Wednesday, April 20, 2005

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1:13🔗 Voiceover This is Loveline. With Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, Angie from The Apprentice. Thursday night, it's 9 o'clock NBC. She was escanned the week before last, right? Because Chris got it last week.

1:40🔗 Yes, he did.

1:41🔗 Adam Do you, first off, you have a rare distinction of being a guest on the show and representing a show that Drew has actually seen and watched and enjoyed.

1:51🔗 Drew And a reality show nonetheless.

1:53🔗 Adam And then, and the both of us, I mean, there's rarely anything we both watch together. I think this is-

1:59🔗 Drew Family Guy.

2:00🔗 Adam Family Guy and this.

2:02🔗 Drew And this.

2:03🔗 Adam Family Guy we watch simultaneously, but this we watch together. Do you understand?

2:08🔗 Drew Joined.

2:09🔗 Adam Joined. You understand?

2:10🔗 That's so touching. I'm so glad that I could bring the two of you together.

2:12🔗 Adam A man bridge between the two of us. A fleshy man bridge. The only thing linking.

2:16🔗 Yeah, baby.

2:17🔗 Adam The either side of the chasm.

2:19🔗 Drew One or the other.

2:20🔗 Adam Yes, either way. Odd, odd weeks, even weeks. That's how we work it. Angie and I know each other. I didn't even know, I watched the show and I didn't even remember that I knew Angie and that's how stupid I am. What's her name? The hot little Tamale came on here about a month and a half ago who, what the hell's her name?

2:42🔗 Audrey.

2:43🔗 Adam Audrey, yes, Audrey, the very beautiful yet unrealistic.

2:47🔗 Stunningly gorgeous.

2:48🔗 Adam The gorgeous yet unrealistic Audrey came in here, oh, is she a mess? Whoa, man, feisty fun.

2:57🔗 Feisty fun.

2:58🔗 Adam Feisty fun, but oh, there's issues there, baby.

3:01🔗 She's young, she's young.

3:02🔗 Adam Yeah, I was young too, I didn't have that many issues.

3:05🔗 Drew Man, you had issues.

3:06🔗 Adam I had issues, but not that many. But vivacious, beautiful, and young, what can you say?

3:13🔗 Drew She got mad when I tried to crack her on some of those issues a little bit.

3:15🔗 Adam Well, I mean, here's the thing, you can't come on this show and say that you slept in a car and your dad's in jail and not expect us to do a little probing.

3:25🔗 Caller A little searching there.

3:27🔗 Adam And we know that means, like, here's what we hear all night. I was abused, I was molested, my dad's in jail, I'm fine.

3:35🔗 Drew Let's go, let's get on with it.

3:36🔗 Caller But I've worked through it.

3:37🔗 Adam I've worked through it.

3:38🔗 Drew It used to be a problem, now I'm great.

3:40🔗 Adam Yeah, that's when I was 14. I'm 17 now, it's all behind me. Yeah, oh yeah, we know it all work out. Angie, let's see. I'm trying to think when we met. I mean, it could have been 15 years ago, could have been 12 years ago, maybe 13, 14 years ago. We should pick-

3:59🔗 Caller It was Todd. Todd.

4:01🔗 Adam Now, that's the other thing too, because Audrey said Angie knows you and she knows you through Todd, and Todd is Angie's old boyfriend who's, as I recall, Drew, you're allergic to- To Angie?

4:14🔗 To Angie.

4:16🔗 Drew Crazy.

4:16🔗 Caller Allergic to me.

4:19🔗 Adam We figured out that Angie's old boyfriend was a good friend of mine way back.

4:23🔗 Drew A good friend?

4:24🔗 Adam Yeah, back in the day.

4:25🔗 Caller I don't think they ever did the man bridge, though.

4:27🔗 Adam Oh, we did not do-

4:28🔗 Caller Don't feel-

4:30🔗 Drew I beg your pardon. He's told me- He's told me all of his previous partners. Now, how dare you?

4:34🔗 Adam We did an oral man bridge, Drew, that I didn't feel was your main outcome.

4:38🔗 Drew I'm hurt and I'm feeling a little funny about this.

4:41🔗 Adam Okay, let's-

4:42🔗 Caller An awkward moment.

4:42🔗 Drew We'll let that go.

4:43🔗 Adam It's getting weird, Adam. We'll man bridge during the break and make it all better. I'll suck all the venom out of you with my bridge.

4:51🔗 Caller Oh, it's getting more and more exciting here.

4:53🔗 Adam Yeah, and we also call it-

4:55🔗 Caller By the minute, we just started.

4:56🔗 Adam We also call it in-flight fueling. You know what I'm saying, Drew? Yeah. All right. So Angie, Angie and I hadn't seen you. Of course, I was a civilian when I saw Angie last. She knew I had amazing potential, but had no idea the heights I would climb to.

5:14🔗 Caller Absolutely.

5:14🔗 Adam Making beat off jokes all night for a 13 year old. She had no idea.

5:18🔗 Caller No, I'm impressed though. I have to say, Adam, that you're actually being paid for it. It's the same Adam from 12 years ago, but now he's making money. It's not just a drunken bar room conversation. It's live radio.

5:30🔗 Adam All new stuff, Emile. Angie, so here's the thing. I love The Apprentice. Drew and I, like I said, are devotees of the show. I love all the Mark Burnett stuff. I just do. I like the contender. I like Survivor. He puts his stink on it. It's enjoyable. I thought you were great on the show. Let's see. Last week's challenge was the Pontiac Challenge. Your challenge was which challenge?

5:58🔗 Caller Wearable technology. American Eagle, the laptop in the hoodie.

6:03🔗 Adam That's right.

6:05🔗 Drew My favorite with Angela is when they made the hotel. Yeah. She pulled over in the van and went, what the hell's going on?

6:12🔗 Adam Yeah. New toilets. Give me a break. Yeah. Do you feel, now you were the team leader on that challenge.

6:21🔗 Caller Nescafé? No, no, no. I wasn't.

6:23🔗 Adam Oh, you weren't on the on the wearable.

6:25🔗 Caller No, I was not the project manager. That was Alex.

6:28🔗 Adam You got railroaded. Yeah. Yeah.

6:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

6:30🔗 Adam That's the only thing about the show. I don't really understand sometimes is the the team fails. The the team leader doesn't always get the brunt of the whatever. But Angie wasn't really. Angie forgot something or, you know, you know what it is. I'll tell you what it is. Here's what it seemed like to me. Angie is one of these people. Drew, you know this well. That's why you're resentful. And I'm the same way too. Angie is one of these people that gets a lot of stuff done. Yeah. So every every old roads lead to Angie. Everything gets dumped in her lap. You you wrangle the models, you design the this, you make sure that and then when you fall short on one of them, it's your fault. Right. Meanwhile, all anyone else was doing was delegating things to you.

7:09🔗 Caller Right.

7:10🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

7:11🔗 Drew Yes, I feel your pain.

7:13🔗 Adam You feel that's what happened in a couple weeks back?

7:16🔗 Caller Absolutely. But you know, yeah, you're not fair. It's who I am. I take on responsibility. I did learn a lesson though. You know, there was a couple of times in that task that I said to Alex, no, have him do it. I gotta work on this presentation or I've got to finish what I'm doing right now. And Alex wouldn't have any part of it. And I think I got a little carried away or my take on it is my ego got in the way of fine. I can handle it. I can do it. I can do it all. The reality is I can't do it all. And I think I showed that on national television going American.

7:49🔗 Adam Well, this is, you know, we're glad to see Chris go last week, a little bit.

7:54🔗 Caller Yeah, no, you know what? I would have been much happier to see Chris go the week I went. That would have been fair. I actually watched when I watched the last week's episode. I thought Alex should have been fine. Actually, I didn't think Chris should have been fired. Even though Chris is a disaster and you got to love him. He's the son you wish you never had and all that. His heart's in it. He's a good kid.

8:16🔗 He's 21.

8:17🔗 Adam Seven failures in a row.

8:19🔗 Caller He's a train wreck.

8:19🔗 Adam If it's not his fault, then he's cursed. Either way, he's got to go.

8:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:24🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

8:25🔗 Caller He should have gone months ago.

8:28🔗 Adam Angie, are you now... Well, obviously, how does it work now? You can show your face around where you were sequestered before.

8:38🔗 Caller Right. You cannot be seen in public until while you're still on the show. You cannot be seen in public.

8:44🔗 Adam So what could you do? I mean, Audrey said you guys were in put up at a hotel. You guys had activities and things. Right.

8:52🔗 Drew But from the moment it is filmed until the moment you kicked off on air?

8:56🔗 Caller No, no, no.

8:57🔗 Drew No, while you're being filmed, you're sequestered.

8:59🔗 Caller While it's being filmed, you're sequestered. And then after when the show starts in January, you're not allowed to make public appearances with film, press and radio. Now I'm Duke Cabaret and I'm a singer. And I talked to... I'm a professional singer.

9:26🔗 Adam That's me.

9:27🔗 Drew Oh, I heard you being...

9:28🔗 Sell it, sell it, baby.

9:29🔗 Adam Oh, I will.

9:31🔗 Caller Yeah, you can't do public appearances. I was invited to charity events and things like that.

9:36🔗 Drew But it's not like you can't go to Starbucks. You can go to the grocery store.

9:39🔗 Caller You can go to Starbucks, you know.

9:40🔗 Adam But then after you're officially voted off or fired, bring it on, you can go do what you like.

9:48🔗 Drew Do you make the rounds and all that stuff?

9:49🔗 Caller Absolutely, yeah. Did the Today Show, Dennis Miller loved that. Excess Hollywood, all those Tony Dancers.

9:56🔗 Adam He had a good time on that.

9:57🔗 Caller Yeah, it was great.

9:58🔗 Adam I liked Dennis Miller too.

9:59🔗 Caller I loved Dennis Miller, and he loved me. He's a big fan of the show. He loved me on the show.

10:04🔗 Adam He, yeah, he gets a little, he gets bad rap sometimes, I think.

10:08🔗 Drew Really?

10:08🔗 Adam Oh, you don't know that?

10:09🔗 Drew No. Well, he's a good guy.

10:11🔗 Adam Wow.

10:12🔗 Drew No, he is.

10:13🔗 Adam What do you know? He likes this show. That's why he's a good guy.

10:15🔗 Drew I've been on his show a bunch of times, and he's been very, I know. He's a lot, I gotta be honest, he's a lot like you as it comes to, as it pertains to the show. He's very intolerant of BS.

10:25🔗 Adam Oh, really?

10:26🔗 Drew Yeah, and that's fine.

10:28🔗 Adam I show up at 9.59 in 21 seconds.

10:32🔗 Drew No, but I remember in TV, if stuff was not sort of moving along.

10:36🔗 Adam Yeah, I like him. No, here's what I'm saying about Dennis Miller. He has not the world's greatest reputation as being a nice guy or a good guy by people who have worked with him, and is not beloved amongst fellow comedians. And I, but I think respect it. Yes. And I have no, you know, there's a few guys that are out there that are like this, but I've done the guy show a couple of times, and it was fast, it was fun, it was easy, and I enjoyed it, and I've talked to him a few times. It's always been enjoyable. So I don't know. But on the other hand, I'm not calling these other people liars. I'm sure you got to do something to earn it. You know what I'm saying?

11:19🔗 Caller Yeah, but I think people like you and Dennis Miller, you've got your face on the show, and it's your reputation on the line.

11:29🔗 Adam Yeah.

11:30🔗 Caller I think you're going to be demanding. I think it's a different thing.

11:32🔗 Adam I've said that many times.

11:33🔗 Caller Well, I think it's a different thing than somebody who works behind the scenes or whatever.

11:36🔗 Drew Don't touch the cash register.

11:38🔗 Adam Just point at my face.

11:40🔗 Caller A face like that.

11:42🔗 Adam Wow. So painful. All right.

11:45🔗 Drew Here we go.

11:45🔗 Adam Sabrina?

11:46🔗 Hi.

11:47🔗 Adam You're 25?

11:49🔗 Caller Yes.

11:49🔗 Adam What's up?

11:51🔗 Caller Well, I would have to put out that I have a very wild imagination, but I've always had a problem with actually doing that nasty things. I guess what people would consider dirty things. But yet in my head, I just love and lust to want to do those things.

12:16🔗 Adam What things?

12:18🔗 Caller Well, I guess being with, if anybody hits on me or anything, it's just like, yeah, try something. I'll say, no, but please do it, you know.

12:31🔗 Drew Yes, you're one of those people who likes to be swept away. Somebody has to make it okay for you to do things because it's outside of your control.

12:38🔗 Adam But you don't, do you do anything with these people?

12:40🔗 Caller No, no, I don't.

12:42🔗 Drew If you put up such a fight, no one has sort of broken through that.

12:45🔗 Caller Yeah, and I've even gotten attracted to girls and stuff.

12:50🔗 Adam Yeah, but you don't do anything.

12:52🔗 Drew A lot of this, here's what this all means to me, is that there's an internal split. There's a good Sabrina and a bad Sabrina. The sexual part is a bad Sabrina, and you'll have nothing to do with that, but you sure as hell want somebody else to bring it out. And so you need to have a bad guy to bring out the bad Sabrina, and I bet you have a history of doing that kind of thing.

13:10🔗 Adam Drew has two sides. He's got the boring side.

13:13🔗 Drew More boring. It's stultifying.

13:15🔗 Adam Stultifying, boring. Yeah, it's boring, medium boring, and it's like super boring.

13:21🔗 Drew Coma.

13:21🔗 Adam And then there's coma.

13:23🔗 Caller You know what I think, Sabrina, too. I think society tells women that it's not OK to enjoy sex or to have a bad side. And it is. It is OK.

13:32🔗 Drew But wait a minute. But in what world is that? I mean, every women's magazine, every, they all, but no, everywhere you look, it's women need to do all these crazy things. It's all you see everywhere.

13:41🔗 Caller Right.

13:42🔗 Drew We left behind.

13:42🔗 Caller There's an underground, Dr. Drew.

13:44🔗 Drew 40 years ago, we left behind this thing that women shouldn't.

13:47🔗 Adam All right. Here's a good point. Yes, I'm going to agree with my colleague, Angie. Yes.

13:52🔗 Drew, you're out.

13:54🔗 Adam No, here's the thing. Drew and I have the same opinion. We share the same opinion here, which is everyone says society says, there's a lot of society, like society is trying to keep the black man down. Society doesn't want this man to have success. Society, first off, I know society is always just white males between 18 and 56. But first off, I don't know who that society is, number one. Number two, we don't have a vested interest in really keeping anyone down so much because we're not so interested. We're off doing our own thing and trying to make our own stuff. But I don't think society wants to keep women down. I think women feel weird. And I think it's woman on woman crime. I think what happens is there's five women. They go out to a club. One of them goes home with a guy and makes it with them in their apartment, their hotel in Vegas. And the other four turn on her at breakfast the next day. And they shun. What a whore. Now the guy ain't complaining about it. And society ain't complaining about it. It's her four girlfriends.

14:59🔗 Drew And actually sociological studies have shown this over and again that the so-called double standard that women complain about is initiated by men. Men make note of it, but it's sustained by women.

15:10🔗 Adam Right. And so women always say society or males are uncomfortable or intimidated by our sexuality or whatever. It's really their peers, I think, who turn on them.

15:20🔗 Drew And chimpanzee pods behave in the same way. They do. When there's a wayward female, all the other females turn their back. They actually shun physically when there's a wayward...

15:32🔗 Adam These are pods of chimpanzees?

15:33🔗 Caller Chimpanzee pods.

15:34🔗 Adam Well, there's like pods of whales. Yeah.

15:37🔗 Drew That word just came out, I imagine. The mayor went up and used Ryan.

15:40🔗 Adam You know, we ought to...

15:41🔗 Caller Bunches and bunches of chimpanzees.

15:42🔗 Adam We're going to get back to this, but this whole thing with like, well, there's a calf and this one has a cub and this one has a pod and this one has a gaggle and this one has a gander and that one has a flock. Let's just figure out one thing. A bunch.

15:55🔗 Caller I like pod. Let's stay with pod.

15:57🔗 Adam A group. A good group. A group or bunch pod. Let's just figure out the one thing. And it would be same thing for geese as it would be for catfish and it would be for bears. And then let's go with cub. Because I'll tell you what, kid was better.

16:10🔗 Drew I like, kid is weird.

16:12🔗 Adam I'll tell you why. Because I don't want to eat kid. I do want to eat cub.

16:17🔗 Caller You do? You want to eat cub?

16:18🔗 Adam I'd eat some cub over some.

16:19🔗 Drew But not puppy.

16:20🔗 Adam Not puppy. I don't want to eat any puppy. I don't want to eat pounded.

16:23🔗 Drew No kitten, no cub, puppy.

16:24🔗 Adam I don't want to eat pounded puppy cutlet.

16:26🔗 Drew Duckling.

16:28🔗 Adam I'll have some pounded cub.

16:30🔗 That was all right.

16:32🔗 Adam Let's just pick one because it gets tough when you start getting into wails and moves and stuff like that.

16:37🔗 Drew What were we talking about?

16:38🔗 Caller We didn't do Pac.

16:39🔗 Well, now there's a difference.

16:40🔗 Caller We're talking about Sabrina and her dirty thoughts. There's a difference between promiscuity and being in a relationship with somebody you trust and doing kinky fun, working out fantasies and things.

16:53🔗 Adam That's what my buddy Todd was doing on Angie 13 years ago. Believe you me, those apartment walls are paper thin. Paper thin. Yeah.

17:02🔗 Drew What did you hear?

17:04🔗 Adam What didn't I hear? That's really, that's really, that should be a faster answer if you just ask me what I didn't hear. Did you hear kids or cubs? I was attempted cub making.

17:14🔗 Drew Okay. Good stuff. Good time. But Sabrina is really typical of a trauma survivor though. Where they get this internal split with the good and the bad, and then they can't get at the bad list or with a bad person.

17:24🔗 Adam Sabrina?

17:24🔗 Drew They can't connect the two up so they can experience it.

17:27🔗 Adam Do you ever get abused?

17:30🔗 Caller Well, I've had some people get maybe a little too close to me. Nobody in there like actual family. You know, the close family, the knit family.

17:42🔗 Drew Family of origin you're talking about.

17:44🔗 Adam You sound frazzled. You sound sort of like you don't know yourself very well.

17:48🔗 Drew A survivor.

17:49🔗 Caller No, no. I've never really had an orgasm so the last thing for me is very, very much a part of wanting it.

17:59🔗 Drew Oh yeah? Oh, you were counting. You were counting.

18:01🔗 Adam I couldn't miss it. Very healthy.

18:02🔗 Drew Instead of sheep, you're just counting.

18:04🔗 Adam I couldn't miss it.

18:04🔗 Drew Counting.

18:05🔗 Adam Paper thin walls. Paper thin. Is it really? Between what was good, the debauchery in the next room and me, it's just like a snare drum thickness.

18:13🔗 Caller Sorry, Sabrina, what were you saying, honey?

18:15🔗 Adam Yeah, pow. Rim shot after rim shot. Endless. Bottomless. All right, Sabrina, get some therapy.

18:25🔗 Drew Did somebody touch you inappropriately or something when you were a kid?

18:28🔗 Caller Well, for one of my birthdays, somebody gave me a really long, long kiss that was completely inappropriate, but I felt that, and I've had a doctor do something.

18:38🔗 Adam No, all right, now there's something.

18:40🔗 Drew When you were like eight years old, what happened?

18:43🔗 Caller No, I don't think it was, I don't think it was.

18:45🔗 Adam Hold on, I'm getting back. Look, for my birthday, somebody gave me a long, long kiss that was inappropriate.

18:50🔗 Drew Already freaked out, she's already freaked out.

18:52🔗 Adam She's already freaked out. I had a doctor who.

18:54🔗 Drew Already freaked out.

18:55🔗 Adam Right.

18:56🔗 Drew Yeah.

18:57🔗 Adam Well, first of all, well.

18:58🔗 Caller How can you do that? That's amazing that you guys have been doing this for a long time, I know.

19:02🔗 Adam Well, molesters molest. They don't give girls extra long kisses, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's her interpretation. Something's wrong. All right, Sabrina. What's wrong before that?

19:12🔗 Caller You know, I want I want. OK, first of all, I want to have an orgasm.

19:16🔗 Adam What did the doctor do? No, no, but I'm curious. I'm just curious what you think the doctor did to you.

19:20🔗 Caller Well, no, I know what he did. He was rubbing up against me when he thought he was. I was under anesthesia really well. And then when I was done, I looked across the room and he was adjusting his pants. So I know exactly what happened. But I didn't want to say anything because I was too embarrassed.

19:39🔗 Adam He had intercourse with you?

19:41🔗 Caller No, no, he was just rubbing himself up against me.

19:48🔗 Adam What procedure were you undergoing?

19:50🔗 Caller Actually, funny, I was getting a wisdom tooth pulled and stuff. And so I knew exactly what was going on, but I don't know. Oh, no, 110 percent. And then I just felt dirty about it, you know, and stuff, but I just, I love it when men come on to me and I love it.

20:07🔗 Adam That's a very sexually charged situation, you know, when you have teeth pulled.

20:10🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, because I can't have an orgasm.

20:11🔗 Adam By the way, is it possible to yank, you know, an impacted molar from somebody's mouth without your chest or groin or whatever going up against their elbow or their shoulder?

20:23🔗 Drew Impossible.

20:24🔗 Adam Rubbing up against me. And then he saw him, of course, he was just in his pants. I mean, but these are the kind of people that bring lawsuits against against people all the time.

20:35🔗 Drew These are the kinds of people that do that.

20:36🔗 Adam All right. Sabrina. Yeah. You're the dentist in molest you. You're not hot enough. I'm sorry. Now, look, get some therapy. Would you please? You're a mess. Well, you get some therapy. Don't worry about your orgasm. There's something cooking in you.

20:52🔗 Drew Big time.

20:54🔗 Adam There is something brewing. Go get some therapy.

20:56🔗 Drew Therapy is for the for losers.

20:58🔗 Adam Thank you, Drew.

20:59🔗 Drew I did not say that.

21:00🔗 Adam Well, it sure sounds like you did.

21:02🔗 All right.

21:03🔗 Adam Look, everybody, we don't have enough time to specifically figure out what's up. Something's up. Our spidey sense is tingling. Go get some therapy.

21:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

21:11🔗 Adam All right.

21:12🔗 Drew For sure. And Sabrina's an assessment. The fact that you can't have a relationship and all that stuff, it's all bad times.

21:17🔗 Adam Wisdom.

21:18🔗 Drew I think when you find out what her family origin was like, it'd be major chaos.

21:21🔗 Caller And she's young. She's 25. She's got a lot of living to do.

21:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

21:24🔗 Drew 25 never had a relationship.

21:28🔗 Adam Yes, sir. Oh. I'm picturing Sabrina over there. Believe me, that dentist is... He could find better rub, I guess. There's something going on. I know it. Jason?

21:39🔗 Yes, sir.

21:40🔗 Adam You're 25.

21:41🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

21:42🔗 Adam What's up?

21:43🔗 Caller I just got married on April 3rd, and everything is going really well. But the wife still won't return the favor when it comes to oral sex.

21:53🔗 Drew How come?

21:55🔗 Caller Pardon me?

21:56🔗 Drew Why not?

21:57🔗 Caller I couldn't tell you.

21:59🔗 Drew What does she tell you?

22:01🔗 She doesn't know.

22:02🔗 Caller She acts kind of shy about it.

22:04🔗 Caller She kind of gets frustrated when I mention it.

22:08🔗 Caller Was she returning the favor beforehand?

22:10🔗 Drew Either this is bogus or you never mentioned it to her.

22:14🔗 No, I've mentioned to her several times.

22:15🔗 Drew And what does she say?

22:16🔗 Caller As a matter of fact, we're on our honeymoon and I brought it up a couple of times.

22:20🔗 Drew And what does she say?

22:22🔗 Caller She says, just give her time and she's never done it before. She doesn't really know how to do it and she doesn't know how to jump into it.

22:29🔗 Drew All right, that's fair enough. That's fair enough.

22:32🔗 Adam Not really.

22:32🔗 Drew No, it's fair enough.

22:33🔗 Adam It's an answer.

22:34🔗 Drew It's an answer. The fact is though, some people just really get overwhelmed and don't like that for whatever reason. Some people had something happen to them. Somebody forced them to do something when they were a kid and they just are traumatized by it and have flashbacks when they try to do that kind of thing.

22:48🔗 Adam Yeah, there's a certain percentage of society that's just not into certain things, no matter what they are. And that's it. You may have just rolled the dice and came up snake eyes with this. On the other hand...

23:00🔗 Drew She's leaving the door open. She said, give me time. Let's try to work it out.

23:03🔗 Adam Well, they're on their honeymoon. What's she going to say? F off for the next 55 years?

23:07🔗 Drew Might as well say it then.

23:08🔗 Adam Drew heard it. Why not you? Yeah, but you also may have got in a trauma survivor. Because you're calling the show, we're going on trauma survivor. So where's her dad? Does she know him? How's that work?

23:22🔗 She's extremely close to her dad.

23:23🔗 Caller She comes from a really good background. She's a real innocent chick.

23:27🔗 Drew Well, just ask her, Jason, if she ever saw something that bothered her or if somebody made her do something along those lines that troubled her. And if the answer is no, then kind of bring her along. Give her some time and work this out. All right.

23:39🔗 Caller I will appreciate the advice.

23:41🔗 All right.

23:42🔗 Adam That's it.

23:42🔗 Drew Let's go to break.

23:44🔗 Adam Does she sleep with her mouth open?

23:46🔗 Drew No, stop.

23:47🔗 Oh my God.

23:48🔗 Drew You tried that with me too. Is that what that was about?

23:51🔗 Caller That's that man bridge again.

23:52🔗 Adam You know.

23:54🔗 Drew He said he fell. He slipped in the bathroom. I thought it was funny. The bathroom was 18 feet away.

24:02🔗 Adam 18 feet away. Yeah. Angie's here tonight from The Apprentice, a dear old friend I forgot about. I didn't even know she was on the show. I was a fan. And then I realized, you know each other. We'll take ourselves a quick break. The Apprentice on Thursday night, it's 9 o'clock, NBC by the way. And we'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody. Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. True. Angie is here tonight from The Apprentice. I met her long before there was reality TV.

25:03🔗 Caller I love the applause. But you probably knew that, didn't you, Dr. Drew?

25:07🔗 Adam This show was, well, she's a cabaret singer.

25:09🔗 There you go.

25:11🔗 Adam What do you got for us? You got a little cabaret for us?

25:13🔗 Caller What does that tell you?

25:14🔗 Drew Back in the day, was Adam your sort of Joel Gray when he could show up there with you?

25:17🔗 Caller Yes. Actually, he was. As he was saying, he was my Joel Gray to my life.

25:21🔗 Adam A little mascara on and a derby.

25:25🔗 Drew I kind of saw you in like a tails with those little hip high leggings.

25:28🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean like, oh, with tails. Yeah, yeah. And my capesios, dance shoes. Cause let me tell you something, Drew.

25:35🔗 Drew Gotta dance.

25:36🔗 Adam The only time I feel free is when I'm dancing.

25:38🔗 Drew Of course.

25:39🔗 Adam I like to punch anyone who ever said, the only time I ever, I just like to hit them in the face.

25:45🔗 Drew Whatever they say, whatever follows.

25:46🔗 Adam When I hear feel free, there was something about every movie from the 80s where someone had to explain to someone, man, you don't know what it's like to be out there on that motorcycle, man. Man, when I'm behind the wheel of that car, man, this is the only time I feel free. I'm alive. I'm alive. So it doesn't feel alive. Weird blowhardy, super important.

26:05🔗 Drew Those guys all became our current day blowhards.

26:08🔗 Adam Yeah. Yep. Yep. There were A-holes just 20 years ago. Now they've made a smooth transition into blowhardy.

26:15🔗 Caller Blowhards.

26:16🔗 Adam Here's what you got. Yesterday's A-hole is today's blowhard. Because it's hard to be a blowhard when you're skinny in 24.

26:24🔗 Drew Right, just an A-hole.

26:25🔗 Adam You're just an A-hole. Way do you get in your 40s, your hair thins out a little, and you get a little spare tire around your belly.

26:30🔗 Caller A couple DUIs under your belt.

26:31🔗 Adam Now you're a blowhard.

26:32🔗 Drew Did you go from cocky to blowhard?

26:35🔗 Adam Yeah, you could go from cocky.

26:36🔗 Drew You could go. Not necessarily.

26:38🔗 Adam Cocky to blowhard, too. Yeah, although the cocky, you go. That's more of like.

26:43🔗 Drew Cocky to criminal.

26:44🔗 Adam Nah, it's just more like smart ass or something. Or maybe even bitchy as you get older. Maybe cocky gets complainy or something like that. All right, where are we, Drew?

26:54🔗 Drew Here we go.

26:54🔗 Adam Used a vacuum pump on his peeneye. Chris?

26:58🔗 Caller Who hasn't?

26:59🔗 Adam 27? Let me tell you what I heard come from the next room. You're in like a slaughterhouse.

27:08🔗 Screams.

27:10🔗 Drew Well, they were next door to you?

27:12🔗 No.

27:12🔗 Drew They actually were?

27:14🔗 Caller We were not.

27:15🔗 Adam Angie and her boyfriend who is a friend of, they're in the same apartment or condo or something of a friend of mine from the old comedy troupe.

27:25🔗 Drew I see. Did you stay the night there?

27:28🔗 Adam It didn't happen a time or two.

27:29🔗 Drew It was a female event.

27:33🔗 Caller Katie. I heard some noises too.

27:37🔗 Adam Chris, how dare you?

27:38🔗 Drew It was Adam Farting.

27:41🔗 Adam It was crying. I think it was crying.

27:43🔗 Drew They're laughing maniacally.

27:44🔗 Adam It's fair, man. Chris?

27:47🔗 Caller Yes.

27:48🔗 Adam 27. All right. Go ahead.

27:50🔗 Caller All right. I was wondering if there's any possibility of permanent damage from using a vacuum pump.

27:59🔗 Drew I guess there's a possibility. You can rupture the corpus bodies within the penis that swell to cause erection.

28:06🔗 Adam Really?

28:07🔗 Drew You can tear them and rupture them and things.

28:08🔗 Adam The ones that are made for your penis?

28:10🔗 Drew Typically not.

28:10🔗 Adam They probably don't produce enough in the PSI department.

28:13🔗 Caller Right.

28:13🔗 Drew I'm saying it's not like if you use it properly. But if something, I don't know.

28:16🔗 Adam You better get a shop vac.

28:17🔗 Caller A shop vac. I was going to say.

28:18🔗 Adam Yeah.

28:19🔗 Drew What's the problem? What's going on?

28:20🔗 Adam It's the reducer, of course. Yeah?

28:23🔗 Drew Chris?

28:24🔗 Caller Pardon me?

28:24🔗 Drew What's the problem?

28:26🔗 Caller Well, I don't know. I just kind of frequently find it as a hobby, almost.

28:32🔗 Adam Well, what kind of device are you using?

28:37🔗 Caller It's actually a vacuum thing that you use on a car.

28:41🔗 Drew Uh-oh.

28:42🔗 Adam But it's not those change operated ones at the coin house.

28:46🔗 Drew That's what I was on.

28:47🔗 Adam The car wash, is it?

28:48🔗 At the gas station in the coin house.

28:50🔗 Caller No, the one you buy at the auto parts.

28:53🔗 Adam Oh, okay. And is it, doesn't plug into your cigarette lighter in your car, does it?

28:57🔗 Caller No, no, it's hand operated.

29:00🔗 Adam Uh-huh. Well, let's see. Now, that's not meant for the penis. Yeah. That's, that's...

29:06🔗 Drew All right, Chris, whatever. If you put it in a light socket, you'll hurt yourself.

29:10🔗 Adam Chris, you're 27. You better pray this is a bogus phone call. I rarely say this, but...

29:16🔗 Drew We're praying for you.

29:17🔗 Adam We're praying for you that this is a horrible bogus phone call or you're just 27 living in Pittsburgh and putting a car vacuum on your nards every night.

29:26🔗 Caller Have you met Sabrina, Chris?

29:30🔗 Adam All right, don't, don't do it. Okay.

29:33🔗 Drew Yeah, use common sense.

29:34🔗 Adam Yes, it's BS, of course.

29:36🔗 Drew I was just thinking about Angie and the man thing. I bet she'd appreciate your point of view on rape, too.

29:42🔗 Adam No, no, I have to organically get into that. I can't be, I can't be pushed into it.

29:47🔗 Drew Just ask him sometime about rape.

29:50🔗 Adam I'm like a cat.

29:50🔗 Caller Organically ask him about it.

29:52🔗 Adam I'm like a cat when it comes to my comedy.

29:53🔗 Drew I know, we have to like rub you slowly.

29:55🔗 Adam No, I jump on your lap. You don't chase me around a house and tell me it's time to cuddle. Okay? I'm just not in the mood. I'm going to go up on the refrigerator.

30:05🔗 Drew See you guys later.

30:07🔗 Adam You know, refrigerator used to be the refuge for the cat. Now, many houses, the things built in or it's kind of flushed in or the cabinets come around, it used to be a nice place, that top of the fridge.

30:18🔗 Drew Kind of warm and stuff.

30:19🔗 Adam Cat could hang out up there. You could hide junk up there if you didn't want the kids getting to it. You know, the top of the fridge was a nice little stash. No more. It's all cabinets and Sub-Zeros and all that stuff.

30:31🔗 Drew If we have one of those in our garage, I'll put a bunch of stuff up there.

30:33🔗 Adam Oh, you get stuff on top of the fridge.

30:34🔗 Drew There you go.

30:37🔗 Adam It's good to hide stuff from kids on top of the fridge because they're only interested in what's in the fridge, they're not interested in what's in the fridge. Obviously, they can't see it, but they have no motivation to get up there.

30:46🔗 Drew Why is it the top of the fridge gets dirtier than any other surface in the house? What's up with that? Every insect collects there, every dust money.

30:54🔗 Adam I don't know. Mine looks like the grill of a long haul Mack truck.

30:59🔗 Drew That's been on the road for six months.

31:01🔗 Adam We got like dead seagulls up there.

31:02🔗 Drew Got the same. Yeah.

31:04🔗 Adam Road kill. There's parts. There's hooker parts up there.

31:08🔗 Drew I don't have hooker parts.

31:08🔗 Adam I shine the purple CSI woods light up there. There's semen, pentagram and semen up there.

31:14🔗 Drew I injured my retina with that.

31:16🔗 Angie McKnight Yeah.

31:18🔗 Adam It's nothing but just semen.

31:22🔗 Caller The pentagram of semen.

31:24🔗 Angie McKnight Yeah.

31:24🔗 Adam I hate that.

31:25🔗 Caller I hate it when that happens.

31:26🔗 Adam Well, then don't shine the woods light up there.

31:29🔗 Drew Or just don't invite Adam over.

31:30🔗 Adam It's a disaster. Yeah. I don't know. Also with the refrigerators, the coils, everything. Refrigerators attract a lot of filth for a place you keep the food. Yeah.

31:38🔗 Angie McKnight You know what I mean?

31:40🔗 Adam Meanwhile, you don't hear anything coming out of the blender. It just sits there waiting to be used respectfully, respectfully, not speaking, not speaking until spoken to.

31:49🔗 Caller Sits next to the toaster happy.

31:51🔗 Adam And it's giving you options. What do you want? Puree? I'll do it. I'll puree something. I'll blend it. I'll mix it. What do you need? Chop? Dice? Crush? I'll do whatever. I'll churn. What is it? It's got 28 speeds. What do you like?

32:03🔗 Drew All that was invented by Larry Tay. Everyone was like, she'll watch.

32:06🔗 Adam I just don't like that. It's like, well, there's mix, there's blend, there's puree, there's chop. Like any of them have any significance over it? Like somehow chop is faster than puree or how's it work?

32:19🔗 Caller No, nothing happens.

32:20🔗 Adam You just go up. It's just up to scale.

32:24🔗 Drew Yeah, if you're in 10 versus 14, it's a totally different effect on the phone.

32:28🔗 Adam And what thing that you put in the blender you just want to hit the 10 for immediately? It's, all right. We needed options back in the day. That's all. Bob?

32:36🔗 Angie McKnight Hello?

32:37🔗 Adam Do you have a Germany or Florida?

32:39🔗 Angie McKnight I do. I heard in the news, though, Andy Dick made the news. Did you hear that?

32:44🔗 Adam Uh-oh. Uh-oh, there may be a bad joke coming.

32:46🔗 Caller Somebody die?

32:47🔗 Drew Is he okay?

32:48🔗 Angie McKnight No, this was in the news. I heard today that last night he was thrown out of a comedy club for exposing himself on stage.

32:55🔗 Drew Well, that's nothing new for Andy, though. If you ask him up on stage, that's what he's going to do.

32:59🔗 Adam Hold on, that's not the Andy I know.

33:00🔗 Caller Yeah, that's tame Andy.

33:01🔗 Adam That is not the Andy I know.

33:03🔗 Drew I want him a club.

33:04🔗 Caller Wow.

33:05🔗 Caller I have to leave.

33:06🔗 Caller At this point.

33:08🔗 Angie McKnight It was something Berg, the town was something Berg, so it was probably the city.

33:11🔗 Drew Oh, okay. Well, they didn't realize what they were getting.

33:14🔗 Angie McKnight Anyway, Germany or Florida.

33:15🔗 Caller All right.

33:16🔗 Angie McKnight A 38 year old man was arrested Thursday after running through a popular amusement park naked yelling, I am the Pope. I am the Pope. The man was held for 24 hours and then released to the medical facility. He had escaped from earlier in the week.

33:31🔗 Drew Okay. Now, tell Angie what this is.

33:33🔗 Caller Yeah, it's Florida.

33:34🔗 Drew Oh, you're not from Florida.

33:35🔗 Caller Where did the guy come from? Yeah, I'm from Florida. All the whack jobs come right out of Florida. Good Lord. If there's some crazy story to be told, it's happening in Florida.

33:43🔗 Drew But Germany too, though.

33:44🔗 Caller Germany's pretty wild. But Amusement Park kind of gives it away.

33:48🔗 Drew The Pope. The Pope came from Germany and moved in the news.

33:54🔗 Adam It's tough. I know. Here's the thing about Germany or Florida, and especially as Angie's ex-Floridian, it's so easy just to think Florida when anything f'd up ever happens anywhere on the planet. But there are different kinds of f'd up because to me, Florida is sort of stupid f'd up. It's backing over your girlfriend. It's just punching out old people and just meth labs exploding and you know you... Execution. It's just super stupid white people just having, catching on, sending themselves on fire in the act of a crime.

34:29🔗 Drew There's an intellectual overtone or a cultural overtone.

34:32🔗 Adam Germany is more like, I put an advertisement in the paper for mail to come over and let me eat them.

34:41🔗 Drew No, slice them like a sausage.

34:42🔗 Adam Slice a penis off, sauteed it, you know, it's weird. It's cultural. Yeah, but here's what it is. It's more Hannibal Lecter as opposed to just sort of...

34:53🔗 Caller Just Billy Bob.

34:54🔗 Adam Straight Billy Bob.

34:55🔗 Drew Cops.

34:56🔗 Caller You got a pretty mouth.

34:57🔗 Adam Yeah, it's... Florida's Sling Blade.

35:02🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah, even Sling Blade. Mictators.

35:04🔗 Adam Mictators. Mictators. And they're more... Germany is more Hannibal Lecter. But then once in a while you got the Pope in the amusement park and it's tough.

35:14🔗 Drew Well, you know, Florida... Amusement park in Florida...

35:17🔗 Amusement park.

35:18🔗 Adam Yeah.

35:19🔗 Drew You're sort of limited to Universal Studios and Disney World in Florida.

35:22🔗 Adam I don't know.

35:22🔗 You know?

35:24🔗 Adam Angie, go with your first impulse, baby. I'm going with Florida.

35:26🔗 Drew I'm going with Germany.

35:27🔗 Adam I'm going to Germany too. I'm feeling Germany. Bob?

35:32🔗 Angie McKnight I'm the Pope. I'm the Pope. Hello?

35:37🔗 Adam Bob?

35:37🔗 Caller Yeah, was this you that did this, Bob?

35:39🔗 Angie McKnight Frankfurt, Germany. You guys...

35:41🔗 Yeah.

35:43🔗 Angie McKnight I forgot about Busch Gardens, though.

35:44🔗 Drew Thank you, Bob.

35:46🔗 Adam You forgot about Busch Gardens.

35:46🔗 Caller Yeah, Busch Gardens.

35:48🔗 Adam Yeah. All right there, Bob.

35:51🔗 Angie McKnight All right.

35:52🔗 Adam All right. We're going to send you out Wonder Woman's Windbreaker, which is the invisible kind. There's nothing.

35:58🔗 Angie McKnight You get nothing.

35:59🔗 Caller And you like it.

36:01🔗 Adam Must have been a bitch for air traffic controllers, Wonder Woman, taxing. You know what I mean? She got that invisible airplane. But by the way, you can see her.

36:09🔗 Caller But you can see her in it. Yeah.

36:10🔗 Adam So what good is that?

36:11🔗 Caller So that doesn't count.

36:12🔗 Adam More distracting, I would argue, than actual aircraft flying over your head is a, you know, chick in a seat, you know, red, white, blue sequence in a seat. That would draw more focus. Airplanes, you don't even look up. Chick with a golden lasso flying over your head and, you know, go-go boots. You'd be looking up all day long like, what is this?

36:31🔗 Drew Waiting for that.

36:32🔗 Adam Waiting.

36:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:34🔗 Adam Whew, that Wonder Woman was a good, good show coming when I was just the right age for that when that came out.

36:39🔗 Drew What do you have too?

36:40🔗 Adam That is all I have.

36:42🔗 Drew Raft boxes.

36:43🔗 Adam All I had.

36:45🔗 Drew You had Jeannie too.

36:46🔗 Caller Jeannie.

36:46🔗 Adam I dream of Jeannie? That's right. I mean, yeah, but she was a little before my time, but I think I caught her in syndication. I did like the idea that she called the guy Master.

36:57🔗 Caller Yeah, Master, exactly.

36:58🔗 Adam I like that. I like the fact that I like the super tenuous time between him being an astronaut and finding a bottle on the beach. Like you can't just find a bottle on the beach. What percentage of people go to the beach are astronauts? 90%?

37:11🔗 Drew No, he lost. He was on an island. And his space capsule went down. His Gemini capsule came down in the wrong place. And he had to find a capsule.

37:22🔗 Adam He didn't have to actually go to space in order to get the story going.

37:25🔗 Drew No, it didn't have to be an astronaut. It could have been a Gilligan.

37:28🔗 Caller Yeah, it could have been a boat.

37:30🔗 Adam Like he had no sexual attraction to her at all. Here's a straight military guy that doesn't want to bang a smoking hot blonde genie.

37:38🔗 Drew Who's calling you master.

37:39🔗 Adam Who's calling you master. Who lives in an upholstered bottle. That's number one. And then also-

37:45🔗 Caller That you can put the lid on and close her up.

37:48🔗 Adam Didn't want her meddling at all. If I was an astronaut, I'd be like, listen, if one of the O-Ring starts burning out on the Gemini thing, and I'm just going to turn any human torch on the launch pad, you better get involved, bitch. Because the last thing I'll be doing is cursing your name when I'm going up in flames. I would want her in there with me. Astronauts are like the number one thing you'd want a genie for. You don't need a genie when you drive a forklift, but when you're sitting on top of 500 tons of liquid fuel, you want a genie on your side. Let's take ourselves a little break.

38:26🔗 Drew What's the matter, Michelle?

38:27🔗 Adam I never really thought about that, but astronaut and genie is a good mix.

38:31🔗 Drew The guy never interested in her.

38:33🔗 Adam No, not interested.

38:36🔗 Caller That's what I'm screaming. What was his partner's name? There was Dr. Bellows. Dr. Bellows, we don't even need to get into.

38:44🔗 Adam We gotta figure out that.

38:45🔗 Drew They called the other guy by his first name.

38:47🔗 Caller Yeah, Don.

38:49🔗 Drew Sergeant Healy.

38:51🔗 Adam Captain Healy. We'll figure it out. Angie's here from The Apprentice, Drew and I, one of our favorite shows, I must say. We will take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

39:03🔗 Loveline, we'll be right back.

39:06🔗 Drew Loveline is brought to you by TNT.

39:22🔗 Adam Hey, buddy. Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Angie's here tonight from The Apprentice. Angie is a old friend of mine. Easy. And she's not old, but I knew her when I was a zygote. I am so thick, so dense, so out of it, that I've seen every episode of The Apprentice and had to have somebody tell me that I knew one of the-

39:49🔗 Drew It was Audrey that told you.

39:50🔗 Adam Audrey from The Apprentice had to tell me that one of the more- And Angie, before she got the shiv two weeks ago, was probably had arguably as much screen time as anybody on that show. And I just stared at her and thought, see, I didn't have a context because I didn't think anyone I knew could be on TV unless they're being led to or from the courthouse.

40:13🔗 Angie McKnight Yeah, yeah, sure.

40:14🔗 Drew I would, yeah.

40:15🔗 Adam Every time I see a guy with a jacket over his head being dragged in a courthouse, I think, I might know that dude. I probably do, but-

40:22🔗 Caller It shows me money.

40:23🔗 Adam Being on TV and being a, you know, here's a successful business person from TV, I would immediately think, no. But then it was brought to my attention. We do know each other and now it all comes back into sharp focus. Sam?

40:38🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

40:42🔗 Adam What's up?

40:44🔗 Caller Afterwards, having sex with my girlfriend, we realized that the condom has come off and it's been left inside of her.

40:54🔗 Drew That happens. Yeah.

40:56🔗 Adam Some other dudes. You don't know that. Let's look on the bright side.

41:03🔗 Drew He went in with one and came out with that one.

41:05🔗 Adam Oh, we know it's worse going in with one, coming out with two. That's bad. That's bad times. Or when they're strung together like that magician thing.

41:13🔗 Angie McKnight You just call them out.

41:16🔗 Adam Keep doing it. Well, it's kind of kind of kind of scarf scarf kind of kind of rabbit kind of pigeon kind of dove down there. Yeah, it just keeps going. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah, you got to go get it.

41:30🔗 Caller Did you get it out, Sam?

41:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:32🔗 Caller Yeah. I mean, all right, if we get it out, but is there any way that because I'm sure some semen gets, you know, around that condom has fallen off, right?

41:41🔗 Drew Absolutely. You need you that when that's a condom failure, you got to get the morning after pill right away. That is that when a condom fails, that's one of the more common ways it fails. It slips off. So A, after you ejaculate, you got to hold onto the base of it and pull the whole thing out and B get the right size condom for you.

42:00🔗 Is the Slim Fit condom smaller condoms?

42:03🔗 Adam Hold on.

42:05🔗 Drew What is that?

42:06🔗 Adam I don't know. Drew is allergic to something. It's what condom?

42:09🔗 Angie McKnight What?

42:10🔗 Caller The Slim Fit condom. I mean, is there...

42:12🔗 Drew Yeah, they're smaller. They're smaller ones.

42:15🔗 Adam Slim Fit, yeah.

42:17🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

42:17🔗 Angie McKnight Cool.

42:18🔗 Drew So get a smaller condom.

42:19🔗 Adam Yeah, get the Slim Fit. Do they have Slim Fit ones? They must have a nice euphemistic name for that though. You know what I mean?

42:27🔗 Drew Oh, yes. I'm sure they do.

42:29🔗 Adam They couldn't call it Wee Boy or something like that. They have to give it some name. You know how like at Starbucks, everything's a large?

42:37🔗 Drew Yes, yes.

42:37🔗 Adam There's just large, larger and larges.

42:41🔗 Drew But since we have Magnum and Magnum XL, probably this would be the Venti.

42:45🔗 Adam Right. All I'm saying is, you know, Beanpole. They ain't gonna cut it, right? Piccolo.

42:52🔗 Caller Pencil. Pencil's not gonna be there.

42:54🔗 Adam Piccolo just sounds bad too. That sounds gay and thin. You want the Piccolo series? It's got holes up and down it too. Yeah, got to get that out. And you can't leave those in.

43:06🔗 Drew That was a fair bit.

43:07🔗 Adam Toxic shock.

43:08🔗 Drew Toxic shock syndrome, if you leave them in.

43:09🔗 Adam And here's the other thing too. Yeah, that's that's like dropping a semen bomb.

43:15🔗 Drew Yeah, semen water balloon. Yeah.

43:17🔗 Adam What do you mean? Does it still work? It's open. Okay. Karen?

43:24🔗 Caller Wait a minute, Dr. Drew, don't the condoms have the gel in?

43:28🔗 Drew Reservoir?

43:29🔗 Caller The gel in them that kills the semen?

43:31🔗 Drew The non-oxidant all night. Some of them do, but it's, you know, you have a big dump like that. It's not going to do very much. You really morning after pills is what you got to do. Good to know.

43:39🔗 Caller Karen?

43:39🔗 Drew You've had this problem?

43:40🔗 Caller No, not yet. I don't know how many slender gyms. Try to steer away from those.

43:49🔗 Caller Try.

43:53🔗 Caller Happy birthday.

43:54🔗 Adam Karen?

43:56🔗 Caller Hello?

43:56🔗 Adam You're 25?

43:58🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

43:59🔗 Drew Did you just turn 25?

44:01🔗 Caller Well, I'm about to turn 26, actually.

44:03🔗 Adam Oh, I see. In your home study?

44:06🔗 Caller No. I'm out at a bar with my boyfriend and his brother who has a girlfriend, and we have a very important question for you.

44:12🔗 Adam Oh, this is going to be good. Go ahead.

44:15🔗 Caller Are you ready?

44:16🔗 Adam Yes. Hold on. You got to be hot, because only hot chicks ask if you're ready before they start talking, because it's a big deal when they talk. Okay.

44:23🔗 Caller All right. Here we go.

44:25🔗 Adam Are you okay? Are you ready? Are you ready? Okay. Are you okay? Hello? I'm going to talk now. Are you sitting down? You ready? Here it goes. Fat chicks never ask if you're ready. They just start talking. That's one thing I've learned in life. Hi, Karen. We're ready, baby.

44:42🔗 Caller Hi. Okay. What is the consequences of having a threesome? When you're in a committed relationship, the girl is into it. She's kind of leery.

44:53🔗 It's kind of a new territory.

44:55🔗 Caller Never done that before, but interested in it.

44:56🔗 Adam I'm clearly into it, though.

44:58🔗 Drew Your relationship will end.

45:00🔗 Adam Guaranteed.

45:00🔗 Caller The relationship will end.

45:02🔗 Drew Guaranteed.

45:02🔗 Adam Well, wait a second. This is you, your boyfriend, and-

45:06🔗 Caller And your brother?

45:07🔗 Adam Your brother's girlfriend?

45:08🔗 Caller No, no, no, no. Okay. I'm sitting here at a bar having a conversation with my boyfriend and his brother who has a girlfriend. And we're talking about the consequences of having a threesome.

45:18🔗 Drew Your relationship will end, but maybe that's okay.

45:22🔗 Caller It will end?

45:24🔗 Why do you say that?

45:25🔗 Drew Because I've never seen that not happen when people decide they have a threesome.

45:28🔗 Caller You've never seen that not happen?

45:29🔗 Drew Yes.

45:29🔗 Caller Even if it's like just casual, you're both- Or just-

45:32🔗 Caller Karen? Casual?

45:33🔗 Drew Karen, go ahead.

45:34🔗 Adam It's just being casual about it.

45:35🔗 Drew Enjoy, Karen. Yeah, go ahead.

45:36🔗 Adam Check it out.

45:37🔗 Caller Is that casual threesome?

45:38🔗 Adam If you're super intense, it's not. Hey, Karen.

45:42🔗 Caller Yes.

45:43🔗 Adam Are you asking because you're thinking about doing this?

45:46🔗 Caller Yes.

45:48🔗 Adam Who's the girl?

45:50🔗 Caller We don't know.

45:51🔗 Caller It's just, I mean, there's websites.

45:53🔗 Caller It's already coming up this Saturday. Some girls kind of sparked interest or whatever. Something we talked about a long time ago that kind of-

46:03🔗 Adam How long have you been with- All right, let me ask you a question. How long have you been with your boyfriend?

46:07🔗 Two and a half years.

46:09🔗 Adam Do you have any kids?

46:11🔗 Caller No.

46:12🔗 Drew She's looking at it.

46:12🔗 Adam Are you planning to get married?

46:14🔗 Caller Possibly in the future. I have college to finish.

46:17🔗 Drew She's looking to end it.

46:18🔗 Adam You're looking for an out.

46:19🔗 Drew This will get you out.

46:20🔗 Adam Go out with a bang.

46:21🔗 Drew This will do it.

46:22🔗 Adam Okay, real quick. Here's how it works, everybody. It's hard to tell which came first, the chicken or the egg. Does the threesome destabilize a relationship or are you on the outs when you decide it's a good idea to have a threesome? I mean, let's look at it this way. When you meet somebody, you're in month number three, you're deeply in love and you're thinking about marriage. You're not talking threesome unless you're colossally f'd up.

46:47🔗 Drew Well, but.

46:47🔗 Adam All right. But she's in year two and a half. You told me a woman that's 26, albeit she turned to 10 minutes ago and has been with some for two and a half years and has no real plans on getting married to the guy. I'll show you someone who's not that interested in the person.

47:02🔗 Drew And is suddenly interested in all these chaotic things.

47:04🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm 26. I got to finish college. You should finish college four years ago, by the way. Number one. Number two. Not into this guy. Two and a half years. You're coming up toward 30. You're thinking about marriage.

47:15🔗 Drew The free some will get you out.

47:16🔗 Adam All right. Have the threesome and get on out. Angie here.

47:19🔗 Caller Happy birthday. Have a good time.

47:21🔗 Adam And Mazel Tov.

47:21🔗 Drew Enjoy.

47:22🔗 Adam So I could tell she was Jewish. Angie here tonight from The Apprentice. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I almost didn't talk there, Drew, because Angie from The Apprentice was taking her test one second before the actual mics got hot, and you know my policy.

48:19🔗 Drew I wouldn't have known what you were doing again.

48:21🔗 Adam You wouldn't have known. Unless you're sitting next to her holding a pen.

48:24🔗 Drew I know how you...

48:26🔗 Adam How I see it. The room is well lit, and she's five feet from me. She's four feet from me.

48:30🔗 Drew I'm thinking about the next question, and I'm going to go listen to start the show at the show.

48:34🔗 Adam Let me explain something.

48:35🔗 Caller I wouldn't dream of being preoccupied with you sitting across from me, Adam.

48:38🔗 Adam You're thinking of true focusing on the show.

48:40🔗 Drew That's what I was reading the call. I think of the next call.

48:42🔗 Adam Let me tell you something. My genius always gets turned against me.

48:47🔗 Drew No, no. I'm not turning against you. I'm amazed that you can pick these things up.

48:51🔗 Adam True focusing on the show. Give me a break. Ironically, I'm focusing on the thing you're having our guest do that has nothing to do with the show. Don't give me the focus on the show. Look, you're lucky this first time has come up.

49:05🔗 Drew But I told Andrew well before we started.

49:08🔗 Adam What the rules were. Yes, he did. He does. Just like he's told everybody in the last 300 tests what goes on. You told him, though, Drew. But as a doctor, don't you tell your people, don't you tell the people that come in your clinic to stop taking drugs? And then what, cut them loose? Here's a kilo of heroin, go home, don't take it. How dare you?

49:31🔗 Drew You're unfairly attacking an old man. As you get older, attentional mechanisms start to wane. And you have these hyper-vigilant attentional mechanisms that you've had your whole life.

49:39🔗 Adam I would buy that, except for these tests have been going on since you've been in your late 20s.

49:42🔗 Drew No, I'm just saying, the fading is the ability to see that when I'm focusing on that.

49:49🔗 Adam Here's the painful argument that you're now witnessing, Angie, from The Apprentice. You see the way I smoothly do that?

49:55🔗 Caller Lovely.

49:55🔗 Adam Drew and I have been getting, Drew has had this test he's been giving to people, the guests of this show, and it's an honor because he put the tests away for like three months.

50:07🔗 Drew Well, longer than that.

50:07🔗 Adam Although it only feels like five minutes.

50:09🔗 Drew It feels like eight months.

50:10🔗 Adam Well, then it feels like three months. There's my point. The point is he whipped it out for you. I think he whipped it out for you because you do a reality show, and I think he has theories about you people, although he's not gonna share them with you. Oh, you did? You're gonna dirty the test.

50:27🔗 Caller He hasn't shared what his theories are.

50:29🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Well, you just try to guess if they're good. Oh, God. But here's the thing. So there's been an ongoing battle around here, and what Drew does is he takes his test and he gives it to the guests, and the guests start filling it out because that's what you normally do, and they would normally just fill it out right through the segment one of the show, in which case their sort of head would be buried in this test while I was talking to them. So after about a hundred of those, I said, Drew, you got to tell the guest that when the show starts, you got to put the pen down and pay attention, and he would do that. But of course, they wouldn't do that because they would keep the pen in their hand because they were just going and finishing the test. And then the argument began with Drew and I, which I would say, We just had. What we just had, which is you can't see they're holding a pen, and Drew would just say, no, cannot. And then I would argue.

51:18🔗 Caller He's focusing on the show.

51:19🔗 Adam You want them to finish the test, so you choose to ignore it. And Drew would say, no, I physically don't see it. And in which case I would say, give me your car keys. Cause you can't drive home.

51:29🔗 Drew Maybe next time, next time I have somebody do it, let me switch chairs with you and see if it's zero to do with that. It may.

51:36🔗 Adam No, what it is, is I'm looking out for it, and you're not looking out for it.

51:39🔗 Caller That's exactly what it is.

51:40🔗 Adam That's exactly what it is.

51:42🔗 Caller It's your pet peeve.

51:43🔗 Adam It's my pet peeve.

51:43🔗 Caller And it doesn't bother him. So you're watching.

51:46🔗 Adam There's nothing in it for Drew for you to put your pen down. The idea of somebody...

51:51🔗 Drew No, there is. There is. There's the whole argument. I don't want this to happen. It's immense.

51:55🔗 Adam But if it was immense, if it was immense, then you have, then you got to go get it like an EKG or something, because if it's an immense, and we've had this conversation 28 times, immense doesn't register in your brain at all. Yeah? It can't be immense.

52:09🔗 Caller Now we should point out also that the pen was down before the show started.

52:13🔗 Adam The pen was down. Yes, the pen was down.

52:15🔗 Caller Absolutely.

52:16🔗 Adam The pen was down but didn't register to Drew one way or the other.

52:19🔗 Drew I want to try it sometime when I'm changed. You know, you've got to let me experiment with this. Let me try changing seats next time I get one. We'll see what happens.

52:24🔗 Adam Well, look, I don't want to put the therapist on the sofa, but it can't be immensely important to you that they put the pen down.

52:32🔗 Drew It is immensely important. This is one of the most unpleasant things I ever go through is this, as a matter of fact.

52:38🔗 Adam Right, but then you have to ask yourself, why do you repeat it? Why do you get into it?

52:42🔗 Drew This is the point that I've got to find a way that I can get this into my visual field or something.

52:47🔗 Adam It's not visual. It's not a visual thing though.

52:49🔗 Drew Or keep it on my radar screen.

52:53🔗 Adam Let's look at it this way, Drew. Let's forget this. Let's just bring up any other scenario where it's immensely important that B doesn't happen or this outcome doesn't happen. You would make sure that didn't happen. You would. Yes?

53:09🔗 Drew I would certainly try. No, no.

53:11🔗 Adam You know what I'm talking about, though, right? If it was another scenario, if it had to do with your kids or something and there was something sharp or something and it's like every time I turn my back, they get on to this thing, you know, you would work it out.

53:22🔗 Drew I'd figure something out. I'd change position or something. I'd find some way that it would stay in my-

53:26🔗 Adam You don't have to change position. You're only four feet from the person.

53:28🔗 Drew I'm just saying, I would start working on things that would get it in my visual field so I'd be aware of it. That's the point.

53:33🔗 Adam That's the visual field part.

53:35🔗 Drew Whatever it is, I would start working on finding things that would, whether it's repositioning myself or whatever it is.

53:41🔗 Adam Repositioning. I know you're working on the reposition part. Drew, one could argue you have a better shot at Angie visually than I do.

53:48🔗 Drew But it's not working, so I'd like to change it and try something different.

53:52🔗 Caller Can we get back to the man bridge part of the show where everyone was happy and in love?

53:56🔗 Adam Drew, now you've turned into something mechanical where you can't physically see her from where you're at.

54:01🔗 Drew Maybe it's tying a thing around my finger, whatever it is.

54:04🔗 Adam Tying a thing around your finger.

54:05🔗 Drew Yeah, do something like that.

54:06🔗 Adam But I'm saying if it's something you're desperately trying to avoid.

54:10🔗 Drew That's the kind of thing I need to do. I need to find some mechanism.

54:13🔗 Adam I'm saying you would have done it.

54:16🔗 Drew I'm going to do it. I stopped doing the test to avoid this.

54:20🔗 Adam Oh, please. You did 272 tests before you stopped.

54:23🔗 Drew We're interested in doing a lot more. This is too painful.

54:26🔗 Adam It's too painful. Just tell the person to stop writing when we come back from the commercial.

54:31🔗 Caller It's all you have to do.

54:33🔗 Adam You have to watch them. You know what they do. True. Too pain. This is too painful.

54:38🔗 Drew This is awful.

54:40🔗 Adam This is awful.

54:40🔗 Drew This is awful.

54:41🔗 Adam But you know how to avoid it.

54:43🔗 Drew That's right. I'm trying to do that.

54:46🔗 Adam You're trying to do it.

54:48🔗 Drew The accusation is there's something I'd rather go through this.

54:51🔗 Adam No, I'm going to make two accusations. I mean, two accusations. One is is that it's so important to you that they finish this test on some level, some sort of crazy thing, that it just transcends.

55:03🔗 Drew That's ridiculous.

55:04🔗 Adam That's ridiculous?

55:05🔗 Drew That one doesn't matter.

55:06🔗 Adam It doesn't matter that they finish the test?

55:08🔗 Drew That's unreal.

55:08🔗 Adam But you, the idea of somebody going halfway into a test and then putting a pen down, that doesn't strike you as uncomfortable?

55:14🔗 Drew Not at all.

55:15🔗 Adam Not at all?

55:16🔗 Drew Doesn't. It doesn't.

55:17🔗 Adam Not at all. So you have no real vested interest in them working.

55:21🔗 Drew No, I like what you're saying, but not compared to the misery. It doesn't even register compared to how miserable it is.

55:25🔗 Adam Well, then the number two, is there some part of you that wants to go through this ordeal on a constant basis?

55:31🔗 Drew No, it's that when I start out, it's a memory thing. I have to remember that this is what's coming if I don't pay extra careful attention to what they're doing. My thing is I make assumptions that they won't pick the pen up. Right.

55:43🔗 Adam But after the first 10 times.

55:45🔗 Drew You would think. So I've got to find some mechanism that helps me do that.

55:49🔗 Adam You could look at them before we go to the-

55:52🔗 Drew That doesn't work. That doesn't work. I've got to find something else.

55:55🔗 Adam All right. But you hear your argument, right?

55:57🔗 Drew I need to find. This obviously isn't working. I need to find something else.

56:03🔗 Caller But I did put the pen down before the show started.

56:07🔗 Adam That's true. You know, you, by the way, and I made a note, you're one of the few people that actually followed Drew's direction. And you took it right up to the point, right up to the last second.

56:20🔗 Caller It's show time.

56:21🔗 Adam Boom, the pen just dropped a millisecond before the mic seeded up. I'll give you that. Drew was oblivious.

56:26🔗 Caller That's why I brought that up.

56:27🔗 Adam Yes.

56:28🔗 Drew I was oblivious when you were done.

56:29🔗 Adam Jessica?

56:30🔗 Drew Hi.

56:31🔗 Adam In 19.

56:32🔗 Drew It'd be easier for me to say, oh, I was all over it and I knew she was going to stop. I was oblivious.

56:35🔗 Adam Well, no, I know. I know you wouldn't try that argument because I could tell you weren't paying attention to her.

56:40🔗 Drew Not to that.

56:41🔗 Adam No, I know. But Drew, did you ever think about this?

56:44🔗 Drew I'm going to have to find a way to make sure that that works, that I do that.

56:47🔗 Adam But it's not a physical thing, is what I'm saying.

56:51🔗 Drew It's a memory. It's an attentional problem and a memory problem.

56:54🔗 Adam It would be like, think about the things in your life that are important to you. Think about how good you are at those things.

56:59🔗 Drew You know what I do?

57:00🔗 Adam Because you make them happen because they're important to you.

57:03🔗 Drew I write them down.

57:03🔗 Adam You do whatever you have to do.

57:05🔗 Drew Right, I find a mechanism.

57:05🔗 Adam You do whatever you have to do. You've never done that with this. That's all I'm saying. Not important. Important, just don't treat it like other things are important in your life. Because, Drew, no one's better at taking care of that stuff than you. That's what I'm saying.

57:20🔗 Drew And I thought I'd done it by making a big point about it and stuff and talking to her about it.

57:23🔗 Adam Right, but that's never worked.

57:25🔗 Drew No, it was working for a while there, but it's been... It's not working perfectly.

57:31🔗 Adam I'm paying you a compliment by saying you're good at stuff. Your problem is you are good at stuff you want to be good at, and I'm saying this ain't something you want to be good at. Otherwise, you'd be good at it.

57:40🔗 Drew Why would I want to go through this?

57:42🔗 Adam That's the question. That's the question.

57:44🔗 Drew Is there something pleasurable about this? I enjoy this.

57:47🔗 Adam You have to agree with me, Drew, that there's almost nobody better at taking care of business than you when it's something that's in your radar field that you want to take care of. Yes.

57:58🔗 Drew That I find ways. Yes, find ways. And that's what I'm going to do here. I'll find a way.

58:02🔗 Adam All right. All right. Well, we'll keep searching. It's going to be difficult.

58:06🔗 Drew Evidently.

58:06🔗 Adam Here's a way you could look at them before.

58:08🔗 Caller We'll get through this.

58:09🔗 Drew That won't work.

58:10🔗 Adam That won't work.

58:11🔗 Drew That's what I've tried. That's not working.

58:13🔗 Caller I'm almost finished with the test too.

58:15🔗 Adam I prefer you to keep going now.

58:16🔗 Caller Next commercial break. It'll be done.

58:19🔗 Adam Jessica?

58:20🔗 Caller Yes.

58:21🔗 Adam You're 19?

58:22🔗 Drew Yes.

58:22🔗 Adam What's up?

58:23🔗 Caller Okay, I have a question. I have a canker sore on my mouth and I gave my boyfriend oral sex for like five seconds maybe. And I was wondering what the chances are of giving him herpes.

58:37🔗 Drew We'll see. There's no way to give you a number on that. That could be a herpetic lesion. And if that is, you'll transmit herpes.

58:44🔗 Adam Yeah, but can you go from the mouth to the genitals?

58:47🔗 Drew Yes, routinely.

58:48🔗 Adam Routinely?

58:49🔗 Drew Yes, very easily.

58:50🔗 Adam Didn't we use, but you can't go from the genital to the mouth?

58:53🔗 Drew No, you can.

58:54🔗 Adam Well, didn't we used to think they didn't work as well that way?

58:56🔗 Drew At one time there was that thinking, but it does not. That is not the case. That type one and type two occur equally in both places.

59:04🔗 Caller There was no contact. It didn't touch the pancreas.

59:08🔗 Drew But it touched your mouth.

59:09🔗 Caller Right.

59:10🔗 Drew That could be enough.

59:11🔗 Adam Well, let's see. When did this happen?

59:13🔗 Drew It's been going for years.

59:15🔗 Adam Years? Didn't we used to talk on the show that, look, you got something on your thing, it's not going to go that way, and that one's not going to go this way?

59:22🔗 Drew No, no, no.

59:23🔗 Hmm?

59:25🔗 Adam I thought we used to have that. That used to be a discussion.

59:27🔗 Drew Maybe years and years ago, but not in the last six or seven years.

59:30🔗 Adam Well, you know, I actually haven't been discussing it that much to tell you the truth over the last like five years. I don't know what the hell happened to herpes. It's gone the way of the flapper and the dodo.

59:41🔗 Drew The dodo.

59:42🔗 Adam But what the hell happened to herpes? They got to get a new publicist.

59:46🔗 Drew Yeah, it's finally become what it actually always was, a skin problem, not this horrible red scarlet letter.

59:53🔗 Adam It really was. It really was the, you know, venereal disease du jour a few years back.

59:58🔗 Drew They had a good publicist or something.

1:00:00🔗 Adam Well, it was herpes, X was all over the place. There was lots of robo-tripping going on. All that stuff.

1:00:07🔗 Drew These kids have seen the damage that does, and that's when they perceive the harm, that's when they stop doing these things. And so they're seeing that finally.

1:00:14🔗 Adam All right, so.

1:00:15🔗 Drew And they're probably also seeing the herpes isn't that big a deal. So it's not such a huge issue for people.

1:00:19🔗 Adam Is there no difference between genital herpes and oral herpes anymore then?

1:00:25🔗 Drew For the most part.

1:00:26🔗 Adam And genital to mouth, mouth to genital doesn't. Same same root doesn't matter. All right.

1:00:33🔗 Caller And so any cankers, but not any canker stories.

1:00:36🔗 Drew Potentially, potentially any canker stories, but not necessarily.

1:00:41🔗 Adam Because there's.

1:00:41🔗 Drew Be careful, you canker stories.

1:00:42🔗 Caller Thank God I never.

1:00:44🔗 Adam Because there's like herpes simplex one and simplex two and then there's cold sores. Or what is that? How does that work?

1:00:50🔗 Drew Herpes type viruses or other kinds of herpes virus other than herpes simplex that causes a cold source.

1:00:55🔗 Adam Kid who got a cold sore. What would that be?

1:00:58🔗 Drew It could be herpes simplex.

1:00:59🔗 Adam What would it most like to be?

1:01:00🔗 Drew Some other kind of, yeah.

1:01:02🔗 Adam Okay. All right. So now what's Jessica got to do? Nothing?

1:01:06🔗 Drew Wait it out. We'll see.

1:01:08🔗 Adam When, if something made the move within a couple weeks.

1:01:11🔗 Drew Two weeks, she'll have, he'll have something.

1:01:14🔗 Adam Jessica?

1:01:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:16🔗 Adam All right. Well, there you go.

1:01:17🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:01:18🔗 Adam You have a nice two weeks. And keep an eye on that guy's penis.

1:01:23🔗 Okay.

1:01:24🔗 Adam All right there, baby girl. You doing okay?

1:01:27🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm a little worried.

1:01:28🔗 Adam Okay. How's junior college treating you?

1:01:31🔗 Caller Dropped out.

1:01:32🔗 Drew Oh, out of junior college.

1:01:34🔗 Adam No, listen, I respect that. What are you doing?

1:01:36🔗 Caller I'm gonna go to massage therapy school.

1:01:38🔗 Adam That's good.

1:01:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:40🔗 Adam It's good things, good tips. Okay, good. And you know what? You don't talk much and that's good. Once in a while, you get one of those crazy jabbery chicks on you, chewing gum, popping that gum, talking. My boyfriend moved to Fresno, but I'm still in the Bay Area myself. I'm gonna be afraid. I'm gonna be the same. Because I'm a San Francisco girl. And then you start doing stuff. Oh, you store tension in your back, don't you? No, no, I do it in my left heel. Actually, I have a Crescent Ranch, I store it in it. Yeah, my back. Smart. Yeah, you store a lot of, you have tension, you store a lot of, yeah. Oh, really? I usually store it in my right eyelid. I'm surprised that you can feel some tension in my back. They love to talk. Oh, this is, oh, oh, they're not, oh, you're left handed, aren't you? It's the same weird, it's a weird, flighty, weird group. I don't know what that group is, but it's a weirdo group. But look, everyone, you should do that. I mean, instead of just going, putzing around junior college for four years and ending up with nothing, just go to that massage therapy school, go there for six months, you start making some money, get a gig, get some nice tips, you're going to do something. Harold?

1:02:52🔗 Yes, sir.

1:02:54🔗 Adam Yeah. What's happening?

1:02:56🔗 Oh, no, same thing.

1:02:59🔗 Angie McKnight That's that.

1:02:59🔗 Adam He's dropped the S-bomb.

1:03:00🔗 Drew S-bomb, yep.

1:03:01🔗 There you go.

1:03:02🔗 Caller Bye-bye, Harold.

1:03:03🔗 Angie McKnight Bye-bye.

1:03:04🔗 Caller Bye-bye now.

1:03:05🔗 Adam You store tension in your hair. Veronica?

1:03:12🔗 Yeah.

1:03:13🔗 Adam You're 23?

1:03:14🔗 Caller Yep.

1:03:15🔗 Adam What's up?

1:03:17🔗 Caller I'm like becoming very sexually frustrated and I can't figure out why. Like, when I have sex with my boyfriend, it's not fun for me anymore.

1:03:28🔗 Drew You're not into him anymore. It's over.

1:03:34🔗 Caller Like, all my friends are like out there, like they love it and I like that. I can't get enough, but I'm just, I don't enjoy it as much anymore.

1:03:41🔗 Drew Well, you have two possibilities. Either you're done with your boyfriend and then your body's telling you that, or you were sexually abused and you're now going in this bipolar phase of sexuality, from being hypersexual to being shut down sexually. So, which is it?

1:03:57🔗 Caller Oh, I have, I mean, I have someone else on the side, but I still don't like it.

1:04:02🔗 Adam Uh-oh, now we're going to abuse. I store stress in my semen. That'd be great. That's better. Get rid of it. Yeah. Where's your stress? In the gym sock. Technically in the hamper, but I mean, yeah. Veronica, what happened to you? Oh, baby, you know what goes on. What? Imagine all the masturbation going on on that apprentice suite. Oh, 22 year old guys, business men, movers and shakers, hustlers under stress.

1:04:40🔗 Drew Oh, the hotel.

1:04:42🔗 Adam Every night is like, Chris, we need to get, I'm in the shower.

1:04:46🔗 Don't come in, don't come in.

1:04:48🔗 Adam There must have been some, must have been whack central in there. You girls all parading around in towels. Oh yeah. The lawyer guy with the bow tie. He was probably. Brent, Brent the decorator. Three, four times a day. That's why he was late picking up the sandwiches on that one task. Yeah. Hey, Veronica.

1:05:13🔗 Drew All right.

1:05:13🔗 Adam So were you sexually abused?

1:05:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:17🔗 Drew All right. All right.

1:05:19🔗 Adam Well, what's up? Who did this to you?

1:05:21🔗 Caller Um, I had an older brother.

1:05:24🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeesh.

1:05:26🔗 Caller What happened to him? Or no, half brother. Was your half brother.

1:05:32🔗 Drew Same mom? Same mom?

1:05:34🔗 Caller No, different mom, same dad.

1:05:38🔗 Drew Different moms. And he stayed, ooh, imagine that story.

1:05:41🔗 Adam Different, oh, yeah.

1:05:42🔗 Drew Yeah, that's bad.

1:05:43🔗 Adam Oh, so his biological mom must have been just a full blown mess. Yeah.

1:05:50🔗 Drew Veronica, not, it's not, none of this is funny, right?

1:05:52🔗 Adam Veronica, what do you, you got some junior college in your future too.

1:05:56🔗 Drew Oh, no.

1:05:56🔗 Adam No way. What's up with you? What are you thinking about doing? Porn or what are you doing?

1:06:03🔗 Caller I don't know. My friend has made videos, but.

1:06:08🔗 Drew Veronica, so far nothing we've been talking about is funny here as it pertains to you.

1:06:12🔗 Adam I thought my story in the stress and the semen was funny.

1:06:15🔗 Drew She's not funny, her story is not funny. Jim Sock was funny.

1:06:17🔗 Adam There's a mess. That's a good line.

1:06:18🔗 Drew This is a disaster.

1:06:19🔗 Adam Veronica, what are you doing? Are you living at home?

1:06:22🔗 Caller Yeah, I moved back in with my mom.

1:06:25🔗 Adam Move back in, always a bad sign. Why? What happened?

1:06:30🔗 Caller Well, my current boyfriend, which is going to be my ex-boyfriend, I'm just not having it with him anymore.

1:06:36🔗 Adam You were living with him? Yeah. What do you do? Do you work?

1:06:40🔗 Caller I go to school full-time. All right.

1:06:42🔗 Adam Now we're getting back to junior college?

1:06:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:46🔗 Adam Hold on. Shocked. And by the way, the caliber of student that goes in at the junior college, do you hear these people, America? How dare you argue with me about making fun of the education that people get over at junior college? Do you hear what you're dealing with? Here's the whole thing. I only say stupid when I hear junior college. If I don't hear anything, I just say forklift. Do you understand you're below average people? Think about that concept, Drew. An institution of learning that actually has people that are intellectually subpar to just the general populace. There's some education going on there. Please, Veronica, full time. Are you in a nursing program?

1:07:35🔗 Drew No way.

1:07:35🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm going to go into it.

1:07:38🔗 Drew Going to go.

1:07:38🔗 Adam You're going to go into it?

1:07:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:41🔗 Adam When do you go into it?

1:07:42🔗 Caller I have to finish a couple more classes and then go into it.

1:07:47🔗 Adam Engineer Chris has to finish a couple of classes, celebrate his 30th birthday, and then he's going into the nursing program at the junior college, too.

1:07:54🔗 Drew That's good. What drugs are you doing, Veronica?

1:07:56🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:07:57🔗 Drew What drugs are you doing?

1:07:59🔗 Caller What way?

1:08:00🔗 Adam Drugs.

1:08:02🔗 Caller I used to do speed and I drink a lot, but.

1:08:07🔗 Drew I can hear it.

1:08:08🔗 Adam Drew gets that. So, Veronica, this is a disaster.

1:08:11🔗 Drew Why don't you focus on recovery? That's probably your best bet for-

1:08:15🔗 Caller Well, I've been clean for-

1:08:16🔗 Drew No, I don't mean just not using-

1:08:17🔗 Adam You're drinking, though, right?

1:08:19🔗 Drew I mean, get into a program, a 12-step program, get a sponsor, start working on yourself a little bit.

1:08:24🔗 Angie McKnight Work the steps.

1:08:25🔗 Drew Yeah, you've got a mess going on here. There's so much going on that I'd rather see you focus on a program of recovery. That's the way you're gonna-

1:08:34🔗 Caller Well, I don't drink them. I don't need to-

1:08:36🔗 Drew Veronica, just listen to what I'm telling you. Do whatever you want. Why'd you call then? But I'm just saying, if you want to get better from this mess you're in-

1:08:44🔗 Adam Drew, she's horny. Leave her alone.

1:08:46🔗 Drew That's a reasonable way to do it.

1:08:48🔗 Adam A girl can't be horny. See? You try to shut a woman down sexually because you're intimidated by their sexuality.

1:08:53🔗 Drew You can't judge.

1:08:54🔗 Adam I'm the man. You're the man. You're intimidated by their sexuality.

1:08:57🔗 Drew So I'm trying to keep it down.

1:08:59🔗 Adam This girl's free, man. She's trying to express herself, but you're intimidated by that because you're a man. You can't handle a woman who thinks freely.

1:09:06🔗 Drew I'm like that. I'm dumb.

1:09:07🔗 Adam You're A man and V man. You're like the guy, you're like Neil Armstrong. It's your one small step for the man and one giant leap for the man, man. Veronica?

1:09:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:21🔗 Adam All right, baby doll. We'd like to see you have some sort of future and especially like see you not have any kids. Do you have any kids?

1:09:28🔗 Caller No.

1:09:28🔗 Adam Really?

1:09:29🔗 Drew And if you're going to go into nursing, you're going to have to do something about your addiction.

1:09:31🔗 Adam Oh, is something wrong with your tubes or something?

1:09:34🔗 Caller No, I'm not ready for it.

1:09:37🔗 Adam Good. Do you use birth control?

1:09:39🔗 Drew Careful?

1:09:41🔗 Adam When I hear careful, I picture people dodging semen.

1:09:45🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

1:09:47🔗 Adam Like it's a paintball game.

1:09:48🔗 Angie McKnight Dodgeball. Yeah.

1:09:51🔗 Adam You're on birth control?

1:09:52🔗 Caller Yeah. I was taking the pill, but I'm going to switch to the patch now.

1:09:56🔗 Adam Okay. All right. We don't this guy you're bored of. Fine. Break up with him and the guy on the side. Focus on your sobriety. Get a little therapy.

1:10:05🔗 Drew Well, I think 12 step for a therapy won't work. Okay.

1:10:08🔗 Adam Don't have any kids and get into that nursing program.

1:10:12🔗 Caller Oh, I know. But I just don't. I can't like feel like for me, when I used to have sex, it used to relieve me stressfully, like stress. And now I, I just like building up more and more. And I can't build it anymore.

1:10:27🔗 Adam All right. Well, that means you need to get some help, some work now.

1:10:32🔗 Caller Try something different.

1:10:33🔗 Adam We think you need a new position. We're going to suggest to you.

1:10:36🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:10:38🔗 Adam All right. Here's my position. Lay down on the therapist sofa.

1:10:42🔗 Drew She won't, she won't.

1:10:43🔗 Adam All right. Go to the, go to the 12 step. I don't even know. But by the way, wait, why don't you just go talk to a Pelican?

1:10:49🔗 Drew I know. She said a Pelican would listen more.

1:10:52🔗 Adam I would like to get a Pelican. And I would throw food at it.

1:10:57🔗 Caller A pod of Pelicans.

1:10:59🔗 Adam I would like to get, here's what I like to do. I like to get some unevenly shaped pylons, some pure pylons. I was gonna lash them together with rope and I would chain a Pelican to it. And it would just sit there.

1:11:10🔗 Caller And happily.

1:11:11🔗 Adam I would call it rusty. And I would have a bucket of chovy, you know what I'm saying, chovy. And I would throw it to the Pelican. And it would just gobble it and do it. And once in a while it would do that move with its wings where it looked like it wanted to fly but decided not to at the end.

1:11:26🔗 Drew It would sort of stretch them back in and bring them forward.

1:11:28🔗 Adam Yeah, the weird thing that birds do when they got that chain on their foot. Looked like they're gonna move.

1:11:33🔗 Drew Is anybody else as pained by Veronica as I am? It's like talking to a piece of wood.

1:11:37🔗 Adam Well, not only that, but she's 23 and I see her future.

1:11:42🔗 Drew It's bad, yeah.

1:11:43🔗 Adam It's just rehab and drugs and whatever, prison possibly and crapping out a few kids and a couple abusive relationships.

1:11:50🔗 Drew She's not gonna have any future at all. I mean, that's gonna be a disaster.

1:11:54🔗 Adam Now, on the other hand, Validikorian of the junior college class she's in, so that's the goodness. She made the Dean's List this year.

1:12:01🔗 Caller Maybe she heard you. She might have heard you.

1:12:04🔗 Adam All right, let's take ourselves a little break. No, I think she's drunk.

1:12:09🔗 Caller I know.

1:12:09🔗 Adam Angie.

1:12:10🔗 Caller Maybe her friends will tell her that they heard her intervention.

1:12:14🔗 Adam Oh, that'd be good. Angie's here tonight from The Apprentice, Thursday Nights, NBC, going to be watching tomorrow night. Take yourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Yeah. What's up, everybody? I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Angie is here tonight. Angie is from The Apprentice.

1:12:47🔗 Caller Favorite Apprentice.

1:12:49🔗 Adam That is one of mine, Drew's, me and Drew's, me and Drew's, Drew's and I's favorite shows. Thursday night, it's nine o'clock on NBC. We'll be watching that tomorrow night. Angie, who do you? Oh, you know.

1:13:03🔗 Caller No, I don't know. It's down to two.

1:13:04🔗 Adam It's down to two.

1:13:05🔗 Caller We go back for the finale. Right.

1:13:07🔗 Adam You can't, obviously, can't tell us who the two are.

1:13:11🔗 Caller No, then I'd have to kill you.

1:13:12🔗 Adam What what about what happens in the finale?

1:13:14🔗 Drew How do you get between the two?

1:13:15🔗 Caller Trump picks just picks one. The last task has already been performed. And he goes in and picks.

1:13:24🔗 Adam Oh, they already did the last task.

1:13:26🔗 Angie McKnight Yes, they did.

1:13:27🔗 Adam You know what that is?

1:13:29🔗 Caller Yes, I do.

1:13:29🔗 Adam Why do you know that?

1:13:31🔗 Drew She was in New York when it happened.

1:13:33🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:13:33🔗 Caller Yeah, but.

1:13:34🔗 Adam But you were off the show, right? Before the last task was performed and you were out of the suite.

1:13:43🔗 Drew No, but they keep them secluded as long as the show is filmed.

1:13:45🔗 Caller I know there's another there's another you know, the Ponderosa, they call it the Ponderosa. And that's where the reality show should be.

1:13:53🔗 Adam Right.

1:13:53🔗 Caller Like Todd, the first guy who got fired, you know, spent three months drinking with hookers and there's a whole, there's a whole story.

1:14:01🔗 Drew What happened?

1:14:02🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:14:03🔗 Adam What do you want? Drinking with hookers. What happened?

1:14:05🔗 Caller All kinds of things happened back then.

1:14:07🔗 Adam But here's my, I'm not trying to be kind of sinning anyway, but why do they let the people there at the Ponderosa know what the last task was?

1:14:16🔗 Caller No, no, no. What happens is, is that when people get fired and come back to the, come to the Ponderosa, they tell you what happened. And then at the last task.

1:14:25🔗 Adam That's what I'm asking.

1:14:27🔗 Caller People, people are pulled, you know, there's three or four from each team. They bring them back to perform. So the two people will have a team. And so then you hear, you know, you kinda know what happened.

1:14:37🔗 Drew Can you tell us whether you were pulled for the last task?

1:14:40🔗 Caller I can't tell you that.

1:14:41🔗 Angie McKnight Oh really?

1:14:42🔗 Adam I thought they pulled everybody.

1:14:45🔗 Caller Sometimes, sometimes they do. Sometimes they do.

1:14:48🔗 Adam Well, I'm trying to think of, no, they don't do, they can't do everybody because they start with like 16 people.

1:14:52🔗 Caller 18, yeah.

1:14:53🔗 Adam 18 people. No, they don't, but they don't, they don't. They don't need them. There's not nine and nine. There's usually like four and four, something like that. So I thought they just chose from like what Survivor does, which is the ones that were booted off most recently, make the tribal council. It seems like Angie being a strong performer and being one of the later ones to get the finger would most assuredly be part of that one, but maybe you can dip, dip deep and take somebody who got booted earlier. Joanna.

1:15:26🔗 Hello.

1:15:27🔗 Adam You're 21?

1:15:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:29🔗 Adam What's up?

1:15:32🔗 Caller Well, about two years ago, I had a baby and I'm married and everything, but my sex life just went to shock.

1:15:42🔗 Drew Because you have no drive anymore?

1:15:45🔗 Caller At all. I get into the mood maybe once, twice a month, but that's it.

1:15:54🔗 Drew Is it the stress of raising a baby or is it the reality of the biological changes that have occurred?

1:16:03🔗 Caller Maybe the stress, but it's not really that stressful because she's running around and everything.

1:16:09🔗 Drew Has anything changed in your relationship with your husband?

1:16:12🔗 Caller Not really.

1:16:13🔗 Drew Okay, so have you talked to your doctor about this?

1:16:18🔗 Caller No, I haven't really gone to the doctor after I had it.

1:16:22🔗 Drew Are you on any medication?

1:16:24🔗 Caller No.

1:16:24🔗 Drew Are you still breastfeeding?

1:16:26🔗 Caller No.

1:16:26🔗 Drew All right, go back to the doctor. Sometimes getting on a birth control pill will get things kickstarted again.

1:16:31🔗 Adam What else? How about kickstarting yourself to kickstart yourself?

1:16:35🔗 Drew It's hard because it's, sure, she's gone.

1:16:38🔗 Caller I was on a pill but I got off of it because it just made things worse.

1:16:44🔗 Drew Well, maybe a different pill.

1:16:47🔗 Adam What's your husband? Is he excited? Is he ready to go?

1:16:51🔗 Caller Oh yeah, all the time.

1:16:54🔗 Adam Yeah, these things always get worse because whoever the partner is, whichever direction you're going, whether the one that doesn't want to have sex or the one that does want to have sex, they both seem to go further in that direction. Obviously, you can do the horny math, but for some reason, the ones that are shutting down, the horny or the person gets, the more pressure they feel, the more shut down they get, and you spiral. This is one of them negative spirals. Hey, Joanna, I'm going to go with Drew on this, maybe a new pill, but did you try this with your doctor or was this just birth control because you didn't want to get pregnant again?

1:17:30🔗 Caller Because I didn't want to get pregnant again.

1:17:32🔗 Drew Now, you got to talk to your doctor about things you can use that might restore your biology, your hormones, so you can have a sex drive again.

1:17:39🔗 Adam Yeah, because if this, if you don't have a beef with your husband, then this is a hormonal thing.

1:17:44🔗 Drew And you're not depressed, you're not having a post-partum depression, and you're not...

1:17:47🔗 Adam Are you depressed?

1:17:49🔗 Caller Um, sometimes I feel a little depressed, but it doesn't really have anything to do with the baby.

1:17:56🔗 Drew And it's not what's shutting her down completely, I don't know.

1:17:58🔗 Adam All right, just general stuff.

1:18:00🔗 Drew Yeah. So get in there.

1:18:02🔗 Adam What's your husband do?

1:18:04🔗 Caller He's a musician.

1:18:05🔗 Drew Ooh.

1:18:06🔗 Caller Uh-oh.

1:18:06🔗 Drew Is he gone all the time?

1:18:08🔗 Caller Oh, um, he's gone on the weekends, but not during the week or anything.

1:18:14🔗 Adam I'm not making a... I'm not making a...

1:18:18🔗 Drew Ranchero music.

1:18:19🔗 Adam Yeah. Does he play the giant guitar? Is this him? Well, there's eight guys who play the accordion.

1:18:29🔗 Drew That's what I'm saying. Lots of jobs.

1:18:31🔗 Adam Those are in quartets. So I don't know how the math works out. Yeah, that's in a four-man Ranchero band. There's only nine accordion players. That's basically how it works. I don't know how... I'm not sure the math works. I was actually watching 60 Minutes at Two tonight. They did this story on the Illegals coming in from, you know, into Arizona. And they visited one of these like Ranchero bars in some town in Nebraska. And there was that crap blaring in the background. Even during the undercover investigation, still so distracting, I could barely watch it. Like, so painfully bad. Can somebody pipe some classical music into that country so we can get them on their feet? Look, here's the deal. I like to do a test. Here's the test. You sit down at the drafting table, see if you can design a rocket. With this blaring in the background. I bet you end up doodling a half track with a Taquiza logo on the side. Okay? You gotta play classical music if you want to invent a rocket.

1:19:37🔗 Drew I want to go to the beach.

1:19:40🔗 Adam Are we drunk? Why aren't we drunk yet? You can't do anything but stuff piñatas to this music. You can't design anything. You can't build anything. That's the problem. Here's what I'm going to say. I got a nice clean sheet of paper. I'm going to revolutionize commercial air flights. This plane is going to be hypersonic. It's going to be four or five times the speed of sound. It's going to fly to stratosphere. Oh, hell, let's get loaded.

1:20:21🔗 Caller That's what this music does.

1:20:23🔗 Adam Yes, you want to know why you don't have a space program? This music. Everything can be traced back to this. Now, you pump a little Wagner in, now you got a space program. That's how it works. Drew, what are you doing this? You can't, you could build a washing machine to this music.

1:20:40🔗 Drew I can't talk.

1:20:42🔗 Adam It's stifling.

1:20:44🔗 Caller It's starting to grow on me a little bit, actually.

1:20:47🔗 Adam If you pulled out a draft, you've set a drafting table, you pulled out a mechanical pencil and this music came out, you'd stab yourself in the ear with it and fall over. That's how it works. Okay, I'm just saying, there's a connection between thinking and classical music.

1:21:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:04🔗 Adam Not thinking. Not thinking. Getting loaded. All right.

1:21:07🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:21:07🔗 Adam Let's be honest. Anthony?

1:21:10🔗 Caller Yes. Yes, I am.

1:21:13🔗 Adam What's up, brother man?

1:21:15🔗 Caller Man, you are a god to me. If I didn't have you, I wouldn't be where I am today.

1:21:20🔗 Caller Where are you? Prison? Junior college.

1:21:23🔗 Caller No, no, I quit junior college. I decided to get into a business. And last year I made six figures. Wow. Excellent.

1:21:33🔗 Adam Wow. Now how did you?

1:21:34🔗 Caller Year before that, I made $15,000.

1:21:38🔗 Adam Selling pie?

1:21:38🔗 Caller You are my role model. You are my god, whatever you want to call it.

1:21:42🔗 Adam Tell me, tell me how I touched your life, Anthony.

1:21:45🔗 Caller You taught me to be the right way. You taught me the right way to go in life.

1:21:51🔗 Adam Why? What did you hear me talk about? How did I convince you to drop out of junior college?

1:21:57🔗 Caller Well everybody quits junior college and it's worthless. I can't even believe that I'm talking to you right now. You are like the man.

1:22:09🔗 Adam I can't believe I'm inside of me.

1:22:13🔗 Caller And talking.

1:22:14🔗 Adam And talking. Hold on. Me, me, me, me, me. That's me. You don't think it's a thrill for me to be around me? It's just as thrilling for me to be around me as it is for you to be around me.

1:22:26🔗 Angie McKnight You know what I mean?

1:22:27🔗 Adam I can't even believe it.

1:22:27🔗 Angie McKnight I can't believe it.

1:22:31🔗 Adam I wake up every morning, I look in the mirror and I go, my God, it's me.

1:22:35🔗 Caller I'm thrilled.

1:22:36🔗 Caller Love me.

1:22:37🔗 Adam Anthony.

1:22:37🔗 Caller Love me some me.

1:22:38🔗 Adam All right. So what business did you get into?

1:22:41🔗 Caller Insurance.

1:22:42🔗 Adam Insurance. And now you're making six figures and you have the world by the tail.

1:22:47🔗 Caller I am trying to, yes.

1:22:49🔗 Adam Yes. And it's-

1:22:49🔗 Caller I'm trying to make seven figures. And I wouldn't even be at anything if it weren't for you, though.

1:22:56🔗 Adam Well, why? But you know, you say that, I know I'm fishing for compliments, but all I told you to do is drop out of junior college.

1:23:02🔗 Caller And I did.

1:23:04🔗 Adam And that's-

1:23:05🔗 Caller I listened to you and you have made me realize the simplicities of life. All right.

1:23:12🔗 Adam Well, let's go over a few of those beats since you've gotten us started. Let's talk about them because Angie is a successful person. Drew is successful, although as parents, she's still a little disappointed. I'm, of course, literally a millionaire, literally. I, I, let's, let's give our basic beats here. I, my, my feeling is, is you don't get rewarded for being good at a whole bunch of things. You should really pick out what you want to do and get really good at it and, and get, make, make money. And then you can pay other people to do your taxes, fix your car, put a new roof on your house. You know, if you take a look at almost anybody, I don't care if they're a performer or CEO of a company, they're probably pretty good at one thing, and they're probably woefully bad at a lot of, a lot of things, although they're efficient people.

1:24:01🔗 Drew But people that are good also tend to know a lot about a lot of things.

1:24:06🔗 Adam Yes.

1:24:06🔗 Drew They don't necessarily go good, but they tend to pay attention and learn and be interested, engaged.

1:24:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:24:12🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:24:12🔗 Adam Now, I'm with you on that. All I'm saying is, is there's a lot of people that, wow, they could start a fire if they were stranded on an island, they can fix their own car, they can put an old roof on, they can do their own taxes.

1:24:24🔗 Drew Unnecessary.

1:24:24🔗 Adam Society doesn't really reward you. You're much better off picking one thing you're strong at, being really good at it, and being better, and sizing up the competition in whatever field you're in, and just beating them at that. The other thing, and I'm trying to think of, and you guys jump in, tell me what you think about keys to success. Drew, what do you have over there? Drew's got nothing.

1:24:50🔗 Drew No, I'm just saying the education thing.

1:24:52🔗 Adam Yeah, but that doesn't seem to necessarily equate.

1:24:56🔗 Drew Here's the deal, whatever you do, if you're going to be successful, you're going to work your ass off.

1:25:01🔗 Caller Yeah, exactly, that's what I was going to say.

1:25:03🔗 Drew So hard work. Okay, oh, here's the delayed gratification.

1:25:07🔗 Adam That's what I wanted to touch on, which is you have to give away stuff every once in a while, have to do stuff for free.

1:25:14🔗 Caller Pro bono.

1:25:15🔗 Adam A little pro bono work in there. When I got started in radio, K-Rock, imagine that, wasn't paying much. Actually, they weren't paying anything.

1:25:23🔗 Drew I did it for 10 years for free.

1:25:24🔗 Adam Well, now you're an idiot.

1:25:25🔗 Caller Crazy. Now you've crossed the line.

1:25:28🔗 Adam I did it for six months, I felt like I got ripped off. I did it for six months for free, and then when they finally decided to pay me, it was like 50 bucks a pop, and everyone said, what the hell is, I remember they said, why? That's nothing. Go in there and demand more, and I just said, I should be paying them, because I'll just use this as a platform, and I'll make money down the road. There'll be a payday down the road. There's no difference between 50 bucks a pop, 80 bucks a pop, or 105, it's all chump change. Let's get to the real money, and let's just not piss anyone off along the way. And that's one thing. Successful people always eat it for a few years, whether it's, hey, Drew goes to college for 30 years, you don't get paid to go to college. Other people, apprentice.

1:26:12🔗 Caller Right, apprentice.

1:26:13🔗 Adam For years, you have to be, you can't look for the quick payday. You have to eat it for a couple years, whatever the year is. Sometimes, many years, whether it's a program, or whether you're going to a specific school, or trying to get certified.

1:26:28🔗 Drew Which is why you gotta kinda like what you're doing.

1:26:30🔗 Adam Right.

1:26:32🔗 Caller See, and my thing is, I started the, you know, the Curves for Women out here. I opened the first one out here, and I loved...

1:26:38🔗 Adam The Women's Only Gym.

1:26:39🔗 Caller Women's Only Gym. I loved supporting and empowering women, and helping women, and all that. And now, I've done that. I have two of them. Very successfully have accomplished that. And I kinda wanna move on. My thing is, I get a little bored with this, and then I wanna do that. I think I'm a little ADD, adult ADD thing. But I've also accomplished that goal of successful. Now, I wanna do something else. Sell the businesses, do another business, do something else.

1:27:07🔗 Adam Well, there's another, as long as we're, you know, just, everyone's just having an ass kiss circle, ring of ass kissing. But successful people are also successful whatever they decide to be successful at. That's the other thing you have to learn. They just stop something and focus on something else. They have laser-like focus.

1:27:24🔗 Caller It is what Dr. Drew said, too. It's hard work. I worked my butt off.

1:27:29🔗 Adam Oh, you worked your butt off. And people that aren't successful burn as many calories. It's just what they do is they go in one direction. They go for a couple of years. They stop and change directions. They stop and change directions. They do a lot of direction changing. And they never follow through. They never finish up. They're just this close to finishing that education. They're this close to finishing that program or becoming successful in the business. And they stop right at the end. That's bad times, too. Pick something. Pick something you like. Work hard on it. Don't be scared to do it for free for a while.

1:28:00🔗 Drew Also, I think finally, I'll be realistic about your self-assessment.

1:28:03🔗 Adam Oh, yes. Oh, I know we got to go to break, but I was out talking to people when I was doing this thing in Florida a few weeks back. And everyone I talked to is like, what do you want to do? I want to be a rap star. I want to be an actress. I want to be a model. It's like, look, everybody, there's a handful of those jobs open. Let's pick something that you're going to do, not that you want to do. All right, we'll take ourselves a break. We'll be right back after this.

1:28:41🔗 Drew Loveline is brought to you by TNT.

1:28:44🔗 Caller The one and only Live 105.

1:28:51🔗 Adam Yeah, Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Angie's here tonight from The Apprentice. There's the next talk. Let me say one more thing, just we're leaving off on our keys to success. Certain people are very interested in things, super interested in things, and you couldn't stop them from doing things. They want to know, you hear about these people all the time. They're running a business and all of a sudden they see a show on sushi, sushi chefing, and they decide to go take a class. There's other people that just want to be left alone, they want to relax. It's sort of like one's a sled dog, the other's a cat. One wants to get up on the fridge and take a nap, the other wants to hit the trail. If you want to get on the fridge and take a nap, there's really, I'm not judging you, but there's not much you can do with that.

1:29:42🔗 Drew It's hard to hardly make things happen when you're on top of the fridge.

1:29:47🔗 Adam Get a gig over at the phone company, get your benefits, and get on the fridge and take a nap when you get home.

1:29:53🔗 Caller Or how about the people who are born and raised and live and die in the same small town?

1:29:59🔗 Adam Yeah, that's me with no home.

1:30:03🔗 Caller Never see the world or travel.

1:30:06🔗 Adam Yeah, but they don't want to do it and that's fine too, by the way. That's, I got no problem with that. But don't want all the stuff and go nap on the fridge. That's a tortured life.

1:30:16🔗 Drew The worst combination of all is the person that feels entitled to everything just because.

1:30:21🔗 Adam That's right. I'm gonna sue you from on top of the refrigerator.

1:30:24🔗 Drew I'm either gonna sue you or I'm gonna declare my superiority because I'm intellectually superior or whatever.

1:30:30🔗 Adam Sit and judge for me. Take a nap, that's right. Angie, oh not this Angie. This Angie.

1:30:36🔗 Drew Call her Angie.

1:30:36🔗 Adam Call her Angie, you're 13. What's up?

1:30:41🔗 Caller I was just wondering if like emotional abuse could affect sexual development.

1:30:47🔗 Drew Like, the what of abuse? Emotional abuse. Absolutely. People could start trying to use sex automatically as a way of regulating feelings. And also you'll-

1:30:55🔗 Adam I use sex as a weapon.

1:30:56🔗 Drew And you'll also sort of act out some of your trauma in your sexual and peer relationships.

1:31:01🔗 Adam What's up? 13.

1:31:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:04🔗 Adam Yeah, it says here you're already acting out a little bit.

1:31:08🔗 Caller Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Yeah? Yeah, I have. It's not sex cause it's oral in my opinion. And maybe just with a girlfriend of mine.

1:31:19🔗 Adam Yeah. Let me, let me, let me-

1:31:21🔗 Drew Straighten that out for you.

1:31:22🔗 Adam Let me straighten this out. And, and first off it's sex at any age, but maybe at 26, it's less than it is. At 13.

1:31:29🔗 Drew At sex.

1:31:30🔗 Adam Everything's sex. Everything beyond hand holding, am I? Focus sex. I mean, you're 13 performing oral on your female friend. Something's up.

1:31:38🔗 Drew Big time.

1:31:40🔗 Adam Uh-oh.

1:31:41🔗 Caller Like big time.

1:31:42🔗 Adam You have a phone line, Tom?

1:31:43🔗 Caller You think?

1:31:44🔗 Drew Yes.

1:31:44🔗 Adam Yeah, we do.

1:31:44🔗 Drew No doubt. No doubt.

1:31:46🔗 Adam Here's, here's the problem is you get shot out of a cannon down a certain trail that leads into a brick wall when you're about 17 or 18. So what are we going to do, Angie?

1:32:00🔗 Caller I don't know, man.

1:32:01🔗 Adam No, I'm talking to you in studio, Angie.

1:32:03🔗 Caller All right.

1:32:03🔗 Adam You're a mess, baby.

1:32:04🔗 Angie McKnight Come on.

1:32:05🔗 Caller You gotta slow down, Angie. Slow down, honey.

1:32:07🔗 Adam Were you abused? Just verbally?

1:32:10🔗 Angie McKnight Emotionally?

1:32:10🔗 Drew And physically too, I guarantee it.

1:32:12🔗 Caller Okay.

1:32:13🔗 Caller No, no, no, physically, no.

1:32:15🔗 Drew No one ever hit you?

1:32:16🔗 Caller No, not once. Okay, once when I was like five, but that was in the beginning.

1:32:21🔗 Adam All right, well look, here's the deal. You're 13, you sound like you're 33. You're acting like an adult. You're in the seventh or eighth grade. Let's go. What's the future hold? I mean, can you get some counseling?

1:32:36🔗 Caller I plan to, but I mean, if I'm not one of those kids who are like, well, I really want to go to junior college. No, I'm not, I've not.

1:32:43🔗 Adam Well, look.

1:32:43🔗 Drew That's not even important to you right now, because you're not gonna live to see junior college if you don't do something about it.

1:32:47🔗 Adam Let me just say this. You're a smart person, I can hear it. You're wise beyond your years, you're 13, but you're also acting like a 23 year old when you're 13. You can't do that. It's gonna get you into trouble. You can't process all that stuff. Find friends, have relationships that aren't sexual. Hang out with people smarter than you, everyone. Hang out with people who are more successful, more healthy than you, and that's one of our keys to success. We gotta take a break. It's easy to hang out with the doofuses and be the king of the retards. That's fine and dandy and it's humbling to hang out with people that are maybe getting better grades, maybe more successful, maybe more together. It's very humbling because now you're at the bottom of the pyramid. Better to be at the bottom of the successful pyramid than to be at the top of the tard pyramid. Yep. Thank you. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:33:39🔗 Caller Top of the tards.

1:34:00🔗 Drew Loveline is brought to you by TNT.

1:34:15🔗 Adam Yeah! That's a show, everybody. Where'd the time go? Always interesting. Angie from The Apprentice.

1:34:22🔗 Drew Website?

1:34:22🔗 Caller Angie McKnight, angiemcknight.com.

1:34:26🔗 Adam Go on that site and find what?

1:34:30🔗 Caller Where I'll be appearing with my show. My cabaret show, and I wrote a book of songs and all that.

1:34:35🔗 Adam She's a wonderful singer. I heard her screaming from the top, her lungs going through the paper thin wall.

1:34:40🔗 Drew It's like Madeleine Conning of Frankenstein.

1:34:43🔗 Caller You know, they're doing the musical.

1:34:45🔗 Adam She hits the high C when she hits the big O.

1:34:47🔗 Caller You'd be great at that.

1:34:49🔗 Caller I'd be great at that part.

1:34:50🔗 Adam Big O, high C. That's how it works. That's what it translates into. Multiple, multiple, machine gun.

1:34:58🔗 Caller That's very true though, multiple.

1:35:00🔗 Drew I want to be the GIO. Wilder part.

1:35:02🔗 Adam Until you got the same hair. Until next time, I'm Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew, saying Mahalo.

1:35:10🔗 Caller This has been Loveline.

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