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Voiceover
Love Line on 947NRK is brought to you by Car Toys and by The Cobalt Lounge. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Love Line, coast to coast.
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Adam
Hey, everybody. Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew. This is the best of Love Line. And I'll tell you why it's the best because normally we get C-list celebrities in this studio.
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Clive Barker is excluded because he's sitting here.
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Thank you.
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Excellent.
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I can't hear me, actually.
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Okay.
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You were great in the Billboard Awards.
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Oh, really? Yeah, absolutely.
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I was there in the audience.
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No, I really thought that was great. You and Cathy were great. I mean, I was sitting there going, this is great.
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I didn't... Thanks.
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Have y'all like just reamed you for this?
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No, you were great.
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It's like Letterman's on the Oscars. No, you were great. Oh, thanks. Yeah, very entertaining. It's very funny.
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No, I know. Honestly, I just, I think, as a comic, I like to see entertaining things. I know that you guys pulled that off great. I would hate to have that kind of pressure of like being the host of something like that and it's sucking and you guys killed it.
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Adam
To tell you the truth, I didn't feel any pressure until just before the show when people kept telling me, don't you feel a lot of pressure? No, they go, but it's live and I go, oh yeah, and there's going to be 18,000 people in the arena. I'm like, okay, thanks. Now, I just crap myself. You happy?
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But there's a million people watching right now.
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They're listening, sorry, listening.
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Live TV is the greatest. Yeah, but they're all still.
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There's only four watching right now.
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Six listening. Oh, six, okay.
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Billy?
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Yeah.
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My question is for Dr. Drew.
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I just recently got a vasectomy.
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And it seems like I'm shooting my load a lot quicker.
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My friend told me that too.
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Drew
It's a one time gig. But he usually doesn't cause any prematurity. I've never read that or heard of that.
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Adam
Well, maybe now it's just the sort of pull out pressures off and you're free. You know what I mean?
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Well, I've never really pulled out. I have three kids.
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That's why I've done it.
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About 10 minutes.
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No, it was about 13 to 15 before.
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No, I haven't. I haven't talked to him since it happened.
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Drew
You should talk to him about it. You weren't using a condom or something like that before, were you?
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No.
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Adam
And what about after you had the procedure, how long did you have to not fiddle with your junk? A week. A week? Is that week the longest you've went?
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Well, without from a woman?
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Yeah.
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Oh, without anything, yeah.
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Adam
He interrupted his whole life's flow in Chi. You know what I mean? I mean, God knows if I went three days without yanking myself off, what would happen?
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Caller
I thought it was a bomb going off. I thought they were just making room to build another house or something.
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Adam
Where does that thing land? At Edwards? And is that the sound of it when it's entering the atmosphere?
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Caller
Could you imagine having sex during that thing? You're like, boom, boom. You're like, oh, yeah, huh?
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Drew
I said to myself, I thought, I thought that is not normal. That's something. I don't know what it is, but it's something. And then I heard on the news tonight, they were talking about it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Caller
My dad was an agro-holic. My parents split up when I was in junior high. It was a rough time. And then there's days that I go, man, I went to camp and I was abused there, too, and like all kinds of crazy ways. But you kind of go through it your own way.
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Caller
It was. It was camp. It was awesome. No, it was awful. No, it was awful. It was the worst thing ever, but it was also a growing experience for me. And who knows? And I went to junior college, too. What's a junior college thing? Junior college sucked, but I went through it and I hated it, but I couldn't afford to go to college. So I had to do this thing. I had to go to junior college and God forbid.
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Caller
I grew up in Florida. Speaking of the sonic boom, my dad worked at NASA at the space center. So when he said sonic boom, I didn't even know that there was a shuttle today. I grew up at the whole space center. My dad worked at NASA, the whole nine yards, an engineer.
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Caller
Well, it's yeah. You know, he used to have a problem. That's because my father like crap, Larry, damn it.
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Caller
That may have put him into retirement. No, I think it was kind of cool because all of his engineer buddies like, your son's Carrot Top. It's like, yeah, he'll be on the Tonight Show tonight. And they'd watch and they'd go, that was true. But if you look at my act, it's very engineer like. I create things and I got a lot of my father in me and a lot of my mother's personality.
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Caller
And a little bit of camp counselor in me. I was sexually abused by the way by my camp counselor. He goes, you got any squirrels in there? You got any squirrels in there? After you take a shower, he'd put your hands in your pants and be like, test your, yeah. You got any nuts? You got any squirrels down here in your thing? And I'm like, what the? Well, you know what's weird? As you get older, you start thinking, holy crap, I was sexually abused. I see these celebrities on these shows going, I was sexually molested. I'm thinking, who wasn't? I mean, like, everybody had that day when you're, when somebody did something to you. I don't know, 28? No, I was like, 13. No, 12.
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Adam
I'm sending my kid to Jewish camp, even though he won't be Jewish, just so he won't get molested.
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Adam
That's called a hernia check. Yeah, a hernia check. That's Drew doing that, right, buddy?
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Caller
But it was true. I mean, everybody, do you think everybody at one point in your life had that?
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Caller
Exactly. It wasn't like molested. It wasn't like having sex with it. It was just a moment where I went, you know, this isn't right. That's all. There's something weird and you don't know who to talk to. Who do you go to and say, hey, this guy just grabbed me or this woman just said molested me? He was like, you just went, this isn't right.
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The same thing. Yeah.
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She checked for nuts?
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Yeah.
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Caller
You think they'll take me again? Is this in Florida? Got a check pulled out. No, it's in Georgia of all places.
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Adam
Yeah, wouldn't you say that you're colorful childhood. Don't you think that's what helped you along with your sense of humor?
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Caller
No, but you're skinny, you're red hair and freckles, of course, you're the class clown. You want to do something to fit in, to make yourself feel like one of the, one of the game.
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Adam
You might not have had the sense of humor going to Vegas and making millions of dollars.
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Yeah, I just wanted to know if you guys could do the lightning round or the Dr. Drew boogie.
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Yeah.
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Adam
The lightning round is something I say for the end of some shows, but not when we have a guest. I'll do it. I'll do it on the first night we don't have a guest.
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Okay.
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All right. That'd be fine.
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Salt Lake.
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Cool.
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All right.
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All right.
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Drew
It's called Intimacy. Can I say that? You're fat, you're gay, confused, you're sick, you're overweight, you're still aversion, you're dysfunctional, not acceptable.
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Go ahead.
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Ow! Ow! You're a damn bastard. Ow!
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Cart that up.
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Hello?
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Hey, David.
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What's up?
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I've been listening since you started talking about Boobville.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Okay. My question is, how long does ecstasy stay in your system?
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Drew
You should expect depression, panic attacks, and anxiety potentially the rest of your life.
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Caller
I've done ecstasy. I love that. You know what the problem was? I loved it. I was like, oh, really? Oh, yeah. How many times have you done it? Because 20, I'm scared.
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Drew
One of the things ecstasy stimulates, I was telling you about this the other night, it stimulates the amygdala, which is a region of the brain that monitors for novelty. So it makes things that are different or even routine seem out of the ordinary and special and interesting. And you overdo that part of the brain and you lose that ability. Everything seems flat.
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Caller
Well, I have to be honest with you guys without sounding stupid or humorous here because I want to be humorous, but at the same time, a lot of people say, oh, you do drugs, DJ Rock, it's like at the same time, people that do those drugs that look to be like, to find what you just said, that novelty, that song, I'm already kind of freaked, I'm already whacked. So when I did it, I found myself depressed. I found myself not finding that. I would be on. When I'm not on drugs, I'm having a great time right now. I'm completely sober, not drugged, nothing. But when I did that, I found myself, I enjoyed it. I'm not going to lie, but at the same time, I was like, it didn't get me off like I thought it was going to get me off. But what about, I just enjoyed it.
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Caller
But a lot of people, well, pot, as my mom would say, grass, are you in the grass? It's so funny to hear your parents say, you know, where are you getting this? You know, can you find me some? Because we're getting ripped off at work. But your grass is like, or pot, whatever, bobo, the whole, you know, ganja, all the words. I think, to me, it's just like, it's a recreational kind of thing. It's so stupid. I don't know why it's such a big bad drug. Does that cause, shown harm beyond excessive use? I'm not saying excessive like...
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Caller
Because I don't find it addictive at all. In fact, I've done it a few times. Could go a year without it. Two years. Two months, two hours. And then all of a sudden you're like, okay, I'll do a little one. It's fun.
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I'm running down the street screaming.
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Adam
I'll tell you seriously, I barely smoke weed anymore. The reason I don't smoke much pot anymore is because I have like two mortgages and a big nut every week.
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Adam
And I'm 36. Amen. And I think to myself, I'm going to get stoned and I'm going to start freaking out.
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Caller
I agree. No, I'm looking at you like I'm agreeing with you. I'm actually going, hey, I found my brother here. I agree with you. And the same thing with, you know, I drink when I'm home and have a good glass of wine. Like, I'm not a drinker like as far as getting smashed. I went out there the night in Hollywood. I never go out in Hollywood. I had a couple glasses of wine and I got pulled over on Sunset Boulevard. This is not a joke. Sunset Boulevard right in front of the comedy store. Right. And maybe the cops listening and they got pulled me over. And of all things, I mean, I've never been pulled over. Ow! Never been pulled over in my life in like, let's say, 25 years. Okay, I was 10 when I got pulled over. Right. But I got pulled over and the guy says he's been drinking. I said, I had a glass of wine. He says, a glass of wine? I said, I had a couple of glasses of wine. And he said, really? Well, you see, when you're sure? I said, absolutely. Got pulled over. And I think about all the times people have been pulled over. And I know what it is. It's like, it's that, of course, it's that pressure of, you have authority and you have yourself. And there you are. And you stand there going, you know, I'm not drunk. And thank God I wasn't. But I was like, I did have two glasses of wine.
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Caller
Well, I was wondering, I said, what if two glasses of wine is drunk? Yeah. Because I was fine. So I get out, I get in the car and he does the whole thing. Touch your nose, do this, put your head up, count to 30. I get done and it was all intimidation kind of thing. He says, count to 30. So I get done. He said, when you get to 30, count, it said time. I got to 30, it said time. He says, well, where did you decide on 30? I said, I counted. Right. Well, how did you count to 30? I said, I just counted to 30. He says, uh-huh. And he's trying to like trick you. See, when you're drunk, you don't know how to respond to this. You're like, oh, no. I was like, why count it to 30?
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Caller
Oh, no, they're going carrot top. And the guy said they're going carrot top. He thinks because the red hair and then it goes on. And I said, I'm having a little hard time concentrating because I'm being heckled here by people. One guy walks. I swear to God, I go, hey, kid, he said, let him go. And I said, I go, no, really, I'm fine. I really was like, I was like, get away from me. You're ruining my whole thing here. I said, I'm fine. And the cop looks at him like, this cop had braces. It was really funny because he had braces. I mean, he's like 18. He's like, he's like, just keep it moving. I said, I'm fine. Sorry. He said, you know that guy? I said, no, but he, how does he know you? I said, well, now I'm afraid to say. Drug deal went bad. I'm on TV or I'm a comedian. So I said, well, I'm a comedian. He says, comedian. I said, yeah. He says, well, it's not real funny now, is it? I said, I never said it was funny. Now all of a sudden I'm like defensive. I'm like, I didn't say it was funny. I'm just trying to, you do your duty. You know, you're a police officer law. Do your duty. I'm not drunk. I'm going to pass this test because I'm not drunk. And I'm thinking, you said that? You said no. Yeah. I said, I'm not drunk. I'm going to do whatever I have to do to pass this test. Let's move it on because I want to go home. And so sure enough, he does the whole thing. And I'm 20 minutes go by and now he's doing a whole anal search. I'm thinking, is this part of the drug? This is weird. This is the weirdest alcohol I've ever had in my life. But I actually enjoyed it. I actually enjoyed it. I said, you know what? You should check. I had three glasses. Check again. But no, I get done and everything's fine. And so the whole thing needs to say. Then he says, OK, I'm going to give you a ticket for taking a left out of the zones of this road. I haven't taken 20 years.
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Adam
Welcome back to the best of Loveline. And our next guest actually convinced Drew to buy the car he's driving.
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Adam
Destiny's Child, I ran into at the Teen Choice Awards a couple years ago. Fresh-faced young punks, and they were dying to do this show. So here they are. Beyoncé, Kelly, Farrah, and Michelle are all here from Destiny's Child. We'll hear something else off of their CD. They're nominated for a couple of Grammys. They'll be collecting those before they head out to the parties.
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Adam
If I go. I gotta be honest with you ladies, there's a couple other girl bands that are interested in hand me along for the ride. Word apparently got out last year that I was a bit of a good luck charm with the Dixie Chicks. Bringing them a couple of Grammys, although they don't want me back this year.
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Adam
Oh please. We had a, there's a little misunderstanding with the Dixies. I guess a good enough time to tell that story. Sure. Okay, I never met the Dixie Chicks before the Grammys. And I was sitting in my office of the Man Show and I got a call from my agent, or manager, and he said one of the Dixie Chicks would like to take you to the Grammys as her escort. And I said, really? Why? And he said, I don't know. He was shocked. But apparently that's what she wants to do. It was Natalie, the lead singer. And at the time I had a girlfriend and I said, geez, I don't know how that would fly with her. And he said, ah, people do it all the time. Just as an escort, you show up with them.
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Adam
Everyone said I was going to be in big-ass trouble. But I said, what the hell? Why not? It sounds like a good time. And my manager said, yeah, people do it all the time. It's no big deal. It's just one of those Hollywood things. And I said, sure, sign me up. Tell her I'll go. Well, the girlfriend got PO. She was not good about it at all. But I put my foot down. I said, I'm going. So I went to the Grammys with the Dixies.
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Adam
Went to the Grammys. No, I'm tough, but I'm fair with the ladies, right, Drew? Tough, but fair. Yeah. And I went to the Grammys. And I was a perfect gentleman. And after the Grammys, after they collected their two Grammy Awards, I went to a party for like 10 seconds. And then I came here. I was like a minute and a half late. And I had to do the radio that night. So I couldn't hang out and have a good time. It was all very innocent. And then the next day, I got to my office. And there were some flowers on my desk. And I said, thanks for taking me to the Grammys. Hope to see you again soon. Love, Natalie. And I thought, well, that's nice of her. So I sent her some flowers. And then a couple of days later, I got a big oversized Mrs. Fields cookie. And it was written in like whipped cream, like to see again, Natalie from the Dixie Chicks. And she put her number, her cell phone number on there. So I thought, well, now I'm already in hot water enough with the girlfriend. So I better call her and kind of try to smooth things out, straighten things out a little bit. So I called her, I was driving into work for the cell phone. I called Natalie, yes. And I don't know what time it was in Kentucky or wherever the hell, where are they from?
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Nashville? Nashville?
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Adam
Maybe Tennessee. Yeah. It was her cell phone and she picked up her cell phone and she said, Oh my God. I said, this is Adam. I'm watching you on TV right now. And I thought, uh-oh, the kids really got it bad for me. I mean, you guys can tell I'm an attractive man, of course, you know, as a lady. I mean, I'm sure you feel it too. Yeah. And there's enough for me to go around, but I, I just want to slip that in. I, I, so I said to her, I, uh, Natalie, um, you know, I appreciate the flowers and whatnot, but, uh, you know, I have a girlfriend and, uh, but, uh, we know when you guys come out here to do the country music awards or whatever you're doing in three or four months, come on the show and we'll, we'll have a good laugh. And, uh, she said, um, oh, okay, all right, fine. I hung up the phone. Yeah, a couple of days later, big, uh, six-foot sub sandwich comes rolling into the office that I'm at. Big sign, it says, uh, I will not be ignored. Like a big for sale sign was stuck with a spear right in the middle of, I will not be ignored, it says. So, uh, everyone at the office is going, wow, this, this chick's really, she's going nuts. And I said, no, no, this, this, she just has a sense of humor. She's just playing around. You know, this is her way of saying, oh, we'll let the bygones be bygones. So we eat the sandwich and I eat three and a half feet of it. And then, uh, three or four days later, I get the, uh, I get like a card or something and it's Natalie again. And, uh, listen, I really need to talk to you. And I think, all right, I'm just going to ignore this now. And then about three days after that, I get a pair of panties in a box with another card that basically says, uh, you know, come get on top of me now, basically. I need you now. You got to get me now. And the phone number again. So, um, the guys I'm working with, my partners are going, wow, this chick's really nuts. This is getting out of hand. I mean, this is turning into a stalker type situation. And, uh, you better call her. And I said, I did call her. Well, you weren't firm enough.
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Adam
I said, uh, I said, I, I, you know, I wasn't, I wasn't rude, but I was, I made it pretty clear. I had a girlfriend, uh, but, you know, we could be friends. No big deal. Everything was good. Now, now listen, Adam, this chick is nutty and you got to lay it down and you got to be harsh. You got to crack the whip a little because she didn't understand the first call. Oh, really guys? Yes, indeed. When should I call her? Call her right now. Straighten this thing out right now before it goes another second and put your foot down and be firm this time. So I said, fellas, you're right. So I called her up on the cell phone. She's in Nashville, the pottery barn with her mom. Then she picks her cell phone up. Natalie. Yes, this is Adam Corolla. Listen, I need to talk to you. This is getting out of hand. Now, I appreciated the flowers and the six foot sub, but the panties and it's really spinning out of control. So she goes, what panties? Listen, don't play stupid. I know what's going on here. And she goes, seriously, I know what you're talking about. I said, you sent some panties, didn't you? She's like, I have no idea what you're talking about. I now look up, the entire office is filled with everyone on the staff. With video cameras.
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Adam
They're laughing their asses off. I said, you sent a six foot sub, didn't you? I don't know what you're talking about. How about the cookie? Nope. Flowers? I thought my publicist probably sent those, so I just went along with it. She said, I said, oh, Christ, I'm going to kill myself. Why? What's going on? I'm like, nothing is, and everyone is laughing like hyenas. I got 30 guys in the office, just laughing, laughing. The thing that really makes it bad is the big speech I gave right before I picked up the phone about the trampings of celebrity and how my matinee idol good looks are kind of a double-edged sword.
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Whoa.
26:38🔗
Adam
So she sent nothing, not even the flowers. And this was all the a-holes in my office, just screwing with me. So when you called her, when you called her, it was humiliating, humiliating.
27:03🔗
Adam
Right. But I wasn't so over the top with it that she got weirded out. And she probably just went along with it when, yeah, oh, yeah. And I was saying like, yeah, we'll see in a couple months. She's like, yeah, all right, fine. And I'm sure she rolled her eyes, but she probably didn't think too much of it after that. But then when I really put my foot down about the panty, she's like, does she know that it was a?
27:31🔗
Adam
Right. They came on the show. They were good sports. They sent over six foot sub the following day, if you recall there. So I got a good sense of humor. Those dixies.
27:52🔗
Adam
And like I tell you, I was so puffed up about the whole thing that I kept giving them speeches about the trappings of celebrity and what it's like when girl bands start stalking you.
28:11🔗
Adam
Well, you know, I didn't tell her about all that. I thought she'd get mad. I was trying to keep it under control. Well, I'm sure she was getting fed information as the joke went on. And so she knew all about it. You could have really backfired because I could have went like him, flying out to New York. Daddy's coming. You know, the beauty of women, though, girlfriend's still pissed. You know what I mean? Here I am, calling Natalie from the Dixie Chicks and saying, listen, I have a girlfriend. I cannot accept. Still, and so now I'm saying to my girlfriend, hey, how about some points here? She's still, you know, I didn't know what was going on. I was just, you know, that was a pretty good test, right?
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Adam
Chicks, you know, they've got a couple of platinum records and won some Grammys. And I'm saying no to all that. Come on. Now, still mad. That's the beauty. That's the beauty of women. Erin, that's all right. So the Dixies are all right and everything worked out. I was just humiliated. Ashley?
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Yes.
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Hi, Adam.
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Hi, Dr. Drew.
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Yes.
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I was calling to ask, I love the show.
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Here they are.
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Hi. How are you?
29:31🔗
Fine.
29:34🔗
Thank you so much.
29:35🔗
Caller
I was calling to see, okay, like, your music is so original and has such cool beats to it and everything. And I went to, like, what inspires you? Like, where you come up with your lyrics and stuff?
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Well, I know working on this project, well, the second album, The Writing's on the Wall, we worked with Shakespeare and Candy Burris first, and they came up with some really great creative ideas and different ideas that we really liked for the album because that's what we were going for this album, is something different. And it's like, after we worked with them, they kind of set the foundation and the sound for the album. So the other producers came along and they kind of did the same thing. So the vibe just really fit between everybody. And I know Beyoncé produced on this album, which was a great thing because she knew everybody's voices. And since, well, it's really great when a producer knows your voice because they bring out the best in you.
30:27🔗
Caller
Yeah, you guys all go so great together. You should have seen me on hold. I was singing when they would say my name. It was so funny. I know every word, I swear, every day, me and my friend sing your song like back and forth. You know, like the chorus, the same way name.
30:56🔗
Yes, it is.
31:09🔗
Yeah.
31:11🔗
I'm assuming things. Same girl.
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Oh, I would think it-
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I know you're saying that.
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Thank you so much.
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All right, Ashley.
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Thank you.
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Adam
Well, isn't that lovely? You see that? You wait through a whole bunch of calls of teenagers hooked on smack or pregnant, and then you get one of those and it makes it all worthwhile. Right, Drew? Worthwhile. You're paying attention, would you? That was lovely, by the way, ladies. Thank you. Heather? Hi. You're 16. I know people sing on records. I just never assume they can do it in real life. I don't know what, I'm not sure what that is. I think it's like a movie where, you know, Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a cyborg or something. I'm used to him. Obviously, he's not in real life. I look that way at singers too.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
32:57🔗
Caller
Yeah, well, I wanted to say hi to Destiny's Child. I got your CD for Christmas and haven't been able to stop listening to it.
33:04🔗
Thank you so much.
33:05🔗
Caller
Yeah. Oh my God, I can't believe I'm talking to you. But Adam, I wanted to say something new. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people call the show and say, this question is for Drew. You always answer. Sometimes you will answer and it bugs the crap out of you.
33:28🔗
Right up.
33:30🔗
Caller
I want to know why I always have to like guys. I always need someone to like. And if they start to like me, I leave the trash and get bored. No. And the ones that I like.
33:42🔗
I think we all do that.
33:43🔗
You sound like me.
33:46🔗
Caller
But I've always been like that. I had a really good childhood. I wasn't molested or anything.
34:00🔗
Adam
All right. Well, you guys can weigh in on this one. But I think all girls have that to some degree, especially young girls. Some have it more than others. Yeah. And the question is, is if Mr. Wright came along, would you have to turn him down just because he was interested? Because if that's the case-
34:18🔗
Drew
Or is it actually a protective mechanism that prevents you from getting needlessly involved with somebody that really is not right for you?
34:24🔗
Caller
That's kind of what I think it is, because I'm always so afraid that they're going to hurt me, that I feel I have to hurt them first.
34:37🔗
Caller
Not really. A family problem happened with my parents, and I'm not allowed to talk to my grandparents.
34:44🔗
Caller
They got in a business fight, and I was really close with my grandmother, and she moved to Arizona where it was cheaper, and I didn't talk to her for a long time, and it was really hard on me, and I had to move, and it was really hard.
34:58🔗
Drew
Yeah. So that may be sort of resonating in your choices today, and I bet you'll get over that with time.
35:09🔗
Drew
That's probably a healthy thing. Unless you want to know why not to have a boyfriend, just listen to our show for a couple more hours.
35:16🔗
Adam
It's also, if you want to know why not to get on the radio, listen to the show. Why not to do a lot of things. Just listen to the show, everybody. Destiny's Child is our guest tonight. We'll take ourselves a break when we come back. We'll speak to James. He can't stop having sex with his girlfriend. He wants to know if he's addicted to it. We'll talk to him about that after this. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. Beyonce, Farrah, and Michelle are here. I'm not sure where... There she goes. Destiny's Child. What is this? The name of this group. They gave themselves a couple of Grammy nominations. A little acapella for the Loveline. And we'll hop back on the phones and speak to James, who's 16. James?
36:20🔗
Best Of
Well, I got a couple of problems here. One of them is that I cannot stop having sex with my girlfriend. And the problem is she's 15 and she's really, really, really innocent and kind of little. But she's really cute. And it's just kind of a run down on me because I know it's not right and stuff. And protection is always an issue.
36:40🔗
Best Of
Usually just condoms. We looked at the whole depot shot and keep that morning after pillow around her. Yeah.
36:55🔗
Best Of
The thing was like she was beautiful. But she was kind of abused when she was a little girl and stuff.
37:07🔗
Adam
I mean, stop, stop, stop abusing her now. Stop banging the bejesus out of the 15 year old.
37:17🔗
Best Of
This is cool because I did happen tonight and I didn't feel good about it. And so I called a few guys.
37:22🔗
Adam
Well, why do you, okay, why, you tell us why you feel it's wrong that you're having sex with her.
37:27🔗
Best Of
Well, first of all, she's 15. I know she's been abused previously. It's not right. I don't think it's right to be having sex with a 15 year old, especially before marriage and what?
37:38🔗
Adam
Okay. Well, at least you're very, you're very pious man. That's what I like about this, James. When he's not scrown, he's a church.
37:51🔗
Adam
Thank you. Well, now I'm going to go easier on you. Hear that, callers? A little compliment. I don't care if you've killed 14 people. You tell me you like the man show and all of a sudden, I got a different attitude.
38:11🔗
She's told me all about it.
38:16🔗
Best Of
Well, her dad died. She got an abusive relationship with a really bad guy. His name is Ricky and he needs to die.
38:23🔗
Best Of
He was 18 and she was like 13. So he ended up physically, mentally, anything, any type of abuse possible. He actually made her sit on an ice block for a while because she was mad, because he was mad at her and stuff.
38:40🔗
Best Of
I don't know. He would just like pour ice on her back and stuff. And this guy needs a big beat down.
39:03🔗
Drew
It's possible that she just got into an abusive relationship when she was trying to deal with his loss.
39:09🔗
Best Of
It's just that I'm going through packs today now and it's like all the stress and that.
39:17🔗
We've been together nine months.
39:21🔗
Adam
Why don't you see if you can slow it down a little sexually and maybe get to know her on a sports level or something?
39:29🔗
Best Of
Everything kind of went too fast. And then, of course, I'm regretful for doing it in the first place. But how do you recommend I stop?
39:59🔗
Adam
I mean, you're already you don't want to stop having sex, but you think you should. But you don't you know you should wait until marriage.
40:09🔗
Adam
I don't know. I don't care. James, you know what's right. Now control yourself. And I'm going to say that to everyone in America, by the way. Feel free to control yourselves, everybody. You have a lot of impulses. And we're living in a society now where everyone says do what you want. Hey, if it feels good, do it. Take it. It's yours. The world's yours. Everything's yours. Just get out there and do it. And all the sneaker commercials are telling everyone to go do stuff. And here's my advice. Go home and lock the door. Don't come out. I don't want to see you. Watch TV. I'm going to come out with the sneakers that have no soles on them. They're going to be called the TV sneakers. And they're going to be made for people like the lounge. They're not meant to be walked on, only to be reclined with. The top is a regular Air Jordan. The bottom is nothing. You can't go anywhere in these sneakers. That's what I want. I'm tired of all the Reeboks and the Nikes and all this nonsense with all this. It's your world. Go out there and take it. Go do it. You deserve it. I want a hundred. All these ridiculous ads with these Gatorade. Guys are like, they're broken down. They're bleeding. The guy's got a compound fracture. He's carrying his mountain bike across the finish line. I look at this commercial, I go, who are these retards? You should go home and take a shower, you idiot. What the hell is this? There's more commercials of guys carrying like mountain bikes running up hills and stuff. I see that. I see an idiot. To me, it's like, get on the goddamn bike and pedal it or go sit down. Don't put it over your shoulder and start running up a hill with it, you idiot.
41:45🔗
Adam
All right. So here's the point. None of you are special. God has no plan for you except for to stay home and watch TV and listen to me. Please, everyone out doing their own thing. Control yourselves, everybody. It's fine. I don't care what your parents did to you. You're old enough now, you control yourselves.
42:02🔗
Drew
That's right. To understand where your impulses are coming from, stand back and make healthier choices.
42:06🔗
Adam
There you go. You'll be happier in the long run, unless you're a big celebrity like me and have two TV shows, a national radio show. Then you do what you want. Myra, right, ladies? Right.
42:33🔗
Adam
At a certain point, it becomes melted ice cream. You understand? Once there's more cream and more sugar than actual coffee in there, it actually just becomes melted coffee ice cream. Myra?
42:46🔗
Hey.
42:48🔗
Caller
Yes, I am. I have this bump in my vagina and I'm not sexually active. I was just wondering, could it be like a huge zit or something?
43:00🔗
Drew
Zit? Zit? Yeah, you can get zit-like growth down there. You can also get the Bartholomew's glands that get infected and get abscesses in that area. That can happen. Is it tender?
43:13🔗
Caller
I noticed because it itched a lot. I was sitting in class and throughout the day I was like, whoa, you know? So I came home and I checked it out and it was like, whoa.
43:25🔗
Caller
It doesn't look like a zit. I was just wondering, could it be that since I'm not sexually active?
43:29🔗
Adam
No, I never heard of a zit down there, but why don't you sit down with a doctor and talk about it?
43:51🔗
Drew
You can get abscesses, infected Bartholomew's glands, little zit-like growth down there very commonly. Go get it taken care of.
44:30🔗
Caller
Well, actually, Kelly and I met a long, long time ago, about 10 years ago, in auditions for a different group. And we met Farrah at a video at Bill's, Bill's, Bill's video shoot, actually. And we met Michelle through our choreographer, Janella Segura. And we've always had the desire to sing. And this has been our dream forever. So we felt like it was a great combination. And here we are.
45:07🔗
Thank you.
45:15🔗
Great. What's your favorite song on the album?
45:19🔗
Really?
45:25🔗
I got one more question for you. What do you think the next single should be?
45:32🔗
You don't know?
45:39🔗
Caller
Because our teacher, he asked us to make this thing. We have to pretend you're like a DJ or something like that. Oh, really? That's great.
45:51🔗
Adam
What the hell is going on in these schools? What happened to the reading and the writing and the arithmetic? Now, all of a sudden, you're spinning records.
46:03🔗
It's 2000 now.
46:04🔗
Adam
In there? I guess it is. Hey, Derek? Yeah? Do you think the band's cute? You like the girls? Yeah.
46:15🔗
Adam
You know, it's weird, because they're like older mysterious ladies to you, right, Derek?
46:35🔗
Adam
The guy who has one eyebrow, just say you're into him. We'll get you right out of there. Don't worry.
46:58🔗
Adam
Welcome back to the Best of Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew. And this is Sean Patrick Thomas. Tonight our guest is Sean Patrick Thomas. He is from Save the Last Dance. And by the way, he was watching Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood and all that. And not only did they mention it was number one, but set a record for a Martin Luther King box office weekend opening. And I'm sure Martin would be proud if he could see this. Well, I mean, it is. It has to do with race.
47:50🔗
Caller
I'm completely shocked. Completely shocked, yeah. Like, I knew it was a good movie and I was proud of it and I had fun doing it. But to think that all these shows would be sold out and people have trouble getting in, that just blows my mind.
48:04🔗
Caller
I think they really promoted it well on MTV. I think they really got out the interracial love story thing going and just to put the conflicts out there that people live with every day and that they wanted to see it up on screen.
48:19🔗
Adam
Sean is in this with Julia Stiles who's now everywhere, by the way, every time I turn on the TV I see her. She has a good look. I mean, it's kind of a hot chick that you could get look. You know that look? She looks like an Irish boxer. I don't mean that in a bad way. She's got a look. You don't know who Teddy Atlas is. He used to be a boxing trainer. Now he does commentary. She's got a little look like she got socked in the face, but with a beautiful glove. I don't mean that in a bad way. She's good looking, but she looks like you could get her. There's something very appealing about that, as opposed to, you know, Katharazada Jones is real good looking and you can't get her. I think I could get Julia, or at least...
49:16🔗
Adam
No, I'm saying the attraction... There's certain women who are very attractive because they have a beautiful, but almost common look that looks like the common man could be seen with her. She's very beautiful, but does not have that high-faluting look. You with me on that?
49:34🔗
Caller
I guess so, but I think she could have it if she wanted it. She just doesn't choose that aesthetic for herself. You know what I'm saying?
49:39🔗
Adam
All right. Well, we'll agree to disagree about that. But Sean, you know his work from Can't Hardly Wait, Picture Perfect, Courage Under Fire, Cruel Intentions. Wow, there's a lot of movies, and these are all just in the last couple of years. What about that Dracula 2000?
49:57🔗
Caller
It's basically kind of like a hip-sexed up modern day retelling of the Dracula legend. Basically, what would happen if Dracula were released into the modern world in the United States right now?
50:14🔗
Adam
Yeah, I think he'd blend right in. There's certain parts of New York, Chicago, and LA. He could just blend right in, get himself a trench coat, no one would bother him. All right, so that's out. You got to save the last dance out, and we're going to take some calls. You know how the show goes? Yeah, sure. Just jump in, say whatever you want. Edna?
50:40🔗
Caller
I had just recently, about a month ago, lost my virginity to a guy that was 23. And the show I was just listening to, ironically, you're talking about Winnie the Pooh, and everyone called him Tigger. And that kind of...
51:11🔗
Caller
Well, I talked to my doctor about it because, I mean, he kind of forced me, but he cried and told me he loved me.
51:29🔗
Adam
When did he cry and tell you he loved you when he told him you were going to have him arrested?
51:35🔗
Caller
No, after, right after. And I mean, it's been a mess like ever since that. But and he shouted out the windows or whatever that he loved me and all this stuff. And the thing was, is I'm in him for four days and I knew it wasn't true. And he'd sing me songs to me, like Lone Star Song and.
52:03🔗
Caller
Yeah. And basically, well, I told my doctor and my doctor called Children's Services and Children's Services came to school. I didn't think my doctor could do that, but I guess he has to because of my age. And Children's Services came to school and the woman basically told me either I tell my father or I call my dad and tell him where she was going to. And so I had to tell my dad and it really hurt my relationship with him and it hurt my outlook on everything. And right now I'm kind of like I used to be really religious in the church and I had this whole thing where I wasn't going to have sex while I was married. And right now I'm just I'm not dealing with any of this very well. And then I was.
52:47🔗
Adam
Hey, Edna. Yeah. I had to jump in here in the middle of your role here, but could you turn down the Billy Ray Cyrus, please, so we could get to the end of this. It's kind of distracting. Yeah, please. Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt.
53:07🔗
Caller
Um, there's this other boy that I had been talking to, and he I ended up sort of sleeping with him because I figured it just didn't matter anyway. I was already ruined. And then he's been, of course, being a guy. He was 17. He, you know, quit talking to me.
53:26🔗
Caller
Um, he threatened me because I guess the police were looking for him and he found out because Children's Services had to call the police and he just threatened me a little bit and told me I had better not press charges. I don't want to press charges.
53:54🔗
Caller
Yeah. And he, and I'm just, I didn't think that I would have any remorse and it's just tearing me up inside.
54:01🔗
Drew
Okay. All right. So you're still sort of intact and you're still responding to these experiences as you would expect you would given your previous beliefs.
54:25🔗
Drew
So she's already gone. That's probably why this all started happening the first day. That's why this 23 year old found a good victim here.
54:35🔗
Drew
Yeah. And as usual, it's not so much the daged difference between the 16 and 23 year old that bothers us as much as what it says about the 23 year old that would have sex with the 16 year old. That's what we're trying to protect you from, that kind of person.
54:50🔗
Caller
She's in Columbus. She had a drinking problem and her and my dad ended up splitting up because of that and I've seen her twice in a year. And it was on Thanksgiving and on Christmas.
55:00🔗
Drew
So where can you get some connection? Where can you get some affection? Where can you have it?
55:14🔗
Caller
I have no idea. I've turned to friends, but I have a couple friends that are guy friends and nurses. I don't even want to do that, because I'm afraid I might do something with them even.
55:27🔗
Adam
You had girls when I was in high school, the ones who would stop me before I have sex again.
56:06🔗
Adam
He's going to simmer, but he'll cool down real fast. Don't act out. No more seeking comfort in the arms of strangers. Talk to your friends. Go back to church. Reconnect with them. Talk to a counselor at school.
56:20🔗
Caller
I've already been through counseling. I think it's a huge joke, especially around my eyes.
56:24🔗
Adam
All right, all right. Okay, then do nothing. I don't know what to tell you. I'm not flying out there.
56:33🔗
Adam
Yes, what happened with your mom is a big deal, and that's something that you need to talk about and work through. Okay, so you do need to get back into counseling.
56:42🔗
Drew
You could also go to rape counseling groups. You could go to Allerty. There's lots of options out there for you.
56:47🔗
Caller
Okay? I went to a counseling group about a year ago because my best friend had died, and the woman made me watch a light-bright board and told me to say my feelings as I watched the light. And I pretty much felt that that was kind of a joke and it wasn't helping me.
57:15🔗
Adam
Yeah. You're not going to challenge me to help you. I'm going to tell you a few things you have to do, and then we got to go to another call. Okay. I'm sorry you're in a bad way, but you have to reconnect with your church, and your counselors, and your father, and your friends. And your friends.
57:28🔗
Drew
And if you're the therapist is sort of inadequate or you don't feel like you're responding to what they're telling you, tell them that. It's working for me. Try something else.
57:39🔗
Yeah.
57:45🔗
Caller
I'm very nervous. Yeah, I had my legs amputated when I was about three years old. From what? Um, it's kind of a sad story. Um, I was like, I was sleeping in bed and my older brother came by and, um, took, like, really, really big rubber bands and tied them around my legs, so.
58:13🔗
Caller
He wasn't playing. He was just sleeping. And he tied them around my legs. And this was, like, over a course of, like, 12 hours. I was very sleepy. So I was sick and, and I had, like, a lot of Dayquil or something.
58:36🔗
Caller
I don't know, like an aunt. I don't really remember all that much. I was three. I don't really remember, but he, the circulation got caught off to my legs and they had, the doctor had to amputate them, both of my legs.
58:54🔗
Caller
From like, like about from the femur, like I only have like two femurs, I don't have like calves or feet.
59:10🔗
Adam
Hold on, we're going to take a break, I got to kill myself. These last two calls are bringing me down. Drew, what is this? Murray, are you serious?
59:29🔗
Drew
Yeah. It's not all fitting together for me. But go ahead. What is it you're calling about?
59:43🔗
Caller
And we've gotten together and we want to have sex, but we don't know how since he doesn't have any legs. And I just like have these two like nubs.
59:55🔗
Caller
He doesn't have like anything. It's like, just like not really there. It's just like these, they're like shorter than mine.
1:00:07🔗
Caller
89 earthquake. Like he was like driving, he was like about four years old, I guess, at the time. He's about a year older than me. And, I don't know, he was like five or something. And, he was in a car and like, I'm not really sure, but like a bridge fell on him. Not like the Bay Bridge or anything. It was like...
1:00:45🔗
Caller
We met like at a family reunion. He was like someone, like my cousin, like cousin, something like that. And he had to come along because no one was taking care of him. He couldn't really do much around the house. And so his cousin decided to take him to our family reunion.
1:01:15🔗
Adam
Well, first off, I think legs just get in the way when you have sex. If you think about it, it's always move that, watch out, you're going to knock the lamp over, get out of the way. I could, I think I could operate better without legs. And I like my victims or girlfriends is, is, you call them, I call them, I like them not to have legs too. And furthermore, I think would make my penis look bigger if I didn't have legs, all things being relative.
1:01:41🔗
Adam
Yeah, I could say, I could say they hang down, my nuts hang down lower than my legs, I wouldn't be lying. Alright, listen, I think this is fine, you guys, you guys will work it out. I mean, why, why is this so sad? I mean, I know it's sad, but what I mean is, is you found each other.
1:02:30🔗
Adam
I didn't know what the hell I was doing at 16. Thank God I didn't get laid until I was 29. All right. Murray, you're fine. I mean, relatively, this guy's great. You guys have just figured out together. It's all right. Okay.
1:02:45🔗
Adam
Read, get that Kama Sutra book and see what positions they got there that don't seem to be leg intensive.
1:02:55🔗
All right, bye.
1:02:57🔗
Adam
Jesus Christ. My sister stabbed me in the crocheting needle. I've still not forgiven her. If she'd taken my legs, that would have been it.
1:03:08🔗
Adam
But here's the deal. If you were going to call a radio station and make up a story about why you got your legs amputated.
1:03:21🔗
Adam
You would have said a car accident. Motorcycle. Motorcycle accident. Your brother ramping a jump rope around your knees while you were sleeping at your aunt's house is not the story you would go with. So there's got to be truth there.
1:03:36🔗
Drew
But what I'm thinking is that's the story she was told. Something worse happened to her, something weird.
1:03:54🔗
Adam
So she found the guy, Dayquil, to be fair. And she found a guy good. They can work it out.
1:04:05🔗
Hello.
1:04:06🔗
Caller
Hey. Yeah. I pleasure myself by kind of sticking things up my pie hole, so to speak. Pie hole. Yeah.
1:05:13🔗
Caller
And then I hold on to the shower curtain to stable myself. And I go up and down on the plunger.
1:05:39🔗
Adam
It was a broom? Oh, boy. Okay. But listen, isn't that just sort of Darwin taking out the garbage when someone dies by shoving a broom up their ass?
1:06:13🔗
Drew
Yeah. Well, anyone who wants to see stuff like this, spend an evening in an emergency room, somebody will walk in with a story like that.
1:06:21🔗
Adam
Really? Listen, I'll go. I'll spend a Friday night at the emergency room, but so help me, Christ, if no one comes in there with something up their ass, I'm going to come gunning for you.
1:06:36🔗
Drew
They sat on it. Right. Jared sat down. I never thought about them actually willfully sitting on it. Maybe that's what they were doing.
1:06:56🔗
Adam
Yeah. It hurts, doesn't it? I'm just hearing about it. The good news is he was probably making it up. Oh, really?
1:07:21🔗
Adam
Hey, listen, I didn't either. That was five years ago. We will get back with some more palatable calls after this. Hey.
1:07:44🔗
Drew
Well, listen, I liked you and Presley, and she's coming up next, and we had a nice time with her. Even though you insulted her, I think she redeemed your respect.
1:07:51🔗
Adam
I love that little girl. That's Jamie Presley, by the way. Tom Cantz. And Alex? Yeah. You're 15?
1:08:01🔗
Caller
I've been having a relationship with my girlfriend for about a year now, and about two weeks ago before she moved away to Illinois, we had sex, and I guess something went wrong, and she called me two days ago.
1:08:25🔗
Drew
Well, how did you not know it broke when you were having sex? Did you take the condom off?
1:08:32🔗
Best Of
But normally, like if you take the condom off and it's broken, the semen would have fallen out of it, or there wouldn't have been anything in it. How can you not tell?
1:08:39🔗
Caller
I don't know. I don't know. Like when I ripped the semen, it may have nicked a little in the condom, I guess.
1:10:10🔗
Caller
No. I was adopted, so I don't really know, like, what my heritage is or whatever. I'm thinking German or...
1:10:17🔗
Adam
Fair enough. Fair enough. Yeah. All right, so do you want to be out of the relationship? I mean, I don't understand. I know we're not talking about pregnancy right now, but she moved away to Illinois, right?
1:10:30🔗
Adam
And it doesn't seem like there's going to be any way to continue the relationship, you being in San Francisco.
1:10:36🔗
Adam
And is she a little bit nutty? Do you think this is the kind of thing she may be making up?
1:10:47🔗
Caller
She... We didn't really talk about it that much. She said she had to talk to her parents and tell them, and I was like, Oh, God, I had to tell my parents too, and I got told the man.
1:10:58🔗
Best Of
I think, quite frankly, if you guys were adult enough to have sex and if the condom did, in fact, break, then you need to be man enough to go to wherever it is she is and talk to her and her parents and discuss what needs to go on.
1:11:10🔗
Best Of
You know what? You got to tell your parents. Get a job. If you're having a child, you're going to have to do that anyway. Yeah.
1:11:23🔗
Adam
Okay, but hold on. He's 15. He's in Frisco. She's in Chicago somewhere. And this is going to be tough. I mean, he may not have the resources to get out there. I think he needs to talk to her about what her plan is. I mean, she could be having an abortion. She could give the child up for adoption. There's other alternatives here.
1:11:45🔗
Drew
It makes sense to give the child up for adoption. That would be a very courageous and reasonable thing to do on behalf of the child. We'll give you the Planned Parenthood phone number if you want to talk to somebody. It's 1-800-230-PLAN, P-L-A-N, 2-3-0-PLAN. And then we're going to see what her parents want to do about this. I think it's great that she's telling her parents. That's a good thing. I still have my doubts, Frank, that this is his child. Awfully quick, no rupture condom. It just doesn't all really hang together for me. But be that as it may, you may have to be sporting this child. And if she does decide to keep the child, you will be obliged to support it financially.
1:12:37🔗
Caller
Yes. Last night, my boyfriend put on the condom the wrong way. And then he realized that and he took it off and put it on the right way. And then we had sex and I was wondering what the chances of me getting pregnant from that because I think a little semen got on the tip of it.
1:13:06🔗
Drew
No, no, no. Then he flipped it around. Could the tip of his penis contacting the outer surface leave some semen there?
1:13:19🔗
Caller
It's because I just got my period today and I was just wondering if there's any possibility like right now.
1:13:42🔗
Best Of
Okay. I'm going to tell you what to do. What I did, go to Planned Parenthood. I was 14 and I went and not even because I was having sex, I just the thought of having a child at that age made me cringe and if I did want to have sex.
1:13:55🔗
Best Of
No, I had had sex, but I went away to Japan. Right. When I was there, a lot of us girls, I didn't have sex while I was there.
1:14:02🔗
Best Of
I was 15, I'm sorry. We, because of the time change and the whole thing, a lot of us didn't have our periods for months while we were there.
1:14:10🔗
Best Of
Yeah. I wasn't having sex or anything, so when I came back, just because it scared me so bad, I went and put myself on the pill at Planned Parenthood.
1:14:19🔗
Best Of
Yeah. No, I actually started. I gained weight when I went over there because I ate, so I love the food.
1:14:29🔗
Best Of
I've been an old soul since the day I was born. I was good. I went, had an apartment with a girlfriend. It was from Georgia. We both worked with the same agency.
1:14:39🔗
Best Of
I lived on my own since I was 15. My parents went through a divorce after 21 years when I was 14, and my mother and I moved to California because I was modeling and flying back and forth so much. I'm from a small town, and it was easier. I ended up going to Japan and I went to Italy and lived there when I was 19.
1:14:59🔗
Best Of
You know what? The last 12 years of it were not... My mother married when she was 18. Back in the day, you just do that. They did that and they didn't know any better. My father...
1:15:17🔗
Adam
I couldn't imagine... I mean, like, I was nervous about slumber parties at 15, down the street kind of thing. I couldn't imagine going to Japan at 15.
1:15:30🔗
Best Of
I got up and took the train every day to work, and it was like I was an adult. I just did what I had to do. I went and worked and came back and went to the grocery store and lived like a normal adult would at 15. Learned how to speak Japanese, did the whole thing.
1:15:43🔗
Adam
What about education? I mean, not that I got any when I was in high school. And I'm sure you were getting more education than anybody who was at school in school.
1:15:56🔗
Best Of
What happened was because I was emancipated. And we did that, but I wasn't divorcing my parents in any way. We did that so that I could go to Japan because we thought at the time we were told that I couldn't go alone at 15 unless I was emancipated. So we did that and then we found out I didn't need to be. But it ended up helping me out in the end anyway because I lived on my own. However, I came back, went into independent studies because I went during the second semester of my sophomore year in high school. Went into independent studies, did it until I was a junior in high school, asked my English teacher who was a good friend of mine, how long is it going to be until I graduate? Because you can only do one class at the time and each class took a minimum of six weeks. She said 19 possibly and I said, okay, I'm out. And I went to college and my major was sports medicine, fitness specialist with a dance minor and I didn't get to finish.
1:16:42🔗
Adam
How cool are you though coming back from Japan in the 11th grade and hey kids, what's up? How did the football team do?
1:16:48🔗
Best Of
I'll tell you, it was a hell of an experience, but I wouldn't have. I was like, domo arigato gozaimasu.
1:16:53🔗
Adam
I was eating blowfish and on the catwalk. What's going on over here? How did the team do?
1:16:58🔗
Best Of
I showed my age not being able to use chopsticks. That was the one thing I couldn't do.
1:17:09🔗
Adam
I did blow with the Nero on a wheelchair. What's going on? What's going on over here? How the snow dance goes? That fine without me? Did Jim look good? All right, Katie?
1:17:29🔗
Caller
Hi, I'm a dancer and I was wondering if you had been a dancer previously in your life or was it because of Jack and Jill that you dance or?
1:17:38🔗
Best Of
My mother's a dance teacher and I've been dancing for 21 years. I started when I was three and that's been my life since I was three.
1:17:51🔗
Adam
Dancing and eating, when I go into the robot, people start vomiting. So I know, I do know that it works that way.
1:18:01🔗
Caller
Well, I'm not really dancing right at the moment, but I danced for nine years of my life.
1:18:05🔗
Caller
Yeah, I love it. And I really need to get back into it. Why aren't you dancing now? Because I haven't been dancing since sixth grade when I moved up to Sacramento. I used to live down in Southern California.
1:18:26🔗
Best Of
You know what you can do? What I did when I was seven, I mean, I went to college when I was seventeen, but you can actually go if there's a junior college anywhere around, if they have a performing arts department, which the majority of the schools do, especially junior colleges, you can go and actually take classes as an as just, you go and you pay to be a student just in the classes, but it's not something that goes on your final record as a college student. You can actually just go and pay to take the classes.
1:18:54🔗
Best Of
Yeah, you should do that. That's what I did. It's a great, great experience to be there with all those great dancers. It pushes you.
1:19:35🔗
Adam
That's what I'm saying. Sometimes, they just get off the boat and they got to sweat around junior college for a year or two. Mickey?
1:19:50🔗
Caller
Thank you very much. Jamie, I just wanted to say that I love your voice and Thank you. You're super hot. I was wondering if there's any way that I can get like an autograph or anything like that.
1:20:12🔗
Best Of
But if you write to the WB, if you go online to the wb.com and go through all the shows, go to where it says Jack and Jill.
1:20:20🔗
Best Of
And you send in a request for that or you can actually write to the WB and send it to the Jack and Jill Production Office.
1:20:56🔗
Caller
I have like a keloid scar on my back and I was wondering what can I do to get rid of it?
1:21:20🔗
Drew
Some do. White people keloid, too. But sometimes with darker pigmented skin, the keloids will get even darker than your...
1:21:31🔗
Drew
They can be excised. They can be removed by a plastic surgeon. Sometimes they can inject steroids into it.
1:21:45🔗
Drew
That tends not to. Keloid is a keloid. And really, if it's a problem, they'll actually... The plastic surgeon will go back and try to take it out. The problem is obviously you can read keloid again.
1:22:04🔗
Adam
Yeah, you don't go, that big old zit. Well, this is as big as the one I had on my ass, but it was big. Thankfully, the hair has covered the one on my ass. Maybe I have to talk, maybe I said too much. All right, Jimmy Presley is our guest. I hear she's leaving after, you got to hang around one more break.
1:22:28🔗
Call 1-800-LOVE-191. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.
1:22:36🔗
Adam
For all that's said, that's over there. Bonner, 1-800-LOVE-E-191. Jimmy Presley is our guest tonight. Tom Katz.
1:22:44🔗
Adam
You know, I was picturing, I was looking at Drew in his pajama bottoms, or his, these sort of flannel sweats that Anne got us, and I'm wearing mine tonight, although I wear mine every night. He's wearing his, and it really dawned on me the state of my disheveledness. When I was leaving my house on Friday, a guy, Gary, a guy, a carpenter friend came over. I had some stuff lined up for him to do. He was, we were standing in my garage. I was kind of running late, and I said, all right, so Gary, just pull the gate shut, turn the alarm on. You know what to work. The tools are in the basement, blah, blah, blah. And I go, I'm running late for work. And he goes, you're going to work? And I go, yeah, yeah, I gotta go now. And he goes, but you're wearing your pajamas.
1:23:35🔗
Adam
Really dawn on me, though, that this, this guy was a simple man, but he wanted to know why I was going to work in my pajamas. It's different at 10.30 in the morning, too. It's like, it seems bizarre.
1:23:51🔗
Adam
Yeah, I go to the man show in my pajamas. Which is really, another thing that's funny, or maybe just to me, is I did, we shot something where I had to wear pajamas. And-
1:24:03🔗
Adam
No, I said to everybody, I go, all right, well, I'm going to go get changed back into my, and then I pause, I went, other pajamas. Then we're going to leave.
1:24:13🔗
Best Of
I have like 8 million outfits that have never been worn because I wear pajamas every day.
1:24:18🔗
Adam
Well, you know you're going to get to work, they're going to put makeup on you and hand you something to wear.
1:24:23🔗
Adam
And there's nothing worse than really getting dressed. I mean, you know, the socks and the tight pants, you know, I like to wear tight pants. Show the ladies where I'm coming from. Yeah, and my high-riding type boots that lace all the way up. And you know, my collared shirts and the whole thing with my, I wear dickies and things and ascots, you know.
1:24:43🔗
Adam
And so the thing is, there's nothing worse than getting dressed and then really getting undressed again. Might as well just, I'd like to just go to work in my comforter with an erection and drop it when I get there and put my clothes and makeup on.
1:24:58🔗
Adam
It cannot be folded. Well, it's folded like a taco shell. It can fold and you can try to straighten it out and it cracks apart like a taco shell too. Yeah, good seeing better days. Michelle? Hello? Michael. Man, I'm all over the place tonight. Michael, what's up? Hey Jamie.
1:25:18🔗
Caller
Good. Dr. Drew, got a question for you. Yeah. This doesn't happen all too often, but after I urinate, when I'm all finished, sometimes I get a shooting pain between, I guess, in the area between my anus and my testicle.
1:25:42🔗
Caller
It's actually technically been going on, I think, you know, for a couple of years, but it only happens like once every maybe month or two.
1:25:54🔗
Drew
Yeah, it can be caused from prostate irritation. He might have other sort of urethral irritation, but it's been going on a long time. It's probably not any sort of infectious problem. Just one of those things some guys get.
1:26:29🔗
Drew
Not worry about it. Drink lots of fluid, pee frequently, don't hold your urine for long periods of time.
1:27:15🔗
Drew
Do you have like an anxiety problem where when you get in social situations, you're sort of overwhelmingly uncomfortable and anxious?
1:27:22🔗
Drew
Well, there's something called social anxiety disorder, social phobia that can be treated. You might want to see someone about that, make it so it's more comfortable for you to go amongst people so you can actually meet someone and maybe have some sort of relationship.
1:27:46🔗
Adam
Yeah, 90% benzoyl peroxide on the hardening, the catalyst, yeah? Yeah, I used that on my zit once. Hey, you see, you work around, you go outside, you live on your own?
1:28:00🔗
Best Of
And in order to get laid, though, you have to actually go out and meet people. So I think the best thing in the world is to go and speak with someone, a psychiatrist or a psychologist.
1:28:21🔗
Drew
You can start with a regular doctor, but a psychiatrist would be the ideal person to see, because there's good medication for social phobia now.
1:28:40🔗
Best Of
Nine times out of ten, you hear that they're the ones always getting laid, not necessarily by the best winners in the world, but you know...
1:28:49🔗
Best Of
You think of the stereotypical hot mechanic working on a car, you know what I mean?
1:28:56🔗
Adam
Yeah, let me tell you, the body shop dudes, that's a different breed of cat over there. Think about that gig, by the way, just in a spray booth all day, masking off cars, wets, you know, just pretty much prepping and spraying all day, all that Bondo, all that toxic material.
1:29:21🔗
Best Of
I'm doing pretty good, thanks. My problem... Well, actually, hold on just a second here. Dr. Drew, you are the smartest, most ma... Well, not magnificent, but...
1:29:32🔗
Drew
You tell us next week he's a liar, so what does he care? What do you care what he says?
1:29:38🔗
Best Of
Well, well, I'm a comp... I don't know about compulsive liar, but sometimes like...
1:29:47🔗
Best Of
Yeah, I wasn't sitting there, though. But, I mean, you know, people will ask me, like, what's going on over the day, and I'll just... Well, I mean, just about routine things. I just lie.
1:30:03🔗
Best Of
Sometimes, sometimes I just make up things that never happened, but usually it's just like, you know, to make a story better.
1:30:10🔗
Best Of
I think a lot of people do that. That's just exaggerating. That's not necessarily compulsive lying.
1:30:17🔗
Best Of
Well, I mean, I don't know. My friend could come over and ask me, you know, hey, what'd you do today, Brian? And I'll be like, you know, even though nothing happened or I just played tennis or something like that, I'll be like, or maybe here's a good idea. Like I played tennis and I lost, but I'll tell her I played tennis and I won. You know what I mean? And I'll make up a completely different story. Yeah.
1:30:42🔗
Best Of
It's like, I don't know. It's like, I just don't want to. It's like, I don't like the way that, like, it's just boring, you know?
1:31:01🔗
Adam
It's a way of keeping a distance from people because they never really know what the truth is about you.
1:31:11🔗
Adam
And I think it's a way of manipulating people in your own quiet way. Because you're sort of pulling one over on them. I mean, you're kind of controlling them in a way because you're feeding them false information that they're believing. So it's a way to keep a distance and sort of control them in a way.
1:31:29🔗
Best Of
Right. Like, yeah, usually, I mean, I don't know. It's and I don't even know why I do it. I mean, well, mostly the question is how can like not just what can I do to stop it? But I mean, it's like it's not I mean, if I could just stop it and say like, hey, you know, don't lie, I would. But I mean, it's out of my mouth before I even know I'm doing it.
1:31:48🔗
Best Of
Then think before you speak. And I have a question. When you tell this girl, yeah, I want it tennis, even though you didn't. Do you think that's changing? You think if you said I didn't win, that it would change your perception of you?
1:32:34🔗
Adam
Did you notice that when he... Whenever somebody poses the question that way, they go, you want to know why? Or do you want to know what my bet is?
1:33:01🔗
Loveline will be right back.
1:33:06🔗
Adam
Well, that about does it for the Best of Loveline. But you'll definitely want to tune in tomorrow night when we have on the Best of Loveline, Jeremy McGrath, the Michael Jordan of Supercross. Right. That's right. This guy is amazing. Lincoln Park, Kathy Griffin and...
1:33:29🔗
This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins-Ingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.