Sunday, May 23, 2004

0:52🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

0:58🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:07🔗 Voiceover Phone number 1-800-LOVE. 191, phone number 2-800-LOVE. Jenna Lewis is here tonight from Survivor, just doing a little proof reading on my cheat sheet. And by the way, is it really cheat sheet if most of the answers are wrong? If I was taking a math test with this and I'd get a D minus.

1:23🔗 You're still cheating. It doesn't mean you have the right answers.

1:28🔗 Drew Here's how the show oftentimes work. I'm reading the cheat sheet and it says, Jenna won eight challenges. And I'm thinking, well, I don't remember her winning eight challenges, but impressive.

1:38🔗 Adam That was the other Jenna.

1:39🔗 Drew I'm going to highlight this one.

1:40🔗 Adam Yeah, I crossed it off.

1:42🔗 Drew How many challenges did you win?

1:43🔗 Adam Absolutely none. That's more like it.

1:47🔗 Drew Only eight hundred percent off. Well, I'm sorry to hear that you didn't win any challenges at all. But let me say this, coming in third place and not winning any challenges, there should be a special medal for that.

2:02🔗 Adam I think there should too.

2:03🔗 Drew Because there are people who've come in, who've won five, six challenges, who didn't finish in the top five. And that is impressive.

2:11🔗 Adam Thank you very much.

2:13🔗 Drew I'm a huge fan of Survivor. I've had quite a few of them on the show. And first off, let me say this. You look better in real life.

2:22🔗 Adam I shower now.

2:23🔗 Drew You do, you look good. You clean up nice. Thank you. You don't look different. You just look better. Oh!

2:29🔗 Adam Woo, I like that. Who's back there?

2:31🔗 Drew Yeah, where's Amber?

2:34🔗 Adam Amber, she's slammin.

2:36🔗 Drew And Rob, Amber, look the island Amber's better than the gussied up Amber version.

2:44🔗 Jenna Lewis Where'd you meet Amber?

2:46🔗 Drew Just watching the finale on TV and seeing the pictures of she's an attractive lady. But it is weird that some people, it's like the women that look worse on their wedding photos. The nails, the eyeliner, the too much, it doesn't help them. There's some women that hurt them a little bit.

3:03🔗 Yeah, but Amber's got a smokin hot body.

3:06🔗 Adam Oh, I know, well no, it's Amber's ass is smokin.

3:09🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. And now what about, oh, you can say that. You can say that. Now, did you have a crush on any of the guys while you were on the island?

3:16🔗 Adam No, not at all.

3:17🔗 Drew No, nothing?

3:18🔗 Adam No, I was too busy playing the game.

3:20🔗 Drew Really?

3:21🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:21🔗 Drew Because you seem like a passionate woman.

3:24🔗 Adam I'm very passionate.

3:25🔗 Drew Yeah.

3:25🔗 Adam But not about any of the survivors.

3:27🔗 Drew Really?

3:27🔗 Adam More about the crew, actually.

3:29🔗 Drew Oh, really? Some attractive crew guys.

3:31🔗 Adam Yeah, a lot of attractive crew guys.

3:32🔗 Drew Hey, you know, let me tell you this, and I don't mean this in a gay way, but the crew guys are yummy. I mean, first off, cameramen are big, strapping guys.

3:41🔗 Adam They are.

3:42🔗 Drew They're big calves and they're big shouldered guys because they're just lugging around the 60 pound thing. And they're very, they're really as close as we have the superheroes in today's life. They run around, they run around with this big camera. They never complain.

3:56🔗 Jenna Lewis They're quiet and brooding.

3:58🔗 Drew Once in a while, they do this move even. I think chicks secretly like them. They push someone into the frame. Or out of the frame is even better.

4:03🔗 Adam Yeah, okay, out of there, out of there. Actually for me, it was that they might- And they don't talk.

4:08🔗 Drew They're just big guys who don't talk.

4:10🔗 Adam For me, it was that some of them actually smelled like food, which out there was very attractive to that.

4:14🔗 Jenna Lewis It was like a Bugs Bunny cartoon. They turned into a big hamburger.

4:16🔗 Drew They're like corn dogs carrying a camera.

4:19🔗 Adam I'm not kidding at all.

4:20🔗 Drew Oh, I could imagine.

4:22🔗 Adam If I smelled food on them, I would be like, I would give it up for food right now.

4:26🔗 Drew I'll tell you, the food, like-

4:28🔗 Adam It's like, I wanna be a cameraman on Survivor.

4:30🔗 Jenna Lewis I'm just thinking about how we change in certain circumstances as humans. We all think, oh, I'd never do that, but you get there where you're-

4:37🔗 Adam I would do anything out there for food.

4:39🔗 Jenna Lewis Where you're surviving, you're trying to survive, people change.

4:42🔗 Drew Well, you just, you realize what missing a breakfast and lunch does to you by the end of the day. I mean, Drew is a man of exquisite passion, not only about ladies, but about food consumption as well. I mean, your passion knows no bounds.

4:55🔗 Jenna Lewis Speaking of which, I had quite a bit at your party last night.

4:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

4:58🔗 Jenna Lewis The Ace's birthday party.

4:59🔗 Drew Drew had some sushi. Drew sung some karaoke.

5:04🔗 Adam What'd you sing?

5:04🔗 Drew Banged the bejesus out of one of the maids. Oh yes.

5:08🔗 Adam What?

5:08🔗 Drew A man of exquisite passion.

5:10🔗 Adam Wow.

5:10🔗 Jenna Lewis No, no, no, no, no. Yeah.

5:11🔗 Adam For the help apparently.

5:12🔗 Drew All right, I'm not done talking about Survivor though, Jenna. So, now we come down to the end.

5:17🔗 Adam Yes.

5:18🔗 Drew We're getting there and it's you and Rupert and Rob and Amba. And then it really came down to it because Jenna had to decide who her allegiance was going to. She could have voted for against Rupert. She had the alliance with, it got very, her strategy did not pay off by the way. But at the time, it seemed like the only strategy that made sense. And then later on guys who are armchair quarterbacking in the office were explained, no, she should have passed her vote there and done that. What do you think about that?

5:50🔗 Adam Well, what they don't understand is everything that was going on behind the scenes. If you look at the core seven that were left, starting with like Shea and Alicia, Tom, me, Rupert, Amber and Rob, I couldn't have lied any differently than I did because I hated Shea and I wanted to kill her. That wouldn't have worked. I didn't like Alicia and then Tom had a special alliance with Rob on the side, which I knew about. So if I had gotten rid of Amber, that would have left me with all men who did not want me around because Rupert had an alliance with Tom too. So instead I was running Rupert around. I had him wrapped around my pinky finger. And so I told him everything to do.

6:24🔗 Drew Who, you know, you were there obviously, and we just got to see it on TV. Who came across exactly how they were and who came across, who would have surprised us on how different they actually were.

6:38🔗 Jenna Lewis How they appeared to us on television versus how they were as a real person.

6:41🔗 Adam Thank you, Drew. Well, Rupert is exactly how he appears on television. The big teddy bear, Loveline.

6:46🔗 Drew And they can all be exactly how they appear.

6:47🔗 Adam Well, the only one I would say is She-Anne. And they know it sounds so bitter, but we all really had a distaste for her.

6:52🔗 Drew She didn't come across that well.

6:54🔗 Adam No, I know she didn't come across well, but the reason that none of us would ally with her and even like we would just shake and nod our heads is because we really wanted to shoot ourselves when she opened her mouth.

7:04🔗 Drew It really, it's really interesting. And Drew and I are constantly fascinated with this. The people that wonder why a group of strangers gets together and nobody likes them. And instead of wondering, thinking, well, maybe there's something I can do to get these people like me more. They're angry at the entire group for not liking them. Exactly. Really? That's your strategy? And by the way, it's such crazy supreme narcissism that they act like these people came preloaded to hate you. No, you earn it. Listen everybody, whatever someone thinks of you, you earned it for good too. I mean, it works in a positive way. If she was like, everyone hated her and she was just mad at everyone for hating her and never really thought, well, what is she doing to get people to hate her? And it was also, was total baggage on the show, just dragged along like a canteen on a camping trip, just doing a canteen that had a hole in it.

7:56🔗 Jenna Lewis Which one is she?

7:58🔗 Drew She was the Asian woman. Not look good, cause she always wore the panty bikini bottom.

8:02🔗 Adam Yeah, by the way, they had to blur that out all the time on TV. Did you notice that?

8:05🔗 Drew I did notice that.

8:06🔗 Adam Yeah, like four times they had to blur it out. Apparently white is see through when it's wet. Go figure, she in.

8:11🔗 Drew Thank Christ, I got that T-vow and my Sharpie. I was able to actually pause it and go recreate the pubic line right there in the television set.

8:20🔗 Adam Whatever you're thinking, add more, because you're out there for 30 years.

8:23🔗 Drew No, that's, that's another thing too, like the whole bikini wax thing and everything. Just doing every challenge. And by the way, these challenges were pretty much, Drew's the only American to never watch the show. No, I watch it a little bit. Doesn't care for it. Doesn't care for the people. Doesn't care for it. Doesn't care for it. No, he would like it. He would like it just like some years ago, I was telling him to watch The Family Guy, I didn't care for it now, he's a fanatic. He would listen to me, I know it's best for him. Okay, but here's the point, I'm fanatical about the show. The stunts they're doing, the challenges, it's the kind of thing where you'd want to wear some cycling shorts, otherwise there's gonna be some nads or some pubes or something, things are gonna be showing. It's all sort of monkey bars and legs akimbo kind of thing. So to not bring the bikini shave, bikini razor, and to just do it in a pair of panties, just seems like trouble waiting to happen.

9:16🔗 Adam But we didn't get to on this one choose any of the outfits that we brought, which we only got one. We had to pick out a certain amount of clothing, like a long-sleeve shirt, short-sleeve shirt, tank top, sports bra, bathing suit, pants. But then they took that all from us when we got to Panama, and we were without all of our clothes for a matter of like four days. Then they brought back what they thought we should wear. So I was stuck with a tank top and shorts, whereas some people got long pants and long-sleeve shirts. So I froze and got eaten by the bugs. Yeah. Oh, the bugs. Yeah, the bugs were bad.

9:48🔗 Drew Oh, the bugs. Drew, the bugs. And then he says, no, no food, no, no fire, just dumped out onto the beach. Really.

9:57🔗 Jenna Lewis No water.

9:58🔗 Adam No water for five days. Almost killed a lot of people. Honestly, almost killed them. The doctor was on our beach a couple of times.

10:04🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah, I was really concerned about that.

10:06🔗 Drew It's just Rudy.

10:07🔗 Jenna Lewis Rudy, yeah.

10:08🔗 Drew I really- That's not right.

10:09🔗 Adam No.

10:10🔗 Drew Yeah, it really just-

10:11🔗 Adam Alzheimer's makes you forget, though, that you hadn't drank water, I think.

10:15🔗 Drew Yeah, he was lucky.

10:15🔗 Adam Yeah, he was. He forget.

10:17🔗 Drew All right, so now what's going on for Jenna Lewis?

10:20🔗 Adam What's going on for me? I just got married.

10:23🔗 Drew Oh, congratulations.

10:24🔗 Adam Thank you.

10:24🔗 Drew Who?

10:25🔗 Adam His name's Travis Wolfe.

10:26🔗 Drew Never heard of him.

10:27🔗 Adam Yeah, he's a model. I don't think you live in that world.

10:30🔗 Drew Is models in there?

10:31🔗 Oh, I think he is, yeah.

10:32🔗 Jenna Lewis How dare you?

10:35🔗 Drew I just did a little print work and some runway stuff.

10:38🔗 Adam Oh, I'm sorry.

10:39🔗 Jenna Lewis Please. She wouldn't know.

10:41🔗 Drew Yeah, we do probably. So you married a model.

10:43🔗 Adam I did marry a model. Nice. He's a foot model, though, so it's not as interesting. I'm kidding. No, he's not a foot model.

10:49🔗 Drew If they have that, I'd like to get into that. That's my only good partner.

10:52🔗 Adam I was looking at your hands going, you could be a hand model. You have girl hands. I didn't mean that necessarily.

11:00🔗 Drew No.

11:00🔗 Adam But you do. They're very soft, too.

11:02🔗 Drew We use that for... Yeah, I have soft, my skin is soft.

11:04🔗 Adam You don't do much work, do you?

11:05🔗 Drew My skin is soft.

11:06🔗 Adam You're not a laborer.

11:08🔗 Drew It's interesting. But here's the thing.

11:12🔗 Adam It's just the opposite. It's only with your right hand.

11:14🔗 Drew How dare you? I beat off with my left hand.

11:16🔗 Adam Oh, you're left handed. I would think you would ambidextrous.

11:19🔗 Drew Right hand's a magazine hand. I do go right here for once in a while when I'm looking.

11:23🔗 Adam So that's where the paper cuts are?

11:25🔗 Drew Yeah. All right, what were we talking about? I'll show you my feet later.

11:31🔗 Adam I haven't had a pedicure.

11:32🔗 Drew I'll tell you, a decent set of feet and a decent set of hands can actually get you a little somewhere with a check.

11:38🔗 Adam It can, he's absolutely right.

11:40🔗 Drew It's good for like two points, or maybe a point and a half on your overall score, you know?

11:45🔗 Adam Well, you do know that it's no longer the myth about the size of your feet. It's the size of your hands.

11:49🔗 Drew Oh, really?

11:50🔗 Adam You guys don't know this? See, you have long fingers, you have short fingers.

11:54🔗 Drew Oh, yeah, Drew's got a can of corn between his legs. Look at Drew, look at Drew's wrinkly hands. How unsightly, unsightly.

12:02🔗 Adam He's got labor, he's a little unsightly.

12:04🔗 Drew Unsightly.

12:04🔗 Adam But he's got laborer's hands. It looks like he's been out in the cornfields.

12:09🔗 Drew No, he just wrings them all the time, worrying.

12:12🔗 Adam All right, let's go for it.

12:14🔗 Drew Let's move forward.

12:14🔗 Adam Let's go.

12:15🔗 Drew Yeah, Drew, what's up with those hands, buddy?

12:17🔗 Jenna Lewis They always look like that.

12:18🔗 Drew I know, what is it? Sharpay? What are you doing with those things? All right, Jenna, you have nice hands. Well, we don't care.

12:24🔗 Adam Yeah, I know, guys don't care. Yeah, that's beautiful. Where you're looking has nothing to do with my hands.

12:29🔗 Drew No.

12:29🔗 Adam No.

12:30🔗 Drew All right, here we go.

12:31🔗 Jenna Lewis You want to talk about your birthday party?

12:33🔗 Well.

12:34🔗 Jenna Lewis All right, next break.

12:36🔗 Drew Jessica?

12:37🔗 Yes.

12:38🔗 Drew You're 19? Oh. What's up?

12:42🔗 Caller I was just calling in because I have an extremely low sex drive and it's very problematic in the relationship I'm in right now.

12:49🔗 Drew Mm-hmm.

12:51🔗 Jenna Lewis What do you mean by low? Low relative to his?

12:54🔗 Caller Extremely low relative to his.

12:57🔗 Jenna Lewis I didn't hear that.

12:58🔗 Drew I think she said, what do you mean, low?

13:00🔗 Caller I said extremely low relative to his.

13:03🔗 Jenna Lewis How often would he like to have sex?

13:06🔗 Caller How often would you like to have sex?

13:10🔗 Jenna Lewis Just because I'm not tracking.

13:12🔗 Drew I know, but the phone's cutting in and out.

13:14🔗 Adam Did you just hang up on her?

13:15🔗 Drew No, I just put her on hold as she was asking her man. See, this is what happens. We're supposed to go to calls. That's always a disappointment. One minute, I'm in a riveting conversation about my hands.

13:27🔗 Adam You were just excited because I said they were long.

13:31🔗 Drew It really has got nothing to do with anything, though. Because I've seen Drew at the airport bathroom.

13:35🔗 Adam Wow, airport bathroom with the happy ending massage? I heard they're close to the airport.

13:42🔗 Drew No, this was actually... I peeked over the division. They actually had the Blue Site Journal providers. Evidently, in Los Angeles, there's some sort of ordinance against men having their dignity and not getting the wiper spray dispatched from the guys' crooked urethras next to them. But when you travel, when you travel, you get a urinal that actually has a divider between it. In Los Angeles, somehow we've done away with those. And that's great when you get to see the guy taking the whiz, vitamin B, asparagus. What did you guys have?

14:14🔗 Adam Do guys check out each other?

14:15🔗 Jenna Lewis It's not about checking out. It's like it's coming on your foot.

14:19🔗 Drew It's hard not to check it out when it's like you're touring Niagara Falls.

14:22🔗 Adam You're just following the path of origin.

14:24🔗 Drew Well, first off, if you think about it, the urinals, oftentimes, and I'm going to hold my hands up here and not do much exaggeration, are about 22 inches on center, maybe less. It's not like you got four feet in between urinals or even, you know, this is three feet.

14:40🔗 Adam Is this a problem for men aiming?

14:41🔗 Drew It ain't this. It's a 18. It's not aiming.

14:43🔗 Jenna Lewis It's a natural spread. It's like 19 inches. It's a natural rebound.

14:46🔗 Drew When urine's coming out, I'm going off. Fast. I'm like one of those pressure washers. It's got the Briggs and Stratton, the one you use to get the DAC or clean the RV down. And I'm coming out about 75 psi. It hits that porcelain and now it drops like 20 inches because I'm not too long and I'm kind of tall, if you know what I'm saying. And I usually wear a heel. You know, Drew, you know when I step out. On go the platz.

15:11🔗 Yes.

15:12🔗 Jenna Lewis Not the platz, but the pointy stilettos.

15:14🔗 The stilettos.

15:15🔗 Drew I'll get up there just a little bit. Urine comes flying out, hits that cake. The cake is long since met its absorption rate. It's rock hard. It's just spewing stuff now. And the stuff just goes spraying everywhere. So if you're standing next to me, you will get sprayed. You will get sprayed, yeah. And I, you.

15:35🔗 Adam What about the unisex bathrooms? Because I've been in a couple of clubs in LA.

15:37🔗 Jenna Lewis And that's enough, by the way. When you get sprayed, you're just like...

15:40🔗 Adam Oh, so then you look over.

15:42🔗 Drew Yeah, you got to look. You got to look. And what about the unisex bathrooms?

15:46🔗 Adam Well, I mean, do they have urinals in them? Or is it just bathrooms? Stalls?

15:50🔗 Drew No, there's never a urinal in the unisex bathroom. Is there?

15:53🔗 Jenna Lewis I don't think so.

15:54🔗 Drew That would scare the ladies off.

15:55🔗 Adam It would scare the ladies.

15:56🔗 Drew They'd freak out.

15:56🔗 Adam No, you're right.

15:58🔗 Drew They might hurt themselves too.

15:59🔗 Adam Are we going back to Jessica?

16:00🔗 Jenna Lewis No.

16:00🔗 Drew No.

16:00🔗 Jenna Lewis Well, yeah.

16:01🔗 Drew Well, we might. Yeah. Andrew? Let's see how we feel. Hello? You see, we have this problem that really, there couldn't be a worse problem for a national call-in radio show, which is the phone line, everybody can hear what the person is saying, except for us.

16:19🔗 Jenna Lewis For literally 15 seconds.

16:21🔗 Drew He said hello.

16:22🔗 Jenna Lewis Well, we didn't hear it.

16:23🔗 Adam Right.

16:23🔗 Drew So we just sound like idiots because everyone is sitting at home listening to the show, hears what the person says, and we go, huh? What? Say it again.

16:31🔗 Adam Oh, I thought it was just you guys were slow. Did you hear him say hello? Yeah, no, I didn't.

16:36🔗 Jenna Lewis You heard us stuttering along.

16:39🔗 Drew Andrew? What's up?

16:41🔗 Jenna Lewis Not a whole lot. By the way, I think we're doing a radio show, but I'm not sure. But I think one caveat for the college is speak loudly. It seems like this sort of triggers when you speak loudly.

16:51🔗 Drew No, I think you're just like one of those pigeons.

16:52🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah, it could be.

16:53🔗 Drew Go ahead, Andrew.

16:55🔗 Well, I'm 18 years old, right, and I've been with 23 girls, and I think I have a problem. I'm not sure.

17:05🔗 Jenna Lewis What's the problem?

17:06🔗 I think, I don't know.

17:08🔗 Jenna Lewis STD?

17:09🔗 No, no, no, not that at all. I'm only 18.

17:13🔗 Drew All right. Yeah, I got a problem. My balls are so big, I can't ride a unicycle anymore.

17:19🔗 Adam Yeah, I know.

17:19🔗 Drew It's huge. Yeah.

17:20🔗 Jenna Lewis You sounded bogus.

17:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

17:22🔗 Adam That's so bogus.

17:22🔗 Drew My eyes are too blue. It's really, it's hard for people to focus when I'm talking because they get lost in my eyes.

17:29🔗 Adam And you want to know the exact number and then it's like, It's a problem. Oh, it's a problem. No, it's not.

17:33🔗 Drew Yeah.

17:34🔗 Jenna Lewis Well, now, let's see.

17:35🔗 Drew Who cares? You can keep your joint in your jockey shorts if you don't want to do what's there.

17:40🔗 Jenna Lewis If it is something and here's the options. A, you're sort of behaving in a way that's despicable as far as you're concerned, maybe using and hurting other people. So you can go ahead and stop. Or you're compulsive or addict and can't stop. If you can't, let's get some help with that, all right?

17:56🔗 Drew Yeah.

17:56🔗 Jenna Lewis Very simple.

17:57🔗 Drew How about, here's a better way to do it. Set your standards a little higher.

18:01🔗 Adam Oh, that's a good one.

18:03🔗 Drew Because listen, it's just like a prize fighter. We want to pad our records with some tomato cans that got, you know, that are 11 and 37. We can get an easy win. It's an easy victory. Step up, step up to the top 10 bracket. Start going after some of the guys that are 32 and 2 and see how you fare.

18:20🔗 Jenna Lewis Another thing we got to talk about.

18:21🔗 Drew That's, I'm sorry, step it up. Right? Right.

18:23🔗 Jenna Lewis Adam sparred a couple rounds with Lamon, layman.

18:27🔗 Drew Layman Brewster, WBO heavyweight champ, yes. How'd you do? I did okay. But, you know, it's not like he was trying as hard as he could. Although he did whack me quite a few times.

18:36🔗 Jenna Lewis He put purple marks on you in places that didn't even know you had blood vessels.

18:39🔗 Drew Yeah, it was nice. Yeah, my head hurts.

18:42🔗 Jenna Lewis All right, Drew. Let's go back to Jessica. Let's try it.

18:44🔗 Drew All right, Jessica? Yeah. No, I'm just, I'm serious, guys. You can really, any able-bodied guy could go out who's got some wheels, could go out and get laid almost any night depending on where he was and who he was trying to bang.

18:58🔗 Adam True.

18:59🔗 Drew But you step it up a little bit. It gets harder.

19:02🔗 Adam Do you realize it's much easier for women? It's so easy.

19:06🔗 Jenna Lewis Please. Of course.

19:07🔗 Adam Thank God.

19:09🔗 Jenna Lewis That's living proof of how different men and women are.

19:11🔗 Adam Yeah.

19:12🔗 Jenna Lewis Because if women all behaved the way all men did, it'd be pfft.

19:15🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, there'd be a lot more people like Jenna.

19:17🔗 Drew Jessica?

19:18🔗 Caller Yes?

19:19🔗 Drew You're 19?

19:20🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

19:21🔗 Jenna Lewis So, what did your boyfriend say in terms of his sex drive? How often would he like to have sex?

19:25🔗 Caller He said he could go seven times a day, but he's fine with just once.

19:28🔗 Jenna Lewis Once a day. And what are you good for? What am I looking for?

19:33🔗 Caller I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. No, stop.

19:42🔗 Jenna Lewis Jessica.

19:43🔗 Caller Yes?

19:43🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah. If you were left your own devices and he were not pushing you, what would you like to do?

19:51🔗 Caller I could go without having sex. For how long? For however long I needed to.

19:57🔗 Jenna Lewis Forever.

19:57🔗 Drew Really?

19:58🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah. So she's got a problem.

19:59🔗 Drew She could never have sex?

20:02🔗 Jenna Lewis Either she started too soon with this guy or she's got some trauma issues.

20:06🔗 Jenna Lewis Could be guilt.

20:07🔗 Drew Could be trauma. Jessica.

20:10🔗 Jenna Lewis Yes?

20:12🔗 Drew Any trauma, sexual abuse?

20:14🔗 Caller No.

20:15🔗 Drew Huh?

20:16🔗 Caller Nope.

20:17🔗 Drew Where's your dad?

20:19🔗 Caller At home.

20:20🔗 Drew He's at home?

20:21🔗 Caller Mm-hmm.

20:22🔗 Drew And do you love him?

20:25🔗 Caller As much as I can.

20:27🔗 Drew Why? Why is it qualified? What does that mean? Well, what I mean is, do you treat your right? Do you respect him? I can't deal with this goddamn phone anymore.

20:40🔗 Caller She didn't say anything.

20:43🔗 Jenna Lewis But we hear it click off.

20:44🔗 Drew We just hear it go to dead air.

20:46🔗 Jenna Lewis It goes from a white noise to just nothing, to absolutely nothing. And we know we're off then. And we know we're not going to hear him. Yeah.

20:52🔗 Drew That's all right.

20:53🔗 Jenna Lewis Jessica, here's the deal. Jessica, maybe you're not ready to have sex yet. Maybe this is just you. I mean, if you're in love with somebody and he has a certain desire to be with you physically and you just aren't absolutely not interested, there's a number of different possibilities. But some easy things are maybe you're not into this guy. Maybe you're not ready to have sex yet. Maybe there is some trauma issues and some interpersonal problems you've got to work out yet. Adam is trying to bring that up as it pertains to your dad. That's where you can sort of see.

21:20🔗 Drew Some women just have a slow metronome when it comes to sex.

21:25🔗 Jenna Lewis Oh, yeah, absolutely.

21:26🔗 Drew Especially 19.

21:27🔗 Adam But I find even those girls, if they're with the guy that turns them on, want sex all the time.

21:32🔗 Jenna Lewis Not all the time. At the beginning all the time.

21:37🔗 Adam But they do. I think it has a lot to do with how much you're into the guy.

21:41🔗 Jenna Lewis Absolutely.

21:42🔗 Adam Because girls like the relationship part and they like the comfort zone.

21:45🔗 Jenna Lewis And then that is what causes their sexual biology to activate.

21:50🔗 Adam Yes.

21:51🔗 Drew And also Jessica sounded very mature for a 19-year-old.

21:54🔗 Jenna Lewis And again, there could be trauma or there could be just she is immature and needs some time.

21:58🔗 Drew Yeah, she seemed like she's sort of stunted in her growth.

22:02🔗 Adam Maybe she needs porn.

22:03🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah. I don't think that's going to do it. I don't think so.

22:07🔗 Adam It also worked for me.

22:08🔗 Jenna Lewis I bet this trauma. If we could really dig a little bit. Who cares? But the phone won't let us dig.

22:12🔗 Adam We can't hear.

22:13🔗 Drew We'll never get there.

22:14🔗 Jenna Lewis So Adam had a birthday party yesterday.

22:15🔗 Drew Had a birthday party. Yeah. Had a good time.

22:18🔗 Jenna Lewis You know, is Jimmy still swollen from that Advil reaction he had?

22:23🔗 Drew No, I think maybe the pot brownies were a little puffed up.

22:29🔗 Jenna Lewis I was watching the Laker game tonight and I thought, oh my God, Jimmy started to look like Shaq.

22:38🔗 Drew It's going to be so painful for me to tell him you said that tomorrow morning.

22:41🔗 Jenna Lewis No, it was a great party.

22:42🔗 Drew It was delightful. Jimmy threw me a nice party over at his place. We had a delightful time. Drew sung us some karaoke.

22:50🔗 Jenna Lewis Jimmy did too.

22:51🔗 Drew Jimmy? Oh, well, Jimmy always sings karaoke.

22:53🔗 Jenna Lewis When he did, I was convinced the police would be there any moment.

22:56🔗 Drew Well, guess what?

22:57🔗 Jenna Lewis I'm sure they showed.

22:58🔗 Drew Yes, the cops. Cops did show up. Well, normally when the cops show up, they show up to my house and I got to go deal with them. This time, I let Jimmy deal with them. But it usually goes something like, hey, man show, hey, all right. That's usually how it goes.

23:14🔗 Adam Where are the girls on trampolines?

23:15🔗 Drew How'd it go this time? I don't know. I never went down. That guy got my buzz on. I don't know if you caught that or not, Drew. I myself, a couple of cocktails.

23:24🔗 Jenna Lewis By the way, you and your high school buddies, Chris and Ray and Donnie, I was transported back to 1977. I really was. I felt like I was back in.

23:34🔗 Drew Why 1977? That's the year I was born. I was in the sixth grade in 1977.

23:40🔗 Jenna Lewis Well, for me, it was in 72 for you guys.

23:42🔗 Drew Yeah, no good.

23:43🔗 Jenna Lewis It was like, wow, that's awesome. Yeah, right.

23:47🔗 Caller All right, Drew, quite.

23:48🔗 Adam What did they do? That was so.

23:49🔗 Drew We didn't do anything.

23:51🔗 Jenna Lewis That's part of what you don't do in high school, you don't do anything. You sit around and talk a lot, you figure out the cure cancer.

23:57🔗 Drew We took care of business.

23:58🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't know. The last time I heard a 25 year old go, yeah, the coughs came away.

24:06🔗 Drew Jenna Lewis here tonight. We got to take commercial break. I'll show you my feet.

24:10🔗 Adam I want to see your feet.

24:11🔗 Drew You don't think you could get any nicer than the hands, do you?

24:14🔗 Adam I think I could get a little manlier, but maybe not nicer. Which is weird.

24:17🔗 Drew It's crazy. It's crazy. Well, let me show you something. Let me show you a couple of things, Ms. Pippi Longstocking over here. You see the scar and the scar tissue and the trauma to this part of the hand there? All right. That's from boxing. Can you see that misshapen knuckle there, too?

24:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

24:37🔗 Drew How are these? That's from a blunt force.

24:40🔗 Adam But they're very soft. They're very soft and there's like no creases on your palms. I mean, I see the scar to your right.

24:46🔗 Drew Look at Drew. It's a mess.

24:48🔗 Adam No, it's not that he's a mess.

24:50🔗 Drew He's a crip keeper.

24:50🔗 Adam Look, he's got like a big gaping hole on his left middle finger.

24:55🔗 Drew He's a disaster.

24:56🔗 Adam And he uses a different hand. But he's got like you. Do you tan? Do you go to a tanning van?

25:01🔗 Drew He's a mess.

25:02🔗 Adam Yeah, a little bit.

25:03🔗 Drew All right. Let's take a break. Jenna Lewis here tonight from Survivor. Made all the way to the top three and got nothing.

25:11🔗 Adam Nothing.

25:12🔗 Drew Big guy.

25:13🔗 Adam I got a lot of money, though.

25:14🔗 Drew Oh, you did? Oh, because they do it sort of incrementally. All-star. Yeah, they prorate you.

25:22🔗 Adam Yes, we got prorated.

25:24🔗 Drew Oh, so how much did you get?

25:25🔗 Adam I got like 200. Oh, good. Fix this. Fix this. I didn't break a whole manicure kit. I didn't bring a little Chinese woman either.

25:33🔗 Drew All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

25:37🔗 Caller Hello, this is your radio.

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25:59🔗 Loveline, Lovelorn, with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

26:28🔗 Drew Turn that crap down, please. Thank you. Jesus Christ. No one likes that crap, do they? No, it sucks.

26:35🔗 Caller That's good.

26:36🔗 Drew Jenna Lewis is here tonight.

26:38🔗 Caller I just made a mistake. I tried to fix some things. I was talking to an engineer over here, trying to get the phone, things working. It's not gonna probably ever happen, but I tried to make an adjustment, and I was telling you to go and go and go, and you want to go, so sorry about that. That's why we got to hear the extended remix version of that.

26:52🔗 Drew All right. Well, good times. Jenna Lewis is here tonight from Survivor.

26:57🔗 Adam Thank you.

26:58🔗 Drew My favorite show.

26:59🔗 Adam Really?

27:00🔗 Drew Absolutely.

27:01🔗 Adam I would have pegged you for Survivor Watcher.

27:03🔗 Drew Never missed a week.

27:04🔗 Jenna Lewis He does a little dance at the beginning of every show.

27:12🔗 Drew I get right in front of that television set, and I do my Survivor dance.

27:15🔗 Adam Mine's a little different, but I dance, too. Mine's more like the tribal odie. Because this is radio, and you can all see me, so sprawl along.

27:23🔗 Drew Yeah. No, I know. Yours is more interpretive, whereas mine's more of a, I would say, well, dare I say artistic approach. More of an indigenous approach to it.

27:34🔗 Jenna Lewis Yours is aboriginal. Hers is more sort of a sea mermaid-like.

27:39🔗 Drew Although I do always want them, when they name the tribes, you know, they always do that de Juniquana stuff. I always want to do like Turbo Max.

27:48🔗 Adam They wouldn't let us. When we were naming to Boga Moga, we wanted to do like All Stars Suck or something like that. They wouldn't let us do it.

27:55🔗 Drew Well, I wouldn't mean they wouldn't let you do it. They got to sell buffs, right?

27:58🔗 Adam Yeah. They have to sell the name.

28:00🔗 Drew I just think, you know, name it as something like one of those fast, like an engine additive or something. You know what I mean? Boost. Something's got boost or turbo or stealth in it. Turbo stealth. You know, something cool. You know what I'm saying, Drew? Laser turbo stealth. Ninja turbo, laser stealth.

28:18🔗 Adam It doesn't really apply to the whole group though.

28:20🔗 Drew Who cares? See, everyone, they always do that crap where they have so much respect for the indigenous people in the tribe. Screw them.

28:27🔗 Adam As we run all over their country with like a thousand people from crew and.

28:32🔗 Drew That's all right. That was Panama.

28:33🔗 Adam Yeah.

28:34🔗 Drew Great, great, great country over there.

28:36🔗 Jenna Lewis Beautiful.

28:37🔗 Drew Beautiful. Yeah. Horrible people.

28:38🔗 Jenna Lewis Horrible.

28:40🔗 Drew Yes. Mean.

28:41🔗 Jenna Lewis What?

28:42🔗 Drew Yeah.

28:42🔗 Jenna Lewis When were you down there?

28:43🔗 Drew Please say I've watched enough TV to not place a mess.

28:47🔗 Jenna Lewis Panama?

28:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

28:49🔗 Jenna Lewis I was down there about a year ago.

28:50🔗 Drew Well, you're lucky you're back in one piece.

28:53🔗 Jenna Lewis Women are very attractive.

28:54🔗 Adam No, not so much.

28:56🔗 Drew We were bad ugly.

28:57🔗 Adam I mean, yeah. I mean, maybe in the cities, but we were back in the backwoods of Panama.

29:02🔗 Drew Not so pretty.

29:03🔗 Adam No, not so pretty. Worse though, Fiji. A lot of young people.

29:06🔗 Drew Unattractive people.

29:07🔗 Adam No, I mean, I would hate to see a strip club in Fiji.

29:09🔗 Drew Disaster.

29:10🔗 Adam It would be like watching men dance around.

29:12🔗 Drew He'd rather go to a leper colony than go to a strip club in Fiji.

29:15🔗 Adam I'd rather see a hot woman without an arm than the Fijian women stripping.

29:19🔗 Drew Absolutely. You know, if I had an F for every time I said that, I'd say that so many times. Oh, many times.

29:24🔗 Adam I was thinking that.

29:25🔗 Drew All right, it's time to play Germany or Florida. And I may show you my feet.

29:29🔗 Adam Yeah, by the way, you're still wearing Uggs. Not only did the bag go up, but I thought those were reserved for like Pamela Anderson and.

29:36🔗 Drew They are. Yeah, the Hollywood C-list, but here's the thing.

29:41🔗 Adam I'm on the D then.

29:42🔗 Drew Drew and I had the were sporting the Uggs years ago. Years ago, but here's the whole thing with us and the Uggs. When you have a nighttime job like this gig, you essentially don't want to get dressed a second time. You know what I mean? You end up putting your pajamas on and going to work.

29:59🔗 Adam I almost wore my pajamas tonight, but they were more revealing than what I was gonna wear.

30:02🔗 Drew Flap, flap in the bag?

30:04🔗 Adam Yeah. I didn't realize the lights would be so harsh.

30:07🔗 Drew The point is, is we put these on because they're slick. You put the Uggs on because they're slippers. It's like wearing slippers. You don't have to wear socks.

30:15🔗 Jenna Lewis Basically, we're wearing them because Uggs gave them to us in circa eight years ago.

30:19🔗 Adam I guarantee you got them for free.

30:21🔗 Jenna Lewis Nine years ago, we started wearing them as slippers then.

30:23🔗 Drew That's right.

30:23🔗 Adam Oh my God. So you guys helped start the fed.

30:26🔗 Drew Yeah, except for we didn't because you would never see us wearing them outside of the studio. It's retarded to wear them to the supermarket or to the movies.

30:35🔗 Adam But you just called Pam Anderson retarded.

30:38🔗 Drew Well, she's no genius. And by the way, she's just got her American citizenship, which is a weird thing to me because she's been married in here as kids that make her whatever. Here's the thing, she can stay here until she's 41 and then she's going back. That's on her birthday. That's my plan for her. Then we ship her back to a Canuckville. Pete? You're 15. You have a Germany or Florida for us?

31:03🔗 And first I want to say Adam and Dr. Drew, you guys are so very funny that often times I'll be beating off and then I'll get distracted when you say something funny and I'll have to start all over.

31:16🔗 Adam Do you actually beat off to the material? Do you beat off to the material that they're talking about? Cause usually it's a lot to do with STDs and problems.

31:26🔗 I don't like that.

31:28🔗 Drew Anyway, I've leveled Pete a weirdo immediately and I don't have time for Germany or Florida. Oh, and by the way, it's a bad sign when you're 15 and sounds like you're on ether when you're telling, well, I oftentimes when I'm masturbating, I'm in the ninth grade. I oftentimes when I touching my soul, always sound like the guy from Silence of the Lam.

31:55🔗 It touches itself to Dr. Drew's voice.

32:01🔗 Drew I mean, it's like 15, you should sound like you should sound like you have, you know, I should, I want to hear your retainer at 15, like clicking around and your wind up beanie. Touch my soul.

32:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:16🔗 Drew You're 21.

32:18🔗 Caller That's right.

32:19🔗 Drew What's up?

32:20🔗 Caller Okay. I got two questions, but I said to ask my drug question first.

32:25🔗 Adam You always start with the drugs.

32:27🔗 Caller I guess so. So here's the deal. I used to smoke a lot of pot, but I had to quit cause I got in trouble. So now I'm in rehab, right? But okay, so pot's not a big deal, but I got a lot of friends that do coke and they do meth, you know? So I'm going through rehab right now. And all my friends that do coke and meth, I want to tell them to stop doing coke and meth cause you know, that's definitely bad for them, but I don't know what to say.

32:55🔗 Jenna Lewis Well, you're not in treatment, are you?

32:57🔗 Caller No, I'm in, I'm kind of in treatment.

33:01🔗 Jenna Lewis Boomer, you're not in treatment, please. Who are you talking to here?

33:04🔗 Caller No, I'm in treatment. I go through rehab for pot, but I think it's kind of-

33:09🔗 Jenna Lewis You go to some sort of diversion program once a week.

33:11🔗 Caller Right, it's drug diversion.

33:12🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah, that's ridiculous.

33:13🔗 Drew No, what's drug diversion?

33:15🔗 Jenna Lewis It's just some classes that the court refers to.

33:18🔗 Caller I don't really-

33:19🔗 Jenna Lewis Boomer, you listen-

33:19🔗 Caller My drug diversion where my parents-

33:23🔗 Jenna Lewis Boomer, look, Boomer, listen, you're nowhere near recovery. You're nowhere near anything. If you want to get into recovery, listen, if you want to get in recovery-

33:31🔗 Drew Why do we even talk to people?

33:35🔗 Jenna Lewis Listen, go to MA, get a sponsor, start working some steps, and then it will be clear to you.

33:42🔗 Drew Just shut up, everybody, shut up!

33:45🔗 Jenna Lewis Then it will be clear to you what to tell your friends. At this point, you can't get them to do anything, and you are so steeped in denial that we're not going to waste any of our wind.

33:59🔗 Drew You know, I, you know.

34:01🔗 Adam Can we ask him if he's a Mormon, if he was raised Mormon?

34:05🔗 Drew The virtual Drew will ask him. Are you a Mormon?

34:10🔗 Jenna Lewis Boomer?

34:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:11🔗 Jenna Lewis Are you a Mormon?

34:12🔗 Caller I was a Mormon.

34:14🔗 Adam I knew it!

34:19🔗 Jenna Lewis It's what they don't know.

34:21🔗 Adam Yeah, but not everybody in Utah is Mormon.

34:23🔗 Drew No, 95%.

34:25🔗 Adam Yeah, there's eight people that are.

34:27🔗 Jenna Lewis Are you a Mormon?

34:31🔗 Drew There you go. Look at you. You're clairvoyant.

34:35🔗 Adam I am. You can call me Ms. Cleo.

34:37🔗 Drew Training over there.

34:39🔗 Adam I was excited.

34:41🔗 Drew You know, I got to say, don't take this the wrong way. You're, you're effervescent, you're delight. You seem more serious when you're playing Survivor. You seem much, I mean, I understand when you're being eaten alive by a red ants and you're starving, probably not in the greatest mood. But I didn't know you were this gregarious.

34:59🔗 Adam I am. And what you see of me is like six minutes out of three days. And what they usually are trying to get out of me are my strategies and what I'm thinking of the other players, not necessarily how happy I am.

35:11🔗 Drew Right. So they're looking for the drama.

35:12🔗 Adam They're looking for the drama and I usually didn't dish it. So almost all of my survivor this time was me telling exactly what was happening, whereas a lot of the other people were causing drama and trying to make their mark on TV. I really wasn't there for my moment. And I think a lot of them were. They were very aware of the cameras.

35:28🔗 Drew Why are you wanted the money?

35:30🔗 Adam I wanted the money. I was strictly there for the money.

35:34🔗 Drew Let's same with Drew. Jenna.

35:37🔗 Yeah.

35:38🔗 Drew You're 20.

35:39🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

35:40🔗 Drew What's up?

35:41🔗 Caller So, well, I've been dating this guy. He just so happens to be my best friend's ex-boyfriend. But when I told her that I was dating him, I guess she was totally cool about it, you know.

35:57🔗 Jenna Lewis How long ex is she?

36:00🔗 Caller I'm guessing for about six months.

36:03🔗 Jenna Lewis It's your best friend. What do you mean guessing?

36:05🔗 Caller Hmm?

36:06🔗 Jenna Lewis What do you mean guessing? It's your best friend that she did not tell you when she broke up with her boyfriend?

36:10🔗 Caller Well, I had not really seen them for a long time. And then so he told me that they had broken up.

36:15🔗 Jenna Lewis Hang on a second. Your best friend?

36:17🔗 Caller My best friend.

36:18🔗 Drew You didn't see her for a long time?

36:20🔗 Caller No, I'm talking about I didn't see them together.

36:22🔗 Drew All right.

36:24🔗 Jenna Lewis Jenna, do you understand our confusion? This is your best friend. She would be talking to you about her relationship.

36:31🔗 Caller I don't know.

36:32🔗 Adam So in other words, she knew that her best friend was still seeing him and she was seeing him behind her back.

36:36🔗 Jenna Lewis That's, I think, what the reality is.

36:38🔗 Drew I mean, by the way, and here's the thing, you can't have 28 best friends.

36:42🔗 Adam Oh, that's true.

36:43🔗 Drew You get one, maybe you get two. Nice to have one out of the country and one state side. Listen, caller Jenna. Was she your best friend or just a friend?

36:56🔗 Caller She's my best friend.

36:59🔗 Jenna Lewis Did you move away or something?

37:01🔗 Caller No. No, no.

37:03🔗 Jenna Lewis How is it that your best friend did not talk about her relationship to you?

37:07🔗 Caller I don't know. She's kind of secretive.

37:10🔗 Adam Were you seeing him when she was still dating him?

37:13🔗 Caller No. Wait. I have to ask my question. Yes. So, after I told her that I was seeing him and she had told me that they broke up and everything, she was totally fine with it because she said that there was no chemistry left and stuff. But my problem is now with her. Because he keeps telling me when we're having sex to try this and to do this, and she said that that's actually what he did with her. And he even tried to get me to wear some of the stuff that she wore in bed and stuff like that. And, of course, I refused.

37:57🔗 Drew Yeah, bogus. You're making this up.

38:02🔗 Jenna Lewis Are you a Mormon?

38:04🔗 Drew We don't believe it. And it's not normally women. Women don't do bogus phone calls.

38:08🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah, who's the guy putting you up to this?

38:09🔗 Drew There's got to be a guy behind this.

38:11🔗 Caller Well, I didn't wear it, of course, because she's still going.

38:15🔗 Jenna Lewis Stop it, Jenna. Stop.

38:16🔗 Drew We don't believe you.

38:18🔗 Adam We're calling you a liar.

38:22🔗 Jenna Lewis Oh, stop. I bet you can't say.

38:25🔗 Caller This is not a joke here.

38:27🔗 Drew Yeah. No, we don't believe it.

38:31🔗 Jenna Lewis Okay. Well, here's the deal. Here's why. Either that or you are living in some sort of altered state all the time, because you sort of don't have a conversation with your best friend about her relationship. You're a little vague about when you started dating this guy, vague about what your concern is. He's asking you to do something bizarre and you can't really sort of process that. You know, are you okay? Is there any problems we should know about? Any history we need to know about?

38:59🔗 Drew I don't know.

39:00🔗 Jenna Lewis What?

39:01🔗 Caller Well, I'm not sure. Problems? What do you mean by problems?

39:06🔗 Drew I don't know. I'm listening. I don't know why we take calls on a Sunday night. It's just people stop calling the show. I've got enough to talk about.

39:13🔗 Caller I'm tired of talking to you idiots.

39:15🔗 Adam She hasn't talked to her best friend about whether they're still in a relationship, but then once she's in the relationship with the same guy, her best friend's telling her what she used to do in bed with him so that she knows.

39:23🔗 Jenna Lewis And the things are that he behaves...

39:27🔗 Drew Wants her to put stuff on.

39:28🔗 Jenna Lewis But the thing was he does what he does in bed with her and with both of them.

39:34🔗 Drew Oh my God. What does he want you to wear?

39:38🔗 Caller Just some of her lingerie that he kept up. I guess he kept it after they broke up or something.

39:45🔗 Jenna Lewis And what does he say when you tell her...

39:46🔗 Drew Or something.

39:47🔗 Jenna Lewis What does he say when you say you're not going to put on her clothing?

39:50🔗 Caller Well, he gets really offended by it.

39:53🔗 Jenna Lewis And then what happens?

39:54🔗 Caller Well, you know, we don't have sex after that.

39:57🔗 Jenna Lewis And then how do you solve it? How do you resolve this?

40:00🔗 Caller Well, you know, I actually like to talk about it, because it's like, you know...

40:05🔗 Jenna Lewis He's offended. He won't talk about it. So what do you do?

40:08🔗 Adam Make up sex in her own lingerie.

40:09🔗 Jenna Lewis What do you do?

40:10🔗 Caller I mean, me, I try and, you know...

40:12🔗 Jenna Lewis When did this happen last?

40:14🔗 Caller Maybe about a week ago.

40:17🔗 Drew Wait, wait, wait.

40:18🔗 Jenna Lewis And you happened, and he starts, gets offended, then... I gotta go kill myself. Then what happened?

40:22🔗 Drew I'm running late.

40:23🔗 Jenna Lewis You got offended, then what happened?

40:27🔗 Drew Look, Drew, first off...

40:29🔗 Jenna Lewis You know I'm gone.

40:30🔗 Drew You can't get anything out of anybody, so why are you bothering? All right, number one. Drew, it never worked. All right, now Drew's pissed. Look, I don't care whether... Obviously, if a guy... Like, it's like, don't call us up and say the guy wants to tape a picture of his old girlfriend in my face and have sex with it. Is that okay? And then he gets upset when I tear it off. Use your brain, everybody. Unacceptable.

40:59🔗 Adam I have a medical question, too, before I call.

41:02🔗 Drew Jenna Lewis is here tonight. She is from Survivor, of course, my favorite show. Oh, yeah. I know every episode, Drew. Really? I do.

41:12🔗 Jenna Lewis Memorize all the lines?

41:13🔗 Drew I think I remember just... You can quiz me if you like, but I think I know just about everything that happened this season. And of course, the Survivor dance. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back.

41:31🔗 1-800-LOVE-191.

41:32🔗 Drew Hey, buddy, it's Adam.

41:33🔗 Jenna Lewis And I'm Dr. Drew.

41:34🔗 Drew Here to talk about Axe Deodorant Body Spray.

41:36🔗 Jenna Lewis Yes, sir.

41:37🔗 Drew You spray that on, you give stink the axe. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Jenna Lewis is here tonight. All right. From my favorite show, Survivor. Made it to the final three. Yes. And threw some pretty stiff competition, and got herself 200 grand. God bless her. Not bad. And look, you deserve it. I mean, what'd you make it, 38 days?

42:26🔗 Adam Yeah, 38 out of 39.

42:28🔗 Drew 38 out of 39 days. Yeah. It's not, let's see, Drew, do some math. About six grand a day, doesn't work out to be. Somewhere in there? All right.

42:41🔗 Adam That's pretty good.

42:42🔗 Drew A bad payday.

42:42🔗 Adam I'd do it again.

42:43🔗 Jenna Lewis Five a day, really, yeah.

42:44🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, a little more than five, though, right? All right, so that's good. It's good, $500, you're right. Yeah, the great news is you make 200 grand for risking scurvy, scarlet fever, and being attacked by water moccasins. And, hey, Uncle Sam, here's your cut.

43:01🔗 Adam Exactly.

43:02🔗 Drew Here's 100 grand. There you go. Yeah, and buy another Tomahawk missile or throw some money at some welfare mom who's spat out her 18th kid.

43:11🔗 Adam Or just one toilet seat for any overseas location.

43:13🔗 Drew That's right, there you go. Take some jughead who can barely make it through high school and pay for his medical and dental for the rest of his life. Yeah, there you go, there you go.

43:25🔗 Adam Or our ex-president's daughter's security, like, serious. We pay for that for life.

43:31🔗 Drew We pay for all of it. Yeah, what did, now what, if you get 200 grand, what's, and most people think like if you get 200 grand, oh, well, you gotta give 25 grand up to Uncle Sam or maybe 50 grand or something. Yeah, it's basically 100 grand, right?

43:47🔗 Adam Yes, it is, because it's prize money.

43:49🔗 Drew You just cut it in half. Cut it in half. I know they just tax the F out of everybody, but how about the part where you busted your hump? You know what I mean? It's one thing, I don't know, it's one thing to win the lottery, all right, you give a dollar, next thing you know, someone gives you $2 million. It's another thing when you're risking death on an island, essentially, and here's the thing, Uncle Sam, he's in, never got off the sofa, never went to the island, never ate the maggot-riddled rice, pow, never had to look at Rupert's hairy ass, and he gets the exact same thing. Really, half, everybody? And who are you kidding with that 48%, that's half.

44:34🔗 Adam Yeah.

44:35🔗 Drew You know, and what, half? I mean, no one's outraged about this?

44:41🔗 Adam I am.

44:42🔗 Drew Good.

44:43🔗 Adam I bet the million-dollar winner Amber Burkittches.

44:45🔗 Drew Yeah, Amber got, she didn't win a million dollars, everybody, she won 520 grand, basically. It's not that. Not a million, all of them, yeah. They just take that number, whack it in half. It's good times. Oh man. Then you get an agent, a manager, a couple of kids, you know, a couple out of wedlock, a couple of black wives.

45:06🔗 Adam That's me, actually. Yeah, I have twins. Mm-hmm, I do, they turn eight. That's why I wasn't joking when I was talking about that, that girl in the mountains.

45:15🔗 Drew Right. We got eight-year-old twins.

45:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

45:18🔗 Drew Are they the same sex?

45:19🔗 Adam Yes, identical.

45:20🔗 Drew Oh, they're identical twins.

45:21🔗 Identical girls, yeah.

45:22🔗 Drew Wow, you got any pictures of them?

45:24🔗 Adam Not with me, actually.

45:25🔗 Drew Yeah, it's a bad mom.

45:27🔗 Yeah, bad mom.

45:28🔗 Adam Not worthy.

45:29🔗 Drew It's a big, big bad mom, didn't it, when she's a bad mom?

45:31🔗 Adam No, I'm a bad mom. I didn't bring pictures to a radio show at 10 o'clock at night. I didn't think the audience could see them.

45:36🔗 Drew Drew's got pictures of his kids.

45:37🔗 Adam Dang it. Drew. Dang it.

45:38🔗 Drew Show Jenna pictures of your kids.

45:39🔗 Adam Yeah, whip them out. I mean, whip the pictures.

45:43🔗 Drew Shelley, you're 22.

45:44🔗 Jenna Lewis 22.

45:46🔗 I have a question about genital herpes. About a year ago, I was diagnosed with it. I'm 100% positive that I got it from my fiance. However, he had a blood test done and it came up negative for like the two, like the oral and genital.

46:05🔗 Jenna Lewis Okay, the blood tests really are truly worthless, I think, in my opinion. They are only useful as corroborative evidence if you have a high index, a high probability of having it. The only way really to diagnose herpes is A, with clinical appearance, and B, a culture, a virus.

46:23🔗 Drew Okay, culture means find an outbreak, put the swab in there and culture the virus.

46:30🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah, that is it. The tests, they could be positive, negative, they're not interpretable, they really aren't. All right? All right, thanks.

46:37🔗 Drew All right, but good times. Hey, you're calling from Utah. Jenna wants to know if you're a Mormon. I am not. Not. See?

46:46🔗 Jenna Lewis Jenna didn't say anything.

46:47🔗 Adam Jenna didn't?

46:47🔗 Drew That's right. All right, well, $102,000 richer, everybody. Oh, please, what the God.

46:54🔗 Adam And she thinks she's Ms. Cleo.

46:56🔗 Drew Outrage, outrage. Jenna Lewis is here tonight from Survivor. We're gonna take ourselves a quick break and we'll be right back after this.

47:04🔗 Alright guys, bottom line, here's the deal.

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47:36🔗 Drew That's Dr. Drew. Jenna Lewis from Survive, our best show on TV.

47:40🔗 Adam That's me.

47:42🔗 Drew Made it all the way to a third out of 18.

47:45🔗 Adam 18.

47:46🔗 Drew Yeah, 38 days out of the 39. And walked with a couple of hundred grand, which turned into a hundred grand after Uncle Sam got pretty big applause on it. Yeah, but listen, let me just say this. God bless you for speaking openly about the money that you make. I've, Drew will back me up on this, I've gotten in many heated a discussion with folks.

48:11🔗 Jenna Lewis Survivor graduates.

48:12🔗 Drew Well, Jerry Manthe and I got into it a couple of times, which is, and Drew, people have asked me what I've made on commercials or salary or whatever. I tell them every single time.

48:24🔗 Adam I do too.

48:25🔗 Drew And here's the thing. Now, if I didn't, if I was getting paid under the table and didn't want the man to find out about it, I wouldn't say it. It's a public record, pretty much, go ahead and say it. There's this thing too, there's this perception also that if people found out what kind of money you make, they wouldn't like you. But there's my whole thing is like, hey, if you're on TV, you're on the radio or you're doing whatever, people probably think you make more. There would be people that you people who are listening would be surprised how little they made, and then there would be people you'd be surprised how much they made. Like a lot of people don't know that Letterman makes more in Leno.

49:03🔗 Jenna Lewis I didn't know that.

49:04🔗 Drew Even though Leno gets like double the ratings and makes like, I don't know, 25 million bucks a year, Letterman makes more.

49:12🔗 Jenna Lewis Really?

49:13🔗 Drew I just like it when these guys come on and complain that someone talks about a nice restaurant. They're like, well, what's much too rich for my blood? Letterman would never admit for a heartbeat that he makes 30 plus million dollars a year. It's always pretending like, I can't afford this, I can't afford that. Because the second you start saying things like literally a millionaire, your audience will turn against you, Drew.

49:35🔗 Jenna Lewis As yours has.

49:36🔗 Drew But I am literally a millionaire, literally.

49:42🔗 Jenna Lewis I've never thought about this, but I think humans have a natural impulse to scapegoat. They like to elevate and then knock down. People feel like they're a better target if they...

49:51🔗 Adam They want to put you on a pedestal simply to knock it out.

49:53🔗 Jenna Lewis But if they really see how tall your pedestal is, if somebody feels more vulnerable because of that, you're really going to go after me then. Yeah.

49:59🔗 Drew Oh, boy. If you guys knew what some of your favorite morning show jocks were pulling in a year...

50:04🔗 Adam That I do know. I do know.

50:06🔗 Drew You wouldn't think they were so funny anymore.

50:08🔗 Adam I was down on the Jeff and Jerry show down in San Diego, and they were talking money while I was there. Yes, their.

50:15🔗 Jenna Lewis I promise you in LA.

50:16🔗 Adam Oh, I'm sure in LA here in this studio.

50:19🔗 Drew It hops way up.

50:21🔗 Jenna Lewis All right, let's write it down for Jennifer. Watch her react.

50:24🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. I won't say anything.

50:26🔗 Drew Who am I writing? Who's SuSalaam? I don't know.

50:29🔗 Jenna Lewis Rick Dees.

50:30🔗 Adam Oh, Rick Dees, I think. Is it like top 40?

50:34🔗 Drew Hold on a second.

50:35🔗 Jenna Lewis We have no business talking about other people.

50:38🔗 Drew No, we don't. But here's the point. What do you want me to write down?

50:41🔗 Adam All of a sudden, I'm like a confidant for like Drew.

50:44🔗 Drew No, who's?

50:45🔗 Jenna Lewis Rick Dees.

50:46🔗 Drew We weren't talking about Rick Dees before when you said write it down.

50:51🔗 Jenna Lewis You said we forget.

50:52🔗 Adam No, no, just go.

50:54🔗 Drew I said you'd be surprised.

50:54🔗 Adam I have a question for you, Drew, when we're done with the call. You want me to ask you the question? Ask a medical question. Somebody got mystic tanned. Somebody as in like my husband got mystic tanned. Mystic tanned when they spray on them.

51:10🔗 Drew You never heard that?

51:11🔗 Adam Little dark skinned elves.

51:12🔗 Drew The dark skinned elves beat off on you. In a fan, in a ceiling fan.

51:16🔗 Adam Yes, you stand there and these chemicals spray on you. Yeah, well, they didn't, he didn't shower. And then I was worried that all those chemicals are going up inside me when I'm having sex with him.

51:25🔗 Drew Oh.

51:26🔗 Adam I don't know what the chemicals are they put on there to see. But it stains your skin for two weeks.

51:30🔗 Drew Hold on a second, aren't you supposed to wear a jackstrap or something when you go in there?

51:33🔗 Adam I'm married.

51:34🔗 Drew Not a jackstrap when you have sex.

51:38🔗 Adam I thought it was like a new term for a condom. I was like, God, wow.

51:41🔗 Drew No, no, no. I mean, your husband, do you just go nude?

51:45🔗 Adam Yes.

51:45🔗 Drew Your nads get hit in the head of your penis and stuff?

51:49🔗 Jenna Lewis No, not the head of the penis.

51:51🔗 Adam That can't be tan. What you really want is to be like that little circle.

51:58🔗 Drew No, but hold on a second. The idea is to sort of simulate a tan. And I think part of that is some contrast. Like the ladies will get a tan line. They'll go in there and you'll see the tan line. It's erotic. It's creepy when guys have the tan nuts. It's weird. It's porn creepy.

52:16🔗 Jenna Lewis I have to see what the chemicals were.

52:20🔗 Drew Culture is nuts.

52:21🔗 Jenna Lewis I can't imagine it's much if you go on the skin of the penis. You know what I mean?

52:26🔗 Adam Okay, but the skin of the penis and then the genus are very different. Much more sensitive.

52:30🔗 Jenna Lewis More sensitive, but it's not a long, not a far...

52:33🔗 Adam I was worried.

52:35🔗 Drew That's concerned.

52:36🔗 It stays your skin for two weeks.

52:39🔗 Drew Very valid.

52:39🔗 Jenna Lewis You do not want to tan vagina.

52:42🔗 Drew I can see the gynecologist looking at the channel. Have you been tanning?

52:46🔗 Adam Internal tanning.

52:48🔗 Drew Is there some sort of holiday tanning fogger you let off? How does that work? Boy, these are very thorough people. David? You're 22? I am. Yeah. You got to wear underpants when you go to this thing.

53:06🔗 Adam You're still on the tanning.

53:07🔗 Drew You got to.

53:08🔗 Jenna Lewis It started back in January. My neighbor was having a party. I came home with this girl. And all the end, we messed around. She gave me oral sex. And about a week later, I was kind of like, okay, I didn't really know her that well, so I wanted to get tested for STDs because I get sometimes a little bit paranoid about that stuff. So I had a gonorrhea and a chlamydia swab, and my penis was still hurting me. It's about a week later.

53:42🔗 Jenna Lewis What do you mean it was still hurting you?

53:44🔗 Jenna Lewis It hurt. It kind of felt like there was a rod inside, like a steel rod inside.

53:48🔗 Jenna Lewis After they did the swab?

53:50🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah, it was a little bit tingly before, and then after the first, I actually went back a week later, and another doctor gave me a herpes swab.

53:57🔗 Jenna Lewis David, you started up with, it still hurt. It still hurt. You didn't give us the part before the still.

54:03🔗 Drew Yeah, you just said you decided to go in and get checked out.

54:05🔗 Jenna Lewis And then it still hurt.

54:06🔗 Jenna Lewis I'm sorry about that. What happened was, after a week after the event, I went and got tested. It wasn't hurting me.

54:17🔗 Jenna Lewis No symptoms. You went in.

54:19🔗 Adam What was the tingling?

54:21🔗 Jenna Lewis Got a swab. You know what, I think, I tell you something, line five is the one I just realized.

54:27🔗 Drew No, it's not dropping out.

54:28🔗 Jenna Lewis It did a little bit, though. So you went in, no symptoms, had a swab, then what?

54:32🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah. And then it was, I'm sorry. Okay, let me back up. There was a little bit of tingle. I'm sorry. All right. It's been such, I've seen so many doctors. I'm sorry. Okay, it was a little tingling. So I went in to get a swab.

54:46🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah.

54:46🔗 Jenna Lewis And that swab came back negative. But about a week later, the penis was still hurting me. So I went in and I saw another doctor and she goes, well, let's give you a herpes swab. There were no visible symptoms of herpes, but she said, let's give it to you anyway.

54:59🔗 Jenna Lewis Again, you broke into still hurting. We started with tingling. Yeah. When did the hurting start?

55:04🔗 Jenna Lewis It hurt after the swab. After the swab, it really started to hurt. And then after the second swab, not only did the penis hurt, but there was pain in the abdomen and the testicles are really sore.

55:16🔗 Jenna Lewis Got it.

55:19🔗 Jenna Lewis I then saw a couple of the doctors, one doctor, I saw several doctors because nobody could really give me a medical diagnosis of it.

55:27🔗 Jenna Lewis Did you see the urologist?

55:28🔗 Jenna Lewis I did see a urologist and he, after I told him my symptoms and everything, he just kind of looked at me and he brought in his colleague as well and he kind of looked at me and goes, well, we don't know, you know, these things just happen.

55:40🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah, that's true.

55:41🔗 Jenna Lewis Maybe just let it go away. After the doctor who did give me the herpes swab though, she, I don't know if she hit something, I should say, in the urethra.

55:53🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah, okay. Do they want to do a cystoscopy on you? Do they want to do a cystoscopy on you?

55:59🔗 Jenna Lewis The urologist suggested it, but he said, I really don't want to stick anything else up there.

56:04🔗 Jenna Lewis Okay, here's the deal, David, here's the deal.

56:06🔗 Drew How far up did they put the herpes swab?

56:09🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah.

56:10🔗 Drew Three quarters of an inch? Yeah. What are you hitting? You're not hitting anything up there.

56:13🔗 Jenna Lewis Well, he may have already had something like a ridge or something that should be...

56:16🔗 Drew Three quarters, you're poking out my ass, by the way. I've got a lot there.

56:20🔗 Jenna Lewis By the way...

56:21🔗 Drew I'm nervous, I'm nervous.

56:22🔗 Jenna Lewis Only if you're nervous.

56:23🔗 Drew You're coming out the back side.

56:24🔗 Adam Or if it's cold.

56:25🔗 Drew It's like, well, we gave me a urethral swab, we got poop on it. You went too far. You sure he's not going number two, like he's not extruding it, like his Plato? No, I think you went too far.

56:42🔗 Jenna Lewis I've actually seen cases like this.

56:43🔗 Drew How do you swan for herpes, by the way? Does he have to see something inside the urethra?

56:47🔗 Jenna Lewis You can. You're grasping at straws there, aren't you? David is a great example of why not to go to the medical system unless you have a serious medical problem.

56:57🔗 Adam But in these days of over-treatment, he's like, oh, they just said, like, go away.

57:00🔗 Jenna Lewis Which is not a bad thing.

57:01🔗 Drew He kept going to different doctors.

57:03🔗 Jenna Lewis It's called iatrogenesis, where you go to the system for things that aren't really serious, and we eventually do something to you that makes you sick. But here's the deal. This is an inflammation, the urethral tract, usually associated with either prostatitis or an epididymitis. Definitely should be taken anti-inflammatories like a leave. You should have taken a course of antibiotics, which I'm sure somebody gave you. And there are medicines that can help the way the bladder empty that sort of relieves the lymphatic outflow of that area, something called hydrin or cardura. I had a guy that, it's actually a doctor, that had complained to this for like two years. And it wasn't until he went on cardura or hydrin that this finally resolved itself.

57:37🔗 Drew Cardura was the name of his maid.

57:39🔗 Jenna Lewis She went on him actually.

57:41🔗 Adam With the abdomen pain and stuff, could that be? It's prostate. Because women, that can be like a bladder infection.

57:48🔗 Jenna Lewis Sure.

57:49🔗 Drew It comes from the tanning spray.

57:50🔗 Adam Yeah, I was really concerned about it.

57:53🔗 Drew It really interrupts the flora and fauna down there. Brown vegetable oil crammed up there. You gotta wear trunks. He's gotta put some speeders on.

58:01🔗 Adam Yeah, making him next time.

58:03🔗 Drew Yeah, I'll tell him, get a thong back.

58:05🔗 Adam No, thongs are so disgusting.

58:08🔗 Drew That's a great porn tan, yeah.

58:12🔗 Adam Actually, yeah, they're gonna have to start making porn in Mystic Tan Booth instead of the lay down. You've seen the porn where they go in to get... Maybe you haven't.

58:19🔗 Drew Which one?

58:20🔗 Adam I don't know the names.

58:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

58:22🔗 Adam But they're always going like there's pizza delivery guys and then they go into the tanning bed. And as he's laying down to get naked to get in the tanning...

58:29🔗 Drew They go into the tan bed on the porn?

58:32🔗 Adam And it's kind of sexy because it's purposeful. I have a lot of porn.

58:34🔗 Drew Oh, you do?

58:35🔗 Adam I do.

58:36🔗 Drew Well, what format?

58:38🔗 Adam I have it on my computer and then I have a lot of DVDs.

58:42🔗 Jenna Lewis I think she means like what...

58:43🔗 Drew No, that's what I mean. No, I meant format.

58:46🔗 Adam No, format. Because a lot of people now are computer porn.

58:49🔗 Drew No, I would have asked theme.

58:51🔗 Adam Oh, my favorite, Sex World.

58:53🔗 Drew Sex World.

58:54🔗 Adam Yes. It's got like... Okay, but it's not really like the porn to get it on. It's more like the porn to laugh at because it's got like these characters that keep rabbit heads on. Oh, it's great. I think it's fantastic. Rabbit heads. And then there's a guy with a clown face.

59:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

59:07🔗 Adam Wow, it's awesome.

59:09🔗 Drew What about...

59:09🔗 Caller A few questions for you, Jenna.

59:12🔗 Adam No, I just think it's funny.

59:13🔗 Drew I don't think that's sexy. You ever watch... You watching the Taboo series?

59:17🔗 Adam No. No, it's the Taboo series.

59:20🔗 Drew What's the Taboo?

59:21🔗 Adam I like the backstage sluts.

59:22🔗 Drew Yeah, listen, you got to treat yourself to the Taboo series. It's a good vintage porn.

59:27🔗 Caller My mom is going to be really proud.

59:28🔗 Drew Yeah, she killed herself. At the ten o'clock hour.

59:31🔗 Adam As soon as the Mystic Tan question came up.

59:34🔗 Jenna Lewis What is a backstage slut?

59:35🔗 Adam Oh, it's like at the Snoop Dogg concerts and stuff. They have all the girls who will go back and, you know.

59:40🔗 Drew They don't do what they got to do.

59:42🔗 Adam Do they got to do get back? Yeah, it's like reality, but Snoop Dogg had a whole host of them.

59:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

59:46🔗 Adam They're really good, I'm telling you.

59:48🔗 Drew Pop Warner Coach of the Year Snoop Dogg, everybody. I would have guessed. Yeah, so you like the porn.

59:54🔗 Adam Well, nothing wrong with that. I like the amateur ones, too. You get those mostly on the web, though. I'm down.

1:00:01🔗 Drew You know what I'm seeing? I'm seeing a few too many tats and aggressive vaginal piercings. They call me old fashioned, but I find it a little distracting.

1:00:09🔗 Adam I do, too.

1:00:10🔗 Drew Yeah, I like that girl next door thing. Do you like any of the vintage, you know, 70s, 80s stuff?

1:00:16🔗 Adam I haven't seen them, but I would love them. I know it because I love old playboys.

1:00:20🔗 Drew Transporting yourself back in the time and eating off and then coming back again.

1:00:25🔗 Adam That's great. I really want to go again.

1:00:26🔗 Drew But all you can do is be like, you can't go back and bet on the Super Bowl or stop the Kennedy assassination. You just beat off and then come back. But it's like transporting yourself back. It's like going back. It's like going back in time. Yeah, get some of that. Get some of that taboo series.

1:00:46🔗 Adam What is it?

1:00:47🔗 Drew Well, it's a it's it's a money. Oh, that's what it is. He's singing about the guy having sex with his mom and his sister. You're supposed to get out.

1:01:13🔗 Adam Can you turn the lights down again?

1:01:29🔗 Drew You don't know the guy.

1:01:32🔗 Adam Really right now on the tape he's having sex with his mom. Thank you.

1:02:07🔗 Drew Usually Karaoke to Porn is really like chick-a-bum.

1:02:08🔗 Jenna Lewis You can't really sing anything. This is the day when they had to film.

1:02:10🔗 Adam I have to get this.

1:02:11🔗 Jenna Lewis That's Cinematic Scores.

1:02:13🔗 Adam There you go. That's more the porn music.

1:02:15🔗 Drew These movies were crafted. These were finely crafted films. They didn't just crank them out like they do now. Very important.

1:02:23🔗 Adam Do you know they make 400,000 porns a year on average?

1:02:27🔗 Drew Seems like a lot.

1:02:29🔗 Adam And then only like 4,000 or something like studio movies. Oh yeah. Big industry.

1:02:38🔗 Jenna Lewis Probably the money is equally as crazy.

1:02:42🔗 Drew I'll tell you, once you go to the DVD format with the porn Drew.

1:02:45🔗 Jenna Lewis What do you do with your 8-year-old kids in the house with all that flora?

1:02:49🔗 Adam Oh, don't look at me like other people with children don't have porn.

1:02:53🔗 Drew Hey man, it's just the human body and expression of love, man.

1:02:56🔗 Adam No, you hide them. You hide them away. You've got to hide your love.

1:03:03🔗 Drew Drew's too scared to have any porn in his house.

1:03:06🔗 Adam You don't have any porn in your house?

1:03:08🔗 Drew No. My dad didn't either and I'm suing him. I have a lawsuit against it. I can't talk about it, but he will be stripped. He'll be homeless when I'm done with it.

1:03:19🔗 Jenna Lewis I love the fact that Jenna's outraged and in disbelief.

1:03:22🔗 Caller What kind of household is that?

1:03:23🔗 Adam I don't know. I mean, my parents were very strict Mormons and I still found like old Playboys under the bed and stuff. I mean, it's pornographic though. It's not...

1:03:31🔗 Drew My only source of Playboy or any kind of porn material is when I would actually babysit, in which case I had to destroy the house looking for a... And I'm not talking about looking under a pillow. I'm talking about opening a blade and opening the pillow and scattering the stuffing everywhere.

1:03:48🔗 Jenna Lewis Back of the paintings.

1:03:50🔗 Drew Cutting all the paintings out, emptying all the jars in the refrigerator. It was a disaster. Yeah.

1:03:57🔗 Adam Well, you would love babysitting by yourself. You'd find plenty.

1:04:00🔗 Drew I'm picturing Jenna coming in, Jenna coming in about one, two in the morning, opening the front door and tidal wave of semen, washing her down the stairs. He found the mother-in-law.

1:04:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:04:18🔗 Drew All right. Getting that tan.

1:04:21🔗 Adam You're making me feel really bad that I...

1:04:22🔗 Drew No, no, no. We're just... God intended us, you know, he meant us to be... Yeah.

1:04:31🔗 Adam He intended us to be voyeurs of sex.

1:04:32🔗 Drew What's wrong with it, baby?

1:04:34🔗 Adam I'm a product of reality TV. Of course I love voyeurs.

1:04:37🔗 Drew Phil?

1:04:39🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:04:39🔗 Drew What's up?

1:04:41🔗 I have a question.

1:04:43🔗 Adam Is he in a wind tunnel?

1:04:44🔗 Maybe it's more of a story than a question. But I met this girl when I was going, you know, you jump around the massage parlors around the areas. Of course. You know, you meet these girls and stuff. And once in a while, there's like a little click or something. Or at least you feel like it.

1:04:57🔗 Adam That's called release.

1:04:59🔗 Drew Like you have a connection with one of the girls.

1:05:01🔗 Exactly. Exactly. So I come across this girl. She's like 22. Really, really gorgeous. And we ended up, you know, hitting it off. So 10 days later, she ended up wanting to quit. And we ended up being together. And ended up getting married. So she didn't do the job for a very long time. Because, of course, she's only 22 years old. But I'm just having like thoughts. Because now I own a place. And it's really difficult because I'm answering the phones. And she's actually working there. That's what makes it so difficult.

1:05:37🔗 Drew We covered a lot of ground here. Did you say you married her?

1:05:41🔗 Yeah, we got married. And then we started running out of money because we had this other... I actually ended up opening the place up.

1:05:51🔗 Drew A massage parlor.

1:05:52🔗 Well, an apartment.

1:05:54🔗 Caller I wouldn't call it a massage parlor.

1:05:56🔗 Adam OK, so it's one of those.

1:05:58🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah, what does that mean?

1:05:59🔗 Adam Well, it means like it's one of the dirtiest.

1:06:01🔗 Jenna Lewis I'd go to Jennifer and say, yeah, let's have a meeting.

1:06:04🔗 Caller For the happy ending.

1:06:05🔗 Adam For the happy ending massages.

1:06:06🔗 Jenna Lewis That's what she was doing already though.

1:06:08🔗 Adam I don't know what she was. He said clicked. He didn't. I said release. He didn't answer.

1:06:12🔗 Drew Well, wait a minute. Didn't he say an apartment?

1:06:14🔗 Jenna Lewis He's doing it from his home now.

1:06:15🔗 Adam From his home. And she answers the phone. So now he's saying comfortable. That's what he just said.

1:06:20🔗 Jenna Lewis Schedules her stuff.

1:06:21🔗 Adam Schedules her stuff for the happy endings.

1:06:22🔗 No, we ended up renting an apartment in a nice suburb. And, you know, we got a good customer base. I could actually give you the website, but I'm not going to. No.

1:06:31🔗 Jenna Lewis Yes, please don't.

1:06:33🔗 Drew I'll tell you what else not to do, everyone. Don't threaten to give us something and then not give us this ridiculous.

1:06:40🔗 Adam So you want the website?

1:06:41🔗 Jenna Lewis No, no, no.

1:06:42🔗 Drew I don't want it. Here's the deal. What is she doing with these guys?

1:06:51🔗 Caller Basically, to her, it's just work.

1:06:54🔗 Jenna Lewis Yeah, I get that.

1:06:55🔗 Drew Thanks. So, putting out oil derrick fires. What is she doing with these guys?

1:07:02🔗 Caller Basically, getting them off, you know what I mean? It's just like...

1:07:06🔗 Adam Hand jobs?

1:07:07🔗 Drew Jesus Christ. I know, but here's the deal. When the doctor tells you to drop your drawers, you've got to drop your drawers. Phil, what is she doing with these guys?

1:07:26🔗 Caller She's...

1:07:28🔗 Drew Oh, and then we get the F word. Oh, we have the world's arc.

1:07:34🔗 Adam So why would you marry them?

1:07:35🔗 Drew Oh, who cares?

1:07:36🔗 Caller I'm done with the collar.

1:07:39🔗 Drew He just said the F word. Hold on a second, Drew. He said the F word on the air, and we had to dump him. Could it get any worse? Like, we beg, we beg, we beg, we beg, and then so we get the F bomb? Obviously, Phil's a troubled guy. Obviously, he's a piece of work. Obviously, she's a piece of work.

1:07:59🔗 Jenna Lewis Right, here's the deal. People that go into sex industries and what, tend to have something called a borderline personality disorder. And borderlines tend to be very attracted to sociopaths. And so we could surmise that Phil would be sort of sociopathic.

1:08:13🔗 Drew Phil's an idiot.

1:08:14🔗 Jenna Lewis And the fact that he serves his wife up as a prostitute was seemingly kind of confused about it. Like, why, you know, it kind of bothers me. I answer the phone schedule now. It's no big deal.

1:08:26🔗 Adam What do you think you're scheduling?

1:08:27🔗 Jenna Lewis I mean, he has difficulty processing that this would be ethically a problem for him, morally a problem for him, emotionally a problem for him because other people don't exist to him that well as whole people. They're just sort of objects for his use. And that's unfortunate. Phil, you didn't ask for the condition you had in order to get your wife, but I would suggest you guys look into this a bit.

1:08:48🔗 Drew They're not going to do anything. Phil's too much a sociopath to ever make a move in this direction. So here's what I'm saying, Phil. She's a mess. You're a mess. Here's what you can do. Not have any kids. That's about the best you can do. You're not going to be able to be ever have a normal life or sane life and do this simultaneously. Everybody makes this...

1:09:15🔗 Jenna Lewis Or a healthy life. You end up dying.

1:09:16🔗 Drew They make this mistake where it's like, well, we're doing porn, but we have a beautiful relationship, or we're swingers, but the kids don't know, we're slamming a little heroin, but it's okay because I got my daytime job. All this kind of stuff, by the way, you can't do both at once. You can do both at once for a couple of years. People are amazingly resilient. You'd be amazed. Guys can keep their jobs at the law firm and do tons of coke. Eventually, the wheels come off the wagon.

1:09:45🔗 Jenna Lewis The reason people do that kind of thing is it works for them at that time. It actually makes them feel better for a while. It solves their emotional problems in the moment, but the solutions become added to the problems and actually create catastrophe.

1:09:57🔗 Caller Right. All right.

1:09:58🔗 Drew Let's have a quick question for Jenna Lewis, by the way. Chris?

1:10:03🔗 Caller Yes. How are you doing? You guys were not ragging on this guy because he's in the porn business, but because he's kind of a sociopath, right?

1:10:20🔗 Jenna Lewis Speculating, speculating.

1:10:23🔗 Caller Jenna is saying that she's got all this porn and stuff. My question is, would, in another life, you know, without the kids, would you ever get a porn business?

1:10:34🔗 Drew Come on, baby.

1:10:35🔗 Adam Never, ever. No.

1:10:38🔗 Drew Really? No.

1:10:39🔗 Caller Never?

1:10:39🔗 Adam Never.

1:10:41🔗 Drew Even with sugar on top?

1:10:43🔗 Caller I was on Survivor Socks, the boards, and there were, you know, rumors and things.

1:10:50🔗 Adam Rumors about what? About me and porn? You're thinking of Jenna Jameson.

1:10:55🔗 Caller Maybe that's it.

1:10:56🔗 Adam The other Jenna.

1:10:57🔗 Drew All right. Even a little girl on girl, a little innocent girl on girl action?

1:11:03🔗 Adam On tape, though?

1:11:05🔗 Drew Courtroom sketch artist.

1:11:07🔗 Adam I'm not saying that there's not pictures of me somewhere. Sure. But I just not in the business. I could never do it.

1:11:15🔗 Drew No, not your thing. But a little girl.

1:11:18🔗 Adam A girl on girl action, maybe. It's a little more. No.

1:11:21🔗 Drew You're fluid. That's the movie you got to get.

1:11:25🔗 Adam I'm going to start the whole new series.

1:11:27🔗 Drew And when you hear the theme, you think of me.

1:11:29🔗 Adam I can't believe you know every word. That's scary.

1:11:33🔗 Drew Scary good, right?

1:11:34🔗 Adam So wait, there's rumors on a board that, OK.

1:11:37🔗 Jenna Lewis On a board?

1:11:38🔗 Adam I don't know. Survivor Sex is a famous board that, like, all of us go read because it's got...

1:11:42🔗 Jenna Lewis Is it a message board?

1:11:43🔗 Adam Yeah. And people just rag on us. And it's more fun to see it when they're mean to you.

1:11:49🔗 Drew Oh, no. You just can't help it. You get upset, though, when you see that, don't you?

1:11:53🔗 Adam No, I laugh. Because you've got to think that it's like 12-year-old boys sitting around clamoring for attention from other people on the board. They're not actually saying anything because of the show. So, it's fun. All right. And besides, I get to see them rag on the other 17 people.

1:12:07🔗 Drew Jenna Lewis is here tonight from Survivor. Made it 38 out of the 39 days. Pretty damn good. Wow. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Into the billions? Cars, everything, condoms, hair plugs. All they need is a max deodorant body spray and a million dollars. Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, board certified physician. Jenna Lewis is here tonight from Survivor. 38 out of 39 days.

1:13:03🔗 Adam It's a long time.

1:13:05🔗 Drew Real long time.

1:13:06🔗 Adam So you guys had Jerry on the show, and she was complaining about cold nights in Panama?

1:13:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:13:10🔗 Adam She, yeah, she was complaining about a lot.

1:13:12🔗 Drew Nobody likes Jerry, but-

1:13:13🔗 No, I like her off the show.

1:13:14🔗 Drew She was actually better, and it came across much, she's much nicer this time around on Survivor than she did in season one.

1:13:21🔗 Jenna Lewis And even when she came to visit, it was more personable.

1:13:24🔗 Drew Absolutely.

1:13:25🔗 Adam Well, I think she's a great person outside the show, but she definitely is the show.

1:13:29🔗 Jenna Lewis Well, she even said, she's not sure that she was sort of meant for it, that she had a post-traumatic stress reaction, and it was tough for her.

1:13:34🔗 Adam It was very tough for her. But outside the show, she actually is a very great girl.

1:13:39🔗 Drew Same with Drew, which is not on the actual show. Drew just polished off a thing of Pez.

1:13:46🔗 Adam No, it's Pepo Mints, and I've been watching him pop these for the last hour and a half. I thought you had an oral fixation. I was about to diagnose you.

1:13:56🔗 Jenna Lewis I do, but that's different.

1:13:57🔗 Adam Oh, you do?

1:13:57🔗 Drew He's a man of great passion, by the way.

1:13:59🔗 Adam Really?

1:14:00🔗 Drew And by the way, your passion, and obviously your passionate woman.

1:14:05🔗 Adam I am, I'm very, very passionate.

1:14:06🔗 Drew Exquisite passion. You may have met your match with Dr. Drew, who's a man of great passion.

1:14:12🔗 Adam I don't see it.

1:14:13🔗 Drew You don't see it, but you'll feel it when it hits. You'll know it when it hits you.

1:14:18🔗 Adam It's like a shockwave. You don't see it.

1:14:21🔗 Drew It'll take you down. No, he's a passionate, passionate man.

1:14:25🔗 Adam What are you passionate about? Oral fixations, apparently, peppermints.

1:14:32🔗 Drew He loves the ladies, you know.

1:14:35🔗 Adam But he's married.

1:14:36🔗 Drew Well, that's right. But now his passion has all been focused in one unlucky woman. He's a very passionate man. Before it was more of a shotgun spray. He just, he could take down a whole flock of birds with one squeeze of the trigger. Yeah. Now it's more of a sniper's bullet. David Jackal for Dr. Drew. But do not get lined up in his passion crosshairs, my dear.

1:15:03🔗 Adam I was trying to avoid eye contact as we were talking.

1:15:05🔗 Drew Please. And you can't see the passion on it.

1:15:08🔗 Adam I can't. No.

1:15:09🔗 Drew And that's the thing, much like the librarian in the porn movie lets the hair down from the bonnet.

1:15:14🔗 Adam I like to have the bonnet.

1:15:15🔗 Drew Whips the glasses on. That's Drew. Off comes the lab coat.

1:15:19🔗 Adam And then underneath are just garters. Yeah.

1:15:21🔗 Drew That's right.

1:15:22🔗 Adam You're wearing garters under those jeans.

1:15:23🔗 Drew That's right. But still had the dignity to put some underpants on in the tanning room. The quiet dignity.

1:15:30🔗 Adam I just got back in underwear. I hated underwear for a long time.

1:15:33🔗 Drew Sure.

1:15:34🔗 Adam Now I'm liking it again. Yeah, I'm back.

1:15:37🔗 Drew Spread the news.

1:15:38🔗 Adam I am. It's a new fad.

1:15:39🔗 Drew Charlie is 14 and has been on hold for 97 minutes. Charlie?

1:15:45🔗 Adam Oh, poor thing.

1:15:45🔗 Hello?

1:15:46🔗 Drew What's happening?

1:15:48🔗 My parents are getting a divorce and every day it just gets that much worse and worse.

1:15:54🔗 Jenna Lewis What does?

1:15:56🔗 Their behavior, their habits. Like my mom hasn't smoked since at least two years since I was born. And now she just started picking up smoking again.

1:16:05🔗 Jenna Lewis Are they living together still? Are they living together still?

1:16:09🔗 Yeah. They're working on, since we can't have this house once my dad moves out, we're gonna find a smaller house, but they're gonna do share custody and all that. But it's just getting to the point where it's almost driving me insane to be here. I just wish I could find another place to live for a while.

1:16:27🔗 Jenna Lewis Do you have somebody you can talk to?

1:16:31🔗 Sometimes, yeah, it just depends. Because not a, because all of my friends are understanding, except I don't have a whole lot of adults that I can talk to, because that used to be my parents.

1:16:40🔗 Drew Well, listen here, Charlie. What are you in the ninth grade, eighth grade?

1:16:45🔗 Eighth.

1:16:47🔗 Drew Eighth grade. And school's gonna be over sooner, or do you go year-round school?

1:16:52🔗 No, it'll be over soon.

1:16:54🔗 Drew All right. And what are your plans for the summer beside to stay home and have your parents driving nuts?

1:16:59🔗 Yeah, I usually rarely do anything over the summer anyways.

1:17:02🔗 Jenna Lewis Do you do any sports or anything outside the house?

1:17:05🔗 I used to, but no. I trained to be a referee though, but that's about it.

1:17:11🔗 Drew Trained to be a ref?

1:17:12🔗 Jenna Lewis Football ref?

1:17:13🔗 Yeah, no, soccer.

1:17:15🔗 Drew Soccer ref?

1:17:16🔗 It's good for my age.

1:17:18🔗 Adam Sure, all right. What about sleep away camp?

1:17:21🔗 Drew Yeah, here's the whole thing, Charlie. Let me give you some tips from guys who come from a broken family, those loser parents that, they didn't argue but they didn't talk either. Here's the thing, you gotta get out of the house. A, you need friends. B, you need activities. You need stuff that does not involve video games and a television in you and your living room.

1:17:41🔗 Jenna Lewis Physical activity with your viewers.

1:17:43🔗 Drew You gotta get out and do stuff and be busy and then come home when the streetlights come on. Hired, go in your room and go to bed and leave early the next morning.

1:17:52🔗 Jenna Lewis They'll be separated soon enough and you'll have two separate lives. You'll have to negotiate, unfortunately, but they'll be better than what you're dealing with now.

1:17:58🔗 Drew Yeah, and it's unfortunate and I feel bad for you, but right now you need your friends, you need activities, you need things that are outside the house. And that doesn't mean Mickey's Big Mouth in the park in Reefer. It just means if you're into soccer raffing, sign up for as many possible games as possible.

1:18:16🔗 Jenna Lewis Right.

1:18:16🔗 Drew Just as long as it's outside of your house and you don't have to deal with your loser parents. Very sad, by the way, when the parents drag the kids in. My parents would not talk or look at each other for like 10 years. Like they wouldn't go, they couldn't have an exchange. Was probably better in its own twisted way. But I mean, just couldn't physically see each other, even if it was from like across the street kind of thing. It was weird. There was no conversation, but never got divorced for like 10 years.

1:18:50🔗 Adam Did they sleep in the same bedroom?

1:18:51🔗 Jenna Lewis How did they separate?

1:18:53🔗 Drew No, they were out.

1:18:54🔗 Jenna Lewis They were just separated.

1:18:55🔗 Drew They were separated for like 10 years.

1:18:57🔗 Jenna Lewis How'd that happen?

1:18:57🔗 Drew Oh, what the fuck?

1:18:59🔗 Jenna Lewis I mean, what happened? You remember it all going down or?

1:19:01🔗 Drew I think my dad probably regains some partial sanity and just left the house. I mean, they agreed. They just didn't get divorced because it costs like $80.

1:19:13🔗 Jenna Lewis Did he just, did he have an affair? Did he just get out? What the? No, no, but I mean, close your eyes.

1:19:20🔗 Drew I picture my dad. All right, now close your eyes and picture my dad talking.

1:19:24🔗 Jenna Lewis Oh, I can't.

1:19:25🔗 Drew You can't. Now picture my dad having an affair. Okay, impossible.

1:19:31🔗 Jenna Lewis But no, I mean, did they say, hey, we got it, we got it. Dad just said, I can't take this anymore. I'm moving out one day. Is your turn up missing?

1:19:38🔗 Drew I think they just agreed that it's like, I think my parents sort of looked at each other and went, oh, what, you think you're a loser. What, I'm a loser, look at you. You know, they both were disgusted at each other. It was sort of mutual. Hard to tell who would have been worse.

1:19:53🔗 Jenna Lewis My question is, do you remember how it finally broke? Did he just move out one day?

1:19:58🔗 Drew He probably just moved into an apartment.

1:19:59🔗 Jenna Lewis You don't remember it. You don't really know what happened.

1:20:01🔗 Drew Well, it wasn't a big blowout or anything. He just packed it.

1:20:04🔗 Jenna Lewis But did your mom sit down and go, yeah, your dad didn't come home last night. Or it's like, we've talked, he's decided to leave.

1:20:10🔗 Drew Yeah, well, we had a discussion, dad's gonna move up the street in a crappy apartment with a lime green shack. Don't worry, be right on law, Ken.

1:20:17🔗 Jenna Lewis He'll start wearing bell bottoms with tie up pants.

1:20:19🔗 Drew It'll be nice. Yeah, yeah, don't worry. Oh, you still get the same crappy room. Don't worry about that. Yeah, so then that was it. And they didn't get officially divorced for like 10 years.

1:20:28🔗 Jenna Lewis They were separated.

1:20:29🔗 Drew But they never spoke. And they wouldn't speak, you know, they couldn't answer the phone and stuff. It's really weird. I just figured this is what parents do. Like when you get divorced, you don't, you don't talk. It's good times, you know, it's great love there, you know. Of course. Great, great folks. Tom? Tom?

1:20:52🔗 Caller Hello? What's going on? Nothing much. I have a quick question. I work at adult bookstore and a actual scout from Evil Angel came in and offered me a part in a pornography film.

1:21:06🔗 Drew That's outstanding. Do you guys carry the Taboo series?

1:21:10🔗 Caller Actually, I heard about you guys talking about that. I was looking at Taboo 2 right here.

1:21:13🔗 Adam Oh, I want a copy.

1:21:16🔗 Caller Yeah, and so basically I kind of laughed off the idea, you know, and-

1:21:20🔗 Jenna Lewis Oh, he's at the store now.

1:21:21🔗 Drew Got a new customer.

1:21:22🔗 Adam He is at the store right now.

1:21:24🔗 Drew By the way, you know, each store should have its own sound. Not, you know, the porn store shouldn't have the liquor store sound, which has a gas station sound. You know, this one should be like pfft.

1:21:35🔗 Caller I guess my question though is how did he just offer him?

1:21:38🔗 Adam Did you drop your drawers? Cause usually that's a requirement in porn.

1:21:41🔗 Caller No, it wasn't.

1:21:45🔗 Drew Jenna knows quite a bit about porn.

1:21:47🔗 Adam No, no, no, I'm just guessing.

1:21:49🔗 Jenna Lewis Frightened would be the word.

1:21:51🔗 Adam No, I'm saying I'm just guessing because isn't, shouldn't that be a prerequisite?

1:21:55🔗 Drew Well, here's the thing that I've heard about porn. If you're a guy and you want to get into porn, you gotta bring a check.

1:22:00🔗 Adam That's true. I mean, look at the guys. They don't go based on your facial features.

1:22:04🔗 Jenna Lewis What's that, Tom?

1:22:06🔗 Caller That's actually my problem is I brought this up to my girlfriend. We've been dating for about a year now and I love her more than life itself. She actually wanted to do it and I was like, But wait a minute, Tom, did this guy offer it for you and your girlfriend? No, just for me. But then I just kind of laughed it off and he gave me his card and everything.

1:22:24🔗 Caller And Brian was a little bit.

1:22:26🔗 Drew Are you sure he's not talking about gay porn by the way?

1:22:28🔗 Caller I know and that's exactly what I thought first because usually if you're a guy in Scout, you're going to be entering into gay porn. So I kind of steer clear that, you know, I work at a porn shop. So I know a lot about the porn industry.

1:22:41🔗 Drew But hey, let me let me ask you something, Tom, real quick. How about putting one of those orange Caltrans pylons in front of the gay section? So I don't wander in there for the 56,000th time, you know, because it's the same thing every time. It's a little three on three. What do we got here? Oh, look at the street dudes all giving it to that. Oh, Jesus Christ, no. God damn it.

1:23:13🔗 Adam But he lingers for an extra like 30 seconds.

1:23:16🔗 Drew Repugnant. How do I cleanse my mind of this? It's like watching someone getting a compound fracture. I gotta hustle, hustle to the big top section and really dive, immerse myself in the big top section. It's just when it's the gate. Look, come on, put a cone there. That's all the gays want to know.

1:23:38🔗 Jenna Lewis Christmas lights will be all you need.

1:23:40🔗 Drew Just something that the gays want to know. They don't want to wander into our section. We don't want any part of their section. Put a goddamn cone there.

1:23:48🔗 Caller Well, it's all at the back of the store. So I really don't have to pay.

1:23:51🔗 Drew It's just eventually you get there, and it takes a while to decipher and process, and you have to figure it all out before you realize. And with all the shaved ass and tans, pardon me, I'm sorry, Jenna, I know my husband does this, but a lot of tan and shaved asses, it's hard to figure out what's going on. Is this tight ass on it?

1:24:13🔗 Adam You can't really tell who's a man or a woman from the back nowadays.

1:24:16🔗 Caller We have those too.

1:24:19🔗 Jenna Lewis Oh, that's the other con you to set up.

1:24:22🔗 Caller But no, my...

1:24:23🔗 Drew Yeah, and listen, let me say this too. I sometimes have to scour those stores for the big top section, which should be clearly marked and right up front.

1:24:32🔗 Caller It's in our fetish section, along with a lot of...

1:24:34🔗 Drew Well, okay, how about you put it in your American section, huh? Because I haven't just had...

1:24:39🔗 Caller All Americans.

1:24:41🔗 Drew All American, not fetish. There's no fetish about a man enjoying the female form when it's full.

1:24:47🔗 Caller If it's like...

1:24:49🔗 Drew Fetish, how dare you?

1:24:50🔗 Caller No, do you understand?

1:24:51🔗 Drew I gotta sit there elbow to elbow with a guy.

1:24:53🔗 Adam He's trying to get a question out and we're just talking about porn.

1:24:56🔗 Drew I like the big jug, so I gotta sit there with a guy with the two, like the chicks in Nazi uniforms smashing cockroaches. That's the section I'm drummed off to, like some sort of pariah. How dare you? That is porn! That's not a fetish! That's what porn is! Jesus Christ! It should have red, white, and blue bunting. It should look like the back of one of those trains from the 20s they would campaign from, just the red with the bunting everywhere. As you step in, dun, the band would strike up.

1:25:34🔗 Adam I don't know, those also had a lot of pictures of Uncle Sam, and I don't think that really intones porn.

1:25:40🔗 Jenna Lewis I wonder if, I'm just thinking about your rape theory, if Jenna would appreciate.

1:25:45🔗 Drew No, I'm not getting into it.

1:25:47🔗 Adam I do, I wanna hear it.

1:25:47🔗 Drew During the break, during the break.

1:25:49🔗 Caller Tom. Yep.

1:25:51🔗 Jenna Lewis Question, Tom.

1:25:52🔗 Caller My question is, how do I steer my girlfriend clear of this notion, because I only, not only do I think it would be detrimental to my future and my career, but it also...

1:26:03🔗 Adam Your career is a porn bookstore.

1:26:05🔗 Caller Also, when a customer comes in here and like rents like, or like watches a porn in the bag with me in it, you know, that's kind of creepy.

1:26:11🔗 Jenna Lewis All right, let's not, just forget, it's just gonna screw your relationship up, you know it, just don't do it.

1:26:14🔗 Drew Yeah, if you're in love, don't do it. And what did they...

1:26:16🔗 Jenna Lewis Love more than life itself, don't do it.

1:26:18🔗 Drew Did they have the stalls in the back?

1:26:20🔗 Caller Yes, we have the adult arcade.

1:26:23🔗 Drew Okay, yeah. So they don't have Whac-a-Mole, they have Whack Yourself.

1:26:26🔗 Caller It's actually illegal to masturbate back there, but it's kind of... Illegal?

1:26:31🔗 Drew Yeah, that's illegal to spit on the sidewalk. Yeah, but do you, yeah, it's illegal, but yet there's a roll of paper towels in the play, in the stall. Do you have doors on the stall? They make you take those off.

1:26:42🔗 Caller There you go.

1:26:45🔗 Adam Oh, this is great.

1:26:46🔗 Drew Yeah, no returns on that, Ann and Luke. I like the big signs. It's not you break it, you bought it, it's you shoved up your ass to buy it.

1:26:56🔗 Jenna Lewis That's why the vibrators don't come back either, right?

1:26:58🔗 Drew No, that's why they have to fire them up. I like that part. Yeah, I know. No, it's like there's certain places like where you buy tools where you can't return them. So they'll plug them in and they'll fire up the pad sander to let you know the thing worked. There's no returning. I mean, you can imagine why you can't return a vibrator. So just to make sure you don't walk out of the door and then come back and go, the thing never worked. They actually have to fire this stuff up. For me, it's like, it's eight bucks. I'll take my chance.

1:27:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:27:28🔗 Drew You don't have to go ahead and put the C-cells in there and fire the thing up.

1:27:31🔗 Adam It might actually make me never want to use it after I've seen some of those people operating and turning it on.

1:27:35🔗 Drew Yeah, not me. We're going to take a quick break. Jenna Lewis here from Survivor. Dear, dear, dear friend now, who loves the porn. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:27:50🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:28:04🔗 Drew That's Dr. Drew. Jenna Lewis here tonight from Survivor, my favorite show. I'm pretty sure, I didn't see all the first season, but after that, I think I've seen every episode. I certainly saw every one of the Survivor All-Star episodes, which really-

1:28:25🔗 Adam I was boring on that, really.

1:28:27🔗 Drew No, you weren't.

1:28:28🔗 Adam Yeah, I was. I think I was boring.

1:28:31🔗 Drew Well, do you feel that you were represented in your true light when you saw them cut it together and air the show?

1:28:38🔗 Adam Not really, because I was very snake-ish out there. I was very strategic. Then I don't think they really showed that, especially towards the end, I was starting fights with everybody.

1:28:50🔗 Jenna Lewis Do you guys still have relationship with people? Are people mad at you still from-

1:28:54🔗 Adam I don't think so. I got out of this crystal clean, actually. Even though I was starting a lot of fights, people aren't mad at me, I think because I didn't win. If I had a one, yes, everyone would hate me for one reason or another.

1:29:04🔗 Drew Well, the people that seem ridiculous are the people like Lex and maybe-

1:29:13🔗 Adam Big Tom, Cathy.

1:29:14🔗 Drew Yeah, the idea is like they have to confront the people at the end. It's like, yeah, you didn't play fair. I thought I had a friend. You stabbed me in the back. How narcissistic can you get, you screwball? The guy is trying to play a game. It's really like cussing out a player on another team for hitting a home run or pitching them inside a little bit or something. So, I thought we were friends. Yeah, you're friends. You're attempting to play a game just like you do with your friends. Friends compete all the time. The guy came in second and really just should have won. Rob, who was just sort of plain old better than everybody. His only problem was he would just beat most people, not only at the at the test or the challenges, but he was actually better from a strategic standpoint. And that sort of angered them. They were lesser players and then sort of angry at him for beating them. And sort of, they really looked immature. The ones are sort of whining about it. I mean, they all were.

1:30:21🔗 Caller I mean, everybody stood up.

1:30:23🔗 Adam Rupert and I were the only ones who didn't stand up and ball them out.

1:30:26🔗 Drew Well, the guy played the game better than you did. You should give him his props.

1:30:32🔗 Jenna Lewis They'd all been off the air, off the set for a while, right?

1:30:35🔗 Adam A couple of days.

1:30:36🔗 Jenna Lewis What if they were coached, though, by, you know?

1:30:38🔗 Adam They could have been influenced by the other. I was back at jury camp and so was Rupert. And we still, I mean, I didn't want to talk to them, though.

1:30:45🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, Lex had had had some, he had some valid points.

1:30:49🔗 Adam But in my final tribal council, I stood up when I voted and said, I wanted Rob to step up. I wanted him to admit he played the game better. And I wanted him to say that in the tribal council. And he didn't.

1:31:00🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

1:31:02🔗 Adam He pussied out.

1:31:03🔗 Drew Yeah. Josh.

1:31:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:06🔗 Drew You're 26.

1:31:08🔗 Caller Yes.

1:31:08🔗 Drew You're dating a 36 year old who is your boss at work.

1:31:13🔗 Caller Well, she's not exactly my boss.

1:31:14🔗 Caller She is actually a superior, but she's not a boss.

1:31:19🔗 Jenna Lewis What kind of work do you do?

1:31:21🔗 Caller I do security.

1:31:22🔗 Jenna Lewis And she's somebody that what works in a managerial position?

1:31:26🔗 Caller Kind of like a supervisor.

1:31:29🔗 Jenna Lewis But not over you.

1:31:30🔗 Drew Not over him.

1:31:31🔗 Jenna Lewis Not over you.

1:31:32🔗 Drew So what? So enjoy.

1:31:33🔗 Jenna Lewis It could be an issue. You're going to, your company may have policies about that sort of thing. You ought to check that out.

1:31:39🔗 Drew Where are you? What are you doing? You're just a security guard?

1:31:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:43🔗 Drew Oh, all right. So what? You lose your job.

1:31:45🔗 Jenna Lewis So you may have to give up that job to maintain this relationship.

1:31:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:48🔗 Drew Turn in your key ring, Josh.

1:31:50🔗 Jenna Lewis Maybe start the same job somewhere else.

1:31:52🔗 Drew I'm going to need your pepper spray and your, to turn in your shield.

1:31:56🔗 Adam And your billy club.

1:31:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:31:57🔗 Jenna Lewis Flashlight.

1:31:58🔗 Adam Oh, it's a billy club.

1:32:00🔗 Drew It's a mini mag bite. All right, Josh. Knock yourself out, buddy. All right. No, no problems there. Drew, Drew doesn't like this sort of dating in the office kind of thing, but he's not in the office.

1:32:12🔗 Jenna Lewis Not with people who have authority over other people. That really is a problem.

1:32:16🔗 Drew A little different when it's a female who's up top. It shouldn't, but it is. And I think rightfully so, because I think guys tend to sort of throw their weight around a little bit and try to use that position of power in order to.

1:32:31🔗 Jenna Lewis Well, that's the whole point is when there's a power imbalance and somebody's exploiting that position.

1:32:36🔗 Drew Yeah, but you know, it was probably he who spearheaded this whole thing.

1:32:40🔗 Adam Or maybe she's like one of those control freaks that really in a relationship want somebody to control them. A lot of women with power, a lot of people, women that intimidate a lot of men usually want somebody that intimidates them.

1:32:52🔗 Jenna Lewis That's true.

1:32:53🔗 Drew I tell you too, what a very passionate children. Very passionate. Jenna Lewis here tonight from Survivor, a passionate woman, as is Drew. Well that takes us a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:33:11🔗 Caller Alright guys, here's the deal.

1:33:12🔗 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:33:16🔗 Caller One call is all you need to make.

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1:33:55🔗 Drew Well, everybody, that's the show. I'm going to thank the delightful Jenna Lewis. I'll tell you, I didn't think I would fall in love with you after this show. Much came across well on Survivor, but in real life, thousand times better.

1:34:12🔗 Adam Passionate in real life.

1:34:13🔗 Drew Absolutely.

1:34:14🔗 Adam Like Drew.

1:34:15🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, very passionate, passionate.

1:34:20🔗 Adam I don't know if you've been on the receiving end of this passion, but you're very passionate about Drew's passion.

1:34:24🔗 Drew That is my one, that is my one ironic passion. Drew explained to Jenna during the break that he was passionate about people and I actually got more specific with it and narrowed it down to blonde. Blonde people.

1:34:37🔗 Adam I happen to be blonde.

1:34:38🔗 Drew That's what he's most passionate about. All right, God bless you. We'll see you on Survivor All-Star All-Star.

1:34:44🔗 Adam Oh God, I hope not.

1:34:45🔗 Drew And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:34:49🔗 Jenna Lewis Go to MA, get a sponsor, start working some steps, and then it'll be...

1:34:58🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Ingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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