Wednesday, August 1, 2001

1:16🔗 Voiceover Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew, a board certified physician, a board certified internist. Someone emailed him and said we should start calling him an internist instead of physician. An addiction medicine specialist, everyone. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. All right, tonight we're going to talk about Cannonball Run, which is on USA, the USA Network, and it starts this Sunday at 10 o'clock. Am I right?

1:47🔗 Guest Yes? Yep, you're right.

1:48🔗 Good.

1:50🔗 Adam Kai is here from Temptation Island, and Jeff Varner is here from Survivor 2. There are just a couple of the participants in this Cannonball Run. I say one because I saw the original Cannonball movie, those old Hell-Nita movies used to film without any script.

2:11🔗 Drew I think the only thing I remember about those films is the footage of Burt Reynolds and Dom Dalloway's laughing at the end, half hour of them laughing.

2:19🔗 Adam I think that was the second Cannonball one because the first one, I don't think they were in it. I just remember cheering the Cobra, the 427 Cobra trying to beat out the Daytona Ferrari.

2:34🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

2:36🔗 Adam Thank you, thank you, Huell, being an American boy. But I've seen some of the commercials. I got the idea. It's a five-day show, right?

2:44🔗 Guest Right.

2:45🔗 Adam It's almost like Roots. I mean, in the sense, I was trying to think of other TV shows that have taken place in succession where you left off one day and picked it up the next. They haven't done this in a while, have they, Prime Time?

3:00🔗 Guest No, I don't think so. I haven't heard of it done like this.

3:03🔗 Adam And it goes, it goes New York to LA, and five different teams, six different teams, six different automobiles. Is there mixing and matching of teams as you go?

3:15🔗 Guest Oh, you stay with the same team, but the teams are somewhat mismatched.

3:18🔗 Drew Listen, listen to this. A committed, loving couple is paired with the guy's ex-girlfriend in a car.

3:24🔗 Guest That's a good one.

3:25🔗 Adam That's bad.

3:25🔗 Drew Oh, well, they know that's coming.

3:28🔗 Guest No, they don't know. Oh, they don't even realize they're getting a third person till a couple days into it.

3:33🔗 Drew Oh, two playmates and a seminary student.

3:37🔗 Guest Well, that's an interesting matchup.

3:39🔗 Adam We'll be going back to school. And are you guys paired up?

3:42🔗 Guest Yeah, we're in the same team.

3:44🔗 Adam And is it two man team or is there a third person in there?

3:46🔗 Drew Susan from Survivor.

3:48🔗 Guest Susan Hawke.

3:48🔗 Guest Susan's our third member.

3:50🔗 Adam And you guys, what car do you guys get?

3:52🔗 Guest We have a 1971 Red Chrysler Hurst.

3:56🔗 Drew She was a truck driver, right? Was she, her professional skills come in handy?

4:00🔗 Guest Oh, yeah, yeah.

4:04🔗 Adam I think there's a...

4:04🔗 Guest I like those sound effects. It's really cool.

4:07🔗 Adam What is there? A Hurst and there's... Is there a Fat?

4:09🔗 Guest There's a Lowrider Impala. That was pretty cool.

4:12🔗 Adam Now, how do you do this without killing people or breaking laws?

4:16🔗 Guest We may have.

4:18🔗 Adam Oh, you may have killed people. Well, what are the rules? I mean, obviously, you can't just floor it and go 110 weaving in and out of traffic. I mean, you have to be some ground rules, right?

4:31🔗 Guest You can't break the laws that have been set up. You can't speed. I mean, that's illegal. But I mean, if your foot accidentally went down on the gas pedal and you ease up at times.

4:42🔗 Adam All right. So you drive like when you're going to the airport. You know that driving when you're running a little bit late and you don't care. You can't miss that flight. So there's that kind of driving. But then, let's see, how many miles are we driving? Is that 3000?

4:56🔗 Drew It's easy, yeah.

4:57🔗 Adam And are we looking at then having to cover 800 miles a day or 700 miles?

5:03🔗 Guest We drove about 8 to 10 hours a day. I don't know how many miles that was.

5:07🔗 Adam And what strategy would you need to do? I mean, that's too broad a question. But what I'm saying is, is...

5:14🔗 Guest Not really.

5:15🔗 Adam What's just to stop you from getting in the car and driving for eight hours and then stopping you from getting in the car and driving for eight hours?

5:21🔗 Drew What's to prevent you from just not sleeping or having to sleep and drive?

5:24🔗 Guest We have checkpoints. We have to check in somewhere every night. And the next morning there's a challenge to determine who leaves and how you leave and what the order is. We can't speed, so it's basically a game of trying to see who can slow down the competition the best.

5:38🔗 Guest That's the beauty of it. Right.

5:40🔗 Adam So you're encouraged and do F around with your competition.

5:45🔗 Guest That's sabotage.

5:46🔗 Adam And what does the winner get? The $100,000?

5:50🔗 Guest Right. Really? And there's money along the way. You can pick up money at the various checkpoints. You get awarded per your finish.

5:58🔗 Adam They will give the winning team $100,000. It's not $100,000 to be whacked up five different ways kind of thing. The winner gets $100,000?

6:08🔗 Guest I think the winner gets $75,000 and there's a little catch to it. There's something you have to pick up along the way that if you cross the finish line with it, you get additional money and...

6:16🔗 Adam That's herpes. I was told by the publicist. If you can get herpes halfway from New York to LA...

6:24🔗 Drew Disqualified here on my lip here.

6:25🔗 No.

6:26🔗 Adam That looks self-induced. I'm sorry.

6:29🔗 Drew I did my lip.

6:30🔗 Adam You're right. That was caused by a speed bump at the drive-through. No. And I think Krabs is like a bonus. Bonus $5,500. All right. So this is... When am I looking at? Sunday, right?

6:42🔗 Guest Sunday, 10 o'clock, USA Network.

6:44🔗 Adam And it'll go... It'll be unveiled on Thursday, I'm guessing, right? That'll be the big finish. Is it one-hour episodes?

6:51🔗 Guest Yeah, I think so.

6:52🔗 Adam All right. Good times. All right. Let's talk to Ray, who's 25.

6:57🔗 Guest Ray? Hi.

6:58🔗 Adam Hey.

6:59🔗 Guest Hey, Ray.

6:59🔗 Guest Hey, Ray. Hi. How are you guys doing?

7:01🔗 Guest Hey, Ray.

7:02🔗 Adam Good. What's up?

7:05🔗 Guest I've been married about three years, about a year into the marriage. My wife, I don't know, she just wanted to get in a little explorative to the anal sex thing.

7:17🔗 Woo-hoo.

7:19🔗 Adam There you go.

7:20🔗 Guest Yeah, but the bad part is, though, it's like towards me, though.

7:23🔗 Adam Someone else's penis.

7:24🔗 Guest Oh, oh, oh, oh.

7:26🔗 Guest Yeah.

7:26🔗 Adam Interesting.

7:27🔗 Guest Right. I try to make the marriage work, but that's just like pushing a little too far for me.

7:35🔗 Adam I see. Yes. What did she want to do?

7:39🔗 Drew What's your question for us?

7:40🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, well, she's obviously proud of me.

7:44🔗 Guest I mean, how do I tell her that I don't really want to do it?

7:46🔗 Drew Actually, you said this a year ago.

7:49🔗 Adam Sounds bogus.

7:50🔗 Drew So absolutely.

7:51🔗 Adam Yeah. Sorry, Ray, we don't believe you.

7:53🔗 Guest No, it's true. I'm serious.

7:54🔗 Drew And what have you been doing for the last year?

7:56🔗 Adam Sitting.

7:57🔗 Guest No, I mean...

7:59🔗 Drew You were married two years ago. A year into it, she wanted to start exploring. So what have you been doing all this year?

8:04🔗 Guest Well, I mean, going along with it, I guess.

8:07🔗 Drew So you've been doing it?

8:08🔗 Guest Yeah, but I don't feel comfortable doing it.

8:10🔗 Drew Why don't you tell her you're done with that?

8:11🔗 Adam What does she use on you?

8:13🔗 Guest Her finger, usually.

8:15🔗 Adam Her finger? While you're having sex?

8:18🔗 Guest Yeah.

8:19🔗 Drew Good times.

8:19🔗 Adam That's not so bad.

8:21🔗 Guest I mean, I don't know.

8:23🔗 Adam Yeah, you're not into that?

8:24🔗 Guest No, because I mean, it makes me feel like a homosexual.

8:28🔗 Guest Have you told her you're not into it?

8:29🔗 Guest Yeah, I've tried, you know, and she just wants to get on.

8:32🔗 Drew Dude, listen, how difficult is it to tell someone you don't want to do that?

8:37🔗 Adam Not difficult at all. You know, you just, in sex, you don't have to talk, you just shoe people.

8:42🔗 Guest You know what I mean?

8:42🔗 Guest Like, they start doing stuff like, hey, baby, no, no, no, shh, shh, next time she makes a move, just put the clamp on her and take that hand and pull it right out of there.

8:50🔗 Guest Yeah, but I mean, let's, oh, I just...

8:52🔗 Drew Are you afraid she's going to leave you if you... Oh, yeah. Oh, please.

8:55🔗 Adam Oh, no, this is, he's so bogus.

8:56🔗 Drew Yeah, come on.

8:57🔗 Guest No, this is honest. I'm not lying to you.

8:59🔗 Drew All right, well, listen.

9:00🔗 Adam Ray, please, what do you do for a living?

9:03🔗 Guest I'm an engineer at a factory here in Michigan.

9:07🔗 Adam And what happened to you growing up?

9:09🔗 Guest Well, I was...

9:11🔗 Adam Something, something bad? What happened?

9:14🔗 Guest Well, I was jumped around a lot from foster home to foster home.

9:17🔗 Drew All right, there we go.

9:18🔗 Adam I had a little self-esteem issue there.

9:20🔗 Drew Well, abandonment issues. You're one of the people who love you, who are going to leave you just because you express a preference in your sexuality.

9:26🔗 Guest Well, my mom left me when I was four.

9:27🔗 Drew Yeah, no kidding.

9:28🔗 Guest Me and my three younger brothers.

9:29🔗 Drew We get that. That's why you ended up in the foster care.

9:31🔗 Adam Did you, was it because you told her you didn't want the finger or did she just leave her on a court?

9:36🔗 Guest No, she got hooked up with a drug addict.

9:38🔗 Adam Oh, okay. I misunderstood. I thought mom was...

9:41🔗 Drew Hopefully you married a woman that's a little more able to stick with a relationship than your mom and you asserting yourself in a gentle way about... I suspect your wife may be relieved. She probably thinks you're into this.

9:55🔗 Adam I don't know. I don't know. My thing is if you can, I'm looking for a delicate word, extrude at the right time. If you can just sort of time your bowels, that's enough. Do you know what I mean? That will keep people away. If someone is trying to put their finger in your honey and runs into your own finger, your own brown finger, before it actually makes it to your anus, I think that will slow them down. It's nature's natural defense. It's your ass' natural defense.

10:26🔗 Drew Go on, Adam. Please.

10:29🔗 Adam I have never said this before, but I'm stumbling on to something. I believe that's why poop comes out of your ass.

10:34🔗 Drew To protect you from other people's hands.

10:35🔗 Adam To protect your ass.

10:36🔗 We have a breakthrough.

10:38🔗 Adam Think about it. Why else would it come out there?

10:40🔗 Drew Well, that is certainly why.

10:41🔗 Adam Otherwise, you just cough it up or push it out your urethra. But I believe it comes out there so people won't monkey with that area.

10:49🔗 Drew That's why you grow all that hair back there.

10:51🔗 Adam That's true. That's why God blessed me with a hairy crack. That's why I was touched by God in that area.

11:01🔗 Drew Now, there will be Santa Clause with a cigar reference.

11:04🔗 Adam All right. Let's just move on. If that was a real call, I really feel bad for a poor rancher. Sophia?

11:13🔗 Hi.

11:14🔗 Adam Hey.

11:15🔗 How are you?

11:15🔗 Adam You're 18.

11:17🔗 Caller Good. What's up? I was calling because I've been on depot for about a year and I got a shot like a week ago. I got my last shot, last injection like a week ago. And this, like just two days ago, I got an MMR, measles, mumps, rubella shot for school. And now, and it was in the same arm as I got the depot shot. And now I have, it's like really swollen, like a mosquito bite.

11:43🔗 Drew Okay, hold on. Why aren't you getting the depot in your hip?

11:48🔗 Caller I don't know why. It was in my hip once. And then I don't know why I'm not getting in my hip anymore.

11:54🔗 Drew Why don't you get back to that?

11:55🔗 Adam Do they always give it to you in the hip? Or should they?

11:58🔗 Drew Pretty good volume in there. Yeah, I do.

12:00🔗 Adam You mean there's a mass there to inject it into?

12:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:03🔗 Adam Sophia?

12:04🔗 Drew And then the, the measles mumps rubella can cause a local reaction. And also sometimes these needles can introduce bacteria. So here's what you do, hot compresses. And if you're still, if you start feeling bad, if you got fevers or if it really starts swelling tomorrow, you got to call your doctor. You may need to be on some antibiotics.

12:21🔗 Caller I mean, like, is there going to be anything wrong with either of them?

12:23🔗 Drew Like, no, it's not. No, they will work fine. What?

12:26🔗 Adam OK, you get measles shots at 18.

12:28🔗 Drew These days.

12:29🔗 Caller You do?

12:29🔗 Well, no, what's going on?

12:31🔗 Drew The colleges are really, yeah, they're really tight about vaccinations. They're really into it. Oh, really?

12:35🔗 Caller All right.

12:37🔗 Adam All right. You know, I've thought about something else. What is that big vaccination shot that everyone between the age of 30 and 50 has? I never said polio. I was looking at mine the other day and looking at a friend of mine's and I said, they couldn't have put that inside the arm.

12:52🔗 Drew They did. They used to do that also in here.

12:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

12:54🔗 Drew Why not?

12:55🔗 Adam Why on the shoulder? Like some sort of Nazi branding idea. What kind of thinking is that? Well, what is that? We're going to scar this kid for life in a place everyone can see and want to just put on your forehead.

13:08🔗 Guest Because it's a test of manhood.

13:09🔗 Drew The muscle. Listen, the muscle here.

13:11🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:12🔗 Drew I'm reaching now, okay?

13:13🔗 Adam What muscle?

13:14🔗 Drew This muscle is easy to get into. This one, you can accidentally hit the order of the vein here.

13:18🔗 Adam Why not in the ass or something? That shoulder. I don't like that thing. Let me tell you what really bothered me. I was watching some sort of B caveman movie from the 70s. Guys walk around in loin cloth. He's fighting a pterodactyl. There's a big polio scar and it was ruined for me. I mean, I was pretty high, but it was still ruined because I knew all of a sudden, it was not 20 million BC. This guy had a polio vaccination.

13:46🔗 Guest What do they do now if they don't do this?

13:48🔗 Adam They do it liquid or something. What do they do with the polio?

13:51🔗 Drew They're very supposed to do it, but the polio is gone. We don't have it.

13:53🔗 Adam Oh, we don't need it anymore. And what is up that it left this thing? Was it a multiple syringes or something that was going in you?

14:01🔗 Drew It's a scar.

14:02🔗 Adam Is it just from one needle and it created that weird sort of spherical funky scar on everybody?

14:08🔗 Guest It can't be good.

14:10🔗 Adam And what was that for like a 30 year period or is that 60 years or?

14:15🔗 Drew I don't know. I think it was a lot. Good question.

14:17🔗 Adam But it wouldn't have gone back to the caveman days.

14:19🔗 Drew No.

14:20🔗 Adam No. And they wouldn't have actually fought dinosaurs?

14:23🔗 Drew Not with the polio vaccine.

14:25🔗 All right. All right.

14:26🔗 Drew You got to remember, I mean, when our parents were kids, their friends ended up paralyzed the rest of their lives from the common infection polio.

14:33🔗 Right.

14:33🔗 Adam But look at us, scarred.

14:34🔗 Caller Horribly.

14:36🔗 Adam Casey?

14:37🔗 Yeah.

14:38🔗 Adam You're 19?

14:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

14:39🔗 Adam What's up?

14:40🔗 Guest Hi. Well, I'm 19 and 18 months pregnant. I'm single and I was formerly a dancer.

14:47🔗 Adam All right. So it's all going according to plan.

14:50🔗 Drew It's so not.

14:51🔗 Adam No. I see.

14:52🔗 Guest Well, it used to be, when I was dancing and everything, it was hard for me to find a date. A lot of guys found me attractive and everything.

14:58🔗 Drew It was hard or it wasn't hard?

14:59🔗 Guest Oh, it definitely was not. So, but since becoming single and a mother to be, I cannot get a date. It's like, it's pretty much acted as a repellent. My initial question is, do any normal guys find women who are pregnant and attractive aside from the father?

15:19🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, they're out there. As a matter of fact, there's magazines dedicated to that, Milken and Poppin.

15:24🔗 Drew It's not.

15:25🔗 Adam A lot of guys are into that.

15:27🔗 Drew Yeah, but this is not. That's what it's called?

15:29🔗 Adam Milken and Poppin.

15:31🔗 Drew This is, Casey, not an issue of attractiveness. This is an issue of.

15:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

15:37🔗 Drew Yeah. You know, it's almost, it's a lot of things. I think guys are naturally biologically prone to push away from somebody else's child's pregnant, you know, one woman.

15:49🔗 Guest Yeah.

15:49🔗 Drew And assume that there's a father involved in your life and that, and or the other side is not want to get involved with someone who's going to have a child.

15:56🔗 Guest Does it change at all after I have the baby?

15:59🔗 Adam I mean, yeah. Because you leave the kid at home and you lie when you're out dancing.

16:04🔗 Guest I'm not going to dance anymore. But it's like, I don't know. Is it difficult for a lot of guys to, you know, accept another child?

16:13🔗 Drew Yes.

16:14🔗 Guest Really?

16:15🔗 Adam Well, well, wait a minute.

16:16🔗 Drew It's not impossible, but it's going to be an issue.

16:18🔗 Adam You guys tell me what you think of this. I have friends that would not do it. And I have friends who might even be slightly more attracted to that possibility. It's a smaller percentage that would be. But I know a lot of guys who have married women that had children from previous relationships. It happens all the time.

16:37🔗 Caller I feel like I'm so young.

16:38🔗 Guest I'm already damaged good.

16:39🔗 Adam No, no, no, no. What it does is it sort of cuts down your group a little bit. Instead of, you know, 20 million guys, you get five million guys to choose from.

16:48🔗 Drew Adam, hypothetically, do you think being a stripper is more negative than having a child?

16:54🔗 Adam No, because the stripper. Well, I lived with a stripper, so you're asking the wrong guy.

16:59🔗 Drew But I mean, do you think some guys would be?

17:00🔗 Adam No, yes, a lot of guys would freak out over the stripping. Sure. Maybe a larger percentage than having the child. But the stripper is fixable.

17:10🔗 Drew Yeah, I get them in the head.

17:11🔗 Adam I chain them to the radiator and they can't get out. That takes care of that. The kid, you can only chain to the radiator for so long, then you got to feed them.

17:20🔗 Drew You are making choices in your life though, Casey, that are sort of narrowing the pool for you.

17:24🔗 Guest Yeah. Right. All right.

17:27🔗 Adam Well, thanks a lot. Listen, first off, don't base your entire life over whether men are attracted to you or not.

17:35🔗 Guest I'm really codependent.

17:36🔗 Adam I know. That's what got you into stripping, and that's what got you pregnant. And you got to let that go.

17:42🔗 Guest Yeah. I guess I should date you in the therapist.

17:45🔗 Adam You're in a hurry. Yes. Maybe you can date one.

17:49🔗 Drew Or just dance one with you.

17:50🔗 Adam You're out of... Yeah, you could barter. 90 bucks, two laughs, three laugh dances plus 10.

17:58🔗 Caller All right.

17:59🔗 Adam Thanks a lot. All right. Good times. And let me just put a word of warning out to a lot of the dancers. I really mean that the eight out of the last ten dancers, I've got a lap dance from, spoke to me openly about their children.

18:15🔗 Guest Oh, yes.

18:16🔗 Adam Yes. Very bothersome for me and the penis.

18:20🔗 I do that.

18:21🔗 Adam And it's my fault for asking. But you always do that small talk because you catch them in between songs. You catch them at the halfway point of cherry pie. And you're just sitting there and you're kind of riding it out till it starts the new song when the lap dance officially begins. So you make that talk. Where are you? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. LH you're working. Yeah, it sounds like, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. All you go is, here's all you can think. Man, this chick's got bad breath. And then you go, wait a minute, but my breath is pretty bad too because I've been drinking all night. I'm yelling in her ear. And it says, what do you do during the day?

18:56🔗 Guest I'm a mother.

18:59🔗 Drew You ask what do you do during the day?

19:01🔗 Adam You sit around and there's not much to talk about as it pertains to stripping. You see what I'm saying? Like other businesses...

19:09🔗 Drew Where do you train?

19:10🔗 Adam I sit down next to a guy who installs aluminum siding. I can talk to him for four hours about the aluminum siding. You guys put that SISO craft weather stripping up or you just put the siding straight on the paper. What about an application where you got stucco up there? You got to put some wood runners or do you just put it right onto the stucco? I could talk for four hours, but stripping is like, how long you worked here? Two days. Yeah.

19:45🔗 Guest You meet lots of guys.

19:46🔗 Adam You meet guys. It's like, how much for one of those four ounce mini bottles of champagne? Twenty-seven dollars.

19:57🔗 Guest Oh.

19:59🔗 Adam So you sit there, so you start talking like, like, what do you do? Do you go to school or do you live out here? Whatever it is. Inevitably, they go right for the kids. And it's, it's tough. I'm sorry.

20:11🔗 Drew Yeah, it's difficult. You should do a piece on Strip Show etiquette.

20:16🔗 Adam Oh, thank you, Drew. Yes, we did that.

20:17🔗 Drew Oh, talking.

20:19🔗 Adam Vanilla?

20:20🔗 Guest Yes.

20:21🔗 Guest Vanilla.

20:21🔗 Adam You're seventeen.

20:23🔗 Guest Yeah.

20:24🔗 Adam Jeff and Kai are both here from Cannonball Run.

20:28🔗 Guest Hi, Vanilla.

20:29🔗 Drew What's up?

20:31🔗 Guest My problem is, last night during oral sex, my boyfriend kept wanting me to put my finger in his rectum.

20:41🔗 Guest Wow. This is the topic of the night. Yep.

20:44🔗 Adam Wednesday night. Wednesday night's all anal on Loveline.

20:49🔗 Guest We got one that didn't want it and one that's asking for it.

20:52🔗 Adam Right. You see you didn't want to do that?

20:56🔗 Guest No, I didn't.

20:58🔗 Adam Okay. Are you focusing on something else right now?

21:01🔗 Guest Yeah. I'm done.

21:02🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on, screwball. Jesus Christ. I never get tired of hating our callers. It never ends for me.

21:10🔗 Drew Was she making a sandwich or something?

21:12🔗 Adam Whatever. They call the show and they're like distracted. Say hi to Jeff and Kaia.

21:17🔗 Drew Well, there's somebody vacuuming behind her.

21:19🔗 Adam She was working on something. I don't mind.

21:23🔗 Drew I wouldn't know what she was doing. I just want to know.

21:25🔗 Adam I think she's still distracted and won't be able to answer correctly.

21:29🔗 Guest I'm not distracted anymore.

21:31🔗 Drew What were you doing?

21:33🔗 Guest My boyfriend's twin brother came out and asked for a cigarette, so.

21:35🔗 Drew Oh, well, that's... That makes sense, that.

21:38🔗 Adam You got to prioritize.

21:39🔗 Guest Yeah, it's over Loveline.

21:40🔗 Drew I mean, what's, you know, national radio, boyfriend, cigarette?

21:44🔗 That's right.

21:45🔗 Adam That's right.

21:46🔗 Guest You get to be...

21:47🔗 Adam You're a national radio every day. It's not every day you get to hand a cigarette to your boyfriend.

21:50🔗 Guest So does the twin brother know that you're calling in and asking this question about his brother?

21:54🔗 Caller No.

21:55🔗 Adam No. And did you tell him no? Or what did you tell him?

21:58🔗 Guest Well, he's kind of like got a temper problem. So basically it was like, I mean, I didn't even want to even give him head in the first place.

22:08🔗 Adam Sure.

22:08🔗 Guest But he just kept, you know, to pushing down things.

22:11🔗 Guest Oh no.

22:13🔗 Guest Yeah. So I was like, whatever. And then and he kept putting my hand there and everything until he actually put my hand in there, my finger.

22:20🔗 Adam Right.

22:21🔗 Guest And he liked it a lot, but I don't know if it's like that make him gay.

22:26🔗 Adam No. Where did this guy go to finishing school? By the way, I like his technique. I'm picturing like a young Tony Randall, Ascot, one of those extensions on his cigarettes.

22:39🔗 Drew This is the background noise here. Are you like a runway 19 at O'Hare there?

22:44🔗 Guest No, he's just a pothead.

22:47🔗 Adam Yes.

22:47🔗 Guest All right.

22:48🔗 Adam Look, first off, any guy who forces you to give him a BJ can't be gay. That's number one.

22:53🔗 Drew Nor should he be your boyfriend, though.

22:54🔗 Adam Can you break up with this guy?

22:57🔗 Drew He's a marijuana addict. He's aggressive. He acts out and he forces you to do things you want to do.

23:01🔗 Guest Well, I came up with this last night. I just told him like after or actually before I even did anything with him, was that every time he gets high or something like that, I'm not going to give him head.

23:16🔗 Adam Oh, there you go.

23:17🔗 Drew Yeah, Vanilla.

23:17🔗 Adam That should be a national policy.

23:19🔗 Guest Yeah, at high no head.

23:20🔗 Adam I can see Nancy Reagan championing.

23:22🔗 Drew Yeah, Vanilla, you don't understand what you're into here at all. Is your dad an alcoholic?

23:28🔗 Guest No, my dad's a cop.

23:30🔗 Drew A cop.

23:30🔗 Adam Oh, well, they always have the worst kids.

23:32🔗 Drew Is your mom an alcoholic or?

23:34🔗 Guest No, no, she's a nurse.

23:35🔗 Adam Oh, they have the second worst kids. The number one female screw up your kid profession is nurse and the number one male is cop. Second by lawyer, would you say? Possibly doctor.

23:48🔗 Guest Well, I'm not like, I don't do any drugs or anything.

23:51🔗 Drew No, I understand, but you're involved with a guy that is a drug addict and you're making all sorts of excuses for him. You think you can change him. You think you're going to give him a master plan where you're going to change his behavior. This means you need to be involved with a guy like this and he's not a good guy.

24:02🔗 Guest Well, you don't think that if, well, that new rule thing, you think he would.

24:06🔗 Adam Oh, well, once you implement the...

24:10🔗 Guest Because I mean, it's like we've...

24:11🔗 Adam No weed, no blow.

24:12🔗 Drew On one hand, Vanilla, I'm delighted with the reality with which you conduct yourself around the male. That is a good thing, right? She gets it all down to the penis, ultimately.

24:22🔗 Adam I like the idea she's making laws that have to do with his penis.

24:25🔗 Drew That's right. But the fact that you're doing it around his drug use, that you are excusing his aggression, that's all bad.

24:31🔗 Guest Right.

24:32🔗 Drew He's not a good guy.

24:34🔗 Guest He just pisses me off because he's really smart.

24:38🔗 Drew You can't change him. Go to Al-Anon. You must have an alcohol.

24:42🔗 Adam Don't take this the wrong way, but you're not that smart, so you saying that he's really smart makes him average. You understand?

24:50🔗 Guest He's like in class, like in school and everything. He's a genius.

24:53🔗 Drew Manila, are you telling me your dad doesn't come home and drink every night?

24:57🔗 Guest No, not at all. That's like a once in a great while thing and that's only on occasions.

25:01🔗 Drew Does he do anything funny when he drinks heavily? Is he a bad guy?

25:06🔗 Guest No, he's a really decent guy.

25:10🔗 Drew Your mom does not use any medications?

25:12🔗 Guest No. The only thing about my mom is she was adopted. I had my dance mom when she was like...

25:18🔗 Adam Wow.

25:22🔗 Drew How old were they when they started getting together, the two of them?

25:24🔗 Guest They had their first baby when they were fourteen.

25:28🔗 Adam Other than that, everything is fine?

25:29🔗 Drew Starting to make a little sense.

25:31🔗 Adam At this point, we'd prefer he start drinking. Could he do that?

25:35🔗 Where's my bourbon?

25:36🔗 Drew Alright son, I would also suspect... I bet you your mom is using some chemical somewhere. I bet you.

25:42🔗 Guest She screwed up when she was younger and then she got old.

25:43🔗 Drew What did she screw up on? Yeah, what did she screw up on?

25:46🔗 Guest She just like finished college a little while ago.

25:48🔗 Drew What did she screw up on?

25:49🔗 Guest Just by having kids young. I mean, her dad was sexually abusive towards her.

25:54🔗 Adam There we go. Alright. Let's not keep this crap ball rolling. Can we just dump this guy?

26:03🔗 Guest I really care about him a lot.

26:05🔗 Adam Alright, well then...

26:05🔗 Drew There's a book out there called What? I love it. You go read that book.

26:08🔗 Adam Shove your hand up his ass. You forcefully perform oral sex on his stone penis. And enjoy your life. Have a few kids and keep it going. Okay? Keep it going. Whatever crappy family you come from, keep it going. Have the kids. But here's my point. Make sure you screw your kids up too, alright?

26:29🔗 Guest I'm not having any kids.

26:30🔗 Adam No, have the kids, screw them up, and then they in turn can screw their kids up, and we can just keep this big crap ball going. Alright? Alright, good times, baby. There we go. Alright.

26:41🔗 Drew The legacy. The legacy that is the American family.

26:45🔗 Adam Suck off the bong, no suck off the dog. That would be my Nancy Reagan-esque policy, whether you smoke the weed and I don't give a... And what guy, what guy gets high and like starts with this sort of rape light? You know what I mean? I mean, that's... I see, okay, he has a couple of cocktails. That's one thing. But smoking the weed and sort of wrestling with the lady to give you the oral sex and put the finger in the ass, that's a weird combination.

27:16🔗 Guest It's a little bit aggressive. You wouldn't think just the opposite, maybe.

27:19🔗 Adam The weed is like, the weed is like, like I get stoned and I like sit up and I go, I should rape and then I lean back down and go, forget it. I'll rape tomorrow.

27:30🔗 Guest We'll be right back.

27:30🔗 Adam Tomorrow, all right. Where's my calendar? All right, rape for tomorrow. And I sit up again, I lean back in. But I can't actually do anything. I could imagine, you know, raping somebody's stone. That's a bad thing.

27:43🔗 Drew Oh, really?

27:44🔗 Adam Yeah, it's bad. I mean, this guy's worse than a regular rapist. He rapes stoned.

27:49🔗 Drew I know. Shocker.

27:50🔗 Adam All right. We'll take a little break. Jeff and Kyle are both here from Cannonball Run 2001, starting this Sunday on USA. And we'll be back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That would be Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Harlan Williams, the stand-up comedian, actor, will be in here tomorrow night. Jeff and Kyle are both here tonight. Jeff, you know, from Survivor 2, and Kyle, you know, from Temptation Island. They're both paired together in the Cannonball Run, which is on the USA Network Sunday night, 10 o'clock. And it's going to run five successive days. And 100 grand to the winner. And you'll find out Thursday night at the end of the episode, I'm guessing.

28:45🔗 Guest At the end.

28:46🔗 Adam Right. And this is basically pairing up a bunch of, I call them misfits, people that you wouldn't normally find together, and sending them across country. And by the way, twice a year, I announce silently to myself, I don't know if you can announce things to yourself, I announce I will drive cross country one day. I always do that.

29:08🔗 Guest Really?

29:09🔗 Drew Me too. That's why I did it. Wait a minute. I've sat here night after night for several years. You've never said that ever.

29:15🔗 Adam I silently announce it to myself.

29:17🔗 Drew We have discussions driving home every night.

29:19🔗 Adam Right.

29:20🔗 Drew I never said one thing about this.

29:22🔗 Adam I think, and I've been flying over this country for quite a bit of time now, and looking down oftentimes, albeit drunk, but looking down out of the first-class gamut.

29:33🔗 Drew I just thought you were looking down on the people.

29:35🔗 Adam I like to do that, yes, but I do that when I'm at the airport. I stand up on the chair and look down at the help. Yes, I wave my first-class boarding pass around. But I just flew from... I was in Colorado, and I was in Las Vegas, and I'm going up to Yosemite this weekend for a wedding, and it strikes me that this country has so much different terrain and so many places, and you think it's populated, until you get in a plane and just start flying toward Denver, and you look down, and you don't see anything between LA and Denver, pretty much, and there's beautiful highways out there, and what a way to see it.

30:13🔗 Drew Just drive to Denver, that will cure you of this curiosity.

30:17🔗 Adam It will?

30:18🔗 Drew Oh yes, because basically what you see, that's 80, 70, 60, 50, those highways down the middle of the country, basically what you see, about 80% of the ride?

30:29🔗 Adam Nothing.

30:29🔗 Drew Corn or desert?

30:30🔗 Adam Right.

30:31🔗 Drew That's it.

30:32🔗 Adam I'm from North Hollywood, that's kind of exciting to me.

30:34🔗 Drew Corn?

30:35🔗 Adam Well maybe not a corn, but like a cow, a cow I could get it up for. I mean, you know, figuratively, I mean, you see a cow, I didn't even know what they were called until I was like 26.

30:45🔗 Drew What route did you guys take?

30:50🔗 Guest It was a very nonspecific route. We went all the way down to Georgia to begin with, and then kind of cut across the south and went north, and then a little further south, and it was mixed up. It wasn't a direct route.

31:02🔗 Drew Was it all highway out of the trans interstates?

31:05🔗 Guest It wasn't all highway.

31:07🔗 Guest No, it was supposed to be.

31:09🔗 Adam And how long did it take to film it?

31:12🔗 Guest Ten days. So it's not too bad.

31:15🔗 Adam That's not bad for that sort of undertaking.

31:17🔗 Guest Yeah, not at all.

31:19🔗 Guest It's something fun to do.

31:21🔗 Adam And will we see your progress charted on some sort of map or something? We can see that.

31:28🔗 Guest They may even have a telestrator. Here they are.

31:31🔗 Adam They're going to be people at the home studio that are sort of commentating and keeping a...

31:37🔗 Guest I think so. I think there's a host in the studio and then there were two in the field with us.

31:41🔗 Guest And at the finish lines for each checkpoint, you'd have a big group of people gathering and then they'd interview you. Like a real race.

31:48🔗 Guest And always a chick with big boobs and tight shorts waving a checkered flag.

31:52🔗 Adam That's great.

31:53🔗 Guest That was consistent every time.

31:55🔗 Adam All right. Let's talk to Diane. Diane?

31:58🔗 Hi, Adam.

31:59🔗 Adam You're 40. What's up?

32:00🔗 Caller Hi, Diane. Hi. I'm here with my son. And he doesn't understand how marijuana affects him. He's 16 and he's smoking. We just did a drug test tonight. And he tried to put some bleach into the drug test. And so that didn't work. But we've gone through like, he's gone through triad and use services. And so he's learned all about the different things that happened to him. But he doesn't really believe how, if he only smokes once or once every couple of weeks, how much marijuana affects his brain.

32:36🔗 Drew First of all, that's not what he's doing. I guarantee you. No way is he's smoking once every couple of weeks.

32:41🔗 Adam Well, hold on.

32:41🔗 Drew No way.

32:42🔗 Adam What's his name?

32:43🔗 Caller Kaya.

32:44🔗 Guest Oh, he's on the air.

32:46🔗 Adam Is it Kaya, did he say? Yes.

32:47🔗 Caller Kaya.

32:48🔗 Adam All right, Kaya. Cool.

32:51🔗 Guest Kaya, are you stoned right now?

32:52🔗 Adam No. No. He was, but no. Mom got on the horn. This is a nightmare, Kaya. You're bumming my high, both of you, by the way. Picturing my mom now. So first off, I want to know about how you tried to get the bleach mixed into the urine.

33:07🔗 Drew They put it under their fingernails and they flick it in.

33:10🔗 Adam I just want to know, how did you get busted? She smelled it. She smelt it?

33:16🔗 Guest Yeah.

33:17🔗 Adam Oh, that's funny. You got to admit that's funny. I mean, Kai, you win, lose, or draw. You're going to have a good laugh about your mom drug testing you when you're 16 and you're getting popped for trying to put bleach into it.

33:27🔗 Guest A for effort.

33:27🔗 Adam I mean, you guys would all appreciate that now, right, if you had that story under your belt, what would happen when you're 16. And your drug, now how does the drug test work? Where do you get it, Diane?

33:38🔗 Caller You just buy it at, you know, Long's Drugs or wherever.

33:41🔗 Adam You can't. You just buy them over the counter. Yeah. Yeah, you can't buy. What kind of society are we living in when you can't buy crab shampoo, but you can buy drug testing? This is Nazi Germany. This is no longer the United States. Think about that for a second.

33:55🔗 Guest You like crab shampoo, can't you?

33:57🔗 Adam You can buy the stuff that doesn't work. The stuff that does work, you got to go talk to somebody about. Great. Yeah, that's the thing. It's great. Well, I'd like to explain this to aliens. We make a few different kinds of drugs. The ones that don't work, you can buy those all you want. And the ones that do work, you got to get in line, pay extra, and get a prescription.

34:17🔗 Drew You seem to know a little bit too much about the crab shampoo.

34:20🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. What? Yeah, what do you know about that crab shampoo? You can buy it. All right. If you know somebody. So, Diane and Kai, right? Yeah. So now, how often do you smoke the weed, Kai?

34:36🔗 I probably once every two weeks.

34:38🔗 Drew No, no way, Kai. No way, Kai, please. Come on. Who do you think is talking to her? Please give me a break.

34:44🔗 Adam Once every two weeks.

34:45🔗 Drew Do you used to smoke a lot?

34:46🔗 Yeah, I used to smoke like every day.

34:48🔗 Adam All right.

34:48🔗 Drew There we go.

34:50🔗 Adam How long ago did you smoke every day?

34:53🔗 Drew Two weeks ago.

34:53🔗 Six weeks, six months.

34:55🔗 Adam Okay.

34:56🔗 Drew Did the everyday smoking stop six months ago?

34:59🔗 Yeah.

35:00🔗 Drew Well, here's the thing with addiction, is it doesn't stop unless you stop entirely. It progresses. And as long as you maintain a relationship with addictive drugs, your addiction will progress. And while you think you may be controlling it now, as many young people can kind of control it for periods of time, you're just fueling this eventual progression of this disease.

35:19🔗 Adam Do you have any alcoholism in your family, Diane?

35:22🔗 Drew Sure. Yeah. You're dead? Yeah. And so you're an alcoholic. And anything you do, even though you're not using alcohol, the speed, the acid, the pot, the ecstasy, these are the things you're going to use, and they are all profoundly addictive. And at your age, the problem is these things can damage parts of the brain and also can delay your development or prevent your development. There's some evidence that suggests the right frontal part of your brain, which you use to sort of negotiate development and the usual psychological milestones of adolescence, shrinks if you smoke a lot of pot. So you don't actually, there's actually no brain there to use in development. All you get become is dependent on the drugs to manage your feelings.

36:01🔗 Adam So you're saying it's okay to smoke the weed?

36:03🔗 Drew That's what I'm saying.

36:03🔗 Adam Okay. Thank you. Oh look, hold on. It's not all that bad. But here's the problem, Kai. I can smoke pot because I don't have the alcoholic gene. You can't smoke pot because you got the alcoholic gene and you're going to spin out a little with it. You'll keep going. You'll keep progressing.

36:25🔗 Caller Okay.

36:26🔗 Adam You understand?

36:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:27🔗 Adam I know. Listen, I know it sucks. But believe me, and I know your mom's a big pain in the ass, but she's really doing the right thing. Because we talk to people all night who are 10 years from where you are now. The pot has led to many different things.

36:42🔗 Drew But not anything of any substance. Right. No progress in their life.

36:46🔗 Adam Right.

36:46🔗 Drew It's the one thing it doesn't lead to.

36:48🔗 Adam Right. So that's it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry there, Kai. All right. Hey, can I have your pipe? I mean, I'm an adult. I can make decisions for myself, right? I mean, he doesn't need it anymore. All right. And Diane, you're a pain in the ass, but you're a good mom. I appreciate that. And Kai, you do got to appreciate that your mom who knows your dad better than you do and knows about addiction does not want to see this for her son who she loves very much.

37:18🔗 Drew And Diane, more than as much as bringing down structure, you got to go some Alan on. That's going to help him too.

37:24🔗 Adam All right. So you got your work to do too, right? Good luck. Yeah. All right. Take care. All right. There we go. You know, they seem kind of OK. Kai kind of seemed OK with the whole thing. Mom was busting some balls, but not too many.

37:38🔗 Drew He's doing her job.

37:39🔗 Adam He's doing her job. That's a good point, Kai. Parents are, you know, that's a job, everybody.

37:45🔗 Drew Yeah, right. And amongst our calling population, that's quaint.

37:49🔗 Adam Right.

37:49🔗 Drew Mom's actually a mom, right? And not a buddy or some a peer.

37:54🔗 Adam Right. And I don't think you should get in your kids' business too much, but if there's a history of addiction in your family and somebody's stepping over the line, then you got to step up. Do it because you love them. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Cameron, who's 15 when he masturbates. His chest turns red.

38:15🔗 Drew Oh, good times.

38:17🔗 Adam I got to believe it's some of the ink from the porn that is out. Sometimes you sweat a lot and wears off. I like to rest it on my belly. So if I have a bib at the last second, pull it down.

38:27🔗 Drew You strip it back up.

38:28🔗 Adam Right. Strip it down. It's stuck in it. Yeah. I will be back.

38:35🔗 It's Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

38:39🔗 Adam 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1 Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Jeff and Kai are both here from Cannonball Run 2001. This will air Sunday night on the USA Network. That's August 5th through the 9th. It will go five nights in a row. It will start at 10 p.m. And it will go from New York to LA. Why New York to LA.? Why not LA to New York?

39:06🔗 Guest I think the original Cannonball was from New York to LA. So it kind of went with tradition.

39:12🔗 Adam Yes, it was.

39:13🔗 Drew The whole race is always like a from the industrial centers to the wild west somewhere.

39:18🔗 Adam Yeah, I guess the country moved that way. So why not do the race that way? And I guess there was like three movies.

39:27🔗 Guest I never saw one of them.

39:28🔗 Guest Three or four?

39:29🔗 Guest There were, but I remember a good one.

39:31🔗 Adam The first one, yeah, had the... I'll tell you who was in that drive in a Camaro.

39:39🔗 Drew Dix-Dick Shawn.

39:41🔗 Adam No, he should have been in it. No, that was Mad, Mad, Mad World. Gary Busey was played like a hick who drove a Camaro. Boy, if I close my eyes, there was a motorcycle in it. I could figure out all the cars and then move it. The ambulance. The ambulance was in two, I think, not in one. And that's when Dom DeLuis, Captain Chaos, Sammy Davis Jr. You know, like Dean Martin got into it. It was bizarre. Hal Needham was great. I don't think he had a script.

40:14🔗 Drew Really?

40:15🔗 Adam I think Hal Needham used to shoot these kinds of these Burt Reynolds chase movies without much of a script.

40:23🔗 Drew To get off topic a little bit, but people have to understand that when we first heard about Boogie Nights, the last thing we had heard from Burt Reynolds basically was sort of these kinds of movies. Right. Right. So Heather Graham sat there and said her next movie is going to be with Marky Mark and Burt Reynolds.

40:40🔗 Burt Reynolds.

40:42🔗 Adam Yeah. It was great. It was like I loved Boogie Nights. I mean, it was one of my favorite movies of the year. I would say probably my favorite movie of the year. And certainly in my top five of the last ten years. And I was just talking to somebody about that scene. And Drew, did you ever see Boogie Nights?

41:02🔗 Drew Yes, I did. Oh, yes, I did.

41:04🔗 Adam Remember the scene in Boogie Nights when they went over to roll that Coke dealer and they went up to that guy's house in the hill with the firecrackers? The guy's just walking around. He's completely coked out. He's just wearing his underpants and bathrobe. And he's got that little Asian guy just lighting the firecrackers off in the background. He's not paying attention to it. He's singing Jessie's Girl. And he's really coked out. And he goes, he goes, Rick Springfield, friend of mine. This guy's a friend of mine. It was great Coke talk if anyone has been privileged enough to hear good Coke talk in their life about how he's friends with Rick Springfield. But Heather Graham was here three months before that movie came out, maybe six months. And she's going, well, it's Marky Mark and Burt Reynolds. And I play roller girl. I wear roller skates.

41:57🔗 The whole film.

41:58🔗 Adam Honey, I gotta talk to your agent. Because, I mean, think about before that, before that, yeah, think about Marky Mark or Mark Wahlberg. And think about Burt Reynolds before Boogie Nights. You're like, oh my God, what happened?

42:14🔗 Drew Oh, and Adam was like, oh, who is your agent? You're nice looking young, you're good at it. What the heck? You need a new agent.

42:21🔗 Guest This is ridiculous.

42:23🔗 Drew The opening shot was, well, that's going straight to video.

42:26🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, I just, I've run into her time or two and she apparently has not forgotten that.

42:33🔗 Drew Is that true?

42:34🔗 Adam Yes, I did talk to her time or two after that. Oh, absolutely.

42:38🔗 Drew That's very funny.

42:39🔗 Adam Yes, but I did love that movie. Cameron.

42:42🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

42:43🔗 Caller 15.

42:44🔗 Caller Yeah, 15.

42:44🔗 Adam You masturbate, your chest turns red.

42:47🔗 Caller Yeah, dude, it's a trip. I don't know what to do.

42:49🔗 Drew Do you have, do you flush in response to anything else, like sneezing or laughing or?

42:53🔗 Caller No, dude, it's just like.

42:55🔗 Drew Just masturbating.

42:56🔗 Adam How much weed do you smoke in camera?

42:58🔗 Caller I don't do it that often.

42:59🔗 Drew Does it get up under your neck and chin, that kind of thing?

43:02🔗 Caller What?

43:02🔗 Drew Does it get up to your neck or just your chest?

43:04🔗 Caller No, I don't aim that far. I don't aim that way.

43:06🔗 Drew Oh, you mean.

43:08🔗 Adam Come on, dude, you ain't no fag.

43:11🔗 Guest I don't aim that way, man.

43:12🔗 Drew Do you understand what I was asking about, what he's talking about now?

43:16🔗 Adam I do, but the way you phrased it, Drew, you gotta understand.

43:18🔗 Drew No, I thought he got a flush.

43:20🔗 Adam He does get a flush.

43:21🔗 Drew I think he's getting a flush where his semen hits.

43:24🔗 Caller No, dude, my semen don't hit my upper chest.

43:27🔗 Drew Yeah, but where do you get the red flushing?

43:29🔗 Adam Even in his gravity boots, it don't make it that low, you know what I'm saying?

43:32🔗 Drew Where do you get the red flush?

43:34🔗 Caller It's like under, like right at the base of my neck, where my clavicle is, and it's like right down there to my nipple.

43:42🔗 Guest Is it only when you masturbate or when you have sex?

43:45🔗 Caller It's just when I masturbate, not when I have sex. It's trippy, dude.

43:48🔗 Guest That's weird.

43:48🔗 Adam Really? And really, you don't smoke that much weed?

43:51🔗 Caller I don't do it all that often, dude.

43:52🔗 Adam Wow, because you really adopted the voice of the stoner.

43:56🔗 Caller Yeah, the guy that their screener...

43:58🔗 Drew I was just going to say, this is pure beach talk.

44:01🔗 Adam Oh, that's what that is?

44:02🔗 Drew This is pure beach.

44:02🔗 Adam Oh, it's from Huntington Beach.

44:04🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, Huntington Beach. But your screener asked me if I do acid, and I was tripping out on it, so I was like, no, dude, that's not me. All right.

44:12🔗 Adam Give it a few months.

44:13🔗 Caller Yeah, but...

44:14🔗 Adam All right, so Drew, what is this?

44:16🔗 Drew Yeah, well, they're... Yeah, I've heard they're... It's mat cell degranulation, if you must know, and there's parts of your chest and neck that people will get these flushes in response to emotional stress. Things...

44:27🔗 Caller I would hardly qualify masturbating as stress, bro.

44:33🔗 Drew I can't remember the last time I was called bro, but...

44:36🔗 Adam Don't your colleagues call you that at the hospital? Hey, Gene, Dr. Bro dude.

44:40🔗 Drew Bro, man, get over here.

44:41🔗 Adam Guy dude bro, please.

44:45🔗 Drew All right, bro. But laughing, crying, you know, the reactions that caused these vascular redistribution.

44:52🔗 Adam I would say that he probably gets this in other facets of life, but he's not naked, he's not staring at his chest. He's jogging, he's laughing, he's wearing a shirt. That's right, he's looking. Ford, if you think about, if you assume the masturbatory position, you're sort of chins down on your sternum, and you're looking at yourself flush out.

45:14🔗 Drew I prefer not to have that image in my head going to sleep tonight.

45:16🔗 Adam The only thing that flushes when I whack off is the toilet.

45:19🔗 Guest You got that?

45:21🔗 Adam And who wills a cucumber? Many years of experience have taught me that. Alright, John, 14. You and your girlfriend are losing your virginity this weekend?

45:32🔗 Guest Hope so.

45:33🔗 Drew Is she 14 too?

45:35🔗 Guest Yeah.

45:35🔗 Adam Alright.

45:36🔗 Guest Have you planned it?

45:37🔗 Drew What's the hurry?

45:40🔗 Guest Well, we've both actually been kind of talking about it since about three months ago, so. And we just thought we would, well, a couple of days ago she said she thought she'd give it a shot.

45:53🔗 Caller No.

45:54🔗 Adam Alright. And what's your question?

46:00🔗 Guest She emailed me from down at her mom's. And she said that I have a surprise waiting for me this Sunday when she comes back. And I was thinking, what can I do to like repair it? And I want to make, like take her surprise and double it and make it better.

46:16🔗 Adam Well, why don't you just give her money, you know? People always talk about gifts and things. Just give her some money and she'll get like, yeah, like my grandparents used to do for Christmas. Here's $30. You get your own stuff.

46:28🔗 Drew Are you planning any kind of birth control if you're really going to do this? Yeah.

46:31🔗 Guest Um, yeah.

46:32🔗 Drew What are you going to use?

46:33🔗 Guest Condoms. Got money.

46:35🔗 Adam All right. Well, he's pumped.

46:38🔗 Guest I got two boxes.

46:39🔗 Adam Don't forget. Two boxes.

46:40🔗 Guest Oh, like I will.

46:42🔗 Adam All right.

46:42🔗 Guest All right.

46:43🔗 Adam And you're asking, like, what's an appropriate gift for her?

46:46🔗 Guest Yeah, to make, like, repair or like pay her for services, if you see it, bro.

46:52🔗 Adam All right.

46:53🔗 Guest Give her a surprise back.

46:54🔗 Adam I see. Well, why don't you last longer than 10 seconds?

46:59🔗 Guest We probably will.

47:00🔗 Adam Be all the gifts she needs and, you know, wear the condom and take it nice and slow and be very thoughtful and gentle.

47:06🔗 Drew Would you wait about 24 months? It would be the best gift you could probably give her.

47:10🔗 Adam All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That is Dr. Drew over there. Harlan Williams is going to be in here, the comedian actor, tomorrow night, who I saw in Montreal about two weeks ago and said hi to.

47:38🔗 Drew That must be him.

47:38🔗 Adam That's Harlan doing a chainsaw.

47:41🔗 Guest It's a weed eater.

47:43🔗 Adam So you can expect that caliber of entertainment tomorrow night, kiddies.

47:49🔗 Drew Did he leave us with anything else? Is that all Harlan? That's it. It's the only Harlan drop we have? Just out of curiosity, did David Angra leave us with anything interesting last night?

47:59🔗 Adam No.

48:16🔗 Guest He did this in here last night.

48:18🔗 That's a cheer.

48:19🔗 Guest Wow.

48:21🔗 Adam He's got a lot of energy there.

48:22🔗 Drew Oh man, he just, it turns on too all of a sudden, right?

48:25🔗 Adam Yeah, he's a performer. Whereas you see, you know, you've been working with me, I cool down when the lights heat up.

48:32🔗 Drew I'm not sure that's possible. You walk in half dead, you remain that way.

48:36🔗 Adam Oh, how dare you. Jeff from Survivor 2 and Ky are both here from, Ky of course from Temptation Island. Plugging away on Cannonball Run 2001, leaving New York, coming to LA five days, starting Thursday night, 10 o'clock on the USA Network and running through to Thursday. And there will be a $100,000 awarded to the winning car. And I want to see, what are those cars, Drew?

49:07🔗 Guest There's a Hurst, there's a GTO, there's a souped-up GMC truck, there's a Impala low rider.

49:13🔗 Drew The 61 Pink Cadillac, the yellow Camaro.

49:15🔗 Guest There's a monster truck.

49:18🔗 Drew All-wheel drive thing, yeah.

49:19🔗 Adam There's not an airbag in the group though, is there?

49:22🔗 Guest Oh no. Not an airbag, not a radio. Well, I don't know. I guess, yeah.

49:27🔗 Adam Did you have to sign a few things before you got behind the wheel?

49:29🔗 Drew Camaro. Oh yeah.

49:31🔗 Guest About ten pages worth of purple Chevy Impala.

49:35🔗 Adam Six cars, no airbags.

49:38🔗 Guest We had this special thing happening with when we were filling the gas tank. Once we got three-quarter full, the gas tank would actually belch out the gas at us and spray us and that was our warning that we were almost finished.

49:49🔗 Drew Right.

49:50🔗 Guest So every time you put in the gas, you got a shower.

49:54🔗 Adam It's an old hearse, right?

49:55🔗 Guest Yeah.

49:56🔗 Adam Hearse. Is there no T in hearse?

49:58🔗 Guest No, there's not. Sue Hawke thinks there is.

50:00🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Hearse. Yeah. You know, I'm thinking of Hearst, the company that makes the shifters for cars.

50:07🔗 Guest Yeah.

50:07🔗 Adam Drew wouldn't know about it. Drew, you remember that?

50:09🔗 Drew Because I had stickers when I was a kid.

50:11🔗 Adam Oh, you had the Hearst sticker.

50:13🔗 Guest Right.

50:14🔗 Adam John? Yeah. You're 22? Yes, sir.

50:18🔗 Caller All right.

50:19🔗 Adam So what's up?

50:20🔗 Caller Well, I've been dating this girl for about, that's about nine months now. And I guess I knew the whole time she had a drug problem, like before we started going out. And now she's, she moved, and so it's kind of long distance now, but we still keep in touch, we talk every day almost.

50:41🔗 Adam What was her drug?

50:42🔗 Guest Yeah, which drug?

50:44🔗 Caller Drugs like cocaine. And she's in rehab now, a very extensive rehab program. And the thing is, is like, I don't know what to do with our relationship, I guess she's not emotionally available.

51:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

51:01🔗 Caller To deal with the relationship right now. She's deal with her stuff. And I just don't know what to do with.

51:06🔗 Drew You're confusing me. Does she want to break up? Yeah.

51:09🔗 Caller Well, she, we both care about each other.

51:12🔗 Drew Just stay with me here. Does she want to break up?

51:16🔗 Caller No.

51:16🔗 Drew Does she want you to participate in her treatment?

51:19🔗 Caller Well, no, I can't because she's away right now.

51:22🔗 Drew I understand. Did she ask you to participate?

51:25🔗 Caller She wants me to come up. Well, whenever I get up there, I'm going to go to a session where they're like a group counseling that she goes to and stuff like that.

51:31🔗 Drew Because she asked you to?

51:32🔗 Caller Yeah, I am because I want to.

51:34🔗 Drew I understand you want to. I'm asking if she is inviting you and asking you to participate in her treatment.

51:40🔗 Caller Yes, if the opportunity arises, yeah, because I'm...

51:43🔗 Adam All right, hold on, Jeff. You see what it's like for us night after night. I'm getting the kind of vibe that she's kind of trying to cut things off.

51:51🔗 Drew I think she is neither here nor there.

51:53🔗 Adam Right.

51:54🔗 Drew But he's a real true codependent and he's going to be all over her. And I suspect she did not ask him to participate in the treatment, but he's going to go do it, god damn it.

52:03🔗 Adam Well, each time he answers it, it starts off as if she'd ask him to participate.

52:08🔗 Drew Except when I ask that.

52:09🔗 Adam And then there's a little explanation.

52:11🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

52:12🔗 Adam At the end, it sort of trails off in a bad way.

52:13🔗 Drew Well, it trails off if an opportunity presents itself.

52:16🔗 Adam Right. John?

52:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:18🔗 Adam Let's get a little more history here. How long were you two together?

52:22🔗 Caller About nine months while we spent, I guess, six months together.

52:27🔗 Drew Six months. All right. Six months. How long have you been apart?

52:30🔗 Adam Well, we broke up about ten months ago if you deduct five months from the previous number that I gave you. So ten minus five. Five months.

52:41🔗 Caller We haven't been together physically for three months.

52:45🔗 Drew So you've been away half as long as you were together.

52:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:50🔗 Adam And do you think she considers you her boyfriend? No. No. Okay. I was sniffing this one early. I think you guys may be, the relationship may be not existent.

53:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

53:06🔗 Adam Yeah. And what's up with you, John?

53:09🔗 Caller Well, she's been distant the whole time. Me, I'm trying to deal with the feelings that I've, my feelings have grown for her the whole time.

53:15🔗 Drew And there's no relationship here.

53:19🔗 Caller Well, there was a relationship when we were together, but when she moved and started rehab, she started going through, you know, her changes that she has to go through, through rehab and stuff like that.

53:29🔗 Adam Well, she stopped getting high basically. I mean, she was high when you were together with her.

53:36🔗 Caller No, she wasn't on coke. She was clean the whole time we were together, but she was taking Ambien to sleep and she was abusing that.

53:44🔗 Drew She was on drugs the whole time we were together.

53:46🔗 Adam Well, a little Ambien. Come on, John.

53:48🔗 Drew John, please, don't take her to a qualifier. She was on drugs the whole time you guys were together.

53:53🔗 Adam Well, she's taking a sleeping pill.

53:55🔗 Guest Yeah, what's Ambien again?

53:56🔗 Drew It's a hypnotic benzodiazepine sleeping pill.

54:00🔗 Guest Hypnotic.

54:01🔗 Caller She's insomnia also.

54:03🔗 Adam Okay, but John, here's the question. What are you doing trying to save her? You're 22.

54:09🔗 Caller I'm not trying to save her. I care about her.

54:13🔗 Drew Why are you so hell bent on this person who doesn't want a relationship anymore?

54:21🔗 Caller I suppose we have a lot. We have a very big potential to be something.

54:26🔗 Drew Oh, John, boy, oh boy, oh boy.

54:28🔗 Adam It's what I used to say about Adrienne Barbeau when I was 15. We had a lot of potential.

54:33🔗 Drew And at 15, it's sort of normal to say that.

54:36🔗 Adam Oh, it is, huh?

54:36🔗 Guest You have to look at your reality for what it is. And you can't just look for your potential. You have to see the situation for what it is right now.

54:43🔗 Guest How old is she?

54:45🔗 Caller She is 19.

54:47🔗 Adam And John, what do you do for a living?

54:51🔗 Caller I wait tables for college.

54:53🔗 Adam OK. And it seems like maybe you don't get a ton of tail.

55:00🔗 Caller Well, I did get my fair share before we were together. But I'm pretty exclusive. OK. When I'm with somebody.

55:07🔗 Drew Anything else we should know about her? Is she a stripper or a dancer or anything like that?

55:10🔗 Caller No, she's in college also. She's going to medical school. She wants to go to medical school, but this whole thing might screw that up, so.

55:18🔗 Adam All right. All right. So, John, we just like you to live a little more in reality. That's all. It sounds to me like she's sobering up. She's trying to get her head together and you're way on the back burner. And you haven't seen each other for quite some time.

55:35🔗 Caller Well, no, I saw her actually about three weeks ago. She came in and saw me and I went up and saw her maybe about a month ago.

55:40🔗 Adam Did you have sex with her?

55:41🔗 Guest Yeah, that's my question.

55:43🔗 Caller No, we haven't had sex at all. We mess around a lot, but we haven't had sex.

55:46🔗 Drew She's going to, if we were to ask her what's the nature of this relationship, what do you think that answer would be?

55:50🔗 Adam I think we'd start, she'd start with the John Who.

55:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

55:53🔗 Caller She wouldn't, well, she knows me. I mean, she knows me.

55:57🔗 Adam Oh, John. Yeah, right. From...

55:59🔗 Caller She doesn't know how our relationship is. She doesn't understand that. She can't right now.

56:04🔗 Drew Oh, John.

56:05🔗 Adam John, what's up, buddy?

56:06🔗 Guest Time to move on, John.

56:08🔗 Drew What is up with you, John? You really are living in a fantasy.

56:10🔗 Guest Yeah.

56:11🔗 Adam Yeah, you're having the relationship for her.

56:14🔗 Caller I was pretty much carrying the whole thing all day.

56:16🔗 Drew Right, right.

56:17🔗 Adam You're still doing it.

56:18🔗 Drew You're still, you're stalking her.

56:20🔗 Caller I'm not stalking her by any chance. No, no.

56:23🔗 Drew But that's what stalking is.

56:24🔗 Adam But John, when you're...

56:25🔗 Caller She calls me, I call her, and we have a relationship that way. We're really good friends. And I guess I'm still holding on to feelings that I have.

56:32🔗 Adam That's what it is.

56:33🔗 Caller I just don't know what to do with those. That's what I'm asking.

56:35🔗 Drew Get another girlfriend.

56:36🔗 Guest Yeah, go out and just meet other women immediately. Yeah, tonight. Start now.

56:41🔗 Adam What's he calling? From Texas? What is it? Two in the morning?

56:45🔗 Guest There's still something open.

56:46🔗 Adam The point is, is, you know, it's funny when people go, I'm carrying the relationship, because here's the deal. I'll do the math for you. When the other person isn't in the relationship, you can't carry a relationship. You got an empty knapsack full of nothing. I mean, there's no relationship to carry this person on in. Oh, well, she's in rehab.

57:06🔗 Drew She doesn't see the same potential that I see. It's like, oh, please.

57:09🔗 Adam There's no fulfillment.

57:10🔗 Drew That is such awful BS.

57:12🔗 Adam Yeah. But, you know, as guys, we've all done that before.

57:16🔗 Drew As teenagers.

57:17🔗 Adam Yeah, he's getting a little old for that now, that sort of heavy fantasy. And how did we know they weren't having sex?

57:25🔗 Drew I would just love to hear her version of it. John who? Oh, he's such a good friend. I love him. He's always there. I call him all the time.

57:35🔗 Adam He bought me tennis braces, so I gave him a handy once. Oh, all right. John, we're giving you a tough love, but we just, you know, you're in college. You seem like you're doing okay for yourself. She's far away and out of commission. Don't save anybody. Just find an equal.

57:53🔗 Drew And by the way, she is going to be instructed not to have a relationship for the next 12 months.

57:59🔗 Adam Right.

57:59🔗 Drew So lay off.

58:01🔗 Adam Scott?

58:02🔗 Caller Yeah?

58:02🔗 Adam You're 20?

58:03🔗 Guest Yeah.

58:03🔗 Adam What's up?

58:04🔗 Caller How's it going, guys?

58:05🔗 Guest Good.

58:05🔗 Caller I love this man show.

58:07🔗 Adam Oh, thanks.

58:08🔗 Caller I just got two quick questions for Drew. This morning I found, it looked like what's a pimple underneath the base of my penis.

58:15🔗 Drew Right. You can get those.

58:16🔗 Caller Yeah. And it just popped like a few hours after I called in, trying to go to the doctor.

58:22🔗 Drew Good times.

58:23🔗 Caller Yeah. Just wondering.

58:24🔗 Adam You were trying to go to the doctor for that?

58:26🔗 Caller To get it looked. I didn't know what it was.

58:27🔗 Drew That's fine.

58:28🔗 Adam A puss. A 20? Wouldn't have done that.

58:30🔗 Caller You know what it is?

58:32🔗 Drew Yeah, that's what it was.

58:34🔗 Caller I didn't know if you could get them down there.

58:35🔗 Drew I guess you can. They're a little bit different, but that's basically what they are.

58:38🔗 Adam You can get a zit on your bag, you can get one on your forehead, you can get one on your neck, you can get one on your penis.

58:42🔗 Drew You can get one on your nads.

58:46🔗 Caller One other question. I'm not circumcised and when I have sex I can't pull the tip of the forehead, this foreskin past the head. I was just wondering, do you know what are the dangers of getting circumcised in my age?

58:59🔗 Drew It just hurts.

59:00🔗 Caller Really?

59:00🔗 Drew Yeah. And that's one of the reasons people get circumcised, is they get the stenosis of the foreskin like that.

59:06🔗 Adam So would they give you a general or local?

59:10🔗 Drew I think they might use a spinal. I don't know.

59:13🔗 Adam And Drew, weren't we talking the other day about there's local, there's general, and there's what's the third?

59:19🔗 Caller Spinal.

59:20🔗 Adam Spinal? I thought it was another thing.

59:22🔗 Drew Well, there's twilight.

59:23🔗 Adam Well, one, the locals when, all right, they just shoot your penis.

59:26🔗 Drew Right, or the nerve.

59:28🔗 Adam The general's where you're asleep.

59:30🔗 Drew You're more than asleep.

59:31🔗 Adam You're on a respirator.

59:32🔗 Drew You're not breathing, yeah.

59:33🔗 Adam All right, okay, this is what I'm trying to think of.

59:35🔗 Drew Twilight is when you're asleep.

59:36🔗 Adam Twilight is the in between the local and the general.

59:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

59:40🔗 Adam Because they put you to sleep, but they don't have to hook you up to a machine.

59:43🔗 Drew Right.

59:44🔗 Adam All right. All right there, Scott.

59:46🔗 Caller All right, thanks. Good times.

59:48🔗 Adam When I had my hand surgery, I had the Twilight, right?

59:53🔗 Drew Oh, I'm surprised they could even...

59:56🔗 Adam I had a big argument with the guys.

59:57🔗 Drew I was going to say, I could just imagine, come on, come on, more. I don't feel it.

1:00:00🔗 Guest Come on.

1:00:02🔗 Adam No, I had my... I had a great argument. I had some surgery on my hand about a year ago, and I had this great argument with them about why they didn't need to take my underpants. Because you go into a hospital, and they're like, hey, give me the underpants. And you're like, I'm here to pick up my brother. They're like, I don't care. Give me the underpants. I'm just going to be in the waiting room. Sorry, we need the underpants. It's like, okay, listen, I understand you want the underpants. How about a goddamn bathrobe? Not one that ties in the back while I'm all drugged up to my hairy asses hanging out all over the place. Drew, what is it? Are they intentionally trying to humiliate their patients?

1:00:38🔗 Drew Yes.

1:00:39🔗 Adam They give you a gown, which is-

1:00:41🔗 Drew There's a giant basket as you walk through the door. You saw that, leave dignity here.

1:00:45🔗 Adam Yes. They're really, it's like some sort of prison camp where they're trying to break down the people that are in there.

1:00:52🔗 Drew Sure, it's the man's operation.

1:00:54🔗 Adam We need the panties. Give me the underpants. Do they need the underpants for hand surgery? Hand surgery.

1:01:02🔗 Drew Well, as you know, you're not going to be awake, and who knows what kind of restriction of blood supply that waistband might ultimately result in.

1:01:09🔗 Adam Give me a worst-case scenario about me having my underpants on while you're operating on my left hand. What's the worst goddamn thing that could happen? It's policy. We're going to need, you know why we need the underpants? In case you get an erection and you have to walk around with the boner in your sheer gown on, like one of the Stepford wives. And the thing's tying the back. And of course, after the hand surgery, you're not doing a lot of tying. First off, I don't know how to tie stuff behind my back that well, especially when it's up from the small of the back a little bit. So inevitably it's getting hooked on stuff. Your ass is hanging out. It's sheer. It's cold. Just let us keep the underpants. That's all I'm saying. Or if our underpants aren't good enough for the hospital, provide us with some underpants. I like underpants on. When I go to the beach, I wear underpants under my shorts so my nuts don't hang out. I'm lying, drugged up in front of a bunch of strangers. They want my underpants?

1:02:08🔗 Drew Because I recall you had quite a crowd around you arguing about this.

1:02:11🔗 Adam I just want my underpants. I'm doing hand surgery.

1:02:14🔗 Drew I came to visit you, didn't I?

1:02:15🔗 Adam Oh yeah, maybe you did. I don't know what that crowd was.

1:02:18🔗 Guest Yeah, all right.

1:02:20🔗 Adam What the hell is going on? Where were we, Drew? Ironically enough, I'm not wearing underpants right now. Isn't that funny? That's a big argument. Tanya?

1:02:31🔗 Caller Yes?

1:02:31🔗 Adam You're 18?

1:02:32🔗 Caller Yes.

1:02:32🔗 Adam What's up?

1:02:33🔗 Guest Well, I had a question for Adam. Basically, because you're going to host the man show, and I want an opinion, really. What do you think of women with pale breasts? Not small ones, just pale ones, or you can kind of see the veins. I mean, unfortunately, I had an instance with a guy, and he wasn't too hot with them. So I was wondering just as an opinion. What if you got...

1:02:52🔗 Adam Yeah, the ones that are, they're little, like almost translucent, like...

1:02:55🔗 Guest No, they're, you can see them, unfortunately. I have two colors on my skin, white and pink. Those are the two colors. I've tried tanning cream, you know, it's just blotchy.

1:03:04🔗 Drew Even when you tan?

1:03:06🔗 Guest And I have some, you know, cancer in my family, I have skin cancer, so of course I'm not really big on tanning too much and really, you know, I'm leaving for Germany in two days, I just wanted to find out.

1:03:17🔗 Guest You can tan naked in Germany.

1:03:19🔗 Drew What do you see? You see the glandular material under the skin?

1:03:22🔗 Guest Well, you can see the veins, you can see the blue, it's not, you know, it's just white and you can see blue and different things like that.

1:03:28🔗 Drew That's fine.

1:03:28🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:03:30🔗 Drew You had some guy rank negatively?

1:03:31🔗 Guest Pardon?

1:03:32🔗 Drew You got some guy rank negatively?

1:03:34🔗 Guest He just wasn't, you know, he's more into the Britney Spears look, I guess, or something, so, I mean, they're not small, and, you know, at all, and-

1:03:42🔗 Adam You have large brass?

1:03:43🔗 Guest Well, 32D.

1:03:45🔗 Guest Oh, that's nice.

1:03:46🔗 Adam Yeah, that's great.

1:03:47🔗 Guest What's he complaining about? Nothing crazy.

1:03:49🔗 Guest Well, I was just quite curious, you know, I want to know if all guys think that way.

1:03:53🔗 Drew Wait, wait, I want to know, I want to be a fly on the ball here. What actually went down here?

1:03:57🔗 Guest Oh, well, you know, making out, he looked down my shirt and he was like, went back to making out. It was just not an instant I usually deal with kind of thing.

1:04:06🔗 Drew Did he say, did he recoil or react or say something?

1:04:09🔗 Guest It was a look. I was like, let's just keep kissing.

1:04:12🔗 Guest But he didn't say anything.

1:04:14🔗 Guest No, not really.

1:04:15🔗 Guest He's not into, you know, or maybe he didn't even notice that and it's your insecurity about it.

1:04:20🔗 Guest It could be that, I'm not sure. I just was curious and-

1:04:22🔗 Adam Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You have a big, beautiful rack though, right?

1:04:29🔗 Guest Yes, I do.

1:04:29🔗 Adam I mean, you're proud of that.

1:04:30🔗 Guest Yes, I am.

1:04:31🔗 Adam Because you wouldn't be calling up talking about how unattractive your breasts were unless you really felt they were attractive.

1:04:37🔗 Guest Well, I think, I mean, I wanted to find out a guy's opinion, you know? A girl is completely different. We have, you know, we have at least some self-esteem normally. I have some self-esteem.

1:04:45🔗 Drew Yeah, but women are pretty good judges of what is it.

1:04:47🔗 Adam You have no self-esteem or you wouldn't be calling this crappy show. Please.

1:04:51🔗 Guest No, I'm just curious because then I'm going to, if I have a chance, I'm going to go ahead and, you know, no big deal. Go to Germany, you know, no big deal.

1:04:57🔗 Adam Right. But if I put the kibosh on the whole thing, you'd cancel your trip tomorrow?

1:05:02🔗 Guest No, of course not.

1:05:03🔗 Adam The Germans are notorious for hating, hating breast.

1:05:06🔗 Guest Of course not. I will not tell.

1:05:07🔗 Drew The four of us are looking at each other bewildered.

1:05:10🔗 Caller I just want, you know, you're talking to me in the show.

1:05:12🔗 Adam Tanya, Tanya, let me, let me get some stats here. You're, you're 32D, right? Which is a, which is a great combination of numbers because you have this small, people mistakenly think, oh, she's a 38, she's a 42. That just means a big back. I mean, that's just big shoulders, big lats, and oftentimes fat. What you want is a small first number and what I got basically in high school. That's what you're looking for as far as grades. Math grades. High school math grades, which you're looking for. If you find a 32D, that's a nice, that's a winning combination.

1:05:49🔗 Guest Yeah, you know, but I don't know.

1:05:51🔗 Adam Calm down, calm down. How tall are you?

1:05:53🔗 Guest What?

1:05:54🔗 Adam How tall are you?

1:05:55🔗 Guest About 5'9.

1:05:57🔗 Adam 5'9, and how much are you away?

1:05:59🔗 Guest About 135.

1:06:01🔗 Adam And, oh, wait a minute.

1:06:03🔗 Drew 5'9, that's tall.

1:06:04🔗 Adam Now, I'm picturing a big ass now.

1:06:05🔗 Guest Why? I run, I swim.

1:06:08🔗 Drew 5'9, 130.

1:06:09🔗 Adam My mom jogs and she's got a big ass.

1:06:11🔗 Drew Wait, 135, that's pretty thin.

1:06:13🔗 Adam She's 135 on the radio. She's got at least 140.

1:06:18🔗 Guest You know, I range between those two.

1:06:20🔗 Adam What do you range between?

1:06:21🔗 Guest About 135, 140.

1:06:23🔗 Adam Okay, all right, I'd say your range goes up to 150.

1:06:27🔗 Guest What?

1:06:28🔗 Adam Okay, but just listen. Quiet down, Vanny. So, but you have the big rack. And how's the shape?

1:06:36🔗 Guest What do you mean? Like, don't point out their round?

1:06:39🔗 Adam The shape of the breast.

1:06:40🔗 Guest Yeah, I'm pretty lucky with that. Yeah, okay.

1:06:42🔗 Adam Guys, look, that's number one and number two. And whatever color or shade they are is a distant third.

1:06:49🔗 Drew And I'm sure even you, being the connoisseur that you are, have never mentioned color.

1:06:55🔗 Adam And how big are the areolas?

1:06:58🔗 Guest Oh, my God.

1:06:59🔗 Adam Well, seriously, huh?

1:07:01🔗 Guest I don't know. Well, if I put my fingers together, like, at the thumb knuckle, and I guess my hand or whatever, it's about less than an inch or so or something. I don't know.

1:07:10🔗 Drew Your thumb knuckle and your hand?

1:07:12🔗 Guest No, I mean, like, it looks like about less than an inch or so.

1:07:15🔗 Adam Well, okay.

1:07:15🔗 Drew Make the okay sign.

1:07:16🔗 Guest I haven't looked down my shirt or anything recently, so.

1:07:19🔗 Adam Well, I love when people do that. You've been living with your nipples for 18 years. You think I got to look down my pants to size up my balls?

1:07:27🔗 Maybe.

1:07:28🔗 Adam I weigh them every morning. Are you kidding me?

1:07:30🔗 Guest Well, I don't know, Adam. Do you? Sorry.

1:07:33🔗 Adam All right. Listen, screwball. Your breasts are fine. Hopefully, you'll meet a lot of nice guys in Germany. Okay. Thank you, Adam. All right. Good times.

1:07:42🔗 Drew No man show in Germany, Tony.

1:07:44🔗 Guest Sorry.

1:07:45🔗 Adam Yeah. My brother-in-law is a German guy, very uptight.

1:07:50🔗 Drew Which reminds me, we should tell this show in Europe, there's so much crappy American talk radio.

1:07:55🔗 Adam Oh, there is?

1:07:55🔗 Guest I lived in Germany.

1:07:56🔗 Drew It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable.

1:07:59🔗 Adam Really? It's English?

1:08:01🔗 Guest Yes.

1:08:01🔗 Adam A lot of bad English talk in Germany?

1:08:04🔗 Guest Yeah. They really like American programming. They had Jay Leno, The Tonight Show.

1:08:10🔗 Drew There's like American...

1:08:11🔗 Adam But on the radio, they have American radio shows?

1:08:14🔗 Caller Yes.

1:08:14🔗 Guest Yeah, the radio shows too.

1:08:15🔗 Drew In Italy, there was like, you know, Shreveport Morning Show.

1:08:19🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:08:19🔗 Drew I mean, like crappy local morning shows sold over to Italy. It's like unbelievable.

1:08:23🔗 Adam Interesting. And it's just on the radio, not on the internet or anything like that.

1:08:28🔗 Drew On the radio, driving through, you know, Tuscany listening to crappy American radio. Really?

1:08:34🔗 Guest I thought, I thought, why is this?

1:08:36🔗 Adam Maybe there, but maybe there's something to this sort of, maybe they think it's quaint to have this sort of small town radio.

1:08:44🔗 Drew No, no, no, no. They're being extra cool, making lots of references to stuff in Hollywood. I mean, it's bad.

1:08:50🔗 Adam So wouldn't they want a radio show from New York or LA or something like that?

1:08:54🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:08:56🔗 Adam Okay, Drew, stop coming to me with your ideas. Go sell them. You have my blessing. Drew comes to me about every three weeks and goes, We got to make a movie. We should write another book. I'm thinking of doing a Broadway play. Here's my answer to all that. Go ahead.

1:09:14🔗 Drew Enjoy.

1:09:14🔗 Adam Enjoy. You have my blessing. I'll take half. Just get busy. Let's take ourselves a little break. Jeff and Kai are both here from Cannonball Run 2001. This is on the USA Network Sunday night, 10 o'clock coming up this Sunday, going through Thursday, five days, 3,000 miles and lots of danger in life along the way. We'll take a break. We'll be back. Hey, everybody. Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Drew. Jeff and Kai are both here. Jeff, you know from Survivor 2, and Kai, of course, from Temptation Island, and I'm eating. They snuck up on me. Cannonball, Cannonball Run 2001 is going to be on USA Today, starting this Sunday. I mean, USA Today, USA Network, starting this Sunday. And it's going for five days, and there's going to be 100 grand given to one of the six cars, whichever crosses the finish line first.

1:10:30🔗 Guest Could be mine.

1:10:31🔗 Adam It could be.

1:10:32🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:10:33🔗 Adam Now I think it's not though, because you wouldn't have kidded about it being your car. I think they would have told you not to do that. So you're out. I'm thinking now it's the playmates. Who do we have again? We have-

1:10:46🔗 Drew A hip hop car.

1:10:47🔗 Adam The hip hop car.

1:10:49🔗 Drew The boyfriend, girlfriend car.

1:10:50🔗 Guest Heelbillies.

1:10:52🔗 Drew Heelbillies, the frat boys and the grandma.

1:10:55🔗 Adam It's really like the wacky racer.

1:10:57🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, oh yes.

1:10:59🔗 Adam Penelope Pitstop.

1:11:01🔗 Drew Dick Dastardly, Dastard-Dick, was it?

1:11:04🔗 Adam Yeah, Dick Dastardly? No, they didn't get around with dick names back then, did they?

1:11:10🔗 Drew Chumlee, the dog. What was the dog that?

1:11:12🔗 Adam Chumlee was the dog that was always laughing and screwing up his own master.

1:11:15🔗 Drew Was it Chumlee?

1:11:16🔗 Adam Yeah, that was Chumlee. And then there, this was a cartoon from our childhood.

1:11:21🔗 Drew Or was it Chumlee Tennessee Tuxedo's Walrus Friend's name?

1:11:24🔗 Adam That was Chumlee, yeah. Yeah.

1:11:26🔗 Drew So what was the dog's name?

1:11:27🔗 Adam Snidely. Snidely?

1:11:29🔗 Caller Snidely?

1:11:31🔗 Adam What was the name of the lumberjack?

1:11:34🔗 Guest Oh. What's the cartoon you're talking about?

1:11:36🔗 Adam It's about wacky racers.

1:11:37🔗 Drew It was originally Penelope Pitstop, I think.

1:11:40🔗 Adam No. What was the name of the lumberjack?

1:11:44🔗 Drew You know it?

1:11:45🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:11:45🔗 Drew I'm shocked.

1:11:46🔗 Adam Rufus Roughcut. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Drew, you know what it was too, right?

1:11:54🔗 Drew I'm impressed.

1:11:55🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:11:56🔗 Guest I don't know what you guys are talking about.

1:11:58🔗 Drew Early 60s cartoon series.

1:12:00🔗 Adam Not early 60s. I'd say one into the 70s.

1:12:05🔗 Drew Really?

1:12:06🔗 Adam Well, I was born in 64 and I watched it when I was 8, 9, 10 years old. So must have gotten to the early 70s. James?

1:12:14🔗 Guest Yes, sir.

1:12:15🔗 Drew How are you?

1:12:16🔗 Adam Hey, good. You're 24?

1:12:17🔗 Caller That's right. I called a couple of months back, actually. This time I actually have a real question. But first I'd like to see your phrases a little bit, if that's all right. All right. I've been listening to the show for six years since, should I have mentioned his name on the air? I don't know, Ricky Rackman, whatever. Love the service you guys are providing. It's nice to know that in these dark times that there's a beacon of hope, not just with sound advice, but with genuinely funny and high-class radio. Thank you, Adam.

1:12:49🔗 Adam Thank you, James.

1:12:49🔗 Caller And thank you, Dr. Drew.

1:12:51🔗 Drew Thank you, James.

1:12:52🔗 Caller Okay. All right. So basically, here's the deal. I recently had a, oh, God, I can't think right now. I'm sorry. I just had a circumcision and he gave me a general aesthetic for it.

1:13:07🔗 Drew Wow.

1:13:07🔗 Caller Very, very good.

1:13:08🔗 Drew Didn't you ask, you asked if that's how they do it, right?

1:13:11🔗 Adam Right, but he didn't get the general. They didn't give him the general, the game, The Twilight.

1:13:16🔗 Caller Right. No, I'm sorry. I'm just talking about, you know, my situation, what they use, that's the way they usually do it, as I was told.

1:13:23🔗 Drew What, general?

1:13:24🔗 Caller Yeah, they usually, they'll usually put him out.

1:13:26🔗 Adam Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, Drew, Drew, listen, you got to understand as a doctor, people think of general as being asleep, not as being hooked up to respirator.

1:13:36🔗 Drew All right. So we're not into general anesthetic.

1:13:39🔗 Adam No, in his mind, he was, but he's saying he was put to sleep. It wasn't like he was getting a tooth filled and then the shot is gumless up there.

1:13:46🔗 Drew But you weren't given a mask of gas. A tube down your throat. A tube down your throat.

1:13:50🔗 Caller Yes, they did put a tube down my throat. As a matter of fact, I woke up with a tube still in my throat and I didn't know it in the nurse at the end. She said, okay, I want you to breathe in and breathe out. I breathe in and as I'm breathing out, they pull everything out.

1:14:03🔗 Drew Yeah, that's general.

1:14:05🔗 Guest That's general, yeah.

1:14:06🔗 Adam They put the tube in. Well, now, for the local, I mean, for the Twilight, they give you the mask.

1:14:11🔗 Guest No.

1:14:11🔗 Adam I got the mask.

1:14:12🔗 Drew Well, it's just oxygen. That's just oxygen.

1:14:14🔗 Adam Oh, all right.

1:14:16🔗 Caller You got a mask for your hand?

1:14:17🔗 Drew No, no, no, no.

1:14:18🔗 Adam All right, whatever. So they did give you the general they had you put under a general for your circumcision.

1:14:25🔗 Caller That's correct.

1:14:26🔗 Guest All right.

1:14:27🔗 Adam Wow. And you had that done how long ago?

1:14:30🔗 Caller About three weeks.

1:14:31🔗 Adam And how?

1:14:31🔗 Caller Actually, Drew, I was going to ask you, I have quite a bit of sensitivity still there. I guess I would after three weeks.

1:14:40🔗 Adam Right.

1:14:41🔗 Drew At the surgical center.

1:14:42🔗 Caller So I'm guessing that's normal.

1:14:44🔗 Drew Yes.

1:14:44🔗 Caller Yes. Okay.

1:14:46🔗 Adam All right. So how's it healing?

1:14:49🔗 Caller It's healing pretty good.

1:14:52🔗 Adam I don't know.

1:14:52🔗 Caller I'm still getting used to going from a hard top to a convertible.

1:14:59🔗 Adam Right.

1:14:59🔗 Caller But it's all right.

1:15:00🔗 Guest Why did you have it done?

1:15:02🔗 Caller I had to have it done because I had phimosis, which is basically stenosis of the foreskin that Drew...

1:15:08🔗 Adam The end closes up, and you can't get the head through the turtle ring, sweaters, or... But hey, what did they do with the foreskin? Did you get to keep it?

1:15:18🔗 Caller Yeah, I keep it in my fridge. No, you know...

1:15:21🔗 Drew I was going to ask...

1:15:22🔗 Caller I could see it after the procedure, and I had completely forgotten because I guess I was so drunk, drunk up and out of my mind that...

1:15:30🔗 Adam True. Now, how does it work? Would they give you it if you asked for it? And the answer is probably no.

1:15:35🔗 Guest They might.

1:15:36🔗 Adam You can get your like gallstones and stuff, right?

1:15:40🔗 Caller Would they give you a cyst if you were to ask for it? Or like I had a tumor that was taken out of my upper lip and I forgot to ask, too.

1:15:47🔗 Adam Well, you've got to start making notes for yourself, Dan.

1:15:49🔗 Guest Oh, I know.

1:15:50🔗 Adam You're very confident going in, and then you get put under and you lose it and you forget about it. That's why I made a note. Get underpants back. Make sure not to double down on Vicodin. Those were the two notes I made. So, when I got up, I'd be prepared.

1:16:06🔗 Drew What was the name of that dog? That's driving me insane.

1:16:09🔗 Adam Snidely Whiplash?

1:16:10🔗 Drew You have an old TV, Anderson, an old TV director.

1:16:15🔗 Adam Drew's focusing on the wacky racers now. Is that what's going on?

1:16:18🔗 Drew It was, and at one point, it became named after the dog.

1:16:21🔗 Adam The show?

1:16:22🔗 Drew And his friends kind of thing.

1:16:25🔗 Adam Yes. Okay, what was the guy's name? Dasterdly something? Snidely.

1:16:29🔗 Drew No, that was Dudley Do-Right.

1:16:32🔗 Adam No, Dudley.

1:16:33🔗 Drew Snidely Whiplash.

1:16:36🔗 Adam You guys remember Dudley Do-Right?

1:16:37🔗 Drew Not at all. Oh, my God.

1:16:39🔗 Adam Not heard of Dudley?

1:16:40🔗 Guest Never heard of him. I've heard of it.

1:16:42🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

1:16:43🔗 Guest I don't know who it is.

1:16:43🔗 Drew Shocking.

1:16:45🔗 Adam Kaya, how can you not heard of Dudley Do-Right? They made a movie about it, for Christ's sake.

1:16:48🔗 Drew You heard Rocky and Bullwinkle?

1:16:50🔗 Guest Oh, yeah.

1:16:51🔗 Guest Natasha and Boris.

1:16:53🔗 Guest Oh, he was in Rocky and Bullwinkle?

1:16:55🔗 Drew He was a cartoon between the Rocky and Bullwinkle.

1:16:58🔗 Adam He was in the series, yeah.

1:16:59🔗 Guest Oh, okay.

1:17:00🔗 Adam No Dudley Do-Right, huh?

1:17:01🔗 Drew No, no.

1:17:02🔗 Guest Underdog.

1:17:03🔗 Adam All right. Well, you have a good save there. Still, still a little suspect.

1:17:07🔗 Drew Just throw another 60s cartoon. Make you feel better.

1:17:10🔗 Adam Smart. Very smart. Samantha.

1:17:15🔗 This is Samantha.

1:17:16🔗 Adam Yes. You're 22?

1:17:17🔗 Caller Yes.

1:17:18🔗 Adam What's up?

1:17:19🔗 Caller My question is for Dr. Drew. Okay. Before I got pregnant, I was smoking weed. After I found out I was pregnant, I just completely stopped. But I want to breastfeed after I have the baby. And the baby is due August 5th. And I like to know if the weed affect me breastfeeding the baby, or would the baby be affected by it?

1:17:38🔗 Drew If you were to continue smoking?

1:17:40🔗 Caller No. If I was to smoke after the baby is born and I breastfeed, would it affect the baby?

1:17:44🔗 Drew Yes.

1:17:45🔗 Caller It would?

1:17:46🔗 Drew Yes.

1:17:46🔗 Caller Okay.

1:17:47🔗 Drew Don't do it.

1:17:48🔗 Adam No, don't. You're mama now. And now you're mama. You understand?

1:17:54🔗 Caller I didn't want to. I just wanted to know because I was just curious.

1:17:58🔗 Adam What about it, Drew?

1:17:59🔗 Drew How big of an effect is it? It's concentrated in fat. So I would think it would be concentrated in breast milk.

1:18:04🔗 Adam All right. Where's dad?

1:18:06🔗 Caller Dad is at work right now.

1:18:07🔗 Adam All right. You guys married? Is it working out?

1:18:10🔗 Caller Well, we're supposed to be married in September. Cool.

1:18:12🔗 Adam Okay.

1:18:13🔗 Caller Good.

1:18:13🔗 Guest Good.

1:18:14🔗 Adam How many kids you have?

1:18:15🔗 Caller This is my first.

1:18:16🔗 Adam Okay.

1:18:16🔗 Guest Good.

1:18:17🔗 Adam Now keep it that way for a while.

1:18:19🔗 Caller Yes. I intend to.

1:18:22🔗 Drew I like Samantha.

1:18:23🔗 Adam All right, Samantha.

1:18:24🔗 Caller All right. Thank you.

1:18:25🔗 Adam Take care of yourself.

1:18:26🔗 Caller Bye-bye.

1:18:26🔗 Adam Bye-bye. That's like a regular sort of normal call. We rarely have that on this show. You don't have to abuse her or anything. Michael? Michael, you're 22.

1:18:39🔗 Drew And you're operating a cash register.

1:18:40🔗 Adam Okay. Listen, hold on. Somebody call this show and tell us the name of the wacky racers.

1:18:47🔗 Drew The dog that sat in the back of the villain's plane.

1:18:50🔗 Adam Yeah. He flew that old triplane.

1:18:52🔗 Drew And he had a strange laugh. You know what?

1:18:57🔗 Adam You guys don't know that dog?

1:18:58🔗 Caller No.

1:18:59🔗 Adam He spun it off into a few different things. No, it wasn't, I can't do it, but he'd go, he was like a...

1:19:07🔗 Drew He was a smoker.

1:19:08🔗 Adam Like someone who smoked was like that sound they make just after they're done coughing. Yeah.

1:19:14🔗 Drew Sort of a Christmas tree.

1:19:15🔗 Adam What was the dog's name?

1:19:16🔗 Guest I've been trying to think of that dog's name honestly for two years.

1:19:20🔗 Adam Why?

1:19:21🔗 Guest For like two years.

1:19:22🔗 Drew Would you have a TV director? An old TV director? Hold on.

1:19:24🔗 Adam Muttley.

1:19:25🔗 Drew Muttley.

1:19:26🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:19:26🔗 Drew Sarah just came up with it just then?

1:19:28🔗 Adam Yes. Muttley.

1:19:30🔗 Drew Brilliant.

1:19:31🔗 Adam It was Muttley, wasn't it?

1:19:32🔗 Drew Oh yes. Absolutely.

1:19:33🔗 Adam This is a guy who didn't know Lidsville was though. He didn't know Lidsville. He's been trying to come up with Muttley. Yeah. You should have been here the other night, Drew.

1:19:40🔗 Caller What happened?

1:19:41🔗 Adam I know this show, this show spins off in so many different directions. It had nothing to do with how big people...

1:19:45🔗 Drew Did you know what HR. Puff's stuff is?

1:19:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:48🔗 Adam I was sitting here...

1:19:49🔗 Guest Witchy poo and all that.

1:19:51🔗 Adam I was sitting here all alone when you weren't here with somebody filling in, another doctor. Apparently doctors just don't know anything except for about doctoring. Me, the doctor, we had a guest, there was Anne over there. Anne is basically your worst ally in any situation because she doesn't know anything.

1:20:08🔗 Guest The producer is vastly overrated.

1:20:12🔗 Drew Who is that?

1:20:12🔗 Adam I don't know who that was, but the point is, what was that Anderson? What was it?

1:20:17🔗 Guest I don't know.

1:20:18🔗 Drew It's a good radio.

1:20:21🔗 Adam It's me and eight people and I'm talking about Lidsville and every one of them is looking at me like I'm high as a kite and they're going, I don't know what you're talking about. I've never heard that. I'm like, please, Anne, Anne, Anne, you know, Anne, and that's a beauty Anne. And I don't know what the hell she was doing her whole life. She's like, never heard of it. And I went through every mother ever in that room and everyone and there's literally eight people to me. No one ever heard of it. Anderson, all of them.

1:20:47🔗 Drew Well, I'll stand by you, Comrade.

1:20:50🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:20:50🔗 Drew Lidsville was a spinoff of H.R.Puffins.

1:20:52🔗 Adam That's what I was yelling at them. All right, Michael. Yeah, is this the guy?

1:20:59🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, he's there. All right. What's up?

1:21:01🔗 Caller Hello, is that you?

1:21:02🔗 Drew Yeah, Michael. Michael?

1:21:05🔗 Adam No, that's it for you, Michael. Sorry, buddy. I know you're busy, but so are we.

1:21:09🔗 Drew Put three on hold, please.

1:21:10🔗 Adam Q, who do you want to talk to?

1:21:12🔗 Drew Three. Damien, put on hold.

1:21:15🔗 Adam Damien's not listening. He's too busy not remembering Lidsville. Okay, Drew, don't be an idiot. Laila?

1:21:23🔗 Drew Yes.

1:21:24🔗 Adam You're 23?

1:21:25🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:21:25🔗 Adam What's up?

1:21:26🔗 Caller I want to talk to Dr. Drew about how to get a psychiatric help when you're like on a budget.

1:21:31🔗 Drew On a budget or you got nothing?

1:21:34🔗 Caller Basically nothing.

1:21:36🔗 Drew Well, LA County, right? They're mental health services, but you really, it's hard to get more than a couple, yeah, it's pretty cumbersome, hard to get more than a couple of visits.

1:21:44🔗 Adam What's your problem?

1:21:46🔗 Caller Well, I go through these episodes where just like really depressed for a couple of weeks, sometimes a couple of months at a time. And you know, then it gets better for a little bit and I kind of feel it coming back on. And it seems like it's getting progressively worse.

1:22:03🔗 Drew All right, well, you live in Los Angeles, there's a teaching institution over in Pasadena called Fuller Theological Seminary that has prorated and very inexpensive services, they're really quite good. So you go to Fuller Theological Seminary, but I do think you ought to also see a physician, A, to make sure there's not a medical cause of this, and B, to see if medication might not be of help also.

1:22:22🔗 Caller Okay.

1:22:23🔗 Drew Okay? And that's what I would say, Fuller, and then also check in with the county services.

1:22:27🔗 Adam Hey, Laila?

1:22:28🔗 Caller Yes?

1:22:29🔗 Adam Here's what you got to do too, if you're depressed. I was depressed too. You got to just start walking. You got to go on walks. You got to force yourself.

1:22:40🔗 Caller Or Adam would like listening to the classical music and...

1:22:43🔗 Adam Yeah, you got to listen to classical music and walk. You're only so depressed when you're walking and listening to classical music. You can only dip so low.

1:22:52🔗 Drew But you have made a point, though, that you should be figuring out what your passion is, what you want to do and do it. At least leave time for it.

1:22:59🔗 Adam Here's the thing about depression. It's a cycle. And what it first thing it does is zaps you of your energy. And then the second thing it does is make you want to do things that you know you shouldn't do that are bad for you. It could be naps, smoke weed, or just eat chocolate. So you give in to that. And each time you give in to it, you sink a little deeper and it makes a little harder to climb out of it. And what you got to do is you got to go, I feel like ass, I don't want to get out of bed. I want to eat a box of Count Chocula, smoke a bong load and watch Lidsville and call in sick to work. But you have to pry yourself up and force yourself to start moving. And it's almost like you've injured yourself in a car wreck. And all you want to do is spend time in bed and recoup. And you've got to go to rehab. And it's painful and it's awkward. You just literally have to force yourself like it's rehab. Like you see those poor people on the treadmill and they're like falling over and stuff. It's, they want to be in bed. They should be in bed. They got an injury. But if you stay in bed, your leg will never work again. And it's the same thing. And not everyone has money for a psychologist or a therapist or what have you. But I'm telling you, the best thing you can do for yourself is to get some exercise. Don't give in to whatever bad thing you want to do. Like I said, whether it's taking a nap or having a ball and gloat, and just start getting out and moving. I mean, you're not really depressed when you're moving around, if you think about it. I mean, you ever been depressed when you're playing racquetball?

1:24:29🔗 Guest Right, exactly. Yes.

1:24:31🔗 Adam Oh yeah, Drew has. But that was in the late 70s.

1:24:34🔗 Drew That was in late 70s.

1:24:35🔗 Adam Everyone was depressed.

1:24:36🔗 Drew Absolutely, that's when it was.

1:24:39🔗 Adam Because it was the height of the whole racquetball.

1:24:41🔗 Drew We were playing squash, actually.

1:24:44🔗 Adam All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Jeff and Kyle are both here from Cannonball Run 2001. And when we come back, we'll talk to Nicole, who has a asymmetry in her boobs. She claims one is an A cup and the other is a D cup. I don't believe that. I don't believe that.

1:25:04🔗 Drew There is such a thing.

1:25:05🔗 Adam There is such a thing, but I don't believe it. But we'll talk to Nicole after this.

1:25:08🔗 Drew Bonesy.

1:25:11🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:25:21🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew, Jeff and Kyle are both here. Going to be in the Cannonball Run 2001, which is airing on the USA Network coming up this Sunday, 10 o'clock, and going five nights in a row. Going to New York to LA., and at the end of the five nights, someone will be awarded $100,000. Could be me. It could be, but now we don't think it is.

1:25:47🔗 Drew I actually decided it wasn't you guys when you said, well, you can get 75, and if you bring something over the, I don't know.

1:25:56🔗 Adam I think the low rider car wins. I'm just playing a hunch. Nicole?

1:26:00🔗 Guest Yes?

1:26:00🔗 Adam You're 15?

1:26:02🔗 Guest 16.

1:26:03🔗 Adam 16. You say you have an A cup and a D cup?

1:26:06🔗 Guest Yeah, I have a large A and a small D.

1:26:10🔗 Adam Right, so it's more B and C.

1:26:14🔗 Guest Kind of. What's the question?

1:26:15🔗 Adam Well, now, do you have to have your bras made?

1:26:18🔗 Guest No, I usually use padding in one side.

1:26:21🔗 Adam So do you use a D cup bra or a C cup bra?

1:26:25🔗 Guest A D cup.

1:26:26🔗 Adam You buy a D cup?

1:26:27🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:26:27🔗 Adam Nice. All right, so I'd date your right side or left side, whichever.

1:26:33🔗 Drew Asymmetry of all types are very common, whether there's something directional, something's pointing in the wrong direction or a size differential. These are very, very common.

1:26:44🔗 Adam I have one nut that drags on the ground and the other one that hides in my hand.

1:26:49🔗 Drew I didn't mean to talk to you about that one on the ground. It sort of scares me when you're driving out.

1:26:53🔗 Adam Sparks come out of it in my jog.

1:26:56🔗 Drew But Nicole, again, you're 15. There's still some time for development. This may sort of improve as time goes on. I beg your pardon.

1:27:06🔗 Adam Yes.

1:27:06🔗 Guest It's just that it's been like this for a couple of years.

1:27:09🔗 Drew All right, it may be permanent and that's normal.

1:27:12🔗 Adam Well, Drew, would you say this, that the one is always going to be bigger?

1:27:19🔗 Drew Probably.

1:27:19🔗 Adam But it may not be as much bigger as it is now. Things have a way of evening out and I bet.

1:27:25🔗 Drew After child rearing, things have a way of changing again.

1:27:29🔗 Adam Right. All right, so Nicole, you should probably live with it for a couple of years and then if it's still the same way when you're 18, then maybe start thinking about some sort of plastic surgery if it's bothering you. Yeah. Is it a big deal if people said anything about it?

1:27:47🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:27:48🔗 Adam The boyfriends?

1:27:50🔗 Guest Oh, my boyfriend, he doesn't care.

1:27:51🔗 Adam Well, there you go.

1:27:52🔗 Guest Yeah, just that it bothers me.

1:27:54🔗 Drew All right, well, if 18, 19, you're still very troubled, you could talk to someone about that.

1:27:58🔗 Guest Okay.

1:27:59🔗 Adam Okay, and listen, whatever doesn't bother your boyfriend shouldn't bother you physically. That's always been my motto.

1:28:04🔗 Guest There you go.

1:28:05🔗 Guest Well, it bothers me because I have to wear things with bathing suits or always wear a shirt when I'm swimming or something.

1:28:12🔗 Adam Right, right, right. Yeah, I could understand that being a little, a little awkward.

1:28:17🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:28:17🔗 Adam But we all have our crosses to bear.

1:28:20🔗 Caller Okay.

1:28:20🔗 Guest Nobody's perfect, don't worry.

1:28:21🔗 Adam Right. Except for Kaya over here. And other than that, no one is perfect.

1:28:26🔗 Caller Okay.

1:28:26🔗 Adam All right. Good times, baby. Okay. Think of all the other things that could be wrong with you.

1:28:31🔗 Caller Okay.

1:28:32🔗 Caller All right, bye.

1:28:33🔗 Guest Take care.

1:28:34🔗 Adam Let's talk to Eric.

1:28:36🔗 Caller Eric?

1:28:36🔗 Adam Hi there. Hey, you're 39, is that say, Drew?

1:28:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:40🔗 Adam What's up? Yeah.

1:28:41🔗 Caller Probably your oldest listener. Listen. Okay. First of all, I've got a real important question regarding servicing a woman or pleasuring a woman orally. But before I get to that, I can do your muddly laugh.

1:28:51🔗 Adam Oh, good.

1:28:52🔗 Caller All right.

1:28:53🔗 Adam Let's hear it.

1:28:53🔗 Caller And you being connoisseur is old enough to remember, you'll know this is a good one.

1:28:57🔗 Adam All right.

1:28:57🔗 Caller Here it comes.

1:29:04🔗 Adam That's pretty good.

1:29:05🔗 Drew Yeah, I can do that. That's even better.

1:29:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:29:07🔗 Guest Was he on the Laugh Olympics, that particular?

1:29:10🔗 Drew Remember the Laugh Olympics. All right, what's your question? We got just a couple minutes here.

1:29:13🔗 Adam All right.

1:29:14🔗 Caller You're all the time telling us to service or pleasure women orally, but yet you're not addressing the fact that there is a health risk. How are we supposed to do it safely?

1:29:23🔗 Adam Well, they have a dental dam, but that's sort of impractical. No one seems to use that.

1:29:28🔗 Caller I mean, you're always talking about we shouldn't be raising the bar, and yet you're telling everybody to service their women orally, that raises the bar. That's another issue I have.

1:29:36🔗 Drew We shouldn't raise the bar.

1:29:37🔗 Caller It's not safe, and it raises the bar.

1:29:40🔗 Adam Well, we're talking about not raising the bar.

1:29:43🔗 Drew You mean if all the guys do that, then the guys are going to have to do that?

1:29:48🔗 Adam I talk to a lot of guys whose penis does not function very well. They say it's too small or it goes off too quickly or it doesn't work. I then, as a consolation, say to them, don't focus on it because it ain't working. Don't focus on the oral women like that more anyway. I don't tell every guy to do this. I tell the guys who have problems in other departments, namely their genitalia. But it would be safer to just have oral sex with a woman than it would be to have intercourse with her, right?

1:30:22🔗 Drew Possibly. I'm not sure it's been proven.

1:30:24🔗 Adam He can't get her pregnant.

1:30:26🔗 Drew My knowledge has only been proven that you can get HIV from being the receptive partner in oral sex on a male. In other words, you're receiving something from a man.

1:30:37🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

1:30:37🔗 Drew Morally, then you can get HIV.

1:30:39🔗 Adam If you're receiving something from a man, so the woman, you mean, or another man?

1:30:43🔗 Drew Well, whichever.

1:30:45🔗 Adam So, then you all... Wait, wait, hold on a second.

1:30:47🔗 Drew If your mouth is around a penis, you're the one at risk.

1:30:50🔗 Adam I am.

1:30:50🔗 Drew Okay.

1:30:51🔗 Caller Well, you are, Adam. Yes, you are.

1:30:54🔗 Adam I would be. Because of that session or because I'm just likelier to get it in a can ten minutes later?

1:30:59🔗 Drew No, because of that session.

1:31:01🔗 Guest Okay.

1:31:01🔗 Adam All right.

1:31:02🔗 Guest But there's also concern over herpes.

1:31:04🔗 Adam Yes.

1:31:05🔗 Drew Herpes are your mouth giving her herpes. That's a certainly real possibility.

1:31:08🔗 Caller My mouth getting herpes from her.

1:31:10🔗 Drew You're more likely to give it to her.

1:31:11🔗 Adam Okay. So listen, Eric.

1:31:13🔗 Guest Yes.

1:31:14🔗 Adam Not a way to go through life though. If you want to use that dental dam, that's fine. Well, what about the raising bar issue?

1:31:22🔗 Caller You have in the past mentioned about guys who raise the bar.

1:31:25🔗 You pansy.

1:31:26🔗 Adam Listen, Eric, if I thought you were serious and not just a jack off, I'd get into answering your question but I've labeled you a jack off. And listen, this dental dam, which is basically a condom that you use for oral sex, it's like when you go to the meat section of the supermarket, it would be like trying to eat the steak through the saran. You get that much pleasure out of it.

1:31:55🔗 Drew Hey, there's somebody named Dane 17 online who's girlfriend missed two pills last week. He wants to be able to have sex with her. She should have doubled up for the subsequent two days, even then for the rest of this packet, use a condom.

1:32:06🔗 Adam Okay. Until she's done with the packet and then gets back with the new packet.

1:32:09🔗 Drew That's right.

1:32:10🔗 Adam All right. We'll take a break.

1:32:11🔗 Caller Hello. This is your radio. Loveline will be right back. All right.

1:32:22🔗 Adam Well, there you go. Another fabulous episode of Loveline.

1:32:24🔗 Caller Let's see.

1:32:25🔗 Drew We've wax on about high school football, about cartoons in our childhood. Anything else we missed here, Adam?

1:32:31🔗 Adam No.

1:32:32🔗 Drew No. We got it all in.

1:32:33🔗 Adam Not that I'm aware of.

1:32:34🔗 Drew These gentlemen are surely impressed by the show tonight. These poor guys.

1:32:38🔗 Caller Who are these guys talking about their high school years?

1:32:40🔗 Adam You guys thought we did a radio show before we got here, didn't you?

1:32:44🔗 Drew Who are these guys? They've been together six years.

1:32:47🔗 Guest What are they talking about?

1:32:48🔗 Adam Well, that's the point. We're bored now, Drew.

1:32:50🔗 Guest I guess that's it.

1:32:51🔗 Adam I want to thank Jeff and Kyle for coming in here from Cannonball Run 2001.

1:32:55🔗 Guest Thanks for having us.

1:32:56🔗 Adam Thank you. Yeah. You guys were great. USA Network, everybody. Coming up this Sunday, 10 o'clock. Do not miss it. And Harlan Williams will be in here tomorrow night. Until next time, it's Adam Crawford, Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:12🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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