1:12🔗
Drew
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew. Forget about the phone number. This is what you call a best of show.
1:23🔗
Drew
That's right. I mean, we're here right now, but that's just to record this crap and then we're gone. It's gone with the wind. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist. I know a lot of people say, it's a best of show, it's a rerun. Let's turn it off right now.
1:51🔗
Drew
And that would be a good year for us here on Loveline. Let's be honest. We don't get A-class celebrities on this show. So the point is, is you get to hear both these guys.
2:01🔗
Drew
Tony Hawk is our guest tonight, the world's greatest skateboarder. He is here talking about Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, also Occupation Skateboarder, which is a book, which is out. And the book, pardon me, the movie, Adrenaline Theater Presents the End, which is the skateboard part of the series of what you call sort of extreme filmmaking.
2:24🔗
Action sports.
2:26🔗
Don't say the E word.
2:27🔗
Drew
Oh, I'm sorry. X stream or something. Action sports. We're just talking during the break about games played in the school yard and growing up and like I'm talking about grade school and junior high. Most of the games revolved around hitting guys with utility balls. I mean, that was the whole thing. The idea was that hit somebody with a ball, be in there, knock them out. And we were talking about playing a game called Smear the Queer, which I don't know if that game goes on anymore in school yards, but it's like...
3:01🔗
It's probably like Fight Club now.
3:03🔗
There's this underground movement of Smear the Queer, but no one's really allowed to do it.
3:06🔗
Drew
I was telling the guys, it wasn't an officially sanctioned recess game by the school. It's sort of a, you know, the cockfighting of school yard games. We'd have these little games. You played against a backboard on like a handball court and you throw a tennis ball and whoever it bounced off and whoever dropped it had to make it back to the board before everyone beat the crap out of them. Or while everyone was beating the crap out of it. I did it once and I dropped the ball intentionally. Instead of running to the board to safety, I ran the exact opposite way and then I had 20 kids chase me, like at the end of Benny Hill, through an entire school yard. And everything was going great. I mean, I was out juking every one of these 6th graders. I was moving and doing all my great moves. And everything was going great. And I was running full blast. And I ran past a guy by the name of Mike Brown. I'll never forget Mike Brown. And I didn't think Mike Brown was involved with the game because Mike was not one of the people chasing me. But Mike was smart. Mike stopped and doubled back. And as I ran past Mike Brown, Mike socked me right in the solar plexus about as hard as he could while I was running full speed. I stumbled about 3 more steps and then went down on my face. And I was writhing in pain. And you know what I love about kids? It's like everyone stopped. And I was like, there's a beat of like, I think he's really hurt. And then it was, get him. Get him. And I was like, hey, by law. People are like, hey, sorry, man. It's like, we don't want to have to beat the crap out of you while you're lying on the asphalt, holding your midsection. But rules are rules. I mean, what are you going to do?
4:48🔗
If you're still breathing, then it's fair game.
4:50🔗
Drew
Yeah. I mean, if word gets out, that we let you live. And I think that's when I used one of my I'm serious calls, which is what you could do when you're a kid and someone was really screwing with you or you're really hurt. Like the time I was rolled up in a carpet, I got, I let myself be rolled up in a piece of carpet. So there was like six foot of carpet in front of me and six foot of carpet behind me. My hands were at my side and I got rolled up in the middle of it and then people were like stomping on it and kicking it and I was like yelling let me out and people were laughing and at a certain point if you say it with the right pitch, if you go, I'm serious, then you'll hear the guys, hey he's serious, let him out, let him out.
5:34🔗
There's always the kid that cried wolf.
5:36🔗
Drew
Right, well you can't use too many of those I'm serious calls. We get one per like semester or something like that depending on the crowd you run with. But I always thought and I've talked to Drew about this before, I always wish as an adult I had a handful of those.
5:55🔗
I really heard I'm serious.
5:57🔗
I'm serious.
5:59🔗
She's going, I know I won't break up with you.
6:00🔗
Drew
Things just aren't working out, I'm seeing somebody else and you're like, but I'm serious.
6:10🔗
Drew
We'll stay together. Yeah. I mean, as an adult, you should really, when you leave high school, you should get like three, I'm serious is just to take with you. And I'd say, like I said, getting canned from a job or having a girl dump you, just use them at your own discretion. Oh, it'd be nice. With the police. With the police. Police pull you over, you know, your shoulders dislocated, they're beating you with a baton. You yell, Rodney King could have yelled, I'm serious. Halfway into that beating, it would have been fine. No more trouble. All right. Jamie?
6:42🔗
Hey, what's up, guys?
6:45🔗
Well, basically, I'm attracted to all overweight guys.
6:51🔗
And all my friends are like, why, you know?
6:56🔗
No. Overweight guys.
6:58🔗
But are they older?
6:59🔗
Um, somewhat, but not really too bad.
7:02🔗
That's all right.
7:04🔗
I would say between my age to about 22.
7:09🔗
Yeah.
7:10🔗
Oh, boy. That's older.
7:27🔗
Drew
You know, here's... Let me explain who those... Those are guys who get what they can get.
7:35🔗
They have magazines devoted to that fetish.
7:37🔗
Drew
I don't trust those guys. I really don't. I prefer not to talk about them or acknowledge their existence. Jamie?
7:42🔗
Yeah?
7:42🔗
Drew
It sends a dangerous message to the young women of the community, which is they don't have to starve themselves and work out like freaks. Jamie?
7:51🔗
Yeah?
7:53🔗
No, I'm not. Well, I don't think so. I don't know.
8:00🔗
I'm 5'2.
8:01🔗
Drew
5'2, and what are you tipping the scales at? 130. Let me do some quick radio math. Why don't you say 5'2, 130? You're overweight. Carry the four, bring the five. I got 5'3, and 142.
8:19🔗
No, I don't think so.
8:20🔗
Drew
I did the radio math. You can't argue with that. So, you're a little bit husky, but certainly wouldn't call you fat by any stretch of the imagination, right?
8:33🔗
I'd say about 200 to 300 pounds.
8:39🔗
It depends on the guy, too.
8:49🔗
There's not really any fat guys that are famous that I really like.
8:58🔗
I don't know who that is.
9:02🔗
Drew
We got to make sure and tell John that next time he comes on the show so we can kill himself.
9:11🔗
Um, eww, that's disgusting, no.
9:15🔗
Drew
What's disgusting? Well, no, no, I don't mean a dead guy, but we're talking about big guys? Yeah, but I'm trying to think of some guys. How about like Drew Carey?
9:25🔗
Yeah.
9:27🔗
Yeah.
9:31🔗
He's not huge, though.
9:37🔗
Is it because they're less of a threat? Because what? No, no. They're less of a threat? No?
9:47🔗
Adam
They're easier. No, I think it's a fetish thing. That's why I'm curious to see if it would change to something else as she got older.
9:55🔗
Because my friends criticize me for it. They're like, what? You like him?
9:59🔗
Drew
Yeah. Listen, this is a great thing. It means you're, I don't know what it means. It's fine. You're all right, Jamie. Okay. Good. Thank you. Enjoy your big love. You just get on top. That's all. Mike?
10:15🔗
Drew
You're 19. I don't know if we've ever had that proclamation from a young lady on this show, have we, or declaration? I hope not. What's up there, Mike?
10:32🔗
Caller
Is there something we can do to get rid of them, like a soap or a hair follicle cream or whatever?
11:09🔗
Drew
Drew, I know we just talked about this, but as you know, I give my sack a full combing over.
11:17🔗
Drew
Probably once or twice a week, and then I even hold the flashlight up to it underneath and turn the lights off so I can see through it. And I miss my balls.
11:27🔗
Drew
Yeah, it's nice. And it's warm. It's kind of tingly. It feels good. Now, get those little white things on there. Some of them just pop like butter. And some are like rocks.
12:06🔗
Drew
It's just a hard little... It looks like a very small little white head. There's no zit to it. There's no red body to it.
12:30🔗
Drew
No, it's not... I know you've talked about that. You scoop them out with a little melon baller.
12:41🔗
Adam
Let me finish with Mike. Mike needs more hygiene. More dryness, so more antibacterial soap. All right.
12:50🔗
Drew
Here's what I'm talking about, Drew. Just one more time. You got the scrotum sack, right?
13:01🔗
Drew
And you'll get a little... You don't even want to call them zits because they're not really zits. You just get a little white heads on there every once in a while.
13:13🔗
You should get one of those strips that you put on your nose.
13:16🔗
Just get a few of those.
13:17🔗
Drew
Have the neighbors call the cops when I rip it off and scream at the top of my lungs? I like that.
13:24🔗
Drew
Maybe I'll start with one of those breathe-right strips on there just to hold my sack open. Like the wings of a flying squirrel. All right. So you get the little ones. It's just a little like the ball and a ballpoint pen. That is the literal size of it. And you can just sort of pop them with your fingernail. But once in a while you run into one and it's just hard. It's just like a little rock and it ain't moving.
13:51🔗
It's been left alone too long.
14:00🔗
Adam
We have to do another another scrotal examination. I didn't even notice your scrotal when we were down there.
14:05🔗
Drew
Drew, you know why you don't know in my story? It hangs so low you don't see where it ends. It just looks like a flap of skin.
14:14🔗
Drew
That's right. And for my next trick, it drew, oh Jesus Christ. I just dumped acid all over my penis. Yeah, that was Drew examining my penis. He thought I had, what did you think I had? Warts? Yeah. It turns out I won $100 from it.
14:29🔗
Warts are different than lusca metastasis? Yeah.
14:32🔗
Drew
Yeah. You want to lose another 100, I'll send you back down below for your life. Easy money for me. I should tour the country asking doctors for $100 to look at my penis. What do you think the last time a doctor lost 100 bucks looking at someone's Johnson? Do you know what I'm saying?
14:53🔗
Adam
I didn't pay to look. I bet you there was something on it, which I still believe there had been.
14:56🔗
Drew
Drew bet there was something on my penis. He bet me 100 bucks. He found nothing. It was like the purest driven snow, like the camp of a mountain in Alaska.
15:07🔗
Was that live right here?
15:14🔗
This is a part from that.
15:16🔗
Suspicious.
15:19🔗
Drew
How dare you? Suspicious. Let me tell you what suspicious is. Drew thought he was going to lose 100 bucks. So we thought he'd plant a little seed in the jurors' minds. Suspicious. Suspicious. Joe? Hello? You're 16. What's up?
15:38🔗
Caller
Well, I was going out with this girl for a while and everything was fine, you know, lovey-dovey. But then she said that her feelings were like growing. And then ever since then, I just kind of, my feeling, hers got higher and then mine got lower. And that's been pretty much how it is with most of my other girlfriends.
15:58🔗
Adam
So you're just not ready for any kind of intimate relationship right now, right? Are you afraid that it's going to, you're going to be vulnerable? Are you going to hurt somebody or is it more than you want?
16:10🔗
Caller
I don't know, because I would like to, I wish I could, you know, still enjoy being with them, but then once I hear that, it's, they get more and more annoying.
16:31🔗
Drew
A lot of guys are that way. But here's the deal. You're aware of it, you're thinking about it, you're talking about it. So by the time you're 55, 60, it won't be a problem. Just I'm serious. Doesn't he sound like Be Real from Cypress Hill, by the way, Drew?
16:46🔗
Drew
Yeah, that was his voice. Here's the deal. A lot of guys have this gene, and especially at 16, and if you're asking questions and talking about it and realizing it may be a problem at 16, you'll be fine. You go through a few more years of this. Good, so you don't get married at 18 or 19. Smart, keeps you out of trouble. In a way, I think this is a good quality.
17:12🔗
Drew
I think the reason most guys have this is for just that. Then there are the guys who meet a chick in the 8th grade, date her for three years, and marry her at 17. How smart are those guys? And where was their little protective coating? That's right, this is B-Real. Maria?
17:36🔗
Caller
Hello? Hi, yeah, I'm not really concerned about, what is it, relapse. My question was more towards, well, I've been sober for a year now, and I work with adolescents as a counselor. And my question was, if you find out your child is using or doing drugs or whatever, do you suggest you, like, have them, relate to them with your own experience?
18:07🔗
Caller
Well, Or just avoid it and tell them, like, the truth about drugs and what they lead to?
18:13🔗
Adam
It's, if you're an addict and in recovery, you really can't avoid talking about it, right? And so you need to talk about the consequences, and you need to talk about the solutions.
18:24🔗
Caller
Well, yeah, I know, like, when I'm, I'm the counselor there and I speak to the other people there, I relate with my own experience, but I'm saying as an adult, as a parent.
18:36🔗
Are you a parent?
18:38🔗
Adam
But the point is, when you're a parent and you're in recovery, you're going to meetings every night, you're having sponsors you're talking to, and the child sees the, you know, the relationship you have with the recovering community.
18:48🔗
Adam
Yeah, you gotta talk about it. If not, you're talking to them about what you did do is issuing a license for them to do the same.
19:16🔗
Are you guys in recovery for that now?
19:25🔗
Deal with the fact that I am gay.
19:34🔗
Caller
I've been going out with this guy for three months. And I found out that I was pregnant and we decided that we weren't going to really see each other anymore. And I told him about it and he seemed really interested to help me and everything. And he wanted to know everything. He wanted to like go to the doctor with me. And then I was supposed to call him back and he never returned my call. And I'm just wondering if he's avoiding me.
20:04🔗
Caller
I don't know. I just took the test yesterday. And I found out that I was. And he wanted me to tell him. He's like, yeah, I talked to him today and we talked for a long time.
20:16🔗
Drew
Well, here's the story. I dated a guy for three months. And then I told him I was pregnant. And at first, he was into it. I mean, he was going to the doctor with me.
20:28🔗
Drew
Oh, he was breaking up. Okay. But he was into it. They were going to the doctor's together. I thought the kid was four.
20:36🔗
Drew
Well, yesterday is when I found out I was pregnant. I was thinking, like, I had a whole musical montage in my head of the calendar pages blowing in the wind, them being at the doctor, her getting the angiogram or the ultrasound, them looking at it, them picking out wallpaper for the nursery. It was a whole, it was really a theater of the mind. And it turned out to probably yesterday in the evening. About 8.30 yesterday night, I found out I was pregnant. How did it work though that he was all into it?
21:15🔗
Caller
If you don't feel that you're into this, let me know because I don't want to be going with you down the long haul and you leave me.
21:29🔗
Caller
No, we'll decide everything together. And then he told me to call him back. And I called him back.
21:58🔗
Can you just run that the whole show?
22:04🔗
Drew
Give me a list, if it's a boy, of some possible occupations you might like to see. I'm just curious. I mean, different jobs, different things, you want to go to college, you know, different things like that.
22:48🔗
Drew
All right, all right. So now, you were... I'm sorry, Drew was distracting me. I didn't hear every syllable that came out of your mouth. But, you know, I do have the, you know, sort of a general template of your problem. I figured you would. Yeah. We'll be back with more of The Fabulous Show after this.
23:07🔗
Hello, who is this?
23:18🔗
Drew
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew, this is the best of Loveline, and please enjoy Stained. John, Old School Aaron, and Mike are all here from Stained. What were you talking about, talking about? Where we are, did we leave off somewhere?
23:45🔗
Drew
All right, the end. All right. Don't want to hear about my buddy Chris. I don't want to hear you passing out on the border.
24:00🔗
Drew
Yeah, I have urinated and vomited in an ice maker, and I hope to complete the trifecta. I'm just taking a dump at the number two.
24:11🔗
Drew
That would be good. Yeah, the ice maker was in Tijuana, and the ice maker I urinated into was like somewhere in Irvine or something at some K-Rock event.
24:30🔗
Drew
What happens is, is you check in to a hotel in some city you've never been in before, in some hotel you've never been in before, you run up, throw your bags down and then run back to meet the bus and you go to the gig. Then you get hammered. Then you come back that night.
24:44🔗
Write it on your key.
24:46🔗
Drew
Right. They don't put the room number on the key anymore. And when you got to take a bad whiz, you will set that clock. Your bladder is like a time bomb. And you get in the elevator and the door is closed. It's like this.
25:08🔗
Drew
Right. And if the hotel was 10 miles further away, you would set the clock for eight minutes.
25:15🔗
Drew
Totally. But now you've set it for one minute. And the door is open and it's on the ninth floor and you go to what you think is your room and it's in three, two, one. Key doesn't work.
25:26🔗
You got 10 seconds to make a quick decision.
25:38🔗
Drew
No, right in the middle of a hotel, like the ninth floor. Couldn't find anything. All I could find was the ice maker.
25:58🔗
Drew
The vomit was right into the ice. That was a puke slushy. Because that was the old kind. Remember the ones that were slanted and you'd slide the door?
26:08🔗
Drew
Heaved right into that. That was in TJ. That was a place called Margarita's Village where they would force you to drink. Force you.
26:18🔗
Drew
They'd come up behind you, they'd do one of those slammers, they'd throw it down your throat and they'd just scramble your brain by shaking your head as hard as they could.
26:32🔗
Drew
That's the way it worked. And if you've been drinking all night and you get your head scrambled, well, I can't be the first guy vomited into that ice machine, I'm sure.
26:57🔗
Caller
I don't ever take the chance, though. I build a bridge like you wouldn't believe. I will wrap that thing three, four times so that there is no skin touching any porcelain.
27:21🔗
I avoid the trough.
27:27🔗
Caller
Because I put those little seat covers on, but sometimes you sit down and it goes in the toilet.
27:35🔗
Adam
Think about how everyone uses public restrooms. Don't you think if there was something you were going to catch that there would be an awful lot talked about and that you'd hear about people catching things?
27:56🔗
Adam
I mean, you want to use proper hygiene because if people didn't, then we would have a public health problem.
28:01🔗
Drew
But don't you want to be a giver? Like see, I go in with a more aggressive attitude. I'm like, I'm not going to use the ass liner because I want to give someone what I got.
28:18🔗
Caller
You know, you got to realize too, we live on a bus. You can't go to the bathroom on the bus. They stop at a truck stop and you're just running for the bathroom.
28:41🔗
Caller
You know, in a public bathroom, you're like on there, done as fast as you can and out. And he's chilling.
28:53🔗
Drew
But you know, I also, like I've talked to a lot of people that made it through like 12 years of public education, never took one, number two. Never sat down once.
29:05🔗
Drew
Right. And most guys can do that. But if you're a trucker, you're spreading your fecal matter all the way across the country. You're leaving a trail of Duke and you're used to it. And I think these guys get over it. I think they become like, you know, basically what, you know, like any job where you go, Jesus Christ, how could you do that? You got a guy filming you while you're getting this guy in the ass. Ah, you get used to it. It's a gig. Crapping comes with the territory there when you're a trucker. Megan? Yeah. Yeah, you're fine.
29:36🔗
Thanks a lot.
29:38🔗
Bye.
29:45🔗
Caller
About this much and you start from the back and you go to the front like that. And then you take one about this big and lay it across the front. Another one about this big, lay it there.
29:57🔗
Caller
Build a bridge. There's no porcelain showing when I sit down. I'm sitting on toilet paper.
30:06🔗
Drew
What if you have the seat... Then you hover. What if you have the seat liner available? We just use the seat liner?
30:10🔗
Caller
The seat liner, there's one on forwards, there's one on backwards, and then there's another one on forwards.
30:25🔗
Drew
Really? I'll tell you what, I'm not real proud of this, but you know what I've done? I swear to Christ, I have gotten up above the toilet, put my hands on the stall walls, and dropped one down from about five feet. You guys ever do that? Come on, really?
31:05🔗
Chrissy?
31:08🔗
Caller
I was wondering why I can't orgasm after I've been using a dildo a couple of times that my boyfriend bought me.
32:46🔗
Drew
I see. That ain't doing it? Mm-mm. What if he took the vibrator and put it up his ass when he was doing oral? I'm no doctor, but doesn't that work?
33:05🔗
Drew
Yeah. I mean, it may be a 7.0 in his ass, but at least be a tremor in his tongue. It would send some shock waves.
33:21🔗
Yes.
33:32🔗
Caller
Okay. I had sex with this guy, maybe about two weeks ago, and then two days later, I got really irritated around my vagina. We didn't use protection and he didn't come at me. He pulled out and I got really irritated.
34:07🔗
Caller
Anyway, yeah. And so then I had my period and then I got off and I thought everything was cool, but it just recently came back again.
34:18🔗
Adam
All right. So it could be yeast, right? You've had a yeast infection before? No. Okay. Well, that's it. Anything that sort of changes the environment in the vagina can potentially precipitate a yeast infection. So you can get some of the over-the-counter medication for yeast. Like, you know, there's all kinds of stuff. Now the monistat cream kind of loatrim and that kind of thing. Try that. If that doesn't clear this up, then you got to see a gynecologist or a doctor because this could be an infection from having had unprotected sex.
35:15🔗
What is it?
35:17🔗
Drew
What do you do? Come on. I'm not going to say. What kind of work is it? Tell us what kind of work it is.
35:29🔗
Drew
You're quite a delight. I hope your vagina falls off. Jesus Christ. I hate our callers. I really do. I know there's a lot of people who do a radio show and they go, listen, the show's about you. Without you, we couldn't do what we do.
35:53🔗
Drew
Yeah. You could drive in circles around the block. We could shut down the phones and I could really just talk turkey about Tijuana.
36:05🔗
Drew
Why my goddamn garbage man has to show up before 7? Before 7? Why does he need to be there? The crack at goddamn Don. They tell you to get it out by 7. Yeah. Yeah. I could really do a few hours on just that. And what I deserve out of life. Kaz?
36:19🔗
Yeah.
36:20🔗
Caller
Yeah. What's up? Let me first say I've been listening since the Ricky Rackman days and I've called the show actually about six times. And the guy that took my call tonight is the best phone screener you guys have ever had. Wow.
36:36🔗
Drew
Yeah. He's our new phone screener. Wow. He's giddy over there. Nice. He's brand new. What was good about him?
36:46🔗
Caller
I don't know who it is, but the woman who usually took my call. I mean, I've probably called the show 12 or 13 times, but only gotten through 6 times because, I mean, she'd always just say my question wasn't good enough and kick me off.
37:13🔗
Caller
And I heard how, let me see, I believe it was your tour either last summer or something that you guys were covering Sober by Tool. Yeah. And I was wondering if you're going to release that on any album or a recorded version of that.
37:30🔗
Caller
That was just kind of something that we did for something in the Hole to do for the tour. You know what it was?
37:36🔗
We didn't have enough songs.
37:58🔗
Caller
No, because that's the thing. I wanted to go out and catch them, but I was never able to. So I just wanted to hear Stain's take on it.
38:05🔗
Caller
Well, the last thing in the world I want to do is plug Napster, but I'm sure you can find it on there.
38:14🔗
Drew
I don't call back, though, right? We will take ourselves a little break. Stain is our guest.
38:35🔗
Drew
It's Loveline. Drew, Adam, Stain is here tonight. We're going to hear something off Break the Cycle, and this one is called Outside.
43:42🔗
Drew
The guys had a truckload of sushi dropped off here, so the band is busy devouring that. We will take ourselves another call.
44:08🔗
Caller
What's up, man? Right on. I just want to say that a couple of weeks ago, I was running around the house naked with my wife. Excellent.
44:36🔗
Caller
Well, she didn't close the door completely on it, but she closed it enough to where, you know, I felt it very well.
44:41🔗
Adam
Were you like playing peek around the corner? What were you doing with your, with your Johnson?
44:57🔗
Drew
Maybe she wasn't playing. She could have been running for her life. She's got a battering ram. He's coming up behind her. She's just scared for her life.
45:14🔗
Caller
Well, yes, I can have an erection. I just can't. I mean, I get to the point, I get to where I feel like I'm going to ejaculate, but I'm shooting blanks.
45:28🔗
Caller
I feel like I do, but you know, like it was when I was like 10 years old and I'd, you know, spank it and nothing would come out. It's just like that's happening again.
45:52🔗
Adam
I'm not quite... Oh yeah, but I don't understand quite why it's not coming out, frankly, but...
45:57🔗
Drew
He's gotta see an urologist, and that's... And my mom always said it, I didn't believe it right now, don't run with a boner. She always said that.
46:10🔗
Drew
Yeah, God willing, you'll put someone's eye out. She would tell me, take that boner outside.
46:19🔗
Drew
Put that boner in the house, that's right. You never run with a boner and my dad taught me when you hand somebody your boner, you always hand them balls first. You never hand a head first. These are a lot of things you don't hear about today. We'll take a break. Hello, everybody. I'm Adam. That's Drew.
46:49🔗
Drew
All right. Let's go with Moby. So this thing's getting great reviews. I don't know if we want to hear something off it.
47:01🔗
Drew
I think we're going to hear it. I'm not sure if we know what we're playing off at first.
47:06🔗
Adam
Given that Anne's husband is the record wrangler, I'm sure she's right on top of what we're supposed to play.
47:11🔗
Drew
Oh, we're going to play body rock? Oh, okay. Well, there you go. Is that queued up? All right. Well, let's hear off of play for Moby Body Rock. Not great? Just going over a little list with Moby of all the awful guests. I think we have Cowboy Junkies.
51:01🔗
Adam
I kind of like them, though, and you didn't. You were just confused with that one woman.
51:13🔗
Drew
No, just the top three. Who the hell else did I say? Blur and what was the other band? The Cardigans. Oh, man, they are frosty cold, that band. I love their music, but man, are they a pain in the ass.
51:33🔗
Drew
Less is always better because we can gang up on them. I like that. I think of performers like Roaches. You just want, would you rather have one or ten? Do you know what I'm saying?
51:45🔗
Drew
So tonight we're going single Roach with Moby. Although Moby we like. Drew was surprised that he did the TV show a couple of years ago.
51:55🔗
Drew
Because you thought it was Tuesday? He did that? All right. So we'll take some questions. We'll plug it to the record and we'll do all that stuff before the night's over. Jill?
52:06🔗
Hello?
52:08🔗
Caller
Yeah. Here's my problem. Whenever me and my boyfriend have intercourse, I have this problem where I can't get lubrication.
52:20🔗
Caller
Yeah. I mean, I'm totally into it and we go like full on, but it's just, it constantly happens.
52:32🔗
Caller
Like, maybe I'll have a little bit of lubrication, maybe 20 minutes into it and then after that it's gone. And all I get is friction.
52:40🔗
Drew
20 minutes into it. That's three, four times. What are you talking about? 20 minutes into it.
52:46🔗
Drew
Yeah, that's plenty. That's God telling you to watch TV. 20 minutes of just plain pumping?
53:17🔗
Caller
Is it presumptuous of me to say that maybe if you're interested you could always augment it with lubrication or saliva?
53:25🔗
Drew
Saliva? I like that. That's a real porn star maneuver. You know when you go to that finger lick, like when you're turning pages of a magazine? That's smooth. By the way, ladies, when you're with a guy who does that finger lick, you know he's been around the block a few times. Yeah, how about getting some of that water soluble stuff?
53:47🔗
Caller
Well, we've tried a lot of different things. We've tried KY Jelly, those fruit flavor things. For lubrication we've tried everything basically.
54:01🔗
Caller
But that's strange because a lot of the glycerin-based ones are safe, like aquaglide or lubricate. Those tend to stick around forever. Just use a little dab of it and it lasts all night.
54:19🔗
Drew
Hold on a second. Jill, when does a guy rubbing lube on his engorged schlong ruin the sexual mood? You know what I mean?
54:39🔗
Caller
No, but there's nothing wrong with you. There's nothing wrong. I mean, there's nothing inherently wrong with that.
54:43🔗
Adam
If you can't accept how your body is and then manage that as an adult, I'm not sure you're ready to have sex.
54:55🔗
Adam
It's just what your body's put together. It's working just fine. You'd like to help it out a little bit? Go right ahead. You can handle that. There's a reason. There's something else going on here.
55:03🔗
Drew
What about your car, like putting engine oil in that? Do you look at that? Sort of a cop out or a mood breaker or something like that?
55:10🔗
Drew
Is that all right or shouldn't it be able to produce its own oil somehow? You all right with that, Jill?
55:26🔗
Caller
I don't know. I mean, you know, sometimes with some people I've been with, I think, you know, fooling around with lubrication can actually be really sexy and make things even better. So maybe it's just a matter of you and your boyfriend talking about it and.
55:37🔗
Caller
Well, we talked about it. I mean, we're really open about everything. We're extremely open.
56:07🔗
Adam
Yeah. And even the fact that you're sexually active has so much heavy feeling attached. Of course, if you interrupt for a moment and sort of bring yourself into awareness, you could have overwhelming feelings. Please.
56:24🔗
Adam
Discuss this with your therapist. Even though, please do not consider Adam a role model as far as being a patient in therapy. Adam would, of course, not bring these things up. But it's a perfect environment.
56:33🔗
Drew
I don't want to burden my therapist with a bunch of heavy stuff. Why ruin his day, Drew?
56:37🔗
Adam
To discuss this kind of thing, Jill. And the fact that you're in treatment, hang in there. This will start to make sense with time.
56:53🔗
Drew
Oh, boy. Yeah, it's always something. As soon as you start getting things that don't really compute, then there's always something behind that. I was just having a funny thought, though. I was picturing myself 10 years from now hosting some sort of home improvement radio show, and some guy called in going, yeah, I got a treated bottom plate, and I'm looking to know what the layout is with the king studs, and me going, were you ever touched? I don't know why, but it's always patron on this show.
57:35🔗
Caller
My best friend is 18 years old, and he says he doesn't have wet dreams. And one of his friends told him that he maybe didn't go through puberty all the way. And he was curious if that was normal. And I'm kind of concerned.
58:23🔗
Drew
I mean, the same girl? No. I don't trust a guy who doesn't masturbate, especially an 18-year-old.
58:36🔗
Adam
I don't necessarily believe it. But of course, many medical conditions can be associated with this. Does he have otherwise normal body stature and hair growth and voice change and all that sort of thing?
58:47🔗
Yes.
58:55🔗
Adam
The last guy we had like this on the air, he turned out to be an XXY hermaphrodite, remember?
59:16🔗
Drew
Thank you. Wait a minute. Drew, didn't we just talk to this person? Drew, let's start doing your job, would you, brother?
59:27🔗
Yeah, hi.
59:33🔗
Caller
I had my first year as girlfriend this year. But we only went out for about five months, and we broke up a couple months ago. But I don't know, for some reason I'm just having trouble getting over her.
59:51🔗
Caller
See, my experience, I think that I actually heard Drew, you say this once, is it what you call the six month rule?
59:59🔗
Caller
It seems, I mean, there's actually sort of like an evolutionary psychological component to that. But I think that usually I tend to be broken up about people for about six months after the end of a relationship.
1:00:08🔗
Adam
When they study what's the average period of time it takes for them to get over a broken end of a relationship, it's about six months.
1:00:14🔗
Caller
Especially if she's your first serious girlfriend, you're going to attach a lot more importance to it than, say, when you're older and you've dated more people and you have a larger basis of comparison.
1:00:22🔗
Drew
Yeah. It gets whittled down as you go through the relationships. I mean, your first serious one can be a year and then each one after that, I think the chick takes about five weeks with her as you break up. By the time you get your 15th relationship, it's like, by the following weekend. Yeah, you're fine. Depending on how you're, you know what, you know what the main component of breaking up is, though, everybody, and it's the one we always leave out, it's how your life is going.
1:00:52🔗
Drew
I mean, listen, you break up with your girlfriend and then the next day you get a promotion or your record hits the shelves or it turns gold or the band goes here or you get the scholarship there or some uncle kicks off and leaves you as Ferrari here or something. I mean, if things are going exceptionally well for you, when you're breaking up, it takes a lot of sting off it. And if you're in the dumps, it compounds it that much more. I mean, it puts it under a magnifying glass.
1:01:22🔗
Caller
Especially if you have a lot of free time. Like there's nothing worse than having a lot of spare time and you're just sitting around and...
1:01:28🔗
Drew
Yes. I tell you, I wish my girlfriend would dump me now. I am so primed. I am ready. I got a nice car, I got a nice house. I work my ass off. People know me. I mean, I eat out for dinner every night. I'm so ready to be dumped.
1:01:44🔗
Drew
I really am. I mean, usually when I get dumped, it's like last time I really got a good dump in, I was swinging a hammer, working a miserable job, had no insurance, driving a beat up truck, living with a bunch of roommates. It was like, oh, I mean, it was like, there was a last thing I could possibly tolerate. I could handle no more pain in my life. But now, more time to fly my model airplane, right Drew? All right, are you picking a call there? Kenny? Yeah. You're 17.
1:02:35🔗
Caller
I was just about to walk my dad's husky and we, I was just about to go out front and there was a two big old moose, a mama moose and this baby moose just standing there eating my tree and it scared the crap out of me. I thought they were going to kill me when I opened the door.
1:02:49🔗
Caller
No, moose really aren't unless their babies are like when you're driving, like I went to Seward two weekends ago to go halibut fishing.
1:02:58🔗
Adam
Kenny was like, I'm a cliché Alaskan. It's like Northern exposure here talking to him.
1:03:08🔗
Caller
No, but if there's like a baby moose on one side of the street and a mother moose on the other, the mother moose will ram you because you're like knocking off its head or something or if you honk at it, shut up bud, if you honk at it, they'll come charging at you because they think it's like something bad.
1:03:25🔗
Drew
Yeah, I don't think moose are as friendly as maybe Kenny initially made them out to be.
1:03:30🔗
Caller
Well, they're not mean unless you like make them mad or something if you mess with them.
1:03:40🔗
Drew
I have to say something. Everyone does that. Listen, the animal will not attack. There's not this. There's not that. He has no hatred toward you.
1:03:50🔗
Drew
Unless. Unless what? Well, unless he thinks you're... Now, the he thinks part, the he thinks, that's the key part because you're taking a leak, but the bear thinks you're going after his cub.
1:04:04🔗
Drew
You are packing up your picnic basket, you're getting out of your car, changing a flat, you're doing whatever it is you're doing, but he thinks you're doing something else. So I don't even like to deal with the he thinks animals because they constantly misinterpret what we're trying to do as humans, which is not get involved with them. And people do that all the time. It wasn't the mountain lion's fault. He thought you were... Yeah, but I was jogging. That's what I was doing.
1:04:31🔗
Caller
Do you think that Kenny was secretly leading up to some sort of like amorous interest in the moose?
1:04:46🔗
Caller
Don't get you guys up here. I used to live in Colorado and stuff and that's how, in California. And that's how I knew your number. And I was like...
1:04:58🔗
Caller
Well, because K-WELT is like the only like rock station we got up here. And like, there's all kinds of rockers up here, so I'm sure your show will get a lot of ratings.
1:05:08🔗
Caller
Well, right now, I got a job at Subway, and uh... Jesus Christ, it's like 10 o'clock at night here, and it's like still bright as day as it would be in California.
1:05:24🔗
Caller
It's pretty good, but like, people are like, drop out of school all the time, because like...
1:05:31🔗
Caller
Everybody up here, it's like you say, Adam, is like Marilyn Manson fanatics, and they all do drugs and stuff.
1:05:43🔗
Drew
Oh, Jesus, you mentioned being that acid and waking up in Alaska. Some moose on your front yard.
1:05:50🔗
Caller
It's really nice out here, because like, you can have a house and then in your backyard, it'll be all woods, and then like during the middle of winter, it freezes and you got moose in your front yard and like...
1:06:01🔗
Drew
Hey Kenny, you know what I'm going to do though? In a couple of weeks, I'm going out there for one of those like, log cabin fishing things.
1:06:11🔗
Drew
Yes. I swear to God, all these guys I work with in about a month and a half when we're done with the show, we're going to one of those cabins.
1:06:34🔗
Drew
Yeah, you sit around and smoke pot. I don't know what you do, but your point is no one else is doing it. Yeah, no.
1:06:52🔗
Yeah?
1:06:59🔗
Caller
No, I don't. I've got a girlfriend every time I get home late from work, she thinks I'm cheating on her. Really?
1:07:06🔗
Drew
Your question here, it says, each time you come from work, the girlfriend accuses you of cheating. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what it said. Thanks for telling us about that, Joe.
1:07:18🔗
Drew
Yeah. I think it's a feeling. All right. I'm going to say either he did or his girlfriend was cheated upon on many occasions.
1:07:28🔗
Drew
Yes. Your hair's really messed up today. You come home. Your girlfriend accuses you of cheating.
1:07:43🔗
Caller
Well, I work in the computer field. And a lot of times we have to do stuff like after hours. And then I'll walk to the door. And the first thing she says is like, where have you been? And why didn't you call me?
1:08:01🔗
Caller
I don't know. Sometimes I just get caught up in what I'm doing. You know, it's not that I'm trying to be, you know, useive. It's just I get caught up in what I'm doing.
1:08:14🔗
Caller
Yeah. Well, you know, I've never cheated, but you know, she's a child of divorce and I think I think her dad like cheated on her mom.
1:08:28🔗
Caller
Yeah. But at the same time, you can be supportive. You know, if like if you recognize someone's sort of weaknesses or idiosyncrasies, you can sort of try and accommodate them, or is it?
1:08:49🔗
Adam
I'm Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew, and we're up next with one of our favorite Love Line guests. Mine anyway.
1:09:14🔗
Drew
Oh, year and 10 months. I thought year and eight months, and I did some bad math there. But wow, that's pretty good.
1:09:34🔗
Best Of
Not as often. I should live in them. I should set up a cot full-time in an AA meeting, but I don't know-
1:09:47🔗
Best Of
Yeah, I have my sponsor, but I go, if at the least I go once a week. That's the least.
1:10:03🔗
Adam
Ooh, that'd be a go for you. But I didn't realize you didn't get along with John Lovitz.
1:10:23🔗
Best Of
Yeah, he's a nice guy. He is. He's a nice guy. I ran into him recently and I apologized. He's a very nice guy. He really is.
1:10:31🔗
Drew
Seems that way. I wish he was a prick though. You could tell us a good story about him.
1:10:46🔗
Best Of
Well, Monkey Bone was like an $80 million movie. Yeah. And you know what movie did better?
1:10:53🔗
Best Of
Cirque du Soleil, the documentary, did better than Monkey Bone, which was an $80 million laugh riot with animation and effects.
1:11:19🔗
Drew
It came out a couple months back, but it just came and went. It was like a weird sort of Tim Burton kind of...
1:11:31🔗
Best Of
And also, and he could be a really nice guy. I just didn't like his vapid, empty impression of me on Saturday Night Live. I didn't like that. In fact, I just heard, I did an impression of Tom Green, but only because I was asked to. The writers came up with this thing and I did it for a second. And it was cute, but it was more like an homage. I wasn't making fun of him. It was like an homage. And I heard through the producer, because he also produced the Tom Green show, that Tom Green loved it. Loved it. He hates Saturday Night Live's impersonation of him, because it's mean-spirited and empty, and they don't put any work into it. When they do somebody, they slap a wig on, and then just do some voice. For me, it's like, oh my god, oh my god, I'm so gay. With a blonde, curly wig.
1:12:20🔗
Drew
That's pretty good. Wait a minute. Is that Chris Catan's fault, or is it the writer's fault, or is it everybody's fault? It's all the blame fall on his lap.
1:12:34🔗
Best Of
There is no blame. He just did a bad impersonation. Some people would think it was good.
1:12:39🔗
Best Of
He's a nice guy. I'm sure he's a nice guy. I would, I don't, I am not mean-spirited. I don't do that kind of humor. That Second City, you know, that, I was from Second City, but that mean-spirited Saturday Night Live making fun of people, not into it.
1:12:57🔗
Adam
Now, I know, Andy, you're not mean-spirited, but I've heard you choose a few choice words when you're singing about Chris Catan.
1:13:03🔗
Best Of
Now, because he opened the floodgate, when somebody's mean to me or crosses me, I go berserk. I wish I wouldn't. I wish I wouldn't have even given him any power whatsoever. You know, because I-
1:13:17🔗
Best Of
Monkey bones. No one even knows the title of the movie. Eighty million dollars down the drain, buddy. Thanks, Catan.
1:13:29🔗
Caller
My boyfriend and I have been going out for well over a year, and he's just- he's very sensitive, and he has a problem with premature ejaculation.
1:13:39🔗
Best Of
And this is the exact opposite problem as the other girl, right? Well, the other one, she can't even get- can't even get the guy to stick it in her. This girl, pop, I'm done, honey.
1:13:52🔗
Caller
Yeah, well, we want to know how to make it last longer, because it bothers both of us.
1:14:25🔗
Caller
He has to stop and something, you know, and then it's like, but then it's like gets really annoying for me because then I start to get off and then he stops. And I'm like, oh, so-
1:14:44🔗
Drew
Although he could be humping a hole in the piece of plywood and he'd probably go about an eight minutes. So, I mean, let's face it, Dr. Drew, you know, guy's an enemy.
1:15:04🔗
Best Of
He masturbates, right? A lot. You have to masturbate, masturbate, masturbate. Really wear it down. Get calluses on that thing.
1:15:20🔗
Adam
He needs to be responsible as sort of managing himself. Really, that's the idea. He owes that to you.
1:15:28🔗
Drew
Yeah. That's not an acceptable excuse. I'm going to come in three minutes yet. I don't feel good about masturbating. It's now his job because of this problem.
1:15:48🔗
Adam
But he's got to figure out his sort of rhythm and how, you know, he's got to unload things a little bit.
1:16:07🔗
Best Of
I really don't. We don't have time. Sometimes we have sex. I mean, hold your hands up. What's the record? How many? No, that's not five. I thought we had a record of like ten. No, we're talking about how many times a day.
1:16:46🔗
Best Of
Yeah, I can just go and go. And it is a tear because I'll tear my penis up. I mean, I will till it's bleeding.
1:17:28🔗
Best Of
Yeah, it's on Hollywood Boulevard in the Galaxy 6, where the movie theaters are on the side. But the thing is, is that they didn't say my name. It was a bunch of performance artists, and it was called like LA All-Star Performance Artists, and they didn't list our names, so not a lot of people knew.
1:17:44🔗
Caller
Yeah, because I saw you over here on some show, I think it was some other show, and I think you really freaked them out. I don't know if I could say the name of the show on here.
1:18:06🔗
Best Of
I know. There's a camera angle where I'm sure you can see my nutsack dangling down.
1:18:21🔗
Adam
I'm working for the same production company that did, the Men of Formara is the same group. It is.
1:18:27🔗
Adam
I'm going to get you over there. No, but as soon as I bring you up tomorrow, it will happen.
1:18:29🔗
Best Of
But they probably have a tape because there was a camera angle that showed your nutsack. My nutsack dangling down. And I spread, not only did I just take my pant, and I like Donnie and Marie, I grew up watching Donnie and Marie and I love them. Not only did I show her my butt, but I like spread my cheeks. Why would I do that? That is, when I look at it now, I think it's crazy.
1:18:58🔗
Best Of
I don't know, I wanted to freak her out. I'll tell you what, I used to be in love with Marie Osborne. I used to be in love with her.
1:19:06🔗
Adam
Yes. Did you ever... You ever gone to the zoo and stood around the chimpanzee cage or some of the lower primates and watched them interact with each other?
1:19:16🔗
Best Of
Watch them finger themselves? They will throw poo, they will show their butts to each other, and there are primate qualities to each of us and they tend to come out when the cameras are on on a national television show.
1:19:33🔗
Adam
And some of those old primitive feelings you had about Maria just expressed themselves.
1:19:49🔗
Best Of
No, no, no, no. On shows like this I think I would come in high. But this isn't a real show. I think I came in here with beer. You saw me drinking beer.
1:20:09🔗
Drew
I'm looking at your beautiful girlfriend over there. She's heartbroken over that comment.
1:20:20🔗
Best Of
I was hung over a lot, actually. Hung over. I wouldn't have been able to meet- what?
1:20:37🔗
Drew
Anal Andy Dick in the hizzy. Yeah, that's good. Dr. Drew, the passionate, passionate man and BJ Ace Rockolla is over here. So we'll take a little break.
1:21:13🔗
Drew
Oh, man, that is funny. That never gets old. That dude is a talent, talent with a capital T. That's talent there. Let me get that katan back on the show. Oh, by the way, Andy Dick here. Don't Blow Me Andy Dick is here. Ain't no Andy Dick.
1:21:36🔗
Drew
Is the name of the show is the Andy Dick Show, Tuesday nights, 1030 on MTV. And this is a nice opportunity, I think. I think those of us who have seen Andy doing sketch work and ensemble work and sort of in a place where Andy is free to be Andy, appreciate him more in that realm than we do in a sitcom realm. This man is a talent and needs to be cut loose.
1:22:16🔗
Drew
And that again, it'll be found on MTV. MTV is a little, because we're on MTV for a while, they move you around a little bit. I mean, they'll give you your night and then you may pop up at four in the morning on Saturday night or you may be at noon on Sunday. Now, does your show, because of content, not run during the day?
1:22:35🔗
Best Of
What they do is, there's the 1030 show, and by the way, they've pulled things three hours before we've gone to air. So we've had to satellite things, you know, that whole process. We've had to, they've had, they've pulled whole pieces because of content, even though it was going to air after 10 o'clock. But they make a G version, a G-rated version of the show before 10 o'clock. So there's some things that you might only see one time only. Before. Well, no, you'll see it one time on Tuesday at 1030. And then you'll never see it again.
1:23:14🔗
Best Of
Yeah, but they just used stock footage of me at an MTV event, actually. Just clapping my hands in the audience. Remember when they had the big puppet show?
1:23:24🔗
Best Of
And I was just, they just cut to me and Winona Ryder just clapping. And I was in the audience not knowing that they had used this stock footage. And I was watching myself and I saw myself and everyone laughed. But they were really like laughing at me. Like, look at that idiot. And then I laughed and then I went, wait a minute. And it was surreal and depressing.
1:23:57🔗
Best Of
You'll only see it one time and then what they'll do is they'll take that piece out and replace it with something that you've seen before like what they've done with the Tom Green piece. They've done that. They put that in a bunch.
1:24:08🔗
Best Of
Or the Marilyn Manson piece which he loved it by the way. Marilyn Manson, I did him and he loved it. He loved it. I went up to his house and showed him in person and he loved it.
1:24:36🔗
Best Of
I, when push comes to shove and I really wanted my show to do well, I asked, you know, I asked my...
1:24:42🔗
Best Of
I called in my favors because it's the Andy frickin Dick show. You know, I'm not going to just sit on my laurels here. This is a one-time opportunity, once in a lifetime. The anal anal test show. My name is in the frickin title.
1:25:12🔗
Best Of
Can I ask you something? Does she like it? Not the bleeding part, but does she like it while you're doing it?
1:25:31🔗
Drew
Well, let's do a little recreation. Andy, you play along. Hold still, baby. You're going like this.
1:25:45🔗
Drew
Oh, nice and easy. Take it out. Take it out. Take it out. Take it out. Take it out. Oh, it's coming back out. It's coming out. Hand me the remote. Bitch, you're on the remote. You're going to break it in half. All right. Now get down there with your mouth and clean me off.
1:26:47🔗
Adam
You want to talk to Ron anymore? Yeah, I do. By glimpse of your life, you mean you're simulating anal sex with what he did.
1:26:58🔗
Drew
My poor family. Oh, my God. My grandmother's not listening. All right. Are we done with Ron?
1:27:07🔗
Adam
Anytime anyone has rectal bleeding, it's time to get a gastroenterologist to take a look and have a scope done. She needs to have it checked out. In the meantime, you got to stop doing this. Well, we know the reason. You can really hurt her. It could be all kinds. It could be inflammatory bowel disease. It could be a tear. It could be fissures. It could be various hemorrhoids.
1:28:27🔗
Caller
We just talked about that. That's what I was hearing about. I was wondering what you think about it.
1:28:30🔗
Drew
I like to mix it up, but I'm a bigger fan of the oral than most guys are, I suspect. Although you and my partner Drew and you guys admittedly have a problem with sex. I mean, you're very passionate men, both of you. Oh, you're very passionate.
1:28:48🔗
Drew
Well, I mean, it's like I said earlier, when the penis is out and there's a vagina in the room, it wants to go into the vagina.
1:28:59🔗
Best Of
And an addict, I want to feel get get that high. You know, when you come, you know, you're it's like a little bit mini drug.
1:29:16🔗
Caller
My sister's fiancee made a pass at me. He actually wasn't through words, though. He actually put his hands on me.
1:29:27🔗
Caller
He actually grabbed my chest and then he told me that he'd been waiting to do that all day.
1:30:24🔗
Caller
Well, not really because I got really... you know, it threw me off and it made me really nervous.
1:30:29🔗
Adam
Hey, don't be alone with this guy ever again. Well, yeah. I think you got to tell your mom because if you go directly to her sister, she's going to make it your problem.
1:31:01🔗
Caller
And then I, you know, did the same thing I did before, but I didn't really say anything to him.
1:31:14🔗
Drew
Right. And that was good. Means you probably weren't victimized before. No. Did someone rape you or do something bad?
1:31:39🔗
Caller
See, that's another thing that I wanted to ask Drew about, is if it's possible to have been abused in any way at a very young age and not remember it.
1:32:43🔗
Drew
She shouldn't get married to this guy. On the other hand, someone ought to shoot a dart filled with noreplanta in her arm so she doesn't get pregnant again. Because she's going to... How many kids?
1:33:11🔗
Drew
Because guys like this are so goddamn brazen. You know what I mean? I mean, it's the middle of the day. It's an underage...
1:33:24🔗
Drew
I understand the cheating gene. Most guys have that. And that's why, frankly, most guys shouldn't be getting married at 22 or 23 or whatever he's getting married at. But he had himself a kid and he got himself locked in early. He doesn't know what to do. All right, I understand that. But it's not like he's in Iowan business and having a couple of cocktails at the Red Roof Inn and some hooker comes by and sits down next to him. That's not cheating, by the way, Drew. That's just business.
1:33:50🔗
Drew
That's a write-off. But when you're trying to goose your fiancee's kid sister's underage, it's the middle of the day, you're grabbing a boob while you're driving in the pickup truck, everyone's stone cold sober, no excuse for that. If this guy is brazen enough to try that move, look out.
1:34:16🔗
Drew
And try it again. I mean, think about that. And think about a guy who doesn't give a rat's ass about the sister. For all he knows, she's going to pick up the phone as soon as she gets home and call the sister before he even makes it back to Eugene. That's crazy. Yep. I mean, could you imagine if you ever did make that first move with the kid sister and she slapped your hand, you'd be like, you want some ice cream? Do you want some money? I'll swing by the ATM. Are you cool? Are we cool? Everything's cool, right? We got a kid. We got a kid, right? Everything's cool. Sorry. I'm on medication. I'm sorry. You guys want anything? We'll stop by like a Bullocks. I'll pick you up in a smart pant outfit or something. Okay. This guy just tries again.
1:35:27🔗
Drew
Yeah. We weren't here. Tomorrow night, Nelly Furtado, Violent J of Insane Clown Bossy. Whoa. Always a good guess. Crazy Town and Vin Diesel are in here. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:35:42🔗
Caller
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