Sunday, May 8, 2005

0:57🔗 I wish I had seen this movie.

0:59🔗 Adam Go see this movie. It's crazy. That's how you get to be that way, though, man, right?

1:11🔗 Right.

1:11🔗 Adam You don't get to be that way by-

1:13🔗 You have to be committed to it.

1:19🔗 Taking Back Sunday And Dr. Drew.

1:20🔗 Yeah.

1:21🔗 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist.

1:31🔗 Drew That's Adam with a head of steam.

1:34🔗 Well, tired.

1:36🔗 Adam I was just yelling during the break. Taking Back Sunday in Studio Night, Adam and Fred here. And then later on, Eddie and Mark are going to come in, and I'm not sure how it works with Matt, but we don't usually allow bass players on the air.

1:49🔗 Drew Well, the drummers usually kick off.

1:51🔗 Adam We usually get rid of the drummer.

1:52🔗 Oh, well, Matt said he didn't like you guys anyway, so whatever.

1:54🔗 Adam Yeah, well, whatever. I mean, that's cool.

1:57🔗 That works out perfectly, because we don't like Matt, right, Drew?

2:00🔗 Drew I'm so sure.

2:01🔗 Adam That's right. You should pass me a note about Matt, and I should laugh, but we shouldn't show him.

2:07🔗 Okay? Do that, Drew.

2:08🔗 Drew What are you talking about?

2:09🔗 Yeah.

2:09🔗 Taking Back Sunday It's only base. That's what I always say.

2:12🔗 Adam The Taking Back Sunday, we got to talk about Mother's Day too at a certain point, because Drew's angry as well. I don't know if he's willing to share his opinions on the air or not.

2:21🔗 Did you not get a present today, Dr. Drew?

2:23🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no.

2:26🔗 Adam No, but let's talk about Taking Back Sunday. You guys are going to beat the Long Beach Arena May 14th.

2:35🔗 Taking Back Sunday Oh, it's sold out.

2:36🔗 Adam It's sold out.

2:37🔗 Taking Back Sunday Yeah.

2:38🔗 I like to talk about it.

2:39🔗 Yeah, it's like five or ten people.

2:41🔗 Adam It's cool to bring it up and then say it's sold out though. Yeah.

2:44🔗 That's cool.

2:46🔗 Adam And then you're going to England with Green Day?

2:49🔗 Taking Back Sunday Yes. Well, we're doing just a couple of shows at a stadium over there.

2:54🔗 Adam Have you ever went out with Green Day before? No.

2:59🔗 Not like on a formal date or nothing, but we've held hands before.

3:03🔗 Adam Oh, really?

3:03🔗 Yeah.

3:04🔗 Taking Back Sunday But, no, we ran into them one time. We were in Amsterdam and we saw them on the street. And I'm not lying.

3:14🔗 We might or might not have been in the dirty part of the road.

3:17🔗 Taking Back Sunday We were dangerously close to that part. And yeah, we saw them and talked to them, but that's the only time.

3:23🔗 Drew Wait, hold on a second. A couple of rock bands going to the Red Light District? What? Yeah. The world's going to have to access?

3:29🔗 Adam A lot's changed since Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix, a new generation.

3:35🔗 Drew Okay, well, just saying.

3:37🔗 Adam They're not the straight lace guys that used to choke on their vomit.

3:41🔗 Taking Back Sunday I think nothing's changed.

3:42🔗 Adam It seems they figured out how not to choke on their own vomit though.

3:45🔗 Drew But they get dehydration now.

3:47🔗 Adam They dehydrate, they get dehydrated. You should see Drew's face every time some band cancels a gig because the lead singer was dehydrated. 27-year-old guys don't get dehydrated, right?

3:58🔗 Drew Absolutely not. They run marathons. They play football till they're blue. They don't get dehydrated.

4:03🔗 Adam Right. But Drew, you think drugs with everything, right?

4:06🔗 Drew When I'm right.

4:07🔗 Adam No, you just think drugs with everything.

4:09🔗 You think drugs with everything.

4:10🔗 Adam You think everyone's high.

4:12🔗 You think you're high right now.

4:14🔗 Drew I do.

4:15🔗 I thought we were all high. Wasn't that the requirement to be on the show?

4:18🔗 Drew I thought we were all high.

4:18🔗 I think that was it, you see?

4:21🔗 Adam So yeah, I think Green Day, by the way, is one of the best live bands.

4:26🔗 Taking Back Sunday Oh yeah.

4:27🔗 Adam They're just fun to watch.

4:29🔗 Taking Back Sunday No, we're looking so forward to that. We're total fans of them, so it's gonna be awesome to play with them.

4:36🔗 Adam Yes, Drew, you all right? No? Okay.

4:39🔗 Drew I shall be.

4:40🔗 Adam Drew had a little head of steam about Mother's Day, and I agree with him, this is spun out of control.

4:46🔗 Yeah, we did reel it back a little bit.

4:47🔗 Drew When we grew up, Mother's Day was a reason to sort of have a gathering, and to understand it as a different one.

4:53🔗 Adam Not even that, it's just you got somebody a card. You got a card, maybe you did a little brunch.

4:58🔗 Drew The rules have been changed.

4:59🔗 Brunch, always brunch.

5:00🔗 Drew Yeah, brunch, but the rules have been changed. We gotta know what the rules are, us fathers.

5:05🔗 Adam They want to lease Lexus now and stuff. There's a one-upsmanship that's going on out there.

5:11🔗 Drew Well, they call their friends. They call on their friends.

5:13🔗 Adam Right.

5:13🔗 Drew And however, whatever they got, that determines how much their husband loves them.

5:16🔗 Right.

5:17🔗 Adam Meanwhile, where's Father's Day gone?

5:19🔗 Drew Flat, right? I would like to get rid of it. As a principal, I want to eliminate it. I want to get rid of it. Eliminate it.

5:27🔗 Adam I would trade them Father's Day and Christmas if they would lose Mother's Day.

5:30🔗 Yeah?

5:31🔗 Oh, Christmas too?

5:32🔗 Adam I'm bringing it right up to the table.

5:34🔗 Oh, cool.

5:35🔗 Drew It's just a negotiating ploy, gentlemen. Just a negotiating ploy. It's actually going to be Rosh Hashanah, I think.

5:41🔗 Adam I'll get away like two days.

5:42🔗 Oh, that's why you'll get rid of Christmas.

5:44🔗 Adam I'm giving away, no, I'm not Jewish.

5:45🔗 You're not down with baby Jesus, no?

5:46🔗 Adam I'm giving away like three days of Hanukkah, and I'm going to give away Easter and Father's Day to see if we can eliminate.

5:54🔗 Drew I'm just saying in principle, eliminate Father's Day. Just to set a principle.

5:58🔗 Adam Here's the reality. The best Father's Day ever is you being left alone for an entire afternoon. That's the sad part. If only women wanted to be left alone.

6:07🔗 Caller Maybe a sweet tie.

6:08🔗 Adam That's the greatest gift of all, the gift of silence.

6:12🔗 Drew Yeah, solitude.

6:13🔗 Solitude.

6:14🔗 Adam No, but seriously, if somebody said-

6:16🔗 Drew All the S's, solitude, sleep, silence, all those are good for Father's Day.

6:20🔗 Adam If your kids and wife said to you, you have 24 hours, no nagging, no questions, no rides, no picking up, no nothing. You get it. It's all yours. Do what you like, putz around in a cutoff sweats with a boner. Do whatever you like. Have at the maid. Do whatever you want. One day. But you're not getting anything from us, which ironically you would buy. You know what I mean?

6:45🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

6:47🔗 Yeah.

6:48🔗 Adam Yeah. I had that great conversation with my- You have to remind your wife once in a while you pay for everything.

6:55🔗 Do you ever do that one?

6:56🔗 Drew I don't do that one.

6:57🔗 Adam You don't do that one? Oh, you should do that one.

6:59🔗 It's really condescending.

7:01🔗 It's awesome.

7:03🔗 Drew One night she came home and said, hey, I work too. He goes, hey, I bring home the bacon, you bring home the bakos.

7:10🔗 Adam She said, I bring home the bacon. I said, no, I bring home the bacon, you bring home the bakos. Now she doesn't even bring home the bakos.

7:19🔗 Caller I'll show him.

7:20🔗 Adam I said-

7:21🔗 Drew Just wait till you have kids, Monsieur. All will be different.

7:23🔗 Adam Yeah. All will be different. I'll have them hate me too.

7:26🔗 Drew Don't you worry. Oh, yeah. I'm sure of that. But beside that, still your need for your wife will grow. You'll appreciate her job more.

7:33🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Did you say job? I'm into the jobs. That's a job. Hands and blows.

7:38🔗 That's my thing.

7:40🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. See, I lucked out because my mom was out of town.

7:46🔗 Caller For the hand job?

7:47🔗 Adam For the hand and the blow. Oh, sweet.

7:48🔗 Caller Not Dario.

7:51🔗 She's undergoing chemo.

7:54🔗 Caller You're the one who brought it up.

7:55🔗 Adam She's in Europe getting drunk or something. She's out of town, so I didn't have to do anything. I don't have any kids, so my wife doesn't. But you know who screwed me up?

8:04🔗 Drew Jimmy.

8:05🔗 Adam No. Ozzy.

8:07🔗 Caller Ozzy Osbourne?

8:08🔗 Adam Ozzy, my carpenter guy. He brought my wife flowers.

8:13🔗 Drew Oswaldo.

8:13🔗 Adam Oswaldo did. And then she did that. Dear employee brought me flowers and you got. I was like, what? We never talked about this?

8:26🔗 Drew The rules have been changed. We need to know the rules. We need to know the rules.

8:29🔗 Adam Let's just try.

8:29🔗 Drew Because our brains don't work like that.

8:32🔗 Adam Let's just get on the same page. Father's Day, boom.

8:34🔗 Drew Gone.

8:35🔗 Adam Gone.

8:35🔗 Drew They can have it. In principle power.

8:37🔗 Adam I'll give them Easter.

8:39🔗 Drew No, no, no. Father's Day for the rules for Mother's Day and Valentine's Day. You give us the rule book for Mother's Day and Valentine's Day, we get rid of Father's Day.

8:49🔗 Adam Oh, we just want the plan.

8:50🔗 Drew Just the rule book. It's easy. Just give us the rule book. The rule book is not in our head.

8:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

8:55🔗 Caller Oh, so they got nothing to lose there.

8:57🔗 Drew That's right. Everything to get. Except we don't magically know the rules.

9:01🔗 Adam Drew spent 300 bucks on flowers, and that kills him.

9:04🔗 Drew No, no. That didn't kill me. It didn't? It wasn't for me.

9:06🔗 Adam It shouldn't like it. Here's the thing with chicks too. They're like, where did you get it? Who? What? You got it where? It's all about where you got it.

9:15🔗 Drew I got to tell my friends that you did what?

9:17🔗 Adam You got to go to Barneys of New York to buy some goddamn flowers. You can't pick them up at the market or the Mexican on the side of the freeway.

9:23🔗 Taking Back Sunday Did she pull that you didn't know what to get her, so you got her flowers?

9:27🔗 Drew No, no, no, no.

9:28🔗 Adam He just got them at the market. That was the problem. Autumn?

9:33🔗 Drew Yeah.

9:34🔗 Adam You know, I learned that once. Rule book, rule book.

9:36🔗 I got an old girlfriend.

9:38🔗 Adam My old girlfriend was a crazy Tori Amos fan. Somebody gave Tori Amos a bouquet of flowers when I was with her at some radio station. She left them behind. So I collected the flowers, brought them to my old lady and said, here's a bouquet of flowers. And she was like, hey, fantastic. I was like, guess whose flowers those are? Your big fan. Tori Amos' flowers.

9:58🔗 Caller She's like, pssh.

9:59🔗 Drew Get rid of these.

10:00🔗 Adam She was pissed off.

10:01🔗 Drew Yeah.

10:01🔗 Adam See?

10:02🔗 That was a guy.

10:03🔗 Drew If you had the rule book.

10:04🔗 Adam Oh, if someone gave you like anything, anything. This is Ted Nugent's crossbow. You'd be like, cool.

10:11🔗 I wanted a crossbow.

10:13🔗 Drew As you said, you stole it from the retarded kid next door.

10:15🔗 Adam Sweet. Autumn?

10:18🔗 Yes.

10:19🔗 Adam You're 19?

10:20🔗 Caller Yes.

10:21🔗 Adam What's up?

10:22🔗 Caller Well, I know you get a lot of calls like this, but I've been with my boyfriend for three years and I've been sexually active for about four or five and I have never orgasmed with another person.

10:37🔗 Drew Not during intercourse or not at all?

10:40🔗 Caller Not at all. Like manual stimulation, anal sex, oral sex, any other position.

10:46🔗 Drew You are able to by yourself or you're not able to by yourself?

10:49🔗 Caller I am.

10:50🔗 Caller Boy.

10:52🔗 Adam Three years. But she's still young. She's 19.

10:55🔗 Drew Yeah, great. But yes, she may not have sort of matured to the point that biology operates effectively or efficiently yet. But I'm just thinking about how different it would be if there were a guy with three year effort in. He'd either A, give up.

11:07🔗 Adam No orgasm in three years? He'd kill himself.

11:10🔗 Drew Yeah. He'd kill himself. He'd go on some shooting spray or something.

11:13🔗 Adam Yeah.

11:14🔗 Drew It's so different for women.

11:15🔗 Adam But then you turn the gun on yourself.

11:17🔗 Drew Obviously, obviously. No orgasm.

11:19🔗 Adam Hey, Autumn, are you satisfied though? I mean, are you having a satisfied experience?

11:25🔗 Caller Well, I'm sorry.

11:27🔗 Drew Are you happy with your sexual relationship with your boyfriend?

11:30🔗 Caller I am. Like, we have a great relationship and I enjoy sex, but I never climax.

11:36🔗 Drew Again, hang on a second. Gentlemen, just imagine this. I enjoy sex, I don't orgasm. Do those words ever come out of your mouth in that sequence?

11:43🔗 Adam No.

11:43🔗 Drew No. That's the difference about women and men. But here's the deal.

11:49🔗 Adam What's the answer?

11:50🔗 Drew She has no answer. Well, the answer may be to sort of, obviously she knows what she can do for herself. She needs to either bring that in with her boyfriend or teach the boyfriend what she does.

12:04🔗 Caller I think that's the best bet. Yeah, there.

12:07🔗 Adam Yeah, but here's the whole thing with women too. It's math doesn't work out vaginally.

12:13🔗 Drew I know.

12:13🔗 Adam It's like, well, you have an orgasm with a vibrator, so bring your guy in and put the orgasm on, put the vibrator on, you have the orgasm that much faster. Nope, no orgasm.

12:24🔗 Drew Do you wanna, she may, I got a slight sexual abuse feeling.

12:28🔗 Caller Oh, really?

12:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

12:28🔗 Adam It could have been me.

12:29🔗 Caller I farted.

12:30🔗 Drew Different feeling. Well, hey, the, Autumn?

12:33🔗 Yeah.

12:34🔗 Drew Any sexual abuse?

12:36🔗 Caller No, uh-uh.

12:36🔗 Drew Nothing, no other weird, anything weird you out when you're growing up sexually?

12:41🔗 Caller No, not that I can think of or remember or anything.

12:44🔗 Drew All right, then this is just part of, most women don't even have orgasm until they're in their early 20s. Most. They'll owes you to have them, congratulations, but most do not.

12:52🔗 Adam Yeah.

12:53🔗 Drew And so you're sort of ahead of the game that you can have them with masturbation at all. And if you could sort of bring that into your thing with your boyfriend, immediately I worry that, that's why I was sort of going on that sexual abuse path. I was getting a sense that she didn't feel comfortable with sex with him. So either something was weird about her and sex, or something's bad about him.

13:11🔗 Adam We could check it out, but I don't think so.

13:14🔗 Drew Okay.

13:14🔗 Adam You know? Because here's the thing. You know these shows that goes, every call's important?

13:19🔗 Drew That's not me. That ain't me.

13:21🔗 Adam Not at all. Almost none of them are important. You know what I mean?

13:25🔗 Drew I've seen you in action.

13:26🔗 Adam Sometimes they're important because they remind me of stuff to say.

13:29🔗 Drew Right.

13:29🔗 Adam That has nothing to do with it.

13:30🔗 Drew If we're not talking about Mother's Day, we're not talking. Yeah.

13:33🔗 Yeah.

13:36🔗 Yep.

13:37🔗 Adam You're 19?

13:38🔗 Caller Yes.

13:38🔗 Adam What's up?

13:40🔗 Caller I have this, randomly, I noticed that there was sort of a white colored in my bra, and then I started to realize that there was like discharge.

13:50🔗 Drew That's called milk.

13:52🔗 Caller Doesn't look very good.

13:53🔗 Adam It is?

13:54🔗 Drew Yes.

13:56🔗 Caller I'm not pregnant.

13:57🔗 Drew Well, a lot of things can cause milk from the breast. Are you on medication?

14:01🔗 Caller Just birth control.

14:03🔗 Drew Sometimes that can do it, though rarely so. Nothing else, huh?

14:06🔗 Caller No, just birth control.

14:08🔗 Adam Do you have any kids?

14:09🔗 Caller No.

14:11🔗 Caller Maybe it's menopause.

14:12🔗 Drew Well, no. Sometimes it's just stimulation of the breast, just the irritation, or even if your boyfriend's stimulating, that kind of thing can do that. Sometimes there are tumors and hormonal conditions, low thyroid, prolactin-secreting tumors.

14:26🔗 Caller Is it a common thing for females to have discharge like that?

14:29🔗 Drew Yes, it's a very common thing, but it needs to be evaluated. It can be a sign of a medical problem. The most common reason would be pregnancy. The next most common reason is medication. After that comes the hormonal problems. OK?

14:42🔗 Caller All right.

14:44🔗 Adam Could you get something to come out? Would it squirt out? Oh, I'm just curious.

14:49🔗 Caller No, no squirting. I didn't even notice it, really.

14:52🔗 Adam It just kind of oozes.

14:53🔗 Drew Is it both or one? Both or one?

14:56🔗 Caller What?

14:57🔗 Drew Both breasts?

14:59🔗 Caller Yeah, both breasts.

15:00🔗 Drew Good.

15:01🔗 Adam It's better? Better? Not as much tumor news?

15:04🔗 Drew Right. Exactly.

15:05🔗 Adam Because you wouldn't have a tumor in both sides?

15:07🔗 Drew Right. Since we want symmetrical tumors, of course.

15:09🔗 Adam Everything that comes out of you should fly out of you.

15:12🔗 Drew Just pow.

15:12🔗 Caller Yeah, agreed.

15:13🔗 Adam Just pow. Yeah.

15:14🔗 Caller Like snot rockets.

15:15🔗 Adam Snot rockets. So satisfying. Satisfying. Once in a while, they get hung up or you hit yourself in the shoulder or something. But in general, nothing like that snot rocket.

15:24🔗 Drew My nephew was at the brunch I put on today, the Mother's Day brunch. And he gave one of those. He's like three. He gave one of those big sneezes with his mouth full of boysenberries.

15:31🔗 Caller Oh, sweet.

15:33🔗 Drew I mean, and both nostrils. Like full pow. And the dogs went into action right at that point.

15:40🔗 Adam You know, right?

15:41🔗 Caller Oh, the blueberries are not everything.

15:44🔗 Adam Come on, Drew. This is a family show. Talk about dildos. You know, it seems to me like there's like 30 names for everything. Like there's 30 names for taking a crap and 30 different vernaculars for orgasm or taking a leak or whatever it is. Snot rocket. There's only snot rocket. Yeah. We should introduce a companion to snot rocket. You know what I mean? Booker Blast or something like that.

16:13🔗 Drew Didn't we once before try to come up with some language?

16:17🔗 Adam But yeah, it wasn't for snot rocket though, but I mean.

16:20🔗 Drew Snot shot.

16:21🔗 Caller Snot shot's good. Snot's got a ring to it.

16:23🔗 Drew That's what I'm talking about.

16:24🔗 Adam That's good. That's good, Drew.

16:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

16:27🔗 Adam Wow.

16:28🔗 Caller You should patent it.

16:29🔗 Adam Yeah.

16:29🔗 Drew That's good.

16:29🔗 Adam You gotta get that trademark.

16:31🔗 Drew Snot shot.

16:31🔗 Adam Yeah. Have the little R next to it.

16:34🔗 Snot shot. Have the circle around it.

16:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:39🔗 Adam And by the way, when you come up with something good, people leave it alone. Like, snot rocket works so well that people are like...

16:44🔗 Drew But we got snot shot. That's better.

16:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:45🔗 Adam See, it's like taking a leak. People are like, that's a five. I could do better. What about shake the do off the lily or something? People kept going. You know what I mean? But when the guy said snot rocket, everyone went, wow. Okay. Well done. Let's move on. Let's move on to more terms for crapping.

17:01🔗 Drew Until tonight.

17:02🔗 Adam Until tonight.

17:03🔗 Drew We broke through.

17:04🔗 Adam Snot shot?

17:05🔗 Drew Snot shot.

17:05🔗 Adam Yeah, okay.

17:06🔗 Drew Didn't we, wasn't it Jack Hole? Wasn't that the last time we went at some language?

17:09🔗 Adam Well, Jimmy tried to come up with a swear, tried to make his own swear word up and came up with Jack Hole.

17:16🔗 Drew That's good.

17:16🔗 Adam It's solid.

17:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:18🔗 Drew Oh, and douche nozzle. That was the other one.

17:20🔗 Adam Oh, douche nozzle.

17:21🔗 Caller Douche nozzle, I think, is way better than Jack Hole.

17:23🔗 Drew Or than douche bag.

17:24🔗 Adam Well, here's my thing. Lot of mileage. The douche bag has gotten a lot of mileage, but what about the douche nozzle?

17:32🔗 Drew The working end.

17:32🔗 Adam The part that actually, the business end, you know? Because the bag, you know, calling someone.

17:38🔗 Drew What's so disgusting about a bag?

17:39🔗 Adam Calling someone a douche bag.

17:40🔗 Caller Oh, no, he just said the business end. That's what made it gross.

17:42🔗 Caller Well, that's what we say.

17:44🔗 Drew It's the more serious end of it.

17:45🔗 Adam The douche bag just sort of hangs on the bathroom door.

17:47🔗 Drew Right. What's insulting about that?

17:49🔗 Adam Nothing.

17:50🔗 Drew But the douche nozzle.

17:50🔗 Adam Douche nozzle.

17:52🔗 Drew That's insulting.

17:53🔗 Adam Douche nozzle sounds like one word, too.

17:56🔗 Drew Yes.

17:57🔗 Adam And it works. It's like you could say, hey, listen, you douche nozzle, shake your ass and get back to work. We have this drywall hung by the end of the day. Or you could use it on the road. You douche nozzle, learn how to drive.

18:11🔗 Drew Perfect.

18:12🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, douche nozzle. It's good. It's solid. Obviously. It's good.

18:18🔗 Caller A 10. It's a definite 10.

18:19🔗 Adam And it's not effed out, as we like to say. It's yours. You know what I mean? All right. So let's see if we can work.

18:26🔗 Drew Symmetry that's snot shot.

18:27🔗 Adam Snot shot. It looks good too.

18:30🔗 Drew Looks good.

18:30🔗 Adam Douche nozzle looks good. Yeah.

18:32🔗 Drew It's just different by one letter.

18:34🔗 Adam Really?

18:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

18:36🔗 Adam It's solid. Oh, really?

18:38🔗 Yeah.

18:38🔗 Adam Just one. Just the H in the end, Drew. It's nice. You gotta come up with a snot shot clothing line or something.

18:45🔗 Caller Booger wear.

18:48🔗 Adam I'll come out with douche nozzle hats and gym bags.

18:52🔗 Drew Adam, as a future there, I swear to God.

18:53🔗 Adam David?

18:55🔗 How's it going?

18:56🔗 Adam You're 21?

18:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:58🔗 What's up?

18:59🔗 Caller I think I remember a quote from you, Adam, a couple of years ago, something like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpeting for-

19:05🔗 Drew That's Adam's- Wipe it. Wipe it.

19:08🔗 Adam Wipe it behind.

19:09🔗 Caller Well, the thing is, going to the bathroom, I might flush the toilet four or five times, and I don't know if it's like if hemorrhoids are starting, there's definitely a lot of hair down there, so that causes a lot of-

19:24🔗 Adam Well, hold on. You have to flush the toilet four or five times because-

19:29🔗 Drew Because why?

19:30🔗 Caller So much toilet paper.

19:31🔗 Adam Oh, really? Let me just say something about this.

19:34🔗 Drew That's hemorrhoids. That's hemorrhoids, what that is.

19:37🔗 Adam Sometimes you take a crap and you wipe and the paper comes up cleaner than when it went down. It's like, wow.

19:44🔗 Drew A leprechaun came out.

19:46🔗 Adam I tuck that right back into the roll.

19:48🔗 Caller I ain't throwing this away.

19:49🔗 Adam This is fine. This is pristine. I let my wife enjoy this. This is awesome. That's number one. I'm not here to cut down the rain force.

19:57🔗 Drew You know what I'm saying? You can't find your action area. It's the Sturwood Forest back there.

20:02🔗 Taking Back Sunday No.

20:02🔗 Adam Once in a while you give the wipe and there's nothing. Then once in a while you give the wipe and the third wipe, there's more on it than there was the first wipe. I call that the mechanical pencil. It's like it just keeps coming. At a certain point it's like I got a life to lead. You know what I mean? Look I'll crap again tomorrow. I'll take a shower tonight. Let's get going. I got to get going. It's a weekday. I got to get moving. At a certain point it's like all right. Look I'm not shooting a porn film.

20:28🔗 I'm going to work.

20:29🔗 Adam I don't think I'm going to nail any secretaries. There's no strip searches. I'm just going to suck it up and go to work. If I catch it on the next round, I catch it on the next round.

20:39🔗 Drew It keeps coming. It's the eternal source.

20:41🔗 Adam More food coming in. More duke coming out in an endless cycle.

20:44🔗 Drew The more you go after it, the more it's there for you. Yeah.

20:47🔗 Adam But I'm just saying, not every wipe has to be stellar.

20:50🔗 Caller They're not all 10s.

20:52🔗 Adam There's some 3s in there. And that's what makes the 10s 10s.

20:55🔗 Drew Of course. How else could you have a 10? They'd all be 10s then. They would all be 10s.

20:59🔗 Caller That's right.

21:00🔗 Drew Then nothing would be special.

21:01🔗 Adam Yeah, that's right. That's right. And besides, I don't know what God's plan is for my anus. Maybe he's telling me something. You know what I mean? There's more on it on the fifth than there was on the second. It's time to move. It's time to keep moving. And again, I don't know what the plan is, but I don't want to screw with it. You know what I'm saying?

21:20🔗 Drew So, David.

21:22🔗 Adam So you vary, is what I'm saying.

21:24🔗 Drew So David, do you get pain or blood back there at all?

21:28🔗 Caller Yeah, you got hemorrhoids.

21:31🔗 Drew Are there hemorrhoids in your family? Yeah. So you need somebody to take a look at that. That actually made it 21. Are you heavy?

21:41🔗 Caller No, not at all. My question is though, just because there's so much hair back there and it takes so long to clean, it's kind of-

21:47🔗 Adam It's bogus.

21:47🔗 Caller You know, that area just gets worn out and there's-

21:49🔗 Adam No, I don't believe it. No, it's a bogus call.

21:53🔗 Caller Have you tried a bikini wax?

21:55🔗 Drew That's not how that works.

21:56🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, it's bogus. 21-year-old guys don't have that much hair in the crack.

22:00🔗 Drew They can have hemorrhoids though. If somebody has trouble cleaning their ears, because if you've ever seen hemorrhoids, they get lots of crevices and things. They're hard to... without your water-shooting seat.

22:09🔗 Adam No, never had a hemorrhoid.

22:10🔗 Drew No, but your water is charging.

22:12🔗 Adam I got a toilet seat that squirts me in the ass.

22:14🔗 Taking Back Sunday Really?

22:15🔗 Caller Oh, like a crocodile dundee when it goes to the city?

22:18🔗 Adam Yeah.

22:18🔗 Taking Back Sunday I'm getting one of those.

22:19🔗 Adam Yeah, it's awesome.

22:20🔗 Taking Back Sunday Dude, we tour and you can imagine how often we shower. I would just get something for once.

22:26🔗 Drew Not a bidet. It's not a bidet.

22:27🔗 Adam Well, it is, essentially.

22:29🔗 Drew It's like a bidet, yeah.

22:30🔗 Adam It's a toilet seat.

22:31🔗 Caller Or wait, is it like a rocket powered? Like really fast?

22:34🔗 Adam Yeah, it'll hurt you. You know, the thing about it is, it's funny because it's a toilet seat that's hooked up to a water source and it plugs in and it'll scorch you right in the eye. And it's awesome, but there's a weird anticipation when you push the button and it starts revving up like, and you're sitting waiting to get shot in the anus. It's a weird, it's unnerving. It's like, you know what I mean? It's called a pucker. It's a pucker. The thing that's funny is it has a remote and the remote has a picture of a seal on it with a ball on its nose. And I thought, well, let's see it. And I thought, well, what are you going to put there?

23:14🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

23:16🔗 Adam Put some guy's ass.

23:17🔗 Drew Eyeball.

23:18🔗 Adam Eyeball. It's got a seal. What happened to seals with the ball on the nose?

23:22🔗 Drew What did they mean? They meant something. They meant something.

23:24🔗 Caller Oh no, it's so 82.

23:26🔗 Adam There was just a lot of seals with balls on their nose.

23:29🔗 Drew That was the basic graphic for a company symbol, right?

23:34🔗 Adam It meant good times in water is really what it meant. But I just mean seals used to do stuff. They used to play those horns. They used to do the thing with the ball. What's going on with seals? Let's get them back to work.

23:46🔗 Drew Some seal humor and seal graphics. Sea lions, not seals.

23:50🔗 Adam I want to see a sea lion doing their thing with the ball and the horns.

23:54🔗 Caller Maybe you could get one to squirt water at you in your eyes.

23:57🔗 Taking Back Sunday That would be awesome.

24:00🔗 Caller Just have them hang out in your bathtub?

24:01🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like an adult-themed aquatic park. It's a sea world with an edge. Whales with the boners, they're squirting everyone in the ass. That would be awesome, Drew.

24:12🔗 Caller You could totally do that in Vegas, I think.

24:15🔗 Adam I think we'll work almost anywhere. All right. We will take ourselves a little break, taking back Sunday in the studio tonight. We will hear something from the band and take some more of your calls after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Adam and Fred are here tonight from Taking Back Sunday. Today, we're going to hear something from the band in just a couple of few. I think we'll take a phone call and then we'll hear a song from the band. And where were we, Drew?

25:04🔗 Drew Go to the phone. No, we're going.

25:04🔗 Adam You're on the phones?

25:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

25:06🔗 Adam Sure?

25:06🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

25:07🔗 Adam I may have had something to say.

25:09🔗 Caller I kind of want to talk about Pooh some more.

25:10🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, yeah. No, right. Pooh. That's right. Next caller, please. I had another 28 minutes to do on Pooh.

25:17🔗 Drew I know. We're going to hold it for the next hour. Here we go. All right. Nicole, 18.

25:22🔗 Caller Oh, my second.

25:22🔗 Drew Oh, for God's sake. The humanity.

25:24🔗 Caller I'm telling you.

25:25🔗 Drew Do you know they had an hour, they had for a discussion on Oprah about Pooh?

25:28🔗 Caller I had.

25:28🔗 Caller On Oprah?

25:29🔗 Drew Yeah. Did you hear about this?

25:30🔗 Caller I don't ever want to hear Oprah talking about Pooh.

25:31🔗 Drew Whether it's supposed to come out coiled or plop, plop. I mean.

25:34🔗 Adam Oh, wow.

25:34🔗 Drew I mean, give me an F and a break.

25:37🔗 Adam How is it supposed to come out?

25:38🔗 Caller She's running out of material.

25:40🔗 Drew It doesn't really matter.

25:42🔗 Adam When I went to my grandfather's funeral or wake or whatever the hell it was, I sat next to one of my grandmother's old bitter friends and she said, I heard you on the TV the other night and you talked about defecation for half an hour straight. I said, what show was it on? A man show, you think? Now, now, Loveline? You think it was on Loveline? Now, now, a half hour of talking about defecating. Okay? I said, well-

26:15🔗 Drew Oh, it was the squirrel defecation.

26:16🔗 Adam No, no, this was three years ago. Oh, wow. I said, it probably felt like a half hour, but the reality is, if it was on TV, there's only like eight minute break. Yeah, you can't go, it was a half an hour. You know, they're just like, wait, bitch, what are you telling me how long this thing's? No one likes to talk about Duke more than me, but it was not a half hour of me talking about Dukie. A half an hour of non-stop, okay.

26:40🔗 Drew Because that would have been a red-letter day. We would have remembered that day.

26:43🔗 Adam Yeah, and it was, it was something from television, so I know it can't go on that long.

26:47🔗 Drew It was Loveline TV.

26:48🔗 Adam Yeah, all right. Nicole?

26:51🔗 Yeah.

26:53🔗 Adam You're 18. She doesn't even have cable. I didn't even know what it was. I couldn't figure out. Maybe it was one of those PSAs I cut.

26:59🔗 Drew Oh yeah, the Pooh PSAs.

26:59🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:00🔗 Drew I mean, Nicole, what's up?

27:02🔗 Caller Oh yeah, Nicole.

27:03🔗 For Fred and Adam.

27:05🔗 Adam Yeah, here they are.

27:06🔗 Caller Hey.

27:06🔗 Hey.

27:09🔗 I read online that you guys are playing new songs on the tour, and I was just wondering if you'd written the full new album, or if you'd set a time for a new one or anything?

27:19🔗 Caller Well, right now, we have, we want to release a quadruple album. When it first comes out, we have about 800 songs total.

27:30🔗 Taking Back Sunday That's the Adam, no. Yeah, we're on tour with Jimmy World, and when we get home, we're planning to do some writing, but there's no date on the new record yet. We just wanted to try these new songs out.

27:43🔗 Drew Can't script the creative process.

27:46🔗 Adam No, it doesn't care about a calendar or the man's dates. By the way, time was just a creation of man, man. It's just a concept. It doesn't exist.

27:55🔗 Caller I don't need your time.

27:56🔗 Adam That's right, man. Yeah, the man came up with time so he could put you in change and make you punch the clock, man.

28:05🔗 Caller I'm moving to San Francisco.

28:07🔗 Taking Back Sunday That's right.

28:08🔗 Drew Does that answer your question, Nicole?

28:10🔗 Yeah. I just also want to say that I'm really excited to see you guys and seeing you guys on Wednesday.

28:15🔗 Taking Back Sunday Oh, cool. Thank you. We're going to try out some of these new curse words when we get there.

28:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:22🔗 Adam Snotshot.

28:23🔗 Caller Snotshot.

28:24🔗 Adam We got snozzle. Jekyll.

28:26🔗 Taking Back Sunday Jekyll.

28:27🔗 Adam We work Jekyll.

28:28🔗 Drew A song about each, really.

28:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Easily, easily. You can rhyme almost anything with Snotshot. All right. Hey, Nicole, God bless you. We'll see you on Wednesday.

28:40🔗 Okay. Thank you.

28:41🔗 Caller All right.

28:43🔗 Adam All right. Should we hear a song from Taking Back Sunday?

28:45🔗 Drew Sure. Go ahead.

28:46🔗 Adam Uh-oh. Engineer Chris Moove.

28:49🔗 Drew He's jumping into action.

28:50🔗 Adam You ready to rock, buddy?

28:51🔗 Caller He just did a backflip.

28:52🔗 Adam Yeah.

28:52🔗 Caller That was awesome. And with no pants on.

28:54🔗 Adam Yeah. We will hear a little something off the CD, Where You Want To Be, and this is called Set Phasers To Stun.

32:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:06🔗 Adam Taking Back Sunday. Woo. Us. In studio tonight. We will hear something else from Taking Back Sunday in the 11 o'clock hour. But now, it's time to play Germany or Florida.

32:20🔗 Drew That's right.

32:20🔗 Adam Do we have a theme song?

32:23🔗 Drew Anderson.

32:26🔗 Caller Which one do we want to hear?

32:28🔗 Drew Which one do you pick? I'm taking requests on it.

32:30🔗 Caller What do you want?

32:31🔗 Drew David Angerous who has to complain.

32:32🔗 Adam I like Dags.

32:32🔗 Drew Yeah.

32:33🔗 Adam Otherwise, he fires off.

32:34🔗 Drew He knows me.

32:36🔗 Caller Germany of Florida.

32:39🔗 Caller Germany of Florida.

32:42🔗 Taking Back Sunday Germany of Florida.

32:49🔗 Adam Yeah. That's the Germany of Florida theme song. I like to hear Making Love too, by the way.

32:55🔗 Drew Yeah, why not?

32:55🔗 Adam I always miss.

32:56🔗 Drew This is how he makes love.

32:57🔗 Adam Dagon is love making.

32:58🔗 Caller Well, here it is. While singing the German.

33:00🔗 Drew No, no. This is just what he does.

33:02🔗 Adam This is what it sounds like in his bedroom.

33:04🔗 Caller Don't look at me. Don't look.

33:24🔗 Drew Why does it ever get old?

33:25🔗 Adam That's what it's like.

33:26🔗 It never gets old.

33:28🔗 Caller He falls asleep right after he's done.

33:29🔗 A little plop here, a little skeet there.

33:31🔗 Skeet-y skeet, skeet-y skeet everywhere.

33:34🔗 Caller He's buying my skeet-y skeets. That's how you do your threesome with me.

33:39🔗 Adam All right. The way the game is played is they call in, they tell us the bizarre story, and then we guess. Is it Germany or is it Florida? Brian?

33:49🔗 Drew Where this took place.

33:50🔗 Adam Thank you. Go ahead, Brian.

33:52🔗 Okay. A deceased male was brought to forensic pathologists for postmortem. He had suffered severe head trauma. According to police reports, the man had wanted to see how a World War II hand grenade was constructed. His curiosity led him to clamp the grenade in a vice and cut a thin band around the center with a circular saw, so that he would be able to crack the two halves. Fortunately, the man cut a little too deeply and detonated the grenade. The pathologist stated that the man had very little brain material and he was brought to them. However, they were not sure if it was the result of the explosion.

34:27🔗 Drew Well, come on, of course.

34:31🔗 Yeah. Really?

34:33🔗 Caller Who wrote that?

34:34🔗 Drew I know. Guy said. Well, you know what?

34:35🔗 Adam He was probably a father.

34:36🔗 Drew I wonder if it was sort of German sense of humor. Maybe we're missing something here. Maybe something in the translation got lost to you.

34:43🔗 Adam World War II. I know there were some significant battles that took place in Florida, but mostly in Europe. And the Pacific Theater. I know that.

34:52🔗 Drew Was Florida a state during World War II? Okay, yeah, maybe it was.

34:55🔗 Adam The point is, what are you feeling like?

34:58🔗 Drew I'm feeling German.

34:59🔗 Adam Fred?

35:00🔗 Taking Back Sunday Yeah. Germany.

35:03🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go to Germany, too, yeah.

35:07🔗 Adam It's a harebrained move, though, which is a Florida thing. I'm going Florida.

35:11🔗 Taking Back Sunday I'm switching to Florida.

35:13🔗 Adam Just to break it up. Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute.

35:15🔗 Taking Back Sunday Am I allowed to switch? Yes, you can switch.

35:17🔗 Adam You can't, but you can't go back again to Germany.

35:19🔗 Taking Back Sunday All right, that's it. Florida, I'm done.

35:20🔗 Adam All right, two Florians.

35:21🔗 Taking Back Sunday I can't.

35:22🔗 Drew Two Germanys. Adam, you've been kicking my ass lately.

35:24🔗 Adam Two Germanys.

35:25🔗 Caller Brian?

35:26🔗 All right, sorry, Adam. It's Germany.

35:32🔗 Adam Wow. And that's why you play the game, people. That's why the game is played.

35:36🔗 Drew Brian, well done.

35:37🔗 Adam That's why you have to play the game.

35:39🔗 Drew So Adam, it's hard for him, because he normally plays by his own rules. But tonight, he had to play by ours.

35:44🔗 Adam Yeah. All right, Brian, God bless you. You know what grenade means?

35:49🔗 Drew No. No.

35:50🔗 Adam Pomegranate.

35:52🔗 Drew In what?

35:52🔗 Adam That's like a grenadier. Think about grenadine. Oh. You know what I mean? Grenadine is the pomegranate liqueur.

36:00🔗 Drew Interesting.

36:01🔗 Adam And it's not liqueur, it's just the pomegranate syrup.

36:03🔗 Drew Syrup, yeah.

36:04🔗 Adam Yeah, that's grenadine. And then grenadier is the guy, those are the guys who chuck their grenades. You know, 1,000 years ago, they had whatever. And then a grenade.

36:12🔗 Drew I guess the pomegranate, because all the stuff is filled.

36:14🔗 Adam I think it's French.

36:15🔗 Drew The pieces fall out of it.

36:17🔗 Adam It looks like a pomegranate.

36:18🔗 Drew It looks like a pineapple.

36:19🔗 Adam Well, the ones that were made 45 years ago look like a pineapple. The ones that looked like a grenade when they were named grenade was 500 years old.

36:27🔗 Drew Right, and they were probably packed with sort of buckshot. Like a pomegranate, they'll seed the pile out.

36:32🔗 Adam I think it was more, I think it was the shape of the thing that did it, but a buckshot ain't bad either.

36:37🔗 Caller I was told there wouldn't be any math.

36:40🔗 Adam I think it's a French thing too.

36:41🔗 Drew Yeah, makes sense.

36:43🔗 Adam All right, where are we? We're taking a break?

36:45🔗 Taking Back Sunday Yeah.

36:45🔗 Adam Taking Back Sunday in the studio tonight. Let me just quiz engineer Chris, make sure he was listening. Chris?

36:53🔗 Taking Back Sunday Yes.

36:54🔗 Adam What did you learn about grenades?

36:55🔗 Taking Back Sunday Huh? It's, they, grenade-ers throw them.

37:01🔗 Caller All right. What else?

37:03🔗 Taking Back Sunday Close, good. That's about it.

37:04🔗 Adam What else? Any fruit or vegetable?

37:07🔗 Drew That they're sort of fashion-ed after?

37:09🔗 Adam Named after?

37:09🔗 Taking Back Sunday Grenadine.

37:10🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

37:11🔗 Adam Grenadine.

37:12🔗 Or it's made from grenadine.

37:13🔗 Adam The grenades are made from grenadine?

37:15🔗 Drew I mean.

37:16🔗 Adam What's grenadine?

37:18🔗 Drew What's it made from?

37:19🔗 I don't know.

37:19🔗 Adam Okay. All right. All right. So that's a four.

37:23🔗 Drew We're getting warm.

37:24🔗 Taking Back Sunday I thought there was going to be no math in this.

37:26🔗 Drew No numbers. No numbers mentioned.

37:28🔗 Caller He got the same memo I got.

37:29🔗 Adam All right. We will take ourselves a little break. Taking Back Sunday in studio tonight. And we'll be right back after this.

37:36🔗 Caller Right on.

37:50🔗 Caller Hey, everybody, it's Loveline.

37:52🔗 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, friend Adam, here tonight from Taking Back Sunday. We will hear something else off the CD in the 11 o'clock hour. Let's hop back to the phones, Drew, see if we can do some damage. Here we go. Should we do that? Get back there. Bree.

38:11🔗 Caller Hello.

38:11🔗 Adam You're 21?

38:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

38:13🔗 Adam What's up?

38:14🔗 Caller Okay. A while ago, my boyfriend was in the army and he was in Korea. While he was there, he knocked up a girl, brought her back to the States and married her. She has no idea who I am and that he cheated on me with her. We were together for four years before that.

38:32🔗 Adam When did you get together? Were you like 15 or 16? We were in high school.

38:36🔗 Caller Yeah, around there.

38:38🔗 Adam How long was he in Korea?

38:41🔗 Caller About a year.

38:43🔗 Adam Well, here's the deal. When you're with somebody, you meet them at 15, you're supposed to break it off before you graduate high school.

38:49🔗 Drew Right. As though he went away to college, it's just he was a year away. Was he keeping close contact with you during that year?

38:56🔗 Caller Oh, for that year? Yeah, for like the first half and then after that, it was like...

39:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

39:03🔗 Adam Hello, Drew, to Rio.

39:05🔗 Caller I was totally waiting for somebody to catch on to this.

39:07🔗 Caller No, I know it's my stupid part. My question is, like, should I tell her?

39:12🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. She needs to know.

39:14🔗 Caller This is the third time.

39:15🔗 Adam This is a paramount. This is your obligation as a bitch. You have to tell her. No, I know. I know your instincts are all...

39:24🔗 Caller Oh, your husband.

39:25🔗 Caller No, you're right. You're right.

39:26🔗 Adam And I know you only want the best for her and the kids.

39:29🔗 Caller Yeah, I met her a while ago because I work for his mom still. And she is the sweetest person that I've ever met.

39:37🔗 Adam It's time she'd be disappointed.

39:39🔗 Caller Yeah, well, then why hurt her feelings?

39:41🔗 Adam You don't want to hurt her feelings, but you're going to have to because you're better.

39:44🔗 Caller I know.

39:45🔗 Adam She should pay for your pain. I know. It's awesome. Everybody... We live in this horrible society where everyone's like, truth will set you free and everyone needs to know. You can't carry this burden around. Everyone just shut up. 99% of people that come clean with everybody are just doing it to F the person over. Oh, my dad's homophobic, but it's important that he knows I'm gay. Really? Why? Because you hate his guts and you want to screw with him? Or the truth needs to prevail? The truth is not that noble. It really isn't. It's good about 10% of the time. The rest of the time, you should shut up.

40:21🔗 Drew We're not talking about the truth. We're talking about reveals. The reveals about things that people don't need to know. In fact, things function. Be an adult for a change, Brie. Let's get on with life here, okay? He is married. He has a family. Let that family be.

40:36🔗 Caller Yeah. There's a lot of other fish in the sea, you know, as the saying goes.

40:40🔗 Caller And thank you to you guys, Taking Back Sunday, for your songs, because they are very helpful for situations like that. So yeah, I'm so excited to see you guys on Wednesday and Friday.

40:51🔗 Adam Wow.

40:51🔗 Caller Oh, sweet. Thank you.

40:53🔗 Adam She's got range, Brie.

40:55🔗 Caller Maybe you could bring her to the show and we could all tell her.

40:59🔗 Caller Oh, that would be so. And her daughter, too?

41:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Sure.

41:02🔗 Caller We can all be together.

41:04🔗 Drew Think about it, Brie.

41:05🔗 Adam First of all, hold on a second.

41:07🔗 Drew He broke up with you basically after six months in Korea. He found another woman, he married her. What you're going to go do is destroy her, the family, and this child's life. Do you want to go do that?

41:17🔗 Caller That's what I don't want to do, but I don't want her to have to go through what I went through.

41:21🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, I know you care so much. I know you're such a great soul.

41:25🔗 Caller No, I swear you are.

41:26🔗 Adam No, shut up. Everyone does that thing. It's like, I know I don't want to do it, but I don't want to have anyone else have to go through. What, you really, first off, you care that much?

41:34🔗 Drew You're bringing on the same thing. You're bringing it on. You're the one bringing it on. Exactly what you don't want to bring on is precisely what you're bringing on.

41:40🔗 Adam How are you going to prevent it by telling her this?

41:43🔗 Drew By the way, you're telling her, brings it on.

41:45🔗 Adam Exactly. Brie, come on, baby. You're 21. Grow up. And who cares? This loser guy goes to the Army, goes to Korea. What do you need this guy for?

41:52🔗 Caller Oh, I know.

41:54🔗 Adam So just go find a guy. You know, all this is, this is what?

41:58🔗 Caller I already have.

41:59🔗 Adam You have a guy? And are you into this new guy?

42:01🔗 Caller Well, then why are you even?

42:02🔗 Caller Okay, you guys, I hate my ex-boyfriend.

42:05🔗 Drew No, here's the deal. You hate your dad.

42:07🔗 Adam Ooh, heavy.

42:11🔗 Taking Back Sunday Wow.

42:11🔗 Adam I mean, dad's fat. I don't mean that's provocative. I just mean he's a heavy guy. He's a big, big lardo guy.

42:16🔗 Drew This is a recreation of something for us, that's why it's so important that you get a little bit of exact revenge.

42:20🔗 Adam Ooh, did dad cheat?

42:21🔗 Drew Did dad cheat?

42:22🔗 Adam No, I don't think so. Did he leave? He cheated on his way out.

42:26🔗 Drew No, he just left.

42:28🔗 Adam Where is he? Where's dad?

42:30🔗 Caller He is at another house, like down the street.

42:34🔗 Drew Ah-ha. How old were you when he left?

42:35🔗 Caller Oh, wait, but my mom left.

42:36🔗 Drew It wasn't him. She left. Well, I knew somebody left.

42:39🔗 Adam Somebody split. Did mom cheat?

42:41🔗 Caller Oh, no, no, they're both here, but I mean, they just got a divorce.

42:45🔗 Drew Well, how old were you?

42:47🔗 Adam Somebody cheated. Who cheated?

42:48🔗 Caller I don't know. It wasn't told if someone did.

42:51🔗 Adam Somebody hooked up with somebody married soon or somebody had a boyfriend or girlfriend very soon.

42:56🔗 Drew Whichever parent you're closest to, what happened, what the circumstances were, the divorce.

43:00🔗 Adam All right. Look, you hate this guy fine, but what about the new guy? You have a new boyfriend? You said yes. Okay.

43:08🔗 Drew I think it makes him feel that you're preoccupying about your old boyfriend.

43:10🔗 Caller No, no, I'm not.

43:11🔗 Caller Okay. Yeah, you are.

43:13🔗 Drew You're just calling about it.

43:14🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. Look, forget about it.

43:17🔗 Drew Move forward.

43:17🔗 Caller Okay, I will. I will.

43:18🔗 Caller All right.

43:19🔗 Adam Yes, thank you.

43:21🔗 Caller Fine.

43:21🔗 Adam Focus on the new guy. And yes, there's nothing worse than being the new boyfriend when the chick is obsessed with the old boyfriend.

43:28🔗 Caller We were talking about that earlier.

43:30🔗 Caller I guess we were.

43:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

43:31🔗 Caller What happened?

43:34🔗 Caller We were just listening to this song. We were sitting outside. And what was the song, Fred?

43:40🔗 Taking Back Sunday Oh, man. You're killing me.

43:42🔗 Caller Oh, you don't know it?

43:43🔗 Taking Back Sunday Were we talking about my girls or your girls?

43:45🔗 Caller No. Well, both. I mean, we share.

43:49🔗 Taking Back Sunday Yeah.

43:50🔗 Adam I'd like to see that.

43:52🔗 Caller No, I'm sorry. That was dirty and wrong. But no, there was the song. Meanwhile, she's still thinking, love me Paul and the guy's name's not Paul.

44:01🔗 Taking Back Sunday Totally.

44:02🔗 Caller So you want to clear that up? Because it's on the radio and nobody else.

44:04🔗 Taking Back Sunday He's not lying. No, I mean, that's what we write songs about is that type of stuff and how you don't really, sometimes you never get over it, but just too bad. That's the way it is.

44:15🔗 Caller Yeah, it's life, dude.

44:17🔗 Adam There's not a huge difference between wanting to get back together with the old boyfriend and wanting to destroy his life. You know what I mean? For the new boyfriend, you're just thinking about him, you're talking about him, he's on your mind. That's the worst.

44:31🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

44:32🔗 Adam I don't know that there is a difference between wanting to F him and F him up. It's still, you're thinking about him and it all boils down to, Drew, get back over here, would you please? Forget about the temperature in this place. We're going to break soon. I'm dying over here without you, brother. That was good. Is there a big difference between wanting to actually have sex with the old guy or wanting to F him up?

44:55🔗 Caller F or F over, it's all.

44:57🔗 Adam It's the same thing. It's the same F. And she would have sex with this guy in a second, by the way, too.

45:02🔗 Caller That's the other thing, too.

45:03🔗 Oh, definitely.

45:05🔗 Caller And then not call him back for a little bit so as to get him back. But really, he's not going to care either way.

45:10🔗 Adam That's right. Oh, my god. I wish I had chicks who hated me when I was 20.

45:16🔗 Drew TJ?

45:16🔗 Adam I got the worst.

45:17🔗 Caller I got who?

45:18🔗 Drew TJ, 28.

45:19🔗 Caller Adam?

45:20🔗 Adam Who? Brillo Head. Oh, yeah, that guy. Yeah, the guy's trying to come up with a new name for Snot Rocket.

45:29🔗 Caller No, why did you bring him up?

45:31🔗 Taking Back Sunday Which, by the way, we just...

45:33🔗 Drew What's up, TJ?

45:34🔗 Taking Back Sunday What's up? Hello?

45:35🔗 Adam Yeah, TJ.

45:37🔗 Taking Back Sunday How you doing? Good.

45:38🔗 Adam What's up?

45:40🔗 Caller Nothing. I guess I just, I don't know, I can't contain myself sometimes, and I tend to want to show younger females what I'm made of, I guess is the best way to put it.

45:56🔗 Adam How young? You mean you want to expose yourself?

45:59🔗 Caller No, not too young. I mean, I can't be old-school because I'm not talking to them, but I try to stay above 16.

46:07🔗 Adam You do, but you can't really, it's hard to see someone's ID from when you're in the van pulling your chunk out the window and they're walking down the street, right?

46:16🔗 Drew TJ, this is illegal, it is profoundly disturbed, it needs help.

46:22🔗 Adam Is it, does he need help because it's a stepping stone behavior? You know what I'm saying?

46:28🔗 Drew It is, it's a form of child abuse, it's getting close to actual contact, it is illegal, he will get arrested, and it is a form of sexual compulsion, and it needs treatment, and they will, these sexual compulsions always kind of move along, they're moving to other things.

46:42🔗 Adam Yeah, they should, before you get busted, you get registered as a sex offender, but they should really decide whether you're screwing around or you mean it, you know what I mean? Because I've shown a lot of junk to a lot of people, a lot of ass to a lot of people, but it's always done just to Ingest, ingest. Press the nut sack up against the windshield, but for fun, you know what I mean? I'm not a sexual predator, it's just my thing.

47:05🔗 Drew We'll see.

47:06🔗 Caller I mean, so long as it's tasteful.

47:08🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah.

47:09🔗 Adam I think if the sack is presented tastefully, that's a different thing.

47:14🔗 Caller It's almost like art.

47:14🔗 Adam I totally agree. We will take ourselves a little break, taking back Sunday and Sunday night. We'll do a little changing in the garden. We'll be back after this.

47:26🔗 Caller Oh, wow, the intro music is really dance eating.

47:31🔗 Adam Yeah, it's time to reflect on the first hour. Talked a lot about Duke. Talked a little vibrator. Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew taking back Sunday in studio tonight. We replaced Fred. You don't really replace Fred. You...

47:55🔗 No, he doesn't really talk much.

47:57🔗 Adam No, he's quiet. He's... Yeah, you don't... It's not that you can't replace him, is it? Why bother? You wouldn't know if he was there or not. But Eddie is going to fill Fred's medium-sized shoes.

48:09🔗 Hola.

48:10🔗 Adam Eddie is here representing the Latino vote from Taking Back Sunday. Reyes. Reyes is the last name, right?

48:18🔗 Yep.

48:19🔗 Adam Popular. It's King. Popular name. What does Reyes mean? Does it mean anything?

48:22🔗 Caller King.

48:23🔗 Adam Is this King? Oh, it does.

48:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:26🔗 Adam Never knew that. So it's just like all the guys. I once had an embarrassing moment where, remember we used to work with a guy, Scott King? Yeah. I knew the guy for about five years. He worked on Loveline for about five years, and he built me a cabinet, and I wrote him a check, and I tried to pull that mover. I went, Scott, how do you spell your last name again, brother?

48:48🔗 Caller He's a K-I-N-G jerk.

48:51🔗 Adam Yeah, and I'm like, it doesn't work with King. It works with almost any name. King is the only last name, really.

48:57🔗 Drew Could have been Smith. Could have been Smith. It would have been King.

48:59🔗 Caller The King is right in there.

49:01🔗 King's. I know somebody who's King's.

49:03🔗 Adam Oh, you knew someone who's King's?

49:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:05🔗 Caller The plural.

49:06🔗 Andre King.

49:07🔗 Caller And the plural is always, whew, that S at the end is tricky.

49:10🔗 Yeah.

49:10🔗 Caller Tricky.

49:11🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. We will hear a song from Taking Back Sunday in this hour. We're also gonna take some phone calls, and we'll start it off with Sweet Lou, who's 25. Hello?

49:22🔗 Yeah. How's it going, guys? What's up?

49:24🔗 Adam Hello.

49:24🔗 Yeah.

49:26🔗 For the last two years, I've been dating this girl. I'm in the Navy, so I'm constantly out to sea. I'm on a carrier. Yeah.

49:33🔗 Adam They say those are like floating cities. Literally. Yeah. Just floating cities. Every time we see one of those shows, I was at some guy says floating cities, like he thought of it.

49:42🔗 Caller He's very proud of himself.

49:44🔗 Adam It's really true. If I could say, it's really like a floating city. All right, genius. That's hefty. Go with douche.

49:51🔗 Caller Don't feel like the last douche.

49:53🔗 Two years we've been dating. Last year before we went on our Westpac, I proposed to her. Couple nights ago, we got into an argument over the phone because she's back in New Hampshire and I'm out here on the West Coast in Washington. She had come out to me saying, while I was on cruise, she had slept with her ex-husband and her ex-boyfriend.

50:15🔗 Caller At the same time?

50:16🔗 Caller Wow.

50:17🔗 No, no, no. At the same time, two different times. Then when she came up here on a vacation, she slept with one of my friends from the boat.

50:26🔗 Caller Wow.

50:26🔗 Drew Why is she still your girlfriend?

50:28🔗 Taking Back Sunday Yeah.

50:29🔗 Yeah. I beat the shit out of him a couple of days ago.

50:32🔗 Drew Hold on, Matthew. Oh, wait.

50:33🔗 Caller That's not his fault. Your girlfriend's like a bunny.

50:36🔗 Adam With the S-word, we'll reboot. But this chick's obviously out of control.

50:42🔗 Drew A mess. Total mess.

50:43🔗 Adam Here's the thing, everybody. It's a good excuse for you to move on. Yeah.

50:47🔗 Drew I know you're infatuated. It's just really what it has to be with a person like this.

50:52🔗 Adam Yeah.

50:52🔗 Drew It feels like you'll never find anybody else as good as this. You'll never get over this. This is not a good thing. Trust us.

50:58🔗 Adam Plus, Lou's mistress is the C. That's why he's 20 decks down doing laundry all day.

51:05🔗 Drew Right. Because they're near her, his mistress.

51:10🔗 Adam The C. They say it's a floating C.

51:11🔗 Drew I thought you meant she is a C.

51:13🔗 Adam Oh, she's a C. Yeah. Actually, C minus, maybe D.

51:17🔗 Padoon.

51:18🔗 Caller Lou.

51:19🔗 Yeah.

51:20🔗 Adam Is it true your mistress is the C?

51:24🔗 I'm not going to confirm nor deny that fact.

51:26🔗 Drew S-E-A-C.

51:28🔗 Adam He does. Here's the other thing too. You know when they go like, I can't marry, my mistress is the C?

51:35🔗 Caller Say, there's like this left for me.

51:36🔗 Adam Yeah, you should be all, no, the whole point to having a mistress is you get married. Then you bang the ocean. You know what I mean? You have sex with the ocean. I guess with like a abalone shell or something.

51:48🔗 Drew Whatever.

51:48🔗 Adam The point is is-

51:49🔗 Caller An abalone?

51:50🔗 Well, that was good.

51:52🔗 Drew You want a conch. You hear the ocean. There it's in there.

51:55🔗 Adam The point is, is the whole point about having a mistress is, you can take on a mistress, you get married and then you take on the mistress. You can't do that. I can't get married. My mistress is a sea. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right, Lou. Yeah. What do you do? What do you do? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

52:13🔗 Quiet. Quiet.

52:15🔗 Adam Quiet. Quiet.

52:16🔗 Quiet.

52:16🔗 Caller Quiet.

52:18🔗 Caller Quiet. Wow. That's good.

52:22🔗 Oh my God.

52:23🔗 Adam It only took 28 clients.

52:25🔗 That's awesome.

52:26🔗 Adam What do you do on the ship, Lou?

52:29🔗 I'm an MA. I'm a cop.

52:30🔗 Adam Oh, cop. You see, they're like cities, Drew.

52:33🔗 Drew That's kind of a cop thing. He's a cop of the sea. He wants to be mayor someday.

52:37🔗 Adam It's nice that he beat up his buddy who had sex with his crazy old lady. All right, Lou, this is chaotic.

52:44🔗 Drew She has kids from other men. Just a mess.

52:47🔗 Adam You are essentially just marrying a train wreck. Don't do it. She's a mess. And you know what? Here's the other thing too, Lou. She is not doing this because she's horny and she's not doing this because she's lonely.

53:01🔗 Caller She's just not doing the job right.

53:02🔗 Adam She's chaotic. She's chaotic. I guarantee her dad's a mess. I guarantee there's abuse. I guarantee it all. This is a train wreck. And I know it's exciting. I know you're 25 and it's exciting. It's chaotic. It's drama and it's like the same impulse you have when you're 25 and a fight breaks out in a bar and you're like, what's going on? And you start getting, the next thing you know, you're getting hit with a bottle. Just get out of the excitement. Just go to the men's room, jerk yourself off, and go home and vomit. That's what I do. Actually, I vomit and then I jerk out. But the point is, I don't get in the middle of the fight and start throwing the dudes around, dude, maintain. Next thing you know, you're getting hit with a chair. That's what you do with 25. Don't get into this chaos. And then you got the kids involved.

53:51🔗 Drew He's already been gone from that. Don't let her manipulate you with that.

53:53🔗 Adam Just go out.

53:54🔗 Caller There's plenty of fish out in the sea.

53:56🔗 Adam Oh, that's good. That's your mistress. Here's the thing, I don't like the idea that they call it cruise. Going out on cruise.

54:05🔗 Drew Oh, is that what he said?

54:06🔗 Caller Yeah, because cruise implies fun. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't sound like fun.

54:11🔗 Drew I thought he meant like crew, like he was crew, like C-R-E-W, like he was part of a crew.

54:16🔗 Adam Maybe Kathy's going out on cruise, he said, or something like that.

54:19🔗 Caller Maybe Kathy Lee Gifford is there, because it is a city.

54:23🔗 Adam It's a floating city, so if she lives in that city.

54:27🔗 Caller Yeah, I mean, I heard it's a nice city.

54:29🔗 Adam Hey, I want to go on a tour of aircraft carrier, by the way.

54:33🔗 Caller Or a cruise.

54:34🔗 Adam Or a cruise. I would go out for like, they have like a day and a half-er. You guys go to like TJ or something from San Diego.

54:41🔗 Drew It would be interesting to go out for a while, not just see it in port, but go out for a while.

54:45🔗 Caller Why just a day and a half? Why not two whole days?

54:48🔗 Adam A day doesn't seem like enough to cover it, and two seems like a little too big a commitment. I think a day and a half would be good. About 35, 40 hours should probably cut it. All right, where are we, Drew?

54:57🔗 Drew Talia.

54:58🔗 Adam Talia?

54:58🔗 Drew 18.

54:59🔗 Adam Talia, you're 18.

55:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:01🔗 Adam You have a question for the band?

55:03🔗 Caller Yeah, I just wanted to say how awesome you guys are, and I'm going to be seeing you on the 14th. I love your hair, your new hair, and I wanted to know why you chose Decade Under the Influence as your single.

55:18🔗 Caller Oh, well, first off, thank you and you're not so bad yourself. Oh, my God. That's a concert I went to. The Decade Under the Influence, I just think that's the one that everyone in the band just like the best.

55:36🔗 Caller Really?

55:37🔗 Drew Yes.

55:38🔗 That's pretty cool.

55:39🔗 Caller Oh, thank you.

55:40🔗 Adam Well, hey. These are the conversations you have with your A-team.

55:42🔗 Caller We're pretty cool dudes.

55:44🔗 Adam Really?

55:45🔗 Caller This is just like a really cool band.

55:47🔗 Adam No, I know.

55:48🔗 Caller Thank you.

55:48🔗 Adam You don't think we're experiencing their coolness? They're right here.

55:51🔗 Caller I lost my socks. I have like no socks on because of them.

55:55🔗 Caller None?

55:56🔗 Caller None whatsoever, but like not in a dirty way at all, I swear.

56:00🔗 Caller Well, this is Loveline.

56:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Are you going to Long Beach Arena on the 14th?

56:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:06🔗 Caller I'm so excited. I'm going to be waiting there in line.

56:08🔗 So you should come say hi to me and my friends.

56:12🔗 Caller My friends and I, young lady.

56:13🔗 Caller Yeah. All right, Talia.

56:16🔗 Adam What are you doing? Junior college?

56:19🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm going to community college at SMC.

56:21🔗 Adam Shocking. Shocking.

56:23🔗 Caller Kind of fun, except not really.

56:24🔗 Adam And what happens when you graduate?

56:28🔗 Caller When I graduate?

56:29🔗 Adam Yeah.

56:30🔗 Caller I don't know. I'm just hoping like no McDonald's or anything.

56:34🔗 Caller Oh, my God.

56:35🔗 Caller The world is your oyster.

56:36🔗 Adam You got to get a job.

56:38🔗 Caller I'm a vegetarian. Fuck oysters.

56:42🔗 Drew Oh, she's got a great career ahead.

56:45🔗 Caller I just said porn and she said that.

56:47🔗 Adam So dynamic.

56:49🔗 Drew Drop the bomb on us.

56:51🔗 Caller She's a lady.

56:52🔗 Adam We had the bomb our last call before this. I could sign for a song. Why did she say f oysters, by the way?

56:58🔗 Drew She's a vegetarian.

56:59🔗 Caller Oh, because she's a vegetarian.

57:00🔗 Adam I heard that.

57:01🔗 Caller But no, but I told her that the world is your oyster. You're not even listening to me.

57:05🔗 Adam No, I know. She's so concrete.

57:06🔗 Drew I'm looking at you, Daniel. She converted that into you are referencing eating oysters or something.

57:12🔗 Adam The world is your oyster.

57:13🔗 Drew Yeah.

57:13🔗 Adam I mean, because that's all the world is. That's right. Thank you. Here's the point.

57:20🔗 Caller We have the world's smallest college.

57:23🔗 Drew When we haven't heard that one for a while, it really has been a while. It has a nice ring to it.

57:27🔗 Adam I'm telling you, Anderson loves to think that I was serious when I said that. I'm that fine in there.

57:34🔗 Caller It was when you were on your drugs that night.

57:36🔗 Adam Would you like me to say it again in a serious tone?

57:40🔗 Drew No, no.

57:41🔗 Caller You're enthusiastic is what it was.

57:42🔗 Adam Enthusiastic, but sort of blowhardy.

57:46🔗 Caller Sort of.

57:47🔗 Drew Here we go, here we go. No fighting.

57:49🔗 Adam All right. But wait a minute, as a vegetarian.

57:52🔗 Drew Can you eat oysters? No.

57:53🔗 Adam Really?

57:54🔗 Drew It's not made of vegetable.

57:55🔗 Adam Well, there are.

57:56🔗 Caller It's a living thing. When you're a vegetarian, you don't eat.

57:59🔗 Adam There are vegetarians that eat shrimp.

58:02🔗 Drew There are.

58:02🔗 Adam I mean, they eat like fish, right?

58:04🔗 Drew Yeah.

58:04🔗 Caller Oh, no, but they're children.

58:05🔗 Drew But that's not a true vegetarian. Everyone has a technicality, right?

58:08🔗 Adam Well, they call themselves. OK.

58:10🔗 Caller I was vegetarian and I only ate grilled cheese.

58:13🔗 Adam Oh, really?

58:14🔗 Caller Yeah, that was it. Just for three years, grilled cheese and like fries.

58:17🔗 Adam Really?

58:18🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah, good. But no but no oysters then.

58:21🔗 Caller Like Fred.

58:21🔗 Caller Same rules apply to her.

58:22🔗 Caller Fred's a vegan. He doesn't eat cheese at all. Oh, really? Dairy products. Yeah.

58:26🔗 Adam No dairy. What do you got to be? It's a vegetarian.

58:30🔗 Caller No, listen, no dairy, no milk, but chocolate cake.

58:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

58:35🔗 Adam Oh, really?

58:35🔗 Drew Yeah. Why?

58:36🔗 Caller I don't know.

58:38🔗 Caller We call those vegan holidays.

58:39🔗 Caller Vegan holidays where he's allowed to cheat.

58:41🔗 Drew He has butter and fat and all the good stuff from animals.

58:44🔗 Caller Chocolate cake.

58:45🔗 Caller You just sold.

58:46🔗 Caller No, I did.

58:46🔗 Caller I'm kidding. You sold him out. You're so lucky he's not here. He would take his beard with you all across the studio.

58:53🔗 Adam We will hear a little song from Taking Back Sunday. Continue this vegan talk while the song is playing.

58:59🔗 Caller Yes.

58:59🔗 Adam I'm interested in that.

59:00🔗 Caller Got him back.

59:01🔗 Adam What song are we playing? Is it written down here? Yes. This photograph is proof. Yeah, Taking Back Sunday, everybody.

1:03:12🔗 Caller I love that applause sound. That's the best sound. I feel important. Yeah.

1:03:15🔗 Adam That's why I live to be out on stage. I hear that applause, John.

1:03:19🔗 Drew I know that. You've always had that.

1:03:22🔗 Adam Thank you. Eddie's here tonight, along with Adam from Taking Back Sunday.

1:03:25🔗 Drew Yes, yes.

1:03:26🔗 Adam Where you want to be, name of the CD, and take a couple of more phone calls, talk to Michelle, who's 22. Michelle?

1:03:36🔗 Yeah?

1:03:36🔗 Adam What's up? Hi.

1:03:39🔗 Caller Hello.

1:03:40🔗 Hey, I just have a question. When I was 14, almost 15 actually, I was raped and I had sex since then. For about a year I did. I was a little bit promiscuous actually.

1:03:58🔗 Drew Right after the rape?

1:03:59🔗 Yeah. Who raped you? Right after with him. I don't know him at all.

1:04:08🔗 Drew It's so interesting how this is an interesting example of how humans behave after a traumatic event. They reenacted over and over again. Even when they're not children, they'll tend to do that for a little while. When a woman's rapes suddenly become very promiscuous for a year or so.

1:04:24🔗 Adam Well, here's Drew. Stop that, please. He's fanning himself like that.

1:04:29🔗 Drew It's so hot in here.

1:04:30🔗 Adam The Queen. Look, of course, he could do it without whacking the mic with me.

1:04:36🔗 Caller He's having hot flashes.

1:04:37🔗 Caller I think Eddie's making him hot.

1:04:40🔗 Adam Get an actual fan, Drew, and then that way if one of the guests comes on to you, you can hit him with it and yell, fresh. There's going to be a lot of fresh humor. Flick it at him. Yeah.

1:04:48🔗 Drew Thank you. Eddie's great.

1:04:49🔗 Adam That's nice. Actually, I just farted again.

1:04:52🔗 Drew Is that better?

1:04:53🔗 Adam That is blowing it.

1:04:53🔗 Drew Way better.

1:04:54🔗 Adam All right. So here's the thing, Michelle. We hear a lot of rape stories. And then it turns out it was the chick's old boyfriend or whatever it is. But this was rape and that you never saw the person before or again and all that.

1:05:10🔗 Caller I never saw him before I met him that day. And I don't actually remember. I remember the room that we were in. We were at a place with other people. And I don't remember like it's actually on a main street that that I drive like in the town that I live in a lot and I don't know where it was. But I remember the room and what I was wearing and everything.

1:05:34🔗 Adam I remember everything about the inside but I don't well you say there's a lot of other people around.

1:05:42🔗 Caller Yeah, there was other people not in the room.

1:05:44🔗 Adam Right. But we had a party or something.

1:05:48🔗 Caller Um, no, no, it was just.

1:05:52🔗 Adam Well, hold on. I'm just going to keep guessing. Let's see if we can figure this out. What are the clues we have? Main thoroughfare, a lot of people.

1:06:02🔗 Caller And she was wearing clothes.

1:06:03🔗 Adam She was indoors, in a room. There are a lot of people around, but not in the same room.

1:06:09🔗 Drew Oh, train station, bathroom.

1:06:11🔗 Adam OK, if that's your guess, if that's your guess.

1:06:13🔗 Caller Airport, I'll go for airport.

1:06:14🔗 Adam Um, Michelle, was the man, was he someone we would have heard of, a celebrity from television or perhaps the movies?

1:06:27🔗 Drew No.

1:06:28🔗 Adam No. OK. All right. What are we at, eight?

1:06:30🔗 Drew Eight more.

1:06:31🔗 Adam Eight more. Michelle. Yeah. So what happened? So you're in a room and it's somebody's house.

1:06:38🔗 Caller And we were this room.

1:06:40🔗 Adam This room.

1:06:40🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:06:42🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:06:42🔗 Caller It was I honestly I yeah, I was there. And I was making out with him. And and he kept he was Mexican. He couldn't speak very good English.

1:06:53🔗 Caller And he just was his last name, Reyes.

1:06:56🔗 Caller He was on what?

1:06:58🔗 Caller King, right?

1:06:59🔗 Adam Is Michelle. And where were you? Were you at a friend's house?

1:07:03🔗 Caller No, I was at a I was at a motel.

1:07:07🔗 Adam You're a motel.

1:07:07🔗 Caller But I don't. Yeah.

1:07:09🔗 Caller The plot thickens. What is going on here?

1:07:11🔗 Adam Why were you making out with the Mexican at a motel? Not that I haven't done it. At fifteen.

1:07:16🔗 Caller At fourteen.

1:07:18🔗 Drew How old was the guy?

1:07:19🔗 Caller Actually, there's an episode of Degrassi Junior High where where the girl goes to the hotel with the guy.

1:07:25🔗 Drew And Michelle, so what else was going on in your life? Have you been sexually abused before that?

1:07:29🔗 Caller Um, no.

1:07:30🔗 Drew Oh, come on. Oh, that is not the behavior of someone who is physically abused?

1:07:35🔗 Caller Um, not yet.

1:07:36🔗 Drew Oh, Michelle, something, come on.

1:07:38🔗 Adam She's calling from Carson City, Nevada. They don't let you in unless you're abused. Or legacy. Your dad was abused and they'll let you in on that.

1:07:45🔗 Drew Yeah, Michelle, that whole situation smacks a victim.

1:07:50🔗 Adam What were you doing in the hotel room with the non-English speaking immigrant?

1:07:57🔗 Caller I don't know. I just, at first, I went into the situation thinking that I just should do this just to get it over with. And then when it came up, I was freaking out and I was screaming and I said no. And he just, he kept saying, poor K. No, poor K. No. And he just, and I was, I was actually fully clothed except my pants were like down on my knees.

1:08:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:25🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Poor K means why, by the way.

1:08:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:30🔗 Adam Well, I don't know if everyone knows.

1:08:31🔗 Caller Why no? Why no?

1:08:31🔗 Adam Yeah, why no? No is the same though. I like that.

1:08:34🔗 Drew It comes, sort of comes up, why not?

1:08:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Here's the, here's the thing. This is nutty.

1:08:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:08:39🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, this means, okay, so we're giving her two choices. Either, no, three choices. Either she was horribly abused and maybe doesn't, like ritualistically, doesn't even remember.

1:08:50🔗 Drew It doesn't realize it, doesn't realize it.

1:08:51🔗 Adam Grandpa did something weird to her when she was a year and a half or something. Two, she just has psychotic episodes, or has a brain tumor or something, or bipolar, or some crazy manic phase. Or three, bogus.

1:09:05🔗 Drew Yeah, bogus is on the list.

1:09:07🔗 Adam It is.

1:09:08🔗 Drew I think it's bogus. Yeah? I don't believe this story. It has a little bogus.

1:09:11🔗 Adam First off, I know Mexicans. They don't rape. That's not their thing. They're not rapers. They're lovers.

1:09:17🔗 Caller We're romantics. Even though I'm not Mexican, we're romantics.

1:09:20🔗 Adam Yeah, they are.

1:09:20🔗 Caller We're not salsa dancing.

1:09:23🔗 Caller We love the women. We do not hurt them.

1:09:25🔗 Caller Bogus is on the list.

1:09:27🔗 Adam Michelle?

1:09:28🔗 Caller Yes?

1:09:28🔗 Adam You're going to have to tell us something that is going to make sense to us sooner. We're going to label this as bogus. See what I'm saying?

1:09:38🔗 Caller I do. I just don't know.

1:09:40🔗 Adam I know. Well, first thing is you're 22 and it's like we're talking to a 13-year-old. I had to ask you a thousand questions before I figured out you were at a motel. Number one.

1:09:50🔗 Drew Do you have some learning problems?

1:09:53🔗 Caller No. Not at all. I'm going to go to San Francisco State of the Fall.

1:09:59🔗 Drew Okay.

1:09:59🔗 Caller All right. Actually, I'm going to be very successful.

1:10:03🔗 Drew Are you on medication?

1:10:05🔗 Caller Clearly.

1:10:06🔗 Drew You're not on medication.

1:10:07🔗 Adam Porn.

1:10:07🔗 Drew Were you ever supposed to be on medication?

1:10:10🔗 Caller Was I supposed to be?

1:10:11🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:10:12🔗 Caller No.

1:10:13🔗 Drew Were you abused?

1:10:14🔗 Caller No, I was never.

1:10:14🔗 Drew Were you abused growing up?

1:10:15🔗 Caller No. I was never abused. I've been-

1:10:18🔗 Drew No one ever hit you?

1:10:20🔗 Caller No. No. Never. I don't. My dad's not around. He never has been. That's a help. I mean, there's other things. It's just-

1:10:30🔗 Drew Like what? Give us the other thing. We'll tell us the other things.

1:10:33🔗 Adam Stepdads, biker boyfriends.

1:10:35🔗 Caller No.

1:10:36🔗 Drew Tell us the other things.

1:10:37🔗 Caller My mom's a single mom. She was until I was like 12 and then she got married and nothing happened with that.

1:10:45🔗 Adam All right. What other things do we need to know?

1:10:46🔗 Drew You said there were other things. What are they?

1:10:49🔗 Caller Nothing.

1:10:49🔗 Caller Really, I've been-

1:10:52🔗 Caller I've got an eating disorder.

1:10:56🔗 Drew All right. Now we're getting warmer. That is very, really important as a matter of fact.

1:11:00🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, the idea that you ended up in a motel room with a guy, you said you wanted to get it over with, you want to lose your virginity at 15 with a stranger.

1:11:12🔗 Drew That's a bizarre impulse.

1:11:13🔗 Caller How old was the guy? I'm curious.

1:11:15🔗 Drew She doesn't know, she said.

1:11:17🔗 Caller I didn't know. I don't know.

1:11:18🔗 Adam Now, I have a question for you, sweetie.

1:11:22🔗 Drew Por que? Por que no? Michelle, how old were you when your dad left?

1:11:28🔗 Caller I've met him one time.

1:11:29🔗 Drew How old were you when he left?

1:11:32🔗 Caller My mom was pregnant.

1:11:34🔗 Adam Oh.

1:11:34🔗 Caller When he left.

1:11:35🔗 Adam So you're minus. You actually owed age.

1:11:39🔗 Drew Something, Michelle, something happened.

1:11:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, Michelle, something's going on with you. Look, here's the deal. If what you're telling us is true, you better talk to somebody and that somebody should speak good English and have a degree in patches on the elbows, too, the suede patches on the elbows. Yeah, absolutely. And you need to talk to a therapist because if you're raped, you need to talk to someone anyway. But if you're as confused as you were about the circumstances under which you're raped.

1:12:04🔗 Drew And you're going to eat a disorder and there's a lot going on here.

1:12:05🔗 Adam Yeah, there's stuff going on, baby.

1:12:07🔗 Drew It's what we call character pathology.

1:12:08🔗 Adam You want to be, you're going to be successful, right? Absolutely. And it's going to be difficult unless you get some help and do it because anything, any problem that I have is all I mean, I don't. Right. You can do anything you want. You just got to set your mind to it. Yeah. Hey, listen, don't say that. Don't have any kids.

1:12:29🔗 Drew Don't have kids.

1:12:29🔗 Adam Don't have kids. Can police not have kids?

1:12:31🔗 Caller I already have one.

1:12:33🔗 Caller OK.

1:12:34🔗 Caller He's he's six.

1:12:36🔗 Drew Six. Six. No, Michelle, Michelle, please. This is character problems.

1:12:40🔗 Caller You're pregnant at 15?

1:12:42🔗 Drew Yeah. You've got to get some help.

1:12:43🔗 Caller Well, could have been pregnant at 15.

1:12:44🔗 Drew You're going to have a great deal of difficulty being successful unless you learn to regulate the emotional systems. That is an important part of success is emotional IQ. And yours is about a three. Right. You don't understand the questions. You don't seem to have any insight. You get into these horrible situations and don't do anything about it. Let's go.

1:13:02🔗 Caller Well, I haven't been in a horrible situation in seven years.

1:13:05🔗 Adam Where's the dad out front of a home depot? Where is he?

1:13:10🔗 Caller My son's dad?

1:13:11🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:13:12🔗 Caller He's not around.

1:13:14🔗 Adam Not around. No.

1:13:15🔗 Caller Shocking. I'm floored.

1:13:17🔗 Adam I'm floored.

1:13:17🔗 Drew You mean her dad wasn't around and now her child's dad's not around?

1:13:20🔗 Adam Never happened before.

1:13:21🔗 Caller That's the cycle of abuse.

1:13:22🔗 Caller That would suggest a pattern.

1:13:23🔗 Drew Oh, no. No patterns in human behavior ever.

1:13:25🔗 Caller All right. All right, baby.

1:13:26🔗 Caller She's a child's dad. That's Mexican.

1:13:27🔗 Caller All right.

1:13:28🔗 Adam Get some therapy and no more cranking out any kids, all right?

1:13:32🔗 Caller All right.

1:13:33🔗 Adam I know it's real funny, but this is not funny, Michelle.

1:13:35🔗 Drew You need to get a little work here.

1:13:36🔗 Adam Your kid's six? Boy or girl? Yeah.

1:13:40🔗 Drew Boy.

1:13:40🔗 Adam Boy. Fantastic. Call us in eight years. We'll see how he's doing, all right?

1:13:46🔗 Drew Maybe we'll help you out. She has to have a girl to reenact her.

1:13:49🔗 Adam Don't have any more kids, please. Stay off the mouth.

1:13:55🔗 Caller What were you just saying about having to have, she would have to have a girl?

1:13:57🔗 Drew Well, she's clearly reenacting her dad's scenario with her, right? Her dad was not around. He left while she was pregnant. Now she's got to go do that too. But some people have to completely act that out, make sure it's on a girl.

1:14:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14:08🔗 Drew She's had a boy. Well, that doesn't count. We've got to get a girl and do this too.

1:14:11🔗 Adam Look, I feel sorry for her because obviously she was a victim. The part that steams my bean is when you get cocky and arrogant about it. It's a horrible society we're dwelling in with all this. I'm so tired of people saying everything happens for a reason and you set your mind to something, you can do anything you want. There seems to be more of that talk going on recently. I think it's all these reality shows. But every time they pull someone aside, it's like, I know that there's only one of me and I was put here for a reason. I know everything happens for a reason. I also know that if I want something, I can't be stopped. And then they get voted out the next 10 minutes or whatever it is. What is all this BS? Like, I can do anything I want. There's only one of me. No, get some goddamn therapy. And thank Christ, there's only one of you. My God, could you imagine if there was even eight of you? We'd have to move to Canada.

1:15:06🔗 Caller Please.

1:15:07🔗 Caller Thank Christ.

1:15:09🔗 Adam There should be more of me. I'll tell you that right now.

1:15:11🔗 Drew There's only one of you, though.

1:15:12🔗 Adam There's only one of me, but I'd like there to be more. But there should be more.

1:15:15🔗 Drew To the top.

1:15:16🔗 Taking Back Sunday To the top.

1:15:17🔗 Adam We could replace you with me, but have two of me. I'd be like, how you doing, Adam? Good, Adam. How you doing? Looking good. No, you're looking good. Yeah.

1:15:25🔗 Drew I'm gonna drop trout.

1:15:27🔗 Adam What you do this weekend? You know. You were there. You're me.

1:15:30🔗 Drew Cool. Is that word? We'll split the Adam.

1:15:33🔗 Adam I could talk about Dookie twice as long. It'd be awesome. We'll be right back after this.

1:15:41🔗 Caller Dude, you got issues.

1:15:43🔗 Caller Call Loveline.

1:15:44🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:15:52🔗 Caller Hey, right here, big country back, by the way. Yeah.

1:15:59🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, Taking Back Sunday in the studio tonight.

1:16:03🔗 Caller Hello.

1:16:05🔗 Caller I love that.

1:16:06🔗 Caller Thank you very much. Every time.

1:16:07🔗 Caller Every time.

1:16:08🔗 Adam Yeah, it's good.

1:16:08🔗 Caller It's like a special present just for us.

1:16:11🔗 Adam It'd be nice. It's going to be nice just to get the little sound effect like they put in everywhere. Your car seat, you know, when you got in your car.

1:16:20🔗 Caller In the bed, by your bidet.

1:16:22🔗 Adam By the bidet. Applause. Every time.

1:16:25🔗 Caller Yeah, like when you stood in front of your toilet and whipped your dork out. Yeah, see?

1:16:30🔗 Adam Just like that. Yeah. For me, I'd have to put one in front of my sink because that's...

1:16:34🔗 Drew Where you do your pose down?

1:16:36🔗 Adam No, that's where I take care of my number one business.

1:16:38🔗 Caller But like if you fart, there's an applause afterwards?

1:16:40🔗 Adam That'd be nice, too.

1:16:40🔗 Drew He does it himself, though.

1:16:42🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:16:44🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:16:45🔗 Adam No, I have a gallery that politely applause. It's like sort of a golf site. It's like making a nice putt. Yeah. Let's talk to David. He's got a question for the band. David?

1:16:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:57🔗 Adam What's up?

1:16:58🔗 Caller Hey, I have a question for Taking Back Sunday.

1:17:01🔗 Caller Shoot.

1:17:02🔗 Caller What? Hello. Hey, me and my friends are starting a band and everything, but how did you guys get started in the first place? Like, what does it take?

1:17:15🔗 Caller It takes a lot of hard work and sacrifice and a lot of living in a basement together eating ramen noodles with ketchup.

1:17:21🔗 Caller Yeah. Actually, I found ramen noodles with Taco Bell Mild Sauce is the best.

1:17:27🔗 Caller Cooked or uncooked?

1:17:29🔗 Caller Cooked, but you cook it and then you drain the water and then you put the mild sauce in and mix it up because it lets you get away from the regular like oriental or salty flavors.

1:17:38🔗 Adam You know, it's a good cheap eating too, speaking of tacos, is you can go to, I used to go to Henry's Tacos and ask them for the broken shells because you got to figure 20% of them just snap. They give you the broken shells, they give you some taco sauce. You got a nice old meal going there.

1:17:55🔗 Caller No, it's like nachos.

1:17:56🔗 Caller Well, we actually kind of lucked out though because I worked at a Delicatessen also, so I would get all the leftover bagels and muffins and bring home salads and stuff.

1:18:06🔗 Adam Did everyone live together?

1:18:07🔗 Caller Yeah, it was pretty much most of us.

1:18:08🔗 Caller Three of us did and then the other two lived at home with the parents, which is awesome too. No, but it's just really, if you're really serious about doing it, buy a van and leave.

1:18:21🔗 Caller Get away and don't go home. Well, yeah. I mean, go ahead.

1:18:26🔗 Caller You reap what you sow, my friend. So long as, like don't, you're not going to have a life outside of the band, if that's what, if you're looking to do well, I think. And that, and you have to be extremely lucky.

1:18:43🔗 Caller I say build your local scene big and then move on to reach out to other people and you're going to spend a lot of money and you're going to be really mad. You're going to want to give up, but if you just keep doing it, something will happen.

1:18:55🔗 Adam I'm trying to think of the percentage. And I'm, no one's ever done this study, but I have a feeling it wouldn't be kind to the people that ask, which is the percentage of people that ask actors, comedians or band members how they become successful. I wonder if it's lower than the ones who don't ask and actually just go do something.

1:19:16🔗 Caller I've never asked anyone that.

1:19:18🔗 Adam No, you find the people, you tend to look, because first off there's no answer other than doing it. Just do it, and that's what everyone basically says. You saying build the local scene is actually good specific information.

1:19:30🔗 Caller Build your scene and then you move on.

1:19:33🔗 Adam Everyone's answer is just, you just go do it. The people that ask seem like the people that want a shortcut or a magic answer, and those don't seem like the people that are gonna put the time in.

1:19:42🔗 Drew Also they seem concerned somehow with the success part, not with the road, the music, whatever else that gets you. How do you become a great musician? No one ever calls and asks that question.

1:19:52🔗 Caller The success is just a benefit, you know what I mean? The beauty of it is actually loving the music, sleeping on the floors. You have to suffer a little bit to gain.

1:20:03🔗 Adam I think everyone who's successful would have done it anyway. The success part was secondary, I agree. You guys would have played music, whether it was just for your folks on the block or million people.

1:20:17🔗 Caller I'm extremely thankful for what we have right now, but my best memories of us struggling to get to where we are right now.

1:20:25🔗 Adam It's like the same with me and Drew. Remember when we just had those Campbell soup cans?

1:20:30🔗 Drew A little string?

1:20:31🔗 Adam Piece of yarn.

1:20:33🔗 Caller Oh, and you guys were sleeping in the garage?

1:20:36🔗 Drew Then we had the sort of our gang clubhouse.

1:20:38🔗 Caller We were in a tree house.

1:20:41🔗 Caller We had little cups of strings on them.

1:20:43🔗 Adam I'd do a thing where I'd put my hand over one ear.

1:20:47🔗 Drew Always on one side, yeah.

1:20:49🔗 Adam I had headphones made out of just a piece of coat hanger, fecal matter on each side. It was a bad call. Always the poop.

1:20:57🔗 Drew It was cow pie. Come on.

1:20:58🔗 Caller Yeah, well, hey.

1:21:00🔗 Adam Anyway, I'd do the whole Loveline thing. We'd take fake phone calls and everything. Awesome. That's my best friend.

1:21:06🔗 Caller So that's our advice.

1:21:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:21:08🔗 Caller Yes. Put fecal matter on your ears.

1:21:10🔗 Adam Lauren?

1:21:12🔗 Yeah.

1:21:12🔗 Adam You're 19?

1:21:14🔗 Caller Yeah. What's up? Actually, I was just having some questions about experiencing anal sex.

1:21:23🔗 Adam You've come to the right place.

1:21:25🔗 Caller What's your question?

1:21:26🔗 Adam We're your anal sex headquartered.

1:21:28🔗 Caller Yes, we are.

1:21:30🔗 Caller That's great.

1:21:31🔗 Drew What's your question?

1:21:32🔗 Caller Well, I was just wondering the dangers, how specific and how-

1:21:38🔗 Drew Why are you so interested in this?

1:21:40🔗 Caller Well, because I've been with my boyfriend now for almost three years.

1:21:45🔗 Drew I mean, she was 16, then 19. It's all old hat. Now, we got to get on something else. Yeah.

1:21:50🔗 Adam I was tired effing by 19.

1:21:52🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. Who is it? I mean, come on.

1:21:54🔗 Adam I moved on to-

1:21:55🔗 Caller It's the forbidden place.

1:21:56🔗 Adam Bottles. Yeah.

1:21:57🔗 Drew Well, that's what you got to do.

1:21:58🔗 Adam No.

1:21:58🔗 Caller All right.

1:21:58🔗 Adam So you want to have it. And all right, Drew, she's curious.

1:22:02🔗 Drew All right. And the dangers and risks are basically ripping and tearing.

1:22:07🔗 Adam It's your dad walking in and having a heart attack.

1:22:10🔗 Drew There is that as to family members becoming aware of your behavior and them being killed by, yes, them being sort of wounded mortally by this. And if you do have ripping or tearing, it can cause scarring and that's a real pain. You can cause prolapse later in life, hemorrhoids, fissures, fistulas, and abscesses. That's not an area that sort of takes care of itself.

1:22:31🔗 Caller Pink Sock.

1:22:32🔗 Caller But what I say, what I say, what I said, I got feelings for you.

1:22:35🔗 Caller Can I prolapse your anus?

1:22:39🔗 Adam That was Dr. Drew in a rare recording.

1:22:42🔗 Caller You're basically saying don't try it or?

1:22:44🔗 Drew I'm just saying, some people do it okay. But at 19, if you're needing that to feel arousal, there's something else going on.

1:22:54🔗 Adam No, he's been pushing for a year. That's all.

1:22:58🔗 Caller No, it's not even about that. It's just something that I wanted to try because it's something, why not?

1:23:06🔗 Adam Yeah, all right. I know, you make a very compelling point.

1:23:09🔗 Drew Yeah, very vivid, vivid point.

1:23:10🔗 Adam I'll tell you, you know what? You should...

1:23:12🔗 Caller You say that there's something else.

1:23:14🔗 Caller Are you pre-law?

1:23:15🔗 Adam Yeah. No, no, no, it's just because, you know...

1:23:18🔗 Drew It's because.

1:23:19🔗 Caller Why not?

1:23:21🔗 Caller All right. You say that she wants to do that because there's something else...

1:23:24🔗 Drew Not necessarily, but it's that she's so young that she's in a relationship and not getting anything out of it. Sometimes when people have high levels of physical abuse or sexual abuse in childhood, the arousal centers get sort of burned out and sort of feel arousal. They have to have a very intense experience.

1:23:41🔗 Caller Because when I was 19, I was trying to convince my girlfriend into having anal sex.

1:23:44🔗 Drew Guys do that all the time. That's a little bit different.

1:23:47🔗 Adam Lauren?

1:23:47🔗 Drew What's that, Lauren?

1:23:48🔗 Adam Anything?

1:23:49🔗 Caller Yeah, man, that's uncharted territory.

1:23:51🔗 Adam Any abuse? Anything Drew said ring true?

1:23:54🔗 Drew Physical abuse?

1:23:55🔗 Caller No, no. All right.

1:23:57🔗 Adam All right. Well, then, listen, loads of lube and godspeed.

1:24:01🔗 Drew There's no such thing as just horny, by the way.

1:24:03🔗 Caller Oh, come on, Drew.

1:24:05🔗 Adam Drew, what about you? You're just horny.

1:24:07🔗 Drew Drama survivor. Your passion.

1:24:08🔗 Caller Yeah, stop looking at me like that.

1:24:10🔗 Adam Drew, you're a man of exquisite passion, by the way. When is that passion going to dry up?

1:24:14🔗 Drew I know, it's crazy.

1:24:16🔗 Adam It's a bottomless pit of passion.

1:24:20🔗 Caller I'm sorry.

1:24:20🔗 Adam That was funny.

1:24:21🔗 Caller You are.

1:24:21🔗 Adam That's what you are. You're like, you know, they have like the bottomless salad bowl at the Sizzler or the bottomless iced tea.

1:24:31🔗 Caller He's a buffet of love.

1:24:32🔗 Adam That's what you are with passion. You have no bottom.

1:24:36🔗 Caller That's what it goes. Wow.

1:24:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:24:37🔗 Drew Talent.

1:24:38🔗 Adam No bottom to his passion. Let's take ourselves a little break, taking back Sunday in studio tonight. Lots of calls, lots of questions. And I got to say this, we have decent sized bands in here quite a bit and oftentimes don't garner too many questions. Yes, Drew?

1:24:53🔗 Drew That's right. But taking back Sunday is a different story.

1:24:56🔗 Adam It is a different story. And that's a that's a good sign. Yeah, that's good. That.

1:25:00🔗 Drew Thank you for calling.

1:25:01🔗 Adam Tip of the hat.

1:25:02🔗 Caller We like to talk about it.

1:25:04🔗 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:25:08🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:25:23🔗 Adam Like, hey, you're getting fast, Champ.

1:25:25🔗 Caller Oh, nice.

1:25:26🔗 Adam Oh, great. Great.

1:25:28🔗 Caller Right back at you.

1:25:29🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. It's the Loveline. How you guys doing, Champ?

1:25:32🔗 Caller Hey, Champ. What's doing, Champ?

1:25:33🔗 Adam Champ's in studio tonight. There you go, Champ. That's great. That's great. That's great. That's great. That's great. That's great.

1:25:40🔗 Caller Every time.

1:25:41🔗 Adam Got a little sweet varicose vein question. Hereditary, Drew, varicose veins.

1:25:48🔗 Drew In the legs, yeah.

1:25:51🔗 Caller Bill?

1:25:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:53🔗 Adam You're 25?

1:25:55🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm calling for Dr. Drew. I have a varicose vein in my penis.

1:26:00🔗 Adam Can you have one in your penis?

1:26:03🔗 Drew I'm not sure. There's something called the dorsal vein of the penis, which is a large vein that goes down the top that you're supposed to have.

1:26:10🔗 Caller No, it's on the right side. It's been verified by two doctors that it's a varicose vein.

1:26:17🔗 Adam Hold on a second. What is the definition of a varicose vein?

1:26:20🔗 Drew Basically, a vein whose valve isn't functioning. Normally, a vein is broken apart by valves, and the valves don't function for some reason, so the hydrostatic pressure, the force of gravity comes to bear on it, it causes the vein to pop up.

1:26:35🔗 Adam Force of gravity.

1:26:36🔗 Drew Usually, the force of gravity comes back and closes the valve. So there's only this much fluid, a tiny little bit of fluid in each segment, and that's not a big force.

1:26:45🔗 Adam Why do they protrude the way they protrude?

1:26:47🔗 Drew Because it's the force of gravity coming down. That's a pillar of fluid.

1:26:52🔗 Adam Now, what's the penis have? Have a vein where the blood goes in?

1:26:54🔗 Drew Yeah, several veins.

1:26:57🔗 Adam I only have the vein where the blood comes out of the penis. I don't have the one where the blood actually goes in.

1:27:02🔗 Drew Vein only goes, vein means coming out.

1:27:04🔗 Adam Oh, it does.

1:27:05🔗 Caller Okay, good, good.

1:27:06🔗 Adam All right, that's cool. So, artery means it's going in?

1:27:09🔗 Drew Right.

1:27:10🔗 Adam Really? Vein only means going out?

1:27:12🔗 Drew Vein means going towards the heart.

1:27:13🔗 Adam Going back?

1:27:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:27:15🔗 Adam Yeah, never even knew that. Bill?

1:27:18🔗 Caller Yeah, so I'm curious to know, is there, is this gonna happen again? Or, I mean, how does it happen in the first place?

1:27:27🔗 Drew Do you have it in your testing?

1:27:29🔗 Caller No.

1:27:29🔗 Adam It's a good look, by the way, chick stick, then.

1:27:32🔗 Drew And, I don't understand, I have trouble understanding how you could tell a varicose vein from just a large vein.

1:27:37🔗 Caller Well, it was never there before, and it happened after I was grinding, you know, grinding means with a girl.

1:27:44🔗 Caller Dry humping?

1:27:45🔗 Drew Yeah, you see, did you, is there a clot in the vein?

1:27:48🔗 Caller Grinding, hmm, I've never heard that term.

1:27:50🔗 Adam Drew's only been doing the show for 35 years, he's never heard grunge.

1:27:53🔗 Drew Is the vein clot?

1:27:55🔗 Caller It's not, I don't know what clot means.

1:27:57🔗 Drew It's not, is it hard, or is it like a rope? Is it hard or is it still soft?

1:28:01🔗 Caller It's ropey, yeah.

1:28:02🔗 Drew Yeah, sometimes you can get clotting in those veins, and that actually.

1:28:05🔗 Adam Well, he doesn't know what clot means.

1:28:07🔗 Drew If it turns into like, you know, like a scab, you know, you can clot inside the vein. It's like clog. Yeah, clogs, it just becomes a big clot. And that's probably what happened there, it's not a varicosity, it's probably just, you should see a urologist about that. Sometimes, actual varic, clusters of varicosities can develop in the, in the testicle, and that can be actually a sign of tumor higher up, you know, obstructing the venous return.

1:28:29🔗 Adam I don't like the temerity of his varicosity. But, but, but, you hurt me.

1:28:36🔗 Caller Yet again, I was told there would be no meth.

1:28:37🔗 Drew But if there's a clot in there, you do actually need to get some clotting studies on this, something called a protein S and protein C that can be predisposed to clotting and other, other clotting abnormalities that really can, can result in spontaneous clotting. They saw doctors. I don't know if they really got what was going on.

1:28:52🔗 Caller Oh, no, but he said he saw two different doctors. What, like after the doctor told that and you asked them the questions, they were like, I don't know, dude.

1:28:59🔗 Drew What kind of doctors were these?

1:29:01🔗 Caller One was a urologist and one was a primary care physician. All right. Well, here's the problem. Both said it was a varicose vein, but one said that I wouldn't have problems. Both said it was okay to have sex. One doctor said it was not okay to masturbate, and the other doctor said it is okay to have sex.

1:29:22🔗 Adam By the way, it's second opinion time when you get that not okay to masturbate.

1:29:25🔗 Drew Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1:29:27🔗 Caller That's why the-

1:29:27🔗 Adam I doubt the veracity of the veracity.

1:29:30🔗 Drew I agree with you. I would talk to the urologist and follow his direction, her direction, but I would also see it may be hematologist about the clotting, the potentially clotting abnormalities.

1:29:38🔗 Adam All right. Now that it's been an hour and a half. Yes. Engineer Chris, the grenade.

1:29:44🔗 Drew What's up?

1:29:45🔗 Adam What do you recall from that conversation?

1:29:47🔗 Drew Oh, dude, I don't know.

1:29:48🔗 Caller Now it's totally gone?

1:29:49🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:29:49🔗 Caller All right.

1:29:50🔗 Adam It's junior college at work.

1:29:51🔗 Caller That's your 10th job at work.

1:29:52🔗 Drew Oh, man.

1:29:54🔗 Caller It's all right.

1:29:54🔗 Adam I'm trying to shame him into quitting junior college and getting a real job.

1:29:58🔗 Drew I see.

1:29:59🔗 Caller Michelle? Yes?

1:30:01🔗 Adam You're 23?

1:30:03🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:30:04🔗 Adam What's up?

1:30:06🔗 Caller When I tried to master beat, I can't get myself there, aroused, anything.

1:30:13🔗 Adam Nothing. Never have?

1:30:16🔗 Caller No, I never have.

1:30:18🔗 Drew How about with a partner?

1:30:20🔗 Caller When a guy does it now, yes, but it took like four years before that even happened.

1:30:28🔗 Drew Are you on medication?

1:30:30🔗 Caller Now, not when I started having sex.

1:30:32🔗 Drew What are you taking now?

1:30:34🔗 Caller Zoloft.

1:30:35🔗 Adam That will slow you down.

1:30:36🔗 Drew Yeah, it can slow you down a bit. Quite a bit sometimes, really.

1:30:40🔗 Adam You're just taking a little while getting online. Unless there's some sort of horrible abuse or something we need to know about?

1:30:47🔗 Caller I was molested from the time I was two till I was seven.

1:30:50🔗 Adam Hold on. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

1:30:52🔗 Drew Who hasn't been? I mean, Michelle, does that then surprise you that you'd have problems with your sexuality? Don't you see that that hooks that up?

1:31:00🔗 Caller Well, see, my friends have been molested and they said they don't have that problem.

1:31:04🔗 Drew Well, some people when they get molested, it depends if there was pain or not when they're being molested, because there's pain sometimes you got to change.

1:31:09🔗 Adam Is there some sort of molestation playing community that you're living in?

1:31:12🔗 Drew No, man.

1:31:13🔗 Caller There's like a whole troop. They travel.

1:31:14🔗 Caller They're like, what's doing it?

1:31:15🔗 Adam All right. Who did this to you?

1:31:17🔗 Caller My uncle.

1:31:18🔗 Caller Beautiful.

1:31:20🔗 Drew A, it could be that it was a painful thing and you actually cause a dissociation from the sensory input from that part of your body. That does happen. B, sometimes people when they've been sexually abused go through a period of shutdown and then will be followed by a period of hypersexuality. They kind of go back and forth.

1:31:36🔗 Adam I catch them during the dormant phase.

1:31:37🔗 Drew But whatever, until you've had some treatment, all bets are off.

1:31:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Michelle, come on, baby. You got to get some help now.

1:31:44🔗 Caller Or wait, but she's on the-

1:31:45🔗 Caller Yeah, but that's not working. She needs more than that.

1:31:47🔗 Drew No, it sounds like you just went to a primary care doctor. You need to see somebody who's skilled in dealing with trauma survivors.

1:31:52🔗 Adam OK. Five years of two to seven-

1:31:55🔗 Drew Big time.

1:31:56🔗 Adam Uncle molesting you is that ain't going to be fixed with a little furniture wax. That's a big breakdown.

1:32:04🔗 Caller Has she confronted her uncle?

1:32:05🔗 Caller Yeah, what about your uncle?

1:32:06🔗 Adam Where is he?

1:32:07🔗 Drew That doesn't do anything.

1:32:08🔗 Adam Doesn't do anything.

1:32:08🔗 Drew That makes things worse, usually.

1:32:09🔗 Adam Yeah, but what's he doing anyway?

1:32:11🔗 Caller Eight years in jail after that and I haven't spoke to him since.

1:32:15🔗 Drew Good job. Well done.

1:32:16🔗 Adam I'm sure he was cured.

1:32:18🔗 Drew Yeah, those guys, they lose that.

1:32:20🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like you.

1:32:21🔗 Caller You love women, right?

1:32:23🔗 Adam But if someone sat you down in a concrete cage for eight years, you'd be done with women.

1:32:27🔗 Drew I'd be on the guys.

1:32:29🔗 Adam No, you'd just be done.

1:32:29🔗 Drew Oh, just be done, period. Okay.

1:32:31🔗 Adam Yeah, because you change sexually. Your proclivity changes when they lock you up. Makes sense.

1:32:36🔗 Drew Perfect.

1:32:36🔗 Adam Yeah, whatever you guys are into. Yeah.

1:32:38🔗 Drew Hey. Put you in a cage for a while. Put you in a cage for a while.

1:32:40🔗 Adam You get out, you forget all about it.

1:32:42🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:32:42🔗 Adam You don't want it anymore.

1:32:44🔗 Caller I've seen you giving me eyes all night here.

1:32:47🔗 Caller It's not gay if it's on the road.

1:32:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:49🔗 Adam That's right. Oh, that's a good point. That's a good point. It's really, it's like it's not gay if it's in prison and it's not gay if it's on the road.

1:32:56🔗 Caller Yeah. There you go. Because you gotta take, you gotta work with what you got, you know?

1:32:59🔗 Adam What goes on in the sleeper bus stays in the sleeper bus. Let's take ourselves a little break. Imagine you pulled the bus into prison. Then you have all the excuse you need. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. It's not a boring job to be punished. Oh, you're breathing. You're breathing in the smoke and dust. Yeah, but look at me now. That's what I got to say, everybody. All right, champs. Thanks for listening. Taking Back Sunday. Where you want to be? Name of the CD.

1:33:48🔗 Caller Yes. We have a new video out also for us at Phaser's Stun.

1:33:52🔗 Adam Look for that on MTV, right?

1:33:54🔗 Caller Yes.

1:33:54🔗 Adam All right. God bless. Taking Back Sunday. Thanks, guys. And until next time.

1:33:58🔗 Caller Thanks for having us.

1:33:59🔗 Caller You guys are awesome.

1:34:00🔗 Adam Until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:34:05🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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