Tuesday, January 15, 2002

1:01🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast. Hey, yo, it's Loveline.

1:15🔗 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew.

1:17🔗 Drew Shouldn't you have to Diana throw it?

1:18🔗 And that's Diane Farr.

1:22🔗 Yeah, sorry.

1:25🔗 Voiceover Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll be sending someone over to the erogenous zone in just about ten minutes.

1:32🔗 Drew She doesn't even know about that.

1:33🔗 What is that?

1:34🔗 Adam Really? I don't remember that.

1:35🔗 Drew That was before her time.

1:36🔗 Adam Well, let's get it straight first. Our favorite of the Loveline ladies is on the show tonight, Diane Farr.

1:43🔗 Diane Farr Thank you.

1:44🔗 Adam The only one with a lick of talent. She has parlayed her Loveline gig into quite a lucrative career.

1:54🔗 Drew I was just thinking, people always ask, always, what happened to Diane? And you know what? We really don't know.

1:59🔗 Adam I know what happened to her.

2:00🔗 Drew Really?

2:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

2:01🔗 Drew I don't know the gory details.

2:02🔗 Adam All right. Oh, you mean why wasn't she on the show?

2:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

2:06🔗 Diane Farr Oh, that's a great story to tell.

2:08🔗 Adam Good question. Well, hold on.

2:09🔗 Diane Farr You don't know?

2:09🔗 Drew I really don't know.

2:10🔗 Adam Well, let me get the plugs in for the job first, which airs on Wednesday nights at 9.30 on ABC. That's the show with Dennis Leary and of course, Diane Farr and great, great reviews. I've heard nothing but great things about this show, and they're starting up a new season. Wait, this weekend?

2:31🔗 Diane Farr Tomorrow.

2:31🔗 Adam Tomorrow.

2:32🔗 Diane Farr What day is it? Wednesday, depending when you hear this, I guess. Wednesdays, 9.30, ABC.

2:37🔗 Adam Okay. So, Anne, she's done a bunch of good movies. Now, let's get.

2:42🔗 Drew Are there any movies that are coming out right now?

2:44🔗 Diane Farr No, and I've only done medium movies. I haven't done any good ones yet.

2:48🔗 Adam Yeah, well, you know.

2:49🔗 Diane Farr But they're far away. All right. So, the gossip of when I left, it's not really as exciting as you would think. I asked to leave. The last season, I had about four test deals, which is like the television version of a screen test. So, they kept releasing me to do it. And then at the end of the year, I sort of had an overall deal offered to develop something. And suddenly, it was a little more trying to let me out. So, it took a long time.

3:16🔗 Drew And so, you really didn't want to leave. You were asking because there was no alternative. They wouldn't let you do what you wanted to do.

3:22🔗 Diane Farr Right. They wouldn't let me go. Eventually, strictly out of kindness, they let me go. I was like, look, come on. I worked for 10 years at this. Would you do this to your kids? Let me go. And they were kind and they let me go. And that was it, fly be free. And it was like I...

3:34🔗 Adam Always a good angle with the Jews. Would you do this to your kids?

3:39🔗 Smart.

3:40🔗 Adam Great Jew angle there. That doesn't work on the Goiam or the Schwartzes, but the kids... The Schwartzes are like, who? Oh, that's right. I forgot I had kids.

3:51🔗 But the Jews, they're like, goy.

3:53🔗 Diane Farr You've got more sacrilegious.

3:55🔗 Adam But that's true. That's a good angle.

3:56🔗 Diane Farr All right, but we have another ridiculous story. So I'm in New York shooting the job and they have to have this model come in. It's like September 22nd in New York. No one will come to New York to play the supermodel on the show. They had everybody on Earth lined up to do it. Cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel. I get this phone call at 11 o'clock the night before I have to shoot with this girl. And they're like, okay, we got someone and we think you know her. We just wanted to check if it's okay. I'm like, why? They're like, it's Catherine McCord.

4:23🔗 Oh, you're Arch Nemesis.

4:26🔗 Diane Farr Well, not really, but people would think so, right?

4:28🔗 Adam Oh, the fights that used to break out in the hall over the affections of me and Drew. And how was she?

4:37🔗 Diane Farr She was lovely. It was the most time I ever spent with her. But, oh, it's very funny.

4:42🔗 Adam When does that air? We know it's on a Wednesday night at 930.

4:47🔗 Diane Farr It's probably about six weeks. Well, wait, then it gets better. I have to set something up for her that she goes away with one of the guys and I have to say, you know, she kind of looks like that girl Catherine McCord. You know, the girl from, and I look at Dennis, I'm like, you're gonna have me stand there and look at the other character and say, you know, she looks like the girl from Loveline. I'm like, are you crazy? How are we gonna pull this off? He goes, you gotta go in there and find out what else she's done. I'm like, if anyone knows her, they're gonna know her from this. It's on like seven days a week. So I go in Israel and I'm like, isn't it so funny how it's always about Loveline? You know, you could do anything in your life, any job. And they're always like, were you the girl from? And she's like, yeah, I'm like, once in a while, I'll get a little like Roswell thing going. She goes, yeah, sometimes I get the beer commercials. I'm like, I'll be right back running it. I'm like, she was in beer commercials. We can talk about that.

5:37🔗 Adam Diane Farr on a recon mission for the job. All right. And what are, I don't remember the other girls on that show.

5:45🔗 Drew We went to the pit before.

5:47🔗 Adam Christine McGaha? Chris McGaha.

5:50🔗 Drew But between Chris and Diane, we went through, we even had Carmen Electra in there, remember?

5:53🔗 Adam Yeah, but they were all temps.

5:55🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

5:56🔗 Diane Farr And you had the comedian, Laura Keilinger.

5:58🔗 Adam Oh, Laura Keilinger.

5:59🔗 Drew Yeah, for a while, that's right.

6:00🔗 Adam That's right.

6:01🔗 Drew That's right.

6:01🔗 Adam Jesus Christ.

6:01🔗 Drew We did a lot of shows.

6:02🔗 Holy Christ.

6:03🔗 Adam Holy crap. Time ago.

6:05🔗 Diane Farr I did 165 of them.

6:07🔗 You did?

6:07🔗 Diane Farr I'm not doing two seasons.

6:09🔗 Adam You did two seasons? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if you did half a season.

6:13🔗 Diane Farr That's because you didn't talk to me for the first one and a half.

6:17🔗 Did he talk to you?

6:18🔗 Diane Farr Well, after a hundred and something of that.

6:20🔗 Drew He didn't talk to anyone on that set.

6:21🔗 Adam Let me tell you why.

6:22🔗 Drew Because he yelled at the people about coffee and the timing and get it going. Let me out of here.

6:27🔗 Adam Let me explain Loveline. It reminded me a lot like NaM, which is you don't make friends over there because you don't know who's coming back. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. What happens is you bond and the next day, the axe drops and now you're heartbroken. So you can't afford to wear your heart out on a sleeve. You know what I'm saying? That's why I never bonded with Drew.

6:50🔗 Diane Farr All right. For the record, I don't know where you guys are at now because you don't do the TV anymore. We would do four shows on Thursday, four shows on Friday, you'd have five nights a week in here. By Friday afternoon, you two were the biggest pansies, hating each other, so crappy to callers. Couldn't stand. One of you would take one thing and the other was like, no, no, no, no, no. I was like, oh my God, they're going to kill each other.

7:14🔗 Adam We're still that way.

7:15🔗 Drew That's what we are normally.

7:16🔗 Adam We'll see tonight. We'll be mean to people.

7:19🔗 Drew Mean to each other.

7:20🔗 Adam All right.

7:20🔗 Drew We actually perfected that now. That was two years ago.

7:23🔗 Adam Give her a little demonstration. How long ago was that?

7:26🔗 Diane Farr That was about three years ago, I think.

7:28🔗 Adam Holy Christ. And Drew, your careers moved backwards since then.

7:32🔗 I know.

7:33🔗 Drew Mars Venus.

7:37🔗 Adam Veronica?

7:38🔗 Drew Diane was on that show.

7:39🔗 Adam Yeah.

7:39🔗 Diane Farr I've been on all your winners.

7:41🔗 Drew Hello. What the hell has he been on?

7:43🔗 Adam Oh, shush up. Veronica, you're 30. What's up?

7:46🔗 Drew What are turds?

7:47🔗 Diane Farr Well, I have a younger man, a younger boyfriend. Yay. He's 26. He's not that much younger, but it seems to be a big difference at this age. But my concern right now is his sex drive is absolutely insatiable, which I understand for men is pretty normal.

8:03🔗 Drew What does that mean to you?

8:04🔗 Diane Farr What does that mean to me? I am very satisfied with the sex that we do have. It is actually very incredible. But he could go two, three, four times a day and still want more.

8:17🔗 Drew Suspicious.

8:19🔗 Adam Why? Why?

8:20🔗 Drew Suspicious.

8:21🔗 Adam Do you think he is addicted to anything else?

8:24🔗 Diane Farr We have discussed this and he has said that it is the one way that he feels the closest to me and in other ways he has problems with intimacy.

8:33🔗 Drew Yeah, well, that describes sexual compulsion right there.

8:36🔗 Diane Farr Okay.

8:37🔗 Drew People who can only achieve intimacy through genital compulsion.

8:39🔗 Adam How is the love making by the way? I mean, would it be intimate or would it be rough degrading like Drew likes it?

8:46🔗 Diane Farr Both.

8:47🔗 Adam Both.

8:47🔗 Diane Farr Both.

8:49🔗 Adam Here is the comedy because he is going, it is the only way I feel close with you and then it is like fast forward like, taste it bitch. Yeah, you love it.

8:57🔗 Drew I know.

8:58🔗 Adam Yeah, let me flog you with my penis. I mean, you know.

9:01🔗 Drew I feel close.

9:01🔗 Adam Yeah, you know that is what he is doing. Yeah.

9:04🔗 Drew Right. But here is the deal. Veronica is the perfect foil for that. I mean, this is what she feels intimate with also.

9:10🔗 Yeah.

9:12🔗 Drew So this is Veronica. This is your idea of intimacy, right?

9:15🔗 Diane Farr Well, not necessarily. There are different aspects of intimacy. There is rough sex. There is touching. There is holding. There is a whole spectrum. And I am willing to accept all of that.

9:27🔗 Drew You know, you are talking like a robot.

9:29🔗 Adam Well, wait. Do you into like Wicca or anything?

9:34🔗 Diane Farr No.

9:34🔗 Adam You wear any black?

9:36🔗 Diane Farr Occasionally. I am a pretty normal person.

9:38🔗 Adam Not into that B&D or any of that stuff?

9:41🔗 Diane Farr No. Pretty straight sex. I just wondered how I can... We have discussed it. How can I approach it otherwise?

9:50🔗 Drew Now, we are going... What do you mean approach it otherwise? Approach what otherwise?

9:54🔗 Diane Farr Approach what the root of the problem is.

9:56🔗 Drew The root of the problem... You see it as a problem now. On one hand, you are telling us that it is glorious, liberating, and just intimacy.

10:03🔗 Diane Farr On the other hand...

10:05🔗 Drew Please, stop with all that ridiculousness. What is the source of the problem here? Why is it unpleasant for you?

10:10🔗 Adam Well, he wants it five times a day more than she does.

10:13🔗 Drew Even when he gets... He was involved with it, it is not particularly gratifying.

10:19🔗 Adam But, Veronica, wouldn't you say the big problem is the fact that you think something is up with him, that he needs this or wants this so much?

10:28🔗 Drew And he is never satisfied. That is not normal.

10:30🔗 Adam So you think you got a lemon? Not necessarily. You got a weirdo?

10:34🔗 Drew Well, she got an alcoholic addict just like dad.

10:36🔗 Adam What is he into? Not true.

10:39🔗 Drew That is what she got here.

10:40🔗 Adam Well, okay. Let's... Hey, Veronica, have you been through therapy?

10:44🔗 Diane Farr Yes.

10:45🔗 Adam You have done some talking to somebody?

10:47🔗 Diane Farr Yes.

10:47🔗 Adam I definitely got that, but why? What happened?

10:50🔗 Diane Farr Okay. This brings up my next... I had a comment for you. I had a child when I... excuse me, when I was very young, and everything worked out just fine. I have been through therapy, and I am still going through therapy.

11:02🔗 Adam But what was the cause of the therapy?

11:05🔗 Diane Farr What was the cause of the therapy? Having a child at 14.

11:09🔗 Adam Was there any... how was your dad?

11:12🔗 Diane Farr Dad was there. Both parents were there, very present, very supportive.

11:17🔗 Diane Farr Did we press charges against the person you had sex with, or were they underage as well?

11:21🔗 Diane Farr They were underage as well.

11:23🔗 Diane Farr Did you raise the child?

11:24🔗 Diane Farr Yes.

11:25🔗 Adam And where... hold on a second, we're going to have a conference.

11:31🔗 Diane Farr Oh, I missed the conference.

11:32🔗 Adam Let's get it handed. There's something missing here. There's a control here.

11:36🔗 Drew Well, she's like a robot. It's all this cerebral nonsense and no connection with anything emotional at all.

11:42🔗 Adam Well, I'm with her, but I think there was a little more there than the child at 14.

11:50🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

11:50🔗 Diane Farr Well, or the fact that no one was paying attention, that she's having enough sex to get pregnant at 13.

11:56🔗 Drew There's more. All right.

11:57🔗 Diane Farr And how do we have that much time to have sex two to four times a day at 30 years old?

12:01🔗 Adam Veronica, what are we missing, though? What's the worst thing that happened to you growing up? Was your dad an alcoholic?

12:08🔗 Diane Farr No, he wasn't. My grandfather was, but he wasn't in the household.

12:12🔗 Adam No, didn't do any molesting or anything?

12:15🔗 Diane Farr No.

12:15🔗 Drew Whose father was he?

12:16🔗 Diane Farr My father's father.

12:18🔗 Adam When did you lose your virginity?

12:19🔗 Diane Farr When I was 13.

12:21🔗 Adam And nothing bad. What are you leaving out here?

12:25🔗 Diane Farr I don't think I'm leaving anything out.

12:26🔗 Drew What are you working on in therapy? What kind of stuff, what kind of feelings are you dredging up?

12:30🔗 Diane Farr Anger at family.

12:31🔗 Drew Yeah. What are you for?

12:32🔗 Diane Farr From what Diane said, not being present, not being around.

12:35🔗 Drew Where were they?

12:36🔗 Diane Farr Both working full time. And no one to talk to. Siblings, crazy siblings.

12:42🔗 Drew What did they do to you?

12:44🔗 Diane Farr Nothing. I have a sister who's very close to my age, and we used to beat each other up. And I don't think that that's out of the ordinary from what I've gathered from other people.

12:53🔗 Drew For the record, not ordinary.

12:55🔗 Adam No, it's not too bad. Beat each other up, sisters? All right, we got to go. Veronica, here's the problem. First, every question, when we ask the question, everything's great. You, once in a while, make a proclamation about how effed up things were, but then whenever we come back and ask a question, everything was fine. Yeah. Nothing was out of the ordinary, but you're in therapy. Everything's great with the family, but you're very angry at them. Do you know what I'm talking about?

13:21🔗 Diane Farr I understand completely, but I think what you were talking about when I said everything was great. The sex that we did have, or we do have, is wonderful. OK. The amount.

13:30🔗 Adam All right, well, just tell him you're good for once a day, and that's it. See what he does.

13:35🔗 Diane Farr OK.

13:36🔗 Adam I mean, what else can you do?

13:37🔗 Drew You got a sexual compulsive on your hands.

13:39🔗 Adam Yeah, the guy's got problems, and I think you may be aware of that.

13:45🔗 Drew And then what's going to happen, he's going to get off an Internet porn, you're going to blame yourself for not having more sex with him. It's a classic pattern.

13:51🔗 Diane Farr So what is the cause? What is the most common cause?

13:54🔗 Drew The most common cause is being an addict, A, with some history of sexual abuse or trauma in childhood. That would be the recipe for sexual compulsivity.

14:02🔗 Diane Farr OK.

14:03🔗 Drew OK.

14:03🔗 Adam All right. Good luck.

14:04🔗 Diane Farr Thank you.

14:05🔗 Adam All right. That's the most animated. She was.

14:07🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah. There was some feeling all of a sudden.

14:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

14:10🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

14:11🔗 Adam Now I miss her.

14:13🔗 Drew I want to know that person.

14:14🔗 Adam I can't wait to get her off the line, but now I miss her.

14:17🔗 Oh, boy.

14:18🔗 Drew All right.

14:18🔗 Adam Keep on cooking. Something cooking. Jennifer?

14:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

14:21🔗 Adam You're 20?

14:22🔗 Drew Yes.

14:23🔗 Adam What's up?

14:24🔗 Well, I got a question for Dr. Drew.

14:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

14:26🔗 And OK. I went to Planned Parenthood for an emergency pill back in February of last year, and they did a pap smear on me. And the results found that I had some abnormal cells. They called me back in and did a colposcopy, and they said that they found moderately cancerous cells. OK. During the meeting, when they told me about the moderately cancerous cells, they told me that sometimes the test gets switched or done wrong or something like that, but they didn't tell me about any of the genital warts connections that I think I heard you guys were talking about a couple weeks ago.

15:10🔗 Drew That's not important anymore. You have the cancer. It's not important.

15:15🔗 Well, I wanted to know, is the results reliable from...

15:21🔗 Drew Yes, yes...

15:22🔗 .planned parenthood?

15:23🔗 Drew If you want to get it repeated, very reasonable, but they're probably reliable. Colposcopic specimen, probably good.

15:30🔗 Okay.

15:31🔗 Drew Did they tell you to have a colonization procedure or a loop or something?

15:35🔗 They told me I should go back, like, before three months was up after the colposcopy to get another, like, Pap smear and then maybe a biopsy.

15:44🔗 Drew Alright, so they saw moderately dysplastic cells. They didn't see cancer cells.

15:48🔗 Yeah.

15:49🔗 Drew Okay, so they're seeing things that could become cancer that are associated with warts that does need to be followed, that can be easily cured, but you need to follow up very carefully and diligently, okay?

16:00🔗 Okay, but see, as soon as, like, soon after they told me that, I started finding, like, little hard lumps, but they didn't tell me about the genital warts.

16:09🔗 Drew Well, you should call them and talk to them about it. You probably have that also.

16:12🔗 Okay, so.

16:13🔗 Adam And probably herpes and crabs, too. You got to throw out that vagina.

16:19🔗 No, see, I couldn't have crabs. I'm shaved.

16:22🔗 Drew You could still get them, by the way.

16:23🔗 Adam Hold on, I just pictured that. Oh, okay.

16:26🔗 Diane Farr That's a whole other.

16:27🔗 Adam I don't go for that, by the way.

16:28🔗 Diane Farr Really?

16:29🔗 Adam I don't trust the guy who does.

16:31🔗 Drew The, like, the clean shave?

16:32🔗 Adam Yeah. It's a little, it's a little.

16:34🔗 Diane Farr You don't trust the guy that does? Isn't that, like, a huge guy fantasy?

16:37🔗 Adam It's a little prepubescent for me. So it's like, it sends a kind of weird message, I think, to the brain.

16:46🔗 Didn't it?

16:48🔗 Diane Farr To the brain? To the eye socket?

16:53🔗 Adam No, I mean, I mean, just think about this sort of overall message of the clean shaven crotch for a woman.

16:58🔗 Drew It's not an adult.

17:00🔗 Adam Right, right. It's like, hey, that nine-year-old's got huge cans. You know what I'm saying? It's not, right? I'm saying I don't endorse it. I don't like it.

17:10🔗 Diane Farr I think you're standing in small company.

17:13🔗 Adam Yeah. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, here's what I'm saying. I think a lot of guys like a lot of modification down there. But then when it gets to just a pure clean shaven, that's when a lot of guys drop over the line.

17:33🔗 Diane Farr You think?

17:34🔗 Yeah.

17:34🔗 Diane Farr On a regular basis, I would imagine, but I think most people are like, oh, what would that be like?

17:39🔗 Yeah.

17:40🔗 Adam There may be the curiosity seekers amongst the male population just wants to give it a spin. Coco?

17:47🔗 Yep.

17:48🔗 Adam You're 24.

17:50🔗 Caller Yes.

17:50🔗 Adam You're on with Diane Farr, who we both count as friends. Is that how you say it, Drew?

17:55🔗 Drew Yes.

17:56🔗 Adam You count Diane as a friend?

17:57🔗 Drew Absolutely. I count amongst our friends.

17:59🔗 Adam She said you were barely an acquaintance when I told her that.

18:04🔗 Diane Farr Yes, because I'm so likely to confide in Adam all my deepest secrets about you, Drew.

18:08🔗 Drew What's scary is the two of you are ganging up on me, which is a really-

18:12🔗 Diane Farr No, we're not.

18:13🔗 Adam Oh my God. All right. Go ahead there, Coco.

18:16🔗 Okay. Well, I've been seeing this guy for about a year. He's 25 years older than I am, and I don't know, as of late, I mean, we started out, we had a really, really great sex life, and as of late, like I think in the last month, it seems like his interest in me has just really diminished, and I really take it personally.

18:39🔗 Drew How long have you been with him? I'm sorry.

18:41🔗 How long, excuse me?

18:42🔗 Drew How long have you been with him?

18:43🔗 A year.

18:44🔗 Drew What has it slowed down to?

18:46🔗 I mean, okay, it started out-

18:47🔗 Drew From what to what?

18:48🔗 Twice a night, and now it's down to once every couple of weeks.

18:52🔗 Ooh, I'm afraid to drop out.

18:54🔗 Adam Drew, being a passionate, passionate man, sees this as a red flag.

18:58🔗 Drew Oh, I'm insulted.

18:59🔗 Adam Yeah.

19:00🔗 Drew Drew, chagrined.

19:01🔗 Adam Drew does not, Drew could not even imagine this in some sort of make-believe universe.

19:07🔗 Caller He couldn't believe-

19:09🔗 Diane Farr Oh, God.

19:11🔗 Adam Ruled by an impotent king. He could not imagine this.

19:15🔗 Drew But after a year, you think- No doubt. Do you think a guy could get into his rhythm after a year? Or do you think something's going on?

19:23🔗 I don't know. I really truly feel that he is just losing interest.

19:27🔗 Drew Has he slowly tapered off to once every two weeks or did this just happen the last couple of months?

19:30🔗 No. It was rather sudden. He tells me. He's just like, no, it's gradually diminished. I mean, yeah, it started out twice a night. Then it was once a night.

19:40🔗 Drew How old is he?

19:40🔗 He's 50.

19:41🔗 Drew Is he on any medication?

19:43🔗 No.

19:43🔗 Adam You sure? Wait a minute.

19:44🔗 Drew How old? 50. 50.

19:46🔗 Adam 50.

19:46🔗 Diane Farr He's 25 years older.

19:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

19:48🔗 Adam All right. Well, hold on. We got to talk about her. See, I got this thing, this idea with sex, and as I've stated, Drew is a passionate, passionate, passionate man, so he doesn't understand this. But isn't everything in life this way? Which is when you get going with sugar, you get going with sugar.

20:06🔗 Drew Momentum.

20:06🔗 Adam When you get off sugar, you're off it.

20:09🔗 Drew That is true.

20:10🔗 Adam It's game on and game off with so many things in life.

20:13🔗 Drew True.

20:13🔗 Adam And with sex, sometimes it can be that way too. That once, I don't know for what reason, it gets sort of game off, then magically you can go two or three weeks without it, and it doesn't seem as-

20:27🔗 Drew Even a young male would have that kind of an experience. But older men, there's other biological changes that can make that much more pronounced.

20:35🔗 Diane Farr Yes, but it would also be fair to say that if they're having almost no sex, there's a rather large possibility he's having sex elsewhere, or that maybe the interest rate is dropping off. The conversation line after a year with the 25 year difference, I would imagine the conversation line may be dropping off as well.

20:57🔗 Adam Well, see, I disagree with the part about the cheating, because guys who cheat-

21:03🔗 Drew Double down.

21:03🔗 Adam Yeah, they're usually just flat out horny, and they're in the mood when they get home.

21:08🔗 Drew And they're going to show extra performance.

21:10🔗 Adam And they don't want to show any change.

21:13🔗 Drew Yeah, the statistics bear this out, that guys when they cheat actually get extra nice to their partner. Start bringing them things.

21:19🔗 Diane Farr All right, so then could it be lack of interest, that the interest is waning?

21:24🔗 Adam Could be, but it could also be that he's a 50 year old guy, and he's out of his rhythm a little bit. Hey, Coco?

21:32🔗 Yeah.

21:33🔗 Drew Diane's mad at her dad about similar kinds of things.

21:36🔗 Caller Oh, Drew!

21:39🔗 Diane Farr All right, first of all, God forbid my parents are listening to Loveline, period. But if they were dad, that was a reference to the History Channel, and you'll know what I mean. It's nothing to do with your virility. Cannot believe I used my father's virility.

21:55🔗 Drew The guys up end up sitting in front of the TV and watching the Discovery Channel. I see.

22:00🔗 Adam I see.

22:00🔗 Diane Farr I said it was unfortunate that some men are having a midlife crisis in their early 50s and don't want to leave the living room. Sorry, Coco.

22:10🔗 Adam Well, why don't you just have a honest discussion with him?

22:14🔗 You know, I've tried that. He tried to say to me, he said, well, you know, I'm 50 and my life is not all about sex. I'm not 20 years old and I'm not just this horn dog running around. There are things to me, things in life to me that are more important than sex. And I'm like, you know, and I understand that. I understand sometimes, you know, you have to get sleep or whatever the reason might be.

22:37🔗 Adam Right.

22:37🔗 That, you know, you aren't in the mood. But at the same time, you know, I'm 24 and I have needs as well. And you need to recognize that, you know.

22:46🔗 Adam Right.

22:46🔗 And, you know, there needs to be some kind of compromise.

22:49🔗 Adam Wow. She's more mature than this old geezer is. Well, what did he say to that?

22:55🔗 And, well, it worked for about a day.

22:57🔗 Adam Talking to the horn or what did he say?

22:59🔗 No, it worked for about a day. And then he was like really affectionate. By that point, I wasn't even interested because I was like, OK, well, now you're giving me like mercy sex.

23:07🔗 Adam Oh, look, do you want mercy sex from Burl Ives? Or do you just want to, you know, find a nice 28-year-old dude?

23:14🔗 For Christ's sake. That's what I'm kind of just kind of getting to the point. But I really, I really do love this guy, you know.

23:20🔗 Adam Yeah. But look at it this way.

23:22🔗 And that's why I went and married him, because that's what we were saying earlier.

23:26🔗 Adam You marry him, you marry him, and he's going to be dead before you're 30.

23:30🔗 Caller Well, not only that, when he told me this, and he said, well, here's the thing, you know, in 10 years, I'm going to be 60. In 10 years, you're going to be like at the peak of your sexual pride. He's right.

23:40🔗 Adam He's correct.

23:41🔗 Caller And there's no way I'll be able to keep up with you. And if you were to go out on me, it would break my heart. And, you know, and when he gave me that argument, I couldn't say anything. I was kind of like, yeah, okay, you're probably right.

23:51🔗 Adam Well, tell him, tell him you'll put a bullet in his head on his 59th birthday. Oh, who cares? All right. I don't care. She's dating a 50 year old guy. She's trying to work her work around it. There's certain inherent problems. You know, I mean, this is like someone who's calling, who insists on driving like a classic model T to work every day and is complaining that it rains and it's hard to drive. It's like, go get yourself a, go get a Hyundai and quit complaining. She's got to get rid of this guy. He's too old. But Drew, why the puss? This is wrong.

24:26🔗 Drew I'm no puss. I don't know what else we can do with this. There's a problem.

24:30🔗 Adam Okay. Let me say this too. I know we got to go to break. But you know, Anderson, you say that every night, nothing ever happens. So let's just keep talking. Diane Farr is our guest tonight, by the way. From the Job, ABC, Wednesday Nights at 9.30. Critics are in love with this show, Drew. It's their darling. We'll be right back. Let me just say this. What a guy does for the first few months is...

24:51🔗 Drew Nothing. I mean, don't even pay attention to it.

24:54🔗 Adam Don't pay any attention. Because guys have their sort of sexual metronome. Some guys, if you're like, Drew, it's tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. It sounds like a card in the spokes of a Schwinn that's been launched out of a rocket.

25:11🔗 Drew That's right. If you're Adam, if you're Adam, it's tick.

25:16🔗 Adam Then you hear some snoring.

25:19🔗 Drew Snoring.

25:19🔗 Caller Oh my God.

25:20🔗 Drew The pages of the calendar blow by.

25:23🔗 Adam Seasons turning, leaves falling from the trees, the sped up shadow of the sun going over the hills.

25:30🔗 Caller Right.

25:31🔗 Drew Wow, it's going.

25:32🔗 Adam Then growing beard, canyons being turning, rivers turning into canyons.

25:38🔗 Drew Tick.

25:40🔗 Adam Right, right. That's true. I'm a little bit slower, but you would know it, the first few, if you got me the first few weeks, first few months.

25:47🔗 Drew When you were looking to impress.

25:49🔗 Adam If you got either one of us, we would seem the same in the first couple of months. And then I would slide into my metronome.

25:57🔗 Drew You're stupor.

26:00🔗 Adam Is it broken? No, no, it's going to move back. Tick. And Drew would slide into his, which is probably about the same as it was. So you can't judge based on the first month or so.

26:11🔗 Diane Farr I don't think that's just sexual either. I think it's everything. Absolutely true. Right.

26:15🔗 Adam Okay. We'll take a break. The lovely Diane Farr is here tonight. We'll be right back after this.

26:22🔗 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

26:51🔗 Adam Hey, y'all, it's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Diane Farr is our guest tonight from The Job. That's the very funny show with Dennis Leary, it's on 9.30 on ABC, Wednesday nights. She plays a tough New York City detective.

27:12🔗 Drew Plays by her own rules?

27:14🔗 Diane Farr Yeah.

27:15🔗 Diane Farr I even remember that joke.

27:17🔗 Adam I'm guessing she does.

27:19🔗 Drew She's, we've been saying that that many years.

27:20🔗 Diane Farr Yeah, that's very old.

27:22🔗 Adam One day, he plays a Chicago cop who's a big fat pussy.

27:28🔗 Diane Farr Now, we have two of them on the show. This show is very self-deprecating.

27:31🔗 Adam Good, I'm glad you got them.

27:33🔗 Diane Farr My number one characteristic is probably grouchy more than anything, so.

27:39🔗 Adam Well, Diane is not only beautiful, but she's got spunk. She's brassy. That's what I like about her.

27:46🔗 Diane Farr Wow. I thought you're going somewhere totally different when you use the word spunk. I was like, oh, God.

27:52🔗 Adam I could squeeze the spunk right out of her.

27:54🔗 Caller Ah.

27:58🔗 Diane Farr The guy in there at the sound effects has way too much time on his hands. Because you have everything in there.

28:04🔗 Adam His hands is the operative word. Wait a minute. Didn't we talk to Brandt last night?

28:13🔗 No, you didn't.

28:14🔗 Adam Oh, we talked to someone else named Brandt.

28:16🔗 I guess so.

28:17🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

28:18🔗 Drew That was Brandt, wasn't it?

28:19🔗 Adam No, it was Brandt.

28:21🔗 Drew Really? I don't remember that.

28:22🔗 Adam I remember you convert what you do when you hear a name that you don't know, is you just convert it to the closest name that makes sense.

28:30🔗 Drew Round up.

28:31🔗 Adam But it was Brandt. Two Brandts in two nights. What's up there, Brandt?

28:36🔗 Not much, Adam. How's it going, Adam and Drew?

28:39🔗 Adam Good. Say hi to Diane Farr.

28:41🔗 Hello, Diane.

28:42🔗 Diane Farr Hi. I used to get really mad when people would say hi to them and not be on the show.

28:47🔗 Well, hey, Adam, I just had some say about them shaved vaginas, you know, you had comments about, you know?

28:52🔗 Adam Sure.

28:52🔗 I don't like to swallow them hairs, you know?

28:54🔗 Adam Right, right. I know what you're saying.

28:55🔗 That's just not cool.

28:56🔗 Drew If there's a vagarit of that, it would be different.

28:58🔗 Right.

29:00🔗 I love your show, though, man.

29:01🔗 Adam Oh, thank you.

29:02🔗 I come home late at night and, man, you guys laugh me to sleep. You guys talk about some crazy stuff on the show.

29:07🔗 Adam Thanks, Brandt. Thanks for your input.

29:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:10🔗 Adam All right. That's a valid point, the inhaling the hair. But I couldn't imagine oral sex in the 60s and 70s. Can you imagine?

29:27🔗 Diane Farr I've seen some old issues of Playboy.

29:30🔗 Adam It's like trying to use your tongue to fish a raisin out of some shag carpet.

29:37🔗 Diane Farr We've got bush.

29:39🔗 Adam Could you imagine that?

29:40🔗 You don't even know where you are.

29:42🔗 Diane Farr I don't know what women did in the warm cities. How did you go to the beach?

29:48🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

29:49🔗 Diane Farr Before waxing.

29:50🔗 Adam Well, the cut was a little bit different on the bikinis. But yeah, so you can still have the hair at the top, but at the business end. You know what I mean?

30:03🔗 Drew I'm following.

30:04🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay. Good.

30:06🔗 Diane Farr You're not going to participate. Let's move forward.

30:08🔗 Adam James?

30:09🔗 Caller Yeah. Hey.

30:10🔗 Adam You're 19. What's up?

30:11🔗 Caller Yeah. First of all, Adam loves Loveline, loves The Man Show.

30:16🔗 Adam Great.

30:16🔗 Caller You're a god.

30:17🔗 Adam Thank you.

30:18🔗 Caller Yes. Drew, you're a passionate, passionate man. Indeed. Just from having sex regularly, I got a tear, like a cut on my penis near the head.

30:31🔗 Drew You're gay. Are you uncircumcised?

30:34🔗 Caller No, I'm not. And it's like still on the shaft, but it's right near the head.

30:39🔗 Drew No, you're not uncircumcised.

30:40🔗 Adam No, he's not uncircumcised.

30:42🔗 Drew Okay.

30:43🔗 Diane Farr So he is circumcised.

30:45🔗 Drew Yes, I am circumcised.

30:46🔗 Adam But Drew, that's your fault for asking the question that way.

30:50🔗 Drew How did I ask it?

30:52🔗 Adam Hey, I don't know. There's no good way to do it.

30:55🔗 Drew I should have said, are you circumcised?

30:56🔗 Adam Are you circumcised is the way you should say it, yeah.

30:59🔗 Drew I am circumcised.

31:00🔗 Adam Okay, good. Hold on. Now I have a clear, clear picture of your penis. So what's up? You got that tear.

31:07🔗 Drew Does it rip and it's just not healing?

31:11🔗 Caller Well, I guess it would if I would stop for a week or so, but I don't know.

31:17🔗 Adam Yeah, he's got to stay off. I'm putting him on hold because he has a bad line.

31:21🔗 Drew How about wearing a condom?

31:22🔗 Diane Farr Would that give it a little protection? Does it infect it?

31:26🔗 Drew No, because spermicide is on the outside of the condom.

31:28🔗 Diane Farr Really?

31:29🔗 Drew Unless he has some latex allergy.

31:31🔗 Adam Right. So you're saying it's an element of protection?

31:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:35🔗 Adam Like the wound is not going to be opened up?

31:39🔗 Drew Right.

31:39🔗 Adam Okay. We'll go for that. Let's talk to Kelly. Kelly?

31:43🔗 Yes.

31:44🔗 Adam You're 42. What's up?

31:46🔗 Caller Well, heck, I don't know. I kind of scripted this thing.

31:53🔗 Adam You scripted the question?

31:54🔗 Caller Well, yeah. Look, ants can do it, rodents can do it, and primates can do it. But when I tell a doctor that I can do it, and it doesn't matter several disciplines, they want to send me to a psychiatrist. You're insane.

32:06🔗 Drew What is the it that you can do that the rodents do?

32:09🔗 Caller You're blowing yourself? Tell the doctor what's ailing me?

32:11🔗 Drew No, no. You said all these kinds of...

32:13🔗 Caller Yes, I tell the doctor what's ailing me. I know. It sounds like granny, right?

32:20🔗 Drew No, you didn't tell us what the problem is. You said all these animals do it. And when you do it, the doctor...

32:26🔗 Caller No diagnosis, self-treatment.

32:28🔗 Drew Animals diagnose?

32:29🔗 Caller Yes.

32:30🔗 Adam Ants do it, sure.

32:31🔗 Caller Sure. Yeah. You know, you've heard of Amdrel, right?

32:34🔗 Adam Sure.

32:35🔗 Caller It took years and years to come up with a bait that ants would take and give to the queen because they could figure out what was killing them. And it's been proven that rodents and primates do the same thing.

32:46🔗 Adam Right.

32:47🔗 Caller If I say, look, when I'm around perfumes, I have mood swings, I get irritable. Or what my grandmother generically called sweets. If I ingest sweets, I want to hurt people. And if I relate how my uncle would eat Twinkies and my cousins would go off in the corner when he started yelling and say, daddy's been eating Twinkies. And my grandmother kept saying, hey, Kelly, quit eating sweets. And I figured out, hey, when I eat sweets, you know, months later, at 18, when I eat sweets, I get the shakes and I feel weak. So I'm going to quit eating them for a while.

33:22🔗 Drew And then you stopped being violent?

33:24🔗 Caller I started, I stopped feeling like I wanted to hurt people. And I stopped feeling the sensations in my arms. You've pre-looted this violent impulse.

33:32🔗 Adam Drew, keep them on the line. I'm calling in an air raid right now.

33:35🔗 Caller Nah, come on. Yeah, I'm carpet pomming. You know, finally I related that to my grandmother.

33:41🔗 Drew Kelly, listen, do you drink? Do you do drugs?

33:44🔗 Caller Yes.

33:44🔗 Drew What drugs are you doing?

33:47🔗 Caller Cocaine. Occasionally. I've drank tonight.

33:51🔗 Drew Okay.

33:55🔗 Caller Let me finish.

33:58🔗 Adam I'm waiting for you to start, Kelly.

34:00🔗 Caller Have you ever heard? Well.

34:01🔗 Adam You've been talking about ants.

34:03🔗 Caller Yeah. It all ties in doctor's opinion. The doctor's opinion in the big book. We believe that alcoholism is a manifestation of an allergy. My allergist I had in Texas, there's a doctor.

34:21🔗 Adam Hold on a second. When the broads go nuts, they just become strippers. When the guys go crazy, they become killers. That's the part that always makes me nervous. See, if she-

34:36🔗 Diane Farr First, they become fathers.

34:37🔗 Adam Yeah. They become dads, and then they become killers. Adam Lakers. If the ACLU has their way, then they can become fathers in prison too, as long as they get married. That's what those wonderful people are hard at work on. But Kelly? Yes. Let me ask you some questions, please. Yes. What are you diagnosed with?

35:05🔗 Caller I was diagnosed with multiple chemical sensitivities.

35:09🔗 Drew There's no such diagnosis.

35:10🔗 Caller I know. I know.

35:12🔗 Adam What medications does somebody want you to be on?

35:16🔗 Caller Well, various steroid inhalers for cough barrier and asthma.

35:21🔗 Adam I'm talking more for the brain than the nose.

35:27🔗 Caller I've had various diagnoses for that, too.

35:29🔗 Adam Right. That's what I'm looking for.

35:30🔗 Caller Antidepressants.

35:31🔗 Adam Right. What stuff do they want you to be on?

35:35🔗 Caller Antidepressants.

35:36🔗 Adam Okay. And are you on those?

35:38🔗 Caller No, not currently.

35:39🔗 Adam Why not?

35:40🔗 Caller Side effects. Oh, yeah.

35:42🔗 Adam But certainly none of them could trump being nuts. You know what I mean?

35:46🔗 Drew Or hurting other people.

35:46🔗 Adam As a side effect.

35:48🔗 Caller And you've made this diagnosis based on my little thyroid just now. We believe that alcoholism is a manifestation of an allergy.

35:56🔗 Adam There you go. Yes. Yes. And I'm always right. So here's the deal, Kelly, because we're running short on time. You're a decent guy. You're living in a time when they have treatments for a lot of things that you may have. Why not take advantage of those? Why not listen to the doctors, take your medications, don't hurt anybody, don't hurt yourself, and try to enjoy your life? Don't you think that's a good plan?

36:23🔗 Caller It sounds great.

36:23🔗 Adam Okay, then that'll be it.

36:26🔗 Drew Oh boy, Adam.

36:27🔗 Caller We believe that alcoholism is a manifestation of an allergy.

36:32🔗 Adam You know, it's weird. It's, I mean, psychological impairment is something that it's hard not to discriminate against.

36:41🔗 Diane Farr Yeah.

36:42🔗 Drew What do you mean? Oh, I see what you mean.

36:44🔗 Adam Even, I mean, it's like, on one hand, you realize the guy has an impairment psychologically, just like some people have a shorter leg. On the other hand, you're angry at him for not accepting it and doing something about it and possibly endangering people.

37:00🔗 Diane Farr However, then you also have the fact that there's a prejudice against it and that he feels if he takes the medication, there's something wrong with him. Like if someone was diabetic, would you judge them for taking insulin?

37:11🔗 Drew There is not that much.

37:12🔗 Adam I do, yes.

37:12🔗 Drew There is not much stigma against it these days, but the part that's frustrating, the part that drives me crazy even as a caretaker is the total lack of insight. I ask that, why can't these people get it? Why won't they begin?

37:26🔗 Diane Farr I'm saying that it's a self-prejudice thing, that they judge themselves so heavily like I don't need this, or I can survive without it, or I don't.

37:34🔗 Drew No, they literally can't see it. But it literally doesn't happen.

37:38🔗 Adam But there's your argument.

37:40🔗 Drew The problem is you're the problem. The doctor is the problem.

37:43🔗 Adam And thus you get angry, but you realize that's why they have a mental impairment, and that's the part that's hard to overcome. There's a catch-22. Of course he doesn't think he has a problem. That's part of being insane.

37:58🔗 Drew He's Napoleon and you need to just-

38:00🔗 Adam Throw a butterfly net over him and then drag him to the white padded place where people walk around playing with the yo-yos.

38:06🔗 Diane Farr I would imagine they don't see themselves as depressed, because if the guy has been diagnosed as depressed and he's drinking and taking cocaine, which would be the worst downer ever at the end of the ride.

38:17🔗 Drew All he knows is he's looking for solutions. Since everyone else is the problem, he can only come to his own solutions. The solution is of course worse problems.

38:26🔗 Adam All right. We're going to take a break. Kelly, just listen to everybody and not you. Listen to everybody else. Pretend your brain is a car and you're a chick. Do you know what I'm saying? Don't go argue with the mechanics.

38:43🔗 Diane Farr I'm like, I know I'm mad at that somewhere.

38:46🔗 Adam But you know what I mean? You don't go in and start arguing with Pepe about what's going on under the hood. He tells you what's going on, you do what he tells you to do, you pay him and you drive home. Pretend you're Drew. Or pretend you're my dad who looked under the hood of my Porsche, saw the spare tire in the front of the car and asked if it was the engine.

39:10🔗 Drew No, no, it cannot be. Yes, yes. How was that phrased? Like, oh, interesting engine here.

39:18🔗 Adam To be fair to-

39:19🔗 Drew Or was it, where's the engine?

39:21🔗 Adam To him, to be fair to my father when he pointed at the spare tire which as everyone knows, except for engineer Anderson, that Porsches have the engines in the back of the car. So when you pop the hood, it's essentially like popping the trunk. It's like a Volkswagen Beetle. The old ones. He figured, well the engine has to be here, but I'm looking at something that doesn't look like an engine, but yet it must be here. So I'm going to point, if I'd put a toaster oven there, he would have pointed at it. If I'd put an inflatable pool toy, like a raft in there, he would have pointed. If there was a bowl of gazpacho there, he would have pointed at it and asked if it was the engine because that's where it should have been. You understand? But still, now it only makes him semi-retarded.

40:10🔗 Drew Mostly retarded.

40:11🔗 Adam Yeah, full-blown retard if he thought it was the engine. The sort of confusion with the question mark, is this the engine? It says BF Goodrich on the side of the goddamn thing. It's a tire. These are the Corollas, everybody. This is the stock I come from. We'll take a break. We'll be back.

40:30🔗 Love Line, we'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

41:05🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Diane Farr is our guest tonight. Two, I've just learned, seasons. I didn't know we had anyone for two seasons. I guess I would have-

41:19🔗 Drew I didn't know we did two seasons.

41:21🔗 Adam Two whole seasons. How many shows did you do? How many Loveline TV shows did you do?

41:26🔗 Diane Farr A hundred and sixty-five.

41:28🔗 Adam A hundred and sixty-five episodes, everybody.

41:30🔗 Drew Why do you know that number?

41:31🔗 Diane Farr Because it was sixty-five the first year and a hundred the next season.

41:36🔗 Adam That makes it pretty easy.

41:37🔗 Drew How many did we do?

41:38🔗 Diane Farr Everyone asked.

41:39🔗 Adam Close to four hundred, I think.

41:40🔗 Caller Oh, my God.

41:42🔗 Adam I think.

41:42🔗 Diane Farr We'd have to because you did two before me and one after me, right?

41:46🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

41:47🔗 Adam Yeah. So what was that? We did five seasons.

41:49🔗 Drew Five seasons?

41:51🔗 Adam Wow. All right. Well, anyway, unlike Drew and myself, Diana has parlayed her Loveline success into a meaningful career, whereas we just took a back step into radio and are just sort of riding out our lives here.

42:05🔗 Drew Waiting to die, huh?

42:07🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

42:08🔗 Adam Yep. That's us. The job is where you can find her on ABC Wednesday nights at 930. Her and Dennis Leary. And Dennis Leary got his start in a sense on MTV as well, doing all those image spots, I think they call them. Very funny.

42:25🔗 Diane Farr Unfortunately, with his boyfriend, Ted Demme.

42:29🔗 Adam Oh, was that his friend?

42:31🔗 Diane Farr His best friend. Ted Demme directed all those spots.

42:34🔗 Adam Oh, he did.

42:35🔗 Drew Why is that unfortunate?

42:36🔗 Adam Ted Demme died.

42:37🔗 Diane Farr He passed away Sunday.

42:38🔗 Drew Just recently. Of what?

42:40🔗 Diane Farr I believe he had a heart attack.

42:42🔗 Drew He was 40-something.

42:43🔗 Adam No, he was 38.

42:45🔗 Drew You're playing basketball. That's not.

42:48🔗 Diane Farr Congenitiv, father's heart.

42:50🔗 Adam Oh, there you go. Drew being this angel that he is goes right to Coke, especially when the family is there.

42:58🔗 Drew No, I was going to congenital heart.

42:59🔗 Adam My father died when he was there.

43:00🔗 Diane Farr Coke.

43:02🔗 Adam He was hit by Coke. He was a pilot in Vietnam.

43:06🔗 Caller Coke.

43:08🔗 Adam He probably did a rail right before that MIG shot him down.

43:12🔗 Drew No, I was going, it was like Pete Maravich kind of thing. They were just playing basketball. I got off the court and pow.

43:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

43:17🔗 Diane Farr So sad.

43:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, you know.

43:19🔗 Drew Is this his boyfriend?

43:21🔗 Adam No, no, it's his buddy.

43:22🔗 Diane Farr He's married with a kid. No, he's a close friend.

43:25🔗 Adam He's gay and he died of an OD of Coke. Okay, so now we got the facts straight. Yeah, he was, he directed, well, he directed Below, actually.

43:36🔗 Diane Farr He died in Dennis and he produced it together. And he directed Beautiful Girls and. Right.

43:42🔗 Adam And he was playing in that horrible NBA Entertainment League that I dropped out of two weeks earlier.

43:49🔗 Diane Farr Really?

43:49🔗 Drew Is that what he was doing when he died?

43:52🔗 Adam Yeah.

43:52🔗 Diane Farr He's playing basketball.

43:53🔗 Adam He was playing where I was playing on Sundays in this NBA.

43:58🔗 Diane Farr It's my attorney's house.

43:59🔗 Adam Entertainment League. Oh, at his house?

44:02🔗 Diane Farr No, no.

44:04🔗 Adam No, this is at the park. That is at the gym.

44:07🔗 Drew There's somebody else's house.

44:08🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute. I got a letter from the or like a fax from the NBA Entertainment League today that said, you know, we lost one of our own and Demme died, you know, and you know, everyone hears family and blah, blah, blah. Although I got nothing but abuse from those people. But this is what this is what they said. So when he died Sunday playing basketball in Santa Monica, which is where the NBA League is. So I was assuming he died during one of the games that I would have been in, had I not been disgruntled and quit the team. So it's very, very sad. All right. Where are we now? How's Dennis taken all this?

44:45🔗 Diane Farr Oh, he's having a real hard time. I think they all are, you know, he has a two-month-old baby.

44:51🔗 Adam Oh my God.

44:52🔗 Diane Farr Five-year-old and a two-month-old.

44:54🔗 Adam Oh my God. You're happy with the Coke and the Gay now, Drew? John?

44:59🔗 Yes.

44:59🔗 Adam You're 18?

45:00🔗 Caller Yes.

45:01🔗 Adam What's up?

45:03🔗 Caller I had sex with my girlfriend a couple of hours ago. Instead of having my orgasm, I urinated.

45:09🔗 Adam We don't believe you.

45:10🔗 Drew Bogus.

45:11🔗 Adam Impossible. Hey, John. We'll see you in hell, buddy. All right? All right, then. All right.

45:15🔗 Caller Take care.

45:18🔗 Drew I can just tell by his voice.

45:19🔗 Diane Farr All right. But wait, what is that little thing called that's in the male penis that won't let the urine come down once you have an orgasm?

45:25🔗 Drew There's a sphincter there. I don't know if it's going to. Must have it in there. Let me get the anatomy book out.

45:29🔗 Adam No.

45:29🔗 Drew Look it up for Diane. Come on.

45:30🔗 Adam No. Brian?

45:31🔗 Drew Diane wants to know.

45:33🔗 Adam Brian? Hello. You want to know how to? I don't like your question, so hold on a second.

45:37🔗 Drew Let's go to break.

45:38🔗 Adam No, let's not. Let's not. Come on. Cynthia?

45:42🔗 Drew Anderson, he would, above all else, would not want to be on time to break her early. God forbid. God forbid.

45:47🔗 Adam Cynthia?

45:47🔗 Yes.

45:48🔗 Adam You're 14.

45:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:50🔗 Adam You have a drug and alcohol problem?

45:52🔗 Caller Yes. I'm a first time caller.

45:55🔗 Adam Right. You had sex at 12?

45:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:57🔗 Adam Okay. Can you find Jesus Christ?

46:00🔗 Drew No. And that's the, you see?

46:02🔗 Adam There you go. We can get a quick fix here.

46:04🔗 Drew We got to talk to Cynthia after the break.

46:05🔗 Adam You know Jesus? Says, he wears a house coat and sandals.

46:12🔗 Diane Farr I'm Catholic.

46:13🔗 Adam Okay. Good. Good. Well, that's a good start. All right. And you want to know how to quit the drugs?

46:20🔗 Caller No. I just want to know how all this is going to affect me later in life.

46:25🔗 Diane Farr It's not really a problem. It's full.

46:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

46:27🔗 It'll blow over.

46:29🔗 Drew You know, there was a time in the history of this country when somebody on a radio might have said something like that.

46:33🔗 Adam Really?

46:34🔗 Drew You know? Think about that.

46:35🔗 Diane Farr It's okay to drive after just a few drinks.

46:37🔗 Drew But it'd be like, dude, it's cool. Rock and roll, dude.

46:39🔗 Oh, Ron, you're 14.

46:42🔗 Drew There's little doors for you to listen to. Drop some more acid and just kick back.

46:46🔗 Adam All right. Should we take a little break?

46:47🔗 Drew Yeah. I want to talk to Cynthia after the break.

46:49🔗 Adam Diane Farr is our guest tonight from The Job. Wednesday night, it's ABC 930. We'll talk to Cynthia, 14-year-old drug addict, after this.

46:57🔗 Drew Okay. 877-889-DATE.

47:16🔗 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:17🔗 Adam We'll be right back.

47:57🔗 Drew Hey Diane, doesn't this music remind you of Adam?

48:00🔗 Diane Farr Oh yeah.

48:00🔗 Adam It's my theme song.

48:02🔗 Diane Farr Yeah, cause you took it off one of the porn tracks, right?

48:05🔗 Adam No, how dare you? It just captures my essence like a fine cologne would.

48:11🔗 Drew Or, or, or, now wait a minute, or does this music remind you of Adam?

48:19🔗 Diane Farr Wow, that's very close to your internal rhythm. And that sound at the end is kind of like that sound you make at home, right?

48:31🔗 Adam It's a zipper coming down when I'm in a hurry.

48:34🔗 Drew You know that last-

48:34🔗 Diane Farr No, it's in the sound.

48:35🔗 Drew Adam, you see everyone in Adam's house?

48:38🔗 Diane Farr No. No, I saw it from the top of a hill once.

48:41🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, okay. It's a living room, there's about eight steps up out of the living room, there's a bathroom and a kitchen and stuff. He was skipping rope in that living room by that big window there. There's a little bit far for him to walk over to the bathroom, so he just peed in the bucket right there.

48:54🔗 Diane Farr No.

48:55🔗 Drew He grabbed an ice bucket, sitting there by the bucket, peed him, and then forgot about and left it.

49:00🔗 Caller No.

49:01🔗 Adam I was hoping you wouldn't bring that up in front of Diane Drew.

49:04🔗 Diane Farr Oh my goodness. You made fun of your father for the tire. You just won the white trash contest.

49:17🔗 Adam Yeah. Speaking of that and that song, I had one of those moments last night. I'm extremely lazy.

49:26🔗 Drew Really?

49:27🔗 Adam Yeah. Super, super, super lazy. I had brought my big, fat, lovey, padded eye shade with me to the set of Son of the Beach.

49:38🔗 Diane Farr Yes.

49:39🔗 Drew With the fur around the border.

49:40🔗 Diane Farr The biggest anomaly.

49:42🔗 Adam Yeah, you know.

49:42🔗 Diane Farr And no one listening knows what an anomaly is.

49:45🔗 Adam But you know that the actor you hired is all business when he shows up with the eye shade?

49:54🔗 Drew I think, you know, I know what I'm getting you next time when I actually get you a gift. It's gonna be the eye shade with the fluffy border and the flippers that match, the fluffy slippers.

50:00🔗 Diane Farr Oh, that's good.

50:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

50:02🔗 Drew Now it's just the homeless slippers with the holes in the toes.

50:05🔗 Adam I had every intention in the world of sleeping in my trailer as long as I possibly could because I had a very early call. And I've now become attached to this eye shade and that I have difficulty sleeping without this big padded eye shade because it's like strapping a pillow to my face. I actually use it as a pillow. And when I was standing up in my bedroom at 1.45 in the morning last night or actually about 2.15.

50:32🔗 Drew You didn't want to take it off to go to the John.

50:33🔗 Adam No.

50:34🔗 Drew So that ice bug had happened to me nearby.

50:37🔗 Adam No.

50:38🔗 Drew You just peed on the floor.

50:39🔗 Adam No, I peed in a conch. No, I realized that the-

50:44🔗 Diane Farr It's like you just had a conch lying around.

50:46🔗 Adam I realized that the eye shade was in the trunk of the car, which is in the garage 500 steps away.

50:52🔗 Drew No, forget it.

50:53🔗 Adam Forget it. I just had a miserable night's sleep. Oh, yeah.

50:56🔗 Diane Farr Really?

50:56🔗 Drew With this side, that I can empathize with.

50:58🔗 Adam Too lazy to head down to the car.

51:00🔗 Drew Well, it's going outside and stuff, too.

51:02🔗 Adam Yeah. It's still in the trunk. I can't forget that two nights in a row.

51:06🔗 Drew Oh, my dearly home.

51:07🔗 Adam Diane Farr is our guest tonight. She's from The Job, which is back on. This show gets amazing critical press. I mean, everyone loves this show, and it's Dennis Leary who I think everyone can agree is a very funny guy.

51:23🔗 Diane Farr Yeah, he is a very funny guy.

51:25🔗 Adam A solid actor as well. I don't know if people give him enough credit for that.

51:31🔗 Diane Farr I don't think they do. I didn't. I mean, to tell you the truth, I went to do the screen test for it in New York, and I thought he was Dennis Miller. I didn't know the difference between two of them walked in like, oh, okay, you're that guy. And everyone kept saying, you know him, he's the smoking guy. Right. So you go in and he did this. The test deals with all of us, we'd sit there and improv them. They did them on tape and then they sent them to the network, which never happens. And he could get a vibe off him and see where it should go and this and that. He writes all the episodes with Peter Tolan. There is no writing staff, it's just him and Peter. They write all of them. And he'd sit there sometimes and I'm like, this guy is an amazing actor, he gets no credit. And then I find out he did a theater degree.

52:14🔗 Drew Oh, really?

52:14🔗 Diane Farr Like, he's a thespian, so to speak, who was funny and did stand up, you know, he sort of got the gamut covered.

52:21🔗 Adam I think he's a good actor who acted like a comedian. And good actors can, you know, it's essentially, it's like almost, I mean, he's obviously a funny guy.

52:32🔗 Diane Farr Right.

52:32🔗 Adam But all that MTV, you know, those were dialogues sort of delivered by a character, in a sense. So he is a fine actor. And that's on Wednesday nights on ABC at 9.30. Okay, so let's get back to the phones and speak to Sarah. Where are we going to speak to our young drug addict?

52:51🔗 Drew She left, Cynthia, yeah.

52:52🔗 Adam She left O'Deeve while we were on break. Sarah?

52:56🔗 Hi.

52:56🔗 Adam You're 19?

52:57🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

52:58🔗 Adam You can't have an orgasm unless it's rough.

53:01🔗 Drew 19, listen to that voice. Hold on now.

53:03🔗 Diane Farr Little girl?

53:04🔗 Caller No, really, I swear.

53:06🔗 Diane Farr No, no, we believe you. It's a whole other thing that Drew will tell you about in a second.

53:10🔗 Adam So what's up? Do you have a boyfriend?

53:12🔗 Caller Yeah, I do. But ever since I've had like five sexual partners and with each of them I couldn't achieve orgasm unless there was like some sort of like physical abuse, I guess you would call it.

53:29🔗 Drew What do you think about that?

53:31🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

53:32🔗 Drew What do you think about that?

53:33🔗 Caller I think it's kind of strange. I mean, I've never met anybody else like with that kind of...

53:38🔗 Drew It's not uncommon. But where do you think that comes from in you?

53:41🔗 Caller I really don't know. I have no idea.

53:44🔗 Drew Do you have any feeling about it? Any shame or guilt or anything?

53:47🔗 Caller Well, yeah. I feel kind of guilty about it afterward. I don't know why this happens.

53:54🔗 Drew Did anybody ever hit you when you were growing up?

53:57🔗 Caller Not like totally beating me or anything, but like being reprimanded as a child, though.

54:06🔗 Drew And when they hit you, did they hit you with an object?

54:08🔗 Caller No.

54:09🔗 Drew With their hand?

54:10🔗 Caller Just a hand.

54:11🔗 Drew Okay. Well, what often happens is that the arousal mechanisms, when they are sort of hyperstimulated by something like abuse, like physical violence, the circuitry gets laid down basically on top of the arousal mechanisms associated with sexuality, such that when they turn on around the time of puberty, the two kind of go together. And it often makes people feel ashamed and guilty and how could these things that were so unpleasant now be associated with arousal? But it's the brain chemistry. It's just how that works. There are mutual, there are simultaneous tracks about arousal that are set down there by that experience early in childhood.

54:46🔗 Adam Well, how much of this went on when you were growing up?

54:51🔗 Caller Not much. I mean, like I wasn't beaten every day or anything. It was just like when I got like a bad report card or I did something stupid, you know.

55:00🔗 Drew Wait, striking a child for a bad report card is way over the top. What would something stupid be that they would hit you for?

55:07🔗 Caller Well, like if I mouthed off to my parents or...

55:10🔗 Drew Was this once a week kind of thing?

55:12🔗 Caller My mouthing off or getting hit for it?

55:14🔗 Drew Getting hit.

55:15🔗 Caller No, it was a lot like I kind of would push them to their breaking point.

55:21🔗 Drew How often was it?

55:25🔗 Caller Maybe like once or twice a month, I guess.

55:27🔗 Drew Every other week. That's pretty serious. It is. It's the fact. It is.

55:32🔗 Diane Farr It might be serious now, but I don't know if it was serious.

55:36🔗 Drew Oh, I'm serious in terms of brain chemistry. I'm seriously in terms of what it does to the brain.

55:40🔗 Diane Farr Well, I'm sure it's only a shot in the dark.

55:43🔗 Adam Put that goddamn thing on vibrate. Jesus Christ.

55:46🔗 Diane Farr Wait, can I ask you something? I'm sure it's only a shot in the dark that there isn't some childhood reason for this, but you've been active since when?

55:55🔗 Caller Since I was 16.

55:57🔗 Diane Farr And you're 19 now?

55:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:58🔗 Diane Farr So three years. And do you know how to orgasm by yourself?

56:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:03🔗 Diane Farr And does it have to be violent or dirty in your head?

56:07🔗 Caller Sometimes in my head, yeah.

56:09🔗 Diane Farr But not always?

56:11🔗 Caller No.

56:12🔗 Diane Farr Would it be fair to say that she's only been having sex for three years and this is the only avenue she's discovered to orgasm so far?

56:19🔗 Drew Yeah, that's part of it.

56:21🔗 Adam Well, here's what I think. It can be a combination of things. I mean, I think there's a lot of females, and it's important for me to think this way, that like a little rough trade, much more than who would admit or maybe have even discovered it. But I have found through extensive use of pornography and seeing the scenarios that go on there. Now, there's a lot of women that like a little hair tugging and a little, you know, listen, I'm in charge. Dirty talking. I'm in charge kind of thing. There's many women who are into that, and it doesn't necessarily mean that they were victimized when they were younger. But the question is, is how far do you go with it? Do you know what I mean? I mean, is he really smacking you around? Is he really being degrading? Or is it just some rough play?

57:07🔗 Caller Well, the boyfriend that I'm with now, I haven't told him about it. Like it wasn't just triggered like with him. It's been with like all of my sexual partners, and I only had one that would actually like do this.

57:24🔗 Adam Oh, shut up. I'm so tired of no one answering my goddamn questions on this show. I just want to know how rough it was.

57:32🔗 Drew Rough enough.

57:32🔗 Adam Well, here's the answer I got. The boyfriend I got doesn't do it now, but the other one did. OK.

57:40🔗 Drew Nailed it.

57:41🔗 Adam Yes. What resolution?

57:43🔗 Diane Farr Which I think means it's not really rough at all.

57:46🔗 Adam I'm guessing not. I'm a glutton for punishment even worse than Sarah. What would be... Where would you draw the line? Would it not be acceptable for the guy to really give you a whack?

57:59🔗 Drew Or would that be good?

58:02🔗 Caller Well, it would be good.

58:03🔗 Adam So you would like it as rough as someone could dish it out?

58:07🔗 Drew Yeah.

58:07🔗 Adam OK. So that's fairly serious.

58:10🔗 Diane Farr Yeah, but you're not asking him to do this.

58:13🔗 Caller No. That's what I wanted to... My question was...

58:16🔗 Diane Farr She's not doing anything.

58:17🔗 Drew No. The one guy was able to do it for her.

58:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:20🔗 Drew One guy did it as rough as this. The other guys couldn't make themselves be that rough.

58:24🔗 Diane Farr Did the guy hit you, the other guy?

58:27🔗 Caller Yeah. Like during sex, yeah.

58:30🔗 Adam He physically, I mean, just whacked you pretty good?

58:33🔗 Caller Um, yeah. Most of the time.

58:37🔗 Adam OK.

58:37🔗 Drew You guys, where are you going?

58:38🔗 Adam Oh, forget it. There's no gratification talking to anybody on this show. You're trying to get an answer to sort of build a case or paint a picture and you just get nothing. Some of the time.

58:53🔗 Drew When are you going to learn? Yes.

58:55🔗 Adam I know. I'm so sorry. I just keep talking to people and I shouldn't. I don't know. Go to the shrink, Sarah. Kayla?

59:05🔗 Drew No, that won't help either.

59:06🔗 Adam OK. Well, just don't do nothing. Do nothing. But don't call anymore. Kayla?

59:11🔗 Caller Hi.

59:11🔗 Adam What's up?

59:12🔗 Caller Nothing. How are you?

59:14🔗 Adam Good.

59:15🔗 Drew Tell your parents that when they used to beat, because of them beating you, now she has to be beaten up during sex. That will be just...

59:21🔗 Diane Farr That will help.

59:21🔗 Adam Dad, remember when you swatted me because I got the D in algebra? Well, now my boyfriend gives it to me. He beats my ass like a rented mule.

59:30🔗 Drew And I'm into anal sex.

59:32🔗 Adam Oh, I didn't mention that. Sorry, Dad. FYI, anal. Wait a minute. That's a TV series.

59:42🔗 Drew FYI, anal?

59:43🔗 Caller Yes.

59:47🔗 Adam Join the FYI, anal team. Probe deep into the problems of the inner city. Yeah. Kicking in doors. Yeah. Okay.

59:56🔗 Drew Wait a minute. You got a man shows bit there.

59:59🔗 Adam No, no. Kayla, sorry. It's okay. You're 18. What's up?

1:00:06🔗 Caller Well, I've been having an issue with my boyfriend that has been bothering me.

1:00:12🔗 Drew It's got to be said. It's got to be called like the man from uncle.

1:00:15🔗 Adam FYI, anal.

1:00:16🔗 Drew It's got to all be a big eponym. The man from uncle.

1:00:20🔗 Adam Right. All right. Keep going there, Kayla.

1:00:22🔗 Caller Okay. Well, we've been dating. I'm 18 now. We've been dating ever since we were both 14. We've pretty much gone through high school together. And we started having sex when we were 14. And it was fine up until probably about a year ago. And now I just want to figure out if there's a way where I can maybe help him not ejaculate so fast.

1:00:52🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, keep your pants on.

1:00:56🔗 Drew Why was it OK before and not OK now?

1:00:58🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:00:59🔗 Diane Farr Because she's tired of it after four years.

1:01:02🔗 Caller No, I feel like an old married couple and we're only 18.

1:01:06🔗 Adam Has anything changed in him or is this the way it's always been?

1:01:11🔗 Caller I mean, we've grown up a lot.

1:01:13🔗 Caller Of course a lot of things have changed.

1:01:16🔗 Drew I'm just seeing this.

1:01:17🔗 Adam I'm going to take a leak. I can't take this anymore.

1:01:19🔗 Drew And the bubble overhead consistently is, I'm done. I'm done. That's all I hear.

1:01:23🔗 Adam But please let me just try to get to the bottom of this.

1:01:27🔗 Drew Why do you have to keep punishing yourself?

1:01:29🔗 Adam You called with a question about his premature ejaculation. You've been having sex for four years now. Has it changed or has he always been this way?

1:01:42🔗 Drew Think about your answer.

1:01:44🔗 Caller It has changed.

1:01:44🔗 Drew And when did it change?

1:01:46🔗 Caller A year ago.

1:01:47🔗 Drew And he became quicker a year ago?

1:01:51🔗 Diane Farr That was a victory.

1:01:52🔗 Adam Yes, yes it was. He felt the presence of the stink finger over the drop button.

1:01:57🔗 Caller I don't like when people feed around the bush to you.

1:01:59🔗 Adam Okay. So and how dramatically has this changed?

1:02:05🔗 Caller Um, not very dramatically.

1:02:07🔗 Caller I mean it wasn't a sudden change.

1:02:11🔗 Drew It was a gradual change a year ago and he's gotten quicker and quicker.

1:02:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:14🔗 Caller And I mean sometimes it's better than others.

1:02:17🔗 Adam But did it go, was it ever 15 or 20 minutes?

1:02:21🔗 Caller Yes, it has been.

1:02:22🔗 Drew Okay.

1:02:23🔗 Adam All right. She screwed up now.

1:02:26🔗 Caller Pow!

1:02:27🔗 Adam I wanted to know how dramatic it changed. She said not very dramatic and then she said it was, you know...

1:02:31🔗 Drew 15 minutes to 10 seconds.

1:02:33🔗 Adam Now she said 15, 20 minutes.

1:02:35🔗 Drew To 10 seconds now. It used to be 15, 20 minutes. Now it's 10 seconds.

1:02:38🔗 Adam That's a dramatic change.

1:02:39🔗 Drew That's right.

1:02:40🔗 Adam Sorry.

1:02:40🔗 Diane Farr Over a gradual period of time, I think, is what she's trying to do.

1:02:43🔗 Drew All right. Here's the deal.

1:02:44🔗 Adam It happened a year ago.

1:02:45🔗 Drew This is a relationship that's run its course. They've been together since they're 14. They're highly meshed. They really don't know that it's over yet. They can't imagine life without each other. She understands she's not really happy because it's supposed to be it for 14 to 18. That's it. She's unhappy and doesn't know why. It can't really separate far enough from this relationship to say, she's not really happy.

1:03:03🔗 Adam What do you think, Kayla? You think this thing's run its course?

1:03:07🔗 Caller I had to listen. I'm sorry.

1:03:09🔗 Adam Did you think the thing that you think the relationship has run its course?

1:03:12🔗 Caller Yeah, that does make sense.

1:03:14🔗 Adam Okay. Well, then that's it.

1:03:16🔗 Drew To try to correct his orgasmic function, I don't think is really the issue.

1:03:20🔗 Adam Why fix a car you're going to sell?

1:03:22🔗 Drew Well, and maybe part of his performance problem.

1:03:24🔗 Adam Or junk, as it were.

1:03:25🔗 Drew But maybe part of his performance problem is he, too, has sort of done and just not really...

1:03:29🔗 Adam Yeah, he's not putting the effort in.

1:03:30🔗 Diane Farr Or maybe he knows that she's done.

1:03:32🔗 Drew Or maybe... Whatever, whatever it is.

1:03:33🔗 Diane Farr Can't you give her the standard Adam Corolla advice that I've passed on to millions of young men out in bars since I met you?

1:03:39🔗 Drew That he should masturbate.

1:03:40🔗 Adam It's not you?

1:03:41🔗 Diane Farr Yes, that he should let one out of the chamber.

1:03:44🔗 Drew Let one out.

1:03:46🔗 Caller Let it loose.

1:03:47🔗 Drew Release it from the chamber.

1:03:49🔗 Caller He's tried to do that before and then he has a hard time getting erect again.

1:03:55🔗 Adam Okay, well, Kayla, you guys have been together for too long. Break up. That's enough. You're not into him. That's fine.

1:04:03🔗 Caller I am.

1:04:03🔗 Adam No, you're not. Did you hear the way she answered that? You're not. You even have your eye on another guy.

1:04:10🔗 Caller No.

1:04:10🔗 Adam Who is this guy?

1:04:11🔗 Drew Bullpen.

1:04:12🔗 Adam Somebody from work?

1:04:13🔗 Caller No.

1:04:13🔗 Adam Somebody from school? There's somebody floating around who you're thinking about.

1:04:19🔗 Caller It's just him.

1:04:20🔗 Adam No, it isn't. No, it isn't. You've thought about other guys. That's four years. You were a kid when you met him.

1:04:27🔗 Caller We've broken up for like six months.

1:04:30🔗 Adam Okay.

1:04:30🔗 Caller In the four years.

1:04:31🔗 Adam Good. This time, see it through. All right. We say break up. I don't know. I don't know if we helped her, but I don't know what we can do with this guy and his penis.

1:04:41🔗 Diane Farr But I don't think it's the guy and the penis. There are several other big Dr. Drew things that I noticed there. Little girl voice at 18, started having sex at 14, probably was clinging on to him just to get out of the house and get away from mom and dad who weren't paying attention at 14.

1:04:54🔗 Drew Agreed.

1:04:54🔗 Diane Farr But, but, but. Afraid to leave him now because now what is she going to do?

1:04:58🔗 Drew That's right.

1:04:59🔗 Adam If she was, and they did break up for six months, that's true, but if she was as chaotic as that, this wouldn't have made it four years.

1:05:07🔗 Drew It would have been four years of hell, all kinds of drama.

1:05:09🔗 Adam He would have had sex with a couple of his friends by now. Kayla?

1:05:13🔗 Caller Yes?

1:05:13🔗 Adam Have he had sex with any of his friends?

1:05:15🔗 Drew No.

1:05:16🔗 Adam Why did you break up for that six months?

1:05:19🔗 Caller Because we wanted to see what it would be like to be single and to experience things without each other.

1:05:26🔗 Drew Just by the way, when you are really into somebody else, yeah, that's not the way you think. Anybody else?

1:05:31🔗 Diane Farr I think at that age that's appropriate.

1:05:33🔗 Drew It is appropriate.

1:05:34🔗 Diane Farr You wonder.

1:05:34🔗 Drew Absolutely, but it's also a sign that they're not as involved as I think they are.

1:05:37🔗 Adam How long ago was that?

1:05:39🔗 Caller It was over the summer.

1:05:40🔗 Caller Okay.

1:05:41🔗 Drew It's time.

1:05:42🔗 Caller All right.

1:05:42🔗 Adam That's it. You got to have that first break up. Joey?

1:05:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:49🔗 Adam You're 18?

1:05:50🔗 Caller Yes.

1:05:50🔗 Caller What's up?

1:05:51🔗 Caller I was going to ask, I know it's possible to go from an A to a D, but how does that affect your, how does it stretch?

1:06:02🔗 Caller It actually stretches?

1:06:04🔗 Drew What did Minka tell us? I remember she was talking about her surgeon stretching her CSK.

1:06:08🔗 Adam Minka, the number one Asian big boob queen. Who is number one? Minka is. Oh my God. Are you talking about getting implants, Joey?

1:06:19🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:06:20🔗 Adam Okay.

1:06:21🔗 Diane Farr How old are you?

1:06:23🔗 Caller I'm 18.

1:06:25🔗 Adam Do they have trouble going from A to D? We've talked to guys about that before. They don't like to go from A. Yeah. They don't like going from A to D. They like going from A to C.

1:06:39🔗 Caller The doctors?

1:06:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:06:41🔗 Diane Farr Is that what you're aspiring to do, go from an A to a D?

1:06:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:45🔗 Diane Farr How come?

1:06:47🔗 Caller Because I like big boobs.

1:06:50🔗 Adam But here, do you want to use them for, you want to be a stripper or something?

1:06:54🔗 Caller No.

1:06:55🔗 Adam Just want the Ds?

1:06:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:57🔗 Adam You know, that's a pretty big jump. And you know what, it doesn't...

1:07:03🔗 Caller More like a, probably like a double C knot.

1:07:06🔗 Adam I don't think they have a double C.

1:07:07🔗 Caller No, they do.

1:07:08🔗 Diane Farr They do have a double C, but...

1:07:09🔗 Caller They do.

1:07:10🔗 Adam Whoa. What is that? Hold on a second. I know they got everything, but I swear to Christ in my entire life, I've never heard the double C. Never, no one ever says double C. They only say double D.

1:07:22🔗 Diane Farr Right.

1:07:23🔗 Adam But I'm sure it exists.

1:07:24🔗 Diane Farr Or double A, people say.

1:07:26🔗 Adam They have double A.

1:07:27🔗 Drew Double A means extra small though, right?

1:07:29🔗 Adam Double A to me, that's...

1:07:31🔗 Diane Farr Double A means you can't fill in a B cup yet. It's a nice thing. It's a nice way of saying.

1:07:38🔗 Adam It's just a... Look, how much space does there actually need to be between the letter A and B? You know what I mean? It's like, do we need another letter that's in between one and two? No, no, two covers it. Two is the next one.

1:07:52🔗 Drew Create a new system or keep going to a higher number.

1:07:55🔗 Adam Yeah, what about a triple A?

1:07:57🔗 Diane Farr All right, wait, can we help her for a minute? She can't get fake boobs.

1:08:00🔗 Drew Yeah, Diane has some horror stories tonight.

1:08:02🔗 Diane Farr Listen, I want to ask you something.

1:08:03🔗 Adam Oh, that's right.

1:08:04🔗 Diane Farr What do you think is going to happen if you get bigger boobs?

1:08:08🔗 Drew Joey?

1:08:09🔗 Caller It's because...

1:08:10🔗 Diane Farr Like your clothes are going to fit better or boys are going to like you more?

1:08:14🔗 Caller No, well, because I want... You know the water bras. I don't know if you tried those. They work. They make your boobs look bigger and I like how it looks.

1:08:25🔗 Diane Farr But what's the problem with just wearing the bra?

1:08:28🔗 Caller Because I want to wear low cut stuff. I want to be perky. I want to be busty.

1:08:35🔗 Diane Farr All right, here's the deal. If you go to school and get a really good job and make a lot of money, you can buy amazing bras that will do anything.

1:08:43🔗 Adam How much?

1:08:44🔗 Diane Farr First rule. Amazing.

1:08:45🔗 Adam How much?

1:08:46🔗 Diane Farr Go watch my series. We work together every day. Watch what my boobs look like. I got a bra in New Zealand to die for.

1:08:52🔗 Adam I'm just saying how much. I'm saying how much.

1:08:54🔗 Diane Farr Oh, how much do they cost?

1:08:55🔗 Drew He wants to do something to his boobs.

1:08:57🔗 Diane Farr How much do they cost? You can spend anywhere from 50 to 150 on a good bra. Really?

1:09:05🔗 Caller Bra's? Or are you talking about the inserts?

1:09:08🔗 Diane Farr No, I'm not talking about the inserts. I don't think they work at all. What I'm really talking about is the self-confidence issue. Because somewhere along the line, you think you need this to look pretty or better. And really, you got to find something that you're good at and spend some time on that and spend some money on that, and you will get the confidence you want from the boobs.

1:09:27🔗 Drew Without the boobs?

1:09:28🔗 Diane Farr Right. You don't need the boobs. You're definitely not at 18. Because let me tell you some other things. You're never ever going to go jogging, horseback riding, or bike riding again if you get those boobs. For one.

1:09:41🔗 Adam Yeah. Not that you do any of those things anyway. It's the last time you went horseback riding, Drew.

1:09:49🔗 Caller Dr. Drew, I heard about the breast pills.

1:09:55🔗 Drew Yeah. Don't bother.

1:09:56🔗 Caller They do not work.

1:09:57🔗 Drew Yeah. Don't bother.

1:09:58🔗 Adam Joey, you got that little girl voice. Everything okay?

1:10:00🔗 Caller Everything's good.

1:10:02🔗 Adam Never molested?

1:10:02🔗 Drew Why is the Joy of the World pronounced the breast B-E-W-B-S?

1:10:07🔗 Adam That's part of the little girl voice.

1:10:09🔗 Drew I know. And it's a beaubes.

1:10:10🔗 Adam What happened there, Joey? Anything? Where's Daddy? What did he do?

1:10:15🔗 Caller Daddy got home.

1:10:16🔗 Adam Daddy got home.

1:10:17🔗 Caller Daddy was in the military.

1:10:19🔗 Adam Daddy shoot big guns? Did he ever do anything to you?

1:10:26🔗 Caller I would get in trouble for getting a B-,

1:10:30🔗 Caller a C.

1:10:31🔗 Drew What did he do?

1:10:33🔗 Caller He sometimes hit me or he socked me one time.

1:10:40🔗 Adam There's some issues surrounding Daddy and now surrounding men.

1:10:46🔗 Drew My sense of the Joey is that when they want boobs, they want power. That's what they're looking for, control.

1:10:50🔗 Caller Right.

1:10:51🔗 Drew And attention and self-esteem, I agree with you on that, but also they want some power. They feel powerless. Joey?

1:10:58🔗 Adam Yes. Can you get a little therapy and then get the boobs?

1:11:03🔗 Drew Yes, sir.

1:11:05🔗 Adam Can you please? You got some stuff going on. I know people listen to the show and they go, oh, you say that about everyone who calls. And you know what? You're right. But Joey, boy, I can hear stuff going on in her voice like mad. And all our spidey sense is tingling in this room. And there's a lot of stuff you got trapped up in your head there, Joey, that you should definitely look into before you go under the surgeon's knife.

1:11:32🔗 Caller But what do you mean therapy?

1:11:34🔗 Adam I mean you need to talk to somebody.

1:11:36🔗 Caller Okay.

1:11:36🔗 Drew Therapist.

1:11:37🔗 Adam Okay?

1:11:38🔗 Drew Not physical therapy, not occupational therapy.

1:11:40🔗 Adam No, please look into the part... That part, that brain that you use to control a fork and a ballpoint pen also is using other facets of life. And that's what you got to look into. All right there, Joey.

1:11:54🔗 Caller Okay.

1:11:54🔗 Adam I'm sorry about your dad.

1:11:56🔗 Caller You guys take care.

1:11:57🔗 Adam All right.

1:11:57🔗 Drew You know what's fascinating about kids, Joey, is they're just like, brain, I'm not going to do airplane algebra. Why do I need my brain for? Who needs that?

1:12:07🔗 Diane Farr It's not a muscle tax or something. It's not going to get brain.

1:12:10🔗 Adam Are you sure you got a brain?

1:12:11🔗 Drew Not tonight.

1:12:11🔗 Adam You get 20 minutes to whip up that thing. Brain, brain, I'm not going to be a......job......airplane......toaster......fab......fab... Good example of why you need a brain. Absolutely. Okay. Diane Farr, the lovely and talented Diane Farr, is our guest tonight. She's currently on the job, which is on ABC 930 on Wednesday nights, and we'll take a little break. We'll be right back.

1:12:43🔗 Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm back in a minute.

1:13:16🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, Loveline. The radio show that is. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Diane Farr by Farr, our favorite of all the Loveline chicks. And she has moved on to bigger and better things, namely the job. Wednesday night's 930 on ABC with Dennis Lear. Okay, let's see if we can power through some calls and speak to Josh, who's 13. Josh, hey there.

1:13:46🔗 Caller Hey, first of all, I say Dr. Drew, you're the man. Thanks, John. Yeah, Dr. Drew, you're like the best.

1:13:52🔗 Drew God bless you.

1:13:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:13:54🔗 Drew I'm surprised Adam let this call through.

1:13:56🔗 Thank God for Dr. Drew.

1:13:58🔗 Adam Let this call through, like I knew he was going to give you a compliment somehow before I punched him up.

1:14:04🔗 Caller Okay, okay, well, like there is this really hard girl in my class at school, and I get really nervous around her. And sometimes, like if I have a boner in class, and she'll like, you know, say a joke or something, and I'll laugh really hard, I'll have an orgasm in my pants.

1:14:20🔗 Drew Is this impressive?

1:14:21🔗 Caller Wow.

1:14:22🔗 Diane Farr That's a bonus.

1:14:23🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14:26🔗 Drew Think if you could manage this one.

1:14:29🔗 Caller What would happen?

1:14:33🔗 Adam Jesus Christ, I'd be, I'd be down at the laugh factory right now, just blood in the joint. Yeah. Hey, Josh.

1:14:42🔗 Drew What a skill.

1:14:44🔗 Adam So you have to have the boner first.

1:14:46🔗 Caller Yeah, it only happens, and it doesn't always happen.

1:14:49🔗 Drew Does it really about you tensing your abdominal muscles when you're laughing?

1:14:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:14:53🔗 Adam Does it feel like an orgasm or do you notice?

1:14:56🔗 Caller It happens.

1:14:57🔗 Drew It's the real thing.

1:15:00🔗 Caller I clean it out of my pants.

1:15:01🔗 Adam I'm asking... Oh, really, you don't just bathe in it all day?

1:15:06🔗 Caller Interesting.

1:15:07🔗 Adam What do you use? Tissue?

1:15:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I use that. They have this...

1:15:13🔗 Adam Brown institutional paper towels they have?

1:15:16🔗 Diane Farr Oh, God.

1:15:18🔗 Caller Yeah, I have to use that because that's the only thing I have.

1:15:20🔗 Adam Hey, Josh? Yeah? What I'm asking is, is... Does it feel like you're having an orgasm?

1:15:28🔗 Drew To climax.

1:15:29🔗 Adam I believe you're having an orgasm, but does it feel good?

1:15:32🔗 Caller Yeah, but not like the same when I masturbate.

1:15:34🔗 Adam Right.

1:15:34🔗 Caller It's kind of just lesser.

1:15:36🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:15:36🔗 Adam Right.

1:15:37🔗 Diane Farr Have you had sex yet with a woman?

1:15:39🔗 Drew No.

1:15:39🔗 Diane Farr Well, you should enjoy this because I think once you start having sex, this little trick will probably fall away and die.

1:15:45🔗 Drew Well, and the die part, yes, as he passes 25, 30, he's waiting to die.

1:15:50🔗 Adam He's going to enjoy the part where she gets a leg full of semen as she's pulling her pants down.

1:15:59🔗 Diane Farr That's good. That's not really a problem.

1:16:01🔗 Adam Let me help you off with those panties.

1:16:05🔗 Drew Well, she makes her laugh, you're fair.

1:16:06🔗 Adam That's right. Yes. Yeah. You ought to put some documentary on Vietnam on or something. Put it on Dharma and Greg or something. So for sure, there's no laughs.

1:16:23🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:16:23🔗 Adam All right there, Josh.

1:16:24🔗 Drew It's okay.

1:16:25🔗 Adam It's all right.

1:16:26🔗 Drew It's a talent. It's unusual, but it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you. You may need to learn to master your functioning when it comes time for real performance.

1:16:35🔗 Diane Farr Oh, I'm a kill man for this girl.

1:16:36🔗 Drew You're going to have to figure this out, but you will. You will. Anyway, he's got the biology of the ninja. He should be able to work in a positive direction for good.

1:16:47🔗 Adam But I don't know. No, he has biology of a nitroglycerin. The slightest agitation could set him off. He's very unstable in the pants.

1:17:01🔗 Drew Nitroglycerin humor. There used to be a lot of nitroglycerin.

1:17:06🔗 Adam You know what else you don't see anymore? Avalanche humor.

1:17:09🔗 Drew Yes.

1:17:11🔗 Caller Be quiet.

1:17:13🔗 Caller What?

1:17:15🔗 Adam You talk too loud, the avalanche will come. Remember you had to be quiet?

1:17:19🔗 Drew People would show up in blocks of ice after years under an avalanche.

1:17:25🔗 Adam Usually in some comical pose. When you're frozen to death, is it usually like a sort of novel pose, like hand on one hand, but a finger pointing in the air?

1:17:36🔗 Drew It's like Pompeii. It's like a lava falling on you.

1:17:41🔗 Adam John?

1:17:42🔗 Yeah.

1:17:43🔗 Adam You're 27. What's up?

1:17:45🔗 Hey, first off, I'd like to say hello to both of you, Dr. Drew and Adam. I listen to you guys quite a lot.

1:17:51🔗 Caller I like to watch The Man Show.

1:17:52🔗 Adam Thanks, John. Tickled Pink that you called tonight, by the way.

1:17:55🔗 Yeah. Hey, I got a couple of questions. The first one I called for was in regards to female ejaculation. Is it possible for all women to have that?

1:18:08🔗 Drew No. No. Only some do.

1:18:11🔗 So it's like not...

1:18:12🔗 Diane Farr And only if they practice.

1:18:13🔗 Drew Some people do practice.

1:18:15🔗 They have to like do kegels or something?

1:18:18🔗 Drew Not necessarily. Some women just do that.

1:18:21🔗 Okay.

1:18:21🔗 Drew Turn your radio off.

1:18:23🔗 It is off.

1:18:24🔗 Drew I'm on my cell phone.

1:18:25🔗 Adam Okay.

1:18:26🔗 I'm on my way to work.

1:18:27🔗 Adam I don't know what percent, Diane, maybe you can weigh in on this and maybe you don't know either. But to me, the percentage of women who have an actual orgasm, where there's some product there is probably 10 percent? Less than 10 percent.

1:18:43🔗 Diane Farr Oh, you're talking about an actual ejaculation. I thought it was just asking about orgasm. I have no idea, but I imagine it's nominal, seeing as the women who can actually orgasm at all, sound fluid is pretty small.

1:18:56🔗 Adam Good point. What's next, John?

1:18:59🔗 Well, I work shift work, and this is probably a question for Dr. Drew. I change my shift once a week, and you know, I've noticed that like, in between shifts, you know, I'm like worn down.

1:19:11🔗 Drew Yeah, your sleep cycles are all messed up, right?

1:19:13🔗 Yeah, that's not really good for me to do that, right?

1:19:15🔗 Drew Well, no, it's not really good for you, but it's not going to be immediately harmful.

1:19:21🔗 But years, like years down the road, I've been doing this for about two years now.

1:19:24🔗 Drew It's not a good, it's not a healthy activity. Is it going to have a specific harm? We don't know.

1:19:29🔗 Adam Well, what do you do? You do one of those jobs where you get to work daytimes for a month and then you go to the graveyard and everyone shifts around?

1:19:36🔗 My schedule is really, really messed up. You start on a Wednesday and you work Wednesday through Tuesday on four to midnight. Then you're off Wednesday and Thursday, and then you start Friday day shift, eight to four, and you do that until Wednesday. Then you're off Thursday and Friday, you come back Friday night and you do grave shifts.

1:19:53🔗 Adam Well, okay. Maybe we can get to get over the weekend, though, if you're busy.

1:19:57🔗 It's kind of cool because you get four days off in a row every three. Right.

1:20:00🔗 Adam But listen, John, I know it sounds tough and you're working hard, but imagine this for a hard egg. You're in the second story of your vintage Hollywood home, the jag is down in the garage, and your padded, lovey eye shade is in the trunk. Because your house is so high up on the hill, there's too many steps between the trunk of the car and where you are, and your servant child has been let go for the evening. I mean, can you imagine that? No, I can't. Well, cry me a river, buddy, with your swing shifts, please. That was an attack. He attacked me. What are these employers thinking, by the way, when they're shifting everybody up this way?

1:20:45🔗 Drew You would think there'd be some sort of protection from a labor standpoint.

1:20:48🔗 Adam Well, I don't think, to me, that's something that has become a science recently. I don't think it used to be, it wouldn't be a bonafide labor dispute.

1:20:58🔗 Diane Farr Well, it might be a union thing, but it doesn't sound like a union job. So if there's no union.

1:21:04🔗 Drew Employers have a certain responsibility.

1:21:06🔗 Adam A lot of jobs do that, but you do, I would imagine, lose a fair amount of productivity with people who are off their game. So I don't know what can you tell him to do though? I mean, he's got to get on a schedule. There's no getting used to this. So what should he do? It's not going to screw him up down the road though.

1:21:26🔗 Drew Not necessarily.

1:21:28🔗 Adam All right. So look for a new gig or climb the ladder and get to the point where you're making the schedule. Where do you want to go here? Oh, Casey. 30, one, one, five, hey, Casey?

1:21:40🔗 Yeah.

1:21:41🔗 Adam Hey, you're 30.

1:21:42🔗 Caller Hey, what's going on?

1:21:43🔗 Adam What is up?

1:21:44🔗 Caller Hey, Epididymitis, had a question about it. Do you, you familiar with that?

1:21:48🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

1:21:49🔗 Caller Well, what can cause it? I was told I had it.

1:21:53🔗 Drew It can cause, nothing can cause it. No obvious cause. It can be caused by infection or bacteria getting into the urethra. It can be caused by an STD. It can be caused by prostate infections or inflammation.

1:22:04🔗 Adam We haven't heard the Epididymitis for a while.

1:22:06🔗 Drew Not a while. It's a pretty common thing though. Is that right? It's an inflammation infection of the little, give me the book.

1:22:12🔗 Adam No, of the prostate?

1:22:14🔗 Drew No, of the cap that sits on top of your testes. Your nut gets swollen and tender. It hurts when you pee.

1:22:21🔗 Adam Really?

1:22:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:22:22🔗 Adam Fantastic.

1:22:23🔗 Diane Farr They didn't tell you what you got it from?

1:22:25🔗 Caller No, actually they couldn't. Like I said, the doctor that was doing a little exam and all that kind of stuff, he said it could happen, that like infections could get caught in your bloodstream and somehow end up there.

1:22:39🔗 Drew Well, actually, it's not so much the bloodstream, the thing, diarrhea, anything that the lymphatics that drain out of that area can trigger this too. Sometimes they don't know what the heck does it. He's talking about the guy doing the exam. This is what he's talking about.

1:22:52🔗 Diane Farr That's why he said in all that stuff, I'm like, oh, that's got to be a rough exam.

1:22:56🔗 Adam Putting the finger up there.

1:22:58🔗 Caller No, no, no, no, he didn't do that.

1:23:00🔗 Adam No finger? Stuff this foot up there? What did he do?

1:23:04🔗 Caller He just did the testicle exam.

1:23:06🔗 Drew Well, normally they check the prostate too.

1:23:08🔗 Caller No, they didn't do that.

1:23:10🔗 Adam All right. Well, don't worry. That's coming.

1:23:13🔗 Drew Fullerton.

1:23:14🔗 Caller One of the reasons I had a question about it is because, you know, on the cause of it or whatever was because I started mentioning it and I told my buddy, I was like, man, my nuts are killing me after ejaculate or whatever. He goes, all right, well, he goes, what did it feel like? So I described it to him and he told me that he had this, he went on this long run or whatever, you know, and actually didn't wear a jaw strap, I guess. And he ended up having the same thing and was diagnosed with epithetomitis.

1:23:40🔗 Drew Well, yeah. Probably didn't get it from the long run, not from his nuts knocking around. That's not typically how it's thought of.

1:23:46🔗 Adam So is there anything one could do to avoid this epithetomitis?

1:23:52🔗 Drew Not get an STD, wear a condom, that kind of thing. But at this point, they actually advise that he wears like a jockey underwear and it supports the testicles even when he sleeps, takes an anti-inflammatory, takes an antibiotic, doesn't hold his urine, evacuates the bladder frequently, don't delay ejaculation.

1:24:06🔗 Adam Well, done and done.

1:24:10🔗 Drew Quick, don't delay.

1:24:12🔗 Adam I'm a huge fan of the testicular support, by the way. Never been a boxer short man.

1:24:18🔗 Drew This is all prostate hygiene.

1:24:21🔗 Adam What is it with the boxer shorts, by the way, where it's... To me, you're wearing shorts under your pants. I mean, they're shorts. I know this sounds ridiculous, and a lot of guys do this, but to me, the boxers... Are you scared you're going to get S on your pants? Can you just stuff a napkin down your ass? I mean, why wear the undershorts? That's what I'm saying.

1:24:43🔗 Drew That's sort of where my brain goes with it, too.

1:24:45🔗 Diane Farr Well, now they sort of have the in-between, though. The midways are great, because they're attractive like this boxer sort of are.

1:24:53🔗 Drew They fit better. They don't ride up anywhere.

1:24:56🔗 Adam The boxer shorts, they ball up and go right up the ass. That's a number one. The legs are long on them, so sometimes a leg will ride up, but another one's coming down, and inevitably the fly opens up. If you just stand around in boxer shorts, the fly just gapes open, and your penis hangs out.

1:25:16🔗 Drew The hard part is, you're walking, that happens, and the penis now rubbing against the pants.

1:25:19🔗 Diane Farr Oh my God, because now he's trapped outside, right?

1:25:21🔗 Adam Yes. When your penis comes out of that fly, it needs to be corrected immediately, even if you're in front of the queen. You do this motion where you grab the pants and lean back.

1:25:34🔗 Drew You're wearing the briefs, the correction is complete. You do that in boxers, and it just goes right back out again immediately.

1:25:43🔗 Adam And zero support. Your penis and testicles just dangle in space.

1:25:50🔗 Drew Adam's got this thing where his testes, the gravity has had a profound effect on his testes in the course of his life.

1:25:56🔗 Adam Really?

1:25:57🔗 Diane Farr He's told you about it or you've examined it?

1:25:59🔗 Drew I've had to examine his job. I had to. He had warts and I had to check it.

1:26:06🔗 Adam I had warts. That's why you paid me the $100. Yes. And believe me, getting $100, I bet Drew I didn't have warts.

1:26:14🔗 Diane Farr Really?

1:26:14🔗 Adam He bet me I did, which made me think he had warts. But he said a visual inspection wouldn't be enough for him. And for anyone who knows Drew to know that he parted with $100, that is huge for him.

1:26:30🔗 Drew Really?

1:26:30🔗 Adam So he dumped, is it acetic acid?

1:26:32🔗 Drew Acetic acid, yeah.

1:26:33🔗 Adam On my penis.

1:26:35🔗 Drew No! That's how you look for the little wart.

1:26:37🔗 Diane Farr Oh, I'm thinking like some sort of acid that's going to eat away at the skin to see if there's a wart underneath.

1:26:46🔗 Adam I agree to that.

1:26:47🔗 Drew And we had a big magnifying glass with a wood's light, a big black light.

1:26:51🔗 Adam Oh my goodness.

1:26:52🔗 Drew Magnifying glass so I could find his penis. And then we examined it.

1:26:56🔗 Adam Right. Yeah.

1:26:58🔗 Drew And what the testes did get in the way, they were hanging quite impressive.

1:27:03🔗 Adam Squeaky clean. Squeaky clean.

1:27:05🔗 Drew He put a stunt penis in place.

1:27:06🔗 Adam Pristine. Pristine.

1:27:08🔗 Drew A pristine stunt penis.

1:27:10🔗 Adam Suspicious. Suspicious.

1:27:11🔗 Drew There it was.

1:27:12🔗 Caller That was that moment.

1:27:16🔗 Adam Alright, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Diane Farr is here tonight from the job. 930, Wednesday nights, ABC. And we'll be right back.

1:27:25🔗 Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

1:28:05🔗 Adam Hey, Loveline, everybody. Oh, no, forget about that phone. Diane Farr is our guest tonight. She was our favorite Loveline co-host. There for 165 shows, we just learned.

1:28:20🔗 Diane Farr Well, thank you.

1:28:21🔗 Adam And on those glory days on MTV, and now she's parlayed that into a good gig on ABC. She's once a night on the job. 9.30. All righty. And it's a pretty decent theatrical career, too. Doing some movies and writing books.

1:28:41🔗 Caller Oh, that's right.

1:28:42🔗 Adam Yep. Really squashed us.

1:28:45🔗 Diane Farr Oh, I listen to you all.

1:28:47🔗 Adam That's true. I know. I'm big time.

1:28:50🔗 Diane Farr Just doing really good. It's in five languages in about seven countries. Wow. Yeah, like Taiwan bought the book, like China, Japan. Like Japan would almost make sense or sort of like mod. But, you know, they call up like, oh, this country bought the book today. It was like, whoa.

1:29:10🔗 Adam That's the girl code, by the way. And it's a really good name for a book. I didn't read it. I haven't.

1:29:19🔗 Diane Farr You know, you know, and I sent you one too, didn't I?

1:29:21🔗 Adam Yes.

1:29:22🔗 Diane Farr I sent you both books.

1:29:23🔗 Adam My master excuse is I have not read our book that we wrote. So how can I read anyone else's?

1:29:29🔗 Drew Our book was sitting around my dress this morning, and I was reading the back cover, and I realized I never read the back cover.

1:29:35🔗 Adam Oh, really? What was on it?

1:29:37🔗 Drew A description of what's in the book.

1:29:38🔗 Adam Oh, and Drew spent the first eight chapters thanking his wife.

1:29:45🔗 Diane Farr Well, thank God you thanked her. I'll send in too, first of all.

1:29:48🔗 Adam I guess I did, didn't I? Listen, here's my whole thing with those books. You got to thank everybody. Our manager was pissed that we didn't thank him on there. Kiss my ass. You give me my money back and I'll thank you. Here's some money. Thanks. Screw you. This whole business is crazy. With everyone's got to, it's like you need a ton of money, and you need credits, and you need thanks, and you need fruit baskets. No, here's the deal. The reason you get someone a fruit basket and a mention is because they don't give them anything.

1:30:18🔗 Diane Farr Right.

1:30:19🔗 Adam When a guy comes over and works on your house, for free. Yeah, a guy comes over and works on your house for free. You give him a six pack and a big thanks and a, hey, appreciate it, buddy, and anything you need. Here's a couple of tickets to the K-Rock concert. Guy comes over and charges you a bunch of money. You don't give him a gift basket. Hollywood is, we're going to rape you for a whole bunch of money, and then our feelings will be hurt if you don't give us a thanks. Why? You thank me. Jesus Christ. These producer credits, it's ridiculous. Jenny?

1:30:51🔗 Caller Yes.

1:30:52🔗 Adam You're 18?

1:30:53🔗 Caller Yes.

1:30:53🔗 Adam You've been on hold for 137 minutes?

1:30:56🔗 Caller Yeah. Oh, wow.

1:30:58🔗 Adam Wow, is that longer than two hours? Yes. Yes? Jesus Christ. We're out of time, baby. Now, what's up?

1:31:07🔗 Caller Well, like, I want to say, like, 10 or 11 years ago, I was sexually molested by a cousin of mine.

1:31:13🔗 Adam Okay. And, Drew, you kind of spoken to her, like, three hours ago?

1:31:16🔗 Drew Are you ready to do something about this?

1:31:18🔗 Caller The thing is, I didn't even know. I don't want to say about a year ago, but when I started having, like, all these memories of it.

1:31:26🔗 Drew All right. Well, are you ready now to deal with it? I don't know.

1:31:29🔗 Caller I think it never really bothered me before. Like, I just, you know, pushed it on the back of my mind.

1:31:35🔗 Drew Well, that's not realistic. That's how you dealt with it, but now you're having some more realistic feelings about it, and they're unpleasant.

1:31:40🔗 Caller Yeah, maybe about the past month.

1:31:43🔗 Drew Yeah, it's time to get some help with this so you can sort this out once and for all. This is an opportunity.

1:31:48🔗 Adam How old were you?

1:31:49🔗 Caller I can't even remember. I know he was, like, in his teens, and he's, like, nine years older than I am.

1:31:54🔗 Adam And did this happen more than once?

1:31:57🔗 Caller It happened, like, twice, but on the same day.

1:32:00🔗 Adam Well, still better than it go... You know, a lot of people we talk to, this happened over the course of years.

1:32:06🔗 Drew Or it's their father doing this.

1:32:07🔗 Adam Right. So here's the deal, Jenny. I know it's painful, but it's good that it's coming to the surface.

1:32:14🔗 Drew Some people can't even get to these feelings.

1:32:16🔗 Caller No, but no, I don't want to, like, go on for the rest of my life knowing that I was actually in love with it. You know? I mean, I was dealing with it fine when I didn't know about it, and now... until like 10, 11 years, I'm getting like all these memories.

1:32:30🔗 Drew Okay, but you're missing our point. This is... it did happen.

1:32:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:34🔗 Drew And now here's your chance to deal with it and put it away. But you have to get help with this. Their unrealistic position was pretending it didn't happen.

1:32:43🔗 Caller Like, I wanted to, but then, like, the counselors at school, they first need to, if I call the police, and they want to do, like, all these reports, and I didn't want it to get really big, because I haven't really talked to him or seen him, actually, like, in four years.

1:32:55🔗 Adam Well, okay, how about just dealing with it, not through the police, but, you know, with a therapist and talking to a counselor, kind of thing.

1:33:03🔗 Caller I want to, but I don't want to tell my parents about it.

1:33:05🔗 Drew Well, then, don't tell them who did it. Just talk about what you're feeling.

1:33:08🔗 Diane Farr We didn't say to tell your parents.

1:33:10🔗 Drew Well, then, she's afraid the therapists are going to force her.

1:33:13🔗 Adam You're 18 years old. You can talk to somebody.

1:33:15🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:33:16🔗 Adam All right? All right, baby, take care.

1:33:18🔗 Drew Thank you.

1:33:20🔗 Adam Just do something on it.

1:33:21🔗 Diane Farr Do they still have the RAIN Foundation?

1:33:23🔗 Drew Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, RAIN, with Tori Amos.

1:33:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:33:26🔗 Diane Farr Right.

1:33:27🔗 Adam Yeah, there's plenty of organizations that are out now that are all about helping these kinds of problems.

1:33:32🔗 Drew That number is 800-656-4673. 656-4673.

1:33:39🔗 Diane Farr And they don't have to tell your parents, and it's free. No, that's right.

1:33:41🔗 Adam And she never wrote that down. So you can give that number out when we come back.

1:33:45🔗 Drew All right, guys, here's the deal.

1:33:47🔗 Caller You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:33:50🔗 Caller One call is all you need to make.

1:33:52🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:33:53🔗 Drew 877-889-DATE.

1:34:37🔗 Adam All right. Well, that's it. Two hours in the wink of a ferret's eye.

1:34:43🔗 Drew We should see Diane again in another three years.

1:34:46🔗 Adam She'll probably be too big for us.

1:34:48🔗 Drew That's true.

1:34:49🔗 Diane Farr Oh, yeah. We're just huge out there, flying around. You'll probably see me in three weeks. We'll all be at the unemployment line together.

1:34:55🔗 Caller Yay!

1:34:58🔗 Diane Farr I miss you both very much after this evening. This was very fun.

1:35:01🔗 Drew After this evening before this evening, she was worth it.

1:35:04🔗 Adam I counted her as a friend, Drew. I don't know about you. The job, it's Wednesday night at 9.30 on ABC. Go see what everyone's talking about and see what a fine, fine actress Diane Farr is. So we'll take a little extendo break and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

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