Tuesday, May 31, 2005

0:57🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

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1:13🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17🔗 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.

1:32🔗 Drew I'm sure it'd interrupt our discussion. I'm sort of upset.

1:34🔗 Adam I know. Drew, I got a couple of things to say. First off, I had that horrible thing happen where I had the phone on the charger all evening, except for it was a little bit askew.

1:46🔗 Drew It didn't get in. It didn't get charged.

1:48🔗 Adam It didn't get charged, although it snaps into place. It just snaps in a little bit wrong. And so you think you got a five-hour charge on a thing, and then as soon as you get in your car, you flip it open, and you get the power, and it's done. And by the way, I feel naked. Yeah. Ripped and naked. Number two, it shouldn't go into the charger unless it's charging.

2:07🔗 Drew No.

2:07🔗 Adam There's a lot of like, it snaps in, it feels the same, except for one ski is a quarter inch high, and it ain't charging.

2:13🔗 Drew I got the one that...

2:16🔗 All right, this is Adam. Please leave a message.

2:18🔗 Drew I got the car one that hooks in, and it has to, sometimes it'll just say, unable to charge.

2:23🔗 Right.

2:23🔗 Drew Give you no other notification that you're not in.

2:25🔗 Adam Yeah. How does that work with the car charging one, too? Because I found that it only charges when the key is turned on.

2:33🔗 Drew Certain cars.

2:34🔗 Adam Yeah, I think I got that car.

2:35🔗 Drew Not my car, yeah.

2:36🔗 Adam That's right. And by the way, you know what happened to me the other day speaking of cars and keys? I had that thing where it was a hot day and I was a passenger in someone else's car and we went somewhere and we got out of the car and he immediately pulled the keys out and got out and I had to do that. My window is only half up thing and he had to get back in and put the keys in and turn it to the on position so I could roll my window back up. What would be the harm in letting you be able to operate things for 30 seconds? And I know half the cars out there have that. What would be the harm in just having them all do that?

3:08🔗 Drew Or just why even cut that off at all?

3:10🔗 Adam Yeah, go ahead. Let the kid listen to the radio when the keys are out. Yeah? Yeah. I understand they don't want you running down the battery, or I don't know if it's security. I don't know what it is, but how about let us get in the windows up and down?

3:24🔗 Drew For 10 minutes after you get in the car anyway. Two minutes.

3:27🔗 Adam Ten seconds would be fine. He pulls the keys out and then you got to put it back in and turn again so you can finish getting the window up.

3:32🔗 Drew You know Windows Up button on the key chain. Yeah.

3:36🔗 Adam That would work when the key is out of the ignition.

3:39🔗 Drew All right.

3:39🔗 That's good, Drew.

3:40🔗 Adam What's up there buddy boy?

3:42🔗 Drew Not much.

3:42🔗 Adam You ready to rock?

3:43🔗 Drew Oh, we lost a call.

3:45🔗 Yeah, that's all right.

3:46🔗 Drew Damn.

3:46🔗 You waxing on.

3:48🔗 Adam Let's talk to Stephanie who's 18. Stephanie?

3:52🔗 Hey guys.

3:53🔗 Adam Hey, what's happening?

3:55🔗 Nothing much. How are you guys tonight?

3:57🔗 Adam Doing great.

3:58🔗 That's good. Before I give all props to Dr. Drew, I just want to say Adam, you are the best. I could listen to your stories just about your tac crows to your children.

4:09🔗 Shut up.

4:10🔗 Adam Wow.

4:11🔗 Really. Thank you.

4:12🔗 You're hilarious.

4:13🔗 Adam Wow. I'm going to tell a story tonight. I'm going to make a note to tell some kind of story.

4:18🔗 I got stories.

4:20🔗 Yeah.

4:21🔗 Adam My tac crows. Let me tell you. It's going to be big.

4:25🔗 Drew I was at the Metropolitan Museum last week in New York, and there's a picture of one of the heirs, the Spanish crowd or something. And it's a child, and he's got a crow on a leash.

4:35🔗 Adam Oh, really?

4:37🔗 Drew And the ability. The art historians all go, oh, it means something about the future. I thought, no, no. They probably figured out this is probably a toy. It's probably a pet.

4:45🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, boy. I'd like to get into falconry, too. You have that big leather glove. Yeah. Oh, yeah. With those blinders on the thing. What's happening, Stephanie?

4:57🔗 Well, I called really to say thanks to you, Dr. Drew, because my mom, she's been battling with addiction to painkillers, like, throughout my entire life. And a few months ago, I bought your book. And really, coupled with listening to the show and reading your book, it just helped me gain so much insight and information on addiction. And as of late, she began abusing painkillers heavily again.

5:23🔗 And it became apparent she needed treatment.

5:26🔗 So really, for like the first time in my life, I was able to confront her and tell her how I felt about it.

5:33🔗 Drew Wow, Stephanie, that's a big deal. That's huge.

5:35🔗 Yeah, it really was. I wasn't able. I wasn't strong enough, really, to do it before. It was always really emotional for me. And I was able to do it, like last week.

5:46🔗 Adam It's too bad she's high as a kite and doesn't remember anything.

5:49🔗 Drew It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what happened to the mom experience. The fact that Stephanie was capable of separating to the point of being able to assert herself like this.

5:56🔗 Adam But she actually thought she was being confronted by the hamper.

5:59🔗 There was that crow out of it.

6:01🔗 Drew Could have thought it was a crow. But Stephanie, that's fantastic. Thank you. It's a very high compliment. Was that the book Cracked you're talking about?

6:07🔗 Yes, it was. And she wanted to hack it out and everything on her own. And just from everything I learned from you, I knew she and told her that she had to go into a structure environment and take control of it the right way. So she tried to avoid it. But I confronted her again today and today she agreed. And I drove her to rehab this afternoon.

6:24🔗 Drew Wow. That's a big deal. Now here's the rest of your job now. Go to the family component of treatment and get an Al-Anon sponsor and you'll be on your way.

6:33🔗 Adam So the treatment center has a family side.

6:36🔗 Drew There'll be a family component of the treatment for sure. And just participate in that. Get an Al-Anon sponsor and you will keep growing. It's great.

6:43🔗 Adam I'm picturing sofas covered in the big corduroy at those at those centers.

6:50🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:50🔗 Adam Family. There's something weird about those. The treatment center furniture.

6:55🔗 Drew Yeah, it's all sort of institutional furniture.

6:58🔗 Adam Yeah, but it's a step up from prison furniture.

7:00🔗 Drew It's a little weird about it. Wood, the chairs with the sort of the arm that becomes part of the base of the chair.

7:07🔗 Adam Yeah, the carpet's a step up from the outdoor carpet. It's outdoor carpet, but it's blue.

7:12🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

7:13🔗 Adam And it's got a weird smell to it.

7:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

7:16🔗 Adam And then you see stuff like stashed away, like building blocks and Play-Doh, and you think, I've never seen kids actually touch that stuff, but yet there it is.

7:25🔗 Drew It's the chairs are all like this.

7:26🔗 Adam Coffee table. Yeah.

7:28🔗 Drew This is the arm of the chair.

7:29🔗 Adam It's drawing the chair. But don't they all have the same smell too?

7:33🔗 Drew Yeah, cigarettes. Cigarettes and coffee.

7:35🔗 Adam Were they all built in the exact same year?

7:38🔗 Yeah.

7:39🔗 Yeah.

7:41🔗 Drew They're furnished in the same year, anyway. Yeah.

7:44🔗 All right.

7:45🔗 Drew Look how I drew. Isn't that good?

7:46🔗 Adam Yeah, I drew.

7:47🔗 That's awesome.

7:48🔗 Adam Nothing you drew. Are you ready to rock?

7:50🔗 Drew Yeah.

7:51🔗 Adam Let's talk to...

7:51🔗 Drew Thank you, Stephanie.

7:52🔗 Adam Let's talk to Jean, who's 19. Jean?

7:56🔗 Hello.

7:57🔗 Adam Yeah.

7:58🔗 Oh, how we going?

7:59🔗 Adam I don't know. Let me tell you something I thought was funny.

8:02🔗 Drew Jean is not 19.

8:04🔗 Adam You think she's like 12?

8:05🔗 Drew I think it's a boy. It's a male. Oh, it's a girl. I see. Okay, got it.

8:09🔗 Adam Jean the chick.

8:10🔗 Drew God. I was thinking it was a male. That's why it didn't sound 19 to me. What are we going to say? What?

8:15🔗 Adam I was going to say something, but you know what else I just thought of? You know what I like to do? I like to play a game where you took all the genes and you took the names that were ambiguous. I mean, would go male or female.

8:28🔗 Drew Right.

8:28🔗 Adam And what do you think? More female genes, more male genes? Male genes.

8:32🔗 Drew But the most of the male genes spell it, I bet G-E-N-E.

8:35🔗 Adam Well, don't worry about how it's spelled. I'm just saying the word gene.

8:38🔗 Drew More male genes.

8:39🔗 Adam All right. What about terries? Ooh.

8:42🔗 Drew That's a hard one.

8:43🔗 Adam See, this is why the game gets tough.

8:44🔗 Drew Yeah, I think more female terries.

8:45🔗 Adam Do wager at all on terries?

8:46🔗 Drew If you go like a 16, 17 year old.

8:48🔗 Adam More walking the planet as we speak. Female?

8:52🔗 Drew Really?

8:53🔗 Adam I have no idea. But that's why you gotta play the game, Drew.

8:56🔗 Drew Play the game. I wanna play. I wanna know. What's the answer?

8:59🔗 Adam All you gotta do is ask engineer Chris and in four short days you'll have a non-answer. Gene?

9:06🔗 Hello?

9:07🔗 Adam Four days later, engineer Chris will be like, there's more Larry's that are male? I don't know. He said Terry. What about Chris? Hold on. What about Chris? There you go. What about Chris?

9:17🔗 Drew Males.

9:18🔗 Adam Males?

9:19🔗 Drew Christopher.

9:20🔗 Adam Yeah. There are a fair amount of Chris chicks.

9:22🔗 Drew There are, but they're mostly Christine's or Christine's.

9:24🔗 Adam I'm counting the Christine's.

9:25🔗 Drew Yeah.

9:27🔗 Adam Jean?

9:28🔗 Yes.

9:29🔗 Adam All right. What's up?

9:30🔗 Okay. I have a question. Well, not recently, but I have had what I can only think to describe as a female wet dream. I've had really intense orgasms in my sleep while I've had dreams about having sex.

9:46🔗 Drew Right.

9:46🔗 And I'm not really sure. I was just wondering what that is.

9:50🔗 Drew That's a wet dream.

9:52🔗 Yeah, not be touching myself or anything like that. I'll just have these really intense orgasms in my sleep.

9:57🔗 Drew Right. That's normal.

9:59🔗 Yeah, but I'm just wondering what that is.

10:01🔗 Drew That's a wet dream. That's a wet dream. That's a nocturnal dream. That's a nocturnal emission. That's a wet dream. Women have those too.

10:08🔗 Is that just like basically me just getting so excited in my sleep that I have an orgasm?

10:13🔗 Drew Basically, it's the way of your body just sort of spontaneously discharging itself. The males have a plumbing issue. This stuff has to come out at a certain point. And so it will come out. And women, they can be sort of charged up enough that this can happen spontaneously, some women, not all of them.

10:28🔗 Because the orgasms have been more intense than most that I have ever had.

10:32🔗 Adam In your sleep?

10:34🔗 I mean, it's pretty cool. I'm definitely lucky that I can have it.

10:37🔗 Drew Yeah.

10:38🔗 Adam Do you have a boyfriend?

10:39🔗 I do.

10:41🔗 Adam And you have orgasms?

10:42🔗 Honestly, almost every single time we have sex.

10:45🔗 Drew You have orgasm?

10:46🔗 Yes.

10:47🔗 Okay. You're good.

10:48🔗 Drew You're just, you're just, you're just wired that way.

10:51🔗 Adam What's going on, Jean? You working?

10:53🔗 Yes, I am. I have a couple of jobs. Actually, I just quit one of my jobs, which I'm very happy about, which is, I was working at a car dealership as a receptionist.

11:04🔗 Adam Yeah. All car, all guy, all salesmen at car dealerships are dicey.

11:08🔗 They're just weird. Car dealership is some of the weirdest places ever in the world.

11:13🔗 Drew Now, are you the cashier or lack, or you go in when you go in at the service department at the end and present your bill?

11:19🔗 I used to do that, but where I was more of a receptionist by the end.

11:23🔗 Adam Did you guys have this clear vacuum tubes where you send the invoices through the tube and it goes all the way across the thing and pops out down at the mechanic's bank?

11:33🔗 Definitely not, but that'd be pretty cool.

11:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Do you have those?

11:38🔗 No, but I know they have them at banks.

11:40🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Well, my dream is to get a job at one of those places that actually has one of those. I would just be sending things back. I'd put the stapler in there.

11:49🔗 Drew Whatever, anything.

11:50🔗 Adam I'd defecate in the tube, send a dookie across the showroom floor.

11:54🔗 Drew Snapshot.

11:57🔗 Adam I would just, just anything someone wanted like, hey, Fred, you want some coffee? Yeah, let me put it in the tube. I'll put it in the tube. The coffee maker's right here. That's going in the tube. It spills all, that's going in the tube. I would just send stuff back and forth. My paycheck, I would insist they put in the tube and send to me. Nothing better than that vacuum tube.

12:19🔗 You know what I like?

12:20🔗 Adam You know in houses, they got that centralized vacuum? That thing's a waste of time.

12:25🔗 Drew Really, why?

12:26🔗 Adam Who needs it?

12:28🔗 Drew Yeah, good point.

12:29🔗 Adam But, I'll tell you what isn't a waste of time. In kitchens, in nice houses, in kitchens, where the little toe kick area is, there's a little vacuum. So, you sweep up the kitchen, and instead of getting down with the dust pan, kick this thing open, brush it right into it, sucks it right out.

12:46🔗 Nice.

12:47🔗 Adam Little flap, like a mail slot where the toe kick is.

12:49🔗 Drew Remember where the kitchens of the future had everything on the counter? Put your blender, screw it into the counter top.

12:56🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, that never did work out.

12:58🔗 Drew No.

12:59🔗 Adam No, one of my houses had a toaster, when I bought it, it had a toaster that was built in to the wall. You'd pull the thing out.

13:07🔗 Drew Now, here's the assumption of all that kind of crap. These things, never gonna break.

13:12🔗 Adam Never gonna break.

13:12🔗 Never, ever.

13:14🔗 Adam But here was the whole thing about the toaster that went into the pocket in the wall. It had like a little dog house. You'd pull it and come out, you'd make your toast and you slide it back in. First off, my toaster is six inches by nine inches. What am I doing? Tripping over it every morning when I walk into the kitchen.

13:30🔗 Drew That's so ugly too.

13:33🔗 Adam I got like 700 board feet of counter space. I could have eight toasters. I wouldn't care. I like the way it looks. It smells nice. It's shiny. I can see my reflection. So A, you're operating under the assumption that I'm stepping into the toaster every night when I'm getting a glass of milk. Number one. Number two, this thing was funny because it went back into the wall and it was only about two inches underneath the cabinet. Oh, no. Here's the thing that was funny. You could put in it when it came out, it didn't get further than the upper cabinet. So the bread would come in, go in because you could flex it and slide it in. But when it actually made toast, it would pop up and hit the thing. You'd have to snap it to get it out.

14:14🔗 Drew That's great. That's the space.

14:16🔗 Adam Talk about time saver.

14:18🔗 Drew Remember, the kitchen was heading towards some sort of window that would present us with our food.

14:22🔗 Adam Yeah. My dad's house had one of those blenders that was built in to the countertop. It had a little knob.

14:31🔗 Drew Is that the house you're redoing now?

14:32🔗 Adam Yes.

14:32🔗 Drew It still has that?

14:33🔗 Adam Yeah. Which, of course, the knob busts off, and then you have to hit it with five scripts. But what are you doing? Are you blending every day?

14:42🔗 Drew The blender's never going to change, never going to break, never going to make a piece of equipment like this.

14:45🔗 Adam Yeah. You break the thing, it never works again. All right. You write it, and then all the hamps and my sister gets her hair caught in it. Keith?

14:53🔗 Yeah.

14:54🔗 Adam You're 20?

14:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

14:56🔗 Adam What's up?

14:57🔗 Caller Okay, guys, I got a huge problem and I need your help on this.

15:02🔗 Drew Here we go.

15:03🔗 Caller When I'm sleeping with my girlfriend, right?

15:05🔗 I can't finish.

15:08🔗 Drew Right.

15:09🔗 Caller Like I just can't do it. I don't know what it is. I've done it before with other girls, but this girl, I can't.

15:15🔗 Drew How long you been with this girl?

15:16🔗 Adam Smells bogus from here.

15:17🔗 Caller Been here like eight months.

15:19🔗 Drew He smells anxious, that's for sure. Are you real nervous about this one for some reason?

15:26🔗 Caller I don't think I'm nervous. I mean, we're going to be getting married and all that.

15:29🔗 Drew So, I don't know what to be nervous about. Hasn't done that much writing on this relationship or anything. So what's the big deal?

15:34🔗 Adam Why are you getting married?

15:36🔗 Caller Oh, cause this chick, she's amazing.

15:38🔗 Drew See.

15:39🔗 Caller She's just incredible. And she's like the hottest girl I've ever been with, which is why this is really getting to me, man.

15:44🔗 Adam Right. But let's take a look at your track record. That ain't saying much. You've been with some pigs, Keith. Let's see.

15:50🔗 Caller My track record isn't too bad.

15:53🔗 Adam You've been pretty drunk.

15:55🔗 Caller I've been what?

15:56🔗 Adam You've been drunk when you were with a lot of those chicks. If you saw them, you know, at noon, it's over. Yeah. So, Keith, what are you doing? Roofing?

16:05🔗 Caller No, actually, I'm a security officer. Security guard, whatever you want to call it.

16:09🔗 Adam Oh, officer sounds better, but also for overcompensation.

16:13🔗 Drew Doesn't sound right for a 20-year-old to be an officer.

16:15🔗 Adam No. Keith, she's beautiful. Where'd you meet her?

16:19🔗 Caller Oh, actually, I met her at where I used to work before, at a pizza place.

16:23🔗 Adam Mm-hmm. And was she a patron there? Was she working there?

16:27🔗 Caller No, we were both, we were co-workers. And then I ended up believing because I got this job. And yeah, we, you know, hit it off right when we met.

16:38🔗 Adam All right. Have you had an orgasm with her before when you're having sex?

16:43🔗 Caller Yeah, once.

16:44🔗 Adam Once?

16:45🔗 Caller The first time.

16:46🔗 Drew The first time. And what was different about that?

16:48🔗 Caller Huh?

16:49🔗 Drew What was different about that first time?

16:52🔗 Caller It was just, it was the first time. That was the only difference. That was the first time we had sex together.

16:57🔗 Adam Nothing, nothing different about it other than the first time.

17:01🔗 Caller Like, you know, nothing like crazy different.

17:03🔗 Drew No, I'm saying it wasn't like a more safe environment. Are you able to last longer or she wasn't more into it or involved with you or something, something different about it than what you're doing now?

17:13🔗 Caller Nothing that I noticed, but I'll tell you what, I'm the most oblivious guy on the planet.

17:18🔗 Drew So if there was something different, I would have noticed it. We're getting that, by the way. Yeah, yeah, we got that.

17:21🔗 All right, so Keith. By the way.

17:22🔗 Drew Well done.

17:23🔗 Adam You've, I like that. You've had sex with her for the last few months and no orgasm ever?

17:30🔗 Caller Yeah, and it's nuts, cause, I don't know, man.

17:33🔗 Drew Hold on, quiet down.

17:33🔗 Caller I feel like one of those girls that calls in and tells you she can't orgasm, you know?

17:38🔗 Adam All right, how about, quiet, how about during oral sex? Could you have one that way?

17:43🔗 Caller Um, you know what, we don't really do oral anymore. I just, I don't like it.

17:49🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Well, that's, we have nothing more to talk about.

17:53🔗 Drew Is there, I can speak with them, though. You know, I can't.

17:57🔗 Adam I, I really can't be a party to it.

17:59🔗 Drew No, I know that. I know it's offensive to you.

18:01🔗 If you want to talk to Keith, it doesn't enjoy oral sex.

18:03🔗 Drew I'm just thinking the alphabet.

18:04🔗 Adam No, I'll be over here. You guys talk.

18:07🔗 Drew Keith, how long do you guys go before you give up?

18:12🔗 Caller I don't know. The longest we've gone is probably about 45 minutes. And after that, if she was just, she gets tired. You know, she can't.

18:19🔗 Drew And you were able to finish yourself off?

18:22🔗 Caller On occasion. Sometimes I just can't even do that. I mean, because we try so hard that I'm so tired that both of us are just exhausted.

18:28🔗 Drew But maybe you ought to work that angle first. Get to the point where you're pretty near where you need to be and then sort of finish up.

18:34🔗 Adam Baby steps.

18:35🔗 Baby strokes.

18:37🔗 Drew It sounds to me that they're just overwhelmed by this girl for some reason. She really makes you very anxious.

18:42🔗 Adam Well, wait, I'm back with you, Keith. But please no more comments about not liking oral sex.

18:47🔗 Drew Oh dear.

18:47🔗 Caller Well, it's not that I don't like it. I just like it.

18:49🔗 Adam All right. Listen, you've said enough.

18:51🔗 Drew No, he's just so into this one that he's got to dive into the action every time.

18:54🔗 Adam You, when you masturbate before, like what were you good for? Once a day?

19:01🔗 Caller Oh, man. No, I was a king, bro. I was a king. I could do it three or four times a day if I wanted to.

19:06🔗 Adam And what position would you be in?

19:10🔗 Caller I don't know. Standing up, laying down.

19:12🔗 Adam Any position, any time.

19:14🔗 Caller Didn't matter to me, though.

19:16🔗 Adam All right. I think you need to get in the position that you're most used to masturbating in with her.

19:24🔗 Caller Oh, nice.

19:25🔗 Adam Yeah, no.

19:26🔗 Caller I could do that.

19:27🔗 Drew Do that.

19:29🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing.

19:30🔗 Drew And also, he should masturbate ahead of time to get himself sort of geared up. Because that's the one thing he can do. He's good at that.

19:37🔗 Adam Yeah, I just, you know, we've talked about this before. There's a lot of guys who beat off in the shower. That's not something I'm going to do, because I'm sure that's where they'd find me.

19:48🔗 Drew Impaled.

19:49🔗 Adam Impaled on a towel rack.

19:51🔗 Drew Yeah.

19:52🔗 Adam A handful of like a pral in one hand and some laminated porn in the other.

20:00🔗 Drew Where's the laminated porn you were going to put out?

20:02🔗 Adam Whoever found me, I just hope would have the decency just to rip the shower curtain off and immediately cover me with it so the loved ones wouldn't have to see, you know, with the hand, you know, pry the fingers open, get the laminated porn out of there. But OK, here's the thing. A lot of guys beat off in the shower. They do it from 13 to 18, and then they get a woman. And the next thing you know, they're on top in missionary position. And they're wondering why they're having a little bit of trouble. Well, the last 18,000 times they had an orgasm, it was standing up in a body of water. And now they're on top on a comforter. So they're confused. So I think Keith needs to get in the position his penis is most comfortable in and see if he can have the orgasm that way.

20:41🔗 Drew The other thing though, it does sort of point out how interesting the emotional system is in terms of a subtle level affecting all this, isn't it? You know, he's not aware that he's anxious, and yet it shuts down a major biology for him. It's interesting.

20:54🔗 Adam Yeah. And you wonder how Keith would do at home plate with two outs and a man in a scoring position.

21:04🔗 Drew Whether he would be in a night fitting.

21:06🔗 Adam Yeah, maybe it's the same guy.

21:08🔗 Drew Maybe. Ask him. I'm curious. He doesn't know. He might be able to tell us. He might say, I really like that, or I hate that.

21:14🔗 Adam Really?

21:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

21:14🔗 Adam All right. Be prepared to be unsatisfied. Keith?

21:18🔗 Yeah.

21:20🔗 Adam Do you think of yourself as a clutch guy other than in the bedroom?

21:25🔗 Caller Wait, OK. Define that.

21:28🔗 Drew Would you like to be a closing pitcher?

21:31🔗 Caller Would I be a closing pitcher?

21:32🔗 Drew Would you like to do that?

21:34🔗 Caller Oh, I could do that.

21:35🔗 Drew Would that be fun for you?

21:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:37🔗 Adam Well, did you play sports in high school?

21:40🔗 Caller I played a little baseball. So, yeah, I know kind of what you're talking about as far as closing pitcher.

21:44🔗 Adam Would you like to be up in the ninth inning or seventh inning? I think you might play two outs, you know.

21:50🔗 Well, yeah.

21:51🔗 Adam You would.

21:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

21:53🔗 Adam And you think you would come through?

21:56🔗 Caller I should bring it on.

21:57🔗 I like that kind of stuff.

21:58🔗 Adam All right.

21:59🔗 Drew He sounds so much like the guy we did that Crank Anchor thing with.

22:02🔗 Adam Let's bring that same attitude into the bedroom, would you, buddy?

22:06🔗 Caller You know what?

22:06🔗 Adam I'm going to. Put a little pine tar on that bat, choke up, and let's make contact in the bedroom. Yes, Drew?

22:13🔗 Drew Does he sound like the guy we did that Crank Anchor episode with?

22:15🔗 Adam Yes, he does.

22:15🔗 Drew I mean, really like him.

22:17🔗 Adam But I think there's millions of men like that in this country.

22:20🔗 Drew Evidently.

22:21🔗 Adam Leah?

22:22🔗 Yeah.

22:24🔗 Adam We got to take a break, but you're 26?

22:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:27🔗 Adam You're lesbian?

22:28🔗 Caller Yes.

22:29🔗 Adam Your girlfriend's a squirter?

22:31🔗 Yeah.

22:34🔗 Adam That's got to be rough on the Lesbos because it's all about the oral.

22:37🔗 Drew No, no. Like you said.

22:39🔗 Adam No, no.

22:40🔗 Caller No, not really.

22:42🔗 Adam It's not all about the oral. It's not all about the oral.

22:45🔗 Caller No.

22:46🔗 Adam You guys, you guys use toys?

22:48🔗 Oh, yeah.

22:49🔗 Adam Mm-hmm. OK. Hold on a second.

22:52🔗 OK.

22:53🔗 Adam You know, well, in that case, you just get the you get the strap on with the big cop motorcycle fairing on it.

23:01🔗 Drew Fairing.

23:02🔗 Adam Fairing. Big glass in front of you. You know, it's like like a riot.

23:06🔗 Drew Like a riot gear. Yes.

23:08🔗 Adam Yes.

23:08🔗 Drew It's like a shield.

23:09🔗 Adam Cop motorcycle fairing.

23:10🔗 Drew Yes. As you were saying, windshield.

23:11🔗 Adam Yeah. Big. You know what a fairing is?

23:13🔗 Drew Never fairing. Never.

23:14🔗 Adam Really? Yeah. I guess one of those weird things.

23:15🔗 Drew Windshield, basically.

23:17🔗 Adam Yeah. I think a windshield on a motorcycle is a fairing.

23:20🔗 Drew Interesting.

23:20🔗 Adam But you might also be called that on anything that's like open but has a windscreen, but not a car. Fairing. Chris.

23:30🔗 Drew Look up fairing.

23:31🔗 Adam Look up fairing.

23:32🔗 Drew F-A-I-R-I-N-G. Fairing.

23:36🔗 Adam I have no idea.

23:37🔗 But look up fairing.

23:38🔗 Adam I want to find out the definition of that.

23:40🔗 Drew I'm on it.

23:40🔗 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break and then look in the mirror and look up fairy.

23:46🔗 Drew Fairy.

23:47🔗 Adam Thank you. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll get back with Leah and her squirting girlfriend after this.

23:54🔗 Loveline.

23:55🔗 Drew Okay.

23:56🔗 Wait.

23:57🔗 Drew My hair. My hair.

23:58🔗 We'll be right back.

24:21🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Drew just spent 15 minutes of our four-minute break looking up fairing, and he found out the definition of fairing.

24:34🔗 Drew A protecting outer surface that reduces drag.

24:38🔗 Oh, boy.

24:39🔗 Drew On aircraft, vehicles.

24:40🔗 Adam Motorcycles.

24:41🔗 Now, this is wonderful.

24:46🔗 Adam Huell Hauser, everybody. Drew, have you seen Huell yet?

24:49🔗 Drew No. Oh, yes, I saw him once.

24:51🔗 Adam Where was he?

24:51🔗 At the Churro factory?

24:53🔗 Drew No, he was like on the coasts, California coastline, looking at stairways and things.

24:58🔗 Adam Staring at a lighthouse.

25:00🔗 Drew I didn't think he got to the lighthouse. He was sort of looking at the walkways and flowers.

25:04🔗 Adam And I like I like when he goes places and looks at stuff that's not there anymore. So what was here? Well, the old Northwest Lighthouse stood here. Huell from 1877 to 1944, when a typhoon took it out. 1944. That's right, Huell. It was taken out in 1944 by a Class 4 hurricane and nothing left but the foundation. So this is the foundation. That's right, Huell, where you're standing is where it stood nearly 60 years ago. 60 years ago. It's at the point where he's not at the point where stuff ain't even there anymore.

25:48🔗 Drew Right. He's talking about it.

25:50🔗 Adam He ought to really just go to Arizona. So this was a swampy mire right here, Huell. There was marine life here.

25:59🔗 Right here.

26:01🔗 Drew Yeah, 500 billion years ago.

26:02🔗 Adam Huell Hauser is the only guy I know who can make people who produce a product bored with their product. They actually don't like it.

26:11🔗 Drew Hey, how about the fact that the Deep Throat thing was covered today?

26:15🔗 Ballroom, and it is Grant.

26:21🔗 Adam Your family has been producing chorizo in the San Fernando Valley for over 77 years. That's right. You're all my grandfather came here from. Your grandfather came here from. You all going to shoot myself if you keep repeating yourself. Shoot yourself and you all. This is the loading dock. This is the loading dock. It's like more people like I want to kill myself. The huge guy standing in combat boots. It looks like he could crush you with his bicep, but he's like a baby Huey guy and he's so enthusiastic that everyone just has to be nice to him. And only only in publicly funded realms could this thing go on for 30 years.

27:10🔗 Drew Right, that's right.

27:12🔗 Adam All right, Drew, what were we saying about Deep Throat?

27:13🔗 Drew Didn't hear that they uncovered who that was today.

27:16🔗 Adam Who Deep Throat was? Yeah. Oh, who Deep Throat from?

27:20🔗 Drew From Watergate.

27:20🔗 Adam Watergate was?

27:21🔗 Drew He stepped forward today.

27:23🔗 Adam Well now, for those of our listeners who weren't born yet, Watergate, big thing that went on with Nixon, 1972 or something, Watergate Hotel, and James, and Woodworth, and Bob Woodward, and oh, what the hell. What's the other guy's name?

27:42🔗 Drew Can't remember.

27:43🔗 Adam All right. Anyway, their secret source that broke the story was named Deep Throat, and he was gone, and no one knew who he was for 33 years.

27:54🔗 Drew It turns out he was like the assistant director of the FBI.

27:59🔗 Adam Bernstein and Woodward?

28:00🔗 Drew But I think so.

28:01🔗 All right.

28:02🔗 Adam Let's check that with Chris during the break.

28:03🔗 Drew Chris. It's like Bob Woodward. Just look that up.

28:05🔗 All right.

28:06🔗 Adam Let's take a look at Leah over here, who we were talking to before. Leah?

28:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:14🔗 Adam 26.

28:15🔗 Caller Yes.

28:17🔗 Adam Your girlfriend's a gusher?

28:19🔗 Caller Yes, she is. And I was just wondering, is there a way that I could do that also? I've done research on the internet, and they say only like one in four women are...

28:30🔗 Drew If that. That's a rich, that's a generous number.

28:35🔗 Adam No kidding.

28:36🔗 Drew But there are people that claim they can teach women to do this. I don't believe that that's true.

28:40🔗 Adam Well, you could probably do it with some modifications on those kits where you have to be tested, where you get your urine tested. They have like a little tube and a pouch and a bladder, and you go in and, you know, the thing runs down your underpants, and you can, you know, I mean, like, you could probably pull it off mechanically, but I don't know if you could be taught organically or biologically to do it. You okay with that?

29:04🔗 Caller Well, yeah, I mean, it's just fantastic, so I just wanted to present the state, I guess.

29:08🔗 Adam Did you guys, you guys use strap-ons? You do?

29:12🔗 Drew And that's when she gushes?

29:14🔗 Caller Um, no, it's when my fingers are inside her, actually. Well, sometimes with the strap-on. But more when I'm, you know, digitally.

29:26🔗 Drew From the inside?

29:27🔗 Caller Right.

29:28🔗 Drew Huh. That's a rare, rare breed right there.

29:31🔗 Adam Why bother being a lesbian and using a strap-on? You know what I mean? Like, gay guys don't use a strap-on vagina.

29:38🔗 Caller Yeah, I don't know, it's just more of an extension of-

29:40🔗 Adam I think I'm amazed.

29:41🔗 Drew You're onto something here.

29:43🔗 Adam It's the ass vagina.

29:46🔗 Drew Well, then that's maybe why they don't- they actually have something they can use.

29:50🔗 Adam The guy's strapping it on, it's like, ah, my nuts keep hitting it. You got on backwards. Spin it around there, Larry. There you go. You know what I mean?

30:00🔗 Drew But men have something they can use, a version of- women don't have something that they can use as an alternative.

30:06🔗 Adam The whole point of being a dyke is to get away from the penile.

30:10🔗 Drew Yeah.

30:11🔗 Adam Why strap one on?

30:12🔗 Drew But not from a phallus, see?

30:15🔗 Adam You mean everything, all the baggage comes with the penis.

30:18🔗 Drew Yeah, what's connected to the penis.

30:19🔗 Adam The emotional, the man.

30:20🔗 Drew Just what's connected to the penis.

30:21🔗 Adam So the penis is fine, it's the man that it's attached to.

30:24🔗 Drew Yeah, a phallus, you know, there's all sorts of theories about the meaning of a phallus psychologically and things separate from the penis.

30:30🔗 Mm-hmm.

30:32🔗 Drew Just saying.

30:33🔗 Mm-hmm. Wants to give boyfriend anal sex? Lesbian?

30:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:41🔗 Drew It's Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. Carl Bernstein. Thank you. Well done.

30:45🔗 Adam I said Bernstein, didn't I?

30:46🔗 Drew Yes, you did.

30:47🔗 Adam Stormy?

30:48🔗 Yes.

30:49🔗 Adam Thank you, Chris.

30:49🔗 Drew Where does Stormy rank on your list of names?

30:51🔗 Adam Well, it's a bogus name. Stormy?

30:54🔗 How is it a bogus name?

30:57🔗 Adam You know the song?

30:58🔗 There's a song, oh, Stormy.

31:01🔗 Drew Stormy with her.

31:03🔗 Adam No, not that song.

31:05🔗 What's that?

31:05🔗 My parents were hippies or something.

31:07🔗 Adam Do you know the song, the Stormy song?

31:10🔗 Uh-uh. No.

31:12🔗 Caller I've never heard of it.

31:14🔗 I'm sorry.

31:15🔗 Adam All right. Let me say something. I'm endlessly amused at. I understand it, but I'm endlessly amused at. When people have fairly famous songs of their unique names and don't know the song.

31:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:29🔗 Adam That's a weird thing to me.

31:31🔗 Drew You would think.

31:32🔗 Adam Well, yeah. I mean, there's a pretty famous song from the 60s called the Stormy or whatever, where the chick's name is Stormy. It's 20 years before she was born, but she still should know it. Shouldn't people bring it up to her?

31:45🔗 Drew You would think.

31:46🔗 Adam One would think. Stormy?

31:49🔗 Yeah.

31:50🔗 Adam What's happening?

31:52🔗 Not much.

31:55🔗 Adam You know the song?

31:56🔗 Drew Even I do.

31:57🔗 Adam Really?

31:57🔗 Drew I think, yeah.

31:58🔗 Adam Sing a little of it.

31:59🔗 Drew No, I don't know if I can sing it. I just want to hear a song.

32:01🔗 Oh Stormy, bring back that summer day. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

32:12🔗 Drew Well, it's interesting. When you start...

32:15🔗 Adam Yeah, thank you...

32:16🔗 Drew .waxing about the song, it gets more obscure to me.

32:18🔗 Adam Thank you. Go ahead, Stormy.

32:21🔗 Popular song? Yeah.

32:22🔗 Adam Go ahead.

32:23🔗 Okay, no, I was wondering, okay, I haven't brought this up to my boyfriend, but I was wanting to have anal sex with him, but I wanted to give him anal sex. And I was wondering if that was, I mean, that was normal for me to even...

32:37🔗 Adam Well, you should wait till his birthday.

32:39🔗 Drew How would you go about doing it?

32:40🔗 I don't know. I haven't even really talked to him about it. It's just something...

32:44🔗 Drew Well, just what's your fantasy? Obviously, this is something you have a fantasy about. What would it be?

32:48🔗 Well, I just, I don't really have it planned out. No, I just want to have anal sex with him.

32:55🔗 Drew And how would you go about doing that? You're going to use your penis?

32:59🔗 I don't want a strap on. I don't want him...

33:01🔗 Drew Okay, just asking. Just asking what your...

33:04🔗 Adam Make sure you make things abundantly clear when you talk to him about it, because it could be one of those things where, look, for your birthday, I'd like to give you some anal.

33:15🔗 Drew Right.

33:16🔗 Adam If it tests, his pants fly off, his parents are still standing in the room, he's excited, and then there's like that uncomfortable part in the bedroom, huh?

33:23🔗 What?

33:24🔗 Adam No, but I didn't...

33:26🔗 Drew And what if he's not into that?

33:28🔗 Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean, my biggest thing is I want to know, I mean, is that normal for me to want something like that?

33:35🔗 Drew It's pretty... It's an aggressive act.

33:38🔗 Adam No, it is not normal.

33:40🔗 Okay.

33:41🔗 Drew But whatever.

33:42🔗 Adam Doesn't make you a bad person.

33:45🔗 Drew A lot of things have specific meaning to us. This does not have specific meaning to us.

33:49🔗 Adam No, but this falls under the general... Like, let's put it this way, Drew. They're... Okay, hold on a second, Stormy. There are certain things that have very specific meanings. Like, okay, she wants me to beat the crap out of her and she wants to call me mommy and daddy and all that. Okay, dad beat her up. Okay, that's what that means. We have all sorts of stuff that means all sorts of stuff. This one just falls into the general F'ed up bin in our department.

34:16🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, this sounds like, huh? This isn't the huh bin.

34:19🔗 Adam Yeah, this is sort of guys who want to sniff shoes kind of thing. It's like, I don't know exactly where this came from, but we're just going to file it under F'ed up. And does it mean you're going to go on to a life of serial killing?

34:33🔗 No, no, no.

34:34🔗 Drew Does it mean you can't have relationships?

34:36🔗 Adam No. No, but I like to keep an eye on you.

34:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

34:39🔗 Adam And if you're a date my daughter kind of thing, I wouldn't be happy about it.

34:43🔗 Drew It's female.

34:44🔗 Adam Oh no, I'm just talking about the shoe sniffing or vice versa.

34:48🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

34:48🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

34:49🔗 Drew Yeah.

34:50🔗 Adam This is that person who you see hanging out in front of the shop, doesn't quite look like a hobo, not quite like a criminal, not quite a gangbanger.

35:01🔗 Drew Keep an eye on them.

35:02🔗 Adam But you just keep an eye on them sometimes they're a little bit off.

35:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

35:06🔗 Adam That's what I would do with Stormy.

35:09🔗 Drew I have a feeling. My instinct is this is going to turn into something else. This is a certain impulse now, but it's going to be a more elaborate impulse later. All right.

35:18🔗 Adam Let's do a little prodding.

35:19🔗 Drew Yeah.

35:20🔗 Adam Stormy?

35:21🔗 Yes.

35:22🔗 Adam Any problems with daddy? So do you have a hippie dad, hippie parents?

35:27🔗 Well, I had really odd parents. So actually both of my parents were stoners. And I mean, they were just stoners. Right.

35:35🔗 Adam Well, it can be kind of, they can be kind of neglectful.

35:38🔗 Drew Yes. And narcissistic.

35:41🔗 Yeah.

35:44🔗 I didn't really, I mean, I knew my dad for part of my life, but not like what happened.

35:49🔗 Adam He just, he just split to Florida at some point.

35:53🔗 He'd leave and be gone for like a few months or whatever.

35:56🔗 Drew He's a rambling man. Adam, he's a rambler. He's a hippie. He's rambling.

35:59🔗 Adam Well, he had to ramble. All right. Where is he now?

36:03🔗 Oh, actually, I have no idea. I haven't talked to him in three years.

36:06🔗 Adam Okay. Well, that'll, yeah.

36:08🔗 Drew Yeah. It makes you feel, have some unpleasant, I just feel like this is going to turn into something else. You're going to want more elaborate kinds of aggressive acting out with this guy.

36:19🔗 Whatever.

36:20🔗 Adam Why don't you stop, why don't you nip it in the butt? I don't think, and by the way, you don't want him to want this.

36:30🔗 Okay.

36:31🔗 You know what I'm saying?

36:32🔗 Because I'm like, in a way, I was kind of thinking, well, if he'd want this, he would be gay.

36:37🔗 Drew He wouldn't be gay.

36:38🔗 Adam He wouldn't be gay.

36:39🔗 Drew But he would be in the, well, we'll keep an eye on him, Ben, too.

36:41🔗 Adam He'd be in the f'd up Ben, too. He'd have to keep an eye on him, he'd have to keep an eye on you before you know it, it'd be a spy versus spy. Okay?

36:49🔗 Drew And the brown eye.

36:50🔗 Adam And the brown eye. That is a great Nancy Drew book.

36:54🔗 Drew Spy versus spy.

36:55🔗 Adam And the brown eye. Alright Stormy, how about giving it up? He ain't daddy. Alright.

37:01🔗 Drew Alright, there we go.

37:03🔗 Adam These poor girls with their dads who ain't around. Drive some nuts.

37:07🔗 Drew And you can imagine this guy too putting it all on her. Honey, I'm just wonderful to be here, you're five years old now, I just love spending time here, the apple of my eye. Yeah, I gotta ramble now. Yeah, I gotta do what I gotta do. What are you gonna do? Yeah, you're fine, you'll be fine, I love you, I'll always think of you. I'll see you next year. Alright, yeah, yeah, I love you.

37:23🔗 Adam Well, the whole thing with the hippie movement is that kids aren't kids, they're little adults, they're individuals, everyone's an individual. But if you think about it, it's all a great setup for you just to split.

37:33🔗 Drew Right.

37:33🔗 Adam Or you not to do any parenting.

37:35🔗 Drew Right, because the kid can compare themselves.

37:36🔗 Adam He's a nine year old, he's a little adult.

37:39🔗 Drew And what does he need me for? I love him dearly, he knows that.

37:41🔗 Adam He knows I love him. Yeah, and listen, if you love something, set it free.

37:45🔗 If it comes back, you know what I'm talking about? I was just thinking about those idiot hippies. My mom was a stupid hippie, and I have stupid hippie friends.

37:54🔗 Drew It really was one of the most egregious movements this country has ever had.

37:57🔗 Adam I know, look at me, I'm a mess.

38:00🔗 Drew And it was perpetrated on kids.

38:01🔗 Adam I mean, I know.

38:02🔗 Drew But to be, I mean, it was perpetrated on kids. This is the thing that was really awful about it.

38:06🔗 Adam Yeah.

38:06🔗 Drew People want to go spin out by themselves or whatever. But it was all perpetrated on kids.

38:10🔗 Adam I was thinking about the whole thing. And Jesus Christ, it was all just this crazy brainwashing stuff. My mom is all paranoid about everything. And we've talked about this before, but it's been a while, which is my mom had these sort of conspiracy theories about the man and about everything from microwaves, microwave ovens giving you brain cancer to fluoride in the water, you know, rotting your bones out. Fluoride in toothpaste was bad for you. And preservatives were going to kill you and food. Everything was going to kill you. But there's one thing they missed and they missed it completely. And it turned out when the dust settled and all the data came back to be the only thing that actually did any damage and that was his son. Now it was funny because my mom would be like, stay away from that food. It has red dye number three in it. Stay away from the microwave. It's gonna give you brain cancer. Stay away from the fluoride. We brush your teeth with baking soda. Don't use toothpaste. It's got fluoride in it. It's gonna rot your brains. Meanwhile, I'm in cutoffs. In the middle of the summer, I'm out in the front lawn playing with the sprinklers for nine hours at a time. With no shirt off. And no way. And no put a shirt on or get in the shade or put a big brim hat on or anything. Go down to the beach. There was never any, you know why? Because the sun, not created by the man.

39:28🔗 Drew It's pure. It's nature.

39:29🔗 Adam It's nature. It can't hurt you.

39:31🔗 Drew Everything, nature is good. The only thing that happens is you get old because of the man. The only reason you get sick is because of the man.

39:36🔗 Adam Right. The man is trying to poison you, but nature, man, that's good. So the sun is nature that can't hurt you. Microwave, that's invention of the man. That's going to kill you. Well, as it turns out, sun is the thing that gives you cancer. Microwave does nothing but heat your goddamn coffee. Idiots.

39:52🔗 Drew Speaking of which.

39:53🔗 Adam Such idiots. Oh my God.

39:56🔗 Drew It really, it's so uncomfortable to think about living a life like that.

40:00🔗 Adam It is uncomfortable. I was trapped like a hamster in a hellish habit trail. Here's the point. The point is, is that the sun now is the one thing that does it, and it's the only thing they didn't care about. And as a matter of fact, everything, every picture and everything, with some little kid on the beach and is naked or in his shorts, you know, staring up at the sun, running around. You know, frolicking in the sun. It was all about being outdoors. It just, you go to, it dropped me off at the public pool at 10 in the morning, pick you up at four in the afternoon. And not one thing of, you know, put a shirt on, go get in the shade. That's the one thing they missed was the one thing that actually caused some damage. Yes, sir?

40:39🔗 Drew How about all the crap you get exposed to in the public pools and blah, blah, blah.

40:42🔗 No, no, no.

40:44🔗 Drew We can't give you any vaccines because the man does that.

40:46🔗 Adam He's just trying to poison, man.

40:48🔗 What's that, want to die?

40:49🔗 Adam All right, let's take a little break, Drew. When we come back, we'll speak to Joe. Girlfriend wants to know if semen has nutritional value. Oh, yeah. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

41:06🔗 We'll be right back.

41:15🔗 Adam Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Let's keep rocking and rolling with the show. Ready to go, Drew?

41:21🔗 Drew Ready. Here we go.

41:24🔗 Let's talk to Joe.

41:27🔗 Joe.

41:28🔗 Yes?

41:30🔗 Adam Bogus.

41:31🔗 Yeah.

41:31🔗 Drew Yeah, but go ahead. Ask the question.

41:33🔗 Adam Bogus already.

41:34🔗 Drew It's a simple and easy one. Go ahead.

41:35🔗 Adam You got one syllable into his answer. It's Bogus.

41:38🔗 She was curious about the nutritional value of sperm.

41:43🔗 Drew Why are we curious about that?

41:45🔗 Came up on the way home from a movie.

41:48🔗 Drew Is she your girlfriend there? She's the one that wants to know about it?

41:50🔗 Yes.

41:52🔗 Drew So we should tell her it has 12,000 calories?

41:55🔗 Adam Put her on.

41:56🔗 Drew You want us to tell her that?

41:57🔗 Okay.

41:57🔗 Drew Turn your radio off.

41:59🔗 Hello?

42:01🔗 Adam Hello?

42:02🔗 Hi.

42:02🔗 Adam Hey.

42:03🔗 Well, it just sort of, you know, popped into my head. Well, is there any nutritional value in this?

42:09🔗 Drew Well, not bogus.

42:10🔗 Adam But it's like asking how much nutritional value is in sand.

42:14🔗 Drew Or snot.

42:14🔗 Right.

42:15🔗 Adam How much of it do you eat a year?

42:19🔗 Drew Not only that, there's about one calorie, five calories per.

42:24🔗 Okay. So what is it made of primarily? What is the composition of?

42:27🔗 Drew Muco polysaccharides.

42:30🔗 Okay. Is that a protein?

42:32🔗 Drew There are some protein in there, but it's mostly just these long molecules that have no value. Like mucus, it's mucus.

42:39🔗 Eww.

42:40🔗 Yeah.

42:40🔗 Adam Well, what are little boys made of?

42:42🔗 Like mucus and snot and snails.

42:47🔗 Drew Puppy dog tails.

42:48🔗 Adam Puppy dog tails, yeah. It's not sugar and spice and everything nice. It's something about snails and puppy dog tails.

42:56🔗 Drew The snail part is what we're focusing on here.

42:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

42:59🔗 Well, curiosity sort of killed it for me then.

43:02🔗 Drew What is your accent? Where are you from? Where are you from?

43:06🔗 I am Mexican and Lebanese.

43:09🔗 Adam Mexican and Lebanese?

43:10🔗 Drew Yeah. This is not a Spanish accent.

43:14🔗 Excuse me?

43:15🔗 Adam It's a rough count. I'm about there, my friend.

43:17🔗 Well, I have another question.

43:19🔗 Drew Go right ahead.

43:19🔗 I am five years older than my fiance. And I want to know if there are any problems we need to look out for, being that it's not like the traditional thing. I think this is the first time I've ever seen it.

43:31🔗 Drew No, the only thing is fertility issues. You need to get right to it. In reality, the five-year age difference really sort of brings you closer to alignment.

43:42🔗 Adam Yeah, you mean sexually or just in maturity or whatever?

43:44🔗 Drew Just in maturity, biologically and whatnot. And also living, you're going to live five years longer, so you should be a little older.

43:51🔗 Adam No, I mean, most of these...

43:52🔗 Ten years longer.

43:54🔗 Adam What is it now, Drew? How much longer do women live than men?

43:57🔗 Drew I think it's close to ten years.

43:59🔗 Adam Close to ten years. Where's our little ribbon that we wear? You know, you guys got your breast cancer stuff and you got your AIDS stuff and you got all that stuff, your ovarian cancer stuff. Where's our little ribbon for dying ten years earlier than you guys? Yeah.

44:14🔗 Little blue ribbon on there.

44:16🔗 Adam Hey, that's what we need to focus on.

44:20🔗 Drew The years of our lives given to hard work, is what you're saying.

44:22🔗 Adam Well, let's look at it this way. Everyone's pretty concerned. Like, here's the deal with you chicks. You want us to get on board with the breast cancer. You want us to get on board with the ovarian cancer. You want us to get on board with all the feminine related problems. I mean, whether it's a form of cancer, it's a disease or a syndrome or whatever it is. We got we got we got dudes working on this stuff. Dudes, by the way, smart guys working on this stuff. What are you guys doing about the fact that you live 10 years longer than us? And I'm not saying you need to bring us up, but once you guys come down.

44:55🔗 Drew Yeah.

44:55🔗 Adam That's what I'm looking at.

44:56🔗 Drew Why not?

44:56🔗 Adam You guys start smoking or do something or maybe don't work so hard on these breast scans or things. I'm just saying you guys live 10 years longer than us. That's a big deal. Does anyone want to talk about that? And why do you think that is? Why? Because you guys work just as hard as we do. That's the 75 cents on a dollar, by the way, that you guys always complain about.

45:19🔗 Drew It's not clear that that's it, though. It may just be a genetic thing.

45:21🔗 Adam It is to me.

45:22🔗 Drew Probably a genetic thing.

45:23🔗 Adam No. Here's what it is. Here's what it is. You want to know what it is?

45:26🔗 Drew It's working in coal mines.

45:28🔗 Adam I'll tell you what it is, Drew.

45:29🔗 Drew Tell me.

45:31🔗 Adam You have two cars. They're both Toyota Camrys. They're both exactly the same. They're both 2005 year models. One of them has a salesman who puts 70,000 on a year and drives the hell out of it. Even if he changes the oil regularly, he's just driving. The other one gets parked in the garage. It gets so walked around the block every once in a while and put back in the garage.

45:54🔗 Drew If your theory is correct, we should start to see women's age expectancy decline.

46:00🔗 Adam If I believe, I know it sounds like you've heard it before, but I think stress is a big killer. I think the grind in the stress part doesn't for God.

46:10🔗 Drew Here's why I don't think. You saw your grandfather when he was like 92 or something.

46:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

46:14🔗 Drew Compare him at 92 for your grandmother at 95. Well, women are just genetically much heartier in their 90s. They just can tolerate it better. Men are wretched, awful, horrible creatures that shouldn't live that long. And they're just awful.

46:28🔗 Adam Well, that's true.

46:28🔗 How dare you attack my grandfather?

46:31🔗 Drew I'm just saying you saw it.

46:32🔗 Wretched, horrible creatures?

46:33🔗 Drew No, no, he was a wonderful man. But I'm sure he would describe himself as wretched.

46:37🔗 Adam Did you hear what he called my beloved grandfather?

46:39🔗 Drew Let's take a break. Let's go outside.

46:40🔗 Adam The only good one in the goddamn family. All right, let's take ourselves a little break. I know what you're saying. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. Dan Finnerty is in here tomorrow night from the Dan Band. I've been picking on engineer Chris all night, but I'm going to continue. Did you figure out whether you graduated yet from junior college? I know the jury's been out on it. Although I suspect no, because as of the end of May, he said he didn't know who's going to be graduating. So I'm guessing that's.

48:05🔗 Drew I'm still working on it, dude. But it's almost it's time to apply for fall schedule.

48:10🔗 Yeah. Well, I need to pass through this class first. And it's rough.

48:15🔗 Drew Oh, biology.

48:16🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. I failed biology.

48:19🔗 Caller Turn yourself up, please, Chris.

48:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

48:21🔗 Drew Yes. Thank you.

48:22🔗 Adam Yeah.

48:22🔗 Drew What's the problem with biology? That's something I know something about.

48:24🔗 Adam I have to tutor you.

48:26🔗 It's hard.

48:27🔗 Drew What don't you like? It's not that I don't like it. What are you having trouble learning?

48:33🔗 It's just the stuff.

48:34🔗 I don't know. All right.

48:35🔗 Drew It's a particular topic that you don't get in.

48:38🔗 Adam He doesn't like stuff.

48:39🔗 Drew No. The photosynthesis or the cell function. Right. Cell anatomy, cell biology.

48:45🔗 Adam Let's forget about schooling you, could we?

48:48🔗 Drew No. I'm going to pass, Ed.

48:49🔗 Caller I'm going to pass.

48:51🔗 Drew He passed that math class. You were giving him grief for that.

48:53🔗 Caller I did.

48:54🔗 Adam I know, but.

48:55🔗 Drew It took me a while.

48:56🔗 Adam What's the plan?

48:59🔗 Drew The plan is I get, you know, I pass, I graduate.

49:01🔗 Adam You're not going to graduate this year. Are you?

49:04🔗 Drew He's going to graduate when he graduates. Yes, I'll graduate when I graduate.

49:08🔗 Adam You're not going to be this year, right? We're in June tomorrow, right?

49:11🔗 Right, right, yeah.

49:12🔗 Adam And when's graduation? Middle of June?

49:15🔗 Drew I guess.

49:16🔗 I have to still apply for it.

49:17🔗 Drew For graduation?

49:18🔗 Yeah.

49:19🔗 Drew Wait, the class ends like next week.

49:21🔗 Yeah.

49:22🔗 Drew The graduation's like three days later.

49:23🔗 Caller But no, no, no. You don't really, I mean, I guess.

49:25🔗 Drew I guess you won't ever really graduate from junior college.

49:28🔗 Adam No, you never do. It's really, it's like.

49:32🔗 Caller You just get the diploma in the mail or something.

49:34🔗 Adam It's like being in the service. You know, once you're a Marine, you're just always a Marine. It's junior college is that way except for you never get to leave the Corps.

49:40🔗 Drew Except for fire.

49:41🔗 Adam You carry on, except for you don't carry on. Chris, you're not graduating in two weeks, are you?

49:46🔗 Drew I don't know.

49:46🔗 Adam We're going with that.

49:47🔗 Drew Well, we'll see. We'll see.

49:49🔗 Adam We'll see. We're just going to play it safe and go with no for now.

49:53🔗 Drew Do you have plans for courses in the fall? No. No? I don't.

49:58🔗 Adam Okay.

49:58🔗 Drew Not yet.

49:59🔗 Adam Well, let me explain something about junior college. You don't have to start making plans for courses in the fall. You just show up drunk sometime mid-September and throw your peachy folder down and kick your flip-flops off and let your nut sack hang out of your dolphin shorts and you're back in class again. Wow. Here's how you get into class at junior college. You walk in.

50:18🔗 Drew You walk into the class. You're in the class.

50:21🔗 Adam You don't sign up for classes. You flop at classes. You don't do anything but hang out.

50:27🔗 Drew Wow.

50:28🔗 Adam It's a huge flop house for losers. That's all. Wasting everyone's time and money except for if you're Asian and in the nursing program.

50:35🔗 Drew I'm getting anxious and frustrated. All right.

50:37🔗 Adam You ready to go?

50:38🔗 Drew Here we go.

50:38🔗 Adam But Drew, let me say this.

50:39🔗 Drew Please.

50:40🔗 Adam I've been harping on junior college for 10 years.

50:42🔗 Drew Yes.

50:44🔗 Adam And you have to know, is there anything I've ever said that hasn't come to fruition?

50:48🔗 Drew No.

50:49🔗 Adam It's all true, right?

50:50🔗 Drew Everything you say is true.

50:51🔗 Adam All right. It's tough love. Stop wasting your time, Chris. Go out there and get a job. Go get a gig. I have a job. All right.

50:58🔗 All right.

50:59🔗 Adam Toya.

50:59🔗 Drew Put that on a reel. I have a job. Great. That's a good one.

51:03🔗 Adam It gets 10 bucks an hour for listening to me yell at him about junior college. That's really your job. You get 20 bucks a night while I sit here and make fun of you going into junior college.

51:13🔗 Drew What's going to happen to his job when he's not in junior college? Think about that. Yeah. What are you going to have to yell at him about?

51:18🔗 Adam That's a good point. We might have to let you go.

51:20🔗 Drew See?

51:21🔗 Adam Yeah. The day you go to four years.

51:22🔗 Drew I'm still working on it, man. I'll do it. Toya, 23.

51:24🔗 Adam All right.

51:25🔗 Yes, sir. Thank you for taking my call.

51:27🔗 Adam What's happening?

51:28🔗 Well, I was calling. It's kind of a long story, so I'll try and sum it up as quickly as I can. I've been with my boyfriend for about three years. Before I was with him, I was kind of promiscuous, and I've encountered some-

51:41🔗 Drew Were you a foster child for a period of time?

51:43🔗 No.

51:44🔗 Drew OK, keep going.

51:45🔗 I did have some-

51:45🔗 Drew I just got strong feelings about that.

51:47🔗 I have a child, and I guess I've always been into the more violent intimacy. I like-

51:54🔗 Drew What happened as a child?

51:56🔗 I had some sexual abuse as a child, and I've always been into the choking, hair pulling, cutting type of thing when I have sex. He's very opposed to it. He feels like he's assaulting me and he won't ever do things like that. OK. There was a period of time about a year ago when he and I broke up for about four months, and I did have sex with somebody else, and they had no problem doing those things. So that was kind of nice.

52:22🔗 Adam Yeah, the guy was a long haul trucker who was blowing through town.

52:26🔗 He was actually a friend of mine.

52:29🔗 Adam Guys don't have trouble with anything, their first couple encounter.

52:34🔗 Drew Right, you could be a stripper, you could be whatever, maybe they're going for it.

52:38🔗 Adam Yeah, I'd like to defecate my mouth. Hey, Don and Don, you don't even get the word mouth out. This is how it will work with me the first time. It's like, Adam, yeah, I'd like you to defecate in my mouth. It's already in their mouth before they even got the word mouth out. Zipper down, pants down, boom.

52:58🔗 Drew All right, you're good to go.

52:59🔗 Adam Good to go. Whatever.

53:01🔗 Drew Yeah, but as soon as he has feelings, then you can't strip anymore, then all these weird things become these weird problems that are stuck between you.

53:09🔗 Adam Your boyfriend has feelings for you, realizes you're acting something out, doesn't want to, is serious about the relationship, also senses the chaos that you're trying to draw him into.

53:21🔗 Drew Here's the problem in situations like this. He is right in not indulging you in this because the chaos, the physical abuse and all that, is going to put a wedge between you and he, as far as your intimacy is concerned. The problem is, the problem is, because this is attached to who you are as a sexual being, the sort of bad self, you're so disconnected from that part of yourself, that self feeling alienated and ashamed will eventually emerge, meaning you'll cheat or something like that.

53:52🔗 Adam Here's how the other request, or sabotage. Here's how the other request sounds with me first time sexually. You know, Adam, you know what would really turn me on? Is if you urinated.

54:02🔗 Drew My eye!

54:03🔗 Adam My eye!

54:03🔗 It's burning! It's burning my eye!

54:08🔗 Drew Yeah.

54:09🔗 I was going to say on my foot.

54:11🔗 Drew Urinating in my toilets.

54:14🔗 Adam That's how, see, boom. I'm on it. Johnny on the spot.

54:17🔗 Drew Anticipate.

54:18🔗 Adam Anticipate.

54:19🔗 Drew That's what a great athlete does.

54:20🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't assume, but I anticipate.

54:22🔗 Well, what I'm also concerned about is I was doing OK since we've been back together. I haven't had any problem with that. And our sex life is fine. I recently went on a family trip and it was horrible. And to escape, I would kind of just go by myself and take naps. And when I was napping, I would have very vivid dreams about being raped or being cut. So I would wake up very aroused by them.

54:47🔗 Adam Who did rape you when you were younger?

54:50🔗 The first time was a friend of my mom's and the second time was a friend of mine.

54:55🔗 Drew How old were you?

54:56🔗 Eight and sixteen.

54:57🔗 Drew Fantastic. Marvelous.

55:00🔗 Adam What happened the second time?

55:02🔗 The second time, I actually graduated from high school when I was sixteen and I started college right away. And I was kind of naïve and I met somebody that quote-unquote wanted to be my friend and I guess I put myself in kind of a bad situation and it happened there.

55:16🔗 Drew It's hard to know in that kind of a scenario whether or not you as an abuse survivor picked a victimizer or whether you experienced just a normal sexual encounter as a victimization.

55:26🔗 Adam What college did you go to?

55:28🔗 Sac State.

55:30🔗 Drew Where?

55:30🔗 I graduated.

55:31🔗 Drew Where?

55:32🔗 Sac State.

55:34🔗 Adam Sac State? Well, Drew, she's in Sac State.

55:35🔗 Drew Thank you very much.

55:36🔗 Adam Here's some of my other sexual requests that I'd like to.

55:40🔗 Adam, you know what would really turn me on? Is if you'd finished in my.

55:48🔗 Adam What were you saying?

55:49🔗 Drew In my vagina after an hour of sex.

55:55🔗 Drew, that was funny. See, it feels good to be funny.

56:00🔗 Adam Get out of your system for the year.

56:01🔗 Drew Yeah, I've done now. It's good.

56:03🔗 Wow.

56:03🔗 Drew That's awesome.

56:05🔗 Oh, yeah.

56:06🔗 So while I was on this family trip, like I said, I would wake up from these dreams and be very aroused by it. And I think you made a good point earlier. It's kind of made me want to go back to the guy I was with before that was willing to do these things. But I really don't want to sabotage my relationship with my boyfriend. And so I don't know how to make him comfortable.

56:24🔗 Drew Well, this is what I just said this year. So you're telling me you're repeating what I predict was going to happen.

56:29🔗 Adam Do you have to tell him or did you already tell him about the guy you had the interlude with during the break?

56:34🔗 And we got back together.

56:35🔗 He wasn't to know if I was with anybody.

56:37🔗 Drew Sure.

56:38🔗 Adam You got to tell the truth. Yeah, sure. Oh, yeah.

56:41🔗 Drew Get it off your chest.

56:41🔗 Adam Eat my ass and flog me with his dung. It was awesome.

56:45🔗 He wasn't happy, but he wanted to know.

56:47🔗 Adam And he pulled me around like a pony in my car while I gushed at him. It was, you know, same old, same old. Pretty standard stuff. Anyway, you ready to go to bed?

56:59🔗 Is there something I should accept or should I go back to therapy?

57:03🔗 What do you want to do?

57:04🔗 Adam TJ. Friday's or Olive Garden tonight?

57:10🔗 Oh, the details.

57:18🔗 Adam He cramped in a funnel and I smoked it out of a bong. Nude crying while he urinated on me.

57:26🔗 Drew Yeah, so anyway.

57:27🔗 Adam You want to see the tape or take my word for it?

57:30🔗 It's on the internet.

57:31🔗 Adam Just go to a bong funnel, defecate.com.

57:39🔗 Yeah.

57:41🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, poor guys. You know, he's a nice guy too.

57:46🔗 Drew That's the problem.

57:47🔗 That's the problem.

57:53🔗 Adam He, he had a, well, he had a strap on that he filled with a cheese, a aerosol cheese product that came out.

58:03🔗 He had me put it on and he finished in his face.

58:10🔗 Adam Then he had the can't lick it off of him.

58:12🔗 He filmed me going down on the can. Yeah.

58:16🔗 Adam I'm going to go for the salad bar. Do you like the cherry tomatoes? Is it chickpea or garbanzo bean? What do you guys call it? Garbanzo?

58:29🔗 Drew Yeah. Garbanzo beans. Okay.

58:32🔗 Adam Toya? What's this guy do? Has he been with many women?

58:37🔗 The guy I'm currently with?

58:38🔗 Drew Yes. The good guy.

58:40🔗 No, he hasn't. He's been with probably five or six. He's a little bit older than me, though.

58:44🔗 Drew But you understand that part of you that you don't allow into this relationship, while it doesn't drive the wedge and the intimacy, it stays hidden. That part of yourself you don't get to share with him and need wants to come out. And it's going to come out in sort of a cheating fashion. Unless you can find a way to sort of incorporate that sense of yourself that you experience as sort of bad and sexual into good sex, into real sex, then you need to go back to therapy. Go back to therapy. There you go. And check out the salad bar at the Sizzler. It's nice.

59:13🔗 Adam Let's talk to Ellie. Is that Ellie?

59:16🔗 Drew Well, I'll put this one up next because this is in distinction with that. Toya, who's way on the one end of this spectrum, I think Eli or Ellie is more on the sort of normal spectrum.

59:26🔗 Adam How do you say your name?

59:27🔗 Caller Eli.

59:28🔗 Adam Eli. Alright. Well, I've never met a female named Eli.

59:32🔗 Caller Yeah, it stands for Elizabeth. I like Eli better, so.

59:37🔗 Drew Okay.

59:37🔗 Adam Well, in my theme of connecting songs to people, famous songs of people that share the name.

59:44🔗 Drew Eli's coming. That one I know.

59:46🔗 Adam Now, Drew even knows that song.

59:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:49🔗 Adam Do you know that song?

59:51🔗 Caller No.

59:52🔗 Drew See, now I understand what you feel like. It's like, huh?

59:55🔗 Adam Yeah. When you don't know the song, it's like, well, what do you want?

59:57🔗 Drew Well, when it's not a song you've heard a billion, a jillion times.

1:00:00🔗 Adam Three Dog Nights?

1:00:01🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:00:01🔗 Yeah.

1:00:02🔗 Drew Have you heard the song? Chuck Negron? Over the weekend.

1:00:05🔗 Adam I was treated him a thousand times, I'm sure.

1:00:07🔗 Go ahead, Eli.

1:00:08🔗 Caller Over the weekend, I met a guy and like, we had a one-night stand. But while we were doing it, he kept on pulling my hair. I wanted to know if there was like something wrong with me because I kind of liked it, but I don't know.

1:00:19🔗 Adam Where'd you meet the guy?

1:00:21🔗 Caller At a party.

1:00:23🔗 Adam And you had a one-night stand?

1:00:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:26🔗 Adam Yeah. How do you feel about that?

1:00:29🔗 Caller I don't know. I don't like one-night stands, but I was like drunk, so it doesn't really matter.

1:00:36🔗 Drew Yeah, it does matter, though, really. I know.

1:00:38🔗 Caller I know.

1:00:38🔗 Drew Well, it takes a piece of your soul away from you.

1:00:40🔗 Adam I was drunk when I got in a horrible motorcycle accident, so it doesn't really matter.

1:00:44🔗 Drew Yeah, who cares?

1:00:44🔗 Adam I can't remember it. That's the next day, it does.

1:00:47🔗 Drew It just whittles away at your worth and your sense of self.

1:00:51🔗 Adam Yeah, it does with women, and there's a difference between men and women in that department.

1:00:55🔗 Drew Yeah, even men, it makes you kind of, you're that guy, you know?

1:01:01🔗 Adam It depends how fat the chick was, I've got to be honest with you, but guys, no, they don't pay, listen, men and women are different. I know we've been trying to talk you out of that for the last 30 years, but they're different, and a woman getting drunk and sort of compromising her values, having a one night stand, whittles away at her just a little bit more than it does to a guy, which doesn't whittle away at him at all, if you're like most guys. So when a woman does this enough, it's different than when a guy does it, and I don't know why we have to act like it's different.

1:01:34🔗 Drew You know, it's interesting. I was reading some article on bonobo monkeys, and they were making this argument that we share all the same DNA, like 98.9% of the DNA. I'm thinking to myself, yeah, and you're the same people that want to ignore the fact that men and women have 90% different, you know, 10% completely different DNA, more different than we are than the bonobo monkeys.

1:01:54🔗 Adam Sure.

1:01:55🔗 Drew And that, we'll let that one go.

1:01:57🔗 Adam Yeah, I know, I know. I don't know. There's a lot of people just sit around and try to find homosexuals in the animal kingdom and then just say we're the same. That's my thing. Yeah. There's gay animals.

1:02:12🔗 There are.

1:02:12🔗 All right, who cares.

1:02:14🔗 Adam Eli?

1:02:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:16🔗 Adam All right, do you have a boyfriend?

1:02:19🔗 Caller No.

1:02:19🔗 Adam Okay, what's up?

1:02:22🔗 Drew Here's the bottom line. The hair pulling thing is in the normal spectrum. Yeah. Normal. It's fine. We're more worried about you sort of acting out sexually, having these encounters that aren't good for you, you don't really like, you don't feel good about. What's up? Why are you doing that?

1:02:35🔗 Adam What position were you in when you did the hair pulling?

1:02:38🔗 Caller Missionary.

1:02:39🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:02:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:41🔗 Adam A weird hair pulling position.

1:02:43🔗 Caller Yeah. Like, when I was on top of him, he did it too, but.

1:02:48🔗 Adam Really?

1:02:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:49🔗 All right.

1:02:51🔗 Adam Are you going to see the guy again? You know him?

1:02:52🔗 Caller No, probably not. I gave him my phone number, but I don't know.

1:02:56🔗 Drew That's the point. You would like to see him again, but he know he's not going to call.

1:02:59🔗 Caller Why?

1:02:59🔗 Adam Why do you know he's not going to call?

1:03:00🔗 Caller Listen, like when we're, okay, he has a truck and everything, we're driving, and he's like, I'm going to call you, but I don't think you'll call me back. And he kept on saying that. And he like called today, but I wasn't home.

1:03:11🔗 Drew He called you.

1:03:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:12🔗 Drew Call him back.

1:03:14🔗 Caller Okay. There you go.

1:03:16🔗 Drew He likes you. It's fine.

1:03:17🔗 Adam Yeah. He's 44.

1:03:19🔗 Drew How old is he?

1:03:20🔗 Caller He's 18.

1:03:22🔗 Adam Is he in high school?

1:03:24🔗 Yeah.

1:03:25🔗 Adam He is?

1:03:26🔗 Yeah.

1:03:26🔗 Adam Does he go to the same high school you go to?

1:03:28🔗 Caller No, he goes to a different one.

1:03:30🔗 Drew Just imagine the guy that Matthew McConaughey played in Days and Confused.

1:03:33🔗 Adam Yeah. Is he, goes to a different high school? He's a senior?

1:03:38🔗 Drew Yeah. Must have been a yes.

1:03:40🔗 Adam Yes. He's going to be graduating? Hold on. Chris, I'll explain what that word means during the commercial break. Write that down.

1:03:48🔗 Drew Yeah, graduation.

1:03:49🔗 Adam He's going to be graduating, Eli?

1:03:51🔗 Yeah.

1:03:52🔗 Adam All right. Well, why don't you call him back? Maybe you can start up a little relationship.

1:03:56🔗 Okay.

1:03:57🔗 Drew Yeah, it's fine.

1:03:58🔗 Adam And I'll tell you what, the hair pulling is fine. Use some protection. Here's what all you chicks ought to do. Go out, have you drunk in one night stands and then just go out on one date with the guy. Just get his number, show up at his house for one afternoon and give him to buy you an ice cream cone. That way it goes down in the record book as I dated this guy for a while, we had sex, you know, but it's not a one night, doesn't go into the one night stand.

1:04:24🔗 Drew A lot of women like to think that they're liberated and this is a good thing and I've, you know, look, I'm expressing myself and I can do this.

1:04:31🔗 Yeah.

1:04:32🔗 Drew Blah, blah, blah.

1:04:32🔗 Yeah.

1:04:34🔗 Adam That's fine, but I'm just saying later on in life, when you start getting those one night stand tallies going, go on one date with the guy, it's no longer one night stand and you went on a technicality. It's like when famous play by play announcer for the Lakers, Chick Hearns had himself the deceased now at Chick Hearns, had himself a record where he called Laker games, he called like 50,000 Laker games in a row. Without missing one, except for once in a while he'd get really sick. And so what they would do is they would just card him in. They would just card him in and he would prop him up and he'd be like, Mustard's off the hot dog. And then they would card it back out again, he'd throw it and they'd card it back out again and then another guy would finish the entire game. Which to me means record ends because you can do the game. I know Drew hates this.

1:05:27🔗 Drew No, I don't hate that. Technicalities are not good.

1:05:29🔗 Adam I don't think it's taking anything away from the guy. I'm just saying you made it to 45,000 but you didn't make it to 45,001 because you couldn't go in and do the game. It's like we talk about all these things like, well, you never missed a day of school. Yeah, there was a thing when you have a fifth stage of mono and we dragged you in on a gurney with an IV and we pushed you through the corridor and down through the quad, you circled once and we pushed you back home, got you an ambulance, airlifted you back to your house. That's missing a day of school, is it not?

1:06:03🔗 Drew Right.

1:06:04🔗 Adam All right.

1:06:04🔗 Drew Right.

1:06:05🔗 Adam Drew had mono in high school. Mando, I wish I had mono in high school.

1:06:10🔗 Drew But hey, I had it during, when school was over and we were having our senior projects. It's like a three week period at the end there where kids were allowed to sort of investigate things and do these projects.

1:06:19🔗 Adam Really? How does that work? What's a senior project?

1:06:22🔗 Drew It's just them they did in my school. The seniors did these, you know, they'd go on these adventures or whatever and they'd come report about it.

1:06:31🔗 Adam What adventure?

1:06:32🔗 Drew They'd go, you know, travel with somebody or work under doctor's supervision or scrubbing out a bunch of surgeries or stuff like that. They'd have to develop a plan, present it to a teacher and then write about it and talk about it.

1:06:43🔗 Adam We went to the lorry seasoning plant in Glendale.

1:06:46🔗 Drew I remember one that stuck with me that I thought was kind of interesting. A guy lived blind for three weeks completely and then reported about it.

1:06:53🔗 Adam Really? Three weeks. No looking at porn for three weeks. Yeah. Eating and stabbing yourself in the eye. Wow. And so that was the period that you would have been doing your senior whatever. So what's the deal? What if you did no senior whatever?

1:07:13🔗 Drew I don't know. I didn't do one really because I was sick.

1:07:17🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, does it hurt your grade? Is it for one class?

1:07:20🔗 Drew No, it's not in for class. Yeah. Everyone's already in college and stuff. It's all over.

1:07:23🔗 Adam Oh, screw that.

1:07:24🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:25🔗 Adam I'd be gone, daddy, gone. My senior thesis would be done at the beach. Yeah. I ball in the honeys. Yeah. Oh, there's not a, you know what? There's not a human being I went to school with that I can think of that wouldn't have been gone in the second day, three, that three weeks ago. That was just like school's over. Yeah. You get to go to an orthodontist. I see you. Oh, Drew. All right. You wanted to do one? What would your one have been?

1:07:56🔗 Drew I can't remember.

1:07:57🔗 Caller I can't remember.

1:07:58🔗 Adam Now, once you get mono, can you not get mono again? Is that how it works?

1:08:02🔗 Drew Theoretically. Probably not for a long, long time.

1:08:04🔗 Adam How come no one gets mono when they're 40?

1:08:07🔗 Drew You know, how come people stop getting, you know, chicken pox? Stop getting colds at a certain point too.

1:08:12🔗 Adam Do they?

1:08:12🔗 Drew Yeah. For the most part, your sort of body doesn't react to viruses quite the same way.

1:08:16🔗 Adam Well, you get a flu, right?

1:08:18🔗 Drew You can get a flu, yeah. Think of all the illnesses you have when you're a kid.

1:08:21🔗 Adam I know, but-

1:08:22🔗 Drew You have fevers and that all the time. You start getting immunity to viruses.

1:08:25🔗 Adam I'm sort of hip to that, but it's just, I don't know. So do kids even get mono anymore?

1:08:31🔗 Drew Yeah, my son had it like a year ago.

1:08:33🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:08:33🔗 Drew Bad.

1:08:34🔗 Adam Lucky bastard. During the school year?

1:08:36🔗 Drew Like 10, 2 weeks.

1:08:37🔗 Adam Awesome. Man, I wish I had mono when I was in high school.

1:08:41🔗 All right.

1:08:42🔗 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break. Girlfriend has herpes.

1:08:46🔗 Balls are touching it.

1:08:48🔗 Adam Why does it sabotage relationships? 27-year-old.

1:08:50🔗 Drew Let's talk about the herpetic balls.

1:08:51🔗 Adam Boyfriends think our past problems.

1:08:53🔗 Drew Herpes balls.

1:08:54🔗 Adam Gushes. Okay, we'll do that in a gusher. All that after this. Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam D.

1:09:31🔗 That's Dr. Drew.

1:09:35🔗 Adam Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. I want to give a little shout out to Corey Graff, who works at the Exhibits Research and Development Management Department at the Museum of Flight.

1:09:49🔗 Drew Who gave us an amazing book here that we gushed over ourselves.

1:09:54🔗 Adam It is, Corey over here wrote me a nice letter saying that he wrote this great book that he sent us while he was listening to Loveline every night, and he works at the Museum of Flight in Seattle. I'd love to go to. But he sent us this great books called Shot to Hell, and it's stories and photos of ravaged WWII war birds. Those are airplanes from World War II. And just great pictures of these bombers and fighters and escort planes and all these things just holes. The condition that these planes would come back in, imagine you're going over, you know, you're bombing Berlin and you're doing daytime raids and you have to stay in a tight formation in order to hit your targets. And there's just shrapnel flying through the air everywhere because all the flak is in the air. And you have an airplane that's basically just made out of skin like about cocaine thickness, aluminum. And somebody and there's shards of just red hot sharp metal being sprayed everywhere in the air. You're going to have a bunch of holes in your plane if and when you come back.

1:11:10🔗 Drew And some of these are just crazy amounts of holes.

1:11:14🔗 Adam We're just looking at these great graphic pictures of these airplanes that are just riddled with holes. I mean, whole tail section shot off. You see light just coming in one one side and out the other. And I think people thought, Drew, that when you're in the plane you had like some steel plating or something around you. Uh-uh. Stuff just goes right through it. You just hope it doesn't hit something you need like your liver or hydraulic line or something. And these planes would just come limping back.

1:11:45🔗 Drew And it looks like they would land them like anywhere. Like they're just driving a jeep home or something.

1:11:49🔗 Adam Yeah. They would just land them. And most all of them got destroyed. And it's too bad cause a lot of them would be worth millions of bucks today. And that's the, there's a weird thing about World War II. We just scrapped all these planes.

1:12:03🔗 Drew Scrapped everything. Think about it.

1:12:05🔗 Adam Well, basically what happened is, is the jet age came a year later and all these things were completely outdated and they just junked them. Now you get yourself one of those Mustangs and it's worth five million bucks. Are you ready to roll, Drew?

1:12:19🔗 Drew Let's go.

1:12:19🔗 Adam And we made, you know, these are like weird statistics like there's a Mustang that's worth nothing. Here's the thing, Drew. It's like they do these things like, oh yeah, McDonnell Douglas made 5,500 Mustangs. There's three left that are known. Just crazy numbers of these bombers and these fighters and stuff where they made thousands and thousands of them. And there's literally two working ones left.

1:12:44🔗 Drew In a way you can understand that by virtue of they were so meaningless, you know what I mean, they were so plentiful, they were cheap, they were nothing. They were just trashed. There were so many of them.

1:12:55🔗 Adam And they were outdated. Yeah?

1:12:58🔗 Drew Yes.

1:12:59🔗 Adam Alright, you ready?

1:13:00🔗 Drew Yep.

1:13:01🔗 Adam Let's talk to, you want to talk to Jake?

1:13:04🔗 Yep.

1:13:04🔗 Drew Because the other one we lost our other call that we ran.

1:13:06🔗 Oh, okay.

1:13:06🔗 Adam Jake, you're 19.

1:13:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:13:09🔗 Adam What's up?

1:13:11🔗 Did they tell you the whole story or?

1:13:13🔗 Drew Yeah, tell us what you want to ask us.

1:13:14🔗 Adam Tell us everything. They don't tell us anything.

1:13:16🔗 Oh, okay. Basically, my ex-girlfriend, I told him I was my girlfriend. I screwed up on that case. My ex-girlfriend, we were dating about a year ago. And she was pretty attractive and stuff like that and everything. And whenever she would give me an orgasm through a hand job, whatever, I would just put out these immense amounts of sperm, like just covering everything. I swear to God, it's like, I don't know how you have that much in me. But the thing that is bizarre is that when I was 14, I had a benign tumor in my left testicle and I had to get it removed. So I've only got one testicle, but I'm like putting out, like it just like soaked the couch, soaked me, soaked the ground.

1:13:58🔗 Drew Your testicle doesn't produce your semen.

1:14:00🔗 Adam It's gotta be awesome though for her parents. You guys are getting it on on the sofa.

1:14:06🔗 Oh no, no, it's my house. It's my dad doesn't care. He's like, he doesn't give a damn.

1:14:11🔗 Yeah.

1:14:13🔗 Adam I was wondering though, you know, why your kid's a decorator.

1:14:17🔗 Drew It's like, I mean, that's how my interior design.

1:14:21🔗 Adam Yeah. That's, that's, that's hard to mop up. Yeah.

1:14:24🔗 Drew So it is your prostate gland that produces that fluid and it stores it in the seminal vesicles and yours must be large. So it can store a large amount of fluid and then it mixes sperm into that. But it's not the sperm. That's just some trickles in from your test. Your test is not producing the fluid and the testosterone. The test is produced testosterone and obviously you must have high levels of that circulating around too. But one test you can produce that just as well as too.

1:14:48🔗 Okay. Because I also have, I don't know if this would affect it, but I also have a heart problem. Believe it or not. I slammed that line. I had a heart attack at eight days old again, cause unknown.

1:14:58🔗 Adam Smoking, I would guess.

1:15:00🔗 Yeah, I have a million medical problems. It's not even funny.

1:15:03🔗 Adam It's like I could probably make a personal record. It's probably because you're depleting your body of all fluids every time you ejaculate.

1:15:07🔗 Drew Maybe you must have had some congenital coronary artery defect.

1:15:12🔗 Yeah, I had a microvalve leak.

1:15:15🔗 Drew Yeah, but that doesn't give you a heart attack.

1:15:17🔗 Well, I have the microvalve leak because of the heart attack. I had a blood clot and it caused heart damage.

1:15:22🔗 Drew Perfect. Okay.

1:15:23🔗 So, apparently, according to the doctors, they said I have a high level of... I'm trying to pronounce it epinephrine.

1:15:31🔗 Drew Epinephrine.

1:15:32🔗 Yeah, and that's flowing through my body, which is like a stress adrenaline, so that may, I don't know, increase the testosterone.

1:15:39🔗 Adam All right, well, look, let's put it this way, Genius. Everybody, one out every 500 guys is a, you know, heavy flow man, and one out every 500 guys is a trickler. Is there a reason? No.

1:15:57🔗 Drew One of them things.

1:15:58🔗 Adam No, it's just that, everybody, with everything. I know everyone searches for these reasons, but there really just isn't. It's like, some guys can jump up and dunk a basketball, other guys can't. Why? Why, Drew? Why? No reason.

1:16:14🔗 Drew They watch some video tapes about how Michael Jordan does it. Yeah, yeah.

1:16:17🔗 Adam He read, they read a book.

1:16:18🔗 Drew Read a book by him, yeah.

1:16:19🔗 Yeah.

1:16:19🔗 Adam Well, they did, their dad, well, their dad was a ballroom dancer.

1:16:24🔗 Drew So that contributed.

1:16:25🔗 Yeah.

1:16:25🔗 Drew All right. That's getting too heavy. Let's, let's talk to it, do it Germany or Florida.

1:16:29🔗 Adam Tim.

1:16:30🔗 Drew Yep.

1:16:31🔗 Adam Germany or Florida. Give it to us.

1:16:34🔗 Caller All righty. A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert. A key highway was closed after a driver spotted what looked like to be a pipe bomb under an overpass. Hearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed the interstate for an hour. On a closer inspection, police found that the device was actually a foot long plastic penis. Someone took construction-grade plastic, molded it into a penis, and wrapped it with duct tape, said an officer. The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe. Germany or Florida, guys?

1:17:15🔗 Adam You know, I picture giant penis. I picture, you know, three, four stories. Not a foot long.

1:17:21🔗 Right.

1:17:21🔗 Adam That's a Dodger dog.

1:17:22🔗 Right.

1:17:23🔗 Drew That's a hoagie.

1:17:24🔗 Yeah.

1:17:24🔗 Adam It's a grinder.

1:17:27🔗 Nothing.

1:17:28🔗 Adam Rapid duct tape. Oh, it's so sad that everything's a bomb and you got to get the robot with the shotgun. And, you know, you know what society we're living in now? Some kid leaves his backpack at the bus terminal. That's it. Clear the place out. Stop the buses. Cording the place off. Get the robot with the camera and the shotgun and the tractor tread on it. And we'll shoot the kid's backpack and then we tear it open and we find some Lunchables in a peachy folder. Yep. Sad. Sad, Drew.

1:17:55🔗 Drew That's what we live in.

1:17:55🔗 Adam Sad commentary.

1:17:56🔗 Drew Yep.

1:17:57🔗 Adam By the way, here's what the Bomb Squad should be. Bomb Squad, disposable people. Just, yeah, the guy's a three-time loser pedophile. Hey, hey, yeah, come here. Grab that backpack and run as fast as you can. If it goes off, oh, the pedophile blew up. Tough. What are you gonna do? Put the flags at half-mast. All right, Drew, Germany or Florida?

1:18:23🔗 Drew I'm saying Florida. How many freeways are there in Germany? Overpasses.

1:18:27🔗 Did you say freeway?

1:18:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:18:28🔗 Adam I got overpass.

1:18:29🔗 Drew I said freeway overpass. And the whole Bomb Squad and the terrorist anxiety and all that sounds American right now. So go Florida.

1:18:38🔗 Adam I'm going Germany.

1:18:39🔗 Drew All right, fair enough.

1:18:40🔗 Adam I'm going Germany.

1:18:40🔗 Drew What do you got, Tim?

1:18:41🔗 Adam I'm going Germany.

1:18:41🔗 Drew All right.

1:18:44🔗 Caller Adam, as much as I'd like to see you right, Drew, it's Florida.

1:18:46🔗 Yeah.

1:18:48🔗 Damn it.

1:18:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:18:50🔗 Damn it.

1:18:52🔗 Caller God damn.

1:18:53🔗 Drew You weren't using your hat on that one.

1:18:55🔗 Adam You were just a little impulsive. I was like, so impulsive. I'm such an idiot.

1:18:59🔗 Caller No, I think the interstate is what tipped you off.

1:19:02🔗 Adam I'm stupid, though.

1:19:03🔗 Drew Oh, interstate. Did he actually say interstate?

1:19:05🔗 Adam Probably so.

1:19:06🔗 I heard it three times.

1:19:08🔗 Adam I'm such an idiot.

1:19:09🔗 I'm so stupid.

1:19:10🔗 Adam I'm such an idiot.

1:19:13🔗 Caller No, no, Adam, Adam, when you take over the world, I am right there behind you, dude. You're not stupid. You're the greatest.

1:19:18🔗 Adam Thank you, Tim.

1:19:19🔗 Shut up!

1:19:20🔗 Adam My little tac crows flying overhead. Kids playing Adam Corolla instead of Marco Polo in the pool.

1:19:28🔗 Going to be awesome.

1:19:30🔗 Adam All right, let's see. Losing virginity.

1:19:33🔗 Drew Wardah.

1:19:33🔗 Adam Wardah. God, that is an unattractive name.

1:19:38🔗 Drew Wardah.

1:19:41🔗 Adam Maybe she's from...

1:19:41🔗 Drew Call her who goes by Wardah.

1:19:44🔗 Adam Because anyway...

1:19:44🔗 Drew Wardah, Wardah.

1:19:46🔗 Adam Did anyone name your kid? My mom had a friend grown up named Burda. She was about 300 pounds and had hair like Marty Feldman. And it was like...

1:19:57🔗 Drew Nice.

1:19:58🔗 Adam But still not as unattractive as her name.

1:20:01🔗 Drew And by the way, it was her name probably spelled B-E-R-T-H-A. And just the hippies had to call her Burda.

1:20:06🔗 Adam Well, that's a decent point. She was probably Burda. I never even thought about that. That's right. Jessica?

1:20:13🔗 Caller Yes.

1:20:14🔗 Adam You're 22?

1:20:15🔗 Caller Yes.

1:20:16🔗 Adam What's up?

1:20:18🔗 Caller My boyfriend and I have been together for a little over a year. And in the beginning, well, I guess throughout our whole relationship, it's been very passionate. Sex has been great. But about five months ago, he started antidepressant. Uh-oh.

1:20:33🔗 Drew Well, there you go.

1:20:35🔗 Caller Right. And so ejaculating for him, orgasming has been difficult, but possible. But lately, it hasn't been happening at all.

1:20:45🔗 Drew Has he changed the dose of his medication?

1:20:48🔗 Caller What was that?

1:20:48🔗 Drew Has he changed the dose of his medication recently?

1:20:51🔗 Caller No.

1:20:52🔗 Drew You sure?

1:20:54🔗 Caller Yeah. He would tell me. I mean, we talk openly about it. And I try not to take it personally, but I don't know if there's something that I can do to help it.

1:21:04🔗 Drew What medication is he?

1:21:05🔗 Adam You could be better looking.

1:21:07🔗 Drew What medication is he on?

1:21:09🔗 Caller Well, I don't know why it would have happened before. He would have been, he could have ejaculated before, but now it's getting worse.

1:21:15🔗 Drew What medication is he on? I'll try to answer that.

1:21:19🔗 Caller Zoloft.

1:21:20🔗 Drew And he has not changed the dose?

1:21:22🔗 Adam No.

1:21:24🔗 Drew Well, Zoloft will shut you down sexually and can make it very difficult sometimes to have an orgasm or an ejaculation. And things can get worse with time. Yeah, they could.

1:21:33🔗 Caller I have heard that Welbutrin is a better option.

1:21:37🔗 Drew Well, I can't say it's a better option.

1:21:39🔗 Adam Don't they mix that with this? You take that on top of?

1:21:42🔗 Drew You can add the Welbutrin or you can switch to Serizone or Remeron. Or it sounds like, I suspect this was not a psychiatrist prescribing this.

1:21:52🔗 Caller It actually is.

1:21:54🔗 Drew Okay, well, then he's got, then he's, then he's, should be easy to go back and say, look, I'm having sexual dysfunction. And by the way, when you're depressed, the last thing you want is to lose your ability to have sex and be close in your relationships. It's a, it's a, it's an important issue. And for him not to bring it up with a psychiatrist is a problem.

1:22:11🔗 Caller Right. And after it happens, he gets extremely frustrated and wants to keep going and going and going, even when it's not possible to go anymore. And I don't really know how to respond to that.

1:22:21🔗 Adam I'm more sad. Now listen.

1:22:23🔗 Drew Talk to the doctor. Get a switch. Alexa Pro is one that may be more appropriate for him too, a little less likely to cause this problem. You know, there's a new, there's a new thing coming out for premature ejaculation. I'll tell you about this.

1:22:35🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:22:35🔗 Drew An ultra short acting version of these medications. So guys will go, you know, five minutes that you could only go one minute before.

1:22:45🔗 Adam Jessica.

1:22:46🔗 Caller Yes.

1:22:47🔗 Adam How long have you two been together?

1:22:49🔗 Caller About a year and four months.

1:22:52🔗 Adam Are you in love?

1:22:53🔗 Caller I'm in love. Deeply in love.

1:22:56🔗 Adam You are?

1:22:57🔗 Drew She's hanging out with us for the last five months, too.

1:22:59🔗 Adam What's so great about this guy?

1:23:02🔗 Caller He's just great all around. We both are in the same point in our life. We're both graduating from college. And so, I don't know, we have a lot in common. We can talk about things that are intellectually stimulating and I'm very attracted to him. And we have a lot of the same goals, so.

1:23:20🔗 Adam Okay. You guys go into a four-year college then, right?

1:23:23🔗 Caller Right.

1:23:24🔗 Drew UW.

1:23:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Exactly. Here's how you know people are going to four-year. You ever hear anyone talk about graduating from junior college? It's two years yet no one ever graduates.

1:23:34🔗 Drew They do, of course. Oh, no, wait a minute.

1:23:37🔗 Adam You just never hear about it. Sorry, Chris, hold your ears for a second.

1:23:40🔗 Drew I will, man.

1:23:41🔗 Adam All right. Here's my point, Drew. Seriously. Seriously. Would you please just listen, just dig on this.

1:23:46🔗 I'm digging.

1:23:48🔗 Adam Four-year college, regular college is four years. Junior college is two years. That is 100 percent more college you must attend, therefore 100 percent harder to graduate. Yet you hear constantly about people graduating from four-year. Yeah, I know hundreds of people went to Jersey. You never hear about them graduating, never hear about any ceremonies, any certificates, any anything. Very rare that you ever hear graduate. You hear all day, I'm going to, but you never hear I'm graduating or I graduated. Yes, you went first semester, you got put on academic probation when you're 19, and now you're working at your cousin's sofa factory, but you never hear about graduating. Never.

1:24:35🔗 Drew That's true.

1:24:36🔗 Adam Okay, thank you.

1:24:37🔗 Drew I hear about transferring.

1:24:39🔗 Adam When you hear, when you heard that her and her boyfriend were graduating this year, immediately, you know, Campy Junior College, because that is a Roach Motel, my friends.

1:24:49🔗 Drew Plus they're 21 and graduating, not 28.

1:24:52🔗 Right.

1:24:52🔗 Drew It's not a clue.

1:24:53🔗 Chris is 29, leave him alone.

1:24:54🔗 Adam All right, you can unplug your ears now. You can unplug your ears now. All right, we will take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak-

1:25:02🔗 Drew Herpes Balls guys.

1:25:03🔗 Adam Herpes Balls guys back. All that after this.

1:25:09🔗 This is Loveline.

1:25:15🔗 Caller The one and only Live 105.

1:25:29🔗 Adam Yeah, everybody.

1:25:32🔗 Loveline.

1:25:33🔗 Adam Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-R. Dan Finnerty is in here tomorrow night from the Dan Band. You're hip to the Dan Band, are you not, Drew?

1:25:43🔗 Drew I'm really not. You've told me about them, but I am now.

1:25:46🔗 Adam But you're gonna be hip tomorrow night.

1:25:47🔗 Drew I will be hip.

1:25:48🔗 Adam I'll tell you that right now. Michael?

1:25:51🔗 Drew Starsky and Hutch. Adam, Dr. Drew?

1:25:54🔗 Yeah.

1:25:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:25:55🔗 How you guys doing?

1:25:56🔗 Adam Hold on a second. What about Starsky and Hutch?

1:25:58🔗 They were featured in that movie.

1:26:00🔗 Drew The new movie.

1:26:00🔗 Adam The Day Man.

1:26:01🔗 Yeah, the new movie.

1:26:02🔗 Yeah.

1:26:03🔗 Adam You know what I don't like, Drew? I got a couple of shirts and a couple of sweatshirts that are made a certain way that they should have pockets in certain places, but they don't. And I never get tired of trying to find them. I got a couple of short sleeves.

1:26:19🔗 Drew I've got a jacket that way.

1:26:21🔗 Adam I got a short sleeve button-up shirt that should have a pocket right on the breast there on the left side. And I've tried to put my sunglasses in it 3,000 times, and it's not there. And I'm doing this tonight. I'm wearing this Man Show sweat shirt, sort of pullover, that needs pockets. And I go for it each and every time. And it ain't there, and I'm going insane. I'm also wearing sweatpants that have no pocket in the side, just one in the ass. I'm dragging my keys, my cell phone, everywhere. All right, but here's the thing. I keep going for it. Not there.

1:26:51🔗 What's that have to do with Starskin Hutch?

1:26:53🔗 Adam What does it have to do with Starskin Hutch? Who are we talking to? Michael. Michael, you're 23. What's up?

1:27:00🔗 Hey, what's going on, guys?

1:27:01🔗 Caller I've been seeing this girl recently, about six months. She told me before I had sex with her that she had general herpes, and we've been having protected sex, but I have a question. Usually when she comes, I still get some on my testicles, and I've noticed that I've been itchy in that area, and I was just wondering if you could contract sores that way.

1:27:23🔗 Drew You can, herpes, and sometimes the testicles...

1:27:25🔗 Adam When she has an orgasm?

1:27:27🔗 Drew Some fluid gets on them. That's funny?

1:27:31🔗 Adam Yeah. All right.

1:27:33🔗 Drew Anyway.

1:27:34🔗 Go ahead.

1:27:35🔗 Drew Yeah, obviously the fluid can have the viral material in it, and the testes sometimes... Yeah.

1:27:41🔗 Adam Really?

1:27:41🔗 Drew The testes sometimes...

1:27:42🔗 Not really, though.

1:27:43🔗 Drew Yes, that's a common thing.

1:27:45🔗 Adam Common?

1:27:46🔗 Drew It's a common way that the condom doesn't protect you. If it's going to fail, this is how it fails.

1:27:52🔗 Adam Well, yeah, but not... It's just more... When you say the fluid, you just mean the...

1:27:57🔗 Drew Contact. The fluid's got the viruses floating around in the fluid.

1:27:59🔗 Adam No, I'm hip to that. I sort of actually meant the projectile fluid. I thought she was a gusher in, you know, like a cobra spraying venom.

1:28:09🔗 Drew Yeah, the nuts are pretty close to the action there. You know what I'm saying? And sometimes they don't manifest ulcers.

1:28:15🔗 Adam They're in the action.

1:28:16🔗 Drew On the test of your vesicles, they just get...

1:28:18🔗 Adam In the action.

1:28:18🔗 Drew Nice, well, they fit right in there. That's right. Well, it's yours.

1:28:23🔗 Adam Yeah. What happened to the mongoose, Drew?

1:28:26🔗 Drew Went the way of the dodo.

1:28:27🔗 Adam There used to be a lot of mongoose and cobra talk. Now there's no more mongoose. There's snakes still around. Car is the mongoose.

1:28:33🔗 Cars were called mongoose.

1:28:35🔗 Adam Sure.

1:28:35🔗 Drew Here's the deal, Michael, that sometimes the testes don't manifest a classic appearance of the herpes. They just get red and sort of inflamed looking. They sort of look like testes are on fire.

1:28:43🔗 Adam From the...

1:28:44🔗 Drew From herpes.

1:28:45🔗 Adam But they don't get lesions. That's herpes.

1:28:48🔗 Drew They don't, you may not see the lesions, yeah.

1:28:50🔗 Will that rest in my penis?

1:28:52🔗 Drew Not necessarily. That may just be where your herpes are.

1:28:56🔗 Mm-hmm.

1:28:57🔗 All right.

1:28:58🔗 Adam You ready to rock? There was Ricky Tiki Tavi.

1:29:03🔗 Drew What is that?

1:29:03🔗 He was a mongoose.

1:29:04🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:29:05🔗 Adam Animated. There's a lot of mongoose stuff.

1:29:09🔗 Bikes they mongoose, cars they mongoose. Yeah, cars and bikes, yeah. Mongoose and snakes fighting all the time.

1:29:14🔗 Adam We're not so enamored with the mongoose anymore.

1:29:16🔗 Drew Who was the mongoose race car driver?

1:29:20🔗 Adam That was probably... Well, there was the snake. That was Don Perdom. Don Perdom. I would go, I would go Don Garlitz, but I don't know.

1:29:29🔗 Drew That's daddy Don Garlitz. No, no, no, no.

1:29:31🔗 Adam Big Danny?

1:29:32🔗 Drew No, mongoose. I really looked that up. Mongoose, 1960.

1:29:36🔗 Adam Those were both, there's one car was sponsored by Army and they were sponsored by Navy. Do you know that?

1:29:42🔗 Drew Yeah, I didn't know that.

1:29:43🔗 Adam Army, Navy cars. Kirsten?

1:29:47🔗 Caller Hi, how are you guys doing?

1:29:48🔗 Adam 21.

1:29:50🔗 Sorry, what?

1:29:51🔗 Adam You're 21?

1:29:52🔗 Yes.

1:29:55🔗 Adam Yeah. Go ahead, what's up?

1:29:57🔗 Well, I just had a question.

1:29:59🔗 Caller I just need some advice because...

1:30:01🔗 Caller Just do it!

1:30:03🔗 Caller I just don't know why I keep sabotaging anything in my life. Right now, it's just my relationship because as far as I've gotten hold of my life. But, I mean, I know it's just a pattern, but I just want to know how to stop it because I'm just sick of it.

1:30:16🔗 Drew Go ahead, what's going on?

1:30:18🔗 Adam I'm not even listening. I'm trying to figure out who drove the Mongos in the 1970s.

1:30:22🔗 Drew They didn't say like Sam something.

1:30:24🔗 Adam Think of my head. Billy McEwen. Oh, I try to figure this out. Keep going, Chris. We're still going to focus on our Hot Wheels from 1974.

1:30:32🔗 Who cares?

1:30:33🔗 All right.

1:30:34🔗 Drew Go ahead. It's like a Mustang, the Mongos. Remember?

1:30:38🔗 Yeah.

1:30:39🔗 Adam Not really.

1:30:40🔗 Yeah.

1:30:40🔗 Adam It wasn't really Mustang. A Tremere or something.

1:30:43🔗 It's hard to tell funny cars. Go ahead, Carson.

1:30:47🔗 Caller Well, I just want to stop this pattern because I mean, I just don't want it to affect my life again right now.

1:30:52🔗 Drew What's happening right now? Give me some details of what's happening currently.

1:30:56🔗 Caller Well, right now, it's just my relationship. I always do something. Usually, I'm drinking too much and I just go crazy and it affects my relationship.

1:31:06🔗 Drew Are you a trauma survivor? Somebody abandoned you, leave you, abuse you?

1:31:12🔗 Caller Yeah. I mean, I had a messed up childhood, but I got over that.

1:31:14🔗 I mean, you don't know when they lie.

1:31:16🔗 Drew Wait, wait, you don't get over it. This is your problem. What do you mean you got over it? Obviously, it has a profound effect on you. It affects how your brain is wired. It affects how you tolerate relationships, affects how you behave in relationships. It affects how you regulate emotions and how you turn towards drugs and alcohol as a means of doing that.

1:31:33🔗 Adam How messed up was your childhood?

1:31:37🔗 Caller Everything. I mean.

1:31:39🔗 Drew All right. So that requires treatment.

1:31:40🔗 Adam Get some therapy.

1:31:41🔗 Drew That's the, you know, if it's around drugs and alcohol, oftentimes recovery will address that very nicely. But it takes a long time in the program to really get through a lot of this deeper stuff.

1:31:51🔗 I just want to say, what's up with Tiffany?

1:31:53🔗 Adam Tiffany?

1:31:54🔗 Yeah.

1:31:55🔗 Adam You're 19?

1:31:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:57🔗 Adam 27-year-old boyfriend thinks her past problems are ruining sex now.

1:32:03🔗 Caller Well, not so much ruining it. I mean, when we first got together, it was all hot and heavy. But when I told him what happened to me when I was living back in Arizona, he just kind of like distanced himself from me now.

1:32:15🔗 Adam Well, what did you tell him?

1:32:17🔗 Caller Well, I was raped repeatedly a lot.

1:32:20🔗 Caller And ever since I told him that, our sex life had just kind of...

1:32:24🔗 Adam Who raped you repeatedly and a lot?

1:32:27🔗 Caller Well, they were illegals, I guess you could say. They were from Mexico, because I lived close to the Mexican border. So they would come across, and I lived on a dairy, so they always worked on the dairy. Then they would just jump me from behind and whatnot.

1:32:42🔗 Caller And I told him about it.

1:32:44🔗 Caller I was... What time?

1:32:48🔗 Drew Wow, it's awful.

1:32:49🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Your family owned the dairy?

1:32:54🔗 Caller No, no, no. My dad worked on the dairy. And I guess they were my dad's friends that did it to me.

1:33:03🔗 Adam It makes things worse.

1:33:04🔗 Caller My parents didn't do anything about it.

1:33:06🔗 Adam Were you 16 or were you 8? Or how old were you?

1:33:09🔗 Caller No, I was... It spanned out from I'd say about 13 to 16.

1:33:16🔗 Drew Wow.

1:33:17🔗 Adam Wow.

1:33:17🔗 Drew It's awful.

1:33:18🔗 Adam All right, but something's up here. I mean, your dad's an alcoholic or there's some abuse or something. Hang on, Tiffany. We gotta take a break. I wanna talk more about this dairy rape.

1:33:28🔗 Drew It's interesting. It's the test of the Derbervilles.

1:33:30🔗 Adam Yeah. I have no idea what that means.

1:33:32🔗 Drew Thomas Hardy book.

1:33:33🔗 Adam Thank you. Oh yeah. We're talking about the Hardy books another night.

1:33:36🔗 Huh?

1:33:38🔗 Adam Tiffany is 19. Tiffany, call us tomorrow night. I wanna talk to Tiffany first thing about this.

1:33:43🔗 Drew And Tracy too. I was on Tracy. Yeah.

1:33:45🔗 Adam I wanna talk to Tracy too. I'm interested about this illegal dairy rape across the world.

1:33:50🔗 Drew Screen it and see if you can get those two calls set up for tomorrow night.

1:33:52🔗 Adam We'll text those a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Well, there you go.

1:34:29🔗 Another fabulous show.

1:34:31🔗 Adam Safely in the vault. The Dan Ban in here tomorrow night. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Adam, yeah, I'd like you to defecate in my moh- It's already in their mouth before they even got the word mouth out.

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