1:04🔗
And we'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back.
1:15🔗
Adam
We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. David Loveline, Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. What's happening there, Drew?
1:34🔗
Adam
Went down to Anaheim to watch the Supercross. Let me tell you, when the green flag drops, the BS stops. That's my motto.
1:58🔗
Adam
Found out it was 2,500 bucks. Jesus Christ. These new bikes are expensive, even the little ones.
2:05🔗
Adam
Yeah, it was quite an event, had a good time. Went there through Jeremy McGrath's people. Jeremy's having some arm difficulties, some muscle problems. Believe it or not, the sport's a little bit tough on the body.
2:20🔗
Drew
He's not so young as he used to be either, I'll tell you. Can you imagine doing that at 30 or 40? Oh my God.
2:32🔗
Adam
The guys hit their prime about 13, and then they get their first pub, and they're over the hill. No, seriously, everything just keeps getting younger and younger and younger. I guess I could have just said that once. I mean, there's guys out there winning that are 17, 18 years old, man, I don't know how old Jeremy is, probably 28, 29, 30, and you take some abuse because you're 40 feet in the air. I mean, it's crazy. It's a crazy sport. I mean, the joint abuse, I mean, the knees and the forearms, the elbows, the back, that's when you're not crashing.
3:09🔗
Adam
I mean, best case scenario, by the time you do 20 laps on that course, you've logged 10,000 feet.
3:17🔗
Adam
You're putting on 250 feet in the air for each lap. It's crazy. It's just, and then it's whoop-de-do's and it's just, it's like you might as well just put your head in a paint shaker. It's crazy. I had a good time. It's a good time. It's got a little, got my buzz on.
3:35🔗
Adam
You know, they took care of us over there. Cheryl Lynch is a publicist. I got us the tickets. What is it though, Drew, we've spoken about this before, the will call situation in this country.
3:51🔗
Adam
Well, here's the thing about will call. Will call is, it's really, it's why communism doesn't work.
3:59🔗
Adam
Yeah, what's in it for you? You're giving away some free tickets to some VIPs? Screw you.
4:04🔗
Adam
So here's how the will call works. There's always 11 will calls and there's no designation on them. There's the will call that's under the big baseball helmet and then there's the will call that's over by the corner and then there's the one on the south side and then there's the one closest to the parking lot and there's one by the entrance.
4:23🔗
Adam
Nope, you go to one will call and you go like, hey, I'm supposed to get some tickets from them, Jeremy McGrath, I don't know.
4:36🔗
Adam
You decide on your own, I should go to another one. Sometimes they'll point you in a direction. You could go south around the stadium or north around the stadium.
4:45🔗
Adam
Oh yeah, yeah, so they never do this, they never go, first off, there's never any big number, like hey, here's the will call you go to if you're with a corporate situation and here's the celebrity will call and here's this, that.
5:00🔗
Adam
Well they do that within the small will calls, but you never know which one to go to. And there's always eight windows and two really pissed off middle-aged women who are working them, they're like Christ, I've heard every story. And then, so there's only two windows and there's like 200 people that are trying to get in and the other six windows are closed and you're behind, your line has 65 people in it and there's one jackass up front who's saying, yeah, I'm Larry Jackson, I'm, oh, you know you're in trouble when you hear this. Oh, well, try looking under Kierker pipes. I think they may have left us. No? Try FMF, FMF is equipment. It might be under there.
5:44🔗
Adam
Yeah. Oh, well, it may not be under my name. My associate, Bob James, try Bob James. Look, you should only get 15 tries before you just got to turn around and leave. Because I'm standing back there and I know I can get mine. But you're making this person jump through hoops and now they're pissed off. So they ran out of, we weren't getting tickets, we were just getting laminates, VIP laminates.
6:11🔗
Adam
I gave them to all my friends and I got the one, temporary one. Yeah. But the temporary one doesn't count for anything. So everywhere you go, you're getting hassled. And I'm saying to them, hey, I had the laminate, they just ran out, you guys ran out of the laminates. They didn't want to let me back into the pits, and didn't want to let me anywhere, and the cops were like hassling me, and it's a pain in the ass. But when I finally got through, I told them to blow me.
6:39🔗
Adam
Stupid Anaheim cops give me a hassle in enjoying hassling me, by the way. But here's what I don't like. I show the guy my pass. He intentionally hassles me. He's laughing at me. He says, no, you're not going through. I know who you are. You're not going through. I said, look, I got this temporary pass because they were out of all the other ones. What do you want me to do? Well, you ain't getting through with that.
7:07🔗
Adam
This is just basic a-hole hassling. So, here's the deal. Finally, someone comes up and they have a list of passes and they go, yes, it turns out your pass does get you through. So, I walk past, I tell the guy, kiss my ass. Now, I'm the a-hole.
7:22🔗
Adam
Whatever. He's going home and tell his friends that Adam's a big a-hole. That's my point. Why am I a-hole? Just because I make fun of you after you screw with me. Well, these are wonderful stories. You just added five more, Anderson.
7:36🔗
I don't respect the storytelling.
7:39🔗
Adam
All right. So anyway, I had a good time at the Super Cross and Drew went to the after party. Got my booze on, talked to a thousand drunken people. No, I did not drive home. I had someone else drive. Thank you. Someone who was more shaped than I was. Corey?
7:56🔗
Yeah.
8:00🔗
Caller
Okay. I've been with my girlfriend for two years and I've been trying. We've tried to have sex but my dick is just too big. It doesn't fit in her clitoris.
8:09🔗
Yeah.
8:21🔗
Drew
No, he's laughing. He's laughing while he's talking. I mean, it's obviously bogus, first of all, but the thing is he doesn't understand the difference of vagina and clitoris. That's pretty interesting.
8:38🔗
This question is for Dr. Drew.
8:40🔗
Hey, Dr. Drew. I have a thyroid condition, and I'm wondering if you know what kind of meds I can get for it, because I'm a pretty small guy and I should be as small as I am. I'm wondering what I can do to-
9:00🔗
Well, I know it was diagnosed in a hospital when I was 17.
9:07🔗
Yes, I've tried eating a lot and I've tried-
9:14🔗
It was a hyperactive thyroid.
9:17🔗
Yes.
9:21🔗
I was put in the hospital when I was 17. I went from like 130 to like 89 pounds in a week.
9:26🔗
Drew
I understand. That's right. That's what happens with hyperactivity. Well, normally the most common cause of that is something called grave disease. And what they'll typically do is give you some radioactive iodide and knock the thyroid out. Did they do that?
9:37🔗
No. I was in a group home when I was younger.
9:41🔗
In a group home.
9:43🔗
And so I've been looking around, but I looked you up on the web.
9:48🔗
Adam
Let's do a little Loveline recreation. They had this hyperthyroid. It went from 130 to 189.
9:56🔗
Drew
That's what happens with hyperthyroidism. They should put you in the hospital and do a blade of therapy.
10:20🔗
Good times.
10:23🔗
Yes.
10:27🔗
No. I remember it was a medication called Dioxin.
10:38🔗
Drew
Yeah. You need to see a doctor and get this straightened out. I don't know. You don't know what you're talking about. If you can't get any of the records from what happened to you, whenever it happened to you, then you need a thorough, complete evaluation now to see what is in fact going on with you. All right.
11:00🔗
Drew
So 5'8 is a normal height, but then again you might be hyperthyroid still if you weren't properly treated.
11:05🔗
Adam
All right. So go back to the doctor. Listen everybody, some guys are tall, some guys are short.
11:11🔗
Adam
Some guys are fat, some guys are thin and not always because of anything. It's just God's great grab bag. Stacey?
11:20🔗
Yeah.
11:23🔗
Caller
Okay. I have currently been with my boyfriend for about two years. We started having sex about a year into our relationship and our sex life used to be great. Then we broke up for about a month and a half and now that we've been back together, he's not in the mood as much as he used to be and I don't know what it is. He says that-
12:02🔗
A lot of the games come on phones now.
12:17🔗
Adam
But hang on. We got to play some Donkey Kong, bitch. Jesus Christ. People never get tired of insulting me, do they, Drew?
12:38🔗
Drew
You can remember these guys, though, kids that age, kids, young people are used to doing computer and phone. It's like, if you're on the phone, they got to be doing something on the computer.
12:44🔗
Adam
That's fine. But how much time do you talk? How many times do you get to ask Dr. Drew your question? You really got to play video game during the part where you're asking the question. Do you know what I'm saying?
13:00🔗
Adam
Okay. Stacey, that's fine. We'll just put you on hold for a little bit. We'll get back with you.
13:09🔗
Yes.
13:12🔗
Caller
What's going on, guys? Hey. Actually, I just need a little advice, actually. Okay. My ex-girlfriend, 17, and she's epileptic and she's allergic to a bunch of just different things, like just crazy different stuff. I'm sorry.
14:19🔗
Adam
Yeah, look up capricious, please. Yeah, please look those up. We'll go to the next call. All right, so Martin has to hang on for a minute because he used the S word on the air. Casually, I might add.
14:34🔗
Right.
14:39🔗
Caller
My question to you was, I saw in magazines how they've got penis enlargement pills. And I want to know if they work, and can they be dangerous to my body?
14:53🔗
Drew
All right. Well, the first thing you got to remember is that if it's in an advertisement, it must be true. People cannot advertise if it's not substantiated in scientific fact. In fact, that's true of headlines. That's true of news reporting. That's true of commercials. It must be true.
15:09🔗
Drew
Politicians must be true. So, I guess it's true. And of course, they cannot be harmful, or else they could not possibly market these things.
15:18🔗
Drew
Wait, look. It's total adulterated BS. Whether or not they're harmful, I'd be curious to know what they are, but I doubt that they would take that liability of actually having something harmful.
15:29🔗
Adam
It's a sad and bizarre trend, but I'm hearing lots and lots of commercials for stuff to enlarge penises, and enlarge brass, and it's all done through a pill, and none of it works, and it's all nonsense, and it's not going to work anyway.
15:51🔗
Caller
Okay. My next question was, I've just started weightlifting maybe this last year, and a lot of my friends are using workout supplements like Hydroxycut and similar products like that, and I don't want to try it because the way I see it is if you live to be 80 years old, your heart's going to be pumping nonstop for 80 years, and you take all these supplements and it's supposed to speed up your metabolism, so you burn fat, but isn't that going to make your heart work harder?
16:20🔗
You pansy.
16:21🔗
Drew
Well, it's not that simple, unfortunately. The things that accelerate metabolism probably increase the sheer forces on vessels. They alter the function of an organ system that literally lines the inside of your vessels, the endothelium. It may affect the health of the heart muscle, not so much by speeding it up, but changing the forces on it. So the conclusion is right. It's not going to be good for you, but the method, the reason that happens is kind of complicated. So, yeah, you're not going to make yourself healthier by taking stimulants. It's not going to happen.
16:54🔗
Adam
Your heart pumps two swimming pools worth of blood every 11 seconds. I like when people toss out crazy. Crazy. Like, I can't argue with you facts. It's cool, but yet I'm over it immediately. Do you know that if you took your lower and upper intestine, inflate it, and tied it like a rope, you could repel down a four-story building?
17:22🔗
Drew
You know my favorite one? My favorite one is about HIV and Hepatitis B. To help you understand the concentration of one in the blood versus the other, if you take a syringe full, basically a test tube full of HIV infected blood, and dilute it in a quart of liquid, and then draw it back out and inject it into somebody, the chances of getting the disease is very slight, essentially zero.
17:44🔗
Drew
On the other hand, if you take a drop of blood with someone with Hepatitis B and put it in a swimming pool, and draw that same amount back out, inject it, you're going to give the disease most of the time.
17:52🔗
Adam
Now, is the swimming pool filled with other blood, or do you just go down, walk down to the bottom?
18:09🔗
Drew
But the point that's a very inaccurate rendition, but it's trying to dramatize how dilute HIV is in the blood, so it's hard to get it, and hepatitis B is highly infectious because the virus is around. And I'm talking of tonight, I had a good night's sleep. What confounds things even more with HIV is that as the disease progresses, no, it's not time.
18:29🔗
Drew
No blow, just some speed. And the HIV concentration goes up as the disease progresses. The virus starts being produced more densely, and you're more infectious later in the disease.
18:51🔗
Caller
Yeah, she's epileptic, and I'm wondering, because I tell my friends, and they're like, well, Martin, you're a real jerk for breaking up with her because she has epilepsy, but I mean...
19:04🔗
Caller
It was, she had a seizure on her six-month anniversary, which really, really scared me.
19:18🔗
Drew
And so because she has seizures three times a year, you're supposed to lie about your feelings to her? Doesn't make sense. Not great logic.
19:33🔗
Caller
She shakes and her eyes roll in the back of her head. It's real scary because I've never seen anyone have a seizure before, a bit besides her. I mean, it was just so, so scary.
19:45🔗
Caller
There's like, I mean, there's like knowing that there's nothing I can do, you know, while she's, you know.
19:52🔗
Caller
I set her down in my, in my lap. I put her head in my lap and I am, I massaged her jaw so she wouldn't, I mean.
20:16🔗
Adam
Right. Now, listen, why, why put your wallet in her mouth so she doesn't ball, you know, swallow her tongue? Why not something else?
20:30🔗
Adam
Put her head in my lap, started to... I gave her a wine cooler, started massaging her jaw so she'd open it up, you know, flipped her over.
20:47🔗
Drew
He should be honest about his feelings, that's all. Just because she has seizure disorder doesn't mean...
21:04🔗
Adam
Okay, well, you won't be her last. You break up with her, she said, you know what, she in the 11th grade or something?
21:18🔗
Caller
Well, she'll be 18 in like a few months, like two months, three months. I mean, and plus like I get like, I don't know why.
21:31🔗
Drew
April. February, March, April. I have four months. Two months, three months, four months.
21:35🔗
Adam
That's good, please. She'll be 18. Well, I'll be 18. Drew, Drew, your kids will be 18 one day.
21:45🔗
Adam
Right. Listen, Martin, sorry. Life's hard. Everyone goes through this. It sounds like you're a pretty decent guy, but you'd be doing more harm by living a lie. Yeah. All right?
22:05🔗
Drew
Yeah. Bad, bad seizure disorder. But it's kind of peculiar that she's still, I mean, these days you'll be able to control most seizure disorders. Okay.
22:25🔗
Drew
I wrote an article for TV Guide and I was totally convinced that, I kind of think Amanda's gay, and I was convinced that there was going to be much more gay action in this thing.
22:43🔗
Drew
But why is she with those other three? There's just no reason. How dare you? Unless she's sort of...
22:47🔗
Adam
Well, she's with those three like they do the beer commercials. Since when you got the black guy, the Chinese guy, the Mexican guy and the Eskimo sitting around playing cards? People think, and as long as they're the same age, it's cool. Look, I like the brother man, I like the Eskimo man, I like the Latino man, but when I play cards, it's five white guys. And I'm guessing when a black guy plays cards, it's five black guys. Doesn't mean he's racist. Those are where he hangs out, those are his friends.
23:18🔗
Drew
Yeah, right. Well, yeah. And it kind of, and even the way they've written it, they've written it kind of brilliantly. The other three, I kind of get why they hang out, but this one was like, what the hell? I started looking at it critically, I think, what is she in there for? And now this season, they opened with tremendous amounts of interaction with the same sex and homosexual stuff, and I was writing about this for this TV Guide article, and they write, TV Guide notifies me, not really TV Guide material. We can't really say the gay stuff unless we know that's what's gonna happen. Now I'm pissed.
23:54🔗
Drew
A bunch of pussies. Yeah. It was interesting, because nobody ever really looks at it for what it really is. The article count pretty good.
24:02🔗
Drew
It was a new season. It was a new season for them. It was part of their day of their new season.
24:14🔗
Adam
I know, but we should speculate on whether people whose names aren't the same as they are when they're off stage and have different husbands and live in different places. We all got to sit around and speculate about how the season's gonna turn out for them.
24:31🔗
Adam
I don't understand that. I mean, listen, I like the show and I enjoy the show, but I don't care who's supposed to be a lesbian unless they are in real life. I don't care who gets married unless they get married in real life. Even then, I don't care.
24:44🔗
Drew
If something is really well written, it should ring true. It should be close to reality. This was that if it is close to reality, here's how it should go.
24:51🔗
Adam
Drew writing articles for Sex in the City. Man show is on tonight, by the way. I forgot about that one. Good times. I think we play golf. We got to take ourselves a little break when we come back. Stacey, who was playing with her Nintendo, she's going to have to sit on hold just a little while longer. We'll take another tantalizing call after this.
25:50🔗
Adam
Yo, Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Okay, let's pop back to the phones there, Drew, and start earning our keep.
26:17🔗
Drew
Think about that. Super Bowl football will end, man show will kick in, production. Oh my God, you'll have to work. Oh, Adam, so sorry.
26:26🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, I've gotten over my Sunday Night Blues. I used to be miserable every Sunday night.
26:37🔗
Drew
Yeah, I've been doing this show so long on Sunday nights that I can barely remember having those blues, but yes, I had them on Sunday night chronically.
26:45🔗
Adam
Sunday night, when I was a student, meant Monday morning I was going to show up with some paper. I didn't write. Some homework I did not review or some studying that was not done for a test that was going to go on on Monday. Never, ever, ever did it. And it was always depressing Sunday night when I realized I was going to have to head back to school. Then after that, when I got into my miserable work, it was just a press Sunday night because a horrible, horrible week was starting. And that just continued. Even, even, even when I wasn't miserable with my work, I would just be miserable Sunday nights and I was always miserable when football season ended. Okay. I'm going to the Super Bowl this year, though.
27:45🔗
Caller
But anyways, I was having sex with my girlfriend last week and it was our first time. I don't know, just halfway through, I just lost my erection.
27:59🔗
Drew
There is a, this is a hard thing to document, but apparently many men experienced this their first time out. And it doesn't mean a damn thing. It really doesn't.
28:40🔗
Adam
Yeah, buddy. No, I know what you're saying, man. I mean, when I'm getting it on, I don't listen to music. Wait a minute. That's actually the one thing you could actually do.
28:51🔗
Caller
Because there's two reasons I think that it might have happened. I've been taking Mo Butrin.
28:57🔗
Drew
Oh, well, Butrin is not common. I guess it could, but that's not a common side effect from Mo Butrin.
29:14🔗
Adam
That was interesting. That was a bogus call, but it had an interesting kind of twist to it.
29:20🔗
Drew
I was beginning to think bogus, because I mean, he kept pushing. You don't understand. You don't understand.
29:23🔗
Adam
No, I didn't get that part. I got it. He had a little bit of a jackoff thing going for him because he was like, hey, dude. Yeah, he slid in like a Drew, sort of like a guy, Guy Dude Bro.
29:50🔗
Yes.
30:01🔗
Caller
Okay. Well, me and my boyfriend, I've been together for two years. And he doesn't want to have sex as often as he used to. And I don't know if it's something with me or-
30:37🔗
Adam
Wait, hold on a second. How often were you having sex before? Almost every day. And now what's it to? It's like every, every couple of days?
30:49🔗
Adam
It's like, almost every day to me means five, possibly six days a week. And every couple of days means three.
31:12🔗
Caller
No, I guess, I mean, it's not really, but I'm, for some reason, I'm, I always want to do it now, and he doesn't, he's always just like, oh, no.
31:23🔗
Caller
He just wanted space. I don't know. He didn't want to be in a serious relationship that we were in at the time.
31:39🔗
Adam
Yeah, 19-year-old guys. Listen, all you 19-year-olds who are currently getting laid consistently because you have girlfriends, don't think you're getting laid. You're nothing out on the open market. You're nothing. There's no place for a 19-year-old guy. 17-year-old guy has a better chance of getting laid because he's in high school.
31:57🔗
Adam
Right. And you 19-year-old guys who aren't in college and who are working are really effed. You get nothing. There's nothing around for you. What's he do?
32:07🔗
Caller
Actually, nothing really. We just graduated high school in June and he doesn't know what he wants to do. He doesn't go to college. He just works.
32:47🔗
Adam
Now, that is actually your only alternative is to go nail someone you've nailed in the past.
33:23🔗
Caller
I don't know. I'm an upbeat person. I don't know. And I'm really happy to talk to you guys.
33:40🔗
Caller
Yeah. Because he, I don't know. See, I sort of think that like, I'm so in love. I don't know what's wrong with me.
33:50🔗
Adam
Okay. All I'm saying is, is when you're 19, you use your energy to sort of channel all your energy. And it's too much stress on the relationship. Here's what I mean. When you get older, tell me if you agree or disagree with this. And Anne, you can chime in. Or anybody from the Peanut Gallery.
34:13🔗
Adam
When you get older, you can segment your life. You have your work, you have your career, your kids or your hobbies or your friends, and then you have your relationship. But you don't put so much stress. Your relationship can only hold so much weight. And you try not to channel all the stuff that was meant for all the other facets of your life over that bridge because it won't take the weight. Right. But when you're 19, everything goes there.
34:38🔗
Adam
All the energy ends up in the relationship. And the other person's energy, all their energy ends up in the relationship, too. And it always folds because it's too much weight for it.
34:50🔗
Adam
So I don't know why people do that. You get older now. You don't put that kind of stress on your relationship.
35:06🔗
Drew
Part of it is balance. Just learning how to balance and being able to know what is and isn't good for a relationship.
35:10🔗
Adam
But there's also just a ton of energy that you had back then that you don't have anymore that all pours into the other person.
35:19🔗
Drew
Yeah. For men, some of that I think is biological. I think that testosterone level drops a little bit and you're not thinking about-
35:26🔗
Adam
No. You don't do that. Let's go through the yearbook. Who's this dude? Who's this guy? Oh, right. Oh, oh, I see. Oh, oh, I see. You're saying just because his name starts with a C and your name starts with a C, he's next to you in the yearbook and you don't know this dude. Well, I don't buy that. Why would he be next to you?
35:49🔗
Adam
I don't know. He's like in the 11th grade. My name is Carson and his name is Coletti. So we were next to each other. Yeah. Right. Right. Let me look back. Let me flip a few pages.
36:05🔗
Adam
What is this? Have a cool summer. I'll talk to you soon. Mark. Who's Mark? I never heard about Mark. Yeah. Right. He put his phone number there. Bet you called it. What if we called him up? She said, I don't know. It was 11 years ago.
36:38🔗
Adam
Yep. Yep. Yep. All right. One more call before we go to break. This is Jason is dirty. Jason.
36:45🔗
Hey, what's going on, Adam?
36:49🔗
Basically, I have a question for Dr. Drew.
36:51🔗
Just came back from the island of Fiji and they drink a drink called Cava.
36:57🔗
Yeah. And I went to one of the local houses and slams. I had about 10 cups of this stuff. It comes out of half of a coconut shell.
37:20🔗
Caller
I'm not going to partake with it with a bunch of my friends. I just want to make sure that I don't end up with a Jonestown situation.
37:26🔗
Drew
I have not seen any acute medical complications from Kava. I do believe it to be addictive. It's a GABA-ergic drug. It behaves very similar to Valium, Valium-like chemicals. I've seen some problems with Kava.
37:44🔗
Drew
Yeah, you see it here and there. It is not harmless. It is a pharmacologic agent. We may yet see liver problems and whatnot from it, but I have not.
37:52🔗
Adam
All right. By the way, Jonestown reference was for Jim Jones, a cult leader who killed all his disciples via some poison punch. Yeah. What was his group? The people's?
38:22🔗
Drew
The Bin Laden thing is such a cult. Having met Castro when I did it all, it all smacked of cult to me. So I started looking into it. I started thinking, you know what?
38:31🔗
Drew
Except there's no crazy leader and that's when cults go bad. When there's some individual who cast his or her spell.
38:39🔗
Adam
Anytime you're going to need a group of people to act as one and possibly give their life up for the name of whatever.
38:58🔗
Adam
You need that. I mean, you gotta have that. It's like, it's, you know, I spent all weekend watching football. You gotta put the same uniform on, man, because those are your fatigues. You're going to war and you're asking guys to put their bodies on the line and it's the same with the same with the cults. I mean, not the team.
39:23🔗
Drew
I understand. But the leader has his own needs that are, have become the diabolical source of direction for the group, so.
39:39🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break when we come back. Drew, where are you going?
39:44🔗
Drew
I'm going to go see if I can get some of these off the screen and get some nice new calls.
39:48🔗
Adam
All right. Clean in house, but back with a fresh load after this. Hey, yo, Loveline, I'm Adam. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Oh, Drew's looking his chops. Wants to speak to young Veronica. Set her straight.
40:53🔗
Drew
That was of the usual, the bouquet, which can really do some serious damage, but not with the same intensity, the volume. Does that mean something more is coming?
41:24🔗
Drew
Last time you did that, it was in the linen. We have this material wall to absorb sound a week.
41:31🔗
Adam
I know. It didn't have the volume that I like. But you know what? I'm not going to beat myself up.
41:35🔗
Drew
But you know what? It's interesting. So really, it's three hobo power. But so we've discovered a unit of intensity. We have not figured out the sort of coloration.
42:12🔗
Caller
16, almost 17. And I'm only 14 and I just turned 14 about a week or so ago. And I was the first girl that he dated that was young. Like usually he dates older girls and like I really just need him back in my life. Like, but I don't know how to go about it.
42:33🔗
Caller
Like about a month ago, but like we stayed really good friends. And he says he wants like one night stands and he wants us to get closer.
42:45🔗
Adam
Once one night stands with you or just in general? No, with me. And he dates a lot of girls?
42:53🔗
Caller
No, he doesn't. He doesn't date a lot, but he dates older women and he was scared to get in a relationship with me because I was young, but it worked out really good. But I broke it off.
43:22🔗
Drew
By one night stand, what does that mean? What do you do during one night stand? Just make out or you have sex with him?
43:34🔗
Caller
We both don't know how to make the relationship work. We want to be together. We just don't know.
43:54🔗
Caller
Well, like, at first, he didn't know all about me. Like I had lied to him about a lot of things.
44:18🔗
Caller
Wait. I don't know what to do because I told him I need to talk to him about this and I'm supposed to see him tomorrow. And I just really want to tell him that I want to be together, but I don't know what to do.
44:31🔗
Caller
Well, I've told him a lot, actually. Actually, he's trying to decide between me and this one other girl.
44:55🔗
Drew
And you got to get a grip on yourself. You're not in a good situation here. You need to sort of get yourself out, extract yourself.
45:09🔗
Drew
Listen, Veronica, I know this feels like right and novel, but whatever happened to you that sets you up for an a-hole like this, it's playing out now. All right.
45:44🔗
Adam
To just never around dad. I'm going to go for the dad got divorced, not wholesale abuse, just doesn't seem interested. She sees him once in a while, not that interested, he gives her the feeling he could care less. He doesn't even know he has a daughter really. He may even still be in the house and feel that way. Just not around and not interested. Nicolay.
46:53🔗
Caller
I don't know. Like, it didn't work out with my mom, but my mom's remarried now, so that's like my family now, and no one talks about him, and it's just plain, amazingly over.
47:19🔗
One call is all you need to make.
48:07🔗
Adam
Yeah, I like that riff. Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. That's Pennywise and the phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. All right, we did a little gambling on 14-year-old Veronica, who's just 14, dating a guy who's like 17. He's thinking about a 21-year-old. Veronica's self-esteem is just not where it should be.
48:32🔗
Drew
And he wants to have a one-night stand with her. What does he call it, like friends with benefit kind of thing?
48:38🔗
Adam
And she's obsessed. And hey, Veronica, I'm sorry your dad abandoned you and left you with all these horrible, horrible feelings. He's a horrible guy. Don't ever try to make amends with him unless he comes back on bended knees. But you're taking all that energy and you're pouring it into this guy.
48:59🔗
Drew
You're trying to find a guy like dear old Dag, which of course, understandable, you love Dad. But.
49:04🔗
Caller
Well, no, because I had relationships before where I thought I loved him. But like, I know that I really want him back now.
49:10🔗
Drew
Yeah. Well, that's what you thought. If we had talked to you during one of those previous relationships, you would have said the same thing. And the fact is, you're really trying to reconnect with the unavailable. That's the mission here is to find someone who I can't have and try to have him. Because that's what your life has been with Matt, with your dad.
49:51🔗
Adam
Here's the question, Veronica. What do you want us to say? There's a guy who you claim to be in love with, yet he doesn't really want to be in a relationship with you. So what's the issue? Oh, he does.
50:13🔗
Caller
Well, I've been telling him, but he says, well, what about her? And I was like, well, why don't you just leave her alone?
50:19🔗
Adam
Where were these guys, by the way? Where did the guys get the balls at age 17 to- Well, babe, I got a 17-year-old who's pretty hot. And she wants me to. 21-year-old. Yeah, 21. Yeah, I mean, we could get back together. But what about her? What about Alicia? She's hot. She's 21.
50:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, I mean, really? Can he really have these open discussions about what about her? I mean, can he just, I mean, you know, don't you just do that? I got a few things to sort out. Let me get back to you.
50:46🔗
Drew
Yeah, this is not what about her. This is, I told you, I can't get in a relationship. What about her?
50:51🔗
Adam
Veronica, Veronica, Veronica. There's nothing we can do to talk you out of this. Everybody who's listening understands what's going on with you. Many of us have been there before. And it's almost a rite of passage. It's just something you have to get through. But she's not. We're telling you the truth. You're not accepting the truth. You're not accepting the truth from him, which you want to get back in a relationship. And he doesn't. And by the way, that part about you breaking up with him, I'm not so sure about that part.
51:23🔗
Drew
We? Yeah, probably she broke it off finally because he became so ridiculously abusive towards her. You know, it was so ungratifying that she finally said, screw you.
51:43🔗
Caller
Well, no, thinking he's going to go out with this angel girl. And she just, like, bothers me.
51:49🔗
Adam
Okay. All right. Hey, baby. Look, there's nothing we can do. Here's the deal. Don't get pregnant.
51:59🔗
Caller
That was one of the things he says. He's like, well, we can fool around, and then my decision might be made.
52:04🔗
Adam
Okay. Listen. Hey, Veronica, you're not going to listen to a goddamn thing I tell you. Here's what I'm on. Damage Patrol with you. Just don't get pregnant. Do not get pregnant. And don't get any venereal diseases. And don't kill yourself. And if you can accomplish those three simple goals and make it to 18, you'll be way ahead of where I fear you'll be. Listen, talking to Veronica about not going out with this guy is like you talking to your cat when you're taking it to the vet.
52:35🔗
Adam
Yeah. You're trying to explain to the cat, this is good. You have worms. You don't understand.
52:40🔗
Adam
Meanwhile, you're trying to stuff the thing in a crate and it's just a ball of fur and nails. You know what I'm saying?
52:51🔗
Adam
From Veronica. Yeah. But here's my point. At this point, it's not even worth trying to have the discussion with your cat. Your job is to make sure the cat safely gets in the crate and go get a shot.
53:08🔗
Adam
Look, I was going to say she was smart enough, but she knows people. She talks to other people. She knows.
53:18🔗
Adam
She knows about birth control. Just don't get pregnant. And just please try to get involved with reality. And again, if her father is listening, please just do the dignified thing and fall on a barbecue skewer. Please. Just take one of those barbecue skewers. The ones that.
53:43🔗
Adam
Once you just cram like an M 200 up your ass, just blow yourself up that way. And all you screwed up, guys, when you screw with your young girls like that, they're a mess. That's it. That's it. Not only not only do they get horrible, horrible, neglectful or abusive daddy, but then they just get a whole life of idiots, depression and just world class a-holes, just prey on them for the rest of their life. So enjoy that while you're trying to get to bed tonight. All you guys who have daughters out there.
54:41🔗
Adam
Much. It wasn't that close. I mean, being John Malkovich was quite a bit better than the Royal Tan and Bugs.
54:53🔗
Adam
Yeah. But it didn't have much story to it or anything. I mean, it was decent. It was quirky.
55:04🔗
Drew
You know what I always appreciate is when they're complex characters and accurate. I'm so used to BS and dramatization. I bought all of it. It made sense.
55:15🔗
Adam
Yeah. But what about little kids wearing the same color sweat suits every day and the guy dressing like a tennis star, wearing the headband.
55:33🔗
Caller
Yeah. On Thursday, I discovered that I had these pimple-like bumps on the outer part of my vagina and my butt.
55:56🔗
Drew
Carbuncles. They're basically like zits. Pearly penile papules. No, not pearly penile papules. There are various glands around the vagina that can get infected and sort of be zit-like. But if you get around to the rear end area, that's usually just folliculitis and carbuncles.
56:24🔗
Drew
You're having oral sex? Yeah. Herpes and things like that doesn't look like pimples particularly.
56:30🔗
Caller
Because it doesn't itch and there's no discharge or whatever. I've seen pictures and stuff of them like going crazy looking at pictures and stuff.
57:11🔗
Adam
What is it about me? I'm not that smart a guy. I have almost no education, but I never looked at it and went, Oh my God, what is this? This could be a disease. This has got to be. That just looks like a zit. I mean, we've all had ingrown hairs and stuff, like on our backside or around our groin area.
57:27🔗
Drew
There are two, there's sort of a spectrum that people fall in. There's people who have huge shankers hanging off their, What? Their Johnson and deny it. Like just like, what the hell, forget that, that'll go away soon.
57:41🔗
Drew
And the other end of the anxiety spectrum, when people, every time they get a little skin flaking, they freak out and assume it's herpes.
57:48🔗
Drew
You're somewhere sort of in the middle there where it's just like, whatever, if you kind of figure out what it is.
57:52🔗
Adam
I take care of it. I lance it myself. Listen, kids, you got something that's infected or ingrown or whatever, it's on your thigh, stick a pin in it, drain it out.
58:04🔗
Drew
Those kinds of that spectrum applies to most all of people's health care preoccupations. Some people come in with hangnails and they're convinced it's cancer. Some people have cancer, taken over half their pelvis and they don't come in.
58:22🔗
Adam
I'm just saying put a pin in it, baby. There's nothing wrong with that. My friends always did that too. That's common knowledge. If you can't reach it, get one of your friends put a pin in it.
58:32🔗
Adam
You know all that part about sterilization and stuff, the pin? Nah, you don't have to do that.
58:37🔗
Drew
Now was that worth a six-pack, like if they're going to help you build a deck or something?
58:43🔗
Adam
Took a certain amount of pleasure in that. Yeah, if my friend had a big zit on the part of his back he couldn't get to, I'd just stick a pin in it. Pop that thing right away.
58:57🔗
Adam
What's he going to do? I think it's weird not to. You don't have that relationship. How come no one has friends? You don't have real friends? You don't know what your friend's penises look like? No? Really?
59:12🔗
Adam
What about if they were naughty? You wouldn't pee on them? I mean, how do you teach them right from wrong?
59:16🔗
Wow.
59:22🔗
Wow.
59:23🔗
Adam
I don't know what goes on. I must have grown up in some kind of concentration camp or something.
59:30🔗
Adam
I had friends. I knew what they looked like naked. I had to pop a zit on their back. If the zit was on their nuts, I'd pop it for them if they couldn't get to it. I didn't care.
59:47🔗
Adam
How are you getting to that zit on your back that you can't reach? We go into the doctor.
59:53🔗
Adam
Well, you got to pop it. You got a big old eyeball grown between your shoulder blades. Daniel?
1:00:05🔗
Caller
Well, I was just wondering, I was wondering if I could get some tips for me on how to get dates from girls in America. I just moved here.
1:00:54🔗
Adam
Busted by it. Idiot who's never been out of North Hollywood. Listen, everything I know from London is from watching Benny Hill, you idiot. Busted. Cold busted. Thank you. Look at Drew. All ready to go along with it.
1:01:25🔗
Adam
Listen, I shouldn't give this away, but look, you want to know how many times I've been to London? Zero. Okay. If you gave me a map or a globe and you had me try to find it, take me 25 minutes.
1:01:39🔗
Adam
Listen, I go, look, how far away is the airport from London? I don't know, 30 miles. What am I going to do? Argue with you? I don't know.
1:01:47🔗
Drew
I think you should have not told them the name of the airport and see if you could have come up with it.
1:01:50🔗
Adam
Yeah. You're probably right. And the tames just say it just runs down the side. Whatever. Or, you know, say you left when you were eight. All right. All right. Well, we can't live in the past. Julie? Julie?
1:02:08🔗
Yes.
1:02:11🔗
Caller
I'm dating a 28-year-old and we've been dating for about a year and a half. Nothing serious. But recently I haven't enjoyed sex as much. Like, every time, you can totally turn me on, but when we actually have sex, it's not fun for me at all. I used to have orgasms. I can't have them anymore. And I'm still attracted to them and I like them a lot. But I just want to know if there's something wrong with me or maybe there's the age difference or something. I don't know what it is.
1:03:14🔗
Caller
I mean, I've gone on a date or two, but I mean, when I do go on a date, all I can think about is him.
1:03:31🔗
Caller
No, he says that the only step he'll get into is for a serious relationship for him would be marriage.
1:03:47🔗
Drew
Alright, you can just go ahead and state that at the beginning, okay? You don't have to extract that like a molar from her.
1:04:04🔗
Caller
I want to have a relationship with him, but he wants marriage. You see what I'm saying?
1:04:08🔗
Drew
You're fat. You want a serious relationship with him. He has said if it's going to be serious, it's towards marriage if he has a serious relationship. Therefore, it's like if A then B, if B then C, A then C.
1:04:58🔗
Drew
You're just, you're just willing to keep having sex with him just because that's all he's willing to give you.
1:05:20🔗
Adam
I mean, we're used to people sort of lying to themselves on this show. That's 14-year-old callers like we had a little earlier who think things are going to work out with 17-year-old a-holes. But by 21, you got to stop kidding yourself. So just to recap, been going out for 18 months, 18 months, not committed. She said initially she didn't want to be committed. She wanted to see other people.
1:05:42🔗
Adam
Then when I asked her how many people she's seen over the last 18 months, knowing the answer, zero. Gone out with nobody in 18 months.
1:05:50🔗
Adam
Actually went out on a couple of days but can't stop thinking about this guy. So why don't you get in a serious relationship? Well I'd like to be in a relationship but see, he'll want to marry me and he doesn't want to get married yet so he can't commit to a serious relationship. Jesus Christ, where were women this stupid when I was dating? It's just delusional, it's like anything but take a good look at yourself or reality or just the complete fear that you may have to admit to yourself that somebody does not desire you. It's like you get a publicist so you don't have to look in the mirror and go maybe there's a guy out there that doesn't really want to marry me or is not particularly interested in anything but sex.
1:06:33🔗
Drew
They can't, it's so foreign to many women that whole notion that they're feeling like well if he's still having sex with you it must be a possibility of something real here. He must feel something. He's just saying this because it's, guys say it's because they're assholes.
1:06:47🔗
Adam
He's in love, he'd like a serious relationship but if he gets serious that means marriage and he's not ready for marriage.
1:06:54🔗
Drew
My wife opened this book page and it was something about delusions women have about men. It says women believe that the reason men pull our hair and poke at us and make fun of us when we're in third grade is because they like us. She goes, no, it's because men are assholes. That's why they do this.
1:07:40🔗
Adam
At the library. Then the other place was called the bookstore. I guess that's where they sell them.
1:08:13🔗
Adam
Yeah. Oh, it's nice. It's nappy. It's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing wrong with me. What's up? What else do you love about me?
1:08:25🔗
Adam
Yeah. He's got to be. Except for your chicks don't know from funny so it doesn't count. But go ahead, baby.
1:08:31🔗
Caller
Thank you. I've been in a few serious relationships and every time I do something to sabotage them and I don't know why.
1:08:39🔗
Adam
Now, do you mean like cut the brake lines on the guy's moped or do you mean emotional sabotage?
1:08:50🔗
Drew
A certain amount of this is normal at 16. You know, it's almost protective against getting too involved with someone before you're ready.
1:09:11🔗
Adam
Don't tell us. We're going to keep guessing. Because we've done this before. I don't care if it takes all goddamn night. Okay. Now wait a minute. Now listen, now help us keep track of this. Okay.
1:10:24🔗
Adam
Warren? No. Warren. Yeah. We got to start getting into it. What are they named? What are those young fags and their kids? Aaron?
1:10:35🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. We've done this a couple of times and each time we average about 266 names before we get to it.
1:10:49🔗
Adam
You'd think you'd hit the Steves and the Jims and the Bobs some of the time and you'd be there.
1:11:18🔗
Adam
No. Remember, if I say James and his name is Jimmy or Jim, you got to give it to me, right?
1:12:03🔗
Adam
Jesus f-ing Christ. It happens every time. Okay. We're going to take a little break, and we'll be back with more guessing of Lisa's, it's not even her boyfriend, it's just some guy she likes.
1:12:15🔗
Adam
American names, not ethnic type names. We'll get back, and you guys can start calling in and suggesting names. But it's probably one we've used after this.
1:13:05🔗
Adam
It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. When we left off, we're speaking to Lisa, 16, wants to know why she sabotages all our relationships. She sounded pretty healthy. Didn't sound like too much. Age-appropriate behaviors, Drew would say. And then we became obsessed with the name of her new boyfriend.
1:13:49🔗
Adam
David. Yeah. David should have been about number seven on the list, and we made it number 57. All right. Yeah, I knew it. I knew it.
1:14:03🔗
Adam
I had a feeling. You know when you have a feeling and you got to go through like 70 names before you get through that feeling?
1:14:27🔗
Drew
But how about a guy you like, if you get him to like you, is that when you start sabotaging or is it later?
1:14:59🔗
Adam
But look, I mean, look, I know people and Drew, you make men out to be horrible in relationships and women to be saints oftentimes. But when a cute girl is 16 and in high school and in demand, she knows she's in demand. I think that that that flavors her attitude just a little bit.
1:15:24🔗
Drew
People can mistreat each other in relationships, male or female, male, male, whatever.
1:15:28🔗
Adam
But in a sense, it becomes like when we were talking about last week, Bewitched, like you have this power and you're not going to use it?
1:15:43🔗
Drew
Yeah. Listen, we also lament the way we were treated as young men, you know, we brought that up plenty of times.
1:16:09🔗
Adam
Is this student body president thing, like it sounds like a big deal, but in a way, is there an element of a lot of people just don't run? I mean, there's only a couple of people run, right?
1:16:20🔗
Adam
It's sort of like when you see these senators and you see these Congress people and they're making a speech and you're going, hey, this bitch is ugly. Or this dude, he's got a bad comb over and he's got a lisp and he sounds, he doesn't sound that smart. And you're thinking, how does this guy make senator? And then you realize maybe no one ran. I mean, maybe there's no, maybe it's nerd patrol. There's not a lot of guys that are interested in doing it. Sorry, Drew, I don't want to take away from your accomplishment.
1:16:59🔗
Adam
Oh, that's it? No big deal. That's nothing. They should just have vice president. Under 500 kids, you shouldn't be able to be president.
1:17:17🔗
Adam
A peachy folder in every locker. And Tuesday will no longer be... What's that horrible steak that they eat? It will now be Fish Stick Fridays. Salisbury Steak Tuesday will be replaced by Taco Tuesdays. I remember one time in the ninth grade, someone was running for... Some chick was running for treasurer or something. The part... There's two things I love about those student election things is the assembly, which everyone is so excited to be out of school, you know, just out of their class for it, but could give a rat's ass about who's running for assistant treasurer and all that kind of stuff. This one time, this woman, this little girl, she must have been in the ninth grade, she was... It was at Walter Reed Junior High. She said... She said, stand up! And everyone like sat there like, huh? Stand up! Everyone stand up! And everyone's like, all right. Everyone stood up and she said, if I could get you to do that, I could do it. And everyone's like, all right, bitch, now you're not getting a phone. Now we're pissed. Now I'm sitting down, I'm never getting up. And then the other guy, this is the guy I love the most, the guy who's running on a post. First off, if you're running on a post, do you really need the mic time? How much podium time do you need running on a post? It's always a guy, usually a guy who's running for secretary or treasurer or some kind of Nimrod job that no one really wants and he does this one. He's got to deliver the speech even though he's running on a post. So he starts with this. Even though I'm running on a post, you want to finish this Drew? I still need your vote. And I think to myself, really? Couldn't you just vote for yourself and it'd be a landslide? How are you going to lose this one, Doogie? How are you losing? Yeah, you're running on a post. I mean, all you got to do is cast one vote for you and you're in. Even if you don't vote for you, it's still a tie. You're in. What do you mean? You get no speech time. And you need our votes?
1:19:24🔗
Adam
Tell me about how low is your self-esteem that you need our votes, even though you're running on a post. I always like that. I always just want to stand up and scream. No, you don't. No, you don't. Sit down.
1:19:35🔗
Adam
No, I was damn close. No, there's always a big list of people. Did you guys have a debate?
1:19:48🔗
Drew
I don't remember. I remember the kinds of things people were concerned about then were like dress code and things like that.
1:19:54🔗
Adam
You just tell them what you want. Tell them what they want to hear, right? Sure. You don't do anything?
1:19:59🔗
Adam
What did you do? Did you enact any legislation? You couldn't get it through the House?
1:20:21🔗
Caller
I recently dyed my hair red and I also dyed my eyebrows, so it would look the same. But I have black poobs and I was wondering if it would be okay to dye your poobs.
1:21:13🔗
Adam
I see. And, Drew, now, girls are usually pre-pudescent at, what, about 11 years old. What would be the ceiling for that? 11, 12?
1:21:37🔗
Adam
Okay. They're working. You don't look like, you don't look like Agnes Moorhead from Bewitched. You don't look bizarre. No.
1:22:31🔗
Drew
Oh, please. Do you rather your friend was holding the phone for you before you came on the line.
1:22:38🔗
Adam
All right. Listen. Okay. I just got to tell you that puberty can be a very difficult phase.
1:22:48🔗
Drew
Well, if you're going to get the red coloration, people usually actually bleach them white first, then put the red on. And the bleaching part is what can be uncomfortable and cause skin problems down there. Right. The red probably would be just fine if you did just the red. But you got to be careful. You can have sensitive skin be burned really easily.
1:23:06🔗
Adam
And it's not the kind of thing you want to advertise. I mean, you don't want too much publicity about it, especially if you're running for public office or something like that. Yeah.
1:23:28🔗
Adam
Now, here's the question. Was her semi-bogus call, I mean, look, obviously one of her friends handed her the phone and she's laughing her ass off in the background. But was the poob the nature of the call? See, I think that was just a happy byproduct of a bogus call.
1:23:49🔗
Adam
We ended up having it actually ended up becoming a bogus call back on to her. Wouldn't you say? Yes.
1:24:10🔗
Yes. Hi, Adam.
1:24:11🔗
You're great.
1:24:15🔗
Caller
You had talked about a couple months ago about guys in their 20s who are kind of going through like a midlife crisis. My boyfriend is there right now. Everything that you said describes him perfectly. And it's like you guys said earlier, you need someone that 10 years from now to go back and say, hey, you're going to be okay in 10 years, but you just can't get that.
1:24:36🔗
Drew
There's that book, The Quarter Life Crisis book. You can check that out. It's mostly, you know, I read that book and did some commentary on Oprah for it and I read it, the body of that book really is talking about depression and if he's depressed, maybe that ought to be looked into specifically.
1:24:57🔗
Caller
He's finishing up school right now and he just like, he sees people with new cars, why can't I be there? Why do they have this? Why don't I have this?
1:25:11🔗
Caller
No, not really. I mean, he's looking forward to it, obviously, for more money, but...
1:25:25🔗
Adam
I mean, I don't want to be unsympathetic, although I am. He's 23, he's finishing up college, he's getting a business degree. He can't do the math on why he doesn't have any money?
1:25:42🔗
Drew
Is there something, Lisa, that's troubling you in terms of his ability to be in a relationship?
1:25:47🔗
Caller
No, our relationship and our communication is great. We're really solid. We've been together for two years, but I think, like you said, maybe he's getting a little depressed, but maybe that's it.
1:26:01🔗
Caller
No, no, no. I mean, he gets cranky and grouchy. I give him a little space and he's fine in the day, but...
1:26:10🔗
Drew
Men have difficulty establishing a sense of self and self-worth until they know who they are in the workplace. That's sort of how men are.
1:26:21🔗
Adam
And it's just tough being the low man on the totem pole and all those other cliches. It really just, as a guy, it sucks. Girls, you got your friends, you got your looks, you got your relationship, and you got a little work, you're happy. Guys are miserable. I was miserable when I was 23.
1:26:40🔗
Drew
Well, women have a much broader range of opportunity for emotional satisfaction. They're not as immature, quite literally.
1:26:53🔗
Adam
Whereas guys, a lot of guys would think of themselves as a failure if they didn't make X amount of money or drive a certain kind of car.
1:27:00🔗
Drew
In fact, you were just saying this last week, was that these guys that say that if they could only make a certain amount of money or whatever, then the girls would be into them.
1:27:17🔗
Adam
All right. We'll be back after this. Hey, yo, Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Let's get back to them phones. Jonathan?
1:28:08🔗
Adam
Okay, go ahead. Hey, I mean, you're talking about the girl whose name we guessed and took us 65 guesses to get to her.
1:28:14🔗
I think we're trying to guess her boyfriend.
1:28:18🔗
Right. Was it? I missed that part.
1:28:22🔗
That actually goes real well with my comment.
1:28:25🔗
Although I'm sure you're seasoned at this name-guessing game.
1:28:36🔗
You're a little, the reason you're off-base is because you're a little archaic. People don't name their children Bob or Gary anymore.
1:28:45🔗
Well, David, no. David, that's one of my suggestions. David, Ryan, Josh, Justin. Those are kind of the basic.
1:28:57🔗
David for a while.
1:29:06🔗
All right.
1:29:16🔗
Adam
Yeah, it is really weird. Okay, but the point is, is he didn't name you Harry? Yeah. But he named you John. Okay, but there's people that are 85 named John. There's John Quincy Adams.
1:29:31🔗
Adam
Right. Yeah, I know, I understand. I understand what Jonathan is saying and that we could have went for some younger things. And I said at a certain point, try to come up with some, you know, what are the names of the Backstreet Boys? Right. That kind of thing. Or what, you know, Jordan is one of these younger, younger people's names. Yeah. Right. Well, we had a few of those. But then it ended up being a name from the Bible. So, and the guy's name is John. Oh, my God. Does that please it? Look, can't people make half a point on this show? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, can we just get half a point when someone calls in with something to say? No.
1:30:14🔗
Adam
Listen, if this guy's name was Ethan and the guy's name, who we're trying to guess, was named Justin, then he would have had a point.
1:30:26🔗
Adam
But the guy's name was Dave, which is a million years old and ten minutes young. And his name is John, which is a million years old and ten minutes young. All right.
1:30:48🔗
Caller
Yeah, you got in my aisles for the past two years. I got a problem. Um, I can't seem to get off a weed, man. Um, I mean, I usually smoke about three times a week and I just, I want to do something with my life and I don't want to keep smoking.
1:31:06🔗
Caller
I know. It is. Um, like once something depressing happens, like my cousin just died and I smoked for about a week straight and I can't stop and it's just...
1:31:18🔗
Caller
Um, yeah, I mean, I thought about it and I've called all places and they've been talking to me through some stuff, but I just want my parents to know and they really don't, they're not a part of my life anyway.
1:31:35🔗
Drew
Your parents need to know about that. I mean, they're friends with you and just go to a couple meetings, get a sponsor and deal with this. It's an addiction. What you're experiencing really proves the fact. If you could stop, just stop. The problem is it is addictive in certain situations.
1:31:59🔗
Adam
Well, listen, something reminded me of last night over at the Supercross race. In the middle of the race, I always tell you to have this KTM, say a European dirt bike manufacturer to make these 50s. They look like they're bitching. They look like 250 Yamahas that got shrunk down. Someone hit them with a gamma ray and shrunk them down to the size of what a seven-year-old would ride. But when you see a seven-year-old sitting on one of these things, it looks like an adult on a 250. They have a race every year that goes around and around the track. There's like two laps and the seven-year-old who wins, wins I don't know what. Of course, my first thought is that I got to kick my dad in the nuts. There's no way in a billion, zillion thousand light years I would have ever done this at age seven. But the second thing that was a little weird is they announce all the little kids and there's like 20 of them and they're this big. They're like little pea shooters who are two feet off the ground, you know, and they're going around the track on these things. It's really one of the funner parts of the night. And there's one guy, the announcer is like, Zach Johnson over here, who's riding in a place of his friend who passed away a week ago, he just kind of glossed over it. It was like a little bit weird, like this seven-year-old died a week ago and I said to the guy who was standing next to me, my headphones went out, but anyway, I said to the guy next to me, I know this little seven-year-old, I know what he did. It was like, Johnny's dead?
1:33:29🔗
Adam
I get to ride the KTM 50 Rice. I mean, you know any seven-year-old, you would have done that at seven.
1:33:38🔗
Adam
Just how weird is that? Kid died and they just blew, and I don't know, I was thinking to myself, maybe she just left that out.
1:33:47🔗
Adam
We really know like what, we knew the guy from the circuit or something. All right. So God knows what happened to this kid. Probably end out or something. We'll be back.
1:33:59🔗
Caller
I was like you and I used to think that these datelines were totally cheesy. Why can't I meet anybody?
1:34:05🔗
Caller
So I called the dateline and actually met a cool guy. I called the dateline and I hooked up with some cool people.
1:34:51🔗
Adam
Hey, Loveline, all right. Drew, a nice fart going here, so it couldn't be a better time to end the show. So tomorrow night, that AD show? No.
1:35:04🔗
Adam
No Guest. There should be a band called No Guest. They'd be big. You guys, No Guest is on Loveline again. They were on three times last week. All right. Now, I'm just giving an analyst search. We got some good people coming up. Joe Rogan's coming up from Fear Factor.
1:35:24🔗
Adam
Jeremy McGrath. The Michael Jordan, Supercross coming in here. Unwritten law on Tuesday and until next time. Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.
1:35:41🔗
Caller
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