Thursday, August 23, 2001

1:01🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:06🔗 Go!

1:08🔗 Voiceover Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13🔗 Adam Hey everybody, Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LLV-E-191, Dr. Drew. Board Certified Internist and Addiction Medicine Specialist. No guests tonight. We've had guests every night for like the last couple of weeks, haven't we, Drew?

1:33🔗 Drew I think so. Maybe not last week, but this week we've had them. Oh, really?

1:37🔗 Adam Just feels that way?

1:38🔗 Drew It feels that way, yeah.

1:39🔗 Adam I thought we had some guests last week.

1:40🔗 Drew I think we had some empty space last week, but it's all right.

1:42🔗 Adam Can you name one guest from last week?

1:44🔗 Drew Jerry Manthing. That was this week.

1:47🔗 Adam Kevin Smith was in last week. All right. Jay Moore coming in next week, Matthew Lillard and Slash. Oh, Slash. Haven't seen him in a while. I haven't heard anything from him. So we'll see him next week.

2:03🔗 Drew Are you getting a mind-melting buzz in your headphones right now?

2:07🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm hearing a buzz. Anderson, you have any idea what that buzz is? No, it's not melting my mind, though. I have no buzz. All right.

2:15🔗 Drew You want to ask about AM radio as long as we're talking about buzzes?

2:18🔗 Adam No, because I know there's no answer to this.

2:20🔗 Drew It'll go on for an hour.

2:21🔗 Adam But there's something that drives me insane. I like to listen to AM radio. I like talk radio and I enjoy listening to it. You find it most on AM. I have a beautiful like $1,300 Morantz tuner in my home that is really top of the line. I mean, you can get a good one for 400 bucks. This thing's over a thousand bucks. You put AM, there's a constant hum going on AM. The other day, I bought a clock radio for $13 AM clear as a bell. And I cannot for the life of me figure out why AM radio does not come in on nice home theater or expensive tuners. It only comes on cheap radios. Anderson, you have an answer for that and the car. And I just noticed it when Anderson turned on the AM in here and pumped it into the studio and it was buzzing away like a mother effer. There's no suitable answer for that. I've asked many people.

3:20🔗 Engine noise.

3:22🔗 Adam Engine noise what?

3:23🔗 Drew Oh, that we're hearing now?

3:25🔗 No, not now.

3:26🔗 Adam In AM?

3:27🔗 Yeah, AM.

3:28🔗 Adam Engine noise?

3:29🔗 Drew Yes.

3:30🔗 Adam What engine?

3:30🔗 Drew In the house? No, in the house. No, I don't know.

3:32🔗 Adam Clear as a bell in a car.

3:34🔗 I'm not a real engineer.

3:35🔗 Adam No kidding.

3:37🔗 I get back there.

3:38🔗 Drew I like the way he says that. I'm not really an engineer, guys.

3:43🔗 Adam There's no good.

3:44🔗 I can go.

3:44🔗 Drew I can play one for you guys.

3:46🔗 Adam I can go to a thrift store, pay $2 for an AM radio from 1971, and it'll come in clear as a bell. But if I try to tune it in in a home stereo, it never ever comes in. And nobody has an answer for that. All right. Let's talk to, what name is that? Malik? Malik?

4:04🔗 Yeah, hi.

4:05🔗 Adam You're 18?

4:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

4:06🔗 Adam What's up?

4:07🔗 Caller My boyfriend told me he has chlamydia, and I want to know what it is and can I get it?

4:12🔗 Drew Oh yeah, you can get it. And it's an infection in men, it's an infection typically of the urethra.

4:17🔗 Adam Is this Malik the chick?

4:19🔗 Caller No, the guy.

4:20🔗 Adam Malik the guy?

4:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

4:22🔗 Adam Oh, okay. And you don't hear about chlamydia getting passed from guy to guy?

4:26🔗 Drew It does. You can get it in your throat if you're giving oral sex. You can get it in your eye. You can get it in your rear end if that's what you're doing. What is it? It's similar to a bacteria and it causes an infection.

4:38🔗 Adam What's it do to a guy though? It doesn't harm a guy too much, does it?

4:41🔗 Drew Well, you can get complications. Remember that guy with the epithetomitis last night? That could have been chlamydia. You can get complications, but it can cause painful pee, usually. It's the most common thing.

4:48🔗 Caller Or a medication you can take.

4:50🔗 Drew Or a sore throat. Yeah, it can be treated with really a single dose now of a medicine called azithromycin.

4:54🔗 Adam You can get it in your ass?

4:56🔗 Drew You can imagine. I've never seen it.

4:57🔗 Adam Really? I've never heard of that. Uh-oh. Anderson, watch what you're pushing over there.

5:03🔗 Drew Malik? Yeah, it could be wrong, but that. I've certainly seen it in the throat and certainly a rethrown compound.

5:06🔗 Adam How's the gay lifestyle treating you?

5:08🔗 Caller It's all right.

5:09🔗 Adam It's good? Yeah. Is your behind man still intact?

5:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

5:13🔗 Adam It is? It is, huh? Just oral sex?

5:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

5:17🔗 Adam Okay. That's one of them, huh?

5:20🔗 Drew He's been treated, your boyfriend?

5:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

5:23🔗 Adam All right. Who's yelling back there, Malik?

5:25🔗 Caller My mom. Yeah.

5:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Is that why you're gay? Because mom always yells?

5:32🔗 Caller Yeah. All right.

5:34🔗 Adam Well, next time she asks you, you can tell her why. All right, Malik. Listen, where are you going? Junior college?

5:41🔗 Caller No.

5:42🔗 Adam You working?

5:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

5:43🔗 Adam Where are you working?

5:44🔗 Caller Hospital.

5:45🔗 Adam Okay. All right. Don't steal any drugs. Don't steal any jewelry off of old dead people and enjoy your life. All right?

5:53🔗 Caller All right.

5:53🔗 Adam Be careful out there.

5:54🔗 Caller All right.

5:55🔗 Adam All right. All right. Good job at a hospital at 18.

5:59🔗 Drew We didn't ask what he did. He may be working in the kitchen or something.

6:01🔗 Who knows?

6:03🔗 Drew Ask him?

6:04🔗 Adam Yeah. I'm scared his mom's going to yell at me.

6:06🔗 Malik?

6:08🔗 Adam He's the head of neurosurgery. Malik? He hung up his mom's man.

6:14🔗 Caller John?

6:15🔗 Adam Hey. You're 16?

6:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

6:16🔗 Adam What's up?

6:18🔗 Caller Oh, like, I've been recently sexually active with my girlfriend and I'm not really sure about this, but I have trouble sustaining an erection or even ejaculating.

6:31🔗 Drew What do you mean you're not sure about it?

6:33🔗 Caller Like, I can go like 20 minutes having sex and not ejaculate.

6:37🔗 Drew That's good. You have an erection the whole time?

6:39🔗 Caller No, like that's the problem. It goes down a little bit. Like, I can feel it.

6:43🔗 Drew Losing.

6:44🔗 Adam Yeah. Let me give you a little tip there, John. When you lose the penis, the erection, you can't also claim I don't ejaculate. You know what I mean? You have to stop the clock.

6:55🔗 Caller It's still hard. It's not gone. It's like, it's like, it's like...

6:59🔗 Adam Leather?

7:00🔗 Caller Yeah, it can bend a little bit.

7:02🔗 Adam Right.

7:02🔗 Drew Do you take any medication?

7:03🔗 Caller No, I don't. And that was one thing I was wondering about. Like, if it's not medication, is it like something that you see a psychiatrist about or something?

7:14🔗 Drew The other medicine to correct this, you mean?

7:16🔗 Caller Yeah. It's like a mental thing.

7:18🔗 Drew No. Well, anxiety, nervous. Are you nervous?

7:23🔗 Caller No.

7:24🔗 Drew You're not nervous. Are you thinking of anything when you're having sex with someone?

7:27🔗 Caller No, I don't really...

7:29🔗 Drew Is it the same person every time?

7:30🔗 Caller Yes, my girlfriend.

7:31🔗 Drew Are you into her?

7:32🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

7:33🔗 Drew Are you really ready to have sex? Is that something that's been...

7:35🔗 Caller Yeah. No, but that's even oral sex and hand jabs and like I've only really ejaculated once and I had to stop one time because it's something else. Like I was almost there and I had to stop but like really only once. I've ever ejaculated once.

7:51🔗 Adam Yeah. What feels the best? I mean like the sex or the oral sex?

7:56🔗 Caller No. Oral sex like did never work. Like three times I tried and it didn't work.

8:00🔗 Drew Do you masturbate?

8:01🔗 Caller Occasionally.

8:03🔗 Adam Yeah. You better get on that. I mean you better figure it out. You better get used to it.

8:08🔗 Caller I've been trying to, you know, I hear you talking like I'm a long time listener and I hear you get dry and then you use the publication and I've tried both and like.

8:18🔗 Drew How long ago did you sort of start developing puberty?

8:22🔗 Caller What do you mean?

8:22🔗 Drew What time did the hair development, that kind of stuff?

8:24🔗 Caller Actually it was pretty late. Like it was like the beginning or like the middle of the seventh grade year and like most of the guys that sound like like old end of sixth grade. So I felt kind of.

8:34🔗 Drew Have you, have you, are you short of the most of your peers?

8:37🔗 Caller I used to be, but I'm not. I guess I could be a little bit shorter.

8:42🔗 Drew You know, I think he just hasn't really gone to puberty yet. I think he's just, he's not producing anything.

8:46🔗 Adam Yeah, he's, he's, he's a late bloomer. He's having trouble getting it going.

8:49🔗 Drew This is the nutty thing about our age is kids are starting to have sex before their bodies are even prepared to have it yet.

8:55🔗 Adam Right, right.

8:57🔗 Caller It's nuts.

8:58🔗 Adam It's like the guy got his first menage before he got his first pube.

9:03🔗 Yeah.

9:04🔗 Adam Yeah, right, right. Thank God my body was good and ready. I mean, it was, it was, it was dried out like a piece of beef jerky by the time. It had mummified. It had aged to perfection. That's right. The Egyptians, they pulled my brain out through a dental instrument through my nose and packed my head with a hemp that had been soaked in safflower oil.

9:29🔗 Drew Nice.

9:29🔗 Adam Yeah. And then I was ready to have sex. Yeah. You know, some guys are a little bit slow, a little bit later. I know you, you can't sympathize with this, Drew, because you're a passionate, passionate man. But when I was 16, I was probably a year and a half behind. I mean, you know, it took me a while to get the old dork working. You know, he just.

9:51🔗 Yeah, it's not working.

9:53🔗 Adam Yeah. But if he's a year or two behind, he's going to hit a stride the next year or two.

9:57🔗 Drew I understand. He had to cool out in the meantime, wait till his body is ready to do it.

10:01🔗 Adam Or he could just sort of push through it and see if he can jumpstart it a little. Danny.

10:06🔗 Hey, hi guys. How are you doing?

10:07🔗 Adam Good.

10:08🔗 Caller Hey, Dr. Drew, I've got a quick question about SSRIs.

10:11🔗 Adam Yeah.

10:11🔗 Caller I was on Paxil for about a year and a half, and then I was on about 30 milligrams. The doctor pumped me up to 40, and I started feeling a whole bunch of bad side effects. I was taking off cold turkey, and I was allowed to go about three weeks before I saw him again. He tried to recharge me, and that didn't work. Everything just went to hell after that. So about three weeks ago, I stopped it again myself because I was just feeling too horrible. So what I did was I just quit cold turkey again and been trying to use Xanax to help me out. But I was wondering, because none of the doctors I've seen seem to know about any possibility of withdrawal from this medication.

10:51🔗 Drew Oh, Paxil has an awful withdrawal syndrome. You feel really dizzy. It's a very funny feeling. People have trouble describing it. It's like the sort of dizzy meets panic. And, right?

11:04🔗 Adam Are those two of the dwarves from Snow White?

11:06🔗 Drew They're just mad.

11:07🔗 Caller Well, not necessarily the dizziness, but more like kind of like feel like you get some zaps through your body.

11:12🔗 Drew Yeah. No, there is a definite withdrawal from Paxil and sometimes one from effects or...

11:17🔗 Adam Right. So what should he do?

11:18🔗 Caller Well, let me ask a couple more things. Also, I was also pretty much like had a smothering shortness of breath sensation for about 10 days. It kind of comes and goes. Also, there's a couple days where I kind of feel like I have a flu.

11:33🔗 Drew Yeah. Are you not seeing a psychiatrist?

11:35🔗 Caller Yeah, I am. Actually, I went to a new one. And the first thing out of his mouth was, let me put you on Selexa. And I was like, whoa, that's not what I wanted to hear.

11:43🔗 Drew Well, you may need something to sort of compensate, sort of something that has a compensatory mechanism to settle this thing down before you come off that one. I mean, you really, you got to go. You should have come down off the paxil very slowly.

11:55🔗 Caller Yeah, that's what I understand. That's how it's supposed to go. But, you know, all of a sudden, the doctor, that's why...

11:59🔗 Drew It was a big mistake. Yeah, exactly. And I would, I have heard of people going on to other ones like Selexa and getting some relief. And I think you ought to follow the direction and then let them take you off that one. But this can be a really miserable, miserable experience. I can go on for a long time. So...

12:13🔗 Adam Why do you want to get off in the first place, though?

12:15🔗 Drew He didn't say. All right. Bad side effects, he said. He didn't say what, but...

12:19🔗 Adam All right. A lot of hosts would go back and ask, but not me. Moving forward. Megan?

12:24🔗 Yeah.

12:25🔗 Adam You're 16?

12:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:26🔗 Adam What's up?

12:27🔗 Caller Well, first, I want to apologize because the screener asked me if I've ever called the show before because I sounded familiar, and I said no instead of reflex, but I really have, and I feel really stupid. Whatever.

12:38🔗 Caller All right.

12:40🔗 Caller Okay. Well, a while ago, I heard a lesbian caller, and she said that she couldn't have an orgasm with her lover, but yet her lover could feel her having contractions even though she couldn't feel the contractions of herself or the sensation.

12:57🔗 Adam Sounds like our show.

12:59🔗 Drew I don't remember the call, but.

13:00🔗 Adam It does sound like something you might hear.

13:03🔗 Drew Lesbians talking about feeling their partner's contractions. Right.

13:05🔗 Adam That's us.

13:06🔗 Drew Nice. Okay.

13:07🔗 Caller Okay. Well, I was wondering, first of all, how that was possible.

13:11🔗 Drew Well, with arousal with women, there can be some tightening of the vaginal muscles, and that may not be the rhythmic contractions of orgasm.

13:18🔗 Caller Okay. Because what made me think of this was, the other night, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and when we finished, he had just pulled out and everything, and his dog came over to me, and I was so afraid. Well, she acted like she was going to go to that area, so I put my hand over the area to protect myself, and I felt contractions down there, but I didn't have an orgasm or anything, and I was wondering what the heck that was all about.

13:45🔗 Drew That's just you. That's all right. It's normal to have a certain amount, and there probably wasn't real rhythmic regular contraction. It's just sort of relaxing and...

13:55🔗 Caller Okay.

13:55🔗 Drew I don't know if I can... This is sort of graphic stuff. I'm not sure if I can describe it. Basically, there's a certain amount of relaxation that goes on as women become receptive, too, so things actually open a little bit in preparation, but they don't just open. They have some sort of a hippus. They kind of open and close a little bit.

14:11🔗 Adam What do you mean, hippus?

14:12🔗 Drew Hippus is like... The pupil does that. It gets... Yeah.

14:15🔗 Adam Oh, I see. It gets contracts and expands.

14:19🔗 Drew Yeah, but not big contractions. It's like little...

14:22🔗 Adam Little ones. And then when the penis is gone...

14:25🔗 Drew There's some little left behind.

14:27🔗 Adam The dog's snout has now replaced the penis.

14:29🔗 Right.

14:33🔗 Adam You know, what is it with the dudes who keep the dog in the room when they're banging the girlfriend? Is that a little intrusive? You know what I mean?

14:43🔗 Drew How old's your boyfriend?

14:44🔗 Caller He's 18.

14:46🔗 Adam What kind of dog?

14:48🔗 Caller She's part Australian Shepherd and something else.

14:52🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

14:53🔗 Drew I had a strong Australian Shepherd read it. Did you? You know who this guy is? Read this guy, who the guy is.

14:59🔗 Adam Yeah, but...

15:00🔗 Drew The Australian Shepherd.

15:01🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. And what does your...

15:03🔗 Drew Does he build his own houses and surf during the day?

15:06🔗 Adam No, he's 18. He doesn't do anything. I was picturing the surf thing too, but they're in Ohio. Hey, Megan?

15:12🔗 Caller Yeah?

15:12🔗 Adam All right. Did he let the dog in after he got done having sex with you?

15:16🔗 Caller No, she was in there the whole time.

15:18🔗 He also has a Golden Retriever and a half German Shepherd, half Coyote, but they sleep with his mom.

15:26🔗 Adam The half German Shepherd, half Coyote?

15:29🔗 Drew Sleeps with his mom.

15:30🔗 Adam Is it really Coyote, really half Coyote?

15:33🔗 Yes, she is.

15:34🔗 Caller And she's beautiful.

15:36🔗 Adam So a German Shepherd or a Coyote raped a German Shepherd or vice versa?

15:40🔗 I'm not really sure.

15:41🔗 Drew I think the former.

15:43🔗 Adam Can you do that? Can you? I guess. Do coyotes have sex with just regular dogs? I thought they ate them.

15:49🔗 Caller I think Coyote crossed this before.

15:52🔗 Adam All right. So half German Shepherd, half Coyote in the dog school?

15:56🔗 Caller Oh, she's really sweet. But when she gets mad at the other dogs or something, she's really vicious.

16:01🔗 She's, I guess, one of those dogs that's, you know, she's real docile all the time.

16:04🔗 Caller But she, her anger builds up and she goes all out.

16:08🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. All right. Well, keep them all away from your crotch and don't worry about the contractions.

16:13🔗 Caller Okay. Thanks.

16:14🔗 Adam All right. Good times.

16:15🔗 Caller All right.

16:16🔗 Bye.

16:17🔗 Adam I don't like those people who's, you know, you know what a dog is to a human being? A dog is like what your own fart is to you. You don't mind it.

16:30🔗 Drew Right, right, right.

16:30🔗 Adam No big deal for you. You may even enjoy it.

16:33🔗 Drew But you should make an attempt to be empathic about the other person.

16:36🔗 Adam Well, you know, some people, their dogs sleep on their bed with them. And they're always up on the sofa. And they're just kind of all over the place. And so now you're used to the smell and the vibe and the essence of the dog. You even enjoy it because it's sort of an extension of you.

16:51🔗 Drew Because you're a dog.

16:52🔗 Adam Like I said, your own fart. But your girlfriend sleeps over and now she's got to sleep where the dog normally sleeps on the side of that bed.

16:59🔗 Drew That's good. But if you're a dog, would you have the same delight that you have with your own farts?

17:05🔗 Adam If the dog broke win or the dog went down on me?

17:08🔗 Drew No, the dog was just hanging around making your furniture stink and hairy and stuff.

17:11🔗 Adam No.

17:12🔗 Drew Wouldn't be as delightful to you as your farts, I guess.

17:14🔗 Adam No. Listen, I had a dog for about four months before it died. And I was relieved, quite frankly. I think it was driving me insane.

17:23🔗 Drew And by the way, this business about her having contractions, I got to remember that she was covering up an area that has a certain amount of muscular contractile, skeletal, volitional muscular contractions associated with it. As a dog is coming up to it. I mean, no wonder there was some contraction, right?

17:40🔗 Adam Yeah. It's like a Venus flytrap. Dan? Hey. Hey, you're 20. What's up?

17:47🔗 Caller Pretty much just want to thank you guys for taking my call. It's kind of late where I'm at right now. I'm in Florida. Got a question and kind of like a comment on a call you guys had last week. All right. You had the guy who called in about his girlfriend who I guess he said he was breaking one while he was going down on her.

18:04🔗 Drew Is it last week?

18:05🔗 Adam I thought this was last year.

18:07🔗 Drew Yeah. It was like a year ago.

18:09🔗 Caller No.

18:09🔗 Adam It was a couple weeks ago.

18:10🔗 Caller I get all the late tapes over here all the time in Florida. So.

18:14🔗 Adam All right. Well, no. It was probably a week and a half ago or something.

18:18🔗 Drew What's up?

18:19🔗 Caller Well, pretty much I was just thinking that the only probably best thing it was is obviously just has some bad hygiene down there and she needed to kind of, you know.

18:26🔗 Drew Well, you're talking. No, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no.

18:28🔗 Adam Yeah.

18:29🔗 Drew He's not the one.

18:30🔗 Adam I know what he's talking about.

18:30🔗 Drew Yeah. We were having an argument with him about whether or not she was having continuous gas. Remember that?

18:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:35🔗 Adam Yeah. The guy was an idiot and he was having difficulty explaining himself.

18:40🔗 Drew Right.

18:40🔗 Caller Well, that one kind of had me on the floor for a while on the way home. Oh, good.

18:44🔗 Adam I hope you weren't driving.

18:45🔗 Caller Yeah, actually I was. I bet one time I get to listen to the show half the time.

18:49🔗 Adam All right. So what is your that's your comment. What's your question?

18:53🔗 Caller Pretty much my question is, seeing this girl right now, I just kind of got out of a long relationship. So we're trying to take things slow right now. She also just got out of a long relationship. And she's kind of like on the whole trip that this, because things are going so well between us, that everything is just this whole fairy tale thing. She's worried about me up and running back to my ex because it did kind of happen at one point a while back. But I told her it was a mistake and, you know, I'm back for good and I'm not going anywhere. And she's kind of worried about the whole thing about because she has a two and a half year old daughter as well. Of yours?

19:27🔗 Adam No, not of his.

19:29🔗 Caller No, not mine.

19:30🔗 Adam Dan, how long have you guys been together?

19:33🔗 Caller Well, we've been friends for quite some time. We work together. And I was like, you know, when I was on one of my breaks with my girlfriend that we've been having trouble with and everything like that, I started like kind of seeing her a little bit. And then-

19:46🔗 Drew Now did she kind of come after you?

19:48🔗 Caller Well, pretty much. I always knew there was kind of something there. Yeah.

19:51🔗 Drew I get the distinct impression that she is much more into this than he is. And as with any friendship, it's always one that's got the eye of the tiger going.

20:01🔗 Adam Did the first, did the old girlfriend dump you?

20:04🔗 Caller No, I broke up with her. Yeah.

20:08🔗 Adam Okay. Why? Did you break up with her because she cheated on you or did something egregious?

20:12🔗 Caller Actually, I cheated on her and I broke up with her.

20:16🔗 Adam I like that in style.

20:17🔗 Drew Why do you have girlfriends?

20:19🔗 Caller Why do I have girlfriends? Yeah.

20:21🔗 Drew You don't sound like you really want one.

20:23🔗 Caller Oh, no, I do. I do. I mean, this girl is like, you know, the greatest thing I've, you know, come across.

20:28🔗 Drew Well, you opened up, well, so far, of course.

20:30🔗 Adam He cheated on her. How long ago did you cheat on her?

20:33🔗 Caller It was like two years ago.

20:34🔗 Drew And you opened up with this.

20:35🔗 Caller I made a mistake of fessing up when I should have just.

20:37🔗 Adam Oh, hold on. Yeah, that was stupid. You cheated on your original girlfriend. But then when did you go back and have sex with your original girlfriend and cheat on your current girlfriend?

20:48🔗 Caller Oh, I didn't. No, I didn't cheat. I didn't go back and have sex with her. We just went. We weren't going out. We were just seeing each other. And then all of a sudden, I explained to her that I didn't think I gave my ex-girlfriend a real chance. We didn't get enough closure in the relationship for me to really be moving on.

21:02🔗 Drew You really, Dan, I do not get any sense. You give a rat's hyena about any of these girls. I really don't.

21:07🔗 Adam And let me say some 20-year-old guys from Florida should not be using words like closure.

21:12🔗 Drew Yeah. I mean, really, Dan, you start out this discussion with, well, she has this fairy tale idea of our relationship. How dare she think of us as this committed relationship?

21:22🔗 Adam Wait a second. Hey, Dan, I got some questions. Now, just listen carefully. Here's something I'm having trouble figuring out. We'll just call it current girlfriend and old girlfriend for the sake of clarity, all right?

21:34🔗 Caller Okay.

21:34🔗 Adam You said at one point that you had cheated on the current girlfriend.

21:38🔗 Drew With the old one.

21:39🔗 Adam With the old one.

21:41🔗 Drew And that you also broke up with the old one because you cheated on her.

21:44🔗 Caller Is that? Well, then I confused you and I confused myself at the same time.

21:47🔗 Adam All right, so you never cheated on the current one?

21:50🔗 Caller No, I did not cheat on the current one.

21:51🔗 Adam Okay, and even though I asked how long you two have been together, and you gave me this story about you've been friends for a long time.

21:58🔗 Caller Well, I was kind of just building in.

22:00🔗 Adam All right, but how long have you two been together?

22:02🔗 Caller Probably within like the past three weeks, we've been seeing each other.

22:05🔗 Adam Three weeks?

22:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:06🔗 Adam All right, I've had enough of Dan.

22:07🔗 Drew Can you say something about two years also?

22:10🔗 Adam It's really the beauty and the stupidity of our callers, which is I'm trying to get some kind of gauge of what we're talking about. Are we talking about someone who's dating? Are we talking about someone who should have been married by now? Is this a situation where this has been going on for five years and someone's got to make a move?

22:26🔗 Drew Right.

22:27🔗 Adam No, no. It starts off with, well, we've been seeing each other for a while, but we decided to take it slow because we both are coming off of previous long-term relationships.

22:38🔗 Drew I've been working a long time and knew she had something for me.

22:40🔗 Adam Okay. So how long have you been going out? Well, I've known her for two years and we've always had, we've been going out for three goddamn weeks. Stop thinking for a minute.

22:52🔗 Drew The only reason he's going out is he's broken up the other one and this girl's into him.

22:55🔗 Adam Right.

22:56🔗 Drew Otherwise, he...

22:57🔗 Adam Okay. So the answer to the question is no answer.

23:02🔗 Drew Just relax.

23:03🔗 Adam Where do you get to the two-month mark before you start making any decisions? You're at the three-week mark.

23:09🔗 Drew What was it? He wasn't even asking about it.

23:11🔗 Adam I don't know.

23:11🔗 Drew What's the decision he needs to make?

23:12🔗 Adam No. Listen, Dan, I like you. I'm glad you're listening to the show, but don't care. When we come back, we'll speak to Nat, who's 23. His mom recently died from Steven-Johnson syndrome.

23:24🔗 Drew No, it's not what you're thinking.

23:25🔗 Adam Beaten with Steven's large penis. What is that?

23:28🔗 Drew It's bad.

23:29🔗 Adam It's bad?

23:30🔗 Drew Yeah.

23:30🔗 Adam I guess if it kills you, it's never good, right?

23:32🔗 Drew It's not good.

23:33🔗 Adam Is it one of the bad ones that kill you? Is there intermediate things that kill you?

23:36🔗 Drew This is sort of a gruesome one. It's a bad, bad skin thing.

23:39🔗 Oh, all right.

23:41🔗 Adam So we'll speak to Nat about that when we come back. No, no, I'm separate.

24:00🔗 Drew Not in their head.

24:01🔗 Adam Too far separate.

24:02🔗 Drew Not in their head.

24:02🔗 Adam Hey, everyone. What are you doing, Anderson?

24:05🔗 We're fine. All right.

24:07🔗 Adam Anderson, stop worrying about the quality of the show. How many times I got to tell you that. This baby runs itself. People love to hear us talk about nothing, even if they don't know what we're talking about.

24:17🔗 Caller Hey, it's a love line. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

24:22🔗 Adam You know what I've found through listening to those? I can recreate my voice almost perfectly.

24:27🔗 Caller Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

24:31🔗 Adam Come on, give me another one. The world is your oyster. Because that's all the world is. The world is your oyster. Because that's all the world is. You can't articulate yourself any better than that. You can't articulate your words any better... Oh, yourself, sorry. Come on, I mean gibberish. Give me some gibberish, Anderson. Come on, let me see. Live or Memorex, come on. Shoot me in the ass and then bang me in the ass.

25:01🔗 Drew Nice.

25:02🔗 Caller Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

25:06🔗 Adam No, not as good.

25:07🔗 Caller Hey, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

25:09🔗 Adam Well, that was Lycus, wasn't it? That wasn't me, was it?

25:11🔗 Drew No, that was you doing like that.

25:12🔗 Adam Oh, that wasn't like?

25:13🔗 Caller Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah chicks. Blah-blah-blah devil. Blah-blah-blah. Really? Blah-blah-blah.

25:23🔗 Adam All right, Nat.

25:24🔗 Caller Blah-blah-blah. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

25:27🔗 Drew Nat?

25:28🔗 Caller Hello?

25:29🔗 Drew Hey, Nat, what's up?

25:30🔗 Caller Hey, what's going on?

25:31🔗 Adam Year 23, what's up?

25:33🔗 Caller Yeah, I just want to tell you guys that whether you know it or not, you have changed my life a lot and that's why I called you.

25:40🔗 Adam He was a straight A student. Now he's addicted to heroin. And living on the streets of Mesa, Arizona.

25:46🔗 Caller Yeah, not quite. But my mom died from Steven Johnson Syndrome about two weeks ago. Oh boy.

25:53🔗 Adam And now explain that syndrome to us lay people.

25:57🔗 Caller Exactly why I'm calling it is because I don't exactly know what it is.

26:01🔗 Drew Well, it's typically started as an allergic reaction.

26:04🔗 Caller Right. That's what they told me.

26:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

26:05🔗 Caller But they didn't exactly tell me what causes it. I mean, I know it's allergic reaction.

26:09🔗 Drew It's usually to a medication.

26:11🔗 Caller Medication?

26:12🔗 Drew Usually.

26:12🔗 Caller Okay. Well, my mom had lupus.

26:14🔗 Drew Oh, well, geez.

26:15🔗 Caller And so she had taken a lot of medication.

26:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

26:18🔗 Drew I mean, that's, yeah. I've seen a couple of lupus patients actually die this way. And-

26:24🔗 Caller Right.

26:25🔗 Caller And-

26:26🔗 Adam From the medication they take?

26:27🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, they get some sort of, I think there's another thing called, did they ever use a term, this is not so much the thing, but toxic hypodermal necrolysis?

26:36🔗 Caller I didn't really hear any terms. I mean-

26:39🔗 Caller Well, the point is-

26:39🔗 Adam I had to kind of yell that at me from a car today.

26:41🔗 Drew It's your skin base. It's like a head-to-toe burn, basically.

26:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

26:46🔗 Drew Your skin just sloughs off.

26:47🔗 Adam Hey, let me ask you this, Drew, or Nat, Stevens, Johnson?

26:53🔗 Drew Two doctors, two doctors.

26:54🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

26:55🔗 Drew Turn in the center. But it's eyes, mouth, everything just sloughs off.

26:59🔗 Adam Right. Yeah. Shouldn't you get something named after you, Drew? You know what I mean? Yeah.

27:05🔗 Drew Well, you work on that.

27:05🔗 Adam Some kind of Drew syndrome?

27:07🔗 Drew Sure. Let's work on that.

27:08🔗 Adam Okay. Hey, all right. So, Nan, I'm sorry to hear about your mother.

27:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:12🔗 Adam But you're heaping praise on us. I'm sorry. Go ahead.

27:16🔗 Caller Well, I was just saying that I enjoy you guys. I've listened to you for a long time and I appreciate what you do for people. And I kind of wanted to ask Drew kind of exactly what it is and what happened. Because I mean, when it happened, it was kind of like a whirlwind kind of thing.

27:28🔗 Drew Oh, I bet it happened fast. It's awful. Yeah.

27:30🔗 Caller It took only about a week from the time checks. It started breaking out in the booster. The time her skin fell off and then her heart shut down or the kidney shut down or lungs shut down. It was kind of a traumatic thing for me. Oh, yeah. God.

27:43🔗 Adam Well, did the doctors know what was going on immediately?

27:47🔗 Caller No, actually, they didn't. We took her to a regular hospital and they said that they didn't really say anything and they weren't going to do anything. We looked it up on the Internet and it said that it needed immediate attention to a burn center. So we took her to the Maricopa County Burn Center. And from there, everything just went downhill and it progressed worse and worse day after day.

28:08🔗 Drew Wow. That is just tough.

28:10🔗 Adam Let me ask you this, Drew. I don't want to rub any salt in that wound, but if this was President Bush, could they fix it?

28:21🔗 Drew No.

28:21🔗 Adam No?

28:22🔗 Drew I mean, he did the right thing, got her quickly to a burn center.

28:24🔗 Caller Yeah, they got her to the burn center before the blisters. And all of them started to pop.

28:29🔗 Drew Yeah, that's about as good a treatment as you can possibly get once she went through it.

28:33🔗 Caller And I just really didn't understand what the doctors were telling me. I don't know if I was depressed or in denial or whatever.

28:39🔗 Drew You're just overwhelmed. But she already had lupus and she must have been in her 40s.

28:45🔗 Caller She was 45.

28:46🔗 Drew Yeah, I mean, to live to 45 with lupus is already a good thing.

28:50🔗 Caller Well, right. They said that she had it when she was 11, lupus. So they gave her 10 years at, I think, 26.

28:57🔗 Drew It's more that she got Steven Johnson's on top of lupus that really put things down.

29:02🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, they thought she was going to live to 21 and she lived to 45. Not that that's old, but it's better in 21.

29:11🔗 Drew That's unexpectedly and dramatically, but at least she got those years. Thank God, night needs 23 and not 11.

29:18🔗 Adam Right. But Drew, does it work that way? I mean, someone gets a horrible disease and they dive something else at the end, I mean, pneumonia or something.

29:27🔗 Drew Sure, oftentimes.

29:28🔗 Adam And it's hard for people to understand because they're like, well, she had lupus and she was doing pretty good with that and then pow, she gets nailed by this. But really, that is because of the lupus or the pneumonia is because of the AIDS. That's right. Don't look at it as just a bad luck of catching pneumonia.

29:44🔗 Drew That's right.

29:45🔗 Adam If she was a normal, healthy person, she would have never contracted this, most likely. All right. Good luck, Matt. Ben? Yeah. You're 24? Yeah. What's up?

29:59🔗 Caller Well, first, I got to comment, just like Matt did. I'd like to say you guys are both brilliant.

30:03🔗 And Dr. Drew, I wish you could be my family physician.

30:06🔗 Caller Cool.

30:07🔗 Adam Yeah, he's not that great. Go ahead.

30:10🔗 Caller But I'm 24.

30:12🔗 Caller My wife and I had a baby 18 months ago.

30:15🔗 Caller And we're kind of, our sex life has been getting better on the upswing, but very, very slowly. And I was wondering how, I know every situation is different, but how, what's the period of time where I can kind of have an understanding of what she's kind of going through?

30:29🔗 Because we've got a young child in the house.

30:31🔗 Drew Yeah, it's usually about 12 months, things get going back again. And if they don't, I would urge you to have her talk to a gynecologist about getting on some hormones.

30:38🔗 Adam I'll hook her or something for you.

30:39🔗 Drew Something on the birth control pill. You know, there's a new birth control, I haven't talked about this, there's a new birth control pill out that is specifically designed for premenstrual syndrome. And it's what's called premenstrual dysphoric disorder. And it's a new kind of progesterone and it's called Yasmin. Isn't that nice?

30:57🔗 Adam Yeah. Wasn't she in Baywatch?

31:00🔗 Drew Exactly.

31:00🔗 Adam And then she went over to Nash Bridges.

31:03🔗 Drew And the point is you ought to talk to the doctor about things she could take that might help get things kickstarted again because it can be slow to come back. Is she still breastfeeding?

31:10🔗 Adam No. Drew, we talk about symbolically kickstarting people. What about just actually kicking them right in the vagina, see if you can actually get something moving? You know what I mean?

31:19🔗 Drew You have to be able to soar to delay things a little more.

31:22🔗 Adam Like we used to have a TV that didn't work very well, but if you smacked it once on the top, you would kick it though.

31:27🔗 Drew You'd take it and you'd pow from the sides, right?

31:30🔗 Adam Well, I would do this move. It was old Zenith TV with the metal case around it.

31:38🔗 Drew With the thing on the side?

31:39🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. This is long before the Fonz, by the way. But yeah, that whack on the top of the thing. And I haven't talked about this in a while, but you kids don't know what you're missing, beating the ass out of appliances, like we used to be able to do. It used to take... Remember the kind of stuff you do with phones?

31:57🔗 Drew Oh.

31:58🔗 Adam Smacking them, smacking them onto the receiver. You know, you got that busy tone too many times. TVs would whack them all the time.

32:05🔗 Drew The TV you were trying to get something corrected by hitting them. You weren't just mad at them, you're trying to get something going.

32:10🔗 Adam The TV worked. I mean, it was like some form of shiatsu or something for an appliance or acupuncture or something. I mean, that thing would be snow all over that TV and then bam, right? It was like you make the fist and you whack it right at the bottom of your fist, right on the top, and it would clear up momentarily like someone snapped it.

32:30🔗 Drew And you tell me this isn't accurate with that TV. The vertical would always be going off.

32:34🔗 Adam Yeah, it'd be rolling.

32:35🔗 Drew Rolling, and you'd, pow, boom, it would hold for a second, right?

32:38🔗 Adam Yeah. You know, the other cruel irony about that kind of stuff is your body sort of acts as an antenna or receiver. So when you go over to the set and you adjusted the rabbit ears, it worked fine because your body, you were hanging on to it. So it looked good and you'd duck your head, you'd lower your head and you'd go, okay, I got it. Then you'd let go and sit down on the sofa. As soon as your ass hit the sofa, it'd go back again. Then you'd walk up, it'd fix itself. And as you sat back, it would screw up again.

33:08🔗 Drew When was the last time you had to adjust a vertical on a television?

33:11🔗 Adam I don't think there are verticals. Are there?

33:13🔗 Drew No.

33:14🔗 Adam I don't know. You kids got it. You got it good. I'm telling you.

33:17🔗 Yeah. I have, I have carpal tunnel syndrome, my left hand from beating my TV.

33:23🔗 Adam What are you guys talking about?

33:25🔗 Drew Philip? Yeah.

33:27🔗 Caller Hello?

33:28🔗 Drew Yeah. We're looking at what screen?

33:33🔗 Caller No. Hi.

33:35🔗 Hi. How's it going, Drew? First of all, I wanted to say you're a great guy.

33:40🔗 Caller He knows that. Everybody tells him.

33:42🔗 Adam Yeah.

33:44🔗 I just wanted to tell you, I just had a question for you today.

33:48🔗 Adam All right. Is that your girlfriend on the other line?

33:50🔗 Yes, it is.

33:51🔗 Caller Hi.

33:52🔗 Adam What's your name?

33:53🔗 Caller I'm Sheena.

33:54🔗 Adam Sheena. All right. How old are you, Sheena?

33:57🔗 Caller I'm 18.

33:58🔗 Adam You said Sheena, right?

34:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:01🔗 Adam All right. That's what I said, Google.

34:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:03🔗 Adam All right. Go ahead, Philip.

34:05🔗 Okay. Well, when we're together in the room, and we're like doing our thing, you know, she she tells you she likes to go down on me and stuff. And you know, I like it. Don't get me wrong.

34:20🔗 But she has this fetish where she likes to start biting, biting what?

34:23🔗 Caller Nibbling.

34:25🔗 Caller On the penis?

34:27🔗 Really?

34:27🔗 Drew On the penis?

34:29🔗 Adam Sheena, what's up with that?

34:31🔗 Caller I just like to bite. Something sexy about a guy's skin between my teeth.

34:36🔗 Drew The penis?

34:38🔗 Caller He's got the head, the balls, his thigh.

34:43🔗 Adam You bite the balls? What if he gave you like a rawhide bone or something to stick in the side of your mouth like a cigar?

34:52🔗 Drew You could use those bite plates or something.

34:54🔗 And Drew, another question I had is, because I've only been with one girl. She's my only girl I've ever had.

35:00🔗 Adam Sheena?

35:01🔗 And I mean, I love her to death.

35:03🔗 Adam Don't get me wrong.

35:05🔗 But when she's going down on me, she'll grab my behind and every once in a while, she'll like to put her, and don't get me wrong, it feels really good, but she likes to put her finger in my behind.

35:16🔗 Drew Well, don't get me wrong, but.

35:19🔗 Adam Look, don't get Drew wrong about his comment about Sheena putting her finger up your A there, Phil. Hey, Sheena?

35:28🔗 Caller Yeah?

35:29🔗 Adam What's up with you, nut job? What happened? What's going on?

35:33🔗 Caller I'm just a very sexual and insolent person.

35:38🔗 Adam Now, we haven't run in any of them yet on this show.

35:43🔗 Caller Wait a minute. Call me a nympho or dominatrix.

35:46🔗 Drew Okay, why? Why? What's up?

35:48🔗 Caller I'm wild.

35:49🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Hold on, you too.

35:52🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

35:52🔗 Adam Listen, Philip may break down and cry. Philip's like a virgin guy who got hooked up with Sheena. And the warrior, Sheena, Lord of the Jungle. And we can, or is it Shira? The point is, we can do some probing on Sheena, but it could get ugly for Philip.

36:14🔗 Drew Right. He should just shut up.

36:16🔗 Adam Like fast forward five minutes, she's crying and talking about her uncle sodomizing her.

36:20🔗 Drew Yeah.

36:20🔗 Adam Do you know what I'm saying?

36:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

36:22🔗 Adam Do you want to try that?

36:23🔗 Drew She is not calling, asking us to do that for her.

36:26🔗 Adam I know, but I say we do it anyway.

36:28🔗 Drew After the break.

36:29🔗 Adam Sheena? Yeah. Sheena and Philip, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Philip? Yeah. You start drinking anything in the house right now and fill your ears with cod liver oil and cotton, okay? And then we're going to come back, we're going to do a little probing on Sheena, find out why she likes to bite your sack and put a finger in your ass, all right?

36:50🔗 When did your dad rape you?

36:51🔗 Adam All right.

36:52🔗 Caller All right.

36:53🔗 Thank you very much.

36:53🔗 Adam Thank you.

36:54🔗 Caller Hold on. Hold on.

36:55🔗 Adam Let me see if I can recreate that one. When did your dad rape you?

36:59🔗 When did your dad rape you?

37:01🔗 Adam When did your dad rape you?

37:02🔗 When did your dad rape you?

37:03🔗 Caller Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.

37:08🔗 Adam All right. We'll take a little break. We'll be right back.

37:12🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

37:15🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's the good doctor over there, Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Next week, Jay Morrill will be in here. Matthew Lillard slash. Be interested to talk to all those guys. But tonight, just me and the Drewski. Now, when we left off, Philip had called. Philip's 18. He has a 18-year-old girlfriend named Sheena. His problem was, is Sheena liked the nibble when she was performing oral sex on him. Like the nibble on all parts of the penis and the scrotal area. She's been labeled by her friends as a nymphomaniac. Philip has not been with any other women. I'm guessing Sheena's been with another guy or two. Otherwise, it's hard to get that nympho label. And we were going to explore Sheena and what got her to where she is. Sheena?

38:11🔗 Caller Hi.

38:12🔗 Adam Hey.

38:13🔗 Caller Well, I guess like, okay, this is going to sound really weird. When I was 13, I had this friend and she used to call phone sex hotlines when I was over her house on 3-way. And she would always like talk bad to these guys. And she begged me to do it. And finally, like, I did it. And I just, I've been doing that since I was 13.

38:35🔗 Adam You were talking to guys on like a party line?

38:38🔗 Caller On a phone sex hotline.

38:40🔗 Adam Yeah, but, what, do chicks get to call in for free or something?

38:44🔗 Caller Yeah, chicks call free and guys have to pay.

38:47🔗 Drew And that makes sense to me as to why you would be, that you would learn to use that as a way of distracting you from any unpleasant feelings. People learn to use arousal as a way of sort of managing things. But why at 13 did you have the need to do this?

39:05🔗 Adam Why should I have the need to do it? What did your friend say to her?

39:08🔗 Drew I know, but when she got, why did it take off the way it did?

39:12🔗 Adam Why did it feel good?

39:14🔗 Drew Why was it so gratifying?

39:17🔗 Caller Just to know that I could get guys off.

39:20🔗 Drew Right, I think that control thing.

39:24🔗 Adam Would you tell them how old you were?

39:26🔗 Caller You know, some of them I did and they didn't care. One of them I actually told that I was 11 and he didn't care.

39:34🔗 Drew That's the beauty of man right there.

39:36🔗 Adam God bless the men in this country. What about your dad? Where is he?

39:43🔗 Caller I haven't seen him since I was 7.

39:45🔗 Drew What happened when you were 7?

39:47🔗 Caller Oh, my parents divorced. He was an alcoholic. That was the last time I saw him.

39:51🔗 Drew Did he do anything violent or weird when you were around?

39:54🔗 Caller No, I mean he cheated on my mom but I didn't really get to know him that well and my mom said that he was always good with me.

40:02🔗 Adam You knew him from 0 to 7.

40:03🔗 Drew He was all you knew as dad.

40:05🔗 Caller They divorced when I was 2 and I kind of saw him a few times since I was 2.

40:12🔗 Drew Then they remarried again?

40:13🔗 Caller No, no, no.

40:14🔗 Caller They're not together.

40:15🔗 Caller The last time I saw him.

40:17🔗 Adam She visited him and now he's what out of the state?

40:21🔗 Caller I guess. Nobody is hurt from him in a few years.

40:24🔗 Adam Do you think he's alive?

40:26🔗 Caller I'm pretty sure he is.

40:26🔗 Drew Do you think he did anything sort of not so good to you? Did he touch you or hit you or anything?

40:31🔗 Caller No, he always treated me well as far as I can remember. It's just that my mom kept him away from me.

40:37🔗 Drew Did your mom have any step dads?

40:39🔗 Adam Why did your mom keep him away?

40:41🔗 Caller Because he was an alcoholic.

40:43🔗 Drew Does she bring any other addicts or alcoholics into the home?

40:46🔗 Caller No, no. She's with a very good man. She's been with him for 11 years.

40:51🔗 Drew But between dad and this dad?

40:53🔗 Caller Huh?

40:54🔗 Drew Between your biological dad and your step dad, did anybody come around? Did you see a lot of men come and go?

41:01🔗 Caller No.

41:02🔗 Adam When did you lose your virginity?

41:05🔗 Caller Well, that's a very interesting story, but you could either say 15 or 17.

41:12🔗 Drew Well, let's say 15. What happened at 15?

41:15🔗 Caller Well, he put it in, and I changed my mind. And it didn't go in all the way, and it didn't break the hymen.

41:21🔗 Adam All right. And this was your uncle?

41:24🔗 Caller No, it was my first grandfather.

41:26🔗 Adam Oh, first boyfriend. All right.

41:28🔗 Caller He was my age.

41:29🔗 Adam All right. All right. All right. And listen, I'm not going to say there's any wholesale abuse here.

41:36🔗 Drew No, but she's...

41:36🔗 Adam It's a little suspicious that mom was keeping dad away from you, but he was an alcoholic.

41:42🔗 Caller It's not that.

41:43🔗 Caller It's more like he... She wouldn't tell me when he was coming over because he was lying, and he would say he was coming over, and he would come over, and she didn't want me to be disappointed.

41:52🔗 Adam That's enough.

41:52🔗 Drew Right, right. Here's the deal. She had enough trauma to cause her to need arousal to kind of be okay, to feel extra good under highly arousing circumstances. And she's just doing that. It's not destroying her. She's not really even a nympho. She just is into it, into highly arousing kinds of activities when she's into it.

42:10🔗 Adam Philip needs like a Kevlar condom. I don't know if anyone's invented that yet, but it wouldn't be bad. Something that would stop a small caliber bullet. She's what a great guy. Imagine what it does to the psyche of your seven-year-old girl as a dad to just sort of disappear, just sort of take a little powder about seven and it's been 11 years now. I'm not sure where he is. Hasn't called 11 years. You know, what is that? You imagine what that makes him feel like, especially the girls.

42:39🔗 Drew Hey, just look at you. Look at what a wreck you are. And you're just mad because your dad.

42:43🔗 Adam You missed this popcorn or football. Yeah. Lisa.

42:49🔗 Caller Hello.

42:49🔗 Adam Year 15.

42:50🔗 Caller Yes.

42:51🔗 Adam What's up?

42:52🔗 Caller Well, you see, I had, okay, well, let's start with this. I had sex with my boyfriend about two days ago and since then, well, actually since the time before that, I, when I used the restroom, um, like the time before what? The time I had sex with him two days ago and then I had sex with them a couple of days before that.

43:17🔗 Drew And you've been having pain with urination ever since.

43:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:19🔗 Drew But that's an infection. You need to get it taken care of immediately.

43:24🔗 Caller But it's like it feels like it's like not pain. It's like I use the restroom and then like it stops and I feel like I want to go again.

43:33🔗 Drew Right.

43:34🔗 Caller And then it like it kind of hurts.

43:35🔗 Drew Lisa, this is an infection and you need to get it taken care of immediately. If you don't, the infection can get up into your kidneys and shut your kidneys down. And you can get very, very sick.

43:44🔗 Adam What is it? What kind of infection?

43:45🔗 Drew Just a bladder infection.

43:46🔗 Adam Oh, okay. From the, from the sex.

43:49🔗 Caller How is that caused?

43:50🔗 Drew By having sex. It's, it's.

43:52🔗 Adam Here's what it is. You know what the urethra is?

43:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:56🔗 Adam You do?

43:57🔗 Drew You sure?

43:58🔗 Adam What is it?

43:59🔗 Caller Isn't that the top of the, you know.

44:02🔗 Drew No, it's your clitoris you're talking about.

44:03🔗 Caller Okay, yeah.

44:04🔗 Drew Okay. We're talking about the urethra.

44:06🔗 Adam You know, I don't know. It's a very sad state of affairs, but it's like there's no 15 year old who's calling this show and knows where urethra is with that voice.

44:14🔗 Drew Right.

44:14🔗 Adam And even when they say yes, I don't believe them. And rightfully so. The urethra is the, is the thing your pee pee comes out of, right?

44:24🔗 Drew That's the thing that hurts and feels so irritated when you stop peeing.

44:27🔗 Caller Okay.

44:28🔗 Adam And when your boyfriend has sex with you, that urethra, it gets, it gets pushed back up a little bit.

44:34🔗 Drew The bacteria gets pushed up at that short little distance to your bladder, and the bladder should be sterile, but the bacteria get in there and set up an infection. And now you've got that and it needs to be treated immediately.

44:44🔗 Caller Okay.

44:45🔗 Drew All right.

44:46🔗 Adam You all right, baby?

44:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:47🔗 Adam What's up with the voice?

44:49🔗 Caller Nothing.

44:49🔗 Adam You got that little girl voice.

44:51🔗 Caller Oh, well.

44:52🔗 Adam Never, ever molested?

44:54🔗 Caller No.

44:55🔗 Caller Well, a little.

44:56🔗 Adam A little bit?

44:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:58🔗 Adam Just a sprinkling of molestation?

45:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:00🔗 Adam It's like pixie dust.

45:01🔗 Drew I'd say four.

45:02🔗 Adam Four?

45:03🔗 Caller Four years old? Yeah. No, around six or seven.

45:09🔗 Adam Six or seven. Who molested you?

45:11🔗 Caller A neighbor.

45:12🔗 Adam Okay.

45:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:13🔗 Caller All right.

45:14🔗 Drew Come the usual.

45:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:16🔗 Adam Did you figure that out? Did you do any counseling or anything?

45:19🔗 Caller No, I didn't really.

45:21🔗 Adam Oh.

45:22🔗 Drew Maybe we'll help with that, Lisa.

45:23🔗 Adam What about the neighbor? Is he just still your neighbor?

45:26🔗 Caller No.

45:27🔗 Adam What happened to him?

45:29🔗 Caller He just... We moved and that was it.

45:32🔗 Adam Oh. You never told your parents or anything? No. Was this an adult?

45:37🔗 Caller Well, he was like about 11, about 10 or 11.

45:43🔗 Adam Wow. All right. So maybe a little counseling for that, too?

45:47🔗 Caller Okay.

45:47🔗 Adam All right, baby. Take care of yourself.

45:49🔗 Caller Okay. Thanks.

45:50🔗 Adam All right. Don't worry about pleasing men.

45:52🔗 Caller Okay.

45:52🔗 Adam Unless it's me, then you go over time.

45:55🔗 Drew But you please him by going to take care of yourself.

45:57🔗 Adam That's right. Well, I heard that voice. I was like, how old was she when she got molested?

46:02🔗 Drew Yeah, I know.

46:03🔗 Adam It's so readable. All right. We're going to take a break. When we come back, speak to Lauren, who's 14. She's obsessive over guys. She or a therapist says it's normal, but no one else does. We'll get to that after this.

46:33🔗 Caller Hello, what is this?

46:43🔗 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

46:46🔗 Adam Maybe we'll lighten it around tonight, huh?

46:48🔗 Caller Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

46:58🔗 Adam Yeah. It's Loveline. Alright, I'm going to make myself a little note. Lightening round tonight. Everyone buckle up for that.

47:07🔗 Drew Wang Chung.

47:11🔗 Adam All right, Anderson's idea for the lightning round, everybody. Phone number, there you go, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew there, me here, back to the phones. Lauren?

47:23🔗 Caller Hey.

47:23🔗 Adam Hey.

47:24🔗 Caller What's up?

47:25🔗 Adam Hey, that's my sister's name, that Lauren.

47:27🔗 Caller Really?

47:28🔗 Adam Yeah.

47:29🔗 Caller That's cool.

47:30🔗 Adam L-A-U-R-E-N.

47:31🔗 Caller Yep.

47:32🔗 Adam Yep. She tried to spell it L-A-U-R-Y-N when she was like 26. I told her F right off. No way, screwball. I suggest everyone do that to anyone they know who tries to change the spelling of their name midstream in life. Just don't call them idiots, laugh and refuse to do it.

47:49🔗 Drew What if their name is Amy, A-I-M-E-E and they want to go to A-M-Y?

47:54🔗 Adam If you want to go to traditional-

47:55🔗 Drew You want to restore your name.

47:57🔗 Adam If you'd like to restore your name to its traditional spelling, I'm fine with that. But furthermore, any guy who is Mike his whole life and then wants to be called Mikey or any guy named Chris who wants to be called Christopher halfway through life or any of that, no. Whatever. Sorry. You made a decision. That's it. It's not changing. Go ahead, Lauren.

48:20🔗 Caller I become really obsessive with guys I have a crush on and when I find out that they don't like me or even hate me sometimes, I just like them even more and more and just tell everyone I like them and they all make fun of me and I even sometimes make fun of myself.

48:38🔗 Drew How painful.

48:39🔗 Caller Yeah. And I would be going to school like every day going, I'm not going to talk about him. I'm not going to think about him. And 30 seconds later, I would be just, oh my God, blah, blah, blah.

48:50🔗 Drew You ever see the cartoon Hey Arnold?

48:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:53🔗 Adam Hey, be careful with those kind of lively responses.

48:57🔗 Drew You know how I'm talking about.

48:58🔗 Adam Who's Hey Arnold?

49:00🔗 Drew Cartoon. This kid's got a football shaped head.

49:03🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

49:04🔗 Drew I mean, he's got a girl who's in love with him, but she can't tell him.

49:08🔗 Adam What are you watching that for? Your kids?

49:10🔗 Drew Me? Yeah. Well, she of course got out of it by taking a potion.

49:16🔗 Adam To make her head look like a what, volleyball?

49:18🔗 Drew What is her name? Helga. Helga.

49:20🔗 Adam Okay, Drew, no one knows what you're talking about. Let me explain what Drew does. Drew talks about Thomas the Tank Engine in Mozart. Nothing in between. So it's either too young or too old. Nobody can identify with any of the things he discusses. Drew masturbated to Thomas the Tank Engine once.

49:39🔗 Drew Once?

49:42🔗 Adam Is it Lauren, you're 14. A lot of 14-year-old girls do this.

49:46🔗 Caller Yeah, but it's been like this for five years now.

49:49🔗 Drew It just sounds really painful.

49:51🔗 Adam And what do you mean you find out these guys hate you?

49:54🔗 Caller Like, they would come up and tell me.

49:57🔗 Drew To try to get him to lay off.

49:58🔗 Adam Are you being obnoxious?

50:00🔗 Caller Not at all. I'm very nice. And they just really don't care.

50:04🔗 Adam Well, what do you mean they would come up and tell you, you know, they hate you? What were you doing to provoke that?

50:09🔗 Caller Well, I don't know. They would, I would usually like these like really snobby, you know, just really conceited guys. And they would eventually find out that I like them and come up and just say, No, no, wrong.

50:25🔗 Adam It's wrong.

50:26🔗 Drew What's wrong?

50:28🔗 Adam First off, I know everyone, everyone pictures, you know, the socias and the greasers in high school and all this like rumble fish nonsense or what the hell, outsiders BS. Look, I went to high school, I was a jock, I hung out with a bunch of jocks. They were just regular guys. You know what I mean? They beat up on each other. No one ever came up to any girl and said, you know, I hear you like me, F off. Guys don't do that. Look, if they're, if she's being confrontational, she's antagonizing them, not, I hear you like me, F off.

51:05🔗 Drew She's got to be doing something.

51:07🔗 Adam She, you know, what Lauren is doing is there's sort of two ways to approach people who don't like you. One way is to sort of sulk about it and the other way is to sort of antagonize them so that they scream at you. Well, you know what I'm saying?

51:22🔗 Drew Lauren is the clingy variety, so she may be kind of clinging around people.

51:26🔗 Adam Alright, Lauren.

51:27🔗 Caller I'm kind of like chunky.

51:28🔗 Adam You're chunky? I don't believe that just because they hear you like them, they confront you and tell them.

51:36🔗 Caller I find it very weird myself.

51:38🔗 Adam It feels that way to you, but that's not what's going on.

51:41🔗 Drew You sure you're not sort of clinging and hanging around?

51:45🔗 Adam You're bothering them?

51:46🔗 Caller After they tell me I do.

51:48🔗 Adam Oh, okay. What's up with you?

51:50🔗 Caller What's going on? Nothing at all.

51:51🔗 Adam No, there's something wrong. There's something going on. This isn't like crushing. What you're doing is you're sort of a... I'm trying to... It's like you're inflicting pain on yourself intentionally.

52:07🔗 Drew Right, it's a self-destructive thing.

52:08🔗 Caller Right.

52:10🔗 Adam You understand? Yeah, I do. Why are you bringing this on yourself? I mean, the crush part, I understand. That's normal. But the part where you have to sort of have somebody beat you up emotionally, that's weird. Now, why are you doing that? Something up with the self-esteem?

52:25🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

52:26🔗 Caller Oh, not at all. Oh, Laura. It used to be like up till 6th grade, I never really had an act of social life. And people just totally rejected me because I have a very, very loving family and I'm just very happy and enthusiastic and I'm nice to everyone.

52:45🔗 Adam You're a big gal?

52:46🔗 Caller No, not at all.

52:47🔗 Adam What's wrong with you?

52:48🔗 Caller Nothing.

52:49🔗 Adam Why aren't any of these guys hot for you?

52:52🔗 Caller There are some. It's just I don't like them.

52:54🔗 Adam Okay. Oh, look, I really, I really, I, I, I, listen.

53:00🔗 Drew She's saying it there.

53:01🔗 Adam I made a nice career out of dismissing people tell me things are fact that are fact on this show. There's no way a guy catches wind. You have a crush on him and comes up and yells at you.

53:11🔗 Drew Are you sure you're not something that you're talking about something happened when you were nine or ten?

53:15🔗 Caller Nothing happened to me.

53:16🔗 Drew But no, no, no. I mean, these, these guys being so mean to you. This, this has been happening the last year.

53:21🔗 Caller No, it's been happening since I was nine.

53:24🔗 Drew All right. Did most of this happen when you were nine and ten? Because you're describing behavior. You're describing behavior. I could believe guys do that when they were 10 years old. Right. But not at 14.

53:33🔗 Adam Not in high school or junior high or whatever.

53:36🔗 Drew And why are you seeing the therapist?

53:38🔗 Caller Oh, because around the last day of school, I got in trouble for something I didn't do. And I just got like really harsh punishment. And I just started going to seeing it just to make sure that I would be able to like reenter school because I didn't feel that I was ready because I didn't really handle it right.

54:00🔗 Drew That's all right.

54:01🔗 Caller What happened?

54:02🔗 Adam No, I don't care. Hey Lauren, keep with your therapist and discuss these things with your therapist. But here's the question. Why are you bringing pain onto yourself this way?

54:13🔗 Caller That's why I'm asking you. I really don't know.

54:17🔗 Adam I don't know either. I know it's a self-esteem issue. And I know you're beating yourself up and, you know, there's guys out there who would be attracted to you and who would like you, but you're not interested in them because they don't serve your purpose of beating yourself down. And it's something that we're not going to settle right here. It's something that you're going to settle with your therapist. So that's what you need to do.

54:40🔗 All right?

54:41🔗 Adam All right. Take care of yourself.

54:42🔗 All right, baby.

54:44🔗 Adam Don't be too hard on yourself. All right? All right. I love you. All right. You love Drew?

54:50🔗 Caller Yes, I do.

54:50🔗 Adam He's mine. You stay away from him. You love me more?

54:53🔗 Caller Yes.

54:53🔗 Adam Thank you. Thank you. All right. That'd be good to her. I don't know.

54:59🔗 Drew You keep it like a veal.

55:00🔗 Adam A razor in the closet. Slide little mini pizzas under the door.

55:06🔗 Drew All right.

55:07🔗 Adam I don't know what it is for a 14 year old. What's worse, being a 14 year old girl or 14 year old guy? I think being a 14 year old girl.

55:15🔗 Drew 16 year old, 17 year old guy is what you don't want to be.

55:18🔗 Adam Yeah, but as a 16 year old guy, it's sort of like, you know what, okay, here's what a 16 year old guy is like. You ever see dogs? Yeah, you know what a dog is? You got the four legs and the ass.

55:31🔗 Drew Oh yeah, okay.

55:32🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, there's, you know, Ja Ja Gabor's dog, Ivana Trump's dog, who's living in a penthouse and cramping into a pewter dish, right? And then there are dogs that you see run around the yard when you drive through Big Tahun-gah over there and who sleep in the back of a vacant car that's up on blocks. I don't think that dog knows it's more miserable than Ivana Trump's dog.

56:01🔗 Drew You see most 17 year old guys are so out of it, they don't know how miserable they are.

56:03🔗 Adam I didn't mean out of it, but they're too busy like wrestling and whacking off and looking at internet porn and, you know, playing fantasy football and video games and trying to get into college or trying to make fun of their buddies. I don't think they know it. They're too big of jackoffs. Whereas like if you were some unattractive chick who is not being asked to the prom, it'd be painful, very painful. Yes.

56:29🔗 Drew So what's up with you never seen Hey Arnold?

56:32🔗 Adam I said I know the kid. He's got a head the shape of a football.

56:35🔗 Drew Have you seen SpongeBob SquarePants?

56:37🔗 Adam I have seen that. Listen, I'm flipping through the channels. I see a sponge with a mouth and long eyelashes and I keep moving. I don't say, hey, this is for me. You understand? I see a kid with a football for a head. I keep moving. I understand it's a cartoon. Let me tell you the difference between me and you, Drew. I know what you're talking about even though I've never seen one second of either one of them. You, on the other hand, have no idea what I'm talking about when we do the reverse. Thank you.

57:07🔗 Drew No, no, no. I could even have watched it for three hours. I would have been afraid to.

57:10🔗 Adam You would know what I'm talking about. Burton?

57:12🔗 Yes.

57:12🔗 Adam You're 24.

57:13🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

57:14🔗 Adam What's that?

57:15🔗 Caller Okay. Back when, I guess, pre-pubescent times, I was like constantly, constantly, constantly masturbating. Always, always.

57:25🔗 Drew That wouldn't be pre-pubescent then, right?

57:27🔗 Caller Well, I mean, like pre-teen. I'm sorry. I had the wrong choice of words. Pre-teen. I was constantly masturbating. It was like a pastime for me.

57:35🔗 Adam Like 11 and 12?

57:38🔗 Caller Seven, eight, nine, 10, 11. I discovered it very early.

57:43🔗 Adam Isn't that diddling?

57:45🔗 Caller It was diddling at one point and masturbating later.

57:47🔗 Adam But nothing came out, right?

57:48🔗 Caller No, no, no. Not until later. But at one point when I was around 11 or 12, I was in my bedroom and I let myself have it. And my stepmother, my step sister came in the house and started running down the hallway towards my room. So I'm freaking out. The only thing I could do is roll over onto my stomach. Well, they barge into my room, jump up, take flight and land on me. And I felt and heard a snap. And what I later found out is a penile fracture. The ligament that connects to the pubis.

58:18🔗 Drew Well, no, no, no. That's tearing the ligament. Penile fracture is something totally different.

58:22🔗 Adam Well, now hold on a second there, wise guy. Your step mom and your step sister ran in and dove on the bed on top of you?

58:30🔗 Caller Yeah, they were really excited about something that happened that day or whatever. And they probably knew what I was doing because I usually got home about a half an hour, 45 minutes.

58:37🔗 Drew By the way, parents that know that's what their boys are doing are not flying to the room and jumping on top of them in their bed. Mental note.

58:44🔗 Adam Especially step parents.

58:45🔗 Caller Whatever the motivation was.

58:46🔗 Adam Yeah, I know. That's what I love about people. They have zero clue as to what people's motivation is. Like, hey, I'm going to take my seven-year-old stepdaughter and dive on this guy's beating off. Yeah, good time. Yeah, but this stepson of mine. See if we can fracture his penis. Yeah. All right. So they, yep. You were lying.

59:04🔗 Drew Was the penis up or down?

59:06🔗 Adam It must have been down.

59:08🔗 Caller Yeah, it was, it was, it was, I mean, I was...

59:10🔗 Adam Was it facing your feet or your chin?

59:14🔗 Caller Actually, it was straight out. Just a straight out and it was...

59:18🔗 Drew How were you lying in your stomach then?

59:19🔗 Caller Because I freaked out because they were running, like, basically going to run, knew that they were running into my room.

59:26🔗 Drew Again, this is our callers here. How can you lie in your stomach without moving your penis with the side at least?

59:32🔗 Adam Because they were coming into the room. See, you know what I love? I have said this many times on this show, it always drives me insane, I can never figure it out. People make a statement which was, say, you're lying on your stomach, yes, yes, you have an erection, yes, yes. Was the penis up against your stomach or was it facing down?

59:56🔗 Drew Or the side?

59:57🔗 Adam Toward your feet or was it off to the side? No, it was straight down.

1:00:00🔗 Drew Straight out?

1:00:01🔗 Adam Straight out. Straight out. So then you say, well, how were you lying on your stomach with your penis facing straight out? Because my stepmom, they never know what you're asking. It's all just concrete. I was on my stomach because my stepmother was coming into the room, trying to tear my penis. All right.

1:00:23🔗 Caller No, no, you misunderstood.

1:00:24🔗 Caller All right.

1:00:25🔗 Adam Go ahead.

1:00:25🔗 Okay.

1:00:27🔗 Caller I was, for the most part, afraid that they were going to come into my room.

1:00:30🔗 Drew We got that.

1:00:31🔗 Caller So when I was originally on my back, taking care of business, I rolled over. I was not, my body was not completely flat to the bed because of set erection. So my hips were kind of bucked up a little bit. So it was as if I were laying on my back. Do you understand?

1:00:47🔗 Adam It was as if you were laying on your stomach, but your pelvis was up in the air.

1:00:52🔗 Caller Yeah, it was, I mean, bear in mind, I was like 11 years old. We're not talking about a nine-inch erection here.

1:00:57🔗 Drew It was as usual, nine-inch erections.

1:00:59🔗 Adam Seven and 11. So you were like, essentially, the weight was like on your knees and elbows.

1:01:04🔗 Caller Yeah, for the most part. There was a slight buckle in the middle of my hip of my body.

1:01:09🔗 Adam I'll go along with that. Then they dove on you and it pushed your pelvis down and cracked your penis.

1:01:15🔗 Caller Basically.

1:01:16🔗 Adam Now, what's going on with your penis?

1:01:19🔗 Drew Which direction did it go when it cracked?

1:01:22🔗 Adam Did you get an answer?

1:01:23🔗 Caller I was kind of paranoid. I was kind of freaked out about what happened. I don't really know if it went up, down, side to side. I just know that it was longer.

1:01:29🔗 Adam I told you, you're not going to get an answer. So now, what's wrong with your penis?

1:01:33🔗 Caller Well, just periodically from time to time, I'll either fail to achieve an erection or maintain. Not very frequently. If I drink it, it naturally happens more.

1:01:46🔗 Adam Is there any scarring or anything?

1:01:48🔗 Caller That's my knowledge. It's all internal. I can feel.

1:01:51🔗 Adam Does your penis pull to one side when you get an erection?

1:01:54🔗 Caller It's kind of mobile in all directions.

1:01:57🔗 Drew Oh, you're saying. Okay, I get what you're saying.

1:01:59🔗 Caller It's a suspensitory ligament.

1:02:00🔗 Drew I understand. Hold on one second. First of all, you have something going on about your sexuality by virtue. I can say that by virtue of the fact of how sexually preoccupied you were as a child.

1:02:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:13🔗 Drew That's not normal behavior. So someone that has that kind of energy going on there is going to have some issues with their sexuality at your age too. Yeah. So having problems with erections and whatnot would be one of those kinds of things. So I suspect this is more an aspect of your global functioning than anything to do with your penis anatomy or penis biology.

1:02:34🔗 Adam You said global, you mean balls.

1:02:36🔗 Drew Global balls, yes. Global balls.

1:02:38🔗 Caller I mean I imagine it was probably coupled with low self-esteem because I was-

1:02:41🔗 Drew Well it's something else.

1:02:44🔗 Adam Burton, as usual what Drew is saying is this has less to do with the injury, the alleged injury you received at age 11 to your penis and more to do with your general mindset and obsession over your penis.

1:02:56🔗 Drew That's right. Now tearing that ligament, people actually get that done to lengthen their penis. Because it doesn't-

1:03:03🔗 Adam That's what I did. I said I wanted a solid three.

1:03:06🔗 Drew Now it doesn't stick out or it didn't go up quite so well when that ligament's ripped or partially ripped, but it kind of moves around the mobile. But a fracture is we actually break the cavernous body that the blood goes into the cause of the erection and that's a much more serious thing.

1:03:18🔗 Adam That's catastrophic.

1:03:19🔗 Drew Yeah, it's a more serious thing.

1:03:20🔗 Adam Okay.

1:03:21🔗 Drew So you just tore a ligament.

1:03:22🔗 Adam Get some therapy though and stop obsessing. You know if he was the same guy, he wouldn't be focused on his penis completely like this.

1:03:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:03:29🔗 Adam Meanwhile, he says his penis works fine, but sometimes when he drinks, he can't get an erection. And he knows there's something up with it. You get that sort of crazy thinking. He can tell there's something up with it. Meanwhile, there doesn't seem to be that much up with it. Steve? You're 32?

1:03:45🔗 Caller I am.

1:03:46🔗 Adam What's up?

1:03:47🔗 Caller I have a nine-year-old son. He and his mom just moved into a new apartment complex and met a kid his age.

1:03:56🔗 Adam Are you gay?

1:03:57🔗 Caller I am.

1:03:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:03:58🔗 Caller How did you know?

1:03:59🔗 Adam I hear that voice. I hear the voice.

1:04:02🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:04:04🔗 Adam Even the son and the old lady don't throw me off. You could say you were just thrown out of the military for bayoneting your CEO and you have 14 illegitimate kids, but you're going off to Canada to play some AAA hockey. If I heard that voice, I'd know it.

1:04:22🔗 Caller I speak too precisely.

1:04:24🔗 Adam Thank you. What's that?

1:04:25🔗 Caller Okay. I said, do I speak too precisely?

1:04:27🔗 Drew No. It's a vocal quality. It's not a language thing.

1:04:31🔗 Adam It's a vocal quality, but there is a language thing to it too. The gays are a more articulate group. Yeah. Higher educated. Yeah.

1:04:43🔗 Caller Cool.

1:04:43🔗 Adam All right. Anyway, so now you're nine-year-olds living with the ex.

1:04:47🔗 Caller Well, yeah. To keep the story short, yes. They met a kid who has lived there with his mom and went and played in the pool and then came to his house, and they wound up playing doctor.

1:05:05🔗 Drew Nine-year-olds.

1:05:06🔗 Adam The two nine-year-olds.

1:05:07🔗 Caller Two nine-year-old boys.

1:05:08🔗 Adam How did you find out about this?

1:05:09🔗 Caller His mom called me tonight and let me know.

1:05:11🔗 Drew What went on in that doctor game?

1:05:13🔗 Adam Sorry, his mom meaning your ex-wife or the mom of this guy?

1:05:17🔗 Caller The mother of my child.

1:05:19🔗 Adam Oh, okay, sir.

1:05:22🔗 Drew What was the nature of that doctor game?

1:05:25🔗 Caller My son said that he suggested since they were in their swimsuits, that they could wrestle naked. That was yesterday and then he confessed more this morning that they also laid on top of each other.

1:05:41🔗 Adam Okay. There it is.

1:05:43🔗 Caller Yeah, so it's like, you know, I'm not totally concerned about that. But there was some behavior that she told me about that concerns me with the neighbor kid, that I'd like to know if this is like double red alert, stay away from the kid or proceed with caution. And that was that the kid has quite a foul mouth. His mother is somewhat lenient about it. And then the second part was he did something just way out there that sent red flags up for me. And that was she said that he they were playing in the back and the kid came into the living room where my son's mother and this other mother were talking with a like a little dixie cup that he had peed in and said, Mother, drink this.

1:06:34🔗 Drew Oh boy. Oh boy.

1:06:37🔗 Adam My friend Ray put his penis in the ear of his mom's friend while she was talking on the phone, but she was 17 or 18.

1:06:45🔗 Drew What?

1:06:46🔗 Adam Oh yeah, that was great. Listen, Steve, I've engaged in a ton of that sort of behavior in my day. So I don't have quite a strong reaction, but weaving mom into it. Now, here's the only exception I'm going to make for this kid.

1:07:02🔗 Drew Positive exception?

1:07:03🔗 Adam The only positive exception I'll make for this neighbor with the urine in the drink is. Okay. Once in a while, and because I grew up with a handful of these guys, they're guys who have just crazy maniacal sense of humor.

1:07:16🔗 Drew At nine?

1:07:17🔗 Adam Oh yeah. Ray could have done that at nine easily. Now, if he did it laughing and it was really just like just a bad joke kind of thing.

1:07:30🔗 Drew He wouldn't let her do it.

1:07:31🔗 Adam I got you some lemonade mommy, you know, kind of thing.

1:07:34🔗 Caller It was that kind of, my impression is that that was.

1:07:38🔗 Drew I would, this is not something I would tolerate.

1:07:40🔗 Caller No, no, we are completely shocked and.

1:07:43🔗 Adam Well, I'm telling you.

1:07:45🔗 Drew It's not a four year old and it's not a 17 year old.

1:07:48🔗 Caller Right. Well, I mean.

1:07:49🔗 Drew It's a nine year old.

1:07:50🔗 Caller The other thing Dr. Drew is this is their first visit and for them to be immediately.

1:07:56🔗 Drew Yeah, you're right. Well, it's six months down the line. It was what the hell is going to be, you know.

1:08:00🔗 Adam Jesus is going to come in with a fudge brownie.

1:08:02🔗 Drew That's right.

1:08:03🔗 Caller Casserole.

1:08:05🔗 Adam Hey, mommy, I got you a baby root. All right. Hey, Steve.

1:08:09🔗 Yeah.

1:08:11🔗 Adam Listen, here's the good news. You have a concerned mom. You have a concerned dad in you. And you have parents that are keeping a vigil and keeping on top of their kid.

1:08:20🔗 Caller Right.

1:08:21🔗 Adam And I don't think this this nine year old next door may be a troublemaker.

1:08:25🔗 Drew Two episodes already are sort of over the top in a very short period of time. That's enough.

1:08:29🔗 Adam I'm telling you, I will defend the urine in the Dixie Cup. That could have just been a good joke.

1:08:34🔗 Drew Yeah. But you using your friends as a defense only serves to make me even more concerned. Do you understand?

1:08:40🔗 Adam Jimmy's cousin, Sal, cramped in a Doritos bag once and tried to return it to a 7-Eleven guy.

1:08:47🔗 Drew Good time. But again, he was 19 or something, right?

1:08:52🔗 Adam No, this was last summer.

1:08:53🔗 Drew Okay, 1931.

1:08:56🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't know.

1:08:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:00🔗 Adam Listen, if he took a whiz in a Dixie, what is 9th grade? I mean, what is 9 years old? Is that the 3rd grade?

1:09:07🔗 Drew 4th, 5th.

1:09:08🔗 Adam 4th, 5th grade?

1:09:09🔗 Drew 4th grade, I'm sorry.

1:09:09🔗 Adam 4th grade?

1:09:10🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:09:12🔗 Adam I could have done that. He took a whiz in a Dixie cup and said, Mommy, I made you some fresh lemonade and was laughing the whole time. I wouldn't look at that as, you know, bizarre. I mean, like, I wouldn't be scared of the kid. I just think that's a crazy sense of humor.

1:09:25🔗 Drew The moms would not, your friend's moms would not let them hang out with you or would blame you for their behaviors. They may have been on to something.

1:09:33🔗 Adam My friend's moms would not let them hang out with me. And furthermore, like I said, the teachers of the classes I was in would, during the parent-teacher conference, not with my own parents, because my parents would not come in to our parents. And to be fair to them, I wouldn't tell them about it. That's your biggest nightmare. Imagine your parents talking to your teachers. You might as well get together, you know, your two ex-wives to come in and share a bottle of wine and discuss what's wrong with your penis. I mean, that's really, when you say the modern-day equivalent to getting your parents and your teachers together and have a discussion about you is for your wife to get together with a couple of your ex-girlfriends and sit down and swap some stories. I mean, could there be anything worse? Is there anything worse?

1:10:21🔗 Drew That is truly a castrating, awful thought. The teacher, the parent-teacher meetings I've had have been very positive.

1:10:28🔗 Adam Your kids are good. I mean, when you're like me, when you're 14, you can't read and you're failing out everything and you're painting the ass and you're acting out and all that kind of thing. The notion of your parents, plus my parents wouldn't be seen together. They wouldn't have contact. They never spoke. So you couldn't get them both together. You could get one of them. It was a nightmare. I never told them. They never went. I don't think they I think it was the kind of thing where it's like they they knew, but they'd rather not know. Never. Never. Rather not know. I defend the urine in the Dixie Cup. I've done that move many times.

1:11:03🔗 Caller Oh, really?

1:11:04🔗 Adam That's not bad. I'll tell you, my greatest urine in a Dixie Cup conversation is when I threw one right in Ray's face.

1:11:11🔗 Drew Yeah, but that's Ray, not your mom. You never made tapioca for it, did you?

1:11:16🔗 Adam He was trying to peek through one of those grids, trying to see in. His face pressed up against this window and I smashed it right in his face. It was great. Burned his eyes.

1:11:26🔗 Drew The urine, not the tapioca.

1:11:28🔗 Adam Right. I don't even know what the tapioca is, but we're going to take ourselves a little break. Yeah. You guys want to take another call? We'll go to Ray. All right. We'll be back. We'll be right back.

1:11:41🔗 Caller I'm back in a minute.

1:11:49🔗 Adam Got ourselves a big lightning round coming up tonight. I'm going to have to remember how to do that.

1:11:57🔗 Caller Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1:11:58🔗 Drew That's about all it takes.

1:11:59🔗 Adam Oh, that's it? All right. Get Ace Rockolla in here.

1:12:02🔗 Drew Get your math squared.

1:12:03🔗 Adam Yeah, that's right. I got to start doing the math on the time. I wish I could give the temperature out, too. I like when they do that, too, where the morning rain or they could bang you over the head with the temperature. I always like it when they pick cities that are about three blocks apart. Burbank, 78. Glendale's coming in at 77. It's also 78 in the Eagle Rock and North Hollywood area. Encino coming in at 79. Sherman Oak, 78. It's like, yeah, we get it. We get it. It's about 78. I see. Warming up to 85. Then cooling back down to about 60 later on in the evening. Then tomorrow looks like about 78 degrees in North Hollywood and Encino area. Warming up again to 85.

1:12:51🔗 Caller Okay.

1:12:52🔗 Adam I see.

1:12:54🔗 Caller Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1:12:57🔗 Adam Emily?

1:12:58🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:12:58🔗 Adam What's up?

1:13:00🔗 Caller Not much.

1:13:01🔗 Adam Yeah. I think I may work the weather in today. All right. I'm going to do that. Go ahead.

1:13:05🔗 Caller What's your question?

1:13:07🔗 Caller My question is about anal sex.

1:13:10🔗 Adam All right. You come to the right place.

1:13:14🔗 Caller Me and my boyfriend have tried a few times and the first time was okay because I think it was because I was drunk. But the next few times after that have been no good because I think I'm just too concentrated on it.

1:13:28🔗 Drew So why do it?

1:13:29🔗 Adam Well, what's the lesson we've learned here? It's important to choose up, right?

1:13:33🔗 Caller Well, not that I don't, you're right. It's not that I don't like it. It's just, I don't know. I just have this thing. I feel like that's an out only kind of place.

1:13:43🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:13:45🔗 Adam I will take it a step further and I really believe that's why God pushes to poop out of that hole to deter folk.

1:13:55🔗 Drew Right. It's your do not enter sign.

1:13:57🔗 Adam Yeah. What better way to keep people away from an area than to extrude duke through it.

1:14:03🔗 Drew So is there something here for street signs maybe? No. Listen, if you don't want to do it, you don't like doing it. It was sort of okay once, but are you there, Emily? No. Mom just walked in.

1:14:21🔗 Adam Mom was listening on the car and drove in, smashed a hole in the garage door with her Buick and came running into the house carrying a tire iron and a flare.

1:14:30🔗 Drew Oh, God, no.

1:14:31🔗 Adam All right.

1:14:33🔗 Drew The question is, why would she pursue something that was at best okay?

1:14:39🔗 Adam Well she liked it when she was good and loaded.

1:14:40🔗 Drew No, she said she liked it. She said it was okay.

1:14:42🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14:43🔗 Drew And the rest of the time was like, no way, not good.

1:14:45🔗 Adam No, she has a fundamental problem with it.

1:14:48🔗 Drew She doesn't like it.

1:14:49🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14:50🔗 Drew Okay. Don't do it.

1:14:51🔗 Adam No, and not only does she not like it, but I mean she has a little, she has a problem with it sort of...

1:14:56🔗 Drew Spiritually.

1:14:57🔗 Adam Spiritually. That she believes, her people believe, she must be a part Cherokee or something, believe that that is an exit, not an entrance.

1:15:05🔗 Drew Yeah, I think she's just saying that as a reason to try to explain to herself why she's so uptight. She's so uptight because this is a painful thing to her. She doesn't like it. Why should she do it?

1:15:14🔗 Adam Now what would it...

1:15:15🔗 Drew Because it's her doing things that she thinks she's supposed to do.

1:15:18🔗 Adam But you know, the thing, a nostril is an entrance, right?

1:15:22🔗 Drew It could hurt, too. Yeah, but it hurts.

1:15:25🔗 Adam But a mouth entrance, ear entrance, any other exits that you're aware of, urethra, exit?

1:15:31🔗 Drew Exit.

1:15:32🔗 Adam All right. Like the label was one day. Brady?

1:15:35🔗 Yeah.

1:15:36🔗 Adam You're 19?

1:15:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:37🔗 Adam What's up?

1:15:39🔗 Caller It's kind of like, it's kind of a generic question and I apologize for it. My brother said you're gonna laugh your ass off and stuff about it, but it's just kind of like that whole getting into sex and the girlfriend is complaining because it's like excruciating pain. And I was at first, you know, I'm really sensitive to that. I don't want to like be a jerk or something. So I was asking her about it and she said, it's like the equivalent of a rug burn deep inside. And I was wondering if it's like a psychological thing or if it's possible that there's like no hope for this young, young buck as far as this girl.

1:16:14🔗 Adam Okay. You know, it was funny. I was speaking to that drop and Anderson, you're going to kick out this. I was visiting my grandma today and she said, why does Drew always say you're gay?

1:16:33🔗 Drew You're gay.

1:16:34🔗 Adam And I said, now, you know, it's always funny where people have an idea. I think we're all guilty. They have an idea. They have a point to make. They don't like it. And then you explain to them what's really going on. They take a beat, they hear you, but then they move on. You know, they go like, he, him saying I'm gay, I don't, you're gay, that doesn't help him. I don't think that makes him very likable. I said, he's not saying that. That's just his voice recorded. Anderson, the engineer, plays it.

1:17:04🔗 Drew You're fat.

1:17:04🔗 Adam He does, you're fat, you're gay. And she takes a little pause and she's like, well, I think he should stop. It's like, it's like you can't go, oh, I was wrong, I didn't know.

1:17:17🔗 Drew The ball's still going down the hill.

1:17:18🔗 Adam It's like, look, I got a point to make and I'm not going to let you, the facts and the truth, get in the way of this point I'm about to make here. So Brady.

1:17:27🔗 Drew Where is your grandma when I need her? God damn it.

1:17:31🔗 Adam So, so she, she has like an infection, right?

1:17:34🔗 Caller I don't think so.

1:17:34🔗 Drew No, no, no, wait, no, wait.

1:17:35🔗 Adam She feels a burning deep inside.

1:17:38🔗 Caller It's not like a SCD or anything like that. It's just like, it's our both of our first times. And she just describes it as being like a rug burn deep inside. And it's, you know, it's only when penetration, like within the first like two inches, you know?

1:17:52🔗 Drew Okay. It's just at penetration. And then that's it. Then it goes away.

1:17:56🔗 Caller Well, no, cause then, you know, like the farther you go, then it's, she starts getting vaginal swelling and it's all curtains from there.

1:18:02🔗 Drew So you can't have sex with her because she has pain.

1:18:04🔗 Caller I think so. Yeah.

1:18:05🔗 Drew No.

1:18:06🔗 Caller I mean, yeah, the burst of your stuff at this point because we're not sure what to do. We're not sure if it's psychological.

1:18:11🔗 Drew Does she lubricate normally?

1:18:12🔗 Caller Um, is she like, you mean like naturally, you mean?

1:18:17🔗 Adam Right.

1:18:18🔗 Drew Normally.

1:18:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:19🔗 Adam Hey Brady.

1:18:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:21🔗 Adam Where are you working? What's going on over there?

1:18:23🔗 Caller Oh, my big guys at my work listen to the radio and they're laughing at me.

1:18:26🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Good times.

1:18:28🔗 Caller Sorry about that.

1:18:30🔗 Adam Hey, you Mongoloids get back to work. You get paid a good eight bucks an hour.

1:18:34🔗 Caller Something like that.

1:18:36🔗 Adam Where is it you work?

1:18:37🔗 Caller Uh, it's called Radio Larson Antennas. It's in Vancouver, Washington.

1:18:43🔗 Drew Okay.

1:18:43🔗 Adam What do you guys sell antennas?

1:18:45🔗 Caller You know, the OnStar antennas you put on like, you know, four trucks and all that.

1:18:48🔗 Adam Right.

1:18:48🔗 Caller We do those.

1:18:49🔗 Adam Oh, you install them?

1:18:51🔗 Caller We just, it's like a production line.

1:18:52🔗 Adam Right.

1:18:53🔗 Caller We just make them.

1:18:54🔗 Adam Good times. They don't got any Mexicans up there in Vancouver that could do that? Yeah. Yeah. You got to get them going on that line. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Hey, Brady. Yeah. She's got to see the gynecologist.

1:19:06🔗 Caller Well, the thing is she has, but I mean, there's nothing wrong with her in that kind of way. The gynecologist said everything's fine.

1:19:12🔗 Drew Is she, is it tough to penetrate? Is it difficult to get in?

1:19:16🔗 Caller No, not at all. I mean.

1:19:17🔗 Drew But as soon as you're in, there's burning.

1:19:20🔗 Caller She thinks maybe it's size, but I don't, I mean, I'm not like a huge, here's a guy or anything. I'm like eight and a half inches.

1:19:27🔗 Adam And he's got all his buddies at the antenna shop listening.

1:19:31🔗 I'm a big boy.

1:19:33🔗 Adam Hold on. He's calling for Vancouver's. That's metric, right?

1:19:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:37🔗 Adam Eight and a half millimeters.

1:19:38🔗 Caller OK, maybe seven.

1:19:39🔗 Caller I don't know. But anyway, I don't think it's size. I just thought I'm sorry. For some reason, I think that it's OK.

1:19:44🔗 Adam Brady, Brady, calm down. Let me ask you a question. Is is does she have any problems emotionally? No, she never was molested or raped. There's no problems in that department. I don't know. OK, so.

1:19:56🔗 Drew And she's lubricating normally. How about are you wearing a condom? Yeah, maybe she's allergic to it. Try one of those polyurethane condoms.

1:20:05🔗 Caller Polyurethane, OK.

1:20:06🔗 Adam Do you guys have lambskin or use a moose skin up there?

1:20:10🔗 Caller Sheepskin.

1:20:11🔗 Drew Caraboo.

1:20:12🔗 Caller All right. Caraboo.

1:20:13🔗 Adam I think we'll see if we get a delayed life from the. No, OK. I was joked in work over there. OK, so Brady, use the sheepskin or lambskin and then use some lubrication, some KY.

1:20:29🔗 Drew Yeah, that's the way to start and make sure she's relaxed and receptive and ready and feeling good.

1:20:34🔗 Adam OK, we're going to take a break?

1:20:36🔗 Drew Yeah, please.

1:20:36🔗 Adam And we come back with the lightning round?

1:20:38🔗 Drew Afraid so.

1:20:39🔗 Adam All right, I'm going to have to give the weather. I'll give the weather round this time, too. All right, we'll be back.

1:20:46🔗 Caller Hello, this is Loveline. Call 1-800-LOVE-1-NOR. That's my good old part over there, Dr. Drew.

1:21:18🔗 Caller He is hot out there, Dr. Drew. You're right in the middle of the light around, everybody.

1:21:26🔗 Adam This is the fastest growing 12 and a half minutes right on the outlaw radio. Let's check the time real fast for me hot pack on the phone. Try to help the kiddies out with all the problems they got downstairs and upstairs, too, I must say. Let's check the time real bad. 1144 and 10 seconds. That is 15 minutes and 50 seconds away from the top of the hour straight up.

1:21:51🔗 Caller The lightning.

1:21:54🔗 Adam Can't articulate yourself any better than that. Let's check some temperatures real bad. Glendale coming in to 68, Arcadia coming in to 67, 55 over in Pasadena, Elk Grove coming in to 67 degrees, Eagle Rock and El Toro both coming in, and Cool 63 degrees, and Cino 65, Chula Vista 71 degrees. Take those sparklers off, Bellflower 71, Yucayba is coming in to 74 degrees, New Hall Song is coming in to 63, and Fountain Valley, round about 55 degrees. Let's check the time real fast. It's 1144, let's see if we can find the right middle line. Ace Rockolla, we're gonna check that. Check some more jumps, check if we're going the right way.

1:22:38🔗 Caller Hey, uh, Nicole?

1:22:40🔗 Caller Hello?

1:22:41🔗 Adam 23 years old.

1:22:43🔗 Drew What's up, Nicole?

1:22:46🔗 Caller I actually just have a question. I've been in a relationship for about two years.

1:22:50🔗 Adam Hold on a second. El Toro checking in at 71 now. Down from 72, just two minutes ago.

1:22:55🔗 Caller Go ahead. And when we first met, my boyfriend, he had been out of a relationship for about a year, but he was still completely, he was still totally into his ex-girlfriend.

1:23:06🔗 Caller Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:23:06🔗 Caller I mean, he had a picture of her in his wallet. So anyway, lately-

1:23:11🔗 Caller Hold on, hold on, hold on.

1:23:13🔗 Adam He had a picture. Was there a hole in it? No, I'm kidding. Let's check the timer. It's 1145 and 50 seconds. That's 14 minutes and 10 seconds. And a smack down in the middle of the line. Glendale checking in 67 degrees right now. Go ahead, Nicole.

1:23:34🔗 Drew So what's going on now?

1:23:35🔗 Caller So anyway, now lately I've noticed that he's getting more and more obsessed with sex. And it's not like it's too often or anything. It's like more that it's like, like more, I don't know.

1:23:48🔗 Drew He's just preoccupied?

1:23:50🔗 Caller Preoccupied, but it's like less romantic sex and more of like this.

1:23:55🔗 Drew How long have you been dating?

1:23:57🔗 Caller Two years.

1:23:57🔗 Drew And he's just pressuring you a lot now?

1:23:59🔗 Caller Well, not really pressuring me a lot, but it's like, it's just, the sex has totally changed.

1:24:05🔗 Adam Let's check the time real fast. 1146 and 30 seconds. That is 13 minutes and 30 seconds away. Adopt the hour. 12 midnight, the witch and I almost, almost rung the goddamn coffee mug and everything. Let's check the temperature real fast. Arcadia coming in at 67 degrees, Glendale 63, 55, El Cajon coming in at 67 degrees, 63, El Terro and Ceo Chula Vista at 65 degrees, 51, Bellflower, Yucaypa coming in at 58 degrees, New Hall, Saugus 71, it's hot over there, hot, hot, hot, Fountain Valley 63 and 69 degrees, you know I love that one. Cerritos, let's get back and bring the call with somebody there to call, what's your problem?

1:24:43🔗 Caller Okay.

1:24:44🔗 Drew So it's just become just the physical thing now.

1:24:46🔗 Caller Yeah, it feels like it's getting more just the physical thing.

1:24:49🔗 Drew Are you telling this?

1:24:50🔗 Caller Well, yeah, I have and he's like, no, I love you, it's-

1:24:54🔗 Drew Then tell him you need to talk to him some more, you need to spend more time with him.

1:24:57🔗 Adam Drew, I don't want to catch you off, but we do got to check the time. It has been 70 seconds, it was just a dime a little bit. It's 11.47 and 30 seconds. That's 12 minutes and 30 seconds away from the top of the hour, straight up to wish it out. I'm Ace Rockolla, we'll get over there, partner is Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew Loveline. He is hot, hot, hot. Let's hop back on the phones and take some more calls. First, a quick check of the temperatures. Glendale is coming in 67, Arcadia 63, Pasadena 55 degrees, El Cajon 71, Eagle Rock and General Glendale area there, San Fernando Valley. That's coming in 63, El Toro, Encino and Chula Vista all coming in 69 degrees, Bellflower 55, Yucata 59, New Hall Saugus coming in 72, Fountain Valley 71. Let's hop back on the phones and speak to Amy, Annie 16 year old. I love her.

1:25:46🔗 Hi, I just want to say Adam, you are like the bomb.

1:25:49🔗 Adam Thank you very much. Ace Rockolla here, your humble servant trying to help the kiddies out. I'm going to give you a quick check of the time and the weather. Just a few seconds there. Let's see if we can get to your question first.

1:26:02🔗 Go ahead. My best friend in the whole world is 18 and she has never had a boyfriend.

1:26:10🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Let's check the time real fast. It's 1148 in 30 seconds. That is 11 minutes and 30 seconds away from the top of the hour, straight up. Witch and Imer. Go ahead, Amy.

1:26:20🔗 And, okay, she was molested when she was younger by her grandfather.

1:26:28🔗 Adam Oh, that's good. That's good. That's precious. Yeah.

1:26:31🔗 And I was wondering if I should, cause she wants to be hooked up really bad, but I'm not sure if I should be the one to hook her up.

1:26:37🔗 Adam Hook her up with you or? Hold on. Hey, Amy, one second for you, I got to hook you guys up with some temperatures. Arcadia, coming in 53 degrees, Pasadena 55. Glendale coming in at 61, El Cajon 63, Eagle Rock and El Toro coming in 65 degrees. Go ahead.

1:26:54🔗 Drew It hook up with you?

1:26:55🔗 No, like hook up with a guy.

1:26:57🔗 Drew You're going to hook her up with a guy?

1:26:59🔗 Yeah.

1:26:59🔗 Drew No, no, no.

1:27:00🔗 Like, he's kind of scared.

1:27:02🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no. She had been abused by her grandfather?

1:27:05🔗 Yeah, since she was six.

1:27:08🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. How old is she now? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1:27:11🔗 She's 18.

1:27:12🔗 Drew No, let it be that happened with somebody that really cares about her. Don't just hook her up with anyone.

1:27:18🔗 Adam All right, Amy.

1:27:18🔗 Drew It's going to be traumatized for her.

1:27:19🔗 Adam Yeah, take care of yourself. All right, we're going to hop back on the phones again. Should we check the time or hop back on the phones?

1:27:26🔗 Drew I think the time, yes. I'm not quite sure what time it is. I'm really confused.

1:27:29🔗 Adam Well, hold on a second. All right, let's hop back on the phones and check and then we'll check the time.

1:27:34🔗 Drew I'm upset.

1:27:35🔗 Adam Well, hold on a second. I'll give the time.

1:27:36🔗 Drew What time is it?

1:27:37🔗 Adam Well, maybe now. Well, it's 11. It's 11.50 straight up, but that doesn't mean anything to you until I do the math where I say 10 minutes away from midnight, right? Now you know.

1:27:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:27:46🔗 Adam All right. Let's hop back on the phones.

1:27:48🔗 Drew Yeah, it's so strange. I felt like I was lost.

1:27:50🔗 Adam We're going to check in with the time and the weather coming up.

1:27:54🔗 Caller Jacob?

1:27:55🔗 Caller Yeah, I had a question for Dr. Drew.

1:27:57🔗 Adam 16 years old. What's going on there? Have I?

1:28:00🔗 Caller Oh, well, I have this problem. When I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could only perform with like some music or something in the background. I was just wondering, is that like a metal thing?

1:28:10🔗 Adam What kind of music?

1:28:12🔗 Caller Like heavy metal.

1:28:14🔗 Adam What kind?

1:28:15🔗 Caller You know, Megadeth, Metallica, Megadeth.

1:28:18🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:28:19🔗 Caller All right.

1:28:19🔗 Adam Hold on a second there real fast. Let me check the time of it. Eleven fifty and fifty seconds. That's nine minutes and ten seconds away from the top of the hour straight up. Let's check some temperatures around the South. Glendale coming in 61, Arcadia 63, Pasadena and El Cajonera coming in 65, Eagle Rock, El Toro, Girola 63, Girola Vista, Belfato 65, Belfato 114, New Hall, Saugus and Fountain Valley. Let's hop back on the phones and speak to Jacob. Jacob likes Elizabeth Mabill, that's okay. Hey Tammy. Hi. You're 19 years old, what's on there? You're down to the Ace Rockolla, smack dab in the middle of the line around the back of the tap.

1:28:55🔗 Drew What is the temperature on the riverside right now?

1:28:57🔗 Adam Riverside coming in 64 degrees.

1:28:59🔗 Drew Tammy.

1:29:00🔗 Adam Tammy, go ahead.

1:29:01🔗 Caller Okay.

1:29:02🔗 Caller I've been with my boyfriend for like two and a half years.

1:29:07🔗 Adam Two and a half?

1:29:07🔗 Caller Yeah, something like that.

1:29:10🔗 Caller And I've never had an orgasm in my whole life.

1:29:13🔗 Adam Never had the big old one? Yeah, I had one ten minutes ago. Oh yeah, I had one ten minutes ago. Drew's still mopping up.

1:29:21🔗 Caller No, but I think, yeah, I think.

1:29:24🔗 Caller Oh yeah, hold on a second, Tommy.

1:29:26🔗 Adam Hey, thank you, Anson, best of the best of the best. I can't believe he's the best of the best, total professional. I gotta check time real fast. It's 11.51. No, wait a minute, 11.52, straight up. Eight minutes away from the top of the hour. The witching hour, 12 midnight. I'm Ace Rockolla, it's a good part of it, Dr. Drew, hot, hot, hot. Right in the middle of the line, Glendale coming in at 63 degrees.

1:29:44🔗 Drew What is the question you have about that, Tommy? What is the question?

1:29:47🔗 Caller No, okay, my question is, I know, for some reason, okay, he thinks it's him, and it's not him, it's not that I don't enjoy it.

1:29:53🔗 Drew It's you.

1:29:54🔗 Caller Okay.

1:29:55🔗 Adam Let me tell you something, Glendale coming in at 63 degrees, that's 38 degrees away from 100.

1:30:00🔗 Caller And anyways, it's like when we have sex or whatever, it's like sometimes I back up from him.

1:30:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:30:06🔗 Adam They back up?

1:30:07🔗 Drew It gets too intense.

1:30:07🔗 Adam You give them the rear end, is that what you're saying?

1:30:09🔗 Caller And I don't like, I'm not really into like oral, I don't like that.

1:30:13🔗 Adam Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I can't hear that. Not at this time, not at 11.52 in 45 seconds. That's seven minutes and 15 seconds away from the top of the hour straight up. Doesn't even give a oral, Drew, that's against the GEVA convention.

1:30:26🔗 Drew You got to figure out what you need sort of emotionally and physically and you got to figure that out for yourself. And it's not, if there are things you can get your boyfriend if you really are in love with him, you should instruct him and sort of let him just.

1:30:40🔗 Adam El Cajon and Fontana coming in 59 degrees. 59 degrees, that's 41 away from the top of the hour. No, wait a minute, was that 31? Jeez, I gotta do that. 40, 41 away from 100 degrees.

1:30:58🔗 Drew From the top of the hour.

1:30:59🔗 Adam That's 22 Celsius. All right, let's hop back on the post week, Josh, Josh, Josh, you're 20? Yeah. Yeah, what's up there, partner? Glad to have you, partner. Yeah, let me check the time real quick. Yeah, 1153 in 35 seconds, 6 minutes and 25 seconds away from the top of the hour straight up. What's up, partner?

1:31:18🔗 Caller What's up, man?

1:31:19🔗 Adam What's up, man?

1:31:21🔗 Caller My gay friend, I think he's gay. I'm not sure. I'm really straight though. Yeah, he's straight. He comes over to my house and he grabs me and I don't know what to do.

1:31:33🔗 Drew You're gay.

1:31:34🔗 Adam Straight as a moho and straight as Liberace. Hold on, Drew?

1:31:38🔗 Drew Yeah, Ace.

1:31:39🔗 Adam Let me check some of the temperatures around the house.

1:31:41🔗 Drew I was wondering when we get to that.

1:31:43🔗 Adam It's important for people to know exactly how hot or cold it is outside.

1:31:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:31:47🔗 Adam Because otherwise they'd be confused.

1:31:48🔗 Drew You'd be very confused.

1:31:50🔗 Adam You know how it is. You step out, you think it's 120 degrees and then the guy on the radio tells you it's 55. So you know to put a sweater on.

1:31:55🔗 Drew I would lose all track of time and space. Were you not telling me what the ambient temperature and the time was?

1:32:00🔗 Adam Chula Vista coming in at 55 degrees, El Toro 53, Urquipa coming in at 49 degrees, Bell Flowers dropped from 71 down to 70, New Hall Saugus area coming in 63. That's the low desert and inland area. Fountain Valley 51 and Cerritos 50 straight away. That's 50 away from 100. That's 18 Celsius. We're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back. Well, there you have it. Mercifully. Mercifully. Another episode of Love Line has come to an end. I want to thank Tara, don't call me Tara, for doing a great job on the phones all week long. Damien for keeping a shirt on tonight. Yeah. Various stages of undressed the last few nights. Doing a great job on the phones and on everything else. And producer Anne, of course, without whose magic feminine touch this show would not be possible. Booking a bunch of great guests, not only this week, but last week and coming up next week. Yeah. And Anderson, the magician behind there.

1:33:01🔗 Caller He's the one who sucks.

1:33:03🔗 Adam That's right.

1:33:03🔗 Drew He's not a real engineer that we found out tonight.

1:33:05🔗 Adam Well, here's why I call him, there's why they call him the magician. Not because he does great with engineering. He's an actual magician. He shouldn't be doing that.

1:33:13🔗 Drew I see.

1:33:13🔗 I'm trying to do my best here under really difficult circumstances.

1:33:17🔗 Adam Yeah. This is not his gig. He really should be at parties entertaining kids. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Drew masturbated at Thomas' tank engine once.

1:33:29🔗 Drew Once?

1:33:31🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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