Thursday, March 4, 2004

1:04🔗 Adam That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Soling Shannon here tonight from Godsmack. Tickled pink to see you again. I would just, Godsmack is from the Boston area. I've had such an ass full of guys from Boston over the last year and a half. Somehow, everyone I met, everyone associated with the Kimmel's show and some old man show guys. I never met a guy from Boston for the first 36 years of my life, and then they all came flying in, and they're all maniacs with the sports and the Pedro's and Nomar, and they're all baseball maniacs. I'm so excited to hear that Sully looks at baseball as a pussy sport like I do. I always yell at these guys when they're living and dying with the Sox game. I always go, pivotal game number 22 in the 168 game season. 162, whatever it is. How can you live and die on a game number 11, game number 37? There's 160 more games to play. Now, pre-season, we're going to talk about Godsmack in just a second, but maybe not, but this pre-season baseball drives me nuts too. It's like, hey, everybody, it's pre-season. Do you need a pre-season with 160 games? How much warming up you got to do? We're running a marathon later today. How about we run a 10K on the way? Now, how about you carry me to the starting line?

2:43🔗 Godsmack And then they wonder why their elbows blow out and all that stuff.

2:45🔗 Adam How many games you got to get in before the 160-something games you're about to play over the next four years?

2:53🔗 Godsmack I'm definitely guilty of being excited last year, though, because I really thought the Sox were going to go to the World Series.

2:58🔗 Adam I'm with you. I was sucked in. Everyone I knew was drawn, of course, to Boston guys.

3:04🔗 Godsmack And then I'll tell you, New England fans are fanatics about everything. They are diehard people. Yeah. Pat's fans forget it. I mean, this is literally guys slamming their heads off the off the cement walls going into like a Patriots game.

3:18🔗 Adam I know somebody's got to send some team of sociologists out to the New England area to figure out what's going on.

3:24🔗 Drew These are the guys that that created Lexington and Concord.

3:28🔗 Godsmack Well, do you remember a while back to they banned Monday Night Football in New England? They would not show Foxborough Stadium because people would like they would literally grab the cameras and like stick it on their butts and pull their pants down and throw them the finger and whatever and they shut it off for a while.

3:43🔗 Adam I just like the guys that are listening to the AM radio because the Dodgers are playing the Mets over at Vero Beach and it's like preseason baseball everybody. Could anything count less? Could anything be slower? Is there any? Shouldn't you just take a Quaalude at this point and just lie down in a coffin?

4:02🔗 Drew At least six minutes of action packed into those three hours.

4:05🔗 Adam Yeah, it's always like, whoa.

4:06🔗 Godsmack My buddy TC right now is flipping out. He's the hugest baseball fan.

4:10🔗 Adam The sword is heading down. He's heading out to the mound. He wants to talk about it.

4:14🔗 Godsmack It's preseason!

4:17🔗 Adam They're down 11 runs. It's the fifth inning. He wants to talk about it.

4:21🔗 Godsmack There's no contact. The only time it's exciting is when there's a fight and they run out of the dugouts with their baseball bats.

4:27🔗 Adam And even then they always do that sort of wussy fight where you try to keep your head far away. You always know that it's always that wuss fight when you try to keep your arm out as far as you can and your head back as far as far as you can from your hand. Someone's got to teach these guys to fight. All right. Godsmack, everybody. Playing, by the way, speaking of sports at the Forum this Friday and Saturday, which is a large venue, by the way. Nice.

4:55🔗 Drew 17505 is as a checker and checker and used to say check her and a legend, a legend.

5:01🔗 Adam And it's a couple of good things about him dying, though. One. Well, not good. I mean, it's good. It's too bad. No, I enjoyed it when Magic Johnson was a eulogizing him. And instead of bringing up Cardinal Mahoney, he called him Colonel Mahoney. I like to bring out Colonel Mahoney, call him Colonel Mahoney. This guy had his own talk show. He's called him Colonel Mahoney. I was driving my car and laughing like a maniac listening to Colonel Mahoney. Chick was amazing. Then we're getting to Godsmack because we got to do some plug in here. Chick Hearns was one of these guys. My only beef with Chick Hearns is he had this streak of like a five billion Laker games called. But at the end, he was sickly, he wasn't feeling good, but he didn't want to break his streak. So they would wheel him out. He'd be like, Shaq makes the tip. Then they'd wheel him back home. He'd get back in his bed and they'd hook up an IV to him and be like, hey, the streak's still alive. I'd be like, look, if you never missed a day of work but you just showed up once in a while, vomiting into the boss's trash can, then turn around and went home again.

6:13🔗 Drew It doesn't count.

6:14🔗 Adam It doesn't really count. That's the essence of the streak, Drew, is to-

6:18🔗 Drew Right. It's not a technicality.

6:20🔗 Adam That you showing up, waving at everyone and then going back home and getting on the defibrillator. It's you actually doing your job, right? I mean, God bless you, the greatest that ever lived. But come on, the streak was over. The streak's over when you can't put in a night.

6:34🔗 Drew Anyway, the forum has 17,500 seats.

6:36🔗 Adam 17,500 seats. That's right. All of them will have an ass in them.

6:42🔗 Drew I guess probably more because they put them on the floor, too. When Godsmack is there. When there's a rock concert, right?

6:46🔗 Adam Well, don't put pressure on the band, Drew. That's a pretty big draw. Yeah. Legendary forum. For you guys, it's nothing but a lot of history out here.

6:55🔗 Godsmack No, it's something for us, especially playing with Metallica. These guys are like our childhood heroes.

7:00🔗 Oh, really?

7:03🔗 Adam We've never had Metallica in here, have we, Drew? I've run into them a time or two, and they've said stuff. Yeah.

7:10🔗 Let's get Metallica. Tell them we'll have them up.

7:12🔗 Godsmack They're the gods of heavy metal.

7:14🔗 Drew If they're interested in coming out.

7:17🔗 Adam This is Metallica. All right. What else? We're going to hear something off the acoustic CD, which is coming out in a couple of few, about a week and a half on the 16th. Or maybe that's two weeks on the 16th. What else is the date today?

7:33🔗 Drew Fifth, fourth.

7:34🔗 Adam A week and a half. Very cool. Why acoustic?

7:39🔗 Godsmack I don't know. Just I guess musicians always dabble around with different styles of music. We've had so many great songs acoustically that just weren't ever quite right for the Godsmack full-length album, because it's always been such heavy rock. We just decided to put these ideas down and we were going to take a vacation, because we had been touring for four and a half years at the time, and we were going to go to Hawaii as a band, because we had never done that. Then the label says, well, we want you to record and we're like, well, all right, you pay for our vacation, we'll record in Hawaii. We ended up getting a label to pay for our vacation and get the acoustic record done.

8:19🔗 Adam It's nice that you guys were-

8:20🔗 Godsmack In between scuba diving.

8:22🔗 Adam Living on top of each other for four years, and then you decide to go on a vacation together.

8:27🔗 Godsmack Well, we tried, but they made us work.

8:29🔗 Adam Yeah, but it's the whole idea. I mean, most bands are just looking, everyone's heading in a different direction after that long of touring together.

8:37🔗 Drew Yeah.

8:37🔗 Godsmack Well, it was good. We got Shannon and the band over a year ago, and it was just a nice bonding moment to get everyone together. We had taken a year off at that time because we had been touring so much. So it was just a good vibe there too. I don't know if anyone's ever been to Hawaii, but it's so amazing out there. It was my first time and it was-

8:56🔗 Drew No one's ever been there. Where were you, Maui?

9:03🔗 The Forum show is huge for me because I'm a Santa Barbara guy.

9:06🔗 Adam Oh really?

9:07🔗 Yeah, so I've seen like Ozzy and stuff at the Forum, so I'm psyched for that.

9:10🔗 Adam Yeah, because if you're in, yeah, I mean, Ozzy, Santa Barbara has some decent venues, but I don't know if there are Ozzy signs.

9:19🔗 The Santa Barbara Bowl is about the killer, it's the most killer place to play.

9:23🔗 Adam Really?

9:23🔗 Besides like Red Rocks in Colorado.

9:25🔗 Adam I've never been to Red Rocks and I always wanted to go there.

9:28🔗 You should go there, man. It's magical, really.

9:31🔗 Adam Let's go there, Drew.

9:32🔗 Godsmack They carved the stage out of the mountain, you know?

9:35🔗 The backstage is like rocks coming out of the walls.

9:38🔗 Godsmack That's Sunday Bloody Sunday video by U2. You ever see that with the torches? That's Red Rocks.

9:42🔗 Adam Oh, it is when it's raining and stuff? Son of a bitch. I just assume, you know, every time I see them, you know what I thought? I figure, well, it's raining. There must be an Ireland.

9:51🔗 Right, right, of course.

9:52🔗 Adam Like it can't rain in Colorado.

9:54🔗 Right, right, right.

9:55🔗 Adam Like when I see weather in a video, I think, all right, they must be on their home turf. Yeah, that and that guy's accent, whatever his name, Bono.

10:02🔗 He's got that accent.

10:06🔗 Adam What name is that? Selena?

10:08🔗 Selena.

10:09🔗 Adam Selena.

10:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:10🔗 There you go. All right.

10:12🔗 Adam Is that how you do Selena?

10:13🔗 Is that right?

10:15🔗 Adam What's happening, Selena? You're 24.

10:18🔗 Caller Well, I've been listening to you guys for a while and I know Dr. Drew, you're an addiction specialist. And I've been clean now for about 60 days.

10:26🔗 Drew Right.

10:27🔗 Caller And my libido is out of control.

10:30🔗 Drew What was your drug of choice?

10:32🔗 Come on, you got to clap for that.

10:34🔗 Drew What was your drug of choice? Well, what happens early in recovery, are you in a program right now?

10:40🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

10:41🔗 Drew Okay, so you're working a program. You got a sponsor, you're doing steps.

10:44🔗 Caller Yes.

10:45🔗 Drew Okay, what happens early in recovery is your brain is still trying to use the same system that it's been reliant upon all these years to regulate itself. So when you have unpleasant feelings, when you're dealing with things in recovery, your brain doesn't know any other way to deal with that other than using this reward system that you've been saturating with alcohol.

11:04🔗 I'm really horny.

11:06🔗 Drew And the way now you can also activate that is with thrill. Thrill things like sex, gambling, shopping, eating, extreme sports.

11:14🔗 Adam I combine all of those.

11:16🔗 Drew What do you call that?

11:18🔗 Adam I don't know, it's like I'm doubling down, I'm getting a hand job, I'm eating a hoagie. It's crazy that I got like a big six foot sub under my sandwich. I got a hand on my.

11:30🔗 Godsmack As long as you don't eat the wrong hoagie.

11:32🔗 Drew Be careful son, a dramatic relationships, all sex is really all part of the addictive process. And it's also if you indulge in those sorts of behaviors, you're missing an opportunity to have the feelings that are coming up behind all that. Because really recovery is about learning to have feelings again and regulate them in the context of a dyadic experience with your sponsor.

11:50🔗 Adam Dyadic.

11:51🔗 Drew The interpersonal experience. And so just kind of talk about it, think about it, but don't act on it, OK? All right.

11:57🔗 Adam I'm saying OK for it. Yeah, a lot of people get sober and then they get into like skydiving and ice cream, snowboarding.

12:02🔗 Drew But early in recovery, it's treacherous. Yeah, early in recovery, that's treacherous.

12:06🔗 Adam Why?

12:07🔗 Drew Because that's when the brain is really driving them. The motivational priorities are screwed up for the biology. And it's driving them to do extreme things that they wouldn't otherwise do.

12:16🔗 I see a lot of people do that.

12:18🔗 Godsmack And it's almost like transferring from one addiction to the next.

12:21🔗 Drew It's again, it's they, of course, will do that if they're not in recovery. They are guaranteed to do that. But she sort of is containing the behavior. She's working a process. But all these sort of temptations of behavior that are coming in. And she has to sort of curtail that, too.

12:35🔗 Adam There's nothing worse than the sober guy with the new lease on life who's Mr. Extreme Sports now. He trades in the syringe for the Yakima rack. It's going up on top of the Jeep and he wants to go mountain biking. He's like he's just constantly talking about trips he's going to take. All right. Just go. Could you get back on the heroin, please?

12:56🔗 Drew You know, I spent the day I spent the day filming again today and also went. But Jack Osborne was there. We spent a lot of the day.

13:01🔗 Adam Drew filming a movie with the Olsen Twins.

13:04🔗 Drew Everybody Stryker came and visited me and supported me on the on the set. Yes.

13:08🔗 Adam Really?

13:09🔗 Drew He's actually a friend. He actually will come and support.

13:11🔗 Adam Why would they let him on?

13:13🔗 Look, with all my other boyfriends, I've only given them hand jobs.

13:16🔗 Adam All right.

13:17🔗 Drew And he thought I did a good job, by the way.

13:19🔗 Adam So what's he going to say when you go, how do I do? How do I do? You did a decent job, I guess. What do you want him to say? You suck.

13:28🔗 Drew Yeah, he would have.

13:30🔗 Adam But look, you're a bad actor, Drew, but you're you're you're bookend between the Olsen Twins. So how bad are you going to stay? You know?

13:37🔗 Drew So what was I talking about?

13:39🔗 Adam I don't know.

13:40🔗 Godsmack No, I think Strike is trying to get in with the Olsen Twins.

13:43🔗 Adam So maybe just of course, that's why I see the stuff. He stopped by to visit the Olsen.

13:47🔗 Drew So Jack was there and he was recounting stories you had said mentioned last time he was up here about the eighth and ninth steps when people are making amends. You thought that was the greatest thing you ever heard.

13:57🔗 Adam Oh, where people have to call you. And what now? What is that? What is the eighth and ninth?

14:03🔗 Drew Where you're calling you're making amends to people that you've harmed in the course of your disease.

14:06🔗 Adam They're coming clean. Yeah, that's you get that phone call. Call Adam. Yeah, it's John. Hey, buddy, how you doing? I did some things I wasn't too proud of. Yeah. Hey, it's cool, buddy. No, it's not. No, it's not. What I did was wrong. And I and I'm genuinely sorry, man. Do you forgive? Yeah, I do. It's getting weird, though.

14:31🔗 I get real weird fast.

14:34🔗 Adam And it's like when I always try, I try to diffuse it. Hey, buddy, we all have a few drinks, do a few things. No, no, it's not right. What I did wasn't right. I put you in a bad position. And for that, I'm sorry. It's like, this is a bad position. This is this is uncomfortable. At least I was drunk when you were drunk.

14:51🔗 Whatever you tried to do, whatever you're trying to do to me.

14:54🔗 Adam We were both drunk. I was it was cool. Now I'm sober. And this is weird. And you're sober, too. So it's weird. It makes it weirder, you know, when you know the person sober. So, Drew, here's what I'm saying. How about, aha, here's what you guys need to start doing with that 12 step program, because I keep telling so leave. I keep I'm trying to get them to skip from the like seven step to the 10 step. And you leave that eight and nine out where you have to confront everyone and tell them how sorry you were for all the weirdness that went on between the two. You know, in like boxing and karate and stuff, when they work out, they don't they don't punch people that are hanging from a rope. They have like a heavy bag.

15:33🔗 Caller You know, you have a fake person, a fake person you come clean to. They're sorry that I came on to you.

15:41🔗 Drew There are techniques like that.

15:42🔗 Adam Yeah, let's do that.

15:43🔗 Drew But they're not as effective.

15:44🔗 Adam Call me and tell me, let's get a bag. You talk to the bag.

15:49🔗 Drew How are those those old clown tippy blow up?

15:53🔗 Adam What's with the sand in the bottom? It always pop back up. You talk about you just you just come clean. You can cry. You can get weird. You can hug it. Whatever you want to do. It's all it's all good.

16:05🔗 Godsmack They have that. It's called the Elmo doll.

16:07🔗 Adam Yeah, you get to tickle it. Who are we?

16:11🔗 Caller We're talking to this guy.

16:12🔗 Drew We're about to.

16:12🔗 Adam Oh, we are. We got to hear Godsmack song to Charlie. Andrew.

16:18🔗 Hey, guys.

16:19🔗 Adam You're 15.

16:20🔗 Caller Yeah, I got a question. I I play piano and I'm a drummer and I also masturbate a lot. Oh, a lot, a lot.

16:32🔗 Adam Well, I mean, if it it it seemed it would seem difficult to fit the piano and the drums in your busy beating schedule. You know, I mean, like, aren't your hands busy? Or do you do that thing? Do that thing like where you're beating off and playing the piano? Like someone's someone's showing me this today. They're talking about the great keyboarders of the 80s, where they would get the two keyboards and they'd put one over here and one over here, and they'd be rocking and playing it as far away from each other as they could. You know what I mean? So everyone knew how hard they were rocking because they're like, I was like, why don't they just put them next to each other?

17:07🔗 Drew They're playing chopsticks at one hand.

17:09🔗 Godsmack Yeah, they're playing all the way.

17:10🔗 Adam That's a good rockin 80s move. Godsmack, you guys got to get in that thing. We put the dueling keyboard on one end. The one guy plays them, but he's all splayed out, you know? Yeah, sure, I was thinking about that. Andrew?

17:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:24🔗 Adam All right, so you're beating off how many times a day?

17:27🔗 Caller I would say probably two or three, not too much, but I was diagnosed with tendinitis. And I was wondering if carpal tunnel syndrome and stuff like that could arise from a combination of all three. I mean, not simultaneously.

17:42🔗 Adam Hold on, this is bogus.

17:44🔗 Drew Yeah, carpal tunnel is different than tendinitis.

17:49🔗 Adam So you have like a beater's wrist or Jacker's palm or what do they call that? What's a doctor call that? Spankers lament? I don't know what your hands got in it, but I'm 39 now and just starting to feel the effects of the frequent, constant masturbation. That's that's 30.

18:15🔗 Drew It's fatigue from the drumming.

18:18🔗 Caller Yeah, it can happen from from tell me for sure.

18:21🔗 Godsmack And I'll tell you the piano too, man. I've been playing a lot of piano recently and your hands get really tired. You get cramps in your wrists. You get really sore palms and well, but if you spread the keyboards out far enough, I don't know what he's doing when he's masturbating, but I think it would be some pretty brutal, a brutal scene of his hands.

18:40🔗 Adam I think your genital area will be a little bit more sensitive than your hand since you're here real commonly by the thumb and it's tough when you're done being off, you have to bend your fingers like pipe cleaners from around your dork. You know what I mean? Just is that tough like that's an old boxer.

18:57🔗 Caller Yeah, it should be a little thicker than your drumstick, dude.

19:01🔗 Adam Probably right. That's a good point.

19:07🔗 Caller That's good.

19:08🔗 Adam Let's hear a song from Godsmack.

19:11🔗 Caller Good times.

19:12🔗 Caller Chris, feeling good?

19:13🔗 Adam All right. This song is called Running Blind. The other side, name of the CD, it's coming out on the 16th of March. Shannon and Sully here. We will, they're going to be on Leno tomorrow night. And going to be with Metallica at the Forum this Friday and Saturday. We're going to take a quick break. When we come back, we'll speak to Liz. Her and her boyfriend both have HPV.

23:36🔗 Drew Good times.

23:37🔗 Adam That's boring. Negative effects of taking mushrooms.

23:40🔗 Drew How about a boob implant question?

23:41🔗 Adam Boob implant. Where's that?

23:43🔗 Drew Six.

23:43🔗 Adam Six. Yeah. Jeff.

23:45🔗 Godsmack What?

23:47🔗 Adam Just a dude.

23:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

23:49🔗 Caller He doesn't want to get it.

23:51🔗 Godsmack I want to hear that one.

23:53🔗 Adam Smoked weed laced with something. How many people have called the show that smoked weed laced with something and didn't really have anything in it?

24:00🔗 Drew Right. Just had a panic attack. Yeah.

24:01🔗 Adam Let me give you guys a little newsflash. Weed is good. It's powerful. You know what I mean? Not that shake means we're smoking. It's good. It's but. Even in the commercials, the weed commercials where the mom finds the pot, and she's holding the butt up now. It's not just some shake. You know what I mean? I remember I saw some anti-drug ad and it's like, hey, mom's got a righteous looking butt she's holding up. Wasn't even just, you see that he takes some parsley, put it in a baggie, wave it around. Okay, that was pot. That doesn't mean pot anymore. It was stems and leaves and seeds. Drew said he almost went blind because the seeds constantly exploding. Boom, one after the other. Yes, Drew? Of course. All right. So I'll tell you, we'll come back, we'll talk to whoever we want to talk to.

24:47🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

24:48🔗 Adam With Godsmack.

24:49🔗 Drew Yes, sir, Mr. Corolla.

25:09🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. He's got the nice countdown from Engineer Anderson. Three, two, one, go.

25:21🔗 Drew And then the music kind of out there.

25:22🔗 Adam That's right.

25:23🔗 Drew They were talking and I was trying to give you time, and then they shut up, and then I put you on. Good times.

25:28🔗 Adam Look, here's what I love about radio. And Drew, how many times have I said this? The show starts at 10, and ends at midnight, and we get paid. And there's no, like, hey, we got to redo that last segment, because Adam talked too much about playing the keyboards with both hands. Uh-uh, it's done. We already got paid for it.

25:50🔗 Drew Yeah, it went out in space.

25:51🔗 Adam Went out in space and it's done. Little, little, little words went out in space. A little money went into the wall. That's what we're here for, ladies and gentlemen. And the thing is, if something happens to, like, the transmitter right now, we just go home, we get paid. It's a great gig. Anyone who's used to getting paid by the hour and then has one of those gigs where you just get paid anyway, jobs? Greatest thing ever. Godsmack in the studio tonight, not being paid to be here, by the way.

26:21🔗 Godsmack That's a fact.

26:22🔗 Adam But if they sell some CDs because, well, you know, you do the math, right?

26:27🔗 Godsmack Barely have eaten.

26:28🔗 Adam They come in here, they hang out.

26:31🔗 Godsmack They starve us. You guys don't give us any soda, no cookies, nothing.

26:35🔗 Adam We got we got a vending machine back there.

26:38🔗 Drew I saw some cookies. I think there were cookies.

26:40🔗 Adam Oh, I examine those, too. The first I saw a peanut butter cookie. And I got excited. And then I started to read on and it was like low sugar, no carb, low sodium. I was like, all right. Look, at a certain point, you know what I mean?

26:56🔗 Drew It is shredded wheat with like.

26:59🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like someone took a rice cracker, ate some peanut butter and then hawk the loogie onto the rice cracker. That's that's that's what it is. That's your peanut butter. Here's what I'm saying. If you ain't doing it, don't do it. Here's the deal. If you can make a peanut butter cookie that has no sugar and no carbs and no salt and no oil, God bless you. But if you can't, don't do it. You see what I'm saying?

27:26🔗 Drew I get you.

27:27🔗 Adam It just gets you going. Yes?

27:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

27:29🔗 Adam You can go get that.

27:31🔗 Drew Thank you.

27:31🔗 Adam Drew was looking at it. Drew goes into that kitchen. He's like a raccoon in a cabin. He doesn't even use his hands. He uses his nose and his teeth.

27:40🔗 Caller He starts opening cupboards with his mouth to tear open the rice.

27:43🔗 Adam He starts tearing, knocking over coffee cans and stuff.

27:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:48🔗 Adam Drew's an eater. We'll go back there. We'll find something for you. All right? During the break. If not, Drew will dig into his wallet. We'll buy you some, we'll buy you like some peanut butter cups or something like that, right? Perfect. All right. So who are we talking to?

28:02🔗 Drew Liz? Let's do Liz after all.

28:05🔗 Adam Negative effects of taking shrooms. This is good. David? What's happening?

28:12🔗 Caller What? I'm sorry.

28:14🔗 Caller You want to know?

28:15🔗 Drew That's one of the effects. You better trust me, Adam. You better trust me.

28:18🔗 Caller Oh, shut up.

28:19🔗 Adam Negative effects of taking shrooms. That's your question? Have you taken shrooms? And what were the negative effects? Do you have any?

28:31🔗 Caller No, I enjoyed them fine, but I wanted to know what to do with my body.

28:34🔗 Adam What do they do to your mind, Drew?

28:36🔗 Drew Again, it's not about not enjoying them. The fact is that hallucinogens, when you have a positive experience, are more dangerous because you're more likely to do them again.

28:44🔗 Adam Yeah, but not shrooms. I took shrooms, the first time I took shrooms, I was like 19 and I announced, this is now my way of life.

28:54🔗 Drew This is my shrooms.

28:55🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm going to move on to some sort of shroom kibbutz and that's, I'm just going to shroom all day. I'm going to stare at my hand all day. And eight years later, I think I tried them again. You know what I mean?

29:08🔗 Drew It's hard for you to motivate to do things.

29:09🔗 Adam It's hard to get going with shrooms. It's hard to get momentum with them. They're a good time, but they don't have any momentum. You know what shrooms are like? Shrooms, they're like fish and chips. You eat some fish and chips, you go, wow, man, this is good stuff.

29:25🔗 Drew I gotta eat this every day.

29:26🔗 Adam What am I doing? I should be eating this more. This is, oh man, with the tartar sauce and the lemon, this is great. Fast forward nine years if you haven't eaten them. What's up? You see how?

29:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

29:35🔗 Adam I gotta do some shrooms and some fish and chips in like one day.

29:40🔗 Drew Well, David, the thinking is although I've not seen a lot of or much significant psychiatric or biological effects from mushrooms, generally speaking, hallucinogens have brain damaging influences. And so we see typically chronic depressions, anxiety attacks.

29:57🔗 Adam Nobody does enough shrooms really.

29:58🔗 Drew And I think that's basically the case. People don't do enough of them for us to commonly see the problems.

30:02🔗 Yeah.

30:03🔗 Adam So David, maybe if you do enough, Drew can study you.

30:07🔗 I've done like once a month like seven times, so.

30:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:11🔗 Godsmack Shannon has a pretty interesting outlook on tripping in general.

30:15🔗 Adam Shannon, what do you have?

30:16🔗 Caller I think that like everybody should have to trip once.

30:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:19🔗 Caller Everyone.

30:20🔗 Adam I agree.

30:21🔗 Caller And I wish that my parents would have, you know, it just, you look at the trees breathing, the bricks are breathing, you know, everything's alive.

30:28🔗 Adam Drew's the man, so he doesn't understand. Plus Drew's wound so tight that if he ever came undone, it would be a disaster.

30:35🔗 Caller And unravel all over the place.

30:37🔗 Adam It would be a bird's nest of emotions and feelings and stuff.

30:43🔗 Caller It would be a disaster.

30:46🔗 Adam It would be a disaster. And Drew can't afford that. Drew's like an armature. He's got a copper wire around him real tight. And if you just snip it, it's going to come, it's going to, you know.

30:56🔗 Godsmack You just stumbled onto a million-dollar idea right there. You should write a movie about that. You could turn into a hippie, grow the beard, he just changes his whole way of life, transform him.

31:04🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what happened to Ignatowski on Taxi.

31:07🔗 Godsmack That'd be a takeoff of Jekyll.

31:08🔗 Adam Yeah. That's the thing. See, you do mushrooms, and all of a sudden, it opens you to everything, man. You know, Drew and I argue about this a lot, because he's like, oh, you're high, you know, you're not any more creative or any more whatever. But then we've talked about this a few times, so I won't dig into it too deep. But you have to block out society, otherwise you'll go insane. You have to, I mean, as you go about your normal day, it's like another bus driving into Tel Aviv, 38 people die in a bus, an explosion, you know, suicide bombers, everything from, you know, bizarre plastic surgery to, you know, constant suicide bombings and terrorists, child rapists, child rapists, lepress on nails, lepress on nails, which is a commercial I saw when I was high and freaked out. The women are sticking red claws to the ends of their fingers to be more desirable to the male species.

32:10🔗 Godsmack Oh, my head's going to explode. Which works to our disadvantage when they come at you later when they're mad at you.

32:16🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, you got to tune out almost everything, otherwise your head will explode because you'll be thinking about the guy sitting at JPL communicating with the Mars Rover, which is 70 billion miles away, and then the guy in the Middle East who's strapped 60 pounds of explosives to himself, and he's going to go walk into the middle of a crowded marketplace. Your head will explode. You get high on mushrooms. Now your head's a sponge. It's like, huh? Now all of a sudden, you're looking at this stuff that you never thought about. And let me tell you something, too, by the way. If you do do that, you realize we're nuts. We are crazy. And we just push it, you know, just keep moving. We just keep moving forward with it. We just, you know, we just you have to, otherwise your head, you'll you'll sit out, you'll sit, you'll stop where you stand. You'll start crying if you just start thinking about all this stuff.

33:09🔗 Godsmack I have a question for you about hallucinogenics and mushrooms and that kind of thing. Is every thing that alters, you know, your consciousness or whatever, to a certain degree, actually destroying brain cells that gets you to that place?

33:22🔗 Drew No, not everything.

33:23🔗 Adam Yeah.

33:24🔗 Godsmack Even something as natural as I mean, like say mushrooms in comparison to ecstasy or whatever, which is a bunch of garbage.

33:31🔗 Drew As you get into the funguses and the mushrooms, you get into more and more dangerous and potentially life-threatening chemicals. I mean, Amanita phylloides will kill you instantly, so just because nature created these plants with chemicals to protect the plants, to kill you so you won't eat them or to hurt your brain so you won't go back and eat that plant again, I mean, that's why nature put those chemicals on plants.

33:55🔗 Godsmack Right, so what actually is getting you high though, is it your brain cells deteriorating on the intractable?

34:00🔗 Drew No, no, they're over firing certain chemicals and the problem is with stimulants and hallucinogens is that the neurochemicals themselves aren't packaged well into the little vesicles, they start getting into the cytoplasm of the cell, they turn into free radicals, now they destroy the cell.

34:16🔗 Adam Hey, but Drew, let me...

34:17🔗 Caller About the whole, the creativity thing though, back to that. Why is it that all the best band's records like Aerosmith and Zeppelin and the Stones were done when they were totally full blown and then they clean up and sober up and they're like...

34:31🔗 Godsmack The music stinks.

34:32🔗 Caller Music's not that good, you know?

34:35🔗 Drew I've treated a lot of musicians, a lot of musicians, and most of them...

34:39🔗 Adam Two more after it, it actually died.

34:42🔗 Drew Really you're really just talking about them being younger and better because believe me, when people are younger and sober, they're much more productive and they look back and they go, oh my God, I've been wasting all this time.

34:52🔗 Adam It is true.

34:53🔗 Drew I've been through that with many, many musicians and all the while they're fearful that they're not going to be creative, they get on the other side of it and they're like, holy Christ, thank God I cleaned up.

35:00🔗 Adam Yeah. But look at Hasselhoff, he's a sober musician, you know what I mean? You do got to factor that in, the Hasselhoff factor.

35:08🔗 Caller That dude couldn't have done a drug in his life, man.

35:10🔗 Adam This guy's probably not so much as smoke the cigarette and listen to music, he's cranking out, you know what I'm saying, Drew? I want you to think about that long and hard. Here's what I think about the band thing is, I do agree with Drew, and I hate to, is they get together, they start to get popular, they get deeper into their drugs and right about the time they're at full flight with their drugs is about the time they're coming together as a band. So I think it's just coincidental timing-wise.

35:41🔗 Drew And I've seen, I've treated a lot of them, they get sober, do some of their best stuff and then relapse and then people go, see, they were on drugs. But no, they were just, they just were sober when they were creating stuff, relapse on the other side of it.

35:53🔗 Adam Liz?

35:54🔗 Yeah.

35:54🔗 Adam You're 20?

35:56🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

35:57🔗 Adam So you and your boyfriend both have warts?

36:01🔗 Caller No, we don't have the kind that causes warts and this is kind of how it happened. I'm under the impression that you can't tell that guys, there's a certain strain of HPV that guys have that you can't tell that they have it.

36:13🔗 Drew You're confused. All HPV can or can't cause warts in certain individuals. All HPV could potentially... What's that?

36:23🔗 Caller I have the type that's pre-cancerous.

36:25🔗 Drew Right. It's all wart virus. It all can cause warts, but on some people you don't see the warts. And the kind that causes, and they all can cause pre-cancerous changes, but the ones that actually cause the cancer are the ones that stick around. The virus that persists through time, like more than five years. The problem is, as a practical matter, you can't tell which one you have. So you have to assume always you have the one that causes cancer.

36:49🔗 Caller Well, I had a cone biopsy in November, and the thing that I'm concerned about is my boyfriend and I are planning on getting married, and I'm concerned that throughout time we're just going to re-infect each other and that it's going to manifest and just get worse.

37:04🔗 Drew No, that is not how it works. Once you got it, you got it, and that's that.

37:09🔗 Caller And so it won't be that.

37:11🔗 Adam There you go. She's bumming my mushroom high talking about these warrants. Let me tell you, you get high, seriously, you start thinking about that Mars Rover.

37:22🔗 Drew Yeah, a million miles away, moving around.

37:25🔗 Adam Yeah, but yet have not figured out the right length to make shoelaces on high tops. We got to have an extra 11 inches hanging out that I got to do a triple knot and tuck it into the sock.

37:40🔗 Drew We have to have different preset buttons on every radio.

37:43🔗 Adam Every car radio has got to have its own way of presenting. But the Rover, 200 billion miles away, no problem there.

37:51🔗 Caller Just sitting up there, just moving around, cruising, taking pictures.

37:55🔗 Adam A little strife in the Middle East should have that settled by the weekend. No problems there. We got a report on it. Hey, guess what? Turns out there's hostilities broken out in the Middle East, right?

38:06🔗 Caller Shocking.

38:07🔗 Adam Shocking, shocking. They should get their, they'll get the bearings straight pretty soon. I'm sure it's just a matter of days before those people get it together.

38:15🔗 Drew Have a good time.

38:16🔗 Caller Yeah, it's good times. It's great times.

38:19🔗 Drew All right.

38:19🔗 Adam All the reasons why. And plus I can't take mushrooms now because I'll be like, I'll be, because I did the, I was on TV. You know what I mean? Like I'm on the radio and stuff. I'll freak out.

38:29🔗 Drew Yeah, I'm a freak out just because the fact that you've been on TV, yeah, we're free thinking about that. My image was broadcast across the continent.

38:41🔗 Adam I'll be in the mirror nude. Could I have your autograph, man?

38:43🔗 Caller All right.

38:47🔗 Adam God smack is here. I'll probably call you up to Drew. Hey, Drew's on the phone. Shut up.

38:55🔗 Caller No, man.

38:58🔗 Adam All right, God smack. No, you know, all right, all right, I've listened to this show for 10 years before I was on. I would freak out with that.

39:06🔗 Drew Now my head's exploding.

39:06🔗 Adam I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. God smack here. God willing, they'll be here when we come back and we're going to give them some candy. We'll be back after this. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew.

39:43🔗 Drew We're laughing because we can't hear the intro music, and we don't know when we're on or not on. But we do it here, and we occasionally hear parts of Anderson's Countdown.

39:50🔗 Adam There he is.

39:51🔗 Drew This is good.

39:52🔗 Adam All righty. Well, Godsmack is in town tonight, Sully and Shannon, both here. I know this may sound as a question has been asked, but is the only guys from Boston area have the Sully name? They don't have any Sully's out here. And is it Sullivan? Is it short for anything? Where does Sullivan come from?

40:15🔗 Godsmack It usually is short for Sullivan. It is. It's Irish, but I'm not a Sullivan. My first name is Salvatore. And I was nicknamed Sully since I was a kid. I don't know what. I think I was nicknamed after an uncle of an uncle's friend. So you know how Italians are. You've got to stick their name in everything. My father has like 17 middle names.

40:35🔗 Adam Right. Yeah. I know I'm Italian. That's Dickie from The Boss Dots, everybody. Yeah. Everyone knows a Sully from the Boston, Mass area, but they don't seem to reside in California. They don't really have any Sully's. We got like some. We got like Hildagos and stuff like that. We got a lot of Mexicans.

40:55🔗 Caller We don't really have any Irish.

40:58🔗 Drew Well, out here, there's no European ethnicity. Right.

41:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:03🔗 Adam What do we got? We don't have any Europeans. Yeah.

41:07🔗 Drew We got Europeans, but they're not ethnic. They don't identify themselves.

41:10🔗 Adam That's right.

41:11🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

41:12🔗 Adam Yeah. They're just whitey.

41:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:13🔗 Adam Right. Then we got Mexicans and we got a fair amount of Asians. Then we got just the kooky ones. Midwesterns. I don't even know what it is.

41:23🔗 Drew Well, the Johnny Quest.

41:26🔗 Adam We got the Johnny Quest villain nationality. I'm not sure what you are, but I know it's bad. You know what I think about Los Angeles? Here's why. Here's how you know you have to move. We got a little everything in Los Angeles. We got a little Ethiopia. You can drive through on the way home, Drew. Isn't Ethiopia a little Ethiopia by the way? Don't they already have one? It's called Ethiopia. They've got a building higher in three stories. That's a little Ethiopia. Everyone's sitting in the dirt eating. That's a little Ethiopia. Do we need a littler one? Having a little Ethiopia is like having the world's crappiest amusement park on the other side of country and then opening one here, calling it junior. Really? You got a sucky cesspool over on the other side of the world. Are we going to open a smaller one here? Why don't we pick a good one? The point is we got a little everything, no little Italy. That's all you need.

42:19🔗 Godsmack What's up with that?

42:20🔗 Adam No little Italy.

42:20🔗 Godsmack There's another million-dollar idea. Open up some Italian restaurants.

42:24🔗 Drew Nothing here European.

42:26🔗 Adam No, it's all sucky.

42:26🔗 Godsmack You know what? You're right. I never found a good Italian restaurant around here.

42:30🔗 Drew Oh, he's got one.

42:30🔗 Adam Here's what we got. Yeah, I'll give you a good one.

42:33🔗 Godsmack Good Mexican.

42:34🔗 Drew Good Italian.

42:35🔗 Adam Good Italian, yeah. All right, here's the thing. Here's the two things. When I'm in charge, here's what we do. Little Italy and Bullet Train to Vegas. Those, and we raise the speed limit. Those are the three things I focus on. Amalfi, that's the Italian place. I got a part ownership in it. It's fantastic, it's right there.

42:56🔗 Godsmack You got all these great ideas, man. You won't even need a talk show anymore if you stop putting these things out. Bullet Train to Vegas is huge.

43:05🔗 Drew Execution is not Adam Strong's suit.

43:07🔗 Godsmack I'm gonna take that idea.

43:08🔗 Adam No, listen, look, some people are doers. I'm talkers.

43:10🔗 Drew They're creative.

43:13🔗 Adam You think Da Vinci went out and made every single one of those inventions he thought up? No, he left that to the goyim. Not even Jewish. I know the goyim need to do it. Steven?

43:25🔗 Yeah.

43:26🔗 Adam You're 19?

43:28🔗 Dr. Drew, I just want to say that I really like you. You help so many people and Adam, I don't think there's a single thing you haven't done that I didn't love.

43:35🔗 Adam Thank you.

43:36🔗 Yeah. Yeah, whatever. My problem is that I masturbate about 500 times a week. Uh-huh. And, well, the first part of my ejaculation is white, whereas the second half is kind of discolored, kind of a brown color.

43:50🔗 Drew Yellow or brown?

43:51🔗 It's not blood, but I was wondering what the reason for that is.

43:54🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute, what's the third? I like that he has a two-stager, by the way.

44:00🔗 Yeah, the beginning of it's white, but...

44:02🔗 Adam It's like a solid rocket booster gets it out of the atmosphere and then the capsule breaks off and enters the hamper.

44:08🔗 Drew So, usually the browner color usually is old blood.

44:12🔗 Oh, it is? Yeah. But it doesn't happen when I urinate or anything.

44:15🔗 Drew No, it's from semen. It's just in the semen.

44:17🔗 Adam And it's not that bad a thing, right?

44:19🔗 Drew No, it's not that big a deal usually. It's not a bad idea, just to get checked out, but the vast majority of blood in the semen or brown semen ends up being nothing.

44:31🔗 Adam It is, however, uncomfortable when he has to draw a sample. Drew's been through that procedure many times.

44:39🔗 Drew Not many times, but I've been through it.

44:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

44:41🔗 Drew For a fertility campaign.

44:42🔗 Adam Do you have to, if you got some blood in your semen and you're going to the doctor, do you got to draw a sample?

44:48🔗 No, no.

44:49🔗 Adam No?

44:49🔗 No.

44:49🔗 Adam Imagine if women had to draw up a sample. They could never do it. Like imagine, guys are so crazy. It's like, guy come walking in, it's 8.45 in the morning, he's wearing a suit, he's got a tie on and stuff. It's like, yeah, oh yeah, here's a magazine and a graduate cellar, I'm going to need you to step inside that phone booth there, beat off real quick for me, and then just slap it back on it.

45:13🔗 Drew Slap it back, hand it across to the Asian tech.

45:16🔗 Adam Slide the thing open, hand it to the Asian tech and you're on your way. Imagine telling a woman, like it's like 9 in the morning, hey sweetie, I'm going to need you to peel off a big O before you head into the office. Here you go, here's a play girl. Here's a sports illustrator. No, they look at you like, what the, I can't, I need to, someone's got to light a candle. I got to draw a bath, what time is it? It's not even near.

45:41🔗 Drew Morning's not my time.

45:41🔗 Caller Morning's not my time.

45:43🔗 Adam This is how you know the guys are totally yours. The guy's like, hey, what, you need some semen? There you go. Oh, you want me to wait until I'm in the room? Well, you should have said, listen, when you handed me the cop, I just assumed that, well, the point is I'm running late. I got to get to a funeral. My family died in a fiery car crash yesterday. So, I'm grieving pretty good. There's a little something for the side. There's a lecture.

46:12🔗 Well, yes, you got it for next time.

46:15🔗 Adam I'll do another one real quick. Like I said, we're putting the bodies, we're putting the kids in the ground. If you want me to stop by and squeeze one off of the way back.

46:24🔗 Drew Where's the video? We got to go.

46:28🔗 Adam Godsmack is here. Just saying smack. Godsmack is here. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

46:38🔗 Godsmack Alright guys, here's the deal.

46:39🔗 Caller Looking to hook up?

46:40🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

46:41🔗 Caller Sick of wasting time with the wrong person? Call the Dateline. One call is all you need to make.

46:45🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

46:46🔗 Caller 1-877-889-DATE You know what I'm saying, I'm dead!

46:53🔗 Caller Edam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

47:18🔗 Adam Loveline, Fast-Growing Outlaw.

47:22🔗 Drew Because you know where to go now!

47:24🔗 Adam Alright, Anderson, now we gotta do it again. Love Line, fastest growing outlaw radio in North America!

48:02🔗 Caller He'll do it.

48:03🔗 Drew I swear to God. He'll do it.

48:04🔗 Caller Watch it.

48:21🔗 Adam The other side, man, it's acoustic and I'll tell you something, I rock so hard, I don't know what acoustic guitar is, but man, I'll tell you, these guys, these guys put it together. I'll tell you, it's great to have back on the show, hell. Dropping trial, I'll drop trial.

48:37🔗 Drew Guys, he will drop trial. Be careful, he's wild.

48:41🔗 Adam News and weather coming up and all this, that's why I'm going to do a morning show called that drop and trial with Ace Rockolla. Blah, blah, blah.

48:52🔗 Drew And maybe like a sign like 11 words per morning that you can use and that's it.

48:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

48:59🔗 Drew Just those 11 words.

49:00🔗 Adam Yeah. People call in and I do, I just keep repeating, you're on drop and trial with Ace Rockolla. It's 45, 15 minutes away from the top of the hour and you're on drop and trial. I keep doing, I keep doing the ID. The ID is over and over and over again. Drop and trial and then we do the drop and trial in the morning. You know, get the singers. Well, want to welcome Godsmack to drop and trial with Ace Rockolla. Great to have you guys back. Drop, trial, then then we get you, then we get you got to do liners when we're done. Like and like you got like whenever I'm in Los, you know, this is Sully from Godsmack. Whenever I'm in Los Angeles, I always drop trial to drop and trial with Ace Rockolla.

49:51🔗 I always drop by and drop trial.

49:53🔗 Adam And we get to do it with everybody. Hopefully we get like Pam Anderson, some hot chicks, you know, whenever I'm in Los Angeles, I'm always dropping trial and dropping trial and we're gonna say drop and trial all the time, huh, Drew?

50:04🔗 Drew So funny.

50:05🔗 Adam That'd be great.

50:05🔗 Drew So funny.

50:06🔗 Adam Just be awesome. Haha. Sarah? You're 20? What do you think of drop and trial with Ace Rockolla in the mornings?

50:18🔗 Drew What's up, Sarah?

50:20🔗 Adam Do our listeners, our callers ever disappoint, Drew?

50:22🔗 Drew Never.

50:23🔗 Adam Doesn't matter what you say to them, doesn't matter. What do you think about, I don't know.

50:28🔗 Drew Well, anyway.

50:28🔗 Adam What do you think of my idea about my tac crows? Do you think that's a good idea? Does it ever happen to someone? Hey, you're right or I disagree and here's why.

50:39🔗 Drew By the way, the strategy is for Ace. God, that's a great idea. But anyway. You got to kiss that.

50:47🔗 Adam You got to kiss that.

50:48🔗 Drew Yeah, but still.

50:50🔗 Adam Sarah, what do you think of drop and trial with Ace Rockolla in the morning?

50:57🔗 Drew All right. Like you said, they don't disappoint, like you said. All right.

51:00🔗 Adam What's happening? You know the other thing about never disappointing on the shows? Even with the whole never disappoint speech.

51:07🔗 Drew They don't disappoint. No matter what.

51:10🔗 Adam I would say our callers stick to their guns, except for they don't really have guns.

51:14🔗 Drew Well, thus, the reputation for it never disappointing.

51:18🔗 Adam That's right. All right, Sarah.

51:21🔗 Caller OK. Are you ready?

51:24🔗 Drew We're ready.

51:28🔗 Adam Now she's gone.

51:31🔗 Caller That's hard. That's cold.

51:35🔗 Adam She is never more. How long was she on hold, Drew?

51:39🔗 Caller That's cold.

51:40🔗 Adam Not even half an hour. Drew, what do we do? Cassie?

51:46🔗 Caller Hi.

51:47🔗 Adam What's happening, baby doll?

51:50🔗 Caller About three weeks ago, I had a guy break in my apartment and try and rape me.

51:59🔗 Drew Did you? Was it somebody you knew or anything? It just was a random event?

52:02🔗 Caller It was a random event and they still haven't caught him.

52:05🔗 Drew My God.

52:06🔗 Adam And what's the deal when you break in an apartment to rape somebody? Do you have to rape whoever's in there? You know what I mean? What if you get a fat dude or an old lady or something?

52:16🔗 Drew Was he coming in to rob and just raped incidentally or what? He came in, it's announced that he's here to rape or what happened?

52:23🔗 Adam He had a squire read it from a scroll. He blew a trumpet. The guy yelled, hear, hear, hear. He rang a bell. And then he got buckles on his shoes, right? Right from a big, very ceremonial looking scroll. Cassie.

52:37🔗 Drew What happened?

52:38🔗 Adam Do you think or did the cops think that the guy was like staking out the place, seeing there was a young, attractive girl living there or something like that?

52:47🔗 Caller They said there's a tendency that they do that. So he could have been watching me for God only knows how long.

52:55🔗 Adam All right. And do you live alone?

52:57🔗 Caller Yes. I'm a full-time high school student living on my own.

53:01🔗 Adam Oh, wow. Well, hold on a second. How did that happen?

53:09🔗 Caller Just a bunch of bad stuff with my family. And I had the means to be able to support myself. So I went ahead and did it. It was just emotionally better for me.

53:18🔗 Drew What happened with your family?

53:21🔗 Caller Just the fact that my dad wasn't showing up and my parents and my dad and my stepmom were arguing all the time. And my dad was drinking again and I just couldn't take it anymore.

53:30🔗 Adam Where'd you get the money to move out?

53:33🔗 Caller My mother died when I was eight and I get five hundred and seventy one dollars in full security money every month.

53:40🔗 Wow. Man.

53:42🔗 Drew Why'd your mom die?

53:43🔗 Adam What happened to my mom?

53:45🔗 Caller She lost the process of the liver. She was an alcoholic.

53:49🔗 Drew Fantastic.

53:50🔗 Adam Wow, that sounds like a horrible family. How does the five hundred and seventy one bucks come in though? Does your mom have some sort of pension from her work?

53:59🔗 Caller It's Social Security money.

54:02🔗 Caller Hold on a second.

54:04🔗 Adam What?

54:04🔗 How does that work?

54:06🔗 Drew Before your mom became an alcoholic, was she a drug addict?

54:10🔗 Caller Yes, she was before I was born.

54:11🔗 Drew Yes, there we go. Because cirrhosis at that age means she had Hepatitis C, probably. Right? And then she was disabled from all of this, and that's how she got on Social Security, and then the child keeps it going. You see?

54:26🔗 Caller No, my mother, before she was disabled, she wasn't drawing Social Security then.

54:33🔗 Drew I know, but she was disabled, and that's why she went under Social Security, and that's how Cassie got it.

54:38🔗 Adam Alright, well hold on a second. Cassie got assaulted, and has had all these horrible things happen to her. I still understand why she's getting paid. I mean, wouldn't that stop when you were 18, by the way?

54:53🔗 Caller Not because I'm a full-time high school student. I get to reapply until I graduate.

55:01🔗 Drew Well, she maintains full-time student status.

55:04🔗 Adam To me, it's luck. If you're 26 and you're a junior in high school, you're out. You know what I'm saying?

55:09🔗 Caller Well, I'm sure there's restrictions like that, but I'm not...

55:12🔗 Adam All right. So your mom passed away, and then even though you were living with your dad and your stepmom, you were able to get this... were you getting this money all throughout?

55:22🔗 Caller Yes, I was, but my dad put it in an account, and he ended up spending it all because he got himself in a debt again.

55:28🔗 Caller All right.

55:30🔗 Adam Hold on a second. What do we got to do with this government? You know, that the dad socks the money away, that we're giving him the 500, whatever, because the junkie mom killed herself, and now this guy just spends it all on booze, or gambling debts, or whatever. What's going on? I mean, listen, I feel bad for Cassie and everything, but how does this work? No one else out, right? All right, Cassie. So now you're living on your own, because your dad's back into the booze, got a horrible stepmom, and a guy broke in, but now what happened?

56:08🔗 Caller He tried to rape me and then accomplish it, and I called the cops, and they have absolutely no leads.

56:15🔗 Adam So you just woke up and he was on top of you?

56:19🔗 Caller Yes.

56:21🔗 Adam Did he come in through your bedroom or another part?

56:25🔗 Caller Through my bedroom window.

56:27🔗 Drew And you didn't hear him coming in?

56:29🔗 Caller No, I'm a real heavy sleeper because of course I grew up in the ghetto in the projects, and there's always sirens at all hours of night.

56:35🔗 Drew And had you had other rapes in the past?

56:39🔗 Caller No.

56:40🔗 Drew Never been raped before.

56:41🔗 Caller How did you get him off you?

56:43🔗 Caller He got up on his own will. I was so scared. I was afraid if I did anything he would kill me. So I figured that, you know, let him do what he has to do. It's the only way I can live through it.

56:57🔗 Drew Okay, so you froze.

56:59🔗 Yes.

57:00🔗 Drew A freeze reaction means previous abuse. That's what that means.

57:05🔗 Adam Yeah, what happened in the past?

57:08🔗 Caller You're good.

57:09🔗 Caller My dad used to get violent when he was drunk.

57:12🔗 Drew And eventually that scared you. You sort of got freeze reactions from that, huh?

57:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:18🔗 Caller Okay.

57:19🔗 Adam And was the window locked and stuff? Did the guy break something?

57:23🔗 Caller Apparently, the locks on the window were turned, but they weren't catching where they were supposed to catch.

57:29🔗 Adam So he just slid the window open?

57:31🔗 Caller Yes.

57:32🔗 Adam All right. Well, yeah, you got to put a stick in there, you know?

57:35🔗 Caller Well, I'm not in that apartment anymore. They moved me to a second floor apartment.

57:40🔗 Caller Good.

57:40🔗 Adam Oh, that's good.

57:41🔗 Caller All right.

57:42🔗 Drew But you're obviously...

57:43🔗 Adam Well, tell the person lives under you to put a stick in there because now they're in the rape unit. I'm not sure if they call it rape unit.

57:49🔗 Caller I think they moved it.

57:50🔗 Adam I'm not a landlord. I would probably leave rape. I'd just call it unit G, not rape unit G.

57:59🔗 Godsmack Maybe keep a stick behind your door too. That's not such a bad idea.

58:03🔗 Adam All right, so...

58:03🔗 Caller It looks like I'm under my pillow now.

58:06🔗 Adam Cass, you had a horrible, horrible life thus far. But the good news is you didn't get raped. And you got $519 a month. And you're going to be graduating high school soon?

58:21🔗 Caller Yes, I'm going to be graduating May 22nd.

58:25🔗 Adam All right. And then... So, do you have any friends?

58:29🔗 Caller Yes, I do. I have quite a few friends.

58:32🔗 Adam After you graduate, you should move out with one of them.

58:35🔗 Caller I actually have one of my friends is moving into the apartment I'm living in now. A male or a female? After graduation, because right now he lives about 50 miles away.

58:44🔗 Adam Oh, she dropped the F word on there.

58:49🔗 Drew But by the way, he moving in with her can be a bad guy. Yeah. She's going to select a bad guy to move in with her.

58:57🔗 Adam Let me give this tip to everybody besides locking their windows. Put the little barrel bolt on the door, especially as a young lady, because you will wake up with drunken roommate dudes standing over the bed at some point in the relationship. You know what I mean? Or we've always heard these stories of the guy, you know, I woke up, the guy was standing at the foot of the bed, shadowy figure that broke in through the kitchen window kind of thing. Put that little barrel bolt on the door. It works good.

59:31🔗 Drew Even those little ones that flip, it's like a little hinge.

59:35🔗 Adam Yeah, that one.

59:36🔗 Drew That's OK, too.

59:36🔗 Adam This thing's always a mess, though. Whatever you want. Here's the deal. It's not going to stop the crazy junkie from kicking the thing in, but it's definitely you're not going to wake up and have someone standing at the foot of your bed. It's, you know, three bucks at the True Value Hardware store. But that little lock, how come no one talks about this? I'm the only guy who's ever thought of this. Lock the goddamn door. Plus, you can beat off with peace of mind. You understand?

1:00:04🔗 Drew Now you've just swayed the whole male population of this idea.

1:00:07🔗 Adam I squeezed one off with my maid over the other day. And that's, you know, that's confidence.

1:00:14🔗 Drew That's with the VCR going on.

1:00:15🔗 Adam That's pride and confidence. Yeah, but that's mainly confidence. You know, it's, I know this is pathetic, but when the maid, you know, I squeezed one off with the maid over. And again, if the door wasn't locked, it couldn't be done.

1:00:32🔗 Drew It would have been a disaster.

1:00:33🔗 Adam Potential disaster, potential disaster.

1:00:35🔗 Drew The point is you would have taken forever worrying about it. Then it would have been a disaster.

1:00:39🔗 Adam No, no, she wouldn't have barged in on me, but I couldn't have focused. You see what I'm saying?

1:00:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:00:44🔗 Caller See, I like that element of danger of she might walk in. So I'll leave the door unlocked.

1:00:49🔗 What's the criteria for sex addict?

1:00:51🔗 Caller I'm hoping she'll walk in.

1:00:53🔗 Drew Are you kidding? Are you kidding? I've been telling Adam he's a chronic masturbator and sexually addicted for years. And he will not discuss it with his therapist.

1:01:00🔗 Adam I got one off.

1:01:01🔗 Drew Think about that.

1:01:02🔗 Adam One this week. That's nothing.

1:01:04🔗 Drew He will not discuss it with his therapist, Anderson.

1:01:07🔗 Adam Why humiliate the man?

1:01:09🔗 Why don't you pay your therapist to listen to the show?

1:01:11🔗 Caller Maybe they can get some progress.

1:01:13🔗 Adam Why do I pay you to run the show and not talk on it? You don't pay me. That's why I said, why don't I?

1:01:20🔗 Caller All right.

1:01:21🔗 Adam Shut up, Anderson. One beat this week does not a sex addict make, Drew. How dare you?

1:01:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:29🔗 Adam Here's the problem, though. I'll tell you the real problem. Clean up. That's that's the real problem because the hamper's empty because she's taking it downstairs into the into the basement there and I got nothing. Then I, you know, my socks. I well, I got the sock. What do we do with it now? Now it's the lone crusty sock that's sitting on a, you know, this may be shocking to you, but toilet paper or bypass the paper, go directly into the toilet.

1:01:54🔗 Godsmack Oh, man. No, that means getting up. Can ruin the moment.

1:01:57🔗 Caller Oh, I do it on my knees.

1:01:58🔗 Adam That's movement.

1:01:59🔗 Godsmack Paper towel man, lay it right on the ground.

1:02:01🔗 Drew Paper towel's nice. You and Shannon are one of a kind.

1:02:04🔗 Adam The toilet?

1:02:04🔗 Drew You're one minder. You both give the universal sign when you're talking about it.

1:02:08🔗 Caller Shannon, move to the stand.

1:02:11🔗 Godsmack I feel like I'm bass playing, just stand in the corner.

1:02:17🔗 Adam Yeah. It's good to be versatile. It's good to be able to do it, kneel in front of the toilet. It's good standing in the shower, on the bed. You never know. I used to be one off jogging in place every once in a while just to keep the edge. You know what I mean?

1:02:31🔗 Godsmack Do you ever get one off in traffic?

1:02:33🔗 Adam Yeah, it's happened.

1:02:36🔗 Drew Ball hauling a stick shift, he said once.

1:02:38🔗 Adam Yeah. That's why I'll use the driving simulator for it. I'll train constantly. You know what I mean?

1:02:44🔗 Godsmack Dealed one knee.

1:02:45🔗 Adam I stay ready. I stay ready so I don't have to get ready. You see what I'm saying, Drew?

1:02:50🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:02:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Because, Drew, when that terrorist attack hits and you got to beat off and you're not ready, don't come crying to me. Don't come crying to me.

1:03:02🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:03:02🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:03:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:03🔗 Adam That's right. I'm beating off in the car. I'm in the shower. I'm on the run. I'm boarding up windows and beating off. I'm on the move.

1:03:10🔗 Drew Just bring that up for your therapist. Just touch on it. It's all right. No big deal.

1:03:15🔗 Adam Once a week. I got one this week, one or two this week. We got to move forward, girl. The show is not about us. It's about the idiots that call the show.

1:03:29🔗 Caller All right.

1:03:31🔗 Adam Leanna?

1:03:32🔗 Yeah.

1:03:33🔗 Adam You're 16?

1:03:35🔗 Caller First of all, I just want to tell you that I love you guys and I fall asleep to you guys every single day, every single night.

1:03:41🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:03:42🔗 Caller I just love you guys.

1:03:43🔗 Drew Thanks, Leanna.

1:03:45🔗 Caller So I met this guy two years ago at camp and, you know, we've kept in touch throughout the year and we talk on the phone almost every night.

1:03:53🔗 Drew Hang on. Two years ago? So you didn't see him this last summer?

1:03:58🔗 Caller No, no, no. I met him two years ago, but I saw him last summer. And the last time I saw him was Valentine's Day. We got together for that.

1:04:05🔗 Drew Where does he live?

1:04:06🔗 Caller Oh, he lives in Vermont.

1:04:08🔗 Drew And you're in Chicago?

1:04:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:10🔗 Drew What kind of camp are you guys at?

1:04:13🔗 Caller It was like a Zionist camp kind of thing. Yeah.

1:04:15🔗 Adam Mm-hmm.

1:04:17🔗 Caller That's in a Jew camp?

1:04:18🔗 Adam So I was thinking, haven't the Jews had enough trouble with the camps? Seemed like that's something they would want to avoid. Hey, it's back to the camps, Moisha. Yeah. Let me give the camps a break for a couple more years. We're going to get a little bad taste in our mouth about the camp. It's funny. Jewish camps are big. It's big business. And you just think, really? That would just... It's like, blacks, we want to get you on these party ships where we chain together, put you in the hole. There's something like, we got to pick some cotton there, buddy. Got cotton picking camps. Come on, blacks. Come on. It doesn't seem like camp. Yeah, maybe it's just me. I'm very sensitive to the plight of all men.

1:05:09🔗 Drew Yes, I've always thought that.

1:05:11🔗 Adam Every time I hear the Jewish camp thing, I picture the train pulling in.

1:05:15🔗 Drew All right, Leanne, so what's the deal?

1:05:18🔗 Caller Okay, well, so we talk really often. And so when I saw him at Valentine's, I completely fell in love with him. And I really thought that he felt the same way. He told me that he loved me and I was positive that he did. And then, I mean, I knew that he was like a flirty kind of guy. But then, when I saw him at Valentine's Day, it was at like a convention. And he was flirting with all the other girls. And I didn't really think he wanted it.

1:05:41🔗 Adam What kind of convention was it at?

1:05:43🔗 Caller What do you mean?

1:05:44🔗 Adam Well, you said it was at a convention.

1:05:45🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, well, the camp is run by like a youth group. So the youth group has conventions and like activities throughout the year also. So it was just one of those.

1:05:56🔗 Adam So you saw him at a convention and now he doesn't seem to pay attention to you?

1:06:00🔗 Caller Well, kind of.

1:06:01🔗 Drew I mean, like, or is it he had other other other girls taking his attention?

1:06:05🔗 Caller No, no, he was flirty, but it was like a joke. Like he was like, oh, I'm just kidding. And, you know, I like you the best. And if I tell the girls that I love them, I'm just like, I love them like friends and I love you.

1:06:16🔗 Adam And then, okay, well, hold on a second. Yeah, the guy lives, the guy lives in Vermont, right?

1:06:22🔗 Caller Are they allowed Jews in Vermont now, Drew?

1:06:28🔗 Drew Camps.

1:06:32🔗 Adam Leanna, he's in Vermont. You're 16. You're in Chicago. I think you just find a nice guy in Chicago.

1:06:41🔗 Caller The thing is that I'm so close with him that I feel weird when I'm with other guys. Like, I mean, I still flirt with other guys, but I've never really had a real boyfriend.

1:06:50🔗 Drew Are you still talking to this guy every night?

1:06:52🔗 Caller Well, not every night, but at least two or three times a week. And the thing is, since the convention, like, I haven't I've only spoken to him, like, twice since Valentine's Day, really. And he keeps on making up excuses, like, oh, I forgot to call you.

1:07:03🔗 Caller He's reeling it in.

1:07:05🔗 Caller Do you think I'm just reading too much into it, or is he just being a teenager?

1:07:08🔗 Adam No, you're not reading enough into it. It's over.

1:07:11🔗 Caller You think?

1:07:13🔗 Adam Yeah, sorry, baby doll. I know it's sad.

1:07:17🔗 Drew Yeah, but it needs to happen.

1:07:20🔗 Adam Here's the thing.

1:07:20🔗 Drew You were 14 when you met him.

1:07:22🔗 Adam You're Jewish, right? Yeah. So that means you're smart. I hate to say, but the Jews are really superior intellectually. They're superior to the rest of us. They just are. They're smarter. Let's face it. Now, so you can understand, more so than our normal 16 year old, going with calls to show that this is over and even though you're going to feel some pain, it's for the best because he lives too far away. And this thing would come to an end soon anyway. And you're just drawing it out better, better just to get a clean break here. Save some face. Don't call him.

1:08:00🔗 Drew The idea that being in love is going to sustain is fantasy. How many married couples do you know met when they were 14? Zero.

1:08:09🔗 Adam That's right.

1:08:09🔗 Drew Zero. Because if they met when they were 14 and got married, they got divorced very quickly.

1:08:14🔗 Adam Right. 15 or 16.

1:08:16🔗 Drew That's right.

1:08:17🔗 Adam Right.

1:08:18🔗 Drew Or the fact that people had girlfriends, boyfriends when they were teenagers.

1:08:22🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:08:23🔗 Drew They concluded and then they fled.

1:08:24🔗 Adam But this is good. This is what you're supposed to do.

1:08:26🔗 Drew It's a mitzvah.

1:08:26🔗 Adam You're supposed to meet some guy. It's a mitzvah. You're supposed to meet him at the the old bowling alley. The old bowling alley, hang out for a little while, and then move on. That's good. And as far as he goes, his head should grow in the ground like an onion.

1:08:44🔗 Drew Yes.

1:08:45🔗 Adam Yes, Drew.

1:08:45🔗 Drew Yes.

1:08:45🔗 Adam And his teeth should fall out. And in its place, hair, hair should grow. All right. So we just put some good Jewish poxists on him for screwing with you. Godsmack is here. We they know nothing about Judaism, by the way. I'm like an honorary Jew. Yeah, I'm in. Yeah. I mean, Drew's half Jewish, so he's hip. My step grandpa was Jewish.

1:09:07🔗 Drew And Adam's a comedian, so you have to be, pretend you're Jewish.

1:09:10🔗 Adam Right. Otherwise, they kick you out of show business because that's what those people control. Yes, Drew? Yeah. We'll take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll hear something from Godsmack.

1:09:19🔗 Drew Great.

1:09:19🔗 Adam All that after this.

1:09:21🔗 Drew Yes.

1:09:35🔗 Adam I'm Adam. 1-800-LLVE. 191. Sully and Shannon here tonight from Godsmack. I guess so many records Godsmack has sold over the years, Drew.

1:09:51🔗 Drew Five million.

1:09:52🔗 Adam Ten million. Millions.

1:09:56🔗 Godsmack That was my money, that's not true.

1:09:58🔗 Adam That's worldwide. Worldwide, that means LA and parts of Canada. That's the whole world. You understand, Drew? Ten million CDs. Let's talk to Alex, who's 19. Alex?

1:10:17🔗 Caller How's it going?

1:10:18🔗 Adam Good, what's happening?

1:10:20🔗 Caller Not much, so I have a band and we've been playing together for four or five months and we're still nameless.

1:10:27🔗 Caller Who cares?

1:10:29🔗 Caller That's right, who cares?

1:10:32🔗 Caller You're nameless?

1:10:33🔗 Caller Trying to come up with a name and I suggested Drop Trow and they thought it was hilarious.

1:10:42🔗 Adam That's a good band name, yeah, Drop Trow.

1:10:45🔗 Caller Yeah, so the screener's like you gotta call it Dropping Trow, but I don't know, Drop Trow sounds kind of a little better.

1:10:52🔗 Godsmack Well, I just signed a band called Drop Box. Oh really? Yeah, I just started a record label called Realign Records off of Universal and they're called Drop Box.

1:11:00🔗 Adam Wow, maybe we could get them on a double bill with Dropping Trow.

1:11:04🔗 Caller Maybe even a seven inch split, you know, Drop Box, Drop Trow, the split.

1:11:09🔗 Adam Yeah, and what's he talking about?

1:11:11🔗 Caller Is it the seven inch single that two bands already?

1:11:15🔗 Adam Oh, oh, they'll split it. Wow, true. Come on, get hip. I can tell you everything.

1:11:20🔗 Drew Seven inch split, you know what that was?

1:11:21🔗 Adam That's a good name for a band.

1:11:23🔗 Drew Seven inch split.

1:11:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:11:24🔗 Drew There you go. Hey, speaking of bands.

1:11:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:11:26🔗 Drew Aren't we gonna listen to a song?

1:11:27🔗 Adam No.

1:11:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:11:28🔗 Adam No, we're not gonna do that. Hey, Alex. Thanks there, buddy. Yeah, I like Drop Trow, Dropping Trow. I don't know. Who do you guys like? Drop Trow. Drop Trow. Yeah, Drop and Trow, right.

1:11:45🔗 Drew How'd you get your name?

1:11:46🔗 Adam Yeah. And then when they say, like, they're...

1:11:49🔗 Godsmack You gotta think of the big arena chant.

1:11:50🔗 Caller Drop, trow, trow.

1:11:52🔗 Godsmack Yeah. If it's dropping, trow, it kind of ruins the vibe. Right.

1:11:55🔗 Adam You're right. Drop, trow. The lighter stuff, then the lights go down and the place goes nuts.

1:12:00🔗 Godsmack And two syllables is always good.

1:12:03🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. And then he comes on and he yells...

1:12:08🔗 Godsmack And he drops trow.

1:12:12🔗 Adam I hear Chicago knows how to rock. Everybody hits rock really hard. Everyone goes nuts in a more dropped trow. Yeah?

1:12:20🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:12:22🔗 Adam Let's see. Come on, buddy. You know what? You're jealous.

1:12:27🔗 Drew Am I? Of what?

1:12:28🔗 Adam Of whatever I got.

1:12:31🔗 Drew Yeah, dude. Yeah.

1:12:32🔗 Adam All right. It takes big man to admit it. Let's hear a little something from Godsmack.

1:12:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:12:39🔗 Adam All right. I got their second song written down here. What do I do with it, Drew? I put something on it. Ah, here it is. This baby is called Re-Align. That's Godsmack. The other side, name of the CD coming out in a couple of weeks, and you're listening to Dropin Trowns morning with Ace Rockolla, Godsmack, who never stopped by the Dropin Trowns studio. Drew, what are you doing?

1:17:20🔗 Drew Dropin Trowns studios. That's funny.

1:17:22🔗 Adam All right, let's... Very nice sound, by the way, the acoustic sound. Thank you.

1:17:28🔗 Drew Thanks.

1:17:29🔗 Adam We will... Are you going to do anything acoustic with a...

1:17:34🔗 Godsmack Not in front of a Metallica crowd.

1:17:35🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, that's smart.

1:17:37🔗 Drew How dare you.

1:17:37🔗 Godsmack That's like committing suicide on stage.

1:17:39🔗 Adam That's a good point.

1:17:43🔗 Carl? Yeah, hey.

1:17:45🔗 Adam Hey, what's going on over there?

1:17:47🔗 Oh, sorry, I just listened to Blood, Sweat and Tears, sorry.

1:17:49🔗 Adam What are you listening to? Whatever.

1:17:53🔗 Drew Tears.

1:17:54🔗 Adam Blood, Sweat and Tears.

1:17:55🔗 Caller And When I Die, that's one of my favorite songs.

1:17:57🔗 Adam Smooth. Smooth.

1:17:58🔗 Caller And When I Die.

1:18:00🔗 Drew We know what that song is.

1:18:01🔗 Caller Oh.

1:18:02🔗 Adam I've played it on this show a few times. I was getting into trouble. What's happening?

1:18:08🔗 Caller My friend who wants to be one of my, one of the ones who be my girlfriend. And the problem is, is that I weigh a lot. And I weigh about 280 and I'm 5'10.

1:18:21🔗 Drew You're fat.

1:18:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:22🔗 Adam Drew, please.

1:18:23🔗 Caller I know. And it runs in my family as an overweight and a drinking. And I was wondering what I can do to keep it off or to either have surgery or to, to just-

1:18:37🔗 Adam Well, you want to get it off and then overweight. True. We understand.

1:18:41🔗 Drew Have you tried dieting?

1:18:43🔗 Caller Yes. And it doesn't work because the family, they have food and healthy food around the house all the time.

1:18:52🔗 Godsmack You guys should turn them on to the Atkinson's diet.

1:18:55🔗 Adam Atkins.

1:18:56🔗 Godsmack Atkins, yeah. Yeah. What about the- Atkinson. That's why he used to live in New Hampshire.

1:19:00🔗 Caller The guy died from his own diet?

1:19:05🔗 Godsmack No. He just- I'll tell you why that I thought of that. My mom's a nurse as well and she has some friends that were flight attendants that were overweight. And they did it. And I met one guy that was actually a video editor that when I met him, he was, you know, he was six foot one or whatever and he was fairly normal sized then. And he told me, he's like, oh man, you should have seen me two years ago. I was like 260. And I'm like, really? And he told me that he didn't do it. He went on it because it's a short term diet.

1:19:35🔗 Caller Right.

1:19:35🔗 Drew Because you will gain the weight back if you try to eat normally after that. So it's reasonable to lose weight, but ultimately you have to get on a calorie restricted balanced diet.

1:19:44🔗 Caller Well, this is a completely bogus call and I just want to say hi to you guys.

1:19:50🔗 Caller Well, whatever. All right.

1:19:54🔗 Adam I hope something bad happens to him now.

1:19:56🔗 Caller Liar, liar whore, liar whore, you know it.

1:20:00🔗 Adam But I do kind of like a guy who just says it's a bogus call. And I like the guy who gets tired of his own bogus call. I like that guy, like halfway into it loses interest. We have those guys every once in a while like, huh? So you want to lose weight? Oh yeah. I'm bored now. I like that.

1:20:17🔗 Drew Somehow that was supposed to have been funny.

1:20:19🔗 Adam Yeah, but that's the whole thing too, by the way. If you're going to, here's the, here's the object of a bogus call, is to figure out something that's very far-fetched and get us to buy it. Yeah, you calling up and saying, hey, I'm heavy. I'd like to lose some weight is not really much of a stretch. I mean, you know what I mean? It's, you can call 911 and tell them there's a body on your front lawn and the cops will show up. You know, that's, that's not a prank call. The idea is to get an exterminator to agree to come over and exterminate your morbidly obese wife because she has ants. That's, that's a prank call. Yes, Drew?

1:21:00🔗 Drew Yes.

1:21:01🔗 Adam Yes. And should have known it was bogus, by the way, because I was going to get to the thing. I was going to start questioning him on is a part where a girl said, lose the weight and I'll have sex with you or I'll be your girlfriend.

1:21:15🔗 Drew That never happened.

1:21:16🔗 Adam There's no installment plan for lard asses, but that's not how it works. Like it said, the question said, you know, popular pretty girl agrees to. Yeah, it's not like the fat ass shows up and goes, hey, at six months when I'm down 60 pounds, I can nail you, right? Yeah, sure. I'm going to need that writing, though. I had some papers drafted up. Could you just put your signature there?

1:21:40🔗 Caller All right.

1:21:42🔗 Adam Let's talk to.

1:21:43🔗 Godsmack He may get fatter now for lying.

1:21:45🔗 Adam It'd be nice.

1:21:46🔗 Godsmack It's the Pinocchio syndrome.

1:21:47🔗 Adam That's right. Just his penis gets smaller and his gut gets bigger.

1:21:54🔗 Yeah.

1:21:54🔗 Adam You're 19. Your fiance wants a boob job.

1:22:00🔗 Caller Yeah. She wants to get enlargeness and I don't think it's a good idea. Just don't sound. I've never liked the idea of it. Just not healthy.

1:22:06🔗 Caller And yeah, I say whatever makes you happy when you look in the mirror, man. You know, if she if she is really unhappy with her own body and I mean, yeah, it's just her parents don't want her to do it either.

1:22:17🔗 Caller She don't live with him anymore. They don't like the idea and I don't think it's how old is she?

1:22:22🔗 Drew 20, 20 and young be getting that kind of stuff.

1:22:25🔗 Adam Is there something wrong with her chest?

1:22:28🔗 Caller It's a C. I mean, it's not real.

1:22:30🔗 Godsmack Oh, man, it's awesome.

1:22:31🔗 Drew Most women are trying to get to a C when they have implants.

1:22:35🔗 Adam Even the ones that are past the C are trying to come down to a C.

1:22:39🔗 Drew So that's bizarre that she's.

1:22:40🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, if she has some sort of shape problem, maybe that's something we could talk about.

1:22:46🔗 Caller Halfway fag, she's not wanting to get them all larger. She's wanting to make them raise.

1:22:51🔗 Caller All right.

1:22:51🔗 Adam Well, that is another issue, by the way, that you could have brought up half hour ago.

1:22:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:57🔗 Caller All right. I wouldn't care the difference.

1:22:59🔗 Adam Well, what I'm saying is, if you say, hey, I got a 20-year-old girlfriend, she's hot, she's a C-comp, she wants to get a boob job. It's like, no, no, no, no.

1:23:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:07🔗 Adam If you say, well, she's got a kid and she's got a little shape problem and she's not feeling too good about herself in a bikini, that's another story. Is she had any kids?

1:23:18🔗 Caller No.

1:23:19🔗 Adam Okay. Well, if the shape is truly not aesthetically pleasing, then I think it's kind of a viable option.

1:23:31🔗 Caller Well, yeah. One asked Drew, like how does that work with raising them? Do they put silicone in or what do they do for?

1:23:37🔗 Drew Usually, my understanding is they usually put, they don't put silicone, but they put implants in.

1:23:40🔗 Caller I mean, do they put implants to make the shape to them, or can like raise up or?

1:23:45🔗 Adam Well, we had this discussion. I've had this discussion many times and first, Dr. Marcel said he's the resident plastic surgeon, because he's got the year-round hand and the pinky ring, and the Italian horn and the medallion hang from his neck. But first he said, no, it's a boob implant. Then later on, he said, sure, they do lifts. They suck up that skin up there. Either way, it's a surgical procedure. Let's go in and consult with somebody, see what they say.

1:24:12🔗 Drew Yeah, somebody who's got a board certification, plastics or cosmetic surgery.

1:24:17🔗 Adam Look, you're 19. You don't need to get married, screwball, at 19. There's no excuse for it.

1:24:22🔗 Drew Right, and nor does she need to get surgery at 20. That's a little young for that.

1:24:26🔗 Adam It is, but if there's some kind of major shape problem, we're just going to consult somebody. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:24:37🔗 Drew Loveline.

1:24:51🔗 Adam Yeah, this is my song, Drew.

1:24:53🔗 Drew There you are.

1:24:54🔗 Adam Picture the ace man walking in slow motion, entering the bar, all heads turn to see this handsome, strutting man as this song lay in his jacket, slung over the shoulder, walking in slow motion, sliding the sunglasses down, hot chicks looking over their shoulder. Now, they hear the song I was hearing.

1:25:21🔗 Drew No, they hear this one. When they see you walking with that members only jacket flying over your shoulder.

1:25:33🔗 Adam Some guys at the pool table looking scared. You know what I mean? Like, oh man, hopefully he doesn't come this way and kick my ass.

1:25:46🔗 Drew Yeah, slow motion one.

1:25:47🔗 Adam Never gets old.

1:25:47🔗 Drew How they got their name.

1:25:49🔗 Adam I know how they got their.

1:26:01🔗 Godsmack Name. They got their name from a song from the sound guard.

1:26:01🔗 Caller Where'd you get your name, guys?

1:26:02🔗 Drew Close.

1:26:02🔗 Caller Oh, our name.

1:26:02🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:26:02🔗 Godsmack Yeah, close. It's, we were not even close. Yeah.

1:26:07🔗 Adam When we said that somewhere.

1:26:09🔗 Godsmack When we first started the band, we were doing a photo shoot one day that we had set up ourselves. We weren't signed yet, so we were paying for it. And the drummer came in to rehearsal that day and he had a huge cold sore on his lip. And me being the wise guy that I am, I was just cranking on him all day telling him, you shouldn't be kissing other men and blah, blah, blah. And he didn't say anything, you know, he just kind of took it like a man. And then the next day I came to rehearsal and I had this huge cold sore on my lip in the same spot. And my guitar player said, see, God just smacked you for making fun of him. It was kind of redefined as like instant karma, you know.

1:26:43🔗 Caller But initially it was Alice in Chains that had a song that inspired, you know.

1:26:46🔗 Adam Ah, I see, because this is, you know, the band is named after an Alice in Chains. I knew it was one of those Portland.

1:26:54🔗 Godsmack Yeah, we just kind of redefined it, you know, you make fun of someone for their hair falling out and your hair starts falling off. That's a Godsmack.

1:27:00🔗 Adam No, that's why I never have a negative thing to say about anybody.

1:27:04🔗 Drew You never do.

1:27:06🔗 Adam Except for the cards to call the show.

1:27:08🔗 Drew Except for that.

1:27:10🔗 Adam All right. Let's call, I mean, let's talk to Sherry, who's 22.

1:27:15🔗 Caller Sherry?

1:27:16🔗 Caller Hey.

1:27:17🔗 Adam What's happening, baby doll?

1:27:19🔗 Caller What's your question?

1:27:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:24🔗 Caller All right, I have three guys that like me and they are all sweet and they all have good morals, good goals, everything.

1:27:32🔗 Adam The show, so they're all clean?

1:27:34🔗 Caller Sweet.

1:27:35🔗 Adam Sweet. They're all sweet.

1:27:37🔗 Drew How do you know these guys?

1:27:38🔗 Caller How do I know them? Well, I go to school with them.

1:27:41🔗 Drew Okay.

1:27:42🔗 Adam And by the way, you can say, I go to school with them before you repeat, how do I know them?

1:27:46🔗 Drew With outrage. How dare, how do I know them? You go to school with them and do you date each of them?

1:27:52🔗 No, I'm not dating them.

1:27:55🔗 Caller I'm not dating anyone.

1:27:56🔗 Drew Have they asked you out?

1:27:58🔗 Caller Well, two of them have. I haven't given them answers and they all, they all three know each other.

1:28:03🔗 Adam Oh, you're breaking my heart. Who cares? Everyone's attracted to me.

1:28:08🔗 Godsmack I see that coming. One paragraph ago.

1:28:10🔗 Adam Two of them asked me out. One of the third one wants to ask me out. Who cares?

1:28:15🔗 Drew She wants to know how to pick. Well, one is self-selected. Pick one you feel good about.

1:28:19🔗 Adam Just go find the one you like. What about, I don't want, how the hell are we supposed to know who the one you're supposed to go out with? The one with the biggest sack.

1:28:27🔗 Godsmack Oh, man. Take another call, maybe third time's the charm.

1:28:31🔗 Adam Oh, who cares? She's brave. We've got people with real problems. Amanda? You're 15? And by the way, how do you have, like, you know, convince yourself seeing three chicks and not knowing which one you were most attracted to.

1:28:46🔗 Drew Again, difference between men and women.

1:28:47🔗 Godsmack That's right.

1:28:48🔗 Adam Really? Because I would know.

1:28:50🔗 Godsmack It would take all three.

1:28:51🔗 Adam Well, my penis is like a divining rod. It will find. It goes. It goes in the direction of the vagina. Yeah. Bouncy, bouncy. All right. Where were we? Amanda? You're 15? Yeah.

1:29:05🔗 Caller I have, like, a big problem. I have, like, a really big boob.

1:29:09🔗 Adam Bouncy, bouncy. Now we're talking. That's right.

1:29:13🔗 Caller And that, like, I, it, like, really is a problem that, like, I was just wondering, is there, like, any way I can get, like, a boob reduction?

1:29:22🔗 Adam Well, well, what are your, what are your dimensions?

1:29:26🔗 Caller I'm 38 double D.

1:29:29🔗 Adam Oh my God. And you're fat. Well, Drew, please, hold on.

1:29:32🔗 Caller I'm not.

1:29:32🔗 Adam How tall? Hold on. How tall are you?

1:29:35🔗 Caller I'm about 5'6.

1:29:37🔗 Adam And how much do you weigh?

1:29:39🔗 Caller About 110 pounds.

1:29:40🔗 Drew You're fat.

1:29:42🔗 Caller Oh my God. No. You don't have double D's in your 110, 5.

1:29:46🔗 Adam Hold on.

1:29:47🔗 Caller It could ha-

1:29:48🔗 Adam it does happen once in a while.

1:29:50🔗 Caller Then you are a beautiful freak of nature.

1:29:52🔗 Adam Did she say 5'6? 5'6, 110. 110. That's, that's pixie.

1:29:59🔗 Godsmack And then 38 double D.

1:30:01🔗 Adam 38. 38. Where does the- Where does the 38 part come from? Because how do you get 110 pounds in 5'6? At 38, I mean you must have no back.

1:30:15🔗 Drew Or a huge back.

1:30:18🔗 Adam I know, but how do you know you're 38? How do you know you're 38?

1:30:26🔗 Caller Well, because like, you know, you go to the store and you buy them. It says 38.

1:30:31🔗 Adam Your bra says 38 double D.

1:30:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:35🔗 Adam Oh, man, this is good. And you want to get a reduction.

1:30:39🔗 Caller Yeah, well, is there anything I can do to like help it? It's just there someday.

1:30:47🔗 Drew You may see this as an asset.

1:30:48🔗 Caller Yeah, not a problem.

1:30:50🔗 Adam I already do.

1:30:50🔗 Godsmack Well, man, that's tough.

1:30:52🔗 Caller They're like really badly. Everyone I talk to, it seems like they always they're just like staring at it. It's really bad.

1:31:00🔗 Drew It's like, yes, that's how the guys are. They just do that. And the girls start to think they get sort of nervous around you or treat you differently.

1:31:08🔗 Adam You're calling from Alaska, though, right?

1:31:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:11🔗 Adam Don't you guys just wear those like seal skin ponchos?

1:31:16🔗 Caller Really?

1:31:17🔗 Godsmack We just came from Alaska, too. They have that real natural prehistoric air up there. Like they haven't screwed it up up there yet.

1:31:23🔗 Caller Really?

1:31:23🔗 Caller I was going to go, but my mom decided to ground me, so.

1:31:26🔗 Drew Going to go up to Godsmack?

1:31:29🔗 Caller I really like you guys. You guys rock.

1:31:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:31:32🔗 Drew Why does she ground you?

1:31:32🔗 Adam She wants us double D's getting near the band.

1:31:35🔗 Drew Why does she ground you? Okay.

1:31:41🔗 Godsmack So, man.

1:31:42🔗 Adam So, here's the thing. You're 15, probably too young for surgery.

1:31:47🔗 Drew Yes.

1:31:47🔗 Adam Plus, they don't have doctors in Alaska. They just have shaman.

1:31:51🔗 Drew But just relax. This, this, I understand you're a trinity.

1:31:54🔗 Adam Old guys who smoke. They just sit there in a hundun and a heck of a... They just sit there, all right, big moon-faced guys with seal fur hanging over there, their hood, you know, and they just sit and it's sitting in one of those sweat teepees that Sully was in and they just, they just sit there and they, they... You want a boob reduction, they start arranging rocks and stuff, looking down, blowing smoke. Yes?

1:32:20🔗 Drew Literally.

1:32:21🔗 Adam That's what I meant.

1:32:22🔗 Drew Amanda, this again, relax. This is something that may not be okay. I understand people are treating you differently all of a sudden, but that will get back to normal.

1:32:30🔗 Adam Yeah. You're captain of the girls football team.

1:32:32🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:32:32🔗 Adam That's the way you got to look at it.

1:32:34🔗 Godsmack All right.

1:32:34🔗 Adam You go consult the plastic surgeon in a couple years.

1:32:37🔗 Godsmack Yeah.

1:32:40🔗 Adam And then this is a mitzvah. Yes, Drew?

1:32:42🔗 Drew Another mitzvah, yes.

1:32:43🔗 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:32:46🔗 Caller So I know there's nothing wrong with me. So what's up?

1:32:52🔗 Caller But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell? So I called the Dateline and actually met a cool guy.

1:32:56🔗 Caller Believe it or not, other normal people are out there looking too.

1:33:28🔗 Adam That's the show. What do you know? Big fat week.

1:33:51🔗 Caller Dead and gone.

1:33:51🔗 Adam The other side, name of the CD coming out from Godsmack, and just a couple of few, about a week and a half. I want to thank Shannon and Sully for coming in here.

1:33:52🔗 Caller Always at the light.

1:33:52🔗 Godsmack Thank you. Thanks for having us, man.

1:33:53🔗 Adam I want to also give some props to phone screener Brian for doing a fantastic job all week. Junior producer Lauren for doing a fantabulous job. Telling us Godsmack was never on the radio show before and swearing by it. Producer Ann for booking great bands all week. Of course, the magic fingered one, the Liberace of the Potentiometers, Engineer Anderson. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:34:27🔗 Godsmack You guys should turn them on to the Atkinson's diet.

1:34:33🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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