1:20🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.
2:02🔗
Adam
Like always. Dan is here from the Dan Band. Dan, the Dan Band is gonna be on Bravo tomorrow night, 11 o'clock, doing a one hour special. And the thing that's interesting about this special is it's directed by Mick G from, well, he's done a lot of movies, but Charlie's Angels fame and also executive produced by Steven Spielberg. How did that work? How did he get involved?
2:27🔗
Dan Finnerty
Isn't that crazy? He came to the show and afterwards he came up to me and he's like, hey, we should do something with that. And I'm like, yeah, we should, Steven. And he's like, my company DreamWorks, I know a lot of people at different companies like HBO and Bravo. And I'm like, I'm sure you do, Steven. He's like, my company DreamWorks produced the movie Old School that you were in. And, you know, I'm like, I know, I know you work. He's like, I did a movie about a shark in the 70s.
2:59🔗
Adam
Because you could be playing McCabe's on a Tuesday night in front of 11 people and Carmen Electra could be in the band, could be in the audience. And she would F the drummer that night just because she was in the audience and you were on stage. It doesn't matter who you are. You're in the audience. You're in the dark. And it doesn't matter who you're not. No offense, Dan. You're on stage. And that's that. So for 10 minutes, I'm on stage and Spielberg, you're in the shadows and, yeah, leave me your card. Maybe I'll give you a buzz.
3:31🔗
Drew
And that clearly is never going to happen to either one of us. Therefore, we live the rest of our life compensating for that. Is that what you're saying?
3:44🔗
Adam
All right. So, Dan, I don't even know what that was, Drew. Just be quiet. Go fix your pen.
3:51🔗
Adam
So Spielberg was there to enjoy your music. No, what I'm asking is, does he have a teenage son who's really into the band or he doesn't strike me as a guy who just goes out and checks out local talent?
4:08🔗
Dan Finnerty
It was because of old school because we were in the movie old school and he, I guess, heard, he actually said he and Kate watched the credits to see who the wedding singer was. Which is nice. Wow. Then, yeah, from there he actually was like, I want to put you in my Tom Hanks movie. I was like, all right, Steven, put me in your Tom Hanks movie. Did he do it? That Monday, the casting director of The Terminal called and she's like, well, Steven just gave you a part in The Terminal, so come get fit for your little costume. What did you play? I played the discovery store manager. It was the Oscar buzz, dude.
4:59🔗
Dan Finnerty
It started, honestly, which is sad, with Drunk Karaoke. You know, what doesn't get started that way. Yeah.
5:09🔗
Adam
And it's spun into a well, a drunken franchise, a drunken franchise. So that's tomorrow night. It's on Bravo. It's 11 o'clock. And is all or are all the albums on the, sorry, songs on the album going to be covered? Any bonus tracks? Anything that's not on the live album that we can expect to hear tomorrow night?
5:31🔗
Dan Finnerty
No, man. No. But you can put a lovely visual to the CD that's also available in stores. Yeah. No, it's going to be, you know, there's a lot of crazy singing and dancing that goes on in that show.
5:48🔗
Adam
Off the Dan band as CD, by the way. And they're all covers, they're all songs you like. A lot of them are songs you like, but are scared to admit you like, but you wouldn't change them if it came on the radio. That's kind of how you know. You know what I'm saying? Flashdance and fame and all the songs you're not supposed to like, but you like anyway. We're going to hear some of that tonight. And also, everyone else is scared to admit this too, but you'd much rather hear your band do, you'd rather show up at a wedding, you'd rather show up at a party, you'd rather show up at a celebration and have the band do all covers of songs you like rather than their original stuff that you couldn't stand, or at least weren't familiar with, because you always hate a song. At best you tolerate a song. If you tolerate a song the first time you hear it, it means you're gonna love it. If you hate it, it means you'll be okay with it if you hear it 10 more times.
6:40🔗
Adam
Oh, here it came back. Where's it, what's it from? Camp, Camperell. Oh yeah, it's a compa-papa calcium. It's above the delayed tablets. What are they, what is this for?
6:54🔗
Drew
No, it makes you not be so anxious to drink. I was thinking about slipping some in your coffee.
7:15🔗
Adam
Drew doesn't like when I call it scoring. And he doesn't like when I call sleeping medication downers. He doesn't like that either. Katie? You're 18?
7:29🔗
Caller
I had sex with my best friend and now he's acting weird and I don't know what to do anymore.
7:35🔗
I don't know like to be his friend.
7:44🔗
I mean, I thought I did.
7:55🔗
Yeah.
7:57🔗
Adam
We need to give chicks this speech one more time, which is guys are not confused at all about anything they like.
8:03🔗
Drew
No. They will let you know. If he really were into this, he would have been sitting in your doorstep the next morning.
8:08🔗
Adam
But here's the thing. Why should women be any different than anything? If a guy's into a car, he's got posters of it up in the bedroom, he knows all the stats, and if you said to him, you got a one percent in a billion chance of getting this, he would go insane staying up all night. I mean, if he's into a car, if he's into a pizza, if he's into a band, if he's into anything, he's on it, he's all over it, he's all about it.
8:32🔗
Adam
All the time. But then sometimes chicks call up and they're like, I think he's into me, but I think he's confused, and he's also a guy who has trouble expressing himself, so I'm not sure. Now just think about that guy with the car. He ain't into you. And he doesn't want to come out and say he ain't into you. So he says, I'm confused, and I'm torn, or I'm not ready for a relationship right now.
8:55🔗
Drew
Can I feel guilty when they sleep with somebody, good guys at least, feel guilty when they sleep with somebody they're not into.
9:06🔗
Caller
Yeah, but me and him are like best friends. Like me and him like did everything together, and like we had that thing, and then I don't know like when I just it happened, and there you go.
9:23🔗
Adam
And if he was into you, you would have known it. You would have made it clear. You would have gotten angry when you started dating other guys and started pouting.
9:32🔗
Caller
He was kind of like, if I mentioned another guy like on the phone to him, he'd hang up on me.
9:51🔗
Caller
I don't know, like, he's a weird one. He's like a guy's guy, but when we're by ourselves, he's like more of a friend, girlfriend type thing.
10:08🔗
Drew
Go ahead and go, look. I really want to... I know we have a good friendship. I value that friendship, but I think I'd like to move this thing into something else. If you're up for that, I am. If not, let's roll it back to friendship again.
10:33🔗
Oh my God, no, I can't call him.
10:35🔗
I'm scared he might think I'm retarded or something for calling.
10:51🔗
Drew
But the deal is he needs to know how you're feeling. Put it on the line. If he doesn't respond, say, you know, let it be a friendship again. How old is he? Probably 18.
11:00🔗
Adam
18. She's 18. Poor chicks. Yeah. I feel sorry for them. They don't know what the hell is going on.
11:15🔗
Adam
They don't have that differently. Like English sports cars. Electrical system works differently. Doesn't work.
11:25🔗
Adam
Yeah, it doesn't work. That's that's how that's how it works differently. But everything's confusing. You know what I'm saying?
11:33🔗
Laura. Yes.
11:49🔗
Drew
Boyfriend says boyfriend's penis kept missing during doggie style sex. What's the problem?
12:08🔗
Adam
Yeah. So what happened? I mean, we'll get into the doggie style stuff in a minute. But who molested you?
12:15🔗
Caller
Um, like, it was like my friend's mom and dad got a divorce or whatever. So my friend's mom and her, my friend, her mom and her brother came to live with me. And like, he, her brother did.
12:33🔗
Drew
It's interesting she got, it became more pronounced when she started talking about it, you know what I'm saying?
12:52🔗
Drew
What about, what's all with all this chaos that a whole family comes to live in your house?
12:56🔗
Caller
I think it was just one of my best friends. And then like, my parents, I don't know, it was.
13:02🔗
Adam
All right, hold on a second. We need to convene. This isn't a 14 year old voice. This is a six or seven or whatever. This is a four year old voice, so something's going on. You don't get this voice molested at 14. I mean, you don't get it the first time at 14 anyway. You get it at like six.
13:20🔗
Drew
That's basically how it happens. They just stop developing it. And our culture goes, oh, she's so cockatish. She's Marilyn Monroe like. That's a little girl voice. Sounds like a little girl.
14:03🔗
Adam
By the way, when I have kids, I'm going to train them. That's going to be their answer too.
14:09🔗
Adam
Yeah. No, he drinks socially. Socially. Socially is not an alcoholic. Recreationally. Recreationally sounds like he only drinks when he's boating, which seems like a bad plan.
14:35🔗
Caller
Oh, it's funny. I mean, nobody's ever hit me. I mean, I've got things on my hands that are not like beaten or anything.
15:21🔗
Adam
What's the, by the way, you know what this show turns out? Here's what the show really is. It's like when they put a seven-year-old on the stand and they're trying to get them to admit to preschool. There's my, can you point to the part of the dolly?
15:35🔗
Adam
Point to the dolly where the bad man touched you. Did he touch you in your private? Did he touch your Pepe?
15:56🔗
Caller
He likes to this place that's like, it's like somewhere in Saginaw and he's like a supervisor and like he does this like, he like welds and does pipes and stuff. I don't know.
16:19🔗
Drew
We're not gonna get into that. There's a rape in early adolescence. It sure wasn't like when you were 11, you were raped?
16:29🔗
Drew
All right, let's say it was, let's say it was eight, just for the sake of argument. Just so Drew can be right. Because that's what it said. I have a absolutely vivid sense that it's somewhere around there for you.
17:01🔗
Caller
We do it in like, in it like, it'll be working, like in there to come out and like, it just, it just knocks us out.
17:12🔗
Adam
Go ahead. I can tell cause it's turning me on. No. Oh, well, Drew, listen, I'm flesh and blood. At least I'm honest. I'm being honest. That's all. Hey, Laura, look, I don't care what he's doing when he's behind you. That's the least of my worries. I worry about you crapping out some kids. What are you using for protection?
18:16🔗
Adam
Don't get involved with abusive guys. Don't waste your time in college or junior college or any of that nonsense. Get a good job. Don't piss off your boss. Show up early. Get a job and fight to keep it. And number five, don't get pregnant. All right. As far as the sex goes, use some lube. Do whatever you want. What a disaster.
18:49🔗
Adam
Junior college is like these sort of, I don't know, some sort of lint trap. That losers get caught into and they can't escape. They just get into it and they never get out of it and six years goes by and they're-
19:02🔗
Drew
We had a long discussion last night about the fact that no one ever graduates junior college. They transfer out, they transfer to a four-year.
19:08🔗
Adam
It's just some sort of black hole filled with pot, hacky sack, and granola bars and peachy folders that losers fall into and there's no escape.
19:23🔗
Adam
Listen, if you're stupid, you shouldn't be going to college. Here's the thing, you want to know how to frustrate yourself? Try to do things that smart people do when you're stupid.
19:34🔗
Adam
Or do things you're no good at. Drew, you, my friend, build a house. You should be in a reggae band.
19:44🔗
Adam
And here's what our society is. Here's what we do in our society. We tell every kid, you should go to college, you should do this. And then we tell every other kid, you can do anything you want. You do anything you want. You do anything you want. What we should be telling kids is, no, you can't do anything you want. You can do about two or three things if you're lucky. Why don't you figure out what those things are? Better yet, we'll tell you what they are.
20:06🔗
Drew
They used to have aptitude testing. You're good at farming. We're going to take you and we're going to send you down to agriculture school. You're good at teaching people. We're going to give you a teacher's school. Remember that? Yes. That was like 50 years ago.
20:15🔗
Adam
Then you have a nice fulfilling life because you get to actually do things that you're good at. I know Dan's shaking his head. I know because Dan.
20:25🔗
Adam
Well, Dan would have been driving the Zamboni at the skating rink. There's nothing on the thing that says start a band where you cover feminist hippie songs from the 70s. No, I know and there's no radio loud mouth box on that aptitude test either. Don't get me wrong, but everyone goes to college, and if you ain't college material, you just float around for six years and waste everyone's time.
20:55🔗
Dan Finnerty
Who's going to learn a trade when they're 18 at McDonald's? I mean, that's my point.
21:02🔗
Adam
Now, here's the point. Somebody should have got hold of me and every guy I hung out with in high school at age 16 and said, you guys aren't going to Stanford and you're not going to Cal. You're going to need to make some money. How about we get in some pipe-fitting apprentice program or something and you guys learn how to fit pipes or frame buildings or pour slabs or do electrical work or fix carburetors? And then you get out of high school, you work, you know, some apprentice thing for a couple of years. Next thing you know, you're 21, you're making 18 bucks an hour and you can afford rent.
21:36🔗
Adam
What happens is, is you go to junior college, you float around for three years and your stepmom kicks you out of the garage and next thing you know, you're cleaning carpets for some a-hole in Van Nuys for four bucks an hour.
21:49🔗
Dan Finnerty
Or you become a 39-year-old dad who drinks just two beers a day with a little girl talking 18-year-old daughter.
22:00🔗
Adam
All right. So listen, everyone, find out what your calling is and do it. But again, it can't be rapper and movie star for all of you.
22:15🔗
Adam
This is what, you know what, I believe everyone secretly loves sports for this reason, because if you can't cut it, you're out. See, junior college is like a horrible basketball team that you can never be cut from. So you can always say, I'm on the team, even if you never play and you're never any good. Whereas in sports, it doesn't matter if, it doesn't matter if your dad owns the franchise, if you can't cut it, you're out. That's what people love about it.
22:51🔗
Adam
Anderson, you don't think, Anderson, you know, Drew can go urban on your ass if he has to, though. If he has to.
23:05🔗
Adam
Yeah. You know, what do you think? Yeah. Look, motherf**ker, I'm telling you, don't be a play hater, because when you tap her in the ass, you ain't gonna be interested in pistol fighting no more.
23:15🔗
Drew
And the digit is Dizzle, and in the hissy for chizzy is gonna be great on the QT for real.
23:20🔗
Adam
Yeah. Let me tell you what happened. We had the mics turned on during a commercial break, and Drew was giving me some advice of how to handle my b**ches.
23:28🔗
Drew
I'm telling you, n***a, that it would put you into the mode where you have no... No problem to get that freaky s**t going. 24-7 flowin semen here in your house. And you're hissy for chizzy.
23:38🔗
Adam
All right, Drew, easy. Easy now. He didn't know the mics were hot. I was having some lady proms. And Drew slips in sort of a street slang.
23:51🔗
Adam
He puts on the doctor voice when we're on the air. That's totally different, Drew, during the commercial breaks. All right. Oh, we need to hear a song. We need to take a break. What are we gonna do, Drew? Don't cuss. You just want to write your answer now? All right, Drew's upset now. Dan is here from the Dan Band. We'll hear something off the new live CD. When we come back, we'll also speak to John, who has a bi girlfriend that wants him to keep seeing women.
24:19🔗
Adam
Has a bi girlfriend that wants to keep seeing women. And he wants to know if he can join in. Let me just say hi to her for a second. John?
24:49🔗
Drew
But it's not, fortunately, not a bogus call, because a bogus call would have gone, oh yeah, he only wants me to join in. Right.
25:22🔗
Yeah, everybody!
25:23🔗
Adam
Woo! That's what I'm talking about. Dan Hereknife from the Dan Bam. The big special, Spielberg special. You know, let me tell you something about Spielberg. He doesn't know how to do crap. And I don't mean, doesn't know how to do anything.
25:42🔗
Adam
It's all gold. And not everyone can claim that. A lot of guys, big names, guys you know, but not everything is gold. Spielberg, gold. And why should TV be any different? So he's getting behind Dan and his band, who are going to be on Bravo tomorrow night at 11 o'clock. I'm going to set my TiVo for that.
26:04🔗
Adam
Oh yeah. How about that? Yeah, tomorrow on the second. That's right. And then Sunday on the fifth. So but you're not going to miss it. What you're going to do is you're going to watch it again.
26:14🔗
Dan Finnerty
Exactly. If you want to see it live, you can come down to Avalon here in LA on Friday.
26:33🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's a bitch and old like 20s, 30s art deco style. And they've done a lot of filming and stuff in there. A lot of movies.
26:47🔗
Adam
Didn't know that. We will get back to the phones and speak to, oops, wrong line, speak to John who's 21 and we'll hear something from the Dan band too. John?
27:01🔗
Adam
So John's 21, he has a bi girlfriend and she wants to keep seeing women. And she is not talking about a threesome, she's just talking about a twosome and you ain't in for some, right? That's just you? Right. Just her and the girl. Yeah.
27:21🔗
Caller
Okay. Well, it started, we started dating, first of all, I've known her forever, right? So she was my friend before she was my girlfriend, right? And I've known she's been bi forever, right? Yeah. But we started, we discussed a relationship, okay? We came to mutual agreements, but we started partying and when it-
27:44🔗
Adam
You know, okay? Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. What I'm going to have to ask you do right now. Okay. All right. Okay. For me right now, could you go ahead, reach your wall, go ahead and show me some ID right now. Okay. All right. All right. Now, what I'm going to also ask you do right now is to go ahead for me and to go ahead and get the registration out of the glove box. Okay. Right now. Do you know why I pulled you over? Okay. Right now. Because you failed to yield. Okay. Right now. Okay. Could you do that for me? What is that with cops? Just give out the goddamn ticket and get hit the road. And John, just start talking. I don't need to hear anything about, okay, right now. Okay. You guys dated and she's by and she remains, she remains by.
28:30🔗
Caller
We had a discussion after I noticed that at the parties, she started just started making out with girls.
28:46🔗
Drew
It's like you're having some sort of a business meeting. Well, we got together, we hashed out the agreement, and she agreed that she would not make out any longer in the party because right now we had this discussion. Come on. She's all over the place. She's not in this relationship. She's clearly been abused in some fashion. She can't handle intimacy. She's injecting chaos into your relationship. And by the way, by or not, she's in a monogamous relationship. What do you care whether she's with another woman, another man? The relationship is just sort of over as a monogamous entity.
29:18🔗
Drew
If it's not a relationship, that's fine. Then enjoy. But why is he calling a radio station then?
29:24🔗
Caller
Well, not necessarily that. She says it's a relationship and she says, I'm the only guy she'll ever want to be with. And you know, she cares about me.
29:36🔗
Caller
She wants to keep her girl's thing. She's like, you're treating me better than anybody ever has.
29:46🔗
Drew
Go read about borderline personality disorder. I think you'll see a lot of the qualities here.
29:54🔗
Adam
Let me tell you what goes on. I know we live in this fantasy world where, oh, she's super sexual, so that's why she likes the ladies and the gents. Now, she's chaotic, and I guarantee she was abused. This is the sad truth behind the super sexy, super sensual chicks who just, they can't, they can't, they love three guys or three women. Now, she was, she was abused. I'm sure she's a mess. She's chaotic, and she's going to drag you right into it. And you're not equipped to handle it.
30:30🔗
Adam
What I'm gonna have to ask you, do you do okay right now for me? Okay, so go ahead and step away from the relationship. Just go ahead and set the vagina down, son.
30:39🔗
Adam
Put your hands in your pocket. Just go ahead for me right now. Okay, okay, right now. Just step away from the relationship.
30:46🔗
Adam
Put your hands where I can see them, please, right now. Okay, interlock your fingers behind your head, son. Go ahead for me right now and just lie down.
30:56🔗
Drew
Yeah, she's an addict too. Usually this fits with the big time substance abuse. She doesn't do any substances?
31:17🔗
Drew
John, just so you know, for the sake of discussion, the only way someone like that ever gets over addiction is with daily active involvement in recovery with their sponsor, probably two meetings a day for at least the next five years. This is somebody who's a severe trauma survivor, had a near death, nearly died of addiction, and magically she's over that. There's no such person. It doesn't exist.
31:40🔗
Adam
John makes a pretty compelling point as to why she's not an addict anymore. Your heart stopped. Oh, I see. Oh, so she doesn't ever have a problem with drugs because it almost killed her? Like, oh, I see. I see. Yeah. All right, Drew. There you go. Listen, I know. We sound like a-holes and we get all preachy on every bun, and everyone's got the little girl voice, and everyone's abused and everything. This ain't a horny chick. This is an effed up chick. And John is too stupid to know what he's doing, and he's in way over his head and he doesn't understand. He thinks he's playing a kazoo, and he's got a harp, one of those huge ones too, like you see.
32:20🔗
Adam
And he's trying to get it in the car. It's not going to work. He doesn't know what he's got. John, get out.
32:26🔗
Adam
Get out before you get her pregnant. All right. All right. Just go find someone else who's effed up, all right? But less effed up. Okay right now? Okay.
32:47🔗
But you know what?
32:48🔗
Drew
Unless she's active involved in a program of recovery on a daily basis and you go to an Al-Anon program, then it can work out. But other than that, and by the way, the borderline, severe borderlines like that are always attracted to sociopaths. So if she's attracted to John.
33:00🔗
John.
33:11🔗
Yeah.
33:23🔗
Caller
Vacuums during the week. DJ during the weekend. My day job is a muffler. I work at a gas station.
33:43🔗
Okay, son.
33:45🔗
Adam
Step away from the vacuum, son. Okay, right now. Put the corner attachment down on the vacuum. Put the slinky hose down in the retracting cord. Step away from the upright. I'm a canister man myself. What happened to the canister, bro?
34:09🔗
Drew
Don't give the polar bear talk. Do not mention the polar bear. Do not talk about polar bears. I hate that when you talk about that.
34:27🔗
Adam
Okay, because we're not going to see each other ever again. And Drew and I are getting as full of each other. You know what I mean? Although I will see you on Bravo tomorrow night at 11, and then repeat it again Sunday on the 5th.
34:43🔗
Adam
Down the street. Formerly known as the Palace. A lot of movies there. Okay, here's the thing. You've been there. All right, here's the thing. If you want to figure out, and this is all we figured out from this show. If you want to figure out how polar bears act, how they interact, migration, feeding habits, mating habits, you study a hundred of them, and you're an expert on polar bears. You don't have to study every one of them. You need about ten of them, actually. And now you know everything there is to know about polar bears. People are the same way. They just don't want to admit it. We live in a society where everyone's an individual, and there's nobody created like you, and you're like a snowflake, and no two of you are alike. And by the way, I don't buy that with the snowflakes. I've seen snowflakes that look pretty damn close. Pretty damn close. So the point is, is everyone walks around going, I'm the only me. And of course, when you're the only you, then how can you take any advice from anybody? Because we don't know you. We didn't grow up with you. You're easy to figure out. Stupid people are even easier than polar bears. They're all the same. It's all the same thing. We live in this retarded society where everyone gets to cling. Everyone gets to cling to their own individuality and then they turn to have their personal relationship with Jesus Christ and all this other BS. Kiss my ass. You guys aren't even books. You're pamphlets. There's nothing to you. They see right through you. It's easy. If you want to run society, you just find the F'ed up people, put a few laws in place and figure it out. Someone needs to get to these people early and often, get them on birth control, get them some counseling for all their trauma, and then we can close down the prisons and we can close down the methadone clinics. But no, no one wants to think that way. Everyone's an individual. So we have, and by the way, does medicine work that way? If you're going to do bypass surgery, how do you know if the guy has three hearts? You don't know. He's an individual. Oh, you think his heart is in the upper left part of his chest, but it could be in his asshole. Because we're all different, Drew. Aren't we different?
36:57🔗
Adam
I'm the asshole individual. I can say whatever I want. It's just nonsense. People aren't any different physically. They're the same mentally as they are physically. You know how the body's laid out. You figure out how the brain's laid out. Everyone responds the same way to the same thing. Couple individuals that throw you through a loop every once in a while, but 99.99% of the populace all the same. That's all we're here to say. All right, let's hear a song.
37:27🔗
Drew
She's chaotic, and he's a salesman. Well, he at least admitted that she's a mess. He heard him say that.
37:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, all right, you ready? Yeah. All right, this is a little something from the Dan Band, and it's called, oh, Total Eclipse of the Heart. Yeah, the Dan Band, everybody. That song is like 10 minutes shorter than-
40:21🔗
Adam
Yeah. See, they claim to support the arts, but they bleep out the F-bomb and total eclipse it off.
40:27🔗
Adam
Thank you, Drew. All right, Dan is here from the Dan Band. We'll take a quick break and we'll be right back after this.
40:35🔗
Thank you for calling Loveline.
41:05🔗
Adam
We'll hear something else off the live CD. You can find the Dan Band, which of course, Dan leads on Bravo tomorrow night, 11 o'clock, and then again on Sunday. But don't kid yourself, don't do that thing where I don't have to catch it. Tomorrow night, I'll catch it on Sunday. Oh, no. No, you catch it tomorrow night.
41:35🔗
Dan Finnerty
The tour dates are up at thedanband.com. Adam and Drew. You might want to check it out.
42:03🔗
Adam
I thought they went the way of the Dodo, but I'm into that. I mean, you know what else? You know what else I'm into? I don't know if they have anymore. I should have stocked up. Tequiza.
42:29🔗
Adam
Right. See, here's the deal about, here's the thing. You know what it is? It's like what a smoothie is to a guy who thinks he's on a health kick, which is-
42:40🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's 44 ounces of frozen yogurt and orange juice. It has as many calories as six Big Macs. But you think, I didn't have the tuna melt. I had the caloric equivalent to an actual basket of fries at McDonald's. But it's a smoothie, it's a health shake.
43:03🔗
Adam
Yeah, strawberry on the cup. There were some sprouts growing at the place. Of course, I didn't get any of those, but they were near the stuff I ordered when the guy was scooping the ice cream out of the back of the thing. So that's what I'm saying is that Tequiza, let's face it, wine coolers taste better than beer. They're just yummy. They're carbonated. They taste like berries. You get a buzz. But as a dude, you don't look good holding a wine cooler. Tequiza, it looks like you're drinking a beer that had a floater of tequila in it or something.
43:39🔗
Adam
It is, but first off, everything that tastes good is just corn syrup. That's what it is. It's like, you go, oh, this iced tea tastes good. It thinks it aren't sweet and tastes like hell. That's how you know everything's sweet. Yeah.
44:04🔗
Adam
You see where it's going? Pow! Danielle's on the phone. So what do you think of that, Drew?
44:10🔗
Adam
I'm nobody's bitch. Danielle, and don't try to use that schoolyard psychology on me either because it always backfires. You know why? Because we're talking to a caller. Danielle? 16?
44:23🔗
What's up?
44:32🔗
Caller
Oh, yeah. And I actually called you guys and you guys convinced me to tell my mom. And I'm now wondering whether it depressed charges or not, because he actually seems like he's trying to obviously he said that he's sorry and all that good crap, but he's acting like he's trying to reform the family. He's trying to help out.
45:08🔗
Drew
Danielle, don't worry about him right now. Worry about yourself. You need to get some help with this horrible, horrible trauma.
45:16🔗
Caller
If I get counseling before I'm 18, I will have to report it and I really don't know if I should.
45:23🔗
Adam
What does your mom think about the whole thing? And by the way, she's calling from Florida, so this is, I think, just a misdemeanor. A molestation, you just get essentially a...
45:42🔗
Adam
And what is Florida? Is it a state or septic tank? Like, is all the crap just roll into Florida? Is that how it works?
46:01🔗
Adam
I don't even know. I didn't know there was a part of Florida. I just knew it was just Florida. There's Shaq's house, and then there's everywhere else. And that's where all the trash resides. So Danielle, you sound relatively intact for someone who's been through what you've been through.
46:20🔗
Adam
Which means you have a sort of good genetic, good constitution, and a good healthy sane streak in you.
46:30🔗
Adam
Well, we're picking it up on you for a second time, but that's not enough to overcome this horrible molestation.
46:38🔗
Drew
No, no. Worse. Yeah. Well, there's all kinds of horrible conflict. What's the matter with me tonight? Conflicted feelings develop as a result of being aroused by this and being you over. It's just a horrible feeling. It's very confusing.
46:59🔗
Caller
She says that she's going to divorce him once I leave the house in a year until I'm going to college.
47:03🔗
Adam
Okay. Listen, Danielle, here's the deal. Whatever respect or whatever favors you owe your dad left the first time he molested you, you owe him zero.
47:13🔗
Adam
He's owed lessons here. He's owed punishment at this point. You take care of yourself and nobody else with the possibility of me. Okay. That's it. It's done. And mom, when she heard about this, should have run to the police. No, no. Vomit should have came out of her nose. And then she should have ran to the police.
47:31🔗
Adam
That's right. So we know she was a molestation victim herself. That's another thing we know from studying polar bears. Dan's here from the Dan Band. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this. Hey everybody, what is up? I'll tell you what. Drew, you know what I'll tell you right now? This close?
48:35🔗
Drew
He's wild, he will drop trial. Watch out, this guy's a radio maven. He drops trial everywhere.
48:39🔗
Adam
731.31 after seven o'clock. The news, travel, and weather coming up top of the hour. We got Sylmar checking in at 58, Chatsworth checking in at 58, Rancho, Santo Margarita checking in 58 degrees, Glendale, 58, Burbank, 58, Encino checking in 58 degrees. I will drop trial.
49:04🔗
Adam
Watch out for brake lights, yeah. Sig alert, watch out. I got an argument with somebody about, here's, Dan is here by the way from the Dan Band. We're gonna hear something else off the CD. Big, big bravo premiere tomorrow night and then again on Sunday night. Oh, nobody, just Steven Spielberg. Put his considerable might behind the project. That's how big a fan he was.
49:31🔗
Adam
Here's the, here's the thing about, I got an argument with someone about traffic and I haven't harped on it for a while, but I can't stand these goddamn traffic reports. I think they're a waste of time and everyone is brainwashed into thinking that they need them and thinking that they've used them and that they want them. And here's, here's, here's the challenge I put out to everybody. How many traffic reports have you heard in your life on morning radio or better yet, just sitting at home in your kitchen watching the TV drinking a cup of coffee when the morning show on Channel 5 breaks away for sky traffic? First off, three quarters of the goddamn traffic reports you've heard, you've not been in a vehicle. So think about that before you realize, before you shout out that you can't do without them. Number one. Number two, how many traffic reports have actually impacted you where you said, aha, I'm getting off this freeway. I'm going to get, and by the way, if you're getting off the freeway, 10,000 cars are getting off the freeway in front of you.
50:36🔗
Adam
Yeah. Oh, the 405 is not moving. We'll hop on. We'll hop on Sepulveda. It'll be like the salt flats of Mojave. I'll go 400 miles an hour. No, that's a parking lot too. Traffic reports don't do anything for anybody, and yet we all buy into them, and all they do is waste our time. By the way, when's the last time you heard a traffic report that had something to do with you and the freeway or the street you take? It's always there.
51:02🔗
Drew
However, I called somebody today, and there's a website, like a Sigler website or something, and you can see the rate of flow on these various different freeways, and I determined my, I had to get to Culver City at five in the afternoon, determined my route based on the information that I see.
51:32🔗
Adam
Yeah. I was like when they get kind of jovial about something, it sounds horrible too. They go, watch out on the 118 overpass, nuclear armament truck collided with a moped. So that's going to be some slow going on there. It's like, wow, that sounds like carnage, by the way. But it is a total nother waste of time. And all I want is for morning shows just to admit they got nothing to say in the pussy. There's nothing to say and please could we stand up against these things.
52:03🔗
Dan Finnerty
The helicopter, it's expensive. Like that's a lot of money they're sinking into this crappy report.
52:08🔗
Adam
Yeah, but one helicopter works for 30 stations. That's the way it works. And so here's my challenge. Here's my challenge to you, who he who thinks they rely on these traffic reports. How many have you actually used? How much time have you actually saved versus the collective time five minutes a day times your entire life of hearing these worthless things that have nothing to do with you? That translates into years off of your life versus the 12 minutes you've saved over the last eight years. The one time you heard one that was had pertinent information in it. Thank you. Caller. Caller.
52:47🔗
Adam
And by the way, look out for brake lights on the 405. Slow and go. What are you even talking about you retards? Just get rid of the traffic report. No one wants to hear that. Get rid of the weather too. Nobody wants to hear that. The wrong. And we're in Southern California. Who gives a rat's ass? It's just all part of the bigger picture of people having nothing to say.
53:14🔗
Caller
Well, okay. After I orgasm with a female, I'm very happy. But when I orgasm, after I'm with a guy, I get very angry.
53:30🔗
Drew
All for an interpretation. Somebody did something to you awful when you were growing up and made you very sexual and confused. And you evoke, re-evoke some of those conflicted and traumatic feelings when you're actually with a guy.
54:02🔗
You're like a...
54:03🔗
Adam
You're a nerd whistle. Only nerds can hear you. Regular, cool people like me and Dan, we can't hear you.
54:09🔗
Drew
Well, if you guys, I'm just trying to talk to Chris. I don't really care about you guys.
54:25🔗
Adam
It's a good name for a band, too. That should be an expand side project. Uh-huh. He's got himself a side project, Nerd Whistle. He got together with Travis from Blink and a couple of guys from Radiohead. They knew him. Something called Nerd Whistle.
54:56🔗
Drew
Okay. And so that creates all kinds of awful feelings about men. And that's something you never... it wires into you. It's hard to get over that. It makes it very... Once you've been brutalized like that, it's very difficult to be sexual or to feel that sexual part of yourself. You seem to be able to do it with women. But men, you're attracted to men because part of that wiring is to be attracted to abusive guys having been abused.
55:42🔗
Adam
All right. Hold on a second, Drew. I've been wrong the last 27 times. I've made this declaration. I'm usually right about everything.
55:54🔗
Adam
OK, I feel it. And I feel I feel strongly this time. Asian or Jew, I I'm going to. It's got to be one or the other. Chris.
57:06🔗
Adam
He's labeled you goyum. He doesn't care. He doesn't care if your dad Kimball kindled the menorah every once that once in a blue moon. He's still he's still labeling you goyum material. Interesting, though, that is interesting. Never, never. Wow. I'm flabbergasted. All right. How about getting some? Counseling for this abuse you've had in the past.
57:42🔗
Drew
All right. Keep going. Go regular. It's gonna take a while to sort through this. In the meantime, I know you're attracted to people that are abusive, but try to stay with people that are good for you, that you care about, that you feel good about when you've been sexual. And I know it's hard for you. You have tons of conflicted feelings about sexuality. Just try to do that.
57:59🔗
Dan Finnerty
Did she say she's attracted to abusive guys now? Because maybe she's just hardwired to be a straight female, and she just isn't, you know... She was abused, so she's not responding well to sex.
58:18🔗
Drew
That's a lot of lesbians that way. A lot of gay men are that way, too. That sexual abuse sort of sets that all up.
58:25🔗
Adam
Hey, Chris, how about you slow it down a little bit and put the vagina on the top shelf?
58:34🔗
Drew
I'm just saying, do things that you actually like that make you feel good, not that make you feel bad. Very simple. Just take care of yourself and then do the therapy. You're going to need it for a while. Okay, thanks a lot. Okay.
58:43🔗
Adam
All right. Take care. And look, here's the thing, everybody. I think women have this luxury. They get confused and they start acting out and they got abused in the past. So, they just start sleeping with tons of guys. They're sleeping with tons of chicks or doing whatever. And they start spiraling down. And their self-esteem gets affected. And what they really need is something they're into that's totally outside of the bedroom.
59:17🔗
Adam
I would have loved to have gotten into one of those sex-driven shame spirals when I was like in my early 20s.
59:30🔗
Adam
We're forced to actually go do things where women can put out and kill five years easy just having, you know, drinking a tequila and getting in a three-way. It's easy.
59:54🔗
Drew
I'm just thinking about the many of the... What's Michelle, you may bring in on this one if you don't mind.
1:00:00🔗
Drew
I would say about every lesbian I've treated was brutalized by a male at some point in her life. The ones I treat, you know what I mean? I'm seeing a specific population. Is that common or is that a pretty small piece of the lesbian landscape?
1:00:13🔗
Adam
Let me just say this. Don't start crying. If you make her start crying, I'm going to get weird.
1:00:19🔗
I think a lot of them, yes, but not necessarily when they're young, like before 10.
1:00:25🔗
It might have happened in adult life. Later, even.
1:00:39🔗
Drew
Just sort of emotionally and sexually, both, I'd say. Not physically necessarily, but emotionally and sexually usually.
1:00:49🔗
Drew
We don't think, just like with gay men, we don't talk about how sexual trauma has sort of set that up. It's a little different with gay women, though. I agree with Michelle. It's more of like, enough.
1:01:10🔗
Adam
They're malleable sexually. They can be attracted to, you know, a totally straight woman could be totally attracted to a beautiful woman she works with if she, you know, is, is, has a good heart or she really digs her or she went to, you know, here's, here's the point. If there's an attractive chick that another chick worked with and that chick said she's having an art opening and the person went to it really dug her art, she could easily go down on her that night. Easily. Straight. Whereas a guy, guy doesn't do that.
1:01:45🔗
Adam
Yeah. But yeah, no, guy, guy wouldn't go like I wouldn't go to another guy's house and go, wow, you did that whole rebuild on that big block. Let me give you oral. Like all we want to do is punch him and take it from him. But we don't want to perform oral on him.
1:02:10🔗
Adam
Well, Drew calls it evolved. But I just call it more flexible. And so here's the thing. So if a woman was not treated right by man or men, or just got turned off to men, she could be with women. Whereas guys, all we want to do is kill hookers if the opposite happens. Well, it's sad, but that's what guys do. We don't have that flexibility. Like, my mom was kind of a bitch and she was neglectful. I'm going to start blowing guys. That's my thing. It's tougher to get us to go over. That's why women, by the way, can have a phase where they're just, yeah, I was with women for five years and now married and I have six kids.
1:03:09🔗
Adam
When did you know Drew was gay? Oh, I knew he was gay two weeks after I met him. Yeah. But grammar school.
1:03:34🔗
Adam
So you weren't made in the lab. You came out that way, right? You weren't created in the basement by weird old Uncle Lou.
1:03:54🔗
Adam
I call them, believe me. Try to kiss his ass. Believe you me. Send over a basket. Oh, really? Yeah.
1:04:31🔗
Caller
Well, I had my daughter almost a year ago. Right after I had her, maybe a couple months after I lost all six, she'll drive. Even now, I'm like, How long ago did you have her?
1:04:43🔗
A year ago?
1:04:54🔗
Drew
Okay, breastfeeding will shut you down. Just the hormonal changes of pregnancy will shut you down. The stress of dealing with a baby is not easy. Not liking, really, not feeling sexual because of your body changes affect this. This is a lot of stuff. Sometimes getting on birth control pill or getting on some hormones really helps kickstart things. So you should talk to your doctor about that.
1:05:25🔗
Drew
I don't think I'm ready yet. How dare you? Oh, no, that's a commitment. That's a commitment. Yeah.
1:05:37🔗
Caller
Well, the way I see it, my parents, I don't know who my real dad is, so I'd rather...
1:05:48🔗
Adam
No, because I'm going to be scraping you off the floor with a spatula, Drew. So, Suzy, you don't know who your real dad is?
1:05:55🔗
Drew
You're going to make sure that your child doesn't know who his dad is? It's funny how that works.
1:05:59🔗
Caller
Yeah, exactly. So I just want to be sure the person I'm going to marry, I'm going to be with her.
1:06:19🔗
Adam
So you're just, okay. Well, that's noble of you. And you're what we call old-fashioned. You don't hear that anymore. Young people so often today.
1:06:29🔗
Adam
I know. Today, you hear about the young kids, they're getting married, they're going to college, they're starting families after they're settled. But, and it breaks your heart. But once in a while, there's a, once in a while, someone like Suzy comes along and craps out a kid.
1:06:53🔗
Caller
Well, I didn't mean the high road, but I just, you know, made a decision and I said, this is the best thing for me right now in my life and am I gonna stick to it? Am I gonna take my guns? And I said, yeah, I'm gonna do it. And you know, I know I'm a statistic, but you know, at least I'm a good statistic, I guess.
1:07:11🔗
Drew
You know, God bless you. I just think if Adam and I decide to take the high road at 20, think about what that would've been like.
1:07:16🔗
Caller
Yeah, well, I have been taking birth control, though, so I think that might get better.
1:07:22🔗
Drew
Well, that may be shutting you down sexually, too. There's certain pills that make things worse. You gotta work with your doctor. Sometimes the ortho ever a patch. You're on the shot?
1:07:31🔗
Drew
That totally shuts you down. That's why you're having a problem. The shot, that's a typical side effect of the depo shot.
1:07:53🔗
Caller
Because, like I said before, my mom never married my dad for a reason and I don't want to marry somebody and then find out when she's 12, oh, that's not the person I wanna be with or him find out some more later on.
1:08:10🔗
Drew
And by the way, that's why things like, there's a sort of a value placed on commitment. You hang in with those relationships. Even when you say, I don't want to be with this guy, you hang in.
1:08:20🔗
Adam
That's fine, who cares? But Susie, your reason that you don't want to get married is because you don't want to make the mistake your mom made, which is not having a dad around.
1:08:32🔗
Caller
No, no, I just don't want to. Yeah, he's around. I mean, he's so proud of being a dad and all that stuff. I mean.
1:08:43🔗
Caller
Well, no, obviously, no, he hasn't. So, it's somewhat of the same situation happened with him, but it happened when he was younger and his dad left his mom. So, I think we're both sort of a different sections of the boat, I guess you could say, in the same canoe, different sections of the boat, I guess. I could make that metaphoric.
1:09:15🔗
Adam
Is it one of those fiberglass canoes or is it the one where the pelts are stretched over the wood frame?
1:09:35🔗
Drew
Susie, you sound so smart. Make some decisions on your own, okay? I will. All right. But make good ones. So don't make them based. Whenever you react to your family of origin, when you're reacting to it, it's going to be a bad decision. Whether you're reacting in a way, sort of like a robot and acting out the same thing that happened in your family of origin or going the exact 180-degree opposite to make sure it doesn't happen, you're still making bad choices and doing something that's going to have a profound effect on your child.
1:10:23🔗
Adam
Yeah. She's a metaphor pioneer, by the way. We're both on the starboard. Well, he's on the aft side of the...
1:10:36🔗
Adam
What you don't want to do is you don't want to count your paddles. Before yours hatch. All right. All right. Good. No more kids, though. Please. All right. Let's let's take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Savannah. Does... What is that?
1:10:57🔗
Adam
Oh, birth control. It's not that I couldn't read birth control. It's just a BCF. It's like, boy, we have weird designations here. It's like porn. Double DPs and stuff like that.
1:11:11🔗
Adam
ADPs, yeah. Does birth control affect the ability to have orgasm? She's having trouble. Yeah, I want to talk to her. Just lost virginity. How long before the sex stops hurting? Starting taking, started taking steroids, the balls shrank.
1:11:35🔗
Adam
I don't want to put muscle on, but I am interested in shrinking my sack. So for that reason, I might get on the juice.
1:11:48🔗
Adam
That saddens me, Drew. You know, we were at a wedding a few weeks back and we were trying, I thought we were having a good time. I thought we were.
1:11:58🔗
Adam
We were eating. I think we were high was the problem. And Drew made a joke at the table by saying Adam had scrotoplasty. And because I'm a great improvisational comedian, I went along with it and I just explained to the table that I had a little asymmetry in the sack and that one ball hung a little closer to terra firma than the other one. And the problem was, the reason I had the repeated surgeries, is I had the ball lift, but they brought it up to high. Which of course now gave me the same problem with the other nut. And that one got raised and they pulled that up to high.
1:12:35🔗
Drew
And we started talking about straightening out the dartos tunic and ironing out the wrinkles.
1:12:39🔗
Adam
Right, and Jimmy yelled, I knew it. And then he made this proclamation, if there's anyone I know who would undergo scrotal plastic surgery would be Adam Corolla. And that's when it stopped us. It stopped being funny.
1:13:02🔗
Adam
I was like, anyone you know to have scrotal surgery would be me. He who does almost no physical maintenance whatsoever.
1:13:23🔗
Adam
You felt it. We'll take ourselves a little break dance here from Dan Bandai. Here's something else off the new CD, something you might hear on Tomorrow Night's Bravo special, perhaps. Take a quick break. Be right back after this.
1:13:58🔗
Adam
Hello, kiddies. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1, or Dan is here from the Dan Band. CD is out. CD is live, and you can find him on Bravo tomorrow night, 11 o'clock, doing a live concert. Spielberg, Steven Spielberg presents, Mick G. Was he, he directed the show?
1:14:28🔗
Dan Finnerty
Yeah, you know, no, he did a lot. He helped come up with the set. We kind of like the set, because we do the show every other Friday at Avalon here in LA. It's just the basic Avalon black box set, but Mick G. Mick Gified the set. It looks like Vegas threw up on it.
1:14:52🔗
Dan Finnerty
Shot it like six months ago. So, it's just been, you know, waiting to be born. Tomorrow's the birthing.
1:15:16🔗
Adam
A little too much of the Tutski? Hey, let me tell you something about the 80s. First off, everyone did it, okay? Everyone did it. And number two, when you're going to med school and you're sometimes pulling 20-hour shifts.
1:15:32🔗
Adam
And interning and all internships and all that kind of stuff. I mean, it's just... And they didn't know it was bad for you back then. You know what I mean?
1:15:47🔗
Adam
That's right. Eric, Drew, we're cool. You don't have to sell me. You're 19. What's up?
1:15:55🔗
Caller
Well, the thing is, me and my girlfriend were very sexually open, right? And we tried having anal intercourse about two times, but both of them were very horrific experiences for her because the second I put myself in, not even like just my head went in and that made her cry on both occasions because the first time she was like, yeah, okay, let's try it. And then that happened. And it's like a couple of months later.
1:16:28🔗
I'm a big boy.
1:16:29🔗
Drew
Eric, okay, so that's it. That's going to be her experience every time. That's it. Just give it time? Yeah, that's not going to work for her.
1:16:41🔗
Caller
Well, I pretty much figure that, but she wants to and I want to, but she doesn't want to. I want to, yeah, I mean, I want to, but she says she's down to do it, but she's just scared that it hurts.
1:17:03🔗
Drew
That's harmful to her. Not just hurting, her body's telling her that there's trauma going onto the tissue down there.
1:17:08🔗
Adam
Let me explain something to all stupid guys listening to the show, and that's all of you. Here's the thing. You cannot, okay, here's what I've had an ass full of in the society.
1:17:21🔗
Adam
I've had an ass full of having an ass full. People want, people have an agenda, whether it's anal sex or some business decision. People have an agenda. And what they do is they just sort of make themselves.
1:17:44🔗
Adam
Right. What she is saying is, is I wish I could do this, but I can't because it's painful and I don't want to do it.
1:18:19🔗
Adam
I remember when my dad got me my first butt plug. Let me explain something and that's out of context. Let me explain something with the lube. Your lube window has slammed shut and been painted closed. That lube window was anal sex round number two. If you're not smart enough to bust out the lube in that particular case, you don't deserve a third chance, my friend.
1:18:53🔗
Drew
You can cause hemorrhoids, tears, fissures, abscesses, fistulas, and prolapse. They're basically a tear. It's a sort of eroded area down the side of it. The anus is an area that gets tons of pathology, particularly women as they age anyway. You do stuff like that to her when she's young, it's going to be a long life.
1:19:20🔗
Adam
You only get one crack at anus. Here's the thing. If you try anal sex one time and your girlie ain't into it and she's good enough to go ahead and sign up for second tour in anus numb, you better show up with a big bucket of Coke and a bunch of anusol and a big tub of water soluble goo and like 30 condoms and a candle and a like box set of Sex and the City. Don't just show up for one more dry run and then then be befuddled when it doesn't feel good for a second time. Expect you get a third time. She wishes she could... No no she's just she's just trying to shut you up.
1:20:14🔗
Drew
Leave her alone. This is back to the idea of anybody should be able to do anything. If we could just find the right technique.
1:21:17🔗
Yes.
1:21:20🔗
I am curious because I went to my nurse practitioner and I asked her because when I have I'm on the breath control pill I have a harder time orgasming and she said she had never heard of that and I was wondering if Dr. Drew had heard of that.
1:21:33🔗
Drew
It's actually rather common. It's actually rather common. It can affect orgasm function and libido or sex drive. When the estrogen passes through the liver it changes the level of something called sex hormone binding globulin so that determines how much sex hormone is free and available in your blood basically both testosterone and estrogen and then that's what that estrogen does that to some women not all. It's why the patch sometime is better in terms of avoiding the side effect.
1:22:09🔗
Drew
Right into your skin. So it doesn't go from your gut to your liver. Everything from your gut goes right to your liver before it gets into your bloodstream.
1:22:17🔗
Adam
First pass. And then what about stuff that's in your blood? Does that get to your liver?
1:22:22🔗
Drew
It gets slowly metabolized but it's not getting all in there all at once out of the gut.
1:22:27🔗
Drew
Yeah, it's diluted and it sees it slowly and it's metabolized through there but it's not this big load that affects, again, circulating sex hormone binding glabula.
1:22:36🔗
Drew
And the liver is where all these proteins and things that circulate in your blood are manufactured. And so the adjustments are made by the liver based on what it's sort of seeing.
1:22:54🔗
Drew
No, that... No, because with alcohol it's not so much about... It's what's circulating in your blood.
1:23:02🔗
Drew
I'm afraid not, it's all about the same. We should invent that, though. Savannah, here's the deal. That's one... Again, because women are so different...
1:23:10🔗
Drew
But go ahead. But women are so different, diverse. Some women have only increased libido from estrogen, and some women are shut down by the progesterone, which is the more androgenizing or male hormone effects of the female sex hormones. And other women get aroused by the progesterone. So it's all... Women are all over the place.
1:23:28🔗
Drew
So you have to work with your... Try the patch first, then maybe the more progesterone dominant pills or vice versa. If you're on a mini pill now, get on something with some more estrogen. If that doesn't work, then you try the patch.
1:23:39🔗
Yeah, I've tried the tricyclin and the mono. So I'll go on the patch. Thank you so much.
1:23:56🔗
Caller
Lexapro before, with the blood, with the blood and the orgasm. And then I got off it and I was just on the straight Lexapro and I had no problem at all.
1:24:05🔗
Drew
Well, Lexapro and all the serotonin reuptake inhibitors definitely affect orgasm and libido. So that may be part of the problem.
1:24:21🔗
Adam
All right, now I'm bored. 10 seconds ago I went to talk to her, but now I'm bored again. Time for a break.
1:24:46🔗
Adam
No. Okay to expose new baby to grandpa molestation issues. Uh-oh. Here's a nice one. Found incense, incense, incense, incest porn in dad's cabinet. How do you explain that one away, by the way? You know what I mean?
1:25:08🔗
Adam
Here's the deal. If I found weird incest porn, my dad, I would just hire a hobo to kill him. And it would be good for him too. You know what I mean? Dive with a little dignity, with no embarrassment for the family, no shame. Drifter coming through town.
1:25:39🔗
Adam
Hobos free. All right. We will. But not it. But by the way, not bums or street urchin drug addicts. Hobos.
1:25:58🔗
Adam
You're going to need to know the words to King of the Road. Trailer for Sailor. At least half that song. Otherwise, no official hobo. And yeah, yeah. Hole in the bottom of the shoe. And also you will have had to have cooked your shoe at one point.
1:26:36🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody. Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Drew. Dan's here from the Dan Band. Dr. Drew gave me a peanut M&M. Peanut M&Ms are so much better than regular M&Ms. I get angry at people that buy regular M&Ms.
1:27:09🔗
Adam
Hold on, Dan. And by the way, it's good that you brought this up at the end of the show. Because if you would have brought this up at the beginning of the show.
1:27:20🔗
Dan Finnerty
I mean, do you like nothing worse than a nice muffin with a nut in it or a brownie? It kills the brownie.
1:27:32🔗
Dan Finnerty
Yeah. No, it throws your tooth off. Your tooth gets used to a certain texture of crunch in the brownie. No crunch at all, just a nice soft gummy chew. And then you get hurt with a nut.
1:28:07🔗
Adam
Now, wait a second. Let me just see where we're at here in the nut department. Macadamia nuts. What do you think?
1:28:18🔗
Dan Finnerty
I like almonds. Like on the plane where they give you the warm nuts. That's good, but I always toss the walnuts over to my lady.
1:28:46🔗
Adam
Yeah, here's the thing. Drew, you and I are turning into like old post-menopausal rich broads, I mean, lovey from Gila Tana. I flew, I fly first class because.
1:29:07🔗
Adam
Corolla. No, because I force people to fly me first class cause it's like, look, you want me to come out to wherever and do whatever, you got to float me in first class ticket.
1:29:18🔗
Adam
That's right. That's right. And besides, I want to slum it back there with the, you know, the working people. There's my pick up Hep C or maybe just a bad habit.
1:29:32🔗
Adam
All right. All right. I fly first class. And one of the best things about flying first class, if you're flying American, is that hot cup of nuts. Oh, the only thing better than a nut is a hot nut. I'll tell you what, that is awesome. And lately, and I just noticed it the last time I came back from New York, they started filling it out with soybeans. They basically took the whole bottom of this nut thing and they packed it with these horrible soybeans. And then they just put the nice nuts at the top.
1:29:58🔗
Drew
And they no longer have the big carafe. Yeah, that's fillet. What the hell's going on?
1:30:03🔗
Adam
Listen, here's the deal. First class ticket in New York is like 3,300 bucks. Coach, 285 bucks. Go ahead and give me my $2 worth of nuts, you cheap sons of bitches.
1:30:16🔗
Dan Finnerty
Or it's, you know, bring your own nuts. Just keep them in your pocket. They get warm.
1:30:19🔗
Adam
I'm not packing my own nuts for a $3,300 ticket that I didn't pay for, but I can still like outrage about it. No, I mean, that's the whole thing. The difference between first class and coach is like two grand. It's not twice as much. It's 10 times as much. I want my hot nuts. Oh, Drew.
1:30:37🔗
Drew
Yeah. Oh no, I'm not flying with you. The captain has to come out. Oh, yes. Oh, Mr. Corolla has a missy fit. Watch out, especially over nuts. Strangely enough.
1:30:47🔗
Adam
I made the captain actually came out on a Northwest flight once and I made him sift through my Fiesta mix and pull out the smoked almonds. Remember that, Drew?
1:31:02🔗
Adam
Get me off. I don't want anyone watching that Bravo special. Tomorrow at 11 p.m. at Bravo, Steven Spielberg presents McGee Directs. Or Sunday night when they repeat the same excellent programming.
1:31:24🔗
Adam
No, who wants some? How about some nice smoked brisket or something? Some beef, some smoked meat.
1:31:35🔗
Adam
Well, wherever you're from, go back. And don't have any kids. I need a bunch of non-smoked almond, regular M&M eaten beasts running around this planet. I've got enough problem with you.
1:32:17🔗
Drew
Yeah, there is a medication coming out in about a year. It's within the year, I'd say probably. It's sort of an ultra short acting serotonin reuptake, actually a little different serotonin transport medication. It really will triple or quadruple your time. So I know if you're only a minute or two, you can go four minutes, five minutes, six minutes. That's a big change. And this medication looks very good and very safe. So, and this stuff, this problem you have is biological. It's not like, I mean, maybe after 10 years of intensive therapy, something will change. You can't afford that.
1:32:54🔗
Drew
Whatever it is, you're wired up that way. And it takes quite a bit to undo it. And this medication looks very effective.
1:33:09🔗
Adam
Tell Dan I'd like to take his kids away and get them in some sort of nut rehab program.
1:33:55🔗
Adam
Well, Dan may or may not be back, depending on what it, you know. Look, if he tells me that his mother was killed by a blue diamond almond truck or something, I might give him a pass. But anything short of that, we'll take a break. We'll be back after this. All right, guys, here's the deal.
1:34:52🔗
Adam
See everyone else, everyone else at the Avalon is going to be seeing a guy rocking out, singing chick songs. I'm going to be seeing a guy who hates smoked almonds up there. That's all I'm going to be seeing.
1:35:25🔗
Adam
I'm going to do carrot cake. I'm going to be big with you. I'm going Friday night. Bravo. Tomorrow night, 11 o'clock. And then again on Sunday night. And until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:35:48🔗
Adam
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