Sunday, February 10, 2002

1:25🔗 Adam Yeah, big deal. And the phone number here is 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest is from That 80s Show, which is Drew's favorite new show.

1:39🔗 Drew It is. I'm pissed off that I'm not there to meet you guys.

1:41🔗 Adam Well, if you weren't out chasing a nickel in Tennessee, Drew, you could be here with the lovely ladies in Glenn, who just got done shaking the due office, Lily.

1:51🔗 Drew Wait a minute. Listen, listen. Mr. Sellout Corolla, I was at a gym this morning, and I walked past, they have those boards where they have celebrities talking about their habits of diet habits and exercise habits. There's Adam Corolla, huge picture of Adam Corolla, and posed in sort of a GQ-like position.

2:11🔗 Adam No.

2:12🔗 Drew The headline is Bag Boy. That's the headline.

2:15🔗 Adam Really?

2:16🔗 Drew Yeah, go on to discuss how you hit the heavy bag and speak more than I've ever heard you say about anything. Really? Yeah. Oh, yes. It's ridiculous. You sell out.

2:26🔗 Adam Was I smoking? What do you mean?

2:28🔗 Drew You were high at the time.

2:29🔗 Adam How dare you? How can I be a sellout if I didn't get paid?

2:34🔗 Drew What made you do it?

2:35🔗 Adam All right. Well, hold on a second, because we got the guests here and everything. I feel bad, but don't let me forget to talk about that, because it's an interesting thing, all right? It's not incriminating. By the way, boy, did I roll my ankle. Look at this foot, everybody. You see that? Black and blue and small. You poor baby. Look at what my normal foot looks like. That's A. Well, look at the top. It's better looking. That's A. Then this is B.

3:06🔗 That is pretty serious.

3:07🔗 Adam Yeah, B. B. Bad. It goes all the way up. I was playing basketball yesterday. I just rolled it right over the top, Drew. It was brutal. You bare way on it okay? Yeah. I went to the Pomona. I went to the drag race today. I got drunk though. I walked around all day. It was great.

3:22🔗 Drew How much vicar did?

3:25🔗 Adam Yeah. We need to talk because I'm out. Yeah. All right. All right. So anyway, that 80s show. Drew, why do you love that 80s show so much?

3:33🔗 Drew I just like it. I like the premise. I like the settings. I like that time of history. I like the characters. I like the acting job these guys are doing. Thank you.

3:41🔗 Adam Glenn Howerton.

3:42🔗 I was wondering when you'd get to that.

3:43🔗 Drew Well, which are you?

3:45🔗 Adam Glenn Howerton, Tinsley Grimes is here and Brittany Daniel. All from the.

3:49🔗 Drew What are the characters you guys play?

3:51🔗 Adam Corey, Katie and Sophia.

3:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

3:53🔗 Adam Well, but you guys go ahead and say it over the air.

3:55🔗 Drew There's like a bisexual.

3:57🔗 Adam Right.

3:57🔗 That's her.

4:00🔗 I never expected that to come up.

4:03🔗 No, never on the show.

4:05🔗 Adam Well, who's the bisexual?

4:07🔗 I play the bisexual. Don't look to Glenn.

4:09🔗 Adam Oh, guys can be bi.

4:12🔗 I am.

4:13🔗 Adam Oh, really? Nice.

4:14🔗 On the show, yeah.

4:15🔗 Yeah.

4:17🔗 Adam It's already imitating life there, Drew.

4:19🔗 I told you.

4:20🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. So that's eight o'clock on Wednesday nights on Fox. I got a friend who writes on that show, Tony Barbieri.

4:28🔗 Drew I had dinner with Karen Mandibach the other night. Oh, as producer. Oh, you did?

4:32🔗 At her house? Yeah.

4:33🔗 Drew And she was singing your praises.

4:35🔗 Adam Where, Drew, where did you have dinner with her?

4:39🔗 Drew At Beverly Hills.

4:41🔗 Adam Oh, boy. Now who's the big shot?

4:43🔗 Yeah, seriously.

4:44🔗 Adam All right.

4:44🔗 Drew At least I'm not a sellout.

4:45🔗 Adam Well, listen, let's take some calls. But let me just say real fast what that poster was.

4:52🔗 Drew It was like Health and Fitness Weekly or some nonsense.

4:55🔗 Adam Somebody called me from some magazine about three months ago and says, we're doing this thing where we call B slash C celebrities and ask them what they do to stay in shape.

5:05🔗 Drew And by the way, it's like the Surrounded by Beefcake.

5:08🔗 Adam Oh, really?

5:09🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

5:10🔗 Adam I never saw it. Anyway, I said, well, I hit the heavy bag. I got a heavy bag in my garage and I used to do some boxing and I just hit the heavy bag. And I said, you know, I'm too lazy to go to the gym, but I can go down to my garage and hit the heavy bag. And that was about it. And she said, fine. So really steal that poster, Drew. I've never seen it.

5:28🔗 Drew No, it's like under glass, you know, it's on a, you know, they pay for it.

5:32🔗 Adam Who pays for it?

5:33🔗 Drew It's like a monthly thing, like a monthly little magazine they post up there.

5:36🔗 Adam I don't get paid. That's what I'm saying.

5:38🔗 Drew Sure you don't.

5:38🔗 Adam Sean? Drew, you want me just pick these calls and go down the road here?

5:43🔗 Drew If you say let's go and get some calls, I'll pick them for you.

5:46🔗 Adam Let's go get some calls.

5:47🔗 Drew All right. Here's Sean.

5:49🔗 Adam Thanks, Drew.

5:50🔗 Drew Sean?

5:51🔗 Yeah.

5:51🔗 Adam You're 23.

5:52🔗 Caller Right.

5:53🔗 Adam What's up?

5:54🔗 Caller All right. First of all, I've been listening to you guys for like seven or eight years. And I'm totally addicted to this show. Anyway, my question is actually for Drew. When I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I usually pull out at the end. And I actually-

6:11🔗 Drew Is this because you're trying to prevent a pregnancy or what are you up to?

6:14🔗 Caller No, she's on the pill. I just don't really feel comfortable actually coming inside her.

6:18🔗 Adam Right.

6:19🔗 Drew Why?

6:19🔗 Adam Well, etiquette would suggest that one should not come inside another human being, but rather on one's chest.

6:25🔗 Caller Oh, I'm not-

6:26🔗 Adam No, I'm not. Didn't you ever read that to Hello-E's, Drew?

6:31🔗 Drew I see. I understand now.

6:33🔗 Caller All right. Anyway, what I'm getting at is my question is when I actually pull out, rather than coming all over everything, I grab the tip and then I'll reach for the towel and then go in there. And during the process here, is this doing any-

6:50🔗 Drew So you're actually having the muscular contractions and squeezing the tip so nothing comes out, right?

6:55🔗 Caller Right.

6:56🔗 Drew That's not good for you.

6:57🔗 Caller It's not.

6:58🔗 Drew That's not good. It's not going to harm you in a sort of devastating way, but it's not good for you. It's going to irritate your prostate. It might affect the muscular function down there later in life.

7:09🔗 Adam Anytime your body starts something and then you stop it from finishing, like when those people sneeze and pinch their nose off. Yeah, that hurts. That's bad for you. Yeah, all that stuff where you're going to throw up and stuff your hand in front of your mouth, all that stuff where you're doing something and make yourself stop, it's never a good thing. You know what it's like? It's like throwing your car in reverse while you're still rolling forward. It's not good for the car. This is not good for you.

7:36🔗 Drew Sean, no one has ever died from this, but when you're 60, your prostate might complain.

7:41🔗 Caller How about just using a condom?

7:44🔗 Adam Yeah, how about it?

7:44🔗 Drew Well, he doesn't have to. She's on the pill.

7:47🔗 Oh, what?

7:49🔗 Yeah, yeah. I actually had a question.

7:55🔗 Drew This is his girlfriend. This is your girlfriend, right? Didn't you tell me you were with her for a year and a half or something?

8:01🔗 Caller Oh, no. I've been with her almost like nine months. But the thing is, what are the actual odds of her getting pregnant? I don't know enough.

8:10🔗 Drew Approaching zero.

8:11🔗 Caller What's that?

8:12🔗 Drew Approaching zero.

8:14🔗 Caller Really? Because I didn't know that. And that's what I was afraid of. And I'd rather be safe than sorry.

8:18🔗 Caller But if she misses one pill, though, then it can really increase your odds.

8:23🔗 Adam Is it just one pill that will do that?

8:25🔗 Drew Yeah. Even not taking it the same time every day can screw it up. But there are birth control patches you can wear now. She has trouble remembering when to take it. There's a patch you can take every week. Or the shot every three months.

8:38🔗 Caller You take it like the same time every morning.

8:40🔗 Drew All right. Well, she's great. This is close to...

8:44🔗 Adam But here's what I understand, Drew. Why don't you take the towel and just, you know, put it over like a tablecloth or something? You know, like when I'm having sex with a woman, it's like, you know, what they do in surgery. There's just a little opening for the part they're working on. And then everything else is covered up.

9:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:03🔗 Adam And for me, too, I wear bathrobe with a hole. I turn it around. I slide my hands through it like I'm wearing surgical scrubs and I just put a hole in the front.

9:12🔗 Drew You have a nurse there robe you up?

9:14🔗 Adam Yeah. I can do the hands. I do. I think where I hold my hands up like that, you know.

9:17🔗 Caller She's all dressed up like a nurse.

9:18🔗 Yeah.

9:20🔗 Adam No, and she just, you know, where's the towel?

9:22🔗 Drew She's draped like a patient.

9:23🔗 Adam What are you talking about? Well, why?

9:24🔗 Drew The nurse is robing Adam.

9:26🔗 Adam I'm saying why does Sean have to grab or run for the towel? Why can't he just sort of have it there? You know what I mean?

9:32🔗 Drew He's got some weird, weird energy on all that.

9:34🔗 Adam All right. All right. Well, anyway, feel free to have sex. I want to answer a man show. Drew, do we just hang up on our next guy?

9:42🔗 Drew Yes. That was a good one.

9:43🔗 Adam Oh, because I pressed line six.

9:45🔗 Drew You pressed as I pressed, yeah.

9:47🔗 Adam Well, it wasn't exactly. I'd say it was about a tenth of a second after you pressed it. Hey, Garrett. Yeah. You got some question about the man show boy?

9:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:56🔗 Caller I just want to know how you found him.

9:58🔗 Adam All right. Well, the man show is on right now in Comedy Central, by the way. I got to plug my own show and the man show boys, the fat kid who does our bidding for us.

10:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:07🔗 Adam That guy is awesome. We just needed a goofy husky kid to go ask people ridiculous questions and he seemed to work. I think we had like an open call or something.

10:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:18🔗 Drew For goofy husky kids?

10:20🔗 Adam Well, you don't say that in the thing. You don't go like nerdy tardy kids.

10:25🔗 Caller Yeah. I could play that guy great.

10:27🔗 Adam You could?

10:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:28🔗 Adam You're husky kid?

10:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:30🔗 Adam All right. Well, you know, if something should happen to the man show boy, I'll notify your representation because we'll... How big are you, Garrett?

10:41🔗 240.

10:42🔗 Adam How tall are you?

10:43🔗 Six foot.

10:44🔗 Drew He's 15.

10:45🔗 Adam He's 15. Wow.

10:47🔗 Drew Sort of outgrown the man show boy.

10:49🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Big guy. Hey, Garrett?

10:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:53🔗 Adam Are you not a hit with the ladies?

10:56🔗 Caller Not really.

10:56🔗 Adam Yeah. The ladies don't like big guys.

10:59🔗 Caller Not many, no.

11:00🔗 Adam No, it is true. Lean up on that mic. Argue with me if you want, but they don't like big dudes.

11:06🔗 Caller I don't think that's true necessarily.

11:08🔗 Caller I could probably get lots of fat ladies though.

11:11🔗 Adam There's no such thing as a fat lady.

11:12🔗 You mean fat as in like P-H-A-T, right? You mean that kind of fat?

11:17🔗 Adam Oh, so that's a tough thing about the big goofy dudes too, is they don't want the fat chicks either. But that's all that's left in the corral. Hey, Garrett, are you overweight or are you just kind of a big guy?

11:33🔗 Probably I'd say overweight.

11:35🔗 Adam All right. Well, listen, if you can admit that over the radio, that means you're morbidly obese. Why don't you go on a little diet there or something?

11:43🔗 Caller Oh, I play sports year round.

11:46🔗 Adam Oh, all right.

11:47🔗 Caller And I play football, so I like to be big for that.

11:49🔗 Adam All right. But you are kind of fat, right?

11:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:53🔗 Adam Yeah?

11:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:54🔗 Caller Okay.

11:55🔗 Adam Well, you don't want to be fat for football, though, right?

11:57🔗 Caller No.

11:58🔗 Adam Well, you may want to lose a little weight. Or are we just going to go around again with the workout?

12:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:02🔗 Adam All right, everybody. I like the guys who give you their why they should be losing weight, but they're not. They're like, how about going out, hey, I eat tofu and stream water and I work out 15 hours a week. You go, yeah, I'm 150 pounds overweight. You go, all right, well, I'm out of suggestions. But you start thinking, jeez, I wonder if they're really working out and eating what they say. I mean, they got to be doing-

12:28🔗 Drew It's like a McDonald's visit.

12:29🔗 Adam It's got to be something they're doing, right? I mean, at 15, you're 60 pounds overweight or whatever.

12:35🔗 Drew I mean, if he's also truthful in terms of how much exercise he's doing, he's got to be getting calories from somewhere. Sasha's 20.

12:41🔗 Adam Sasha?

12:42🔗 Hey, everybody. My question is for Dr. Drew. I wanted to know, vegan condoms work just as well as regular ones?

12:47🔗 Drew I am totally fascinated. I've never heard of a vegan condom.

12:51🔗 Yeah, what's that? Well, I was on this animal rights website and they had this link to veganerotica.com. I'm looking at it now and this condom company says that they don't use any milk casen. Which normally all other condom makers use and it says they're ideal for vegans and are fully tested and surpass standards set by the British Institute of Veganism?

13:14🔗 Drew So it's latex, right?

13:16🔗 Yeah, I think so, but it doesn't have any milk.

13:18🔗 Drew These aren't the animal skin one in some weird way or something.

13:20🔗 Right, and they have like all these weird flavors and it says they're like cheaper and.

13:25🔗 Adam Well, wait a second. Aren't all the latex ones, those are vegan, right?

13:31🔗 No, she's saying it has milk. It says it like unlike protein.

13:34🔗 Guest It has dairy in it.

13:36🔗 Adam It does?

13:36🔗 Guest Yeah, it has a dairy product in it. So it has soy.

13:40🔗 Caller Soy condoms.

13:41🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, wait a minute. I don't understand. You're saying that we're not talking about the animal skin condoms.

13:50🔗 Caller No, not like lanolin.

13:52🔗 Adam Right. Those clearly would not go to the vegan code. And vegan for the people that are listening are people that are not, you know, vegetarian plus, right? Just nothing to do with animals, whether it be...

14:05🔗 Caller Or milk or cheese.

14:06🔗 Adam Yeah, no product that comes from an animal can be worn or consumed or even discussed.

14:10🔗 That's what vegan vegetarian just doesn't eat meat.

14:12🔗 Adam Right. Okay. So you're saying that regular condoms, what are they? Latex?

14:19🔗 Yeah, it's the milk case and it's... I don't...

14:22🔗 Caller The milk case and...

14:24🔗 Adam What word is that? What word is she saying, Drew?

14:28🔗 Guest She's used in glue, isn't it, also?

14:30🔗 Yeah, it's like a glue derivative.

14:32🔗 Adam So there's a product in there that has a milk base to it.

14:35🔗 Caller Yeah, and these condoms don't have that.

14:38🔗 Adam Does all latex have that?

14:40🔗 Yeah, no, all regular condoms have that.

14:42🔗 Adam No, but I'm just talking about latex in general.

14:46🔗 Drew It's not in latex. They must use it just to seal the container or something.

14:50🔗 I think it would make it stretchier. I don't know.

14:52🔗 Caller Really?

14:53🔗 Drew Are you a vegan?

14:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

14:55🔗 Adam So what happened to you, first off, screwball? Don't kid me for a second. This is right up there with Wiccan on the nut job charts. Who screwed with you?

15:06🔗 My parents are hippies, and they're like unnatural.

15:08🔗 Adam All right.

15:08🔗 Drew Yeah, but usually, Sasha, the children of hippie parents become like hardcore punks.

15:13🔗 Well, for a while, I didn't really care, and I was like eating meat, but my new boyfriend is a vegan, so.

15:19🔗 Drew That's why you can laugh at the vegan principles.

15:21🔗 Adam Yeah. That's screw up.

15:22🔗 I don't want him to know that, but yeah.

15:25🔗 Drew Vegan male.

15:26🔗 Adam Yeah. He's at least bi. For sure. Best case scenario, he's bi. That's best case. Pray for bi.

15:36🔗 But are they just as good? I mean, are they just as.

15:38🔗 Drew I don't know, Sasha. It sounds even like either from another country.

15:41🔗 Adam Oh, listen, you screw up. You run into animal products all over the place. You don't even know it. So you might as well just get something that's effective and stop thinking about it so much, all right?

15:51🔗 Drew Okay.

15:51🔗 Adam All right. Here's the deal.

15:52🔗 Drew Does that help you?

15:53🔗 Adam Well, listen, listen. You make, I appreciate what you're doing, but this isn't the place to skimp and this isn't why cows are being killed. Do you know what I'm saying?

16:05🔗 Yeah, that's true.

16:06🔗 Adam See, here's what happens with all causes. They start off pretty good and then they get nutty, and then you got to climb off. This is what happens. This is why all you people are nuts. This is what happens with the NRA, and it's what happens with the ACLU, and it's what happens with the vegans, it happens with everyone. They start off with a couple of basic notions where you go, yeah, okay, I'm with that, and then they start spinning off into condoms and 90-round banana clips and mortars being legal in the NRA. That's with the NRA, and then you got the ACLU not wanting death row criminals to be DNA tested because it would violate their rights. They just start spinning off and then you realize they're nut jobs and now you have to get off. Isn't that kind of how it works? Is there a cause that just sort of saying and stops at a certain normal point that they should stop at? No, there's not.

17:03🔗 Drew They're out there, you don't hear about them.

17:05🔗 Adam Right, they're quiet. All right. Drew, you got a call?

17:09🔗 Drew My wife got all upset tonight. The Simpsons became like explicitly sexual tonight and the kids are watching it. She had to run around, turn off all the TVs in the house.

17:17🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute. Wait a minute. It was awful. How did they?

17:21🔗 Drew It was all a cartoon. They had a sort of a Sex and the City takeoff.

17:25🔗 Caller Nice.

17:27🔗 Drew Yeah. It very quickly went bad.

17:30🔗 Adam But wait, how did your wife get to the TVs? I mean, did she have a premonition about sexual content?

17:36🔗 Drew No, she was watching it with them. She had that watching it with them and all of a sudden, oh my God, it got worse and worse. She said she had to run, turn the TV off, and a couple of kids were upstairs watching the same thing. They were upstairs, turn the TV off.

17:45🔗 Adam Did she dive or did she just pick up the remote calmly?

17:49🔗 Drew Yeah. It was sort of like, yeah, she dove. Drove first across the screen so they couldn't see another second of it.

17:54🔗 Adam Did she throw one of her clogs through the TV screen because she couldn't find the remote?

17:58🔗 Drew She felt like it. She was so upset that you feel so sabotaged by television.

18:03🔗 Adam It's rape. It's nothing short of rape when it says draw something sexual. I felt violated. I saw the show. I'm still not right.

18:11🔗 Drew They had the Samantha character talking about how many guys she had sex with and stuff.

18:17🔗 Adam It's cartoon. All right. But Drew, what about this god-awful show with the semen flying everywhere, the vegan condoms?

18:25🔗 Drew Sam is the one.

18:26🔗 Adam I mean, this show is a mess, right?

18:27🔗 Drew Sam, my kids don't listen.

18:29🔗 Caller Believe me.

18:31🔗 Adam Drew, what happens if you're this god-forsaken place long enough for your kids to listen? What would you kill yourself?

18:36🔗 Drew I haven't. Yeah.

18:37🔗 Adam Okay.

18:37🔗 Drew Yeah.

18:38🔗 Adam Sam? Yes. You're 20?

18:41🔗 Caller Yeah. You know how on Friday with the guy, I thought he was bisexual? And you said about gay people that they're closer to girls, so that they're more, you know, flowing.

18:54🔗 Adam Right. Right. Here's what happened. I had another theory. On, you're saying on Friday, but this was on Thursday show.

19:00🔗 Caller On Thursday.

19:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

19:01🔗 Caller I'm in Baltimore, so it just came on tonight.

19:04🔗 Adam That 80s Show cast is in here tonight, by the way, just because I haven't mentioned it in a few minutes. What's up, guys? What's up? What I was saying, now, Drew, how do we get on this? We were talking about gay men and how they're more, they definitely have more feeling than straight guys.

19:22🔗 Drew Now, wait a minute. There was some specific thing we were talking about.

19:24🔗 Adam Then I was saying they're sort of like women that way, and then I don't remember what else I said. But what did I say, Sam?

19:30🔗 Caller You said that just because the one guy, he was worried about being bisexual, that this girl that thought he was gay, and you were saying that because women, you know how women, they might not consider themselves a lesbian, but they'll kiss another girl, then maybe because since he's gay, he's closer to being a girl, and it's like that way.

19:50🔗 Adam Right.

19:51🔗 Caller I wanted to say you're kind of half right, but you know how a person, gay or straight, if they've been through a lot in life, they kind of appreciate things more than someone who maybe was spoiled and all?

20:05🔗 Drew That's not actually what happens.

20:06🔗 Adam No, I don't know what you're talking about. I may be half right, but you're like a quarter to eighth right, Sam. Maybe sixteenth. That would be a standard thing. We could go metric, but that's going to be too long. That was your theory? That was it, Sam?

20:21🔗 Caller Well, can I ask Drew a question real quick?

20:23🔗 Drew Yeah, sure. Go ahead.

20:25🔗 Caller If you're on Paxil, is it a very bad thing to take ecstasy?

20:31🔗 Drew It's no worse than ecstasy by itself. Some people believe that they can prevent the damaging effects of ecstasy by taking drugs like Paxil, but there's absolutely no evidence that that's the case.

20:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

20:40🔗 Drew So it's bad times.

20:42🔗 Adam To explain my old theory and Sam's regurgitation of my theory, which was we're talking about how women can be attracted to women and not be lesbian or gay just because women are more flexible, more fluid that way. Not a put down, not a put down.

21:00🔗 Drew When you were saying maybe a gay guy, since he's closer to female, as you think of it, that he could be more fluid too and kind of move back and forth a little bit.

21:09🔗 Adam I would say that a gay man has a better chance of floating back and forth from men to women than a straight guy has of floating from men to women. That they're more fluid. When you speak to a woman and you're watching some old Navy commercial and some hot chick comes bouncing by, oftentimes a straight girl will go, boy, she's hot. If you pursue it a little further, as I always do, which is how much you go down on her. But would you kiss her? Most girls will tell you about some model, some actress, somebody for free that they would spend a night with. Whereas straight guys don't really have that George Clooney is really hot. It's understandable.

21:52🔗 Caller I totally understand that.

21:53🔗 Adam No, this is not an indictment.

21:56🔗 Drew If you want to know how weird guys are about this, heterosexual guys, I was at a school in Rhode Island last night and a kid came up and goes, what is it? This friend of mine, I think he was goofed around, I don't know if he's gay, but he grabbed me, he was leaving town, he grabbed me, kissed me in front of all our friends, and he vomited all over him. Really?

22:15🔗 Adam The guy who got kissed vomited?

22:16🔗 Drew Yeah. He immediately started puking and puked all over the guy. How old was he? He was like 20.

22:22🔗 Adam He had like 16 Jägermeister shots earlier, or was he just following because he kissed him?

22:28🔗 Drew My question was, how did your buddy that kissed you react? He always laughed his ass off, got exactly the desired response.

22:34🔗 Adam So he was screwing with him?

22:35🔗 Drew He would just screw with him.

22:38🔗 Adam All right. We have the cast from That 80s Show, which is on Wednesday nights, eight o'clock on Fox. Drew's new favorite show, and by the way, I don't believe Drew has seen a show that a guest of the show has been involved with in about three years. So this is high, high praise, everybody. That's cool, Drew. We'll take a little break. Drew's over there in Tennessee tonight. Yes, Drew?

23:03🔗 Drew Yeah, Memphis.

23:04🔗 Adam And we'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew. He's in, I keep saying Tennessee, but where in Tennessee?

23:51🔗 Drew Memphis.

23:51🔗 Adam Memphis. What are we doing? Talking to a college or something?

23:54🔗 Drew University, Ole Miss.

23:56🔗 Caller Ah!

23:57🔗 Drew Very interesting campus, very nice student body.

24:00🔗 Adam Yeah, well what are you gonna say?

24:01🔗 Drew They date there, they have dates.

24:03🔗 Adam All right, okay.

24:04🔗 Drew For Christ's sake.

24:05🔗 Adam Drew, you don't beat off when you're on the road, do you?

24:08🔗 Drew Never.

24:09🔗 Adam Wow. That's my only reason for travel, really.

24:12🔗 Drew I know.

24:13🔗 Adam I can't believe you deny yourself that. Glenn Howerton, Tinsley Grimes and Brittany Daniel are all here. Is it Daniel or Daniels?

24:21🔗 Caller Daniel, no S.

24:22🔗 Adam Wow.

24:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

24:23🔗 Adam Very confusing. They're all here from That 80s Show, which is on 8 o'clock Wednesday nights on Fox. And I have not seen it because it's brand new. And I've been traveling and all that stuff. But Drew loves this show. Yeah. See, that's where you go. Yeah.

24:42🔗 Drew Yeah.

24:42🔗 Adam Yeah. There you go.

24:43🔗 Drew It's great.

24:44🔗 Adam It's great, right?

24:45🔗 Drew Yeah.

24:46🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. That's all we get? Anything else?

24:51🔗 Drew I think it's I really enjoy it. And I think you'd enjoy it too because it's a piece of our history there.

24:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

24:56🔗 Drew You know what I'm saying?

24:56🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, yeah.

24:57🔗 Drew We are products of the 70s, but we lived through those 80s.

24:59🔗 Adam Yeah. I saw Susie and the Banshees video today on like VH1 11. And they're playing all these old retro 80s things. And I was just thinking about how crude everything was and about how bad everyone looked and how depressed I was. Yeah. Aaron?

25:19🔗 Hello?

25:19🔗 Adam You're 17?

25:20🔗 Caller Yeah. Questions for Drew.

25:23🔗 Drew Yeah.

25:24🔗 Caller I can't pronounce it. Dextromethorphan. And ingredient cough syrup. How dangerous is it to just drink?

25:33🔗 Drew Well, people, some people call this robo-tripping. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's obviously not good for you, right?

25:40🔗 Caller Well, I mean, I've read some stuff on it.

25:43🔗 Drew What have you read?

25:44🔗 Caller That it should be safe to do it two times a month. And there's like different plateaus for it. There's like major risks.

25:52🔗 Drew That kind of information you should immediately distrust because it's not as though they've done testing on it to tell you that because they can't because it's so harmful to people. Yeah, so how does he know what's actually happening to him? The fact is, here's the problem, is that anything that causes hallucinations probably is disrupting your brain chemistry and may have chronic persistent injury associated with it. Any drug that, and I'm not sure in the Dextrema Thorofan whether that's a primary effect or a side effect, and it's the case where it's the primary effect that you tend to see the brain damage. The probability is that you get brain damage from this.

26:26🔗 Caller Well, yeah, I've read that and, I mean, it's also been, it's fun as hell, but you know.

26:31🔗 Drew There've also been deaths from it.

26:33🔗 Caller There's something that's gonna mess you up for life.

26:36🔗 Drew That's right.

26:37🔗 Caller Always.

26:37🔗 Drew Yeah, that's right, that's right.

26:39🔗 Adam Except for that Christian Rock. Now, that's a good time and it does not harm you at all. No, it doesn't. All right.

26:48🔗 Caller All right, brother. I've been trying to get through for months. Hey. Adam, you're the funniest man alive.

26:52🔗 Adam Well, thanks, but what I want to know.

26:54🔗 Drew Are you high right now?

26:55🔗 Caller No, no, no.

26:57🔗 Adam He's robotriffing.

26:59🔗 Caller And Drew, you're one of the smartest men alive.

27:01🔗 Adam Is that, now we know he's high.

27:03🔗 Drew He's high, yeah.

27:05🔗 Adam That's robotriffing for robotussin. Right.

27:08🔗 Caller No, I've only done it twice.

27:10🔗 Adam All right. And what do you do? Do you just have to take a whole bunch?

27:13🔗 Caller Well, it's by your weight and milliliters of it, but...

27:18🔗 Adam You got to take quite a bit, right?

27:20🔗 Caller Yeah, about eight ounces.

27:22🔗 Adam About eight ounces? Well, that's a fairly... That's a lot. Yeah, because a container's probably like four ounces.

27:26🔗 Drew Six ounces.

27:27🔗 Adam Is that six ounces?

27:28🔗 Caller Yeah, there's four, six. I think there's eight and 12.

27:31🔗 Adam Okay. That's quite a bit. Hey, Drew.

27:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:35🔗 Adam Is there any... I went out with Dr. Bruce, who fills in for Dr. Drew today. We went to the drag races. And he was telling me how to make speed.

27:45🔗 Caller You know?

27:46🔗 Drew Were you doing it? You go home and do it?

27:48🔗 Adam No, because I busted my ankle up. But soon as my ankle's better, I'm going to cook up some speed in the garage.

27:53🔗 Drew It's pretty easy to make it.

27:54🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was telling me about that. Anyway, it's good times. You know, there's nothing more exciting than while I'm getting drunk at the Budweiser hospitality tent, Dr. Bruce is looking through the contents of the energy drink and explaining what all the ingredients are to me. That's it. Could you imagine? Are you there with me, Drew?

28:13🔗 I'm here.

28:13🔗 Adam Can you hear that? Can you just hear Bruce? All right. Mike?

28:18🔗 Yeah.

28:18🔗 Adam You're 19. What's up?

28:20🔗 Caller Okay. I met this girl in November through a friend of mine. And we've just been hanging out and we became like really good friends and stuff. And just recently, I've been having like a lot of feelings for her.

28:32🔗 Drew Are you 19?

28:34🔗 Caller Excuse me?

28:35🔗 Drew Are you 19?

28:35🔗 Caller Yes.

28:37🔗 Caller Hmm.

28:37🔗 Adam Squirrely 19, right?

28:39🔗 Drew Yeah. Sounds young.

28:40🔗 Adam Virgin? Yes. Yeah. Well, there you go. So we always know the virgins, don't we?

28:47🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

28:48🔗 Adam They're just squirrely. They're shaky sounding.

28:51🔗 Drew Mike?

28:52🔗 Caller Excuse me?

28:52🔗 Drew She's a friend and she's a girl.

28:54🔗 Caller Yeah. And I asked her out on Friday to Valentine's Day because we went out to the beach and just hung out and did a lot of stuff.

29:01🔗 Adam Hold on. What's going on there?

29:03🔗 Caller Major? My cell phone's going off.

29:05🔗 Adam What song do you got on there?

29:08🔗 Caller I don't know. Just one of the Nokia songs.

29:10🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. I like those guys.

29:14🔗 Caller They rock.

29:15🔗 Adam Old Nokia rocks. New stuff's like, I don't know, they start taking it in a different direction, that you know, kind of more fusion or something. But the older Nokia stuff.

29:25🔗 Caller The old rock and roll, yeah.

29:27🔗 Adam And some of that stuff's still hard to find.

29:29🔗 It's out of print.

29:30🔗 Adam But that old Nokia stuff really rocks.

29:32🔗 Guest Yeah, it does.

29:33🔗 Adam Totally hot. Yeah. Lou Reed was influenced by some of the old Nokia stuff.

29:38🔗 Guest Yeah.

29:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:40🔗 Adam All right. Anyway, Mike, what's up? Yeah.

29:42🔗 Caller Okay. So yeah, we went to the beach on Friday and I thought things were going really well, so I decided to ask her.

29:47🔗 Adam How to range was one of their best albums. Remember that? 73, 74?

29:52🔗 Guest I used to listen to nothing but that and Kraftwerk.

29:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:57🔗 Adam Nokia and Kraftwerk.

29:58🔗 Caller One of my phone is called Equilibrium.

30:00🔗 Adam All right. Go ahead there, Mike. Sorry. You like this girl?

30:03🔗 Caller Yeah. I asked her out on Friday for Valentine's Day dinner. She said no and I thought that it wasn't going to be a big deal. I thought I was either way friends or more than friends. But just this whole weekend, I've been just thinking about her and it's just been running through my mind. I'm not sure if I should talk to her more about it or-

30:20🔗 Drew No. She's let you know where she's at with this.

30:24🔗 Adam Well-

30:24🔗 Drew Right, Mike?

30:25🔗 Adam Yeah. I'd say let's ask the girls about this, but no means no.

30:31🔗 Caller No.

30:32🔗 Adam Physically, I don't want to be politically incorrect, but once in a while here, you can try to cop a boob field, say no.

30:39🔗 Caller But wait, you guys are just friends?

30:40🔗 Adam An hour later, get one. But-

30:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:42🔗 Caller And did she feel weird that you asked her out?

30:45🔗 Caller Well, it was more like something out of the blue because I just asked her as I was leaving.

30:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:50🔗 Caller So-

30:51🔗 Drew She said no.

30:52🔗 Caller Is she weird to you? Do you guys still talk on the phone or she weirded out?

30:55🔗 Caller Yeah, we talk. No, we talk today and-

30:58🔗 Guest Was it clear that you were asking her out on a date?

31:00🔗 Caller Yes.

31:01🔗 Adam Yeah, that's why she said no.

31:02🔗 Caller What exactly did she say? How did she say no?

31:06🔗 Caller Well, she said that she said no and then I thought it was going to be a yes just because things were going so on. I was just like, like what? Like kind of like I didn't really compute that she said no. Yeah. And so she was like, I was like, what? Why? And she's like, oh, well, a friend of mine's coming in and we're going to go hang out that day or something.

31:24🔗 Drew And yeah, a guy friend.

31:26🔗 Caller Yeah. Like one of her friends is supposedly coming in that day.

31:30🔗 Drew All right.

31:31🔗 Caller No, no.

31:32🔗 Caller Hey, I maybe wouldn't ask her.

31:34🔗 Drew Don't torture yourself.

31:36🔗 Adam No.

31:36🔗 Drew Because if there was the slightest possibility of interest, she would have gone, but I'd love to debunk. She would have followed it up with something.

31:42🔗 Adam No, no, it ain't. No. Hey, Mike. Yeah. All right. We got to do. This is going to be this is as we used to call this in the construction trade. This is not a remodel we're doing on you. We're going to do a ground up. You understand? This ain't a coat of paint and some linoleum. We're taking this down to the down to the foundation.

32:04🔗 Okay.

32:05🔗 Adam We got to start over with you.

32:06🔗 Okay.

32:07🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

32:07🔗 Okay.

32:08🔗 Adam You're 19. You're sitting out listening to the Nokia's on a Friday night. Instead of going out and having a good time. Now, you're doing all right. You're a smart guy, right? Yeah. You're doing good in school? Yeah. Where are you going? You're going to San Diego State or? UC San Diego. Yes. There we go. I was about to say that because San Diego State is a four-year junior college, but you're going to UC San Diego. What are you doing? Something with computers or technology or something?

32:36🔗 Caller Computer engineering.

32:37🔗 Adam Shocking.

32:37🔗 Drew Computer engineering.

32:38🔗 Adam Shocking. But wild guess. I'm picturing like this guy with a pocket liner that's scotch-guarded. No. That he actually wanted to protect his pocket liner from the Pence. Sorry. He had it Simonized or something.

32:52🔗 Drew No, Mike. Mike, hold on. Hold on.

32:56🔗 Adam I'm picturing a liner in every pocket, not just the breast pocket. I'm talking the hip, the back pocket, every pocket. If he wears a blazer, he has a pocket liner on the inside pocket.

33:08🔗 Drew Now he doesn't hear you. Come on, tell him. Give him some advice. You're abusing him so proudly.

33:12🔗 Adam You're right. You're right. Mike?

33:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:15🔗 Adam First off, your day will come, my brother. Yes. It will come.

33:18🔗 Caller I'm not worried about getting laid.

33:20🔗 Adam I know. Good.

33:21🔗 Caller Good. I don't care.

33:22🔗 Adam I don't want to like have to do this.

33:24🔗 Drew Hold that thought.

33:24🔗 Adam Perfect.

33:25🔗 Drew Hold that thought.

33:26🔗 Adam That's right. That's smart. Very smart.

33:29🔗 Drew That's how smart he is.

33:30🔗 Adam Right. You focus in school. You get those grades going. You make a bunch of money. You get that corrective laser surgery on your corneas and ditch those big glasses.

33:41🔗 Caller No glasses.

33:42🔗 Adam Oh, no glasses. Contacts?

33:44🔗 Caller I don't wear glasses.

33:44🔗 Adam Whoa.

33:45🔗 Caller I play sports, dude.

33:46🔗 Adam All right. You're good then. You're not a nerd.

33:48🔗 Caller No, I'm not.

33:49🔗 Adam That's what you're saying. But you have the heart of a nerd. That's what women see.

33:55🔗 Caller Exactly.

33:55🔗 Adam Now see, a guy would see this. If this is a female, this is like good student, hard working, nice, doesn't do drugs, smart, athletic, and attractive. This would be the catch of all catches if this was a female. But women, all they do is feel that nerd vibe and they're turned off.

34:17🔗 Drew Yeah.

34:17🔗 Adam Yes. Yes. Yes. I know how you women work.

34:20🔗 Drew Maybe a little a little twinge of a little insecurity and a little desperation and a little injury there.

34:25🔗 Caller Desperation is awful.

34:27🔗 Adam Ounce of Desperation is.

34:29🔗 Drew Do you ladies understand that men look for injured, desperate women?

34:32🔗 Adam Yeah, we like to find that. Why?

34:35🔗 Caller To make you feel better about yourself?

34:36🔗 Drew That men look for something easy like they're chasing a herd of antelope and the one that's tray is behind, they pounce on. It is God's truth. No, because God's are lazy. They don't like being rejected.

34:50🔗 Adam Well, no, it's not only that, but you can do better. I mean, like here's what you want. You might not be able to afford a Porsche, but you'd love to find one that had some little problem that you could easily just fix and now you're in a Porsche. And meanwhile you got it for a price you could afford. You know what I'm saying? That's what we're looking for as guys. Some guy who has a car there's some easy fix problem on it. It's screwed up somehow and we can get into it easy. We don't look at it as damaged. We look at it as an opportunity.

35:25🔗 Drew Yeah, opportunity.

35:26🔗 Adam Opportunity. That's what we look at. All right. So Mike over here, this is not the girl for him, right?

35:31🔗 Drew No, he'll be all right though. He'll be fine.

35:33🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Drew, let's take our break. Oh, wait a minute. Ty's got a question for Brittany. Ty?

35:40🔗 Hey, how's it going?

35:41🔗 Adam Good.

35:42🔗 Caller Hey, I love your show. I love it when you go off on things Adam. I can listen to you yelling about the cops who give jaywalking tickets every day.

35:51🔗 Adam Oh, thank you.

35:52🔗 Drew I do not encourage him.

35:54🔗 Adam No, don't.

35:55🔗 Caller But my question is actually for Brittany. I love the movie Joe Dirk. Thought it was hilarious.

36:00🔗 Caller Hey.

36:00🔗 Caller I was wondering if there's any sequel in the works.

36:07🔗 Caller Actually, I'm not sure. I know that it made a decent amount of money. So it would be awesome if they did. David Spade actually wrote that.

36:14🔗 Caller I love seeing you in that.

36:15🔗 Caller Oh, thank you. Well, you know, if they did a sequel, I totally would do it because I had such an awesome time with David. He was great.

36:21🔗 Adam David, did he write the the oh, he wrote the movie, but he didn't write the sequel or did he write the sequel?

36:27🔗 Caller I you know, I don't know if he's writing a sequel.

36:29🔗 Adam Actually, he's a lech that Dave Spade, he must have come on to you like at least 100 times. Really?

36:35🔗 Caller No, no, we're totally friends.

36:38🔗 Adam Wow, really? Yeah, he will. All right. Listen, I like Dave. I like him too, but I'm not a chick. If I was a chick, I'd hate him. All right. What we're going to do is we're going to take a break and I'm going to talk to Brittany during the break because she's going to tell me a great story about how David Spade came on to her. I guarantee you that, but I'll promise not to say anything over the air and I won't. All right? So when we come back and I don't say anything, it probably means that she told me the story, but you'll never really know because I won't say it. But I know she'll have something. All right? All right, Drew? You're good? All right. So the cast of That 80s Show is our guest tonight. We'll take ourselves a little break. Wednesday night is eight o'clock on Fox and we'll be right back after this.

37:22🔗 Caller Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

37:52🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew. Drew?

38:00🔗 Drew Yep.

38:00🔗 Adam All right. Where are you at? Old Miss?

38:04🔗 Drew Old Miss, yeah, I was there this afternoon.

38:06🔗 Adam Yeah, hold on. Brittany! Show's starting. Brittany's out of here. Tinsley and Glenn are both here from That 80s Show, which is on Wednesday nights, eight o'clock on Fox, Drew's new favorite show. What's the name of the Old Miss football team?

38:26🔗 Drew Colonel Reb.

38:27🔗 Adam Oh, it's the Rebels.

38:29🔗 Caller Yeah, the Rebels.

38:29🔗 Adam But it says Miss or Old Miss on their helmet, right? It doesn't say Rebels on their helmet.

38:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

38:37🔗 Adam All the things I know about college are from watching college football. That's the only thing I know about schools. And then I'm always surprised to hear where they are. Like I almost had a heart attack when I was like 19 and found out that Notre Dame was in Indiana. I was like, no way.

38:53🔗 Drew It's in Paris.

38:54🔗 Adam That doesn't go there.

38:55🔗 Guest Yeah, you would think it would be somewhere tougher.

38:57🔗 Adam Yeah, Indiana is just the wrong place for that school to be. The colors don't seem right, the attitude's not right. When I found out Notre Dame was in Indiana, I was really PO.

39:06🔗 Drew I, in fact, mentioned to the kids today that you pointed out how miserable you were not having gone to college, how they should enjoy themselves when after all, college is really just a brothel with a bell tower and a football team.

39:17🔗 Adam That's the way I looked at it, being a non-college person growing up. All right. So Drew, do we got a call or what do we want to do?

39:25🔗 Drew Let's talk to Casey. He's 14.

39:27🔗 Hey, guys. Casey. Call me Dan.

39:31🔗 Adam Call you Dan.

39:32🔗 Dan Casey. Anyhow, I have this fake vagina and I've had a lot of sex with it lately.

39:40🔗 Caller Sure.

39:42🔗 I don't know. I sort of feel obsessed with it.

39:46🔗 Drew How often are you doing this?

39:48🔗 About twice a day. I've only had it like two weeks.

39:51🔗 Drew How do you hide it from your parents? How do you hide it from your parents?

39:55🔗 What do you mean? I'm pretty sneaky about it. I just do it when they're away.

39:59🔗 Drew Where do you put those things?

40:01🔗 Adam Well, Drew, it's the size of a taco, for Christ's sake. You could put it in a sock drawer or something. His real question is, think about asking it to the prom. The Snow Days Festival is coming up, and he needs a date.

40:18🔗 Well, I've never had a date, so that would probably help.

40:20🔗 Caller How old are you?

40:21🔗 Adam Fourteen. Where did you get hold of this thing?

40:24🔗 I had a senior friend who gave it to me. Yeah?

40:28🔗 Caller You were used?

40:31🔗 Drew Of course.

40:32🔗 Adam Well, listen, hold on a second before everyone freaks out. You know, you use the same plates and dishes over and over again.

40:39🔗 Caller Oh, shut up!

40:40🔗 Adam Well, you just put them in the sink, you know? You wash them off.

40:43🔗 Caller But he can't put them in the dishwasher because his mom might see.

40:48🔗 Drew Oh, God. Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall at that camp?

40:51🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, you better, Casey, let me clue you in on something. I'm sorry. I mean, Dan. Yeah, sorry, Dan. Let me clue you in on something. Start thinking about your lies in advance. See, that's what I should have done in high school. You know, you tell her it's a change purse or a piece of Tupperware or like a piece of lacrosse equipment or something. Have it worked out in advance. Yeah, but don't get into that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, when she questions you because she will find it inevitably and she'll know you're lying based on your stammering. You have to come up with something now.

41:30🔗 Drew Let's stay with his question, though. He's worried about doing this twice today. Adam, if you had gotten your hands on one of these things when you were 15, 16.

41:37🔗 Well, Drew?

41:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:38🔗 Drew Yeah.

41:38🔗 I was listening to the show sometimes, and you guys seemed to like intertwine problems and stuff. I smoke a good amount of pot. I was wondering if that has anything to do with it.

41:47🔗 Drew With why you're obsessed with this.

41:49🔗 Adam I don't know if I believe him now. Do you believe him, Drew?

41:51🔗 Drew No, I don't either. No, I don't.

41:53🔗 Adam Hey, Dan, don't call me Casey.

41:55🔗 Yes, I do.

41:57🔗 Adam We no longer believe you.

41:58🔗 Okay.

41:59🔗 Caller All right.

42:00🔗 Adam All right, buddy. Don't smoke the pot anyway. Okay. The less pot you smoke, the less attractive the fake vagina will be. But you know what I want you to do? If you get high next time you used a fake vagina, think about where it was before you got to it.

42:16🔗 I sure went to find it. I had it well.

42:18🔗 Drew No, no, no. It means who had it before you and what he was doing with it.

42:21🔗 I don't think he ever used it.

42:22🔗 Drew Oh, yeah, of course.

42:23🔗 Adam Why? Because it was in foil when he gave it to you? Zip lock.

42:28🔗 It's kind of.

42:30🔗 Adam No, I mean, you know. The hymen was still in it. That's how you know. Listen, I would sew that thing right in if I was coming out with fake vaginas. I would put that hymen in there. That is your seal of approval. You know, like when you buy a drink, you got to hear that little pop sound when you open the cap. Otherwise, it's gone bad. Yeah. Yeah. That's what the hymen is. That's your assurance. Yeah. It's like that seal over the toilet.

42:57🔗 Guest Freshness.

42:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

42:58🔗 Drew Just in case he is serious, there is evidence that 15 and under marijuana use, even relatively infrequent use, a couple of times a month can be associated with a diminished brain function, particularly the right frontal lobe, which is something that you need to negotiate through that period of adolescence. You're rather serious.

43:17🔗 Adam We got a question for the cast here, Drew.

43:20🔗 Drew You put that one five.

43:21🔗 Adam Well, we can do them both. Let's do it. We'll talk to Chad here. Then we'll go to a question for the cast. Chad.

43:28🔗 Caller Yeah. How are you doing?

43:29🔗 Adam You're 28.

43:30🔗 Caller Yeah. I got a question for Dr. Drew. I'm more attracted to younger girls, like 18. I'm wondering, is 10 years too much? I'm 28. For example, I canceled my date this weekend with a 26-year-old to go out with younger girls because I just can't. I'm not as attracted to girls around my own age.

43:51🔗 Drew Why? What's the problem?

43:54🔗 Caller I don't know. It's just weird. I'm more attracted to younger girls.

43:58🔗 Caller Are their hips too big for you? Do you just like? Are the 26-year-old girls, are their hips just too big for you?

44:04🔗 Adam She doesn't like pubes, main objection.

44:09🔗 Caller No, she's really cute. I thought she was actually younger. She said she was 26.

44:13🔗 Caller I was like, wow.

44:15🔗 Drew Did you have something happen to you when you were, did you have any problems when you were a teenager?

44:20🔗 Caller Not really. I mean, didn't have really a good upbringing at home situation. I wasn't abused sexually or nothing like that.

44:28🔗 Drew What happened at home when you were a teenager?

44:30🔗 Caller Well, never had a dad. Didn't really have a mom and all that stuff.

44:34🔗 Drew Sometimes that demanding someone that's much younger is sort of a harkening back to your own stage of development where you might have gotten arrested or might have sort of stopped developing because of the insufficiencies you encountered that.

44:48🔗 Adam Well, I mean, it's also a way of not really participating in a relationship.

44:51🔗 Drew It's also a way, right, of intimacy problems. And he asked, is 18 too young? It's not the 10 years, it's the 18. That's too young. That's ridiculous. I have 21 I wouldn't object to, but 18 is at a different place in her life than a 28 year old.

45:05🔗 Adam Yeah. I saw that, you know, that bitch Judith Regan drew who you love so much.

45:10🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:10🔗 Adam Who I can't stand.

45:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:11🔗 Adam I saw Bo Derek on her show like yesterday, last night.

45:16🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

45:16🔗 Adam And, you know, Bo Derek was like 15 and John Derek was like 45. And people have these sort of heartfelt discussions about John and how much he meant to Bo and how tragic his passing was a few years back. And nobody ever pipes up and goes, that son of a bitch, what a pig.

45:33🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:33🔗 Adam What a sick F. He's married at the time. He's married and he goes to Europe to shoot some movie and basically swoops in on a 15, 16 year old chick and dumps his wife and like moves it. What a sick old F that guy was. Everyone has so much reverence too. It's like, you were so young at the time.

45:52🔗 Drew Judith didn't bring that up?

45:54🔗 Adam No. Well, they talked about it, but it's with a ton of reverence for John Derek, who was just a hack basically. He's just an old pig pedophile hack, probably better off dead. I mean, Jesus Christ. Why does everyone do that? Well, why do we have to make the guy into some kind of hero? He was a complete hack and he was like a pedophile. I mean, I shouldn't say I'm glad he's dead, but let's call a spade a spade here. I mean, the guy was no great guy. There's no great director. What do we do? Why don't we see a 45 year old guy with a 15 year old? That's criminal. That's disgusting.

46:30🔗 Drew Absolutely.

46:31🔗 Adam A 28 year old guy with a 15 year old. He's got 45 and married. Not 21, like 15, 16. Yes, Drew.

46:39🔗 Drew Nineteen year old, a 15 year old, unacceptable.

46:41🔗 Adam Right. All right.

46:43🔗 Drew Should we take a break? Quick. You got Christina.

46:45🔗 Adam Well, she can ask a question for the cast after this.

46:49🔗 Drew All right. Put it on hold.

46:49🔗 Adam All right. That 80s Show is who we have in here tonight. Wednesday nights, eight o'clock on Fox. We'll take a little break and Christina will ask a question for the cast after this.

47:00🔗 Guest All right, guys. Bottom line. Here's the deal.

47:02🔗 Caller Looking to hook up.

47:03🔗 Guest Sick of wasting time with the wrong person.

47:05🔗 Caller One call is all you need to make.

47:06🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

47:07🔗 Caller The Dateline.

47:08🔗 Caller 877-889-DATE.

47:13🔗 Caller Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

47:54🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, Loveline, I'm Adam. That is Drew over there. Drew in Memphis.

48:01🔗 Caller Right.

48:02🔗 Adam Willie Nelson coming on the show tomorrow, Drew.

48:05🔗 Drew I know, it's cool. You're going to be early with me?

48:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:08🔗 Adam You're coming early?

48:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

48:10🔗 Adam Willie said we should get here early and check out his party bus. I think that means, I think me and Willie are going to get high before the show, Drew.

48:20🔗 Drew That's the legend.

48:21🔗 Adam Is that how it works? All right. So, Drew, you got to like cover, you know, if I get the giggles halfway into it or I'm eating.

48:29🔗 Drew I'm bringing my business cards. What are you talking about?

48:31🔗 Adam You're going to get Willie to drive the party bus over to rehab?

48:34🔗 Drew That's right. Actually, what I'm going to do is leave a little tray of my cards right there in the bus.

48:41🔗 Adam Yeah. He'll use them for rolling papers. Drew, you ought to make your cards thin enough so that guys could use his rolling papers if they needed to.

48:50🔗 Drew Why not? Good times.

48:51🔗 Adam Smart, right? Good times. All right. That 80s Show is our guest tonight. We have a question for some of the cast. Christina?

49:01🔗 Yeah?

49:02🔗 Adam You're 13? What's up?

49:04🔗 Caller I wanted to know if they're ever going to say if Tuesday's real name is Tuesday or if they're going to say her real name or what? Glenn, you take this one.

49:17🔗 Guest Well, yeah, we do deal with that question eventually. So yeah, you might get your answer pretty soon.

49:23🔗 Caller But like when?

49:25🔗 Caller Probably the next couple weeks.

49:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:28🔗 Caller Let's see.

49:29🔗 Guest I think in the fifth episode.

49:33🔗 Caller Is that right?

49:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:34🔗 Caller So what's coming?

49:35🔗 Adam The fourth?

49:36🔗 Guest We got the fourth one coming up.

49:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:37🔗 Caller Right.

49:38🔗 Guest And so yeah, you'll get your answer in about a week and a half.

49:42🔗 Caller And what's her name?

49:45🔗 Sophia.

49:46🔗 Guest Yeah.

49:46🔗 Caller The bi one. Is she ever going to get a girlfriend? Or boyfriend?

49:50🔗 Caller Whatever.

49:53🔗 Caller I don't know. I know that they've written her just, she's just madly in love with Katie. So I'm sure there'll be a couple of boys and girls that come on that she's like flirting what to make her jealous. But I think her heart is like set with Katie. But I think, I mean, I think they're going to even write an episode where I get it on with a couple.

50:13🔗 Adam Yeah.

50:15🔗 Caller So it's probably going to get interesting.

50:16🔗 Adam That's me and David Spade. We're going to be a gay couple. All right. Thanks. Hey, you're in Pomona? I was out there today.

50:29🔗 Drew You're at the Winter Nationals?

50:30🔗 Adam Yeah. At the Winter Nationals. Beautiful country, that Pomona. Beautiful. Went to the drag racing museum. You ever get out there?

50:38🔗 Caller Oh my God. I used to live by there.

50:40🔗 Adam All right. You ever get in the drag racing museum?

50:43🔗 Caller No.

50:43🔗 Adam Oh my God. A 13-year-old young lady like yourself would love knowing about the history of drag racing. Names like TV Tommy Ivo and the Chi-Town Hustler and the Texan and Billy McEwen and the mongoose.

50:56🔗 Drew The mongoose, yeah.

50:56🔗 Adam The mongoose and the snake.

50:57🔗 Drew Shirley Moldowney.

50:58🔗 Adam Shirley Cha-Cha Moldowney. I can't believe you haven't been there, Christina.

51:03🔗 Drew Don Garletts.

51:04🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh my goodness. It is a good time, especially like I said, for the young ladies.

51:11🔗 Drew Kate, 18.

51:12🔗 Adam Dragsters that were built before they were born. Oh, they love that. It's a good date action for all you young fellas listening. Ladies melt when they get in there and they see those blown big block hammies.

51:24🔗 Drew My hammy under glass?

51:25🔗 Adam No, the Hurst hammy under glass was not there. It is not at the Drag Racing Museum, but all the other ones are there. The Hot Wheels funny car and the Mongoose and the Snake and all that great stuff. The Gasser? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Drew knows. Drew, you should get out there. I had a good time.

51:46🔗 Drew It would be too weird.

51:48🔗 Adam Let me say this. Hold on a second. Now I got going on these funny cars. I got into a funny car today. I got strapped into a funny car and they shut the body. And it was just sitting there by the trailer and I was scared.

52:01🔗 Drew Was it on? Was the engine turning over?

52:03🔗 Adam No. No. No. I would have wet. Or actually I've done more than wet. What comes after that? Poo. Poo. That's right. That's right. I would have pooed if I had done that. I'm telling you, Ron Kapp over there, the guy who drives the Skoll funny car is treated us all right. But I got a chance to get in his car and get shut up in it. And it is a horrible, horrible feeling sitting in one of those funny cars. And those cars, one thing I didn't know about them is, you know, they go a quarter mile. They're up at 250 miles an hour at half track. So at an eighth of a mile, they're at 250. So basically, you know, I don't know, a thousand feet or whatever the hell it is. No, not even that, like 700 feet. They're at 250 miles an hour.

52:52🔗 Drew Oh my God.

52:53🔗 Adam And they're at about 325 by the time they cross that thing. And that is as hairy as something could get. Yeah, they're over 300 miles an hour in a quarter mile. And they're like four and a half seconds. And that engine is just a grenade that's sitting in front of you. And when those things get lit up, it's just an explosion. I could not imagine sitting in that car and going down that quarter mile. And you can't see when you're in that car. It's like you took the seats out of your car and sat in the back seat. You don't know that about the funny cars. But the windshield is about six feet in front of where you're sitting. You can see nothing. I just couldn't even imagine doing it. But anyway, as they say, Drew, some go, some blow. All right. You ready to go?

53:41🔗 Drew Kate.

53:41🔗 Adam You guys not in the driver's seat. Kate?

53:44🔗 Yeah.

53:45🔗 Adam You're 18.

53:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:47🔗 Adam What's up?

53:48🔗 Caller I actually have two questions. The first one is I don't orgasm at all. Like I can if I masturbate, but if I'm with a guy, I can't.

54:00🔗 Drew You mean during intercourse you can't?

54:03🔗 Caller During intercourse with oral sex, I mean anything.

54:07🔗 Drew That's not unusual for somebody 18. In fact, you're actually sort of ahead of average being able to have an orgasm at all.

54:14🔗 Adam Yeah. A little bit. What do you guys think hypothetically? You don't have to talk about your own personal orgasms, but head of the curve at 18 being able to induce one herself or break an even?

54:29🔗 Caller I think she's about middle of the road.

54:31🔗 Adam Middle of the road, but not ahead of the game, says Brittany.

54:34🔗 Caller I'll give you that.

54:35🔗 Drew I'll grant her that.

54:37🔗 Adam Tinsley, what do you think? Some go, some blow.

54:43🔗 Caller My words exactly.

54:45🔗 Caller I think the more you experiment with it, the closer you'll become to an orgasm. I think the more you-

54:50🔗 Guest Got to find your rhythm. Yeah.

54:52🔗 Drew The fact that she can do it to herself suggests that she should be able to communicate that to someone else, right? Yeah.

54:57🔗 Caller But occasion is very important, but it's also a trust issue, I think.

55:01🔗 Drew I agree. Right. You got to feel safe. You got to feel safe with that person.

55:05🔗 Caller I've tried to instruct, try to get them to do what I want them to do.

55:12🔗 Guest Did you type it out for them?

55:14🔗 Drew Peter Fonda. Yeah.

55:17🔗 Adam Did you e-mail them in advance? Sent them a memo? They could look it over. How did that go? Schematic? Use an overhead projector?

55:27🔗 Drew But think about 18-year-old guys in that region of the female anatomy. I mean, they are clueless. I can't.

55:33🔗 Caller I haven't been with an 18-year-old guy. They've all been over 20.

55:37🔗 Adam No, I see. We're back to that again. And are they clueless or are they?

55:43🔗 Caller No, they seem to know what they're doing.

55:45🔗 Adam So it's just not working for you.

55:46🔗 Caller Do you think you're just not relaxed? What's that? Maybe you just need to relax. Are you comfortable with these guys?

55:51🔗 Caller Well, one guy I've seen for five or six different times. We've been together. And I don't know if he gets in one area and he's like fixed on one area. And it's almost as like it hurts.

56:05🔗 Drew Can you tell them to not do that?

56:07🔗 Caller Yeah, I told him to stop.

56:08🔗 Caller And he's like, why? Because it makes my legs shake. And he's like, why? Because you're obviously enjoying it. Like, no, actually I'm not.

56:14🔗 Adam Well, did you say actually or not?

56:15🔗 Guest These guys don't sound like they know what they're doing at all. These guys don't know what they're doing at all. I'm sorry. I'm listening to this and I'm feeling for you.

56:24🔗 Drew We're offended.

56:25🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, we're a little offended. See, here's the deal. If your leg is shaking and you're saying stop and he's going, you're not a dog, I mean, you know. But if you're joking and going, it's too good, I mean, I can't take it anymore. If you're sugar coating it, you'll get more. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? You got to be tough.

56:45🔗 Caller No, actually, I don't know. I pretty much make it clear to him that I want him to stop and then we just kind of do whatever else.

56:54🔗 Adam All right. It doesn't sound like a great relationship. Yeah. You notice she didn't say she was with the guy for five months or something. She was like five sessions with this particular client. Right. It doesn't sound like you guys have a real connection.

57:10🔗 Drew Or that you have stable relationships.

57:12🔗 Caller It's not even a relationship. It's just more like when he gets off of work.

57:16🔗 Adam Yeah. But why have a service agreement with a guy who's not a good service technician? Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It's like, it's like, well, this guy will fix my car for free, except for he doesn't know what he's doing. So why you, what are you getting out of it?

57:32🔗 Caller Nothing right now.

57:33🔗 Adam All right. Where's daddy? Where's your dad? Where'd he go?

57:37🔗 Caller He's, he's not available at the moment.

57:40🔗 Drew Why? What happened?

57:41🔗 Caller He's sleeping.

57:42🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no.

57:44🔗 Adam Where? Come on. Is he with the family?

57:46🔗 Caller Yeah, he's with the family.

57:47🔗 Adam Is he a good guy?

57:48🔗 Caller My parents are still married.

57:50🔗 Adam Alcoholic?

57:51🔗 Caller No, no.

57:52🔗 Adam Did he ever raise a hand to you?

57:54🔗 Caller Well, yeah, if I get out of line, but...

57:56🔗 Drew Okay, listen, that's, that's, there's no such thing as a reason to strike a child. Really. Did he use an object when he hit you?

58:04🔗 Caller Uh, usually about.

58:06🔗 Drew Okay, that's, that's called child abuse. That is physical abuse of children. And that's where people get effed up in terms of their relationship with the opposite sex. It's also where they get a certain amount of need for higher levels of arousal. You get involved with S&M and anal sex and that kind of thing. So you need that kind of crazy arousal in order to feel sexual. That's how it changes the chemistry of your brain, having been physically abused like that.

58:28🔗 Adam Drew, why do you always have to knock anal?

58:31🔗 Drew Do you have anything like that?

58:33🔗 Caller Actually, that was my second question.

58:35🔗 Adam Uh-oh. Anal?

58:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:37🔗 Adam Wow. All right. By the way, anyone calling, anal is always first. We start with the A's and then we move along. So we always present the anal first because a lot of time we cut people off, we go, that's enough out of you or no second question. But I don't want to lose an anal question, so we start with the anal. All right?

58:59🔗 Caller Okay.

58:59🔗 Adam It's a good rule.

59:01🔗 Caller Well, the same guy that actually I've had the quote unquote sessions with, we started doing anal sex and this last time, we've had it like three times and all my friends, the friends that have had it before, they told me the first time hurts a lot. Well, my first time never hurt and the second time didn't hurt and the third time, it hurt really bad and he went out for like an hour. I told him, if you don't finish, then I'm going to make you stop. So he finished, he got up, went to the bathroom, and I got up, went to the bathroom, and basically there was feces, if you will, everywhere.

59:40🔗 Adam Oh, fecal matter?

59:42🔗 Caller Yes.

59:43🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, your sphincter doesn't work anymore. What is this?

59:47🔗 Adam Oh, Drew.

59:48🔗 Drew I think how high-handed she is. Well, if you don't finish quickly here, I'm going to make you pull out of my tocas. It's an hour later.

59:56🔗 Adam Kate, you must be cute because you're really abusive in this act. This guy's no dream date either. Imagine what this is doing to your ego as a guy. It's like first, first I start by going down there. Hey, I'm not kidding. It don't feel good. Stop it. Stop it or you get no more. Then you get in the back door and it's like, you done yet? Okay, listen, by the time when Duke's a Hazzard comes back on, if you've not finished.

1:00:28🔗 Drew Nice choice of television programming.

1:00:30🔗 Adam You're going to finish yourself. All right, pal. So let's focus.

1:00:34🔗 Drew But in the meantime, she's having her rectum torn apart for an hour.

1:00:42🔗 Adam No, she's exaggerating because, let me tell you, when you're being raped anally, five minutes seems like an hour. Hand of God, let me. I mean, that's what people say. That's what I hear. That's what I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Somebody was talking at the Drag Racing Museum today about that. You know what I'm saying? I overheard a couple talking about anal rape. I'm just repeating it. That's all. I don't know for sure.

1:01:12🔗 Drew You're gay.

1:01:13🔗 Adam But I will say that someone's in your ass, you know, 10 minutes is going to feel like an hour, right, Kate? Is it really an hour that he's back there?

1:01:22🔗 Caller Actually, really an hour.

1:01:25🔗 Adam Really? And this guy?

1:01:26🔗 Caller I'm serious. When I told him, you know, if you don't finish it.

1:01:29🔗 Drew Kate, first of all, this is how angry you are that you think of your partners this way. Secondly, this is how much of a victim you need to be in order to feel sexual, that you can have somebody rip your anatomy apart for an hour, and no pleasure to yourself. I mean, don't you see something wrong with this?

1:01:47🔗 Caller You know, I guess I don't.

1:01:49🔗 Adam All right, Kate, let's just finish up here. Forget about the orgasm for now. At least, your worries. This guy's an idiot. Your dad's a world-class jackass. And you got some serious issues going, and you're angry as hell, especially guys. And why go through it all? Why not get a little therapy, pull over onto the shoulder of life here for a little, as far as dating goes, and just kind of pull back a little bit? You know what I mean? I know you got a lot of negative energy. You're acting out. You're cute. You're young. You can get away with it. There's plenty of a-holes that are 28 years old. They'll do whatever. There's a big line, long line of guys who will be your willing... Isn't that a Lionel Richie song? I'll Be Your Anal Rapist or something? I could have been high, but I swear he had a song about that. It went about dancing on the toilet lid. I can't remember all the guys' songs, but I know I think I'll be your... I'll figure it out during the break though. KK, just stop it. Just yes. You know what? I know I wouldn't have done it either. See, we always talk about this. She's cute, she's 18, she's in demand, and she's got energy to act out, and it's easy enough for us to tell her to stop, but how are you gonna stop when you wanna act out, and there's plenty of guys coming up to you all the time.

1:03:14🔗 Caller You can be selective. This guy sounds like a dork.

1:03:17🔗 Drew Yeah, but she wants that. She wants to be abused.

1:03:19🔗 Adam She's selecting.

1:03:20🔗 Drew She's looking for that.

1:03:21🔗 Adam It's not a coincidence that she's with an idiot.

1:03:24🔗 Caller Like, she doesn't feel like she deserves a guy that makes her.

1:03:26🔗 Drew She's got a physically abusive, her, she's got, the man she loves is her dad, and he's a physically abusive a-hole.

1:03:32🔗 Caller Right.

1:03:32🔗 Drew So she has to go find a bunch of those guys.

1:03:34🔗 Caller So therapy was a good piece of advice for her.

1:03:36🔗 Drew That's correct.

1:03:36🔗 Adam Yeah, but she's not gonna do it.

1:03:39🔗 Drew Tim's 20, Tim.

1:03:40🔗 Caller Hey.

1:03:41🔗 Adam What's up there, Tim?

1:03:43🔗 Caller Not a lot.

1:03:44🔗 Caller I have a question for you.

1:03:45🔗 Drew You sound depressed.

1:03:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:50🔗 Drew More depressed than Kate. She had a little bit to be depressed about.

1:03:52🔗 Adam Yeah. She's cramping. She's wearing a diaper at 18. And she's not half as depressed as you are, Tim.

1:04:00🔗 Caller No. Just low-worried.

1:04:02🔗 Adam All right. What's the matter?

1:04:03🔗 Drew What's happening? What's up?

1:04:05🔗 Caller I'm in the Marine Corps. Yeah. And I got called to go to active duty.

1:04:10🔗 Caller And I just recently got engaged.

1:04:13🔗 Caller And I was just wondering if I should break it off.

1:04:16🔗 Drew What's your tour gonna be like?

1:04:17🔗 Caller What's that?

1:04:18🔗 Drew What does that mean, active duty, for you to be gone for a couple of years or a couple of months?

1:04:21🔗 Caller They didn't say it could be a week.

1:04:23🔗 Caller It could be five years.

1:04:26🔗 Adam Well, it can't be five years, can it?

1:04:29🔗 Caller As long as they need me, I guess.

1:04:31🔗 Adam Oh, really? Well, wait a second. You just enlisted?

1:04:36🔗 Caller I've been in for two years.

1:04:38🔗 Adam And then did you re-up at some point?

1:04:41🔗 Caller No.

1:04:41🔗 Adam Well, isn't it a four-year enlistment?

1:04:45🔗 Caller It's a five-year.

1:04:46🔗 Caller All right.

1:04:47🔗 Adam Well, so it's not going to be more...

1:04:49🔗 Drew Three years more.

1:04:49🔗 Adam Can it not be more than three years?

1:04:52🔗 Caller No. They can hold you as long as you want.

1:04:55🔗 Drew So in combat, they can keep you going, right? Yeah.

1:04:58🔗 Adam Yeah. But even then, like, they would have tours. Like, they'd do a year and they'd send you home or something. But anyway, I understand your predicament, whether it's, you know, three years or six years, it's still a pain in the ass.

1:05:07🔗 Drew Do you want to break it off?

1:05:09🔗 Caller No, I don't.

1:05:10🔗 Drew Then don't.

1:05:10🔗 Adam Well, who would you talk to about this? I mean, beside us, because, you know, we don't care. No, we just we wouldn't know. I mean, guys do this all the time, right? I mean, there must be plenty of guys you can talk to, some commander, somebody with more stripes than you, can tell you, here's the way it works. You bring them along or you leave them here.

1:05:32🔗 Drew Here's what people do, right? Here's what you can expect. I think you ought to definitely, if you love this one, if you love each other and you want to try to make it work, I mean, people have committed themselves across things like this commonly. It's not that unusual a thing if you really have a good relationship.

1:05:46🔗 Adam Well, every war. I mean, all these guys are married.

1:05:50🔗 Drew Especially since this could just be six months. You really have to give it a chance, see what the future holds for you guys.

1:05:57🔗 Caller How does the girl feel?

1:06:00🔗 Drew Oh yeah, that.

1:06:01🔗 Caller We haven't really talked about it a whole lot.

1:06:03🔗 Caller How old is she?

1:06:05🔗 Caller She's 19.

1:06:07🔗 Adam Why is this so depressing to you? I mean, I know it's not cause for celebration, but why this sort of doomsday vibe to the whole thing?

1:06:16🔗 Caller Um, just, I don't know if I'm coming back or, you know, it's just kind of a, is it the last goodbye?

1:06:23🔗 Guest Well, I think definitely step one is to bring this up with her. She needs to know how you're feeling about this and your trepidation. I mean, you know, she's the person that you should talk to first.

1:06:35🔗 Caller Okay.

1:06:36🔗 Adam Yeah. And number two, go talk to whoever enlisted you or whoever your sergeant is or whoever and just tell them, hey, you know, I'm getting married and I want to know what goes on and what I should do and how it works.

1:06:49🔗 Drew Tim, what are you afraid of? What's your fear?

1:06:53🔗 Caller Not coming home.

1:06:55🔗 Drew You're going to get killed over there.

1:06:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:58🔗 Adam Well, the only way the only way you can get killed is by friendly fire. Right. Where that is. Apparently, there's nobody we can fight anymore who can kill one of us. We have to kill ourselves.

1:07:08🔗 Caller Pretty much.

1:07:09🔗 Adam Yeah. So first thing you should do is, you know, I would just paint myself red, white and blue because you have a much higher chance of getting shot down by like an Apache helicopter blown up on the ground by one of your own troops than you do of the enemy. But where are you going?

1:07:25🔗 Caller Qatar.

1:07:26🔗 Adam Oh yeah. The Qatar Center?

1:07:28🔗 Caller No.

1:07:29🔗 Adam Where is that?

1:07:31🔗 Caller It's a little country just north of Afghanistan.

1:07:36🔗 Adam Okay. All right. Well, first off, you start calling it Krap-Tar. All right. It's important to have names that degrade the countries that we go to. They're done by our Marines. And be as ugly as you can over there. A lot of loud rock music, a lot of driving the Humvee over sacred ground, all that. Really whoop it up while you're over there.

1:07:57🔗 Caller Whoop it up. Semper Fi.

1:07:58🔗 Adam Right. Semper Fi, right? Yeah. Hoorah!

1:08:01🔗 Caller Hoorah!

1:08:03🔗 Adam Oh, boy. He's depressed. I've never met a guy. Never met a Marine who didn't throw a hoorah at you.

1:08:07🔗 Drew Yeah, I know. Timmy, it's going to be okay. I bet you this works out all right.

1:08:11🔗 Adam Yeah. You're not going to. I mean, there's always a chance you get killed when you get shipped out. But this is a hell of a lot better than storming a beach at Normandy. Yeah.

1:08:22🔗 Drew You see, setting up basically a base in Qatar. I mean, he's going to be in a well-defended area. Yeah.

1:08:29🔗 Adam Plus, you're going to a place where we've been for a number of months and have already basically eradicated a lot of the enemy over there. And I seriously mean it, much greater chance of being killed by one of your own.

1:08:45🔗 Drew Geez, he's calling from Utah. I was just thinking that people up in Salt Lake are listening to this show.

1:08:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:08:50🔗 Drew I wonder what the international types think of it.

1:08:52🔗 Adam Oh, you mean with the Olympics going on over there? Yeah. Since when did this single-man, bobsled skeleton thing get so hot? You know what I'm talking about?

1:09:05🔗 Drew Since we had a competitor.

1:09:06🔗 Guest The head-first one?

1:09:07🔗 Adam Yeah, the head-first one. First off, it was never called the skeleton, was it?

1:09:12🔗 Drew Not that I... I've never seen it before this year.

1:09:14🔗 Adam What do you mean, you've never seen it before?

1:09:16🔗 Drew I don't remember what I've never seen before.

1:09:17🔗 Guest No, it's back.

1:09:18🔗 Adam Was it gone?

1:09:19🔗 Guest It was gone for a while.

1:09:20🔗 Adam Was that what happened?

1:09:21🔗 Guest Yeah, I'm not exactly sure why. I don't know the story behind it, but this is the first year that it's back. Oh, that's why it's such a big deal.

1:09:27🔗 Adam There's noise about it.

1:09:28🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:09:29🔗 Adam It's kind of weird each year that they seem like they pick out an event that they didn't seem to care about for the last 150 years, and all of a sudden it's the darling of events. I remember like 12 years ago it was curling.

1:09:42🔗 Guest Yeah, we're against curling.

1:09:43🔗 Caller Yeah, that's our competition for the next couple of months is curling.

1:09:46🔗 Adam Curling.

1:09:47🔗 Caller Do you think we have like, should we be afraid? Who watches curling? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

1:09:52🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't know who watches curling.

1:09:55🔗 Guest I mean, not if you're a guy, you know, I mean, it's all, you know, guys are just obsessed with their biceps, you know. So you got to watch like the curling kind. She's like, I can curl more than these guys. It's nothing.

1:10:05🔗 Adam It's not the curling weights, not the curling iron. It's taking a frozen turkey and sliding it across the ice while somebody sweeps with a broom in front of it.

1:10:15🔗 Caller It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

1:10:17🔗 Adam It's only drunken Canucks could play this game. It's got to be, it comes from a place where it's got to be frozen all the time. And you got to be drunk. You got to be just blasted off of your ass. You have to have no money and it has to be, you know, freezing six months out of the year. That's where curling comes in. And you get the feeling...

1:10:38🔗 Caller Where was it started?

1:10:39🔗 Adam Canada.

1:10:40🔗 Caller You think?

1:10:41🔗 Adam Yeah, I know.

1:10:42🔗 Drew Really?

1:10:43🔗 Adam Yeah. What do you think? Fort Lauderdale? You're kidding?

1:10:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:10:46🔗 Adam No, it's a Canadian thing. Yeah. It's one of these. I'm almost sure it started in Canada or at least that's where the champions are and that's where it's big. It's places where they drink a lot of booze and it's freezing.

1:11:00🔗 Drew Yeah, I thought it was Scandinavia or somewhere.

1:11:02🔗 Caller Yeah, I was thinking so myself too.

1:11:03🔗 Adam It could. I'm pretty sure Canada, if it didn't start in Canada, it's much bigger in Canada than it is obviously here. I don't know how they even decide who wins. I think whoever's drunkest and doesn't throw up while they're running with the broom actually wins the curling competition. If you got like a case of moose head in you, and you can sweep in front of the frozen turkey without falling down or heaving, I think that's gold metal material there.

1:11:34🔗 Drew It's like a manhole cover with a handle on it.

1:11:36🔗 Adam No. Yeah, it's got a little height to it though.

1:11:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:11:39🔗 Adam You know why they sweep in front of it? They can direct it. Yeah. If the thing is going a little off to the left, they'll sweep a little to the right, and somehow when they sweep it, it creates a little water slick. It's like a like a Zamboni or something. The thing will start going the direction that they're trying to get it to go to.

1:12:03🔗 Drew So it's a skill. It's a skill.

1:12:05🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. I hope people are listening and think we're saying it was anything other than legitimate as far as an Olympic sport.

1:12:14🔗 Drew But if you think not, you can just watch that 80s show.

1:12:17🔗 Adam Right. We'll take a little break. We'll be right back.

1:12:25🔗 Caller Um, back in a minute.

1:12:56🔗 Adam Mic on? I guess it is. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew over there in Memphis, Tennessee tonight. Willie Nelson is coming here tomorrow night, and he's bringing his party bus. And we're going to meet him and go hang out in his party bus, Drew.

1:13:16🔗 Caller All right.

1:13:18🔗 Adam You sound excited.

1:13:20🔗 Drew Like I said, I'm looking for patients.

1:13:22🔗 Adam All right. Well, listen, Willie, Willie's, he's been around a while. He's fine. All right.

1:13:28🔗 Drew Claudio 16.

1:13:28🔗 Adam All right. I want to say that the cast from That 80s Show is in here tonight, which comes on Wednesday night at eight o'clock on Fox. Thank you. Claudio?

1:13:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:13:38🔗 Adam What's up?

1:13:39🔗 Caller Hi.

1:13:39🔗 Caller Hi, everyone.

1:13:40🔗 Caller Hi. Hi. Yeah. I am a fan of The That 80s Show, and no disrespect to everyone, but I just want to talk to Brittany for a second. Brittany, I think you're very pretty. I think you're very lovely. Yeah.

1:13:55🔗 Caller Is this one of my friends calling in?

1:13:58🔗 Caller No. No.

1:13:58🔗 Caller Okay.

1:13:59🔗 Caller Don't worry about it. I think all the guys with two legs, all the guys breathing right now would agree with me that they wouldn't give up anything to be with you. Yeah.

1:14:11🔗 Adam Except for possibly a hotter chick. But I mean, there's not many of them out there. But I'm just mathematically, I'm trying to punch a hole in his theory there. Thank you. You wouldn't find one. You couldn't. You just don't have time to scour the planet that way. But yeah.

1:14:30🔗 Caller I found it. I think I found her.

1:14:31🔗 Adam You're into Brittany?

1:14:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:33🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, she was telling me during the break, she was looking for a squirrely high schooler to date. Right. Yeah.

1:14:42🔗 Caller How old are you?

1:14:43🔗 Caller 16.

1:14:44🔗 Adam Perfect.

1:14:45🔗 Caller Squirrely, right?

1:14:46🔗 Adam Yeah. She said squirrely. She said a squirrely guy, probably someone from the West Valley, like what area are you in? Grenoble? Perfect. That's what she was talking about. Some guy with low mileage, who she could basically sexually dominate. No, I'm not.

1:15:06🔗 Caller Don't worry about it.

1:15:08🔗 Adam I'm serious. That's what she was saying. She doesn't want one of these.

1:15:10🔗 Guest It really is.

1:15:10🔗 Adam She doesn't want enough of these David Spade types.

1:15:13🔗 Guest Yeah, it really is.

1:15:13🔗 Caller Shut up.

1:15:15🔗 Adam Enough of these producer guys, where they sit around, they just stare in the mirror, they're talking about getting caffin plants, and all they do is like every weekend, it's like should we score an eight ball and go to Spagos? She doesn't want to get in, she's done with that.

1:15:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:32🔗 Adam She wants a squirrely 10th grader.

1:15:35🔗 Caller Yeah, 10th grader, right?

1:15:36🔗 Adam Yeah. So you guys got a junior prom coming up or?

1:15:42🔗 Caller I don't know. All I know is that, hey Brittany, stop being so hot.

1:15:48🔗 Adam That's kind of charmer. That's what she's talking about.

1:15:51🔗 Caller Yeah. I like the laugh. Yeah.

1:15:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:56🔗 Adam That crazy force to laugh at the end of every bizarre statement. There it is. So Claudio, do you have your driver's license?

1:16:08🔗 Caller No, but I could drive.

1:16:11🔗 Adam Oh, you can?

1:16:11🔗 Caller I'll pick you up.

1:16:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:16:13🔗 Caller Oh, that's cool.

1:16:13🔗 Adam She's got wheels.

1:16:15🔗 Caller And a DeLorean.

1:16:17🔗 Adam She's got a DeLorean?

1:16:18🔗 Guest So she can go back in time as well. Oh, right.

1:16:20🔗 Caller Right.

1:16:21🔗 Guest Get you when you were even younger.

1:16:22🔗 Caller That's right. I was a fetus.

1:16:24🔗 Adam Yeah. All right.

1:16:26🔗 Caller OK.

1:16:27🔗 Adam All right. You know your way around the stages of development. I'll tell you that.

1:16:31🔗 Caller Zygote.

1:16:32🔗 Adam There you go. Somebody's taking biology.

1:16:35🔗 Caller I want to be Dr. Drew, too.

1:16:38🔗 Adam You want to do Dr. Drew, too?

1:16:39🔗 Drew Well, you're squirrely enough.

1:16:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:16:42🔗 Drew That is hot.

1:16:42🔗 Adam You keep studying and offending women, and you could be a Dr. Drew one day, too.

1:16:46🔗 Caller I don't think that was very offensive, what I said, though.

1:16:48🔗 Adam No, no. That's true.

1:16:49🔗 Drew No, no. It's fine. These guys are just having a little fun at your expense.

1:16:52🔗 Caller All right.

1:16:52🔗 Adam She's hot.

1:16:54🔗 Caller All right.

1:16:54🔗 Adam Don't-

1:16:55🔗 Drew Can you give him some parting, make him feel good before he hangs up?

1:16:58🔗 Caller Hey, you should come watch our show.

1:17:00🔗 Caller I'd do it.

1:17:01🔗 Adam Come watch the taping.

1:17:02🔗 Caller I mean, you can come watch the taping.

1:17:03🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:17:04🔗 Caller Okay, I'll do it.

1:17:05🔗 Adam Right.

1:17:06🔗 Caller Bye.

1:17:06🔗 Adam All right, Claudio. See you there, buddy. He had to get going. He had to hurry and run and masturbate. Oh, that's so true. So true. So true.

1:17:17🔗 Caller He's too young for that.

1:17:18🔗 Adam No.

1:17:19🔗 Caller Oh.

1:17:21🔗 Adam No. Did you hear that noise that Drew made? Drew, make that noise again. That oh, that's the sound. You're going to hear that sound at the Claudio residence in about two and a half minutes. I guarantee you watch. You know what we got to do? Call Claudio back in three minutes. It's like, hey, Brittany wants a date. She's like, huh? Who? He's already over it. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. I'm just mopping up here. I don't know what I'm saying. Listen, I'm going to watch a little TV and call it a night. You cool with that? Yeah. I'm going to make myself some eggs and then call it a night. Brittany, which one is she? Oh yeah. 80s Show. Yeah. I caught that chick. She's all right.

1:18:03🔗 Caller I've done that.

1:18:05🔗 Adam She's cool. Call tomorrow. Is this Rustin?

1:18:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:11🔗 Adam Yeah. What's up there?

1:18:13🔗 Caller I need to talk to Drew.

1:18:14🔗 Adam Claudia is Rustin in his hamper right now, by the way.

1:18:19🔗 Caller You don't even want to know what my last name is.

1:18:22🔗 Adam No. Is it really weird?

1:18:25🔗 Caller Like Hood.

1:18:26🔗 Adam Oh, Rustin Hood. Yeah, that's good. Like you're an old car.

1:18:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:31🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Good.

1:18:33🔗 Drew Rustin, what's up?

1:18:35🔗 Caller Well, I've got this mole, and it's on my upper thigh, right next to my scrotum.

1:18:42🔗 Adam Right.

1:18:43🔗 Caller It wasn't attached to very much. There wasn't very much skin holding the thing on.

1:18:49🔗 Drew We call that pedunculated.

1:18:50🔗 Adam So he took it off.

1:18:52🔗 Caller I did. I pulled it off.

1:18:53🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:18:54🔗 Guest Oh, man.

1:18:55🔗 Caller Oh, man.

1:18:56🔗 Caller It was turning colors though. That's kind of why I pulled it off because it was scaring me.

1:19:01🔗 Drew Well, it was turning colors because it was scaring you.

1:19:04🔗 Caller The S word, I cannot deal with.

1:19:05🔗 Adam You can't deal with the scab or the?

1:19:08🔗 Caller Scab. Well, no. Scrotum.

1:19:09🔗 Adam It hasn't grown back. Oh, sorry.

1:19:11🔗 Caller That's too much for me to handle.

1:19:13🔗 Caller I'm not sure if it's going to grow back.

1:19:16🔗 Adam Well, if the mole's going to grow back or the scrotum grows back. I wasn't listening there.

1:19:20🔗 Guest Which did you rip off?

1:19:21🔗 Caller Scrotum off.

1:19:22🔗 Drew All right.

1:19:22🔗 Adam Drew, what about it?

1:19:23🔗 Drew Reston, Reston, cancers are usually, at your age, the colored ones are usually flat and not raised. And the thing you look for is irregular, snake-like, or serpiginous borders, scalloped edges, particularly are indicative of multiple colors. And the other kinds of cancers tend to sort of form as a mound. They don't pedunculate like that. But if there's any question, you got to go have it biopsied.

1:19:46🔗 Adam Pedunculate means when it gets like taggy, like kind of flat.

1:19:50🔗 Drew It's on a stock.

1:19:51🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, that's gross. Yeah. That's gross.

1:19:55🔗 Drew Adam, why don't you, was it Brittany that got grossed up by scrotum?

1:19:58🔗 Adam Yeah, I think Brittany's not a big scrotum fan, no.

1:20:00🔗 Drew Shut up. Shut up.

1:20:02🔗 Caller Stop saying that word.

1:20:03🔗 Adam Oh, she doesn't like the word scrotum.

1:20:06🔗 Drew Adam has some special talents that way.

1:20:08🔗 Adam With my scrotum?

1:20:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:20:09🔗 Caller Stop.

1:20:11🔗 Adam Drew, we're never going camping again. Never. Do you hear me? What about your Hippocratic Oath?

1:20:18🔗 Drew We were camping. You weren't my patient. Were you sure?

1:20:21🔗 Adam All right. All right. I don't know. What about my scrotum? What can I do with my scrotum? Well, it's just a larger and most.

1:20:28🔗 Caller That's what I'm saying. All right.

1:20:29🔗 Adam There's nothing wrong with that. There's no shame in that. Thank you, Drew.

1:20:35🔗 Caller Okay.

1:20:36🔗 Adam All right.

1:20:36🔗 Caller This is a, whoops.

1:20:38🔗 Adam We don't know who this is. No, I don't see anything on line four. Jeff?

1:20:41🔗 Drew I'm on line push three.

1:20:42🔗 Adam What's up? You're 22.

1:20:44🔗 Caller Well, I have a question for Dr. Drew.

1:20:46🔗 Adam All righty.

1:20:48🔗 Caller My thing is, I've been with my girl for about four years. I've known her for about eight. We have a son together. And it seems about, lately, about the last four months or so, seems like she wants to always sleep in the living room. She never wants to sleep in the bedroom. She never wants to go out and do nothing. She never wants to cuddle or do any affectionate stuff.

1:21:11🔗 Drew And what would she say is the problem?

1:21:14🔗 Caller She'd always bring up excuse, like, I'm tired or I'm uncomfortable.

1:21:17🔗 Drew But if we talk to her and we asked her, what's up? Why are you sleeping out in the living room?

1:21:21🔗 Caller That's what she says. That she feels more comfortable sleeping on the couch.

1:21:25🔗 Drew And she wouldn't say, hey, four months ago, I was telling him he was going out with the guys too much. He pissed me off. No, nothing was happening. Nothing. She wasn't asking for anything. You couldn't deliver.

1:21:37🔗 Adam Where is she now?

1:21:38🔗 Caller She's at work now. She works third shift.

1:21:42🔗 Drew Does she want to get married?

1:21:44🔗 Caller Well, we used to be engaged and we have broken up and why? Well, we weren't seeing eye to eye then. We got into a big argument about what? Well, it was the affection thing because I was mad. Like you never want to spend time with me. You never want to.

1:22:02🔗 Drew You mean you wanted to have sex more than she did?

1:22:04🔗 Caller Well, that's an issue too.

1:22:06🔗 Caller But, you know, like. Well, wait a minute, Drew, about once a month, you know.

1:22:10🔗 Adam Okay, Drew, don't turn it on this guy.

1:22:13🔗 Drew I'm starting to believe it. Listen, he started out with, I don't know, all of a sudden she's sleeping in the living room. And the fact is they were engaged and broke up. It's a big deal. There's a ton of stuff here. That's a big deal. So there's bad feeling.

1:22:27🔗 Caller Like I bitch too much about, you know, I don't think I would be in the wrong for bitching about wanting to spend time with my girl, you know, and to be able to hold her hand.

1:22:37🔗 Drew And is she pissed off that you broke up the engagement?

1:22:40🔗 Caller No, I'm not the one who broke up the engagement. She was.

1:22:43🔗 Adam All right. Hold on a second. Hold on. Let me talk to Drew and the cast here at that 80s show. There's one of two things going on here. Drew, you're pursuing the line, which is the smart money, which is he pissed her off somewhere down the road. She's shut down and he's thick about it. Guys are stupid. They don't know what's going on.

1:23:01🔗 Drew Right.

1:23:02🔗 Adam She's angry. She's not mature enough to have a discussion with him, or maybe has attempted to have a discussion on a couple of occasions and is now giving him the cold shoulder and basically acting out, sending a message.

1:23:15🔗 Drew She's just angry. She's just pretty old angry.

1:23:17🔗 Adam This is what kids do when they're angry.

1:23:20🔗 Caller It sounds to me like she's cheating.

1:23:23🔗 Drew That's the other thing.

1:23:24🔗 Adam She could be cheating, but if she's angry at him, see, women cheat for a reason most of the time. Guys, we cheat because it feels good and we're smart. Women cheat for a reason.

1:23:39🔗 Drew We want you to know about it or they take off.

1:23:42🔗 Adam If she's angry at this guy and she's cheated because of it, she will let him find out about it.

1:23:48🔗 Caller It doesn't sound to me like she's angry with him. I think she's just being selfish and she feels guilty, so she's sleeping on the couch.

1:23:55🔗 Adam No. I'll tell you why.

1:23:56🔗 Caller She's worried about the engagement.

1:23:58🔗 Adam I'll tell you why that's no good either. Because if she truly doesn't like the guy and is cheated and it feels horrible about cheating or whatever, I don't think she wants to tip off her behavior by doing some strange behavior like sleeping on the sofa.

1:24:13🔗 Drew She doubles down. She's more careful about that.

1:24:16🔗 Adam She's holding his hand when he wants to hold her hand.

1:24:19🔗 Caller I think she's pulling away and she doesn't know how to say goodbye. So she's like sleeping on the couch, but she can't quite break it off.

1:24:25🔗 Adam There's that too. Yes. And I do agree with that. And Drew, you were trying to figure out what he's doing, but it sounds like maybe she's just a troubled person that has difficulty with intimacy.

1:24:37🔗 Drew Listen, I'm just trying to figure out what's going on here. His thing is, I don't know. All of a sudden she's sleeping in the living room.

1:24:41🔗 Adam Well, he doesn't know.

1:24:43🔗 Drew I mean, there's a ton going on here, a ton. And he needs to figure out what else, he needs to talk with her, and they need to unravel this thing or end it.

1:24:50🔗 Adam Hey, Jeff?

1:24:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:51🔗 Adam Does she come from chaos?

1:24:55🔗 Caller Yeah, pretty much. Her life, her life growing up, she pretty well raised her, her brothers and sisters, you know, and kind of shelter life, you know. And then when she got pregnant, when we got pregnant, I kind of felt bad in a way because she really didn't have a chance really to, to go out and do what she wanted, when she wanted, you know.

1:25:14🔗 Adam Why was she raising her brothers and sisters?

1:25:17🔗 Caller With her mom working all the time, being a single mom, you know, and having three sisters and brothers.

1:25:22🔗 Drew Where's the dad?

1:25:23🔗 Caller Not there.

1:25:25🔗 Drew What's the matter? What happened to dad?

1:25:27🔗 Caller Well, she had a stepdad, a real dad. She talks to her once in a while.

1:25:31🔗 Drew What'd the stepdad do to her?

1:25:33🔗 Caller He's always been there for her, you know. She can call him when she wants, you know.

1:25:37🔗 Drew Why was she raising the kids if the stepdad was there?

1:25:40🔗 Caller Well, he wasn't there the whole time.

1:25:42🔗 Adam All right.

1:25:42🔗 Caller All right.

1:25:43🔗 Adam So stepdad was younger.

1:25:44🔗 Caller He was there.

1:25:45🔗 Adam Stepdad wasn't too bad then?

1:25:47🔗 Caller No.

1:25:47🔗 Adam All right. Well, you need to talk to her because I'm starting to wonder.

1:25:50🔗 Caller That's one of my issues. Like when I try to talk to her, she always changes the subject or she tries to just say, well, I just I'm uncomfortable. I just, or this and that, tries to change the whole subject off of it. She don't want to talk to me about it.

1:26:04🔗 Adam Well, you know.

1:26:05🔗 Caller That's me. All right.

1:26:06🔗 Adam Jeff, listen, you're going to have to just sort of lay the law down, which is either she get involved and participate in the relationship or you're just going to have to, she's going to be disqualified because you're not doing anything.

1:26:19🔗 Caller You should write her a letter. So then she has to sit down and read it.

1:26:22🔗 Caller I write her letters. I write her love letters.

1:26:24🔗 Adam Really?

1:26:25🔗 Caller Leave them on the-

1:26:26🔗 Adam Jeff, what happened to Jeff?

1:26:27🔗 Drew Jesus Christ. No, I'm changing my opinion. He's not enough of an asshole. That's the problem.

1:26:31🔗 Adam Yeah. Right.

1:26:32🔗 Drew She's got to sabotage it because he's actually a nice guy.

1:26:34🔗 Adam Yeah. Here's the thing. She wishes she was, here's what happens. Oh, these women, what a pain in the ass they are. She wishes she was into a guy like Jeff because Jeff really is into her. Jeff is constantly wanting to hold hands and cuddle and writing letters. It's all that stuff that many women say that they lack in a relationship and wish they could get a guy to do.

1:26:56🔗 Guest It's all those things they say they want.

1:26:57🔗 Adam But you know what women want? Not all of them, but a lot of them, it's not so much that they want the letter writing and the hand holding, they want to convert and he's pre-converted and there's no work in converting this guy. There's nothing to change on him. He's already there.

1:27:12🔗 Drew You can't have it both ways. A guy who is an a-hole cannot become a guy like Jeff and vice versa. You don't get it both ways.

1:27:20🔗 Adam That's right.

1:27:21🔗 Caller What about the kid?

1:27:22🔗 Adam Well, that's the tragedy of this society, but he's going to have to work with her and I would bring the kid up and on the kid's behalf, but get her to engage you in this or it's got to end.

1:27:37🔗 Drew Her thing though is she of course has to live out once again the life that she had for herself. She has to create that for her child.

1:27:43🔗 Adam Right.

1:27:44🔗 Drew Abandoned father.

1:27:45🔗 Adam That's right. That's why I can't even have a dog. You understand that? Okay. We'll take a little break. The girls will comfort me and we'll be back.

1:27:56🔗 Caller This is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

1:28:34🔗 Adam Hello. It's Loveline. This is Loveline phone. We don't need that phone number. We got enough of your calling. Willie Nelson in here tomorrow night in his party bus. That should be interesting. Drew?

1:28:50🔗 Drew Yep.

1:28:51🔗 Adam How, and Drew's over in Memphis. How early should we, how much time do we need to enjoy Willie's party bus?

1:28:57🔗 Drew Because I don't know how many bongos you're doing.

1:29:00🔗 Adam How dare you? You realize that the kids look up to me, that they worship me as their god, Drew?

1:29:07🔗 Drew It scares me, but it's true. Yes.

1:29:08🔗 Adam No, I can't get high anymore. Should I get high?

1:29:12🔗 Drew No. Oh, God.

1:29:13🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Oh, my God. I don't know. Listen, if Willie hands me a join, I can't put it out, can I?

1:29:21🔗 Drew You can say no, I got to do a radio show. I can't function.

1:29:24🔗 Adam What, this show? Come on. That's a good one. All right. Well, anyway, Willie knows. Are you going to get there like 15 minutes early tomorrow, Drew?

1:29:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:29:35🔗 Adam That's it. 15, right? All right.

1:29:37🔗 Drew Well, I'm going to be up to about 930.

1:29:39🔗 Adam Okay.

1:29:40🔗 Drew You'll be a good host.

1:29:42🔗 Adam Okay.

1:29:43🔗 Drew Shana, 17.

1:29:44🔗 Adam All right. That 80s show, everybody. Wednesday nights, eight o'clock. I don't want to plug Willie too much. Yes. Drew loves that show.

1:29:51🔗 Drew Love it.

1:29:51🔗 Adam Shana?

1:29:52🔗 Caller Hello.

1:29:53🔗 Adam You're 17?

1:29:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:29:55🔗 Adam What's up?

1:29:56🔗 Caller Okay. I have a question. I have a lot of contradictions saying if you have anal sex that you're not a virgin. I'm just curious, are you or are you not?

1:30:05🔗 Adam Well, right in the Bible, it clearly states that I think Job banged like a hazecai or a ham or something and it was good, but that he remained a virgin and it worked for women too, I believe.

1:30:24🔗 Drew How did they describe it in the Bible? He what him?

1:30:26🔗 Adam Well, it was on cassette. I didn't read it. Actually, I got the Bible on A-Track.

1:30:33🔗 Drew Shana, somewhere we lost track of the fact that virginity was really something to be associated with chastity. It really wasn't a technicality about a plane being violated. Adam, why don't you give your description of where you think all the planes ought to be located.

1:30:46🔗 Adam Well, there's a vaginal plane. It can't be crossed. It's like the goal line.

1:30:52🔗 Drew Like a force field in the Star Trek or something.

1:30:55🔗 Adam Yeah, you go into another world at that point. Usually, whatever set the head on hand. Then there's the oral plane, right? There's that plane. That's a plane that shouldn't be crossed. These are all hymens to me, these planes. And then there's this plane. You see, when I do this okay thing with my hand, you can actually create the plane with your fingers. It's like a hand plane job, right? A hand plane job? Yeah, right. A hand job plane. No, you are not a virgin if you are penetrated rectally.

1:31:27🔗 Drew You're not going to get pregnant, but that's well beyond virginity.

1:31:31🔗 Caller Yeah, because I've had a lot of people say you are and you're not.

1:31:34🔗 Drew It's well beyond virginity to be-

1:31:36🔗 Caller Well beyond?

1:31:38🔗 Adam Yeah, we would say it's beyond. Well, here's my point. Why bother with the vaginal virginity if you're going to go the anal route?

1:31:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:50🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:31:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:51🔗 Adam Well, what is it? Why? Why bother? Well, what's it for? Who are you fooling? God sees everything, you know? Yeah. He's disgusted. God's appalled. I mean, does he see everything or does he just kind of know it? Is that how it works?

1:32:09🔗 Drew He's appalled.

1:32:10🔗 Adam He's appalled.

1:32:10🔗 Drew I may just think about it.

1:32:12🔗 Adam Hey, Ishana, why are you trying to cheat God on a technicality?

1:32:19🔗 Caller I'm not.

1:32:21🔗 Adam What are you worried about? Are you a religious person?

1:32:24🔗 Caller Not really.

1:32:25🔗 Adam So what's the obsession?

1:32:27🔗 Caller I was curious because so many people tell me different things.

1:32:31🔗 Adam Yeah. So, okay. All right. Do the math.

1:32:35🔗 Caller Okay.

1:32:36🔗 Adam Okay.

1:32:37🔗 Caller Thank you. All right.

1:32:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:32:39🔗 Drew You have time for one more?

1:32:40🔗 Adam I mean, it's obviously higher on the scale of activities, the anal sex.

1:32:45🔗 Drew Yeah, but they don't think of it that way.

1:32:48🔗 Adam No, they do. They're just trying to win on a technicality. Yeah. All right. Let's say hi to Phil. Phil?

1:32:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:56🔗 Adam You're 17?

1:32:57🔗 Caller Yep.

1:32:58🔗 Adam Your friend is 16, has a drug problem.

1:33:01🔗 Caller Yeah, she's got a pretty serious drug problem.

1:33:04🔗 Adam What's her drug?

1:33:04🔗 Drew What's your question?

1:33:05🔗 Caller Well, my question is what should I do as a friend about it? I've known her for like a year or about a year, year and a half.

1:33:13🔗 Drew And what's her drug?

1:33:15🔗 Caller She does anything. She'll do weed, ecstasy, she'll acid, anything.

1:33:20🔗 Drew All right. Well, she needs to get into some form of treatment.

1:33:23🔗 Caller She has been. She called me the other day because I decided a while back maybe I shouldn't hang around with her because she's a really nice person when she's sober. It's really funny. But a week ago, she called me and said that she'd just gotten out of rehab and she was doing fine. She'd been cleaned for, I don't know, about a month, two months.

1:33:44🔗 Adam All right. Listen, we don't got time. Sorry for being a prick, but we got to go to break.

1:33:49🔗 Drew So go to go to if their family sessions you can participate in. You can go with her to those. You got to get her back in the fray with the team that's treating her. You got to keep her going back.

1:33:57🔗 Adam All right, Phil.

1:33:58🔗 Drew That's all you can do.

1:33:59🔗 Adam Are you in there? Do you like Adam Lakers more than a friend? Yeah, he does. That's why I can't catch him. All right, but still, still noble, still noble, get her help. But don't get all tied up in the whole mess.

1:34:11🔗 Drew He has to go to the family sessions if he's going to be able to do anything.

1:34:14🔗 Adam Okay, we'll be back.

1:34:15🔗 Guest All right, guys, here's the deal.

1:34:17🔗 Caller Looking to hook up, call the Dateline.

1:34:18🔗 Guest Sick of wasting time with the wrong person.

1:34:20🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:34:21🔗 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:34:23🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:34:25🔗 Caller 1-877-889.

1:34:27🔗 Caller Date.

1:34:28🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying now, Dad?

1:34:30🔗 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

1:35:03🔗 Adam All righty, I want to thank Glenn Tinsley and Brittany for coming in here tonight.

1:35:10🔗 Drew For my favorite show.

1:35:12🔗 Adam Yes, That 80s Show on Fox, Wednesday nights at 8 o'clock. Willie Nelson in here tomorrow night. Thanks a lot for coming in, you guys.

1:35:21🔗 Caller Thank you for having us.

1:35:23🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:35:23🔗 Caller Very interesting.

1:35:24🔗 Adam Yeah, good. And on season number two, come back and give it another plug.

1:35:30🔗 Caller Absolutely.

1:35:31🔗 Adam All right, so until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:35:36🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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