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Go!
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Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.
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Voiceover
Hey, hey, hey, air kiddies, it's the Loveline of Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, let's check the time. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, go to the traffic. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, entertainment news. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, kill myself. I'll tell you, Drew, we talk about all the time. I know this is a matter that is near and dear to your own heart. But kids, those of you young folks listening, enjoy your sleep. When you watch those movies in Driver's Ed where they say a guy left Baton Rouge, Louisiana at the same time and headed for Key West, Florida, two cars identically prepared, and one car obeyed the speed limit and all the corresponding rules that go along with traffic. The other one drove recklessly, sped, and ran through red lights, and they both arrived at Key West at the same time. Total, utter nonsense.
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Adam
Look, look, do the math, everybody. Do the math when you, when they tell you that driving fast doesn't get to you there any faster. Let's forget about driving. Let's apply that to running.
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Adam
Bob jogged, averaging a 14-minute mile, whereas Curtis ran a five-minute mile and sprinted his ass off. Who completed the 26-mile course faster? Curtis kicked Bob's sorry ass. That's the way it goes. Now look, I don't want people getting in an accident, but let's face it, you haul ass, you get places a lot faster.
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Drew
Adam, just flip the logic around. One person goes 60 miles an hour and behaves, the other goes 20. Who gets there first?
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Adam
I don't know, Drew. Did the one who went 60 break any traffic laws? Because if he did, he didn't get there any faster. Or if he did, he got there faster, but with a heavy heart. Yeah, I feel bad every time I ignore one of those god-awful red arrows here in the Hill Hole known as Culver City. Yes. Listen, it's worth a ticket. I bring it on. I'm going to laugh when I get one. Still worth it. Cops have run a thousand of those god damn arrows here. So the one ticket means nothing. It's nothing to me. Bring it on. Bring it. Bring it to me. I'm still way ahead of the game and would never even dream of ignoring or not ignoring one of those arrows. Thank you. Jessica, I hope you all heard an important message here. Haul ass. You get places a lot faster. I just might have been completely across town in 13 minutes. And the only way I could have done that is by hauling ass. Thank you. What's up there, Jessica? 21.
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Yes. Hey, how are you doing?
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Drew
The reason Adam's got a little sort of wind behind him here is sort of he's been, he walked in three seconds before he went on the air.
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Yeah.
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Absolutely.
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Well, I have a question. My boyfriend and I, whenever we're having sex, doggie style where he's like behind me, I always feel like he's banging against something inside.
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Okay. It's not painful, but it's not comfortable.
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No.
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Drew
This is a common. Most women feel a little more discomfort with that position. If you have a retroverted uterus, it can really be uncomfortable or ovarian cyst or infection of the tubes. These things, the endometriosis make the discomfort even more so. But some women just find that feeling unpleasant.
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It's my boyfriend.
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Is there any way to make it more comfortable?
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Okay. Just don't do that.
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Adam
The grommet, the love grommet. A basically batting donut for the penis. I'm serious. I really- Try this. It doesn't have to be in a donut shape, but get a piece of three-quarter inch foam rubber. Yeah. Are you with me?
5:47🔗
Adam
Start with three-quarter if you want to double it up to an inch and a half, fine. I'm serious. I'd like you to do this and call back, Jessica.
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Now, what is this?
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Yes?
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Yes.
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All right.
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Adam
All right. Take a coffee mug. Set it down on top of this piece of foam rubber and trace a line around it with a magic marker.
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Adam
And then cut that thing out. Make it a good-sized coffee mug. Okay. All right. Then cut that circle out. Then make an inner circle about the inch and a quarter, inch and a half around. That should do it, right?
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Adam
Making a donut. All right? Yeah. All right. I got it. All right. Then have your boyfriend slip that over his penis before he goes doggy style. That'll prevent a depth problem and get a little spring back. You know, as he bounces off the wall.
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His spring back.
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Adam
Yeah. And if it's still too deep, double it up. Do two of them. Basically what you're looking at is two pieces of canned pineapple. You know, when they come in the slab.
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Right. All right. Thanks for the visual.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Yeah. I'll try it out.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Adam
Oh, listen. Find an ounce of motivation. I'd be a wealthy, wealthy man right now. Roel? Yeah. You're 17? Yeah. You're a little depressed? No. Really?
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My girlfriend is trying to do XX because she thinks she's fat or something.
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Yeah.
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She's trying to take them.
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I don't know. She's weird.
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Yeah.
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I told her that, but she doesn't believe me. I don't know what to tell her.
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Drew
How about telling her parents that she has a problem? Or telling a teacher at school or somebody that can leverage her into some help. I mean, you really don't have any power to get her help. Other than saying you're not willing to stay in the relationship if she continues down this path.
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Drew
Yeah. The people with these eating disorders have massive levels of denial about what they're doing, and so it's very difficult to break through that. Somebody that has levers, somebody that has power in them has to require them to do something about this. You need someone professional to watch her.
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No.
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She just lives there.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Adam
Why don't you go, even if it's not her counselor? Why don't you go? Because you know these guys, they have like A through G and then G through whatever. Did you have that in your school? You got that, right, Roel? You're a poor guy, right?
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Adam
I got Mr. Tomy, that fairy. What a nightmare. Did nothing for me. Nothing. Kiss my ass, Tomy. Anyway, Roel, talk to that counselor that you like and see what you can do with that.
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Adam
Our counselor should have had their title change to a probation officer. There's not an ounce of counseling going on. I never had a conversation about college or SATs or career. I don't know if there's some kind of lost time. I'm wondering if-
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Adam
Well, yeah. It seems like in the 50s and maybe even into the middle, later part of the 60s or early middle part of the 60s, you went to school and someone pulled you in the office at a certain point and said, hey, what do you see yourself doing down the road? I mean, is it college or-
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Adam
Yeah, they give you a test. They go, here, take this test and you take the test and go, you work with your hands. Maybe you could be an electrician or a plumber.
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Drew
When we went to college in high school, no one trusted the man. No one wanted to listen to the man. The man was like, out.
10:59🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's like, who are we to tell these 15-year-olds what they should be doing with their lives?
11:07🔗
Adam
Right. So it's like, all right, don't tell the teenagers what to do. Fast forward four years, me and Everlast, not from the popular band, not from House of Pain. Everlast, the dude.
11:22🔗
Adam
Who's in jail for life right now. And no driver's license, by the way, driving out to Edwards Air Force Base to clean about 7 million square feet of carpet. Yeah. Not that I would have listened to their advice, by the way, but never had a conversation. I don't have a girlfriend and no one at school likes me.
11:46🔗
Caller
Hi. I'm 16 and I'm diabetic and I was just kind of wondering like what I should know about drinking and stuff.
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Yeah.
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OK.
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Caller
No, it's kind of like an IV except it like is in your stomach. It's just like, it's just like the fat in your stomach.
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Drew
The needle's in you though, right? Yeah. There's a needle in you. And then the unit's outside you.
12:43🔗
Adam
See, we always get confused because I make the mistake of asking pertinent questions on this show. No one knows what I'm talking about. You got, if I lifted your shirt up, I'd see a little Jack for lack of a better term to plug this thing into.
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Adam
A guy named Jack? Or you think of a scissor bottle Jack? Do I change the card? I don't know, kids know what Jack's are, right? They know like a Jack for the VCR?
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Drew
Well, the alcohol is a pretty hefty dose of sugar. Okay. And it is going to set your insulin needs off in ways that may or not entirely predictable.
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Drew
Yeah. It's very difficult to judge what it's going to do. And if you're intoxicated on top of that, you could easily pass out and fall into either an insulin shock or you could fall into DKA and no one would know it. And so it's a treacherous proposition for you. It really is.
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Okay.
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Adam
Diabetic, so you hear about people have like a mild, is there like a mild, medium and extra strength version?
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Drew
There's, yeah, there's several different versions. Some people are really difficult to control. They just, they have insulin resistance and insulin deficiency.
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Adam
I know she did it out of convenience, but if you're hooking yourself up to the pump every day, that's an average. You got something going, don't you?
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Drew
No, the messy ones are the ones that age that are going to denial and don't want to have diabetes and stop their insulin going to decay every three weeks.
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Adam
You know what I like about Drew, he's interested in stuff because, and you guys should all take a page out of Drew's book, he likes to learn. You idiots are only interested in what you're interested in and that's how you get stupid or how you stay stupid.
15:32🔗
Adam
Right, but if they're into snowboard and tats, you're interested in talking, hearing about snowboards and tats, but you don't want to hear about anything else.
15:40🔗
Adam
Then you get stupid. A zert fitting is that little fitting that's on like ball joints of cars and places. You know when they used to give you an oil change in lube job?
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Adam
The lube, that's what they'd snap that lithium grease gun up to underneath your car and grease up those ball joints and those in there. They're pressurized. You've got to snap it in there and like force it, force the grease into it. That's how you get the grease into those tight spots.
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Adam
Yeah, you'll see if you look at a bunch of like a rack and pinion steering column or something, you'll see a little nipple sticking. That's how they get the grease in a zert fitting.
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Interesting.
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Yes.
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Caller
All right. My uncle, he's a gun collector and he was messing around with one of his guns today and it went off and hit his leg. He just like nicked it. But it's about like the width of the CD deep and about two inches long, maybe an inch wide. I was wondering, because he won't go to hospital, he's too stubborn. I was wondering.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Drew
You mean the thickness of it. So it's just barely, he's talking about a grazing flesh wound, I think.
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Drew
That's what you think you're looking at? Yeah. So that to me wouldn't be less than an eighth of an inch deep. That would be maybe an inch deep.
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No, it's not.
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Adam
By the way, CD, a standard unit of measurement that we've missed somehow or you couldn't just say an eighth of an inch. All right. Bob, I'm still a little unclear. It's deep. It's into a skin, not length or width, but it goes into him.
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Adam
Okay. Hang on, Bob. Turn your TV down, please. Look, I don't know. Now, you tell me, see, if we were doing a lab type experiment, I would argue that people who have the TV on in the background are distracted and then unable to focus on a call. But then a smart person like yourself would come around and go, No, those people are too stupid to turn their goddamn TV down and have difficulty focusing anyway.
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Adam
Bob, he really paints a vivid picture. I mean, the world is his canvas when he opens his mouth. And what a palette he has. He shot himself and it's the depth of what you could do with your fingernail. It's three thirty seconds deep is what it is. Do I got to measure CD? I'm telling you, it's under an eighth.
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Drew
Yeah, I know. All right. Here's the deal, Bob, clean it with peroxide. Keep it. If any redness or any streaking or any pus or anything else, then he's got to go to the hospital. As long as the leading is controlled. And by the way, if you have a digital camera, maybe we can get some email. Listen, I'd like, you know.
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Adam
Bob does not have a piece of bark and a charcoal stick to write with. Do you think he has a digital camera? He does have a CD, but no, Anderson makes a good point. He has a CD. I'm not so sure he has a CD. Do you know what I mean?
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Caller
Okay. I'm 16 and I have a problem. I've got, well, I'm a woman, so I got a vagina and-
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Caller
Okay, I'm sorry. I've been having this recurring rash and it'll stay for about a month and it'll go away for a couple and then it'll come back.
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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Caller
It's on the skin and it goes all the way, it starts up at the top, around the pubic hair and then it just goes all the way down to right around the crack of my butt.
21:37🔗
Caller
Well, it's like bumps, almost like it looks like a razor burn, but it itches real bad and I don't shave down there and I'm a virgin.
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Drew
People get allergic to the elastic around the leg and stuff. Fungus is another thing that can occur. We might just get some over-the-counter fungal cream and some Cort-Aid and see if that clears up.
22:12🔗
Drew
This does not sound like anything you should be concerned with. It's skin like any other skin and anything that can happen to skin can happen down there. Allergies, fungus, many different expressions of internal problems, although you're not describing something that is typically associated with a medical condition.
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Adam
I'd say about once every five years. I get in the bathtub and I always announce, oh this is great.
22:50🔗
Adam
My house house, I have two bathtubs. But let me tell you, when you're 6'2 and 190 pounds is not a behemoth, but the 6'2 thing, that's a deal breaker for the tub.
23:07🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. You're too big for a tub. You can't enjoy that. All right. You know, people complain about being midgets, but sit next to, fly coach and sit next to these guys.
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Drew
You know, women are the ones that like baths. They have all that sort of, women have a thing about germs. You know what I mean?
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Drew
Which makes sense. They're sort of there to protect the family from external predators like germs.
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Drew
Cristina Farrer, who did that daytime show with, used to light her bathtub on fire. She would put spray alcohol all through it.
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Adam
Yeah, that's freaky. Yeah, speaking of germs, I was handling fish guts today. I'm going to tell you guys about that.
23:52🔗
Adam
Oh, good times. When we come back. Hey, everybody, I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Got up at 415 this morning. Yeah, went to bed at 130. Nice. Do that math there.
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Adam
That day or the day before. Yeah, can't be good for you. Yeah, me and the fridge were doing blowout on the lake about 6 a.m. Went fishing with the fridge, the William Perry, the refrigerator from the Bear's fame.
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Adam
Yeah, he probably played, he started in 85, I think. I think he probably played to 95. What's that? Five years? Line 5? Okay. What are we doing here, Drew? Radio. Yeah, I got stuff paying attention to Damian over there. This guy is a big guy. I know you guys know that, but I saw him on TV. But I got into the fridge's weight. The fridge was 390 when he left high school. He left high school.
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Adam
390 and played college about 390. Then when he got to the Bears, actually trimmed it down to a pixie size.
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Adam
No, it was, let's say, about 330. Whoa. Yeah. But those who just think the guy is a slob, dunks a basketball. Or I mean, could dunk a basketball when he played. Like those, you know, go just try to hang on a basket. But try to touch the rim. It takes a little work to get touched.
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Adam
But dunking, that's something different. Yeah, I know. This dude's a 350-pound guy dunking a ball. There's this great footage of him just jumping up on the trainer's table from just standing underneath it, just standing in front of it, just hopping up on this four-foot table. Yeah, the guy was an athlete. Anyone who remembers him getting out of his stance in the Super Bowl and bowling into the end zone when they crushed the Patriots back in 85. Yeah, real nice guy. Huge, huge, his parts are so huge. Jason?
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Yeah.
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What's up?
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Adam
No, I don't want to talk to him either. But you can just hang on. Jason, just hang on for a while, that's all. Okay. Jose?
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What's up?
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Caller
Yeah, well, my girlfriend and I have been together for about three months, and it seems that, like, I tell my friends that I'm not getting anything out of it, but, like, I try to stay with her, but then again, it's like part of me wants to just go, like, to hell with her. I mean, I don't want her.
27:46🔗
Caller
I'm kind of doing her a favor because I wanted to put her in a very awkward position in the beginning with her. It's like, I wanted to be with one of her friends, and then I was kind of putting her in a position of, you know, helping me out when she wanted me for herself. So what I ended up doing is, you know, just giving her a shot.
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Adam
All right, then listen, then you're a nice guy and there's no reason not to break up. It's easy.
28:14🔗
Caller
Obviously, it never matters. I mean, she's like 5'4, 170. I'm a pretty big guy myself. I'm 6'1.5, I'm 2'11.
28:20🔗
Adam
Well, if she's grotesquely overweight, that's different. You should stay together. Jose, look, we're telling you, you're not that into her.
28:34🔗
Caller
I would do that, but it's like, come on, dude. I mean, let's face it. I mean, these girls, these fears, I mean, just pay back the real kick in the ass with these girls. I mean, they'll pay you back the worst ways you can possibly think of. And that's why I'm trying to avoid that.
28:48🔗
Caller
Like my friend, he told me, give me five bucks and I'll throw all this crap in her face. And I'm like, dude, I mean, come on. Needless to say, I still have a heart and I still want to break up with her.
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Adam
But then, Jose walks a fine line here in his life between being a sort of sympathetic character and then sliding into like jackass of hell every once in a while. Like you're not into her. You've not had sex with her. Break up with her.
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Drew
Be kind. Don't be cruel to her in the breakup process, but give her the opportunity. I mean, if she knew that you want to get some payback, if she knew that you were feeling sorry for her and that's why you hung in, she would be incredibly insulted.
29:31🔗
Adam
I was about to say, how would you like it if some girl you were really into was just staying with you because she felt sorry for you? And then I thought, it's 17, scratch that, 27, 37.
30:09🔗
Caller
This was like five months ago. All right. And like we were messing around with her. And like she got kind of drunk. And so we had sex and she's now she's five minutes. I mean, five months pregnant and she doesn't know for sure. The other guy said she knew who it was or whatever the father was. But she doesn't know for sure that she doesn't know it's me. But I don't know to tell her or not, you know, because she's like my really good friend. And I I'm too young to take responsibility for this child.
31:02🔗
Adam
And she really she was that heated that she does not can't even put that together. She can't do the math on the pregnancy.
31:19🔗
Drew
Hey, she wouldn't make sense that she would conclude that perhaps it was you or at least discuss it with you.
31:36🔗
Drew
Why are you boyfriend or girlfriend now if you're best friends and you'd never have sex?
31:44🔗
Drew
Again, why wouldn't it occur to her now that you are sexually active, now that you are boyfriend or girlfriend, that perhaps you could have harbored those feelings for her, you being the one that took her to the party, chaperone almost said.
31:57🔗
Drew
Took her to the party. Why wouldn't she begin at least questioning you about that night and perhaps your involvement?
32:04🔗
Caller
I don't know, she told me about it, but she doesn't like bringing the subject up a lot.
32:11🔗
Caller
She is, but she doesn't really want... Like telling me, because since we're together now, she doesn't... I don't think she wants to tell me.
32:29🔗
Caller
And she wants to keep it. And I mean, I would all have it with her, but... And also our parents, though.
32:43🔗
Drew
Yeah, maybe somebody else didn't use a condom around that time. Maybe that's why she's not asking questions about that night. Maybe that's why she magically forgot about it.
33:02🔗
Adam
That's different. Drew, did you just get done saying verbatim, maybe somebody else had sex with her around the same time?
33:10🔗
Drew
Yeah, since he wasn't the boyfriend. Maybe that's why she magically doesn't want to talk about it. Magic doesn't remember.
33:20🔗
Adam
Look, I've been around a lot of drunken people in my life, almost exclusively, and once in a while, they get drunk and they black out and they're not sure what they did and so on and so forth. Ninety-five percent of the time, it's a nice excuse for, I was, you know, it's a nice way to say, I did something I'm not too proud of, and it's a good out. I was loaded.
34:01🔗
Adam
Is not asking the guy. She's desperately trying to find out who this father is, not saying to the guy, hey, you didn't see me hook up with this guy. Who was I talking to? I wasn't gone for a long period of time. Look, she knows.
34:26🔗
Adam
No, but it just wasn't formed well enough. He would have done better than that. Wouldn't he have?
34:42🔗
Caller
I drilled the guy for like 20 minutes trying to find out different names. That's names I came up with. He gave me two different numbers for her.
34:51🔗
Adam
All right. Jason is on line five. Lisa is on line seven. Let's talk to Lisa for a second. Lisa, did she just hang up?
35:01🔗
Yeah.
35:03🔗
All right.
35:07🔗
Hello.
35:37🔗
Adam
If it is a bogus call, it's kind of a weird way to go about it. It's sort of confused and muddled one. You know what I mean? Usually bogus calls, they make a big statement. I was banging my girlfriend's mom.
35:59🔗
Drew
But we need to clarify. There's something missing on the girl front, on the woman's front of this.
36:09🔗
What?
37:34🔗
Adam
What a blowhard. What happens to women as soon as they hit about 40? They get louder and they get obnoxious. And then they're not good looking anymore. They have like zero tolerance for them. It's like, you know, 20 years earlier, you'd be, oh, yes, oh, no, I agree. Now it's like, listen, you old hag.
38:34🔗
Caller
Um, not really. I, I kind of remember a little bit, but I can't like, I don't know, I can't really picture the face of who it was.
38:52🔗
We were there for like a while.
39:47🔗
Adam
How about giving... Wait a minute. I have an alternative. How about giving the kid a fighting chance? You take five wooden pallets, you lash them together with hemp rope, douse them in gasoline, throw the kid on that and let it go down the Mississippi when it's pressing the banks.
40:10🔗
Adam
I say Mississippi. That'd be... All right. Look, let me talk. Oh, no, real fast. Lisa. Huh? Okay. The guy who got you pregnant is your buddy Jason. He called.
40:42🔗
Adam
I really don't believe her. Anderson, what do you think? I believe her. Anderson believes.
40:53🔗
Drew
Most people would be relieved to find out that the person that they love is going to be with them to help them solve this mystery that they've been concerned with for these many months and wondering how they're going to do it by themselves.
41:36🔗
I'm so confused.
41:42🔗
Adam
Hey, Lisa? Okay. Compose yourself, okay? Have a glass of water. Tell your mom to be quiet.
41:51🔗
Adam
And then we're gonna get back. We'll clear this whole thing up. You'll feel much better when we're done with you, all right?
42:07🔗
Adam
And don't take this the wrong way if anyone's listening, but see, the capacity for stupid people to not make sense is almost infinite. I just sat on a goddamn dinghy with the fridge for nine hours. Believe me, I know when people don't make sense, it makes sense in their mind. You know what I mean?
42:28🔗
Adam
Go on a bus and sit next to a really stupid guy for about 20 miles. He's going to say a lot of things that don't really fit together very well. I think that's kind of what we got going here.
43:07🔗
Adam
Loveline, everybody. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191, Dr. Drew over there, Adam Corolla over here, and Lisa dropped off.
43:17🔗
Drew
We need to talk to her. I really do need to talk to her. Do you? I do, because first of all, this thing, we got stuck in the middle of.
43:28🔗
Drew
It's all very suspicious, but as it may, we have to close this thing. If we open it up, we got to close it.
43:40🔗
Drew
Because we got in the middle of it. I really, it's very simple. The fact is she should look upon this very positively. Well, I don't know about very positively. The guy that she really, yeah, the guy that she really cares.
43:53🔗
Drew
Yeah, the solution to her problem is here. No, not a rapist. They got loaded. They're teenagers. He made a mistake.
44:01🔗
Drew
No, I'm not saying it was a good thing to do or the right thing to do. Maybe he didn't know she was in a blackout. She was unconscious. She was in a blackout.
44:11🔗
Drew
I'm not saying it's the right thing. I'm not saying it's the right thing. I'm not saying it's the right thing.
44:16🔗
Drew
I'm not saying it isn't rape. I'm not saying it is a good thing. I'm saying that this pregnancy that she was going to have to tolerate on her own, she now has somebody who cares about it very much, is going to participate with her.
44:25🔗
Adam
Yeah, who's scared to ask Les to do it. Please give the kid up for adoption. I don't believe, I don't believe in, I don't believe in, I don't believe in. Who cares what you believe in? It's not for you, it's for your kid. Give a rat's ass what you believe in. Drive home and go 100, and then when a cop pulls you over, tell him you don't believe.
44:49🔗
Adam
Yeah, and then he'll go, look, I don't care, because you share the road with a whole bunch of other people who do believe in it, and you're going to kill them. Not me though. William?
44:57🔗
Yeah.
45:07🔗
Caller
I stopped using it, and I've, like, for three weeks now, I've just been having, like, these shakes ever since I got off. Like, I'll just have the need that I need to shake, but I don't want to, and I'll have to make myself, like, shake, like my hands or something weird, like...
45:39🔗
Caller
Like, I'll get, like, the urge to go to the bathroom or something weird like that, but I don't have to. Or, like, I'll just get, like, really bad headaches, feel like I'll need to take it again or something.
45:52🔗
Drew
This has got to be the weirdest night of all time. I cannot follow our callers at all. It's like they're speaking some foreign tongue.
46:02🔗
Drew
Okay. He needs to see a neurologist. There may not be anything that can be done about this, but I have seen some very strange neurologic syndromes from LSD, including something called normal pressure hydrocephalus. I've seen movement disorders, and it is something that needs to be evaluated.
46:19🔗
Adam
Damien just called back the phone number we had on Lisa and Jason. Was that the other guy's name?
46:27🔗
Adam
And said the person who answered the cell phone, Lisa, was on informed us that it was a hoax.
46:43🔗
Okay.
46:50🔗
Adam
She cried. Yeah. No, they were good. But listen, you wayholes, it's not fair to bring up. I mean, look, if you want to do a bogus call, do a bogus call. But if you say that something's dangerous, it's like calling the fire department and putting in a false alarm. They have to come out.
47:12🔗
Adam
So, you know, if you say I'm pregnant or I'm hooked on something or I'm getting abused, you have to treat it seriously.
47:19🔗
Adam
OK. Look, I'm out of here at 12, everybody. That's all I'm saying. Keep them coming. Keep them coming. I get paid the same. Hey, everybody.
47:39🔗
Adam
I'm Adam, that's Drew Pinsky over there. Hole number 1-800-LOVE-191. All right, so that last big debacle call turned out to be bogus.
47:53🔗
Adam
We did bring it up four or five times, but yet we felt compelled and obligated to stay with it. One of the reasons, by the way, I think you can always tell if something's bogus, is when you can get the other person on the line pretty readily.
48:09🔗
Adam
I mean, how often do we say to someone, look, let us talk to your girlfriend, let us talk to your boyfriend, let us... No way... .and it can't get to them. Yeah, so the guy calls to make an admittance, has to get it off his chest that he got this girl pregnant, and then volunteers her phone number so that we can call her and basically spill the beans. Who's going to do that? Okay. I'll see you kids in hell, by the way. Brenda?
48:35🔗
Caller
Well, I've been with this guy for seven years, and we have four kids together, two that I had before, and after I had the first one, our sex lives started going down.
49:08🔗
Caller
Yeah, definitely. In fact, because I am so aggressive, he started to get angry with me because I wanted it at least every week, you know? And...
49:58🔗
Caller
I know that while he's sleeping, he's got to be up at 6 in the morning... No, he's got to be up at 5.30. No.
50:04🔗
Caller
Yeah, well... The thing is, I know that the two of us are in love. I know he loves me. We've got plans on getting married when he gets his divorce. See, he hasn't seen her in 10 years. Oh, boy. And she's like a scary kind of person.
50:24🔗
Does he work on metal?
52:03🔗
Adam
I know. OK. Well, I mean, look, I don't know why. I don't know why. You know, you could drink 40 ounces of beer, you know, 12 ounces at a time, and you got no problems. But if you crack the lid on 40, you got something happening. I don't know why that is. I don't know why that makes you white trash.
52:21🔗
Adam
He could drink three, three and a half beers every night for the rest of his life. When he came home, we never say a word. But if he cracked 40 ounces, then there's something up.
52:40🔗
Drew
What was he like before he started shutting down like this? Oh, was he a once a week guy?
52:46🔗
Caller
Definitely. Oh, well, when I was pregnant, I would follow him into the bath and from the bathroom to the bedroom. I would like watch for him to come out of the bathroom after taking a shower, and I'd follow him into the bedroom. I wouldn't say a word. I'd give him a blowjob and then I'd leave. We would do this kind of thing throughout the day, every single day.
53:12🔗
Adam
By the way, when you're living in a 800 square foot trailer, you really have to follow the guy to the bathroom. You pretty much know when he's in the bathroom.
53:31🔗
Adam
I understand. All right. So Brenda. I just want to make sure. Here's what guys do. They slide into a comfort zone and they do it with everything. They do it with work. They don't, you know, they do it with their relationships first and foremost, and they start checking out. And sometimes it's up to a woman to check him back in. Yeah, but... And I worry about the guy a little bit, but I think Brenda needs to communicate. Don't be aggressive. Forget about sex. Don't say sex. Just talk about you and your relationship.
54:15🔗
Adam
BJs when you were leaving the bathroom. Right. With the toilet that you flush with your foot. I'll tell you, every time I go into one of those trailers, and they have them all the time on TV shows and movie sets and stuff, and they got the old septic tank on them, and they got those toilets, and they're always real small and everything, but one thing they got right is that foot lever. And I step on that thing and the toilet flushes, and I think, hey, what's wrong with this one making it into the mainstream?
54:48🔗
Adam
I know. I'm saying at my house, what's wrong with the foot pedal? Well, I got to bend over and turn the thing. I hit the thing with my foot. It's a good move.
55:02🔗
Adam
It doesn't exist in a residential application as far as I know. Now, you know what I was saying to someone the other day, Drew? It's too bad guys can't, and I would include myself in this. I wish I would. Guys can't treat the relationships like their relationship with their team, their sports team, the Yankees, the Lakers, the Dodgers.
55:29🔗
Adam
No. What I'm saying is, think how most guys approached a relationship. I was actually talking to Bill Maher about this during a commercial when we did, when I did PI on Thursday, which was, think about a guy's relationship. He's tired of his boss, he's tired of his work, he's tired of his house, he's tired of his kids, he's certainly tired of his relationship.
56:00🔗
Adam
Right. And the first year, it's like, yeah, I kind of like this team. By year number five, he's deeply in love. And by year 15, he can't stop talking about it. He's ordering cards off the eBay.
56:20🔗
Adam
20 years, still big Mets, still wearing the Mets cap. Wouldn't it be great if guys could channel just an ounce of this energy into the relationship? And I'm not saying that I do it. I'm as bad as anybody else.
56:31🔗
Drew
The great thing is shows that guys can do that. You wonder if they could, they can. There it is.
56:42🔗
Adam
Yeah, I mean, I'd like to see, I'd like to see a point where guys are wearing around windbreakers with their wife's picture, name on the back, ordering her rookie card from high school, you know. I mean, really, could you imagine that kind of attachment, enthusiasm that a lot of guys have for their team, for their relationship, and why it can be so powerful in one facet of life and almost non-existent in the other. Growing, yeah, the feeling that they had for their wife or girlfriend was never stronger than in the first year, and by year number 15, they're almost checked out, almost done. You won't see that with the sports team. I like to infuse some of that energy.
57:25🔗
Drew
Well, this guy, and again, this guy may respond to a little prompting by her. He may be depressed, it may be a medical problem, maybe he's on some medication she doesn't know about, maybe he's doing, maybe he's smoking pot every day. When does it work? She doesn't know that. That would shut him down pretty good. And this is actually pretty serious stuff, though, in terms of where the relationship's going.
58:17🔗
Adam
Passionate, passionate man like yourself. No, but what I'm saying is, I don't even, and I know we're on the same page now, but I don't even think it's sexual energy. I think it's a relationship energy that they're afraid to put into their actual partner, and they put it into their team. They live and die, the hopes, the dreams, the passion. The more passionate a guy is about his team, usually the less passionate he is about his relationship, and I would say vice versa. The guys are really into the relationships. They're not quite as into the team.
59:02🔗
Adam
You sound like the guy from Silence of the Lambs who was killing the girl and skinning her, right? What's up there, Troy?
59:31🔗
Caller
Yes. It's like I will have to explain that for you to get to understand what I'm about to say. All right. It's like... You know how, like, in your past, some things is, like, better left unsaid?
59:49🔗
Adam
Right. And speaking of said, though, I can hear what's being said on the TV behind you. So can you turn that down, Troy?
59:57🔗
Drew
See, Adam has day ADD. Anything that distracts him is completely derails him from the focus of the moment.
1:00:03🔗
Adam
Well, here's the beauty of me. What is a voice in the distance to everyone else is louder than Troy's voice in my head. All right. You got that, Troy?
1:00:39🔗
Caller
Yes. But it, it, it wasn't like the past wasn't too much past. It was, it was kind of recent.
1:00:56🔗
Caller
No. It was, it was more of, it was like, I used to live like a violent past, you know? Mm-hmm. Me and the company that I kept. Right. Violent.
1:01:10🔗
Caller
And I, I tried to get out of that because my ma, my mother, she knew the life that I lived. The life that I lived.
1:01:20🔗
Caller
And I promised to her that I wouldn't do it anymore. So I stopped that, you know? But I still kept company with people who really don't, you know, really aren't legal.
1:01:35🔗
Adam
They're bad people. But Troy, just in this, in the name of getting some clarity here, and because you're kind of, you're speaking in circles, you're trying to protect yourself or somebody. What is the question?
1:01:50🔗
Caller
What I want to know is, it's like, okay, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, the dilemma is this. I don't want to put her in danger and I don't want to lose her. But I feel like if I keep her with me, I'm kind of putting her in danger. But I know that I love her and I know I want her.
1:02:25🔗
Adam
And what do you mean in danger? I mean, is somebody having out for you and she might get in the way?
1:02:38🔗
All right.
1:02:39🔗
Caller
We, we went out together and it was somebody that knew me through one of my friends. And the guy, when he walked in, I saw him, we was in a bar and I saw him.
1:02:54🔗
Right.
1:02:55🔗
Caller
And so I saw him look at my face and I know he knew who I was. Because the look that he gave me, my grand-aunt told her it was time for us to go. Right. So as we leave and he followed us out. And now we out on the sidewalk and he came and he was like, he was like, yo, I want to talk to you. So my first reaction was to get the best of him before he tried me. Right. So I, I commenced to beating him up right there.
1:03:32🔗
Adam
Oh, maybe, maybe just like left your keys on the table or something. I want to return those to you.
1:03:42🔗
Adam
All right, Troy, but let me just, just because we got to move on here, let me just sum this up. You got, you have a child with this woman.
1:03:50🔗
Adam
You have to stick in for the child and you love this woman. Why don't you stay in with her?
1:04:03🔗
Drew
She doesn't need to. You want to take her somewhere, you want to start a life with her, start it somewhere else.
1:04:10🔗
Drew
She knows you beat the crap out of some guy on the sidewalk and we just looked at you sideways. She knows something's up. And if she doesn't, it serves her right not to know more. You know what I mean? She doesn't want to know more in that case.
1:04:22🔗
Adam
Just tell her there's people around this neighborhood that ain't real keen on me. Why don't we just start a life? Or you could probably just stay in and don't go to a bar with her. She's pregnant, right?
1:05:02🔗
Caller
Yeah. I'm having trouble with my girlfriend. We've been going out for like six months now. And she decided like most girls, that now we've been going out for a long time, she wants to be completely honest. So like into the relationship, like we weren't very serious until like the fourth or fifth month.
1:05:26🔗
Caller
Like when I broke up with my last girlfriend, and we like up and then I got this girl. You're like still like making out and like hanging out and like fooling around stuff like that.
1:05:44🔗
Caller
Yeah. And she was like in like here on month six. And I was like, so she's like, I just want to be completely honest. I'm going to start out with small little things. They really didn't matter. Also, I was like, hey, I was making out with this girl when we first got out and she freaked out on me.
1:06:03🔗
Caller
So I'm really, I'm really into this girl though. See, I don't want to break up with her.
1:06:08🔗
Caller
She's like the first girl that I ever went out with that I didn't want to have sex with.
1:06:12🔗
Drew
Well, she will either get over this or she won't. If she doesn't, she's looking for a reason to sabotage this relationship. It's really...
1:06:22🔗
Drew
No. No. They were still not even dating. They were still with the old girlfriend. Yeah, but it's one of those transition times.
1:06:31🔗
Adam
But understand this, everybody. And it's almost unfair when people do this, especially when you're a younger couple, any age couple. When somebody breaks up with somebody else, it's because either they really weren't that into them, which is about 95% of it, or the 5% which is they actually did something so egregious that the person cannot get past it. That would be killing one of their family members, not their own, by the way, one of the couples, you know, one of her family members, possibly having sex one or more times with one or more siblings. And that kind of thing, felonies. Even those things we've learned from this show can be overlooked. When you're in, heroin, murder, rape, and arson, can all, you'll get, you have a lot of, they give you a long leash for that stuff. Now conversely, if they're really not that into you or sort of on the fence, and you do a little something, they'll just go, well, that's the reason we broke up. And then you start fighting it. You focus on that one thing. Oh, oh, oh, I am, oh, look, we're barely going on, we're dating, I'm sorry, you want me to get a note from the chick I was banging? She says she's sorry too. You start focusing on that and they go, no, no, can't be made up for. But really what they're saying is, no, no, I never was really that into you, or it became too intimate and too scary for me, and I was looking for an excuse to break up, but whatever it is, this is an excuse.
1:08:09🔗
Adam
Same by the way, look, same with everything in life. You ever get canned from a job? That's not some city job with a bunch of red tape or something, but you're just working. You do the work of ten employees, you're the greatest guy ever. All of a sudden, you have a few too many boozes at the Christmas party and say something to the boss, he don't fire you. No way. Now, if he's looking for an excuse and you have a few boozes at the Christmas party and get out of line, you're gone. You'll focus on that one thing. But look back at all the days you showed up late, all the days you were hung over and the crappy, sloppy work that you did while you were employed. That's that. Believe me, you do good work. People love you. It's real hard to get rid of you. Okay, we'll be back.
1:09:03🔗
Hi, everybody, this is Art from Everclear, and you're listening to Love Lion with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.
1:09:20🔗
Adam
Was it the Mandalay Bay in Vegas? Was it a diner at about 5.30 in the morning in Wokdart?
1:09:34🔗
Adam
Well, you ask about it's not that weird, although it's minorly weird. Playing the Everclear drop, Art from Everclear drop, is a little weird because I really don't think we've heard that one in a year, have we? I mean, two months.
1:09:50🔗
Drew
No, more than that. And then me going, hey, I haven't seen those guys in a long time. I wonder how they're doing.
1:10:00🔗
Adam
No, no, no. You know what Anderson's like. This, it all harkens back to the time when... Who called into this show? Eminem. Eminem, right. If you want to know this show in a nutshell, Eminem called into this show a year ago. And I was saying, and this was probably six months ago when he was at the Eminem height. And I said, yeah, you know, Eminem, I think, called into this show once. Now, any other radio show, whether they remembered it or not, it's good business to say, oh yeah, Eminem calls the show. Not me. I got Anderson over there. No, he did not. He did not call the show. And you know me, my brain's mush. And I don't know anyone from anyone.
1:10:50🔗
Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe.
1:11:00🔗
Adam
Yes. And I'm telling you, you didn't play. And I don't know where Ann was on that one. I don't know if you were in that night or not, but it's probably best that you weren't. It really got ugly. But I swear that that ever clear drop, I've not heard. It's not like I heard that in the past two months.
1:11:19🔗
Adam
Anderson picks the drops. Anderson plays them. And granted, sometimes we're taking a leak.
1:11:24🔗
Drew
He also sets up the phone lines too when you're talking to people that call in from the outside. Like Eminem.
1:11:29🔗
Adam
Like Eminem. Interesting. Very good point. The point is, what was strange and weird is now no big deal. That's the point.
1:11:40🔗
Adam
Let's move on. That's right. Eminem never called the show. And he's been playing the Art Alexakis drop from Everclear all week long. So let's move along.
1:11:50🔗
Hi everybody. This is Art from Everclear and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.
1:12:06🔗
Caller
What's up? Well, my wife's best friend. We've been married for almost two years now. When we first got married, he was kind of after her, you know what I mean? Kind of jealous because he lost out. Now he claims gay because it gets him attention, quite simply.
1:12:29🔗
Caller
But anyway, after we first got married, I'm like, hey, you know, it's not appropriate because he makes these little innuendos.
1:12:56🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. What are you talking about? Physically sickens. I'm smelling... I'm thinking thou protest a little too much.
1:13:05🔗
Drew
Well, you've always talked about how you react physically to walking into the gay porn section. Of course, that's when you're actually exposed to it. It's a little different than just thinking about it.
1:13:23🔗
Adam
So this guy is... He claims to be gay, you claim, but why would someone claim to be gay who wasn't gay?
1:13:37🔗
Drew
No, we don't know what you mean. I've never met him. He goes wherever the booty is. Whether it's male or female.
1:14:20🔗
Adam
Well, I mean, here's the question we're asking, Steve, and I'll ask it to everybody out there because we get into this all the time. It's like, you know, the guy's a felon, the guy's an alcoholic, the guy's abusive. I love it.
1:14:34🔗
Adam
In this case, your wife. This guy sounds like a little bit of a piece of work. What's up with your wife that she would, you know, bring him into the inner circle and be his best friend this way? What kind of issues does she have?
1:14:47🔗
Caller
Um, nothing. I mean, well, her brother was killed at a young age. By whom? He blew up, I guess.
1:15:03🔗
Caller
No, he made fireworks and he screwed, I mean, he just screwed up one day and blew up the whole house and he was in it.
1:15:10🔗
Adam
Wow. And what do you- Steve, you have an interesting energy yourself. You should hope you're gay because now you've gone to Serial Killer, my book. There's two categories for you to fall into. It's like that Pacino ball that falls down, the Pacino ball falls down thing. One said gay, the other said Serial Killer, and the gay just got blocked up. Now there's nothing left. What's up? You got some energy. What's going on with you?
1:15:38🔗
Caller
Well, my brother is massively, massively bipolar schizoaffective, but I've been through the whole therapy thing and I'm perfectly healthy, perfectly well.
1:15:59🔗
Adam
I see. Okay. And you have no problem with the gays or you do have a problem with the gays?
1:16:07🔗
Caller
I have no problem with it. The rule kind of is, is, you know, they do their thing. I do mine. I don't problem with it. They don't. But this guy, he's just-
1:16:31🔗
Drew
It's not that he's gay, it's that he's got no boundaries and that isn't a healthy thing to be around.
1:16:36🔗
Caller
I tried that. And I mean, I sat there and I wrote it in a letter because I figured that would be the most non-offensive approach.
1:16:55🔗
Caller
No, napkin or something. But all of a sudden, I'm this horrible, evil guy and I'm trying to prevent her from hanging out with her best friend. See, the thing is, this guy is a master manipulator. He could have you sold into the sky as purple.
1:17:18🔗
Drew
Yeah, but no, no. I know you want to blame it all on the brother. She was in a psychiatric hospital at one time?
1:17:50🔗
Adam
Look, Steve, listen, we got to go. But listen, you have to be more honest with yourself. Your wife has some serious issues, okay? And you got a little energy yourself. And this guy has become the modern day version of the brother who blew the house up. All the energy from the past goes into the brother, blew the house up, and all the energy of today goes into the gay slash bi friend who hangs out.
1:18:20🔗
Adam
This is what you focus on. The past was the brother, now is Bruce, who's the universal name for the bi guy. This is not where you should focus. You guys need to focus on the relationship, maybe a little counseling, you need to focus on your ass, and she really needs to focus on her ass.
1:18:54🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something about the utopia that is almost every state but this goddamn Nazi-run California here. I was talking to the fridge. Me and the fridge, you know, Chicago Bears fame, were fishing today for a man show bit. And I was asking him what he was doing for the fourth. And let me tell you something about fridge. 400 pounds and does not disappoint. The fridge already has ordered 137-pound pigs, he's putting it in the ground. Oh yeah. Yes, from South Carolina.
1:19:39🔗
Adam
That's right. Two planes we had to fly the fridge out on. I said, fridge, what are you doing? Now fridge is really, I mean, like I said, he doesn't disappoint. He is what you would expect. He's already ordered the pig. He's going to go pick the pig up and the pig takes about 12 hours to cook. It's an hour every 10 pounds or something like that, 13 hours to cook. Putting that pig, the fridge likes to fish and he likes to barbecue. So he's getting the pig and about the, you know, 30 chickens and that's what he's doing. So I say, so what do you do? So he's got the fire pit in the backyard, puts the pig in there, starts drinking beer and then in the evening starts lighting off the fireworks. Now me being from California, Nazi California, I say, you get to light fireworks off? Yeah, why not? I said, what about the cops? Why do they care? You get to go on your own property and light fireworks? Sure. They don't take your house or arrest you or anything? No, why should they? I said, wow, you're right. You're right. This is the way it should be.
1:21:00🔗
You pansy.
1:21:01🔗
Adam
Jesus Christ. I know. And so he says, yeah, we just go get fireworks and light them off.
1:21:09🔗
Adam
He said, look, you can light them off right in front of the police station. It's illegal. They don't care. I said, why not? I got bigger fish to fry. I said, yeah, isn't that great? Wouldn't it be great? You can actually light fireworks off in front of the yard. And Jimmy said, well, what about the climate? It's probably wet, whatever. He said, no, it gets real dry during the summer like this. He was looking around. He said, we got these hills with the brush on and stuff. I said, good. You put the pig in the ground, you light the fireworks off. I know I would immediately be carted off to jail if I did that and lose my house out here. And I thought, that is wonderful. I'm telling you, every state but California with the authorities, when I was in New Orleans, guy blew right by a cop car, was already doing, the cop was doing five miles an hour past the speed limit, we blew right past him. I was freaking out. Hey, you passed a cop. Look, he's going to get us in trouble. The guy looked at me, he's like, hey, calm down. I was like, you just drove past a cop? You passed a cop car. I was yelling at the guy, because around here, if the cop is doing 18 miles an hour in the 35, you can't pass him. And he looked at me and he went, yeah, what's he care with me? He's got bigger fish to fry. And I thought, yes. Yes, the bigger fish to fry theory. So nice.
1:22:28🔗
Adam
Yeah, right, right. And one last thing to say about the fireworks. I was watching the local news and saw the kid who blew a couple of fingers off last year. Each year, is my theory, they hire a poor Latino kid to blow off a finger so they can use him in next year's campaign. I really think that happens. It's like, holy Christ, we've made it through the fourth and no one lost a finger. What the hell are we going to do for next year's campaign? How about Javier from 94? No, no, we used him already.
1:23:07🔗
Adam
Look, somebody's going to have to offer up the kid, will blow his finger off, don't worry, we'll have a physician nearby, it'll be fine. He'll make more off the campaign and the notoriety than he would do with that finger. What hand? What are you, right handed? We'll do your left hand, no big deal. Say you can't hold a pencil anymore. So they put this kid up on the thing and he's got the, you know, he's got the finger, half the finger thing. And what, the kid's 11, 12 years old. What's the story? Well, he lit the M80 off. First off, he found an M80, thought it was a fake M80. All right, I'll buy that so far. Then he lights the M80, lights the fuse. Now he's holding it and now he thinks, I got to get this fuse out. So he tries to like pull the fuse out or whatever. He can't seem to extinguish the thing with his fingers. So he runs into the house to put the thing under the sink and blows his hand off or at least a couple of fingers. Now I'm thinking, I feel sorry for the guy, but something bad was bound to happen to this cat anyway. Really, isn't that just Darwinism? What about guys hang themselves with belts and shoelaces in prison? Does that mean we can't use them now or are they now dangerous? Because one guy who doesn't have two brain cells to rub together is injured himself? That's what I'm saying. That's my overall message tonight. This guy goes into the house of the name 80 to try to put it under the sink, blows his hand off. And now I can't do it. That's what I'm saying.
1:24:38🔗
Adam
Right. But like I said, what about guys who hang themselves with shoelaces? Do we have to wear loafers now or can we just figure out how to work a shoelace without hanging ourselves? Let's think about that.
1:25:04🔗
Adam
I wasn't sure if we were on the air. Anderson and I were fooling by quick finger point every once in a while. Loveline. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm really close to a stop here. Blah, blah, blah. Nothing worse than sleep deprivation.
1:25:31🔗
Drew
People somehow think that you're just because of the way you talk on the radio, some sort of FOP. You know what I mean? Yeah. You've never been late to anything. You never listen early to anything. There have been stuff we've been at like 4.30 in the morning, 5 in the morning. Man, you are up and there.
1:26:06🔗
Adam
Yeah. He's always got to get pussy that way, you know? We're going to Pasadena to do the up front. The car is supposed to pick us up at 10, and the things at noon. I'm like, show up at 11, 30. Oh, no, no. No, no.
1:26:23🔗
Adam
Yeah. If he's listening, he'll call in. They'll tell me I make him late for everything.
1:26:40🔗
Hi.
1:26:42🔗
Adam
All right. I'm going to move through some calls here because I've been talking too much. You're a speed addict.
1:26:57🔗
Caller
I... It's kind of hard to explain. I have severe panic attacks occasionally. Right. And even when I'm not having panic attacks, it's kind of always there in the background somewhere.
1:27:08🔗
Caller
And at the end of the day, I'm usually exhausted because I'm kind of trying to contain myself.
1:27:29🔗
Caller
No. I actually... I had an episode when I was 16, almost 17, I overdosed and I freaked out completely. It lasted for about a week.
1:27:44🔗
Caller
My mom put me... She started me seeing a psychiatrist. I saw her for about a year. I really didn't have much change. But now I never went through any recovery. I haven't done any drug tests.
1:27:58🔗
Drew
Okay. You take any addict and you take the drug away, and you don't replace it with something, some sort of process, something to help that brain manage their affect differently. You get a depressed, anxious, panic-attacked person, almost without exception. So just being an addict, not in recovery, could be the entire reason you're experiencing what you're experiencing. Now, doing a lot of speed absolutely can predispose you to depression, absolutely can cause panic attacks. But usually my experience causes some sort of memory problems if you're getting into that kind of biological injury. So maybe get in a program or get a therapist and start seeing very, very regularly. You need some sort of ongoing change, some growth before this is going to settle down. And you may need a biological evaluation because these things do need medication commonly.
1:29:01🔗
Caller
My question is, okay, I've been seeing my boyfriend for about three months now, and I've known him for about two years. And I just recently found out that he has an STD. And I thought it was kind of awkward, like when we first started going out, that he'd have sex with me with his boxers and a condom on. But I didn't really like ask questions.
1:29:54🔗
Caller
Okay. And then anyway, so I ended up having sex with him without any protection just like the other day. And it turns out he has genital warts.
1:30:13🔗
Drew
How did you know about that? Well, it's not amends. It's talking about things you're ashamed of. So he's ashamed of this.
1:30:45🔗
Drew
You've got to get checked. There's a very, very high likelihood if he still has it, which remains to be seen.
1:30:52🔗
Drew
No. Well, about a certain percentage of these will get better by themselves after about five years or so to go away. And those are the ones that aren't as problematic. The ones that stay with you and may stay with you forever are the ones that seem to increase the risk of cervical cancer. Whatever it is, you need to get at least annual, probably biannual pap smears.
1:31:23🔗
Adam
He's ashamed of his warts. Here's what I'm saying. Go get checked out. Don't freak out. Check out.
1:31:36🔗
Adam
Coke, toke or poke, nobody rides for free. Those are my two bumper stickers. All right.
1:32:01🔗
Adam
I would like to hear. Here's the three things I'd like to make a comeback. And you kids can help me do this. And I know a lot of you don't know what stuff means. No, I'll drop that. I'd like you to say, shake your head and say, it takes all kinds. You see a guy take a spill on a skateboard or some guy go by him with an aggressive piercing or a mohawk. It takes all kinds. That's what you say. It's something that used to be around.
1:32:25🔗
Adam
When someone is going fast, I like you to refer to them as booking. That guy's booking. He's booking.
1:32:37🔗
Adam
Cops chasing the dude. The dude was booking down the street, turned the corner. Cops were booking too.
1:32:50🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's better with a monetary thing. Oh, it's a money thing. How much, the IRS shows your rebate. What? To the tune of $5,500. Okay. Booking to the tune of, and it takes all kinds. Work that in over the 4th of July, everybody, please. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo. You do understand you're suffering from white trash-nism, right?
1:33:17🔗
Caller
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