Wednesday, July 6, 2005

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1:13🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17🔗 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20🔗 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Yeah, listen to that. Bobby Brown is here tonight for my meet Bobby Brown on Bravo.

1:37🔗 Drew Thank you.

1:38🔗 Adam Ten o'clock Thursday nights. I was happy to see the premiere last week. I laughed, I cried, I smiled. Bobby told an amusing story about pulling some impacted doodoo out of Whitney's ass.

1:52🔗 Drew I believe the word was turd.

1:55🔗 Adam I enjoyed that. It was a turd. As a doctor, Drew can probably shed a little light on that at some point. Now the thing about the show, I guess what people didn't know about you and tell the show is that you have a pretty good sense of humor about yourself and in general. Am I right?

2:12🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah, I try to.

2:13🔗 Adam I think people think of you as sort of a bad boy or did think of you that way.

2:18🔗 Bobby Brown They did. I believe they did.

2:20🔗 Drew After last week though.

2:22🔗 Bobby Brown Not after last week. I'm a punk now.

2:24🔗 Adam I mean, nobody...

2:25🔗 Bobby Brown I'm like a wimp.

2:26🔗 Adam He came across as very gregarious and very friendly and he poked a lot of fun at himself.

2:32🔗 Bobby Brown I tried to. I tried to.

2:34🔗 Adam Have you changed or is that just a part of you that nobody knew about?

2:38🔗 Bobby Brown No, that's just me, man. You know, I don't feel like I should change for anything. You know, all my bad has got me to where I am right now. All my good has got me to where I am right now. So, I just try to keep it balanced.

2:53🔗 Adam But do you feel like, I mean, I feel like a lot of guys, and we've seen them come through the studio, they had a little extra testosterone coursing through their veins at 25. They had a little chip on their shoulder. If somebody looked at them the wrong way, there could have been trouble.

3:07🔗 Bobby Brown That wasn't me.

3:08🔗 Adam That wasn't you.

3:09🔗 Bobby Brown No, I'm more of a problem finisher, you know. If a problem comes my way, then, you know, I know how to finish it. But I don't start no trouble. But if you're gonna bring some beef to me, trust me, I'll give it to you.

3:27🔗 Adam The problem is, is the cops always show up at the finish, not at the start.

3:31🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah.

3:32🔗 Adam It's like the ref in any football game. The guy throws the second punch, he's the guy who gets the flag. The guy who's getting the need in the groin when they're getting off the pile.

3:41🔗 Drew No one sees that.

3:42🔗 Adam No one sees that. It's when he gets up and throws a punch and that's when the flag comes out. I'm going to teach that to my kid. Throw the first punch and then start looking for someone with a badge because that's the pointing. And then start pointing. Yeah and cry if you can too.

3:57🔗 Bobby Brown Cry. Try to do a lot of crying.

3:59🔗 Adam So the show is almost almost surreal and how many episodes did you guys do?

4:06🔗 Bobby Brown We shot 300 hours worth of footage. So we're just breaking it all down and we're gonna, the show's on a half an hour. So we're just breaking it down in half an hour.

4:18🔗 Adam I thought the show was an hour.

4:20🔗 Bobby Brown Well, last week was an hour because we show two episodes. That's right.

4:26🔗 Adam All right.

4:26🔗 Bobby Brown That was the, you know, premiere. So right next this well tomorrow night it will just be, you know, half an hour.

4:34🔗 Adam And obviously Bravo's been all over this thing. I mean, it's been pumping the crap out of this, which is nice. And I think Bravo feels like, hey, we got a bonafide celebrity on our network. I mean, normally a lot of these cable stations have to make celebrities out of people you never heard of. This is probably the first time somebody heard of is on their station and they're going insane. And I guess the ratings must have been good.

4:59🔗 Bobby Brown The ratings was incredible. It was shot through the roof. The best in the 25 year history of Bravo. We broke all kinds of records. So I'm really proud of that.

5:09🔗 Adam And how's Whitney with the whole thing? She seems to have a sense of humor about it, but there are other times it probably gets old.

5:16🔗 Bobby Brown She just doesn't want me out of the house as much, you know. She likes the only reason why she is on the show is because, you know, I was leaving the house a lot more and she saw me having fun. Right. And I don't think she likes me having fun.

5:33🔗 Adam Now, that's why it's important.

5:34🔗 Bobby Brown Women don't like us having fun.

5:36🔗 Adam So guys have to do that.

5:37🔗 Drew She sees the tape though.

5:38🔗 Adam I know. But guys, all guys know when, all married guys know when you come home from wherever you were, you have to downplay it because if they think you're having a good time, then they get angry at you.

5:48🔗 Yes.

5:49🔗 Bobby Brown You can't have a good time not being married, no.

5:51🔗 Adam No, because the implication is, is what? You're capable of having a good time without me. And the reality is, is maybe a better time. I mean, honestly, maybe even better. That's the reality. But, all right, so, and let me ask you this. Everyone seems, does anyone have to work again? I mean, are you guys set?

6:12🔗 Bobby Brown In my life?

6:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

6:14🔗 Bobby Brown As far as me or my wife?

6:16🔗 Adam Yeah, I just mean as a couple. You don't have to break up the money, but I just mean, is everyone set?

6:22🔗 Bobby Brown We're pretty much set, but no one can ever say who's set in that, you know? You never know what's gonna happen tomorrow.

6:30🔗 Adam But you guys.

6:31🔗 Bobby Brown We love what we do. She loves to sing. I love to sing. I love performing. She loves performing. So we're just happy with entertaining people.

6:41🔗 Adam How does it work in the record industry, though? If you guys, because here's the thing. If we stopped working tonight, we would be in some soup line about this time tomorrow.

6:53🔗 Drew We're paid for our labor only.

6:55🔗 Adam The paycheck stops the minute we stop. Records, you have royalties coming in. You have the record sales. There's stuff, I mean, I guess what I'm saying is is, you know, you've sold millions.

7:06🔗 Drew We're part of the labor force. They're the owners.

7:08🔗 Adam Right, we're working in the sweatshop, putting the stuff together. Between you and Whitney Houston, you've sold enough product, you continue to sell enough product, and then there's the whole part about songs you've written and that whole Azkab stuff and all that residual stuff. So you really, you're good for life, right?

7:31🔗 Bobby Brown Life is a long time, you know?

7:33🔗 Adam It doesn't have to be.

7:35🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah, it has to be. It has to be nice. It has to be what you make it. I plan on living for a while, so I love, like I said, I love what I do, so you know, it's no stopping, you know, when you love something.

7:47🔗 Adam So you don't have to work, but you want to work.

7:49🔗 Bobby Brown I don't have to work, I want to.

7:50🔗 Adam I saw Bobby on the second episode putting Tuck's Medicated Pads under his eyes.

7:57🔗 Drew Nice.

7:57🔗 Adam Try to bring the swelling down. How does that work?

7:59🔗 Bobby Brown Preparation H.

7:59🔗 Adam Preparation H.

8:00🔗 Drew Back to the, a lot of turd talk in the show.

8:02🔗 Adam Does that work?

8:02🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah, it's not.

8:05🔗 Adam Gotta watch GS with it.

8:07🔗 Some cable TV.

8:08🔗 Adam What, now what about that, Drew? Does that work?

8:12🔗 Drew I don't know.

8:13🔗 Adam Well, I know you're a doctor, shouldn't you know that?

8:15🔗 Drew Whether, whether, Preparation H, well, Preparation H is anti, sort of soothing, anti-inflammatory, so any swollen tissue it might hang down a bit.

8:21🔗 Adam Will you get bags on your eyes if you're out late or drinking or something like that?

8:24🔗 Drew Some people do, yeah, some people do.

8:26🔗 Adam I do, all right. What can we look, and what about the impacted turd? How did that work?

8:33🔗 Bobby Brown I don't know why that's so special to everybody, that whole thing, you know.

8:37🔗 Adam Well, I'm a turd man.

8:37🔗 Bobby Brown Me putting fingers up. It just, it was, it was.

8:42🔗 Adam See, I love my wife.

8:42🔗 Bobby Brown It was all in the moment.

8:44🔗 Adam Not that much.

8:45🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah, well, she was in pain. If your wife's in pain, you will do anything to help her, right?

8:49🔗 Drew So it was an emergency.

8:50🔗 Adam Right, I see.

8:51🔗 Bobby Brown So it was an emergency.

8:52🔗 Drew Adam has slipped a glove on, though, I think. Oh, yeah.

8:55🔗 Adam Now, I would have put an oven mitt on. I'm maybe a catcher's mitt.

8:58🔗 Drew But it's just a manual dissipation. It's just a little...

9:01🔗 Adam How do you get that out of there, Drew?

9:03🔗 Bobby Brown You have to break it up. Break it up.

9:05🔗 Adam You break it up. But she's got hands, right?

9:08🔗 Drew No, you can't reach, you gotta...

9:09🔗 Bobby Brown She can't reach her face.

9:11🔗 Adam Really?

9:11🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

9:12🔗 Bobby Brown You gotta do things.

9:15🔗 Adam You've gone up?

9:16🔗 Drew Well, I've had to manually pay to suspect lots of people over the years. Really? But not family. You have to go with two and bring it all down.

9:24🔗 Adam It's be lunging.

9:25🔗 Drew Absolutely. Wow. It's painful for people. It hurts.

9:28🔗 Adam Yeah, it does. It does. Listen, it's tough on everybody.

9:31🔗 Drew I don't want to pass out while I'm doing that to her poor thing.

9:34🔗 Adam Really? Maybe she liked it.

9:36🔗 Drew No.

9:36🔗 Adam Okay.

9:37🔗 Drew No.

9:37🔗 All right.

9:38🔗 Adam Now, how does that happen? What did she do? Is she too much Mexican?

9:41🔗 Bobby Brown I don't know what happened. Well, I guess she was constipated, whatever, you know, and things wouldn't, excuse my French. It just wouldn't come out.

9:52🔗 Adam And here's the thing, you sell that baby on eBay, you probably make some good money. Whitney's impacted poo.

10:01🔗 Bobby Brown No.

10:02🔗 Adam I'm just saying you give the money to charity. I'm not saying what you do with the money, but I'm just saying that's a good eBay item right there. You'd have to certify it.

10:10🔗 Bobby Brown You'd have to find it first.

10:14🔗 Adam Wow. That's love. That's love.

10:16🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah, that's love.

10:17🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, my wife, really, we were watching it and she gave me that. You wouldn't do that.

10:22🔗 Drew That's why I wouldn't do that.

10:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

10:25🔗 Drew Oh yeah? When she's older, a lot older, you'll be, that's some of your, you'll excuse the expression, duty.

10:30🔗 Adam No, my whole plan is to make enough money to hire somebody to do that.

10:34🔗 Drew Yeah, that's true.

10:35🔗 Bobby Brown You want someone else putting their fingers up, you wife.

10:38🔗 Adam See, it's one of those calls. It's tough. Like on one hand, you don't want another guy doing it. On the other hand, you don't want to do it and that's why you have to pick just a crazy nationality to do it. Because if a guy doesn't speak good English, it doesn't really count.

10:51🔗 Bobby Brown It should be a woman.

10:53🔗 Adam It should be a woman. Just like all the women. Yeah, big woman. Big woman.

10:57🔗 Bobby Brown Mustache.

10:58🔗 Drew The one that would do the colonics.

10:59🔗 Adam Yeah. You know all the women who work at the bikini waxing places, the crazy Asian women. Who cares? They're not going to say anything. And if they did, you wouldn't understand them anyway. You know what I mean? That's the kind of person you want working on your wife. Vagina, ass, all the parts you want a crazy Asian woman. Okay? Let's work on that.

11:18🔗 Drew All right.

11:19🔗 Adam Let's go.

11:19🔗 Bobby Brown Well, next time I'll think of that.

11:21🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

11:22🔗 Drew Call Adam. Just call me.

11:24🔗 Adam I'll get her on there.

11:24🔗 Bobby Brown I know where to get my information from now.

11:27🔗 Drew We've got to set it all up for you. Set him over a little bit.

11:29🔗 Adam Yeah. How the kids do? How many kids do you have?

11:31🔗 Bobby Brown I have four kids. I have four kids. My oldest is 19. He's sitting inside the room in there. Oh, really?

11:39🔗 Adam Now, is he on the... I didn't see him on the show.

11:42🔗 Bobby Brown Well, he wasn't on the first episode, but he will be on the next few. Oh, he will? Yeah.

11:46🔗 Adam It's not going to be like the lost Osborne kid who never showed up. No, no, no, no. He's going to be on there.

11:51🔗 Bobby Brown No, he's on there. He's in the process of recording his album right now, so I'm really proud of him. I'm really, really proud of him.

11:58🔗 Adam Then are you shepherding him through that process? You're showing him the ropes?

12:03🔗 Bobby Brown I can only show him what I know, and that's what I know.

12:07🔗 Adam But that's a fair amount. You've been through the process, and you started... How old were you when you started?

12:12🔗 Bobby Brown When I started, I was 13. So I'm 36 now.

12:17🔗 Adam I mean, how do you get started? I think everyone wants to do something at 13, but they can't do it. They don't do it.

12:25🔗 Bobby Brown I was determined to get out of the projects. I know that. I knew...

12:29🔗 Adam But so is everybody who's in the project. How did you do it?

12:35🔗 Bobby Brown Just working hard at what I did.

12:37🔗 Adam Well, where did you sing?

12:39🔗 Bobby Brown I used to do talent shows any and everywhere.

12:43🔗 Adam Starting at what age?

12:44🔗 Bobby Brown Starting at age 11, I started doing talent shows. There was a big talent show.

12:50🔗 Drew Was one of your parents behind it? Was she or he tracking around?

12:52🔗 Bobby Brown My mom used to sing, but I had to sneak to go.

12:57🔗 Drew Really?

12:58🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah, because it was on Sundays, and I was supposed to be in church. Right. But me, I would rather go down to downtown, where all the grown people were, and I would put my little cardboard box out there and breakdance, and put my cup out there, and make a little bit of money.

13:20🔗 Adam So you were a street performer?

13:21🔗 Bobby Brown I was a street performer for a long time.

13:23🔗 Adam Then how did New Edition get started?

13:25🔗 Bobby Brown Well, I did one talent show, and for Maury Starr, it was called Hollywood Talent Night. He told me that it would look better if I had four guys dancing behind me. I was singing, so. The next week, I came back with four guys.

13:49🔗 Adam Just neighbors?

13:50🔗 Bobby Brown Just friends. Wow. Yeah. They was the. I was the popular guy for performing.

13:56🔗 Adam Right.

13:56🔗 Bobby Brown Michael Bivens was popular for playing basketball. Ricky and Ricky and Ralph. They wasn't really popular.

14:06🔗 Adam Not then. They were available.

14:08🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah, they were. They were. They was. They was. They could dance.

14:11🔗 Adam Yeah, if they were popular, maybe they wouldn't want to join your band and dance behind you.

14:15🔗 Screw off on popular.

14:18🔗 Bobby Brown Anyway, they they all join me. We did the Big Talent Show, which was Hollywood Talent.

14:25🔗 Adam I did you cover song.

14:27🔗 Bobby Brown We covered the Jacksons.

14:29🔗 Adam I want you back.

14:31🔗 Bobby Brown No, no. We did the whole medley.

14:33🔗 Adam Really did a medley.

14:35🔗 Bobby Brown We did a medley of the Jackson stuff.

14:37🔗 Adam They don't do the medleys anymore. No. That's a nice fruit salad of song.

14:42🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah.

14:42🔗 Adam It's got a little something to everything. It's just a good part.

14:45🔗 Bobby Brown That's right.

14:45🔗 Adam The only thing about a medley, it's tough, is once while you do hear that one song, you really dig and then they stop ten seconds.

14:51🔗 You're pissed off.

14:52🔗 Adam We did a Jackson medley. And do they do the spin and everything where they come down with the hands?

14:56🔗 Bobby Brown We did everything.

14:57🔗 Adam And you were up front singing.

14:59🔗 Drew But you pulled that together a week?

15:01🔗 Bobby Brown We pulled it together in the week. We only rehearsed one day for the talent show.

15:05🔗 Drew Oh my gosh.

15:07🔗 Bobby Brown Back in the days, you could call a step out. You can call a dance out. And if everybody knows that dance, we all did it together. So that's what we was doing.

15:16🔗 Adam And could these guys sing and everything?

15:20🔗 Bobby Brown I don't know if we still can sing.

15:22🔗 Adam Well, you can sing.

15:24🔗 Bobby Brown I still work at it. I'm married to one of the greatest singers in the world. So I'm constantly rehearsing.

15:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, let me ask you about that. You know, Whitney Houston obviously just got given pipes. I mean, I mean, you just you just don't I don't know one out every billion people can has pipes like that. But how much practice does she have to do or did she have to do? You know what I mean?

15:48🔗 Bobby Brown I know. I think, like you said, is God given. That lady wakes up in the morning. She sleeps humming, you know. Yeah.

15:56🔗 Adam You said she snored when she.

15:58🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah. She does that to to to to.

16:01🔗 Yeah.

16:03🔗 Bobby Brown I'm talking loud.

16:04🔗 Adam Yeah. It's awesome.

16:05🔗 Bobby Brown But right before that, she's humming.

16:08🔗 Adam So, you know, she just got it in her.

16:10🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah. It's like, right. You know, how can you how can you you not love a person like that? You know, I mean, I mean, I'm in love.

16:18🔗 Adam But I just mean, it just seems like her. Her gift is so natural. There's nothing even cultivated about it.

16:26🔗 Drew She sounds trained to me.

16:27🔗 Bobby Brown Well, sounds trained. I think she is. She's trained by her mom.

16:30🔗 Drew But I mean, she must have started singing at a pretty young age.

16:32🔗 Bobby Brown And she oh, yeah, has been singing.

16:35🔗 Adam Or mom was a gospel singer.

16:36🔗 Drew I mean, she's a musician. She's a singer. It's all trained.

16:39🔗 Adam That's why white people can't sing that well, because there's no gospel music. Because our you know, your mom, that's not true. Yeah. Your mom sung a little country or bluegrass or something. That's just yodel. Big deal. Black people that grow up there in the choir, they're singing, they're clapping their hands, they're beating a tambourine, they're doing all these five-part things. White people, we don't do anything. We don't sing. We just watch. You know, that's our thing.

17:04🔗 Bobby Brown You guys sing, you guys dance really well.

17:06🔗 Adam Oh yeah. We're awesome at that.

17:07🔗 Drew You see Adam.

17:08🔗 Adam Oh yeah. Yeah.

17:11🔗 All right.

17:12🔗 Adam We got a question for Bobby.

17:16🔗 Drew Okay.

17:16🔗 Adam And that is Matthew, 17 Matthew.

17:20🔗 What's up man?

17:21🔗 Adam What's happening?

17:23🔗 I wanted to ask Bobby about if he's still working with Murder Inc.

17:28🔗 Drew Murder Inc.

17:29🔗 Bobby Brown Am I still working with Murder Inc.?

17:35🔗 Because I know you did a song with Ja Rule and all of them and I haven't heard anything with you and Ja Rule in a while. I want to know if you're still working with them.

17:42🔗 Bobby Brown Well, I just did that one song with Ja Rule. Murder Inc. was trying to sign me and me, I'm very expensive. Well, I look at, I treat myself very expensive.

17:57🔗 Adam Well, you got a lot of F-U money as we like to say in the business. You got a lot of money. You're not desperate. You ain't in the project.

18:05🔗 Bobby Brown They didn't come with the right numbers, so I just didn't follow up with it. But I would love to work with Ja Rule and shoot the Murder Inc.

18:16🔗 Adam Do you want to use the show in the new found celebrity or newly refound celebrity to make a big appearance in the music industry? I mean, you're looking to do that?

18:29🔗 Bobby Brown Music is my life. I'll forever be a part of music. But I do have a new album coming out soon, so... But this is not like a... It's not something that I planned, you know, to put my album out after the show or anything like that.

18:49🔗 Adam When is it coming out?

18:52🔗 Bobby Brown That's up to my brother. I keep recording. I record all the time, so...

18:57🔗 Adam Do you have a recording studio in your house?

18:59🔗 Bobby Brown Yes, I do. So that's...

19:02🔗 Adam I'm just jealous.

19:03🔗 Drew You want to have one too?

19:04🔗 Adam I like the idea of having a recording studio in your house.

19:06🔗 Drew You use the mic and stuff.

19:07🔗 Adam Okay, but after a couple of years and have like 80 hours of farts, it'd be funny. It'd be funny. Hold on, who are we talking to, Drew?

19:15🔗 Drew Rhea?

19:16🔗 Adam Rhea?

19:17🔗 Hello.

19:18🔗 Adam You're 22?

19:19🔗 Caller Yes.

19:20🔗 Adam What's up?

19:21🔗 Caller What's up? I haven't really had a relationship in like my whole life. I mean, I've never been on a date or anything, and I don't really have any friends. I don't really like know anybody that I could possibly date in the first place, and even if I did, I wouldn't really know how to cope with that.

19:40🔗 Adam Really?

19:40🔗 Drew Do you live in like a town of 30 or something?

19:42🔗 Adam No.

19:42🔗 Bobby Brown What are you, what are you, ugly? I don't get it.

19:47🔗 Adam Please, Bobby, she's fat.

19:49🔗 Bobby Brown She must be. Are you fat?

19:52🔗 Adam No. No. Rhea, what's, well, she's calling from Wisconsin.

19:55🔗 Drew Who is it?

19:56🔗 Adam Do you have, do you have folks that are, you know, religious or overprotective? Nothing like that?

20:02🔗 Drew Why do you live in a bubble?

20:05🔗 Caller Well, I've, I've been depressed my whole life. So I have like been in a hospital when I was in high school and I've just like come out of a long run of an eating disorder, having an eating disorder.

20:19🔗 Drew You have a, you have a personality disorder too, right?

20:21🔗 Caller Yeah. I have a.

20:22🔗 Drew Borderline.

20:23🔗 Caller Yeah, right.

20:24🔗 Drew Yeah. So you have borderline personality disorder, which, which well, part of being borderline is chaos and lack of difficulty to sustain less, lack of a capacity to sustain relationships. That's part of that disorder. So really the, so it's about what's going on in you, not what's going on in your environment. And so if that's really going to get better, that would require a lot of psychotherapy. Are you doing work with somebody?

20:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:48🔗 Adam You are. All right.

20:50🔗 Drew Right.

20:50🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing. If you get your troubles sorted out, so to speak, you should be able to start dating. Also, you got out of the gates, the dating gates, you tripped, you stumbled. And sometimes it's hard to regain your stride.

21:04🔗 Drew Sure.

21:04🔗 Adam I mean, you get, here's the whole thing. I got a theory, which is somewhere between like 14 and 17. If you don't sort of figure dating out, you will be, can be screwed up for a good 10 years after that. Even if you're not actually screwed up, you just look in the mirror and see someone who's not attractive or not desired by others or a loser. Bobby wouldn't know because he sold a billion records by the time he was 13 and a half. But I just mean when you sort of, you know, you see these people later on in life, they're attractive, they have good jobs, and they still can't seem to make any headway with the opposite sex. They're their own worst enemy.

21:41🔗 Drew I agree with you to a certain extent, but I would go further to say that there's a reason they weren't dating up to 20 and that had more to do with why they still aren't dating than the fact that they didn't date. Right. Like in this, Rhea's case, she had a significant, she's a trauma survivor too, she almost must be. So, Rhea?

21:59🔗 Adam Rhea, any trauma in your past?

22:01🔗 Caller My dad was an alcoholic.

22:03🔗 Drew All right, was he abusive physically or something?

22:05🔗 Caller My mother.

22:06🔗 Drew Your mother was physically abusive?

22:07🔗 Caller My stepmother.

22:08🔗 Drew Yeah, so it's N plus your, where's your biological mother?

22:12🔗 Caller I live with her, still.

22:15🔗 Adam All right, your stepmom was abusive, though, and your dad was an alcoholic?

22:19🔗 Caller My dad was abusive to my stepmother.

22:21🔗 Adam Oh, I see, I see, I had to watch that. That's horrifying. All right, and that'll screw you up with men, too, seeing your dad be on somebody.

22:28🔗 Caller Yeah, he was like, man, I was pregnant, and he was beating her up, so.

22:30🔗 Caller Boo, boo, my God.

22:32🔗 Adam Yeah, all right.

22:32🔗 Bobby Brown He's a bad guy.

22:33🔗 Adam So, Rhea, here's the deal.

22:35🔗 Drew Not everyone is your dad, first of all.

22:37🔗 Adam Yeah, stick with your therapy.

22:39🔗 Drew Take baby steps. Look at it as sort of a project or a job. You got to go out, you got to find the right position, meaning a person who's, you know, somebody that's stable and somebody you can enjoy being around, and go ahead and start chipping away at it, learn how to do this.

22:54🔗 Adam But don't just label yourself as someone who can't date or who'll never date or any of that stuff. You go out, you go to a club and you see someone, they don't know that you've had the problems that you've had. Well, don't be so quick to tell them.

23:08🔗 Bobby Brown Don't be so quick to judge.

23:09🔗 Drew More mystery, less history.

23:11🔗 Adam Right, but I think a lot of people who are bad at dating or who have a tough past with dating are very quick to sabotage themselves when they go out. Just pretend like you're someone who's had success.

23:23🔗 Drew Act as if.

23:24🔗 Adam Well, like, I know there were guys who I remember from like junior high and high school that were very successful with women like at 15 and 16.

23:32🔗 Drew And then with women, with the ladies, with women.

23:37🔗 Adam Yeah. No. And then later on, they're 35. They're bald, they're fat, and they got a job at a tuna factory. And they still think they're Rico Suave. It's burned. Here's a guy with a sizable gut. And he's making nine bucks an hour. And he's talking about how many models he can bang. Right. Now, he has that seared in his brain that he was, you know, he was the belle of the ball when he was in the 10th grade. And that's seared in his brain. And then the other guy who's got the good job, who's good looking, who was a late bloomer, has that sort of awkward guy seared into his brain. Right.

24:14🔗 Drew You're right. You're absolutely right.

24:15🔗 Adam Yeah. That's why I'm getting my son a whore. If he doesn't get laid by 14 and a half, 15, I'm going to get him a prostitute, get him some confidence.

24:26🔗 Drew A choice too. So it feels like he's the pick.

24:29🔗 No, yeah.

24:29🔗 Drew I'm not going to say. They're fighting over him.

24:30🔗 No, yeah.

24:31🔗 Adam And here's what I'm going to do too. And Bobby, listen up, because I know you have the, you have the 19 year old son.

24:36🔗 Bobby Brown Yes.

24:36🔗 Drew He's listening.

24:37🔗 Adam It's a little late for him, but I'm sure he's, he does fine for himself in that department. But you have a younger son too as well, right?

24:44🔗 Bobby Brown 14 year old.

24:45🔗 Drew All right.

24:45🔗 Adam Couple of things. Couple of things.

24:48🔗 Drew Taking those Bobby?

24:49🔗 Adam Couple of things with the kids. Drew made this mistake. He didn't, I'm going to do it.

24:53🔗 Drew I didn't get a prostitute for my 12 years.

24:54🔗 Adam No, a couple of things. You didn't show your kids your penis by mistake.

24:57🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

24:57🔗 Adam So they think dad has a huge penis. That's my move. Now listen to this move, Bobby.

25:02🔗 Drew Well, explain that.

25:03🔗 Adam It's a little late, but here's, it's a little late because your kids are a little old, but here's my move. Everybody I know, I realized, every guy I know thinks his dad has a huge penis. And the reason they all say, oh man, no, my dad's huge is because they saw it one time when they were five and a half. And of course everything's huge. A kiddie pool is an Olympic size pool when you're five and a half.

25:25🔗 Caller Right?

25:26🔗 Adam And so here's the way it works.

25:27🔗 Drew And then you put it away.

25:28🔗 Adam And you put it, they never see it again. So here's the way it works. You come, now you got to do it casually. You go in the shower, you come out, you get just a, you know, you don't get an erection. That'd be grotesque. But you do get a little blood circulating down there just to fill things out just a little bit. And then you come innocently walking out of the shower, you know, with the towel on your head. Give the kid a quick glimpse and then cover up. They'll never see it again. Right when the kid's about waist-high, right about that height. And then for the rest of his life, it's like, oh no man, no, my dad. You don't understand. He is huge. Because it just gets burned into their brain that way.

26:05🔗 Bobby Brown I have no problems with that.

26:06🔗 Adam No, that's a good call. And then it'd be cool.

26:08🔗 Drew No, no, he means he doesn't need to.

26:10🔗 Adam Oh, he doesn't need to do that.

26:13🔗 Drew I'm kind of thinking the same thing.

26:14🔗 Adam I need to do that. But I'm just saying it's cool too when, you know, when the guy gets into junior high and high school and his friends who he's been bragging to start coming by the house. Hey, Mr. B, what's up? That should give you a high five. You don't even know why. Like, yeah. And they're giggling and laughing.

26:32🔗 Bobby Brown That's because he's a big guy.

26:33🔗 Adam Yeah, they like that.

26:34🔗 Bobby Brown Mr. Big Guy.

26:34🔗 Adam So that's number one. And then number two, you gotta get to get a prostitute when he's about 15, but you can't present it. You have to act like he went out and got it himself.

26:43🔗 Drew No, you gotta make it like somebody just came after him.

26:46🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

26:47🔗 Bobby Brown So attractive that she could paint it like she's attracted to him.

26:49🔗 Adam Yeah. Make him do a little bit of...

26:51🔗 Bobby Brown You got a woman attracted to you.

26:53🔗 Adam But make him do a little bit of work like when they feed an animal in the cage, they shake it around a little, get them to pounce on it. Make him think the drumstick's alive. You know what I mean? You gotta shake her around a little bit, get his instincts going. Bobby Brown is in studio tonight. Being Bobby Brown, name of the show on Bravo Thursday nights, 10 o'clock. I saw the first two installments, loved it. We'll take a quick break, we'll be right back. Oh, also Bobby's on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, everybody. Yes. We'll take a quick break, we'll be right back after this.

27:26🔗 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline. Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting. Call Loveline.

27:35🔗 Adam Want to dress up your sex life?

27:36🔗 Caller One and only, Live 105.

27:39🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. That's Bobby McFerrin in the background. I mean, Bobby Brown in the background.

27:49🔗 Bobby Brown Don't worry.

27:51🔗 Adam You know, that song came out during a time in my life I was really thinking about killing myself. And it made it worse. It really did. My girlfriend dumped me. And I remember just trying to listen to that song.

28:02🔗 Bobby Brown You know, I was dumped at the same time.

28:04🔗 Adam Were you?

28:04🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah.

28:05🔗 Adam During the Don't Worry, Be Happy Happy.

28:07🔗 Drew It's amazing somebody didn't kill you for that song.

28:09🔗 Adam Don't. Yeah. And then I saw the video with Robin Williams dancing around. I wanted to kill myself as mayor. Like four bucks an hour. I got dumped driving a pickup truck around. But you know, it's how I met Jimmy. Bobby McFerrin. What? Bobby McFerrin is how I met Jimmy Kimmel. Because Jimmy Kimmel was doing the sports on K-Rock, the flagship station out here in Los Angeles. And there was a story in probably 94 about Bobby McFerrin getting injured on the ski slopes. And Jimmy said, black guys don't ski. And Michael, the maintenance man. I ski. That's what I'm saying. I was offended. I was offended. He came out and started yelling at Jimmy because he's black and although he doesn't ski, I think he was defending guys like Bobby who do ski.

29:04🔗 Bobby Brown I'm from Boston.

29:05🔗 Adam Next thing you know, there was an argument. Next thing you know, there was a boxing match. I see. I was driving my truck and I was working as a boxing trainer. I was like, I'm going to train one of these guys to box. That's Bobby McFerrin. Bobby McFerrin. Here's the deal. If Bobby McFerrin didn't injure himself on the ski slopes in 1994, I don't think I'd be here.

29:24🔗 Drew No Adam Carolla.

29:25🔗 Adam That's right. And if I wasn't here, you wouldn't be here either.

29:27🔗 Bobby Brown So I'm glad he got hurt.

29:28🔗 Adam Me too.

29:30🔗 Drew So Bobby McFerrin's injury, good thing, bad thing.

29:32🔗 Adam Yeah, it's a good thing. Alright, so it turned out to be fantastic because we didn't have that hit song. Then he wouldn't have mentioned him in the news and I wouldn't have met Jimmy. But I'm still thinking of killing myself. And speaking of getting dumped, how did you, and a more successful side of that, how did you meet Whitney Houston?

29:50🔗 Bobby Brown I met Whitney, first I was in the industry, you know, is who has the biggest song at the time, you know. So at the time I had like the number one album, I was winning all kinds of awards.

30:08🔗 Adam Did you guys meet in like 90 or 91?

30:10🔗 Bobby Brown We met at an award show. I guess she was trying to get my attention because she kept hitting me in the head. She kept hitting me. I'm sitting down and, you know, she's acting like she doesn't see me and she's hitting me in the head. After that, I think we dated once. Then she invited me to a birthday party and after that I saw for the second time and I saw a whole total different person. You know, I looked in her eyes and I saw myself, you know, so from that point on I just, I pursued her like, like she was food, man, like I needed it.

30:50🔗 Adam He swore right there one day he was going to pull a dookie out of this woman.

30:54🔗 Bobby Brown I was going to pull some booty.

30:57🔗 Adam I mean, Whitney Houston, one of the most beautiful women on the planet. And then, you know, normally when you're really good looking, you don't have to do anything else. You know what I mean? You don't have to sing. As a woman, when you're smoking hot, you could sing a little.

31:12🔗 Bobby Brown You don't even have to sing a little.

31:13🔗 Adam You don't have to even sing. You don't have to sing a little. But even if you can, you know, even if you're sort of Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears or whatever.

31:22🔗 Bobby Brown See, but they're hot.

31:23🔗 Adam Yeah, they're hot and they can sing a little bit. Whitney Houston is smoking hot and can blow. And, well, I mean, oh yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. She can sing better than the fattest, blackest woman alive. You know what I mean? That's amazing.

31:42🔗 Bobby Brown That's it.

31:43🔗 Adam Oh my God. You know, there would have been, you know, if I was like, you know, there's got to be that part when you meet somebody and you're a celebrity, but there's got to be that part where it's, oh my God, Whitney Houston's into me. I mean, is that what you were thinking?

31:56🔗 Bobby Brown Well, at the time, I had been dating so many different women.

32:00🔗 Caller Oh yeah, okay, here it comes.

32:02🔗 Bobby Brown I mean, truly, truly, hot, hot women. No, I understand.

32:07🔗 Adam Yeah, no, that was me.

32:08🔗 Bobby Brown Whitney is definitely the most beautiful woman I've ever dated. Yeah, I mean, one of the most beautiful.

32:14🔗 Adam You dated other celebrities, then?

32:16🔗 Bobby Brown Yes.

32:16🔗 Adam Okay, so it wasn't that surreal?

32:19🔗 Bobby Brown It was surreal to me because, you know, Whitney was Whitney. I know, it wasn't like Whitney was Janet Jackson, you know? No.

32:28🔗 Adam Yeah, what? No, look, I think Janet Jackson is cute, but she's no Whitney. She's about four feet shorter and has had a lot of work done just to get where she's at. Whitney, she just got touched by the hand of God.

32:43🔗 Bobby Brown Yes, she did. Yes, she did. Janet's naturally beautiful also.

32:47🔗 Caller Yes, yes.

32:48🔗 Adam Yeah, all right.

32:48🔗 Bobby Brown I had fun.

32:50🔗 Adam Oh, you dated her. Who?

32:52🔗 Bobby Brown Oh, I dated Whitney.

32:53🔗 Adam Oh, but Janet, too. Yeah. Oh, man. See, that's the thing. That's why you got to get into music, Drew. You can't, you know, there's nothing, there's no celebrity like music celebrity.

33:04🔗 Drew Right.

33:04🔗 Adam You know, as far as the ladies go.

33:06🔗 Drew Interesting.

33:06🔗 Adam You know, I mean, you can be you can be a an actor or you can be you can be an author, you can be an athlete. That's all good. Any famous is good for women. But the whole music famous thing, rock star, whatever, that's a whole new level.

33:20🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah, we have we were that's a whole another level, a different level. And because we have like women that chase us.

33:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

33:27🔗 Bobby Brown No, I know that trap will actually travel from city to city following us.

33:32🔗 Adam I know.

33:32🔗 Bobby Brown Beautiful women.

33:33🔗 Adam I know.

33:34🔗 Bobby Brown I mean, I'm like ugly no, no, but yeah, beautiful women and it's incredible. No, I mean, I really get a lot of tension.

33:43🔗 Adam That's how it goes. I wish someone would have told me that many years ago.

33:46🔗 Bobby Brown I would have picked up the guitar or something.

33:49🔗 Adam I can't sing.

33:51🔗 Drew You would have breakdancing on the streets in North Hollywood.

33:54🔗 Adam Go down to NoHo, put my cardboard box out, open my guitar case and start my, you're stopping and popping, locking and stopping and popping and locking and cracking and locking.

34:05🔗 Bobby Brown You're rapping already.

34:06🔗 Adam Cracking and locking and stopping and popping and locking. That's what I would have been doing, Drew.

34:10🔗 Drew Oh, man.

34:10🔗 Adam Yeah. Now I'm going to get my buddies together.

34:12🔗 Bobby Brown They're going to do a song.

34:13🔗 Adam Beaches ain't shh, but hoes and freaks. Soak on these balls and leak on these. I got the bakhan like John McEnroe. That beat steps up. I'm smocking the ho. Yeah, that's my Russian rapper. You know, who is that? That's me. That's me doing a little Russian rap. Yeah, it's a fat kid named Tim. I used to be a Catholic big brother, too, was a Russian kid, but he loved rap music. So he used to rap like that. It's awesome.

34:42🔗 Bobby Brown That's awesome. We need to do a track together.

34:44🔗 Adam Yeah, I might lay something down, but Adam Corolla is not cheap. I gotta tell you.

34:48🔗 Caller You gotta price. I gotta tell you, that's the biggest laugh you've had in the night.

34:51🔗 Bobby Brown Oh, now you gonna charge me.

34:53🔗 Adam Well, you know, you got a price, I got a price. Orin?

34:58🔗 Yeah.

34:58🔗 Adam You're 16?

34:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:00🔗 Adam What's up?

35:02🔗 Caller I have a kid and me and the baby's mama has been together for about four years. And the kid's almost about a year. Oh, I take it back over here. Her birthday is February 14th. And every time, like, I don't know, in the past six months, every time the thought of sex comes up, like, she just totally avoids it, whether she brings it up or I bring it up.

35:37🔗 Drew Your girlfriend?

35:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:39🔗 Drew How old is your girlfriend?

35:40🔗 Caller She is 15.

35:41🔗 Drew So she got pregnant when she was 13?

35:44🔗 Caller I know, she got pregnant when she was 14.

35:46🔗 Drew Oh, I beg your pardon.

35:47🔗 Adam How dare you, Drew. She's very old-fashioned. Yeah.

35:50🔗 Drew Wow.

35:51🔗 Adam All right, and who's raising this kid?

35:54🔗 Caller Well, we live together and so...

35:58🔗 Bobby Brown And whose, which house? Your parent, which one of your parents' house?

36:03🔗 Caller There, my mom runs an apartment complex right down the road from where she lives and we get, you know, cheap rent and stuff.

36:10🔗 Adam She's the manager?

36:11🔗 Caller Sort of, kind of.

36:12🔗 Adam Oh, that is a certain breed, the apartment manager.

36:16🔗 Drew She's a dude, though, isn't it?

36:17🔗 Adam Is she? No, sometimes it's the chick who smokes the brown cigarettes and wears the windbreaker and has the fanny pack. There's a pain in the ass.

36:26🔗 Drew But I'm confused.

36:27🔗 Bobby Brown She's a member of the only jacket.

36:29🔗 Drew What do you do for money, Oren? What do you do for money?

36:34🔗 Caller I go to a night school and I've just been certified for mechanics and I'm now going for auto body.

36:41🔗 Drew Oh, go ahead, brother.

36:42🔗 Adam Wow.

36:43🔗 Caller And I'll keep going to high school, but I'm going to a night school, Votek.

36:49🔗 Bobby Brown Keep your spirits up.

36:52🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, Bobby, you so wait a minute, you have a 19 year old, you're 36. Somebody that means you were a dad at 17.

36:59🔗 Bobby Brown Yes, I was.

37:00🔗 Adam Wow. Well, you worked out okay for you.

37:04🔗 Bobby Brown It worked out really good for me.

37:06🔗 Adam Well, you're rich.

37:06🔗 Bobby Brown Mine was planned.

37:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:08🔗 Adam Yours was planned?

37:09🔗 Bobby Brown It was planned.

37:10🔗 Adam So you got to say that he's in the next room.

37:12🔗 Caller All right.

37:14🔗 Bobby Brown No, I ain't got to say that. My son, no.

37:16🔗 Adam All right. Planned at 17?

37:18🔗 Bobby Brown At 17, you know, I was...

37:23🔗 Adam Yeah.

37:24🔗 Bobby Brown To me, 17 was grown. I had been working since I was 13. I had been traveling all around the world.

37:29🔗 Adam So you by 17, you had...

37:30🔗 Bobby Brown By 17, I thought I was an old man.

37:32🔗 Adam You had cars in your own place.

37:33🔗 Bobby Brown Yeah, I had money, cars, houses.

37:36🔗 Adam Right.

37:36🔗 Bobby Brown So it was for me, it was a necessary thing.

37:41🔗 Drew Just stop for a second. Adam, houses by 17. Imagine you were the house by 17.

37:46🔗 Adam My stepmom made me live in the garage when I was 17. I used to have to take a crap at a decorative popcorn tin because there was no bathroom.

37:55🔗 Bobby Brown It was a lot of work. It's still a lot of work to keep it.

37:59🔗 Adam Yeah. So you actually said, I want to have a kid at 17?

38:03🔗 Bobby Brown Yes, I was in love with his mom, Malika.

38:08🔗 Adam Is she still around?

38:09🔗 Bobby Brown Yes, she is.

38:10🔗 Adam You get along okay with her?

38:11🔗 Bobby Brown Yes. Yes, we get along just fine. She's married now.

38:16🔗 Adam Everything's cool?

38:16🔗 Bobby Brown Everything's really cool.

38:18🔗 Adam And she wanted to have a kid too?

38:20🔗 Bobby Brown Yes, she did.

38:21🔗 Adam Wow. And then how long, when did you guys break up? As soon as Whitney Houston hit you in the head?

38:26🔗 Caller No.

38:28🔗 Bobby Brown That's when I broke up. That was about 10 years before that. Yeah.

38:32🔗 Adam Yeah, that's got to be tough. If you're with a guy and Whitney Houston's hitting on him, you know what I mean? That's a little pressure as a woman. You know what I'm saying?

38:39🔗 Bobby Brown If Whitney Houston hits on anybody, it better be me.

38:43🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Oh, now. But this is back then.

38:46🔗 Drew All right.

38:46🔗 Adam So what was our advice for this guy?

38:49🔗 Drew What was his question?

38:50🔗 Adam Is his girlfriend or didn't want to have sex? I know she's 15. You're 16.

38:55🔗 Bobby Brown Give us some time. Give us some time. She just had a baby and she does not want to have another one.

39:00🔗 Drew Also keep in mind if she's on birth control at that age, someone may have put her on the Depo-Provera shot, somebody smart may have done that, and oftentimes that will shut young women down sexually, and so they really feel uncomfortable even thinking about sex, and some other birth control pills can do that as well. So if she's on contraception, don't stop it but talk to the doctor about maybe a different type.

39:19🔗 Adam All right. Bobby, you stick around for one more break?

39:23🔗 Bobby Brown I will. I got you.

39:24🔗 Adam God love you. Bobby Brown in studio tonight, being Bobby Brown, name of the show. Thursday nights, 10 o'clock, 10 o'clock. Find out what everyone's talking about or just watch it again like me. Tomorrow night, we'll take a quick break. Also, Jimmy Kimmel live tonight. Take a quick break. Be back right after this.

39:50🔗 Caller The one and only, Live 105, for this. Hey, everybody!

39:57🔗 Adam I hope you're not that off trying to focus here. Bobby Brown in studio tonight. Being Bobby Brown on Bravo, Thursday nights, 10 o'clock. I saw the first two episodes last Thursday. It was compelling television. And this week, he's gonna meet himself with the Dalai Lama. I'm not sure what the hell else he's going to do.

40:17🔗 Bobby Brown I mean, the Dalai Lama get into a fight.

40:19🔗 Adam Oh, really?

40:19🔗 Drew I'm not kidding.

40:20🔗 Bobby Brown I didn't mean to say that. I don't want to let it.

40:23🔗 Adam No, that's just enough. Yeah. Yes, I'm intrigued.

40:26🔗 Drew I have to watch.

40:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

40:30🔗 Drew I know Dalai Lama could fight.

40:32🔗 Adam He didn't fight the Dalai Lama.

40:33🔗 Bobby Brown He actually kicked my ass.

40:35🔗 Adam He choked him out with that red skirt he wears. Bobby is in studio tonight and also on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight on ABC. Let's talk to... Bobby's going to hang out for one more break with us. Michael?

40:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

40:53🔗 What's going on, guys?

40:54🔗 Adam 26?

40:55🔗 Caller How you doing? 26. Yeah, I'm from Pleasanton out here in California.

40:58🔗 Adam What's up?

40:59🔗 Caller Okay. This is what I was going to ask you guys. I'm 26. I have never had a relationship over one month or two months. I mean, last time I had a relationship was when I was like 16 or 17. That was just a try. Lately, I've been finding out that... I've dated a lot of women, but for some reason, once I get to know them, I don't want to have sex with them. The attraction just goes away. The attraction is there the first day or the first night I meet her. Then after that, I just don't want to have sex with them even though I could.

41:31🔗 Drew The kind of story, what you're basically describing, is obviously intimacy problems. What happens is, when you're sexually attracted to somebody that you actually have intimate feelings for, you feel somehow as though they've now been spoiled by that, or they're bad, or if they could respond sexually, that would be like yuck.

41:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Isn't it just being immature, too? I mean, just plain old immaturity.

41:54🔗 Drew Yeah, he's 26.

41:56🔗 Adam Well, that's what I mean. It's time to knock it off. But it says you go out with escorts?

42:00🔗 Caller Yeah, well, this is the problem. See, what I do now is, you know, if I could have sex with these women that I meet and date, but I don't want to, so I choose to date, I choose to see escorts.

42:10🔗 Drew See, that's usually because they feel like women that have sex with them is dirty and bad.

42:14🔗 Adam Well, you have to pay the escorts, right?

42:16🔗 Caller Well, yeah, of course. I mean, it costs money.

42:19🔗 Drew Were you sexually abused growing up, Michael?

42:22🔗 Caller No.

42:23🔗 Adam How much does the escort cost? And you get to have sex with them?

42:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:27🔗 Caller I mean, it usually runs anywhere from like 150 to 200. And I mean, I do it maybe like lately. I've been doing it a lot. Like today I did it twice. You know, I did it once at like lunchtime and then about a couple of hours ago with a different one. And I never see the same one twice. I only see different ones.

42:43🔗 Adam Wow.

42:43🔗 Caller I go back to the same one. I don't like the same flavor.

42:46🔗 Adam Kid's got a motor in him. And at lunchtime, by the way.

42:49🔗 Bobby Brown At lunchtime.

42:51🔗 Adam By the way, that's a good job where you have enough money to buy yourself a hooker at lunch and you have enough time. And you can go see one.

42:58🔗 Bobby Brown Do you work?

42:59🔗 Adam Yeah. I hope so.

43:02🔗 Caller It takes a toll on the pockets, but you know, I just...

43:04🔗 Adam What do you do for a living? Well, you're worth it, Michael. What do you do for a living?

43:08🔗 Caller I'm a real estate agent, so...

43:10🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

43:10🔗 Caller You know, the money's there.

43:12🔗 Adam Right. You're just driving around with all the signs in the back of your car. Oh, boy. But you've got a great picture on your card, all tan.

43:19🔗 Caller But, no, the thing is that, like I said, I mean, you know, there's really cute women I've dated, and for some reason, like, you know, once I get to know them, I go out with them a few times.

43:29🔗 Drew All right.

43:29🔗 Caller I just don't feel that, that attraction just goes away.

43:32🔗 Drew You're not hearing me. You're not hearing me, Michael. This is a common scenario. And again, you sort of have, if somebody can be sexual with you, it sort of spoils things. You feel like they're dirty or bad in some way, by able to be, if you're one, you're intimate with them. It makes it impossible to be sexual.

43:50🔗 Adam Right.

43:50🔗 Drew Those are two separate things for you.

43:52🔗 Adam Yeah. I think a lot of guys have some of that in them.

43:56🔗 Drew It's really built off envy.

43:58🔗 Adam Right.

43:58🔗 Drew And when guys have a lot of that, that's a problem.

44:00🔗 Adam But you're supposed to get over that at 19, in your 26.

44:04🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm 26. And that's true what you said, Dr. Drew, because you're right, I kind of look at it differently. You know, I'm like, ah, you know, you know.

44:11🔗 Adam But Michael, just listen, here's the deal. You got to chip away at this. It's not going to happen overnight.

44:17🔗 Drew Usually there's some something, some early sexualization caused. Mom, walking on your parents.

44:24🔗 Adam Yeah, what about your mom? What was she doing?

44:26🔗 Caller No, I mean, my mom's a great mom, you know.

44:28🔗 Drew Did you, did you have a lot of pornography when you were little? Something?

44:31🔗 Caller No, no, I mean, they're pretty, you know, they're pretty straight. You know, I don't have the dad, you know, he passed away when I was like 12. So, you know, my mom.

44:37🔗 Drew What happened?

44:37🔗 Adam It's pretty heavy.

44:38🔗 Drew What happened?

44:39🔗 Caller Well, he passed away from surgery, from heart surgery.

44:43🔗 Drew What was he having heart surgery for?

44:45🔗 Caller You know, he had diabetes and he had cholesterol.

44:47🔗 Caller So it all built up.

44:49🔗 Adam Wow.

44:49🔗 Caller He was like in bypass surgery.

44:50🔗 Drew In his 30s? That's kind of young, even for a diabetic. All right.

44:54🔗 Adam Well, Drew, he's a sick guy. What do you want? All right. You think he's alcoholic or drug addict? Anything like that, Michael?

45:03🔗 Caller Well, I mean, my parents, they never drank or smoked, but I actually do drink a lot.

45:08🔗 Drew And I mean, no, I know you're describing. You see, you're definitely, I see the sexual addiction that you're describing with the escorts, the compulsivity, it's progressing. And that's addiction. And that means you've got another chemical addiction going on with that. And that's the alcoholism. But usually to trigger the sexual addiction, there has to be some sort of, oftentimes some sort of something that puts some power behind it in childhood, some sexual abuse.

45:29🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing. The booze is leading to the escorts.

45:32🔗 Drew It's all addiction. Yeah, it's all an addictive process. If you really want to do something about this, start going to 12 step meetings and they get a sponsor and check it out.

45:38🔗 Adam I wonder what percentage of escorts get called when the John is drunk. I'd say a fair amount. My buddy once got drunk, decided to call an escort, actually decided to call two escorts. He was that loaded. About 2, 3 in the morning over to his apartment in Santa Monica. The one showed up. He got into an argument with her. She went and got her pimp. The pimp said, I'm going back to the car, I'm getting my shotgun, I'm going to kill you. He took off. My buddy called the cops because he thought the pimp was going to come back and shoot him. While the cops were there, the second escort showed up. There's a little knock on the door while he's in there explaining how some guy, I'm sure he didn't say he ordered an escort, but the second chick chewing the gum with the stiletto heels, came over in the middle of the interview with the cops, which is awesome. This guy is also a guy whose neighbors called the cops on him because he was listening to punk rock music too loud through headphones.

46:37🔗 Caller Oh.

46:38🔗 Adam And he just saw the cops, he saw the flashlight coming to the window.

46:41🔗 Caller Wow.

46:41🔗 Adam Maybe more run ins with the law than Bobby Brown.

46:44🔗 Bobby Brown I doubt it.

46:45🔗 Adam I doubt it too.

46:46🔗 Caller You're right.

46:46🔗 Adam I'm sorry. That was out of line. Bobby, God bless you for coming in tonight.

46:51🔗 Bobby Brown Thank you for having me, guys.

46:52🔗 Adam Being Bobby Brown, great show on Bravo, 10 o'clock Thursday nights. Come back when the record comes out.

46:58🔗 Bobby Brown I will.

46:59🔗 Adam Come back with your son.

47:01🔗 Bobby Brown I will.

47:01🔗 Adam Come back with everyone.

47:03🔗 Bobby Brown I'll come back with the whole family. I'll bring them all. All right.

47:05🔗 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

47:08🔗 Bobby Brown Thank you for having me.

47:58🔗 Adam Wow, that's so funny. Who is that? Is that the Gorillaz? I'll tell you, man.

48:09🔗 Caller They're genius.

48:11🔗 Adam I'll tell you, there's a couple of groups that... A couple of bands in Loveline history that it's like you belched up something bad whenever you hear their name.

48:22🔗 Drew Blur. Gorillaz.

48:25🔗 Caller Ugh.

48:27🔗 Drew Black Grape. Black Grape.

48:29🔗 Caller Blur and the Gorillaz.

48:30🔗 Drew Oh, really? I didn't know that.

48:32🔗 Caller Same guy.

48:34🔗 Adam What a pain in the ass. Jesus Christ.

48:38🔗 Caller Hi, I'm Murdoch from Gorillaz. You're listening to Loveline with Adam and Drew.

48:45🔗 Adam I'm going to kill myself.

48:48🔗 Drew Chumba Wamba.

48:49🔗 Adam Chumba Wamba. Those retards.

48:54🔗 Drew Aquabats.

48:55🔗 Adam We didn't like the Aquabats.

48:56🔗 Drew We were charmed by them.

48:58🔗 Adam No, here's the problem with the Aquabats. The Aquabats came on this show and they had to pretend...

49:05🔗 Drew They were Aquabats.

49:05🔗 Adam They were Aquabats and were like, So, any of your parents drink or use illicit drugs? Oh, we're from Aquabatia.

49:13🔗 Drew What do you mean?

49:14🔗 Adam What is this drug you speak of? It's like, all right, guys, knock it off. You're 33. Let's go now.

49:20🔗 Caller And they were just, They wouldn't drop it.

49:22🔗 Adam They wouldn't drop it. And if they could pull it off, it would have been fine, but they couldn't pull it off and they wouldn't drop it. That's a deadly combo, by the way, for everything.

49:31🔗 Drew Who else?

49:32🔗 Adam Can't pull it off meets won't drop it.

49:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

49:36🔗 Adam That's a long night.

49:37🔗 Drew The darkness.

49:37🔗 Adam The darkness.

49:38🔗 Drew Yeah.

49:39🔗 Adam Oh, those idiots.

49:41🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

49:43🔗 Adam At least they basically said they just, They were honest. They were honest. We don't want to be here.

49:47🔗 Drew Right.

49:48🔗 Adam Just got up and left Jerry Cantrell. Oh, Jerry Cantrell was awesome. What was he in? Alice in Chains?

49:56🔗 Drew Yeah.

49:58🔗 Adam I had a lovely talk with Jerry Cantrell before the show started. Remember that one, which was, he's like, I don't want to answer any questions about what's his nose. Who's the lead singer?

50:07🔗 Drew I don't know. He got a good diet anyway.

50:09🔗 Adam The guy died. The guy died like two weeks earlier. Jerry came on from Alice in Chains two months earlier.

50:17🔗 Drew He had died like months earlier and you brought it up.

50:19🔗 Bobby Brown You're like, can we talk about this? And he freaked.

50:21🔗 Adam He started crying.

50:22🔗 Bobby Brown And then he came into this studio and he was smoking a cigarette, drinking a beer and crying.

50:26🔗 Caller And I'm like, dude, you can't be in here.

50:28🔗 Adam Well, I didn't bring it up and say, can we? I just said, he said, no questions about this. And I said, well, you know, we really can't control what people are going to ask because people will call in and say, I got a warrant on my ass. And then they'll ask about your lead singer who died. So he's like, well, you have to. And I was like, I got no control over that. And he's like, well, then I can't do the show. And to me, that's like when the school says, we got to close it down for earthquake damage. I'm like, oh, thank Christ. You mean someone's leaving? This is awesome. Whatever you got to sit here and talk to Jerry Cantrell for two hours. So I was like, you got to leave? And he's like, well, I do if and I was like, fantastic, we'll see you later. And he was like, naturally, he was like, well, maybe I could stay. And I was like, no, don't, don't. And I just tried my best to get him to leave, which is, look, I can't promise you that these questions aren't going to come up. So if you're uncomfortable about it, and I understand that and I respect it, no hard feelings, sign up, pack it up and leave right now. No problem. No regrets, no hard feelings. And he was like, all right, I'll stay. And when Maxie Priest freaked out on me, I wasn't here when Maxie Priest freaked out on you. Thank Christ.

51:42🔗 Drew That was good times.

51:43🔗 Adam I do remember also when one of the members of a band decided to walk back to the hotel drunk.

51:50🔗 Drew Herbal sneaker pimps.

51:51🔗 Adam The sneaker pimps decided to walk back to the hotel drunk and got lost.

51:55🔗 Drew Well, his hotel was 18 miles away. He started walking through Clover City.

52:01🔗 Adam He got in an argument with you and the rest of the band during a commercial break.

52:05🔗 Drew Right.

52:06🔗 Adam And the band was yelling at him. He's a doctor. Shut up. And he just got mad and stormed out. Were they English too? Here's the deal with the English bands. They come in and get drunk and then they get surly and then they get angry and then they split.

52:19🔗 Drew Right.

52:19🔗 Caller It's awesome. All right.

52:21🔗 Adam It's a good pattern. Drew, maybe we're not good hosts.

52:24🔗 Drew Maybe we're too good.

52:25🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. High five. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know for too good.

52:34🔗 Drew Wait, I got to get people.

52:34🔗 Adam The only guys we get along with is the same clown posse.

52:37🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

52:39🔗 Adam David Alan Greer.

52:40🔗 Drew I want to hear.

52:41🔗 Caller Wait, I left is my own.

52:42🔗 Caller My big fat ass every day when I wake up.

52:46🔗 Caller That was pretty good. Oh, my God.

52:50🔗 Caller Hey, play that again.

52:57🔗 Adam Got a little of those guys.

52:58🔗 Drew Where have they been?

52:59🔗 Adam Oh, I don't know. But a pox on all those horrible bands. There was such a pompous pain in the ass. Thank God you guys are all nowhere anyway. No one here to chumbawamba. Idiots.

53:13🔗 Caller Oh, what a pain in the ass they were.

53:17🔗 Adam Gwen Stefani put a curse on her career. And who's ever heard of her again? That was a good nine years ago. What happened to her? Probably slinging hash at some Denny's out in Conejo.

53:28🔗 Drew She got mad at you for saying Indian woo woo woo.

53:31🔗 Adam Oh, please, everybody. All right, Drew, how come I never get insulted? I just get angry.

53:39🔗 Drew You get angry, though, yeah.

53:40🔗 Adam But I don't get insulted.

53:41🔗 Drew No.

53:42🔗 Adam Everyone's such a pain in the ass. Like their ass doesn't stink. These bands up on their high horses. Bobby Brown came in here. He's perfectly nice, got a good sense of humor. I'm joking with him about that digging dookie out of his wife's ass. He's having a good laugh about it. He's not uptight. Please everybody, relax a little bit. I hate that. To me, worse quality in a person, a person that doesn't have any sense of humor about themselves. It's a form of narcissism, I would think. They just, somehow the rules are different for them. You know what I'm saying? The world is your oyster. I mean, because that's all the world is. Anderson wonders why I hate him, by the way. He really wants to know why we don't hang out.

54:28🔗 Drew He's trying to make fun, you don't have a sense of humor.

54:30🔗 Adam Right.

54:31🔗 Drew There you go.

54:32🔗 Adam No, I know, but he played that drop 28 times in the last four days.

54:36🔗 Drew It's good times.

54:37🔗 Adam He loves it. Maya?

54:39🔗 Drew Maya?

54:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:41🔗 Adam Which one is it?

54:43🔗 Maya.

54:44🔗 Adam Maya. All right.

54:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:46🔗 Adam What's up?

54:47🔗 Drew And by the way, I said that not to correct it, but I know our listeners, and if you don't say their exact name, they won't even, they'll just sit there quietly, not answer.

54:54🔗 Adam All right. What's up? You're 17.

54:57🔗 Caller Yeah. Okay. Well, first of all, I love your attack cross theory. I've been working up other, oh my God, it's just, yeah, you can't beat it. Anyways.

55:06🔗 Adam Yeah. It's a pretty detail of attack cross. Yeah.

55:10🔗 Caller It's just awesome.

55:12🔗 Adam It is. They're mean, they're black, they got big talons, and they're smart.

55:17🔗 Caller And they will poke out people's eye jelly.

55:20🔗 Drew Oh, look.

55:21🔗 Adam I don't care. Here's my thing about my attack cross. I don't care if you're 6'5, and you're 370 pounds of pure steel, and you're the world's octagon free-fighting champion of the world. Four of these crows come at your head. You start running, flailing like a schoolgirl.

55:37🔗 Drew And by the way, you're affected the same way as a 15-year-old.

55:41🔗 Adam It doesn't matter. When my attack crows come at your head, all the black belts, all the taekwondo, all the street fighting, all the knives, all the weapons, nunchucks. I don't care if you're a goddamn ninja. Five of my attack crows come at your head, you're running. You do nothing but looking for cover. That's it. You don't care who you are. You don't care if you're Mr. T or little Lord Fauntleroy. Attack crows come at your head. All you can do is flail and run and drop whatever's in your hands. Making all that noise, wings flapping in your ears.

56:16🔗 Drew That's why I said poke out the eye gel.

56:18🔗 Adam Oh, just come in. That's why I train them. Go right for the eyes and the eardrums and the nut sack. I send one to the sack.

56:24🔗 Drew Yeah.

56:25🔗 Adam Yeah. That's Raven, ironically named Raven. He's the squad leader. He goes for the sack. The other four go for the head.

56:34🔗 Drew Perfect.

56:34🔗 Adam Can't, what do you do? They're mean.

56:37🔗 Drew Duck and roll.

56:38🔗 Adam Duck and roll. Genius, I tell you.

56:41🔗 Drew So Maya, what's the question?

56:43🔗 Caller Okay, so my question is, if I don't have sex with someone I'm dating within like the first week, I lose all physical attraction to them, even if I'm like attracted to them like all the way when I first start going out with them, you know, like I can't get enough of them. If I don't have sex with them like the first week, I lose all interest in them.

57:02🔗 Drew What happens when you do have sex with them?

57:04🔗 Caller If I do, I will go study for a while until I'm a man or anything.

57:08🔗 Adam Oh, well, remember how we told Bobby Brown he couldn't use the S word on the air?

57:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:14🔗 Adam He's a celebrity and we told him he couldn't.

57:16🔗 Drew Right.

57:16🔗 Adam You're a peon. People don't use peon enough anymore, by the way.

57:21🔗 Drew Bring that back.

57:21🔗 Adam We have to bring peon back as well as sensual.

57:26🔗 Drew Oh, no, no, no. That's the first time you've brought something up, suggested something. I'm saying no.

57:32🔗 Adam You know what I decided? If you see the word sensual on someone's computer dating, if you see it on their bio, run. Yeah, sensual means over 40 fat ass and big jugs. Sensual means gives great oral, but huge ass. When you hear a woman, no, no hot 19 year old describes yourself as sensual. No, you got to get fat. You got to get old or rotting. That's bad times. Yeah, that means good oral, but big ass and 42 plus in the age department.

58:08🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

58:09🔗 Adam There's no 23 year old woman that describes herself as sensual.

58:12🔗 Drew No.

58:12🔗 Adam You don't have to describe yourself as anything when you're young and you're hot. You know what I mean?

58:16🔗 Drew You just describe yourself.

58:17🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like, here I am, come and get it. You're just a meal. You don't need a billboard, right?

58:23🔗 Drew Right.

58:23🔗 Adam I'm a sensual woman. Sensual woman means used to be a dude.

58:27🔗 Drew Could be.

58:27🔗 Adam Could possibly be a dude. You stay away from sensual. Maya, do you consider yourself a sensual woman?

58:38🔗 Caller Well, well, I'm not over 40. I don't have huge chubs and I'm not floppy and fat. So I guess not.

58:43🔗 Drew Okay, good. Now, again, so you have sex and you get chaotic relationships going and then you go on to the next guy.

58:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:52🔗 Drew So either way, either way, you find a way to sabotage the relationship and prevent real intimacy from developing.

58:58🔗 Caller Every single time, even if like before we end up going out and like completely head over heels, it's just like, I don't know how, I just stop liking them.

59:06🔗 Adam All right. Well, three quarters of this is normal chick, 17 year old.

59:11🔗 Drew Yes, some, well, about a third really. But the fact is she finds a way to avoid intimacy. She either avoids intimacy by not proceeding with the relationship or sabotaging, creating chaos after she does get some sort of physical relationship.

59:25🔗 Adam Where's your dad?

59:27🔗 Caller Oh, well, he, I've never lived with them.

59:31🔗 Adam You never lived with them?

59:32🔗 Drew What happened? Why do you take off?

59:34🔗 Caller Well, my mom and my dad weren't married when they had me.

59:38🔗 Drew Right.

59:38🔗 Caller And so he just split, they had their own problems, joined the army and now he lives in Pennsylvania.

59:46🔗 Adam So that's a serious intimacy issue there.

59:49🔗 Drew How were the other men that came through with mom?

59:52🔗 Caller Um, not many, but her new boyfriend is currently incarcerated.

59:58🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

59:59🔗 Adam All right. What did he do?

1:00:02🔗 Caller He pimping and pandering and he totaled the car. He stole our car and totaled it.

1:00:06🔗 Drew Pimping?

1:00:07🔗 Caller Pimping and pandering.

1:00:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:00:09🔗 Caller That's basically he was driving around with someone that was, um, like, I don't know, a prostitute or something?

1:00:17🔗 Drew Or something.

1:00:18🔗 Adam Isn't that the pimping part? That's the pandering part. I think they just put pandering on there because of the alliteration.

1:00:23🔗 Drew It sounds good, yeah.

1:00:25🔗 Caller It must have been it.

1:00:26🔗 Drew So he was a pimp.

1:00:28🔗 Caller No, he wasn't a pimp. He just had a, like, a prostitute in the car. I don't know. He was high and he drove into a wall.

1:00:35🔗 Adam Well, first off, he's, uh, Jew or Asian? Because I'm never wrong about this. Japanese guy or Jew? Which is it? It's gotta be one or the other. No. He's incarcerated. He got high, drove in a wall. He had a hooker in the car. Which one? Which one is it? Pimping, pandering? When I hear pimp, I think Jew. When you're pandering, I think Asian.

1:00:55🔗 Drew Just like the panda.

1:00:58🔗 Caller I hate to, like, hurt your spirits, but he's a panda.

1:01:00🔗 Adam Well, I'm never wrong, right? What's that?

1:01:02🔗 Caller He's African. African American.

1:01:04🔗 Adam Oh, my. You know what? See, that's why you can't stereotype. Because you hear pimp and you think Jew. And you immediately go to Jew and if somebody says, well, he's not a Jew, you go, well, OK, well, what part of Osaka is the guy from? You know, you go, you go Japanese.

1:01:22🔗 Drew Don't they have pimps in Osaka?

1:01:24🔗 Adam They're black. Oh, they have to import. Come on, Drew. You are not racially sensitive at all. The point is, is you can't stereotype because this guy turns out to be the only black pimp. Ah, you see what I mean?

1:01:38🔗 Drew Yeah, in the United States.

1:01:40🔗 Adam Yeah, you're thinking Jew.

1:01:41🔗 Drew You're thinking Japan, those of course are in the United States.

1:01:43🔗 Adam I really don't know that culture, Drew. I'm not willing to judge like you are. But my point is, is you hear pimp, you hear pander, you think, you think Jew. And it turns out that guy is of African-American descent. So that's why I don't judge.

1:01:57🔗 Drew Could be Jewish.

1:02:00🔗 Adam I cannot judge because-

1:02:01🔗 Drew No, you could be Jewish after American.

1:02:02🔗 Adam But you see what happens when you stereotype, you're usually wrong.

1:02:06🔗 Drew You stereotype, I'm assuming all Jewish people are white.

1:02:08🔗 Adam You know what, Drew, enough because I'm starting to get offended. Maya?

1:02:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:13🔗 Adam Look, baby doll, you're smart, right?

1:02:16🔗 Caller Oh, well, yes.

1:02:18🔗 Adam Okay, so here's the thing. You have issues with men, you have issues with daddy.

1:02:23🔗 Drew You can't be intimate with anybody.

1:02:24🔗 Adam You can't be intimate. Just reel it in. Why, you know what I mean?

1:02:28🔗 Drew You're going to get pregnant, you're going to get a disease, it's going to be a mess.

1:02:32🔗 Caller I know, because I'm on the pill.

1:02:34🔗 Drew Then you get a disease.

1:02:35🔗 Adam Okay, let me explain something to everybody. It's an interesting concept. And now I'm a little bit older and I see my friends and I see how it goes. There's this weird thing, and part of it is sort of psychological about your, but part of it is physical too. Your body is almost a part that wears out. And while it's important to move and it's important to exercise, the folks that just sort of treat their body like almost like, treat your vagina like it's a punching bag, you know what I mean?

1:03:09🔗 Drew Speed bag.

1:03:10🔗 Adam Yeah, the guys that are just, the guys that are just out, you know, just, I know these guys and they're getting older now and now you're starting to see the mileage on them. And I know I do my car analogies, but you get a new car, you can do whatever you want with it for the first 50,000 miles, doesn't matter, nothing will go wrong, but then look out. Stuff just starts going wrong. And I know it sounds like I'm making a physical metaphor here, but the Mayas of the world, we see these women that are 22 and they just look haggard. And it's not because they've been in the sun too much and it's not because they do whatever, what they've seen, bags under their eyes at 22. You sort of age yourself prematurely by having the life of a 40-year-old when you're 16.

1:04:00🔗 Drew Yep, that's true.

1:04:00🔗 Adam Just stop it. Just get a Hello Kitty sticker, put it on your peachy folder and go to school. And just start hanging around with young girls and having young girl problems. Stop doing this.

1:04:13🔗 Drew Yes.

1:04:13🔗 Adam You're going to be pregnant at 18.

1:04:15🔗 Drew She's on birth controls. Let's give her that.

1:04:17🔗 Adam Good. You're going to get hooked up with some abusive guy. It's like you just see these people. They're in their early 20s. They should be. They should look like college students and they just look like burnt out sort of hillbillies.

1:04:29🔗 Drew Right. Of course, the drugs and the speed and everything does that too.

1:04:33🔗 Adam Right. Sun blasted. Wow. Black pimp.

1:04:39🔗 Drew You imagine that?

1:04:39🔗 Adam You see what it never. That's why I just, you know, I won't open your mind. That's what I'm saying.

1:04:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:47🔗 Adam That's why you can't judge a book by the cover. You just can't.

1:04:50🔗 Drew Matt 27.

1:04:51🔗 Adam Although if there's like a nude chick on it, it's usually a safer bet than like some weird calligraphy.

1:04:56🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:58🔗 Adam Matt.

1:04:58🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:59🔗 Adam And by the way, can't judge a book by its covers. Gotta be the worst goddamn cliche ever because that's all you got.

1:05:07🔗 Drew The cover? Oh, you mean to me it's, yes.

1:05:09🔗 Adam I judge, you judge everybody and everything by what it, it's like saying, again, with the cars, like saying, well, just cause the things all rusted out and beat up and scratched up and dented up on the outside doesn't mean it doesn't have a great engine. Yeah, it does.

1:05:22🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:05:22🔗 Adam Nine times out of 10, it does.

1:05:24🔗 Drew Right. Maybe, maybe the modification should be, you can't always judge a book by its cover.

1:05:29🔗 Adam You'd have a better life judging books by their cover.

1:05:32🔗 Drew Probably what it originally was, by the way. It probably originally was. You can't always judge a book by its cover.

1:05:36🔗 Adam I'm going to tell my kid, look, go out and judge all books by their cover. And you'll be wrong one out of a hundred times. Better than keeping an open mind and having some guy stab you because you refuse to judge.

1:05:48🔗 Drew Right.

1:05:49🔗 Adam Please, everyone, judge. Matt?

1:05:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:52🔗 Adam 27?

1:05:53🔗 Caller Yeah. My question is for Dr. Drew. Yeah, you can't judge a book by its cover, but you can tell how much it's going to cost. I got a problem, man.

1:06:01🔗 Adam That's one thing that seems clever, but it really doesn't mean anything.

1:06:04🔗 Drew Right.

1:06:04🔗 Adam We're going along with it.

1:06:05🔗 Drew All right, go ahead, Matt.

1:06:06🔗 Adam If this was a TV talk show, we'd both be laughing our asses off. And then plug in your book.

1:06:12🔗 Caller I have a problem with sex. It's taken me like three hours to finish.

1:06:17🔗 Drew Always been that way?

1:06:18🔗 Caller Nope.

1:06:19🔗 Caller Ever since I came back from Iraq, it's been an ordeal.

1:06:27🔗 Drew Do you think you're having some sort of like...

1:06:29🔗 Adam Now, were you just visiting Iraq or are you in the military?

1:06:32🔗 Caller I was in the army.

1:06:32🔗 Caller I was over there for a year.

1:06:33🔗 Adam I'll just go over there just to see the country and the people. Wonderful people. Great. Warm.

1:06:40🔗 Drew I was visiting some resorts there. Awesome.

1:06:42🔗 Adam We were just playing some golf. We were actually in the military. Okay.

1:06:45🔗 Drew Are you on any medication?

1:06:47🔗 Caller They had me on trazodone for a little bit, but...

1:06:50🔗 Drew Nothing now?

1:06:52🔗 Caller Nothing now. Nothing. And it's... I've been back for four months, man, and it's not going back to normal.

1:06:57🔗 Adam Is that a diesel truck in the background?

1:07:00🔗 Caller Yeah. This is my work truck.

1:07:04🔗 Adam Okay. Well, why don't you shut it down? You're killing the ozone, brother.

1:07:07🔗 Drew Drive it.

1:07:09🔗 Caller Oh, it's diesel, man. It's worse to start it up and stop it than it is to...

1:07:13🔗 Adam No, no. I'll tell you, I saw a whole report on, you know, guys keep their diesel engines running because they run the power and the air conditioning and they just sit in these truck stops overnight and have these things run for hours. Beats the crap out of the environment and the engine.

1:07:28🔗 Caller All right. Well, I shut it off, so...

1:07:29🔗 Adam All right, buddy. Sorry. I didn't mean to get preaching.

1:07:31🔗 Drew He's in Arizona. It's probably 115 degrees there, for God sakes.

1:07:34🔗 Adam They find him in his truck tomorrow morning. All right. So what's the theory, though, with the military? Do you think it's the things you saw? Do you think it's a psychological thing?

1:07:44🔗 Caller No, no, no. I shouldn't be fine, man. But I was wondering if the anthrax they gave us could have an effect.

1:07:51🔗 Drew Right. Just like the Gulf War Syndrome. The guys that were coming back from that, whatever that was, there's lots of debate about that, had these kinds of symptoms where they had no sex drive, the sperm counts dropped out.

1:08:01🔗 Adam Boner is the first thing that goes.

1:08:03🔗 Drew When you're not well, yeah.

1:08:04🔗 Caller No, that's good.

1:08:06🔗 Adam The boner is good.

1:08:07🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm good.

1:08:09🔗 Drew Yeah, but you can't ejaculate.

1:08:10🔗 Caller I can't shoot.

1:08:12🔗 Adam What, speaking of shooting, what did you do over there in Iraq?

1:08:16🔗 Caller Oh, that's another story. But the problem is...

1:08:20🔗 Drew Well, now wait a minute.

1:08:21🔗 Adam I want to know what that story is. What was your gig over there?

1:08:26🔗 Caller I was a water boy. It's all good.

1:08:29🔗 Adam Water boy? What's that mean?

1:08:30🔗 Caller I was in charge of water. Everybody had to drink.

1:08:33🔗 Adam Oh, you guys drank water over there?

1:08:35🔗 Caller A lot.

1:08:36🔗 Adam Okay. And what did you do? Just go fill everyone's canteen?

1:08:40🔗 Caller No, no, no. We were shipping, receiving and stuff. Because you know it's bottled water. You can't drink anything out of the...

1:08:45🔗 Drew You didn't desalinate stuff, right?

1:08:47🔗 Adam Right. Wow. Everything came over. Everything was shipped over there? Everything that's drank?

1:08:52🔗 Caller It comes from like Saudi Arabia or something.

1:08:55🔗 Adam Wow. All right. Well, that's a that's a decent kick. It's better, you know, climbing down some spider hole, the flashlight in your mouth.

1:09:01🔗 Drew Right.

1:09:01🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. All right.

1:09:03🔗 Drew But again, yes, to answer your question. Yeah, I have had great concerns about the kinds of things that you receive in preparation for this warfare, that there could be things that can cause chronic fatigue, really? That can cause depression, that can cause... Really?

1:09:16🔗 Adam You mean vaccinations and that kind of stuff?

1:09:17🔗 Drew Yeah, there's a lot of stuff they get that sort of... People have had concerns about.

1:09:21🔗 Adam Well, what about the fact that it doesn't do it in such a great percentage of the people that receive it? Does that mean anything?

1:09:28🔗 Drew Yeah, it does. That's why they do it, because it rarely happens.

1:09:31🔗 Adam Right. And could it possibly be psychological?

1:09:36🔗 Drew Possibly, but three hours. And how about when you masturbate?

1:09:42🔗 Caller It's not worth it.

1:09:44🔗 Caller Oh, really?

1:09:45🔗 Caller Wow.

1:09:46🔗 Adam Well, now that's a problem.

1:09:47🔗 Caller That's a workout.

1:09:50🔗 Drew Wow. Wow. And what was it like before?

1:09:54🔗 Caller It's normal, dude.

1:09:56🔗 Drew Five minutes.

1:09:56🔗 Caller I'm good.

1:09:57🔗 Drew Twenty minutes.

1:09:57🔗 Adam Twenty minutes. And are you married? Do you have a girlfriend?

1:10:02🔗 Caller A couple.

1:10:04🔗 Drew How often do you get to this, to ejaculate?

1:10:08🔗 Caller How often do I get to that? Oh, when I first got back, you know, I figured I'd, you know, a year without sex, be a two-pump chump, and speech ready and everything, but...

1:10:17🔗 Drew Speech ready.

1:10:18🔗 Caller I tried. Three hours is what it took. If I drink a little, I can cut the time down, but...

1:10:27🔗 Adam Now, that's weird.

1:10:28🔗 Drew That sounds more psychological, though.

1:10:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, because...

1:10:31🔗 Caller Are you saying I got issues?

1:10:33🔗 Adam Well, yes. We are saying we have issues.

1:10:35🔗 Drew We talked just like that, and we were definitely saying that.

1:10:37🔗 Adam Yeah. We were thinking that, but now we're saying it. But here's the thing. And Matt, Matt just sounds like a JO. He sounds like one of these reasons everyone hates guys.

1:10:50🔗 Drew Right. Right.

1:10:52🔗 Adam He really shouldn't be driving a reggae. He should be selling something.

1:10:54🔗 Drew Right.

1:10:55🔗 Adam But here's the thing. There's, there's, they're, they're male human beings that really don't seem like human beings to me. And Matt's one of them. They just seem like some conglomeration of every idiot you went to high school with. Matt has got to get himself checked up and checked out.

1:11:16🔗 Drew For sure. Could be some other medical problem.

1:11:18🔗 Adam Yeah, you're a military guy. You have, you have VA stuff, right?

1:11:23🔗 Caller Yeah, but that's...

1:11:26🔗 Adam Well, I don't think we're going to be able to find...

1:11:29🔗 Caller I went and talked to them and they should just write it out.

1:11:33🔗 Drew So, no explanation, no explanation. I don't know why you can say it's going to get better since we don't know what it is.

1:11:39🔗 Adam And I don't know why Boo's shortens it if it's a physiological thing.

1:11:43🔗 Drew Right, it should make it worse.

1:11:44🔗 Adam Right, Boo's always just put a couple zeros behind whatever your time is.

1:11:48🔗 Caller Right. All right.

1:11:50🔗 Drew All right, that's hard to have any solid answers, but I would get a more thorough evaluation, first of all. And then secondly, realize that this is possibly something related to some of the things you received over there. And then finally, it wouldn't hurt to look at the psychological aspects of this possibility.

1:12:06🔗 Adam All right, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:12:10🔗 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline. Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

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1:12:29🔗 Adam Good hard driving rock and roll.

1:12:34🔗 Drew Is it new system?

1:12:36🔗 Caller Nice.

1:12:37🔗 Drew We need those guys back up here. We'll at least have a good dinner with them.

1:12:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Go out to Carousell. No, cannot tab. Try this beverage. Try this beverage. It's goat based. No, cannot tab. Can't you say it in a peppy? No, cannot tab. No, cannot tab.

1:12:53🔗 Caller No, no, no.

1:12:55🔗 Adam You cannot tab. No, no mixing. No, cannot tab.

1:12:58🔗 Caller Read menu.

1:12:58🔗 Adam No, no.

1:12:59🔗 Caller Get fired.

1:13:00🔗 Drew No.

1:14:00🔗 Adam I got a minimum on my Amex card. I told them, well, what's the falafel? It's like $3.59. I'm like, well, just charge me the $10. No. You're misunderstanding what I'm saying. Charge me the $10 and just give me the falafel. No. I think you misunderstand me. I'm telling you, go ahead and take the minimum $10. I'll take the, no, next. It's like, I want to pay you $10 for $3.59. No. I swear as God is my witness, the chick behind me said, pad it out with some baklava.

1:14:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:14:41🔗 Adam You should go get some baklava. You get $7 worth of baklava.

1:14:44🔗 Drew Why not?

1:14:44🔗 Adam You're home free. Of course, I had to take a stand.

1:14:47🔗 Drew Of course.

1:14:47🔗 Adam I don't want baklava. I want to pay you $10 for the goddamn $3.59.

1:14:52🔗 Drew You should have gone the other way. God, okay, I don't want any food. Don't you, I want to give you $10. $10, go ahead, here you go, $10.

1:14:58🔗 Adam I did want my $10. Eventually I left with no, I'm one of the few guys who, my batting average at Middle Eastern places, about half the time I take something out. The other half time I get into an argument and leave. Then there's the other time I went to Zancoup Chicken out in Van Nuys, decided to get the 50-50 with the chicken shawarma and the beef shawarma and the 17-year-old sassy bitch behind the counter with too much eyeshadow, wouldn't do. I've been doing it for years. They got that electric knife, buzzed that nice stacked meat off there. It's the chicken one $7.99, the beef one $7.99. What I like, a little wave of the knife on the one, a little wave of the knife on the other, they're two foot apart. And I've got it that way 55 times.

1:15:44🔗 Drew No.

1:15:45🔗 Adam She's like, no.

1:15:46🔗 Drew Cannot have.

1:15:46🔗 Adam Cannot. And then she did this one which I always love. Everyone comes in here, always asks for that. I love any business that announces that all their customers are asking for something but you wouldn't dream of giving it to them.

1:15:58🔗 Drew No.

1:15:58🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, don't let word get out that you're satisfying the customers. And what does that sound, Michelle? It's driving me nuts.

1:16:04🔗 Drew You don't hear it? It's driving us crazy.

1:16:06🔗 Adam What is that?

1:16:08🔗 Drew Somebody's like alarm or something. It would just happen once before, didn't it?

1:16:11🔗 Adam No, really? Punch something.

1:16:13🔗 Drew Let me look around.

1:16:14🔗 Adam No, not done. So here's what I did. She was like, no, we can't do that. And I was like, yeah, you can. You do it every time. They're like, no, we never do that. I was like, I've ordered it a thousand times. And by the way, they're the same price. And I'm not asking for twice as much. They're both $7.99. Give me the same amount, but half and half. No, kept going around. And eventually I said, I said, just do it. You just want to just do it. By the way, the only thing worse than than getting lip is from a 17 year old chick who won't do it. You know, and I said, look, just go do it, sweetie. What's the big deal? And she's like, I could get fired. And I was like, oh, okay, well, good. Go get your manager. Let me talk to you. Oh, he's not here. I said, how you gonna get fired then? I can't do it. Well, go get your manager. No, he's not around. Who's gonna fire you? Oh, I said, listen, F you. I drove from Sepulveda in Burbank by the hands, by the Sepulveda dam. I drove to the one on Hollywood. The Zayn-Ku one in Hollywood, which is on Western, like Normandy and Sunset. I swear.

1:17:24🔗 Drew And you get it? You get what you want it?

1:17:26🔗 Adam I walked right in and I was like, yeah, give me the shawarma and make it half chicken, half beef. He's like, OK.

1:17:33🔗 Drew Did you did you then announce what had just happened to you?

1:17:36🔗 Adam My whole life is making announcements to people who don't give a rat's ass.

1:17:39🔗 Drew But you did announce it.

1:17:40🔗 Adam I did the I was over at the yes. Next, you know, let me tell you, it's a hypocrisy. There's a there's a travesty going on. I don't know if you guys know the guys over at the Van Nuys. Who's next? You know what I mean? That's my life is just really making loud announcements to nobody.

1:18:01🔗 Drew Then did they ask you if you wanted a yogurt and goat milk drink?

1:18:04🔗 Adam Yes, it is that is vinegar and the lemon. The rancid goat milk is very, very refreshing. I quenched it. Yeah, I quenched the thirst because you don't want anymore. That's not quenched. That's I vomited. It took a half a strawful and I heaved. I'm not quenched. I want something else. I'll go drink out of the hose. It'll be a vacation compared to this crap. No. Yeah. Oh, when I got to the Hollywood one and that guy gave me the 50-51, if I had, if I wasn't almost out of gas, I would have driven back to the Van Nuys one and strangle that bitch.

1:18:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:18:41🔗 Adam Oh, oh, Alex?

1:18:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:46🔗 Caller Oh, Adam.

1:18:48🔗 Adam Corolla.

1:18:48🔗 Drew Corolla.

1:18:50🔗 Adam Is that right?

1:18:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:52🔗 Drew All right.

1:18:52🔗 Adam She's 16, buddy. What's up?

1:18:53🔗 Caller Yeah. Me and my girlfriend have been going out for eight months now and she's my first, right? And so we haven't had sex in like four months because she was getting tired of coming over here and thinking through my window and trying to keep silent, you know, during sex and all that.

1:19:10🔗 Adam Yeah. Sure wasn't too tall, though, on her.

1:19:16🔗 Caller So she made a commitment to stop having sex for a year until one of us gets her own apartment because she's 17. So you think it's going to be like a year until one of us gets her own apartment, you know?

1:19:25🔗 Adam How about you make a commitment to go bang her by the reservoir or something like normal teenagers?

1:19:31🔗 Caller No, but she likes to do it, you know, like romantic and all that stuff.

1:19:35🔗 Drew Yeah, your bedroom makes your parents' room, yeah.

1:19:37🔗 Caller Put a blanket down.

1:19:40🔗 Drew What's your question?

1:19:41🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Romantic, she crawls through your window and then you bang her on the fiberglass race car bed you had when you were nine. Well, your parents sit there and read in the next room. That's romantic?

1:19:52🔗 Caller I don't know, but actually my bed is 45 years old, but whatever. Well, she just got her five-year-old.

1:19:59🔗 Adam Is that how old the parents were?

1:20:00🔗 Drew The bed, the bed is 45, the old bed.

1:20:04🔗 Adam I thought she said her dad was 45. Your bed is 45 years old?

1:20:07🔗 Caller Yeah, it's been used by my mom or something.

1:20:10🔗 Adam Oh, man, your mom had sex on it. Yeah, believe you me.

1:20:16🔗 Drew What's your question, Alex?

1:20:17🔗 Adam Maybe.

1:20:18🔗 Caller So she just got a vibrator and-

1:20:19🔗 Adam Maybe, maybe the second input.

1:20:22🔗 Caller And it's like a 10-inch-long vibrating of twirl heading, you know, all that stuff and sound.

1:20:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:20:30🔗 Adam Hold on, Alex is a virgin.

1:20:33🔗 Drew Yeah, I was just thinking of bogus.

1:20:33🔗 Adam And Alex ain't getting laid.

1:20:34🔗 Drew Yeah, that's what I heard, too.

1:20:36🔗 Adam He's a JO. He never got his pecker wet.

1:20:40🔗 Drew That's kind of what I was thinking when I first heard it.

1:20:44🔗 Adam No way. You don't sound like that. You just don't, you don't get laid, you know, I'm a girlfriend that crawls through the window, you don't get any of that. Liar, virgin.

1:20:55🔗 Caller I'm not liar, I'm serious, man.

1:20:57🔗 Adam No, well now I'm really convinced. Please, you insult me with your bogu-osity.

1:21:04🔗 Caller Oh, all right, if you don't...

1:21:05🔗 Adam You got nothing.

1:21:07🔗 Caller You know, I would say if he's bogus because, you know, that's the rule, but I will...

1:21:11🔗 Adam Oh, did I hear a smoke detector? Where are you? Don't move.

1:21:18🔗 Drew In your bedroom?

1:21:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:21🔗 Drew All right, we gotta sit here and listen for that.

1:21:22🔗 Adam Are you standing?

1:21:24🔗 Caller No.

1:21:25🔗 Drew Are you near a smoke detector? No. All right, hold on a second.

1:21:29🔗 Adam We'd like to take your word for it, but we've asked many times, and it's turned out they were standing under a smoke detector.

1:21:37🔗 Caller There's no smoke detector in my room.

1:21:39🔗 Adam Is there one in the hole?

1:21:41🔗 Caller Yeah, but it's not on.

1:21:46🔗 Drew I can't believe I don't hear it now.

1:21:48🔗 Adam All right, I didn't hear it at the beginning, but I swear I heard it.

1:21:51🔗 Drew I swear I heard it too, yeah.

1:21:51🔗 Adam I think Anderson's just effing with us. All right, here's the point. We don't believe you. That's my point.

1:21:58🔗 Caller All right.

1:21:59🔗 Drew Well, what is your question?

1:22:00🔗 Caller My question is, like, I only have six kids, you know, and I'm worried that she won't be satisfied with me when we do that again in, like, a long time from now.

1:22:12🔗 Drew Yeah, well, she's not...

1:22:14🔗 Adam Wait a minute. You're really going to dignify that with an answer?

1:22:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:22:17🔗 Adam Let me get this straight. You guys were having tons of sex, but she decided, you guys made an oath not to have any more sex until one of you gets an apartment. So now she got a big twirling 10-inch vibrator, and since you're only 6 inches, a year from now, she could be all yoked out.

1:22:35🔗 Drew No, just disappointed by his lack of promise.

1:22:39🔗 Adam Well, because she's all yoked out down there. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Alex, it's a very real possibility, my friend.

1:22:46🔗 Drew Happens all the time.

1:22:47🔗 Adam All the time. Happens to me and Drew.

1:22:49🔗 Drew And to your friends. Happens to everybody.

1:22:51🔗 Adam Happens to everyone, at least once. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be like humping a salad bowl. Yeah. You probably... If it was operation, when you humper, the red nose wouldn't light up. You will touch nothing.

1:23:05🔗 Caller Oh, all right.

1:23:07🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay, buddy. You have to wrap a towel around it to get a little feeling.

1:23:10🔗 Caller All right.

1:23:12🔗 Adam Okay, buddy. How's school going?

1:23:14🔗 Caller It's going good. I got like a lot of bad grades last year, but I'm doing good in summer school.

1:23:20🔗 Adam Oh, summer school.

1:23:21🔗 Drew Good times.

1:23:22🔗 Adam That is a scarlet letter. You got to go to summer school. You're a loser. I probably should have gone to summer school, but it's like, no way. It's got the worst.

1:23:32🔗 Drew You should have gone to school.

1:23:35🔗 Adam But now I'm glad.

1:23:37🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:23:37🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

1:23:38🔗 Drew Yeah. The man didn't imprint himself upon you.

1:23:42🔗 Adam What would have been a waste of time? I wouldn't have done anything anyway, but just sit there and swelter in that cage, known as North Hollywood High. There's certain things I'm glad I didn't do. I'm glad I never saved any money. I'm a millionaire now. You know what I mean?

1:23:55🔗 Drew Literally.

1:23:56🔗 Adam Literally. It would have been a pain in the ass to save money back then. Making 250 bucks a week and how hard it is to put money away? Screw it. I'm going to the batting cage.

1:24:06🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

1:24:08🔗 Adam And I knew I'd make money.

1:24:10🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:24:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:24:11🔗 Adam All right. See? Let's take a break.

1:24:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:24:15🔗 Adam And I still had my moral code, which is what drove me from Sepulveda Basin over to deep Hollywood to get some... Zanku Chicken. Zanku Chicken.

1:24:28🔗 Drew I feel bad not answering Alex's question, but the fact is she's not putting the dildo inside her anyway.

1:24:33🔗 Adam She's not?

1:24:33🔗 Drew No.

1:24:34🔗 Adam All right. Take a quick break. Be right back after this. Giving Drew a little lesson on world history during the commercial.

1:25:03🔗 Drew World geopolitical psychology, I think, is really...

1:25:06🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, geopolitical psychology. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:25:15🔗 Drew Just a quick reminder for our listeners, please check out Discovery Health Channel tonight at midnight. Strictly sex.

1:25:21🔗 Adam Oh, that's Drew's show, everybody. Awesome show.

1:25:26🔗 Drew Awesome. Actually, the good ones start up in a couple of weeks.

1:25:29🔗 Adam Oh, really? Well, I saw the one last week.

1:25:31🔗 Caller It was great.

1:25:33🔗 Adam And so if that's great, I could only imagine. I mean, if it's better than great.

1:25:37🔗 Drew Better than great.

1:25:38🔗 Adam Gynormous? That was my rap name. Rob Zombie is speaking of Gynormous. Rob Zombie is coming in here tomorrow night. He hasn't been in here in a couple of years, has he?

1:25:51🔗 Drew Seems like it. Yeah, a couple of years at least.

1:25:54🔗 Adam He's good people. He was getting his house remodeled last time he was in here, I think. I bet they're still working on the bathroom.

1:26:00🔗 Drew Wasn't his brother in here?

1:26:02🔗 Adam Well, from Power Man 5000?

1:26:05🔗 Drew Yeah, he's been in here.

1:26:06🔗 Adam 3000, 5000?

1:26:07🔗 Drew 5000.

1:26:08🔗 Adam No, his brother hasn't been in here in a million years.

1:26:11🔗 Drew I would swear he's been in here sooner than Rob.

1:26:14🔗 Adam Really?

1:26:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:26:15🔗 Adam For what?

1:26:15🔗 Drew For Power Man. Like he was in the way, he was in like a Goose to Christmas a few years ago or something.

1:26:21🔗 Adam Well, that was like coming on six years ago.

1:26:23🔗 Drew Wow.

1:26:24🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:26:25🔗 Adam He ain't no spring chicken.

1:26:27🔗 Drew How dare you?

1:26:28🔗 Adam All right, you ready to rock here, Drew?

1:26:29🔗 Drew How dare you? Say good day.

1:26:33🔗 Adam Good day. Biggest insult you could pay to a man saying good day loudly.

1:26:39🔗 Caller I said good day.

1:26:43🔗 Adam Good day to you sir. Yeah, slap in the face.

1:26:46🔗 Drew That's heavy.

1:26:47🔗 Adam Allison?

1:26:48🔗 Caller Yeah. Hi.

1:26:50🔗 Adam Sixteen. What's up baby doll?

1:26:53🔗 Caller Well, basically I started on a Lutera, it's a foreign birth control about a month and a half ago.

1:26:59🔗 Adam What's it called?

1:27:00🔗 Caller Lutera.

1:27:02🔗 Adam Lutera. All right.

1:27:03🔗 Caller And I lost my virginity to my boyfriend about three or four days ago.

1:27:08🔗 Adam Lutera sung Mambo number five, by the way.

1:27:11🔗 Caller Yes. Yeah. And I was-

1:27:13🔗 Drew What was his name?

1:27:16🔗 Adam Hold on a second. When Lou Vega came and did our MTV show about six years ago or so, I mean, no bigger one hit wonder than that, Lou Vega.

1:27:26🔗 Drew Yes.

1:27:26🔗 Adam A little bit of her. God, that song, Blue Ass.

1:27:29🔗 Drew I like that song.

1:27:30🔗 Adam Well, let me tell you, he gives Mark- He gives Mark Anthony a run for his ass-blowing songs. Whatever Mark Anthony's ass-blow song is that I can't stand. But anyway, same cut out, same cloth. Anyway, at least this one was a peppy upbeat number. But I remember Lou Vega came on the show and I was sort of like, I wasn't trying to be condescending, but maybe during the commercial, I said something to him like, well, pretty exciting ride, you know, got to make hay while the sun shines or something. He was like, what do you mean? This thing's going on forever. Yeah. I mean, he was like confused. Like, what do you mean? I'm a big star. It's never going to end. Lou Vega, everybody playing at IHOP near you. Lou Vega. But at least he was nice.

1:28:15🔗 Drew He was nice.

1:28:15🔗 Adam But he was like, hey, I got chicks. I got money. I got jewelry. I was like, oh, yeah, save a little of that money, Lou.

1:28:22🔗 Drew That's about six months.

1:28:23🔗 Adam Why should I?

1:28:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:26🔗 Adam You're 16?

1:28:27🔗 Drew So what happened?

1:28:28🔗 Adam When Mambo number five came out, Allison was nine.

1:28:32🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:28:34🔗 Caller Go ahead.

1:28:35🔗 Adam Now she's pregnant and strung out on heroin.

1:28:37🔗 Drew Isn't that nice?

1:28:39🔗 Caller No, not really like that. But I was spotting a little bit before I had sex. Now after I had sex with my boyfriend, the bleeding is a lot heavier and it's been like this for the past three or four days.

1:28:57🔗 Drew All right. That's probably normal. When was your last pap smear?

1:29:02🔗 Caller Haven't had one.

1:29:04🔗 Drew They put you on the birth control pill without doing a pap smear? Yeah. You got to get them.

1:29:08🔗 Adam Really?

1:29:09🔗 Drew Yeah. You're sexually active now. That's an important part of your health maintenance. Okay. When you're ready to get cervical cancer and HPV and that kind of thing, and it has to be screened for. The birth control pills can cause some instability of the lining of the uterus. When you have sex, it can sort of stimulate bleeding. So it's probably just that. But given you've never had a pap smear, it just needs to be checked out just to be sure.

1:29:29🔗 Caller Okay.

1:29:30🔗 Adam All right, Allison.

1:29:31🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:29:32🔗 Adam Good times. Let's talk to Fernando 33. Fernando?

1:29:37🔗 Caller Adam. Corolla.

1:29:38🔗 Adam Corolla.

1:29:40🔗 Caller Hey, what's up, Vicar Christ?

1:29:41🔗 Adam What's up? Vicar. Yeah. I like the Vicar Christ. What's up, Fernando?

1:29:47🔗 Caller Hey, Adam, what is it? I love you guys, man. You are real cool. I've been listening to you guys for a long time, but the thing that gets me is that you're always giving a hard time to Mexican people.

1:29:58🔗 Bobby Brown Why is that?

1:30:00🔗 Adam I do do. I do a little Mexican ball busting. I got to say that. I was just on the Middle Easterns a few moments back, and I was making fun of the brother man with the pimping a couple moments before then.

1:30:14🔗 Drew The point is, he spreads the love around.

1:30:16🔗 Adam You know, I got to be honest. I will. I'll be honest. I do. I do way too much busting Mexican ass. I must say. Balls. Balls. I must say. I've always worked with a ton of Mexicans, and I think I know them better than other cultures. And therefore, it somehow makes it easier for me to bust balls.

1:30:37🔗 Drew Big privilege.

1:30:38🔗 Adam Well, it's a weird thing, like because I worked in the construction field for a long time.

1:30:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:45🔗 Adam I heard a lot of this. See. All right. Turn that down. I'm going to kill myself. No offense for now.

1:30:56🔗 Drew Who was saying the shut up?

1:30:57🔗 Adam I have no idea. That was Anderson.

1:30:59🔗 Drew Anderson?

1:31:00🔗 Adam Oh, that SpongeBob is the devil. Now, here's the thing.

1:31:04🔗 Caller You haven't done that ranchero music anymore.

1:31:06🔗 Adam Yeah, I know. We haven't done Ace's Mexican ranchero countdown. Anderson can't stand it, but I thought it was the best part of the show. I really do. All right. Listen, Fernando, you know what? You know what? It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong.

1:31:20🔗 Drew Well, anyway, Oswaldo, your valet de chambre.

1:31:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Here's the thing. I probably, for a guy who does a lot of ball busting on Mexicans, I probably paid them millions of dollars over the last like 10 years. I work with these guys. I love these guys and I'm very familiar with the culture. And I think that's what motivates me. And the thing is, I don't bust on certain other cultures because I don't work with them. I don't know them that well. There's no brothers in the construction field out here in Southern California. It's all Latino guys. So I eat with these guys, I work with these guys, I hang out with these guys, and it opens it up.

1:32:07🔗 Drew Have you ever been to Mexico? How dare you?

1:32:10🔗 Adam I've been to Mexico. I've been to Tijuana like 30 times.

1:32:12🔗 Drew Oh, that's right. Okay, that's right.

1:32:13🔗 Adam Are you kidding? You don't look at that as Mexico. It meets the only Mexico. I've been to Tijuana and yacked in a ice maker. Tijuana. I fell asleep on the beach a bunch of times. We used to go there and camp all the time.

1:32:27🔗 Caller Adam, it's all in good humor then, you know? Oh, yeah. I thought you had something that gets next to that wall, you know? Because once in a while you kept on the food too and stuff like that.

1:32:39🔗 Adam No, listen, I ate Mexican... Listen, you know what I ate for dinner tonight? I'll tell you what I ate for dinner tonight. I ate the... I made the... I ate the flap steak that is Waldo, my Mexican buddy.

1:32:51🔗 Drew You didn't invite me over for that? I love that stuff.

1:32:52🔗 Adam You missed the barbecue. Yeah, I ate the horchata. No, I didn't down with any horchata, but I ate Mexican food for lunch and for dinner tonight and it was stuff my Mexican buddy made. So, hell yeah, they're my brothers. I really need some music. Good work on the music. All right, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:33:19🔗 Drew All right, guys, here's the deal. Look in the hookup, call the dateline.

1:33:22🔗 Caller Stick a waste in time with the wrong person, call the dateline.

1:33:25🔗 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:33:26🔗 Caller Call the dateline.

1:33:30🔗 Caller Date.

1:33:32🔗 Adam If you need help.

1:33:35🔗 Bobby Brown Call Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:33:41🔗 Caller The one and only Live 105. Well, there you go.

1:34:00🔗 Adam I don't know about you, Drew, but that felt fast.

1:34:03🔗 Drew That was fast. We liked having Bobby Brown here.

1:34:05🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:34:05🔗 Drew And the people that brought him.

1:34:06🔗 Adam That's right. Who drew?

1:34:08🔗 Drew Diamond limo.

1:34:09🔗 Adam Diamond limo. They are the jewel, the crown of the limo industry. That's right. Thanks for doing that.

1:34:16🔗 Drew They brought Bobby here.

1:34:17🔗 Adam Diamond limo for getting Bobby Brown here. And by the way, no short order, make sure Bobby Brown is here.

1:34:23🔗 Drew And his entourage are about 50.

1:34:25🔗 Adam Yeah, and you want to move him around. It's like catching a panda bear in the wild. You got to dart him, you got to bag him, you got to tag him, you got to load him up. It's not easy to get him there. So thanks Bobby Brown. Go see the show, which is Being Bobby Brown, Thursday Nights on Bravo, 10 o'clock. Watch Drew's show.

1:34:46🔗 Drew Yeah, right now.

1:34:47🔗 Adam Discovery Health. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew's Sayin. Mahalo. If it was operation, when you humper, the red nose wouldn't light up. You will touch nothing.

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