Sunday, May 16, 2004

0:54🔗 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

0:57🔗 Voiceover The listener discretion is advised. Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:04🔗 Voiceover That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist.

1:12🔗 Drew Whoo!

1:13🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14🔗 Drew I feel like we're on vacation.

1:15🔗 Adam Yeah. Steve-O and Chris Pontius are not here. Ugh.

1:20🔗 Drew But parts of them have been left behind. Are you aware what happened?

1:23🔗 Adam No.

1:24🔗 Drew They peed and pooed and spat all over the place, various offices and things.

1:28🔗 Adam Really? Not number two.

1:30🔗 Drew Not number two. Oh, Nicole told me number two. Number one and spitting.

1:34🔗 Adam Number one and spitting. You sure that was spit? How do you know they spat?

1:42🔗 Drew That's what I'm saying.

1:44🔗 Adam No, no, I mean, how do you know? What, you're just eluding me on that?

1:47🔗 Drew She just, I guess, she's telling me that.

1:49🔗 Adam All right, is she being, okay. Drew, great radio. It makes a point at the window, it's as she was telling me. All right, well, good times. They're gone, so I'm just.

2:00🔗 Drew Relieved.

2:01🔗 Adam Oh, so I don't know what to do, you know. The cats are going crazy like that.

2:05🔗 Drew You don't know what to do. They are saying things that are dangerous and attacking.

2:09🔗 Adam Well, I don't know if they're saying things that are dangerous.

2:12🔗 Drew No one can get over addiction. How dare you mislead people to think that?

2:16🔗 Question is, can you get killed walking across the street?

2:18🔗 Yes, you can. So just keep sucking.

2:21🔗 Drew Yeah, see?

2:22🔗 Adam Yeah, gotta keep sucking. Keep on sucking. All right. Speaking of sucking, saw that Van Helsing today. Yeah, a little over the top, I thought.

2:35🔗 Drew Troy.

2:36🔗 Adam Little too much.

2:36🔗 Drew Sucked.

2:37🔗 Adam Big thumbs down for the Troy from Dr. Drew.

2:40🔗 Drew Really, it was so, the-

2:42🔗 Adam Three hours of what?

2:43🔗 Drew Three hours of fastidious care with the detail, the scenery, and then they plopped a bunch of, they could have taken kids off Huntington Beach, surf contest, just plopped them in there and said, okay, here are your lines.

2:53🔗 Adam Really?

2:54🔗 Drew I mean, distractingly modern looking, sounding.

2:57🔗 Adam They need like a Kenneth Branagh in the bunch and instead they got Spicoli.

3:02🔗 Drew Yes.

3:03🔗 Adam Interesting. Yeah, it is true.

3:05🔗 Drew They're a huge disappointment to me.

3:06🔗 Adam You get a bunch of hot looking 22 year olds, you're just not, they don't just exude ancient Greece.

3:14🔗 Drew I wonder how many of them read The Iliad, if any, and how many of them just spent a couple minutes thinking about what happened in that period. These were primitive societies and we've got, literally I thought Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor were gonna step into the scene in a moment. It was that kind of effected, man, I don't know.

3:30🔗 I felt like it was like spoofing epic films from the 70s.

3:33🔗 Drew Well, that's what I, God bless you, that's what I thought too.

3:37🔗 Adam So it's sucking.

3:39🔗 Drew I mean, it's not good. I can't believe it, it's probably the sheer sort of.

3:43🔗 Adam Magnitude of the thing.

3:45🔗 Drew Yeah, it's beautiful.

3:47🔗 Adam I mean, I was wondering, I was watching Van Helsing tonight and.

3:52🔗 Drew By the way, thank you for supporting my film, Adam. I appreciate that. And reading my book too, while you're. Yeah, it's good.

3:58🔗 Adam Well.

3:59🔗 Drew I was. Yeah, I know, you've been busy last year. I know, I know, it's all right.

4:02🔗 Adam I was gonna go out and catch New York Minute and then the reviews came in, Drew. And I just, I couldn't get past them.

4:09🔗 Drew Don't you have nephews? They'll love it. Take them.

4:11🔗 Adam Really? No, my nephews are like five and six. They don't like, no, no, they don't know. But, but, but, but, just trust me. My sister doesn't know what, you know, she calls, she calls Comedy Central the comedy, you know, the comedies channel. She asked me the other day what night, what station ABC was. And this is a woman who's 40 years old who grew up in the city.

4:38🔗 Drew But it's not a matter of just it's geared towards, it's suitable for the kids.

4:41🔗 Adam I know, I'm telling these kids to spend half their time in Germany. They don't know who these kids are. They probably get in, they're a little too young. They need a couple more years, I'd say. Well, we'll come out on DVD.

4:54🔗 Drew Anyway, Van Helsing.

4:55🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

4:57🔗 Drew Over the top. My son's loved his.

4:59🔗 Adam But a good 20 minutes too long of just layer upon layer upon layer upon layer. And I've been noticing this trend in movies lately that they just, you think they're over and they keep going, you think they've wrapped it up, they keep going. And I just think to myself, look, it's gotta be a million bucks every three and a half minutes that are going on the screen. Maybe every minute and a half. Maybe less, maybe it's 40 seconds. Especially when it's the crazy over the top CGI fight stuff choreographed, whatever. Here's what it's really doing. It's saying, I want to spend an extra 35 million and I'm going to get a slightly worse film product out of it. Do you know what I'm saying? On a lot of these films, I don't understand it.

5:45🔗 Drew It's like getting those when you're pushing, when you push.

5:47🔗 Adam Right, it's like a first date where you're really going to impress.

5:50🔗 Drew On the other hand, you should have seen Mean Girls, which I still stand by a great film.

5:53🔗 Adam All right, I'll go do that. Well, I just wanted to be swept away.

5:57🔗 Drew Yeah, well, there you go.

5:58🔗 Adam I got swept away. All right. I don't understand the economics of it.

6:02🔗 Drew I know.

6:03🔗 Adam You got a movie, it costs $120 million. It would be better at $70 million. It just keeps it. Pirates of the Caribbean, same thing. Just the extra 22 minutes, unnecessary, just took an extra lap or two.

6:17🔗 Drew You're right.

6:18🔗 Adam It was done.

6:18🔗 Drew You're right.

6:19🔗 Adam And there's a part when you're watching a movie, when you're feeling like it's about done, when it goes on for another 20 minutes, you get angry at the movie. You feel like you've been screwed around. It's like when you order something off a menu and then the waitress comes back and goes, no, you know what? We're out of that.

6:34🔗 You're like, ah.

6:35🔗 Adam You start, there's this weird sort of visceral anger you feel.

6:39🔗 Drew You must be attempting to sort of trump the next guy. We're going to be more spectacular than fill in the blank.

6:44🔗 Adam Don't understand it. Kill Bill 2 could have had 20 minutes lopped off the end of that.

6:51🔗 Drew That's a whole film. Go see Mean Girls though, Corolla.

6:55🔗 You like election. Go see this film.

6:56🔗 Adam I will.

6:57🔗 Drew And it's clever. It's accurate. It's well done.

6:59🔗 Adam I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm waiting until Lindsay Lohan makes it to 18 because.

7:05🔗 Drew Then she's coming up here on the show.

7:06🔗 Adam I may have myself in the theater.

7:08🔗 Drew You wait till you're ready.

7:09🔗 Adam I'm waiting till she's 18. Even if she was.

7:11🔗 Drew Even you have scruples. That's nice to hear.

7:13🔗 Adam Even if she was being filmed at 17.

7:15🔗 Drew At 17. I understand.

7:16🔗 Adam You see what I'm saying? I've got a few more days. All right. Kill Bill was good in Kill Bill 2 and it moved along and everything was fine. Yeah. They could have trimmed it a little fat. But then it got to the last like 22 minutes and it just could have been lopped off almost completely. Jamie? You're 15? What's happening?

7:42🔗 Caller Well, first off, I love your show.

7:43🔗 I listen to it like every time it's on.

7:45🔗 Adam Thanks, baby doll. It's really cool.

7:47🔗 Well, see, for the past like three years, me and my cousin, which is very weird, like have oral and stuff, you know, but we try to tell each other we're going to quit, but then we just do it again.

7:59🔗 Drew This is your first cousin?

8:02🔗 First or second, I can't remember.

8:04🔗 Drew And you're doing something to him or to each other?

8:08🔗 To each other.

8:09🔗 Adam To each other.

8:10🔗 Drew How old were you when this got going?

8:13🔗 Probably 12, 13.

8:15🔗 Drew And how old was he at that time? Yeah, that's not so good.

8:20🔗 Adam Well, 13, 15, so that's a gap there. Now he's 18, right?

8:25🔗 Yeah, almost.

8:27🔗 Caller I'm going to be 18 soon, but you're 17 right now.

8:30🔗 Adam Someone's got a birthday present coming. All right, let me try to figure this out.

8:34🔗 Drew Let me look at the laws here to see what he's breaking the law.

8:37🔗 Adam You guys, now, I don't know why it's important to me to figure out whether it's your first cousin or your second cousin.

8:42🔗 Drew Why is that important? This guy's in a hole and he's taking a banjo, I don't remember.

8:46🔗 Adam How often do you see the guy?

8:48🔗 Not very often anymore.

8:51🔗 Adam I didn't hear that. How often do you see him?

8:53🔗 Not very often anymore.

8:55🔗 Drew 16 in Indiana's age of consent. A year.

9:10🔗 Every time pretty much I see him.

9:12🔗 Drew Oh, wait, every time you see him, she sees him, Adam?

9:16🔗 Adam No, she's saying she gives him a BJ now. No, it's just everyone, please, please, please just answer the goddamn questions. I'm going to put a gun in my mouth. I will. I swear to Christ, I'll kill myself. And then you're going to have Stryker in here full time. Well, I have to tell you what that's going to be like. Jamie? How often do you see him?

9:46🔗 Maybe once a month, sometimes twice.

9:50🔗 Adam Once a month, sometimes twice. And he lives in the same neighborhood?

9:57🔗 All right.

9:57🔗 Adam A few cities away.

9:59🔗 Drew Maybe you guys should just avoid one another.

10:01🔗 Adam By the way, who's getting together so often? I mean, you're in high school now. He's in high school. Whose parents are what? The phone keeps dropping off.

10:12🔗 Drew Your mom or dad related to his mom or dad? How? How are the parents? My mom is or my dad is related to his mom or dad. His sister is. Your dad's.

10:33🔗 Adam Your dad's his sister? His mom's sister.

10:38🔗 Caller All right.

10:39🔗 Adam Your first cousins?

10:41🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

10:41🔗 Adam Your dad's sister? All right. And does anyone have, oh my God, it's really, it's like some kind of hillbilly jeopardy we're playing here. Except for instead of two seconds to chime in, it's like 45 minutes between everything. I'll take cider jugs for 50, Alex. Jamie. Now, look, first off, don't do this anymore. Secondly, I wonder if anyone knows about this other than your cousin and yourself. No. No, they don't. And where do they think you guys are, do you think you guys just thick as thieves, just going on long walks together, stuff like that? Yeah.

11:29🔗 Drew Why do they leave you guys alone even?

11:31🔗 Well, sometimes we like to go bowling or something like that. We just go in his car and you know.

11:39🔗 Drew All right, here's what you need to know. Your cousin is not a good guy. And he doesn't, he's not in love with you. He's into having sex with you. And that's it.

11:49🔗 Adam Even if he was in love with you, it would probably not be a great thing.

11:51🔗 Drew It would not be a good sign, but I can pretty much guarantee he's not. So think about that. He's what they call using you. You know, you may be using him. I understand. But he really has no concern for you. This isn't going anywhere. This is going to be a very serious problem for your family. It's already a concern for you that you're getting off into this stuff so early.

12:12🔗 Adam All right, but listen.

12:14🔗 Drew Just avoid being alone with him.

12:15🔗 Adam And imagine you're a 15-year-old guy. Twelve. Actually, it's like almost three years old in here. But imagine you have this 13-year-old girl in there who's basically just, she's just putty. I mean, get her to do whatever you want. You know what I mean? Just sort of, here, come here, try this. Do this. I'll do it to you. Hold still. Don't tell anybody. Just sort of go along with it. It's sort of just, it's like a sort of a robot that has the fleshy feeling skin on it.

12:44🔗 Drew That's exactly, unfortunately, the way he sees her. And that's the scary thing about this, is an amoral situation where somebody's being used as an object. It's a bad time.

12:54🔗 Adam No more. Cameron?

12:56🔗 Yes.

12:57🔗 Adam You're 22?

12:58🔗 Caller I'm 22.

13:00🔗 Adam What's up?

13:00🔗 Caller I have a question about the short-term effect, actually, of different psychedelic drugs like ecstasy and acid.

13:09🔗 Drew Well, two different things. National Student Drug Abuse actually has a web-based information system where you can read all about the brain damage from ecstasy. It's equivalent to what we see from people using high amounts of amphetamine. It basically causes free radical formation from neurotransmitters and cuts through emotional centers and memory centers in the brain. So you get depressions and memory problems. LSD is a little different. LSD can change personality. It has a little more global effect. If you see trailers after fast-moving objects still, those tend to be the people, in my experience, that have persistent depressions and mood problems and panic attacks.

13:46🔗 Adam What's up with the X? You don't hear about it as much.

13:49🔗 Drew Yeah, because people have been hurt by it.

13:50🔗 Adam People are slowing down a little with the X. Well, good times. Hey, Cameron. All right. There you go, buddy.

13:57🔗 Caller What are you going to do?

13:58🔗 Adam Claire? Let me tell you. It takes all kinds. Claire, you're 19.

14:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

14:05🔗 Adam I've been promising myself I'll take some mushrooms for the last 13 years.

14:09🔗 Caller It's not all that great.

14:10🔗 Adam Never get around to it. Not all that great?

14:13🔗 Caller No.

14:14🔗 Adam You've taken mushrooms. You didn't enjoy them, huh?

14:16🔗 Caller I did not. I wanted to ask, Adam, are you still affiliated with the Man Show?

14:23🔗 Adam No.

14:24🔗 Caller You see, I'm watching it right now on the new host, Suck.

14:27🔗 Adam Oh, well, we're not affiliated with the Man Show.

14:31🔗 You see, why did you guys leave?

14:34🔗 Adam Well, a couple of reasons. In this town, no one really ever believes that you leave. They always just assume you got fired from whatever show business. Jimmy got the opportunity to do a late night show on ABC, and I went with him over to ABC. They gave me a development deal, and I went to go work on Jimmy's show and write on Jimmy's show and support my partner in his very important transition onto late night television. And also, we did 100 Man Show episodes, and that was about enough. I mean, Drew, you know I was tired. I was done doing it.

15:13🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

15:14🔗 Adam I never stopped complaining, right?

15:15🔗 Drew Never. Right. It was a good time being around him. Yes. When the Man Show kicked into gear, and then we had the Crank Anchors bridging the potential peaceful period.

15:25🔗 Adam Drew, you've never known me to be upset that something ended.

15:29🔗 Drew No. I've never known you to be upset at not working.

15:33🔗 Adam Never, right?

15:34🔗 Drew Never.

15:34🔗 Adam There's no job. I mean, when we were doing Loveline, it was exciting when it stopped, right?

15:40🔗 Drew Yes, yes. You like not working.

15:42🔗 Adam I like not doing TV.

15:43🔗 Drew Yes.

15:44🔗 Adam Nobody likes not doing TV more than me. Radio, I like. TV, I don't like. What are you going to do?

15:53🔗 Drew It takes all kinds.

15:53🔗 Adam It certainly does. But here's the thing. Here's all I want everyone to know. And Drew, if anything that comes out of my mouth seems false or misleading, or you've heard me speak otherwise, please be open and be exquisitely honest. I really don't like being on TV that much. Other people say they don't like it, but they do like it. I don't pursue it, per se, at all. And I've never really for the last five or six years been that involved with being on TV.

16:24🔗 Drew I remember you from the beginning saying what I really want to do is write. I don't like being in front of the camera. And then it became, I don't want to work. It went from I don't want to be in front of the camera to, leave me alone. Get me out of here.

16:38🔗 Adam Right. I'm not being modest. I'm not that into the television stuff. Claire?

16:45🔗 Caller Yes.

16:45🔗 Adam Alright. So go ahead.

16:49🔗 Caller So about a week ago, I was having sex with my boyfriend and it started to become less lubricated. And after a while, kind of painful for both of us and couldn't really understand why until I got home later and realized I had a tampon in and I don't even know how long it was there, but I'm worried.

17:12🔗 Drew Well, it's out now, right?

17:15🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. It's out now.

17:17🔗 Adam He was wondering why he had a string hanging out of his urethra when he was finished.

17:21🔗 Caller No, that's the thing, though.

17:23🔗 Drew It wasn't.

17:24🔗 Caller I didn't even know I had it in.

17:27🔗 Drew It happens all the time. You'd be amazed. You'd be amazed how many times we go to do pelvic exams and find something left in there.

17:34🔗 Adam Really?

17:35🔗 Drew That you didn't know was there. Maybe, Adam, if you had a vagina, think about it.

17:41🔗 Adam If I had a vagina, I would use it to get candy into the movie theater. I'll be goddamned if I'm going to pay four bucks for that Jumbo Snickers bar. I'm taking it in.

17:53🔗 Drew The tampon. I mean, come on, think how often the tampon will be forgotten up there.

17:56🔗 Adam Well, for me, you wouldn't even find tampons. You couldn't get her out of that. I would run out of tampons. I would not have tampons. Bar rags. You know, tail. You know what you'd find? You'd find like a tail from a coonskin hat, stuff like that. You know, just anything. Anything that was sort of cylindrical and had some absorption factors to it.

18:19🔗 Drew Yeah, I could see you even trying plugs and things too. Forget the absorption.

18:22🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

18:22🔗 Drew There'd be every cork.

18:23🔗 Adam Oh, you'd find duct tape. I'm sealing it off.

18:27🔗 Drew I've had it. Okay, well listen, having sex with a tampon by itself is not going to harm anything. As you found out, it can irritate things and can cause vaginitis, bacterial overgrowth. But the real serious problem is it can put you at risk for toxic shock. And that is while you have the tampon in. So you have survived that. And it's unlikely to be an issue at this point. So other than irritation and maybe some bacterial overgrowth, it's not something to be concerned about.

18:51🔗 Adam Joe. Joe, you're 19.

18:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:56🔗 Drew Does Joe sound bogus to me already?

18:59🔗 Adam I don't know. Go ahead, Joe.

19:01🔗 Caller Yeah, well, I've been with this girl for a year. You can hear me all right, right?

19:07🔗 Drew Yeah, a lot of clear.

19:08🔗 Caller Yeah, I've been having trouble with my phone. But I've been with her for a year.

19:13🔗 Drew Yeah.

19:14🔗 Caller She cheated on me maybe about ten times. And I like keep going back with her.

19:21🔗 Drew What do you mean by cheated?

19:22🔗 Caller Head-sack with another guy.

19:26🔗 Drew Ten different guys?

19:28🔗 Caller Most of them were the same guy. Four to five guys total. But one guy she did five times.

19:36🔗 Drew Tell me what happened the last time.

19:39🔗 Caller The last time she actually did it was with... Well, the thing is she was trying to get this... Me and her got together by chance. She was trying to get with another guy. At the time me and her met. And I was trying to get back with an ex. And me and her ended up getting together instead. And he's the main... Who she was trying to get with is the main one that she's been cheating on me with. But the last time it happened, she did him and his three friends.

20:08🔗 Adam No. Now it's bogus.

20:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:13🔗 Adam Yeah, sorry. We don't believe you, Joe.

20:15🔗 Drew He's abiding by the Geneva Convention, though.

20:17🔗 Adam He is.

20:17🔗 Drew He is. Yeah, it's bogus.

20:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

20:20🔗 Caller But he... No.

20:22🔗 Caller It's true.

20:23🔗 Caller It's just... I don't know. It's just that we can tell each other everything.

20:28🔗 Caller Oh, really?

20:31🔗 Caller We... I mean, I saw him out the next day about every time it happened.

20:35🔗 Drew Of course, she wouldn't want to leave you out of the drama.

20:38🔗 Caller But another weird thing is after every time she did it...

20:41🔗 Drew Here we go. Amazing, Joe.

20:44🔗 Caller It's just... It's weird. She said that she did, like, blacks out when it happens.

20:50🔗 Drew Well, if I... Let me answer as though it were true.

20:53🔗 Adam No, no, no. There's elements of the story that ring true.

20:58🔗 Drew Yes.

20:58🔗 Adam You know, she was going after another guy when they hooked up. This is the guy. There's a couple things, if this is true. I'm starting to believe him just because it's not interesting enough to be bogus, really. She's exquisitely chaotic.

21:14🔗 Drew I mean, this... Well, the blackout thing means that she's a trauma victim, that she dissociates, and she acts out these victimization roles, and that she needs to be with this bad guy, and the bad guy she keeps chasing, and she's got you on the bullpen to kind of keep her pieced together while she's chasing the bad guy that never will be available for her. And then she's also a rape survivor, an incest survivor, and so this guy is taking full advantage of that. Yeah. All right.

21:40🔗 Adam Break up with her.

21:41🔗 Drew Yeah. Don't do this anymore. Stop. And if you can't stop, then Alan on or some...

21:45🔗 Adam Don't get anyone pregnant, for Christ's sake.

21:47🔗 Jane? Yeah.

21:49🔗 Adam You're 19?

21:50🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

21:51🔗 Adam What's up?

21:52🔗 Caller My question is, I can't get off unless someone's telling me what to do or I have to feel like I'm in a rape situation.

22:02🔗 Drew In a rape or out of control?

22:05🔗 Caller Like, I want to feel like I'm being raped, that's my fantasy, and I can't get off, and that's the only thing I can think about when I'm having sex is I need the person to tell me that I'm getting raped.

22:16🔗 Drew I'm a rapist. Have you been raped before?

22:19🔗 Caller No. Never.

22:20🔗 Drew Were you sexually abused growing up?

22:22🔗 Caller No.

22:24🔗 Adam Well, there are, you know, most women, and this may not be a very popular opinion, but I would say... You think physical? I think most women have some fantasies about that, and not rape per se, but sort of being swept away. Well, a little more than that. But, you know, a little dominated.

22:51🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, and there is some sort of evolutionary pressure for that kind of thing, but even as a psychological standpoint, I think some people feel like the part of themselves that is sexual is bad, and the only way they can experience that part is either if they're sort of in a situation of being disgusting, being bad with another bad person, or not being in control of the situation at all, where you can't blame me, it wasn't really me, it was some of the... Sometimes it emerged and you were in control of that.

23:19🔗 Adam Right. Jane? Any sexual abuse or physical abuse growing up?

23:26🔗 Caller No, there was not any sexual or any abuse growing up.

23:29🔗 Drew Nobody ever hit you?

23:31🔗 Caller No.

23:31🔗 Adam No retarded religion rammed up the Tokai?

23:35🔗 Caller No religion at all, no.

23:37🔗 Drew It's because what he's getting at is again this bad sense of a bad self.

23:41🔗 Adam All right, well, that's just kind of your thing.

23:44🔗 Drew What are you going to do?

23:45🔗 Adam Let's do it. I fantasize about napping when I'm making love.

23:48🔗 Drew And masturbating.

23:49🔗 Adam Oh yeah, yeah.

23:50🔗 Drew Incidentally, interestingly enough.

23:53🔗 Adam Yeah.

23:53🔗 Drew The real thing.

23:54🔗 Adam Oh, so good.

23:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

23:56🔗 Caller How could you worry about?

23:57🔗 Drew No, I mean you may need a certain kind of guy and that's you.

24:01🔗 Adam Well does the guy, you're just fantasizing about it, but does the guy need to play along?

24:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

24:12🔗 Drew Effectively?

24:14🔗 Caller No.

24:15🔗 Drew Not effectively.

24:16🔗 Adam Well, I mean do you want him to grab a handful of your hair or do you want to put a ski mask on and pretend like he's coming through the window?

24:24🔗 Caller Pretending to come through the window like I want to be hurt at the end of it.

24:28🔗 Drew You want to be hurt? Yeah, all right. There's something wrong with that.

24:32🔗 Adam I know, but the phone, nothing's worse than the phone.

24:35🔗 Drew Now we got some attachment problems.

24:37🔗 Adam Something's going on.

24:37🔗 Drew Yeah.

24:38🔗 Adam Maybe a little therapy now.

24:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

24:39🔗 Adam It's one thing to sort of close your eyes and pretend some guy from the cover of a Harlequin romance is torn the buttons on your blouse open. It's another thing to have the weirdo with the ski mask.

24:50🔗 Drew The Zodiac killer or something's coming. It's like, whoa, wait a minute.

24:54🔗 Adam You know the thing I miss in sitcoms was the confusion thing. They would do this one where they'd go, Harry, yeah, you come through the window dressed as the cat burglar and then the real cat burglar comes through and she's sitting there and she's going, Harry, you're not, and he's like a little confused and she kisses him and he has to get more put off by it and scared by it and runs out and jumps out the window.

25:21🔗 Drew Then Harry, then the guy comes in and then they find out the cat burglar. Then the radio says, cat burglar loose in the neighborhood and she hits him with a fire pan.

25:29🔗 Adam She hits Harry now with a frying pan. Yeah, that's funny. Alright, we're going to take a frying pan in the bedroom. No frying pan, a bedroom with a rolling pin. Alright, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Let me float a sexist theory here, Drew.

26:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

26:07🔗 Adam I was driving up in the hills today, sitting at a four-way stop sign for a beat, getting ready to turn left, and this broad in a SUV was just talking on the phone. She just blew, she slowed down a beat for the four-way, but just blew right through it. If I'd been turning, we would have locked fenders. And I was thinking, I heard some reports somewhere that women get far more likely to get in car accidents talking on the cell phone than guys are. And then I started thinking, I think guys are used to doing more stuff and being sort of being tuned out a little bit and using small portions of the brain for certain things. And then I thought, I wonder why that is. And then I thought, you know, I think in order to be a mom, you have to be able to tune in and focus and be a little more involved. Whereas guys, guy can be sitting there with his kid, he might be thinking about work. There's a good chance a guy's thinking about some sort of anything else, but, you know what I mean? That's how guys' brains are. They're constantly somewhere else, unless they're there, then they go back to where they would have been.

27:12🔗 Drew And yet when it comes to actions, the research shows women can multitask a little better than men. Really? Yeah. I've always found the research kind of funny too, because it's not been my experience that, particularly when it comes to things like driving. And I think that men can do multiple different kinds of tasks simultaneously better than women can do same kinds of tasks. In other words, women can do certain actions simultaneously that men would find tedious. You know, if you like to focus on one thing at a time.

27:41🔗 Adam Oh, they could like eat ice cream and yell at you simultaneously?

27:44🔗 Drew No, no, they couldn't. They could eat ice cream and fruit and cheese and clean up and deal with something. But if they were having a conversation, they have to just have the conversation.

27:55🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, so I notice women on cell phones when they're driving to be a little more focused on that conversation. Same as when they're in the room with you and you're trying to sort of, you got one eye on the TV. This is why women are constantly saying, the guy is like, are you listening? Are you listening? What did I just say? The guy never says, what did I just say? Are you listening? Never, partly because we don't care if they're listening or not. It's just a fact that we're being engaging in a conversation, but think about that. So, and also it's something that, it's a quality, I think that it would take to be a more focused parent. If you were going to be with the child, the lion's share of the time and not throw on the ball, just sort of with the kid. You know what I mean? Guys do stuff with their kids, but they're punching a bag with them, you know?

28:41🔗 Drew That's the very point, is that men, like when you therapy with boys, they should try to do something physical with them, they throw a ball around. Men engage when they are physical. They engage psychologically. Women don't. Women have to settle down and focus.

28:53🔗 Adam Right. That's why they need the cell phones taken away.

28:56🔗 Caller There you go. Alyssa?

28:59🔗 Adam You're 21? What's up?

29:04🔗 Caller I've been, I guess, quote unquote, dating this guy for three months, and it hasn't, I mean, he hasn't held my hand, and we haven't really gotten like any intimacy or anything, and I'm just, I don't, I want to ask him like why, but I'm just, I'm really afraid. I don't.

29:25🔗 Drew What do you mean by dating? What kind of things do you do with him?

29:27🔗 Adam Is every goddamn phone call screwed up tonight? It's some mob.

29:30🔗 Drew Maybe the satellite or something. But Alyssa, what do you do with him?

29:34🔗 Caller Well, I mean, we go to the movies, we go out to eat, and we just sit and talk, but I mean, when we first started dating, he would look at me and he would, you know, like, he's paying attention and I'm...

29:46🔗 Drew So nothing physical goes on between you two?

29:47🔗 Adam Well, no. Wait a minute. You guys don't have sex?

29:51🔗 Caller No.

29:52🔗 Drew So, what do you do?

29:54🔗 Caller Well, I just hang out, I guess.

29:58🔗 Drew How old is this guy?

30:00🔗 Adam How old is he?

30:01🔗 Drew Is he 80? How old is he?

30:04🔗 Caller He's 30.

30:06🔗 Drew 30. You're 21. How'd you meet him?

30:08🔗 Caller He's my friend's cousin.

30:11🔗 Adam Okay, but, okay, here's the thing. I don't know. Are you guys dating if you're not being intimate or are you just hanging out?

30:20🔗 Caller See, that's what I don't know. The 30-year-old should not be with you. He means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means, he means.

39:47🔗 Adam Hey there, buddy, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew.

39:52🔗 Drew Takes all kinds out.

39:52🔗 Adam It really does. 1-800-LOVE-191. All right, let's go now. Let's get it going now. Let's break it down. Here we go. Let's get a hand in now. All right, gentlemen, let's go now. Grab a knee now, break it down. Let's get Lisa on the horn. Lisa, 18, what's happening now? Let's go now, let's get a hand in, let's break it down.

40:14🔗 Caller All right, hi, I'm a senior in high school and one of my best friends.

40:21🔗 Adam Senior, soon to graduate, yeah, all right, going to junior college. Name of the school, otherwise we hang up on your ass. Yeah.

40:41🔗 Drew In Pittsburgh. It's quite a switch from San Jose.

40:45🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah.

40:46🔗 Caller Pittsburgh, San Jose, same place now, let's go.

40:49🔗 Drew All right, what's up?

40:52🔗 Caller My one of my best friends is she's dating, I guess, our teacher.

40:59🔗 Drew No, there's no dating a teacher.

41:01🔗 Caller Well, I mean, she's been having a relationship with him.

41:04🔗 Drew She's being abused by a teacher.

41:05🔗 Adam Go for the A.

41:07🔗 Caller And I don't know whether...

41:09🔗 Drew You got to tell somebody at school. You've got to do that.

41:13🔗 Adam Gotta drop a dime, become a stooley, yeah.

41:16🔗 Drew But look, it's critical to the safety of your friend and to the other students. This is a bad guy.

41:21🔗 Caller Really?

41:23🔗 Drew Yeah, it's a bad guy. This is a guy who has no ethical compass.

41:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:28🔗 Drew Who's taking advantage of his position.

41:30🔗 Adam Mr. Horny.

41:32🔗 Drew And who is doing something that would be immediate termination. And the school has a liability here now because they could be sued for this kind of thing.

41:42🔗 Adam Is she 18?

41:49🔗 Drew No harm, no foul in terms of that issue, but there is an issue in terms of... It would be just like a doctor taking advantage of a patient or a boss taking advantage of a...

41:59🔗 Adam Get a ball in.

42:00🔗 Drew It's not okay for this to go on. Maybe it's not clear to you, Lisa, but for your friend, your friend's got some issues with authority and with men, and she needs very firm boundaries established to help her contain some of these things and manage them and sort of work them through. This guy is reenacting something from her past with her.

42:19🔗 Adam All right. All right. It takes all kinds.

42:22🔗 Drew Got to tell somebody. Got to tell if you have a teacher you trust, somebody, an administrator, somebody you must tell, a counselor there. You have responsibility. You have an obligation to do it too. It's not about your friend getting mad at you. Just think about what's right and what's wrong in this situation. You have an obligation to report it. Right?

42:42🔗 Adam Carnegie Mellon is a college?

42:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

42:48🔗 Adam You know, they always do on, whenever I listen to public radio, they always do a grant from the Carnegie.

42:54🔗 Drew Oh, they say it like that?

42:55🔗 Adam Institute. Yeah, but they wouldn't call it Carnegie Hall or Carnegie Mellon.

42:59🔗 Caller Really?

43:00🔗 Drew Wow, interesting.

43:01🔗 Adam Well, you know, the left wing, they like to get slick on you with the pronunciations to make everyone feel stupid. Carnegie.

43:09🔗 Caller Sarah?

43:10🔗 Drew That's funny.

43:11🔗 Adam You're 17? And let me just say this. Here's the part. Can we stop screwing around with names?

43:21🔗 Drew You know, it's a way of, I've noticed this, each generation distinguishes itself by distorting inflections and things. I know, but... I had a guy talk about nomenclature instead of nomenclature, and skeletal instead of skeletal.

43:35🔗 Adam That's pompous. I picture those guys just sort of like Winchester. It's when they're in the nice knee to the nards. And this is called sack attack. And just kneecap right into the... That's how you pronounce that.

43:48🔗 Drew It's just the way people distinguish their mark.

43:50🔗 Adam I'm just saying with names, it amazes me that with names people can do that. You know, it's like everybody, you know, nobody... it's been laden to every guy over 50. They have to keep kicking. Or people just kick names around. Like there's no... no one's decided.

44:13🔗 Drew No, I think that somebody gets sort of a victimization complex. And so when that particular generation comes of age who had a crappy childhood, they went, well, my ancestor, great-grandpa so-and-so, had his name changed at Ellis Island. And from now on, it's going to be Carnegie. You know, it's come on, right?

44:32🔗 Adam What about when Barbara Walters can't say Kelly Ripa? She has to say Kelly Ripper over and over again. And Boston Rob has to call his girlfriend Amber Amba. And it's like, I know it's a regional thing. Like people are like, well, that's a regional thing. That's a person's name. You're not saying Pock or something like that. You know, it's just one thing to do. To me, the name is the guy's name. It's like, what is your name? Well, my name is Kelly Ripper. Kelly, my name is Kelly Ripper. Kelly Ripper, Amba. No, it's Amber. Amba, Volvo. Oh, that's right. Cannot, cannot say it. Had one of my Latin brothers working at the house trying to explain the vice. The bench vice.

45:20🔗 Drew The vice.

45:20🔗 Adam It's a vice. You say bench, the bench. He said the bench vice. Vice. Yeah, yeah, the vice. Vice. Yeah, the vice. Bicycle? No, no, no, vice. I don't know what a vice is. What's a vice? You're talking about the vice? Yeah, yeah, vice. It's vice. It's vice.

45:47🔗 Drew And then you make him say V and then say V.

45:49🔗 Adam No, I gotta make him say V. Victory. And then say, look, you can say like Chevy, right? Can you say the V? No, I can't do it. I mean, I can say it six times.

46:09🔗 Drew He can do it if you say...

46:11🔗 Adam No, he could swap it up. Yeah, he can turn... Yeah, if you're trying to say you're driving a Volvo, he'll say Bobo. But if he's driving a Saab, it's going to be Saab. They're just doing that to screw with us at this point. Here's the whole thing. Like, I don't speak any other languages, but if you tell me in your language, whether it's Spanish or Hungarian, here's this one starts with an H and this one starts with a V, I'll just say it that way.

46:38🔗 Caller I'll just parrot it.

46:39🔗 Adam I'll just parrot it. I can move my mouth. I don't care what your name is. I'll say it the same way you say it. What is that? The other language does not have the ability to parrot? All right. I'm disgusted with all of you. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. And it's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. You know, as you get a little older, you get a little wiser, you learn to shut your trap. Oh, what happened? Well, just one of those things, I'll tell you. This is something I would really like to impart to my young audience, which is shut up. Just don't gossip, don't pass along stuff. Don't yap off. You'll get caught in the middle of stuff. Think about what you're saying. It's not going to help you.

47:31🔗 Drew People like drama, though.

47:32🔗 Adam People like drama, but they gossip. You know, someone tells them, someone says, Look, Drew, if you don't mind, just keep this on the QT. And then I find out a week later that you told engineer Chris, and now I'm angry at you. And by the way, you got nothing. Because all you did was pass it on to Chris. It's not like he gave you 50 bucks for the information or anything. He just, pow. Can't even get a free Starbucks out of that cheap brother of his over there. The point is, is you have this impulse to do it around your wife, too. You want to start to say something, and then, no, bad idea. Start to get that voice. Get that voice like Fred Flintstone had Kazoo on his shoulder. Yeah, we got our, you get married, you have that voice going.

48:11🔗 Drew Dum dum.

48:12🔗 Adam Don't say nothing. She was saying, boy, you know, I heard that Ali Landry and Mario Lopez are getting a divorce. Really? I said, yeah, I heard that, too.

48:23🔗 Drew No way.

48:24🔗 Adam Yeah. They were married for like two weeks. I said, yeah, it's crazy because they were together for like five years or six years. I don't know how long they were together. Years. Number of years. What the hell? They were together for a number of years. Yeah, we like them both. They're both really nice. They've been on the show individually and probably together a few times. They said he's a guy from ahead of class and she's the Doritos chick. So she's like, yeah, I heard he got a little something on the bachelor party and that's what happened. And she said, you know, it makes sense if something like that happens. That's why you break up in the week number two after being together for five years. Someone finds out that someone crossed the line at the whatever. And I started to pipe up like, hey, look, what a guy, Johnson. I was going to start that pipe up thing. You want to get a little handy or something. I mean, listen, you're about to enter the bowels of hell, OK? You basically sign away your life for the next 50 years, OK? You can't get a little something, something. You know, I'm like, I got all kinds of strong feelings about what you should be able to get. And then I start thinking about, who's the pussy that ran at this guy?

49:39🔗 Drew I know that's where you went next.

49:41🔗 Adam OK, OK, any guy I went to my bachelor fight, I'd put a piece of rebar in his head.

49:46🔗 Drew See, I knew that's where you went next. I thought that was where you'd go first, in fact.

49:49🔗 Adam No, my first impulse was, eh, listen, what you doing with the bat? I said that to yourself. Yeah, can't count that as cheating. It's kind of what I'm thinking. Or if it is, here's what I'm saying. If you did what you did at your bachelor party, just mid-marriage, that's crossing the line, that's cheating. It's got to be downgraded. Like, if you got a BJ...

50:11🔗 Drew You shouldn't be, people should not have contact.

50:14🔗 Adam If you got yourself a little hand action, let's say, at your bachelor party, it should get downgraded to, like, kissing in the relationship. You got it downgraded. You got it downgraded. That's all I'm saying. Anyway, I was going to start piping up with the...

50:31🔗 Drew Yeah, don't...

50:31🔗 Adam You can't... Well, let them blow off a little... And then the next one is, yeah, who told, who ratted out, oh, this person needs to be dealt with severely.

50:43🔗 Drew That's... Sad on that one, too.

50:44🔗 Caller Well, that's actually...

50:47🔗 Drew That's actually the more serious thing is, you know, somebody's going to destroy a couple people's lives with that information. Admittedly, it was Mario's mistake, you know.

50:56🔗 Adam Well, yeah, if the whole story is true, I'm just saying... I'm just saying, yeah, it's the person that does the... Does the ratting out. Yeah, they need to be dealt with. But on both fronts, I just... They'll land on their feet.

51:13🔗 Drew That's too bad.

51:16🔗 Adam Sarah? Hi. You're 17? Too bad about me having to sit on my tongue?

51:22🔗 Drew Not too bad about Mario and Ali.

51:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

51:24🔗 Drew That's a shame. Good kids. And I...

51:27🔗 Adam Good people. Sarah?

51:28🔗 Caller Yep.

51:29🔗 Adam Seventeen. Go ahead.

51:32🔗 Caller My boyfriend, he can't keep his erection.

51:35🔗 Adam Mm-hmm.

51:36🔗 Drew And it takes all kinds.

51:37🔗 Adam Where... How old is he?

51:41🔗 Drew Seventeen. How long have you guys been having sex?

51:46🔗 Caller You've been trying to. We tried to. We tried to have sex.

51:48🔗 Caller And, like, we were messing around. He got hard, but as soon as, like, it got to, like, us about to have sex, he, like, went limp.

51:56🔗 Drew Did you put a condom on?

51:58🔗 Adam For a place.

51:59🔗 Drew Did you put a condom on?

52:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

52:01🔗 Drew He did.

52:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:03🔗 Drew Some guys have a problem with the condom, unfortunately. And he needs to basically practice that. Or masturbate with a condom on so he gets used to that feeling.

52:11🔗 Caller But it's not even that. Like, okay, today we were fooling around, and, like, he got hard, and, like, as soon as, like, I was about to, like, you know, give him oral sex, he went limp.

52:22🔗 Adam We couldn't hang out, me and this guy.

52:24🔗 Drew Is he got medication? Is he got medication?

52:26🔗 Caller He's on, like, this stuff for ADHD.

52:29🔗 Drew Adderall?

52:30🔗 Caller No, it's part of the C.

52:34🔗 Drew Concerta.

52:35🔗 Caller Concerta, that's it.

52:36🔗 Drew Yeah, that might be affecting him. Yeah, it's possible.

52:42🔗 Adam So, wait a minute, he gets an erection, and then when it's time for a little oral pleasure, he goes limp?

52:50🔗 Drew That's the thing that some guys do when they get nervous at the crucial moment.

52:54🔗 Adam And then what happened? Was there any resuscitation of the penis?

53:03🔗 Drew How could you resuscitate if you can't tolerate them?

53:06🔗 Adam Well, what I'm saying is, is...

53:07🔗 Drew Did he recover? No, like...

53:09🔗 Adam Was it all over? Did you attempt to do oral sex, anyone?

53:13🔗 Caller Yeah, I tried to, and then it was like, what?

53:19🔗 Adam Yeah, that's bad times, by the way.

53:23🔗 Drew By the way.

53:24🔗 Adam Well, no, bad... I mean, it's one thing...

53:26🔗 Drew It's bad on bad.

53:27🔗 Adam I'll tell you what's bad on bad. It's like, yeah, it's like, it's bad to be killed, it's bad to be killed, and worse to be killed in a clown outfit. Do you know what I'm saying? Or dressed as a, you know, Carmen Miranda. You know what I mean? Worse. Worse to be in drag, like when you're killed. But Paramax cutting a training bra off you, trying to resuscitate you. You know what I mean? There are certain things. Here's what I'm saying. Not getting an erection is bad times.

53:57🔗 Drew But he lost it.

53:59🔗 Adam Losing the erection is bad times. Attempting to revive the erection with oral and having it not work out is really putting a shiny bright light on your inability to get an erection.

54:12🔗 Drew Well, here's the two most likely explanations for that. One is that the basically Ritalin is what he's taking, the stimulant, is sort of working against him, which it can. And then secondly that he is a super anxious guy. He's very nervous about this whole thing. And then when he gets into action, his penis becomes like the turtle into the tortoiseshell.

54:32🔗 Adam Right.

54:33🔗 Drew It just retracts.

54:34🔗 Adam Right. Bad times. Yeah.

54:38🔗 Drew He may not be ready to have sex either. I mean, he may just be sort of not ready.

54:43🔗 Adam One could surmise that.

54:46🔗 Drew Julie.

54:47🔗 Adam Julie. Julie? What's happening?

54:50🔗 Caller Well, my question is, a couple of months ago, I think I might have been, like, slipped something. And I was, I wanted to know what, like, how I could tell, like, what the effects of that drug are.

55:04🔗 Adam Well, I'll tell you how you know. Your vagina hurts.

55:08🔗 Drew But, what happened? What are the circumstances?

55:11🔗 Caller Well, my roommate let this guy come back to our dorm room, and we had been drinking. And, earlier that night, I had been kissing him, but then, we went to go to bed, and I started falling asleep, and he started, like, kissing my neck. And then, kind of the next thing I knew, I was waking up the next morning. And there are a lot of things from that night that I can't remember.

55:38🔗 Drew Well, you were drinking, maybe you blacked out from the alcohol.

55:41🔗 Caller Well, that's what I was wondering. I don't know if things, if it was, like, an alcoholic blackout, or if it was a drug.

55:45🔗 Drew It sounds like a blackout. It sounds like a blackout. Why do you need to use any more explanation than that? Well, alcohol is quite capable of inducing a blackout.

55:54🔗 Caller Well, it was different, because it wasn't, this isn't something I've experienced before, and I've had more to drink than I did that night.

56:02🔗 Adam Do you think he had sex with you?

56:04🔗 Caller I'm not sure. Because I couldn't tell the next morning, because, like, I've only had sex, like, four times before, and I've never been sore from penetration before.

56:17🔗 Drew And were you sore this time?

56:18🔗 Caller No.

56:18🔗 Drew All right, here's the deal.

56:20🔗 Adam It does sound like she's heading down the road there.

56:22🔗 Drew I know. Here's the deal. Blackouts will start occurring somewhere along the line when you are a drinker, and it may not be during your heaviest drinking episodes. If you have a family history of alcoholism, you are more likely to start getting blackouts. So this may be part of your alcoholism. You may or may not have done something you didn't want to do sexually during that blackout. Let's assume you didn't. Let's realize that maybe this is more part of your alcoholism and evolution, and take care of that, and not focus on this particular episode, because in all probability, you blacked out, went to sleep, and didn't really probably do anything.

56:56🔗 Adam Yeah. Listen, I tell you, we were laughing about this the other week where I was in New York and I was working on something, and I had some writer buddy of mine, and he was vomiting. I needed him to work, and he was vomiting. I was in his room, and he was like, Vomiting. He was like, Dude, I think I got food poisoning, and I'm like, What happened? I was out, and I drank like 20 shots of Jaeger. I got in about 5 a.m. I think I got food poisoning. And by the way, food poisoning didn't seem to be around eight years ago now. Everyone's got food poisoning. Every time someone throws up, it's food poisoning. People get the flu, and they vomit, and you go out boozing until 4.30 in the morning. You wake up the next morning, oftentimes vomiting. Absolutely. You're talking about food poisoning. And by the way, how could it be food poisoning?

57:43🔗 Caller You didn't eat.

57:44🔗 Adam All you did was drink. Julie.

57:48🔗 Caller Yes.

57:48🔗 Adam When you woke up, were you naked?

57:51🔗 Caller No, but I had my underwear that I was wearing that night was off. I was wearing the pants I was wearing, but my underwear, which I had gone to sleep in, was off.

58:03🔗 Adam Well, hold on. Did you, did you, so you went to bed in your pants and underwear?

58:09🔗 Drew Yes.

58:10🔗 Adam And, when you woke up...

58:12🔗 Drew Pants were on, underwear off? Yes.

58:15🔗 Adam Seems like a tall order.

58:17🔗 Drew A little blackout.

58:18🔗 Adam He could have...

58:19🔗 Caller Also, my roommate had seen him with, like, his hand down my pants and up my shirt, and she says that I looked like I was asleep, and for whatever reason, she didn't stop what she saw.

58:29🔗 Drew Are you, were you abused at some other time in your life?

58:33🔗 Caller Yes.

58:33🔗 Drew Sexually abused?

58:34🔗 Caller Yes.

58:36🔗 Drew Well, A...

58:37🔗 Adam Now, now it happened.

58:38🔗 Drew Now, now it happened. B, you would pick an abuser, but more importantly, you, having been a victim of abuse, will be prone to sort of dissociate and check out, and the alcohol sort of supports all that, so you may have been sort of dissociated during this attack.

58:53🔗 Adam What happened in the past?

58:57🔗 Caller My father molested me when I was younger.

58:59🔗 Drew Great. Well, listen, Julie, here's the deal. Go to the student. You were at a university?

59:06🔗 Caller Yes.

59:07🔗 Drew Okay. Go to Student Health Services, get a pelvic exam, make sure there's no infections.

59:11🔗 Caller I've done that.

59:12🔗 Drew How long ago did this happen?

59:14🔗 Caller Three months ago.

59:17🔗 Drew Did you get the morning after pill at that point?

59:19🔗 Caller I tried to, but the hospital that was near me, they said they didn't have it and couldn't give it to me.

59:25🔗 Drew Well, you can always get it. 1-800-NOT-TOO-LATE. And the hospital, by the way, your student health services will have it. And then now you need to go to the health services again and ask for a mental health evaluation. You have services there designed just for you, your age. Go ahead and take advantage of it. They're free. Every university has this.

59:42🔗 Adam All right. All right.

59:44🔗 Drew Because this is just a reenactment. This is all dredging up all that stuff from the past. And you're going to get sort of post-traumatic stress reactions and have sleep problems and panic attacks.

59:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Let me ask you, without being depressing, too depressing. Being a survivor of abuse from the dad, sexual abuse, can you ever be right?

1:00:07🔗 Drew You never be, well, never be the same.

1:00:12🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, what is the same?

1:00:14🔗 Drew You can be, you can be, you can have a happy life.

1:00:16🔗 Adam You can be functional.

1:00:17🔗 Drew You can be functional. You can have a decent life and you can have relationships.

1:00:19🔗 Adam Is there always going to be a sort of a dark corner?

1:00:21🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. Your brain will be functional a little differently. Yeah.

1:00:25🔗 Adam You know, you could actually, turns out you'd probably be more successful than someone who wasn't fiddled with. That's why I'm angry at my parents for not sexually abusing me.

1:00:34🔗 Drew Yeah, that's why deprivation is worse than actual abuse. At least abuse, you exist.

1:00:39🔗 Adam Yeah, I just had a thousand-yard stare. Yeah, I know, if I was sexually abused, I would act out.

1:00:45🔗 Drew Yeah, you'd have an act.

1:00:47🔗 Adam I'd be like Madonna or something. I'd be writing children's books and acting in movies. I had no business being in. I'd be putting myself in situations where I didn't really belong. Yeah, and demanding things.

1:00:58🔗 Drew Bigotimes.

1:00:59🔗 Adam I'm going to work on that. Let's see my dad. My dad, I think he could sexually abuse me now. I don't think it would be enough to kickstart the career, but it could motivate me.

1:01:08🔗 Drew It might make you like being on TV.

1:01:09🔗 Adam Might make me get me on TV. All of a sudden, I got my own variety hour. Dad, come on, give it a tug. Come on, old man. You've never done anything. Now, give it a tug. Let's go. Believe me, I'm not enjoying this anymore in you, but let's do it. Let's get it over with. That's right. Put the latex glove on. And use a little water-soluble lube. And let's go. Mom, you're next. Yeah, I really want to get the career going. Because then before you know it, then I'll be like Al Jolson. I'll be up there tap dancing and spinning plates. Tell long-winded stories.

1:01:43🔗 Drew They'll still be too late.

1:01:44🔗 Adam I'm going to get my dad to sexually abuse me tomorrow. I think I can do it.

1:01:48🔗 Drew Good times.

1:01:49🔗 Adam Listen, hey, old man, you want me to lease you another Lexus? All right. Start tugging. Get busy. No, no, no.

1:01:56🔗 Drew Somebody says what's in it for me.

1:01:57🔗 Adam Not with the oral. Not with the oral. Come on. Just use the hand.

1:02:01🔗 Drew How much you want your career?

1:02:02🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, really? Remember to take the leap to oral. Get that career going. Josh? You're 19? Good.

1:02:15🔗 Caller I got a Germany or Florida for you guys.

1:02:17🔗 Adam All right. Well, let's wait. We got to hear our theme song first.

1:02:22🔗 Caller All right. The Indians are crazy.

1:02:24🔗 Caller It seems Germans are too. When it comes to FBS there's nothing they won't do. So ask away. It's time to play.

1:02:30🔗 Caller Don't say I didn't warn you.

1:02:31🔗 Caller It's Adam Corolla's favorite game, Germany or Florida.

1:02:35🔗 Adam Yeah, we're retiring that one.

1:02:37🔗 Caller You know what you got to do is you got to have Dr. Drew rap one to the Missy Elliott song there.

1:02:42🔗 Caller Oh.

1:02:43🔗 Caller Smart. All right, Josh.

1:02:45🔗 Caller All right, here we go.

1:02:46🔗 Drew Dr. Drew in the hissy.

1:02:49🔗 Caller After meeting each other in a local gay bar, two 24-year-old males became romantically involved with each other. After being together for a couple months, the two decided to be joined with the Civil Union. Three weeks later, the talks arose about celebrating each other's birthdays together. The men then realized that they had the exact same birthdays. While coincidentally looking through paperwork records that day, the men found out that they were born at the same hospital 12 minutes apart. The two found out that they were twin brothers separated at birth. Seven months later, they decided to break up with each other, Germany or Florida.

1:03:24🔗 Adam Seven months later?

1:03:25🔗 Caller Seven months later.

1:03:26🔗 Drew It took them a while to sort it all out, I'm sure.

1:03:28🔗 Adam I mean, did the cornholing cease after they found this out or do they sort of taper it down?

1:03:36🔗 Caller I don't know, but that's a good question.

1:03:38🔗 Adam Nothing about cornholing in the article. Interesting.

1:03:41🔗 Drew Look up, Josh, cornholing?

1:03:44🔗 Adam Yeah, nothing.

1:03:45🔗 Drew No. It's gotta be Germany, right?

1:03:49🔗 Adam Gotta be Germany.

1:03:49🔗 Drew We would have heard about it for Florida.

1:03:50🔗 Adam I feel like we would have. We're going Germany.

1:03:53🔗 Caller All right, you got it.

1:03:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:03:55🔗 Drew Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

1:03:56🔗 Adam All right, Josh. Yeah. Thanks, buddy. Easy on the weed, feeling good.

1:04:03🔗 Drew No, that wasn't the weed, that was a squirrely laugh.

1:04:04🔗 Adam That was squirrely. All right, see if you can get laid. Different kind of laugh.

1:04:08🔗 Drew Find out. All right, we got to know.

1:04:09🔗 Adam We got to know? And he probably hung up. Josh? Let's talk to Jim, who's 16. Jim?

1:04:18🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:19🔗 Adam Oh, man. By the way.

1:04:20🔗 Drew I think how different those two voices are.

1:04:22🔗 Adam I know. Jim's 16, Josh's 19.

1:04:24🔗 Drew 19, whew.

1:04:25🔗 Adam Let me say this. If I'd been giving it to my boyfriend for the past number of months and then found out we were brothers separated at birth, there'd be a fountain of vomit coming out of me like someone ran over fire hydrant.

1:04:42🔗 Drew Or would you just go, oh, whatever.

1:04:45🔗 Adam At that point.

1:04:46🔗 Drew Yeah. Are we gonna reproduce something? No. We've been okay so far. If we hadn't known this, what would.

1:05:00🔗 Adam God's already PO'd about the whole homosexual thing. What are we gonna do? Put you deeper into hell? What if it was a girl? If it was a girl.

1:05:08🔗 Drew There was no more vomit.

1:05:10🔗 Adam No more vomit. No, no, but let's see. If it was a girl, well, let's talk about this whole thing.

1:05:16🔗 Drew I don't know what to think of that. I don't know.

1:05:18🔗 Adam If it's a girl, I mean, see, you always think of the sort of biological part. Well, what if you got her pregnant?

1:05:24🔗 Drew Right. That'd be a problem.

1:05:25🔗 Adam That'd be a disaster. Not as big a disaster as people make it out to be. So I'm here, but still a disaster. If you found out it was, and it was a guy, and there's no chance of reproducing, and then it's like, well, your two people don't really know each other.

1:05:40🔗 Drew Let's put it this way. What if you found out that a sperm donor, there's somehow a sperm donor surrogate got together and they had two children who later got together and married or whatever. Would that be a problem? Or became gay lovers?

1:06:01🔗 Adam Right, right, meaning it wasn't your mom and your dad.

1:06:04🔗 Drew It was an egg donor, a sperm donor.

1:06:06🔗 Adam Still weird to have the blood. Still weird to come from the same vaginal canal. All right. But anyway. It depends, you know, if the guy was really tight I'd probably put up with it.

1:06:18🔗 Drew You know what I mean?

1:06:20🔗 Adam Jim?

1:06:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:22🔗 Adam 16, what's up?

1:06:24🔗 Caller Okay, for some reason I'm attracted to gothic chicks more than regular chicks and I'm a normal guy. I mean, I like the gothic music but I'm not into the whole dressing for myself. But on other chicks it's really hot and I was wondering why a normal person like me would be interested in chicks like that.

1:06:45🔗 Drew By normal you mean you don't have any stylistic distinguishing qualities.

1:06:49🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm just like plain.

1:06:52🔗 Drew You're just grunge guy.

1:06:54🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm not even grunge guy, it's just nothing.

1:06:57🔗 Caller Yeah, but I'm really like dominatrix chicks and like that.

1:07:01🔗 Drew Isn't that different than goth dominatrix? Because you like the leather and the Yeah. Dominating females.

1:07:07🔗 Adam Eyeliner, that kind of stuff.

1:07:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:10🔗 Adam Well listen, some guys go for that.

1:07:13🔗 Drew I don't see the connection between dominatrix and the goth though, other than the damage good.

1:07:16🔗 Adam I think it's the extra, you mean physically, in appearance or emotionally.

1:07:22🔗 Caller Appearance, in a little emotion, not much.

1:07:27🔗 Adam Yeah, you got a little bit of the troubled girl, a little bit of the outsider, a little thrill seeking there, something a little edgy, something a little different. You know.

1:07:37🔗 Drew He must like the, what does the dominatrix look like that you're into?

1:07:41🔗 Caller Well, like, I don't know, like really long black hair, like.

1:07:48🔗 Drew Some more goth appearing.

1:07:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:50🔗 Adam Where do you, where do you, do you date these women or just look at them on the internet?

1:07:54🔗 Caller Well, I have my girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, and I'm trying to get her more into God.

1:07:58🔗 Drew Oh my God, you're trying to turn her into something? Yeah.

1:08:02🔗 Adam Wow.

1:08:02🔗 Caller But she doesn't, she doesn't know it, I'm secretly doing a tour.

1:08:06🔗 Adam Oh boy.

1:08:09🔗 Caller Is that a problem, you think?

1:08:10🔗 Adam Yeah, see? Nah, bogus. We'll go bogus now. Sorry, Jim. Sorry, buddy. Nice try. That was bogus. Is that a problem?

1:08:20🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:08:21🔗 Adam Uh, first off, I'm gonna announce that I'm gonna try to convert my girlfriend into God. Which, by the way, I don't know how you do.

1:08:31🔗 Drew They put this dust around me.

1:08:33🔗 Adam Well, they didn't go together. Well, in his mind, they went together.

1:08:36🔗 Drew Right, right. They're not the same thing.

1:08:37🔗 Adam That's very confusing. And then, you know, when I asked him, well, where is your dominatrix girlfriend? Well, I got this girlfriend now. I'm trying to convert her.

1:08:46🔗 Drew Is that a problem?

1:08:47🔗 Adam Is that a prom?

1:08:48🔗 Drew By the way, let's announce, let's be very clear, when anyone says anything bizarre and then says, is that a problem? Yeah, bogus. 100% of the time.

1:08:56🔗 Adam I'm going to hold for 90 minutes, by the way, to try to get that across. Let's see. We got to take a break. Fiance likes porn. She wants to watch, but only does it alone. But he only does it alone.

1:09:09🔗 Drew That's a new twist.

1:09:11🔗 Adam Not really. What do you mean?

1:09:12🔗 Drew It's a twist. She wants to participate, but he wants to be left alone with it. That's as opposed to she's angry that he's doing it. Maybe a little bit of that and then we'll see.

1:09:21🔗 Adam That's his time, sweetie. Know what I'm saying?

1:09:24🔗 Drew Should we skip that call then?

1:09:26🔗 Adam No. No, no. Uh-huh. We'll get to Alana. Alana? Twenty-two.

1:09:39🔗 Drew Hear that, Chris? See, Chris is learning.

1:09:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:09:42🔗 Drew Even he reacted.

1:09:44🔗 Adam He'll be up to 10.25 an hour in a few months. You keep listening, son. Alana? You want to watch the porn with your boyfriend?

1:09:54🔗 Caller Well, yeah. I mean, we've been together for like two years, and we're really comfortable with our sexuality and our sex life.

1:10:02🔗 Drew Hold on.

1:10:03🔗 Adam It's always trouble when I hear comfortable with our sexuality, although nice to hear from a 22-year-old. It's always tough when you have that 51-year-old chain-smoking chick, got big hands and nose that are big around the ass. You're like, we're very comfortable with our sex. Okay, please don't. Please.

1:10:18🔗 Caller Stop, stop, stop.

1:10:19🔗 Adam Keep the robot down. She's got that short cropped hair and she's a cleavage for days, but she doesn't think we can look anywhere else but the cleavage. Wearing the lipstick that's like two shades too dark. Very comfortable with our sexuality. And it has that thing too where the fact that she's a train wreck is all going to be trumped by the fact that she gives great oral. You know, like, hey, I don't care if I'm humping a stuffed moose if they're doing a good job on me. I'll grab a handful of antler. We'll go. Easy, buddy. Drew gagging on the air. Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back with Alana after this. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. All right. Alana is 22. Fiance likes porn. She wants to watch with him. He wants to do it alone. Alana?

1:11:25🔗 Caller All right.

1:11:27🔗 Drew I've been dating for two years. What were your relationships like before him?

1:11:34🔗 Caller I dated a lot of older guys, I guess.

1:11:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:11:38🔗 Drew How old is he, this guy?

1:11:41🔗 Caller He's 27.

1:11:42🔗 Drew We were sort of hit with the little girl voice when you started talking to us at the very beginning.

1:11:47🔗 Caller I know a lot of people always mistake me on the phone. They would ask me, well, is your mom home?

1:11:51🔗 Drew Yeah. There's a reason for that, though.

1:11:53🔗 Adam Yeah, but her voice cleared up a little bit. A little bit.

1:11:56🔗 Drew So some treatment in there, maybe?

1:11:58🔗 Adam Any sexual abuse in your past?

1:12:02🔗 Drew No.

1:12:03🔗 Caller Well, there was this thing when I was 15 with this guy that was 30. But I had therapy and stuff for that, so.

1:12:13🔗 Drew That's why the clear up part. That's what I said.

1:12:15🔗 Adam Interesting. What happened?

1:12:18🔗 Caller Well, when I was 15, I was working one of my first jobs as like a grocery bagger. Because pretty much that's the only job that 15-year-olds can get. And there was a guy that worked there who was 30, and it just started out as kind of like flirting and stuff, and then eventually we ended up having this. I basically lost my virginity to him and whatnot.

1:12:43🔗 Drew What do you mean basically lost your virginity?

1:12:46🔗 Caller Well, I lost my virginity to him and had a weird nine-month relationship, and then I broke it off, and then I started feeling really weird about it. And I started dating this one guy a couple of months after I broke it off with the older guy, and the one guy kind of, you know, I opened up to him and he got me to go to the rape crisis, and I did a whole police report on him, but that's what happened.

1:13:09🔗 Adam That's nice. And did the guy get weird, the 30-year-old guy, when you broke it off with him?

1:13:14🔗 Caller Well, I mean, of course, you know, when you're 15, there's all that drama, like, oh, you know, I really love this person, but you have no idea what love is when you're 15. Yeah. So there is all that kind of drama, but he got over it, and I ended up finding out with the police department that he had something like this similar, like this happened with him and a 12 year old, but they couldn't have enough evidence to prove it.

1:13:36🔗 Adam 12 year old.

1:13:38🔗 Caller Yeah. So he was obviously a predator, and I just don't pray to that.

1:13:42🔗 Drew And nothing happened to you before that sort of sets you up to be a victim.

1:13:45🔗 Caller No, that's the only thing.

1:13:46🔗 Drew That keep me up to a half hour.

1:13:48🔗 Adam Nothing before that, huh?

1:13:50🔗 Caller No. I'm being real with you guys, I watch your show and I wouldn't try and hide something.

1:13:56🔗 Drew No, we're just checking. We would, this is a would-believe-it-thou.

1:14:02🔗 Adam How do you get along with your dad?

1:14:06🔗 Caller No, my parents went through a divorce last summer after about 20 years together, and he wanted me to pick five, and I refused to, and so he kind of has shut me out of his life now. We've only been fighting for about...

1:14:21🔗 Adam It takes all kinds of something, I've always said.

1:14:23🔗 Drew Okay, so what is the question?

1:14:25🔗 Caller Well, the question is, my fiance, he likes to, you know, with this new internet age and everything, downloading is really convenient, and he downloads, I mean, I'm not kidding, like, 900 or 1,000 videos of porn. Some of it's really offensive, like, we're talking freaky, weird stuff that I wouldn't even mention. Just think of whatever the grossest thing you could think of and times that by 100.

1:14:54🔗 Drew Well, here's my other kids involved with this.

1:14:57🔗 Caller No, no, no, thank God, no, no, I would be running away screaming at that.

1:15:01🔗 Adam Yeah, she wouldn't do that. All right, so he's downloading all this sort of deviant porn. Right. And sharing that with you, at least. Or not sharing it with you. Well, not sharing the actual porn, but at least the knowledge that he's downloading the porn with you.

1:15:17🔗 Caller Well, no, I kind of, since we share a computer, he didn't really try to hide it, and I found it and was like, you know, I approached him, I said, well, is this the kind of stuff that you're interested in? And he was like, well, no, I'm just curious. Like, I just know. And I asked him, well, you know, some of it's really offensive, why don't you just delete it when you see how disgusting it is? He's like, well, I don't know, and he just kind of avoids the whole conversation.

1:15:40🔗 Adam Well, what kind of stuff is it?

1:15:42🔗 Caller Well, like weird insertion stuff and weird, like, like ten guys with one girl, you know, fill every hole.

1:15:54🔗 Adam OK, I just want to know where the guy stood.

1:15:58🔗 Drew Strangely, you could hang with this guy, but you couldn't hang with the guy that was left during the oral session. That's nice.

1:16:02🔗 Adam All right, so, look, here's the thing. Guys feel a little weird about the porn thing. And it's sort of like when their dad says, like, come on, son, I'll take you to strip joint. It's kind of like, I want to go to a strip club. I like you, dad. We can go to a ball game, but this feels weird. Because this is kind of my own thing.

1:16:27🔗 Drew It's an intrusion.

1:16:28🔗 Adam Yeah, and so do not try to get involved with him and his hobbies. But here's the thing. By all means, you can set some limits and you can tell the way certain things make you feel. And you're very even keeled about this stuff. Most of our callers and listeners would not be spending about this.

1:16:50🔗 Drew And you sounded very appropriate. You call this disgusting and inappropriate and so be it. It is. Just ask him to kind of keep it.

1:16:58🔗 Adam Here's the other thing too. Fiance, you're 22.

1:17:03🔗 Drew Is it time for that?

1:17:05🔗 Adam Slow it down just a little bit. No need to get married. And by the way, all this stuff is a misdemeanor before you get married. It becomes a felony later on when you start having kids and you get locked in. And the guy's mincing around in your underpants. You may come home early from work one day. He's wearing your underpants. He's telling you he's just curious. You know what I mean? Here's what it is. Men and women, this courtship stuff, this is a test drive that's got to go on over a few years. Or you got to be older, in which case you got to know a little more about how the car works. Because you don't want to get a lemon six months into it. And a lot of stuff doesn't present itself for a while. You know what I'm saying? And for a lot of people, when you get married at 19 or 20 or 21, they're just beginning to get into their ass at 20, 21. It's not hit its stride. For some people, it doesn't hit their stride until it's like 26, 27. It's like they're not busy growing and effing up. You want to know that all the eff up is out of them before it's time to actually put them into action.

1:18:14🔗 Drew Males especially. Yeah.

1:18:16🔗 Adam Males still have got plenty of energy left. They'll still be spinning off in a certain direction. You may just caught them at the very beginning of the spin cycle.

1:18:24🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:18:27🔗 Adam Emily? Oops.

1:18:28🔗 No.

1:18:29🔗 Adam Oh, Alana, I think I hung up on Emily by...

1:18:32🔗 Drew Emily, are you there?

1:18:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:35🔗 Adam What's happening? How old are you?

1:18:37🔗 Caller I'm 23.

1:18:39🔗 Adam What's up?

1:18:40🔗 Caller Well, I actually called last week about the chances of getting pregnant if you take the pill continuously. Remember?

1:18:47🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:18:48🔗 Caller Anyway. So, that weekend was not the first time that I slept with this guy. But then, that particular weekend, he voluntarily packed a bag and drove down to hang out with me. And he stayed Friday night and Saturday night and left on Mother's Day.

1:19:05🔗 Adam He voluntarily did that, huh? Sure. Are you sure it's not part of, you know, some sort of proclamation from the state where he had to work off a certain amount of community hours or something? You know, is it a community service thing?

1:19:22🔗 Caller No, but I just said, you know, come down and hang out, and so he did and he ended up, I mean, he was like, okay, I'm going to pack a bag and come down, and that surprised me.

1:19:32🔗 Drew Why? Why does that surprise you?

1:19:34🔗 Caller I don't know. I just, I was like, whoa, he wants to come and hang out with me.

1:19:39🔗 Drew That's like, you know, I've got shepherds at home, it's like saying, hey, guys, come over here and hang out with these rib bones here. Just hang out. Hang out. And they'll be surprised when they come running.

1:19:49🔗 Adam Yeah, guys, guys pack the bag, they, you know, give a good loofah to the under sack area.

1:19:56🔗 Drew You should ask him to like swim to wherever you are and he'd be there.

1:19:59🔗 Adam Especially young guys.

1:20:08🔗 Drew Since that weekend? No, he hasn't called yet. We need to give this young lady a primer on the mail.

1:20:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:15🔗 Drew She's very confused about how they work. No, no, no. It's quiet.

1:20:20🔗 Adam Shh, shh, shh.

1:20:22🔗 Drew Help her.

1:20:23🔗 Adam This is, uh...

1:20:25🔗 Drew You have to understand that males' brains work terribly differently than yours. Their motivational priorities, different.

1:20:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:32🔗 Drew Different. I think to share an intimate weekend means zero. To many men under the influence of testosterone.

1:20:41🔗 Adam Yes.

1:20:42🔗 Drew It means sex. And when the sex ends, the weekend ends, and they go about their business.

1:20:47🔗 Adam Yes.

1:20:47🔗 Drew And that's it. It's a very specifically, often times, physical experience, or even just visual. And it doesn't mean he doesn't like you, it doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate you.

1:21:00🔗 Adam Yeah. No, it doesn't mean he didn't enjoy himself as much as you enjoyed yourself for that weekend. It just means it doesn't mean to him what it meant to you.

1:21:07🔗 Drew Different experience. Different experience.

1:21:09🔗 Caller But I mean, the weekend before, I would have thought that I wouldn't hear from him again after that, because that was like the first time that I fell in love with him, and then now, after he just comes down, I mean, it just surprises me that he would come down.

1:21:25🔗 Drew Why did you think you wouldn't hear from him after the first time?

1:21:28🔗 Caller I don't know, because that seems like something that would be more likely to happen, not...

1:21:34🔗 Drew Why was the weekend different than the first time?

1:21:38🔗 Caller Because that was way more like a booty call, it was like...

1:21:42🔗 Drew The first time was? Well, it was just a longer one for the weekend.

1:21:49🔗 Adam Look at everybody. You know, here's the thing. You cannot just deconstruct the course of events that took place in your short relationship. I've tried this many times.

1:22:01🔗 Drew Well, you're trying to force it into something that it wasn't.

1:22:04🔗 Adam Well, why would she say this and then do that, you know, and if she meant this, why did she say that and plus she said to me or he said, now why would he call? I never called.

1:22:18🔗 Drew The facts are the facts.

1:22:20🔗 Adam The facts are the facts.

1:22:22🔗 Drew Just look at the actions.

1:22:23🔗 Adam It's like, it's really, it's like combing over Princess Di's accident, you know, I mean, you can do it a thousand times, you know, if he hadn't been drinking, if she had left the hotel just moments later, if the paparazzi had changed, do whatever you want. Do it a thousand times.

1:22:40🔗 Drew Doesn't change the outcome.

1:22:41🔗 Adam She's still in the coffin. That's what this is. And now if you can learn from it, there you go, if we can prevent further accidents from happening, fine. And that's what we should be doing.

1:22:55🔗 Drew That's what we're trying to do.

1:22:57🔗 Adam But not trying to figure out why he's not calling. He's not calling because he's not interested.

1:23:01🔗 Drew We're not saying that all men are this way, we're not saying that men are bad because they're this way, even when this is the way they behave. But there's a set of motivational priorities in play that are different than your earth. They make the brain operate differently.

1:23:14🔗 Adam And it's not that there's anything necessarily wrong with you.

1:23:18🔗 Drew No, with her. No, no.

1:23:19🔗 Adam At all.

1:23:20🔗 Drew No, no.

1:23:20🔗 Adam I mean, this is the other thing that women look at.

1:23:23🔗 Drew What did I do?

1:23:24🔗 Adam Which is if a woman found a guy that she was attracted to, that she wanted to have sex with, that she really liked, and then somehow had to fling with him over the weekend and dump them, they would think, well, something's wrong with this guy. Yeah, I found out something horrible is a murder. We don't find out anything horrible. Let's swallow smelly foo-foo or something like that. We don't find anything out. It's just we're 23. We're moving on. You know what we found out? We found out we had a good time. We also found out we could do this again with somebody else this time, maybe more than one person. You know what I'm saying? Got a little power. Now we're moving on.

1:24:00🔗 Drew That's what guys are into.

1:24:01🔗 Adam That's it. And women, it's like, oh, they must have, why would you?

1:24:07🔗 Drew How could it?

1:24:07🔗 Adam Nothing wrong with you.

1:24:09🔗 Drew Maybe he didn't really. No, he really did. He had the experience he thought he had. And it meant something different.

1:24:17🔗 Adam Good times. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Nelly Furtado is coming in here a little bit later in the week. And so is New Found Glory. So we all got that to look forward to. I'm going to do the family guy this week, Drew. Yes.

1:24:39🔗 Drew What? You got to help me. I want to be a voice.

1:24:42🔗 Adam Unacceptable. How much noise can you make with a single cop?

1:24:45🔗 Drew I'm so upset. Oh, please. Come on. I'm counting on you.

1:24:51🔗 Adam Well, I told Seth MacFarlane, you know, dear friend, I said I'd really like to get Drew in on the family guy and see if he could do a voice or do something like that because he's a huge fan of the show and his kids are big fans of the show. Seth said, well, I listen to your show a lot and he punches the mic too much. It makes too much noise with his goddamn cup and talks to too many people.

1:25:12🔗 Drew Tell him I will be.

1:25:13🔗 Adam He said he's not a pro.

1:25:14🔗 Drew Come on.

1:25:15🔗 Adam He's not a pro.

1:25:15🔗 Drew Come on.

1:25:17🔗 Adam And he said, you know what? This is a business. Do not kid yourself. That's what he said.

1:25:21🔗 Drew No, I know.

1:25:21🔗 Adam And he said, time is money. And if we bring Drew into the studio and he's punching the mic and slamming stuff down and getting people to fill out stupid surveys and stuff and not focus, well, we can't have that because this is a business.

1:25:35🔗 Drew This cannot be.

1:25:35🔗 Adam I got to talk to him. So, I'm sorry, Drew.

1:25:37🔗 Drew I'll reassure him.

1:25:37🔗 Adam And I kept telling you, I kept warning you.

1:25:39🔗 Drew I'll bring my own special mic.

1:25:40🔗 Adam You wouldn't listen.

1:25:41🔗 Drew It could be punched and no one will hear it.

1:25:43🔗 Adam He said that. He said ship is already sailed.

1:25:45🔗 Drew And I wear one of those, like, you know, mitts that we put on demented people so they don't claw at themselves.

1:25:50🔗 Adam Cow drone eyes.

1:25:51🔗 Drew I'll wear that the whole time I'm speaking.

1:25:53🔗 Adam Well, I'll talk to him. I'm doing it Thursday. So we'll see.

1:25:57🔗 Drew I mean, he'll go down there with you.

1:26:00🔗 Adam You know, that might be uncomfortable because, you know, Mr. Corolla can enter the building.

1:26:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:26:06🔗 Adam Drew, you have to wait out in the car.

1:26:07🔗 Drew That's all right. That's all right.

1:26:09🔗 Adam You can come down there. I'll find out where it is. I think it's in the same place. Brittany.

1:26:14🔗 Oh, hi.

1:26:15🔗 Adam You're 21.

1:26:17🔗 Caller I'm having a miscarriage and I was just wondering if I need to go to the doctor and get a DNC.

1:26:23🔗 Drew You're having one right now?

1:26:24🔗 Caller It started yesterday morning.

1:26:28🔗 Adam That's a DNC, Drew.

1:26:29🔗 Drew Dilatation and Curetage. They basically scrape out the uterus for the remains of whatever is left behind after a miscarriage. Dilatation and Curetage.

1:26:40🔗 Adam Good times.

1:26:41🔗 Drew Yeah. Brittany, are you bleeding a lot?

1:26:45🔗 Caller Yesterday I really was.

1:26:47🔗 Drew Maybe you should go to the hospital right away. Maybe you should go to the hospital right away.

1:26:52🔗 Adam How far along were you?

1:26:54🔗 Caller I was like two or three weeks late, so pretty early.

1:26:58🔗 Adam Oh. Well, Drew, what about that if it's just a number of weeks? You know what I'm saying in terms of... The further you get along, the more dangerous?

1:27:08🔗 Drew I don't know if that's true. It's obviously more disruptive, but the risks of bleeding and that kind of thing are still there all the way along. And obviously, Brittney's got a lot of bleeding, so if you're bleeding continues through the night, you've got to go to the hospital tonight.

1:27:22🔗 Caller Okay.

1:27:24🔗 Adam Brittney?

1:27:25🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:27:26🔗 Adam Good to hear. Is the phone particularly bad?

1:27:29🔗 Drew Everybody's cutting off, including Brittney.

1:27:31🔗 Adam Brianna?

1:27:33🔗 Drew Stay with your pregnancy theme here tonight? Yeah.

1:27:36🔗 Adam What's up?

1:27:38🔗 Caller I was told by the doctor that I have a terrible pregnancy and that I have to go in for a termination and I'm not sure how to go about that without insurance.

1:27:47🔗 Drew Why didn't they take you right then? That's a medical emergency.

1:27:50🔗 Caller Because I was in Texas at the time and I'm from California and their medical insurance is different.

1:27:56🔗 Caller You have to pay to visit a doctor there and I had no money on me. I was just visiting and I had no money in order to pay for anything and I had no ID on me.

1:28:06🔗 Drew Where were you? In Texas. No. The people cannot turn, no that's not true, come on, they didn't tell you to go away.

1:28:15🔗 Caller I had no money to pay for the visit for that visit and I had no ID on me.

1:28:19🔗 Drew They cannot turn you away for emergency care. I can't. They cannot do that.

1:28:23🔗 Adam And well, maybe this isn't emergency care. I mean this, the tubal.

1:28:29🔗 Drew Do they say you need to get an evaluation to see that you might have a tubal pregnancy?

1:28:33🔗 Caller No, they told me that it was tubal.

1:28:36🔗 Drew That, that's, you can own that facility.

1:28:39🔗 Adam Well, well.

1:28:39🔗 Drew That's bizarre.

1:28:40🔗 Adam Here's the thing. The egg is in your tube.

1:28:46🔗 Drew And it's expanding.

1:28:48🔗 Adam As it expands, as it develops, because you're pregnant, it's going to rupture the tube.

1:28:51🔗 Drew And you could die within minutes.

1:28:52🔗 Adam How much does one grow a day?

1:28:57🔗 Drew I don't know the amount, but it's, you know, it's a, I would think if you're getting pressure in the tube, you probably have a matter of days left before.

1:29:04🔗 Adam Are you having pressure?

1:29:05🔗 Caller I have a lot of sharp pain, but like, it comes and goes.

1:29:11🔗 Drew Well, if it ruptures, you could die within minutes.

1:29:13🔗 Adam Really?

1:29:14🔗 Drew Yes. And so you need to go get this taken care of immediately. Why are you waiting now?

1:29:18🔗 Caller Because I have no medical insurance or anything, and...

1:29:22🔗 Drew It doesn't matter. Wherever you show up, they will get you to county, or they will care for you. I don't know where people believe they can't get... Have you heard of people dying because they couldn't get medical care?

1:29:33🔗 Adam Not in this country.

1:29:34🔗 Drew No, it doesn't happen. You have people maybe getting out what they want, or not the kind of... You know, they're looking for this kind of thing, or they're making it to wait a long time. But you go anywhere, you will get care. And this is an emergency. You go now, okay?

1:29:45🔗 Adam I'll go to County USC.

1:29:48🔗 Caller Way to park.

1:29:49🔗 Drew Go to Irvine. Go to the UC Irvine. They will take care of you.

1:29:53🔗 Adam Now, if you want to get to County USC, you follow the trail of hobo violence. You turn right at the used syringe, and you're there.

1:30:03🔗 Drew That's why people don't like to go to the SA.

1:30:05🔗 Adam Oh, my God. I just sat there. I've actually, before I had insurance, pulled myself up and out of a few, you know, sat in emergency rooms for a couple of hours and then just sort of picked myself up and dragged myself home just for your, well, at least I'll dine in dignity amongst the loved ones. At County USC, I went down there, was down there for, you know, the strange mindset that goes on in there is after waiting for a while, you're praying that there's a break or something's actually wrong. Like, let's just hope it's just not a severe sprain. No, no, it's like I'm sitting here for four hours. When I look at that x-ray, I want to see air between those bones. I want to see a big gap. You know what I'm saying? We're going to take a break. We'll be right back. Let's show everybody. We're going to take a little extendo break, and we'll be back tomorrow night. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. I got stuff up my ass in that car, like it's right on top of you. Hit Drew, you want to get my car?

1:31:15🔗 Drew Not if things go up your ass.

1:31:20🔗 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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