:30🔗 Adam Silverware, kitchen, sink, water running through, a spigot, yes, yes.

1:15:38🔗 Drew Hot and cold water.

1:15:39🔗 Adam Hot and cold, yes. That's what I get.

1:15:41🔗 Drew A device that, hard water is this pressure, the pressurized hot water seems to clean objects in the kitchen.

1:15:47🔗 Adam Yes, yes, possibly a front loader, yes. Let me say this too, Melanie. You like a little chocolate every once in a while, but sometimes you eat too much and feel a little bit guilty. Is that yes? Yes, you're being too hard on yourself by the way, yes. But sometimes you'll go out for dinner, not all the time, but sometimes you'll have that slice of pie at the end of the meal and then you beat yourself up a little for eating it. Yes, yes, yes. And you're creative. You're a creative person.

1:16:21🔗 Drew All right, what did you call it?

1:16:22🔗 Adam There's a part of you that you keep hidden from the world.

1:16:26🔗 Caller You're hilarious, Adam.

1:16:27🔗 Adam So powerful, so true, yes.

1:16:29🔗 Drew What's going on there?

1:16:32🔗 Criss Angel Dr. Drew, I wish you were divorced.

1:16:33🔗 Caller I'd marry you.

1:16:35🔗 Drew God bless you.

1:16:36🔗 Adam Yes. You diddle yourself to Drew, yes.

1:16:40🔗 Criss Angel I need your home phone number. No.

1:16:43🔗 Adam There's something that starts with a V that's in your nightstand, ends with an R.

1:16:48🔗 Drew With a B sound.

1:16:51🔗 Adam Yes.

1:16:51🔗 Drew All right. What's up, Melanie?

1:16:53🔗 Criss Angel I've been putting her a lot of heck with a lot of medications lately. For more depression or something? Pardon me?

1:17:00🔗 Drew For depression?

1:17:02🔗 Criss Angel And anxiety.

1:17:03🔗 Drew Okay.

1:17:04🔗 Criss Angel It started out post-mortem and then they just kept going from there and I-

1:17:08🔗 Adam Hold on. You have children? I feel children. I feel children because your auras change color.

1:17:14🔗 Drew So you had a-

1:17:16🔗 Adam Children.

1:17:18🔗 Drew God, I was just reading a great article about people that see colors in discreet objects. There's something wrong with their brains. Actually, discreet syndrome where the letter five shows up at a specific color and these people see colors with feelings and stuff too. There's something- They're trying to figure out what's going on in their brains.

1:17:33🔗 Adam I like when people do the leap and then they do the thing. Like they'll go, you know a mood ring will change colors on someone's hand or a- or a chameleon lizard will change colors. Well, your aura changes. I like when they do that, oh, oh, okay. I didn't know that. Well, then she'd make the mood ring and Al, you had no idea. But there's basically a Skittles commercial going on over my head.

1:17:55🔗 Drew But these people do see colors and things. And so they're probably seeing something when they experience a feeling from somebody that it evokes a color response.

1:18:02🔗 Adam Usually just means bad neighborhood.

1:18:03🔗 Drew All right. So Melanie, you had postpartum depression. How long ago was that?

1:18:08🔗 Criss Angel The first round was five years ago.

1:18:11🔗 Drew And?

1:18:11🔗 Adam I was going to say, I was going to say 60 months.

1:18:12🔗 Criss Angel The second round was three.

1:18:14🔗 Drew Okay. And who is prescribing these medications? Is there a psychiatrist involved?

1:18:19🔗 Criss Angel First it was family doctors. Then I went to a psychiatrist because things kept getting worse.

1:18:23🔗 Drew Worse in the sense that the mood was bad or the anxiety?

1:18:27🔗 Criss Angel Well, the anxiety came along and then the moods would fluctuate so horribly that I was afraid of not doing harm to my children, but just being bad around my children.

1:18:39🔗 Adam I see two children. I see two children. Two children.

1:18:46🔗 Drew Is it me or does Melanie sound good? Are there two children?

1:18:51🔗 Criss Angel You guys have just perked up my spirits tonight. I was totally on this down low before I called you guys.

1:18:57🔗 Drew But I don't get any weird energy from Melanie. Do you?

1:19:02🔗 Adam No, no.

1:19:03🔗 Drew So this is, because what we're sort of reading here is whether there's a chaos or a character problem here too. I don't feel that. I don't see that. So that to us means that this is largely exclusively depression, anxiety.

1:19:15🔗 Adam Melanie, Melanie, this is Adam. Do you drive? I'm getting foreign or domestic automobile. Is it one of those? Is it foreign or domestic? Please let her answer. What kind of car is it? What kind? What kind? Who makes it?

1:19:29🔗 Criss Angel Shh. Let's see. Actually, they would be domestic.

1:19:35🔗 Drew I don't.

1:19:36🔗 Adam Remember I said I said foreign or domestic? I said clearly said domestic. Did you guys hear? Do you have that on tape? On the tape, Michelle?

1:19:42🔗 Drew I'd say that the type either starts with a C, F, O or D.

1:19:47🔗 Adam Yeah. There might be a number in it somewhere. It's either convertible or hard top. I'm getting that. That's for sure. Or has a sunroof or land out top. Yes? Yes? Wait.

1:19:57🔗 Criss Angel What was the last one?

1:19:58🔗 Adam Convertible or hard top coupe or sunroof, moonroof or land out top. Yes?

1:20:05🔗 Criss Angel Land out top.

1:20:07🔗 Adam What kind of top does a car have?

1:20:09🔗 Caller Land out top.

1:20:11🔗 Drew Land out top. I'm either seeing two initials or a word that begins with F.

1:20:16🔗 Adam Yeah. It's either. Yes. I see that. I see G. I'm getting a G.

1:20:21🔗 Drew A G very strongly.

1:20:21🔗 Adam A G or an M or a subsidiary like Chevy or Pontiac. Or Ford. Yeah.

1:20:28🔗 Drew Coup d'Âif.

1:20:29🔗 Adam Yeah. Sarah. I mean Melanie. I'm going to predict your name is Melanie. Here's the thing. If you're driving an American car with a land out top on it, that is a bad sign.

1:20:40🔗 Drew Idaho. Idaho, though.

1:20:41🔗 Adam Yeah. That is horrible. What year is that car?

1:20:45🔗 Criss Angel Oh goodness. You don't want to know. You will so make fun of me.

1:20:48🔗 Adam What? 77?

1:20:49🔗 Criss Angel No, 88.

1:20:51🔗 Adam 88. But I knew double numbers. I felt double numbers. I knew it was either, I was going to say either 77 or 88. Yeah. Who? Is it Cadillac?

1:21:01🔗 Caller Close.

1:21:03🔗 Adam Oldsmobile?

1:21:05🔗 Criss Angel No, you're closer with Cadillac.

1:21:07🔗 Drew Chevrolet.

1:21:08🔗 Criss Angel Cadillac?

1:21:08🔗 Adam Pontiac?

1:21:10🔗 Caller What?

1:21:11🔗 Criss Angel Starts with a C.

1:21:12🔗 Drew Chevrolet?

1:21:13🔗 Adam Chevrolet?

1:21:15🔗 Caller No.

1:21:16🔗 Criss Angel Longer word.

1:21:17🔗 Adam Chrysler?

1:21:19🔗 Caller There you go.

1:21:20🔗 Adam I knew it. It's Chrysler.

1:21:22🔗 Drew Why is that close to Cadillac?

1:21:25🔗 Adam I don't know.

1:21:26🔗 Criss Angel You guys said C-word and...

1:21:28🔗 Adam All right. So it's an 88, 88 Chrysler.

1:21:31🔗 Caller Adam, ask her for her favorite number. I'm horrible.

1:21:34🔗 Drew I'm sorry.

1:21:35🔗 Caller It was a free gift, man.

1:21:36🔗 Drew Melanie, what's your favorite number? What's your favorite number, Melanie?

1:21:40🔗 Caller One through ten.

1:21:42🔗 Drew What's your first number comes to mind?

1:21:44🔗 Caller Between one and ten. Don't change your mind.

1:21:47🔗 Drew Two. Two.

1:21:48🔗 Adam I knew it.

1:21:49🔗 Drew Most people, statistically, most people say three.

1:21:52🔗 Adam Chris wrote down two.

1:21:53🔗 Drew Three or seven?

1:21:55🔗 Adam Yeah. He wrote it down after she said two, but he still wrote it down.

1:21:59🔗 Drew Melanie.

1:22:00🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Let me just say this. You know the biggest white trash move in the world is the people who have the land out top. Now, the land out top, for those of you...

1:22:08🔗 Drew The upholstered top, right?

1:22:09🔗 Adam For those of you who don't understand cars, land out top is it's a regular just steel roofed coupe. It's just a regular car. It's not a convertible, regular car, but the back third is upholstered, padded and upholstered. You see an old Cadillac and LTDs and things like that. Now, first off, here's the thing that's funny about it. Americans in the 70s and 80s when they're making these cars couldn't make a car whose dash wouldn't explode after 10 minutes.

1:22:37🔗 Criss Angel All right.

1:22:38🔗 Adam You guys got the way those to go ahead and upholster the outside of the car.

1:22:43🔗 Criss Angel Adam Corolla is not my cousin. He did not buy me a car.

1:22:47🔗 Adam The paint.

1:22:47🔗 Drew Oh, good point.

1:22:48🔗 Adam The paint is chipping off the hood after eight months and you're going to go ahead and upholster the roof of the car. That's way right there. Now, the real white trash move is when the thing comes undone at the front and acts like a sale.

1:23:01🔗 Drew It's like a pita.

1:23:03🔗 Adam It's a pita pocket. I've seen the person is going down the highway. They got it floored and they're going 41 miles. There's a huge windbreak hanging off the top of their car. Now, the car, because the car weighs seven thousand pounds, is only getting 11 miles a gallon in the first place. Got a V8 that's cranking out no horsepower. And it's got the sail, the windsock, on top of it now. And it strikes me that the people who are driving the car have no idea that this thing does this when they drive because you couldn't see it from inside the car.

1:23:36🔗 Drew You can't really hear it.

1:23:37🔗 Adam And it's not like you pull up next to the guy and start honking your horn and drawing it out in the dry erase thing on your windshield or anything.

1:23:43🔗 Drew Show a picture of a schooner.

1:23:45🔗 Adam You hold up a Cuddy Sark bottle. You just start laughing at the person and keep moving because you figure they're going to go blow out any minute and spin into you. It is the biggest, that big Landau sale is the biggest white trash move in the world. And somebody, they should be pulled over for that.

1:24:01🔗 Drew All right, Melanie, I want to talk to Melanie real quick.

1:24:03🔗 Adam Let me say this. Let me say this. Nobody inside the car could detect this. And it's not like your husband follows you in another car to check out if the Landau top is making a sale.

1:24:15🔗 Drew Even if he did.

1:24:15🔗 Adam I don't think you'll ever know.

1:24:17🔗 Caller All right.

1:24:18🔗 Drew Okay, Melanie, what medicine are you taking right now?

1:24:21🔗 Caller Oh my goodness, Adam.

1:24:25🔗 Criss Angel I'm on Lexapro for obsessive compulsive behavior.

1:24:28🔗 Drew Just tell me the medicines. What are you on? Lexapro?

1:24:31🔗 Criss Angel Lexapro, Klonopam.

1:24:34🔗 Drew Klonopam?

1:24:36🔗 Criss Angel There you go. And Bute. I can't pronounce it either. Boost Par.

1:24:40🔗 Drew Boost Par. Okay, so that's a pretty powerful combo for anxiety and depression.

1:24:44🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:24:44🔗 Drew And those medicines do not have a lot of side effects, and you can use low doses, and you sound pretty good. So what's the problem?

1:24:51🔗 Criss Angel Well, I feel like, because I've been on Wellbutrin, I've been on Viprexa, I've been on... There was another one in between before I got the Lexapro. But I feel like sometimes I get like an immunity to the medicine.

1:25:04🔗 Drew Yeah, there is. Some people get what's called a tachyphylaxis. They just sort of... It sort of wears off. They need to increase the doses. They have to try different things. And that does happen. The brain sort of adjusts to what you're bombarding it with and fights it off. It's like, it's not a tolerance in the way you need more alcohol to get the same effect, but it is just sort of an adjustment where you can't get the same response sometimes from the same medication or the same dose. But you sound fine, though. Just keep doing what you're doing. It's all good.

1:25:28🔗 Adam Yeah. You're upping your head too much, baby. I believe it's child abuse to raise children and drive a car with a land down.

1:25:35🔗 Drew That's a bad message. Bad message.

1:25:39🔗 Adam It sends a horrible message.

1:25:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:25:40🔗 Adam It really does. Really does. It says it's okay to drive around with a polstered roof. What's going on with that roof? You lounging on that thing? Hey, everybody. It's a nice summer night. Let's all climb onto the car and relax. You know what I mean? What are Americans thinking?

1:25:55🔗 Drew Luxury, man. We're polstering our cars.

1:25:58🔗 Adam We're going to polster the roof. How about we polster the whole roof? Let's not get crazy, Frank. Come on now. Let's focus.

1:26:05🔗 Drew It's not a lot different than what we did with tile in the 70s.

1:26:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:26:08🔗 Drew I'm not talking about the nice tiles you see in bathrooms today. I'm talking about slats.

1:26:12🔗 Adam We went insane.

1:26:14🔗 Drew With everything. Are you kidding? And it was all, by the way, all about the surface.

1:26:19🔗 Adam Right.

1:26:19🔗 Drew We put stuff on top of stuff and made it awful.

1:26:22🔗 Adam Well, that really was. The engine of the car didn't work at all.

1:26:25🔗 Drew Right.

1:26:25🔗 Adam But we had a nice love seat packed onto the roof. Awesome.

1:26:29🔗 Drew All right.

1:26:29🔗 Adam Let's take a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:26:36🔗 Caller Love Live, we'll be right back.

1:26:37🔗 Caller Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:27:02🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Criss Angel in here tonight. Mind free. Wednesdays, 10 o'clock, A&E. Provocateur. Go to that website, www.crissangel.com. All right, Drew. Ooh, threesome. Alexis.

1:27:26🔗 Criss Angel Yes.

1:27:26🔗 Adam 20, what's up? You want to have a threesome?

1:27:29🔗 Criss Angel Oh, well, my boyfriend wants a threesome.

1:27:32🔗 Drew Imagine that.

1:27:33🔗 Criss Angel Yeah, and I want to know how it affects my relationship.

1:27:39🔗 Drew How that will affect your relationship? It will end it.

1:27:42🔗 Adam He wants to have a threesome with you and another chick, right?

1:27:45🔗 Criss Angel Yeah.

1:27:46🔗 Adam See, psychic. I knew it wasn't a dude.

1:27:48🔗 Drew It's unbelievable.

1:27:49🔗 Adam Unbelievable. You know what? I have a gift. I don't take credit for it. It's a gift.

1:27:55🔗 Drew Again, blue. Blue, I'm saying blue.

1:27:56🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Let me just say this real quick, too. People think they're being modest when they talk about a God-given gift. They think they're being modest, like hey, I don't take credit for my athletic ability. I was touched by the hand of God. I'm very modest. You folks obviously were passed over by the Almighty. Not me. I was touched by God. Now, I'm not pompous. I don't take credit for my gift. I did nothing to earn it or deserve it. I was simply touched by God. Very modest. Very modest. You guys who were passed over don't know how modest I am. You who are not friends with God, obviously, because you were not doing the math, you're not touched by God. I am very modest. I cannot take credit. I've been touched, blessed by God. The Almighty came down and sat beside me and touched me. Go ahead, Alexis.

1:28:52🔗 Criss Angel Well, the thing is, I'm really a jealous person.

1:28:58🔗 Drew So why would you even consider this, then?

1:29:01🔗 Criss Angel Well, he mentioned it.

1:29:03🔗 Drew Yeah, so what? What if he mentioned something else that was crazy and was going to ruin your relationship?

1:29:07🔗 Adam Awesome example, Drew.

1:29:10🔗 Drew I mean, what if you said, but the point is, why would you go with anything you don't want to do? Whatever it is he mentions.

1:29:17🔗 Adam See, Drew was not touched. I can't take credit for coming up with great examples.

1:29:21🔗 Drew You were just touched by God. Very modest, though. Very modest.

1:29:24🔗 Adam God, like wipe his ass on Drew, but didn't actually touch him. And if he did touch him, it was inappropriately.

1:29:30🔗 Drew What are you going to do? Yes.

1:29:33🔗 Adam What happened to you? Who touched you? That's the question. What's up? What's up, baby doll? Who molested you? Oh, shocker. You see, I have a gift.

1:29:45🔗 Drew Gift.

1:29:46🔗 Adam Can't take credit. Just a gift. And I can't control it. I don't know when it comes and it goes, you know.

1:29:52🔗 Drew Yeah, the only reason you would be with a guy like this and are considered doing what he's asking you to do, especially when you describe yourself as jealous, this would be a horribly painful experience for you. And the fact that you have sexual orientation, confusion, all that adds up to abuse.

1:30:06🔗 Adam All right, baby. Get some help. Speaking of babies, don't have any kids.

1:30:10🔗 Drew Uh-oh, I feel babies. I knew it.

1:30:13🔗 Adam Oh, you see, Drew?

1:30:15🔗 Drew I have a gift.

1:30:15🔗 Adam Drew's a gift. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna say male or female. That's what I'll say. I'm gonna narrow it down to two. Yes? Your baby's what sex? What sex?

1:30:29🔗 Criss Angel I have no idea.

1:30:30🔗 Adam You've not checked? Pardon me?

1:30:33🔗 Criss Angel I'm just 10 weeks.

1:30:35🔗 Adam 10 weeks, that's what I thought.

1:30:36🔗 Drew Twans, I feel twins. I know it.

1:30:38🔗 Adam The other one too is the blowhard psychic that just makes a prediction down the line. It's a boy. It's gonna be a boy. A, it's 50-50. B, I'll never talk to you again. C, I get so cool. Oh, it's definitely a boy. Paint that room blue. Paint that room blue. It's twins.

1:30:54🔗 Drew What are you talking about?

1:30:54🔗 Adam It's twins. It's triplets. It's boy and a girl in a bi.

1:31:01🔗 Drew All right, so there you go. Don't do this. And you're pregnant right now. What the hell's the matter with you?

1:31:06🔗 Adam All right.

1:31:07🔗 Criss Angel It happened so fast.

1:31:09🔗 Adam No. Oh, I see.

1:31:10🔗 Drew Why did you say so?

1:31:11🔗 Adam I didn't know.

1:31:12🔗 Drew Oh, well heck, I didn't know it happened fast.

1:31:13🔗 Adam Why don't you give the kid up for adoption?

1:31:16🔗 Drew Kids.

1:31:17🔗 Adam Kids.

1:31:18🔗 Criss Angel We did about this like because he wants he wants the kid and he's only 21.

1:31:25🔗 Adam Oh, OK. Well, that's good. That makes sense.

1:31:27🔗 Drew And of course, you have to cave into his wishes.

1:31:29🔗 Adam Yeah, I see.

1:31:30🔗 Drew The other crazy thing.

1:31:31🔗 Adam What does he do? Something on the on the roof?

1:31:34🔗 Caller He's a Marine.

1:31:36🔗 Adam Uh-huh. A roofing Marine. Fighting seabees. Yes.

1:31:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:41🔗 Adam Where is he now?

1:31:43🔗 Criss Angel Um, he's at the field right now.

1:31:46🔗 Adam What does he do in the Marines?

1:31:48🔗 Drew Um, turret gun on the roof.

1:31:51🔗 Criss Angel Well, he went to Iraq and he just do on computer stuff.

1:31:59🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:32:00🔗 Adam All right. The kid's going to be the next president of the United States. That's my third and last prediction. All right. Come on. Give the kid up for adoption. Would you? Does he need two numbskulls raising him?

1:32:10🔗 Criss Angel Numbskull?

1:32:11🔗 Adam Yes. Yes. Yes. You're abused. You're not in any kind of shape to raise anybody.

1:32:17🔗 Criss Angel Well, I was abused since I was junior high.

1:32:20🔗 Criss Angel Two of them.

1:32:21🔗 Criss Angel And I was beaten by my mom.

1:32:24🔗 Adam Okay.

1:32:24🔗 Drew Oh, so you were more than abused?

1:32:26🔗 Adam You're abused. Would you get some help, please? You're going to ruin your kid.

1:32:31🔗 Criss Angel No, I think it would be a good opportunity for me to...

1:32:34🔗 Drew To get help.

1:32:35🔗 Adam Yeah. It'll be a nice opportunity for you and a horrible experiment for your child to have you two idiots raise him. So give him up for adoption. Would you please?

1:32:45🔗 Drew So here we go. Just get some help.

1:32:47🔗 Adam All right. Look, you want to know what's going on in this country? We're going to have to contend with the kid. That mom was beaten and abused, dad's over in Iraq, and now we got this kid. Just give him up for adoption. You're not up to it. That's fine. There's many things you can't do.

1:33:04🔗 Drew Turoic. Give it over to somebody. And you do the right thing.

1:33:08🔗 Adam All right. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Alright everybody, that's the show. I thank Criss Angel for coming in.

1:33:42🔗 Caller Thanks for having me on, guys. Thanks for having me on. Check out the show.

1:33:46🔗 Adam Come back anytime, www.crissangel.com. Oh, you can watch my show tonight, Too Late with Adam Corolla, Danny Bonaducci.

1:33:54🔗 Drew Oh, you got Danny on? Oh, boy.

1:33:56🔗 Caller Controversial.

1:33:57🔗 Caller Is he really screwed up as they portray him?

1:33:59🔗 Adam Well, you'll have to watch. Fine. We'll take a little extendo break. Until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:34:08🔗 Criss Angel This has been Loveline.

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