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Voiceover
Sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Listener discretion is advised.
1:20🔗
Voiceover
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist. And tonight I'm delighted to have on the show James Lights Out Tony.
1:34🔗
Adam
James is 67 and 4. He's a professional fighter. And put that in some perspective, most of these guys, you know, names you know, guys you've seen around, your De La Hoya's, your Tyson's, these guys, Bernard Hopkins, these guys are in the high 30s, sometimes the low 40s, they're 42 and something, they're 38 and something. This is 67 and 4. I mean, it's double pretty much. Yeah. And good to see you by the way, James.
2:06🔗
Adam
I chickened out. Okay, first we got to set something straight. So I thought I said, oh, I could spar with James. You did say that. It's a dream, you know what I mean? I mean, you know, actually there are many dreams you have as a young man. But this is a sports related one. But the thing about James is I've been a huge, huge fan of his for many years. And I've seen him fight in person at the Olympic Auditorium about 10 years ago. James, by the way, campaigning at heavyweight now. And as I said before, only a black man can do this, Drew. Look good at 162 and then look good at 130, at 232. White guy, if you go from 160 to 230, you got stretch marks, you got breasts, you're a mess.
3:03🔗
Adam
Your penis actually goes inside of you. White guy might be able to move a weight division or two, possibly. A guy could go from maybe 140 to 148, maybe 152, but you can't fight most of your career at middle weight, super middle weight, and then fight at heavy weight.
3:21🔗
Adam
And I tell you, I saw James today, and this is part of what scared me. I saw James today. Now, James not a tall man. James 5'11, 6.
3:40🔗
Adam
All right. I'm not going to argue with him. The point is, you know, so here's a guy. All right, he's 5'9, 5'9, he, you know, fights his whole career at 160 and change. How the hell is he going to weigh 230 and look like, you know, like he's not just a tabagoo? Fighting without a shirt, so I'm sparring today. Solid Rock. Rock solid. Scaring. Talking to the guy. A lot of talking.
4:05🔗
James Toney
Got to get to his head, you know, letting him know what time it is. You know, just got to let him know that I'm the new man on the block and I'm here to stay. I'm not going anywhere until I'm ready to leave.
4:15🔗
James Toney
I was looking forward to boxing with Adam. You know, my man Nick was saying, oh, we got Adam coming down to AC. Corolla. We sat down at the steak restaurant a couple months ago.
4:29🔗
Adam
Let me tell you what, remember yesterday, Drew, I said I thought I got AIDS or something.
4:44🔗
It could be AIDS.
4:47🔗
Adam
I just said. I feel like somebody hollowed me out, took an ice cream scooper and hollowed him out and filled me back in with sand and urine. Oh, that's what I feel like. My back hurts. It's like I'm having my period or something. Anyway, the point is, the point is, is I felt like crap. But I said, I said, no, this is this is a once in a lifetime chance. So I did that thing that I always do where I went down and I got a smoothie. I said, this is going to fix it. Oh, the drinking, the smoking, the eating, the eating like crap. Don't worry about any of that. You get yourself a nice carrot smoothie. Ten minutes before you get in the ring with James Toney. Everything's going to be fine. I drank my smoothie. I showed up, James is in the ring, and he's beating the crap out of scary guys. He's doing that thing where he's got his sparring partners, but they're rotating. So it's like, you know those boxing games where they have the Samoan thug and the black thug and the Mexican thug, all the scariest guys in the prison kind of thing, and you pick the fighter you want? These guys are rotating in and out of the ring.
5:54🔗
Adam
He fought everyone on D block. And so I was sitting there thinking about having AIDS or being on my period or whatever I got. I was just watching James and I thought, and last time I saw James too, by the way, was at a steakhouse. I don't want to speak out of turn, but James had probably had a couple of cocktails.
6:15🔗
James Toney
Had a little Nicky. Nicky was with, you know, these people, and I was with little Nicky in there.
6:23🔗
Adam
They had that thing where you had to slide the doors into the pockets and then he would entertain you, but you had to check with someone before you could go in.
6:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. So anyway, the point is James has shed the pounds and just looked chiseled. That is scary, Drew. Scary, I tell you. Yeah, ready to go. And anyway, so I thought, discretion is a better part of Valor. So I thought, I'll just pack my crap, I'll go back to Kimmel's and write jokes. Who are you kidding? But don't, but I'd like to do it. I like to do it sometime. I'll let you get all the rage out on Rydell Booker, by the way, who is fighting a week from today. That is Thursday, and it's gonna be, it's gonna be on the Best Damn Sports Show. It's gonna be put, it's gonna be shown live on the program. And I don't think they've done that before, by the way.
7:11🔗
James Toney
This is the first time for Network TV, live championship boxing. The best heavyweight in the world fighting on TV on the Best Damn Sports Show. It's gonna be a blast. It's gonna be a short night's work, too.
7:35🔗
Adam
It's yours for the taking. Yeah, and I mean, I think a few years ago, James Toney, who everyone regards as a legendary fighter, that's Jimmy Kimmel, who was inducted to the Farting Hall of Fame. Did you see him in sports there? Yes, Dad cried because I think he farted before he went up there. But the point is, James Toney, legendary fighter. I don't know if even huge fans of James Toney a few years ago would have thought of him as a contender at the heavyweight division, but he's proved after beating Vandor Holyfield, he's proved himself a contender at that weight division, and it's in a little bit of chaos up there. I mean, it's up for grabs. After you beat Rydle Booker, who are you looking for? A Klitschko?
8:24🔗
James Toney
Well, that's the main focus right now, is Klitschko. First and foremost is Rydle Booker. He's an under-fitted kid, and I'm not taking him lightly. Everybody thinks he's going to be easy, but he's coming to fight.
8:37🔗
James Toney
He's 22-0, 12 knockout, but see, everybody thinks he's going to be easy, push over, but I'm not trading for it like it is.
8:47🔗
James Toney
But now, no, I can't afford to do that, because big things at stake. You know, I get past this fight, after I get past this fight, which I will, then we got Klusko, and that will be crowned the double heavyweight champion of the world.
9:00🔗
Adam
And there have been, I mean, you have great ability. The thing about James is James is a great natural fighter. He doesn't burn a lot of calories waving his arms around. He doesn't...
9:14🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah, slick. And you know, these guys, he fights a lot of these guys. I saw his fight with Vasily Girov, who's a...
9:26🔗
Adam
This guy basically is a European guy, white guy. Holds the hands up high, throws lots of punches and burns tons of calories. Therefore, he must have twice as much fuel in his tank. You understand? It's like his stroke is so smooth, he barely makes a wake in the water. And James can go in and probably take some guys a little lighter, not train quite as hard for certain guys, and still get away with a victory, but not anymore.
9:58🔗
James Toney
I can't afford to do too old for that now. You know what I'm saying? I must mature. I think right there, like I said, he's in for a whole world of hurt because I haven't fought since I had the injury. I'm hungry, I'm starving. I told him I had Achilles tendon.
10:15🔗
James Toney
Spine. As a matter of fact, having the week before my last fight, I went in and threw a left hook. They see no snap, down I go.
10:23🔗
Adam
How does that work, by the way? There's a guy with 70-something professional fights. God knows how much road work getting up at the crack of Don and hitting the road and everything. And then you just throw a hook, a punch you've thrown a million times, and all of a sudden pop.
10:38🔗
James Toney
You know, it could happen if I walk down the street. What could happen to you? Walking down the street. I can say it was a lot of work, a lot of hard work getting back together. Everybody was going to fight this year. They thought we were going to next year. I got my mind to do it. I just got tired of watching all these heavyweight champions, pretendos, of trying to fight and talk about how I'm going to do this and do that. I got to show what real fighting is all about.
11:14🔗
James Toney
I ended up more contented in the world. So, you know, right now basically he's living on borrowed time. I'm going to get him. Basically all I got to do is go down the street to the bread boxing gym and go in that gym at four o'clock in the afternoon and go knock his ass out.
11:32🔗
James Toney
I'm just trying to be cordial right now. But after the fight, I will start steering things up.
11:37🔗
Adam
Okay. You know, you can get guys, by the way, to fight you if you make fun of them for long enough.
11:45🔗
Adam
Especially guys that are 6'8 and 260 pounds aren't used to having people screw with them. You screw with them enough, you do it. You know, the guy who beat Roy Jones Jr. I mean, the unbeatable Roy Jones Jr. He's not unbeatable.
11:59🔗
James Toney
He's got, hey, it was like, it was a female getting knocked out by another female that night.
12:03🔗
Adam
All right. Sorry, James. I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to rouse you. All I'm saying is, is some people thought that Roy Jones Jr. was a guy who couldn't be beat and...
12:14🔗
James Toney
Those people were crazy. Those people, I thought they were, they didn't know nothing about boxing.
12:22🔗
James Toney
It's been a while since he fought, but it's real. And this time, you know, he paid the price.
12:31🔗
James Toney
Well, he wouldn't fight me, though, because I was bugging him, worse than he was. Yeah, but you're scary.
12:34🔗
He scared the death of me.
12:55🔗
Caller
And I started bleeding. Well, we found out after that it was blood. He just thought I was like really wet. And afterwards when we were done, I saw like it was dark and I was like, oh crap, it's blood. And then I just thought, or we just thought that I just got my reg when we were doing it. And then-
13:36🔗
Drew
Anything at all. Well, it can happen. Sex can sometimes generate bleeding. It's not uncommon.
13:40🔗
Adam
It is weird though when the lights are off and you're like, boy, this chick's excited. And then you look down and it's like, oh, Christ, that's horrible. That's like a horror movie when you wash yourself off in the sink. The close up of the train. Crap going down there. Yeah, it's a good luck. All right. We got a, Stephen's got a boxing question. Stephen?
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What's up, man?
14:14🔗
Who's gonna win between Hopkins and Delahoyah?
14:18🔗
James Toney
Oh, Hopkins, look at me. It's gonna be a tremendous fight. I look at that two scenarios. I look at if Delahoyah can fight, fight the, can box a purple fight like he did against Trinidad, but fight the last three rounds and box effectively, he will win. But if he's still there and trying to stand tall and tall, Bernard, he's gonna get knocked out.
14:39🔗
Adam
By the way, he's like got 18 successful title defenses. Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty amazing. Delahoyah doesn't get the credit that he deserves those, being a pretty tough champion, too.
14:50🔗
James Toney
Delahoyah is a good, he's a true, he's a great fighter, but if you put Delahoyah against the fighters of the 70s and 80s, he won't last a minute.
15:10🔗
Adam
It's an interesting, you know, it's interesting, which is, you know, when you go back and look at sports, and most sports, you go back and look at football from the 70s, a bunch of 190-pound guys with their socks around their ankles, running around, wrapping guys, and now, you know, a bunch of guys, you know, flying 20 feet in the air and throwing forearms. So in basketball, the same way, a bunch of white guys in shiny shorts throwing the ball around.
15:34🔗
Adam
Yeah, tight, shiny shorts with belts, ironically. You get the world's tightest shorts. I know we need a goddamn belt to hold them up. But the point is, is you look back 20, 25, 30 years ago in every other sport and you go, there's no way they couldn't compete, couldn't compete today. Too small, too weak, too whatever. Boxing, you look back on, you know, your Muhammad Ali's or your Hearns, Thomas Hearns, Iran, Hagler, and you go, these guys, these guys 20, 30 years back would be competitive today. And maybe, maybe part of that is just the weight division too. That in football, they just keep getting heavier, they keep getting bigger, just keep bigger and stronger and everything. There, 160 is 160. You know, you take a guy 30 years ago, 160 with no fat, you take a guy today, 160 with no fat, you gotta do the math, you know what I mean? James, how would you have fared back 20, 30 years ago?
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5'8, yeah.
16:50🔗
Adam
Just couldn't win the big one, that's alright. I'm just saying, here's a guy who's, you know, he's 5'8, he's 150 pounds, he's got a comb over. I mean, the quarterbacks now, they're like 6'8, they're 240 pounds. I mean, they're just throwing those lasers down the field.
17:06🔗
James Toney
And they crybaby shoot them. They get a little pinky, they go, eww, they gonna lock me.
17:10🔗
Adam
Yeah, those guys were tough. They take the needle back then, Drew. And by the way, in boxing, what about, you don't hear about steroids that much in boxing. I know Vargas got busted for steroids and was put out for a year. You always can tell in boxing, because you're doing it with your shirt off. You see the guy in his last fight, he doesn't look so great, and then all of a sudden six months later, he's got muscles coming out of the back of his neck. But it doesn't seem to help that much in boxing.
17:41🔗
James Toney
You know, the chin is the most important thing. If you ain't got a good chin, you won't last in this game.
17:53🔗
Adam
They do the tests. One time a guy got stripped of his belt for testing positive for marijuana. Give the guy another belt. He's smoking pot and he's in there. First off, could you imagine being high and walking out to the ring? You would freak, right? Immediately just slide into the crowd and grab something. With no sound. Really, the guys you test, I'm telling you, there's performance enhancing drugs, right? The steroids are performance enhancing, the blood doping, all that. So they test for it because it's unfair to the people they're competing against for performance enhancing. Pot doesn't help anything.
18:42🔗
Adam
Yeah, alarm goes off at 5 a.m. It's time to go do your road work, your stone. Forget about it, right? All I'm saying is using the logic of performance enhancing, if a guy's high, we should give him a couple rounds. You know what I mean? Yeah, give him another belt. Big hemp leaf on there. Amanda?
19:06🔗
So my entire life, when I was like, whenever I get hit with something, I never ever bruise, ever. And ever since I changed to the Nuva Ring, every couple weeks, I get bruises like crazy. And I was wondering if it had anything to do with that.
19:27🔗
Adam
Right. And let me tell you some about James Toney. He wants Klitschko so badly, he would fight him in a Nuva Ring.
19:36🔗
Adam
In the Nuva Ring. Nice. Yeah. There's arguments about 18-foot ring, 20-foot ring, guys want bigger and smaller ring. He'd fight him in a Nuva Ring. Yeah.
19:50🔗
Drew
Yeah, that can happen. Are you bloating or hanging out of the fluid, are your breasts getting tender or anything like that?
19:55🔗
Oh, my goodness. My breasts are so tender all the time now and they never were before. Well, I wouldn't say all the time, but at least every couple weeks they get so tender I can't touch them. They hurt so bad.
20:14🔗
It's just like they're uncomfortable even in my bra and it's just not...
20:19🔗
Drew
Yeah, you should talk to the doctor about it. It sounds like this isn't working for you. And don't worry about the bruising. It doesn't necessarily mean anything serious.
20:26🔗
Do you think it has something to do with the ring?
20:29🔗
Drew
Oh, I do. Why should you have two problems simultaneously? Yes, you should have a blood count down, you should have something called a protime, but the fact is, it's probably the medicine.
20:45🔗
Adam
You don't hear about that. That's right. Yeah, like Evander Holyfield, you hear about, well, Evander talks too much about God. That's why people start looking at him a little bit.
20:58🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's why I had to beat him. Yeah. And by the way, you know, Holyfield's thumping the Bible and thumping chicks at the same time. It's like, he's got three, four different kids, three, four different sets of kids.
21:13🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. But you beat Holyfield. Aren't you worried you might go to hell? No. Just want to check that.
21:29🔗
Adam
And by the way, talk about performance enhancing. How about kissing God's ass, getting in good with him and then going in the ring? You know what I mean? That's an unfair advantage. If you think about it, is it like I'm an atheist. I don't stand a chance in there. I'm lucky to just get whacked in the head, have some vessel burst and just go into a coma and be dead before I hit the ground.
21:50🔗
Adam
That's what would have happened today. James lights out Tony in the studio tonight, not only a great boxer, but a great humanitarian and a great individual. James. A legend. A legend. 67 and 4, everybody.
22:10🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah. Yeah. He had he had one of the first. Well, I don't know if it's one of the first, but she was a female manager.
22:17🔗
James Toney
The first one was Becky O'Neill. They keep on forgetting about her. She's nice to live in Philadelphia.
22:22🔗
Adam
Jewish female manager. I remember seeing her when I saw James fight at the Olympic Auditorium about 10 years ago. It's crazy. Just all hair and nails climbing in to the ring. All right. So that movie was with Meg Ryan and who was that? Omar Epps. Omar Epps. Loosely based on James Toney. James is going to be fighting this Thursday one week from today on Fox Sports West. It's going to be broadcast live on the best day on a sports show. He's fighting guy, Ryder Booker, 22 and 0. So no walk in the park for James. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
23:07🔗
Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready, ready, ready.
23:13🔗
Caller
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23:42🔗
Adam
See Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Here tonight with legendary boxer James Lights Out Tony. 67 and four. Soon to be 68 and four. Fighting one week from tonight. This Thursday, and it's gonna be live on the Best Damn Sports Show. And you find Rydell Booker who's 22 and 0 and then gonna be looking for a Clitch Go, namely Vitaly. It's tough because one's Vladimir and the other's Vitaly.
24:20🔗
Adam
You always got a hiccup. Yeah, well, one doesn't suck as badly as the other. And that's the guy who's got the heavyweight belt right now.
24:29🔗
Adam
James got to get it from him. Yeah, now see, the problem is, is this a tall guy? Yeah, he's a lot of, Drew, you want to drag out the cardboard picture of him? We'll keep a cardboard picture of him here in the studio.
24:51🔗
Adam
When you see it, you got the breast is on him, you got the lipstick on him, the eyeliner.
25:00🔗
Adam
Yeah, what happened is a layman Brewster came in here and he drew on it. Yeah, so the point is, and by the way, if Klitschko ever comes in here, we got to hide that thing.
25:15🔗
James Toney
No, if Klitschko comes in here, make sure you call me so I can put that post out for you.
25:23🔗
Adam
I don't really need you to beat him up, I just need you to keep him busy for long enough for me to get to my car.
25:29🔗
Adam
That's all. And then what happens after that's what happens. I can't be responsible for that. I give two toots on the horn when I'm driving down Venice. There you go. Yeah. That would be a nice fight. And the thing is, where this guy's essentially a super heavyweight. And heavyweight, once you got out of cruiserweight, you got into the heavyweight division. And guys used to fight at the heavyweight division at 218, 215, 195. You know, Muhammad Ali, probably half the dudes Muhammad Ali fought were in the 200 pound range. He would, you know, what's his name? Trying to think of...
26:13🔗
Adam
Foreman was big, but Foreman was still 226 when he fought Ali and considered one of the bigger heavyweights. All I'm saying is, now these guys are 265 and they're 6'8. So there really should be a super heavyweight division.
26:36🔗
James Toney
These guys, these so-called big guys, they're big and bad. Bring their ass to me.
26:47🔗
Adam
James is slick and that's the whole thing. These guys are big and clumsy. So, I think James' plan would be to out slick them.
26:58🔗
James Toney
Yeah, because you know, I'll sit there. I don't run from nobody. Like I told you, Adam.
27:06🔗
James Toney
And Holyfield is one of the greatest fighters of all time. You know, he made things. He was holding dance on for three fights.
27:16🔗
Adam
Now, James is a natural boxer and he's very slick and very hard to hit and he doesn't have to run around and dodge you. He stands right in front of you and you miss him. And then he hits you and then he wins. James, that's how it works.
27:32🔗
Adam
Call her James. Yeah, well that in my period. I was, I looked down into my sweats. I was spotting. It was very embarrassing.
27:40🔗
Adam
I went into the bathroom to find a tampon dispenser. Yeah, I had to stuff a pad to my low foul protector, Drew. Let me tell you something, too. Let me tell you something, too. Guys look scarier sparring than they do in the fights. I'll tell you why. Sparring, yeah, you see them in the fight. They're wearing the silk trunks and the silk robe and they're sort of cleaned up a little and they're fighting in a nice place, a lot of good-looking blonde chicks sitting around, the ring girls and Michael Buffers there and it's sterile. You see them in the gym. There's duct tape on the canvas floor. There's blood everywhere.
28:25🔗
Adam
The guy he was sparring was wearing a t-shirt, looked like the operating table. There's blood and guts and parts. He had part of his nose. He had an ear on. James is sitting there. You wear the low foul protector, the cup belt thing. You wear it outside of your trunks when you're sparring. You look sort of disheveled but crazy disheveled. You're wearing cut off sweatpants. You're wearing the head gear and stuff. You look like a lunatic. You look like a maniac. It's not the shiny stuff. You look that much scarier. Then the environment is scarier. It's like you're fighting in a cave.
29:05🔗
Adam
Right. Yeah. James talking and whacking guys in the head. And plus I heard stories about James too. People are like, oh yeah. He, well, you never know. You know you get that kind of, you know, that's the thing that scares you the most. Yeah like they, you know, they go, oh, you're going to move around with James? Yeah. Oh, okay. You never know. I mean, he likes you, right? Oh, you never know. See that kind of stuff scares you. Caller James?
29:31🔗
Yep. Yeah.
29:34🔗
Well, hey Dr. Drew, hey Adam, how are you doing? My, actually my question is if I drink and then I have sex that night, could my sperm possibly get, if the baby was to conceive that night, give it fetal alcohol syndrome?
29:51🔗
Adam
If that were true, everyone, every kid would just be walking around with a hockey helmet on and drooling into a cup. We'd all have it. Everyone gets pregnant when they're drunk, right?
30:04🔗
If I was the drunk one, because my wife will let me have sex with her when I'm drunk, because she thinks that I could transmit fetal alcohol syndrome.
30:12🔗
Drew
That doesn't happen that way. And in fact, it doesn't even happen if she were drunk either, reality is, because, look, people have this very bizarre conception, that concept, that conception occurs at the moment of intercourse, like the sperm is released into the vagina and moments later I'm pregnant. The fact is, the pregnancy actually develops, on average, about one to two days later.
30:41🔗
Drew
The sperm sits there for up to three days, waits for an egg to be released. It's rare that the egg would just be sitting there waiting.
30:58🔗
Adam
You sweat it out. Yeah, you go sweat it out. All right, so if you're drunk, your sperm's not drunk, right?
31:06🔗
Adam
Yeah, because that's all I need because I do a fair amount of masturbation when I'm drunk and I don't need any other big man beating off again. You met your sperm coming out drunk. Hey, loser, how'd the date go?
31:20🔗
Yeah, the date went so well, what am I doing on your sock?
31:43🔗
Hey, buddy, come on now! I thought we had something!
32:13🔗
Hey, I got a question for you guys. I, when I was about 10 to, well, between the time of 10 and 12 years old, my dad's sister, she molested me.
32:30🔗
She would have been, oh, God. See, that's... Kim? That brightened up in her, like, 22, 23.
32:41🔗
It's weird.
32:42🔗
My cousin, my cousin on my mom's side, she's three years older than I am, and she also would do things to me when I was at that age.
32:53🔗
Yeah. And my mom and my dad had a talk with, like, my aunt and uncle and stuff about it and whatever.
33:04🔗
They wanted to know what was going on because they, I went to my parents with it when it happened and I didn't, because I didn't, I mean, at that age, I mean, I really didn't, you know...
33:14🔗
.know what they were doing.
33:16🔗
Well, no. They, like, they would touch me and they would, like, make me do things to them. And my parents...
33:24🔗
Adam
I know it's not a factor, but it's easier, it's a less bitter pill to swallow if she was hot. Was she hot? I mean, look, let's face it. It helps. Here's all I'm saying, all I'm saying is this, and I know it sounds horrible, but if she came into the room and was a big fat pig with, you know, clamp-on earrings and chewing gum and be like, you poor dear, you were traumatized, and if she came in and looked like Nicole Kidman, people would be like, all right, kid, let's move on. I mean, we can get over it, right? I mean, it is true. It is true as guys. Yeah? Where was he? Line one.
33:58🔗
Caller
But the thing is that ever since then, like, I don't know, normally in cases like this when you're traumatized like that, with something like that, don't you normally, like, you're not as more tendency to want to have sex and do stuff like that or...
34:20🔗
Drew
Yeah, yeah. It really kind of wires up that part of your brain and then puts a supercharger behind it basically.
34:25🔗
Caller
And like my girlfriend, I have a girlfriend right now and, like, I've been with her for about a year and four months and we started having sex about two months ago. And before it I had a girlfriend, before her I had a girlfriend for three and a half years and we had had sex about a year and a half after we were together and it wasn't like it was a big deal with her. You know, we just did it occasionally and now this girlfriend, it's all the time. All right.
34:48🔗
Adam
Well, listen, 23-year-old guys are going to have sex as much as they can with whoever they can have sex with anyway.
34:54🔗
Drew
Well, if you've been a trauma survivor, sometimes you can never be satisfied. It's always more and more.
35:02🔗
Caller
Well, that's the other thing I was thinking about. You know, is that, is there, I obviously could go to probably, what would it be, like a sex therapist or just a regular therapist?
35:26🔗
Drew
So it's possible you've got the combo here of addiction and trauma, which results in sexual addictions. So you could consider SA also as a way of.
35:45🔗
Drew
That's super white trash. You didn't tell the story about what they look like, how old they were, that kind of stuff.
36:00🔗
Caller
The one that was 22, yeah. She would have me groping her and doing stuff and fingering her and stuff like that.
36:16🔗
Caller
Well, it's kind of hard. No, we don't really because my dad doesn't get along with his family.
36:21🔗
Drew
And what is it your parents wanted to know about it, they sat down and had a little discussion about this?
36:25🔗
Caller
Well, they didn't find out about... My dad didn't find out about his sister until probably a lot, like after the stuff happened with my cousin. It kind of happened during the same time. It was weird because it wasn't connected at all really. I mean, they didn't know each other, either side of the family. And obviously, my cousin, she was only a few years older than me.
36:48🔗
Adam
Yeah, I know. Yeah. All right. Well, bad times, as we like to say, over here. But Jay, he landed on his feet. He'll be fine. He'll get a little therapy, work it out. Still not as bad. I don't believe it was as bad as if it was a woman doing this to a guy, a young girl doing this to an older guy.
37:12🔗
Adam
Yeah. There's parts of the world where 10-year-old guys get gone, you know, at that age, yeah. James, when did you lose your virginity? 10?
37:24🔗
James Toney
I'm a veteran. See, this is why they call me Dark Gable. I'm very able, man. I take care of business. Ain't no shortstop for me, baby.
37:40🔗
James Toney
It's me, Dark Gable, President Douglas, you know, Count Chocula. I'm all that. Whatever you want me to be, I'm that. I can't help it.
37:48🔗
Adam
Let's ask. We got a quick question for James Lights Out, Tony or James Dark Gable, Count Chocula.
37:59🔗
Hey, you're awesome, dude.
38:07🔗
Oh, in April?
38:08🔗
James Toney
April's gonna be the date. April, somewhere around, April 7th, somewhere around there.
38:28🔗
Adam
Good. I'm glad to hear that. Here's the thing about boxing. It's all over the map. I mean, there's guys.
38:33🔗
James Toney
But certain fighters make certain money. Certain fighters, a lot of fighters don't make everything like you think.
38:42🔗
Adam
No. It is. You'd be surprised and angered to know that Drew, A, makes as much as me, which doesn't seem fair at all. But B, yeah, there are guys that are doing this shift at night and getting 30 bucks a night.
38:58🔗
Adam
Yeah. So James, good. You're making money. Good. Because there are guys who've had long careers, had a lot of fights, names you've heard of who didn't do very well, and a lot of guys just threw their money away, too, right?
39:08🔗
James Toney
Yeah, but see, you know, you got to be diverse. I'm a diverse individual like Doc Gable, you know. That's my alter ego.
39:23🔗
Adam
Smart. Let the Jews handle it. Black man will do the fighting. Let the Jews take care of the money.
39:29🔗
James Toney
But this black man right here, he's smart because you know that's why I said the Doc game production is coming to play. I might put you in the film.
39:47🔗
Adam
We'll take a quick break. James lights out Darkwing Duck, Dark Gable, Dark Gable, King of Chocolate, all that.
40:10🔗
Can you get addicted to that?
40:11🔗
It hurts when I pee.
40:13🔗
Loveline.
40:14🔗
Adam
Be right back. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. James lights out Tony in the studio tonight. Sixty-seven and four. And then a couple of draws, too, by the way. Which is...
41:00🔗
Adam
Avenged draws. Seventy... Didn't win the fight, shot the guy in the parking lot. Seventy... So what is that? Seventy-three professional fights. Fights. And that's active because most... A lot of guys fight once, twice a year.
41:35🔗
Adam
Yeah, I wonder if, by the way, you know, fighters, they're, I don't know, they're wired a certain way, which is when they ain't training.
41:53🔗
James Toney
No, when I'm basically, because I'm at where I'm supposed to be in the first place, you know.
41:57🔗
James Toney
I've always been a heavyweight and I'm very comfortable here. I think when I'm starting to show my real skills.
42:02🔗
Adam
Yeah. And so I'm with a shirt off today, Drew. Unfortunately, I was spotting and lactating. So I had to leave. I sprung a vagina when I walked into the gym. James Oskar was yelling at the guy who was beating up.
42:27🔗
James Toney
Yeah, he been calling for me for the last two weeks. So, you know, he got what he wanted.
42:30🔗
Really?
42:31🔗
James Toney
Calling for you? Actually, there's a saying going around that says, be careful what you ask for because you might get it. He asked for it and he got it.
42:38🔗
Yeah.
42:38🔗
Adam
I think that was part of the ring conversation, too. Yeah. Let me tell you, I talk to you in the ring. It sounds like this.
42:48🔗
Eric? Eric?
42:54🔗
Yes.
42:57🔗
Hey. I've been listening to your shows. I like you guys a lot. I was just wondering every time you get a call from somebody, the first thing you ask is were you abused? Were you alcoholic?
43:13🔗
No, but it seems like that's the solution to all of your problems. I mean, you were abused. Yeah, go get some therapy. I mean, is that for real or?
43:23🔗
I mean, I have plenty of problems and I was never abused. My family wasn't alcoholics. I mean, you know what I'm saying?
43:34🔗
Yeah, I got no problems, but I wasn't abused or I wasn't alcoholic.
43:38🔗
Adam
Listen, jackass, don't call the show anymore. What, are you drunk? Well, so what's your point? You call the show, you have no problems, but you have problems, you were never abused, we ask everyone if they're abused.
43:52🔗
Caller
What's your point? Well, I usually listen to the people call you for and the other one says, well, you were abused.
44:01🔗
Drew
That's why they get locked in these patterns of repetitive abuse. They are reenacting their original abuse. We're just bringing that to life. And it's something that takes years to treat. So the thing that we could treat that in a minute and a half on the radio is ridiculous.
44:14🔗
Adam
Well, no, but here's what we do. People call and they want to talk, they say, look, I got a piercing, you know, going through, goes in my ass, it comes out the urethra of my penis. And I now want to do one where I want to staple my scrotum sac to my forehead. Is that safe? And instead of us talking about stapling the guy's sac to his forehead, we try to get at the root of the problem.
44:38🔗
Adam
It turns out your uncle took you down to the basement, molested you for 14 years. And now you think it's a good idea to staple your sac to your forehead. We'd rather address, here's what I'm saying. Instead of going to the... Superficial. Here's what I'm saying. Instead of getting out the mop, we'd like to stop the leak. That's what I'm saying. You could get out the mop every time, but why not just stop the leak?
45:04🔗
Drew
By the way, you're usually looking for us to endorse behaviors that are so destructive, that it doesn't even make sense to even talk about them.
45:10🔗
Adam
All right. I'm just saying, and I don't mean to come down on Eric, but I don't know what his point is. I'm mad at him now.
45:17🔗
Eric?
45:28🔗
Well, you guys, I like you a lot.
45:31🔗
Adam
You can watch Best Damn Sports Show on Thursday, a week from now, doing the fight live, something that hasn't been done before.
45:49🔗
James Toney
It's the first time I've ever done a big TV show like this. That's why. It's big. It's been in everything. The publicity we're getting from it is great. I think it's going to break all records. It's going to be a great show. It's going to be a quick night. I'll get your butts out there early.
46:19🔗
Adam
It's not going 12. No. But if it was a 12 round fight, you just go four times 12 and then you got your time there. What is that? Five days. It's 48. It's still in under an hour. You see what I'm saying?
46:33🔗
James Toney
It's going to be a good show. If you can't make it out, just tune in to the Best Dance Sports Show because I'm the best damn heavyweight period.
46:42🔗
James Toney
I'm going to start very fast. I'm going to start very fast, Adam. All the time I don't start fast as in the bedroom, pimp.
46:49🔗
Adam
I start slow and then go to stop. That's what I like to do. That's my move. I started slow, I go to pause and then to stop. Those are my three phases. And then I actually start backing up to the point where it becomes the calendar starts going the wrong direction. James lights out, Count Chocula, Black Gable.
47:12🔗
Adam
Black Gula. Tony is in studio tonight. He's going to be fighting one week from today. Guys, 22 and 0. The guy's fighting. So no pushover. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.
47:28🔗
So what's up?
48:30🔗
Hey everybody, it's Love Line.
48:34🔗
Adam
Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191- James lights out Tony in the studio tonight, 67 and four. Fighting one week from today on the Best Damn Sports Show period, and he's fighting a guy named Rydell Booker, Jewish guy, I'm guessing, with a name like Rydell Booker.
48:53🔗
Yeah, I mean, you would assume.
48:55🔗
Adam
22 and O, Rydell is, well, 22 and O, hard to argue with, but he's gonna have himself a loss on this record. Maybe two, you know what? When James is through with him, he may be 22 and two. He might, if you beat the guy up bad enough, can you give him two losses?
49:15🔗
Adam
Yeah, so it'll be 22 and two, 22 and two, and James will be inching closer towards 70 professional.
49:29🔗
James Toney
Yeah, doing a co-promotion with dudes and tutors, so you know, big things are happening. Big things, big things.
49:35🔗
Adam
All right, well I will be watching and cheering. Cheering at home, Drew, and I will do that. Let's get back to the phones. James is gonna be here for one more segment. Matt?
49:52🔗
Caller
Well, I got, I got hair growing up, I guess you could say the sides of the shaft. I wanted to know if there was any easy way to remove that, that's safe.
50:08🔗
I certainly am, sir.
50:12🔗
Caller
Yeah, it is, I'm not a huge follower of the boxing, but I've heard your name many times, man, much respect.
50:18🔗
Adam
Yeah, and that's a good thing, by the way, when someone doesn't follow us for it, knows you. Yeah, where are you from?
50:51🔗
Yeah, I was wondering.
50:54🔗
Caller
Now, you know, that kind of, I don't know something about lasers and my penis that don't mix, you know what I mean?
50:58🔗
Drew
No, I understand that. And it's a sort of a painful procedure too. So I don't know offhand if they would use food on the genitalia or not, but I bet they do.
51:13🔗
Adam
We're gonna need you following me around. I'm sorry, man. Woo! All right, how about, you know, you're gonna need, you're gonna need some waxing. You need a bikini wax.
51:37🔗
Adam
First off, if you got a nice car, you gotta wash it once a week, right? Throw a quart of wax on it.
51:43🔗
Adam
You gotta take care of it. What could be more important than your penis? That is the Ferrari of body parts. You understand?
51:52🔗
All right, all right.
51:54🔗
Adam
You had to pick a gay car. You couldn't just pick a small car. You had to pick a gay car. All right. Okay, thank you. In my case, the Mini. Right.
52:04🔗
Adam
The point is, is you gotta take care of that part, and if that means you gotta maintain it couple times a week, once a week, put a little wax strip on it, then so be it. That's what you gotta do. That's what he's gotta do. You don't wanna take a laser to it. You don't wanna shave it.
52:20🔗
Adam
Why? You'll have, you'll have sex with a chick with a, you'll have a five o'clock stubble. You give her, you'll turn her inside out. Yeah, you'll tear her up.
52:31🔗
Adam
That's right. What? Like a hamster, that's my point. The point is, is you gotta either pluck it, or you gotta wax it. That's what I'm saying. All right. Marina?
52:45🔗
Yep.
52:49🔗
Caller
Well, I just started seeing Guy about two weeks ago, and I immediately started getting intimate with him. Aside from the fact that alcohol was involved, I was just really, well, I am really gaga over him. But didn't have sex though until the second week. We just got intimate and fooled around and whatever. Anyway, aside from the sex, we get along absolutely great.
53:25🔗
Caller
The problem is, is I want to make sure, have some sort of signs of whether he is in it for just the sex, and for the good time, and then he'll drop me.
53:56🔗
Adam
Also, let's just try to figure out what this guy's got going for him, because, okay, here's what I say, let's put it this way, it's sad but true. Guys will do about as much as they can do with as many people as they can do it with. Now, Drew, you don't have this problem because your wife's listening and you won't admit it, but here's what I mean, here's what guys will do. Guys will be with the same woman for a long time, all of a sudden win the lottery, get a sports car, and all of a sudden they're banging their secretary. It depends, guys are, you know, the reason actors-
54:25🔗
Drew
That, by the way, is why you wait till later in life to see where you're gonna put your positions.
54:29🔗
Adam
The reason professional athletes and actors aren't faithful to their girlfriends is because they can get other chicks. I mean, oftentimes, that's what happens. No, James doesn't know. No, boxers never do this kind of stuff. No, I mean, when I say professional athlete, I mean golfer, polo, bowling, swimming, bowling.
54:53🔗
Adam
Curling, there's a guy. Those Canadians. Yeah, I mean, those types of guys. Yeah, I'm not talking about your black fighters.
55:26🔗
Adam
I'm sorry, buddy. If I could turn back time and take that back, I would do it in a heartbeat, I really would. And of course, I didn't mean boxers, but my point is, is guys will do as much as they think they can get away with. Now you show me a guy who's got a nice ride, a nice pad, who looks good with his shirt off and has a good gig. I'll show you a guy who might not be ready to settle down at almost any age.
55:48🔗
Drew
But, but, but, or who could, if he's there also could be ready to settle down and Marina could be the one.
56:38🔗
Adam
Does he look good with his shirt off? Because when guys stop working out, it means they're ready to get married.
56:55🔗
Adam
That's trouble. If he's shaven, by the way, when you're primping, when you're plucking, when you're tanning, when you're shaven, when you're armor-auling, it means you're looking for chicks.
57:19🔗
At a bar.
57:20🔗
Adam
At a bar. All right, all right. So he's a smooth talker, he's got a nice car, and he shaves his chest.
57:28🔗
Caller
We did have that conversation because I know I'm young and a lot of older guys think that, you know, well, she's too young for me, well, let's see what I can get out of her. She's young anyway and I wouldn't marry her.
57:45🔗
Caller
Well, he said, yeah, I'm looking for someone and whatever, but that was what I was expecting. Of course, I wasn't thinking he was gonna say, no, I'm just here to screw you.
58:10🔗
Drew
All right. You still need to have the talk with this guy, because you gotta at least get it clear to him that you're beginning to have more feelings than you would wish you'd had.
58:18🔗
Drew
And that if he's gonna screw you over, you might as well understand what his intentions are and as he can adjust accordingly.
58:24🔗
Adam
You gotta worry when guys try and when the guys are keeping up with themselves. I mean, James.
58:29🔗
Adam
James, a professional athlete, he has to stay in shape. That's his business. But regular guys, when they start working out, I'd say the number one thing, if you were with a guy, especially if you're married to a guy or a dating guy, all of a sudden he starts working out, something's up.
58:52🔗
Adam
There's a difference between me and you, James. You see the good in people and then try to kill them.
58:57🔗
James Toney
No, no, no, shut up. Look, now if a guy, if his health is declining, when you go to the doctor, the doctor says, you gotta do something to get you something better.
59:07🔗
Drew
What if the guy has worked out all his life and kind of lets it go and then gets it back again?
59:10🔗
James Toney
Yeah, like myself, I did it before. I had it all go boom, got 275. Look at me now.
59:24🔗
Adam
I don't know, but see when black guys get the rolls, it looks like muscle that's just, you know, just gonna nap. You don't get pink and stretch marks. Our nipples get bigger and stuff, you know? We have big frisbee size areolas. We're a mess. Yeah. I'm coming back as a black dude next, Drew. That's gonna be my move. Yeah, I'm gonna let the, you know, make sure everything's cool and then just come back as a black guy. And you know what? I'm not putting a shirt on. I'm walking around with my shirt off. I'm a dead a winner. Shirt off.
59:56🔗
Adam
All the way. I don't care if I get a job as a lawyer. I'll put the tie on with no shirt. Just no shirt. All right. Where are we, Drew? All right. So here's my point. Oh, yes. Guys can work out, of course. I'm just saying if you're with a guy who doesn't seem interested in working out for a number of years and all of a sudden he's hit in the gym and looking at himself in the mirror, that may be a sign.
1:00:16🔗
Drew
All right. Whenever guys are behaving themselves, watch out. Basically what we're saying.
1:00:25🔗
Yeah?
1:00:28🔗
Caller
I was just wondering if there's any health risks with this. I have this form of masturbation where I like to lay down in the tub and let the water pulsate over my vagina and my quatorus. And I was just wondering if that, like, there's any, like, if that can, like, do, I don't know, if there's anything, health effects with that.
1:00:50🔗
James Toney
Man, I need to go help her. I honestly didn't run with it at all. Man, Doc, I'm sorry, Doc.
1:00:56🔗
Drew
No, it's good, James. No, nothing wrong with that. That's a preferred method, as a matter of fact. It's certified.
1:01:04🔗
Drew
No, not get your essence out. I suppose if you really had a firm, you know, sort of intense pressure, you could get a urinary tract infection, but that's about it. Or you could burn yourself, you said it was hot water, but, well, you'd work that out.
1:01:32🔗
Adam
Black woman. Yeah, he communicates with fish and with vaginas. Alright, so guaranteed orgasm, 30 seconds, and really, once a week, twice a week, what are you good for?
1:01:54🔗
Adam
Alright, swing by her pad. Should be the place the water coming out of the front door. Cascading down the driveway. I swear to you, we always talk about, especially Phoenix, it's a desert. And there's droughts. And water conservation, always a big deal. And here in Los Angeles, same thing, it's a desert, water conservation. And they're always telling you, hey, turn the sprinklers off, don't run them at night, don't run them during the day, don't wash your car off with the hose, don't wash down the drive with the hose, blow it out. How about, hey teenagers, quit beating off in the tub. You know, guys go in there, they turn the water on, so mom thinks they're taking a shower. Then they spend 20 minutes beating off in front of the toilet. You know what I mean? Meanwhile, that's beautiful water going right down the drain.
1:02:43🔗
Adam
I could do it. Hi, I'm Adam Carolla. This is my partner James Light South Tony. We're trying to knock out teenage masturbation. Hey, you want to beat off in bed? Fine. You want to do it in the closet? You want to do it in the entry hall?
1:02:56🔗
Adam
That's right, that's good potable water just going right down the drain. And if you think about it, teenagers just go in, they turn the faucet on, and then they go in there, and they go at themselves. Somebody needs 20 minutes.
1:03:17🔗
Adam
James Toney's lawn is turning brown because you teenagers won't quit beating off in the tub. And again, we do that thing where we do knock out water waste. Because whenever it's a sports thing, you gotta, if it's baseball, you gotta get home run.
1:03:41🔗
Adam
Yeah, the guys do it like that, and then the girls, this is a thing I learned from this show, James. Many women do this in the tub.
1:04:28🔗
Caller
Yeah. Oh my God. I can't believe I'm talking to you guys. You guys are so awesome. Thank you for taking my call.
1:04:40🔗
Caller
Not too much. I just want to call and get your advice on my situation. I've been with my girlfriend for a really long time and like to ask her to marry me, but there's something that I've been keeping from her. I just have a... I was really young at the time and I got arrested for petty theft.
1:05:19🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, you know, it totally straightened out my life. I just graduated and like, I'm on the right track now. I'm applying to dental school and trying to do the right thing.
1:05:37🔗
Drew
I don't see why you would be... Is she squeaky clean and you idealize her and you're afraid that she'll somehow...
1:05:45🔗
Caller
I told her just recently that I pot once and she kind of was kind of freaked out about that too.
1:05:58🔗
Adam
One time for eight years. Hey, Mike, why are you going to marry this prissy chick? She sounds too uptight for you. You're a wild man. You're a dental school student. You're out of control, buddy. You're like a biker. You know, with the floss and the water pick and everything.
1:06:39🔗
Adam
You're applying to dental school. By the way, do you really want to do that? Crawl inside of people's mouths all day?
1:06:46🔗
Adam
It is a good life? Really? Look, scraping people's... the plaque off people's tongues and having them try to talk to you while they're all numbed up and...
1:06:57🔗
Adam
Who's interested in that stuff? No, I wouldn't want a job. I want a job where people want to see me. You know what I mean? The dentists, people are angry when they show up.
1:07:12🔗
Adam
Mike? Yeah. All right. Well, look, I think she's too uptight. I think you ought to slow it down a little bit.
1:07:19🔗
Drew
Here's what you need to do. Mike, here's the deal. Don't idealize her so much. She needs to be able to accept who you are to hide parts of yourself because you're afraid of upsetting her sort of unrealistically rigid expectations. That's not a good relationship. You've got to lay it out, who you are, all your warts and sores and whatever. And if she loves you, she'll accept all that. It's not like you're somebody who's prone to spiraling out of control. You're fine. Yeah, don't hide stuff. It's all right.
1:07:54🔗
Drew
No, you did not. You saved that until afterward and she's been freaking about it ever since. She would not have married you if she knew that.
1:08:02🔗
Adam
Well, again, I'm conserving water. That's my whole thing. I don't want James Toney to have a dead lawn or an escalade that's covered with a coat of dust. That's all I'm saying. Together we can knock out the drought. Knock out the drought. There you go. Yeah, there's the PS guy. James Toney, James Chocolate Thunder Count Chocula...
1:08:29🔗
Adam
Dark Gable, Tony, Lights Out Tony, is going to be fighting one week from tonight on the Best Damn Sports Show. He's fighting Ry-Dell Booker.
1:08:53🔗
James Toney
If you're done with all the ring announcements and all that, I'm gonna go to work.
1:08:58🔗
Adam
Right, right. James lights out Tony an honor to finally meet you and have you on the show.
1:09:04🔗
Adam
We'll have you back soon when you're fighting Klitschko, perhaps. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody, Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Where the hell did the week go, Drew?
1:09:58🔗
Adam
Well, I'll tell you what it was. By Monday or Tuesday, it was like, oh, when is this week gonna end? And now it's, wait a minute, tomorrow's Friday?
1:10:24🔗
Adam
Do a little masturbation in the tub. I want to thank James Lights Out, Tony, for coming in here today.
1:10:31🔗
Adam
Yes. I love the guy. He has a great personality and a great boxer, and always entertaining in and out of the ring.
1:10:42🔗
Adam
So I look forward to that fight one week from today, and we'll talk to Leigh, who's 24, Leigh.
1:10:53🔗
Caller
No, I just have this thing whenever I, well, whenever I masturbate, I'll ejaculate, and it's like really watery, almost like urine, but I never have an orgasm.
1:11:06🔗
Adam
Oh, really? Yeah. But something will come out of you, and it's not just lubrication, it's not moisture.
1:11:14🔗
Caller
Well, and honestly, the first time it happened, I thought that I couldn't control my bladder.
1:11:37🔗
Drew
Because I would think, how can you, without the muscular contraction of an orgasm, it's hard for there to be anything. I see, so you're sort of squeezing something out just prior to having an orgasm.
1:11:52🔗
Adam
And how does it come out? I mean, is it, you know, like wiper sprays, is it like a super soaker or squirt gun? What?
1:12:05🔗
Adam
How come I knew we would never, the answer to that is that it just kind of comes out. But by the way-
1:12:14🔗
Adam
You know, it's the radio. Paint a picture with words, everybody. I'm trying to figure out-
1:12:21🔗
Adam
No, well, yeah, I don't even know what I'm trying to figure out anymore. But it seems like if it sort of just dribbles out, I could see her doing it without having an orgasm. If it comes sort of blasting out, it seems curious that there's no orgasm.
1:12:36🔗
Drew
The other thing is that usually it can come out in like rhythmic pulsations, you know? Is it coming out in repetitive streams or a single stream?
1:12:56🔗
Caller
It's like it's like it's peeing, but it's not. Like it's a spray, but it's a weak spray.
1:13:04🔗
Adam
You know, I want to strangle, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to strangle the collars, and then I'm going to strangle myself. Can you kill yourself by strangling yourself, Drew?
1:13:13🔗
Adam
I'm going to try. But here's the point. You know, the question is how does it come out? And believe me, I'm not so stupid as to just ask how does it come out, because the answer would be very nicely, thank you. I have to say, is it like a wiper spray? Is it like a squirt gun? What kind of stream does it come out? And of course, first you get, well, a lot comes out.
1:13:35🔗
Adam
It just comes out as answer number one. Number two, a lot comes out, and then a little bit. Really? I just can't, can't do, well, what is that about people, Drew, and how do they not know what you're asking?
1:13:58🔗
Caller
It's a pouring out. It's like if you took a glass of water and then you just poured it out slowly. It just pours out.
1:14:10🔗
Drew
Yeah, that makes sense. Because when the muscles contract, you can squeeze those glands pretty good and squirt something out.
1:14:34🔗
Adam
Oh, I totally screwed up, Drew. I forgot. Is James, Chris, is James Toney who's left the building? Yeah.
1:14:51🔗
Adam
It's, you know, it's like one of these things where now, he's in his car, now I remember. I think he was angry.
1:15:06🔗
Adam
Happy Jewish New Year, buddy. Happy, just happy New Year. Yeah, yeah, I mean, just New Year. Happy Rosh Hashanah, I'm sorry. This is so obvious, so stupid. Yeah, I got caught up in the record. I was plugging the fight.
1:15:25🔗
Adam
All right, let's get back to the phones and speak to Cheryl. All right, so Lee, nothing wrong with you.
1:15:33🔗
Drew
You gotta keep working on things. She should be having orgasms. That's kind of weird that she's not.
1:15:37🔗
Adam
All right, wait a minute. Lee? All right, Lee was, Lee was one of these chicks who was, first off, I'm going with Hot Chick, and I'm going with, not as hot as she thinks she is, but Hot Chick, and I don't know quite how to say it. There's certain people out there who think they deserve more than they've earned.
1:16:03🔗
Adam
Well, no, I just mean a little like, hey, what's going on? Hey, why isn't this happening? Not totally, but a little bit.
1:16:13🔗
Adam
And the thing about that is for women, if you're pushing, you know what it's like? It's like trying to put a thread through a needle and being in a big hurry and being aggressive about it. It's like you gotta stop, you gotta shake your hands out, you gotta hold it up, you gotta move very slowly, and there's no really forcing it in. Orgasms that way. Yes?
1:16:35🔗
Adam
And don't go into every sexual encounter thinking tonight's gonna be the night. Just have a wine cooler and relax.
1:16:59🔗
Drew
Well, just we're not using all these alphabets, Sue. It's bacterial vaginosis, which she's talking about.
1:17:14🔗
Is it?
1:17:16🔗
Adam
Who decided, and I know it seems obvious, but every single time they have some athlete, there's a guy from the Dodgers, and they always get these athletes to do these public service announcements, and it's like, hit a home run with your family by, okay, that was cute the first 700 million times we saw it. You know what I mean?
1:17:38🔗
Go ahead and hire a pro.
1:17:39🔗
Adam
Let's just go ahead and do something else. We get it. You play professional baseball. And by the way, do you talk that way all the time? Just hittin home runs.
1:17:53🔗
Caller
All right. So, I found out that I have this, and I was just wondering whether or not, you know, what the amount of time or how long I have to wait until I have intercourse again with my partner.
1:18:27🔗
Drew
So, you couldn't drink alcohol while you were on that thing. Well, that'd be a deal breaker. That'd be a deal breaker. You took that for a week. Did your boyfriend take it also?
1:18:42🔗
Drew
Well, you're cleared up right away from the antibiotic. I mean, it works very, very quickly. So, you could have sex right away. The problem is, though, if you had been having sex with him, he also could be harboring the bacteria now. You're-
1:18:56🔗
Drew
Yeah, you're supposed to treat him, too, if you've been treated. So, you know, you can go ahead and try to have sex, but he may give it back to you.
1:19:13🔗
Adam
And as I learned, I had today, by the way. I didn't know I had a vagina. Then I went to the gym.
1:19:22🔗
Adam
I saw James Toney sparring and I got scared. And I was not feeling 100% Drew, as you know. As you know, I'd complained to you.
1:19:43🔗
Yeah, hi, how are you?
1:19:46🔗
I am Jewish. I'm actually calling because you guys just brought up Rosh Hashanah, but in Judaism, in the Torah, it says you're not allowed to waste semen.
1:20:01🔗
I don't know the exact words, but it says not allowed.
1:20:16🔗
Drew
You might want to look it up, just so you can stay consistent with your faith. Anyway.
1:20:26🔗
Drew
No, and John, what's the plan here? Cause God takes it out of you during the night and it gets wasted that way if you don't take it out of yourself.
1:20:32🔗
Adam
Well, but no, but he'll pass over your house. Drew, what's that one called? Passes over the kid and doesn't give him a wet dream.
1:20:44🔗
Adam
You put the sperm of the lamb out on the front door and that's, God passes over. It all makes perfect sense. It really does. Yeah, anyway, John.
1:20:53🔗
Caller
Well, I don't know. I guess I'm this summer taking my religion a little more seriously. I don't know, cause I don't think it's really practical.
1:21:06🔗
Drew
It's not possible, John. Seriously, as a physician, you will have nocturnal emissions.
1:21:33🔗
Adam
I think you beat yourself to a pulp, and I'll see you in hell. Well, listen, John, here's the problem with all this nonsense.
1:21:48🔗
Adam
Look, I love the Jews. God bless the Jews. They have a comically novel religion, but it keeps the kids together, and the family, everything works out.
1:21:59🔗
Drew
That point was actually made very clearly in Salad Park the other day when they were talking about Mormonism, is that these things work for people, and they keep them focused in a way. So let's not disparage these things just because they...
1:22:10🔗
Adam
And then here's what I want to say. If you're gonna be devout, and you're going to adhere to the tenets of your religion, then no beating off.
1:22:26🔗
Adam
But let me just say this. Let me just say this, all you nutjobs with your crazy religion. If that's what you are, I mean, if you're Muslim, if you're Christian, if you're Jewish, whatever you are, born again, whatever, or a Jehovah's Witness, whatever it is, you picked your kooky religion, that's your religion, feel free to follow it to the letter of the law, and enjoy, and then shut up. That's it, that's your thing, then do it, and shut up. Go read the kooky cookbook, whatever your religion espouses, and then follow it to the letter of the law, and I'll be enjoying myself. That's what I'm saying. But follow it, you gotta follow it, it's your religion, you cannot pick and choose the good stuff you like, it's not a religion buffet.
1:23:12🔗
Drew
But I think things are sort of open to interpretation, and you can kind of share that kind of thing.
1:23:17🔗
Adam
Of course, you swing it in your direction. Let me tell you this though. I was, I was somewhere, I was down like the Fairfax area today.
1:23:33🔗
Adam
No, it was little Jerusalem. And I was down there, it's still like the Hasidic Jew part of town. And actually-
1:23:49🔗
Adam
And by the way, do we really wanna live in a city with no little Italy and a little Ethiopia?
1:23:56🔗
Adam
And by the way, it shouldn't be little Ethiopia, it should be tiny Ethiopia. You're right. Because there's three doors and it's just a bunch of flies. It's a mess, this place. But okay, here's the point. I'm down at where the Hasidim are chilling and the Jews are there and their families and they're all Hasidic Jews. And I see this kid, he's like eight and he's got this dew where his head is basically shaved to the point, you know, marine haircut, short, you know, buzz cut on the top part. And then he's got, it's real long on the side because he's got the peyos, you know. And he's wearing the, you know, he's nine years old, he's wearing a black suit and a black top hat. And I thought, no, not child abuse. At what point do we start calling this child abuse, by the way? Look, my kid gets some secondhand smoke, he's going to be taken out of the house. You shave your kid's head and dress him like, like he's in the mafia and fill his head with a bunch of retarded crap. And he's got his, he's got his, you know, curls hanging down past the job. I'm sure he's getting his ass kicked at school every other day. What, no, no, no, that's good. That's a good thing. Can't say anything about that. That's fine. We're essentially indoctrinating him into a cult. Is there a big difference between that and a cult? What's the big difference, by the way?
1:25:20🔗
Adam
It's one thing to have, have your religion, have your faith, find, believe what you gotta do, whatever keeps you sane, I understand. But, you know, when you're shaving the kid's head and putting him in a crazy outfit and he's spending, you know, not plugging anything in on a Saturday and spending X amount of hours a day, you know, kneel down, facing MacGyre, wherever the hell you're going, whatever your nutty religion is. But that's a cult. That kid is being indoctrinated into a cult. That's it. And by the way, what is, by the way, all cults are, they're upstart religions that just don't get enough momentum. I don't know, take a look at them in a hundred years. Maybe they'll be a religion. What the hell did all this stuff start as? Started, you know, a few thousand years ago, they're five people, I'm sure it was called a cult. All right, anyway. A happy Rosh Hashanah, I say. And no disrespect, I love the Jews. I think as far as kooky religions, they got the number one one, because the families stay together, everyone loves each other, and they, you know, push everyone through college, and they do right, you know what I'm saying? That's fine. They don't blow anything up. That's why they try to defend themselves. Anderson, what is that phone ringing?
1:27:37🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody, Loveline. I'm Adam Nets. The good doctor, Dr. Drew. Ooh, uh-huh. Oh, yeah. All right. Hey, next week, I think we're going to have Sarah Silverman on the show. A delight.
1:27:54🔗
Adam
Beautiful. Dean Cain. By the way, Dean Cain, one of the nicest, genuinely nice guys you'll ever meet. Friendly as hell.
1:28:03🔗
Caller
Yeah. Hey, Corolla. Speaking of Sarah Silverman, I saw a promo for her today in LA Weekly, I think. She had a Hitler mustache.
1:28:20🔗
Caller
Jesus is Magic. She's just standing there with a Hitler mustache. It's like a good picture of her, but she's got the Hitler mustache.
1:28:32🔗
Adam
I was talking, thank you Anderson. I was talking about that a couple of weeks ago, that if all the footage I see, all the World War II footage, all the footage of all the German guys and everything, foot soldiers, generals, everybody, all I do is go home and watch the History Channel. I get drunk and I think we got to bomb Germany again. That's what I do. I sit there with my bottle of red wine, and they're like, and then they march 6 million Jews to the camp. We're not done with you. We're coming after you, German.
1:29:04🔗
Adam
So the point is, I said, all the footage I've never seen, never seen a guy with a Hitler mustache but Hitler. Right. Until a few weeks ago when I did see an infantryman with that Hitler mustache and I thought, what abuse he must have taken for the rest of the guys in the regiment. Hey, Colonel Kiss Ass over here. Nice. He's trying to do that thing where he's going, hey, what do you mean? I had the Hitler, I was sporting the Hitler mustache a long time. This is way before Treaty of Versailles, way before. Come on now. Go look at my high school yearbook. I'll show you that it's in there. Junior year over at the helmet high. I had the Hitler mustache. Hitler got it from me. Besides, I think it looks good. By the way, I just realized people said, well, maybe it was a slap in the face to the Fuhrer to sport the mustache. It never is.
1:30:12🔗
Adam
You do that. Jackie Kennedy put the pill box hat on and so did all of the women in the 60s. You know what I'm saying? People go for the haircut, they go for the look, they go for the suits that their beloved leaders had.
1:30:28🔗
Adam
Hitler's stash was so f'd up that people wouldn't even go for it. He would probably, imagine probably talking to some of his generals like, hey, how's the stash? Yeah, it's just not coming in. Wife made me shave it. Probably could have scored some points if you would have gone for the Hitler mustache.
1:30:48🔗
Drew
Now, the other thing, that was a period of history where clean shaving was routine, right? People did not have facial hair.
1:30:57🔗
Adam
It was especially in that part of the country, but the world I should say. But also here, yeah, you didn't see guys in the-
1:31:07🔗
Adam
Late 30s, early 40s with the stash of the beard. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe, by the way, it was even a regulation in the military that you couldn't have facial hair. But-
1:31:22🔗
Adam
Hitler had that soul patch on top of his lip and I saw a guy riding in a half track. I Tivo'd it and ran it back six times. Hitler mustache. Yeah. That's the way I labeled it.
1:31:40🔗
Adam
Very carefully. How do you grow it in? I don't know. I'm going to work on one. Or we'll ask Sarah Silverman. I don't think he did anything in the middle. Well, Sarah Silverman will come on next week. We'll ask her how she grew in that Hitler's mustache. Good. And Rich Eisen's going to be in here from the NFL Network. Very good sportscaster next week as well. Steve?
1:32:00🔗
Yeah.
1:32:05🔗
Caller
Yes. I've been dating a stripper for about a year and a half. And we've been living together. We moved from Arkansas to Arizona back in January.
1:32:18🔗
Caller
No, no, no, no. Actually, I got her into stripping because my whole family is in it. My younger brother's wife is a stripper. My older brother has his own mail review.
1:32:38🔗
Caller
Yeah, I'm going to start stripping here pretty soon, about a month, as soon as I get my abs in. Yeesh.
1:32:48🔗
Caller
Well, yeah. All I've got to do is get my abs in. I don't want to look stupid or anything.
1:32:59🔗
Adam
No, you know, the last thing you want is to go out there with the love handles, maybe a big zit on your back.
1:33:07🔗
Caller
Yeah, well, the thing about it is, me and my older brother, we don't do steroids. It's all natural. We just, you know...
1:33:20🔗
Caller
My question is, I'm thinking my girlfriend is cheating on me because whenever she first started stripping, back in like February, she took a guy home and stayed the night with him and everything else. And I haven't trusted her ever since. And...
1:34:26🔗
Adam
I don't know what to say. You're dating a stripper or you're married to a stripper, your family strips. It's a rich tradition. Alright.
1:34:37🔗
Adam
You date a stripper, you get cheated on. Yeah. Alright. You date an accountant, she does your taxes. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Alright, guys.
1:34:46🔗
Caller
Here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?
1:35:23🔗
Adam
Well, that's the show, everybody. Thanks for tuning in. I want to thank James, Lights Out, Dark Gable, Tony for coming in here, snorting into the microphone. He's going to fight one week from today on Thursday, Best San Sports Show, about 5 o'clock. And find a guy, 2210. So it'll be always a good show. So check that out. I want to thank engineer Anderson for doing a fabulous job back from Betty Ford. I want to thank, who else do we thank? Brian for doing a great job on the phones all week long. Engineer Chris, producer Ann, and of course junior, just junior, just one junior producer, Lauren for doing a whale of a job. Except for she should have put James Toney's actual record on this cheat sheet.
1:36:18🔗
Adam
So until next, well, she assumed I know his name too, but I got to sit at the top. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:36:33🔗
Caller
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