1:06🔗
Voiceover
Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Tonight, we have WBO Heavyweight Champion, Lamon Brewster in the studio.
1:17🔗
Adam
Welcome to the show. We don't have too many boxers on the show, although I'm a huge boxing fan. Lamon is managed by Sam Simon, who's the co-creator of The Simpsons, and we have a friendly relationship, so he gave me a buzz and told me what a great guy Lamon was. And I saw Lamon knock out Vladimir Klitschko about a month ago on HBO or Showtime or whatever the hell it was on. What was it on?
1:48🔗
Adam
April 10. Yes. Yes. And it was quite a dramatic knockout. And basically the heavyweight ranks are all it's up for grabs basically because Lewis retired. And now that Lewis retired, there's probably 10 or maybe even 14 guys that all have sort of a shot at being the well, there's a few belts floating around, but everyone's looking for basically being the uncontested heavyweight.
2:24🔗
Adam
And Lamon is definitely, I don't know if you're, I know you're top 10, I don't know if you're top five in the rankings now. What are you?
2:38🔗
Adam
Number four. And you know, the thing, boxing has always been a sort of a curious sport to me because we can't figure out as a country whether we were in love with it or not. I mean, on one hand, you got Roy Jones Jr. He just fought last week. He fought over the weekend. He lost to Tarver. It was a stunning loss. This is a guy, by the way, Roy Jones Jr. who's basically 40 and 1 and his one loss is because he hit a guy after he knocked him out. I mean, the one blemish on his record is because he punished a guy too badly, essentially. It's like he Roy Jones, you know, arguably best fighter that ever laced on a pair of gloves. Really. I mean, here's a guy and I'll start kissing Lamon's ass in a second. But here's a guy who not only is essentially undefeated, hasn't lost any fights, hasn't really lost many rounds during those 40 fights. You know, forget about, you know, getting beat up, dropped to a knee and coming back Rocky style. He never even gets close to losing. He got knocked out in the second round. This should have been big news.
3:45🔗
Adam
Yeah, just he got caught and the guy, the guy who hit him knows what he's doing. But the point is, is this should be bigger news than it is. I had to dig through the sports page on Sunday to find it. On the other hand, Oscar De La Hoya makes 30 million dollars a year for for for day's work. So what is it? You know, you know what I'm saying? How can we not care and pay the guys 18, 20 million for a heavyweight bout or even for for a middleweight bout? And right now, as what tends to happen in sports and it's happened in the heavyweight ranks, as you want to go back and look at some of the glory days and it's sort of then they get into these fluctuation times, it is in flux. And I think a guy like Lamon is going to try to step up and grab. I mean, this could be better timing for you, couldn't you?
4:32🔗
Lamon Brewster
Right. Absolutely right. Because on one hand, you have Chris Byrd, who he's a very good fighter, great fighter. No one wants to see him fight.
4:45🔗
Lamon Brewster
Well, because he doesn't knock people out. He's not what you would consider an exciting fighter. He'll peck you to death. You know, he's a he's a skilled fighter, but he will by no means take you out, so to speak. And he'll sit back and, you know, he'll stand your face and he'll play with you. But people want to see, you know, blood and you know what I'm saying? And then you got John Reese, who no matter who he fight is going to be an ugly fight. And you don't want to see that either.
5:25🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah. You know, it's interesting. Vitaly is a tall gentleman, European style. But yeah, he's not American bread. You know what I'm saying?
5:35🔗
Lamon Brewster
I'm like the American bread fighter with, you know, every time I fight, you know, it's going to be a fight in terms of it's going to be at any point. You know, I'm a knock the guy out. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to make the fight.
5:47🔗
Adam
Well, you know, Lamon was basically fighting Vitaly's brother. Now, Vitaly is a guy that just fought a couple of weeks ago, the giant guy from Germany. And then he's got his basically twin brother or his brother. And there's a two big giant like Drago types from Rocky IV, Rocky III.
6:08🔗
Adam
Yeah, just sort of dominating. And and basic. So anyway, Lamon has I watched his study to fight closely. He's fighting Vladimir, who was basically had a loss. I think I don't know what his record is. Forty and one, forty and two. Yep. Forty and one. I mean, you know, not a bad record. And Lamon's eaten Jabs the whole fight. He's the and this guy's coming out, you know, this guy's in good shape. And he's he goes about six, seven, about two forty five and less body fat than most skinny drug addicts.
6:43🔗
Adam
And he's throwing punches like a lightweight. He's throwing combinations. He's throwing jabs. Lamon's just just eaten jabs, combinations, but but smooth, you know, slime, ducking. That's what the black guys have or the white guys. White guys are a little stiff, no different than the dance floor. Here's what I'm saying. Black guy, white guy both hit the dance floor. What happens? White guy looks funny and then comes out drenched with sweat. Twenty minutes later, it heels over. Black guy's still out there. Hasn't even broken a sweat yet. You see what I'm saying? Smooth, fluid, fluid. All of a sudden. Now, sixth round, is it?
7:19🔗
Lamon Brewster
Actually, it was the fourth round. It was, yes. No, yeah, it was fifth round. Fourth round, it was the round he dropped me and I got up off the canvas.
7:30🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yes, I went to work. But, you know, it was really, as you said, just taking my time, putting pressure on this guy, hitting him with body shots, not something that nobody had ever dared to even do with him. They always was trying to take him out by hitting him to the head. And so I hit him with body shots. And though I didn't throw as many punches at him, I threw effective shots. And so, you know, you got to look at it, man. You can't go to a marathon and run a sprint. And that's what he did. He tried to run a sprint for four rounds and he got to, he had eight more rounds to go and he drowned.
8:02🔗
Adam
Yeah. And I think at the, so end of the fifth, at the end of the fifth, Lamon catches him with a big hook, big hook and wobbles him. And then he goes down and he gets up and he's trying to, he's got a lot of heart. The glitch go and then collapses in a heap. Fight ends and Lamon takes the belt. Yeah, man. That's good times. All right. So here's, here's another reason why you're here, Lamon. Here's the deal. If and when you do become the household name and you get into millions of dollars and you got those rims that keep spinning, even after the car stops, those rims, which I argue.
8:40🔗
Drew
People of these colors probably have not seen these. These most, these are by the Midwest.
8:44🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah, yeah. Midwest, man, where I'm from, Indiana. I saw so many of those things.
8:54🔗
Adam
You know, they basically have the rim and then they just have like a fan blade rim that just keeps going on. But first, here's the thing. I'm driving my car and one of these guys comes rolling up next to me going 70 on the freeway and the rim is out of cadence for the wheel. So it forces you to look at it and wonder if you're having some kind of mushroom flashback or what's going on. I could have easily driven off the road staring at the guy's rim. The next thing is, and this is controversial, but LAPD, they're quick to draw the gun and quick to go after the black man with the gun. I say that if he pulls over a black man and he stopped in an SUV and he sees the rims turning, he may just pull out and start firing. It's that you see what I'm saying, Lamon?
9:42🔗
Adam
That's an angle. I'm saying cop pulls a guy over. He comes walking up the car. He looks down. He sees rims turning. He just starts.
9:49🔗
Lamon Brewster
But this is what I'm going to do when I have my spinners on my truck spinners and they pull me over.
10:04🔗
Adam
That's a Drew and I actually figured out that we we will actually even if the officer asks us to get out of the car, we will keep your hands on the wheel, we'll pull the steering wheel off and climb out of the window on the wheel, put our ass out the window, stick our ass out and climb out of the car. Still still with the body inside of the car, you never let go of that wheel in LA you get pulled over.
10:26🔗
Lamon Brewster
I got to try that. Yeah. I get pulled over all the time. Oh, yeah. I'm in a valley, too. Oh, you know, black man. Nice truck.
10:37🔗
Adam
You know, I'll tell you, I don't I don't I don't claim to know what it's like to walk a mile in a black man's shoe, but I can tell you this, I don't get pulled over anymore. As a matter of fact, if I do, it's like, hey, man show, and then we have a drag race, which which we've had I've done before. But that I used when I used to drive crappy cars, I would get pulled over a lot. And I just realized that part of it is what kind of ride you're in. Now, if you're in a nice ride, then there's the other thing. There's what's that black guy doing in that expensive ride? He must have told it for me. What's that white guy doing in that pile of crap? I call him a drug dealer. Something happened.
11:16🔗
Adam
Yeah, crappy car. I'd say a fair amount of what's going to get you pulled over is what you're driving.
11:37🔗
Hello?
11:46🔗
I just had a quick question for you.
11:49🔗
Caller
I was wondering, is it okay to be friends with your exes if you're in a current relationship?
12:01🔗
Drew
And guys cannot handle this. And I think the basic, first of all, guys can't do this very well. And if they know if the other guys do it.
12:10🔗
Drew
Guys can't be friends with ex-girlfriends very well. And if the guy is being a good friend to an ex-girlfriend, the current boyfriend assumes he's up to something. And the barrier to sex has been sort of broken down long ago. The distance to the intercourse is quite so far anymore.
12:32🔗
Adam
It's like a shoulder that's been dislocated three or four times. It could pop out anytime.
12:42🔗
Adam
The point is, once you've had, especially when someone's been a boyfriend or girlfriend, you've nailed them seven or eight hundred times. What's 701? You know what I mean?
12:51🔗
Drew
And everyone knows that. There is that. So the barrier, the boundaries are sort of weak. And then the other guy, the current boyfriend is going to think, what's he up to? Why does he want to be a boyfriend? What's he up to? Yeah, yeah.
13:05🔗
Adam
But here's the thing. It puts a certain kind of stress on the relationship that most relationships don't need or can't handle.
13:18🔗
Drew
No, you're not doing anything wrong. He's not insecure. You're more evolved. What you're doing is fine. But most young males can't handle this.
13:26🔗
Adam
And I would take a look at your motives because when a woman insists on being friends with an ex, even though it bothers her man, you may be looking to stir things up and rattle his cage. All right.
13:44🔗
Caller
I do. And I understand the point. And I can see the jealousy factor. But I have been very good friends with this particular male for a good 10 years now.
14:04🔗
Caller
Exactly. And we decided that we were not sexually compatible and that we were just better off as friends.
14:27🔗
Caller
I just wasn't really feeling it. You know, it wasn't very exciting and we had, we were just better off as friends, really.
14:40🔗
Adam
He had been working on her for a number of years. She got jilted by some boyfriend. He fed her a few wine coolers. He wanted it enough for the both of them, but it never really was there.
14:50🔗
Drew
That's right. And now he's still knocking at the door and the other, the current boyfriend knows it.
15:03🔗
Drew
There's nothing wrong with it, but if you scratch under the surface, you find motivations that could be.
15:08🔗
Adam
You got to make concessions when you're in a relationship. Lamon, you got it. You're married.
15:17🔗
Adam
Just don't speak. You know, there's a lot of times you just want to go, uh, well, this is like your bachelor party thing again. Yeah. I almost started. I, whenever, don't start giving theories about bachelor parties and what should go on and what's, what's sacred and don't, you'll just start getting in trouble. Just keep your mouth shut.
15:41🔗
Yes.
15:45🔗
Caller
Well, I've, I've worked, well, all right, I've only had one sexual partner as my girlfriend and we broke up a year ago and we were together for a year, so I first started having sexual intercourse at about 20, 23, 24 and I was, I've been an athlete all my life, I've, I've been in hot tubs and saunas and things along these lines for a very long time and I have a problem with sustaining an erection.
16:24🔗
Caller
I don't know, I thought that it might, you know, hot water and men, I've heard that a long time, you know, your testes and men.
16:31🔗
Adam
No, no, no. You think your sacs like some sort of boiler pouch? Rice. Like the noodles when you get the ramen and the beef bowl. Please.
16:59🔗
No.
17:10🔗
Adam
Well, hold on a second. There's a reason why he waited. Well, you wait till 23 is all up in his head.
17:15🔗
Drew
Yeah, he said he's religious, he's relating, you know, but he's not freaked out. He said he's not nervous about it.
17:25🔗
Drew
What do you mean you have trouble sustaining an erection? You mean as soon as intercourse starts, you lose it?
17:52🔗
Adam
All right, I'm gonna give you this speech, which I give about once a month to the lads, bitches. You got to find that one person you work it out with. That's that person other. Now, women, not so much men. They do. If you just bounce from person to person to person, you have a succession of two week relationships, you're never really going to work it out. You need that first person you take the shower together with first person you walk around naked with first person. You start you hump in the kitchen. You know, you start doing it in other rooms. You know that that person becomes like a guinea pig. You experiment on them sexually. Yeah, you know, but like when here's what happens when you're like, you know, fifteen, sixteen years old, you just want somebody to hold still. Please have sex with me. Would you please? I don't care where we do it. Just let me have sex with you. And then somewhere around eighteen or nineteen, you get into that person. That's the person you actually have sex with at her parents house while her dad's upstairs. You know that, Drew, you know what I'm talking about as a man of great passion. You know what I mean? That we're doing weird places, maybe a little anal sprinkled in, maybe a little.
19:05🔗
Adam
You take the shower with, you walk around naked with. You know what I mean? Eric needs that or he's never going to really find his rhythm. Most people find that at eighteen, nineteen years old. He's twenty five. He hasn't found that.
19:24🔗
Drew
Not just a checklist, but also work out your rhythms and things and learn how to control things and learn how to master yourself.
19:30🔗
Adam
And don't turn it into a scavenger hunt. Go to Costco, get everything under one roof. Don't be bouncing all over the city. Go to one place, get all your shopping done. That's one woman. It's got to be at least eight, ten months long, that relationship. Let's see, let's talk to Holly, who's twenty two. Holly? What's up?
19:51🔗
Oh, I'm just, I quit drinking. I've been drinking for about two years now, like, every day straight. I mean, you know, with my fiance, I've been really sexually active. And now that I quit drinking, I'm not.
20:08🔗
Actually, only two weeks.
20:10🔗
Drew
Well, you may still be having withdrawal. I mean, you get sick after you stop alcohol. So give yourself a little time. Are you using anything else? Are you smoking pot? Are you on speed?
20:17🔗
No, I don't know.
20:21🔗
No.
20:24🔗
No.
20:28🔗
About a half a bottle of 90 proof peppermish snobs.
20:45🔗
I don't know. The big bottle.
20:50🔗
Adam
Peppermish snobs. Had the three X's on it. And then she would play it with the band. Pull a cork with her teeth, spit it at her goat, which is tied up to the sofa. Tighten up that rope belt.
21:10🔗
Drew
Stop. Relax. Here's the deal. It takes about one week to withdraw from alcohol. You were having withdrawal. No doubt you didn't feel good during that week. It can last a couple weeks beyond that, that you can have persistent symptomatology. God knows your pulse is up. Your blood pressure will be up. People get very depressed and very anxious. Their sleep is disturbed. And if in fact you don't replace the alcohol with something.
21:35🔗
Caller
I exercise because I have to hitchhike back and forth to work. And I live in a mountain so it's a pretty long walk.
21:42🔗
Adam
You live and when she says live in the mountain she means in the mountain. She lives in a cave that's probably up to paying a cannon or something like I'm picturing her living in.
22:07🔗
Drew
If you don't replace it with something Holly you will start to get very depressed and very anxious. I do suggest you look at her.
22:29🔗
Caller
No. I've had my bisexual experiences and I'm actually not allowed to have them anymore.
22:36🔗
Adam
Not allowed. Okay because you can't get your grooming license unless you've gone down at least eight checks. It's the same. I don't know what it is about people working with pets and grooming and dogs and stuff. All crazy lesbians. Holly, why can't your fiance give you a ride to work?
23:14🔗
Adam
Well, I used to make the Floyd Hill to Connery run on 70 almost five times a week and I could do it in about 18 minutes.
23:34🔗
Adam
And by the way, you know, here's the thing about hitchhiking. You may show up at work two hours early. You may be two hours late. You may be found in a drainage ditch. I mean, how do you how do you how do you keep a job where you're hitchhiking where you never know if someone's going to even pick you up or not?
24:01🔗
Adam
Let me ask her about that. All right. So, Holly, you're off the booze. That's good. You're doing the exercise. That's good. But how about the 12? How's she going to get to the 12-step program?
24:18🔗
Drew
Yeah. Anabuse. If you want to drink, Holly, you're just not going to take your anabuse. So that's ridiculous.
24:30🔗
Drew
Every day? Yeah. And if you don't want to drink, you won't go. If you don't, if you want to drink, you just won't go. And that's, it's anabuse.
24:38🔗
Drew
Anabuse is not the treatment. Anabuse is a level of structure that helps you contain impulses, but it doesn't do anything for your disease.
24:44🔗
Adam
Let me tell you a thing about being poor. It just, it's, you burn so many calories just being poor. You know what I mean? Just the programs, the waiting in line. I grew up this way, going to free clinics and sitting there for five hours for nothing, you know. Always transportation, always a big thing. Who's going to give you a ride? Who's going to pick you up? You can never do anything on your schedule. It's always about, well, you can come with me, but you're going to have to wait while I go do this. It just, everyone, just focus a little on making, the amount of time that you spend being poor, the amount of time it takes you to go to the pick-apart, climb under the Chevy, pull the alternator, drag it back to your crappy apartment and hook it up. That amount of time you could have had a mechanic do it and paid him and focused your energy on making money. Everyone, focus on making money, not on the trappings of being poor. See what I'm saying?
25:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, you end up making four bucks an hour when you're poor, but all the time it takes you waiting and hitchhiking and doing and waiting in line and everything, going down and paying your phone bill in person. You know what I mean? You could be working. Work on making the money, not saving it. That's what I want. Lamon, you got to work on making it, not saving it. You start acting like a poor person, you stop making money. You see what I'm saying?
26:04🔗
Adam
Now break it down. You got to have the eye of the tiger, buddy. You go in that ring and there's no man on the planet that can beat you. You understand? Never. Now punch Drew as hard as you can right in his face. Lamon Brewster is here, WBO Heavyweight Champion of the World. The world will take a quick break, and we'll be right back. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Tomorrow night, newfound glory in the house. Lamon Brewster here tonight, WBO heavyweight champion of the world.
27:04🔗
Adam
I'm a big boxing fan, as a lot of people know. We never have any boxers on the show. I think maybe Dale LaHoy has been on before. Yeah, we've had like four.
27:13🔗
Lamon Brewster
You need us. We always have a lot to say because, you know, you got to understand we, as athletes, go the longest duration without sex than any other athlete known to man.
27:23🔗
Adam
Is that still happening? I thought that was a wives tale. I didn't know you actually did that.
27:28🔗
Lamon Brewster
Well, you know, there are some who don't follow that tradition, but I particularly this is the story in the Chi tradition. I tried to I try to follow that tradition to the best of my ability.
27:41🔗
Drew
Storing that Chi. You know, there's got to be an optimal Chi storage point. Yeah, which it starts leaking out of you.
27:50🔗
Lamon Brewster
I went I went three months one time with that one. And the guy hit me and squirted. I got heart and it really I really liked it. You know what I mean? It's like I really, you know, I really wanted to fight at that point, you know, it's like a dog.
28:15🔗
Adam
I'm talking about he's going to kill you. That's going to blow off a little steam. You know what I'm saying? And I couldn't stop him. I'd just be standing there. I mean, I wouldn't have to take pictures, but I probably would do that. Camera phone now, you know, because I'm sure the kids want to remember their dad that way. But all right. So who who who are you looking for in the future?
28:39🔗
Adam
But what's what are people talking about? I mean, something over the summer. Don King's your promoter, right?
28:47🔗
Adam
And I don't know where I know all the heavyweights. I don't know what's happened to like a David Tua. I'm not sure what manager problems manager problems, but there's a there's a guy that everyone's happy is locked up named Ikebe Ibuchi. Oh, yeah.
29:06🔗
Adam
Ended up being such a great fighter. He used to warm up on his old lady or something and got thrown in the joint. And I don't know what the story is, but this is basically Drew. This is like taking one of the scarier guys and throwing them in the joint, not having to deal with him, which is a good thing. Yeah, not not that Laman couldn't have handled the guy. No question. But still, you know, he's a tough guy.
29:30🔗
Lamon Brewster
He'd have been a great fight for Lamon Brewster. But the fight that I'm looking for, you know, first and foremost, is a unifying with WBC title holder, which is a Vitaly Klitschko. Yeah, I would love to fight him.
29:45🔗
Adam
Now, now you beat his brother, Vladimir, and the brothers are very close. The brothers show up and work the corner of each other's fights. And they're and and they're very is a matter of fact, when Corey Sanders beat Vladimir, Vitaly got into the ring and started threatening him and saying, you know, I want you and they got it on a week or so ago. And Vitaly or Vitaly went to the name one Stu and the other. It's like Vladimir Vitaly. I can't remember which goddamn Ruski. Plus, they were like Russian and they moved to Germany. They're a mess. Someone's got to straighten those guys out, that he live in Beverly Hills. Well, yeah. And they're crazy. First off, have you seen these guys?
30:33🔗
Adam
Drew, have you seen? How could you miss the Klitschko brothers? There's a cutout of one of them in the hallway. Well, go get one. Go down. You know where the video machines are? Your beloved video machines.
30:48🔗
Adam
Yeah, he's the six, eight guy in the boxing trunks. The big white guy with the, you've seen that?
30:54🔗
Adam
So that's him. Go get that thing. I want to see what Lamon would do to it. Because I may I may sock that thing myself, because that's good warm up.
31:09🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah, you know, just a little something. So if he come, we'll just, you know, you'll see.
31:14🔗
Adam
Well, you got so you got his brother and he's got to be looking for revenge, just like he's looking for revenge of the only other guy to beat his brother.
31:23🔗
Adam
Which was Corey Sanders. So it makes sense that Lamon Brewster and Vitaly Klitschko get in the ring.
31:31🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah, it makes a lot of sense, man, especially the fact that he lives in Beverly Hills. You know how long I've been trying to move in Beverly Hills? He moves. He moved here from Germany.
31:48🔗
Adam
But let me let me say, let me say this, playing devil's advocate here. He's a huge man. So was his brother. He's about a half inch or an inch taller than his brother. Seems to be a little more heart and a little more punch than his brother.
32:14🔗
Adam
I'm a big queer who's scared of Lamon Brewster is what it says. Oh, look at he drew him up. Uh-oh. Those are fighting words.
32:32🔗
Adam
All right. Well, listen, Vitaly, if you're driving around in your Bentley near the Beverly Hills area and you want to swing by, you know, I have a little, oh, you know what? Call it the brawl in the hall. Yeah. Lamon Brewster and Vitaly Klitschko getting it on right here at the K-Rock Hall. And Dr. Drew will be soiling himself, powering in the corner. And all right, let's let's get back to the phones and speak to Stacey.
33:20🔗
Caller
Um, my boyfriend broke up with me four weeks ago, but we've still been sleeping together. I still have feelings for him, but it just seems like he initiated the breakup. Yeah.
33:36🔗
Drew
Okay, it is just about sex for him. Guys, he'll keep having sex with you until you're in the grave.
33:46🔗
Drew
The guys will do that. That does not mean there's any feeling attached to it. I know it's hard for you to understand, but that's...
33:51🔗
Adam
No, I mean, women are like... Here's the problem with everybody and everything. Everyone looks at things through their eyes.
34:02🔗
Adam
Yeah, a woman thinks, if I broke up with a guy, I would never want to have sex with him unless I had feelings for him.
34:09🔗
Drew
Or if he had such strong feelings for me and he's still having sex, he must have something there. No, it could be absolutely nothing. It could be even less than nothing now.
34:18🔗
Adam
I always think about, like, in the animal kingdom, you know, when the bear mauls you to death, or the shark eats you, they're not even mad at you. They're just sort of mistaken. Then you might be thinking as you're being eaten, how could he do this to me? I'm not even trying. I didn't even... They're like, yeah, it doesn't matter. You think about something else. He thinks differently than you.
34:47🔗
Adam
That's right. And trying to understand us by sort of taking your mindset and inscribing it or grafting it onto us is never going to work. And vice versa, by the way. Yes, Drew?
35:15🔗
Adam
Then know the Klitschko brothers because you're too busy hanging out with primatologists.
35:19🔗
Drew
This person was waxing on about how, how dare we have these, these sort of ideas about the male primate being bigger physically and aggressive and the female. Really? It's like we like, like we created the animal kingdom.
35:39🔗
Adam
Right. Yeah. We gave the guys the testosterone and the big muscle somehow because of social mores.
35:44🔗
Drew
They're not different though. They're not different. That doesn't mean they're different. This is a different body.
35:52🔗
Adam
Yeah, but do we want to talk to him? Still having, I'm going to talk to him. Mom had a breast and ovarian cancer.
35:59🔗
Oh no.
36:06🔗
Yes.
36:15🔗
Caller
Too long. As long as I can remember, probably for the last two or three years, it comes and goes.
36:22🔗
Adam
Ironic with the copious amounts of lubriderm he's been spreading on his chaff for the last four years.
36:40🔗
Caller
No, the thing is that I usually I'll go and extend a period of time, well, extend a period of time as in like a week or so, without masturbating and it'll still come back. I've really cut back and I've tried to tend to it by using various creams and or...
37:02🔗
Caller
God, I haven't used one in a while, actually, but before... No, it's legit. It's 100% legit.
37:21🔗
Caller
I haven't used cream on in a while. Typically, now it's been Vaseline for the past probably...
37:31🔗
Drew
How about a dermatologist? You have a skin disorder. This is probably an allergic reaction. And you can get psoriasis of the penis. You can get an aneurysm of the penis. Yeah. All kinds of lovely stuff. Erotic dermatitis, contact dermatitis. And this is probably a contact dermatitis. It needs some cortisone cream to clear up.
37:47🔗
Caller
Okay. So, like, I feel like the... But this, the underside of my... The head isn't like the other side that rubs against my underwear. Like the underside is fine. And it looks like it did 10 years ago.
38:05🔗
Drew
It's nice. Where's that harp music? I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters.
38:17🔗
Adam
Ah, I remember when my penis was in its 20s, Drew. Still full of life. The hopes, the dreams. Now, it's a beaten, forgotten man.
38:28🔗
Adam
The constant, constant physical abuse it's taken over the years. It's really taken. It's so like a fighter that didn't know when to hang it up.
38:46🔗
Adam
Yeah, can barely string together a sentence. Yeah, pulls to one side, slurred speech. Yeah, what about Holyfield? Is that it for him?
38:57🔗
Lamon Brewster
No, he wants to fight again, man. And it's just sad because this man made so much money and he was such an inspiration to others. But I guess when you have that many kids, you have to keep fighting.
39:09🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, Vanders, well, first off. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters.
39:47🔗
Lamon Brewster
It's like, as sad as it is, you got people out there who are hit man, but it isn't like they can do anything better. So that's what they're gifted at.
39:58🔗
Adam
Well, Holyfield, one of my favorite all-time fighters and an incredible champion. And somebody, by the way, Drew, you guys are constantly trying to figure out what makes people tick. Finding out how these guys operate and what goes on. I mean, what goes on in the heart and the mind of a guy like Holyfield, whose people thought he was washed up 10 years ago and he's climbing into the ring and teaching Tyson a lesson.
40:41🔗
Adam
He's probably like 40, 41, 42 now. I mean, he's or maybe 40, 41, somewhere in that range. But even for Lamon or for anybody, the idea of being a fighter the night before, you know, imagine the night before one of these fights. Can you go to bed? Can you eat? Can you sleep? You know, can you relax? And the walk to the ring? You know what I mean? I mean, this needs to be studied.
41:05🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah, you know something? I'm glad you asked that because I could tell you f*****g. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters. I remember when I played the conters.
42:06🔗
Adam
The idea of walking into that ring with those people around and the hype and their allusion and the whole thing, you know, idea that you're getting to the venue three, four hours early.
42:17🔗
Adam
Well, that's why the crowd does not exist. You need to study this. That's why they don't exist. Saying they're pros. That's that's it. Please, Drew, do your work.
42:27🔗
Adam
All right. All right. We got all we got to take a break. Let's study Lamon during the break. Lamon Brewster here, WBO, heavyweight champ of the world. What's that?
42:37🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah. Use the glove. Lube up and study. Take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
42:47🔗
Love, 191.
42:54🔗
Adam
You spray that on, you give stink the Axe. Here, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, newfound glory in here tomorrow night. And Lamon Brewster, WBO, heavyweight champ of the world, in here tonight. Looking for Vitaly, or then Vitaly, is not only do you have to deal with the Klitschko brothers, you have to deal with the Vladimir versus the Vitaly, but now the Vitaly can be Vitaly sometimes, too.
43:40🔗
Drew
Thank God, Howard Cosell is not around anymore. Can you imagine how he would butcher these names?
43:49🔗
Adam
Well, while he was on the air. I miss the days when the sports casters would smoke half pack of cigarettes and go through a fifth of scotch during whatever the event was they're announcing. Like, hey, they look to themselves as, I'm watching a fight. I should be able to enjoy a cigarette and have a belt.
44:05🔗
Lamon Brewster
And the trainers, man, if you go back to even like the 80s, man, the trainers would be in the gyms with cigars, you know, until they find out that that was hurting the fighters.
44:30🔗
Drew
The reality is that the nicotine, the stimulant in there increases muscle tone and speed.
44:38🔗
Drew
And it takes enough years to screw with your love. They may get something to drug medication wise out of it.
44:42🔗
Adam
People go like, oh, he's a smoker. Yeah, he's 27. You know what I mean? This stuff catches up to you when you're in your 50s.
44:49🔗
Drew
If you try Optima Athlete, it'll catch up to you in five or six years. But during those five or six years, you may get a drug effect from it, you know, that you benefit from. Yeah. Whoa.
45:01🔗
Lamon Brewster
The time he heard was he would be drinking coffee before he went off to the ring.
45:05🔗
Drew
I was thinking, I think it will do that. Yeah. It increases muscle tone and speed of control.
45:09🔗
Lamon Brewster
It definitely keeps you on your P's and Q's because one of the worst things you can do is go into a fight and get comfortable. You know, you'd be too relaxed, you know.
45:54🔗
Drew
Well, are you expecting to have one during intercourse? That's probably never going to happen.
46:00🔗
Drew
Yeah. Never. It may, but probably not. And if it is, most of them don't have orgasm during intercourse.
46:48🔗
Adam
No, better yet, freeze yourself. If you're from Bakersfield, hopefully you'll thaw yourself out and it'll be some utopia.
46:59🔗
Caller
So I know there's nothing wrong with me. So what's up? This hour brought to you in part by Axe.
47:52🔗
Adam
Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Lamon Brewster here tonight, WBO Heavyweight Champion of the World. Looking for a little Vitaly Klitschko action, maybe sometime over the summer. It's got to be a good gig, the boxing. You know, really, as a heavyweight, once you've established yourself, probably fighting once a year, once every eight or ten months, something like that, right?
48:18🔗
Lamon Brewster
No, man, not a true fighter, you know what I'm saying? A true fighter, man, we fight, you know, you ain't going to see us sitting out there. Well, you know, those are the guys who get, they're just in it for the paychecks, the guys who fight once a year, you know?
48:31🔗
Adam
Well, you want. Yeah. But that's the whole problem is even if you want to fight, you got to set things up. You got to you got to you got to get the right match up. And, you know, there's true. There's a lot at stake, too, especially if you got a big money fight that's, you know, looming in the not too future, not too distant future. You don't want to get hooked up with a dangerous guy that could catch you on a bad night and screw up the money that's coming around the corner. You just never know. There's people that don't. Yeah, there's people that don't want to mess with you, too. It's it's tough. It's tough to make fights. And it's really there's not much, you know, it's not like, you know, the playoff system. And am I boring you, Drew? I see you yawning. Am I boring you? Am I boring you? Tell me if I'm boring you. It's not like the playoff system. There's there's nobody has to fight anybody, really. And then you get Don King in the mix and Bob Arum's and All In America, baby. All the all bets are on.
49:30🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah, most definitely. He's the greatest promoter of all times. He's he's had the highest.
49:37🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's got Don King has paid the highest price. He's paid fighters more money than all the promoters probably put together.
50:27🔗
Lamon Brewster
There was nobody in there except for him and his crew. And he didn't say a word to his crew.
50:35🔗
Adam
Well, only in America and possibly Canada could this kind of success story happen, Drew. All right, are you ready?
50:49🔗
Adam
No, here's the whole thing. And this is why we need the Lamon Brewsters of the world to step on up is having had American heavyweight in a few years.
50:59🔗
Adam
They Lewis, of course, was a Brit and he's been basically on top for the last eight, nine years or so. It's a couple stumbles here and there. But in general, you know, this is a sport that's dominated by Americans, especially in the heavyweight division. We got a we got a foreign guy who's basically up there now. We had Lewis up there. It's time. Time to get American.
51:25🔗
Lamon Brewster
Believe me when I tell you, man, I'm Bay Roof. I'm pointing to the outfield. I'm about to knock this one home.
52:02🔗
Lamon Brewster
Basically, every time a guy likes me or tries to pursue me, even if I'm interested in the beginning, I get totally turned off.
52:31🔗
Lamon Brewster
I do like my dad. Just that when I was younger, like really young actually, I caught him cheating on my mom.
52:38🔗
Lamon Brewster
Well, I just kind of walked into a room and he was kind of like kissing another woman, but...
52:46🔗
Lamon Brewster
No, no. He wasn't having sex with her. But my parents have been back together for a long time, so I don't know how much that affects my ability to have another early relationship.
52:56🔗
Drew
All we know is you have trouble with intimacy. You push it away. Whether somebody you like or somebody likes you, you're not going to risk it.
53:03🔗
Adam
That's got to be one of the... You know, we sort of skate past it a lot. A lot of kids see a lot of stuff. That's got to be one of the freakier things to see. Daddy's kissing on someone who's not mommy. At almost any age. Well, at a certain point you cheer for it. Like, Drew, if you came home and your old man was on top of the maid, he'd be, you know, you'd stuff an extra 20 into her blouse, right? I mean, you'd be happy to see that, right? Yes, of course. Of course you would. But at age, you know, 11, it'd be really... It'd just be almost confusing. And, and effed up seeing Dan get it on.
53:51🔗
Drew
That can sort of shatter things a little bit. Any shattering experiences can become things that are, uh, problematic later in life. You can't really regulate them, you can't integrate them easily into your life and your sense of yourself and relationships. And naturally enough, there it is, an issue for you. Now, if you can't get yourself to get into a relationship with somebody who is available and who likes you and who isn't, not too alluring because you're going to like a guy who's kind of a cheater, naturally enough. But if you can't do that, then that's time to get some help with it.
54:21🔗
Lamon Brewster
Like, what do you suggest I do? Because, I mean, I was like, now I have a guy who likes me and he calls me, but I just avoid him and I'm really turned off by it. I'm turned off by it.
54:32🔗
Drew
If he is willing to put up with this, which is a whole other issue, just kind of force yourself to stick with a little bit, see what happens.
54:48🔗
Lamon Brewster
Pretty stupid because I mean, I know I've had boyfriends before, but I just wish I could. I would just wish I wasn't turned off by it because there's, I know there's nothing wrong with someone liking me and me liking somebody else.
55:06🔗
Lamon Brewster
No. See, I liked him before I knew that he liked me back. You know what I mean?
55:10🔗
Drew
Too dangerous. Too dangerous, yeah. I suggest you go ahead and have some dates with him and see where it goes and just make yourself do it. Force yourself to contain some of this. Yeah. Act as if you weren't screwed up about these things.
55:27🔗
Drew
You know what I'm saying? Just get a positive attitude and go in and realize that's what you need to do. If you can't, if you cannot, then you need help.
55:42🔗
Adam
And by the way, if you act sane long enough, you'll just be sane. Here's what I'm saying. I mean, it whatever it is, whether it's being a good parent or being a good employee, just act like it long enough and eventually doesn't really matter whether you're that or not. I mean, we could all have homicidal maniac killers lurking inside of us. If they never come out, we never do any time. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. All right. Everyone act same and, oh, I'd love to coach this guy when he goes out on the date with her, because really, as soon as he goes around and opens the door and tells her how nice she looks, he's in for it. His only chance is to do that thing where you're on the date, but you're pretending like you don't really want to be there. They act like you have that thousand yard stare.
56:28🔗
Lamon Brewster
That sounds great. So I just got a question for you, Adam. So if you are coaching a fighter and he comes back to the corner and he's getting beat, what would you tell him?
56:43🔗
Adam
Son, we ever molested? That guy's got a thumb up you out there. I'll tell you what a good fighting, what a good trainer I am, a good corner man I am. I trained one guy, Jimmy Kimmel, to fight in a fight that got me on the radio.
56:59🔗
Drew
And he's been fighting the fight of life ever since. And look where it's gotten him. No.
57:08🔗
Lamon Brewster
That's a common mistake in boxing. It's not because sometimes you could be so overwhelmed.
57:14🔗
Adam
Well, I was more bored and I wanted to punish him. And you know, the thing that was funny is, well, no, here's what happened. He was wearing one of those face, one of those headgear that had the little face mask built into it, like the kickers would wear, the one bar that went over the mouth. So it was sort of out of sight, out of mind. This sort of bar was going in front of his mouth. So I forgot to shove the mouthpiece back in there. But you know, the thing that's funny about that boxers is it takes a million years just to have your composure in there, just just not to go nuts because practice makes perfect. You spaz out. What happens? You go off like a bottle rocket.
57:53🔗
Adam
No, no. What it is is you get this crazy adrenaline surge like a relationship, fight or flight things. Yeah. It's like you got let out of prison and someone's going to let you have sex with them after ten years. You know, I would say take your time, give a lot of good oral sex, use a lot of petting, take it slow. The blouse goes rip open. You dive on that.
58:12🔗
Drew
Is that only after somebody makes contact with you or is this you run in the ring that way?
58:16🔗
Adam
Most people lose their composure in the ring, whether they get hit first or not, and abandon all technique.
58:28🔗
Adam
Yeah, they're green. The punches are flying from all different directions. The more energy you have, the more nervous you are, the more the adrenaline is surging, the worse your form gets. It's sort of like trying to crush a golf ball off the tee. It's just the harder you try to hit it, the further into the rough it's going to go.
58:48🔗
Lamon Brewster
That's why the military, they have so many practices, man. They drill so much so that when they do get on that battlefield, whenever it is, if it's just 10 years or just 20 years, when they get there, they know exactly what to do. That's why we go to the gym every single day. I came home with bloody noses and busted lips every day, but it was just to prepare me for that day when I stepped into the ring, oh, he's doing this, oh, this isn't new. This is how I deal with this.
59:15🔗
Adam
Pure repetition, just crazy nutty repetition. But the thing that was funny is I knew Jimmy was going to go off and not do anything I told him to say, so I had this great idea, because I only had like two weeks to train him. I said, look, Jimmy, you're going to go in that ring, you're going to get hit with a surge, your punches are just going to start flying, you're just going to start flailing and wailing, you're going to be out of energy in the first 30 seconds. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to give you a number. Each number is going to represent a particular combo. When you hear me yell one, just throw jab cross. One, that just means jab cross. Two means jab cross hook. So we train and I just yell one and ping ping, jab cross. Two, jab cross hook. There were repetition, repetition, repetition. I knew he'd be in the ring. I knew he'd be running around with like a chicken with his head cut off. But maybe when I yelled two, something would snap in his head and he'd throw the jab cross hook. No, I just stand on the edge and I'm ready to yell it. Two! He's just throwing crazy windmill punches all the time. I screamed two and one a thousand times and I got angry at him.
1:00:16🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah, I'm going to have a beef with him too, man. I have to let you know that.
1:00:29🔗
Lamon Brewster
And they showed my press conference and I got emotional. Oh, yeah. He made a joke. So I figured that since I won, it's only fair that he would have me on the show. And if not, I'm going to have to chant check him down.
1:00:47🔗
Adam
Yelling number two. I think when I yelled number two at Jimmy, he crapped himself. He misunderstood and one, he whizzed in his low foul protector. He told you it didn't work at all. And you know, the thing is funny, too, is that they come back to the corner. It's like, listen, man, listen, you're doing exactly what I said you're going to do. Just go and don't throw any punches. Just go in there, move around, time him for a little bit. Get back to what we practiced. Remember, one, two, just jab cross, just like we did. OK.
1:01:19🔗
Lamon Brewster
Man, you don't hear nothing when you get like if you're not in shape for a fight or, you know, you're feeling stressed out because you can't do nothing with this guy, the senior trying to batter your head. You don't hear nothing in that corner, man. And I hate when I listen to a fight and the trainer is giving like 20 pieces of advice. You're not going to remember any of that at all.
1:01:42🔗
Adam
I always like the there's a there's a great interpreter for the Latin guys. Good because he always puts a little wine in his voice. They go to the corner and they slap you. They have the interpreter and the guy's going, come on, what are you doing? And the guy's like, you're not trying hard enough. Start trying. You know, most of the stuff is just like, yeah, no ass, Sherlock. He's hitting you too much. You hit him. You should hit him more and try harder. And now, come on, remember what we practice. It's just it's like you think all sorts of crazy, you know, beautiful words of pearls of wisdom are being dispatched in the car. A lot. Most of it just start trying harder. Start doing what we talked about. Come on.
1:02:16🔗
Drew
I was reading something about Phil Jackson last week, where by the time it's, you know, it's the fourth of its second left. And what's he going to say?
1:02:24🔗
Drew
Get the ball in, take a shot. Because you know what to do. You get here. Here's what I suggest. Here's your options. You guys figure out what to do.
1:02:34🔗
Lamon Brewster
Next time you're working a fighter's corner, I got a little advice for you. If they're out of it and you cannot get them to respond to what you're telling them, take the coldest water you can find. Just like shake it. Oh, why he's in the fight. So when you come back to the corner and just pull up, pull his pants back and just dump it.
1:03:09🔗
Caller
Well, thanks to both of you guys for having this show. You guys are helping a lot of kids.
1:03:23🔗
Drew
Kind of depends on what you do. For the most part, people are out in about 12 hours. But it's been reported up to 36 or so.
1:03:44🔗
Drew
People can do an awful lot of it to kick well and metabolize. It's usually like about 8 to 12 hours.
1:03:50🔗
Adam
Yeah. I don't know. We could do an eight ball and you could be tested by the commission tomorrow.
1:03:55🔗
Drew
I'm actually working on some home saliva and urine drug kits that maybe towards the end of the summer might be coming out. I'm imagining that.
1:04:07🔗
Drew
But I'm imagining people are going to use it for this kind of thing. So I decide, OK, I finally passed my test. Now let's go in.
1:04:11🔗
Adam
Well, what are you using it for? I mean, so parents can see if their kids have a problem? Oh, Drew.
1:04:21🔗
Adam
You're narkin out the kids. So how does it work? Do we have to lift a sample from these kids?
1:04:31🔗
Adam
Why not? Hey, Bobby, how about another Otter Pop? Give me that back. Give me that back. You suck. Give it back.
1:04:37🔗
Drew
Yeah. I don't know if you could do it off of utensils or something. That's an interesting question. I'm still learning about all this stuff, what the options are.
1:04:52🔗
Lamon Brewster
Maybe drug test it when you come home from school this evening. When I decide this guy will pull us off the refrigerator, just wake him up in the middle of the night, random drug test.
1:05:12🔗
Drew
I'll know because I'm around so much that stuff, but I do so much. No, that this is the only way you can objectively document whether somebody is doing drugs.
1:05:26🔗
Adam
How about having a drug sniffing dog as a pet? He's a good dog, but you also run him through the kid's room once a week.
1:05:35🔗
Adam
I'm just saying that the dog, the drug sniffing dogs need a home too. It's not like they got to stay in the kennel.
1:05:52🔗
Adam
See what house he goes to. Smart. Drew, I'm serious. If there was just a box that said drug testing kit.
1:06:03🔗
Adam
Multiple drug testing kit. All you got to do is get one of those small cereal boxes with a variety pack. And then just put a little white tape over it and use a stencil. Just something with a computer. Print it out. Stick a label on it. And picture Drew in a cop outfit with his arms folded. And then once a week, I just take the cotton swabs. Like, OK, kid, here we go. Let's take a little. It's every Friday we do this. And I go back and I just give him a clean. You never do drugs. You couldn't do drugs.
1:06:33🔗
Lamon Brewster
I don't know. You got some rebellious kids out there. But just out of spite.
1:06:37🔗
Adam
Every once in a while, tell them we got a false positive. Did you eat a poppy seed bagel or something? What's up, Junior? We're going to bring you in for further evaluation. Yeah, kid, just be scared to death.
1:06:55🔗
Adam
We have thermometers. Yeah, we don't sneak it. We have thermometers, but we don't... The kid's got to get sick first before we put it in his ass, right?
1:07:06🔗
Adam
Oh, Drew, you're going to give your kids an eating disorder. Don't get too weird on them. Don't get naughty on them.
1:07:51🔗
Take a little Vicodin tonight. Take some codeine. Smoke a little heroin.
1:07:55🔗
Adam
Drew, please. We're still. We're not in a break. Drew had plans for after the show. He thought we went to Frank.
1:08:05🔗
Adam
Take care. Everyone who and by the way, you think everyone's smoking it. They're snorting it these days. There's people that are buying.
1:08:16🔗
Adam
Really? You're talking about relatives and family? And the patients. Yeah, the people who buy it. I don't know enough about it. But if you buy the eight balls, I think you're snorting it. Yeah, because if you're smoking it, you're just buying it in crack form.
1:08:31🔗
Drew
You know what they tell me is when they smoke, they tell me how much they spend a day.
1:08:51🔗
Drew
Because when you shoot it, it distributes throughout your body, goes through your lung, passes through and then back to your heart and then back to your brain. When you inhale it, the entire surface area of your lung is exposed to it, back to the heart directly to the brain.
1:09:03🔗
Lamon Brewster
Man, I've seen it destroy so many people that I grew up with. You know, it's not even funny. And, you know, I would just advise anybody, listen to this, man. Take it from the heavyweight champion of the world. This is a drug you do not want to mess with.
1:09:18🔗
Adam
Take it from a guy who got beat in one Golden Gloves fight. You do not want to mess with this drug. See, it's from the top to the bottom.
1:09:26🔗
Adam
And everything in between. I am going to show Lamon Brewster a little something about boxing.
1:10:09🔗
Adam
Hey everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Newfound glory in here tomorrow night. Lamon Brewster in here tonight. WBO Heavyweight. Champion of the world. Looking for a little Clitchco action. And now he beat...
1:10:35🔗
Lamon Brewster
He said it wasn't marketable in the United States, so they're going back to Vitaly.
1:10:39🔗
Adam
Oh, I see. It's about actual size. We got a big cardboard cut out of him. He's so large. He's a lot of man.
1:10:49🔗
Adam
Yeah. He should, but he's probably making more money in the heavyweight ranks. Now, has there been talk about a rematch with you and Vladimir, Vitaly's younger brother?
1:11:08🔗
Adam
Oh, he is. Now, there was discussion about something being put on his gloves or causing, there's a foul play afoot. Perhaps.
1:11:19🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah, man. You know, he made a claim that someone poisoned him, but the only thing I can tell you is watch the tape. That's the only poison I know, the left hook to the chin. If he's really genuinely making those kinds of claims, I mean, nutty guy, man, let me tell you, the state of Nevada, which is the greatest boxing commission in the in the in the world, they would have been the first to pick up on this. You know, the blood test, we have to pee in a cup before and after the fight.
1:11:48🔗
Lamon Brewster
And they also drew his blood at the hospital once that he was driven to after the fight.
1:11:53🔗
Adam
So, well, the thing is, is the guy is a huge man. He's a sore loser, six, six, seven, you know, two hundred forty five, fifty pounds. And the big guys, they cannot they become like NFL linemen and that you can't go both ways and run up and down the field all day long. Eat the body that size. Now, the hundred and thirty pound guys, they can punch like they're there. These guys are like the ferrets running on a wheel. You know what I mean? I mean, these little little hamsters running on a train, but they can just punch and punch and punch never never stops. The big guys cannot do that. Vladimir tried to do that to layman's head for about five rounds and wore himself to it to point of exhaustion. Yeah, I mean, caught him with a couple of big hooks and finally chopped that tree down.
1:12:44🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah, man, you know, it's really impossible for a guy that height. You know, you take his heart, you know, that means his heart has to work over time to push blood to his feet and to his head at the same time, you know, and at the rate he was throwing punches, man, you know, knew he wouldn't last. That's why I say we take him to the deep water and drown him. As I say, we get him drunk and then we mug him.
1:13:08🔗
Adam
But here's how you take him to the deep water. You get socked in the head by a guy of six, eight, two hundred forty five pounds.
1:13:13🔗
Lamon Brewster
Well, let me tell you something. A guy usually if you look at fights, right, if you look at a small guy, his shoulders are snapping when he's throwing punches. If you look at most big guys, they don't know how to probably throw punches. So they throw them from the arm. It's not from the hip. You know, don't start in the foot. Like Mike Tyson was a great devastating puncher because he knew how to punch. Whereas these big guys, they throw arm punches like Vladimir. He was throwing a lot of arm punches. You didn't see his hips, you know, snapping his waist turn. You just saw his arms, you know. So, you know, naturally, he punches over.
1:13:51🔗
Adam
It's true. And bigger guys don't have to use their. It's like like you remind me. Always remind me of like guy. You ever see Darrell Strawberry hit a home run? Yeah. Just take that beanpole body of his and snap those hips and that bat speed, which is whip. And here's a guy whose arms are skinny, who's, you know, skinny, skinny guy. Pow! 450 foot shot. Tommy Hearns used to be that way.
1:14:19🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah, the guy has literally had to turn the thumb down, man. Literally a big difference.
1:14:24🔗
Adam
Literally six to one hundred and fifty five pounds. I mean, you think about guys who you know, I mean, you don't you don't you don't think about these guys. Wait, think about a guy six to you see, you know, guy six to is one hundred and seventy pounds. You're talking about a skinny, pretty, pretty slender guy. How about like one fifty four and six to. Now that guy throwing some power. That's all hip.
1:14:44🔗
Lamon Brewster
Ended up to get caught at the end of that punch, man. It's probably equivalent to getting hit by Barry Barnes.
1:14:50🔗
Adam
That's right. Yeah. Well, maybe Blair. He thought it was only heavyweights were in the United States. Come on, Drew, folks, now let's get a hand in. Let's break it down. Let's go now. Let's go, Lamon. Let's focus on the show. Now we got to help Blair. Hey, that helmet is not a chair. Let's go now. Break it down. Grab a knee.
1:15:13🔗
Lamon Brewster
So long. And yeah, I've been wanting to call it. Anyways. Yeah, I was just wondering if I would be able to regain sensitivity. I mean, I have some sensation, but like maybe be able to have an orgasm through oral sex. And if I quit masturbating with like a vibrator on my clitoris, like an electric massager, you know.
1:15:42🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah, because I've been like kind of making myself not do it, you know, for a long time because it says up here since you were eight.
1:15:54🔗
Lamon Brewster
I just was just like playing around with one of the massagers and I was like, oh, this feels good down here.
1:16:07🔗
Adam
Let me explain. If I get one of these massagers when I have kids, I'm going to have a time meter on there that's going to hurt. You know what I mean? I'm going to chart every hour that's been on down to the second. You know what I mean? 42 minutes on here between the time daddy put it down and the time daddy picked it up.
1:16:41🔗
Drew
You got to cut this out, but the thing is you don't want to cut it out because it's not as good as what it can do for you. So you just keep going back. I don't know quite what you're looking for.
1:16:51🔗
Adam
Let's talk about this theory, which is things. Ultimately, it's like quitting a drug. Things are ultimately better when you stop. The problem is, is they're not better while you're stopping. They're better after you stop. And no one wants to go through that part. You know what I'm saying? But in the bigger pictures, that way with a life, it's like a life is better with a college degree. It's just people don't want to spend that time not getting paid and doing, you know what I mean? They don't want to go through that part.
1:17:20🔗
Drew
I agree with you in terms of the basic theoretical framework, but this is something that she can do long term without harming herself.
1:17:34🔗
Lamon Brewster
I can have orgasms through intercourse just with this last guy that I was with. I was in a two-year relationship and we recently broke up in January and everything, but we still have sex, which I slept with like five guys since we broke up, but I wasn't able to have an orgasm with any of them, so I think it's just him.
1:18:16🔗
Drew
You don't have to stop. I guess your thing is she wants to stop long enough that she gets sensitivity to be able to have an orgasm with oral sex. Okay, you can do that.
1:18:23🔗
Drew
You may have to wait a few months. I don't know if you'll make it. And what you're aiming for ain't quite what you're getting now, too. You know what I mean?
1:18:33🔗
Adam
All right. Find a guy I fall in love. Yeah? Yeah. And like I said, parents, keep those vibrators. I'm going to vet it. You got the drug test. I'm going to do a vibrator test. Yeah. Vismagraft or something.
1:18:46🔗
Adam
Well, it's going to be a probe because there's no way to work around it. They'll be universal probe work for the ladies and for the gents.
1:19:02🔗
Adam
I will argue that up to 48 hours after the vibrator is removed, there's still microscopic movement going on in the vagina. You see, there's still movement that's been going on. This will measure that movement. And I'm going to work some of the guys over Caltech about it, a lot of guys. And we'll use a Richter scale type approach to it. If you got like a 7.5, that's off the charts. If you're only registering like a 2 and change, that'd just be a tremor.
1:19:30🔗
Lamon Brewster
So how do you get this approved? Do you do some kind of experiments? Like in Harvard?
1:19:45🔗
Adam
Well, I'll tell you what, I can't say it in front of him, but there will be one part of the study will just have the probe with a piece of yarn tied on it to a thing with a graph that really just checks.
1:19:56🔗
Adam
Just an ohmmeter for checking battery voltage on cars. Yeah, it will be the control group. Yeah, because we will need a control group. Drew, so I don't know if we will be able to package that with the drug test. Because it is really the same group. You know what I am saying? Do it in an eight ball and then it is right to daddy's vibrator.
1:20:15🔗
Drew
And then we will have a little porn on the computer sort of monitor of some type. Yeah. We will have it all locked up.
1:20:30🔗
Lamon Brewster
I am going out with my boyfriend for like six months now and like I don't know. I don't do it purposely but I cheated on him like I don't know. Not that many times.
1:21:21🔗
Drew
Well, let's evaluate what you said. You didn't mean to or you couldn't help yourself. What do you mean by that?
1:21:37🔗
Adam
Like, who's that yelling in the background? Oh, really? By the way, it's bad sign when you're living with grandma.
1:21:51🔗
Adam
His mom kicked me out. Well, he's living with his grandma. Well, your mom kicked you out because you're out of control.
1:21:59🔗
Drew
Yeah, not supposedly. She was quite right. You can't even be 16. You claim to love your boyfriend. You want to have a relationship. I do. And yet you can't contain your impulses to the point where you cheated on him. Not once.
1:22:16🔗
Adam
Let's take a break. We'll sort her out. After the break. Jennifer. We're going to take a quick break.
1:22:25🔗
Adam
Yeah. Maybe a little oral, but no intercourse in between the next four or five minutes.
1:22:31🔗
Adam
All right. So hang on. Lamon Brewster is here tonight. WBO Heavyweight Champ of the World. Take a quick break and then we're going to break Jennifer down and build her back up. Yeah. Get a hand in. Break it down. Yeah. After this commercial.
1:22:46🔗
Caller
Here's the deal. I'm looking to hook up. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person. One call is all you need to make.
1:23:17🔗
Adam
Nice to meet you. And that's Dr. Drew, Lamon Brewster here tonight, WBO Heavyweight Champion of the World. Showing a little of my stuff during the break.
1:23:31🔗
Lamon Brewster
Yeah. Well, you made me say yes. No. What I would like is for you to get into the ring with me and let me work on my eye and hand coordination on defending myself from your punches, your mighty blows.
1:23:45🔗
Adam
You never know when a spindly, brillo-headed, nasally guy from the Valley is going to come gunning for you, Drew. And when that happens, you got to be ready. And the only way to be ready is to stay ready. You cannot get ready. You got to be ready and stay ready.
1:24:02🔗
Lamon Brewster
Well, you can hold yourself... If you can hold your own with the heavyweight champion of the world, man, you can walk around with your chest.
1:24:17🔗
Adam
There's a lot of paperwork we would have to sign off before I got into the ring. But then, Drew, would it be funny if he just turned me into a drooling vegetable? I'd be like... Well, that's the show. I want to thank Lamon Brewster for coming in here. God bless you, Lamon.
1:32:50🔗
Lamon Brewster
Man, thank you for having me. It was such a pleasure. I learned so much today.
1:32:55🔗
Adam
WBO, heavyweight champ of the world. Much success to you, and here's all we ask is that when you do become the undisputed champ, you don't forget us. You come back.
1:33:06🔗
Adam
That's right. I told Lamon we're going to move around a little bit. He just can't hit me.
1:33:11🔗
Lamon Brewster
I'm going to have to stay in touch with you because man, I've sat here and just examined you, and I've learned a lot, man. I feel like I need to sign up for some therapy from you or something. You can come back.
1:33:36🔗
Adam
Find out what's going on when the next fight is about this new to your dog program. So, tomorrow night, newfound glory. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:33:59🔗
Adam
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