Thursday, May 12, 2005

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1:13🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17🔗 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew.

1:23🔗 Voiceover Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. He'd probably close a cut pretty fast, too, if he had to.

1:32🔗 Drew I had to.

1:33🔗 Adam Tonight, we have a couple of guests from The Contender, my new favorite show, Sergio Morris here and Jonathon Reid. Jonathon was eliminated a few rounds ago, and Sergio is still in the mix, but Jonathon could get back into it if we vote for him and get him on the undercard at the Vegas fight. Is that correct, Jonathon?

1:54🔗 That is correct. They have to go to contender.yahoo.com and click on fan favorites and then click on the dot next to Jay Reid and hit the vote button so I can get it crack-a-lackin.

2:07🔗 Adam Best show on TV, quite easily, quite easily. And here's the thing, and I have said it many times, it's good for the same reason all these other Mark Burnett shows are good, The Contender is great, you know, for the same reason that The Apprentice is great or Survivor is great, except for at the end, instead of a kayak race, they beat the F out of each other. And that's really what you want to see. It's really weird and what we do in society now is we sort of substitute that feeling, that sort of visceral animal feeling of wanting to see the guy clobber the next guy by beating him in some game of strategy in the boardroom. It's a symbolic beating. This is an actual beating. It's really, it really just distilled it down. It's sort, it's sort of like...

2:51🔗 Drew It's getting closer to gladiator fights. You're right.

2:53🔗 Adam It's like, you know, remember how porn used to have a story and now it's gone. You just turn the movie on. It's like, all right, well, that's it. The end. That's, that's what this is. This is like, screw it. We're not going to pretend. We want to see these guys going at it. And sometimes there's bad blood and that makes it real exciting. And then other times the guys kind of like each other. Makes it even more interesting.

3:17🔗 Yeah, yeah. See that?

3:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, let's see, Jonathon, who did you lose to? Who was your guy?

3:22🔗 I lost to Jesse Brinkley, you know, in the second week. And we had one of those stories where we sort of liked each other.

3:29🔗 Adam Right.

3:30🔗 And when it came time to fight, it was, I guess it was kind of hard for me to put that aside. But I guess Jesse wasn't paying no attention to it because he got in with me and sent me on to the house, man.

3:41🔗 Adam He's got a got a got a heavy hands, as they say in the business that Jesse does.

3:46🔗 Adam And he just won last week, right?

3:49🔗 Adam That him just beaten the number one dad, the number one dad, not the number one. Yeah, everyone hates Anthony because he's so sincere. He cries all the time.

3:58🔗 Guest I thought they hated Hamed.

4:00🔗 Adam Oh, they hated Hamed. Yeah, but Hamed, they hated in a in a sort of novel way because he was like a caricature with the sunglasses and the preening and the pretty boy and everything. I think people thought maybe he had his tongue in his cheek a little bit. The prince that is, but I think Anthony, they just think it's a actual pain in the ass. Yeah.

4:22🔗 Guest Well, I did not like him.

4:24🔗 Adam You like them?

4:24🔗 Guest The only thing I didn't like was is that Fargo humor he had. You know, he's from Minnesota, so he had that accent.

4:31🔗 Adam Yeah. Like big nostrils for a white guy, too. You don't normally see that. Yeah. A lot of air getting through there. That could have stopped them in the fifth round. I'm not sure. The whole glove got stuck in his nostril when he got hit with an uppercut. That uppercut.

4:44🔗 Guest That uppercut was a thing of beauty.

4:45🔗 Adam Yeah. And you know, that's what I was saying. What was I saying to you, Drew? What was I saying yesterday?

4:49🔗 Drew A seasoned fighter will use an uppercut.

4:50🔗 Adam Yeah. The newer guys will just wing and just throw, but the seasoned guys will throw that uppercut in there. You don't see amateurs throwing uppercuts. You don't see the guys with sort of the five and under stuff. But that uppercut, boy, you could sneak it in, especially when someone's getting a little bit tired. Sergio is a crafty fighter, by the way. He's long, he's lean, but he uses his defense. Drew, what else do I say?

5:13🔗 Drew About Sergio?

5:15🔗 Guest Anybody.

5:15🔗 About boxing.

5:17🔗 Adam No, no. You can tell more about how good a fighter is by his defense than by his offense.

5:23🔗 Guest Exactly. Adam, I like you already.

5:25🔗 Adam Yeah, am I right?

5:26🔗 Guest Exactly.

5:26🔗 Drew We always talked about who was the guy you fought in the ring with, the big guy? Lamon Brewster.

5:30🔗 Adam Lamon Brewster.

5:32🔗 Drew You fought Lamon Brewster. And the way his defense slid off.

5:35🔗 Adam Yeah, he was slick for a big guy.

5:36🔗 Guest For a big guy, he's very slick.

5:37🔗 Adam But you could take a guy and in two years teach him how to throw punches and move forward. But it was going to take you 11 years to teach him the defense part. And that's how you can tell the real pros. So yeah, favorite show. What's going on this Sunday?

5:53🔗 Drew I can't tell you. You can't tell me anything?

5:54🔗 Guest Well, we can't really say much, but there's four guys left.

5:56🔗 Adam Four guys left.

5:56🔗 Guest I'm one of them. And there's two more episodes in the finale in May 24th in Caesar's Palace. So we're looking forward to that.

6:04🔗 Adam Yeah, a million bucks. Now wait a minute. Who got the card? Did you get the card?

6:07🔗 Guest I got a truck.

6:08🔗 Adam Man, he got a truck in one of the challenges. He was losing.

6:13🔗 Guest No, no, no, no. I got it by flipping a card. The challenge was...

6:16🔗 Adam Oh, that was the other guy.

6:17🔗 Guest Exactly. That was Joey.

6:19🔗 Adam Yeah, you got yours in...

6:20🔗 Guest In Las Vegas.

6:21🔗 Adam In Las Vegas. That's right. Yeah, first... They had like, I don't know, six guys standing around in a circle and they said, look, go up, flip a card, and whoever gets the Ace is going to go home with the forerunner. And Sergio just walked right up and flipped the first card. It was an Ace.

6:36🔗 Guest Toyota Tundra.

6:37🔗 Adam Pissed off everyone else in the play. But you know, a great thing about boxers is they're all... All of them have good hard luck stories, you know, so it's like their dad gets gone, their mom took care of them. They have 170 brothers and sisters. They're all lived in a matchbox. And then they start crying. Then the tears start coming down. No, it's true, though.

6:56🔗 Guest You don't need to be a boxer. I think everyone has a story, and that's why the Contenders are so popular because people indirectly live through us, you know.

7:05🔗 Adam And Sergio is a local boy from East LA. What gym did you go to when you were starting out?

7:12🔗 Guest I started off in Montebello, a police athletics lead. And then from there, I started up in Solid Rock, and that's still in East LA. And that's where I train right now, with your boulevard.

7:22🔗 Adam And you're working out with Jonathon?

7:24🔗 Guest I'm working out with Jonathon and a couple other guys.

7:27🔗 Adam Mm-hmm. Now see, that's a clue to me, Drew. That's a clue that he may have made the final.

7:32🔗 Guest No. Jonathon's out here trying to promote himself.

7:35🔗 The thing is, you know, I'm out here trying to, you know, promote myself and put a little extra spunk into my repertoire.

7:43🔗 Adam Yeah.

7:43🔗 You know, you never know what might happen, so I want to come out here and work with, you know, one of the best.

7:48🔗 Adam Yeah. Now it seems more like he made the final. I think he made the final because he's good. He's slick. Michelle over here doesn't normally go for the fellas, but I think she'd make an exception in Sergio's case.

8:02🔗 Guest Adam, am I right? Big fan, big fan. Got here, you guys.

8:07🔗 Adam Slick, slick boxer.

8:09🔗 Guest The Latin Snake. Oh, my God.

8:10🔗 Adam And it's good. It's good. I like Latin, too, you know. Latin Snake. It's a good name. And it's weird because you don't really have it. You don't really heard it.

8:19🔗 Guest I think it's pretty unique. And whenever I stop boxing, I got to, you know, you mentioned porn. I got another career there.

8:25🔗 Adam You got a great name for porn. All right. We will get to the phones this Sunday. This is going to be exciting. Talk to Brittany, who's 18. Brittany.

8:37🔗 Guest Hi.

8:38🔗 Adam What's up?

8:40🔗 Guest Okay. Well, this is my thing. It's kind of weird, but.

8:45🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Did you guys see that Corrales fight over the weekend? Oh, my God.

8:51🔗 Guest Yes, we did. One of the greatest fights ever.

8:54🔗 Adam Epic battle. I mean, epic. And you know, think about boxing matches is it's like some of them suck. And then once you see one, you'll never forget.

9:04🔗 That was an example of two warriors getting in there, you know, wanting to give it their all and leave it inside the ring.

9:09🔗 Adam And a weird and but effective strategy. These guys are just going toe to toe for 10 rounds. They're both eyes are closing cuts, trading. What the second you think one guy's got a small advantage on the other guy, the other guy just comes winging back toe to toe the entire fight. No, no clinching, no hugging, no nothing. Just just toe to toe 10 rounds. But one guy seems like he's getting just a little bit better than the other guy. And toward the beginning of, I guess, the 10th or 11th round, he tags him, big upper, big upper hook, drops him, just just crumbles to the ground. He may not get up, but he staggers to his feet. They start training again, and 10 seconds later, he's down again. And it looks like it's over because the guy's eyes close. I mean, it's one thing you get dropped in the second round, you still have a nice coat of Carnauba wax on you. But when you're all busted up and you go down, you ain't coming back up. It goes up, but he spits his mouthpiece out. And so now the ref has to call time, and he has to pick up the mouthpiece and have to walk him over the corner. And his trainer, Goosen, Joe Goosen is like playing stupid, like, what do you want me to do with the man? He's like talking and wasting time and get the thing back into the guy's mouth. Well, now he's had 20, 30 seconds to refresh himself because he would have been dead. Otherwise, the guy would have ran across the ring, Adam. He would have been looking at three guys coming at him and just gone down. Gets refreshed just for 20 seconds, comes out, starts beating the crap out of the other guy, and they stop the fight. Beautiful fight. Amazing fight. But here's my thing. You're getting the S beat out of you for 10 rounds and your mouthpiece falls on the canvas. You don't need to wash it off. Just toss it back in. You're drinking your own blood. This guy blew a snot rocket on you in the fifth round. He's leaking out of all of his parts or hanging on you. You have his blood spread all over the thing. You've been eating leather for 10 rounds and just Vaseline, blood, and leather for 10 rounds. But the thing lands on the Cuervo sign on the canvas. So, get the Purell. We gotta wash this down. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.

11:11🔗 Guest But whoever didn't see that fight, they gotta see it. What really sucks about that is what depreciated the greatness of that fight, that freaking horse, 50 to one, ended up winning that same day and then the next day.

11:23🔗 Adam Oh, like a Kentucky Derby?

11:24🔗 Guest Exactly. And then the next day, the front page is a horse instead of these two warriors.

11:29🔗 Adam It's really weird with boxing. Boxing was huge in the 50s and it had its stuff with Ali and everything. But in general, Tyson fights, it's on the seventh page. It's the back of the sports page. It's crazy and it's weird because these guys are amongst the highest paid, best known names and athletes in the world. Why is the Dodgers lose to the Padres 4-3 in Game 38 of the 160 game season and that's on the front page? And then there's a trout report and then there's a bunch of Collegiate Golf and then we get to the Warriors? How dare they?

12:08🔗 Drew I'm outraged. We have very ambivalent feelings about enjoying boxing.

12:12🔗 Adam Well, then if it's going to go away, it should go away. But if it's not, put it on the front page. What do you think?

12:19🔗 Drew Contender is going to help bring it back.

12:20🔗 Adam Yeah?

12:20🔗 Yeah. I hope so.

12:21🔗 Drew Yeah. I think Kyson kind of helped disgrace it a little bit.

12:25🔗 Adam I'm telling you, this Chico Carolla's fight, you never, first off, you never just saw better sporting, you never saw a better 45 minutes of sport, number one. You never saw two more courageous guys. You never been more impressed with two guys. You never been more excited. It's incredible.

12:41🔗 Guest And then when the fight ended, like how they handled themselves, both of them, they were totally gentleman.

12:45🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, I would have been whining like a stuck pig.

12:48🔗 He took his mouthpiece.

12:50🔗 Guest He got it washed off. No complaining. No complaining.

12:52🔗 Adam I'd be crying. I'd just be crying and screaming. And I'd be yelling, Chip! I'd be yelling, Chip. You know, it's funny too. We always make fun of the guys too when they get those after fight interviews. Cause the guy just, he's basically, it's like he ran a marathon while someone beat him in the head for 26 miles. And it's like, what did you think of the fight? And the guy's like, well, Jim, I got hit my equilibrium. I was like, you can't even talk. It's like, he should be, anyone else would just be vomiting and be, and it just, it just heads spinning around, not even disoriented, calling for their mom, not knowing who, where they were. You know what I mean?

13:32🔗 Guest Especially when Larry Merchant does it, cause he's so slow and pedantic. And when he tells you what you did wrong, he's like, I know what I did wrong. I just finished getting knocked out. Thanks for telling me again. And then look at it in the monitor.

13:43🔗 Adam Yeah, imagine interviewing most folks that just got knocked out. I mean, whether it's just on the workplace. They'd just be crying and disoriented, not know where they were. So this guy, come on, he mispronounced that word. All right, you ready?

13:57🔗 Drew There we go.

13:57🔗 Adam Here we go. Step, oh yeah, Brittany.

14:01🔗 Guest Hi.

14:02🔗 Adam What's up?

14:03🔗 Guest Okay, so I've been seeing a psychiatrist and he told me that I am bipolar. And I was kind of the reason I'm confused about it is because I never thought of myself as bipolar before. And the only reason I'm really going to psychiatry is because my stepdad kind of sort of sexually abused me.

14:23🔗 Drew What did he do?

14:25🔗 Guest Well, he would like drill holes through the walls and peep on me and like expose himself to me.

14:31🔗 Adam You're not through the same hole, though, right? No. Different hole?

14:36🔗 Guest Yeah.

14:37🔗 Adam All right. He drill holes in the wall?

14:39🔗 Guest Yeah.

14:40🔗 Drew How do you find them?

14:41🔗 Adam Oh, that's a bad sign. I mean, you guys living in a trailer or something?

14:45🔗 Guest No, we have a huge house. I mean, we had 20 acres and horses.

14:50🔗 Adam Really?

14:51🔗 Guest Yeah.

14:51🔗 Adam The wall's like five inches thick. It's drilling a hole through it.

14:55🔗 Guest I know.

14:55🔗 Adam Okay.

14:55🔗 Drew Would you see him looking at you?

14:57🔗 Guest Yeah, we could see him sometimes. He mostly did it to me. It wasn't really my sister's as much, but.

15:04🔗 Adam And how old were you?

15:06🔗 Guest This went on since I was in sixth grade until I was 17.

15:10🔗 Drew Did you tell your mom?

15:11🔗 Guest Yeah, my mom knew about it the whole time.

15:13🔗 Drew Oh my God.

15:15🔗 Guest Yeah, it's weird.

15:16🔗 Drew All right. So what's your question?

15:17🔗 Adam Are you better looking than your sisters? I know it sounds like a horrible thing.

15:20🔗 Drew It is a horrible question, but it's a stepdad.

15:22🔗 Adam It's horrible, but stepdad. Yeah. Are you?

15:25🔗 Guest Yeah, I am. Yeah. Well, and they were a lot younger, too, so.

15:31🔗 Adam I've turned the corner on this guy.

15:32🔗 Drew So what is your question?

15:33🔗 Adam No, but I'm just saying, if your guy is like 40, 45, and you move in a house, there's a sporty 16 year old, like, she's getting out of the shower. Like, you had a couple of beers.

15:44🔗 Drew Stepdad. Stepdad. So Brittany, what's the question?

15:49🔗 Guest All right. I was wondering if bipolar has ever, like, developed because of, I mean, I have issues with my mom, too, some like relationship issues and stuff.

15:58🔗 Drew Yes. Bipolar can, trauma, post-traumatic stress disorder, borderline, and bipolar probably sit, probably related to one another. So having been abused and traumatized on stuff can be associated with bipolarity, yes.

16:13🔗 Guest And so would medicine still help me?

16:15🔗 Drew Yes, it will help you.

16:16🔗 Adam How weird is Thanksgiving and stuff? Do you go back home? Are you still living at home?

16:21🔗 Guest I'm living with my mom right now. She divorced my stepdad.

16:25🔗 Adam Because of this?

16:28🔗 Guest Because I told on him, and the only way she could have me and my sister's back was if she divorced him.

16:33🔗 Oh, wow.

16:35🔗 Drew Went to court?

16:37🔗 Guest He actually was supposed to go to court on last Monday.

16:41🔗 Drew Oh my God, this just happened?

16:44🔗 Guest Yeah, about a year ago is when it all came out.

16:47🔗 Drew Wow.

16:49🔗 Adam All right. Your mom and you are doing okay?

16:52🔗 Guest Kind of, yeah.

16:53🔗 Drew You sound okay. You sound all right. Going to school? College?

16:57🔗 Guest I dropped out of high school, actually.

17:00🔗 Drew Let's finish that up. Finish that up. Come on.

17:03🔗 Adam We'll get to work. Just get to work.

17:05🔗 Drew She sounds smart.

17:06🔗 Adam All these people are trying to get through high school and it's not happening.

17:10🔗 Drew She's like a choosy rail about the crazy stuff at home, though.

17:13🔗 Adam Yeah? Jonathon, you finished high school?

17:15🔗 I did.

17:16🔗 Adam Oh, you did? Sergio?

17:17🔗 Drew Yes, sir. High school?

17:18🔗 Adam Everyone's got a diploma? Me, too?

17:20🔗 Drew No, wait.

17:21🔗 Adam Well, not technically because I own the book room. 1995 for We the People. So. I couldn't physically pick up my diploma, but, you know, in my mind, in the eyes of God, you know, I think I want to go on a campaign to get, at the graduation perhaps this year at North Hollywood High, to get you your diploma. I think that would be good.

17:41🔗 Drew That would be a nice thing.

17:42🔗 Adam 20 years later, I'm walking down the thing.

17:44🔗 Drew You got a comedy show coming up in the fall. It could be the opening sort of a.

17:48🔗 Adam Adam goes back and gets his diploma.

17:50🔗 Drew It's the opening series.

17:51🔗 Adam I think, you know, the reality is, is I think I could go get my diploma. I don't even think they'd want the money.

17:56🔗 Drew I think they need to give you one. I need one. They kicked you out for all those years. They've traumatized you.

18:02🔗 Adam Oh, way warehouse me.

18:04🔗 Drew That's right.

18:06🔗 Adam I didn't even know the difference between a state and a country when I left that dump. I couldn't do anything. All I did was clean carpets.

18:11🔗 I think you ought to take one of us boxes over there with you. We're a strong army.

18:16🔗 Drew I need a side, I need a side of it.

18:18🔗 That's right.

18:18🔗 Drew I want you guys to dress the same with sunglasses and cross your arms and look at it.

18:21🔗 Adam Yeah, and that's my right, that's my right and my left. That's right. Yeah. Get them boys.

18:27🔗 We'll be sound like the diploma security.

18:29🔗 Adam Set it out. Yeah, and I might need a couple of diplomas. Like I might need like two and a doctorate.

18:36🔗 Drew Right, they ought to give you an honorary degree and your actual degree.

18:38🔗 Adam Oh, and I want a letter.

18:40🔗 Drew Oh yeah, a letter.

18:40🔗 Adam I want a letter for like varsity.

18:42🔗 Drew Football.

18:42🔗 Adam Yeah, I want a football varsity. Varsity football, that's what I'm going to need. Sarah?

18:47🔗 Guest Yeah.

18:48🔗 Adam You're 15? What's up, baby doll?

18:52🔗 Guest Oh, yeah, okay. Um, like I have kind of like big boobs or whatever. And like I have always had like boyfriends that are like jerky and stuff. And like they're always like feeling on me and like begging me to have sex and stuff.

19:10🔗 Drew Jerky? They're jerks. They're jerks. I see. Yeah, yeah.

19:13🔗 And, um, horrible.

19:16🔗 Guest And like I've always like hated it and stuff.

19:18🔗 Guest But I always got those kind of guys.

19:20🔗 Drew Yeah.

19:21🔗 Guest Like, yeah, but, um.

19:22🔗 Drew Hang on, though. This is probably the only kind of guy we're going to meet, though.

19:25🔗 Adam It's like saying, oh, man, every time I get these Cracker Jacks, they always have these popcorn covered with caramel with a little prize in there and some peanuts. I got to get a new pack.

19:34🔗 Drew I hate that.

19:34🔗 Adam That's no good. Every single one's always the same. I got to get another one. I got bad luck with Cracker Jacks. Now I think that's all they are. That's all the guys are. They're all jerky. Sarah? You have to just find a respectful jerk who is willing to play the game a little bit and not make you think he wants sex.

19:55🔗 Guest I have a new boyfriend now, though. I'm like, he doesn't try anything with me and he's like really respectful. It kind of bothers me and I don't know why. Like, it's weird.

20:07🔗 Drew You want him to...

20:08🔗 Guest But now it makes me all...

20:09🔗 Drew He's gay. You want him to par you.

20:11🔗 Guest Huh?

20:12🔗 Drew You wish he were more aggressive.

20:13🔗 Guest Yeah, and I don't know why.

20:16🔗 Adam Well, don't women just want whatever it is they don't have all the time, constantly? That way they can walk around in a constant state of never being pleased.

20:25🔗 Drew Unless she needs chaos and trauma, that kind of stuff.

20:28🔗 Adam Sarah?

20:28🔗 Drew She's sabotaging this.

20:29🔗 Adam Chaos in the family?

20:32🔗 Guest Um, yeah.

20:33🔗 Adam What happened?

20:34🔗 Guest Well, my mom, she's like really mean and stuff. And like my dad used to be a coca addict and he went to prison and he just got back from prison. And now he's all in my life and stuff again.

20:49🔗 Drew All right. Well, that can work out pretty good.

20:51🔗 Adam Yeah.

20:51🔗 Drew It can make it difficult to have stable relationships. So what you may do is get very, very attracted to guys that are not available, sort of jerk guys, and then find a nice guy and then find a reason to sabotage that. So we recommend you kind of hang in with a nice guy and, you know, find a way to make that relationship work.

21:09🔗 Adam Yeah, don't sabotage that.

21:10🔗 Drew If you can tolerate it, yeah. If you can tolerate it, it will be a good thing.

21:13🔗 Adam Are you a virgin?

21:14🔗 Guest Yeah.

21:15🔗 Adam All right.

21:15🔗 Drew All right, good.

21:16🔗 Guest But like, my question or whatever is because like, I wanted to know, because like a few years ago, I got molested by my stepdad. And I want to know if like that has something to do with it.

21:28🔗 Drew Yes. Yes, that definitely does.

21:30🔗 Adam Oh, I'll tell you, from doing this show, I'd like to just put a bounty on stepdads.

21:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

21:35🔗 Adam I really would. Probably start with mine. He didn't molest me, but that sort of made me angry. Like, what? Not good enough? You know what I mean? I was a perfectly attractive young lad. You're so busy watching TV, you don't have time to molest. So I'd start with him and I would just keep going. Just take all the stepdads out. Well, there's a couple of good ones that would go down. I'm not going to be honest with you, but that's the way it works.

21:56🔗 Drew It's the risk.

21:57🔗 Adam We've got to throw that net out there. You know, it's like when you got a man-eating shark out there, you've got to go out and get it. Once in a while, a couple of dolphins get caught up in the net and even a couple of other sharks didn't even do anything. What are you going to do? You've got a man-eater out there. Am I right, gentlemen? All right, let's move on. I thought I was delivering a speech on a dock.

22:16🔗 Drew You need to run your fingers down a chalkboard.

22:20🔗 Adam The Contender, everybody. I'll tell you, you know, I watched the Oscar De La Hoya contender-like show, which was exactly the same, except for it wasn't any good. Now, for me, it was good because I love boxing so much. I would just gladly watch anyone box at any time. But I realized for the general public, it didn't capture their imagination. And, you know, it didn't have Stallone and it didn't have Sugar Ray. But it didn't have Mark Burnett. It didn't have that big score, the powerful score, and the fights. The fights are more exciting the way they're shot. The effects that he uses are more exciting than watching just in real time. And that, oh, showing the kids and the crowd and the daddies getting beat on and they're crying. It's incredible. Tell you, it's a powerful, powerful journey. Sergio.

23:13🔗 Guest Yes.

23:14🔗 Adam Is there odds going around with these things? There's got to be Vegas odds.

23:17🔗 Guest Well, there has to be. I just don't know about them.

23:18🔗 Adam You don't? You don't? You don't?

23:21🔗 Guest Come on.

23:21🔗 Adam OK. I think Sergio may be the favorite. I think he might be. I think he's considered, I think he's considered the most skilled. All the guys got a good chin. Adam? Listen, I've seen millions and millions of fights in my day. And there's a lot of good fighters out there. And I think you showed the most skill. I think, I think with your defense, I think also see when a guy is longer and he has the longer body parts, guys are longer, look dorky, not all of them. Yeah, I got the longer body parts. Guys that are sort of long and lean look dorky riding a bike. They look dorky trying to do gymnastics. They look dorky running. The dancing, they always just look, you always look better if you're shorter and have those smaller parts. Never is that more true than in boxing. That's the lighter weight guys look just crisp and sharp and some of the heavyweights look kind of lumbering and sloppy. So the fact that Sergio's got real long parts and still look sharp, that's a pretty good compliment.

24:23🔗 Guest You know you're boxing, Adam. You know you're boxing. For a tall guy like myself, I'm over six foot. To me to crouch down and then uncoil with punches the way I do, it's kind of unorthodox and that's kind of a style that attributes to.

24:37🔗 Adam There was another guy who was long who looked good too. He was called the Motor City Cobra. Maybe you know him. He's the hit man, Tommy Hearns.

24:45🔗 Guest That's the man right there.

24:47🔗 Adam When you got a name like the Motor City Cobra, do you got to change it? Was there other guys named the Motor City Cobra? Or is that not intimidating enough?

24:54🔗 Guest He was a snake too. Motor City Cobra and the Lion's Snake. I've got something going here.

24:58🔗 Adam I'm just saying, if I go with Motor City Cobra.

25:01🔗 Drew You're going with it.

25:01🔗 Adam Yeah, like they gave me Brillo head when I was in the eighth grade and I stuck with it.

25:06🔗 Drew Then you moved on to Ace though.

25:07🔗 Adam Yeah, I did modify days. We will take ourselves a little break. Got the contenders in here tonight and we'll be right back after this.

25:18🔗 Loveline.

25:19🔗 Okay.

25:20🔗 Drew Wait, wait.

25:21🔗 My hair, my hair.

25:23🔗 We'll be right back.

25:25🔗 Guest The one and only Live 105.

25:39🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Talking to the contenders tonight, Sergio Mora is here tonight. Jonathon Reid. Hello. Is here tonight. Jonathon was unfortunately eliminated by the heavy-handed Jesse Brinkley, who had just won last week. It's good to see at least the guy who beat you has made it to the final four.

26:04🔗 That's what I'm talking about. You know, that makes me look kind of good, but you know, I still wish that I was in the position that he's in right now, but you know.

26:14🔗 Adam And he's the only guy who knocked, I mean, really cleanly knocked another guy out. I mean, pretty much.

26:19🔗 You know, it says a lot about my chin, man, because he cracked me with some good shots and the kingpin didn't go down. You know, the fans got to love a brother. This Mamadama was doing it, baby. You got to vote me back on so I can get on there and do something.

26:32🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing, too. It says here you have five kids.

26:36🔗 Caller That's right.

26:37🔗 Adam Wow.

26:37🔗 Caller You know, that lets them know that I don't shoot no blanks, man.

26:40🔗 Adam No. And that's a, speaking of nut, that's a big monthly nut.

26:43🔗 Drew You know what I mean?

26:45🔗 Adam That's five months in a fit.

26:45🔗 Caller I know that's right. I got to, man, I got to put some money in the kids, college fun and all that good stuff.

26:50🔗 Adam So here's, you know, here's what I'm talking about with Jonathon. I got to, I got some thoughts about Jonathon. Here's the deal. You got to vote to see the undercard fights are. There's a chance for these guys to get some more camera time to get on television. And another thing, too, for boxers, when you get some, when you get some exposure, when your name gets up there, you could go from, you know, 2,500 bucks to 50 grand to 100 grand or whatever, a fight. So many of these guys, it's just about.

27:19🔗 Drew The one coming up is a million dollars.

27:21🔗 Adam Right.

27:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

27:22🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, that's part of the show, but then whoever wins that fight obviously is going to have a name or even loses that fight is going to at least have a name. For boxing, there's so many guys out there whose names the public aren't familiar with. Even guys that are ranked in the top five, top ten guys, even champions, a lot of people don't know sometimes. So it's important to get your name out there. All these guys are good. I mean, they're all qualified. They're all, they all deserve to be there. But Jonathon over here, he's got a couple of kids. He's, I don't want to call him Long and the Tooth, but you know, he ain't 21. You know what I mean? He's not going to be going for another 10 years. He's got to make hay while the sun shines.

27:59🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying? I got to do my thing. You know, I'm 32 years old, but I'm a young 32. You understand what I'm talking about? I'm 32 and I feel like I'm 21. So that's why they got to watch out for the kingpin, because I'm ready. So you need to go to the website, contender.yahoo.com, and click on fan favorites, and hit the dot next to Jay Reid, and vote for me. You understand what I'm saying?

28:21🔗 Adam I am. I do. And you know, I do think that a lot of guys are going to vote for the people that got off most recently, like Anthony, number one dad, and that kind of stuff. But I'd go for the guy I like the most, the guy who has the most kids, and the guy who needs the most money. That's Jonathon.

28:41🔗 Caller All right.

28:41🔗 Adam Let's see. Let's talk to Nate, who's 28.

28:47🔗 Caller Yeah. How's it going?

28:48🔗 Adam What's happening?

28:50🔗 Caller Well, I live with my boss on his property here in Hillsboro, Oregon. His whole family lives here.

28:56🔗 Drew What kind of boss? You live with a boss. What kind of work do you do?

29:00🔗 Caller Logging.

29:01🔗 Adam You're logging.

29:02🔗 Caller Yeah. I live on a trailer on his property at Five Acres.

29:06🔗 Drew Does that mean you just cut down trees for like a gardener for him?

29:11🔗 Adam It was a logging company, the boss, right?

29:13🔗 Caller Well, he's the owner of the company, but there's a big difference between logging and cutting. I'm actually a timber follower and an arborist is what I am.

29:20🔗 Drew Cool.

29:21🔗 Adam I'm an arborist and a timber. Let me tell you this too. It's bad to live on family's properties in the guest house because it's not for you, for the family. Because that part where the family gets massacred goes up like tenfold because then first they blame the guy who was living on the guest house and the property and then realized it was the mansons or something like that. But it's always, you're going to discover the bodies, Nate. That's how it works.

29:49🔗 Drew Well, you know, with the Cato Cailin.

29:51🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:52🔗 Caller Well, it's weird. The other day the boss' wife has ducks. A couple of the ducks turned up missing. You know, I bird hunt.

30:01🔗 Adam You see?

30:02🔗 Caller See?

30:02🔗 Adam That's how it starts. I didn't steal the ducks. Yeah, but tell that to the cops. They blame you.

30:07🔗 Drew Hang on. What are you calling about? What are you calling about?

30:10🔗 Hold on.

30:11🔗 Adam That phrase, turned up missing, always bothered me. Turned up means you got back from-

30:17🔗 Drew Show it up.

30:18🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:18🔗 Drew You can't be missing and turned up.

30:19🔗 Adam I don't like turned up missing.

30:21🔗 Drew I'm with you.

30:22🔗 Adam Turned out missing. Turned off.

30:24🔗 Drew Turned out to be missing.

30:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Turned up missing.

30:26🔗 Drew Ended up missing.

30:27🔗 Adam I never, it's right up there with can't win for losing.

30:30🔗 Drew I think it started with can't. Ended up.

30:32🔗 Guest Fat chance, slim chance.

30:33🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:34🔗 Guest Yeah.

30:34🔗 Adam Turned up missing. Never did like that.

30:36🔗 Drew All right, today, what's the question?

30:37🔗 Caller Well, anyways, I have a porn collection. I had a porn collection, I could say. And the boss's mom sometimes should come out and open up my trailer and stuff on the property, air it out for me while I'm out working.

30:47🔗 Drew Boss's mom.

30:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:49🔗 Drew Does she hunt porn? No.

30:52🔗 Adam She comes out, airs out your trailer.

30:54🔗 Drew Airs it out.

30:55🔗 Caller Porn.

30:56🔗 Adam Yeah. So what?

30:57🔗 Caller I want to approach the boss about it or whatnot.

30:59🔗 Adam What do you think? She stole the porn?

31:01🔗 Caller Well, I don't think she stole the porn. Per se. Found it and maybe gave it to the boss. And why is this on the property type of situation? Because the boss.

31:09🔗 Adam All right. That porn. That porn. Let me tell you. That porn is gone.

31:13🔗 Drew Yeah. Start over.

31:14🔗 Adam No. It's like when a drug deal goes bad and you steal a kilo of coke from some drug dealer, he doesn't go to the cops. He either goes after you or you don't get it back.

31:24🔗 Drew Bottom line is what he hopes for is that the boss does not approach him about that kilo.

31:28🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, the porn's gone.

31:30🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:30🔗 Adam And would you go to air out some loggers trailer?

31:34🔗 Drew What does that mean?

31:37🔗 Adam I don't know what air.

31:37🔗 Drew I don't know. They can't open her again? They take the roof off?

31:41🔗 Adam Here's how you air out a trailer. You get a BB gun and you just go on your porch and put a few holes in it.

31:46🔗 Drew You open the door.

31:46🔗 Adam You open the door. Why do you have to air out his trailer? I don't know. I don't trust Nate. I don't believe it.

31:52🔗 Guest So this calls about lost porn?

31:54🔗 Adam I think it is.

31:55🔗 Drew And logging.

31:56🔗 Guest Oh, God.

31:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

31:59🔗 Adam Nate, we don't we don't believe you.

32:01🔗 Drew What do you mean, air out? What does that mean?

32:04🔗 Caller She's opened the trailer door. What fresh air into the day? It was 80 degrees today.

32:08🔗 Caller Nate, do you stink or something? I mean, what's the air out there, buddy?

32:11🔗 Adam I'm going with the air.

32:12🔗 Caller I work in the woods. I work in the woods.

32:14🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. Lagers smell.

32:16🔗 Caller Well, if you're the one living in the trailer, then why does the boss's mom have to air out the trailer that you're living in all by yourself, buddy?

32:24🔗 Adam Yeah, I agree.

32:25🔗 Caller What else is going on in this room?

32:26🔗 Adam And don't you just lock it? It's ironic that lumberjacks are amongst the smelliest people around, but that Christmas tree, that air freshener tree that you hang up in your car? Delightful. You know what I mean? You ever think about that?

32:39🔗 Drew Irony.

32:39🔗 Adam That's pretty heavy.

32:40🔗 Drew Turned up missing.

32:41🔗 Adam That's heavy.

32:42🔗 Adam Wow.

32:43🔗 Adam Turned up missing.

32:45🔗 Adam Yeah.

32:46🔗 Adam Emily?

32:47🔗 Yeah.

32:48🔗 Adam You're 20?

32:50🔗 Caller 21.

32:51🔗 Adam You're 21. You've been on hold for a while.

32:53🔗 Drew What's up?

32:53🔗 Caller What's up? Basically, every now and then, very rarely, maybe like once in a couple months or once in a month, me and my boyfriend, during foreplay, there are erection problems. It's like it starts out okay, and then all of a sudden it's just gone and it can't come back.

33:14🔗 Drew Is that because it goes on too long?

33:18🔗 Caller No, no, it's not because it goes on too long. It's just, you know, it starts out with kissing or whatever, just it starts. And then when we get, you know, in the middle of foreplay, it'll just stop and then there's no way for it to come back.

33:32🔗 Drew Is there something come out of him during the foreplay? You see what I'm asking?

33:35🔗 Caller No, no, it's almost like, it's almost like it switches gears. Like we start doing something else. And then when I go back, like when I put my hand down there, when I go and I notice it's just gone and it just doesn't come back. And we blame it on other things like, oh, maybe we're, maybe he's just really tired. Like maybe he's not taking care of himself. It's like, but.

33:56🔗 Drew The one thing you check off your lift with a 20 year old, just this business about 20 year olds being too tired, check that one off.

34:01🔗 Adam Yeah, and he's not taking care.

34:03🔗 Adam Oh, he drank too much caffeine last week. Are you kidding? 20 year old has a boner all the time. Doesn't matter what he's doing.

34:10🔗 Drew Yes.

34:11🔗 Caller I think he's just got a short attention span.

34:14🔗 Drew Is he on medication?

34:15🔗 Caller No, well, he's 25. And I'm.

34:17🔗 Drew Oh, that makes all the difference. Is he on medication?

34:19🔗 Adam He's decrepit. Emily, I'm surprised he can change direction.

34:23🔗 Caller We have really crazy schedules sometimes. And this last week was like finals weekend. You know, we don't, we sometimes go through nights where we just don't sleep and we're studying or whatever. And then, you know, the night before last was actually like a really tough night. And then it happened this morning that.

34:40🔗 Drew Is he on the medication, Emily?

34:42🔗 Adam What the hell is she talking about?

34:43🔗 Caller I don't know.

34:44🔗 Adam What are you majoring in? Jabbering, non-stop?

34:48🔗 No, no, no, no, no.

34:49🔗 Adam With an emphasis on rambling? What are you talking about?

34:53🔗 Drew Now I know what he's into. She's thinking like a girl. It's like, well, I didn't have the right mood. I was kind of busy.

34:57🔗 Adam Are you talking in the bedroom? Because that'll do it.

34:59🔗 Drew Yeah, that'll do it, all right. Listen, guys do not have those issues. They just don't.

35:03🔗 Caller Okay.

35:04🔗 Adam No, and being tired or being stressed or being, that, as you've been married for 30 years and you're in your 50s, that may be an excuse. Maybe.

35:11🔗 Caller Yeah, I don't really think it's because of that either.

35:13🔗 Adam All right, so you guys have had successful sex before though, right?

35:18🔗 Caller Oh yeah, like it was fine like last night and then this morning it was just like, what's going on?

35:24🔗 Drew Well, maybe he's, yeah, he has to reload, has to recharge the battery a little bit, Emily, you can't keep going. The guy has to build up the fluid again.

35:32🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

35:33🔗 Guest Give him a break, Emily.

35:34🔗 Adam Yeah.

35:34🔗 Caller Well, it's my first sexual experience, so I don't really know about the system.

35:39🔗 Drew Just understand it operates differently than a female. It's just a different system. Operates differently, thinks differently.

35:44🔗 Adam Yeah.

35:44🔗 Drew Different set of circumstances that make it run.

35:47🔗 Guest Emily, what's your boyfriend's name? Well, you know what? Just tell him to call Jonathon Reid.

35:53🔗 Caller Yeah, call me. That's the problem. I'm not your love doctor.

35:57🔗 Drew Vote from online.

35:58🔗 Caller Yeah, you got to vote for me online, contender.yahoo.com.

36:03🔗 Drew No, Emily, just realize, guys, after they ejaculate, have a refractory period. They can't have an erection from a while after that. If you've been having sex regularly, sometimes guys will have difficult getting an erection while there's sort of battery recharges. And that can take up to a day or so, some guys.

36:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:18🔗 Guest Okay.

36:19🔗 Adam All right, baby doll.

36:20🔗 Guest Okay.

36:21🔗 Adam Thank you. And listen, you have a lot of angst, and you're freaking them out.

36:25🔗 Drew You keep thinking it through what it will be like as a woman. The guys don't function like women. You got to ask him.

36:31🔗 Caller Frustrating because you start to think that it's you, or you start to think that something is wrong with their health. It's just, you know.

36:37🔗 Drew Well, yeah, I think something wrong with his health is a good bet if he actually is having a problem. But I don't think he's having a problem.

36:43🔗 Adam Yeah, he gave a tour the night before, probably three in the morning.

36:46🔗 Drew Right.

36:46🔗 Adam Then at 5:45 a.m. What's the matter?

36:48🔗 Drew What's the matter? What's the matter?

36:49🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:50🔗 Drew You're not into me anymore.

36:51🔗 Adam Are you talking to me?

36:52🔗 Drew Yes.

36:53🔗 Adam Okay. So I thought.

36:54🔗 Drew You're not.

36:55🔗 Adam No, I know. I know. I'm just wondering why you got so personal all of a sudden on the air.

36:59🔗 Drew Let's go.

36:59🔗 Adam You want to go to a break?

37:00🔗 Drew Yeah, let's go. All right.

37:01🔗 Adam Hold on. Bring me here.

37:03🔗 Drew I got to talk to you.

37:03🔗 Adam The virgin guy friend keeps asking for sex. Yeah.

37:07🔗 Adam We got Cole over here.

37:09🔗 Adam Breastfeeding. All right. Contender, everybody. Best show on TV quite easily. Boy, if you were into it six weeks ago, look out now. It's heating up and every fight has been good. And it really fights have gone. It ranged from good to great.

37:28🔗 Drew I think how amazing that is.

37:30🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, and not only that, but the oftentimes or most often the underdog has come out on top. Now, I don't know if they're really the underdog or they're just spinning it that way.

37:44🔗 Drew They're the underdog.

37:45🔗 Adam But when you got one guy's 27 and one and the other guy who had a who's 8 and 0, but that's all with his fraternity and that guy wins. You know what I mean? I mean, that's an underdog winning no matter how you edit it. If he wins, he wins. All right. We'll take a little break. Jonathan is here. Sergio is here from The Contender. We'll be right back after this.

38:07🔗 Guest Hello.

38:08🔗 Caller This is your radio. Loveline will be right back.

38:15🔗 Guest The one and only Live 105.

38:36🔗 Adam Yeah, Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, talking a little contender tonight. NBC, 8 o'clock, best show on TV, Sergio Mora's here tonight, Jonathon Reid here tonight, Sergio known as the Latin Snake, Dr. Drew known as the Polish Sausage.

38:56🔗 Drew Yeah?

38:57🔗 Caller Yeah?

38:57🔗 Adam That's Polish in here, right?

38:59🔗 Drew Russian.

38:59🔗 Adam No Russian, no Polak at all?

39:01🔗 Drew No.

39:01🔗 Adam Nothing? Russian dressing? What do we call you?

39:04🔗 Drew Russian Sausage.

39:05🔗 Adam Russian to the bathroom? We got you something good, Drew. Yeah, let's say the, what rhymes with czar?

39:14🔗 Drew With some Scottish, maybe get some haggis in there or something.

39:18🔗 Adam Yeah, I think we'll stick with Russian, but we'll try to figure out a good nickname for you. Yeah, that was my first joke ever told on radio. Yeah, I said, I was training Jimmy Kimmel and I was like, we're trying to come up with nicknames for Jimmy. And first we thought maybe the Brooklyn Bomber, cause he's from Brooklyn. And then maybe we thought the Italian Tornado, but after seeing him move around in the ring, we just settled on Jim. You know, you're bad or really good. That's my thing. Like if your nickname was just Jim, that meant you were a tough MFer. You know what I mean? You'd be scared of a guy named Jim.

40:00🔗 Drew How about Jimmy?

40:01🔗 Adam Oh, Jimmy even worse. Yeah. They had a Jimmy in the competition. Yeah. You know, it's a cop out. Every once in a while, there's a guy named Brad and it's always bad, bad Brad, bad Brad hidden. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's a cop out. Yeah. Come on buddy. You got to do better than that. Brittany? Yeah? You're 14?

40:20🔗 Caller Yes.

40:21🔗 Adam I like to be like Adam the Dry Hump or Corolla or something, something that freaks you out a little bit.

40:25🔗 Drew You could be, you could be too.

40:26🔗 Adam Like forget about getting hit. You know you're going to get hit. You may get dry humped in that ring. I mean really freak a guy out. Give him something to think about in there.

40:34🔗 Drew Brittany? Yeah.

40:36🔗 Adam Well you know what I'm saying?

40:37🔗 Adam He's already looking at your hands, but he should be looking, you know, you make a move, he freaks out, he pulls his leg back and pow, big overhead cross.

40:44🔗 Drew Rear entry Corolla?

40:45🔗 Adam Yeah.

40:47🔗 Drew Brittany, 14. 14 guys, 14.

40:50🔗 Adam 14. What's happening, Brittany?

40:54🔗 Guest I hang out with a lot of guys, like all my friends are guys, except for like a couple of them. Recently, one of my really close friends, he's been asking me to have sex with him and everything.

41:12🔗 Drew How old is this guy?

41:13🔗 He's 15.

41:14🔗 Drew All right. So you tell them no, all guys are always going to be at you about that.

41:18🔗 Guest I know, I know. Like, I just keep like, every time he asks me, I just change the subject.

41:23🔗 Drew No, don't, don't, no, no, no, no, no, no. Close the door on him. Do not, do not actually slam it on his penis. Yeah, on his penis, he has to have nuts preferably.

41:31🔗 Adam Wow.

41:32🔗 Drew But don't get into deflecting or deferring or demurring. Just close it down. Shut it down. It'll stop.

41:38🔗 Adam You know, what's great is you even feel like you have to dignify it with an answer.

41:42🔗 Drew Right.

41:42🔗 Adam Like back in the day, you can ask someone for sex, you get hit with a purse.

41:46🔗 Drew Right.

41:47🔗 Adam Fresh, pow, with a purse. I mean, now it's like.

41:51🔗 Drew A shoe.

41:52🔗 Adam You can, yeah, you get hit with a shoe. Now you can just, or a rolling pin. That's when I asked my mom for sex, pow, with the rolling pin. But the thing is, the thing is now it's like, ah, just go ahead and ask.

42:02🔗 Drew No, no, beg. They start begging and then enjoying it.

42:05🔗 Adam Yeah, you break them down. Yeah, it's like asking your dad to take you to Chuck E. Cheese and stuff, eventually. Ah, get in the car, let's go.

42:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

42:12🔗 Guest Times have changed. I never asked for sex.

42:14🔗 Adam No.

42:14🔗 Guest No, man.

42:15🔗 Adam No.

42:15🔗 Drew Now, Brittany, just close them down. Shut it down.

42:17🔗 Guest Stay away, Brittany.

42:18🔗 Adam I used to wish for sex, but I never asked for it.

42:20🔗 Drew Very gracious and very firm. Swift and sure, okay? All right. They're asking for that.

42:27🔗 Guest Like, how would I just tell him?

42:29🔗 Drew They'll like you even more. Hey, cut it out. I said no.

42:35🔗 Adam Watch, watch. We'll try this.

42:37🔗 Drew Listen, listen, Brittany.

42:39🔗 Adam Ask me for sex.

42:40🔗 Drew You're gonna be Brittany, okay?

42:42🔗 Adam Oh yeah, I know.

42:43🔗 Drew Brittany, Brittany, we always hang out all the time. We have a great time. Why don't we have sex? It'd be great. Let's have sex. Come on, Brittany. Let's have sex. What do you think, Brittany? Let's have sex. Brittany, sex. Come on, Brittany.

42:51🔗 Adam I'm gonna give you oral and think about it.

42:57🔗 Drew Worth the David Ollard comment. No. Brittany, come on. Brittany, seriously, it's we're friends. It's a big deal.

43:01🔗 Adam What part of no don't you understand, son?

43:04🔗 Drew Brittany, Brittany, come on.

43:04🔗 Adam How about I take my steel-toed boot and drive it up your ass?

43:08🔗 Caller All right?

43:09🔗 Adam Huh?

43:10🔗 Drew Are you talking? How about some sex, Brittany?

43:12🔗 Adam No. Brittany, you just say no. That's all.

43:16🔗 Drew Yeah, just clear and clean and swift.

43:20🔗 Adam It's fine.

43:20🔗 Drew You'll be fine. I like you more that way.

43:22🔗 Adam Yeah, that's right. That's right. Well, he's not gonna like you more, but-

43:25🔗 Drew As a friend.

43:27🔗 Adam As a friend.

43:27🔗 Drew Yeah.

43:28🔗 Adam He'll respect you.

43:29🔗 Drew He'll stay a friend and not be somebody who just has sex with you and then moves on.

43:32🔗 Adam Well, let's address this for a second, because I think people think that when they tell people answers, they don't want to hear such as-

43:39🔗 Drew Women especially think if they don't make a guy happy all the time, he's gonna somehow think ill of her and just abandon her.

43:46🔗 Adam But not even in male-female relationships, just in all relationships, whether it's coworkers, whether it's sparring partners. See the way I weave that in today?

43:55🔗 Guest Yeah, well done.

43:57🔗 Adam Whatever it is, in a way, you think people aren't gonna like you when you tell them no or you can't do this or I'm not gonna do that. But in a way, they end up respecting you more. And it's just the opposite. When you keep saying yes, they just steamroll over you and they lose their respect for you.

44:10🔗 Drew It lets you have an adult relationship.

44:12🔗 Adam Right.

44:12🔗 Guest Especially when you're around a bunch of guys, you're probably the prize and this guy is the one that's trying to, you know, lure you in and claim you.

44:20🔗 Adam Yeah. So be careful with it. And by the way, even a guy you want to have sex with, if he just comes up and asks, you want to have sex, you should just say no out of principle. Yeah. All right. Oh, Drew, remember you used to have to have a rap, used to have to play like an instrument. You really have to have something going on. You have to dance. Guy's a great dancer. He gets all the ladies. Now you just got to just go at, you know, just go tell him. And then it's like, all right, all right. I'll just take oral. You know what I mean? Half the women we talked to is like, I didn't want to have sex with the guy. So I gave him a BJ. I felt bad. Know what I mean?

44:53🔗 Drew Yeah, that's ridiculous.

44:54🔗 Adam Consolation prize.

44:55🔗 Drew That's absurd.

44:56🔗 Adam I got to build a time machine, Drew.

44:58🔗 Drew And go, just learn how to dance? No, he needs to be a young man now.

45:04🔗 Adam No, no, I actually want to go build a time machine and get into my 80s. Because I want to wear one of those jumpsuits with my initials in it and just relax. And I'm tired of working. A lot of people when build a time machine go back. I want to go for and be like 80.

45:17🔗 Drew Just relax.

45:19🔗 Adam Jet and yell at kids to get off the lawn. Get off that lawn. That's what I want to do.

45:24🔗 Caller No, I like it out here.

45:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Jet, is that your real name?

45:28🔗 Caller Yes.

45:29🔗 Adam Well.

45:29🔗 Drew I drink alcohol.

45:30🔗 Adam All right. Is your parents Paul McCartney fans?

45:34🔗 Caller No, I drink alcohol. No, no, not at all. I was named after a French actress.

45:41🔗 Adam All right. Okay. Are you drunk?

45:44🔗 Caller No, not at all. Should I be?

45:46🔗 Drew No, no, just your voice quality.

45:50🔗 Adam I have no idea. Oh, this is Jett DePan.

45:53🔗 Drew Yes.

45:53🔗 Adam I was thinking of Paul McCartney, so.

45:55🔗 Drew I know. All right.

45:56🔗 Adam Go ahead, Jett.

45:58🔗 Drew That's pretty sad, Adam.

45:58🔗 Caller I heard you guys talking about, you know, all this take a blow job and everything else. And I'm trying to figure out why. I don't understand the concept of why women won't swallow.

46:12🔗 Drew Well, how about women that really are aversive to this act? Is that more difficult for you to understand?

46:18🔗 Caller And they, well, they like the taste of themselves, but they won't swallow a man or why a man like-

46:24🔗 Drew Well, slow down. Hang on. Jett, Jett, Jett, Jett, Jett. Let's take a break. We gotta talk to Jett some more.

46:30🔗 Adam I like the taste of this.

46:31🔗 Drew Yeah, that's like, huh?

46:32🔗 Adam How do they even get to that? And they must use it. The only way you could taste yourself as a woman is if you used a baguette. And then you...

46:41🔗 Drew Crackers.

46:43🔗 Adam You taste yourself, you know? That's a creepiest thing, though. I want to taste you.

46:49🔗 Drew We gotta talk to Jett some more. We need a little conversation.

46:51🔗 Adam Let's just start calling women hypocrites. All right. All right. Sergio is here. Jonathan is here. Both from The Contender, NBC, 8 o'clock Sunday night. Best show on TV. Hate to say it, but it just is. Love that show. We'll take a quick break.

47:06🔗 Adam Be right back after this.

47:49🔗 Adam Hey everybody, it's LoveLina, man. That's Dr. Drew.

47:53🔗 Drew We lost our caller we were talking to. She was interesting. She's welcome to call back.

47:57🔗 Adam Yeah, she certainly is. Even on my cell phone. Phone number, 1-800-LE-1-9-1. Sergio and Jonathon both here tonight from The Contender. Best show on TV. Sergio has made the cut to the final four. Peter Manfredo, who's looking good, who missed, lost his first fight. They voted him back in. He came back in. And so far, he's been on a roll. Jesse Brinkley, who won last week in dramatic fashion. Down. Down probably couldn't have won the fight without a knockout and then pow. Big uppercut. Actually two big uppercuts. Got number one dad out of there. And then Alfonso Gomez, who Michelle has a huge crush on. He's a likable guy. Very likable. He's a very sweet guy. And another guy is good in the skills department, but probably not as crafty as the Latin snake, Sergio. Thank you. Not as crafty. But moves forward and sort of a nice combination between being sort of just aggressive and having some good movement. So I don't know who the favorites would be. I would be real hard to bet against any of them. And since they're all 160 pounds and they're all evenly matched, I would say, I'd say any one of them could beat any one of them on any given night. I got to say Alfonso and Sergio, though, would probably have the edge on the rest of the contenders at this stage of the game. Also, if you want to get back and see Jonathon Reid, five kids, that's a big nut, lots of mouths and feet. Bring him back, get a little cash in his pocket. What do you do, Jonathon?

49:56🔗 Drew contender.yahoo.com, Jay Reid.

49:58🔗 Caller That's right, contender.yahoo.com and hit on cotton picking dad gum vote for fan favors and then hit the button next to my sexy face and then hit the vote button. You understand what I'm talking about, right? It's gonna be some changes around here. If you want to see the kingpin do its thing, you got to get on that internet.

50:20🔗 Adam All going down on May 24th in Vegas, Caesars Palace. Wow, huge. Oh my God. Listen, I would be hoping I would lose. It's sooner than later just so I wouldn't have to make that walk to the ring in Caesars Palace, National TV, the huge crowd. I would be freaked out. I have the heart of a loser. That's what we dream of. You have the heart of a lion. I have a heart of a loser. And then they never talk about, what about that lion? Does he have a human heart now? What's he doing for a heart? You know what I mean? Maybe he's like speaking, like he's saying to the other lions, like, man, I'd like to read a book and then eat myself a Salisbury steak. And the other lions are like, whatever.

50:58🔗 Guest Adam, you found your call. You found your, this is where your heart is.

51:02🔗 Adam I know, but I'll tell you, I would be thrilled and just scared to death to go out there. I wish I would. Only thing I do know is all the guys that have done too much praying have been knocked out so far. So I would take it easy. I would take it easy with God. I think God is like, come on, buddy, you can't ask me to help you beat another guy up. Now I'm going to send you down. See what I mean?

51:25🔗 Drew There you go.

51:26🔗 Adam Yeah. I'd like to see a boxer who was into Wicca. Oh. Yeah, like a, who was into like witchcraft.

51:33🔗 Drew Nice.

51:34🔗 Adam And he actually was like putting spells on his opponents. Yeah, be smart.

51:38🔗 Drew Throwing things into the volcano.

51:39🔗 Adam Little eye of newt. Sure. Cole?

51:42🔗 Caller Yeah. Hey, Sergio and Jonathon, and I'd like the Moscow medic, Dr. Drew, to weigh in on this.

51:48🔗 Adam Oh, that's good.

51:50🔗 Drew Well done, Cole.

51:51🔗 Adam Russian name.

51:52🔗 Caller I was thinking of the Soviet surgeon, but I wasn't too sure.

51:55🔗 Guest Hey, that's pretty good.

51:57🔗 Caller I'm a goaltender and I talk, and I wanted to ask the gentleman, is there any merit in not having sex the night before a game or a fight?

52:05🔗 Guest Great question. Well, the doc could probably help you out here. I think it's more mental than anything, but the rule is that you lose testosterone. That's what the...

52:16🔗 Drew There's sort of a maximal zone where if you don't ejaculate for a long period of time, your testosterone will drop off, and if you do it too much, your testosterone will drop off.

52:26🔗 Guest So you tell me I need to go jerk off?

52:28🔗 Drew I'm just saying. The one thing that it will give you by letting it build up a little bit is a sense of frustration.

52:34🔗 Adam It will bring that in the ring, take it out on a guy.

52:37🔗 Guest Well, that's good on a boxing match. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

52:39🔗 Drew It's good for goalie too, I'd imagine.

52:41🔗 Adam I'm not world classic. These guys had a couple of amateur fights, and I can tell you that before a fight, to get the tape off the glove and actually beat off and then get the tape back on with just moments going in the ring is not a great strategy. I mean, those things-

52:57🔗 Drew So you've got to do it with the glove on, what you're saying.

52:59🔗 Adam I'm saying get your hands taped, but then before the glove goes on, that's when you've got to do it. I would always decide after the glove was on and the thing was taped up.

53:07🔗 Drew You find a way.

53:08🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm just saying, or maybe just do it the night before. It's now as I think about it. Here's what I understand about taping those boxing gloves. They always put the cloth tape, the medical white tape around the laces because you will get laced, you know, and actually the laces will hurt you. So they put the cloth tape around there. And then in every other fight, the cloth tape would start coming off, and there'd be like four inches of it dangling. And for some reason, just like the mouthpiece, it needed to be rinsed off as the guy was getting bloodied. Somehow this little piece of tape was going to do world-class damage to a boxer, even though there was a fist inside the glove where the tape was loose that was beating the bejesus out of the guy. But it's like this little piece of tape could get in your eye. So they always immediately stop it. They're like, oh, the tape's loose. We got to stop time out, time out. And they pull them and the guy tries to fix it. Well, at a certain point, they start going with duct tape because duct tape ain't coming off.

54:02🔗 Drew Why did they start with the duct tape?

54:03🔗 Adam I don't know why they didn't start with the duct tape, whatever you call it, Drew. But they went to duct tape. Now they've gone back to the cloth tape.

54:11🔗 Guest They're changing it.

54:12🔗 Adam But why not just stick with the duct tape?

54:14🔗 Guest It works.

54:15🔗 Adam It doesn't look cool.

54:16🔗 Drew It's not as cool.

54:17🔗 Guest Yeah, I think so.

54:18🔗 Adam But they make it in red. It looks pretty cool in red. All I'm saying is in this great Corallis fight we were talking about earlier in the show, they had to fix the glove at a certain point. And they do it in great fights. They do it in world-class belt fights. They do it all the time.

54:35🔗 Adam Just go with the duct tape.

54:36🔗 Adam Or just agree on it. Boxing's one of those sports where it's like, they always complain that they don't get any respect. But then they do stupid things all the time, too, that they should fix. I would fix. I'd start five as a commissioner, duct tape, all the way around. Who are we talking to, Drew? All right, so can you, what's the deal with beating off?

54:54🔗 Drew Enjoy.

54:55🔗 Adam Oh, really? It's a game on. No, really, would you do it the night before?

54:59🔗 Guest No, I would like to know.

55:00🔗 Drew I would say no. Not the night before. I would say let it go a few nights, yeah.

55:04🔗 Adam Well, you can't go more than three.

55:07🔗 Drew Whatever you can tolerate.

55:08🔗 Adam Whatever you can tolerate?

55:09🔗 Guest I go two months.

55:10🔗 Drew Two months?

55:10🔗 Adam Two months!

55:12🔗 Guest Get out! See, I didn't want to say it.

55:13🔗 Drew See, I think that would drop your testosterone.

55:15🔗 Adam You don't go two months, because you'll dry up. Your nans will shut down.

55:20🔗 Guest That's the fallacy in boxing that we all follow. I go two months.

55:23🔗 Adam Two months. Well, I'll tell you the one good thing is, if you got a bunch of 22 year old guys all living in the same house, it's a beat fest. Now, the fact that they're boxers takes that problem right out of you. That's a good thing. Yeah. All right, so where are we, Drew?

55:39🔗 Drew I'm talking to Amanda.

55:40🔗 Adam How long, though, do you wait if you've got to fight?

55:42🔗 Drew A week or two.

55:44🔗 Adam There's a big difference between a week and two. That's 100% different.

55:47🔗 Drew I think it's different.

55:48🔗 Adam One week.

55:48🔗 Drew You're one week. At least a week.

55:49🔗 Adam Okay.

55:50🔗 Adam At least a week.

55:50🔗 Adam Wow.

55:52🔗 Caller It's good to know.

55:53🔗 Guest I got a week.

55:55🔗 Adam Amanda?

55:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:57🔗 Adam You're 19?

55:58🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

55:59🔗 Adam What's happening?

56:00🔗 Caller Okay. Any time my boyfriend goes down on me, the sensation is just too much and I can't handle it. And I'll literally push him away.

56:09🔗 Drew Do you have orgasms with intercourse?

56:12🔗 Caller Yes.

56:12🔗 Drew That's you. The women that have multiple orgasms with intercourse do not like oral sex.

56:18🔗 Adam Oh, really?

56:19🔗 Drew Yeah.

56:19🔗 Adam Wow.

56:20🔗 Drew And that's you.

56:21🔗 Adam Man, imagine that.

56:23🔗 Adam What a package.

56:24🔗 Guest And vice versa, right? Like if they don't have orgasms.

56:27🔗 Drew Right. Oral sex seems to be the only one.

56:29🔗 Adam Yeah. Those are the ones I get stuck with.

56:31🔗 Guest Yeah, me too.

56:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

56:33🔗 Drew That's most of them.

56:33🔗 Adam What a package. Like I can only have, you know, I have millions of orgasms through an intercourse, but I'm grossed out by you going down on me.

56:41🔗 Drew That's just uncomfortable. Yeah.

56:42🔗 Adam Well, done and done. Your wish is my command, unless your wish is for me to go down on you. In which case, I just want to have sex.

56:49🔗 Drew All right.

56:49🔗 Adam So, Amanda, this is good. This is fine. This is you.

56:54🔗 Caller But I don't have multiple orgasms. I don't even consider.

56:58🔗 Drew You're 19. It'll start. It'll start up. I bet you.

57:03🔗 Adam Well, do you have one orgasm?

57:06🔗 Caller On the rare occasion, yeah.

57:08🔗 Drew Oh, I thought you said you do have with an intercourse. Yeah.

57:10🔗 Caller I do have orgasms, but not rarely.

57:14🔗 Drew Not easily.

57:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

57:16🔗 Caller And lately, I've been playing with myself. Why? We're having intercourse and I'll have an orgasm like that. And I can handle with me playing with myself. But when he does it, I can't stand it at all.

57:28🔗 Drew Well, maybe it's just the way he's doing it.

57:30🔗 Adam Yeah. And by the way, it's unfair to ask a guy to do a good job. Sort of pain, bending the elbow around and trying to prop yourself up against the backstop of the bed there. It's you know, you're good. You're good at that. Drew's good at that.

57:43🔗 Drew What are you talking about?

57:45🔗 Adam He's playing with her. You know, you're saying he you don't like him playing with you when he's having sex with you, right?

57:52🔗 Drew Right. Right. Right. But also he but he doesn't know he's doing with all sex. He's over.

57:55🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. He's he's too he's too ambitious.

57:58🔗 Drew Yeah.

57:58🔗 Caller Are you are you a talker?

58:00🔗 Drew She's 19. She's 19. She's young. He's young. So what do you talk?

58:04🔗 Adam Do you tell him what you want?

58:06🔗 Caller I try, but it's sort of, I don't know, intimidating kids. He's my only partner that I've had. So we're sort of learning together.

58:16🔗 Adam All right. All right. So you just say you're new.

58:18🔗 Drew You got to direct him. He's got to learn what works for you.

58:22🔗 Caller You got to lead him down the right path, sweetheart. You know what I'm saying? Maybe it's the way you talk to him when you talk to him.

58:27🔗 Drew Yeah. What he likes is not what you like. And the guys have trouble figuring that stuff out.

58:31🔗 Adam Well, let me do my cat dog analogy again. Thank you.

58:34🔗 Adam Here it goes.

58:36🔗 Adam What it is is, especially, it takes a while as a guy to learn that women don't like the same thing you like. And you would just assume it's like if you were, that's the way you think as a human being. Like, I'm going to order a pizza.

58:48🔗 Adam Oh, all right.

58:49🔗 Drew People must love pizza.

58:49🔗 Adam Oh, I like the pineapple and the Canadian bacon. Let's get three of those. And then everyone shows up at your house. They're like, are you an idiot? I don't like that. But you just think like, and then you start thinking, how could you not like what I like? Men and women, totally different. And women, so men, especially 19 year old guys, they want to be treated, they want their junk handled vigorously, fast pace, with a kung fu grip. You know what I mean? Tons of lube, big kung fu grip, let's go at it. You go to women with that same speed and that same cadence, you freak them out and they don't like it. They like it low and slow. And here's the cat and the dog thing. As a guy, you're like a dog. You want to chew, you want to play, you want to wrestle, you want to get rough, you want to go at it. Women, they're like cats. And if you go at a dog, I mean, I go at my dog, I flip him over, I start working the belly, I start slapping him and then grabbing him, I start wrestling, pulling the ears all out of the place. Cat, you can't do that. Cat, you can't even see you paying attention to it or it gets upset. Cat's like, what? He's getting up. Is he coming to pet me? Because I'm getting on top of the fridge if he thinks he's coming over here. Cat, you just have to sit there. Cat's got to come to you. Then you put your hand down. But you can't lunge at the cat. And you can't pick it up and start doing that, who's a good cat?

1:00:12🔗 Drew Who's a good?

1:00:12🔗 Adam You see, you don't talk to your cat.

1:00:14🔗 Drew Flip it over.

1:00:15🔗 Adam Dog, you talk to him. Look at him.

1:00:16🔗 He knows he's doing it.

1:00:18🔗 Adam You don't do that to a cat. You never go, who's a good cat? The cat will just freak out, jump on your head, claw your corneas out, and then just take off for the solitude of the refrigerator top again. So you put your hand, and what's the cat do? Cat comes around, and the cat starts pushing on you a little. It'll tell you where the pressure is, you know? And you just start pushing, and the cat will provide its own pressure, you know what I mean? The cat will sort of go up against you, then smooth, rhythmic, not going against the grain, nothing herky-jerky, no quick movements, nice, smooth, repetitive motions. That's what they want.

1:00:54🔗 Guest You're turning me on.

1:00:56🔗 Adam It hasn't been off in nine months. It's going nuts. It's like a caged animal. I'd be out of control too, except for thank God, I only got seven hours. Under my belt, so to speak. Yeah, so nice, slow, rhythmic, and not the way you want it. Now, you can't, a 19 year old kid doesn't know that. He's just gonna dive in and go at it, right?

1:01:18🔗 Drew Yeah, he doesn't know.

1:01:19🔗 Adam They don't know. And the only thing he does know is watching porn.

1:01:22🔗 Drew Which is worse.

1:01:23🔗 Adam That's dog on dog.

1:01:24🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:01:26🔗 Adam Chicks ain't into, that ain't the way chicks like it. That's the way guys like to think chicks like it, and they make the movies for dudes.

1:01:32🔗 Drew Right, wish the chicks would like it.

1:01:34🔗 Adam Yeah, there should be disclaimer. Like, you know they do that disclaimer, like all models over 18 years of age, they should do one. Dudes, this is not how your girlfriend wants it. This is only for you to beat off. You know what I'm saying? Drew, write that down.

1:01:49🔗 Drew Not to be misconstrued for the behavior of a normal female.

1:01:52🔗 Adam That's right, that's right. And it's a huge disappointment, because first you go at them, you go down on them, you screw that up. Then, when you finally do Bust a Nut, they don't rub it into themselves, going ooo, more, more. They're like, ow, Christ, why don't you say something? This is new blouse. Okay, there'll be no more of this. So you watch porn, you get ruined. You think, oh, look at her. She loves the taste of it, she can't get enough. She loves it. Then you get with your girlfriend, and it's like, what are you, high? Get out of here. Do it, do it in the cactus.

1:02:25🔗 Drew Oh, no.

1:02:26🔗 Adam It really is misleading. Now think about this. Every 14-year-old kid's on the internet, every boy grows up, he's watching, he's logged 7,000 hours of porn before he grabs his first boob.

1:02:38🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:02:39🔗 Adam Right?

1:02:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:02:40🔗 Adam Now he's all off. He's gone. At least we didn't see enough porn to be pushed the wrong direction that far. Yes.

1:02:46🔗 Guest That caller from Oregon, what's he hating life?

1:02:49🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, the guy out in the shed.

1:02:51🔗 Guest There you go, the timber boy.

1:02:52🔗 Adam He misses his porn, his beloved porn. Melissa?

1:02:57🔗 Yeah.

1:02:57🔗 Adam You're 28?

1:02:58🔗 Caller I am.

1:02:59🔗 Adam What's up?

1:03:00🔗 Caller My question is, is I had a baby back in December and I'm breastfeeding. In February, I found out that I have long QT syndrome. So therefore, I can't-

1:03:13🔗 Drew It's a rhythm, it's an electric cardiographic change that puts her at risk for something called-

1:03:17🔗 Caller Right. And I've been to an-

1:03:18🔗 Drew It's called something called Toursade de Pointe. Right. Toursade de Pointe. It's French. But it's- Do you have any kind of cardiomyopathy, any intrinsic muscle disease of the heart?

1:03:27🔗 Caller No.

1:03:28🔗 Drew So your heart muscle is good?

1:03:29🔗 Caller Yes.

1:03:30🔗 Drew And you have no valvular heart disease?

1:03:31🔗 Caller No.

1:03:32🔗 Drew You just have the long QT syndrome?

1:03:33🔗 Caller Yes.

1:03:35🔗 Caller Yes. I actually, I found out because I was on the phone with my husband and, you know, had a fainting spell passed out. I was on the phone with him and so he called the fire department and that's where they found me.

1:03:49🔗 Adam Really?

1:03:49🔗 Caller Yeah. And so my EKG came back, you know.

1:03:53🔗 Adam It would be nice if your wife fainted once in a while during those marathon conversations she has when we're on limo driving from town to town and you're on the cell and you try to get off the phone with a third. Okay sweetie. All right. We'll do. We'll do. No, no. We'll do. We'll do. Okay. Just fainted during one of those.

1:04:10🔗 Drew Those are my patients.

1:04:10🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

1:04:13🔗 Caller So my question is since one of the things that I can't do is exercise.

1:04:21🔗 Drew Well, now wait a minute.

1:04:22🔗 Adam Well, because you can't get your heart rate up.

1:04:24🔗 Caller Right.

1:04:25🔗 Drew Well, you can't. You're not supposed to Valsalva.

1:04:27🔗 Adam What's that mean?

1:04:27🔗 Drew Just bear down real hard. What do you mean you can't? Are they finished to work up or what's the deal here?

1:04:32🔗 Caller Well, my cardiologist, he put me on beta blocker and told me that no excessive exercising. Before I had, before I found out I had this, I have congenital, long QT, and before I had it, I, you know, was working out 40 minutes a day, cardiovascular, had a really great exercise plan, and he doesn't want me to do that.

1:04:58🔗 Drew Well, he said no excessive exercise. You're going to have to find out from him exact, and you may be able to go to cardiac rehabilitation and do, do exercise under monitoring.

1:05:05🔗 Adam Should you do, and should you do something like, you know, if you're running on a treadmill or something and you collapse, you're going to get dinged up pretty good. But if you're on one of those stationary bikes or something, It's bad times. You don't want to die?

1:05:18🔗 Drew Yeah. And so she needs, what she needs to go and talk to the doctor about exactly what is okay. I mean, on the beta blockers, nothing's going to happen. She's going to be fine. And the probability is you can exercise fairly normally, but you may want to sort of kick into that exercise program under monitored supervision.

1:05:34🔗 Adam My prom date dropped that.

1:05:35🔗 Drew Cardiac rehab. They're those usually different things than this, frankly.

1:05:38🔗 Adam She's just a hot chick.

1:05:40🔗 Drew Here's the deal. If she really had a risk of sudden death, they'd put what's called implantable defibrillator in her. Ooh.

1:05:45🔗 Adam Which they put her in it.

1:05:46🔗 Drew Yeah, they put the little, looks like a pacemaker.

1:05:48🔗 Adam And your stuff, if it shuts down, it kicks on?

1:05:50🔗 Drew It's like having a, like the paddles.

1:05:53🔗 Adam Like having a crash card in you?

1:05:54🔗 Drew In your chest, exactly.

1:05:56🔗 Adam Wow. Wow.

1:05:57🔗 Drew And that's what you do now for people that have real serious.

1:05:59🔗 Adam So they put a, what's it, a defibrillator, did you say?

1:06:02🔗 Drew Yeah, it's called implantable defibrillator.

1:06:03🔗 Adam And they put it inside you, and if your heart stops.

1:06:06🔗 Drew It socks your back.

1:06:07🔗 Adam How about I get one of those anyway?

1:06:09🔗 Drew It's an interesting idea, right?

1:06:11🔗 Adam Well, what could it hurt? I got a spare tire in my car. You know what I'm saying? You don't have to have tire problems to have a spare tire.

1:06:18🔗 Drew I got you.

1:06:19🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying? What's wrong?

1:06:21🔗 Adam I got some money. I want one of those implantable defibrillators and I want a vagina. I mean, here's the thing, as long as I'm under, you know, just do the whole thing.

1:06:29🔗 Drew Just turn the penis inside out and form a vagina?

1:06:31🔗 Adam No, I want to keep mine.

1:06:33🔗 Drew Oh, you want a vagina and a penis?

1:06:34🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. Well, what do you think?

1:06:36🔗 Drew Well, I thought you wanted the usual.

1:06:37🔗 Adam Oh, no, I'm going to strike it out on my own.

1:06:39🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:06:40🔗 Drew Nice.

1:06:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:06:41🔗 Adam Yeah, we'll get one of those. And then your heart stops and then it kicks on again.

1:06:44🔗 Caller You know, Adam, I think you'd be lost if you actually had a vagina, man.

1:06:47🔗 Adam Really?

1:06:49🔗 Caller You wouldn't know how to handle it. You wouldn't know whether to stand up or sit down, buddy.

1:06:52🔗 Adam You're right. And I probably for sure have cramps, at least, at least, at least, at least. And with my my eyebrows, those things get spread out. You know, I have cramps in my brow.

1:07:04🔗 Caller I think your first panic would be your first yeast infection. Oh, my God.

1:07:08🔗 Adam I would be I would I would be treating it with that TSP. I would just be dumping my cleanser into myself. And I wouldn't even know what do you got? That's a mixture. Yeah, that's that's lacquer thinner, trisodium phosphate and Jiffy. Let's put all in there to clean it up for your work. All right. Let's take ourselves a little break. We got the contenders in here tonight. Sergio, Latin Snake in here, Jonathon Reid, also in here. Sunday night. Oh man. Sunday night. Getting exciting. What's going on? Who's fighting this Sunday? Could it be Sergio? Let me think. Alfonso hasn't fought in a little while. Maybe Alfonso's getting in there.

1:07:53🔗 Drew With Sergio?

1:07:57🔗 Adam I don't know, Sergio. It's been a while for Sergio, too. Because Jesse and Peter fought most recently. Oh, this is going to be tough. Oh, man. But you can tell me this, because I've said you can tell me this, even if you can't tell me. You can tell me in real time the difference. Like, let's just say Jesse, who fought last week, Jesse Brinkley fought last week and won. If he were to fight in this week's episode, not saying he is, but if he were to fight, how great a distance would that be between fights? Would it be a couple weeks or five days?

1:08:33🔗 Guest No, it was three to six days.

1:08:35🔗 Adam Wow. Because, I mean, it's like, you know, these guys are, they're not going, you know, three, two minute rounds. They're going five rounds. These are wars. I mean, your ribs are hurting. I mean, you're beat up. You got a car accident. I mean, you really, if you were, you know, if this was any other situation, you would take at least a couple months off before, before you got back in. And these guys getting back in three to six days.

1:08:59🔗 Guest Well, it could have been as much as like two weeks when there was more people. But now that there's only four, the final four, it's only three day difference.

1:09:08🔗 Adam Warriors, Drew. Do you hear me?

1:09:09🔗 Drew Warriors.

1:09:10🔗 Adam True warriors.

1:09:11🔗 Adam Yeah?

1:09:12🔗 Drew Yep.

1:09:12🔗 Adam All right.

1:09:13🔗 Adam And we'll take ourselves a little break.

1:09:15🔗 Adam We'll be right back after this.

1:09:18🔗 Adam Dude, you got issues.

1:09:20🔗 Caller Call Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:09:26🔗 Guest The One and Only, Live 105.

1:09:40🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline, I'm Adam.

1:09:41🔗 Adam That's Dr. Drew.

1:09:43🔗 Drew My daughter thinks she wants to get a heavy bag.

1:09:45🔗 Adam Your daughter?

1:09:45🔗 Drew Yes, maybe I'll go back to her.

1:09:47🔗 Adam I mean, she's angry. Heavy bag's good. You just don't whack away on that thing.

1:09:52🔗 Drew That's what I'm thinking.

1:09:52🔗 Adam You just walk in one day, you see her, I hate you, dad. She's bounding the crab. I hate you so much. Yeah, she's pawing at it. You find your old son humping it.

1:10:03🔗 Drew Oh, please.

1:10:04🔗 Adam All right. I get you set up the good heavy bag. You know what's good? The heavy bag, water, water, heavy bags. Yeah, nice. Good on the hands. Talking to the contenders tonight, Sergio Mora is here tonight, Jonathan Reed.

1:10:17🔗 Adam See you tonight.

1:10:19🔗 Adam Best show on TV. And I'm thinking boxing is having a little resurgence because you have the contender. You got a prime time successful boxing program. You got Cinderella Man coming out, which is a new movie with Russell Crowe. You had what's the million dollar baby, wins the Academy Award. I passed a movie theater and there was another boxing movie that was just down. It was like an art house theater, but Lemmings. It's getting, it's coming. Yeah.

1:10:47🔗 Guest And then Jack Johnson's story was really popular.

1:10:50🔗 Adam Oh, it was. Yeah. Yeah. On television. Yeah. Jack Johnson. He's the first Jewish accountant. No, no, it's the first black finder, Drew.

1:10:59🔗 Adam He's going around with it.

1:11:01🔗 Adam Yeah. He was, he was, he was like way before Muhammad Ali was mouthing off. He was doing it. And that was back. And he was with the white ladies and it was like they were arresting him. And it was all this crazy racial stuff. And he was just, he was just telling everyone to kiss his black ass. It was beating everybody up. And it would get, and that was back when they would have these fights where first off the ticket sales would be a hundred thousand people would show up. Wow. Well, think about it. There's no TV and there's no soccer and there's no basketball and there's no football and there's no baseball really, or just barely some baseball. There's really, there's no sports. You don't have a team. Biggest sport in the land is boxing. You get Jack Johnson to hook up with, you know, Gentleman Jim and next thing you know, it's in Reno and you got a hundred thousand guys showing up. And it was like checking their guns as they come in and 120 degrees and all the money you got was from the attendance of the actual fight and it's going to be a 45 rounder.

1:12:02🔗 Drew How many rounds do they go?

1:12:03🔗 Adam They just go like 40 rounds.

1:12:04🔗 Guest That would be four rules.

1:12:05🔗 Adam They didn't really have rules. They would just keep going around.

1:12:07🔗 Drew So somebody dropped or?

1:12:08🔗 Adam Well, yeah. They wouldn't beat him if he was on the ground.

1:12:12🔗 Drew So somebody gave up?

1:12:13🔗 Adam Yeah, you just had to sort of give up. But there were just, the rounds would go into the thirties and forties and stuff. And the thing that was funny too is they had like sort of a rule, which is if you knock the guy out, if you knock a guy down now, you have to go to a neutral corner. You can't go to your own corner. You go to go to one or the other. How many corners in a square? Five? Four? Just four? All right. So you have two to choose from. Sometimes you get hit, you have trouble finding a neutral one, but you go to that one. They're color coded, you know? You go to that and you hang out there. And the ref counts you and he picks you up and he wipes your gloves on his chest for some weird reason. And he says, you okay? You want to continue? And the guy's always like, I'm fine. I'm fine. Like he was watching TV at home and he just said, how are you feeling, Bert? I'm doing good, I'm feeling fine. I like the guys that are a little outraged at your ass, a little indignant. What do you mean, I'm fine? Of course, I just got scraped off the canvas. So, and then you walk forward and the guy, you get about 10 seconds, 20 seconds to collect yourself. Back in the day, you got knocked down, the ref came and tended to you, but the guy stood right there. And the second the ref moved, he just pounded in the head again, he fell down again, you get up again, he'd lean over the top of the ref and just whack you in the top of the head. You never got to get up. You'd get up, you'd get to one knee and you'd just whack you again, you'd fall down again. That sort of makes sense, it was a fight. So anyway, Jack Johnson, legendary. Turn of probably early 1908, 1910, something like that. Yeah, oh yeah, transporting the white women. Oh yeah, couldn't do it back then. Now no prom. My wife's white, I took her out of town all the time, no big deal. We got pulled over.

1:13:50🔗 Drew Crossed eight lines.

1:13:51🔗 Adam Took her to Nevada.

1:13:52🔗 Drew No way.

1:13:52🔗 Adam Yeah, had her in the trunk of the car, I didn't need trouble. We'll get back to the phones and speak to Kate, who's 18. Kate?

1:14:02🔗 Caller Hey.

1:14:03🔗 Adam What's happening?

1:14:05🔗 Caller Nothing. First I just want to let you guys know I really appreciate everything you do and you guys are freaking off and it's great to just be able to talk to you guys. It's so cool.

1:14:13🔗 Adam Thanks.

1:14:14🔗 Adam Talking to us, right?

1:14:15🔗 Drew Yeah, I guess so.

1:14:16🔗 Adam All right. Never know.

1:14:18🔗 Adam You watch The Contender, Kate?

1:14:20🔗 Caller No, you know what? I don't have time for TV.

1:14:22🔗 Adam Yeah, well, that's like saying I don't have time.

1:14:25🔗 Caller You need to make time.

1:14:26🔗 Drew Yeah, their friends are not busy.

1:14:27🔗 Adam It's like saying I don't have time to brush my teeth or eat right.

1:14:30🔗 Caller It's so lame, but it's kind of true. I'm really busy.

1:14:34🔗 Drew What are you doing?

1:14:35🔗 Caller Oh, I work and I'm a full-time student.

1:14:38🔗 Guest But you got a sex question and all right.

1:14:40🔗 Drew Good times.

1:14:40🔗 Caller Go ahead. Before I even ask my question, Dr. Drew, you're such an inspiration. I'm aspiring to become a midwife and open my own birthing center, so I really like to listen to you and all of your advice and everything that you give to young females. It's really inspiring.

1:14:54🔗 Drew Excellent.

1:14:55🔗 Caller So yeah, anyways, so thank you for having me.

1:14:57🔗 Adam What do you do at a birthing center?

1:14:59🔗 Drew You have babies.

1:15:00🔗 Caller It's like all natural birth, like holistic healing.

1:15:02🔗 Adam It would be a tough gig, janitor at the birthing center. Yeah.

1:15:06🔗 Drew Yeah, a little messy.

1:15:08🔗 Adam Yeah. We got a zygote and some placenta down here. We're going to need you in here.

1:15:14🔗 Drew Laundry would be worse.

1:15:16🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:15:17🔗 Adam All right. Anyway, how about people just go to a hospital and have their kids like human beings, you know?

1:15:23🔗 Caller Well, it actually dates back to like way long ago. That's how things are done, you know?

1:15:28🔗 Adam So does amputating a guy with no anesthetic and putting tar on the end of his limb. It dates back to the Civil War. Thing is, we've now outgrown that because we have hospitals and technology and stuff that plugs in.

1:15:40🔗 Caller I totally love technology. I have nothing against that. For people that are suitable for it and for the pregnant women that qualify for it and want to go for the more natural way, I think that it's a perfect idea.

1:15:51🔗 Adam All right. I'll tell you what. My idea is now that I think about it. You know, they have that plane that simulates zero gravity. It's like they call it the vomit comet.

1:16:00🔗 Drew The birthing center is in that plane. Yeah.

1:16:02🔗 Adam Yeah, because zero gravity, that would be the best place to have your kid.

1:16:06🔗 Drew They do it underwater to sort of simulate the same thing.

1:16:08🔗 Adam I know, but then the kid is going to drown. You do it in that plane. You see that plane? It's when they film astronaut movies, they'll do it in those planes. They go up, they go up, and they arc down, and for like two minutes, you have zero gravity. You're just doing cartwheels in the air. If you could time it so that your wife actually cramped the kid out during the arc, it'd be awesome seeing the kid pour into zero gravity. And I gotta believe that kid would be better off. He'd probably have much higher self-esteem.

1:16:39🔗 Drew Think of the trauma, though, when the arc ends.

1:16:40🔗 Adam Yeah, but imagine that. He's in like the fifth grade. Where were you born? County, USC. Where were you born? Outer space. That could be the hit of the fifth grade. What'd she want, by the way?

1:16:52🔗 Drew Let's hear it.

1:16:53🔗 Adam She just reminded me of something. I don't know.

1:16:55🔗 Drew All right, Kate, what's going on? What's the question?

1:16:56🔗 Caller Okay, thanks. Well, hey, I was staying in the sky for about two and a half years, and I was his first girlfriend, first everything, and we were kind of like high school sweethearts, and we recently had a split, which was kind of hard on us, but we're trying to do the friends thing. It wasn't a real clean cut, and we actually slept together a couple of months ago, and the friends thing isn't working out, but we're trying to live by it. It's just really hard.

1:17:23🔗 Drew So I don't know why you're being friends. If you're sleeping together, why isn't something more happening?

1:17:30🔗 Caller I know this sounds like a typical guy sort of a thing, but he really is, I mean, he's a really amazing guy, very good person, and we have a lot of history together. We've been through a lot and everything, and there's that sexual tension between us that any couple would experience, especially after a breakup.

1:17:49🔗 Drew But again, why aren't you back in?

1:17:50🔗 Adam He wants to just get back together with him. You like him, you have sex with him?

1:17:54🔗 Caller It's all on him.

1:17:55🔗 Drew Right, he doesn't want to get back in. That's it.

1:17:57🔗 Adam He's confused.

1:17:59🔗 Caller No. He's confused and he doesn't want to be vulnerable.

1:18:04🔗 Drew Kate, don't believe that BS. He doesn't want to go back in. That's it. If he wanted to slide his bed, he'd be in.

1:18:09🔗 Adam By the way, you always know when a guy is BSing, when he starts saying stuff that sounds like it came out of a chick's mouth. Right now, I just need some time. I'm feeling a little vulnerable. You know, I just want to, I got to be alone with my thoughts.

1:18:21🔗 Drew They're telling you what you want to hear. Yeah.

1:18:24🔗 Adam Whenever you hear that, that's just BS for, I'd like to nail you and I like to nail this other chick I go to junior college with. I don't really want to be tied down. And it's also sort of code for, you're good enough to nail but you're not really girlfriend material.

1:18:40🔗 Drew For me anymore.

1:18:41🔗 Adam For me anymore. But don't worry, I still like the sex part. Here's the thing. I want to break up with you. My penis wants to keep things going and he rules the room.

1:18:50🔗 Drew Well no, no, and if you cooperate with both, then fantastic. Right. So you cooperate with both, Kate, given exactly what he and his penis want.

1:18:57🔗 Adam Yeah, no guy actually really has thoughts about I just need time, you know. He's out. I need to go to Adam.

1:19:05🔗 Caller Sort of like a hit me on the hip type of relationship. When I want it, I'll call yourself.

1:19:10🔗 Drew Right, that's right.

1:19:11🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:11🔗 Drew Or whenever we're around, magically one thing leads to another.

1:19:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:14🔗 Drew Don't be around him. Make the break.

1:19:15🔗 Caller I mean, come on, wake up here.

1:19:17🔗 Adam And he's coming over, by the way, that's...

1:19:19🔗 Drew That's bad stuff.

1:19:20🔗 Adam Drew, you ever go to a chick's house without wanting sex under the age of 30? Seriously, be honest, be honest. Let me think. Let me think about that. No, that's right.

1:19:31🔗 Guest Kate, you're better off watching TV.

1:19:33🔗 Adam That's right. And here's the thing, it ends up screwing the chicks up because chicks get attached to guys when they're having sex. They just do, no matter how up in their head they are physically.

1:19:43🔗 Drew Unless they're trauma survivors, they can use it just like sex.

1:19:45🔗 Adam Yeah. But even this doesn't work out for anybody. Eventually, yeah. Someone like Kate is smart. She's up in her head a little bit too much. She's still in love with the guy. Her thing is something's better than nothing. At least I get some attachments to him.

1:19:58🔗 Drew And she believes what he tells her too. Because that's what she'd be doing if she were behaving like this.

1:20:03🔗 Adam Yeah. And by the way, do the math. He's on top of you twice a week, but he's got to get his head together before he can get back together with you.

1:20:11🔗 Drew What's that? What is that? No.

1:20:13🔗 Adam If he was in to you.

1:20:14🔗 Drew He's already in.

1:20:14🔗 Adam He's already in. He's just got to get his head together. He's not interested.

1:20:18🔗 Adam All right.

1:20:19🔗 Adam Wait a minute.

1:20:19🔗 Adam I feel bad.

1:20:20🔗 Adam Kate? You can do better than this guy.

1:20:23🔗 Caller Okay. Well, I totally get what you're saying, but I mean, just to kind of give you a little bit of a history or whatever, so I think you better understand.

1:20:32🔗 Adam I don't want to know. Nothing worse than hearing someone crap all over my good points with their history, with their facts and their information.

1:20:40🔗 Drew Should we hear it?

1:20:41🔗 Adam No. She's fine. Get away from this guy. He's a good guy, but he's got a boner.

1:20:47🔗 Drew The reason I'm interested is because in my mind, there's no history she could provide that would make any difference.

1:20:51🔗 Adam So I'm curious.

1:20:54🔗 Drew Good point.

1:20:55🔗 Adam Kate, go ahead. What do you got?

1:20:57🔗 Caller I'm excited to crap on your good points.

1:20:59🔗 Adam Well, go ahead.

1:21:00🔗 Drew Give it a shot. Because we can't think of any history that would crap on it. So go ahead.

1:21:04🔗 Caller You'll probably be able to shoot this down, but we'll see. I actually was pregnant and had a miscarriage from him. And after that happened, just emotionally, everything kind of got weird between us. And then things happened and the breakup was a mutual thing. And it wasn't because of the miscarriage, but I think that that definitely kind of put the ball in motion.

1:21:24🔗 Drew You get open the door for him to slip out.

1:21:27🔗 Adam Yeah, opportunity. So, but now why aren't you back together?

1:21:32🔗 Caller We are working on it. We're trying to get back together. And we took the wrong route, definitely.

1:21:36🔗 Drew No, you told me he wasn't into it. You told me he said to us that he's not open to it.

1:21:41🔗 Caller Right, not right now. He wants to in the future, but he's scared right now or whatever.

1:21:45🔗 Drew Kate, stop believing that crap.

1:21:48🔗 Adam All right, baby, you want to follow in Dr. Drew's footsteps? The first thing you got to do is knock off the denial. Second thing, start banging candy stripers.

1:22:00🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:22:02🔗 Adam All right, let's go, baby. All right. Break it down. Break it down. Come on, let's get a hand in now. Let's go. Let's break it down. All right, gentlemen. And I use that term loosely. All right. Boxing, not a team sport. They don't get to break it down that much. You know, I'm sure that they do. Yeah, but they got the gloves on. So, you know, it doesn't make a good noise. The coach.

1:22:25🔗 Drew The coach.

1:22:25🔗 Guest Thump it down. Thump it down.

1:22:27🔗 Adam I'll tell you, the guy who's on The Contender, the coach, the trainer, Tommy Gallagher was a guy I met when I went to Gleason's gym in New York and did something for The Man Show. And he was my trainer.

1:22:39🔗 Drew Wow.

1:22:39🔗 Adam He's awesome. I mean, what a... He's always cussing. Oh, it never stops cussing. This was great for TV because it's just like, beep, beep, beep, and that's just when he's like pouring cereal. It's not even during a fight. You can do the math though. It's like, you got to beat the beep out of this guy. And he's just yelling. Everyone's yelling at the poor guy. You know, most time fighters, they get to go in the corner. Maybe their dad or their trainer yells at them. In The Contender, everyone's yelling at him. Sly's on one side yelling at him. Half the other guys hoping they lose are yelling at him. Tommy Gallagher's yelling at him. I always like, I was just watching the fight, the Chico Corrales fight we're talking about over the weekend. And these trainers, they're a little uninspiring, like especially with the Mexican translator. It's like the guy's like, come on, you're not punching enough. You got to do more punching. Stop letting them hit you. It's like, no ass, Sherlock. That's 50 years in the fight game for a, and all you come up with is you got to punch more? Yeah. And it's always funny because the guy, I think the same guy does the Spanish translation for everyone. He always sounds like he's whining. Come on, you're not punching enough.

1:23:51🔗 Adam You have to punch more.

1:23:52🔗 Adam It's like he's whining. I don't think these guys are whining. I think he's just doing that.

1:23:57🔗 Guest At least those translators are better than the African ones. Those are, I mean, they say like a whole paragraph and he just says, black left hook.

1:24:06🔗 Adam Come on, he's hitting you too much. You have to hit him more. It was like it too when the guys don't know what round it is and stuff. Come on, let's go. Start trying now. All right, let's take ourselves a little break. Drew, can you imagine if this show had a translator?

1:24:22🔗 Guest Oh boy. Oh man.

1:24:23🔗 Adam Oh man. Adam says stop blaming your father.

1:24:27🔗 Adam All right, let's take a little break.

1:24:29🔗 Adam We'll be right back after this.

1:24:34🔗 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:24:46🔗 Guest The one and only Live 105.

1:24:59🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's The Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, talking to some contenders tonight.

1:25:04🔗 Adam Jonathon Reid is here, Sergio, the Latin Snake, more is here tonight.

1:25:08🔗 Guest You like saying that, huh?

1:25:09🔗 Adam I do. It's a good name, you know?

1:25:12🔗 Guest Thank you.

1:25:13🔗 Adam And like I said, there's a lot of bad nicknames out there. And there's a lot of ones where guys, I don't know, guys don't copyright theirs or something. They use, a couple guys got the same nicknames, Latin Snake, that was nice. Yeah. And the other thing that's good too is Sergio is, he is like a serpent in there. He's long, he's lean, he moves, uses defense, uses upper body, slips, punches very nicely, even leaning against the ropes.

1:25:44🔗 Guest I love leaning against the ropes.

1:25:46🔗 Adam Fights in a professional style, you know, doesn't have both hands up and elbows tucked in. What's that?

1:25:52🔗 Drew Hands.

1:25:53🔗 Adam Yeah, he'll have his right hand up, his left thumb, right in the ass. Really intimidates the other guy. You're not gonna get him with that jab.

1:26:00🔗 Drew Yeah, I wouldn't want to.

1:26:01🔗 Adam No, it's like this, the other hand is down and they're sliding, using the head movement instead of just absorbing stuff with their forearms. Yeah, yeah, it can burn you though. That's why, that's why they fight, Drew.

1:26:13🔗 Adam That's why. That's why. Yeah.

1:26:15🔗 Adam All right, so anyway, Contender, Sunday Nights, NBC, 8 o'clock, National on TV. And let's speak to, Drew, I'm telling you, you are up on your feet when you're watching this show. You're nervous, you're pacing, and on your feet. It really is. My wife doesn't, doesn't care for boxing per se, but she loves the show. Screaming at the Latin snake.

1:26:38🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

1:26:40🔗 Adam Sarah, you know what helps? I shadow box in front of the TV set while she's doing it.

1:26:44🔗 Drew That's what she's screaming. Get the F out of the way. I want to watch the show.

1:26:48🔗 Adam And then the problem is, is I get the TiVo remote. So it's boom, hit the pause, pow, right up in front of TV, throwing the crazy punches. Sarah? Yeah. 20 years old?

1:27:01🔗 18.

1:27:02🔗 Adam 18?

1:27:03🔗 Yeah.

1:27:03🔗 Adam Well, it says 20 here. What's up?

1:27:05🔗 Almost, it's about, I want to say that it was really cool that you had the guts to say, I think it was Tuesday, how the girl was quote, crapping out kids to the same age as me and it was good that you guys kind of made her realize that.

1:27:22🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, we don't, people look at it, they don't like us getting down on the moms that are having three and four kids before their 18th birthday with three or four guys and no means of support. But to me, that's child abuse. On behalf of the kid, we should be talking about this and the kids that haven't been born yet.

1:27:41🔗 Cool.

1:27:42🔗 Adam What's that?

1:27:43🔗 I've never heard anyone say that before, like have the guts, so that was cool. And like my mom was like that with drugs and alcohol and young and everything, so.

1:27:49🔗 Drew All right.

1:27:51🔗 Adam Listen to the show.

1:27:52🔗 Drew Yeah. Your mom was young and a drug addict?

1:27:54🔗 Yeah.

1:27:55🔗 Drew Wow, interesting.

1:27:56🔗 Yeah, it was bad, but I was removed from there when I was seven, so.

1:28:00🔗 Drew Yeesh.

1:28:01🔗 Adam Child protective services?

1:28:02🔗 No, my grandmother actually took me in.

1:28:04🔗 Adam Wow, and she raised you?

1:28:06🔗 Yeah.

1:28:07🔗 Adam All right.

1:28:07🔗 Drew That was good, huh?

1:28:08🔗 Yeah, it was really good. I'm doing a lot better now.

1:28:11🔗 Drew We can tell, yeah.

1:28:12🔗 Adam Yeah, it's awesome.

1:28:13🔗 Like self-esteem and trust issues and everything, but.

1:28:15🔗 Drew Yeah, of course.

1:28:16🔗 Anyway, so I have a boyfriend that is like, you know, probably about two and a half years. He joined the Army Reserves, and so now he's in Fort Bragg, North Carolina, because in like a month he's going to go to Iraq.

1:28:32🔗 Drew Wow.

1:28:33🔗 And I'm going to visit him next weekend, and I was wondering if there's anything sexual, non-sexual, whatever, that, you know, would be memorable to him for like a whole year that he could think about or something.

1:28:47🔗 Adam Give him a hustler.

1:28:49🔗 Drew Have you been having sex with him?

1:28:51🔗 Yeah.

1:28:52🔗 Drew Okay.

1:28:52🔗 Adam Yeah. Now what could you do? Well, threesome, that would stick in his crock pretty good. He could take that with him. Well, hey, he may never come back, you know what I'm saying?

1:29:03🔗 Guest Dress in one of those black gowns like them.

1:29:06🔗 Adam You mean like a French maid or something like that? Oh, like a burka.

1:29:09🔗 Guest Like the Middle Eastern one.

1:29:10🔗 Adam Yeah, ooh, ooh, man.

1:29:11🔗 Guest There you go, fantasy.

1:29:13🔗 Adam Nasty burka sex.

1:29:14🔗 Guest You know, they're not allowed to do that type of stuff, so. No, they can't. No lingerie under that.

1:29:19🔗 Adam Yeah, no, I don't know, though, because you may not want to give him the message that there's a hot body underneath that burka.

1:29:25🔗 Drew You know what a developer takes for that, yeah.

1:29:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:29:26🔗 Oh, yeah, yeah, no.

1:29:28🔗 Guest Here's the thought.

1:29:31🔗 Adam Here's, I'm trying to think. You could, hmm, give him something visual. Like, he's got to, he's got to look at you naked, you know. Where do you get to have sex, by the way, at Fort Brank?

1:29:42🔗 Oh, I'm staying in a hotel and he has, like, that weekend off to get this right before he leaves.

1:29:46🔗 Adam So, you know.

1:29:48🔗 Drew Here's the deal, by the way. Don't leave the hotel room the whole weekend.

1:29:50🔗 Adam I'm the guy, I'm the guy who checks into the room after they leave. Just, oh, I'm exhausted, plopped down on the bed, faint first, the loudest, like, smells like a lot of ass in here. What's going on? This is what goes on, I'm now convinced, in every hotel room I check into. This guy's going out, maybe never to return, 20-year-old horny girl's gonna spend a long weekend with him, just a boff fest for two and a half days straight and then I come in.

1:30:17🔗 Drew But don't you think they should just stay in the room? Eat in the room, stay in the room, he'll remember that.

1:30:21🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, you could always.

1:30:24🔗 Caller What have you not done with him already?

1:30:25🔗 Adam Yeah, what's left? What haven't you done?

1:30:30🔗 I mean, you know, I'm not like that type of girl that like the selfish team thing, I'm not the type of girl that like will normally like dress up or anything like that. Like I'd go a little bit, but I wouldn't do like a threesome or anal.

1:30:41🔗 Drew No, you don't worry about that. Don't do anything.

1:30:42🔗 Adam Jonathan was asking about anal. I hate to say it, but that's what he meant. No, not on the menu. Do you understand?

1:30:50🔗 Caller No thumbs up.

1:30:51🔗 Adam The guy could get a car bomb first night of patrol. A guy without any anal.

1:30:57🔗 Drew That'll be fine, just think about it. All he'll want to see from you is enthusiasm. If you're actually turned on by him, he'll get it out.

1:31:04🔗 Adam But if you want to sear something into his memory bank, you got to leave the lights on.

1:31:09🔗 Drew Sure.

1:31:10🔗 Adam Yeah?

1:31:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:12🔗 Adam Can you do that?

1:31:15🔗 Like when we're doing it?

1:31:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:31:19🔗 Adam When you guys are eating.

1:31:20🔗 Yeah, that's fine. Okay.

1:31:22🔗 Adam Okay.

1:31:23🔗 Guest So simple, talk dirty on.

1:31:24🔗 Adam Yeah, talk dirty.

1:31:25🔗 Guest Talk dirty.

1:31:26🔗 Adam Leave the light on.

1:31:27🔗 Okay, I'll just get some guts.

1:31:29🔗 Adam Yeah, get some guts.

1:31:30🔗 Drew If you're actually turned on, he'll like that.

1:31:32🔗 Caller I think you, Sarah, you're in some kind of show. You got to come out of your show.

1:31:36🔗 Adam That's right. That's right. She's, and it's a bad sign when you're like, you got to turn the lights on, when we're doing it. Oh, yeah. He's got himself an uptight brawn.

1:31:48🔗 Drew Yeah. He needs some visual to take with him.

1:31:50🔗 Adam He got to take something with you. Yeah.

1:31:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:31:52🔗 Adam Because, yeah, that's why you got to turn the light on.

1:31:54🔗 Drew Guys need the visual.

1:31:55🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Worry. And by the way, if you're going to do a lot of beating off, doing it in sand is the way to go. You know what I mean?

1:32:04🔗 Drew No.

1:32:05🔗 Adam Those guys over there in Iraq, just one big pot, one big ashtray over there. Well, it's like, you know, once while you hawk a loogie, but it just goes in the sand or the dirt, just rolls right up and goes away.

1:32:13🔗 Drew I see.

1:32:14🔗 Adam It's not like it's on a gym floor or anything.

1:32:16🔗 Drew Right.

1:32:17🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:32:18🔗 Drew It's like cat litter.

1:32:19🔗 Adam Yeah, what you don't, the worst thing, the worst beat off environment is shag, shag carpet, okay? But best, sand. Yeah. God knows what we've littered the desert with out there. Let's take ourselves a little break out here with Jonathon and Sergio from The Contender. Best show on TV, 8 o'clock, Sunday nights, NBC, Quit Monkey and Sergio. Take a quick break.

1:32:44🔗 Adam We'll be right back after this.

1:33:22🔗 Adam Hey, that's the show, that's the week. I want to thank Sergio for coming in here tonight. Latin Snake.

1:33:28🔗 Guest Welcome. Pleasure.

1:33:29🔗 Adam Jonathon Reid. Everyone can just go to www.whatdrew.yahoo.contender.yahoo.com. Yeah.

1:33:38🔗 Caller That is correct. Vote for Jonathon Reid.

1:33:41🔗 Adam Yeah. Five kids, everybody. A lot of mouths to feed in the Reid family. So get over there, put a vote in for Jonathon Reid.

1:33:48🔗 Guest My website is www.sergiomoraboxing.com.

1:33:52🔗 Adam And we will give some thanks out.

1:33:55🔗 Adam We thank Engineer Anderson for doing a great job. Phone screener Brian for doing a great job all week. Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior producer Lauren for doing a fantabulous job. Michelle for doing a great job on the engineering and engineer Chris as well, and also producer Ann. So until next time, this is Adam, the Brillo head Corolla for the Moscow Medic, Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

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