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Voiceover
Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline, Coast to Coast.
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Voiceover
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight we have from the pages and cover of Playboy and, of course, all those years on Baywatch, or how many years? Two years?
4:41🔗
Angelica Bridges
But you know what? My episodes are still running right now, so it just goes on and on and on.
4:46🔗
Adam
That's Angelica Bridges and I just saw you on, I was just watching my Playboy channel tonight and there you were.
4:54🔗
Adam
Yeah, not nude, unfortunately. It was just, what's going on in Playboy? I like, it's sort of grandiose when stations do that, hey, what's up with us? Like you're interested, it's like, hey, show me some ass. They're like, hey, what's going on with Playboy? Well, we got an internet website. Where's the ass? What's going on with Playboy? Who asked? I want to see some tail. But there you were and they showed a few pictures and of course the cover, which is out now, November. Have you done Playboy before this?
5:36🔗
Angelica Bridges
Right, because usually girls that have done Playboy, end up getting on Baywatch and I did the opposite. I wasn't ready to do anything nude and I didn't want to do what everyone else was doing. So I just did it on my own terms and on my own time and I waited a few years.
5:54🔗
Adam
And why? I mean, you know, you always hear women talking about their younger, wilder days, but then so many women are now in Playboy. And I actually think I have an answer to this, but-
6:11🔗
Adam
No, what I'm saying is they declined Playboy for many years and then at a certain point decide to do it. To me, I think the answer is, hey, father time is moving on and you want to get a shot of yourself while you're looking hot and the window is going to close eventually.
6:42🔗
Adam
Joey Heatherton, although she could have done it in 64. Whoa. Well, I mean, the woman is like 60 years old. I mean, Drew, Joey Heatherton's been around for a while.
6:56🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, she did Playboy like, I don't know, a year ago or something like that. And then, Suzanne Summers did it semi-recently. And a lot of women have done it well into their 40s and some into their 50s.
7:11🔗
Angelica Bridges
Wow, it's amazing. I mean, more power to them if they can feel comfortable and look great.
7:16🔗
Adam
No, they don't. They just want to catch it. So what are you saying? I'm saying you do it, you're immortalized. And I think that's, that's rude. Plus, you probably made a few bucks, right?
7:36🔗
Adam
Okay. But if you're a beautiful woman like, like you and Drew, do they just come at you every six months? Just, you think they have a list of like?
7:48🔗
Adam
About every three weeks? That's Colt Roundup, though. That's a gay publication. You're right. That's different.
7:54🔗
Angelica Bridges
No, you know, they, they, I know they approach celebrities all the time, but you would be surprised because a lot of celebrities actually go to them. Oh, really? And are turned down. And what they do is they, they, they send out a consensus and they take a poll. And you know, that's when they get their readers to vote. Would you like to see this person? Would you like to see this celebrity or this model? And if they get a general consensus, then that's when they go after you, usually, you know? Or if there's a celebrity that approaches them, they do the poll. And if they get a huge response, then they really want, they really want to shoot the celebrity. So you'd be actually surprised.
8:30🔗
Angelica Bridges
All of it? No. But you would be surprised. I guess they do it on their website.
8:35🔗
Angelica Bridges
playboy.com. But you'd be surprised, a lot of celebrities that, in a lot of top models that want to do it and are turned down.
8:47🔗
Angelica Bridges
And then of course some celebrities turn them down as well. So I guess it goes both ways.
8:56🔗
Angelica Bridges
Yeah, when I was on Baywatch. And it wasn't the right time because all the girls on Baywatch, at least the cast that I was working on that season, had either been on it or was actually on the cover while we were shooting the show. So it just wasn't something that I wanted to follow suit. I wanted to do it on my own terms and my own time.
9:20🔗
Angelica Bridges
Yeah. And it was mentioned with a photographer that actually shot Maxim, Antoine Verglas.
9:43🔗
Adam
It's his magic. It's his magic. You're beautiful. You're my muse. If I wasn't gay, I would have sex with you.
9:50🔗
Angelica Bridges
No, he's not gay. But, you know, I'm sure you're a fan of Maxim. He does almost every issue. He's got girls in Maxim. So that's how we collaborated and did the story for Playboy.
10:01🔗
Adam
And then once you find out you're going to be doing this photo spread, do you start getting in shape? I mean, not that you're out of shape, but I'd be like, Oh, Christ, I got a zit. It's on my back. But don't squeeze it. It'll get weird. Just don't touch it. You know what I mean? Do you start picking at yourself a little bit? Like when you get out of the shower, you start looking at yourself and turn around and wondering if, I don't know, hitting the gym or worried about taking that second slice of pizza.
10:31🔗
Angelica Bridges
Yeah. Well, actually, you know, from a lot of the work that I've done, whether it be Mortal Kombat or Red Sonja and Conan from Baywatch, I'm always in body conscious clothing typically on a lot of the things. So I'm always having to watch my figure anyway. So I was pretty much ready. But absolutely, when you know and it's set in stone, okay, this is going through, you're going to be on the cover. Yeah, you go to the gym. But fortunately, I don't have to watch what I eat. I eat like a pig. I eat pizza and dessert and ice cream. And as long as I go to the gym, I'm fine.
11:08🔗
Drew
But Adam, you wear what? Unconscious clothing. That's right. Non-conscious, unconscious.
11:22🔗
Adam
Did I? Oh, you bastard. You did 20 questions, right? You didn't know me. I think me and Jimmy did 20 questions together.
11:32🔗
Adam
I think. Or maybe we just did a long Playboy interview. Drew. Drew did 20 questions for Playboy and he knows I didn't, so he had to bring that up. Hey, did you ever get around to that? Amanda?
11:47🔗
Yeah.
11:50🔗
Caller
Well, I, like, don't feel the need to masturbate anymore. Like, I was with this one guy and ever since then, I just haven't. It's been, like, a month. And I used to do it, like, at least twice a day.
12:08🔗
Caller
Well, we were, one night, we were talking and we were really good friends. And then we decided that the next day we would get together and we didn't have sex. But I gave him a little job and he ate me out.
12:29🔗
Adam
BJ and some eating out. Call it noonish. Oh, noon's a little early for me. I got a brunch. I got to blow a couple guys from gym. How about one o'clock? Okay, where do we meet? Meet at like Starbucks or something for a little blow and some eating?
13:06🔗
Caller
For me, it wasn't. I don't know if it was for him, but that was like on a Monday. And then like, he used to call me like every day. And then like on Thursday, he called me, just tell me how good looking this other girl was. Okay, goodbye. And he hasn't called me since. And that's weird. Another really good friend of mine lives with him. And whenever I call to talk to my friend, he's just a real jerk.
13:41🔗
Drew
And maybe something totally other going on with him. You know what I mean? Some other problem in his life.
13:51🔗
Adam
I did. Listen, anybody who says, it's not that I like the person, I just need them back in my life because we had such a great friendship built on mutual oral sex and that agreement. I mean, you like the guy and you can't admit that you like him.
14:36🔗
Funky father.
14:42🔗
Drew
Yeah. Well, guess what? Alcoholics do all kinds of things that are difficult to explain and understand. They are abandoning by their nature and you've picked another abandoning guy. Good times.
14:52🔗
Adam
All right. So listen, Amanda, here's the deal. Your dad is and was and is probably an a-hole.
14:59🔗
Adam
And that's going to screw with your compass a little bit as far as it goes to guys. And it's going to point to some of the wrong guys.
15:17🔗
Adam
So not a great guy for you to get hooked up with. Now, you're magically attracted to this guy. And this is why I'd like to have your dad shot, because he made you attracted to this guy, believe it or not.
15:28🔗
Adam
But that's what's going on. So it's good that he's not in your life, and you got to get a little help. Maybe a little Al-Anon or Alatine or something like that. Try to straighten yourself out a little bit.
15:39🔗
Drew
She's compulsively masturbating as a way of sort of managing affect, and she gets depressed. She can't do that anymore. Not a good thing.
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All right.
15:51🔗
For the show now.
15:52🔗
Adam
That seems like plenty. Well, you're looking at it this way. Here's the way I look at it. We run about a minute and a half to two minutes late almost every night on the show, right?
16:04🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. Here's how I'm doing it. I see. This is my new plan. Run a minute and a half late every single night, right? Well, someone's got to make that minute and a half back to us once in a while, right?
16:17🔗
Drew
We could take it in a lump or we could take it in little ten-minute intervals, take it all tonight. Let's go.
16:22🔗
Adam
What do you want to do? You want to do like ten minutes on, ten minutes off? Or do you just want to take the whole show off?
16:29🔗
Adam
Oh, Drew's off. All right. I'll tell you what, I'll take this ten shift and then you come back in.
16:34🔗
All right.
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Yeah.
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I was doing it.
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And it says 99.9 percent effective. And I was just wondering.
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100?
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Drew
Yeah. Let's just call that 100 percent. Round up. So it's actually about 99.995. I mean, it's really, really approaches 100.
17:06🔗
But what happened in that 0.05 percent?
17:15🔗
Angelica Bridges
Well, it only goes down the effect of the birth control if it's not taken basically at the same time every day, things like that. I mean, I'm a mistake. I was a birth control baby. So there are risks, but probably, you know, a pill was either skipped or it wasn't taken at the same time. You know, there's just.
18:07🔗
And I have a request for Adam.
18:09🔗
Can you do your infamous How Dare You?
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Hey, Drew, you're a stinking actor. I hate.
18:22🔗
Drew, why don't you want to hear from Adam?
18:33🔗
Drew
Hey, you know, just just looking through the magazine here is Tim Farrell's doing 20 questions. You ever done that?
18:58🔗
Adam
You see the double clutch with the breath as I was sort of gathering myself and the rage was building? How dare you?
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How dare you?
19:14🔗
Hello.
19:15🔗
Adam
Get me on that Baywatch. I'd like to be on Baywatch, but only if I could wear one of those wraparound towel things my dad used to wear around the pool. Remember those had the sewn in pocket? It was like a terry cloth. It was a weird 60s item. It went the way of the dickie and the ascot. It was a terry cloth apron? Yeah, kind of an apron wrapped sarong kind of thing for guys. Had a little pouch you could keep your smokes in there.
20:03🔗
Yes?
20:09🔗
Caller
Okay. My problem, actually, it's not my problem, but my boyfriend's best friend, he's 24 and he still wets the bed. And so we want to know-
20:20🔗
Caller
My boyfriend's best friend, he's my friend too. He's 24, he's a virgin, he still wets the bed. And we're just kind of wondering what we could do for him. Because it's kind of embarrassing because he does it around friends.
20:44🔗
Drew
No, no, I think we're getting sort of a goof part of this question. You know what I mean, she's goofing a little bit.
21:03🔗
Drew
That's not bedwetting, that's alcoholism. Alcoholics do that all the time. They get up and pee on the couch and stuff. They have blackouts.
21:12🔗
Drew
He got up, walked over to the... See, in the old days, we used to bring these receivers and then a turntable. We put the turntable on top of our receiver.
21:24🔗
Drew
Records, these vinyl press things. They had music on them, right? The turntable had a thing called a dust cover, which is the lid that went up and down.
21:32🔗
Drew
Hinges towards the back. You'd lift it up, and you'd put the record on the... Can you believe we haven't explained this episode?
21:45🔗
Drew
Yeah, and so this guy came over, loaded, and walked into my room. He lifted up the dust cover, like he was gonna play a record. Also, the way one would lift up the toilet seat, and proceeded to urinate all over the stereo equipment. So, I thought he was in the bathroom.
22:05🔗
Caller
Yeah, that's what the problem is. I've just noticed it when he's drinking, but my boyfriend's been friends with him for years, and he's always done it.
22:15🔗
Adam
I know, I know. I mean, no, no, no. Well, maybe that's what attracted them to each other. No, your boyfriend's friend wets the bed even when he's sober.
22:34🔗
Caller
Well, no, it's embarrassing because everybody talks about it behind his back. And so I feel bad-
22:47🔗
Angelica Bridges
Yeah, is he going to go tell the school, guess what, I peed in my bed last night. I wasn't even drinking.
22:53🔗
Adam
She's so concerned. You're so concerned. You know, hold on a second, Holly, because I'm going to tell this guy to fix his problem. But you know what I hate? I don't even mind somebody busting someone's chops. I hate it when it's under the camouflage of concern. And it's so embarrassing. It's like, oh, Holly's so concerned for this guy's well-being. She's going to call a radio show and just keep shouting out what this guy's doing over and over again. Of course, it's embarrassing. But is her life being affected by it? It's her boyfriend's roommate, for Christ's sake. All right. So, Holly?
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Yes.
23:27🔗
Drew
So, you're asking how to help him stop waiting in bed? I'll tell you how to help him. Is that the deal?
23:30🔗
Caller
Well, no. I just want to know how to, like, talk to him about it because he doesn't know that everyone's talking about it.
23:40🔗
Drew
I'm, by the way, willing to bet this is an alcohol thing. This is everyone talking about him doing it other times because he pees every time he gets loaded. He gets loaded a lot, probably.
23:48🔗
Adam
But seriously, Holly, I mean, let's just all close our eyes and picture our girlfriend or boyfriend's roommate. Would you want to broach that topic with the roommate, for Christ's sake? You're going to sit him down and talk to him about his bed wedding?
24:17🔗
Adam
All right. Well, listen, I'll put Holly on hold until... Look, I used to wet the bed until, like, I was...
24:26🔗
Adam
Today's Thursday. It's 37 and a half. No. Way too late in life. And whenever I'd sleep over at my grandparents' house as a kid, my grandfather, who was... As you know, every one of my family's a retard except for the dead one. The only genius in my family is dead. That's my grandfather. He was the only one who would do anything about this. And he was a smart guy. And his thing was, I'd go to bed at 9 o'clock at night, and he'd go watch a Tonight Show, and he'd come walking out of the den about 1 in the morning, and he'd wake me up, and he had a bucket. And he'd say, pee in that bucket. And I'd pee in the bucket, and then I'd go back to sleep, and magically I didn't wet the bed, because somewhere in the middle of my sleep cycle, I woke up and drained myself. Of course, the next morning, I had to empty the bucket, which was weird. Sometimes you'd forget about it, like kick it over? No, I wouldn't kick it over. Yeah, it fell on my head, and it rolled down me, and I'd start weeping, and it'd mix with the tears. No, I'd forget about it, and go eat breakfast or something, and someone would give me a little reminder, hey, pee bucket. Yeah, oh yeah, hey, sorry, I got it.
25:35🔗
Adam
Here's the thing. Just do some simple math. If you're wetting the bed every night, somewhere in the middle of your sleep, you know, three or four hours after you go to bed, well, if you could wake up and relieve yourself and go back to bed, you probably wouldn't wet the bed.
25:50🔗
Drew
Also, there is a medication called DDAVP, which is a hormone that can cause you to stop producing urine during the night. You can take a sniffter of that and...
25:57🔗
Angelica Bridges
And go pee before you actually get into the bed. And don't drink any liquid after 6 p.m. Set your alarm for three hours later, go pee again.
26:05🔗
Adam
And they're calling from Riverside, so they don't have modern medicine over there. They have to go, they've got a shaman on a hill over there. It gives them like a chicken neck he hits them with and that's how they're cured. But listen, get one of those little egg timers or one of those little kitchen digital timers, put it next to your bed, set it for three hours, just click, click, click. It'll go to three and hit start and go to bed. And when it goes off, get up and take a leak and go back to bed. This is for everyone who does anything weird in their sleep. Get one of those little digital timers, wake you up in the middle of the night, do what you got to do and go back in. And if it wakes you up and you'd already wet yourself, set it for a half hour earlier the next night. Do the math. Thank you. And the good, let me tell you this, hold on, I'm not even done yet. The good thing about this little timer thing, as opposed to setting your alarm clock, is obviously you don't want to set your alarm clock twice. It's got to go off again in the morning to wake you up. But you may not go to bed at the same time every night. You may go to bed at 10 o'clock on a weekday and two on a weekend. That's why you just hit the three hours. It does the math for you. Get up, you take a leak. Ding. That must work for 90% of people.
27:14🔗
Drew
And 90% of the problems in life. I've never seen you quite so enthusiastic about any topic as this, Adam. You're passionate by this. This is going to solve all of America's ill.
27:26🔗
Adam
This is right up there with my shotgun that has the first round as a blank and the second round as rock salt and the other six live. This is simple genius is what this is. Thank you. Angelica Bridges is our guest tonight. She's on the cover of The Current Playboy. It's out on newsstands now, right?
28:17🔗
Hi, this is Perry Farrell, and you're listening to Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.
28:23🔗
Adam
Yes, you is. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Next week, our old friends Lit will be in studio, as well as...
28:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, they're great guys. Lit are a great bunch of guys, and Ozzy Osbourne, who's a great guy, I imagine, I have not met the man, is theoretically in here tomorrow. Sorry. Next week, Monday night. Angelica Bridges is our guest tonight. You know her from Baywatch and a zillion other TV shows. And I'm guessing a fair amount of modeling before all that went down, right?
29:15🔗
Angelica Bridges
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I started doing TV commercials in Kansas City when I was like seven years old and I started doing radio commercials when I was nine. And my sister worked at the local radio station and they would pay me with ice cream cones when I would do Dairy Queen commercials and Mother's Day commercials and all these things. They would take me down to the little soda shop on the corner and I would get paid with ice cream cones.
29:38🔗
Angelica Bridges
No, I didn't have an agent. It was just because my sister worked at the station.
29:46🔗
Adam
Agent gets a lick, manager gets a lick, publicist gets half a lick, however it works. So you actually did voiceover work?
30:34🔗
Angelica Bridges
Okay. Mine was better. Mine was better. Then I can even do like little frogs. Isn't that cute?
30:55🔗
Adam
And what kind of cartoon voice? Now, any ones we know, like Pebbles, perhaps? Wait, she didn't talk, did she? No, I don't think Pebbles spoke.
31:08🔗
Angelica Bridges
That's all he said. Yeah, you know, I do like all kinds of voices. You know, I can do, I can do little voices like this.
31:31🔗
Adam
Man, that is so great. Like if you got like in like a little bo peep outfit and did that voice, that would be so huge. Forget about it.
31:40🔗
Adam
It'd be like, ee ee. Honey, you're blocking the TV. I'm sorry. You shouldn't have done the voice. Oh, that's great. Any other, just to make sure we got you tapped, any other cartoon voices, anything we need to know?
32:08🔗
Angelica Bridges
I copy them, and I mean, I do tons of radio commercials, and I even do, like these commercials, you would never know it was me because I actually play a reporter. And I mean, I don't know how to say that.
32:35🔗
Angelica Bridges
Oh, yeah. I do reporter voices with the guy that does Bill Clinton's voice. And I play Candy the reporter at the hilarious commercials. Well, wait a minute. I'm like, Mr. Clinton, how do you feel about? And then he's like, well, it's just-
32:46🔗
Caller
Let me say to the people of American relations in the world that I hate your ass. I swear to God I do.
32:54🔗
Adam
Don't you know you're too good looking to do that? That you shouldn't have any skills or talents or interests even?
32:59🔗
Angelica Bridges
See, that's the problem with what the world perceives beautiful women because every girl should be able to have a personality, should be able to be crazy. I mean, I don't take myself seriously. So I would rather be exciting and have a lot to offer and be crazy and wild than sit there and go, oh, I'm beautiful. I mean, I'm not saying I'm beautiful, but most girls sit there and go, I'm beautiful. And they don't want to express themselves because they feel that they're gonna make a fool of themselves. For me, I don't really care.
33:27🔗
Adam
Right. Oh my God. I just, it's so ironic that somebody like yourself is doing voiceover work. Just...
33:41🔗
Angelica Bridges
Ever. So whenever the next time you hear a voice, it could be me, and you won't know. You'll look at the Playboy and you'll be like, you would never think.
33:48🔗
Adam
I'll be hearing it tonight, and I won't have my TV or radio on. You know what I'm saying, Drew? I have that kind of imagination. It'll be that little, it'll be lamb chop.
34:22🔗
Drew
None, but the question is why that sort of energy, why is that engine going so, so high clip? Were you sexually abused? Were you sexually abused? No. Nothing like that when you were a kid?
34:35🔗
Nothing.
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Yeah.
35:10🔗
Adam
No, you know what it is? We have a good rational thinking lineal brain that keeps us away from our junk. But when you eliminate that part of your brain, you go right for the junk. We're all dying to go for the junk, but we go, no, don't do it.
35:25🔗
Adam
But then you get drunk, or you get weird, or you get high, or you get retarded, and your hand goes right for the junk. It's your defense system. It's let down.
35:33🔗
Drew
It's a little different. That's impulse control problems. There is that. That's what old men do. That's why they start grabbing at women and stuff.
35:40🔗
Drew
Because that's what you'd want to do right now. You'd reach, and the old guys all of a sudden start reaching because they can't control the impulse.
35:45🔗
Adam
Kids and retards all got the same MO, which is I want to do something, therefore I'll do it.
35:51🔗
Drew
But this is different. This is like a more primitive piece of the brain is operating at a higher pitch. It's driving harder. Some of that is a need to gain arousal to escape feelings, trying to manage feelings just like you would with an addict. Some of it is just an internal energy with sexuality just going to a high clip like manic depression, that kind of thing. Some of it is a trajectory that's wired in by sexual abuse or trauma in childhood.
36:14🔗
Adam
All right, so Jennifer, Jennifer, she was having some trouble with her phone lines. Maybe it screwed up.
36:23🔗
Adam
Also, it's about schedule because you give me a little downtime at the house and I'll go for myself multiple times.
36:33🔗
Yeah, yeah baby.
36:35🔗
Adam
I had a couple of beers in the bath- Oh Jesus. I answered the front door today in my bathrobe at 12.45. It felt like the biggest loser in the world. The FedEx guy showed up and I felt like an idiot. You know what I'm talking about when you're in your bathrobe and it's well past noon? No. Yeah. I don't care. Let me tell you. You know what? I had to get up and do some radio this morning. Really? From 6 AM to 9 AM. From what? Just one of those junket things. It was just doing somebody a favor. They wake you up. Yeah, you're on with the Frosty Jaguars. Bob is coming at you. Bob is a little man show. How about getting frosty on the trampoline? 6'10 baby. Come on. You do them for three hours and then I went back to bed. Then the FedEx guy rang and I got up and put the bathrobe on. I was like, should I get into the explanation? Had to do this morning radio junket. I'm not normally in my bathrobe at this time. I've usually have exercised by now and I've drank a smoothie and I'm out at the kids' home. But today I had to do this. Then you go, that's what's going on in your brain. Then you go, no, F him.
37:48🔗
Adam
He makes 28 grand a year and he's at my house. Screw him. All right. So what should Jennifer do?
38:02🔗
Caller
Okay. About a month ago, I met a really hot guy and I'm crazy about him. And he's in Australia for a year now. And how do I deal with a long distance relationship?
38:22🔗
Drew
Do you think it was maybe the romance of the trip and you've been away in the foreign land and all that stuff?
38:48🔗
Adam
He's 24. What's going on with these phones? He's just going to Australia. He's not from there?
38:56🔗
Adam
I understand he'll be back, but most people take trips or vacations for three weeks. He's going for a year.
39:07🔗
Adam
All right. You don't know that much. But look, you show me a 24-year-old guy who's hitting the road. I'll show you guys getting laid. You know what I mean?
39:18🔗
Adam
Well, what 24-year-old guy who's smooth enough to sweep the coal off her feet in 12 hours at some red lobster by the airport is not going to get himself laid in Australia or start something up over there?
39:49🔗
Caller
Oh, I have asked. They said, yeah, not to get my hopes up too much, but they said that they can tell that he really, really likes me.
40:01🔗
Drew
Yeah. If there was ever a stop sign, you know what I'm saying? Your friend's going, don't get your hopes up with this one. But he really liked you. I could tell he thought you were the greatest. But Nicole, calm down.
40:16🔗
Angelica Bridges
And plus, I think if a guy wants to see a girl again, or if a girl wants to see a guy again, they always make the effort. Like if it was something that's going to continue, you guys are going to see each other again, obviously he would have gotten your number and he will call you. Well, then you have to wait if he calls you.
40:31🔗
Drew
What more powerfully could your friends have said seeing you infatuate with this guy than don't get your hopes up? They are not assholes. They're not going to say, hey, Nicole, cut it out. You're in some kind of fantasy here. They'll get to that point if you keep up with this.
40:44🔗
Adam
Well, wait a minute. Let's not shoot her down too much, although she does deserve it. But, Nicole, here's the real question. What is not going right socially for you that this is what you have at 19? You know what I'm saying?
41:17🔗
Adam
A lot? Yeah. You don't think you're going to be attracted to somebody or infatuated with somebody in the next year?
41:26🔗
Angelica Bridges
Maybe she likes the challenge and sometimes what you can't have seems more attractive, especially if you get asked out.
41:33🔗
Drew
She is obsessed. She's infatuated. This is all built on fantasy. We don't know who this guy is and nor do you. I would get a lot more information from your friends, and maybe you find out more about who he really is, this fantasy will dissolve a little bit.
41:45🔗
Adam
But here's what I'm saying, and I think we all know this in our life except for Angelica, who's always had an easy time with everything. No. All the time. Her life was just a road that was just like padded with feminine napkins.
42:12🔗
Adam
I don't like the term feminine napkin. It's like you're wiping up some mess that happened down there. It's like, oh, spilled some period.
42:23🔗
Adam
Call the brawny lumberjack. He'll get in there. But here's what I'm saying. The amount that you're attracted to people that you really shouldn't be attracted to is always kind of based on how your life is going. You know what I mean? Like, Drew, let me say this. Since you made some money, got a little more secure with your stuff and got your career off the ground as a guy, you're less apt to have these sorts of fantasy attractions. Yeah. I mean, you can have those weird sexual things where you see some chicken at the airport or something and you walk off to her on the plane, like, oh, wait a minute, that was me. Hold on. On the plane? On the plane. Well, yeah.
43:04🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's hard to let them, they don't want to let you on the plane, especially just to use it for that and then get back off the plane and get in a cab.
43:12🔗
Adam
But what I'm saying is, when things are going good, you don't have as many of these and when you're at a low point, you grab on to people with both hands.
43:20🔗
Adam
Remember that feeling of being a little bit low, your girlfriend dumped you, you had a little dry spell, you ran into someone at a bar and it's like you grabbed on with both hands.
43:30🔗
Adam
I get that vibe from Nicole's. Met a guy for 12 hours and she's clinging with both hands.
43:35🔗
Adam
All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. The beautiful and talented and versatile. Do a little lamb chop for us Angelica.
43:46🔗
Adam
Yeah. Angelica Bridges is here. We'll be back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Our guest is Angelica Bridges. She is on the cover of Playboy, the one that is out on newsstands as we speak. And you should go get it, because she probably has a little bonus thing in her contract where she gets a little bump if she sells over X amount of copies. So it wouldn't be a bad idea to go out and get that. And even if she doesn't, it just looks good on the resume to outsell all those other bitches that are on those covers. Right, Drew? Yeah. That's what I said.
45:03🔗
You want a blowjob or you want a girlfriend?
45:10🔗
Adam
Yeah, Capri. She was very hot about a year and a half ago. But I put a curse on her career because she was a bitch and she wouldn't help me out with something that I wanted her to do.
45:27🔗
This guy is sick.
45:29🔗
Adam
All right. Where the hell were we? You know, something funny. Now, I won't tell anybody where you live, but we were just talking to Angelica during the break. And it turns out that she lives in the house of my first girlfriend. She lives in her house. I said where she lived, I could describe that house.
45:52🔗
Drew
Is that the one where you broke in? I'm sure you can. Wait a minute. Is that the one where you broke in and hid in the closet?
46:04🔗
Adam
Well, first off, the girl whose house that Angelica lives in now, who was my first girlfriend, that's the girl who said when I was in the seventh grade, when she called me and she said, it's between you and my buddy Chris. I don't know how that worked with the boyfriend and girlfriends when you could announce that stuff. Like I've narrowed it down to two candidates, but you could in the seventh grade. She goes, it's between you and Chris and Adam, I chose you. Then she paused and she went, all of my friends think I'm nuts. Talk about a bittersweet victory. Did you really have to tag on the all my friends think I'm nuts part? What decorum is that? Now, it's like me, her, and her friends are all going out the next week and it's like, all right.
46:59🔗
Adam
No, I was so elated that she picked. That was the last and only woman to pick me over my buddy, Chris. So it was nice. The sunning trapped in the house story, that was another house up in the Studio City Hill. So I'll tell that story some other time, Drew. It's a good story. You remind me to tell.
47:42🔗
Adam
I will take a call. And then in the next hour, I'll tell you how I almost burned down Angelica's house. Yeah. Michelle, I mean, smoke pouring out of it.
47:59🔗
Caller
I just want to know if you don't get a yeast infection treated, what will happen like the long-term effects?
48:13🔗
Drew
Well, if you really have it, it itches and it burns and it feels terrible. And it's not the kind of thing that's going to harm you over a long period of time. It can be pretty uncomfortable.
48:25🔗
Adam
Oh, who cares? She asked her question, gave her the answer. Get yourself checked. Pick a quick call here, Drew. See if we can squeeze another one. Talk to Dave is 28. Dave?
48:36🔗
Hey, how are you guys doing?
48:37🔗
All right. A couple of weeks ago, Dr. Drew mentioned, I just came into the show when he mentioned that he has recurring dreams of his teeth falling out.
48:46🔗
Used to, okay. Well, I get that about once a week, sometimes more, but what was your definition of that?
48:53🔗
Well, my dream definition, what does it mean or what is it?
49:01🔗
Drew
Yeah, and it's thought of as a sign of being anxious and that it gets transmitted. It's just anxiety.
49:07🔗
Adam
So, again, you have anxiety, you grind your teeth, and then you start dreaming about your teeth.
49:11🔗
Can this be dentally damaging, then?
49:15🔗
Drew
Bruxism, which is grinding the teeth, can. It can predispose you to headaches and temporal mandibular joint syndrome, things like that.
49:22🔗
Drew
Yeah. Usually, it happens more in proximity to when you're actually losing your teeth, like adolescence, that sort of thing, when that was not so long ago.
49:30🔗
Adam
All right. Make good times there, Dave. Yeah. Whether those mouth guards, they're like a mouthpiece, like for football?
49:38🔗
Adam
I'd swallow that thing, and then I have to pass it and clean it off and put it in my mouth again.
49:45🔗
Adam
I'd have to put a string on it and tie it to the nightstand, because I would swallow that thing and have to fish it out.
49:50🔗
Angelica Bridges
No, but they make them so tight, perfectly molded to each and every tooth and every groove in your mouth that it just-
50:05🔗
Angelica Bridges
No, I don't have any of those dreams. I just grind my teeth, so I have the mouth guard.
50:16🔗
Adam
Yeah, I'll show you where I started the fire. All right, we'll tell you about that story with Angelica Bridges after this.
51:19🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there for number 1-800-LOVE-191. Angelica Bridges is our guest tonight.
51:29🔗
And Lambchop, don't forget me.
51:31🔗
Adam
And her friend Lambchop. You know her from Baywatch and about a thousand TV shows, and now currently on the cover of the November issue of Playboy. So you're definitely gonna want to see that. Angelica happens to live in the house that my first girlfriend lived in way back in the day. And I was gonna tell you the story about almost burning the house down, which is a strange story. But here's the thing, and Angelica will back me up on this. This young lady's father is the kind of dude that you are scared of now, and you really were scared of when you were 15 and a half, or 16. The guy's like half Israeli, half Pitbull. And he was just like coming in and started yelling, in a crazy Israeli accent, scaring everybody. One of these members-only jacket guys. So he, what happened was, me and my buddy Chris, again, coincidentally, this is years after we went out. So now what happened is, is we went out, like when it's in the seventh grade, and then she was kind of like awkward and dorky, and then she got super hot. Right. So she dumped me. And then for the rest of the time I knew her, she was like super hot, but she wouldn't have anything to do with me. So we're just kind of friends.
52:55🔗
Adam
So we're over there, and we're going to go in the swimming pool and stuff. And her folks were out, and she was like, I got to run some errands. I got to do this. I got to do that. Can I trust you two alone in the house? Oh. Oh, yeah. You might as well just had a couple of ferrets on a cappuccino.
53:15🔗
Adam
Well, not after this. She knew better after this. So she left us alone in the house, and we said, we're going to stay outside and go in the pool and hang loose. You know, it's funny, that hang loose posture you have when people are leaving.
53:29🔗
Adam
We may go in the house to use the bathroom or something, but we'll be hanging by the pool. Soon as they leave, it's like flying into the house. Sliding around the corner, opening drawers, looking for pantheas and stuff, you know. And so we're just running around the house and we run into this pot of wax. It's like the kind of wax that women use to wax their legs. And it's just in a pot, just like in almost one of those little camping pots. And it's filled about three inches worth of this hard wax. And we're looking at this thing and we're like sniffing it. We're like monkeys, you know. And we're both intrigued. What is this? I think it's wax. I think it's that waxing wax, that hair pulling wax. Let's melt it. So we're like looking at you and we go, well, let's cook it up. Oh, no you didn't. And like what? Well, we'll take that little part of our eyebrow out in the middle and we'll use this wax. Yeah. It just sounded like a plan. I don't even know what kind of excess hair we had at 15 or 16, but it just seemed like here's this wax. It's calling our name. Let's throw it on the stove. So we go to throw it. We throw it on the stove. And it's hard as rock, this wax. And we look at it and we go, well, this is going to take a good 20 minutes. So we turn the flame all the way out and we go out to the pool. And we're lying around the pool. Before we know it, we see smoke coming out because what happened is the wax actually caught on fire and it's just really black. It's that sooty kind of smoke where the smoke settles on things. It's like, you ever burn plastic and it actually releases little particles that then settle on everything. So the whole house, and we come into the house and this thing's flaming. It's three feet high and the stove is burned and the hood fan above it's charcoal black and the kitchen curtains are black and smoke's pouring out everywhere. And we're like, holy Christ, we got to clean this up. But each time we wipe something, it just smears it black.
55:31🔗
Adam
We got all the windows open. We're trying to air the house out. We're cleaning and each time we clean, a minute later, the stuff settles down again and leaves this trail of soot. And we're freaking out because this chick's dad is like a maniac and he's going to kill us if he sees this. And she's not even there. And while I'm standing in the kitchen.
55:49🔗
Adam
Yes. Now you know. No. No. This is even better. This is out of a movie. Angelica, you know where your kitchen is. And you know how your kitchen window faces the street.
56:05🔗
Adam
And this guy pulls in his El Camino, by the way. He pulls right in front of the kitchen window and stops his car in the street. And he's about 10 feet away from me. And the window is wide open. And I'm looking at him. And my buddy Chris is looking at him. And Chris looks at me and goes, I'm out of here. And he takes off. He hides. He actually hides. He was so scared. He couldn't go out the front door.
56:31🔗
Adam
And I'm standing there. And this guy opens the car door and start, you know, like he's heading in the house. I'm like, oh, my God, I'm dead. I'm dead. And he stands up and he yells through the window at me. He sees you. He yells, Where's where's Esti? He yells. And I'm like, She's not here. He goes, OK. And he gets back in his car and takes off. And I'm like, oh, my God.
56:54🔗
Oh, my God.
56:59🔗
Adam
And I opened, you know, now I'm searching the house and there's Chris. He's like hiding.
57:03🔗
Adam
He's hiding in a closet. Would you get your ass out here? I can't believe you hid. So I'm like, we got to clean this place up. So we're cleaning as fast as we can. And now here's where the trouble comes in. The main problem is the hood vent above the stove where the fire was is pitch black, full of soot. And we're going, what can we clean this with? And Chris opens up the cabinet and he hands me thing and it's easy off.
57:29🔗
Adam
Oven cleaner, he says. Oven cleaner. I said, perfect. This is just what the doctor ordered. And I spray it all over that avocado metal colored and I wipe my hand across it in a big white paint because my hand is like avocado color and I'm like oh my god, we are so screwed now. Now we're screwed because this we cannot fix. We cannot clean this. We've done damage now. And so we take the pot and stuff it in the bottom of the garbage, do the best we can, we split. Because we couldn't be there when someone in. Then I got home and the phone rang and it was her mom. And it was that great tense moment. I was like, what went on here? And you'd give that, what are you talking about? Lame thing, there's a fire in their house. And she just starts going off because they just remodeled the house and she's like, so you know the super particular people and she's just going, she's just going insane, insane.
58:32🔗
Adam
To me, to me. Oh, and she's yelling, let me talk to your mom, let me talk to your dad, where are they?
58:37🔗
You're ashamed of yourself.
58:38🔗
Adam
And I'm doing, I'm pulling the move, I pulled many times in my life with faculty and everyone else, they're not home, they're not, my dad's sitting in the next room in the newsroom, he's not here, he's not here.
58:51🔗
Adam
And you know how when people, especially crazy chicks go way over the top, this is, we need a new vent, hood vent, we need a new stove, we need new curtains, the tile is on the countertops, you know, they just, it was like a whole, Remod she was going through, it's like cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, my deadbeat family has no money, I'm going insane, so I'm just like trying to smooth it over as best I can, I hang up the phone after an hour, on the phone with this crazy woman, and the next day the girl calls and she goes, I'm going out to my grandmother's house in like Cerritos or Pasadena or somewhere far away and I want you to come with me, it's the least you could do. And I said, why? Just to keep me company for the ride and I said, no, okay, well, all right, come over and pick me up. She said, all right, I'll be there in half hour. So I said, oh yeah, honk the horn, I'll come out. She pulls up my driveway, she honks the horn, I come bounding out of the house, her mom is sitting in the passenger seat of the car with her, and I'm like, holy Christ, I got to drive to Cerritos with these crazy bitches trying to kill me. So anyway, smoothed it all over on the ride to Cerritos, and never ended up paying for a thing. Meanwhile, a cowardly Chris missed all of this, hiding. Like a coward. So that was in Angelica Bridges' house, by the way, about 20 years ago. Thank you. See, a little history there.
1:00:15🔗
Adam
Yep. Look out there at one near, picture me looking right into the face of death. But how is it that he didn't come into his own house after going through his house?
1:00:36🔗
Adam
He stopped by, saw the window wide open, saw me standing there like flapping my arms trying to get the smoke out and just looked and said, where's Esti? Not here. Okay. Gets in the car and keeps going. I was like, my heart was beating like a pigeon. Ryan?
1:00:56🔗
Caller
Like, I'm uncircumcised, so when I'm in the public shower, I like to see who's not circumcised and who is.
1:01:06🔗
How gay are you?
1:01:21🔗
Drew
There's nothing wrong with that. You'll appreciate this. I had one of these very uncomfortable conversations with my daughter tonight. Oh, she goes, you know, I forget why I came, but she said, you know, mommy was watching this movie with Ben. You know, he's a rabbi and the other guy's a priest. It was Ken Norton and Ben Stiller.
1:01:39🔗
Drew
And she goes, yeah. And they were taking this baby. Well, I know what it was. Some balloons landed in our backyard. Said, Felice, you know, thank you. Happy baptism, basically. Right. And she goes, what's all this? You know, these religious ceremonies. And she goes, yeah, they're watching this movie. And there's this priest and this other guy. And they were they took a baby out and they did this thing to him. They cut something off of him. And the one guy passed out. And what's this all about?
1:02:07🔗
Drew
Oh, and she goes, she goes, I am so happy I'm not a boy. Did you do that to Douglas and Jordan?
1:02:13🔗
Adam
Oh, well, not personally, but a friend doing it. He gave me a break. All right. And by the way, it's not, it's not Ken Norton.
1:02:33🔗
Yeah.
1:02:34🔗
Caller
Yeah. I don't know. I just have a quick question here. I'm 22 and my wonderful girlfriend, she's 28. And I've been seriously pondering the idea of marriage. And I want to know if you guys foresee any problems in the age difference there. She's been married already. She's technically my first relationship.
1:03:00🔗
Drew
That's more what I'm hearing here. The age thing is not an issue. What's an issue here is you're sort of...
1:03:13🔗
Caller
I'm not getting laid. We have sex every night. Sex is actually very great. In fact, there's only one thing about...
1:03:28🔗
Caller
Anyways, I was just saying that the sex is great, except for she won't have anal sex with me. Besides that, you know, it's great. How dare she?
1:03:37🔗
Adam
But listen, Brian, I'm not saying you're not currently getting laid. What I'm saying is... Where else? I'm... Drew was about to make a case for this guy needs to sow his oats.
1:03:57🔗
Drew
I'm more concerned that he can't... That A, that he would... If he's sensing there's a problem, that he would blame it on age.
1:04:04🔗
Caller
No, no. Actually, no. I was really curious. Because see how our relationship started was, I was like... I lived in Seattle. I lived in downtown Seattle. I made really good money. So every weekend I went out with a different girl. Got laid quite a bit, in fact. Oh, really? The thing is, the thing is, is none of them really did it for me as a whole. And when I started dating, my girlfriend just kind of fell into place. Like our relationship just came really easy. I didn't have to like work to please anything or anything like that. I was just kind of curious and I wanted to get an unbiased opinion.
1:04:40🔗
Drew
Our unbiased opinion. That six years and somebody in their twenties is a peer. It's the same age.
1:04:47🔗
Adam
Yeah. She's your age. She's in your bracket. And by the way, why not? Because look, women live like eight years, nine years. It's probably going up longer than men. Men marry women that are eight, nine years younger than they are half the time. And then I got to go to my grandma's house and see her with all her female friends because all the husbands kicked off years ago. I mean, these women are having a second life without their partner. I mean, these guys, you know, these guys are, you know, they're like a 40 year old guy marries a 30 year old chick and the 30 year old chick kicks off at 90 and the 40 year old guy goes at 75 and she's got a she's got a long time.
1:05:36🔗
Adam
Or whatever. I mean, it happens all the time. So, you know, mathematically, you should marry someone who's six, eight years older than you and you both die on the same day. And Drew, what is that with the quitting living stuff? I never want to say anything, but. What? You know, when you talk to people and you go, somebody was just telling me that his folks died. My good mutual friends folks both died. And you know, they give you this one, they go, well, you know, his mom died and his dad died six months later. He just gave up. And I'm thinking, what did he do? Put like a stake in his heart or something? No, he just quit living. And I'm thinking, I don't know how medically sound that is. I mean, do people just go, forget it? I think I'm going to stop my own heart now.
1:06:37🔗
Drew
The chimpanzee will lie down on the grass depressed and just waste away. They just die.
1:06:42🔗
Adam
Well, yeah. I mean, if you don't eat and stuff. No, that kind of stuff, you get stepped on by buffalo.
1:06:48🔗
Adam
But I mean, this guy's just sitting around watching ESPN2 when he kicks off six months later. I understand that may have been a factor.
1:06:54🔗
Drew
There's even a weirder thing is that... I see this all the time. Men in their 70s, within six months of retiring, pow, something weird happens.
1:07:18🔗
Caller
Yeah, I'm 18. Actually, I have three questions to go around for you guys. But basically, the question I have is a friend at work I was working with today said that he was actually looking at my chest and he said that there was some hair, because I'm a pretty hairy guy, and he said that it's pretty, you know, it's a good idea to shave your chest. And then he kind of got in a conversation and said it's a good idea, you know, to keep it pretty short down in the testicle area. And I was wondering...
1:07:43🔗
Drew
What was the sort of frame of reference for pretty good? What does that mean? I mean, he enjoys the visual or it's healthy?
1:08:06🔗
Caller
He was talking about, you know, seriously, like, get it down to, like, you know, porn star level where it's, you know, really down cut.
1:08:16🔗
Adam
It'll grow back, I mean, it might as well. All right, so we're with you on that one. And by the way, if you're a hairy guy at 18, look out, because it's coming. Keep coming.
1:08:28🔗
Drew
Haven't we made the point, though, that shaving is not so much the issue as the pruning?
1:08:48🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, if I were to, obviously, I'm not going to, you know, shave them with like a razor or anything, but what, like, just like some regular, like, you know, like, scissors that you use to cut your hair?
1:08:59🔗
Drew
You can get those little hand-held shavers, like, you know, the military would use to give a crew cut.
1:09:12🔗
Adam
I don't know about anything. Look how retarded you gotta be. You got pubic hair, you got hair in your head, you want to clip them. What do you think, you use a blowtorch on your nuts and use the buzzer on your hair? You get that little buzzer thing. I got one, you know, it's nice, you get the battery one. You get that right up your ass, you don't have to worry about the cord getting caught up tying your nuts. I almost lost my nuts once the cord got wrapped around my nuts.
1:09:47🔗
Adam
I was moving around in a circular motion. I was trying to get up in the canyon over there, and the cord got tied around my sack and I slipped on the wet tile, and I almost pulled my nuts off.
1:10:04🔗
Angelica Bridges
Now, if you shave, it's going to be itchy when it goes back on your little package, right?
1:10:08🔗
Adam
That's right. Little is right, sister. Don't you forget it. Give me a little lamp shop. Say that.
1:10:29🔗
Adam
I was going to go where there's a scrotum tuck. Well, you know when morbidly obese people have those procedures where they get all the surgery.
1:11:05🔗
Caller
First of all, I just want to say I listen to the show every night. I get off work pretty late. You guys are awesome. I'm having a great time listening to it. Angelica, too, if you ever want to make some babies, spider monkey sounds and dress like Little Bo Peep, I can pay you an ice cream.
1:11:30🔗
Adam
Hold on, Drew, shut up. He's going to buy her some ice cream. That's what he's saying, you idiot.
1:11:36🔗
Caller
I'll find a place to get it. I'm resourceful enough to get ice cream if she's going to come over and make little-
1:11:42🔗
Caller
Also, I had a comment about the remedy for the guy that wet the bed with the alarm clock.
1:11:48🔗
Caller
Actually, that happened. My roommate was kind of a chronic, drunken bed wetter. It became a problem for us too, like my girlfriend and I, we couldn't- it was kind of embarrassing to have him in the room. Every time he got wasted, we would have to try and wake him up. It was just a pain in the ass, but it worked. We used an alarm clock, like you said, and we'd wake him up. The problem is, it would wake us up too. I have to, since he was so drunk, I have to get over there and slug him and wake him up and get him to the bathroom. But it was a huge pain. But it worked. It worked. It definitely worked. That's not my question. My question is, I'm dating a girl now and she's 21 and we can go out for a couple of months, and everything is pretty good, but we're not having sex. In my last few relationships, they all involved sex. This is the first one that has it. Her previous relationships have, but she just recently stopped. I'm wondering, she kind of busted the whole Christianity thing. All of a sudden, she became this Christian. I'm wondering, is it a trust issue with me, or do you think it's from her past boyfriend that she got hurt from?
1:12:54🔗
Drew
She's laying her religion on you, or she's using that suddenly as the reason she can't engage in a physical contact?
1:13:02🔗
Caller
She's not a full-fledged Christian. She just recently started going to church more and she never preaches to me. But she uses that as a scapegoat. Like, well, now I'm a Christian and I can't do that. She's not that serious about it. She still goes out and parties and that's fun. But the sex issue is just not happening. I'm wondering what I can do to...
1:13:35🔗
Caller
Sex is fairly new to her. I don't want to like... I'm not dating her just to have sex with her. It's definitely a bonus, you know, but I want to like figure out what I can do and try and get around that and try not to...
1:14:07🔗
Do you want a blow job or do you want a girlfriend?
1:14:10🔗
Adam
Let's see. World famous Capri. She's going places. She came in here so full of herself. Remember that Capri? Now no one knows who she is. God bless America. I hope that we never hear from that bitch again.
1:14:23🔗
Oh my God.
1:14:25🔗
Adam
She's just a pain in our ass. All right. So look. I don't know. He's been with her for a couple of months. He's getting the BJs.
1:14:37🔗
Adam
Right. And don't make her think you're working some kind of angle. I mean, if you really, you know, you can discuss it with her. Tell her you're serious about her. I mean, here's an angle a guy can work every once in a while. It never worked for me. But I always thought it sounded good on paper, which is, look, sure, I'm a guy, sure I'm horny, sure I lust after you. But, you know, it also it's a way of us moving the relationship along and feeling closer and kind of bonding. And it's been a couple of it's been a couple of months. And I would like to move. I'm very serious about you. And I want to be closer to you. So can I please hump you?
1:15:15🔗
Drew
That's sort of a trump card, though, that's scary for guys. That brings the big commitment word out.
1:15:19🔗
Adam
I know. But he is serious about her. And I think I mean, Angelica, if a guy worked that angle, it'd be like, yeah, it might work.
1:15:27🔗
Angelica Bridges
And you just have to give it time, because it's only been two months, and I know you guys have been sexually active before. But you know, maybe she jumped the gun. Maybe, I mean, coming from a girl's perspective, she started having sex with you maybe too soon. So now she's kind of having, I mean, I, that's a definite, yeah. And no, I mean, she's having doubts about maybe starting a sexual relationship too quickly. And if you just kind of are more her friend and let it, you know, take things slowly, then she'll probably start again when she gets more comfortable.
1:15:55🔗
Adam
You know, don't do that weird angry beat off thing that guys do like, you know, where the chick sleeps over and you don't get, you don't get sex, so you start beating off.
1:16:14🔗
Adam
I'm not proud of what I'm doing, but I must do it. It's a medical, it's an emergency, medical necessity all caused by you.
1:17:10🔗
Yeah, this is Slash, and you're listening to Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew on Loveline.
1:17:16🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Angelica Bridges is our guest.
1:17:22🔗
Lamb Chop.
1:17:46🔗
Angelica Bridges
Well, no one's floating my boat right now, so to speak. So I'm going to wait. I think timing is everything.
1:17:56🔗
Angelica Bridges
Someone to make me laugh. And someone that has a great sense of humor and someone intelligent and very self-confident. That's important.
1:18:06🔗
Adam
I am? Yeah. I'm more man than you can handle, so I'm going to move on. It's not ever worth it. Self-confidence. And I know the floor plan of your house. I mean, you can really get around in that place.
1:18:21🔗
Adam
Oh, my god. What I can do. What I can do with some plywood. All right. So, really, nobody, huh?
1:18:30🔗
Adam
Now, here's the thing. Like, would you just date? I know you're going to say yes, but really think about it.
1:18:42🔗
Angelica Bridges
Than to date someone that's in the public eye. It doesn't really appeal to me.
1:18:47🔗
Adam
I don't understand the dating, the famous person thing. It sounds like a colossal pain in the ass. Do you know what I mean? I mean, they're traveling all the time. You have people hitting on them all the time.
1:19:03🔗
Drew
But it probably is what drives people to sort of become celebrity. And then they can bat what's called basking each other's narcissistic glow. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
1:19:33🔗
Adam
All right. All right. So you're looking for... Now, where would you get set up? Like, where would you meet a guy?
1:19:39🔗
Angelica Bridges
I don't know. I mean, I travel a lot. You would think that I would meet someone in Italy or Spain or, you know, just being in LA or out or at dinner or, you know, it's just strange.
1:19:52🔗
Adam
Now, do you have any, like, celebrity guys, like, calling your publicist, doing that weird publicist thing?
1:20:03🔗
Angelica Bridges
Because, you know, it happens. But honestly, you just know it's not going to work because...
1:20:13🔗
Angelica Bridges
You know, creating the dinosaur from DNA, it's not going to work. Jurassic Park is going to fail. I mean, it's just, you know, it's a funny way to look at it. You're creating something that is not, you know, it has to naturally happen.
1:20:27🔗
Adam
I just think it's a little, it's a little chicken-ass when they... here's what... listen everybody, here's what people do. They call their publicist, and a publicist is like a lawyer but stupid. They're horrible heinous vermin, these publicists. And what you do is you call your publicist and you go, hey, I was checking out Angelica Bridges' play one. She's like got a tight ass. And can you call her publicist and tell her it's me and tell her I'd like to go out to lunch? And then you just work it through the publicist. Oh my God, I needed one of them in high school. All right, let's see, let's get back. So no dating right now.
1:21:13🔗
Adam
I don't believe it. Michelle, sense of humor. Wait, I'd like to see the next guy you go out with.
1:21:21🔗
Adam
Probably some professional wrestler or something. Sense of humor my ass. You better be dating a schleppy comedian. That's who I'd like to see you with.
1:21:38🔗
Angelica Bridges
No, the Jeff Corwin guy because he's really funny and he's so quick and he's got that dry sense of humor.
1:21:59🔗
Adam
He doesn't have a good sense of humor. You like the fact that he's talking to lizards.
1:22:30🔗
Adam
Okay. So I like to eat animals. That's my whole thing. But that's liking animals. I mean, that's loving them.
1:22:43🔗
Caller
Okay. Ever since I was younger, I always thought that women's vaginas always look the same. As I got older, I realized that they don't.
1:23:02🔗
Caller
And I know that it's not abnormal, and I've never had any complaints, but I'm really uncomfortable with it. Like I won't let a guy go down on me. I don't want a guy looking at me. Is there surgery that you can get?
1:23:17🔗
Adam
We actually had a guy on the show who was a doctor of vaginal rejuvenation, and he could do things like that. And there is plastic surgery for that, and it seemed to be fairly effective and not really cost that much. I was sort of surprised. Weren't you, Drew?
1:23:45🔗
Drew
Wasn't there a little conflict between the two kind of colleges we had in here? One was saying that you shouldn't mess with it, and it was not a standard for attractiveness.
1:23:56🔗
Angelica Bridges
Oh, no. Because when you think of those women in Africa, they get circumcised. Just thinking of being butchered or touched or sliced or cut in any way down there, that's not healthy. I don't care if you're having a professional do it. I just can't see anything.
1:24:22🔗
Before you drink.
1:24:34🔗
Adam
I know, but was he a Middle Eastern guy? Where was he from? He was from Nairobi or something.
1:24:39🔗
Angelica Bridges
I just have to tell her most men don't mind. It's a vagina of a vagina. And if they're into you, I mean, what do you guys think? Like that's not going to bother you, is it? I mean, there's so many girls shaped so differently, whatever. As long as it's clean and I mean, it's not... No, really though, you know what I mean? You guys don't care. It's a beautiful thing to you, whatever it looks like.
1:25:03🔗
Adam
We don't. And if I could hook up with someone who was self-conscious and I wouldn't have to go down on her, I'd be in hog heaven, it'd be great. Hey, Michelle, you know what you should do too is treat that thing like a guy treats a bald spot and just give it a comb over.
1:25:19🔗
Adam
No, just grow the hair out just a little bit. Get the little fulmanchu going down there, the Chinaman's beard.
1:25:28🔗
Caller
Well, I wax, but I don't think that's even possible. I mean, it's not that bad, but it's just I'm uncomfortable. I was never uncomfortable with it before until I realized that they look differently.
1:25:37🔗
Angelica Bridges
No, I don't think they do. I think, look at Playboy, you'll see so many different kinds of, you know, crotches.
1:25:47🔗
Adam
Kennedy told me Jenny McCarthy had one like that. Yeah, and then she said, don't say anything, I think.
1:26:03🔗
Adam
Yeah, I mean, I think that's what she told me, but I can't remember. Well, listen, the point is-
1:26:10🔗
Adam
That's right, many different flowers. It's like a rainforest down there, this. Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Are we going to break? Yeah. Listen, guys are fine with that, right? Fine, we're fine, okay. For me, it's all about the sense of humor on a woman. Does she appreciate my sense of humor? That's what it all comes down to. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Angelica Bridges is here tonight and we'll find out more of what she wants in a man after this.
1:27:22🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there. Oh, I forget about that phone number. Angelica Bridges is our guest tonight. She is currently on the cover of Playboy, November's issue, and going to be doing a Baywatch reunion show coming up soon. It's going to be on Fox in what, January?
1:27:46🔗
Angelica Bridges
We're getting ready to start shooting. They just had to do a few changes in the script. Right. Because of the sensitive time right now. There is some things in the script that involving planes. Yeah, basically. So they are just in the midst of rewriting.
1:28:00🔗
Drew
Now, speaking of being frolicking on the beach, you had a stunning story you were going to tell us.
1:28:07🔗
Adam
I'll be fast. I spent a lot of time talking about nothing tonight. But later, about the same time, I actually set Estes house on fire. About a year later, I was working for a liquor store delivering booze. Went on one of my booze runs in the liquor store station wagon, was driving up in the hills and was driving up in the studio City Hills here. Actually, the house I was living in the booze for was right next door, or a couple of houses away from this chick I knew. So I decided, we were just friends. She was cute, but we were just friends. So I figured it was like a Saturday, I figured I'd swing by and see what she was up to, surprise her. So it was one of these things where I knocked on the front door and the door swung open, like in the mystery movies. And I hear music faintly coming from the back of the house. So I start walking into the house and I'm looking around and I'm actually yelling the girl's name, looking around and I can't find her anywhere, but I hear this music and the house is sort of has a horseshoe shape and in the center is this sort of courtyard and I open a curtain and there she is with another chick who was a friend of mine, a friend of hers, she was totally hot and they're nude and they're sunbathing.
1:29:30🔗
Adam
Yeah, but their backs are to me, like you can see the back of their heads on the lounge chair and I'm up at the front of the house, so I'm like, oh, this is great. So I think if I loop around the house, walk down the hall and almost sort of pass them and then go to the very back where her mom's room is, you get a better view, hop up on the bureau, I'll look through the window and I'll be facing the front of them. So I start hustling around and I get to the mom's room and it took me a minute to navigate the house and get in the mom's room and open the curtain. As I stick my head up, I just see both their asses heading into the house, which essentially is now cut me off. I'm now trapped in the back of the house with the station wagon in the driveway full of clothes and they've headed in the house. I'm like, Holy Christ. So I realize the way the house is laid out, I'm cut off. There's no back door in the mom's bedroom and I'm now cut off. So I hide in a closet.
1:30:47🔗
Adam
No, they didn't go out to the driveway. They cut across to the center of the house and now they're in the living room.
1:30:56🔗
Adam
So they decide to take a shower. Yeah, well one of them does. They were going to take turns because they were oiled up and stuff. That was great. So I'm in the closet. I can't really see what's going on in the shower but I can hear them in the bathroom and the shower is running.
1:31:22🔗
Adam
I didn't know what to think. I'd spent a considerable amount of time in a closet in high school so I was pretty acquainted with the surroundings. You know, I was in countries the way I looked at it. I spent a lot of time there. Like a Vietnam vet had done four or five tours. You know. You're fine. So one of them gets into the shower and it's the one I don't know as well. And the other one whose house it is, who I'm a little chummier with, decides to head to another part of the house. So I think, okay. They're not both going to be in the shower at the same time. And the one who doesn't know me that well should be in the shower. If I run into someone, I should run into someone I know.
1:32:00🔗
Adam
No. No. The one's in the shower, that one's naked walking around the front of the house. But mind you, I have to go past her to get to the front door. And she's somewhere in the house. I don't know where she is. I'm hoping she's in another part and I can skate past somehow. And I burst down the closet and I head down the hall. And as I head into the opening where the living room is, she's in the kitchen, but her back has turned to me. But I got to make it past this like 20-foot run to slide, to get to the front door. And I'm like, and she turns around and she's naked and she's screaming. Good. So I just kept going.
1:33:11🔗
Adam
Yeah, I made it seem like I was concerned and I walked in and I was looking for them. It was a tough sell. Plus the booze was like, the old Yanta who was up in the hill was calling down the liquor store. Like, this guy is supposed to be here an hour. I was in the closet. I was just trapped in the house for almost an hour.
1:33:35🔗
Oh my God.
1:33:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, I'm passing now. I mean, therapy and the support of my family and Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior. Did I get some mileage out of that when I got home? I had to take off early to go home and beat off. Oh no. I really did. I had to cut out early. Holly?
1:33:53🔗
Yes.
1:33:55🔗
Hi. I'm just sitting here listening to your stories and laughing my a-hoff. I mean, I could tell you the same kind of stories, Adam, since we're about the same age. I could go on, but that's not why I called tonight. I just want to tell you that you are hilarious. I love you and Dr. Drew. I listen to you every night.
1:34:20🔗
Caller
I was just calling because I do not know Angelica. I have a question for her. I just want to tell her that last night, I saw her on Craig Kilbourne. I think you're a very beautiful woman. I love the way you had your hair last night. Thank you. I've got it layered. Mine is layered. And it's about shoulder length now. But I'm trying to get it to grow out like that again. Because that was kind of around back in the 70s when I was a teenager.
1:35:04🔗
Angelica Bridges
Oh, just tell him you want it layered and feathered. Like when he's cutting it, you say you want it to be like fair faucets.
1:35:13🔗
Oh, really? That's what you guys are on?
1:35:14🔗
Angelica Bridges
Yeah, and then they just go down the side and they share it with scissors and they layer it all the way down the side where it's going to feather all the way to the end of the length. You know, from your bangs, let your bangs come to about, maybe to your eye, and then the next, you know, where your ear is, a little bit shorter there and a little bit shorter and just have them layer it. Just tell them you want it like fair faucets. And then when it's straight, it doesn't look like 70s, but then when you want it to feather, it'll do that exactly. And you can do it really feathered or you can do it semi-feathered or just wear it straight.
1:35:46🔗
Adam
I always tell my hairdresser I want to look like Dorothy Hamill when I go in. I go, give me the Dorothy Hamill. And he always argues, Jose says that, he always says, you did not have the hair for that. And I go, listen, you do your job or you'll not get tipped and I'll deport your scrawny French ass. What happened to Jose? Aren't you Jose Ebert?
1:36:09🔗
Adam
Wearing that cowboy hat with the pony tail. Somebody caught on to his act and realized he's an idiot. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break and we'll be back.
1:36:19🔗
Caller
All right, guys, bottom line, here's the deal. Looking to hook up. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person.
1:37:12🔗
Adam
Yeah. Hey, Lit and Ozzy Osbourne and Smash Mouth amongst others, and Tenacious D and Travis and Tony Hawk. We got a whole bunch of good people coming up. I want to thank Angelica Bridges for coming in here tonight. Doing her little lamb chop boys.
1:37:29🔗
Thanks for having me.
1:37:34🔗
Adam
Surprising all of us saying she likes a guy with a sense of humor. I figured it would be just a guy, you know, with a coke, like a guy who was in a coke with a pinky ring or something, but it turns out a sense of humor is what she's into.
1:37:49🔗
Adam
Go figure. All right. So I want to thank Damon for doing a great job. I mean, Damien. Listen, I can't remember every kid's name who blows through this taco stand.
1:38:06🔗
Yeah.
1:38:07🔗
Adam
For doing a great job on the phones and Lauren, wherever she is. Is she standing up behind the console there? I just can't see her. No. And producer Ann for doing a great job booking folks like Angelica Bridges and tons and tons. Ozzie next week.
1:38:43🔗
Caller
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