Sunday, February 1, 2004

0:54🔗 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:03🔗 Here buddy, it's Loveline.

1:04🔗 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LLV-E-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Lee, Jamie, and Ian are all here tonight from Lostprophets. Yay! Nice to see you guys.

1:19🔗 Thanks for having us.

1:21🔗 Adam The guys played the mother station here. K-Rock had a big Super Bowl party and the guys were the half-time entertainment, but I had to explain to them it wasn't actually the Super Bowl. I feel...

1:32🔗 We feel a bit deflated after that.

1:33🔗 Adam I feel bad. But you know, the guys were telling me, well, you know, the band's from England, so they give rats ass about... Whales. Whales, sorry.

1:47🔗 Drew Next door.

1:48🔗 No, that's not the island. The island is the island.

1:52🔗 Adam You're not from here. You don't care about the Super Bowl. And in a way, I envy that. I really do. Because first off, I'm depressed now. Football season is over. You guys have your sport, whatever.

2:05🔗 Drew Does the fact that it was a particularly exciting game let you down further? Are you extra depressed?

2:09🔗 Adam I don't know other than there's whenever something is highly anticipated, there's always a strong letdown. Even if it's losing your virginity. The next day, it's just it's sort of, wow, that's it? That was all?

2:22🔗 Drew Yeah. It was good. It was good.

2:24🔗 Adam Couldn't get a boner. That was it? Yes.

2:27🔗 Why is it called football?

2:29🔗 Adam Yeah. Why is it called football?

2:30🔗 Drew They use their hands like all the time.

2:32🔗 Adam Yeah. They do. They do. I don't know. Did they rip that off from Europe?

2:37🔗 Drew I don't know. Because I think they used to kick the pig's, pig's bladder around first. Then they started picking it up.

2:44🔗 Adam But I mean, OK, so, so, you know, we call soccer football, but in Europe, soccer is football.

2:50🔗 What does soccer mean?

2:51🔗 Adam And I don't know why we gave it, well, we gave it that name for clarity.

2:54🔗 Drew Because we have football already.

2:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

2:56🔗 I don't know what soccer means.

2:57🔗 It would get confusing.

2:58🔗 Adam It would get confusing. Because they wear nice socks. Because it would be like some guy from New England going, you know, I'm going to go watch a football game. And his friend would start beating him up. And then halfway into it, he realized he's not talking about soccer, you see. So we had to get the clarification. But in England, football was soccer. No, soccer was football for many years before our football came around, right?

3:22🔗 Drew I believe so.

3:23🔗 Adam I mean, you guys, it's been going on for a few hundred years, probably, right?

3:26🔗 Yeah, way back.

3:28🔗 Drew There was some version of it that the Aztecs did, I guess, too.

3:33🔗 Adam When did it? Well, we'll get into Lostprophets in a second.

3:36🔗 Drew I want to talk about the football.

3:38🔗 Adam Well, here's what I'm saying. Here's what I'm saying. We we know we know football here sort of turn, you know, the turn of the century, you know, right? Teens turn of the century. It's been around a hundred years, maybe maybe a little bit less. But but what about football in England? Has it been 300 years? I mean, football, has it been 200 years? It's been one hundred and twenty five years?

4:00🔗 Lostprophets You know, I don't know.

4:01🔗 Drew I mean, there are cups that go back hundreds of years.

4:04🔗 Yeah, like, yeah, probably.

4:05🔗 Adam So we ripped their name off.

4:07🔗 Drew Yeah, that's all because we call it American football speaking of ripping off.

4:10🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

4:11🔗 Drew You didn't have any feelings about the Janet Jackson thing, which every other talk show in America is discussing.

4:16🔗 Adam I led an expedition. I didn't I didn't see the halftime show. I was out out of it. Jimmy had a Super Bowl party that he freaked out. I don't know. It was so crowded and everyone was drunk. I didn't say I was out of the house during that period.

4:29🔗 Drew What happened at the end of the song about basically undressing Jackson? He did, in fact, undress Justin Timberlake and clearly, I mean, there's clearly a volitional that was not so volitional means that he did it on purpose. It wasn't like something not misfired because there's nothing on earth that could have misfired and what did you see?

4:50🔗 Adam Did you see full boo?

4:51🔗 Drew Absolutely. Oh, yeah. Yes. With like a clamp on it or something like that. Here's what people don't understand is that who cares about the boo and all, but it was...

5:05🔗 Adam He said boo.

5:06🔗 Drew I can't use the T word. The reason I can't use the T word is this is a public broadcast medium we use. We use public airwaves just the way networks use and so they're under a totally different set of rules than say MTV, which is cable. Because they violated FCC at a particular time when they're starting to crack down, there was million dollar fines issued last week for some radio violations.

5:28🔗 Adam All right, so who's going to get into trouble?

5:31🔗 Drew I think MTV and CBS, in NFL, will be in big trouble.

5:34🔗 Adam Good. I like when other people get into trouble. It's always nice when people get into trouble and you have really nothing to do. All you can do is sit back and comment like it's good when you see a nice car accident. No one's hurt, huh? Oh, but that's going to cost something.

5:49🔗 Lostprophets Yeah.

5:51🔗 Adam That was a nice car.

5:54🔗 Lostprophets Sucks for you.

5:54🔗 Adam And you go, still got the dealer plate on it.

5:57🔗 Lostprophets Wow, that's got to be smart.

5:58🔗 Drew The other thing that's smart for me is why no one's discussing that shanked kickoff that robbed me of my overtime game.

6:07🔗 Adam Yeah, well see, there's the foot. There was the foot in play.

6:10🔗 Lostprophets The guy kicked it out of bounds.

6:13🔗 Adam Well, we're doing it now, aren't we, Drew?

6:14🔗 Drew I mean, that's the reason there was not extra innings.

6:19🔗 Adam No one knows football like Amner Doubleday over here, but you get the feeling the Pats would have found a way to win anyway. Let me just say this. We got to get to Lostprophets here. The kicker was kicking the ball consistently down to the seven or eight-yard line, shush up. The Pats were returning it to the 31, 32, 33. So the shanked ball out of bounds only netted them about eight or nine yards, really, and didn't take any time off the clock. I get the feeling he was trying to put his foot into it and shanked it. That's what I say. Football. You see, fellas?

6:55🔗 Lostprophets If he shanked it, he can't be that good at football, can he?

6:58🔗 Adam Shanked? Well, that must mean like... That's like sodomize or something. Yeah. Does that mean sex to you people?

7:08🔗 No.

7:08🔗 Adam No, that's shag, right?

7:09🔗 Yeah.

7:10🔗 Adam Yeah. Yes. We're going to hear something from the Lostprophets. By the way, actually more than one thing from the Lostprophets starting something, which is the name of the CD, which is coming out Tuesday, that is this Tuesday in just a couple of days. Also, the band's going out with the Ubastank, who are nice guys. You guys know those guys?

7:31🔗 Yeah. Good friends.

7:32🔗 Adam Yeah, they're good, right? Yeah.

7:34🔗 They're all right.

7:34🔗 Adam Been on the show a handful of times.

7:36🔗 Lostprophets Well, here's our policy.

7:38🔗 Adam We like whoever you're going out with as much as you. If you love them, we love them. If you're lukewarm on them, that's how we are.

7:46🔗 Lostprophets We love them.

7:47🔗 Adam They're going out on the MTV Campus Invasion Tour, which is coming up in April. So we'll take some phone calls. We'll hear something off Lostprophets and it's all good. All right. Nikki.

8:01🔗 Drew 18, Nikki.

8:06🔗 Adam That's how we do things here in the United States, fellas. Amanda. You're 15? What's up?

8:14🔗 Drew Gamble.

8:15🔗 Dayland. Well, first of all, Adam, I love you. I used to have a big crush on you.

8:23🔗 Adam What happened? What happened?

8:25🔗 I don't know. You're not on the man show anymore.

8:30🔗 Adam Oh, baby doll, you're breaking my heart. All right. Keep going.

8:34🔗 Well, I've been like, I don't know if you call it like hooking up or like kind of exchanging like a booty call type of thing with a lot of like older guys. And they can't they like they've offered to be like serious, but I just like can't stay put.

8:49🔗 Drew How old are these guys? And so do you want to bet on this or just get it out?

9:00🔗 Adam I've been, by the way, all I've been doing is gambling.

9:03🔗 Drew Did you lose?

9:04🔗 Adam No, I actually, now we got to talk about gambling for a second. I took the Panthers and the points. So I won some money there. And then, and I'm normally cursed, fellas. You don't know this about me, but I'm cursed. I have like a cloud that follows me over my head. Yeah, I'm really, my whole family cursed and snake bitten. Horrible. But so I don't gamble too much, but I showed up at Jimmy at a Super Bowl party and they're doing one of those things where they have the grids and the boxes and you put your initials in a couple of boxes. And I forgot my wallet and the guy was like, hey, you want to get in on this? And I said, no, I don't want to get in on it. And then he said, yeah, get in on it. I said, I don't even have my wallet. And he said, all right. And he moved on. And like 10 minutes later, Jimmy came up and said, we need more people in these boxes. I said, I don't have my wallet. He goes, here's a hundred bucks. Now put your name in there five times. So I did it. At the end of the first half, I won 400 bucks cash. And then at the end of the third quarter, I won 400 bucks cash.

10:02🔗 Drew Whoa, something bad is going to happen to you.

10:04🔗 Adam Yeah, everyone was pissed. Because I make the most money out of anyone in there. It's nothing better when a guy makes more money than you, it just wins. It's fantastic for me at least, but it makes the crowd angry.

10:16🔗 Drew It's fantastic because they don't care about that. It's good, yeah. Amanda, what has happened to you?

10:21🔗 Adam Well, I'm literally a millionaire. So I mean the 400 bucks is...

10:25🔗 Drew Speaking of millionaire, you missed Dag. He was great.

10:29🔗 Adam Oh, David Alan Greer, yeah.

10:30🔗 Drew In fact, we invented, he and I are going to go out and pitch a new TV show, The Doctrine of Two Black Friends.

10:36🔗 Adam Is he one of the two black friends?

10:39🔗 Drew You should be that one too.

10:40🔗 Adam Amanda?

10:40🔗 Drew Amanda, what happened to you that led you to believe that you should be treated like this? You want to tell us?

10:49🔗 Caller I don't know.

10:50🔗 My father left me and my fraternal twin when we were like two years old and he ran away to Arizona with a druggie.

11:00🔗 Drew Well, was mom a druggie too? So what went wrong and then what happened next? That's not the whole story. There's still some missing pieces here.

11:11🔗 Adam Why?

11:12🔗 Drew Were you raped at a certain point?

11:13🔗 Adam No, never. What are you doing? Are you having sex with these guys? Only one?

11:23🔗 Drew How old is he?

11:28🔗 Adam She doesn't sound out of control. She sounds like a 15-year-old who's dancing around.

11:31🔗 Drew She said she was having booty call with multiple guys between 18 and 25.

11:35🔗 Adam She paints a vivid picture. She uses what's called artistic license. It's good for the radio. I said, well, just stop it then. Or just find a nice 15-year-old guy. You love your mom.

11:49🔗 It's good, right?

11:50🔗 Lostprophets I don't have to go to college. I don't want to knock it off.

11:55🔗 Adam I mean, you revere your mother.

11:56🔗 Drew She's pissed at mom.

11:57🔗 Adam Why don't you respect, are you mad at mom? Are you mad at mom, Amanda? The phone keeps going in and out, Drew.

12:03🔗 Drew There she is. Nobody except us hears it going in and out. You understand? Yes.

12:12🔗 Adam Are you mad at your mom?

12:15🔗 Well, right now, I'm kind of in a lot of trouble. I just got kicked out of the school and my mom's like not really happy with me. She's really strict with me right now. And my like my twin goes and does whatever she wants and yeah.

12:30🔗 Adam And what? Why is that? Why is that everybody? Everybody thinks that their brother or sister is living the life of Riley and they're living like a pepion and some some some some tank somewhere down in the basement. How does that work? Like look, if you're a parent, are you just the same parent like if you're a crappy parent? Aren't you just crappy to both your kids? Absolutely. You're the only one who's a great, loving, nurturing, generous parent than a horrible, abusive parent to the other sibling? Cinderella.

13:00🔗 Drew But listen, the fact is that this is all the function of a character problem where people don't take any responsibility for what happens to them. She can't see that what she's doing or what a man is doing is causing mom to create consequences appropriately for her behavior.

13:14🔗 Adam All right. Just listen to your mom. I don't know. Do you guys, you guys, you don't have any kids, do you?

13:19🔗 Drew No. How dare you, how dare you?

13:23🔗 Adam You never know. Never. You seem, you seem young.

13:26🔗 Drew What the deuce? Dickens?

13:29🔗 Adam You never know. Things happen, you know. Condoms break. Dan? Bloke's forget to pull out. You're 16.

13:40🔗 Drew What's the popular condom in Wales? Is it a Trojan condom or is it an international brand?

13:51🔗 Durex.

13:52🔗 Drew Durex.

13:52🔗 Adam Durex.

13:53🔗 Drew That's the lead in one.

13:54🔗 Adam I just thought they just deep fried the wanker and get a nice coating of breading around it before they use it.

14:00🔗 Tasty.

14:00🔗 Drew A little vinegar on there and then?

14:01🔗 Adam Squeeze a lemon, a little sea salt. That would work, wouldn't it? A little graphic newspaper. Run home with it. The vinegar's good though. Let me tell you guys something about your fish and chips. Go on then. I love it, but I realize there's certain things I really enjoy, but I probably eat once every three or four years. Fish and chips. Fish and chips. Same thing, I'll tell you the other thing. You may not be on board with this. Egg salad sandwich. Enjoy an egg salad. Come on Drew. Enjoy. Here's what I'm saying.

14:29🔗 Drew More than once a year.

14:29🔗 Adam Here's what I'm saying. You eat 1,500 turkey sandwiches a year. You don't really enjoy any of them that much. You eat three egg salads a year that you really like. Yeah.

14:40🔗 Drew But if you had eight, you'd be vomiting.

14:43🔗 Adam Well, yeah, if it was a contest, but I mean, why not sprinkle in some egg salad instead of the goddamn turkey every other day? Yeah, I have.

14:51🔗 Drew It's impossible, right?

14:52🔗 Adam Well, I just mean, you go to a deli, you don't order, and no one orders an egg. You don't go out to eat and order an egg salad sandwich.

14:59🔗 Drew Huge range of quality of egg salad too. Some are just like solid mayonnaise, some are solid yogurt. Turkey sandwich is turkey sandwich.

15:05🔗 Adam There's the potential for trouble with egg salad. But I'm just saying, for a sandwich that is liked as much as it's liked, it's rarely eaten. And I would say that about fish and chips as well. Everyone loves fish and chips. Never met a person that had a problem with fish and chips, but they can't remember the last time they ever ordered it.

15:22🔗 Drew In this country, it's hard to find a place to make it well. There is a place in Pasadena that makes it well.

15:26🔗 Adam Really? After the show, fellas.

15:29🔗 That's where we're going. Tea and crumpets.

15:32🔗 Carbon chips, please, love.

15:33🔗 Adam Let's talk to Dan, who's 16. Dan?

15:36🔗 Yeah, hey, what's up? What's up? Whenever my girlfriend gives me a hand job, you can press a little thing that's below your balls, and it doesn't let you go.

15:46🔗 Drew Is that the off button or?

15:49🔗 Adam Yeah, no, it's a button. You know when the garbage disposal overheats, there's a reset button that's...

15:55🔗 Jamie's mother does that to me. I was wondering where it went.

15:58🔗 Drew It goes into your bladder.

16:00🔗 It does? Is that bad?

16:03🔗 Drew Well, it's not the healthiest thing you can do. And it's, you know, when things need to come out of your body, they're wanting to come out. Things you do to keep them in can cause inflammation, can cause dysfunction of some of the muscles sometimes. It's not something that... A lot of guys do this, and it's not as though we see a rash or an epidemic of problems with prostate or a... My......territorial function as a result.

16:26🔗 Adam My dad, I guess he didn't want me to do this, he would tell me every time I did that an angel died.

16:31🔗 Drew And you'd ring a bell and go, yeah, we got their wings.

16:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, I think, you know, looking back on it, I think he was probably lying, probably, although he may have believed it.

16:43🔗 Drew Maybe.

16:43🔗 Adam He may have believed it's what I'm saying. Yeah. So, that can't be good.

16:47🔗 Drew It can't be good, but it's not overwhelmingly bad.

16:49🔗 Adam But when stuff's supposed to come out, it's supposed to come out. We talked about this, you know, like people who sneeze and then they pinch their nose off at the last second, you know, your ears pop, and yeah, whether it's urine or whatever it is. Although number two, you can sit on for a while, pardon the pun, I mean, that can stay with you. You can forget about it. You know that the number two, you know, the bowel movement, you can be like, oh man, I got to take a dump. And then like four hours later, someone could go, hey, did you ever take that ass? And you go, oh yeah, that's right, I forgot.

17:19🔗 Drew Yeah, what? Some called mass movements. Every once in a while, the colon, the rectum will squeeze a bunch down into the ampulla and that's like, now it's time. And then you hold it there and it's like kind of goes away.

17:30🔗 Adam Better than that. You start to enjoy it. It's like, hey, it feels nice.

17:33🔗 Drew So when you do do it, it's a little bigger.

17:36🔗 Lostprophets Train crash in the station.

17:37🔗 Adam But why can't I get that with the urine? The urine doesn't work that way.

17:41🔗 Drew Bladder to bladder, different function, completely.

17:43🔗 Adam You're saying it's different.

17:44🔗 Drew Why do I feel like I had a big long poo discussion with you? Did we have one last week?

17:47🔗 Adam We try to dedicate the first 20 minutes of each Sunday night to poo discussion. I don't know. But I'm glad I got an answer for that because it has happened on occasion. Mass movements. That'd be a good name for side project.

18:00🔗 I was just thinking of that.

18:03🔗 Lostprophets Broken off from Lostprophets to work with mass movements.

18:07🔗 Get it out.

18:08🔗 Lostprophets Get it out.

18:08🔗 It's in the album.

18:10🔗 Adam Marie? You're 15?

18:13🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

18:14🔗 Adam What's up?

18:17🔗 Caller How should I groom myself before, um, if a guy were to go down on me? What's the best way to groom myself? Down there.

18:27🔗 Drew Now, you're 15?

18:30🔗 Caller Yes.

18:30🔗 Drew Alright, is this just sort of a theoretical thought process you're having?

18:36🔗 Caller Well, I, like, I haven't had sex yet, but I do other stuff with guys, but.

18:42🔗 Drew With the same guy?

18:45🔗 Adam Just a pope, a cacophony of men?

18:52🔗 Caller No, not like an extreme amount, but.

18:54🔗 Adam But you want to know what guys would look forward to down there?

19:00🔗 Caller Fish and chips.

19:02🔗 Drew Shouldn't she calm down a bit and. Yeah.

19:05🔗 Adam Well, I don't know. I don't know.

19:07🔗 Drew I think.

19:08🔗 Adam Yeah, it's a little young.

19:10🔗 Drew Little young?

19:12🔗 Adam Why traumatize the 14 year old that's going down there? You know, it's a big bunch of hair.

19:18🔗 Drew Well, let's say we will.

19:19🔗 Adam What about him?

19:21🔗 Drew We agree to answer your question.

19:23🔗 Adam You could never be right again.

19:24🔗 Drew Provided you wait a couple years before you put it in use. So go ahead.

19:28🔗 Adam Well, hold off on the mass movement, right?

19:31🔗 Drew What were we discussing last week? That's number one. So. OK.

19:36🔗 Adam You know, I'm going to speak from the heart here, fellas. I like a little something down there, but not not too much so that it becomes a distraction. Right. I mean, are you guys with me? You're like a completely bald or to me, it always feels a little weird. I don't mind the ball thing.

19:57🔗 Caller Yeah, I don't mind it.

19:58🔗 Lostprophets I'm not going to say no, no, sorry.

20:02🔗 Adam I can't call.

20:03🔗 Caller Call security.

20:03🔗 Get him out of here.

20:05🔗 Lostprophets I'll take it anyway.

20:06🔗 I'll take it anyway, come on.

20:08🔗 Caller But if you have your druthers, if you can, if you, yeah, but this is very in degrees of neat.

20:13🔗 Caller Yeah, but as long as they're all neat, then it's neat.

20:15🔗 Lostprophets Yeah, there you go.

20:16🔗 Caller As long as it's not like, completely uncapped.

20:18🔗 Drew There are organs, there are cosmetology interventions that will help you with this, Maria, they're, you know, waxes and so on, specific design for this. Speaking of distractions, did you like any of the commercials at the Super Bowl?

20:30🔗 Lostprophets Oh, true. I was talking about vaginal hair when you're old.

20:36🔗 Adam You shouldn't even know you have a vagina before 18, should you, Drew?

20:39🔗 Drew No.

20:41🔗 Adam Like you should look down and just see nothing, right? All right.

20:45🔗 Drew Clothes.

20:46🔗 Adam I didn't see any of the commercials either.

20:48🔗 Drew Really?

20:49🔗 Adam I was drinking. I got to be honest with you.

20:52🔗 Drew That's what you want to talk about.

20:53🔗 Adam And I was moving around a lot and I was walking around. I was on the move, Drew.

20:58🔗 Drew Bad times.

20:58🔗 Adam And the commercials didn't seem particularly impressive.

21:00🔗 Drew There's one good with a horse lighting a fart. Oh, yes.

21:04🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

21:05🔗 Drew Did you see that one?

21:07🔗 Adam I heard about it. I was just standing there with a whole bunch of comedy guys who were like, we can't have a boner going through sweatpants at midnight on Comedy Central, but they get to show a donkey lighting a fart. Comics always get outraged by who gets to do more stuff than them and when they get to do it and where they get to do it. But yeah, you think between the Janet Jackson boob and the horse light and the fart or the horse fart, that's a lot for the kiddies.

21:35🔗 All right.

21:36🔗 Adam Let's hear a song. Great. Anderson? Yeah. We're going to hear a song.

21:41🔗 Caller We're supposed to break at 1020, that's all, bro.

21:43🔗 Adam That's all right. Play a song. All right. Whatever. The band's right here. You know, they're giving me the stink eye. That's sick stink eyes.

21:51🔗 Drew Well, do you want to come out of the next break? I was there. I saw them today.

21:54🔗 Adam They were very good. Oh, you're. Oh, you went to the show.

21:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:59🔗 Adam And you enjoyed the Lostprophets? I enjoyed.

22:01🔗 Caller But now I'm a little upset because I missed the boob.

22:03🔗 Caller But everything else is good.

22:04🔗 I'm upset about missing the boob.

22:06🔗 So six boobs on stage.

22:07🔗 Lostprophets If we knew we could have you would have played and watched the boob at the same time would have been great.

22:10🔗 Yes, I would have been good.

22:13🔗 Lostprophets Just ask.

22:14🔗 Adam Catch it on SportsCenter tonight. We ready?

22:16🔗 Lostprophets Yeah. What did Drew say about playing when we come back?

22:20🔗 Adam Drew didn't say anything about that. I'll play it now. It's your song.

22:24🔗 Lostprophets Go.

22:24🔗 Adam Let's go. Anyway, this is Last Train Home. Lost Profits, they're in studio tonight. Start something, name and CD. Gonna be out on a Drew Stop Climbing. We're out Tuesday, this Tuesday. Band's all here, we'll take a quick break, and when we come back, we'll speak to...

26:42🔗 Drew Let's talk to Amber. No, 6, 5.

26:44🔗 Adam Amber. Wants to puke after sex. Penis goes in too deep, wants to know if that's normal. Has that baby voice, you always gotta look out for that. That and more discussion of Super Bowl commercials with Dr. Drew after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Lee, Jamie, and Ian all here from Lostprophets. And Rob Schneider's gonna be in here tomorrow night. Aisha Tyler after that. Jeff Probst from Survivor, who I saw tonight.

27:48🔗 Drew I actually watched tonight's episode.

27:49🔗 Adam On the TV. And Story of the Year.

27:53🔗 Drew Our buddy Jerry was on again.

27:55🔗 Adam Yeah, Jerry Manthe from, I don't know, Survivor 2 or something. You guys watch Survivor?

27:59🔗 Lostprophets No.

28:00🔗 No.

28:01🔗 Drew What do you watch?

28:01🔗 Adam You watch anything?

28:02🔗 Lostprophets I haven't watched TV for a while.

28:04🔗 Drew Why?

28:04🔗 What is the TV?

28:05🔗 Adam People think you're smart when you say that.

28:07🔗 Caller It's true.

28:08🔗 I read.

28:09🔗 Adam That's good. You know what the ultimate, you know, like the ultimate guy is, I don't even have a TV.

28:15🔗 Caller That's the new age guy in the, I don't own a TV.

28:18🔗 Lostprophets I read postmodernism.

28:19🔗 Adam I'm always, I always feel like a colossal a-hole when they say, yeah, I don't have one. Because if, because I think they start saying that to me because if they say they don't watch it, I want to know if I can have their TV. Right. So they start saying, I don't, because the follow up is, hey, can I have your TV? I say that to the people who stop doing drugs too. You're off the weed? Seriously? For good, right? Okay, cool. What do you got? They give you the TVs. Can I scrape your bong and have your TV, please? I mean, if you're done.

28:49🔗 Caller Please.

28:51🔗 Adam Amber? Babe, sorry to bother you. What's happening?

28:59🔗 Caller Well, what's up with me after I have sex? Well, mainly after I want to puke. Am I sick with the person I'm having sex with or is it some kind of like, type of like a smuttle?

29:18🔗 Adam You got a cat in heat back there?

29:20🔗 Caller We're in heat.

29:22🔗 Adam You and the cat.

29:23🔗 Caller Me and the cat. I'm really hot. Night and love.

29:28🔗 Adam What do you mean you're really hot?

29:30🔗 Caller I'm hot. Like hot.

29:34🔗 Drew Hold on.

29:35🔗 Adam Let's do a little loveline reenactment.

29:38🔗 Drew So, you're hot.

29:40🔗 Lostprophets You're hot.

29:42🔗 Adam Do you want to do a loveline reenactment?

29:44🔗 Drew You're an amber, right? So you started with your heart.

29:45🔗 Adam Oh, you're hot.

29:46🔗 Drew You're hot.

29:51🔗 Adam What just happened? Do the reenactment. She said, I said, what do you mean you're hot?

29:55🔗 Drew Help. What do you mean you're hot?

29:57🔗 Adam Because you, you started with your heart.

29:59🔗 Drew She said, I'm hot, you know, what do you mean, you know? What do you mean you're hot?

30:03🔗 Adam Oh, I didn't know how far back we're going.

30:06🔗 Drew I didn't read your mind. I couldn't read your mind. I started with reenactment, I started with you're hot.

30:11🔗 Adam You're hot. Then you stopped after I said it.

30:14🔗 Drew After you left, you looked at me like, how dare you? How dare you start with it?

30:18🔗 Adam Then I said, okay, I'm hot.

30:21🔗 Drew No.

30:21🔗 Adam And we always do the last exchange.

30:24🔗 Drew There were four exchange.

30:26🔗 Adam It was fine until the part where I said, what do you mean you're hot? All right.

30:30🔗 Drew What do you mean you're hot?

30:31🔗 Adam Okay, let's try it again.

30:32🔗 Lostprophets Hold on.

30:33🔗 Adam Let's shake the etchers.

30:35🔗 Lostprophets Go ahead.

30:35🔗 Drew What do you mean you're hot?

30:37🔗 Adam All right, no, you're right. I'll start.

30:38🔗 Drew Where'd you go?

30:42🔗 Adam I'm hot. What do you mean you're hot? Like you're hot?

30:48🔗 Drew What do you mean?

30:49🔗 Adam I'm hot.

30:50🔗 Drew Wait, you said we're in heat.

30:52🔗 Adam We're in heat. I'm hot. I'm hot. Yeah, it's still not, now she's calling from Arizona, which is really confusing.

30:58🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

31:01🔗 Adam Still, it's unclear because when sexy chicks say like, I'm gassy, it sounds like, it sounds like, really, she's coming on to me. She told me she was breaking wind. Gassy, yeah. Amber.

31:19🔗 Drew Sorry to bother you. Sorry.

31:21🔗 Adam What do you, now you say you're hot. What do you mean hot?

31:28🔗 Caller I feel just like, my inside like burning, like in my chest and my body, I can feel it, it's hot. Almost like I'm having hot flashes.

31:41🔗 Adam I see. But is it warm and it's not warm?

31:43🔗 Drew Is your feet is febrile or is it hot in the environment you're sitting in?

31:46🔗 Adam No.

31:47🔗 Caller Oh, it could be.

31:49🔗 Drew Oh, that's a straight, that can happen.

31:51🔗 Adam Well, now we know. Now we know.

31:53🔗 Drew That makes it very clear.

31:56🔗 Adam You do, all right.

31:57🔗 Drew Are you been drinking or are you intoxicated?

31:59🔗 Adam All right.

32:02🔗 Caller Should I be drinking?

32:05🔗 Adam So you're somewhere, you're a hot chick who's angry at her dad. That's what I get. Yeah, where's your dad? You're angry at men. What happened? Where's dad? Put the cat on it. It's actually.

32:28🔗 Drew No, bring the cat in. Bring it. Bring the cat in, please. It'd be easier to communicate with her.

32:33🔗 Caller It's like a David Lynch movie.

32:35🔗 Adam Your dad is fighting police brutality?

32:37🔗 Caller Yeah, well, he goes out there with his camera. We place it on TV, different things like that. As you do. I see. When the police are out there, he tries to get the caption of it.

32:50🔗 Adam Oh, so now your dad-

32:53🔗 Caller What they're doing, what they've done. Like when I was just newborn, the police jumped my dad. They beat him up and I have it on TV.

33:04🔗 Adam No, it happened.

33:05🔗 Drew He was beating the-

33:07🔗 Adam That's right. I remember my parents were trying to get me home from the hospital and-

33:13🔗 Caller They do that.

33:13🔗 Adam My mom was in the car, my mom was in the swaddling clothes and she was coming out. She was in a wheelchair actually. They're pushing her out and a cop just flew out, flew out from the busher, beat the ass out of my mom.

33:23🔗 Drew Of course, and your dad. Great to do it. And your dad.

33:25🔗 Adam They do that.

33:26🔗 Drew Never mind that in the average case.

33:28🔗 Adam One of them, as they're beating, the only thing that stopped them is one of the guy's partner said, someone else is coming out of the hospital. So one last kick to the midsection and they're off to the next. And they had twins. So they got the beating of a lot.

33:43🔗 Drew I just imagine Amber's dad is one of those guys out beating the neighbor's mailbox.

33:48🔗 Caller Just to toughen the little kids up to violence.

33:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

33:52🔗 Drew It's a poor world.

33:53🔗 Adam Amber? What does your dad do for money?

33:58🔗 Caller He braids hair, sells videos.

34:01🔗 Drew Braids hair?

34:03🔗 Adam Oh, everyone just close your eyes and picture dad with a video camera in one hand and a hair extension in the other, you know. Are you ODM?

34:17🔗 Caller All right.

34:18🔗 Lostprophets Do you love your dad?

34:21🔗 Adam Oh, rollerskating. Hold on. I'm picturing a guy with the big, I'm picturing a guy, like nothing worse than the old guy with the dangly earring.

34:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

34:29🔗 Adam You know what I mean? Like, I don't mind if a guy in his fifties has the stud, but the dangly earring. Picture him in, picture him with some, like, leg warmers.

34:37🔗 Drew I'm thinking shaved hair with a little ponytail in the back.

34:40🔗 Adam Little ponytail, dangly earring, and a pair of running shorts with the old school 70s skates and one nut hanging out the whole time. Just one of these guys with the perpetual nut hanging out. Oh, well, well, well, what's that?

35:00🔗 Drew So Amber had a question about deep penetration, feeling nauseated, and that can be a sign that she has infection, endometriosis, or ovarian cyst, and it is actually something that she needs to get checked out. It's not something to screw around with.

35:10🔗 Adam No kids.

35:11🔗 Drew She also, I didn't want to know, I didn't want to know. And also she had said maybe she is sick, she vomits out of disgust for the guy she was with. And if you're having sex with people you are feeling that way about, that speaks volumes about your choices and your sort of mental health right now. So pay attention. In either case you need to be evaluated, so there you go.

35:31🔗 Adam But Amber, you and your dad, you stay in Arizona, right? Yeah.

35:42🔗 Drew Can we talk to the cat, please?

35:44🔗 Lostprophets What does the cat do for money?

35:45🔗 Adam Let me tell you my problem with the cat is currently trying to commit suicide and stuffing its head in a miniature easy bake oven. Imagine a cat like, I always feel sorry for the animals. Like once in a while you'll see like a nice looking dog and then you see the hobo guy dragging him behind the cart and you think you want to tell the dog, hey, poor guy, you got hobo guy. Because you just spin the wheel as a pet. Like you could get Anna Nicole. You know, you could get Anna Nicole Smith. Yeah, you could get her like everything's velvet. You're sitting on a big set of boobs all the time. You're getting fed chocolates, you know, or you get homeless guy where you're just basically dragging a shopping cart all over East LA. But I do feel sorry for the pets of the crazy people. But this is why I don't like Southwest Airlines.

36:34🔗 Drew Because you sit next to Amber?

36:36🔗 Adam Well, because she's called from Arizona. And it used to be these people had to stay in Arizona because they couldn't get together enough nickels to come out to Los Angeles and bug me. But now that you can fly from Arizona to Burbank for $11, I got to sit sandwiched between these two nut jobs on the plane.

36:52🔗 Drew It'd be Amber and her dad. Or her dad, either way.

36:55🔗 Caller All the nuts aren't going to come flooding from Arizona before that.

36:58🔗 Drew That's already happened.

36:59🔗 Adam Oh, it's horrible.

37:00🔗 Drew Horrible.

37:01🔗 Adam One quick call.

37:02🔗 Drew Jan, real quick.

37:03🔗 Adam Wait a minute.

37:03🔗 Drew That's a fast one.

37:05🔗 Adam It's a compliment for Drew.

37:06🔗 Drew Jan, how dare you?

37:08🔗 Adam Jan, what's up?

37:10🔗 Caller Hi, I just want to congratulate Drew on a really great book that I'm reading, Cracked.

37:16🔗 Drew Thank you very much, Jan.

37:17🔗 Caller Uh-huh. It's really good.

37:19🔗 Caller It's really inspired me to make wiser choices and listening to you guys for the last eight years or so on the airline. Let's see.

37:26🔗 Drew I'm going to take the book to get her across.

37:28🔗 Adam Thank you.

37:29🔗 Drew Thanks, Jan. The radio shouldn't work.

37:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

37:33🔗 Drew What's that?

37:34🔗 Caller Oh, I miss seeing you, Adam, on the man show.

37:36🔗 Caller I think you're really cute.

37:38🔗 Adam Oh, thanks, baby. I'll see. Finally, smart call.

37:41🔗 Drew I thought you were going to make better choices. Keep reading that book, OK?

37:45🔗 Adam Yeah. Read that book. Yeah, I am. All right.

37:49🔗 Drew All right.

37:50🔗 Adam All right. All right. Lostprophets here tonight. We're going to take a quick break. And we'll be right back after this. Hey everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. Lostprophets here, Lee, Jamie, and Ian. The Lance couldn't have picked the worst night to come because Drew and I are just brimming with American football.

38:45🔗 Caller We have no understanding.

38:48🔗 Adam And we're just talking about screenplays and draws, like you guys be talking about dribbling and... dribbling. I like the idea, though, my favorite thing about the soccer is when they protect the nuts on the kick. That's a realistic group there. The hands, it's really the only sport where guys stand there and they put their hands over their nads and they turn their head. It's almost like they're being checked for a hernia.

39:14🔗 Drew It's a hernia, yeah.

39:15🔗 Adam That's probably where it began, the head-turning part.

39:17🔗 Drew Sure, of course.

39:17🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. I just like that there's a part of the game where at a certain point someone says, look, hold still. You may want to cover your nuts. Just stand here. If you don't want to. And by the way, can't they just... They could turn around. I guess they wouldn't see as much if they turned around. But here would be my thing. You two guys face the ball and cover your nuts. I'll have my back. Now, if the thing's coming at my head, you tell me and I'll jump up or I'll turn around when it's in the air. But this is better. Better it should hit me in the ass than in the nuts.

39:54🔗 Drew They jump and turn.

39:55🔗 Or some do.

39:57🔗 Adam Do they do the back turn?

39:59🔗 Caller As much as they think they're hard, they can stand there and take it.

40:02🔗 Drew You watch them in slow-mo, you just watch them turn.

40:05🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

40:05🔗 Lostprophets They keep their hands on their things.

40:08🔗 Caller Jamie likes to watch them in slow-mo.

40:10🔗 Drew If someone told Adam he could grab his nuts, his shank, he'd never let go.

40:15🔗 Adam I do enjoy that. When is that World Cup coming out here, by the way? Didn't we have it in Pasadena not too long ago?

40:22🔗 Lostprophets A hundred years ago?

40:25🔗 Adam It should come back. We should host that. One day.

40:29🔗 Lostprophets It's nice, yeah.

40:30🔗 Adam Veronica? You're 24?

40:34🔗 Caller Actually, I'll be 25 next month, so it doesn't really matter, I guess. But yes, I have a question.

40:41🔗 Adam What's the day of your birthday?

40:44🔗 Caller March 17th.

40:46🔗 Adam March 17th. So not next month, like February, but we're going in a month, right?

40:52🔗 Drew Six weeks away. A tenth of a year, basically.

40:57🔗 Adam Yeah, so you'd be 24 now, right?

41:00🔗 Drew You can start saying almost 25 the week before your birthday, okay?

41:07🔗 Adam Yeah, we're not in the month that's... It's the first of the month that's not your birthday month.

41:13🔗 Drew What do you tell your employer when you're...

41:14🔗 Adam All right, leave her alone, Drew, by the way, we're the world's dumbest callers.

41:18🔗 Drew I'm just wondering how she deals with the Christmas holiday and stuff.

41:21🔗 Adam It's just, I think it's gonna be funny when Veronica's 43 and she's telling everyone she's 40. See, right now she's pushing ahead. But believe me, there will come a time...

41:31🔗 Drew She's pulling it back...

41:32🔗 Adam .where you pull it in. Go ahead, Veronica.

41:36🔗 Caller Okay, I have a question. Just recently I found out on Monday, this past Monday, that I was... I've known for a while that I was pregnant. I found out that I had an atopic pregnancy. And on Friday, I had to go back to my OBGYN for an induced AB. And, well...

41:55🔗 Adam Was that an abortion?

41:56🔗 Drew Yeah, it wasn't really an atopic, then, right? It was maybe corneal or something?

41:59🔗 Caller Corneal? Well, the baby was stuck in the fallopian tubes. They went ahead and did... It only took, like, a few minutes.

42:05🔗 Adam Well, hold on. What's the difference between an ectopic...

42:07🔗 Drew No, not corneal. Cornule. It's the corners of the ears.

42:11🔗 Adam The guy went back door.

42:12🔗 Drew Yeah, that's exactly it.

42:13🔗 Adam Corneal is when the guy finishes...

42:15🔗 Drew In the eye.

42:15🔗 Adam In the eye. And then the corneal one is where... The corneal? That's how I...

42:21🔗 Drew Give me the anatomy book.

42:22🔗 Adam I'm pretty sure my sister was that way.

42:24🔗 Drew Anatomy book. She was a corneal.

42:26🔗 Adam Baby. Yeah, that's why we have to... You know, I float her a few bucks every once in a while.

42:30🔗 Drew But listen, with an ectopic, you have to have a surgery for a ectopic or they have to...

42:35🔗 Adam No, I don't want to see the book. I don't want to see the book, Drew.

42:38🔗 Caller My older GIN said that it was under the... Since it wasn't over the 12 weeks, it was still in the embryotic stage.

42:44🔗 Drew I see. They can just kill it and send it out.

42:47🔗 Adam Oh, true. They kill it.

42:48🔗 Drew Well, it's dead anyway.

42:49🔗 Adam They terminate it. They terminate it.

42:51🔗 Caller You know, it's just... The guy that I'm with right now, we're together now, and we were together, and we have a really good relationship, but he still can't let go of his past. So it was kind of hard during the...

43:03🔗 Drew These are the corneas up here. See these, like a little smiley face here? Way up in there. It should be down in here.

43:08🔗 Adam Drew, explain... Come on.

43:10🔗 Drew I'm looking at a uterus. How do you describe it? The top of the uterus sort of connects with the floating tubes. There's a small little...

43:15🔗 Adam There's like a cul-de-sac at the top of that. Why put that in there? That's just trouble. And how come this side doesn't have one?

43:22🔗 Drew It does. It does.

43:22🔗 Adam Where is it?

43:23🔗 Drew What do you mean? Here.

43:24🔗 Adam Well, but it goes all the way through.

43:26🔗 Drew Well, this one does too. They just closed off the tube here. They're just showing the outside of the tube.

43:30🔗 Adam I didn't see the drawing part right. Yeah. All right. So, well, wait a minute. Isn't this where you want to go?

43:34🔗 Drew No.

43:35🔗 Adam Where do you want to go?

43:35🔗 Drew You want to go in the main part here.

43:37🔗 Adam This right here?

43:37🔗 Drew Main chamber.

43:39🔗 Adam But the topic pregnancy is in the tube, right?

43:42🔗 Drew Right. But I was suspecting that maybe it's up here, which is nearly in the tube.

43:47🔗 Adam Well, the point is, is the guy you're with is acting what way?

43:51🔗 Caller I didn't think he was going to react to it that hard. And we're both having a really hard time dealing with this. And I feel like I let him down. I don't know what it is, but I really feel like I let him down.

44:07🔗 Adam Is he acting like you let him down?

44:11🔗 Caller No, he's so supportive. He's a very supportive guy.

44:17🔗 Drew How could you let him down?

44:18🔗 Caller I don't know. I don't know what it is. I feel like if God's going to punish me or if I'm being punished for something that I did.

44:26🔗 Drew Well, here's the deal.

44:27🔗 Adam First off, forget about you. What about the kid? I mean, God must have it in for the kid if you think about it.

44:33🔗 Caller I already have a little boy.

44:36🔗 Adam Or you have a little boy.

44:37🔗 Drew I have a son already.

44:39🔗 Caller I already have a three and a half year old son.

44:41🔗 Drew This is why she's pushing up to 25.

44:43🔗 Adam Oh, I see. All right.

44:46🔗 Drew Here's the deal. What percentage of pregnancies do you suspect end unsuccessfully, just naturally? No, it's about 50%.

44:57🔗 Adam No.

44:57🔗 Drew Really? Yeah.

44:58🔗 Adam Not this way.

45:00🔗 Drew Not this way, but most pregnancies...

45:01🔗 Caller I mean, I'm perfectly healthy. I mean, I don't have diabetes.

45:04🔗 Adam Well, yeah, I know, but God's punishing you.

45:06🔗 Drew Yeah, so God must punish 50% of women then, right? Because about half of all pregnancies end in the first trimester.

45:15🔗 Adam Hold on, Drew. Don't confuse her with the deity math.

45:18🔗 Caller No, no, I know what you're saying.

45:22🔗 Adam Listen, the whole God, he's got bigger fish to fry than your ectopic pregnancy.

45:26🔗 Drew Pregnancies end in the first trimester for many, many, many reasons. And they are meant not to happen. That is God's way of not letting those things. But here's the deal.

45:34🔗 Adam It could have been a killer.

45:38🔗 Drew Well, listen, I'm talking to you right now. I'm more concerned with that. And part of what you're feeling is due to the biological changes you go through. When you go from pregnant to non-pregnant, there is an intense letdown that you feel. And you're sort of trying to rationalize that letdown that you're feeling into guilt and worthlessness and all this stuff. No, look, you're just in a biological, you may be getting depression, and all that negativity may be part of the depression. And it may need to be...

46:02🔗 Caller I mean, when they have miscarriages, they just miscarry. It was hard for me to know, like, okay, at a certain time after I got off of work, I had to go to the doctor to go get this, you know, to go...

46:12🔗 Drew Yeah, I know. But believe it or not, Veronica, the reality is most women that either get an abortion or have a spontaneous abortion, like miscarriage like this, feel a very severe letdown. It's just for some reason we don't talk about it in our culture. You're feeling something very, very normal, and if it keeps going or you start feeling hurting yourself or you can't function, get it treated, because postpartum depression is going to be quite severe.

46:34🔗 Caller That happened to me with my first baby.

46:36🔗 Drew Well, there you go. So you're predisposed to it, so it's time to get it treated.

46:39🔗 Adam Yeah. God's got his hands full punishing South Carolina.

46:45🔗 Drew They brought us John Edwards. What?

46:48🔗 Adam Oh, I meant the Panthers.

46:50🔗 Drew North Carolina.

46:51🔗 Adam Yeah, North Carolina. Carolina.

46:54🔗 Drew They're just from both Carolinas.

46:57🔗 Adam God is punishing Carolinas. That's right. He doesn't care about the kids. And by the way, he's moved on. That whole Kids are the Future thing, God stopped buying that a long time ago. He's focusing on adults and teens now.

47:11🔗 Drew I gotta focus on peeing. Let's go.

47:12🔗 Adam Alright, let's pee. Lostprophets here. You guys can focus on us peeing if you like. Love to. Be fantastic. We'll be back after this.

47:22🔗 Caller All right, guys, here's the deal. Looking to hook up?

47:24🔗 Call the Dateline.

47:25🔗 Caller Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

47:27🔗 Call the Dateline.

47:28🔗 Caller One call is all you need to make.

47:29🔗 Call the Dateline.

47:30🔗 Caller 1-877-889-DATE.

47:34🔗 You know what I'm saying, I'm dead?

47:36🔗 Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

48:08🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Lostprophets in studio tonight. All here from the band. We're going to hear something else off of Start Something. Name of the new CD, which is out on Tuesday.

48:28🔗 Drew Very uplifting songs. Like, We Still Kill The Old Way, is that you?

48:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

48:33🔗 Drew It's nice. Burn Burn, we'll hear that one later.

48:38🔗 Adam Yeah. You know, it's a, you know, it's weird. There's a, there's a Deep Purple song called Burn, just one. Not Burn Burn, just Burn.

48:46🔗 That was the follow up.

48:47🔗 Adam There's a sequel.

48:48🔗 Twice is Good.

48:49🔗 Adam Oh, I was just, just talking to somebody. I was drunk when I was in Houston, and I got one of those conversations about the great drumming songs. Great drum solo in Burn. We played for you, but it's about seven minutes long, maybe eight. Back, back. You know, someone's saying, you know, people used to have longer attention spans. They'd play like eight minute songs on the radio. I don't think we could do that anymore, right?

49:18🔗 Drew No.

49:19🔗 Adam No, because, I mean, if you think about when Deep Purple's coming out this crap and, I don't know. Give me some.

49:27🔗 Drew Led Zeppelin even.

49:28🔗 Adam Led Zeppelin's got some five, six minute songs and there were songs like By the Outlaws, like Greengrass and High Tides and stuff like that way back where the songs were five, six minutes, maybe seven minutes long. But I said to the guy, you used to go to a movie and see three features. And they're all like two hours. Now, you know, you sit there, you're about 45 minutes. The first one, your, your, your, your ass starts itching. You're looking at your pager. It's like, what's going on? I got to move. Something's going to happen. Right.

49:59🔗 Drew Absolutely.

50:00🔗 Adam All right. How long is Burn Burn, by the way?

50:03🔗 Drew Two minutes forty.

50:04🔗 Adam Perfect. That's, that's, that's considered extended play today.

50:08🔗 Caller You can play three times if you want.

50:10🔗 Drew Burn, Burn, Burn is going to be a bit longer.

50:15🔗 Adam You're 23?

50:16🔗 Caller I'm 23 and I just need a little advice. I'm married and my husband's 26 and we have three children together.

50:25🔗 Adam Wow.

50:25🔗 Caller And he lately has been going to his friend's house and not coming home.

50:31🔗 Drew What kind of friend? What do you mean friend?

50:34🔗 Caller I don't know. Friends. I haven't met them. Friends from high school.

50:38🔗 Adam You haven't met them. And what do you mean not coming home?

50:42🔗 Caller Going to their house, saying he'd be home and then not coming home until like two o'clock in the afternoon the next day.

50:48🔗 Drew Two possibilities. Two possibilities. There's really only two.

50:51🔗 Caller Well, I don't think he's cheating on me.

50:52🔗 Caller I don't, but I mean, it can lead to that.

50:55🔗 Drew Well, that's the one. And the other is drug addiction.

50:57🔗 Adam And what about working on some sort of project like an invention?

51:02🔗 Drew Like he goes to the Skunk Works. He goes to the Skunk Works at night.

51:06🔗 Adam You know. You don't know.

51:07🔗 Drew Or he has like ET in it somewhere.

51:09🔗 Adam He has to feed it. What's he do for a living? Because this is going to sum it up.

51:15🔗 Caller We have a deal.

51:15🔗 Drew Well, right now.

51:16🔗 Adam He's in transition? What is, from what?

51:20🔗 Caller We have our own business. And he's getting into graphic arts.

51:23🔗 Adam He's getting into graphic arts.

51:25🔗 Drew Why isn't he running your own business?

51:27🔗 Caller Why are we running our own business?

51:28🔗 Drew No, why isn't he busy running that?

51:30🔗 Caller I don't know. Basically, I'm asking, you know, I don't think it's appropriate. You know, I'm committed. I'm ready to settle down. And he told me flat out that I'm not changing for anyone. He doesn't want to feel like he's in a prison.

51:43🔗 Drew Wait, JJ you are buying BS for some reason. You're not willing to look at things very carefully.

51:49🔗 Caller I don't want to leave my husband.

51:51🔗 Drew We are not suggesting that you leave. We are not suggesting that you leave your husband. In fact, there are kids involved. We insist that you stick it out.

51:57🔗 Adam Well, who has to leave? He's already left.

51:59🔗 Drew He's gone.

51:59🔗 Adam Yeah, all you got to do is stay home and it's like leaving your husband.

52:02🔗 Drew Be that as it may, what is the business that he conducts? What is your business?

52:07🔗 Caller We have a janitorial business.

52:09🔗 Drew And who runs it now?

52:11🔗 Caller He does.

52:12🔗 Drew He runs it? Well, how does he run it if he's partying all the time?

52:15🔗 Caller I don't know. I don't know.

52:19🔗 Drew You need to examine these things carefully. He's addicted to something. This is drug addiction. Let me just say this.

52:23🔗 Caller Yeah, he smokes pot.

52:24🔗 Caller Yeah, he does.

52:25🔗 Drew Well, there's more. There's more. This is probably cocaine runs.

52:28🔗 Caller That's what I've been asking, but I don't think so, you guys. I mean, I know it's not that.

52:32🔗 Adam JJ, quiet down. Shut up. Now listen. You got to tell him you got three kids, you got a business to run, and those urinal cakes are not going to throw themselves into the toilet. You understand? He has to get and start doing something. And you have to start laying down. Here's the thing about guys, except for Drew. Guys will do whatever they can do. I mean, they're sort of like pets. I mean, if the dog will sleep, will sit on the sofa while you sit on the floor and hump every leg of every guest that comes into the house, and then take a dump on your souffle. Actually, I had a dog that only crapped on souffle. That's what we call him, Sufi. He only did it on souffle. He was that spoiled. The point is, you got to yank the chain. You got to get him off the couch. You got to lay down the ground rules. The dog is ultimately happier, actually, when you do this. But JJ is not willing to do this or even look at it.

53:33🔗 Drew He's not willing to look at it. JJ, this behavior is so far out of line, so far out of line, that you should be, I mean, you should be taking very serious action here.

53:45🔗 Caller Well, so you agree with me that it's not right for him to be staying out all night?

53:49🔗 Adam Oh, no, no, no.

53:49🔗 Drew That's not what we're saying at all.

53:51🔗 Adam I'm sorry you misunderstood. Yeah, but Drew was saying she should be coming back at four in the afternoon.

53:58🔗 Drew Yes, when I say it's so very far inappropriate, so very far out of line, what I mean is, he ought to stay out later.

54:05🔗 Adam JJ what's wrong with you?

54:06🔗 Drew Yeah, why can't you see this? Why can't you take action?

54:09🔗 Caller I can't see it, and I want to take action, but I don't want to split up my family. He listens to Sharpie Night. He's listening right now, I'm sure.

54:16🔗 Drew If you don't take action, your family is doomed. The only person that can save this situation is you. Drew, why don't you start going to Al-Anon meetings? Go to Al-Anon, get a sponsor, and you'll hear the stories like yours over and over and over again. You'll start understanding how to deal with these situations.

54:36🔗 Adam By the way, I like the guy who bangs out the three kids, gets married, and then makes the proclamation. Listen, there's nothing could hold.

54:47🔗 Drew I don't want to feel like I'm in jail here.

54:49🔗 Adam Baby, read the back of the silk jacket. You see?

54:53🔗 Caller That's not just fighting.

54:54🔗 Adam That's the motto. That's the way I live my life. I like to bang other women. I like to smoke meth till all hours of the morning. I like to crash my buddy Stu's place. That's the way I operate.

55:03🔗 Drew JJ, stop buying this BS. It's total BS. Total obfuscation. Just do not give in to this.

55:10🔗 Adam And no more kids, you geniuses. Yeah. We're between, like, can't even be employed as a janitor and crank out the three kids. What's wrong with everybody?

55:20🔗 Drew I imagine what a mess that business is in too now. She doesn't look into that.

55:24🔗 Adam I imagine the house has a pine smell, though. To me, that's the only redeeming quality of The Hole Calls, that there's so many janitorial supplies kept in the entryway that it's like a pine forest when you open the door.

55:36🔗 Drew I worry he's going to combust with a crack pipe.

55:39🔗 Caller Oh. Ooh.

55:46🔗 Adam Jamie? You're 18?

55:48🔗 Caller Mm-hmm.

55:50🔗 Drew What's up, Jamie?

55:51🔗 Adam I wonder if JJ's got a sister I can hook up with. What's up there, Jamie?

55:56🔗 Caller Hey, me and my mom have been having problems lately, and I was recently just starting to hang out with a friend from work who is 26. And she didn't like the fact that he was 26, and I was always going over to his apartment hanging out with him. And I guess she somehow ran a background check on him and found out a bunch of information about him.

56:16🔗 Drew I love your mom.

56:17🔗 Adam All good, right? Yeah. Why?

56:19🔗 Caller She's awesome.

56:20🔗 Adam What did you find out about him?

56:22🔗 Caller How he was in jail from 18 to 22. He's a bad egg.

56:28🔗 Drew How dare she? How dare she suggest you not hang around with a criminal?

56:33🔗 Adam 18 to 22.

56:37🔗 Caller I felt violated. I think I should have... I'm 18, I can make the right decision of who I hang out with.

56:43🔗 Drew Well, you didn't, Jamie, you didn't.

56:45🔗 Adam Speaking of violated, Waitalee rapes you with a Miller bottle. You went to violation. No, it's bigger violation, the Miller. I don't like Miller. I could see being raped with Bud Light or maybe a Miller Light, but the regular Miller I don't like.

57:02🔗 Caller Why was he in prison?

57:03🔗 Adam What was he in the joint for?

57:04🔗 Caller He hit somebody with his car and killed him.

57:09🔗 Drew Well, everyone does that once in a while.

57:14🔗 Adam He did his time.

57:15🔗 Caller Yeah, and he just found out a bunch of crazy stuff about him, how his wife left him because she got crazy and fat on him and how he's not paying child support for his kid and he doesn't have a car to drive himself around.

57:29🔗 Caller So crazy and fat.

57:31🔗 Adam This has just been a whole string of misunderstandings and coincidences. This guy's at the light, I'm sure.

57:38🔗 Drew And Jamie, Jamie really shows to have great judgment and how dare mom question that judgment.

57:44🔗 He's like a good guy, he should get married.

57:45🔗 Caller Jamie, you're going to get crazy and fat if you stick with this guy.

57:49🔗 Adam Or crazy and fat or it depends.

57:52🔗 No, Jamie, he's at the light.

57:54🔗 Drew Oh man, what happened?

57:56🔗 Adam I don't know.

57:57🔗 Drew But mom's partly responsible for this.

57:59🔗 Adam Yeah, where's your dad?

58:01🔗 Caller My dad lives in Laughlin.

58:03🔗 Adam Oh, I don't know if you guys have the equivalent of a Laughlin in Wales. It's bad times over there. My dad lives in Laughlin. It's like the title of a bad after school special. You know what I mean?

58:19🔗 Caller He actually lives in Bullhead City, which is kind of Laughlin. It's right across from the river.

58:23🔗 Adam Worse.

58:24🔗 Drew Sounds worse.

58:24🔗 Caller Backtracking.

58:25🔗 Adam Worse.

58:25🔗 Caller Too late now.

58:27🔗 Drew Really, that's just River City.

58:29🔗 Caller Yeah, it is.

58:30🔗 Adam He's got a business where he films drunken coeds on spring break and then sells the tape back to them instead of putting it on, selling it to the guy from the MTV. Yeah, Gone Wild. Yeah, so what does your dad do over there just because it will be funny?

58:46🔗 Caller My dad doesn't work right now.

58:48🔗 Drew Right now.

58:49🔗 Adam Perfect.

58:49🔗 Caller He's good with milliballs.

58:51🔗 Adam Back injury.

58:51🔗 Caller I've been supporting him.

58:52🔗 Caller He's collected milliballs.

58:54🔗 Adam Okay, so look, here's why I know your dad's not around and here's what happens. You should hate your idiot dad.

59:01🔗 Drew But instead.

59:01🔗 Adam Instead, and maybe you do in your heart of hearts, but there's a part of you that just you need him. You long for him. You wish you didn't abandon the family, abandon you and move to a bullhead. So instead you take this anger and this rage and you turn it toward your mom. Your mom is the one who's attempting to be a parent. Your dad left, got hooked up with some other broad, is on a sofa in Bullhead City. Your mom is attempting to keep you out of trouble, possibly from marrying a guy or getting hooked up with a guy like your dad.

59:31🔗 Drew And the trauma of dad having been there, now I really think sometimes trauma cause people to ritualize. I think all rituals are about reenacting trauma. And in Jamie's case, the trauma she's reenacting is an abandoning man in her life. And so she's going to find a bad, abandoning guy and attach herself to it.

59:46🔗 Adam Yeah. And meanwhile, and then scream, I hate you, mom. I'm going to move my dad to Bullhead City. Meanwhile, dad doesn't want her to come. And mom's doing the best she can holding down a job trying to raise a young Jamie. How dare you, Jamie?

1:00:01🔗 Caller Bottom line is your mom rocks and this guy's a loser.

1:00:04🔗 Adam Your mom's right. Here's the whole thing about these things. If she goes and looks this guy's passed up and it turns out he won the Nobel Prize for literature.

1:00:16🔗 Drew Then you can be mad at your mom.

1:00:17🔗 Adam And invented a new tie. It's an ascot tie that they've actually named after him. Like the Windsor knot was named after Lord Windsor or something. Like they actually named an ascot tie, a kerchief tie after him. Then you can go, see you're wrong mom. I'm going over to Dudley's house. Dudley. Because that would be that guy's name. Raleigh. Sir Raleigh's house after work. But instead you're going over to Stu's house. And that's the problem.

1:00:47🔗 Drew It's got to be a Steve.

1:00:48🔗 Adam No, it's Stu.

1:00:50🔗 Drew Jane, what's his name? Tommy. Tommy.

1:00:55🔗 Adam Misunderstood Tommy. You run over a person, you beat on your wife a little bit. And all of a sudden, everyone's pointing their finger at you.

1:01:03🔗 Drew Life's a bitch. All right.

1:01:05🔗 Adam And the fact that he doesn't have a car is probably a good thing because it's like a guy who shot someone not having a gun.

1:01:10🔗 Drew I'm sure they won't let him get a license. He's reckless.

1:01:13🔗 Adam He has a license.

1:01:14🔗 Drew He can't afford a car.

1:01:16🔗 Caller Yeah, he can't afford a car.

1:01:17🔗 Drew Oh, that's good. That's good. Probably for the best.

1:01:19🔗 That's a better place to left his car.

1:01:21🔗 Adam Listen to your mom, would you, for Christ's sake?

1:01:24🔗 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:01:25🔗 Adam Now, now have fun. But look, don't get pregnant, goofball.

1:01:28🔗 Caller Oh, no, no, no, no.

1:01:30🔗 Caller Maybe he's a bad.

1:01:32🔗 Caller All right.

1:01:32🔗 Adam And enjoy. And wait, wait. He works where you worked?

1:01:36🔗 Caller He did work where I worked. He quit because we went off on a vacation and.

1:01:43🔗 Adam They just keep.

1:01:44🔗 Drew They work at the restaurant.

1:01:46🔗 Adam But he quit.

1:01:47🔗 Drew Yeah, he quit. Because he went away with the younger one.

1:01:52🔗 Adam Yeah, he was supposed to do a shift. Well, he didn't really quit.

1:01:54🔗 Drew Bartender or dishwasher or waiter?

1:01:56🔗 Caller He's a server. Yeah, a waiter.

1:01:58🔗 Drew Server.

1:01:59🔗 Caller Nice and responsible.

1:02:00🔗 Adam Fantastic. All right, could this guy, if this guy, the only thing that could make this guy worse is if he had like, if he had crabs in his eyebrows. I mean, I mean, he's jobless. He's got a couple of prison tats.

1:02:12🔗 Drew Can't maintain a job.

1:02:14🔗 Adam He killed somebody.I just love the fact that there's a large percentage of women in this country and I don't know if you guys have them where you're from, where the worst shape you're in, the more attractive you are because of how effed up they are. You know what I mean?

1:02:29🔗 Drew Well, how up their dad was.

1:02:31🔗 Adam What a number their dad did on them. I mean, that you're actually a guy with a record.

1:02:36🔗 Drew Now you're talking to rock band.

1:02:38🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:02:40🔗 Drew This is why they did this, to be that guy.

1:02:43🔗 Adam I know, but they have money in a bus that they went. They were on the bus.

1:02:48🔗 Drew They went.

1:02:49🔗 Adam They lease a bus. They stole all the money in the bus. The point is, the idea that you have a criminal record, no transportation and no job, and she will like you much more, be much more attracted to you than a guy with a gig and no criminal past. Because girls are dumb.

1:03:07🔗 Drew That's great. It's not about dumb.

1:03:09🔗 Adam Yeah. It helps. It helps. Chrissy, 21.

1:03:13🔗 Drew Hey, Chrissy.

1:03:17🔗 Adam I have a crush on my friend's little cousin and I'm 21, but he's 17.

1:03:26🔗 Caller Should I be a little girl? Should I be a little girl? Should I be a little girl? You know, he's in his senior year in high school.

1:03:46🔗 Drew How does that feel to you?

1:03:47🔗 Adam We're about halfway in the senior year.

1:03:50🔗 Drew How does that feel to you?

1:03:53🔗 Caller It feels fine.

1:03:54🔗 Caller It's just, I mean, like we can't, I mean, if anything were to ever happen, like no one can ever know about it. So that's why I'm calling you guys, because like my friends would think I'm totally crazy, because, you know, they're all into like the older guys.

1:04:06🔗 Drew Why do you feel it's fine, yet some part of you knows you'd have to hide this?

1:04:12🔗 Caller Well, just because like they're also like family friends and stuff. And I know like the parents and everyone would kind of look down on it and everything.

1:04:20🔗 Caller So that's why I kind of feel like we have to hide it.

1:04:23🔗 Drew So doesn't that tell you you don't feel perfectly fine about it?

1:04:26🔗 Caller Yeah, I don't feel perfectly fine about it.

1:04:28🔗 Drew That's right. Why don't you listen to that? Are you desperate for a guy?

1:04:32🔗 Caller No.

1:04:33🔗 Drew Well, then for a guy you're on, you must be desperate.

1:04:36🔗 Adam Wait a minute.

1:04:39🔗 Drew Well, then forget about it.

1:04:40🔗 Adam This guy could be a very could be a Dr. Drew at 17.

1:04:45🔗 Drew If you saw me at 17.

1:04:47🔗 Adam Wise beyond his years.

1:04:49🔗 Drew You've seen those pictures, haven't you?

1:04:51🔗 Adam Drew is a disaster. He's a mess. He's still a mess.

1:04:55🔗 Drew Wouldn't trust the guys together at 17. What would you like at 17?

1:04:59🔗 Adam I was like, hey, at 17, I'd lit a fart and I was convinced boogers would burn, too. And I had focused on that because I was pretty much lost in my work. At that point, yeah, I was convinced.

1:05:23🔗 Drew Should I be a little girl? Should I be a little girl? Should I be a little girl? Should I be a little girl?

1:05:46🔗 Adam Should I be a little girl? Should I be a little girl? Everybody does that when there's friends and there's a group and people have known each other for a while and somebody starts dating somebody. They always keep it under their hat for a while. It's always a little weird. Now, this is a little extra because she's a few years older. On the other hand, I kind of want to get back with what Drew was saying is she's 21, she's going to be 22 very soon. 22 year old chick with something on the ball.

1:06:21🔗 Drew What the F she doing with the high school student?

1:06:25🔗 Adam Yeah, it doesn't mean there's anything wrong. I mean, this guy may be an exceptional kid, but 22 year old chicks who who are cute and got something going for themselves are going out 28 year old guys.

1:06:35🔗 Drew And by the way, a 17 year old who is exceptional is pretty busy.

1:06:40🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:06:43🔗 Drew She would have been an exceptional 22 year old to catch his attention, right? And if she were an exceptional 22 year old, she'd be going out with 28 years.

1:06:50🔗 Adam Yeah. And let me just say this to all the young lads who are listening who are in high school. You know, I spent the three years I did in high school dreaming of effing someone who was out of high school, like 21, 22. Now, all I do is think about effing high schoolers. So the joke's on me.

1:07:10🔗 Drew I'm not sure I want to know this one.

1:07:13🔗 Adam Well, the point is, nail high schoolers while you're in high school and you can do it, you idiots. Totally. You know what I mean? Same then, though. Yeah, there's 20 years of thinking about nailing high schoolers, Drew. You understand?

1:07:23🔗 Drew No.

1:07:24🔗 Lostprophets I don't want to know.

1:07:26🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:07:27🔗 Drew I'm afraid I do.

1:07:30🔗 Adam Let's hear just a little bit more about this. Now, there could be circumstances here such as did you have a boyfriend who was a little bit older and dumped you or broke your heart?

1:07:44🔗 Caller I actually broke up with him about three or four months ago.

1:07:49🔗 Adam That's a good answer.

1:07:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:51🔗 Adam And you're attractive, yes?

1:07:59🔗 Caller This guy, he hangs out with a bunch of older people. I mean, he's not like a young kid.

1:08:06🔗 Adam Give me your dimensions if you don't mind.

1:08:08🔗 Caller I'm about 5'6, I'm 115, 34B.

1:08:13🔗 Adam 5'6, 115? And has a maniacal laugh. And you're working, you're going to school?

1:08:22🔗 Caller Yes.

1:08:22🔗 Caller Full-time work, full-time school.

1:08:24🔗 Caller Full-time school, both.

1:08:25🔗 Adam All right. All right.

1:08:26🔗 Drew Northridge.

1:08:28🔗 Adam I give it, what school are you going to? Valley?

1:08:31🔗 Caller No, I actually go to Pierce.

1:08:33🔗 Adam No, that's Valley West. It's like Valley, I went to Valley, it's a junior college. We make fun of those out here. They're high schools with ashtrays, really.

1:08:43🔗 Caller Well, I got into Santa Barbara, but I never went.

1:08:46🔗 Drew Yeah, you've been going to junior college for five years.

1:08:49🔗 Adam Don't worry about it. She's skinny.

1:08:51🔗 Caller I took a break for a while.

1:08:54🔗 Drew Why?

1:08:54🔗 Caller My parents were going through a divorce. It was kind of hard with the whole thing.

1:09:01🔗 Adam Me and college were kind of the same too, except my parents broke up when I was seven, but I was still devastated by the time I got to be in college. Chrissy, I'm all right with it. I give it my blessing. Do whatever you want. But listen, keep in mind, when you hook up with this guy, you can't screw around with him on a whim for three weeks and then dump him. You'll freak him out.

1:09:26🔗 Caller I know.

1:09:26🔗 Drew You know, I think there's a possibility here. How old were you when your parents divorced?

1:09:30🔗 Caller Oh, it was just about two years ago. So what, like 19?

1:09:34🔗 Adam Yeah, all right, quiet down, Drew. All right, and you think he likes you?

1:09:39🔗 Caller Do I think he likes me?

1:09:40🔗 Caller Yeah, I know for sure.

1:09:43🔗 Drew Why?

1:09:44🔗 Caller Why? Because he told someone, quote, unquote, I would hit that.

1:09:54🔗 Drew Exactly the kind of guy you should be with, Chrissy. That's great.

1:09:58🔗 Adam I've said that. Then, you know, then they've like turned out, turned around. Turn out was a dude. I'm just saying it doesn't mean you're in love with the person because you point at him and go, I would hit that. And plus, he could have literally meant hit.

1:10:12🔗 Drew You've done that with telecasts and things, Adam.

1:10:13🔗 Lostprophets Well, I'm just...

1:10:18🔗 Adam The I would hit that is not quite the ringing endorser.

1:10:22🔗 Caller I'm changing my mind rapidly about it.

1:10:24🔗 Adam You're building a dream on I would hit that. And what guy in high school wouldn't hit any 22 year old, by the way?

1:10:33🔗 Lostprophets Anything. Any skinny 22 year old.

1:10:35🔗 Adam Guy pointed a knot hole in a fence.

1:10:38🔗 Drew Now we're back to Chrissy being desperate. I would hit that. Right?

1:10:42🔗 Adam I don't know.

1:10:43🔗 Drew A guy shows interest. She's in. He's 16. Who cares?

1:10:46🔗 Adam She dumped a guy, though.

1:10:48🔗 Drew I'd love to hear about that.

1:10:49🔗 Adam All right. I can't. You know, they see these callers are all your kids. For me, it's just a paycheck drive.

1:10:56🔗 Drew Let's go back, pee some more and talk more football.

1:11:00🔗 Adam The mics are on?

1:11:01🔗 Drew When?

1:11:01🔗 Adam I thought we were in a break.

1:11:02🔗 Drew We are.

1:11:02🔗 Adam Oh, correct. Oh, that didn't get out on the air. No.

1:11:06🔗 Drew I wouldn't let you say something like that.

1:11:07🔗 Adam Thank Christ, because if the people thought that I really felt that way about them, my career would be over, Drew.

1:11:14🔗 Drew I know you worry about stuff like that, so I wouldn't let that happen.

1:11:16🔗 Adam Lostprophets here tonight. We're going to hear Burn, right?

1:11:20🔗 Drew Burn, Burn.

1:11:22🔗 Caller Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn.

1:11:24🔗 Adam And all that after this.

1:11:39🔗 Caller Every hour, two Americans under the age of 25 are infected with HIV. Protect yourself. Call toll-free 1-866-344-KNOW.

1:11:53🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. It's the Loveline of Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Lostprophets are in here tonight.

1:12:07🔗 Caller Keeping you awake.

1:12:09🔗 Adam Start some name of the CD, which is out on Tuesday, February 3rd. We're going to hear Burn Burn off it. I'll take one call and then we'll do that. Flew in, by the way, on a private jet from Houston last night. I don't know if you remember how windy it was in the valley yesterday. Last night, I mean, it was gusting. It was horrible. I mean, I got off the plane at 7 o'clock in the evening or 7 30 evening. I got off the plane and was got knocked over in Burbank, in Van Nuys. But it was the whole approach was just crazy. Small plane in serious wind. I don't know why it wasn't windy where you were. Wasn't windy where you were. You're making me confused.

1:12:54🔗 Drew Yeah, no, but I'm not going to pass it either. But listen, but listen, did you talk to it? I was. Oh, OK. He was indoors.

1:13:05🔗 Adam You can see plants moving, though.

1:13:07🔗 Lostprophets That's not the world.

1:13:08🔗 Drew Did you talk to the captain about it afterwards? You know what I mean? Did you talk to him afterwards and say, was that rough?

1:13:13🔗 Adam I always have this. Here's the thing about pilots. Pilots are like two types. You're standing up and going to use the bathroom in front of the thing and the guy opens the door and starts yelling. You can tell he's sat down. Or there's a guy who wants you to sit on his lap and go ahead and fly the plane. There's two types. You never know which guy. I mean, like I've had guys where I've walked into the plane, like on commercial planes, and they're like, Hey, it's a man show guy. I used to fly F-4s and NAMM. Hey, come on up, sit down, check it out. You know, you just stand around like fiddling with knobs and stuff. No, not the ejection seat. And then they're the guys, they're just like, they get all weird on you. You know, sir, we're going to need you. So the fear of the weirdo, sir, you're going to have to, guys, always keeps me in my seat. But whenever you do fly the...

1:14:04🔗 Drew What kind of plane was it?

1:14:06🔗 Adam It was like a Gulfstream 4.

1:14:08🔗 Drew Oh my goodness.

1:14:09🔗 Adam Nice. Yeah. Yeah, it was good times. Good times. And then speaking of flying, we're going to write back the phones. While I was flying back on the Gulfstream 4, Dexter from The Offspring called and said, Hey, when are we going flying? I was thinking to myself, a bad timing, because I just had an ass full of this stuff. Well, calm back. All right. He's got his own jet, that guy. You guys, you keep rocking like you're rocking. You get your own jets. You get your own jet.

1:14:36🔗 Drew We got one each.

1:14:37🔗 Adam Oh, you got one each, really?

1:14:39🔗 Drew Well, I'm pretty much saying one each, because it's just Dexter that has his.

1:14:42🔗 Adam Dexter has five.

1:14:44🔗 Drew He has two, if you remember. We race on this. Come on, I'll take your part.

1:14:47🔗 Lostprophets Yeah, we go jet racing.

1:14:48🔗 Caller We have like F-14s.

1:14:51🔗 Adam Oh, you guys fly jet.

1:14:53🔗 Lostprophets We're going to mess around.

1:14:54🔗 Caller We took the military stripes off and we just customize them without paying jobs.

1:14:58🔗 Adam But do you have a carrier you take off of?

1:15:00🔗 Caller Sometimes when we're feeling dangerous.

1:15:02🔗 Adam And that's your own carrier? Wow.

1:15:04🔗 Lostprophets It's parked in the garage.

1:15:05🔗 Caller It's got a nice flip on it. It's just like a side thing.

1:15:08🔗 Adam I didn't know they would sell, I guess the military. We built it.

1:15:12🔗 Caller Oh, you did your own.

1:15:13🔗 Caller They wouldn't sell it to us, so we built our own.

1:15:15🔗 Drew Wow.

1:15:16🔗 Caller By watching Top Gun.

1:15:17🔗 Adam Little Dexter.

1:15:19🔗 Caller Here's Lostprophets doing a carrier takeoff to the land.

1:15:21🔗 Caller No problem.

1:15:22🔗 Drew He'll start talking a little more openly about his jet, I think.

1:15:24🔗 Caller Oh, Dexter.

1:15:26🔗 Adam Ryan?

1:15:27🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:15:28🔗 Adam You're 17.

1:15:29🔗 Drew Ryan Boyce.

1:15:30🔗 Adam What's up?

1:15:31🔗 Yeah, I have a problem ejaculating during sex.

1:15:35🔗 Drew During sex?

1:15:36🔗 Yeah.

1:15:36🔗 Drew Have you ever had sex? Yes. More than once? What? How many times?

1:15:42🔗 I don't know.

1:15:45🔗 Drew Same girlfriend?

1:15:46🔗 Yeah.

1:15:47🔗 Drew And you've tried this multiple times?

1:15:49🔗 Yeah. I mean, with any type of sexual encounter at all, I've only had sexual encounters with two other girls or one other girl and I've only had sex with the girlfriend I have now and I just have never ejaculated while I've been with a girl.

1:16:03🔗 Drew Are you on medication?

1:16:04🔗 No. I've never had a problem, you know, after, you know, I've never had a problem ejaculating while masturbating.

1:16:10🔗 Drew How long does it take you when you're masturbating?

1:16:17🔗 Caller Oh, that's a lifetime.

1:16:18🔗 Drew Adam, go to work.

1:16:20🔗 Adam Well, okay.

1:16:21🔗 Caller It's probably a good thing.

1:16:22🔗 Adam Wow, where do I start here? 15, 20 minutes and, you know, that's, it should take you.

1:16:27🔗 Drew That's where you should start his work, right? His training.

1:16:29🔗 Adam Yeah, we'd like to see that time.

1:16:32🔗 Drew Cut down to about two and a half minutes.

1:16:34🔗 Adam One Deep Purple song.

1:16:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:16:36🔗 Adam Ten minutes. No, no, yeah.

1:16:38🔗 Drew One Lostprophets song.

1:16:40🔗 Caller Two minutes forty.

1:16:41🔗 Adam Two minutes forty.

1:16:42🔗 Drew That's what we timed it to. Boom shalabing. Yeah, that's where you used to start your work.

1:16:46🔗 Adam And here's the other thing, too, and this is a theory of mine, but I believe it to be true, which is if you have a little trouble with a lady, you should definitely masturbate in the position you're with when you're trying to have the orgasm or the position that you're in when you're trying to have the orgasm with the lady. Meaning, if you're used to beating off in the shower, for instance, hot water running on your back, you stand there holding on to the soap dish and then you get on top of your girlfriend, your balls are in a totally different position. You know what I'm saying? You're spinning in space.

1:17:24🔗 Drew But he also needs to shave quite a bit out of his head.

1:17:29🔗 Adam So here's what you do, though. If you, for instance, masturbate on your back, is that the way you do it? You lie down on your back?

1:17:36🔗 Caller Yeah, usually sitting down.

1:17:39🔗 Adam Sitting down. I like the sitting down guy. Relax. If you do it. Okay, so here's what he'll do. Here's what he'll do. And I know this sounds horrible, but you lie on your back and you masturbate and you focus a little and you see if you can get that time down to four, five, six minutes, something like that. Then you have sex with your girlfriend, whatever it is, but when it's time to really go for it, lie down on your back again, get her on top and pretend like you're masturbating, but there's some real boobies to look at. See? That's what I do.

1:18:09🔗 Drew Very romantic.

1:18:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:10🔗 Drew Yes, I'm moved.

1:18:11🔗 Caller It's great.

1:18:12🔗 Drew Makes sense.

1:18:13🔗 Adam Yeah. Then it'll work.

1:18:15🔗 Drew Song.

1:18:15🔗 Adam Here, should I hear a song from Lostprophets? All right. Cued up there, Chris? Yep. This one's called Burn Burn. Burn on that note. Lostprophets for you in Studio Night. The CD, by the way, is coming out on the third. That's this Wednesday. I'm sorry.

1:21:47🔗 Drew Tuesday.

1:21:48🔗 Adam It's called Start Something.

1:21:50🔗 Drew It's not bad at all.

1:21:51🔗 Adam And we will take one call.

1:21:55🔗 Drew Sure. Go to Bright? Yeah.

1:21:56🔗 Adam No, no. Dad was away on business when she was younger.

1:22:00🔗 Drew Look at the weight. The weight number is there.

1:22:02🔗 Adam It's been a hole for 118 minutes.

1:22:04🔗 Caller There you go.

1:22:05🔗 Adam Well, Drew, maybe if you'd stop talking about yourself so much, we could get some of these calls in. Laura? Yeah.

1:22:10🔗 Caller Hi.

1:22:11🔗 Adam I'm sorry about Drew, honey. Go ahead.

1:22:16🔗 Caller OK. Well, first of all, I'd like to say that I saw you guys at Stanford and that was really cool.

1:22:21🔗 Adam Oh, thanks.

1:22:22🔗 Drew Have fun up there.

1:22:23🔗 Adam That's a non-junior college we have out here.

1:22:27🔗 Caller California.

1:22:28🔗 Adam Yes. Go ahead, Laura.

1:22:30🔗 Caller Well, my dad was away on business, like, a lot, and I didn't really know him until I was, like, eight. And now I'm really, like, antisocial and really shy and stuff. And I was wondering.

1:22:42🔗 Drew You don't mean antisocial. You mean antisocial is not shy. Well, antisocial is oppositional and angry.

1:22:49🔗 Adam Yeah, I think people use it.

1:22:51🔗 Drew You mean shy.

1:22:52🔗 Adam Or they call it social phobias or something like that.

1:22:55🔗 Caller Well, yeah, but I do get, like, really nervous around crowds and stuff.

1:22:59🔗 Drew Yeah, antisocial is one of the things they are not as nervous.

1:23:02🔗 Adam Yeah, we wish they'd be a little nervous.

1:23:04🔗 Drew Exactly.

1:23:04🔗 Adam When they're beating us up.

1:23:05🔗 Drew Exactly.

1:23:06🔗 Adam OK, so here's the thing. Hey, your dad being away when you're a kid, probably not as big a factor as you think.

1:23:13🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:23:13🔗 Adam I mean, not a great thing, but well, that had to do with this.

1:23:17🔗 Drew So less to do with your sort of character makeup as much as who you are and what you are going to be attracted to in relationships. All right. Well, that's where it's going to play itself out.

1:23:27🔗 Adam Let me let's delve into this for a second. Laura's been on she's been on hold for 118 minutes.

1:23:34🔗 Drew You put her back on hold.

1:23:36🔗 Adam That's enough. She's been on the air for a minute and a half. But it brings up a good question, which is, does anyone feel that much different than they ever did, really? And what can you do to combat these things? And if you do combat these things, like, okay, if somebody they're nervous about public speaking, they're nervous about doing certain things and interaction with society. So one might say, okay, well, you got to get over that. Now you got to go out and do these things and conquer these fears. And then you get people who do do that. They still feel the same. They did. But just sort of get used to doing it, which is fine. And then you just become it's like, well, who cares if you're scared of X, Y or Z, if you're not, if it's not holding you back. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And then you get people that overcompensate like Oprah or something. And now, now we're all left. Now that screws. Now that's too much. But you know what I'm saying? Like, should Laura, instead of thinking for reasons, looking for reasons as to why it's not working out, just start going, look, I'm going to make a point to meet somebody once a week.

1:24:40🔗 Drew It depends on the symptom. If it's just about being able to be social, then yeah, if it's just a specific phobia. Yeah, I agree with you. But if it is that she can't be available in a relationship, she can't open, can't be vulnerable, she can't connect, that's a different thing. That's a brain mechanism that may not even be there.

1:24:58🔗 Adam Okay, Drew, I'm scared you're going to punch your mic again.

1:25:01🔗 Drew I'm getting close.

1:25:02🔗 Adam I know, I'm saying, just keep your hands out.

1:25:04🔗 Drew Okay, that's why you sit like this.

1:25:05🔗 Adam Yeah, what are you, Italian? No, you're like albino, so stop talking with your hands. Put your hands in your pocket.

1:25:11🔗 Drew That's what I'm doing.

1:25:12🔗 Adam You make me nervous when you're conducting an orchestra. He punches the mic every night, every night. He just did, he was quiet, he thinks I don't notice, but I know. Yeah. But here's the deal.

1:25:23🔗 Drew So, again, if it is that she, the parts of her are not able to enter into a relationship, that is time for therapy. But if it's a mere behavioral issue or isolated specific symptom, then it's something I agree with you, just get over it.

1:25:37🔗 Adam What about in general, and I agree, if somebody needs medication, they need medication, but just in general, people making these proclamations like, hey, I'm not this kind of guy, right? You know, that's like what people do with foods. It's like, I don't like that Indian food or I don't eat mushrooms or I don't eat. I'm not a liver guy. Whatever. They make these proclamations. So then they just their whole life goes by and they never take another. The last bite of whatever it is was when they were 14. Right. Now they're 63 and they successfully turn around.

1:26:07🔗 Drew The proclamation should be, excuse me, I'm not willing to change. That's the proclamation they're making.

1:26:12🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, look, if you look, I don't like liver. So why should I eat liver? But on the other hand, it's not a problem. You know what I mean?

1:26:18🔗 Drew So I'm not willing to change.

1:26:20🔗 Adam But there are certain things I guess I need to change.

1:26:22🔗 Drew That's right.

1:26:23🔗 Adam I mean, not me.

1:26:24🔗 Drew I mean, no, no, I mean you.

1:26:25🔗 Lostprophets One, one, one, one, one.

1:26:29🔗 Adam All right. Lostprophets here tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:26:34🔗 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline.

1:26:36🔗 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

1:27:00🔗 Lostprophets Hey, everybody, it's Loveline and Adam.

1:27:02🔗 Adam That's Dr. Drew, Lostprophets in here tonight. The CD, Start Something, is coming out on Tuesday. And we're just listening a little Deep Purple. Fire up that Deep Purple.

1:27:15🔗 Drew Can we do it? You playing in here?

1:27:20🔗 Adam This is the original Burn because... I'll keep a nice sense, but don't turn it all the way off. That's a chorus.

1:28:09🔗 Drew Nine million harmonies.

1:28:11🔗 Adam And don't worry, this song is going to be going well after the show. So, are we done with Laura? You in a deep purple at all?

1:28:25🔗 Drew Just punching stuff.

1:28:29🔗 Adam You made it skip by punching the console.

1:28:31🔗 Drew That's crazy. Do it again.

1:28:33🔗 Adam Only Drew can do it. Hey Laura?

1:28:40🔗 Caller Oh yeah.

1:28:44🔗 Drew She was listening.

1:28:45🔗 Adam We're done. We gave you the information. All right.

1:28:53🔗 Caller I was wondering why I would be, like, really attracted to abused guys.

1:28:59🔗 Adam Abused guys.

1:29:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:01🔗 Drew I don't know.

1:29:02🔗 Caller It's something about them being really vulnerable that, like...

1:29:06🔗 Adam I think most 15 year old girls got a little bit. Yeah, is retained care someone when you're a kid?

1:29:16🔗 Drew Your mom?

1:29:16🔗 Caller Sorry, what?

1:29:17🔗 Drew Is your mom kind of an injured person?

1:29:20🔗 Caller Um, sorry, I can't hear you.

1:29:22🔗 Adam Alright, well, I'm sorry. We gotta focus on Deep Purple.

1:29:54🔗 Caller Yeah, who's playing the guitar?

1:29:56🔗 Drew You're gonna get in trouble for this.

1:30:02🔗 Caller The keyboard solo is coming up.

1:30:05🔗 Caller This is the best bit.

1:30:06🔗 Caller It sounds like someone else. Who is it? It'll come to me like in three weeks.

1:30:23🔗 Caller It's too macho for who's the stank.

1:30:36🔗 Drew We should play something repeat.

1:30:39🔗 Caller Hello?

1:30:40🔗 Adam What's happening?

1:30:42🔗 Drew What's up, Pat?

1:30:43🔗 Adam What's your question, buddy?

1:30:45🔗 Caller All right. So, I'm joining the Marines in about four months.

1:30:48🔗 Lostprophets Now, you got to go up a little on this, Chris.

1:30:50🔗 Adam You just watch my hand. There we go. That's good. Go ahead.

1:30:54🔗 Caller Cool. All right. So, I'm joining the Marines in about four months. And I haven't told my parents yet. Then I don't plan on telling them until the day I ship out.

1:31:04🔗 Drew That's not nice to them, is it? Yeah.

1:31:06🔗 Caller Well, I guess I have a lot of... There's six siblings in my family. So, I have three brothers and two sisters. And my brothers are really against the military.

1:31:14🔗 Drew Your brothers?

1:31:15🔗 Caller Yes, sir. My brother lives like five minutes away from me. My parents are like six hours away from me. And my brother, Jimmy, he's really against the military. And he talked me out of it before. And so, I'm just...

1:31:28🔗 Adam I'm gonna see this. Is this what we give up? Deep Purple for the military?

1:31:35🔗 Drew So what exactly is the question?

1:31:36🔗 Adam Join the military and tell your parents you're going.

1:31:39🔗 Caller Oh, I was wondering if you think I should tell them like now or do you think it's cool if I wait?

1:31:45🔗 Drew I think it's kind of disrespectful to wait too long. I think it's a little cruel to them to wait too long. If it's something you're 19, you decide to do, that's one thing. But to sort of hide it from them and then spring it on them is a little cruel. You don't tell them we will.

1:31:59🔗 Adam Give my heads up. All right, now back up the music, Chris.

1:32:55🔗 Caller Yes, and it's long.

1:33:13🔗 Caller All right, guys, bottom line, here's the deal.

1:33:19🔗 Caller One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline, 877-889-DATE. Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. 1-800-LOVE-1-91.

1:33:46🔗 Adam Well, everybody, that's the show. And thank you, Lostprophets, for coming in here.

1:33:51🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:33:53🔗 Adam Joining in our fun.

1:33:54🔗 Caller Yeah. It was surreal.

1:33:55🔗 Adam Come back anytime you like. Start something, name of the CD, February 3rd. That is this Tuesday. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:34:11🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Ingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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