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7:09🔗VoiceoverAdam Carolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.
7:14🔗AdamHey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, yeah. Board-certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Dr. Drew's in Atlanta tonight.
7:37🔗AdamYeah, good times. Thanks for the flu shot yesterday.
7:40🔗DrewWell, it's a good thing it didn't cover colds. You got it. You got your carrot juice there?
7:44🔗AdamNo, I don't. And how dare you? This it's it's it's been hanging around for a couple of days. And you know what? Made its move today.
7:53🔗DrewYeah. Yeah. It's actually one of the reasons I think I was thinking about giving you the flu shot. You've been complaining for about a week about vague symptoms and how here we are.
8:18🔗DrewYeah. She wanted to survive long around you and your friends.
8:21🔗AdamNo, she would have never made it back in the day. She's you know, she's a she's a frail little flower. She's she's meant to be admired and looked at and stroked and smelled, smelt, smelded. All right. So Drew in Atlanta, what time is it? Was it two hours there or three hours?
8:58🔗DrewYeah. I mean, I bet better than it continues to be better than it used to be getting through an airport.
9:02🔗AdamRight. So you just blew right through there.
9:05🔗DrewOh, and I was at the Delta counter. I flew Delta and they were fantastic. But they reminded me that you had to disparage them more than once on the air. Well, they were the airline that was bizarre as it is. I was telling you last night how happy it was flying Delta because they always left on time because of that law, that rule, they shut the door, no matter what, with 10 minutes ago.
9:25🔗AdamThe one, the time you were on the plane and they wouldn't let me on the plane, and you got off of the plane, and then we were both stuck off of the plane.
9:34🔗DrewStanding there waving at the pilot for half an hour.
9:35🔗AdamAnd your $2,000 camel hair duster was on the plane that your wife got you and was going to cut your balls off if she found out that you left it on the plane.
9:45🔗DrewWell, when I'm flying without you, I love the fact they shut the door at a certain time because the plane leaves at a certain time that way.
10:06🔗AdamThis is what we were looking for, though. It wasn't.
10:08🔗DrewIt's bad. It's bad for the airlines. I mean, all right.
10:11🔗AdamBut it keeps all the riffraff off the planes.
10:13🔗DrewI know. I know you're literally a millionaire. I'll have to have your certain kind of care.
10:18🔗AdamWell, you know, me, Drew, I don't like deal dealing with what I call commoners. These are regular folks. Sometimes they brush up against you when you're getting on to the plane. They look at you as they pass you in first class. You know what I mean?
11:16🔗DrewIs it a fungus, Drew? It's a fungus. And some body funguses are transmissible. I've never heard of jock itch going from person to person. So if it is, it must not be very transmissible. And guys get it as a result of keeping that environment kind of moist out on the athletic fields and hanging the jock up in the locker without properly sort of cleaning it. I've not heard of it being sexually transmitted.
11:43🔗CallerI don't have one right now, but I certainly wouldn't want to get in a position where I'd be worrying about that.
11:50🔗DrewThese days, it should be so easy to clear that up. Just keep it dry, get some Lamisil or Lote Tremendous. These things over the counter that you've got right now, there's a ton of great antifungal creams you can get that are extremely effective. Just go do that.
12:37🔗AdamTake a squeegee to your balls every night before you go to bed.
12:40🔗DrewA lot of my older patients get various kinds of yeast and fungus is down there. And I tell them to take out a hand-held hairdryer and just get it just completely dried out. Really helps.
12:49🔗AdamOh, that's a beautiful picture. Some 80 year old guy sitting on the head with the hairdryer halfway up his ass blowing those gray pubic hairs around.
12:59🔗DrewYeah, the ones I'm talking about don't have the strength to get on to the head.
13:11🔗CallerAnd we saw her at the store and we think she told us where she was and everything. And she told us that she had lost her virginity and been doing other stuff.
14:00🔗AdamOh, and you got into that. That's nice. And where is she staying?
14:04🔗CallerShe is actually in an abandoned building.
14:07🔗DrewOh, wow. Good. That's not good. You need to find a way to help her.
14:12🔗CallerI'm wondering if I should tell the mom because yeah, really, this is there's a difference. She's done it. She's done like three other times.
14:19🔗DrewWell, be that as it may, there's a difference between keeping confidence and secrets that are sick, frankly, that hurt people if you sort of feed into their desire to stay under people's radar. This is her doing things that are dangerous, putting yourself in harm's way. She may not trust you as a friend because of it, but you're actually doing what's right, which is to try to help her.
14:51🔗AdamYou do? All right. Well, tell mom and tell mom where she is.
14:54🔗DrewAnd if you don't want to go through the parents, you could even tell the Department of Social Services, some specific agency to try to go help her.
15:00🔗AdamTell your friend. It's your best friend's sister, right? Yeah.
15:09🔗AdamWell, that's weird. But look, if she said, this is the building I'm staying in and her brother was standing there, then she's asking whether she knows it consciously or not. That's a cry for help. I mean, she's asking to be discovered. If you don't want to be discovered while your own brother is standing there and you know he's going home, you're not going to say where you're staying.
15:52🔗DrewI'm trying to make it squeak and it won't.
15:54🔗AdamNina. There you go. Nina. Nina. Nina. Nina. You're a 20. And I called him Nina because I had a neighbor. I had a name. I grew up with a neighbor named Nina for some reason name like Nina. Must have. All right.
17:01🔗AdamOkay. I thought you said D and double D. Yeah. C and double D. All right. I would focus on the double D if I was dating you. That would be my angle. And I would pair that up with my one ball that is bigger. That would be my dating strategy if Nina and I were together.
17:20🔗AdamHow dare you, Drew? Keep it up your ass. Nina? Yeah. Yeah. We get this call all the time.
17:28🔗DrewYeah. Different directionality, different sizes, very common. Plastic surgeons correct this kind of thing all the time. If you're interested, but it sounds like Adam, who is sort of a connoisseur of this sort of thing, is not the least bit slowed down.
17:42🔗AdamNo, you give me one nostril that's two cup sizes bigger. I got a problem with that. The breast is OK. We know when you put a bra on and put a sweater on, does it look fine?
17:54🔗It depends on what I'm wearing. I mean, like a cardigan or something with a, you know, like a button. You can't really tell that much.
20:04🔗DrewThat's what I asked. You're becoming a caller right in front of my eyes. Well, what I said, you have you do you get cold medicine? No, I took a couple of contact. Let's reenact.
20:13🔗AdamWell, OK, but but hold on a second. Wiseacre, you're suggesting that I'm out of it, right? And so I thought you were alluding to something like Nyquil that I was talking to you about.
20:24🔗DrewNo, contact will really put you on your keister.
22:15🔗CallerSo I did this about half the time, right? About five years. And now I guess a couple of months ago, I started coughing this stuff up and it kind of tastes like semen.
22:30🔗AdamNo, you're coughing it up. It's in your lungs.
22:33🔗DrewThat's what happens. Did you finish high school, Darryl?
22:36🔗AdamNo, he's BSing. He coughed up something that tastes like semen. Let me tell you what you're coughing up. You're coughing up your boyfriend's semen. That's not your semen. You should have told the guy to pull out.
22:55🔗DrewDarryl, that semen, you're put him on hold. I can't stand this. Okay. If he's not BS-ing, the degree of ignorance is, I can't handle it. When you do that little technique of pushing under the perineum there, it pushes the semen back into your bladder and then you pee it out. Doesn't go anywhere else. It goes into your bladder.
24:04🔗DrewYeah, but they both can. They both definitely can. Pretty much all the psychiatrically active, the psychotropic meds can cause weight gain or weight loss. They change your appetite centers a little bit.
24:14🔗CallerYeah, because when I was a kid, I was like really skinny. Yeah.
24:23🔗DrewYou're fat. You might talk to the doctor about it. There are things that can be added to or maybe get some vacation off, a holiday off some of these drugs to try to get your diet under control a bit. It's hard to lose the weight. Once that weight has been established with these medications, it's very hard to lose.
24:39🔗DrewI don't know why. I don't have an explanation for it. It's been my experience that people have a difficult time losing it. You know, your body fights to stay at whatever weight you've had it at for a while. You know what I mean?
25:02🔗CallerThe last six months it's been bad. Well, I see what like Adam was talking about like the other day about how it's like the anti-depressants don't help actually worsen that because you get way gained sexual problems.
25:15🔗DrewWhat I was saying was you shouldn't be satisfied with incomplete treatment. And incomplete treatment includes side effects that are unacceptable that could affect your relationships that could really substantially influence the quality of life that you maintain.
26:06🔗AdamBut hold on, let's everyone do that. You know, I'm 6'2, and if I get over 200 pounds, I start looking fat. If I get over like 195, I start looking fat.
26:15🔗DrewYou know, some people, though, just don't, you know what I mean? They just look big.
26:18🔗AdamYeah, they look big. But 5'10, they ain't. Damien, how tall are you?
26:45🔗Adam195. So this guy's got an inch and 45 pounds on Damien. That's a jukebox there. Okay. Well, maybe just got like heavy teeth. All right. You play sports?
27:26🔗AdamYes. How was I discovered? I was a boxing instructor and I was teaching my good partner, Jimmy Kimmel, how to box, even though I didn't know who he was at the time.
27:38🔗DrewYou know, tell the whole story. Let's tell the story.
27:40🔗AdamI did say porn in the late seventies. All right. I'll tell the story. Here's the thing I want all the kids to know too. When I volunteered to teach Jimmy Kimmel how to box for a morning radio stunt about six or seven years ago, I did not know him before that time. People seem to have trouble, you know, when you're friends with somebody or you're partners with somebody. They figured, oh, you taught him how to box, but you must have known him before that somehow.
28:10🔗DrewOr that's your break, Adam. You knew Jimmy Kimmel.
28:13🔗AdamYes, I did not know Jimmy Kimmel. I heard Kevin Bean, the Flagship Station Morning Show over here in Los Angeles, talking about boxing, and I was working as a boxing instructor. So I called up to train either Jimmy or Michael, the maintenance man, the guy he was going to box to box. I didn't know either one of them, and I didn't care which one I trained. I just happened to get Jimmy. I trained.
28:38🔗DrewYou had a little bit of a plan. You thought you could do something on the radio.
28:41🔗AdamI mean, you know, I wanted to learn about the radio. I wanted to check it out. I just thought it would be cool just to go in one morning and take a look-see, but I didn't have any plan. I thought maybe I could answer the phones or something, maybe. Best case scenario. And I met Jimmy, and Jimmy turned out to be a good guy and a bad boxer. And I made friends with Jimmy. I only had like 10 days or less than two weeks to train him. And I made friends with him, and he lost the fight. But he said, you're a pretty funny guy. You ought to try to do something to get on the radio. So I came up with a character and I got on the radio and I did it a few times. And Drew, then you used to listen to the morning show and still do.
29:24🔗DrewI do listen every morning, but I used to listen to your Saturday shift.
29:28🔗AdamOh, that's right. They gave me a little Saturday shift for my character.
29:33🔗DrewYeah. And that's when I said, we got to get that guy up to an and actually was very enthusiastic about getting you up. And you came up as a guest.
29:39🔗AdamRemember that I was actually a guest on this show when it was a local LA show before I was the host of this show. Now, that is weird.
29:50🔗DrewYeah, that is weird. And we thought nothing more of it because it was sort of a failure. And then but then the fellow that I was broadcasting with Ricky Rackham at the time passed on the opportunity to do the TV show.
30:01🔗DrewAnd people turned to me and said, well, who do you want to do this? And I said, hell, if I know. And I thought of Adam a couple of days later. I know, I know.
30:10🔗AdamBut you know, well, because I was the only person you knew.
30:29🔗AdamLine one. That's Will. Will is 22. I want to know if it's normal for a guy his age to have wet dreams still. And you know my policy. I would pay $250 per wet dream. You know that, Drew?
30:45🔗DrewI thought it was a little higher than that.
31:11🔗CallerLoveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla on 94.7 NRK.
31:27🔗AdamHey, everybody. It's me. It's your beloved Adam. And that's your consistent Dr. Drew. Drew's in Atlanta tonight. It's getting a little late over there for Dr. Drew.
31:52🔗DrewI am gonna have dinner with her. I'm fascinated to see if Jimmy shows up. That'll be very, very interesting.
31:57🔗AdamYou think they would. I mean, you figure it's his wife, right?
32:00🔗DrewIt's his wife, but I bet he's on the road a lot doing stuff. But to me, that would be a huge deal to have dinner with Jimmy and Roslyn Carter.
33:02🔗GuestLike it'll it'll go away sometimes, but then it'll come back.
33:06🔗DrewAnd have you taken antibiotics for it? No, I would think you're only you have two options. One is obviously to take out the foreign body, the piercing.
33:20🔗GuestBecause, okay, they're barbells and there's a ball on either side of them and they won't come undone. I even went back to my piercer and asked her to take them out and she couldn't.
34:32🔗AdamOkay. So here's what you do. You find the side that finally, by the way, we've been able to marry a mechanical problem with one of our bizarre medical problems.
35:08🔗AdamYeah. So you just twist it a quarter turn. Just so it's basically heading down. And then you just put a little drop on the shaft there and it runs down to where the threads are.
35:21🔗AdamAnd you let it sit there for a few seconds. You do the same thing to the other side. And you just let it sit there for ten minutes. You don't let it rub in. Now just hold on a second. Then you got to grab yourself. You got any pliers?
35:51🔗AdamJust lock it on. And then just take the plier and make sure there's no skin underneath it. So if it slips off, you don't grab anything. As a matter of fact, why don't you take like a nice... You have anything made of leather?
36:04🔗DrewWhere's she calling from? Maybe she can come down. You can show her, Adam.
36:06🔗AdamShe's in Bakersfield. But seeing how she's living in Bakersfield, she probably has never reliable transportation or she wouldn't stay there.
36:15🔗DrewShe has a telephone. She probably had to climb up the pole.
36:16🔗AdamTake like green acres. Take like a tube sock or something and rest it over your breast. So you have a little padding there and just grab on to it with the plier side and start turning it. It'll break loose.
36:28🔗DrewIf not, the jewelers can actually take the things apart.
36:33🔗DrewAnd there is another option. You could take a course of antibiotics to see if you can eradicate. There may be just some small bits of bacteria left behind each time you get one of these infections and you could try to eradicate that. But the most desirable intervention would be to take out the barbell.
36:47🔗AdamYeah, one of that things just seized on there. They should put a little anti-seize on there. It's a little molly lube on there before they clamp it up. Will?
37:01🔗CallerActually, it's kind of like a two-part question. OK, every once in a while, I guess I can't really control my dreams that well. And I have dreams of sexual things and I'll have a wet dream.
37:13🔗DrewYou say you can't control them and you can't force yourself to have one of these every night.
37:17🔗CallerNo, I can't like no. But if I will, if I got a bit thinking about sex, I mean, if I go to bed thinking about something, that's pretty much what I'm going to dream about.
37:25🔗CallerSo if I go to bed thinking about sex and probably I have a dream about it, so I'll probably have a wet dream. And then also I wonder if maybe it's like something like if it's like psychological, like because also I don't have sex a whole lot, even though I'm married. But I was wondering if that's also a reason. Maybe I just get too excited and I can't last that long or having sex either.
37:43🔗DrewYeah. But if you're not having sex very frequently, maybe that's the big problem. Maybe that's why you're sort of going off too quick is you're sort of built up.
37:50🔗CallerYeah. Well, that's what I think. And would that could also be the reason for me having my wet dreams and stuff?
38:33🔗CallerAnd so, yeah, she's it's one of those mental things for her that.
38:38🔗AdamYeah. Well, that that listen, that's a tough situation. She's got to get herself some therapy for herself. Not so she can have. Yeah, that's that's fantastic. It's like someone with bad teeth, not liking dentists.
38:51🔗AdamTough ass. She's got to go more than regular people.
38:54🔗CallerRight. They don't do anything for her. They just ask her how she feels about it. And she's pretty much, I don't know, she says they don't really tell her any like yes or no questions, though.
39:01🔗DrewWell, that's good. After about nine years of that, she may understand what the process is about.
39:05🔗AdamRight. She's got to get back involved with that. You understand? I know she likes to oversimplify and say there's nothing going on and they just say they just nod their head and that's it. She's got to get involved with that process. And you, your homework is to start beating off more. You beat off before you go to bed, I guarantee. I haven't had a wet, I've had like two wet dreams in the last 23 years.
39:29🔗DrewAnd think, Adam, all you'd have to do is skip like one day of activity.
39:32🔗AdamNot worth it. Not going to chance that. You know why, Drew? Because what if? No, no, listen. Rittle me this. What if, and just what if, I don't beat off one night before I go to bed? Yeah. And then for some reason, I don't have the wet dream. Oh, then who's to blame? Do you see what I'm saying? Now I'm behind and I'll never make it up again. I'll never get that one back. Do you understand what I'm saying?
40:04🔗AdamYeah. OK, wise guy. So next time you bring up an idea like that, a scheme like that, I suggest you think about it first. OK, I'm sorry. OK, man. Hey, I'm sorry for flying off there.
40:59🔗DrewColumbus. We were in Columbus. Then we went to the German town outside of Columbus and had dinner at. I can't remember. Anyway, what's up, Kim?
41:07🔗CallerOkay. What I want to. I have a question since you're on the East Coast time tonight, Drew, so you know where I'm at. It's pretty late here. Well, after my kids went to sleep, I was mopping the floor and I slipped and I went down on my wrist. That's like I used to break my fall. And my hand has really swollen up. The pain goes all the way up to my elbow. And I can only like all my fingers are just, I mean, I just have no strength in them. I can't pick up even the lightest of anything.
41:59🔗AdamI don't know if I sprained it or broke it.
42:01🔗CallerI can't get to an ER room tonight because my youngest one is seven and my oldest is 19, but my 19 year old, he is the soundest sleeper in the entire world.
43:17🔗AdamOh, is that what they do with the wiggle the fingers? Yeah. All right, but she should put ice on it, shouldn't she?
43:23🔗DrewYeah, ice it, elevate it, see an orthopedist in the morning, OK? They'll cast it. And what's up? Tonight, they would just immobilize it. They might cast it in the ER, but you've got a few hours here. It's probably OK, provided that you don't start getting numbness in the hand or the swelling gets so severe that the pain becomes uncontrolled. Because you can actually break blood vessels. Other things can happen. You get other complications there.
43:43🔗AdamAll right, so put a six pack of Mountain Dew on it and keep it elevated. And what's up with that 19 year old?
43:51🔗CallerWell, he's just a really sound sleeper ever since he's been about 12.
43:55🔗AdamAre you saying you couldn't wake him up?
43:57🔗CallerOh, no. He's like, I mean, someone could come in here and rob us and carry him out on the bed and he'd never know. I hate those guys.
44:08🔗AdamSo you mean you're telling me that if you you had an emergency where you had to take yourself into the emergency room tonight, you could not go wake him up to look after your seven year old or three year old.
44:31🔗AdamOK, Drew, Drew. Yeah. Maybe I'm just really jealous and resentful because I sleep so lightly. Yeah. But guys who sleep really heavy. Yeah. Don't you think they're kind of retarded?
45:04🔗AdamAnd then you wait till it went down before you ran in the kids room.
45:06🔗DrewNo, I'd keep. I'd just start running. I wouldn't know.
45:08🔗AdamWell, yeah. But your kids room is several thousand yards away from your room. So you'd probably be depleted of, you know, body fluids by the time you got there. And the the the bone.
45:19🔗DrewI have to take. There's an aerial tram I have to get on.
47:04🔗AdamAll righty. I like those guys over there. Beautiful country. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. And let's get back to Dwayne, who's 19, got shot in the nuts with a BB gun.
47:18🔗CallerYeah, man. Basically, I was just out drinking some beer and, you know, we got our BB guns out.
48:24🔗CallerYeah, sometimes we shoot toothpicks at each other.
48:26🔗AdamYeah, I once got shot with a, it actually was a toothpick. I was sitting on the toilet at my friend's house. He kicked open the door, put the thing right against my chest and shot me the toothpick. I still got the scar.
49:45🔗DrewThat's what I heard, too. I'm being a blank.
49:47🔗AdamNo, it was supposed to be a blank, but there was a there was a live round in it.
49:51🔗CallerNo, man. What happened was he shot the blank, and then the pieces of the blank came out and hit him, and it was just like a bullet, but it was a blank that just messed up.
50:13🔗AdamAll right. I heard that story, too, but I thought it was a live round.
50:18🔗CallerNo, man. That would just be stupid. Who would have live rounds around that kind of thing?
50:22🔗AdamWell, you see, you understand it's this is where it becomes a tragic mistake. It was a they did it and it was like a non-union gig. They did it like out of the state and they had stuff up. No, no. Hold on a second. How dare both of you question me? They did. It was a non-union thing and they didn't have proper gun wranglers. Anyone who's been on a set knows that they won't even hand you a fake gun without a gun wrangler. You can't do anything involving guns without a gun specialist who's in charge and who checks them out to you and all that stuff. There's a whole bunch of regulations about it. But they did this in a non-union situation. They didn't have a professional gun wrangler. And that these bullets, that these blanks were essentially slugs that just had the slug taken out of them. They were rounds without the slugs in them and one had a slug in it.
51:16🔗AdamThat's what I heard. Because he was shot through a grocery bag from a distance of like two or three feet. So if it was just a blank, how would that how would that blow out his stomach?
51:31🔗AdamThis is I thought it was his chest, but maybe it was his stomach.
51:35🔗DrewIt must be chest. Adam is hard to die quickly from.
51:38🔗AdamNot too far apart. And John Eric Hexham was put a blank gun to his head on a set and pulled the trigger. And apparently just the concussion killed him. Because if you take a blank, you take a real blank, like a.44 and hold it up to a beer can or something, it'll just shred it, even if there's no slug in it.
52:00🔗AdamOK. Let's find out the answer to that, that Brandon Lee thing anyway, just to make sure. So anyway, Dwayne got shot in the nut. Where'd the BB go? Did it lodge in the sack?
52:10🔗CallerWell, no, it just hit it. And then, you know, it kind of opened up a little wound. He's bleeding a little bit. And, you know, that was the test.
54:15🔗DrewIt's beautiful hearing you eat with the nasally...
54:17🔗AdamDamien was floating a theory about the Chinese mafia killing Brandon Lee. That's what I'm saying, okay. Loveline Fastest Grown Outlaw Radio North America. He's back, baby. That's damn good radio. That's edgy radio. That's balls to the wall radio, Drew. You wouldn't know about that, baby. We got ourselves a 50,000 watt flamethrower over here, man.
55:28🔗AdamNow, I was talking about Mrs. Livingston, who was the Asian chick on that show to Damien during the break. So I think I got a little confused. Or was I? Brandon Lee? Yeah. Live round, everybody. Somebody fill us in on that. Amelia? Yes. You're 21?
55:52🔗CallerI'm the manager of a very large telemarketing firm.
55:56🔗GuestAnd one of my representatives came to me and she's like, hey, come in the bathroom. So I went in there and she pointed down. There was this white powdery stuff in one of the stalls. And she said, do you think that's anthrax?
56:07🔗GuestSo I called my boss and I'm like, what should we do? We think we found anthrax in the bathroom. And he said that we should send the two girls home that found it.
56:21🔗GuestSo we sent them home. And then my other boss called up and he's like, what did you do? Okay, I went in there. I cleaned it up and he's like, whoa, you cleaned it up. You came in contact with it.
56:31🔗DrewYeah, you should. You should call your local fire department.
56:36🔗AdamOh, no, someone spilled some cleanser in the bathroom. We got to call the fire department.
56:42🔗GuestThat's the thing. We didn't know what it was. And I just wanted to clean it up so no one else would get freaked out.
56:56🔗GuestHe told me to go home immediately so I wouldn't come into contact with any of the other reps and then go to the hospital, the emergency room in the morning and get tested. Is that a good idea or is that just over-prepared?
57:06🔗DrewIt's overkill. But right now, my sort of orientation, all these things is why not? Why not be super prepared? You know why, Drew?
57:16🔗AdamNo, because they've won. Then they've won.
57:30🔗GuestWell, everyone in my workplace is freaking out. None of the reps know, but all the management is like involved and they think it's a huge deal. And I'm just kind of worried about it.
57:38🔗AdamWell, why would it be in the bathroom on the floor?
57:41🔗GuestI think one of my reps was like, oh, no.
57:43🔗AdamWait a second. Hold on. Hold on, Brandy. Is there anything else that's white in the bathroom of a powdery nature?
57:51🔗Well, one of my reps went in there and she's like, why use the stall earlier? And it wasn't there. So it wasn't there until after the eight o'clock break.
57:57🔗AdamAll right. So somebody went in there with a packet of cremora and they were trying to go number two and dump it in their coffee at the same time.
58:04🔗DrewAre you postulating that somebody is a terrorist in your organization?
58:11🔗AdamAnd let me tell you something. There would not be a there would not be the kind of sympathetic outpouring of the nation if some telemarketers went down.
59:27🔗DrewI'm just telling you, though, for you to get tested, it's reasonable. It's a simple thing. They just do a nasal swab. It's no big deal. Why not? Why not? Why not? That's the question I think people should be asking yourselves. Why not? If there's a good reason why not, then don't. I think it's a why not, you know, not calling the fire department out at night for a very, very unlikely risk.
59:47🔗DrewThat makes sense. You know, that makes sense. I mean, not to bother the fire department, but to not test yourself, that doesn't make sense, because let's say something should turn up. They will have an ability to respond to that then.
59:59🔗AdamI can't afford not to. Thank you. I'll tell you why not, Drew. You know why not? Because they've won.
1:02:06🔗DrewYeah, it's just probably because they're worried about how dehydrated he gets.
1:02:11🔗AdamThey got those hats that you line in. I like to do that to see how big the duke is.
1:02:16🔗DrewI've always been afraid to bring this up with you.
1:02:18🔗AdamCan you give me one of those hats so I can see if I can... Because my personal best would probably be like when I was 22, 23. I probably had a... Probably about a 900cc duke. But I'm thinking I could probably get a thousand now because I was probably only about 180 back then. I'm more like 190 now.
1:04:23🔗DrewBut you're sure it's an emotional thing that gets, gets you going. Because I would want a neurologist to look at you also, just to make sure there's not some neurologic source, the vomiting. I mean, one thing you worry about obviously is gastroenterologic source, but you had that evaluated. The next would be neurological. And you're seeing a psychologist. That's good. I mean, everything's sort of in place. I would just sort of add that in and then keep working hard with the psychologist. I mean, you're getting proper care. There's not much more you can get than good care.
1:04:47🔗AdamAll right. Here's, here's, by the way, the, we've got to the bottom of the Brandon Lee thing, which is somewhere in between the blank and the slug, which is on March 31st, 1993, a hit was put out on him by the Chinese mafia.
1:05:04🔗CallerSo I had phone screener, Damon was right.
1:05:19🔗CallerYeah. Well, what happened was the union workers weren't too experienced with working with guns. So they had to, the director called for two takes of the gun firing into Brandon Lee. The first take was the camera filming directly at the gun when it was a revolver type weapon. So they had to be able to see the bullets in the chamber. So they had actual bullets loaded into cases that had primers that had already been fired. Only one of the cases had a primer that hadn't been fired, but it didn't have any gunpowder in it. So when the primer fired, it only had like a small electrical charge, which drove the bullet out of the casing and into the barrel of the gun. Then when they reloaded the revolver with blanks, the blank had the gunpowder in it and acted as a real bullet to drive the, the, from the, yeah, from the barrel ended.
1:06:15🔗DrewThat shows you how complicated these things can get.
1:06:19🔗AdamRight, right. Yeah, that's what it says. It says the dummy bullet was like lodged in the barrel, and then the charge from the blank shot that out.
1:06:55🔗CallerAnd then another shot of a dummy, or not a dummy, but a double walking through his apartment.
1:07:00🔗AdamWell, the guy could have been stupid. Yeah. Yeah, they shot like, I don't know, seven-eighths of the film, and then he got shot, and they wanted to release it anyway. They had to figure out a way to do it. That's why I always shoot the ending first, in case one of my actors dies on the set. All right. Hey, thanks, Michael.
1:07:19🔗CallerYou guys are the greatest. Drew, you're my idol.
1:07:36🔗DrewMore importantly, here's the lesson. Adam trusted his instincts on this one. It didn't make sense that a blank, a piece of a blank would go through a bag and his chest.
1:07:59🔗CallerI was just discussing with my roommate. We actually have kind of an argument going. Whether he says that if a girl had like starts repeatedly having sex, let's say like five or six times, maybe more, her hips will automatically start to get bigger. But I disagree.
1:08:17🔗DrewHe's not gay. He's just a nerd. He's sitting around with his college buddies talking about this instead of having fun.
1:08:23🔗AdamWell, it is true that the chicks with the big asses are easier to nail, but that's not because they've been, that's just because they have low self-esteem. It's not because someone's been nailing them before.
1:08:32🔗DrewNo, to my knowledge, Joe, there's nothing like this. There is a hormone called relaxin that does relax the...
1:08:39🔗AdamBlack guys use that on their hair, right?
1:08:48🔗DrewThe ligaments that hold the pelvis together. So when a woman is pregnant, there's more space created, but there's no, nothing like that released from just sex itself, to my knowledge.
1:08:59🔗AdamNow, what about when you have kids or you get pregnant? That would do that.
1:09:02🔗DrewThat does it. Oh yeah, yeah. That's the relaxin. That's that hormone.
1:09:14🔗DrewThat was me and my friends in college. The guys is really that's we had too much time, too much studying and too much frustration.
1:09:20🔗AdamBut let me tell you, the sex is no different than sports and that I've always had like two sets of friends. I've had the geeky friends who knew all the statistics on every player who ever played, but could never play worth a damn. And then there were the guys who knew nothing, but were great players. Right. And the guys who sit around and swap numbers and stats, never get in the game. And the guys who got laid all the time didn't know it was called a vagina. It's like that's the garage. I keep my junk in. That's where I put my penis. I don't know what they're called. Labia what? Majora, Minora? Huh? They didn't know one part. Go ahead.
1:10:05🔗CallerYeah. This is just kind of a question that me and my husband are trying to figure out. My husband seems to be able to have sex in his sleep, like actual intercourse. He does it probably about once every week that he'll wake up. Well, we'll both wake up in the act of having sex.
1:10:22🔗AdamAnd I was wondering if that's a common thing that is he using his own ass or is he on you?
1:10:39🔗CallerI don't know on my part, but he normally just remembers rolling over and that's about it. And then he wakes up in the actual process of having sex.
1:10:59🔗DrewHow do you stay asleep? How is it that you stay asleep? I mean, he penetrates you without you waking up?
1:11:06🔗CallerWell, it's more like the act of him penetrating me when I wake up. But it's not until he's like actually in me that he starts to wake up and realize what he's doing.
1:11:15🔗AdamIn California, that's considered rape. Isn't that true?
1:11:21🔗DrewBut Amber, we hear this once in a while. And I've not been able to associate with anything specific, except this is kind of a sleep disorder.
1:11:34🔗DrewAnd when we talk to the guys that do this kind of thing, they often do have some trauma histories and whatnot. But it's nothing specific. Nothing specific associated with this. It is kind of a sleep disorder.
1:12:03🔗AdamOK, Drew, here's what goes on. Remember when you weren't used to sleeping with a woman? It was a big thrill. The idea that there's a naked female lying next to you. Yeah, it was a lot. It's what happens to me during Thanksgiving. I don't make it through the night because there's a pumpkin pie in the refrigerator. I get up at four thirty in the morning and I polish off that pumpkin pie with a boner in my underpants, standing in the kitchen being lit by the light of the fridge and chugging the milk out of the jug. Quite an image. But you know what I'm saying? Yes. Because I go to bed knowing it's there and I can't make it through the entire night because I know it's there. Well, when you're a young guy and you're newly married and there's a naked woman next to you, you don't make it through the night because you know she's there. Right. And this is what happens. And they say in their sleep, but just like that phone call, you get in the middle of the night and you have that conversation. You're not really asleep, but you're in that state where you don't remember it the next morning. Right.
1:14:11🔗CallerYeah. See, but like if I think about it, like it makes me cry because I think about it because I've never had a girlfriend, you know? Shocking.
1:16:13🔗DrewCome on. This guy, like you said, this guy's got it.
1:16:19🔗AdamIt's right near Eubangas, Uranus, and Nardgalas, I think, is also one of the bordering cities of Succo Degas. Hi there, Omar. Go ahead there, baby.
1:17:03🔗DrewOkay. All right. And Omar, what specifically is your question for us? I hate that drop by the way.
1:17:09🔗AdamBoth parents are from Mexico and this guy sounds like he just climbed off a junk.
1:17:14🔗DrewOkay. All right. Omar, what is the question for us?
1:17:16🔗CallerOkay. Let's see. Yeah. Yeah. But see, but like some, some things have, have happened though.
1:17:21🔗DrewLike, what is your question for us? Forget about the history right now. Just what are you looking for from us?
1:17:27🔗CallerLike, yeah. Like why? Or like, yeah. Do you think I should? Do you think? Yeah. I think. Do you think I should? I should like feel like I, as I, as I call it, because I had this feel like, like, I'm going to like rape somebody, you know? So you think I should, I should see a, I do.
1:18:26🔗CallerThe psychologist and I don't know why he told me this, but he was just laughing. He said, he said, he said, he said, have you seen, have you seen, have you seen a huckle? And he was just laughing about it. Why did he do that?
1:18:42🔗DrewWell, that may not have been the best judgment if he had done that.
1:18:45🔗CallerYeah. It was just like, and again, that's why I called.
1:19:28🔗DrewBut I think Omar needs to get back to his cadre. Yeah.
1:19:31🔗AdamYou go in that sun room and just say, hang tight. Talk to your dad about the old days and the second days. Your mom. Your bangus, your anus. We'll take a little break.
1:20:43🔗DrewIt's just so much new buildings, so much development going on here. And again, every time I come to Atlanta, I'm amazed there's sort of no Civil War museum, no Civil War history.
1:21:34🔗AdamAnd so now he wants to know whether he should go to a shrink.
1:21:38🔗DrewWell, he was already seeing what he should continue to see. Here's somebody that says he knows, knows Omar Joe, Joe, you're 19 boy. It's really bearing fruit. All right.
1:22:05🔗GuestHi, I have a question for Dr. Drew. Yeah. I was interested in looking into non-surgical systems for breast enhancement, and I came across an ad for a procedure or actually a device called BRAVA. And what it does is it's like a sports bra that uses suction. And you wear it for 10 weeks for 10 hours a day, and it uses mechanical tension.
1:23:14🔗GuestDo you? You have to go to a doctor and actually get this. And it costs like $2,500. That's why you have to go to like a plastic surgeon to get this.
1:23:23🔗DrewWell, maybe there is something. I would love to hear about it.
1:23:26🔗AdamAs long as you're going to a plastic surgeon and dropping $2,500, you might as well just get the implants.
1:23:31🔗GuestWell, I can't. I mean, it's a time thing. You have to be out of work for like a month and a half.
1:23:37🔗AdamYou walked around with a Hoover on your boobs for 10 hours a day for 10 weeks. Don't tell me you got time, baby.
1:23:55🔗GuestI would obviously I'd like to have larger breath.
1:23:57🔗DrewJessica, no, what powers the machine that sucks on your breast?
1:24:00🔗GuestIt's like a little computer. I don't know.
1:24:04🔗AdamLet me explain something. Your car has a computer, right? But that does not power the car.
1:24:11🔗CallerThis conversation can serve no purpose anymore.
1:24:14🔗AdamHold on. True. You know why we say chicks are dumber than guys? And you always make fun of me. Something has to power this suction device on your breast for 10 hours a day, right? Yeah. Do you think we'll ever get to that? Jessica?
1:24:29🔗GuestYes. I'm actually on the website right now. I'm looking at it. It says that it's called a SmartBox, which is a small computer that regulates and records the sports bra. Right.
1:24:44🔗AdamBut it needs a power source for this vacuum, right? Like the batteries, the sun.
1:24:51🔗GuestIt doesn't have any of that information on the website.
1:25:11🔗GuestI have an A right now and anything would be...
1:25:15🔗DrewThe only thing that makes sense to me is that you might stimulate... By irritating breast, you can get breast tissue to grow and it will go back down after you stop irritating it. Basically, you get milk production too if you irritate enough. And you get inflammation and you get swelling and inflammation and that will cause some growth. But in terms of sustain, I can't imagine that this would work. It doesn't make sense to me but maybe there's some science out there to back that up.
1:25:40🔗AdamAre you ever gonna get the results that you want out of something like this? I mean technically, your breasts may grow 15% or 20% or whatever it is. I mean, their claims may be right but do you think your breasts are ever gonna look like what you would like them to look like, Jessica?
1:26:59🔗GuestNo, not roll them. Just like how doctors get patients to move over, you use sheets and leverage.
1:27:08🔗AdamRight, but doctors move patients that are sort of helping them a little bit oftentimes.
1:27:13🔗GuestSometimes. Aren't patients also when they're in amnesia?
1:27:18🔗AdamOkay, so you're dragging these corpses from like the gurney over to the to the table, right? And then what do you do once they're on the table? What are you doing to them?
1:27:38🔗AdamI'm absolutely interested in it because I find it a sort of bizarre and morbid ritual. And it's one of the reasons I know we're kind of screwed up and religion's a little messy too, which is that part about making the person look alive after they're dead and then burying them. Now, what do you do? And I know there's probably different varieties, but what is a standard embalming?
1:28:01🔗GuestWell, we use the person's vascular system. We open up an artery and we open up a vein.
1:28:08🔗GuestAnd we use a pressure machine to push embalming fluids through their arteries and then their blood comes out one of their veins.
1:28:17🔗AdamRight. So it's like you're essentially bleeding the system.
1:28:21🔗GuestWell, yeah, we're flushing the system out.
1:28:23🔗AdamRight. And you know it's time to stop putting the embalming fluid in when the blood stops coming out and the embalming fluid starts coming out?
1:28:32🔗GuestIt's more of a pounds of however heavy the person is. There's a ratio.
1:28:38🔗AdamOf how much liquid should come out of them?
1:29:37🔗AdamNot a lot of breakthroughs in that department.
1:29:39🔗GuestActually, there are. There are a lot of breakthroughs. But basically, embalming is mostly for disinfection so that people can have a worthwhile viewing because it... Right.
1:29:58🔗AdamSo you leave all the organs in, you just pump it in through the neck and pump in X amount. How many gallons or quarts or CCs or whatever would you put in?
1:30:06🔗GuestFor every 50 pounds of weight the person has, it's one gallon of fluid.
1:30:11🔗AdamAll right. So Drew, you'd be around two gallons of embalming fluid, right? Right. And you pump that and then what? What do you do with the eyes? Anything?
1:30:57🔗GuestWell, not that it's easier. It's just that's how they came in.
1:31:00🔗AdamAnd how do you get them into this? How do you get them into the suit? I want to know how you put them in a suit.
1:31:05🔗DrewIt's really something I was thinking about for many years. By the way, I'm going through this whole BRAVA thing. There's one publication to substantiate the science. And it claims to be able to download it, but the website will magically not download the one and only scientific publication associated with this instrument.
1:31:23🔗AdamHow do you get someone's suit pants on?
1:31:43🔗DrewBy the way, interestingly, the one publication that is published is happened to have been published on behalf of the guy who developed the system.
1:31:53🔗AdamHey Jessica, please, if the guy has a boner and he's in the casket now because he's got the formaldehyde in him, how do you get rid of the boner?
1:32:01🔗GuestWell, I've actually asked this question in school. Basically, the lid of the casket will be covering...
1:32:11🔗AdamThe boner part. Oh, the back part. Because it's like a... Right, it's like a Dutch door.
1:32:17🔗GuestAnd there's also a little throw rug. Not a rug, but a cascading...
1:32:58🔗AdamAll right. Okay. So don't use... I mean, Drew, imagine you got a guy who's dead and you're trying to pull his pants on and put on another pair of pants. I mean, you know how hard it is just to get... Like when you're drunken buddies to get dressed so you can leave the party kind of thing?
1:33:13🔗AdamOkay. We'll take a little break. Don't worry about that breast thing. And who are you impressing? You got a bunch of corpses. You got a bunch of stiffs lying around. They're not talking. We'll be back.
1:34:04🔗AdamYeah, so picture this. This song's blaring. I'm entering the bar. I got the jacket slung over the shoulder with that one finger and the hook at the top.
1:35:29🔗CallerYeah, I've done like acid and ecstasy for like several times.
1:35:32🔗CallerYou know, I've done it a lot of times. And now like my lower back is like really, really hurting a lot.
1:35:38🔗DrewYeah, people report that from these drugs. And I think that is primarily just because it's such a total wipeout. I mean, these drugs damage your brain and they really, truly wear down your system. Any medication that's sort of a chemotherapies. And even when I was taking accutane, it wears you down and you get back pain. It's just a sign of the damage that's happening to your body. That's all. It doesn't mean anything specifically has happened to your back.
1:36:03🔗AdamAll right. Let's keep rolling here. Ronnie?
1:36:12🔗GuestWell, what's going on is ever since like two months after I had my baby or three months. I have been trying really hard to like be able to have sex with my husband, but I just can't. It hurts way too bad.
1:36:40🔗DrewWhy doesn't he slow down a little bit and maybe not go so deep?
1:36:44🔗GuestIt still hurts then it like tightens up inside.
1:36:48🔗AdamSounds like sounds like we should call for my love grommet here, Drew.
1:36:53🔗DrewThe love grommet is a possibility, but also sounds like the certain degree of vaginismus here. The maybe even the true vaginismus, which is a thought to be a reflex, a reflexive tightening that's due to sort of a stimulation of a spinal reflex. You might there are websites out there that help people sort of manage this problem. Did you see a gynecologist?
1:37:13🔗GuestYeah, I did, and he told me that it might be like a cyst or some sort of thing like that on one of my ovaries.
1:37:45🔗GuestWell, my son is like a year and a half now.
1:37:48🔗DrewOkay. And this is it. You can't, your husband can't adjust what he's doing with you to make it more comfortable.
1:37:54🔗GuestWell, he tries. It's just that I have to, I have to totally stop because it hurts so bad. And I can't, I can like barely even have sex with him anymore.
1:38:05🔗DrewWell, it's something that's for sure. It's not nothing. And I think you should keep going back and asking the question until you get some, some degree of satisfaction. If the doctor you're working with isn't satisfied, satisfactory, then change.
1:38:16🔗GuestWell, I went to him, my major doctor.
1:38:28🔗GuestAnd I talked to him and he's kind of like out in the, just out of it, like all the doctors out here. I don't know if they know what they're talking about. You know what I'm saying?
1:38:40🔗AdamYeah. Well, it's a problem with living in Boise.
1:39:12🔗AdamThank you. All right. Well, look, lubrication, relaxation, find a position you like and you set the depth. You get on top and tell them to hold still.
1:39:21🔗DrewAnd keep working with a doctor you can communicate with. This isn't something something's wrong with the guys you're working with. So the people you're working with so far.
1:39:27🔗AdamAll right. Let's just say one more call here, Drew.
1:39:42🔗GuestAnd recently I got prescribed furanol. And on top of the bottle it says may interact with the birth control pills. I wanted to know if that would affect my Depo.
1:39:55🔗DrewI've never heard of furanol doing that. But furanol is really just a bad headache medicine. It's not specifically a migraine medicine.
1:40:01🔗GuestWell, yeah, my headaches are to the point where I can't move.
1:40:05🔗DrewYeah, so you have bad headaches. You don't have migraines.
1:40:40🔗CallerBottom line. Here's the deal. Looking to hook up. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person. One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline.
1:41:45🔗AdamTJ. Oh no, his mom is from Yubangas Yiannis, originally, but moved early. All right, so until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:41:54🔗DrewWhere would you find the bigger penis?
1:41:56🔗AdamHow dare you, Drew? Keep it up your ass.
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