1:24🔗
Adam
Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Dr. Drew is not in studio tonight. Dr. Drew is in New York. Why, Engineer Chris?
1:57🔗
Adam
You ever think about this concept that some people... You know how you're always wrong when you jump in and complete so-and-sentence?
2:12🔗
Adam
I think they used to call it the curse. I think Chris has the curse. I told the engineer, Chris, I said, get ready with your microphone because I'm coming to you. And so I was going to say, Dr. Drew is in New York tonight. Why, Chris?
2:33🔗
Yeah.
2:34🔗
Yeah.
2:34🔗
Adam
I was going to say that. But 10 seconds after I said, get ready with your microphone, I said, boy, it's pretty light in here. And Chris then walked around and was standing at the lights when I pointed at the mic. But look, he's working. He's a new broom. He's sweeping clean.
3:03🔗
Drew
I am working with another company too. Whenever I come to New York, people pile on, you know. But it is interesting. I was.
3:17🔗
Drew
This is the vaginal lube suppository, vaginal atrophy treatment. Very interesting stuff. I mean, it's here's the deal.
3:36🔗
Drew
Leathery. And if you don't take these estrogen, and then now we don't use the systemic estrogens anymore. We don't give women hormone replacement therapies so much.
3:51🔗
Adam
What is the difference, Drew, and as a man of passion, I know that's not an option for you even as you get into your golden years.
3:58🔗
Adam
Golden. Let me say this. We used to, when women got past menopause, we would give them estrogen, right?
4:10🔗
Drew
Well, they're just sort of, we're working it out. I still think it is a good thing, but they're certainly not using it to protect for against heart disease and strokes anymore.
4:19🔗
Adam
But they're ingesting estrogen, and estrogen will have the same effect sort of topically if it's absorbed in a certain area for that specific area?
4:31🔗
Adam
But does it have to be a mucosal surface? Like what if I put estrogen on my elbow? Would I grow a boob?
4:37🔗
Drew
You would not, but there are delivery systems that will get through the skin, right? That's why they have estrogen, birth control patches now.
4:44🔗
Drew
It's hormone going through the skin. But they don't really have, there are rings you can put inside the vagina, and there are tablets, and there's a cream you can put in there.
4:50🔗
Adam
What about for men, what about some sort of steroids or something? Couldn't you just rub that on your bicep or on your joint or something and not take it? Why not? Different?
5:04🔗
Drew
Different. And again, to get enough levels to have effect on muscle, it goes everywhere. Right.
5:12🔗
Drew
Right. You can get mucosa moistened up with a little estrogen, but you can't get a muscle enlarge with that. You know what I mean? It's more of a surface thing.
5:21🔗
Adam
Speaking of uncomfortable topics, I had to go to the doctor's office and drop a little semen sample.
5:32🔗
Adam
Well, no, I have, you know, what I think is powerhouse semen. I mean, talk about, I mean, first off, no one's semen finishes like mine. Great finish. Great bouquet.
5:45🔗
Adam
It's a nutty, woody, oaky kind of flavor. It's assertive without being pushy. Here's the point, Drew. How long can semen travel?
6:00🔗
Adam
If you dropped a sample, if you blasted a sample into a cup and snapped the lid on it, could you get across town with it?
6:14🔗
Adam
Couple hours, of course. Of course, let me tell you the problem in life. I'll tell you the problem in life. The problem in life is we have a bunch of a-hole lawyers and a bunch of pussies. And what they basically do, and Drew, you do this yourself on occasion, they just give worst-case scenario. And then those people take it literally, and then they start screwing up smart people's schedule like myself, which is the doctor says to my wife, it's going to last 20 minutes. So how far do you live?
6:46🔗
Adam
I'm here, but here's the thing. How far do you live? Well, the doctor's office is like an Encino or something. How far do you live? Well, I live about 22 minutes away. Okay, so you know that gets translated into Adam, you got to beat off in the hallway at the doctor's office. Now, I'm a right thinking person. I'm like, look, if he told you 20 minutes, that means somewhere under an hour. Don't worry, I know doctors speak. Believe me, this stuff's going to be just as tapioquing an hour from now as it is 20 minutes from now. But the point is, is now I'm in there trying to peel one off. And let me tell you something about beating off in a doctor's office. How about a little solitude for the man when he's trying to focus? You're hearing the nurses chatting their ass off in the reception thing. They're laughing, the phone's ringing. It's crazy. Thank God I have my ninja-like masturbation focus.
7:41🔗
Drew
Well, I'll tell you what, in the fertility clinics, usually they have little jack rooms. Well, goes you go and watch videos and produce. You line up with your buddies, you know, you line up. That's right.
8:01🔗
Adam
I gotta get out to the jack lab. How do I get to the jack lab? The jack pole? To the jack pole!
8:10🔗
Drew
You know what's interesting, Drew, I gotta tell you, wait, let me, I'm gonna switch topics a little bit on you quickly, is that I was doing these morning, some morning radio zoos this morning. It is uncanny how many of them sound like you doing Ace Rockolla. It's amazing.
8:27🔗
Drew
But they're not even, they're not the young guy version of that, they're sort of the 50 year old guy version of that. A lot of that.
8:38🔗
Adam
So then it's weird because they bring you into this smacking room and they ask you, hey, you want to look at a movie or you need a Playboy or something? And to me, I got too much pride. You know what I mean? That's like when you're at the gym and some guy's like, you need a spot? You're like, no, I got it. You know what I'm saying?
8:57🔗
Drew
Yeah. I hear you. You don't want to look like you're not the ninja-like producer that you are.
9:02🔗
Adam
Plus, here's the thing about this place. The entire office is 300 square feet. The room you go into is a huge hollow corridor with about a undercut, about an inch. You can see the guy's shoes poking through. And it's right where this reception is. Like you literally just hear the conversations that people are having. And there's three people just watching you go right in. What are you going to do, fire up a movie? They're going to hear like Seika screaming through the hollow corridor.
9:36🔗
Adam
Do you realize I'm literally beating off four and a half feet from where three women are all just standing around chatting?
9:56🔗
Drew
I think you'd probably. I mean, they want to get the best case scenario. Let's face it. Come on.
10:02🔗
All right.
10:12🔗
Hi. How are you?
10:16🔗
26. I'm 19.
10:20🔗
Well, that's 26 up here.
10:21🔗
Can you guys hear me okay?
10:23🔗
Yes.
10:24🔗
What's your question? I have a couple of questions, but the first one is I am a squirter when I orgasm.
10:36🔗
Yes, every time. That's actually my question. I want to know how to make it not happen.
10:48🔗
Adam
Move your mic thing around. Just move it around freely so people can hear what that sounds like. Anyone want to give that a shot of WD Goddamn 40? I was in the same studio that Drew was in two weeks ago, and I was scared to even get near the mic because it was haunted. The thing about radio stations is it's really the one place in the entire planet where you can't have stuff that does a ton of squeaking and rubbing and metal on metal sound and springs popping and all that. There's more of that going on in radio stations than any other building.
11:28🔗
Adam
Drew, push the mic all the way up and then pull it back down toward you. Is there a noisier? Drew, yes or no?
11:49🔗
Adam
It's like a novelty. It's like a foley artist would use it if you're doing a movie about a haunted house.
12:00🔗
Adam
Believe me, I sat in there for two days, two weeks ago, and I was scared to even touch the microphone because every time I did...
12:34🔗
Drew
Devin, here's the deal. There are women that do this, Devin, and women that don't. Women that do it sometimes, women that do it every time. And there's really no way to convert from one to the other. I don't know of any way that you can stop this other than maybe trying to do a little Kegel exercise. And is it always when you're having intercourse that this happens?
13:03🔗
Caller
Yeah, because the center-elves will be sleeping in a puddle. I have to change the sheets, I have to.
13:22🔗
Caller
We do. We always have to keep a towel nearby. And my boyfriend doesn't like being on the bottom because it gets him cold. He won't be on the bottom.
13:47🔗
He's...
13:50🔗
Adam
The animals, the animals that came by by Tuesday, Tuesday, big giraffes and kangaroos, children of the Lord.
14:07🔗
Thank you.
14:08🔗
Adam
Here's the, here's the dealio. See, Drew, you always talk about this like, oh, this is awesome. Guy's going to be into this.
14:16🔗
Drew
No, I think it's hard. Well, I'm just saying it's something that women are ashamed of, and it's sad that they're ashamed of it.
14:21🔗
Adam
Well, I think there's a difference between self-conscious and ashamed. I don't think she was really ashamed of it. I think it was just one of these things where too much of a good thing. Cool and everything if you're making a porn film or you're with a dude on your honeymoon. But year three into the relationship, it's getting a little old every time. And she's trying to figure out a way she can control it. And I don't know other than your Kegel exercises, if there's any way you could do that.
14:52🔗
Drew
Right. Maybe try different positions that ways that sort of don't. But it sounds like she's going that way each time. It's a talent. It's a mitzvah. It's like, come on.
15:01🔗
Drew
But every time she's multi-orgasmic with the intercourse, that's so far ahead of her. She's such a talent compared to her peers.
15:10🔗
Adam
She's way ahead of the game. Way ahead of the game. But still, you got to do that thing where every time you want to get it on, you got to put something down.
15:28🔗
Yeah.
15:33🔗
Well, I don't really know what it's called, but it's like the flaps, you know?
15:42🔗
You know what I'm talking about?
15:55🔗
Well, one's longer, and I don't know why.
16:00🔗
Drew
That's very common. It's just, it's normal to have some degree of asymmetry, one side different than the other side. There actually are some surgical procedures that many women, not women, some women elect to have to correct that asymmetry. The most interesting one I've seen is actually a laser surgery for that. It's sort of bloodless. It just very quickly handles that problem.
16:26🔗
Adam
It burns, it seals, it's shut. Hey, Emily, what would you say the one that hangs down, how much further does it hang down?
16:38🔗
Maybe like an inch.
16:42🔗
Adam
Now, an inch is pretty substantial. Is it thicker than your finger, the amount it hangs down?
16:48🔗
No. Well, yeah, maybe it's like the same.
16:56🔗
Yeah.
16:57🔗
Adam
Okay, hold on a second. Drew, there should be a class for all young girls called how the F, how far is this goddamn thing away? You know what I mean? Just spatial things.
17:11🔗
Adam
How far is this GD thing away? And I swear to God, there's not a woman I know that knows the difference between like a nautical mile and 18 feet. That's why they can't park. That's why you ever get behind that chick who's turning right and doesn't think she can make it between the curb and the car that's parked in the next lane, even though there's four feet on each side of her.
17:33🔗
Adam
Has no concept that her car is five and a half feet wide and she's trying to push it through a 13 foot area. Zero.
17:42🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, my wife thought one sheet of four by eight plywood would cover the swimming pool once.
17:52🔗
Adam
I know. I know. It borders on retardation, Drew, and it's why I don't blame them. Obviously, there's some part of the brain that was never developed. There's some part of distance judging you need to hunt, or screw, or something.
18:09🔗
Drew
That is actually right. To shoot the arrow, whatever. That's actually what some of the researchers believe, not only in distances, but also directionality. That men can find their way through with direction easier than women, or more accurately. They sort of know where north and south is all the time.
18:29🔗
Adam
I don't know a woman that knows the difference between like three centimeters and 130 yards. And you know what else? You know how guys get their spatial stuff? We stare at football fields and baseball diamonds our whole life.
18:43🔗
Adam
You know how far 90 feet is because you know first base is 90 feet away from home plate.
18:51🔗
Adam
And you know, if you're, by watching a gazillion football games, 10 yards, 30 feet, you know what it's going to take. You can always see everything's yards. Women don't have any yards. They need yards. All right. So the point is, is one inch is too much because that would be almost sort of freakish. But half inch is still fairly substantial, Emily. All right. So here's.
19:17🔗
It is an inch, I think.
19:22🔗
No.
19:23🔗
Drew
Listen, things will change as you go through, as you've matured. Just give it some time.
19:29🔗
Adam
Guys don't care about that. That's right. Are you worried about what guys might think one day? Exactly.
19:38🔗
Okay.
19:42🔗
Like, why is it...
19:45🔗
Yeah.
19:46🔗
Adam
Well, God is a vengeful God, number one. Who knows? Why are some people's eyes different colors? Why are some people have a bigger ear? Or some people have the earlobe that hangs down and others' earlobes are attached?
20:04🔗
Right.
20:10🔗
And it's not because I, you know...
20:13🔗
Yeah.
20:17🔗
Adam
And here's the other thing, too. Everybody, everybody, I've really, I've figured it out. I've figured life out.
20:26🔗
Adam
Here it is. You can't affect anything in a negative or positive way. That's the truth that no one ever tells you about. Meaning?
20:35🔗
Adam
Yes. Your excessive masturbation isn't going to change the shape of your penis or your vagina. And on the other hand is all the running in the world isn't going to change the shape of your calves.
20:49🔗
Adam
Okay. So why do anything? That's my point. And now that masturbation is not going to hurt, pow.
20:59🔗
Adam
Boy, squeeze one off today, Drew, at the office. But I really feel I feel like I was raped.
21:06🔗
Adam
And I feel like I now owe myself a good one. You know what I mean? You know, it was equivalent.
21:15🔗
Adam
Well, it was equivalent of you ever eating a piece of pie or piece of dessert and the phone rings and you start talking, you start arguing with someone and then you look down, you realize you ate the entire piece of pie and you remember it because you're arguing and you're like, fantastic. I feel I'm robbed. I feel raped now. That's how I feel with my masturbation.
21:38🔗
Adam
That's the mark of a great champion. You know what I'm saying? Because I believe everything happens for a reason, Drew.
21:59🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. Hold on. We got to take a break. I'm going to try to get out on time tonight, Drew. What do you say, buddy?
22:20🔗
Drew
Yes. All right. Dr. Drew. It's also, by the way, out of the longest sentence I've ever heard Chris iterate. So here we go.
22:26🔗
Adam
I know. But he's good at this one. Yeah. Dr. Drew in New York City. Why, engineer Chris?
22:41🔗
Adam
Solid C plus, buddy. And engineer Chris may be graduating junior college. No. Although we're heading into late May and he's not sure yet. So I'm going to take that as a big, big no.
23:14🔗
Adam
Now, always remember, you take advice from those guys, but those guys are bigger flunkies than you or I could ever hope to be.
23:27🔗
Adam
So junior college counselors, like a fat guy, runs a weight loss clinic. You know what I mean?
23:45🔗
Adam
He's talking about Atkins while he's eating a giant hoagie with like mayonnaise dripping off it.
23:52🔗
Adam
Let's take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back with John and his ball sack after this.
24:06🔗
Drew
This portion of Love Line is sponsored in part by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Safety Belt Enforcement is not about tickets, it's about saving lives.
24:45🔗
Adam
See, I got a plan, everybody. I want to replace Marco Polo with Adam Corolla. Yeah, I think it could I think it could go to. I reckon there's more school age, pool, pool age kids that know my name than Marco Polo's. That's what I'm going to say. Maybe they've heard of Marco Polo, but only from the game. They don't know what he did. They don't know what a brave, brave man he was because he wasn't scared, right Drew?
25:36🔗
Yeah.
26:20🔗
Caller
And so, but the doctor said it would be quick, hurt in about three weeks, but now it only hurts when I get an erection. And now I don't know if that's normal or what, but I guess you're the guy to talk to.
26:39🔗
Caller
Well, see, that's what he said the first time. Then I went back and he said that this could be problematic in my future because I'd like to have kids. And so they decided to take it out.
26:49🔗
Drew
That's interesting. And now they really don't do that now. They tend not to operate on those. Maybe it was real big.
27:02🔗
Drew
That's still pretty small. But okay, anyways, that's fine. It's out, it's done, it's the end of it.
27:06🔗
Adam
All right. By the way, every woman listening pictured one of those giant workout balls that you roll on at the gym.
27:31🔗
Drew
Yeah, like when you do that as a carpenter. But see, you as a carpenter, it sort of sunk in. It doesn't have to sink in. Our brain will only take on what's designed to take on. You know what I'm saying? If we're not wired to take on certain information, it's very hard to get it in.
27:44🔗
Adam
I'm going to put that to the test right now. Dr. Drew is in New York City tonight. Why, Engineer Chris?
28:06🔗
Adam
Drew, do we have any engineer treats? I immediately throw. I wish I need some sort of bait bucket on my belt that I could just keep causing you something. It'd be like.
28:22🔗
Adam
Yeah, no, I know. There was that cartoon dog that would fly up and go to heaven every time he had a liver snip.
28:46🔗
Adam
OK, well, this conversation is terminated. I'm only interested in people that can sort of perpetuate the Adam Corolla.
29:06🔗
Adam
Well, I don't need to actually show up, but if you could use this summer when you guys are playing what used to be called Marco Polo.
29:24🔗
Caller
Okay. First of all, I'll give you a little bit of background information, but not too much because I know you like to know what the question is. When I was younger, I was molested by my father, so you don't have to ask where daddy is.
29:40🔗
Caller
Yeah. Well, went to therapy, went to court, went back to therapy, and it's all good now.
29:46🔗
Caller
So, yeah. I'm 18, and because of the whole thing with my dad, my mom read all the books, followed all the instructions. She was very strict. She watched my interactions with just males in general just because she wanted to make sure, because she read, as you've often said, that we either get asexual or extremely permissive. Right.
30:20🔗
Caller
Yeah. I think that's kind of what happened, because like I was afraid to even masturbate until I was 17 and out of my parents' house. Right. But anyway, anyway, anyway, I lost my virginity this weekend to a buddy of mine. But I'm 18 and he's 23. And I didn't know if that was a decent age range or a borderline age range.
30:46🔗
Drew
Decent. That's fine. I had no problem with that one. If you were 17, it would it would bother us a little bit if you were 17. It's a little bit. I bet you it feels funny for him because really you're sort of just out of high school and he's sort of into the workforce or graduate school, that kind of thing.
31:01🔗
Caller
Well, he felt really bad about it at first. Like he was really into it. But then like after the first time, he was like, oh my God, what have I done?
31:24🔗
Adam
That's the beauty of guys. He banged her the first time and he really, frankly, he had trouble looking at himself in the mirror. He really did. So he only banged her ten more times. Oh, imagine if he didn't feel bad. He would have put a hole in her. Oh, that's your love, guys.
31:43🔗
Adam
Let me tell you how long you feel bad for. Whatever your refractory period is. That's how long you feel bad for. If your refractory period is 30 seconds, you feel bad for 30 seconds.
32:05🔗
It was like...
32:12🔗
Adam
Did a lot of soul searching while he was banging you. May probably be the seventh through tenth time. A lot of soul searching. All right, he dug deep, Drew.
32:22🔗
Caller
Anyway, yeah, so a couple of questions. This probably sounds really dumb, like I don't know what I'm talking about, but I don't.
32:43🔗
Drew
Yeah, the vagina is not meant to withstand all that, unfortunately. Many vaginas are not.
32:48🔗
Caller
Well, and the other thing, okay, the next question is, after the first two times, I bled, like, a lot, and it scared the hell out of me. So, is that normal?
33:07🔗
Adam
I bet that's really what made him step back and really assess things before he moved up and banged you.
33:14🔗
Drew
Right. That's when he was feeling stricken again. Oh, my God, I've broken her. I've broken her.
33:27🔗
Adam
Oh, let me tell you something, favor. Favor is, I go down on you for one Beatles song and then I'm out of here. Oh, my. That's a favor.
33:35🔗
Caller
I don't think you could have gotten much out of it. I mean, seriously, it's not like I knew what I was doing.
33:40🔗
Adam
Listen, most guys would prefer the chick just be dead, quite frankly, and they could do what they will.
33:52🔗
Adam
No, but listen, that whole she really knew what she was doing thing is more like we would replace that with hold still and trying to focus on number 11 here. You know what I'm saying? We would rather have clay than a sculpture to hump. You know, a finished product. Do you know what I'm saying?
34:26🔗
Caller
Okay, all right. I'm trying to go through these kind of acts. I've also been itching just a little bit, but there's no discharge or anything like that. I don't know if that's maybe irritation from 11 condoms.
34:42🔗
Drew
It could be, Mike, it's over the counter. Use some medication if it persists, then you want to see your doctor about that. And you are sexually active now. Are you having yearly pap smears?
35:00🔗
Caller
No, they let him off. But he was indicted. Like they sent it to the grand jury with a count of just sexual assault of a child. And the indictments came back with two counts, one of aggravated sexual assault through contact and aggravated sexual assault through exposure. So, I mean, there was evidence there. It just, the prosecutor dropped the ball and pissed me off really bad.
35:40🔗
Caller
She was married to this guy for five years because her family ditched her in Oklahoma and the only thing she could do to get a new family was marry someone.
35:53🔗
Adam
She was abused, baby doll. That's it. Sorry. That's how it goes. That's why she married this guy. That's why she's a lesbian. God bless you, though. You went to therapy. Your mom did what she could. And it seems like you're smart and you've come out on top. Well, the man you had a lot of love stored up for this guy. Go get that Pabst smear and, whoo, 11 condoms, Drew.
36:31🔗
Adam
This guy's had 11 condoms in a long weekend. And not even a long one. All right, let's see. Boyfriend won't make up sex as far as I can. Let's talk to Renee. Renee?
36:46🔗
Hello?
36:48🔗
Yes.
36:50🔗
Well, my boyfriend is kind of weird about sex. He, in a lot of ways, it seems like I'm the guy and he's the girl. If that makes any sense.
37:14🔗
Adam
We got to take ourselves a break because it's my new decree is for us to finish on time. I'm over here in Los Angeles. Drew is in New York City. Why, engineer Chris?
37:37🔗
Adam
Let's get a clean one. I'll tell you what, can we just put it on a cart? Can we get a nice clean, lay down something clean during the break? We'll put on a cart and we'll just queue the cart.
37:54🔗
Adam
I'm over here in Los Angeles tonight. Dr. Drew is in New York City this evening. And why, Engineer Chris?
38:34🔗
Adam
I am Dr. Drew and that's Dr. Drew too. It's two Dr. Drews. Phone number, fax number. We need your e-mails at. Dr. Drew is in New York City tonight. Why, Engineer Chris?
39:11🔗
Adam
Took him 27 takes during the break and we were able to piece that together from nine of them.
39:21🔗
Adam
We didn't get a clean one, but we took nine of them and we just whacked them up together. We took a couple syllables from each one. Some we only took half a syllable. All right. But the point is, is it's all worth it. Why engineer, Chris?
39:40🔗
Adam
I didn't want to talk to this guy, but his name is Marco and as you know, I want to change the game Marco Polo to Adam Carolla. Marco?
39:53🔗
Adam
Under my regime. Yeah. Because the Marco Polo game is going to be changed. From what, Drew?
40:09🔗
Yes.
40:15🔗
Caller
Yeah. Yeah, it's worrying me a lot right now. What happened was, it was her idea, it was happened this Friday. This girl was a friend, it's somebody we know. And so we didn't think any, we saw everything. She didn't look, she looked normal. And what happened was, she's having kind of moist skin around the vaginal area. And she has-
40:58🔗
Caller
Oh, well, what happened is, I just want to know, we don't know what it is. She hasn't gone to the doctor yet, she's a little worried. She still lives with her parents. She's 18, but-
41:10🔗
Caller
That's what we want to find. I just want to find out if I'm going to get it too, or if I might've escaped. I haven't felt any symptoms yet.
41:28🔗
Drew
Maybe it's just irrit- No, look, okay, listen. You don't get off the Internet, take her to a doctor, get this thing looked at while she's still having symptoms and findings. It may be- The only thing that really can cause irritation on the outside like that is herpes. It may just be a yeast infection. It may just be excessive-
41:47🔗
Caller
Yeah, that's what we heard too. So, I mean, it's hard because it's hard not to worry about it because it's, you know, I don't know.
41:54🔗
Drew
Well, here's the deal. There's nothing you can do about it. You've got to take her to a doctor and have somebody look at it who can't- I can't even guess what you're describing because you don't know how to describe it in a way that makes sense to me.
42:11🔗
Caller
Well, we were drunk and it didn't seem like a bad idea at the time. Of course it does now.
42:19🔗
Adam
All right, listen, you got to take your girlfriend to the doctor. Just go to the free clinic. See what they say.
42:24🔗
Drew
There's no telling what. There's maybe nothing. Maybe just irritation from all the activity. I don't know what you guys did.
42:47🔗
Guest
My question is, I want to ask you and Dr. Drew, what the role is in culture in making like predictions about someone's future. For example, you say, if a girl's father is not there when she's growing up, she's going to grow up to be this type of person, or if she's being up as a kid, she's going to grow up to be this type of person.
43:09🔗
Drew
Not the type of person. It's more how they will, the way they'll experience themselves here in relationships.
43:15🔗
Drew
Right. What they'll be attracted to in relationships. And it will speak volumes about how they regulate emotions. It does have a lot to do with that.
43:24🔗
Adam
There's an element of this kind of person, but it's mainly we can predict who they're going to end up with. Right.
43:32🔗
Guest
My story is, I mean, I'm Asian, and growing up, I grew up in an Asian, predominantly Asian American society. And growing up, if I did something wrong, I get busted the windshield or I shave the cat, I would be beaten with a stick. And I'm 20 years old now, and I'm realizing maybe that's not the best way that I grew up, but I don't think I'm screwed up. You think it might, I've always thought of it as a culture thing. You know, if you do something wrong, you're taught a lesson.
44:03🔗
Adam
What about the Asians? Do they, I know they're a discipline culture, but do they, I thought they just beat themselves. I don't know.
44:11🔗
Drew
Well, I actually believe that Asians are more resilient than Caucasians, they have a very high degree of resiliency, but that being, that's notwithstanding that.
44:25🔗
Drew
Notwithstanding that, though, having somebody that you rely upon for your safety, making you feel powerless will affect how your brain develops. And the thing that will result in is difficulty with emotional regulation. It will make you attracted to people that are a certain type of person. It will make you need high levels of arousal and sexual experiences. So you may need fetishistic kinds of things. So it affects you. Now, does it destroy you? No, it doesn't necessarily destroy you. Does it make you likely to abuse your children? Yes, because you think that's how child rearing is supposed to be done. But it has a profound effect on the trajectory of your brain development. The idea of mental health is to have an integrated central nervous system, so you can regulate in a flexible and integrated way. Physical abuse tends to interrupt that development.
45:14🔗
Adam
Here's a trivia question. I don't know the answer to this one, but I have no idea what the answer is. But the blacks, black mamas seem to put the smackdown on their black kids quite a bit, and the Jews don't seem to do much beaten on their kids. I don't know as far as the prison populace, how that goes with violent crime. I couldn't tell you if there's more Jews than blacks in prison or vice versa in there for violence. I just don't know the answer to that. But it'd be interesting to find out if there's any correlation. Yes, Drew?
45:50🔗
Adam
I don't know if there's any correlation. Again, I don't know what the populace is of violent criminals in the joint. I don't know if there's any connection between beating the crap out of your kids and them beating the crap out of society. But it'd be interesting for someone to look into one day, wouldn't it, Drew?
46:08🔗
Adam
I don't know, though. I don't have any answers. I couldn't tell. Right now, I'm leaning Jew. I figured there'd be more of them in there. But I'm not sure. So we'd have to look that up. Engineer Chris, maybe get on the Internet, find that out. Yeah, but there's no judging involved. I'm just saying maybe a correlation between smacking your kids around and your kids smacking other people around when they get older. Possible correlation. Still, the jury's still out. Yes, Drew?
46:35🔗
Adam
All right. So, George, you shaving the can, not a great thing. Your parents beating you with a stick, not a great thing either, but you sound like you have your head together.
46:45🔗
Drew
The beating thing also will give you sort of antisocial tendencies. You'll not trust people, you'll tend to resist authority, and it's not a great way to go through life.
46:54🔗
Adam
But an interesting point, which is the Asian folks do seem to have a little more discipline or be able to tolerate discipline or somehow, more resilient. There's something about the structure of the culture that keeps them in check a little more, and doesn't make them go sick, as my gay friends would say. Yes?
47:15🔗
Adam
All right, let's take a break. I'm over here in Los Angeles tonight. Drew is a wear engineer, Chris, and why?
47:29🔗
Adam
We'll get that queued up. We'll get that queued up. All right. That was a two-parter. That's too hard. You're right.
48:49🔗
Adam
Engineer Chris. Now listen, kid, I told you I was going to put you on the air when I first met you two years ago.
48:57🔗
Adam
Okay. We're going to get back to the phones and speak to Renee, who's 22, who I started speaking to about an hour ago and then got bored with. Renee.
49:17🔗
In a lot of ways I do, especially sexually, because I feel like I'm the one who instigates things the most and I feel like I'm the one who really tries to put him in the mood instead of the other way around.
49:32🔗
Well, not as often anymore as we used to.
49:36🔗
Um, gosh, a couple of times a...
49:42🔗
Maybe a couple of times a month now.
49:46🔗
It'll be six months.
49:50🔗
No, I'm on birth control and...
49:53🔗
Oh, no, I don't... Um, he takes allergy pills once in a while, I don't know.
49:58🔗
Drew
That shouldn't do it, although it can occasionally, but that's pretty much a bad time. Six months into a relationship and, you know, and it's already down to every couple times a month, right? Hold on, I gotta do something.
50:11🔗
Adam
Drew dared to move his microphone holder in New York City. Yeah, I know the thing's haunted. If it's down to a couple times a month and you've been in it for six months, how long has it been down a couple times a month, a couple months?
50:26🔗
Well, actually, just recently. And I mean, when we first...
50:38🔗
Adam
Another good class for the ladies to take. Is there a noisier piece of equipment in the United States?
51:05🔗
Adam
But it'll never ever happen. It's the beauty of radio. All right, Renee, here's what you need to do. You need to talk to him. You need to have a conversation with him and see what he has to say about it.
51:20🔗
I don't know.
51:21🔗
Drew
Or do you think this is his normal rhythm, that just normally he's one of these guys that just doesn't have sex that often?
51:26🔗
Well, recently, I was trying to have sex with him, and I said, well, do you even want to? And he said, well, not really.
51:35🔗
And I said, well, if you don't want to, you need to tell me instead of leading me on because-
51:40🔗
Adam
Drew, is smoke coming out of your ears? Drew still is trying to digest that last sentence.
51:48🔗
Drew
You know, it's interesting, this thing I did for the Vagifam people today, this intravag-
52:03🔗
Adam
You're a Vagifam. Hailing from the Boston area and fighting out of Nevada, Las Vegas, James, Vagifam, Tony. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah.
52:26🔗
Drew
All right, dude. All right. Come on. Are you high? You went and smoked pot before you came back here.
52:32🔗
Adam
Harris and Vagifam. Harris. You got the word poll, Harris, vag and fem. All the same same sentence.
52:43🔗
Drew
And you know how frequently people had sex. How happy they were. And of course, people are having sex more than, you know, one or two times a week. We describe this relationship as happy and satisfying and all this stuff. But what I found interesting is there was like 10 or 20 percent that were sort of rarely having sex and still describe their relationship as satisfying, not as satisfying as the frequency people. But they're like, hey, we're fine. We never have. But it's all right. That is like people are you realize when you look at the data that people are all over the place with this. In reality, some people's, you know, clocks are, you know, ticking rapidly. And some are barely, you know, operating.
53:17🔗
Adam
Well, Drew, you don't have to speak to the good folks at Vagifem or the Harry Paul to find that out. Because as you know, I've been saying that since you met me.
53:32🔗
Drew
I never have. It's amazing. Well, you've declared yourself a genius and you were right. We're going to do.
53:44🔗
Adam
Right. And you know, I like, you know, I don't read books, Drew, because it gets in the way of the Dow, the stuff that flows through you. Yes, I don't want I don't want people in their cockamamie theories getting in the way of what I know is right.
54:02🔗
Adam
So we need to figure out, is this and Drew, a few years ago, you would have said, come on, the guy's 23 is done. It's over with. But now I do kind of say there is an element. There is an element of that. But what if he's the five percent where, hey, it's his rhythm.
54:19🔗
Adam
So Renee, yeah, you need to figure out whether it's just the guy's rhythm and he's just sort of getting into his pace and he's on a two times a month pace, or he's pulling out of the relationship.
54:33🔗
Well, when I asked him about it, I said, you know, is there something from your past that makes you unable to...
54:40🔗
Drew
No, no, no, no, not past. It's just his biology. Everybody's sort of biological rhythms are different. Now, yes, your past can affect all that emotionally, but the reality is, particularly for men, their biological rhythm is set by their genetic endowments.
55:02🔗
He works...
55:08🔗
I promise I had a point.
55:12🔗
He works at an electrical... It's an electrical warehouse, I guess.
55:19🔗
Adam
All right. He works at a place where they sell like electrical parts wholesale or something?
55:24🔗
I think so.
55:26🔗
Drew
No, wait a minute. I imagine like some sort of transformer facility or something like a power plant.
55:43🔗
Drew
An interesting question. Now, do you think that we could sort of derive anything or any conclusions from the kind of job the guy is doing? In other words, you think the guy, and it's just speculation, the guy that's a two-time-a-month sex guy is a guy that's going to kind of work in a warehouse and kind of glide through life, as opposed to the guy whose metronome is going rapidly and he's out driving, you know, working hard. Do you know what I mean?
56:12🔗
Adam
Well, it's an interesting point. I looked at it the other way, but you may have a point looking at it this way, and certainly Drew, who is a man of boundless passion and a white-collar man who doesn't know the meaning of the word knock-off at the end of the day. There is no end of the day. It just keeps going into a new day for this man of passion.
56:38🔗
Adam
I would have normally said that the blue-collar guys would be the guys who would have a little faster sexual metabolism than the white-collar guys.
56:49🔗
Drew
I'll tell you, the blue-collar guys have a little more aggression. They're a little charged up with that, but it's a different thing than the metronome.
56:56🔗
Adam
No, I think you may be right in the sense that it's almost like there's a perception that blue-collar guys are tougher than white-collar guys, but the reality is, is white-collar guys probably stay in better shape, work out more, and are actually physically stronger oftentimes than blue-collar guys. But the blue-collar guys are more aggressive. And maybe it's the same thing sexually. Like the blue-collar guys are the guys who do the cat calls, the blue-collar guys are the guys that are going to the strip clubs, but the white-collar guys are the driven A-type personalities who are actually just humping like savages.
57:38🔗
Adam
One could argue that a lot of the reason these guys are making money driving nice cars and living in nice places is just in the never-ending pursuit of Puntang.
57:55🔗
Drew
The force of will, the life force within us affects many areas of our life. You know what I'm saying?
58:00🔗
Adam
Right, and Drew, there's no real separation between your zest for life and your passion.
58:09🔗
Adam
You're sort of, you're a guy who looks forward, who moves forward, and when you work, that's how you work, and when you eat, that's how you eat, and when you love...
58:27🔗
Adam
Because Drew is a man of passion, who is, what was that creepy word? He is also a sensual man, a man of great sensuality. So you don't do, it's sort of like when you take these, when you take these, I don't know, Richard Branson types or something, you get the feeling like whatever, if they're starting an airline, they're 110 percent. If they're flying a dirigible around the world, they're 110 percent. And if they're buying a chick, they're 110 percent.
58:56🔗
Adam
Yeah. I'm going to go with that. And a guy who wants to have a bong load, set his life, controls the warehouse.
59:07🔗
Adam
But Drew, maybe we're making too much of this because still they're the guys who just like to hump and the guys that don't, and they seem to be able to turn that on and turn that off sort of regardless of what they're doing or what their income is.
59:20🔗
Drew
I agree, of course. And so we were just sort of speculating out loud. Let's get back to calls.
59:29🔗
Adam
Ray doesn't, Renee doesn't need to talk to, I mean does need to talk to this guy and find out what the deal is.
59:37🔗
Drew
And by the way, if he's a two time a monther and she's a twice a weeker, he needs to kind of step it up a bit on her behalf.
1:00:03🔗
Drew
Well, Peyronie's, you know, a sort of, there's a certain percentage of Peyronie's that's not acquired. It's just sort of in you. And that man, I wonder if he's one of those cases.
1:00:14🔗
Drew
Well, my understanding is there's an acquired Peyronie's, meaning it just sort of happens from repetitive injury or that sort of thing, just repetitive use. And there's others that just sort of find penises.
1:00:33🔗
Adam
Oh really? Yeah. I thought we had guys calling in every night saying, I think I curved my door.
1:00:45🔗
Adam
Well, but hold on, Drew, most guys who have a bent penis, 99% of them have, it just grows out of the ground that way.
1:00:54🔗
Drew
Yeah. I mean, it could be some sort of minor competitive injury, perhaps if they're not aware of what they were doing. But yes, for the most part, it just goes that way.
1:01:06🔗
Drew
Well, if it's bad enough to need a surgery and to affect function, that makes me think more genetic.
1:01:11🔗
Adam
And Drew, there's a lot of things that just go a certain way that have nothing to do with being passed on genetically, right?
1:01:27🔗
Adam
You know, just to play it safe. I would. All right. So if your dad had corrective surgery on his penis and yours is bent as well, why don't you ask your dad for a referral?
1:01:46🔗
Yes.
1:01:50🔗
Caller
Okay. So I have this one really good guy friend and I liked him. And I think he liked me too but we never really like discussed it. But I could always tell that like we held flirted. And we oftentimes cut class together. And it started kind of leading to more and more. And then one time we just went to my house and we were watching TV and we got into wrestling because he's on the wrestling team. And then it kind of led up to my room and we got up into my bed. And we were about to get into having sex except he couldn't get a heart on.
1:02:28🔗
Caller
So I was wondering now, he got a little bit weird about it and I can understand that he's embarrassed and like, you know, he's trying to be a tough guy and then all of a sudden he can't get a heart on. And I just don't know how to approach him now because I'd rather we just kind of forget the whole situation and go back to being good friends. But I don't know how to talk to him anymore. Like I don't know what to say. Do I say, hey, there's no big whoop he couldn't get a heart on?
1:02:51🔗
Drew
No, I don't think that's going to work. But why don't you want to now go further with the relationship?
1:02:56🔗
Caller
I do, but okay, what happened was that I asked one of my friends to basically see what was on his mind. And he said that his past relationship, I like knew everything about it. And his ex-girlfriend went completely psycho on him. Like the security guards had to pull her off of him. So he said that he didn't want anything like that to happen between me and him.
1:03:20🔗
Caller
No, I wouldn't like, he doesn't want to ruin the relationship, the friendship that we have now.
1:03:28🔗
Drew
That's an excuse, exactly. Here's my concern. This is a guy that may need chaotic women in his life. And you may actually be doing him a favor by getting involved with him if you're a sane person and really kind of bringing him along. That's probably why, by the way, he had difficulty being intimate with you. He needs that kind of craziness in order to sort of feel okay about being sexual. I would go back and give another shot. I would.
1:03:52🔗
Adam
Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Let me thumb her melon for a second, Drew. This guy you've known for how many years?
1:04:11🔗
Adam
You knew him for two years and had no feelings about him? You didn't even think he was cute?
1:04:15🔗
Caller
I thought he was good looking and stuff like that, but he's one of the prettiest boys in our school, so a lot of girls liked him, so I kind of ignored it.
1:04:31🔗
Drew
It's so interesting to listen to how women speak even. Did you hear how she described how they got into their sexual encounter? It's like we're watching TV and then we ended up wrestling, and then something happened that we went to the bedroom, and something happened that we started having sex supposed to. I was into this guy, we were moving it along, it felt good. It's bizarre. Then the whole thing with the crush. I can't admit that I had a crush on him. You had a crush on him. It's fine. Relax. It's good.
1:04:55🔗
Adam
It's fine. You're supposed to do when you're 16, you're supposed to hang out with good looking guys and have crushes on them.
1:05:04🔗
Drew
They cannot claim their own territory. What's actually happened to them has to happen to them, rather than happen from them.
1:05:14🔗
Adam
Well, I think the perception is is that if a woman sort of takes the reins and sits in the driver's seat and says, I'm into this guy and I'm trying to move it along, then she gets the slut label.
1:05:34🔗
Drew
Right, right. But again, it's other women that get judged. Adam is getting too heavy. Adam.
1:05:44🔗
Adam
Okay. So, Anna, you've had a crush on the guy for a long time. He started, seemed like he started to notice you. You end up going back to your place. You do a little wrestling. You end up in the bedroom. And what happens? Are your clothes off?
1:06:24🔗
Drew
All right. Here's my recommendation. Start dating this guy. Actually go out with him. If he's interested. Don't worry about the sex. Yeah. Don't worry about the sex. Don't push. If he is not interested, that'll be obvious. He won't want to reciprocate and date and take you out. But I think you develop a relationship with him. You put the sex part too far ahead of everything else. Try to have a relationship. If you can't, then that's your answer. Don't.
1:06:48🔗
Adam
I think she has a feeling like this guy's not really that into her, but he was willing to make an exception for an afternoon, although his penis didn't participate.
1:06:55🔗
Drew
A mitzvah. A mitzvah. A blessing. If that's where he's at, then good. You don't want to lose your virginity in that situation. All right.
1:07:18🔗
Adam
Well, maybe the big man on campus isn't what you need right now. Maybe you need just a good guy who will treat you right. You know what I'm saying?
1:07:31🔗
Adam
Yeah. I don't know. I know the guy's humiliated a little bit, but I just don't, he's known her for two years, Drew, two or three years.
1:07:57🔗
Yes.
1:08:17🔗
Adam
Drew, he's, I would have killed myself when I was 11, by the way. And the downward, the downward, Drew.
1:08:27🔗
Adam
Downward curving penis, although it's not a flattering direction to curve as a penis, I think it make it actually makes it look bigger than the upward curving. What do you think of that?
1:08:45🔗
Drew
I think it's sort of, it's sort of it's a sad penis and I know it's a sad penis. Yeah, it's looking down. That automatically takes a little bit of length away from it.
1:09:11🔗
Adam
Oh, I'm just saying in general, I think if you take a popsicle stick and you bend it down a couple of inches and stick it to the front of you and take one and bend it up a couple of inches, the one that's bending down is actually going to look longer. Like if a car hood bent up, I think the front of the car would look shorter than if it bends down.
1:09:34🔗
Adam
Thanks, buddy. We'll take a little break. We'll get back with Amber and the downward-facing dog with the penis after this. Hey, everybody. Full show, we like to call Loveline. My name's Adam, friends know me as Ace.
1:10:21🔗
Adam
That's right. Engineer Chris. See, that's how it works. Twenty-seven takes a couple breaks ago. We were able to cobble that baby together. Sounds clean. Good take, buddy. Sounds good.
1:10:56🔗
Adam
You know Howard? I know Howard. I don't know what he sounds like, though. All right. So, you know, you give me that thing. I'll spread them around.
1:11:15🔗
Adam
Boyfriend has a penis that curves downward. You don't have an orgasm through intercourse.
1:11:25🔗
Adam
So, here's the thing. You would probably not have an orgasm through intercourse anyway.
1:11:31🔗
Drew
Well, but the question, though, is does he, does the pain from the curvature require her to have him stop, make him stop, so he doesn't have an orgasm either? See what I'm saying?
1:11:41🔗
Caller
No, no. Well, he says he doesn't have an orgasm because he takes a lot of supplements, like a form of, oh, what's it called, like for weightlifting, creatine. Yes, stuff like that. So, he says it's really hard for him.
1:12:06🔗
Adam
You probably haven't heard of it because it's not been the news very often. It's a thing that weight people take sometimes to make them things bigger. It's called the, what's it called?
1:12:32🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, he says that he doesn't, but I don't know, he says he takes supplements, but not steroids. But anyway, so that's supposedly why he can't orgasm, but I don't care about him, I care about me.
1:13:02🔗
Drew
Well, that's not a fun, it's not a funny question. Most women can't during intercourse, right?
1:13:25🔗
Adam
So far we're just pushing. What do you got? I got, I got a little leather down there, but keep going.
1:13:37🔗
Adam
Okay. Hold on a second. All right. Now that's, that's enough of her. What a pain in the ass. Well, the fact is- Listen, who cares? Break up with the musclehead, man.
1:13:47🔗
Drew
All right, here's the deal. She doesn't realize that other women don't orgasm with intercourse because she's experienced something she assumes the rest of the women do. It's unusual to have an orgasm with intercourse, particularly her age. The fact that she could do it with other men put her way ahead of the curve. The fact that he's got sort of an abnormal curvature may make it uncomfortable for her, and obviously mechanically, therefore, difficult to have orgasm. So there you go.
1:14:11🔗
Adam
If you ain't having an orgasm as a dude, I mean, even if you're on the juice, you should be able to get one off at 2022, shouldn't you?
1:14:41🔗
Caller
Okay. Well, like earlier in the show, someone called me and they were talking about how it's like your dad leaves you or something like that when you're younger than, I don't know, you like grow up and you like act differently or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Well, like my dad left when I was six. He just like abandoned my family.
1:15:02🔗
Caller
Oh, it's that's like, I don't remember him at all. Like nothing like, oh, it sucks so bad. And I just hate him so bad for it. Cause I think that's so cowardly.
1:15:11🔗
Drew
It's so interesting. You hear her voice. She sort of fades in and out of like a six year old quality.
1:15:22🔗
Drew
Yeah. So now, but the problem is, well, now the problem is for the young child is that if they hate the parent, they hate themselves because they, they start associating, they sort of, what they, what they associate with the object, they associate with themselves. So they split internally into a good self and a bad self. And the bad self is that hated part of herself. You have to learn to, unfortunately, it's okay to hate him. It's not a bad thing to hate him, but you've got to learn to sort of accept more fully the fact that he's a person weak with all the foibles of being a human being. And it made him do bad things and sort of understand him more completely, rather than as a hated, all bad person.
1:16:00🔗
Caller
Yeah, well, like I've tried to get in touch with him, but he'll like never call me back and stuff like that.
1:16:08🔗
Drew
Because he's gonna be a bad guy. There's no doubt about it. But learn to come to terms with that, you know, people are sort of complex and do crappy things and don't hate yourself because he's in a hole.
1:16:20🔗
Caller
Oh, yeah. Anyway, it kind of goes on more fun. But I don't know. So ever since then, like all the guys that I like, I've noticed they're like, they're just like my brothers. It's so weird. They remind me of my brothers and it kind of weirds me out. I don't know what the hell that is. All right.
1:16:37🔗
Drew
Well, it makes sense that that's the only male figure you've had in your life, right? And so, you know, that's your sort of comfort zone with men is what it feels like.
1:16:45🔗
Drew
No, what's weird to you is that you start evoking feelings about your brother. It's not weird. Whoever you're attracted to is who you're attracted to. They're not your brother. It's weird that feelings about your brother emerge and you can kind of put those aside and realize that you're not with your brother. Unless you're going to tell us that something happened between you and your brother.
1:17:02🔗
Caller
Oh, no. They've been so great growing up. They're like the best brothers ever. All right.
1:17:06🔗
Drew
So, naturally enough, that's a good thing then that you're attracted to guys like your brother.
1:17:13🔗
Drew
No, it's a good thing. Listen, humans are weird in general. We sort of respond to these very primitive urges. We think of ourselves as very rational creatures. We want to understand everything. But the reality is we're driven by these very primitive mechanisms.
1:17:36🔗
Adam
Here's the thing. I think women have this much more so than men do, but that feeling of having to reach out to the person that screwed them over time and time again many years ago. And then the sort of further disappointment when the guy doesn't come through. Women have that reenactment gene.
1:17:58🔗
Adam
Everyone has it, but women really have it. Like, you know, I sort of, my family was sort of out of it, to say the least. I just wrote them off and I don't really, I don't talk to them too much. And I do when I have to, but in general, just kind of stay away from them.
1:18:25🔗
Adam
How dare you, how dare you, how dare you bring that out on the radio. That was nothing short of an attack. How dare you, I'm going to do my double pump, how dare you, I haven't done it in a while. How dare you, how dare you!
1:18:48🔗
Adam
Yeah, but I think it's more the chick thing that keeps going back and keeps getting hand slapped by the same guy. Forget it, he's a bad guy, he ain't into you, but that doesn't mean because you're bad, it just means he's a bad person. And here's what your job now is, your job is to have such a great life that you never have to think about the guy again.
1:19:10🔗
Adam
And eventually, 10 years from now, when you make a ton of money and you're having a great life and you have beautiful kids, he's gonna wanna come around and reconnect and you tell him to kiss your hairy black ass.
1:19:30🔗
Caller
Yeah. Um, I've kind of got this problem where it's hard for me to get off unless if I've got some pain when I'm having sex.
1:20:01🔗
Adam
Bakersfield, by the way, has a program that if you have a smoke detector that's not chirping because there's a low battery in it, they will actually, the city will provide you with one.
1:20:35🔗
Drew
Of course. She's had her share of beatings. But the fact is that when you have that happen growing up, think of it as sort of burning out your arousal centers. It shatters your ability to sort of regulate those systems when you're growing up, and that makes you need to experience higher levels of arousal in order to feel aroused. Makes sense?
1:20:56🔗
Adam
Well, Rachel, let's look, let's focus on a more purposeful conversation. Do you have any kids?
1:21:17🔗
Adam
Okay. And then when you said not at the moment, and I said at the moment, I sort of meant like just in general, what's going on? You're going to school? You're working?
1:22:08🔗
Adam
On your last year. Is it regular high school or is it the little one in the corner with the ashtrays?
1:22:18🔗
Adam
Regular high school. All right. So you're 18, so you'll be graduating soon. Are you going to graduate?
1:22:40🔗
Adam
Okay. Don't waste your time, Rachel. Don't waste everyone's time. Don't bother with junior college. How about you get a job, you get some money, you get some things? You know what I'm saying?
1:23:02🔗
Adam
By the way, these are your peers, engineer Chris. This is the folks you have to rub elbows with.
1:23:15🔗
Adam
Thank you. Rachel, here's the plan. Don't get pregnant. Okay. All right. I'm going to answer for you.
1:23:40🔗
Adam
She likes to get beat on when she has sex, because I guess her family beat on her a little bit.
1:23:46🔗
Drew
They beat on her, so there we went and explained that. And then I heard a lot of other things I couldn't track, but she sounded profoundly depressed, and she might want to look into that.
1:23:56🔗
Drew
Oh yeah. Because they... That guy they called earlier, they asked about being physically abused in childhood, isn't that okay? Well, this is how you end up. You're angry at everybody, because everyone's coming at you with a whip as far as you're concerned.
1:24:07🔗
Adam
Well, here's how I can always tell people are pissed off. It's the Three Mississippi Rule.
1:24:28🔗
Drew
The other thing that abuse does to people is it makes them grandiose. It makes them responsible for the world, responsible for all the bad things that happen to them. A recovering guy, once I heard him say it in public, he went... He said, I'm really... I feel like crap. I'm not much, but I'm all I ever think about. That's what happens with abuse.
1:24:45🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. So boys are going to be a long life for Rachel. High school, smoking in a room, heading for junior college.
1:25:16🔗
Adam
Please do something. Put down the cigarettes and start exercising or get some therapy or talk to a counselor.
1:25:25🔗
Adam
Get a job. Donate your time at the animal shelter. Do something that makes you feel good, that gives you worth.
1:25:33🔗
Adam
And junior college, you ain't going to find it there. All you're going to find is more depressed, horrible student stoners wasting their lives away and complaining about the man.
1:25:45🔗
Adam
The only people they should let in a junior college are the people who don't want to go to junior college.
1:25:51🔗
Adam
The people actually want to go to junior college shouldn't be allowed in. Those are just horrible high school students who are looking for a 13th grade and not to have their stepmom on their back.
1:26:02🔗
Adam
Please, Drew, please let's end this junior college and let's get Adam Carolla to replace Marco Polo in the swimming pool. Take a quick break. Engineer Chris, by the way, still not sure if he's graduating in two and a half weeks. He's got to look into it.
1:27:01🔗
Adam
Gary's nipples get sore and swollen when he works out, sometimes even lactate. Why, he cries. Gary?
1:27:20🔗
Caller
No, nothing, nothing. I was taking some supplements when I was working out, like creatine and stuff, but it was nothing, no medication or nothing.
1:27:39🔗
Drew
So I suppose it's possibly still related to that, but not typically. I would suggest you do bring it up with a doctor for two reasons. In young men your age, there can be something called a prolactinoma, a prolactin screening tumor, the pituitary gland that happens once in a while. Also thyroid problems can cause this, and then nothing. It could be just nothing. But yes, I see. Anyway.
1:28:02🔗
Adam
So go to the doctor because this could be, I mean, guys aren't supposed to be lactating, and it could be something more important.
1:28:21🔗
Caller
I had had sex and unprotected, and I was wondering the chances of pregnancy. And who would have known? My mom was listening and came into my room, actually, while I was in the middle of the call, and she heard everything. So about a month later, she kind of was doing drugs, and I got sent to Lawson's Penis, which I know that's where Dr. Drew works, and I was there for about two weeks, and got sent to boarding school for 19 months, all girls.
1:29:03🔗
Caller
It was crazy. It was just like one big house, it was just one big house with 58 girls living in it. We all just, oh, man.
1:29:15🔗
Caller
Oh, God, yeah. My life is amazing. Like, I'm completely sober. My mom and I get along. I've been home for about a month now, so, and things have just been going amazing.
1:29:32🔗
Caller
Yeah, I mean, it was a blessing in disguise. At first, I was, you know, I ran away for the night. Actors could heard it, and it was just terrible, and I was doing so much drugs, and there was a lot more than just sex, you know, so.
1:30:02🔗
Caller
Okay, so when I got sent away two years ago, I was like really ugly and pretty fat, and I just was not like very attractive, and I go away and I lost a lot of weight, and I just changed a lot, and like, I don't want to sound like conceited, but I get advice like freaking everyone wants to only be my friend for the way I look, and it's so lonely, and I hate it. I feel like I have almost no friends to care about.
1:30:31🔗
Adam
Wait a minute, wait a second, girls want to be friends with you because of the way you look?
1:30:36🔗
Caller
A lot of them too. Well, they think if I was in a whole girls' boarding school that I'm floating both boats these days, but.
1:30:49🔗
Caller
I don't think I'm that great looking, but I guess people compare to the way I used to look, that they.
1:30:58🔗
Adam
Because people want to be your friend, you have to look at it as, oh, they only want to be my friend because I've lost 25 pounds.
1:31:05🔗
Caller
I get like, people call me and they're like, dude, you look so f*****, I want to do it.
1:31:18🔗
Adam
That's what happens, girls are like, dude, you look so f***** hot, I'd like to be your friend.
1:31:27🔗
Adam
I'm not sure that's the case either. I don't really, okay, anyway, here's the thing, Christina, Mazel Tov, you've licked drugs, she's 16, she's been sober for four weeks now, Drew, God bless her, she's moved back home, she's getting along with her mom. Um, let me say this to everybody, stop being so goddamn conceited. If somebody wants to be your friend, maybe they want to be your friend. The world does not revolve around you, everyone doesn't think about you all the time, and you don't have to sort of have a motivation or assign a motivation to everyone who wants something from you or wants to hang out with you. It's a horrible way to go through life, that part where you go, oh yeah, they complimented you, but you know what they really meant, or they only want this because of that, or you know, they only want to hang out with you because you're on the football team, or you're the cheerleader, well who cares? Here's the whole thing, everyone, try to build yourself a life that's attractive. Make yourself a store, and make the storefront get a nice sign and put some nice crap in the mirror, I mean in the window, in the store window. And then people will come in, and then you don't have to go, oh they're only coming in because you got a nice sign.
1:32:47🔗
Adam
Well yeah, that's how it goes. Look your best, act your best, do your best, be interesting, be clever, be smart, be whatever, be athletic, be whatever, and people will be attracted to you, and then you shouldn't blame them for that.
1:34:03🔗
Adam
All right, Drewski. We'll talk to you tomorrow night, and we'll talk to yous tomorrow night as well. Until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:34:18🔗
Adam
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