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Voiceover
Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, Dixon medicine specialist. Good Charlotte in here tonight.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Adam
Representing CDs called The Young and The Hopeless, and the guys are going to be at the Long Beach Arena this Friday after Thanksgiving. Looking forward to Thanksgiving. Are you guys looking forward to that?
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Good Charlotte
Thanksgiving was always a confusing holiday for me. Why? I mean, I'm thankful for so many things, but the reasoning, I guess the reasoning behind Thanksgiving was being thankful for something like something like pilgrims or something.
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Adam
Here's the thing. It always makes me think about how thankful I am, but like, you know, let me explain, let me explain something. Uh, if you start scratching, like if you start thinking what's in a corndog while you're eating it, it'll ruin it. You got to just enjoy the corndog and holidays are that way too, because you start thinking about indigenous people that were raped and their women and their land. It ruins everything.
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Good Charlotte
See, that's what I was thinking of. I was like, didn't we like kill a lot of...
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Adam
Maybe, maybe we did. Maybe they had it coming. I don't know. I'm no, I'm no scholar. I'm not a historian. All I want, all I say is pass the gravy boat. And Detroit's on the tube. You know what I'm saying?
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Good Charlotte
Yeah, I get it. So, okay, yeah, I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving. I got a lot to be thankful for so I'm very thankful.
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Adam
I got a, you know, I don't I'm like a Thanksgiving snob now. And I don't like when people try to outsmart themselves with the pheasant and even the ham and that kind of stuff. You know, I like the turkey. I like the traditional stuff. And once in a while, somebody will try to get a little slick on you and try to get a little gauche with the holiday fixings. And it always screws it up for me. But I don't know how to relate that in advance to them.
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Good Charlotte
Our friend John here in LA invited us over to his house and he's vegan. So we're all because we're in LA. We don't have any family here.
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You can't judge.
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Good Charlotte
Our family is all in Maryland and in the DC area. So we're out here in LA on our day off.
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Good Charlotte
Actually, dude, vegan, vegan like meat is so good. I don't know if you've ever had it, but it is really good.
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Adam
It's the texture part, like the turkey, it's the tearing. Yeah, it's the knowing of the flesh.
4:01🔗
Good Charlotte
I eat turkey, but you know what I mean? When in Rome, you know what I mean? All you people out here in LA with your smart food and your fancy things.
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Adam
I could do the pumpkin pie. That's not going to be affected by the vegan thing, although it does have eggs and cream and milk.
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Good Charlotte
My mom makes the best pumpkin pie. I'm sure they have vegan pumpkin pie. I'm having my mom overnight me a pumpkin pie.
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Adam
They should just go ahead and eat one of their Birkenstocks. You chew on one of their Birkenstocks and eat that.
4:46🔗
Good Charlotte
Chew on bark and eat berries. I would. But me, myself, I mean, I'm not like a manly man. I couldn't kill an animal.
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Adam
But let me say this, and I couldn't either, but I sure as hell can eat them. But is big a jump? I don't think a lot of people know this. Probably as big a jump from vegan to vegetarian as there is between vegetarian and just on the board.
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Adam
Because you don't think about it, you go, oh, vegan. All right, so you don't wear a leather jacket while you're eating. But it's like, no, no, no, you don't get the cream. You don't get them. You don't get the butters. You don't get the eggs. You don't. And all that crust and all that stuff and all the gravy and all the stuff like, you know, sweet potatoes. You can't put the butter with the sweet potato.
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Adam
You could. Yeah, you just basically here's what you guys can be doing. You're going to be eating berries, chewing on our feet, gnawing on our fists, eating a jicama while someone sprinkles Mrs. Butterworth in your mouth.
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Adam
So, yeah, see, at first I was like, well, they'll eat the pie and they'll eat the sweet potatoes and they'll eat the mashed potatoes.
5:56🔗
Good Charlotte
No butter, no eggs. It's going to be interesting. I'm a poser, though, you know.
6:03🔗
Good Charlotte
Yeah. I mean, like I try. I do my best to try to, you know, but on the road, it's really hard. Good. So.
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Adam
No, no. I'm like moderation. Like you don't have to drive an electric car, but maybe you shouldn't drive a big SUV.
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Adam
You know what I mean? If everybody let's look at it this way. Here's how you can sleep at night. You just go. If everyone did what I do, we'd be in better. Would we be in better shape or worse shape? Right.
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Good Charlotte
It's pitching in a little bit. It's like picking up a piece of trash off the ground.
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Right.
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Right.
7:13🔗
Good Charlotte
I want to say hi to Benji and Joel. And Drew and Adam. And I have a question about my sex life.
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Drew
Really? Now, now I've found we did Stryker Show before just to sort of kill before that. We found out Joel spent long hours looking at the boobies. Looking at the big top websites.
8:23🔗
Good Charlotte
I went to take a drink, and they put that effect on. All right, let's get serious.
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Good Charlotte
Okay, well, my boyfriend and me, we've been, like, sexually active for probably about three months now. And he can't, like, get me to, like, orgasm. We try, like, a lot of things. Yeah.
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Drew
In fact, that's gonna be the only possible road. It's not gonna happen with intercourse. And it's probably not gonna happen with just about anything he does. But if it's gonna happen, you know what I mean?
9:19🔗
Drew
No, not if it just switches that age. At 16, it's a little rough, the biology isn't that...
9:26🔗
Good Charlotte
And I would say, at 16, I'm not gonna tell you that you shouldn't be having sex. But at the same time, I don't think you're gonna have the most amazing sex life because you're just sort of, you should just take your time and if you wanna be having sex right now, then don't, don't, like, try to become like a porn star in, you know, overnight. Like, just take your time and make sure everything feels right and comfortable.
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Drew
Most women under 20 have difficulty orgasming at all. And the vast majority will not with intercourse and the significant majority will not ever with intercourse. So you gotta figure out other ways of having an orgasm.
10:02🔗
Good Charlotte
It's not gonna be thrilled. Yeah, try other things. I mean, you don't always have to have sex.
10:31🔗
Good Charlotte
Because I talked to you once before and we didn't get off on the right foot, you know.
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She doesn't.
11:34🔗
Good Charlotte
Right now, I'm on birth control pills. Because I had a miscarriage. That was my last time.
11:50🔗
Good Charlotte
I've got to say, if I have a daughter, I hope she's not having sex when she's 16. I just didn't know who I was at 16. Just thinking about how young you are at 16, you think you're really old. If I was this stud at 16, I would have definitely got some chicks pregnant when I was such a dork that I just kind of...
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Drew
It's a bigger deal for a woman than a guy. For a guy, if he's had his sex 16 or 17, it's like he can't get going fast enough. But a girl, I've never met one that didn't wish they had waited longer.
12:23🔗
Good Charlotte
Most girls I talk to about sex, no matter when they started, they wish they would have waited longer.
12:29🔗
Adam
Here's the thing, but you know, it just struck me that this guy had been going at it for three months and the guy hasn't given her oral. And I thought, it's a nice tactic for a guy to push off the oral as far as possible. Yeah, once Pandora's Box is open, so to speak, then it's game on. Once you give her that first orgasm via oral.
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Drew
I didn't realize you hated the oral so much. It's really just really have a fan of it. I mean, it really must be hard, more difficult to put that time in.
12:56🔗
Adam
Let me say this. I don't I don't enjoy almost anything I do in life. Doesn't mean I'm that requires an exertion because I don't like things. I don't think like things involve movement.
13:07🔗
Adam
Yeah. What's an ATP where you get energy from? Oh, really? Yeah. I went to high school and go to college. My with that one, what the hell's an ATP short for something? No, it's this thing is it is it is it initials for some phosphate bonds that create phosphate and bonds kiss my ass. Where are we going here? Going to Brock to Brock. Now, let me say this. They adjusted the thermostat so we couldn't lower it. It seems hot in here.
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Drew
It was like this last night. But look how we're dressed. You both we have sweatshirts. I got a t-shirt on.
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It's freezing over here.
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Good Charlotte
Hey, my friend Chambers and I are having this argument about circumcision. And we're wondering if circumcision is as common in Europe as it is in America.
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But he said, you know, he didn't believe that.
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Drew
You know, it's it's some sort of cultural trend here in this country. And we are the only industrialized nation that tends to do it rather routinely. There are some health benefits to it. It's not as though it's completely unfounded, but they are nominal.
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Adam
See, that's it's confusing when you have the first name that sounds like a last name because a lot of stuff is the last name first, and especially if you have a last name that could be a first name.
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All right, Brooke. All right. Thanks a lot.
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Adam
All right, we're going to do a little something called Germany or Florida, which is I heard this game. Good. You know, all the bizarre, all the evil, all emanates from either Germany or Florida. They call in. They tell us the story we tell.
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Adam
OK, that now what that is, is that's Pink singing Germany or Florida and that's Drew tinkle tinkling on the 88s, literally tinkling, taking a leak on the piano.
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Drew
Were there another studio in Syracuse? You were playing around with the piano and they had this piano in the in the radio. And you didn't know the mic was on and it was there in commercial.
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OK, I have two Germany or Florida. All right. The first one, police arrested a man who allegedly poured bleach on a sleeping couple after breaking into their home. Joseph Menzel was charged with burglary of an occupied home and two counts of battery for the attack on the husband and wife. He tried to open a rear window of the home and emptied a bottle of bleach on the sleeping couple. Both suffered burns, but no permanent damage. Menzel was arrested after his fingerprints were found on the window and the husband admitted to having an affair with Menzel's wife.
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Drew
Ah, there you go. Well, first of all, it's got a German name. We shouldn't give us the name.
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Adam
No Jew ever committed a violent crime. So I think we're going Germany on this one. Germany?
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Yeah.
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It's Florida.
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I left out the husband and wife's names because their last name was Austin. So I figured that would be a giveaway.
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Okay, the second one. Two robbers left a taxi driver glued to his steering wheel.
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Good Charlotte
Oh, yeah, I'm 13, so I don't accept. Well, I don't have a sex life, so this question's for Benji and Joel. What's up?
17:45🔗
Good Charlotte
Well, I know you guys just released the hold on video and this is kind of based on that, but how does it affect all five of you to know that each day someone could be making a life-changing decision, like based on your lyrics, or that someone looks to your music for motivation? Because I mean, like, I do, so.
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Good Charlotte
I would, I think for us, it's just like, we came to a lot of points in our life where music was really what got us through certain situations, or a lot of times when you're younger, that's what you look to, you know, your favorite band or whatever. And it is kind of pressure sometimes, but we feel like if... We don't walk around every day thinking that we're saving anyone, we just make the music we make and at the time, like at the time we recorded Hold On, we really had a purpose with the song, and then you just put it out there and hopefully, you know, you guys connect with it and you like it, but we're already writing new songs and stuff, and hopefully that will do the same thing, but you know, I mean, of course, we want to inspire people and help people. You definitely don't walk around every day like you're, you know, doing charity work, but at the same time, in the back of your mind, you want kids to have a good, you want to give kids hope and you want to like. So when we meet kids and stuff, we try to, you know, just, I mean, that's when it hits you is when they tell you, but you know, it's cool, you know, it's like. It's definitely the most, out of all of this, that's the most rewarding thing. Because I remember, I remember telling people that I looked up to how much their music meant to me and when, when I had a connection with them, it was, I'll never forget. I still remember, you know, meeting a lot of people, like a couple of people that really helped me. And so when kids come up and they tell us that it's definitely the most rewarding thing.
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Good Charlotte
That one crap. That's the one reason why Good Charlotte is my favorite band because your music goes so in-depth, you know, and it's the one thing I turn to that, you know, if ever.
20:03🔗
Good Charlotte
Yeah, it's pretty good. It's just one of those things where you have a perfect family to get the straight A's and hit everything the right way. You know?
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Good Charlotte
It's a lot of pressure. You know, a lot of kids go through that. So you shouldn't feel like, you know, alone in that.
20:19🔗
Good Charlotte
Hey, that was a really intelligent question. I'm really impressed with you. Thirteen years old sounded like you were 18.
20:30🔗
Adam
Let me ask you guys this apropos of nothing. But I was getting out of my car tonight and I did that thing where I pulled the key out and the window was halfway and I immediately hit the thing and I had to put the keys back in and turn the thing. Have we not figured out the technology where the key can be out and the window can be rolled up? Does it have to be in and turned every goddamn time the window? There's no it's going to move up.
20:56🔗
Good Charlotte
That is, you know, your car probably has something where you can shut the door and get out and turn the key in the in the door. So that it goes up automatically.
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Adam
Twenty years ago, there was a car Mitsubishi Starion. It was like 15 years old, had a thing. I was reading about it, said once you pull the key out, you have 30 seconds to do it. Because I guess the deal is they don't want to leave it in that mode perpetually, because I don't know, whatever it is. Yeah, I've heard that. I thought, yeah, that's smart. And that's how every car should now be. There's nothing worse than that thing where you're sticking the keys. You have to stick the key back in and turn it to get the window out.
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Drew
Don't wonder your head will explode. So don't wonder in front of Adam. No, I will motivate him to do more, more.
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Adam
No, I had ones with vice grips on it. About the crank, I don't think they make I don't think they make a car with cranks anymore. That's a trivia. Well, there's a trivia question. Do you think?
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Adam
I don't know. I don't think so. We'll get on that Internet. I mean, what do you think the cheapest? Cheapest Toyota is like the Prius or something like that.
22:53🔗
Adam
I think, ironically, there's a handful of cars that are 450 grand that are super lightweight like Ferraris that have a crank type thing.
23:13🔗
Adam
Drew wanted to take a leak. Now he's going to go look at a Toyota website. I bet you ten bucks.
23:19🔗
Adam
The pickup trucks, that's crafty, my friend, the pickup trucks. Drew's on there. Good Charlotte here. Now, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.
23:40🔗
Adam
I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Joel and Benji here tonight from Good Charlotte. Blink 182 in here tomorrow night. CD, the- And the Hopeless, it is?
23:57🔗
Adam
Well, we'll, I think that was Mark. We'll hear something theoretically off the new album tomorrow night. And let's see, Drew, what are you doing?
24:31🔗
Adam
No, you were busy with the window cranks. All right, we're looking during the commercial if we could find a car that is made today that still has window cranks. And I'm not talking about weird knockoff electrical cars made by Hungarian firms. I'm talking about-
24:52🔗
Adam
Yeah, although we have really dumb, dumb listeners on this show, or at least callers. All right, so let's take a call. We'll hear a song from Good Charlotte. It's all good, as they say. Drew, Kim?
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Yes.
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Caller
But my question is, me and my boyfriend have been like messing around lately, like fooling around a little bit. We haven't really gotten too far, where we kind of like- Well, no, like, well, yeah, that kind of started, but then like, we kind of attempted to have sex once or a couple of times. But we didn't go as far because it would start hurting and I'd get scared and I would stop. But like the last time that we fooled around, like I've been late on my period, like five days and I was wondering if it's possible I could like get pregnant. But I think I might still be a virgin.
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Caller
Not like, like all the way, because it like started hurting, but I didn't like, I stopped.
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Adam
Well, but here's the design of the penis. The warhead is on the tip. That's where the action is. So if only that part gets you, it's like saying, well, I got stuck with a syringe. Well, did the whole syringe go in? No, just just the pointy part at the end that delivered the lethal injection. You know, it's like, yeah, that's the lethal injection. That's the business part of the syringe. The balls, that's just the plunger.
26:47🔗
Good Charlotte
I would say if you ever let him even go near there again, tell him to put a condom on.
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Drew
In all probability, you're just anxious and late for whatever reason. You're anxious and not eating right or over action, whatever. There's lots of reasons you'd be late for your period. But if it goes, how long ago did this happen? Yes.
27:15🔗
Drew
Go ahead and get a pregnancy test just to be sure. That can set, put your mind at ease anyway.
27:21🔗
Adam
You sound very confused by life. What is that? There's some people that sort of have life figured out early and then other people are very confused and perplexed by it.
27:36🔗
Adam
Kim, you're one of those big saucer-eyed people is that can't believe, can't figure out how anything works and doesn't care ironically.
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Caller
Yeah, well my whole like thing with sex and stuff was like I wanted to wait until I got married. And I'm, I mean, I know I don't feel like I've gone that far because I know, like, why would you have sex if you want to wait?
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Drew
Kim, when the penis passes the plane of the vagina, you are no longer a virgin and you can get pregnant. Don't whether you bled or not or had pain or not has nothing to do with it.
28:30🔗
Drew
Kim, instead of trying to convince yourself you haven't had sex, deal with the fact that you are having sex and make the appropriate preparations. You are doing it, come to terms with that and there you go.
28:43🔗
Adam
All right. All right, Kim. We'll see you in junior college. Thanks. Good times there, baby.
28:51🔗
Adam
That's junior college material. That's just what they're looking for. At junior college, like the Roach Motel, kids go in, they never get out.
29:04🔗
Adam
I always find it sad when people seem like a dreidel just spinning through life, just blindless and aimlessly. It's a Jew top. It's a top that Jews spin around to figure out stuff.
29:19🔗
Adam
Yeah, Drew, what do they do with the Jews with the dreidel? Figure out when they're going to eat again or something. It's always something about eating.
29:25🔗
Good Charlotte
You know, it's sad is that Joel here is a part of Hebrew descent and he does not know what a dreidel is.
29:42🔗
Good Charlotte
I know what a dreidel is and he doesn't. We're Irish though. Because he is one of those dreidels spinning through life.
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Adam
I'm not Jewish either, but I was hip to the dreidel early on because I swung with some Jews when I was a young kid. And I remember the song dreidel. Dre All right, so anyway, some people just sort of go through life like, they're just get caught up in the current of life and they're just being dragged down Life's River and don't really seem to know where it's going or what it's about. And Kim definitely seemed like one of those people to me.
30:29🔗
Drew
But now this is Jessica who is not one of those people. It's got something to enlighten us.
30:39🔗
Adam
But be prepared for disappointment because she's going to say, my my mom has a 69 Malibu that Jessica, what Jessica? Yeah. You have a vehicle. What is it? And who was on the other line? Say, don't forget to say it.
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No, no, not Tara.
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God damn. Yeah.
31:10🔗
Anyway, so my friend has a car, a new car, a new truck.
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And it has.
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But all of the cars, it's not that hard to find a car.
31:24🔗
Adam
Oh, but the S word. Yeah. And most cars don't have cranks now. You little plot. You don't call up and drop the S word. You don't use that kind of language on my show. That's right.
32:05🔗
Adam
But OK. But to be fair to me, I said, is there a car made today that doesn't have the crank?
32:11🔗
Adam
And the truck's not a car, but it's still it's a vehicle. It's still a good I should have said vehicle. No, I shouldn't have said vehicle. Here's what I want to hear. So I'm curious, can we find a car? Can we find a passenger?
32:28🔗
Good Charlotte
Vestiva. I guarantee that it's. I don't make Vestivas anymore. OK, then the toy. That was like a horrible mistake, that car. The Ford Focus. That's totally Ford. Focus is our little middle range now. We can race them.
32:43🔗
Adam
No, we got we got to hear a song. We should. One brother knows Dreidels. The other knows Vestiva production. It's between the two of you got everything covered.
32:55🔗
Adam
Well, here a little something from Good Charlotte off the CD, The Young and the Hopeless. And this song is called Oh, I dropped it again, Adam.
37:17🔗
Adam
Blink-1-8-2 tomorrow night. That's right. We'll be back. We got some questions for the band. We got, well, here's a lovely one. Folks died, things now are going bad with the girlfriend, no sex, fighting. Doing upbeat call with Mike, whose parents are deceased after this. Hey, yo, it's Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is calling the hospital now. We just got Paige, Benji and Joel are both here from Good Charlotte.
37:54🔗
Good Charlotte
Reconstructive and plastic surgery of the external genitalia. A whole book on that? Yes.
38:02🔗
Adam
Just flip through that book. Tell me what you think of some of those pictures, by the way.
38:35🔗
Adam
Oh, this is where it gets. It goes from bizarre to the macabre. They're actually build a form.
38:53🔗
Adam
I don't want to see that. I'd rather just look at shark attack victims. Yeah, how about a call, Drew?
39:19🔗
Good Charlotte
Well, both of my parents were 59 and my dad had a really bad condition of arthritis called ankylosing spondylitis and it tore him apart and basically he ended up getting sick. He had a hernia.
39:48🔗
Good Charlotte
She got in a rollover car accident and she was in the middle of recovery and my dad and her were both in a nursing home together and the nurses were cleaning her back and they weren't paying attention and her trach got plugged.
40:10🔗
Good Charlotte
She broke, well, just a quick rundown. She broke her neck in four places, all but two of her ribs, her right leg, her top of the head.
40:19🔗
Adam
I don't want to appear to be insensitive, but did her car have cranks for windows or... We're trying to settle a bet. I know it's a tough time, Mike, but there's $10. I just hope you took that in the spirit when she was in pain.
40:35🔗
Adam
So that's a horrible thing. I'm sorry about that. It happened in August, and now you're arguing with your girlfriend.
40:43🔗
Good Charlotte
Well, things have fallen apart. We used to live with my parents, and yeah, at 24, it's kind of, you know, I probably shouldn't be doing that, but they were in really bad. My dad was in really bad shape, and my mom wasn't able to take care of her, or if I did.
40:59🔗
Good Charlotte
Well, yeah, we were living there, but the good part was that we had an awesome bond. Everybody got along. It was awesome. But now that my parents are gone, we don't, I mean, there's no intimacy anymore. We just, we, I mean, it's, it's, everything's gone. And I feel, I mean, I know I've been depressed. And I know that she's been depressed because we've, we've been together for six years and we got married and things like that. But it's just.
41:29🔗
Good Charlotte
Well, dude, I think it's only been since August, man. Like this is like a traumatic thing. You guys should go see some people or something. Go see a counselor. You can't expect to recover from something like this overnight. You know, it's going to do something to your relationship.
41:41🔗
Good Charlotte
Well, it's just everything. I mean, it's like falling apart. And I am. I haven't.
41:56🔗
Drew
You gave him some advice and he keeps going. Everything's falling apart. Everything's falling apart. What am I going to do? And you told him what to do.
42:01🔗
Adam
Yeah, I know. But then we're cutting him some slack because he's had this devastation. That's fairly reasonable.
42:09🔗
Adam
I think this may be part of the part of the problem with his relationship. Hey, Mike. Uh, you probably need to get some therapy, maybe separate, maybe couples. And stop just sort of looking at your life like you're just standing back and looking at a picture that's being, you know, that's some kids holding a match under and is catching on fire. It's your life. I know you're sort of removed from it. You're going, but it's falling apart. It's falling apart. It's what do you mean it? It's you step in. Step into it. Get some therapy. Your parents leave you some money, some stuff.
43:06🔗
Adam
We're. All right. Well, then good. Use some of that money. Here's the whole thing about making a little money, by the way. You can buy yourself out of, out of a little trouble. And everyone thinks, well, that means you can get an attorney if you get a DUI or you rape some kid. But well, that too. Yeah. But also you can get a little therapy. You and your wife can take a little vacation. There's all kinds of stuff you throw a little money at.
43:28🔗
Drew
It's interesting that the wife needed to be the caretaker of his parents or to feel close to him. That's a very strange combo.
43:40🔗
Adam
But a little, a little therapy certainly couldn't hurt. Oh, someone knows another car that has cranks. Jason. What car?
43:49🔗
My friend just has a new 2003 Dodge Neon SRT4.
43:56🔗
The front windows are powered and the backseat windows are cranked.
44:11🔗
That's a white thing.
44:13🔗
Good Charlotte
I just remembered that's how I knew because my mom had a Neon and it wasn't that old. It wasn't that long ago. I was recently at the SEMA Auto Show in Las Vegas and I saw the SRT for maybe that's a way to show. And I saw that. Actually. I'm I think they suck. Oh, please. This one's a newly adapted.
44:33🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something. When dignitaries from other countries come to this country to tour our nation's capital, they travel in a neon.
44:48🔗
Caller
I just want to, Adam, are you familiar with the Supra, right, that car, the Mark IV? I and the rest of the Supra owners, we had a good laugh a couple of days ago when the guy with that nine second Eclipse called in with his 300 shots of NAZ.
45:38🔗
Adam
I like it during the truck pulls and stuff when a Mopar man and a Chevy man get into a fist fight up in the stands.
45:49🔗
Adam
No, I ruined my Supra, which is... I decided to fix the air conditioning in my Supra. Air conditioning... I got a new compressor, a new receiver dryer, a new everything. And when you do it, you have to... Whenever you open the air conditioning system, you have to flush it out. Anyway, the point is, is it took me about a year and about $10,000 to fix, but I finally fixed it. And when I was done, I announced to my father, this car will be stolen or destroyed because I'm defying the air conditioning gods. And a few days later, it was completely destroyed in front of me. I was watching it.
46:27🔗
Adam
I'll tell you when we come back. I'll tell you at the break. Good Charlotte here tonight. We'll take a quick break. Be right back.
47:25🔗
Adam
Car was destroyed, that's okay. That's all right, it's nothing, nothing the court system could do about it.
47:34🔗
Adam
A couple of quick things. When you're in court, everyone in court is guilty. No big difference between plaintiff and a criminal. There really isn't. I mean, when I was going to court trying to sort out this guy to get him paid money back for my car, you're just as, you're the enemy too. You're the reason this guy's in here. You're a huge pain in the ass to all those court people who are sort of overworked and underpaid. And the other thing is, is let me explain how Van Nuys, and I imagine it's this way in just about every municipality, which is they have unlimited resources and technology to figure out when someone owes them money. Believe me, if you don't pay a parking ticket, they got a computer that is going to figure it out with interest. And go get you.
48:20🔗
Adam
If someone owes you money, they have no way of figuring that out, no way of keeping track of it and no way of enforcing it. That's how it works. And to me, that just means they've become the March of Dimes. They're Jerry's kids. They're just money raisers. All they do is raise money for themselves. They're not so interested in protecting people or executing the law, unless there's money that's going into their pockets. And that's my main objection to everything that has to do with automobiles in the city of Los Angeles. These pussy, pussy parking meters maids. Yes, you're meter maids. You're not parking enforcement personnel. You're meter maids, you're pussies. And everyone goes like, oh, well, what do you want them to do? They're doing their job. Hey, don't do it. Just don't do it. Be a man. Don't take the cowardly route and drive the chavette with the right hand drive. That's the pussy.
49:10🔗
Good Charlotte
And if you see one giving you a ticket, you can get in your car and drive away. They're not going to, like, flag you down.
49:16🔗
Adam
Please do. And I'm just saying that everything has become some sort of fundraising. Like cops and meter maids, they're just out fundraising. That's what I... I'm looking at stopping crime. They're just stopping you and shaking you down.
49:38🔗
Adam
The greatest day of my life was driving off a tow truck. I was on a tow truck getting towed and I drove off it.
49:45🔗
Adam
The best day of my life. That's great. Best thing I've ever done, Drew. Second marriage. Third, I guess, if I have kids. But tow truck number one. Still got a picture of the tow truck in my wallet. Yeah. Oh, it was huge. All right. Where are we?
50:06🔗
Hi, everybody.
50:14🔗
Caller
I'm from your Belinda, but I didn't go to the carrot calendar thing or anything like that.
50:26🔗
Caller
Okay. Here's my question. I'm 18 and I'm a virgin and I don't know how, like to express my affection besides making out. I don't know if there is any other way like towards my boyfriend.
50:48🔗
Caller
I mean, like when I'm dating somebody, it's usually really short because I'm saving myself from marriage and I'm also like super inexperienced because of that at my age. And I don't know how to like, you know, I don't know.
51:02🔗
Adam
What are you saving for marriage? Just the intercourse? Because I'm trying to figure out where you stop. Yeah, we could work together depending on where you stop.
51:11🔗
Caller
I pretty much stop at making out because then I get really scared because I don't want to lead them on into thinking that they're going to.
51:17🔗
Adam
But what if the guy thought that he would not have intercourse with you yet there would be more than making out? That might keep them around. You know, really what the guy's looking.
51:30🔗
Good Charlotte
What do you do when you're making out? Just kiss them? That's it? Or is there more?
51:36🔗
Good Charlotte
What kind of advice are you looking for? You want to know what else you can do? Think about what you can do. But not having sex. What else can you do?
52:07🔗
Caller
Well, I don't, nothing really. I mean, my family life was hell, but nothing with my...
52:28🔗
Caller
But okay, but here's my question. When I'm dating guys, are they going to think it's stupid that I want to save myself?
52:36🔗
Drew
But they're going to think it's stupid that you freak out and freeze at the moment that you're getting even marginally physically intimate with somebody.
52:46🔗
Good Charlotte
Well, because I think you're afraid of doing... I think, I honestly, I think, because I come from the same kind of place where my mom is really religious, like you're afraid of maybe like doing something wrong, that's bad, that's like evil or something.
53:03🔗
Good Charlotte
Because you're 19? I honestly don't think it's bad for like a 19 year old to touch boobies or something.
53:16🔗
Good Charlotte
I mean, like, I don't know what you're looking for. Do you want a list of things that you can do that isn't bad? That isn't bad?
53:23🔗
Drew
She has, she dissociates when she starts to get close to someone, she freezes. And that's the result of the trauma of the alcoholic dad and severe breakup. You need to get through that and have a real relationship. You use this as a convenient way to end relationships. It's okay to have a relationship.
53:43🔗
Good Charlotte
Dude, you know what? I too, I come from sort of the same background. And I try to, I found myself trying to find ways.
53:56🔗
Good Charlotte
Yeah, I find myself trying to end relationships, sabotaging them sort of in the same way.
54:03🔗
Good Charlotte
And yeah, well, I never did that. I was, mine was always something else. But cheating on them or something? No, not that.
54:22🔗
Drew
You know, really what it is that the herb being close to you soils her. And anybody that anybody have sex with me is like, well, she's not worth it.
54:47🔗
Caller
No. Oh, no, I'm I'm a 19 year old virgin. And like, I'm like, I come from a Catholic background. And I feel really like ashamed, like when I'm making out with guys and stuff. And I don't know what's wrong with me. But you know what?
55:00🔗
Good Charlotte
I'll tell you this much. God gave you the desires that you have. How about that? God created you. God created you with all the desires that you have as a man waiting to marry. Listen, and waiting till you're married is totally respectable. But when you're making out with people and stuff, you know, that's your mind. That's that's you condemning yourself. You shouldn't do that.
55:37🔗
Caller
I think I'm not like ugly or anything. Everyone's like, oh, well, are you ugly? Are you fat? I'm not ugly or fat like I like I have to be so mean.
55:55🔗
Caller
Basically, although I think maybe like my best friends, Julie and Jamie Lynn died last year. And like, I think maybe I feel bad like because they like died just kissing like one person. And I think I feel bad like if I move on, then maybe I'll be like betraying them somehow.
56:29🔗
Adam
I don't know. It's a middle name or something. Listen, Lorena. You're 19. Come on. You know what you got to do? Let me tell you something you broads got to do. You quit watching those goddamn soaps and start watching the history channel and all that stuff and smarten yourself up a little bit.
56:50🔗
Adam
But listen, everybody, there's books out there. There's messages out there. There's things to do. There's people to talk to. There's Oprah. Don't just sit around and listen to your stupid friends. That's what I'm saying. If you're 19, educate yourself a little bit. It's time. It's time to explore. It's time to learn.
57:07🔗
Good Charlotte
Find somebody that you like making out with and just stick with it for a while.
57:18🔗
Good Charlotte
My question is, I've been in a relationship with this one girl for two years and just a bunch of long distance relationships before that. Now, I just started dating this girl. My question is, when you're dating, are you allowed to date more than one girl at the same time? And like, is that wrong? Is there a line between dating and going out with somebody?
57:43🔗
Adam
You get to date. That's why that's the advantage of dating. You get to date more than one person.
57:48🔗
Good Charlotte
But if you can't leave them on and make them think that you're only dating them, though, you got to be honest with them. Be straight up with everybody.
57:54🔗
Adam
I mean, I was clear with my wife about this. We're dating. We're still dating. You know what I'm saying? We may be married, but this is dating.
58:02🔗
Drew
Matt, most women will draw the line at you sleeping with them. You're not dating anymore then. You're going out. They expect that that's the only you're the only one that you know, she's the only one.
58:13🔗
Good Charlotte
Yeah. Well, the girl that I'm dating, I'm not sleeping with. But I have I slept with my ex-girlfriend like twice when I was dating her. And I was just wondering, is that that's a technicality.
58:24🔗
Good Charlotte
That's your deal, man. That's your deal, dude. That's like that's the best way.
58:34🔗
Adam
No, no, I don't blame. Well, actually, I blame you guys. Was I saying I wasn't blaming you guys? No, that was a lie.
58:42🔗
Good Charlotte
Remember that time, remember that one night when you got a call and it was a guy that said, I'm 24 and I'm in a band and I'm a virgin. That was me.
58:55🔗
Adam
All right. I don't know what to say, Drew, other than we. I don't know. You're 19. They like kiss you.
59:05🔗
Good Charlotte
The only thing I don't get is like people, they seem to not have common sense sometimes. Like it's your deal, dude. If you want to lie to a girl, if that's cool in your conscience, then go ahead and do it. But if you're not, I mean, I don't know, like you lie to girls. No, I'm just saying, like such an asshole. My friend died.
59:22🔗
Adam
No, she got was the second base. The second base. Can you imagine? It's like, yeah, right. So what? You what? You you screwed once and then you die. You think you're happy while you're dying. Oh, this is great. At least I got banged once before I went to the grave. Is that what you think what people think?
59:50🔗
Adam
And driving off a tow truck, then marriage and children. That's that's how it should go.
1:00:49🔗
Adam
All right. And what meanwhile, you your friends are making out and all that kind of stuff, right?
1:00:58🔗
Yeah, like just all over at school and everything.
1:01:06🔗
Yeah, they do.
1:01:06🔗
Good Charlotte
What is that in California? They all have Sadie's Hawkins. We never had that.
1:01:10🔗
That's the guy.
1:01:12🔗
Adam
Sadie Hawkins was a whore that was burned at a stake for spreading syphilis throughout the town. But they named a dance after her.
1:01:24🔗
Good Charlotte
And they dressed the same, the girl and the guy. So you've never kissed a guy and you're kind of sad about it? Guess how old I was when I kissed a guy? Guess how old I was when I kissed a girl for the first time. I mean, really made out with a girl. Nope.
1:02:01🔗
Adam
Doing it now, everybody. Hey, Stephanie. Here's the thing. It is tough when your parents have a different agenda than you do. I can't tell you that it's better they have this agenda than the your mom's new boyfriend wants to molest you agenda. Or the drugs are more important. They're trying to protect you. And it's not a good. I mean, here's the whole thing about protection. It's never a good time. It means put the seatbelt on, put the helmet on, slow down, turn, you know, put the reflectors on. It's all, it's never fun. The good news is, is you make it through your childhood. I mean, if you really just sort of think about child, child seats and helmets and elbow pads and stuff, none of it's any fun. It's just better protection when you look back on it if you can. And I think this is the same and it doesn't feels like the helmet in the child's seat. What are you going to do? And then there's a point, though, you don't put a helmet on when you get in your car.
1:03:40🔗
Good Charlotte
You said you weren't going to tell anyone about that. How long have you been dating him? I say a couple of months. Give him a kiss. Make him happy.
1:03:50🔗
Good Charlotte
Hey, kids, I bet you didn't know this, but before Loveline starts, Dr. Drew gives us free physicals.
1:04:17🔗
Adam
Christie Canyon's sister. Katie Canyon? Her name is Carla. But her last name is Canyon. Well, it's Canyon Berg. When you get in a showbiz, it's good to cut the true thing off. Christie Canyonberg. I know a real name, but it is funny that her sister's real name is Carla. I was goofy. It was cool. Someone asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance. Now, you don't dress alike, do you?
1:04:48🔗
Adam
Look up Sadie Hawkins. Good Charlotte, we're going to hear something off the CD, the Young and the Hopeless. I don't know what song we're hearing, but please enjoy it.
1:08:26🔗
Adam
That's all right, that's all right. Let me tell you something about this show. We just went through the middle rounds of a championship fight, in which we took a couple rounds off, we got up against the ropes, we got worked over a little. Do you know what I'm saying?
1:08:40🔗
Adam
But now, like any great champion, we rise in the championship rounds. We're on our toes, we're moving now.
1:08:50🔗
Adam
We're flicking the jab out there, and it's stinging now. We've cut our opponent now. We're working it. The eye's swollen a little. Can't see too good out of it. We're gonna get down, we're gonna start working some commas. These are the championship rounds, and these are, this is where you can, you separate the wheat from the chaff. Yes, Drew?
1:09:10🔗
Adam
All right, now let's go to the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. When we come back, we're going to talk to Evan, his date and a stripper. And that's always a good call. Business man's lunch. Shanna's stage five, Sanjay.
1:09:37🔗
Adam
Mini bottles of champagne, only $26.99. Blah blah. You know, there's nothing worse than buying a stripper a drink and she doesn't drink it. I bought a stripper, I don't know why it was a not. Ginger Ale once was like, what, you know, 875 or something, it scores. She took a half a sip out of it and pushed away. And I was like, hey, that's nine bucks worth of Canada drive. Maybe like somehow the idea that it was Ginger Ale made it, makes it worse, even cheaper. I don't know what it was, but strippers, just listen. If you want the drink, get the drink, but you got to finish the drink, especially when it's 10 dollars from the soda fountain. You know what I'm saying?
1:10:16🔗
Adam
That's right. I think they kind of all in on the encouragement. You know, when they get those little mini bottles of champagne, I guess there's got to be something in it for them, a little kickback, Drew. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back with Good Charlotte.
1:10:33🔗
Caller
Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline is brought to you by Trojan, America's most trusted condom for over 80 years.
1:11:03🔗
Drew
Sadie Hawkins was originated in 1937 as a debut on the Little Abner's comic strip, Al Cap's Little Abners. And Sadie was a prominent resident of Dogpatch. Her dad was worried that Sadie would be living the rest of his life under her, so under his rough sweet accreted, the first annual Sadie Hawkins Day. A foot race in which the unmarried gals pursued the town's bachelors with matrimony to the consequence.
1:11:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's everywhere, yeah. Yeah, the point is, it turned into a dance, and it was even in junior high.
1:11:39🔗
Drew
Sadie Hawkins was the homeliest gal on the hills who grew tired of waiting for fellows to come a-courting.
1:11:44🔗
Adam
Yeah, so it's a chance for the ugly chicks to get some. It's basically what it is. And it's a little rough on the guys, because as a guy, you women are used to turning guys down, and as guys, we're used to being turned down, and it's no big deal. Once in a while, you have to turn down a woman, and it's weird. It's weird for them, but it's as weird for you. I mean, it's hard to deal with it. Yeah, you know.
1:12:09🔗
Good Charlotte
Especially when you know a girl worked up a lot of courage to come and put it on you.
1:12:15🔗
Adam
I know, and it's just, now, A, if you're going with someone else, it's a disaster. B, you end up talking too much, and it just becomes obvious.
1:12:24🔗
Adam
You stutter, you fake injuries, you make up stuff. I mean, probably three times in my life, I've actually tried to get out of something with a chick, and it's always a disaster, and it's humiliating.
1:12:34🔗
Good Charlotte
You can never just go straight up. You know what? I'm not feeling it. I don't like you. You have to go, it's not you. I just feel like I'm going through, like, and you just make up all these things. It becomes this long lie.
1:12:44🔗
Adam
Right. Meanwhile, if her friend who you are into would have asked you to be all over it in a second. Evan?
1:12:54🔗
Adam
Yeah. Oh, so here's the message. This is for everyone, men and women. When someone doesn't want to go out with you and they say, you know, right now, I just need some space or I'm working real hard and I'm going to school. Just here's the deal. Here's what you need to know. They don't want to go with you. But here's the other thing you need to know. That doesn't mean there's something wrong with you. It means they don't want to go with you. It doesn't mean that there's others that don't or who wouldn't feel a different way about you.
1:14:25🔗
Adam
I'll tell you what goes on. There's one fat guy who wears a leather fanny pack and has a ponytail.
1:15:13🔗
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1:15:16🔗
Good Charlotte
You've been dating her a month and she's a stripper. And you're jealous? Yeah, yeah. Well, a lot of guys are looking at your girlfriend naked, so that tends to make guys jealous.
1:15:25🔗
Adam
That's it. Yeah, but look, here's the deal. Here's what Evan doesn't know. Drew's inviting his tongue, I know, but Evan is 19, his girlfriend is 22. She's a stripper. That means there's something going on with her. Now, it's just a topless place, which doesn't mean they've been traumatized as much as the old nude places or the bachelor party chicks or the porn chicks. But the point is, she's got issues. He's jealous. He's too young to even get in the club. He's in way over his head. She will drive you insane, Evan.
1:15:57🔗
Adam
Go ahead, have your kicks. Don't get her pregnant. And don't start looking at her as a long term material. Yeah.
1:16:14🔗
Adam
Evan. Bogus call. I don't like, I don't like bogus. I don't like boring bogus, you know, just like, hey. Another delightful night with Benji and Joel from Good Charlotte. We are our favorite kids.
1:33:23🔗
Adam
It's tough. And I know now that it's all, I always learn about myself when I come here.
1:33:26🔗
Good Charlotte
In my head, you guys can't see it, but I'm thinking about what's going on in here.
1:33:33🔗
Adam
Yeah. Hey, tomorrow night, boobies. Blink 182. Remember when they were just kids? Yeah. Fresh face kids.
1:33:41🔗
Adam
Yeah. They're going to be in here tomorrow night. And then Ron Livingston is going to be in here from the cooler.
1:33:57🔗
Good Charlotte
And when we make our record out here for like three months, I will be on every night.
1:34:04🔗
Adam
So until next time, the young and the hopeless, by the way, CD, Long Beach form or Long Beach Arena on Friday. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:34:24🔗
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