Tuesday, May 22, 2001

1:02🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:12🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 3-1-0, I almost said that fax number, didn't I?

1:24🔗 Drew What's with you?

1:26🔗 Adam Mark Hoppus is here tonight from Blink 182. The new CD will be out June 12th, and that is called Take Off Your Pants and Jacket. We're going to world premiere a song tonight, I hear. Mark can be found on the Craig Kilborn show tonight, which is good timing because you can listen to him here on Loveline and then tune in to him on television. Because I know a lot of you who are listening to the show aren't familiar with his look. He's a tall, rangy fellow, sort of has that boy next door.

1:59🔗 Blink 182 What's rangy?

2:00🔗 Drew I use the F word a lot when you're out on stage.

2:02🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, I do.

2:04🔗 Adam Rangy is good. It means you get to a lot of balls other people wouldn't get to.

2:10🔗 Blink 182 Okay, cool. All right. I was still thinking about the F word comment and trying to figure out why exactly that is. What do they say? Obscenity is the lack of wit or something like that? What's the saying?

2:22🔗 Drew Adam uses them all the time.

2:23🔗 Adam Well, I hope they don't say that. I know brevity has something to do with something, but yes, it means you're stupid and you have nothing else to say if you just make jack-off jokes and fart jokes like I do. But I got to kill two hours a night, so screw all you. Five million copies sold from Enema of the State, which is Blink's last CD. I don't believe that. I mean, not that you guys aren't a good band, but you're such a bunch of jack-offs. It's just serious commercial success with screwballs. The band's great, you guys are great musicians, the sound is great. But three guys shouldn't be able to sell five million records.

3:06🔗 Blink 182 Definitely not us three guys, that's for sure.

3:09🔗 Adam And I know this sounds trite, but did you ever think five million on your last CD?

3:14🔗 Blink 182 Not at all. I mean, when we were recording Enema Estate, I remember everyone was like, oh my God, how are you going to ever possibly top the success of Dude Ranch? Because Dude Ranch had gone gold. Right. And we were like, you know, we're never going to be as big as Dude Ranch. That was like, we thought that was going to be our like our swan song. We were done after that. But you know.

3:30🔗 Adam Well, how many did you sell Dude Ranch?

3:33🔗 Blink 182 Dude Ranch finally went platinum.

3:35🔗 Adam But that's still selling, right?

3:36🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, it's still selling.

3:37🔗 Adam I mean, I mean, people knew Blink 182. But I can imagine when Anima of the State came out, there's a certain percentage of people who went back and got Dude Ranch. Right.

3:47🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, totally.

3:48🔗 Adam And I don't think that's going to happen with Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, by the way, because I think the word's out on Blink. All right. And I mean that in a good way.

3:56🔗 Blink 182 Well, thank you.

3:57🔗 Adam I know that sounded like that.

3:58🔗 Blink 182 I have such envy of your J and Silent Bob Strike Back patch on your shirt right now.

4:02🔗 Adam Really?

4:03🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

4:03🔗 Adam Well, it's not it's the whole screw you.

4:06🔗 Blink 182 Hey, what movie did I just see you in the other day? You were like a construction foreman and you yelled at somebody.

4:10🔗 Adam Somebody told me about that. Yeah, it's called the Splendor. It was that Greg Araki thing I did like five years ago.

4:15🔗 You know, I guess so.

4:17🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, I just saw it the other day.

4:19🔗 Adam If you want to know about consistency in attire, take a look at this picture that was just two weeks ago. Two weeks ago.

4:29🔗 Two weeks ago.

4:32🔗 Drew I can't even describe the scene here. Adam was holding up a picture of he and I and Ron Lester when Ron was in here ten days ago.

4:40🔗 Adam It could have been three weeks, I don't know.

4:42🔗 Drew Adam is holding it up next to himself now to show the fact that the clothing he was wearing on that night is precisely, exactly the same.

4:49🔗 Blink 182 Same t-shirt, same jacket, everything.

4:52🔗 Adam Just like James Dean, except for I only wear free crap people give me. All right, no, I did this Jane Silent Bob Strikeback in the Game of the Jacket.

5:00🔗 Blink 182 Really? Are you in it a lot? Is it rad?

5:02🔗 Adam I have a good, good long scene. I don't know if they cut it out or not. And I don't know when it's coming out. You guys will know.

5:10🔗 Blink 182 I can't wait. I love Kevin Smith and his movies are so good.

5:13🔗 Adam Yeah, he's a good guy. He's a nice guy. I think he was on this show years ago and I told him to put me in one of his movies and lo and behold, he did. Steven? Yeah. You're 17? Yep. What's up?

5:23🔗 Caller First, I want to say hi to Blink. They're awesome.

5:25🔗 Blink 182 Well, thank you.

5:26🔗 And my friend, if I think you're just like his idols.

5:29🔗 Blink 182 Oh, well, I'm sorry.

5:32🔗 Caller I was just curious.

5:33🔗 I've heard a lot that Mountain Dew actually shrinks your Peter. And I didn't know if that's true.

5:38🔗 Drew Yeah, I doubt that's true.

5:41🔗 Really?

5:41🔗 Drew I don't see how.

5:42🔗 Blink 182 You can't use that as an excuse.

5:44🔗 Yeah.

5:45🔗 Adam How much do you doing?

5:48🔗 I don't know, three a day.

5:49🔗 Adam Yeah. As you know, I've been on record as describing Mountain Dew is the nectar of the tards. Until I was yelled at by a program director who said they spend a lot on advertising.

6:02🔗 Drew Pepsi.

6:03🔗 Adam Yes, and that they're owned by Pepsi and that I can never say that again, so I won't do that. But Steven, I really have a plan to save the world, which is to put a sterilization agent in Mountain Dew, that if you drink more than, let's say, a sixer a week, you will go sterile.

6:18🔗 Drew It won't shrink your penis, but it will knock out your sperm.

6:20🔗 Adam Those people will not be able to reproduce and will be living in a utopia inside of two generations. All right, well, Steven, just on the off chance that psychologically you think it shrinks your penis, don't you want to get away from it?

6:33🔗 Yeah, I guess I do.

6:34🔗 Adam All right, there, buddy. Step up to coffee now.

6:37🔗 All right.

6:37🔗 Adam All right, good times. Thanks. Mike.

6:42🔗 What's up?

6:42🔗 Adam You're 22.

6:44🔗 Caller Yes. How's it going, guys? Good. I'd just like to tell you guys that I always watch or listen to your show on the way home from work. I commute like about an hour home and you guys keep me awake. It's pretty cool. I like it.

6:54🔗 Caller Thanks.

6:56🔗 Caller Also, I am currently drinking Mountain Dew and I really hope that that's not true because I've been drinking it for a good while.

7:01🔗 Adam Really? You have one in your hand right now?

7:03🔗 Caller I have a 20 ounce Mountain Dew in my hand that I'm almost finished with.

7:07🔗 Adam Sorry about the neck there, Lyle.

7:08🔗 Blink 182 You know what this guy sounds like? It sounds like it rubs a lotion on its skin from Science of the Lambs.

7:17🔗 Adam Get back in the hole. It should get back in the hole. All right, Mike, what do you do for a living that you're commuting so long every night?

7:24🔗 Caller Actually, I have two jobs. I work in Austin, Texas. I work at a halfway house and then I work at a dance club.

7:32🔗 Adam Drew, are there any full houses or they all half houses?

7:35🔗 Drew Half way houses.

7:36🔗 Adam What does that mean?

7:37🔗 Drew Half way out into the world.

7:39🔗 Adam I see. And is there any quarter or three quarter houses?

7:41🔗 Drew I'd like that, but we don't have those yet.

7:43🔗 Adam Actually, they do.

7:44🔗 Caller They do.

7:45🔗 Adam They have quarter houses?

7:46🔗 Caller Yeah, they have like three quarter houses and it's like depending on how much freedom they get.

7:50🔗 Drew Oh, really? This is for jail things.

7:51🔗 Adam I see. And what do you do over there? Mock up vomit?

7:55🔗 Caller No, man. I'm like a monitor. That's what they call it.

7:57🔗 Adam I see.

7:58🔗 Caller It's a nice way of saying security.

7:59🔗 Adam All right. Do you have a question, Mike?

8:01🔗 Caller Yeah, actually, lately, I've been having a lot of trouble with the females and I was it's been brought to my attention this last girl that I was kind of dating. Say she said one thing that I've never been told before that I'm that I have too many like needs. And actually, she says, you're always asking me how I feel about you. You know what I'm saying?

8:24🔗 Adam Yeah, you're insecure.

8:25🔗 Drew Yeah, it's not needs. That's clinging, scared.

8:30🔗 Blink 182 Is he sure that he's a male?

8:31🔗 Drew Yeah, I was going to say. Women do not like that, Mike.

8:34🔗 Caller Man, this is crazy because it's like the whole boomerang thing. It's like the opposite because this girl, she came to me, she was like all like, you know, I think you're, she met me at the club, of course, so I'm looking pretty, you know.

8:49🔗 Adam Right, you got the gold chain outside of the collar that's buttoned all the way up.

8:53🔗 Drew No, wait, no, no, is he dancing at the club? You understand what I'm saying?

8:56🔗 Caller No, I'm a door guy.

8:57🔗 Adam I see. Okay.

8:59🔗 Caller So anyways, she's like, you know, like, when I first, this is what she told me, she's like, when I first met you, you were like smooth and suave, you had it together, as soon as we started dating, it was like, like, I mean, I remember.

9:12🔗 Adam Really, you tell her when I first met you, you weren't so brutally goddamn honest. Jesus Christ.

9:19🔗 Drew God forbid you should be a human being. That's her thing.

9:22🔗 Adam Break up with her, Rico.

9:24🔗 Caller Man, I'm not, dude, I'm not even with her no more.

9:26🔗 Adam Okay.

9:26🔗 Drew All right, don't worry about it.

9:27🔗 Adam You see, Mike's one of these guys, this is why women hate men. You know what I mean?

9:32🔗 Drew No.

9:33🔗 Adam You know how women, most women, scared of guys, complain about guys.

9:37🔗 Drew He's the nice guy though.

9:38🔗 Adam Yeah, but he's, everything he does is done to impress. And I don't think women are getting his vibe. He's just doing all the things he thinks they want to see or hear.

9:50🔗 Blink 182 They're not going to fall for that.

9:51🔗 Adam No. They're way too smart. You know why? Because they work off scent. That's what women do. They sniff you out like a dog. They know when you're scared. Doesn't matter what kind of show you put on. Margaret?

10:01🔗 Yeah.

10:02🔗 Adam You're 15?

10:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:03🔗 Adam What's up?

10:04🔗 Caller Hey. Hey.

10:05🔗 Caller Who is this?

10:06🔗 Adam Who's this?

10:07🔗 Caller Oh my God, Adam. I thought you were like the people that work, you know, that-

10:11🔗 Adam Right. No, the little people.

10:14🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm sorry.

10:15🔗 Adam That's all right.

10:16🔗 Caller I can't believe I'm on.

10:17🔗 Adam Yeah. And you're on with Mark from Blink 182 too. I know.

10:19🔗 Caller That's why I called, Mark.

10:21🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

10:21🔗 Caller This is like so cool. I'm like the biggest Blink 182 fan in the world. You do not know.

10:25🔗 Blink 182 Well, thank you.

10:26🔗 Caller And even though Tom's not there, Tom's the reason I started the guitar. And even though Travis isn't there, my sister Helen, who's right here like waving at me, that's the reason Travis is the reason she started playing the drums. And I was in the Riviera show at the Riviera Theater in Chicago.

10:40🔗 Blink 182 Oh, cool.

10:41🔗 Caller And you have a sexy stomach, Justin.

10:44🔗 Adam He's hot. He knows it.

10:45🔗 Blink 182 Hey, I've been off touring for a long time. We just started touring again. Man, I'm fat as hell. I'm sorry.

10:51🔗 Caller No, it was it was endearing.

10:54🔗 Blink 182 I weigh the most now I've ever weighed in my life. I weigh 215.

10:57🔗 Adam Yeah, that's a side of beef. But you're one of these guys who puts it on everywhere, not just in the gut. It looks good.

11:05🔗 Blink 182 So do you have some kind of sexual dysfunction or problem we can make fun of?

11:07🔗 Caller Well, no, actually, I have a question for Adam and Drew, but it's not like a sexual question.

11:12🔗 Adam Okay, they're going to be in Chicago July 7th, by the way. Oh, I know.

11:15🔗 Caller I have tickets for that already.

11:16🔗 Adam All right, sorry.

11:17🔗 Caller Because the ticket was $12. I'm like, whoa.

11:19🔗 Blink 182 That's right. We're the cheapest. We have the least expensive ticket going out this summer.

11:22🔗 Adam Well, three guys in a roadie. What's their overhead?

11:27🔗 Caller Adam and Drew?

11:27🔗 Adam Yeah?

11:28🔗 Caller You guys, I was just wondering, I know this is kind of a stupid question, but I've been wondering this for a while. But you guys, when you guys were on the show, you sort of had this sort of like vibe, like you didn't like each other. And then when you're on the radio, you guys sound like you're like best friends. And I'm just wondering, when you guys first met, like when Adam first came to the show, what did you think of him, Dr. Drew?

11:48🔗 Adam Be honest.

11:49🔗 Drew Same thing as now. And television, we were getting direction and the direction was Adam, you're the funny guy, Drew, you're the serious guy. Now go.

12:00🔗 Adam Yeah. They didn't tell us to fight, did they?

12:02🔗 Drew No, but we would though, because they were yelling at my ear.

12:05🔗 Caller But like what did you really think of him when he first started?

12:08🔗 Adam Who knows? He doesn't know.

12:09🔗 Drew No, I remember. He's a despicable asshole. No, I thought this was a smart guy who was funny and who gave me enough room to do what I needed to do and that was important to me.

12:20🔗 Caller And Adam, what did you think of Drew?

12:23🔗 Adam I'd been listening to Drew on Loveline on K-Rock out here in Los Angeles for years, so I already knew him. I mean, I was excited to meet him, but I already felt like I knew him.

12:33🔗 Caller Okay.

12:34🔗 Adam And he's the same guy on the air as he is off the air. Maybe even more boring off the air.

12:39🔗 Caller And Adam, the world is your oyster thing.

12:43🔗 Adam Yeah.

12:43🔗 Caller You got to put more in the, because that's all there is.

12:47🔗 Adam The world is your oyster. I mean, because that's all the world is.

12:51🔗 Caller That's all there is.

12:52🔗 Adam Yeah. I got to hit all?

12:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:54🔗 Adam Okay. Thanks. Are you writing a paper or something?

12:58🔗 Caller No, I'm just...

12:58🔗 Adam Okay. Well, leave us alone then, please. Jesus Christ. Rachel?

13:04🔗 Yeah.

13:04🔗 Adam You're 15?

13:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:05🔗 Adam What's up?

13:06🔗 Caller First, I want to say I've been listening to the show for a while. It's really awesome. And I, you know, she's full crap, because I am the biggest Blink fan. I seriously am.

13:14🔗 Thank you.

13:14🔗 Caller Yeah. Okay. Anyways, my question, it has to do with marijuana and the effects that it has on you.

13:21🔗 Right.

13:22🔗 Caller Like, I don't, my short-term memory is just gone.

13:24🔗 Drew Right.

13:25🔗 Caller I have the worst short-term memory, and I have to smoke at least every night before bed, otherwise I can't get to sleep. And the nights that I don't have it, I'll either drink or I'll scrape my pipe and try to smoke the little bit of resin that I have.

13:40🔗 Adam Well, you're 15, that's perfectly natural, perfectly healthy.

13:43🔗 Drew Turns out in the studies, some studies, that the effect on the brain, the actual biological effect, is more profound under the age of 16. So, the fact that you're having the memory problems and what not, no surprise. Also, mood disturbances and panic.

13:55🔗 Adam What do you drink when you have to drink?

13:57🔗 Caller Well, usually I can get a couple of beers, you know, but sometimes if my parents have hard alcohol, I'll make like a screwdriver or something.

14:04🔗 Blink 182 How do you get beers when you're 15 and you live at home? How do you drink beers before you go to bed?

14:08🔗 Caller Well, my parents are kind of messed up, too, and my dad's on like an antidepressant, and so he'll take those and not eat and drink like 12 beers.

14:16🔗 Drew He's an alcoholic, though, and the antidepressants aren't going to do anything to him until he gets that alcoholism treatment.

14:21🔗 Caller Yeah, and well, he drinks so much, he blacks out, so he doesn't remember how much he drank. My mom's kind of the same way, so it's easy to get away with three or four beers.

14:29🔗 Where's my bourbon?

14:31🔗 Adam Well, you got the groundwork laid for some alcoholism, baby.

14:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

14:35🔗 Adam You're right on time.

14:37🔗 Drew She's a marijuana addict. She's already in.

14:39🔗 Adam So you got to make a move.

14:40🔗 Blink 182 So you can be addicted to marijuana for real, because everybody says marijuana is not addictive.

14:44🔗 Caller No, you have no idea. I've been smoking it for two years, and that just-say-no crap is not true, because I remember I tried to say no all night.

14:52🔗 Adam It could be true if you said no.

14:54🔗 Blink 182 It sounds like it's true.

14:55🔗 Drew No, but Rachel, tell them about what was like the first time you really got high on it.

15:00🔗 Caller What? When was the first time?

15:01🔗 Drew Oh, Drew. Let me do it with Rachel. Why don't you tell us how she felt? People that are addicts have this extremely powerful response to the drug. They love it. It's the greatest thing ever. And when you just had that experience, you wake up the next day looking for the drug, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day. And when they try to stop, they can't, they cannot stop. And that's what addiction is. You can stop or you can't. You can stop, you're not an addict. You can't stop, you need help, that's addiction. We know a lot about that biology then.

15:26🔗 Caller It's also like led to other things. I've done other drugs.

15:29🔗 Blink 182 Like what?

15:31🔗 Caller I've done LSD a couple times.

15:33🔗 Adam Yeah, but where do you get your weed at 15? Who scores it for you?

15:36🔗 Caller Well, I live in the biggest donor town in the whole United States. I swear to God, everybody and their mother's smoking.

15:42🔗 Blink 182 What do you do? What town is that?

15:45🔗 Caller Sonoma. It's like a little bit from San Francisco.

15:48🔗 Adam All that up north stuff, Humboldt and all that good stuff. Hey, Rachel, where do you get the money?

15:55🔗 Caller Actually, I have a job and it has gotten me into debt. I'm really in debt right now and I'm being screwed over.

16:01🔗 Adam Okay. Well, it's time to get some help, right?

16:03🔗 Caller Yeah, I know.

16:05🔗 Drew It will not stop without help, Rachel. Your memory will come back.

16:08🔗 Caller It will.

16:09🔗 Drew Yeah, take up to 12 months, but usually about six months comes back real nicely. But you got to stop everything.

16:15🔗 Caller All right.

16:15🔗 Drew Okay? And you won't be able to do that without some help.

16:17🔗 Adam So what should you do?

16:19🔗 Drew Go to MA, go to AA, go to a meeting, call a program, get involved.

16:23🔗 Blink 182 Do they really have marijuana anonymous?

16:24🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

16:25🔗 Drew Marijuana is the most common drug of addiction I treat right now.

16:27🔗 Blink 182 Really?

16:28🔗 Drew Absolutely.

16:29🔗 Adam Hey, Mark, how did you score beer when you were 15 or 16?

16:33🔗 Blink 182 Let's see. I don't remember. I remember we had a case of beer that me and my friends kept for a long time and then we drank it and it had gone bad by that point. We actually hit it out in the forest in Virginia and then we snuck out one night and drank it and it had been sitting in the forest in the sun for a long time and we all got really sick.

16:50🔗 Adam And I hope you learned a lesson.

16:52🔗 Blink 182 Yeah. You know what?

16:54🔗 Drew Yeah, did you?

16:55🔗 Adam Do you still drink?

16:56🔗 Blink 182 I never drank beer after that ever. Really? I hate the taste of beer. I can't even stand it now.

17:00🔗 Adam Ooh. Wow. Do that with the kids. Bury a sixer of malt liquor out in the yard.

17:06🔗 Drew Find it by accident.

17:07🔗 Adam I used to do that thing where I went to the liquor store and got the older dude who drove the El Camino, looked cool, usually named Kurt to go in and score for us. And it was always, you know, the first 10 guys who walked in the liquor store would turn you down. But then that one guy who kind of sympathized with your plight would go in there. And you'd give him 10 bucks and he'd come back with a five pack of Mickeys and no change. And he was like a foot and a half taller than you and you couldn't really say anything. What are you going to do, call the cops on him?

17:35🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, I feel so weird because all going to a store and kids will do that to me. And I don't know what to say. I don't want to go to jail for you little guys getting drunk.

17:43🔗 Adam Oh, really? You've been asked to do that?

17:45🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, I've been hit up.

17:46🔗 Adam I've dodged that bullet.

17:47🔗 Drew I wonder if you'd give money to the Man Show or buy for the Man Show Boy.

17:51🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, we have the Man Show Boy buying beer this season. Oh, was it last season? I think it was last season. Angela?

17:58🔗 Hi.

17:59🔗 Adam You're 16?

18:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:00🔗 Adam What's up?

18:01🔗 Caller I just had to call because three of my most favorite people in the world are in the same room together. It's like, oh my God, Adam, you're like a freaking genius. And if you studied your own religion, I'd be your first father, right?

18:14🔗 Adam Oh, yeah? I'm thinking about that.

18:16🔗 Caller Yeah. And Mark, you're like, oh my God, you're my favorite band. And you know, Common Shadows too. And like, you don't know how much your music has helped me, you know? You guys are like such an inspiration.

18:28🔗 Adam Cool.

18:28🔗 Blink 182 Thank you.

18:29🔗 Adam Did you have a question?

18:30🔗 Caller Well, I was wondering, like, is it safe to have, like, sex both ways, like anally and vaginally at the same time?

18:40🔗 Drew Two guys?

18:41🔗 Adam Two different penises?

18:42🔗 Blink 182 How old are you?

18:44🔗 Drew Wow.

18:45🔗 Blink 182 Dude, the world is a different place from when I was sixteen.

18:48🔗 Drew I didn't understand that was even something that people can see because I was about forty-two. I mean, is it possible?

18:51🔗 Caller I was just curious. I'm just really thinking about it.

18:55🔗 Drew Yeah, it's possible.

18:56🔗 Caller Can you, like, die or something?

18:57🔗 Drew Hmm, not exactly a healthy maneuver.

19:00🔗 Blink 182 Don't sneeze while you're doing it.

19:01🔗 Drew And, Adam, in your porn collection, there must be examples of this.

19:04🔗 Adam There's some of that double penetration stuff. Yeah, I'll tell you who could die, your dad, if he walked in.

19:09🔗 Drew He'd have a stroke. Go hell and walk in, I just knew about it. I just found out about it in some way.

19:13🔗 Adam Oh my god.

19:15🔗 Drew And a thousand deaths.

19:16🔗 Adam And who's asked you kick first if you're the dad? You gotta go anal first, right?

19:20🔗 Drew And hang yourself. Definitely.

19:21🔗 Blink 182 Definitely stuck. If you walk in and your daughter's having two dudes in two different places, definitely the anal one gets his ass kicked first.

19:28🔗 Adam Right, and then you go vaginal.

19:30🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

19:31🔗 Adam And then if there's an oral guy around, you go after him, but that's third. That's after anal and vaginal.

19:36🔗 Blink 182 Hey, don't do that, please. Please don't do that.

19:40🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

19:41🔗 Blink 182 Wait until, least until you're in college.

19:43🔗 Adam Right.

19:44🔗 Blink 182 You have to save something for junior college.

19:47🔗 Adam Do you have a boyfriend?

19:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:49🔗 Blink 182 Does he have a best friend?

19:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:51🔗 Blink 182 Okay.

19:51🔗 Drew No.

19:52🔗 Adam Is he bucking for this?

19:54🔗 Caller No.

19:54🔗 Drew Good.

19:55🔗 Caller No, he wouldn't hate to, but I was just thinking about it.

19:58🔗 Drew Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.

19:59🔗 So it's not possible?

20:01🔗 Drew Oh, it's possible, but don't go down that path, please.

20:03🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute. Are you looking to sort of be a pioneer in this field? I mean, maybe telling.

20:08🔗 Caller I've had fantasies about it, but that's about it.

20:11🔗 Adam Really? Were you ever abused?

20:15🔗 Caller No.

20:15🔗 Adam Everything good in your life?

20:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:17🔗 Adam Where's daddy?

20:18🔗 Caller Right over there. Right over there?

20:20🔗 Adam There he is.

20:21🔗 Drew He's listening. Do you have this conversation?

20:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:24🔗 Blink 182 No, he's not.

20:25🔗 Caller No, he's not listening.

20:27🔗 Drew Okay.

20:27🔗 Adam Good. All right.

20:30🔗 Drew Is father McConaughey there too?

20:32🔗 Caller No.

20:32🔗 Adam Yeah. I'd like you to find Jesus Christ if you could.

20:34🔗 Caller All right? You're my god, Adam.

20:37🔗 Adam Okay. Well, as your god, I command you to only consume one penis at a time.

20:44🔗 Caller Okay.

20:45🔗 Adam All right?

20:45🔗 Caller Only if you said so.

20:46🔗 Adam All right. Otherwise, your head will grow in the ground like an onion.

20:50🔗 Caller Right.

20:50🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Those old Jew wise tales don't seem to work very well in the younger set. All right, Angela.

20:57🔗 Caller I love you guys. Keep up the good work.

20:58🔗 Caller Thanks. All right.

21:00🔗 Adam Good times, everybody. Let's see.

21:03🔗 Caller Wow.

21:04🔗 Adam Yeah. That wasn't even. It's 16 was, I wouldn't set my goal any higher than getting a woman to touch my penis.

21:13🔗 Blink 182 Oh, man.

21:13🔗 Drew You were still thinking babies came out the rear end at that point, weren't you?

21:18🔗 Blink 182 They don't?

21:18🔗 Adam They don't. What are you saying? No, I didn't even know. I thought the hole for the vagina was on top. I didn't know. I thought it was three inches below the belly button is where you put it in. I thought it was in the furry part that I saw in the Playboys. I didn't know what was going on down there. I'm still confused quite frankly when Drew pulls out that anatomy part.

21:39🔗 Drew No wonder it's so tough for you.

21:41🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Should we say hi to Kevin and then take a break?

21:44🔗 Drew You can just finish him if you want.

21:45🔗 Adam Kevin?

21:46🔗 Caller Yeah?

21:47🔗 Adam You're 13?

21:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:49🔗 Caller Hey guys, Blink. Oh my God.

21:50🔗 Caller I'm like your biggest fan ever.

21:52🔗 Blink 182 Well, thank you, Kevin.

21:54🔗 Caller I'm going to the Coors Amphitheater show. I just feel like that's the best thing for me.

21:57🔗 Blink 182 Awesome. Well, hey, we're going to say some words up on stage that you might not be familiar with and you might need to discuss them with your parents afterwards.

22:04🔗 Adam They use the F word a lot.

22:05🔗 Drew A lot.

22:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:07🔗 Caller Okay.

22:07🔗 Caller I have two questions. Yeah.

22:10🔗 Caller Okay.

22:11🔗 Caller I have two questions, actually.

22:12🔗 Caller First one is, what is your favorite video?

22:14🔗 Caller Like, what was the best video that you think you've ever made?

22:16🔗 Blink 182 I think actually I like our newest one the best. I think it represents us, how we really are, and we're not acting like total idiots in it. And it was just a fun video to make. It was our idea with another guy, and we just brought it together.

22:31🔗 Drew And a team of technical people.

22:32🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, a team from Lucas Films. But it was just a fun time to do, and we just blew a bunch of cash, and we got to hang out with our friends and film it.

22:38🔗 Caller Yeah, I love the part, strippers mowing the lawn.

22:41🔗 Blink 182 That's right.

22:41🔗 Yeah, good time.

22:43🔗 Drew Kevin, you said two questions. Is that it?

22:45🔗 Caller No, I wanted to know, why did you name your album Take Off Your Pants and Jacket?

22:49🔗 Drew You're gay.

22:52🔗 Blink 182 Hey, seriously. No, honestly, you are gay. We just thought it was a funny title. And, you know, in a few years, once your body starts to develop in ways that you might not know about, then it'll make a lot more sense then.

23:03🔗 Adam Right. And so will Enema of the State.

23:07🔗 Blink 182 That's a few more years even beyond that.

23:09🔗 Adam All right, Kevin. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Mark's here from Blink 182. We're going to take ourselves a little break and we'll be back after this.

23:20🔗 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

23:50🔗 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew over there. Mark is here from Blink 182. You know what Mark's doing right now?

24:00🔗 Drew He's eating and chatting.

24:01🔗 Adam Oh, you want to go get him or?

24:02🔗 Drew No, I don't know why. He's a big star.

24:04🔗 Adam Really?

24:05🔗 Drew Here he comes.

24:05🔗 Adam Oh, sorry. Here he comes.

24:07🔗 Blink 182 Sorry, I was talking to the policeman.

24:08🔗 Adam That's all right.

24:09🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

24:10🔗 Adam Culver City PD came out here. Wow. Yeah, the Blink fans. They must be Blink fans.

24:15🔗 Drew They're cool.

24:15🔗 Adam They're not here for us.

24:16🔗 Drew They can't be. They kicked the crap out of Adam Lakers.

24:19🔗 Adam You know what I've, you know, my take on cops is you're either, you're either the best buddy or you're on their last nerve. They're either beating the ass out of you or telling you, you know, giving you your dime bag back and telling you get out of here.

24:35🔗 Go run along now.

24:36🔗 Adam I have had that in my life. Not much. I don't meet too many cops that are just sort of indifferent. They're either, they either decide they hate me or they love me. But not a lot down the middle.

24:47🔗 Blink 182 Right. That's true, huh? I never thought about that, but that is totally true.

24:51🔗 Adam Like you have an experience with a cop, it's either like, oh, son of a bitch. Oh, Jesus Christ, I got to load my car with fertilizer and drive it into the precinct. I'm going to kill those guys. I'm freaked out. It's either that or that dude was cool.

25:04🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

25:05🔗 Adam That dude was mellow.

25:07🔗 Blink 182 Well, he just told me that if I ever were speeding, that he wouldn't give me a ticket. He let me go.

25:11🔗 Adam Now he's got to give you one. But he said not to say that on the air, right?

25:16🔗 Blink 182 No. He said I could tell everybody and everybody gets a free pass tonight.

25:21🔗 Adam You know what's funny? We all have that one guy we know who's in law enforcement. I got my cousin Dave or distant cousin Dave, and he's a, Dave Furti. He's like a sheriff about 300 miles away. Every time I get pulled over, I'm going to, you know, LAPD, I'm like, you know, my cousin, Dave Furti. No. Where is he? He's with the San Gabriel Sheriff's Department. Maybe you heard of him. He works the desk. Like you can kind of get this feeling. It's like, you know, they should all know each other and you should drop a name and they should go, Oh, Furti, he's great. Yeah, you're a friend of his. Get out of here. Here, you want my gun? Get out of here. You're great. Diana.

26:10🔗 Caller Oh my God. Am I on?

26:12🔗 Adam You're on. Yes.

26:13🔗 Caller Oh my God. You guys, I'm shaking. Okay. Like I'm a first time caller, right?

26:18🔗 Drew Yeah.

26:19🔗 Caller Oh my God. Okay. I was just kidding. My question is fake, but I just want to say, Adam, I love you and Mark, you're so hot and I want to make a shout out to all my friends.

26:30🔗 Drew All right.

26:32🔗 Blink 182 I love it when you guys do that.

26:33🔗 Caller But you know.

26:34🔗 Caller All right.

26:35🔗 Adam All right, Diana, that's enough.

26:37🔗 Blink 182 I love it when you hang up on people. I think that's the best radio there is.

26:41🔗 Caller Really?

26:42🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, I honestly do. I think it's so funny. I love it.

26:44🔗 Adam I enjoy it too. People tell me not to do it, but I really enjoy it. It really gives me a sense of power. Yeah.

26:52🔗 Yeah.

26:52🔗 Adam Yeah, you're 15?

26:53🔗 Caller Well, hey.

26:54🔗 Adam Hey, see you. Yeah. You see that, Mark?

26:57🔗 Blink 182 What happened?

26:58🔗 Drew He missed it.

26:59🔗 Blink 182 I'm sorry.

26:59🔗 Drew Let's try again.

27:00🔗 Blink 182 Do we hang up on another person?

27:01🔗 Adam Yeah, we're going to.

27:01🔗 Drew Kerry.

27:01🔗 Blink 182 Oh, I missed it.

27:02🔗 Adam Kerry.

27:03🔗 Drew Kerry, go, go.

27:03🔗 Caller Are you going to hang up on another person?

27:04🔗 Drew No, no.

27:05🔗 Adam No, not with that voice.

27:06🔗 Caller Oh my God. Thank you so much.

27:07🔗 Caller Okay.

27:08🔗 Caller First of all, I was wondering, okay, Mark? Yes. Oh my God. I love you.

27:13🔗 Caller Okay.

27:14🔗 Caller All right.

27:15🔗 Caller So I heard that you guys are going to do a music video in Portland, Oregon?

27:20🔗 Blink 182 No.

27:21🔗 Caller Yeah. It's not weird. Okay. So-

27:23🔗 Drew Yes, you are.

27:23🔗 Blink 182 Yeah. Maybe we are. I don't know.

27:25🔗 Caller Really?

27:26🔗 Blink 182 No. We're not. I like Portland, but we can't travel. We can't be traveling an hour and a half up there on an airplane.

27:33🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. Well, I also was wondering why you guys weren't touring up here for the same reason.

27:38🔗 Blink 182 Are we touring up there? You know what? To be honest with you, people ask me questions like this all the time, and I don't ever know where we're touring or why we're playing a certain venue or why a ticket cost $12 and another place cost 13. And they tell me when I'm going to leave for tour and they tell me when I'm going to come home. And everything in between is just work for me. Not work, but it's fun.

27:56🔗 Caller That's cool. Okay, one more question.

27:57🔗 Adam I think they're going to be in Columbus, Ohio.

28:00🔗 Blink 182 Is that close?

28:00🔗 Adam That's the closest I think you get. Is St. Louis closer than Columbus?

28:05🔗 Caller No.

28:05🔗 Adam To Portland?

28:06🔗 Caller I haven't been to Seattle, but I couldn't go. Okay, I have one more question.

28:10🔗 Caller Okay.

28:11🔗 Caller So I heard that that one song, Going Away to College, which reminds me of, oh my god, memories. Anyways, okay. So I heard that it was inspired by the movie Can't Hardly Wait.

28:24🔗 Blink 182 Yes.

28:24🔗 Caller Really?

28:25🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, kind of. Oh, cool. Yeah. I was actually, I wrote that song halfway through the recording of Enema State, and I was really sick, and it was Valentine's Day, and I was home by myself, very ill, watching TV, and that movie came on, and I started writing a song about a guy that goes away to college, and he misses his girlfriend. So it's kind of like that. It's not about that movie, but it was just what I was thinking about when I wrote it.

28:44🔗 Caller So that's so cool. Yeah. Okay. You guys are like my inspiration because me and my two friends, we have this little band, and seriously, I love you.

28:52🔗 Adam What's the name of the band?

28:54🔗 Caller Well, it's kind of stupid and it's kind of-

28:57🔗 Adam Give it to us.

28:58🔗 Caller Okay. Well, okay.

28:59🔗 Caller It was from this choir trip up in Seattle, but it's called-

29:02🔗 Blink 182 Bandcamp? This one time at bandcamp thing?

29:04🔗 Caller One time in bandcamp. No, but it's kind of stupid because of this little incident that happened, but yeah, it's stupid. I'm sorry. Okay. It's Three Night Stand.

29:12🔗 Adam Three Night Stand?

29:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:14🔗 Caller And I know it's stupid because there's like Three Dog Night and like Three Little Blah. I know everything is-

29:19🔗 Blink 182 Three Little Blah?

29:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:21🔗 Adam I was into them in high school.

29:23🔗 Caller Yeah, me too.

29:23🔗 Adam Hi, Carrie.

29:24🔗 Caller Okay. Thank you so much. Carrie, bye-bye.

29:25🔗 Adam Good times there, baby. Let's talk to Cat who's 18. Cat?

29:30🔗 Caller Hi.

29:31🔗 Adam Hey.

29:32🔗 Caller I actually have two questions, but I didn't tell the little guy that, so I don't know if that's okay.

29:35🔗 Adam All right. Go ahead.

29:36🔗 Blink 182 I'm the little guy.

29:38🔗 Caller Okay. The first one, I haven't had my period in five months, and I went to Planned Parenthood and they gave me the little P test and everything, and I went and got a blood test, and it all said that I'm not pregnant, and nobody knows what it is, and I was wondering if like...

29:52🔗 Drew Are you on a medication?

29:54🔗 Caller No.

29:54🔗 Drew You lost a bunch of weight?

29:56🔗 Caller No.

29:56🔗 Drew Do you exercise excessively? No. Did they check your thyroid and other endocrine sort of function? Did they do a physical exam on you?

30:04🔗 Caller No. She did a culture.

30:06🔗 Drew Yeah. It sounds like you ought to see a gynecologist and really have a proper exam and figure out what's going on. It may just be the sort of delicate functioning of the pituitary gland and the ovary that just not cycling normally. There's a lot of things that can do that.

30:19🔗 Adam What would be worse as a doctor? A 18-year-old female who hadn't had a period in five months with no medication or an 18-year-old male who hadn't taken a crap in six and a half days?

30:34🔗 Drew The male. The male? Worst?

30:35🔗 Adam Six and a half days?

30:36🔗 Drew Please.

30:37🔗 Adam Four days.

30:38🔗 Drew This male period.

30:39🔗 Adam Really? Yeah. Okay. Wow. I'm very regular.

30:42🔗 Blink 182 I'm so glad I'm a guy. So glad I'm a guy. I don't have to worry about any of that stuff. I hate that hole zone.

30:47🔗 Drew Yeah, most men couldn't deal with it.

30:49🔗 Blink 182 And all the, that thing's like a really, really nice car. There's so much maintenance that goes into it.

30:55🔗 Adam It's a Steinway. It's like an old Ferrari with the six down draft Weber single barrel carbs on there that you have to have a team of scientists just tune and port and jet and synchronize. Meanwhile, we got a cider jug between our legs. There's really nothing. I mean, I've done stuff like I've used my rec penis to launch, you know, balls of socks and bars of soap. You ever do that?

31:23🔗 Blink 182 No, I honestly have never done that. Really?

31:26🔗 Adam Oh, you got to do that. You get that erection, right? And the erection sticks out, maybe heads up a little bit. And then you take a nice ball of socks and you flex the erection down and you catapult it out in front of you.

31:40🔗 Blink 182 All right, I might try that.

31:41🔗 Adam It's huge.

31:42🔗 Blink 182 I got to try that on the drive home tonight.

31:43🔗 Adam Well, now don't do it. Okay. But yeah, and when the Culver City PD pulls you over.

31:49🔗 Blink 182 That's right, then I get a free pass and it's all good.

31:51🔗 Adam Right. Now work up to the bar soap.

31:53🔗 Blink 182 Okay.

31:54🔗 Adam Start with the socks.

31:55🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, that's true.

31:56🔗 Adam As a matter of fact, start with dress socks. They're lighter and they travel further. And then you work your way up to the bar soap. All right, let's talk to Robin, who's 16. Robin?

32:06🔗 Caller Hey guys, what's up?

32:07🔗 Adam Hey Robin.

32:08🔗 Caller What's up? Um, I have a question for Mark.

32:11🔗 Blink 182 Yes.

32:12🔗 Caller Um, one of my favorite songs that you guys did was Adam's song. And I was just wondering, like, um, like, what was your inspiration for it?

32:22🔗 Blink 182 Adam's song is kind of about two things. It's about, uh, it's about me being lonely on tour and not having anyone special to come home to. And it's also about an article that I read about, uh, a kid who had committed suicide and left a note for his family. And it was kind of, uh, written in that style. But it's a song about finding strength to pull through and finding strength in your friends and finding strength in yourself to realize that, uh, bad times do eventually get better and it's always better than the option of suicide. So that's what Adam's song is about.

32:48🔗 Caller Yeah, because that was a really good song.

32:50🔗 Blink 182 Thank you.

32:51🔗 Caller And I have a question for Dr. Drew. Um, I was wondering, like, how long after, um, you smoked pot, like, the THC, like, stays in your, like, urine? Like...

33:02🔗 Drew In your urine?

33:02🔗 Blink 182 No, in your urine.

33:04🔗 Drew A single episode, just smoking one time? Uh, probably out within a day.

33:09🔗 Caller Oh, really?

33:10🔗 Drew But if you're smoking every day, it can be in for weeks.

33:13🔗 Blink 182 Hey, what about, like, when people around you are smoking pot? Will you...

33:16🔗 Caller Will you...

33:16🔗 Drew No.

33:17🔗 Blink 182 You'll never show...

33:17🔗 Drew Every marijuana addict I've treated has tried that one at one time, rather.

33:20🔗 Blink 182 No, I'm just asking for...

33:21🔗 Drew I was locked in a car with guys with a bonfire.

33:24🔗 Blink 182 So you'll never test positive for marijuana unless you actually smoke it yourself?

33:29🔗 Drew That's... Practically, that's the case. A poppy muffin.

33:31🔗 Adam Do you urinate out the THC?

33:33🔗 Drew Yes.

33:33🔗 Adam Could you pee in a bong and get a little extra recycled high?

33:37🔗 Drew Oh, interesting idea.

33:38🔗 Adam Interesting.

33:39🔗 Drew Good times.

33:40🔗 Blink 182 That's bad though. If you're like...

33:42🔗 Drew No, here you go. Just pee into a Petri dish, dry it out with crystals. Right.

33:45🔗 Adam Put it out in the sun and take the crystals and put it in with the resins and the bong.

33:49🔗 Drew Crush it into a powder.

33:50🔗 Blink 182 Isn't that one of the signs of a drug problem if you use your own waste to try and increase your high?

33:55🔗 Drew If you try to smoke your own waste.

33:56🔗 Blink 182 Right. Yeah.

33:57🔗 Adam Yeah. You see what I do when I eat mushrooms. That's a whole other process. A whole another recycling process goes on. Hi, Robin. Are you going for a job?

34:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:07🔗 Adam Where are you going for?

34:09🔗 Caller I don't know, like Bel Air.

34:10🔗 Blink 182 Bel Air?

34:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:12🔗 Adam What do you mean?

34:12🔗 Drew You're in Sacramento.

34:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:14🔗 Adam What are you talking about?

34:15🔗 Caller It's a grocery store.

34:16🔗 Blink 182 Okay.

34:17🔗 Adam All right.

34:18🔗 Blink 182 Why would they care in a grocery store if you smoke pot? I mean, it's not like you're operating machinery probably.

34:22🔗 Drew Yeah, but they have a, you know.

34:25🔗 Adam Well, listen, they don't want a bunch of stoners picking away at the hard candy all day.

34:29🔗 Drew They're also sort of taking on a liability because it responds for the health of the people they take on as employees.

34:33🔗 Blink 182 Right. Okay. I just thought maybe they're worried that they're going to misshelf something or-

34:38🔗 Adam Now, you know what it is? I was talking about this with Drew the other night. I don't think the market cares that much. I think their insurance company cares a lot, and the market cares about their insurance company. Drew, you punched a mic. What time is it? It's 1038. That's a little late for you. Usually, you punch it in the first hour, first break. Yeah. But I think it's all insurance. So that's why I wonder if the people that carry out the test even care that much. They must farm it out to the lab. They don't do it in the produce section.

35:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:07🔗 Drew They just have people that do that.

35:08🔗 Adam Okay. Drew, you got another call you like there? No?

35:11🔗 You want to go to break?

35:12🔗 Drew Fine.

35:13🔗 Adam Let's just say hi to somebody. Brittany?

35:16🔗 Yeah.

35:17🔗 Adam You're 15?

35:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:18🔗 Adam What's up? Hi Adam.

35:19🔗 Caller Hi Drew.

35:20🔗 Caller Okay.

35:20🔗 Caller Hi Mark.

35:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:22🔗 Caller I know. Hi Mark.

35:23🔗 Blink 182 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And hi Mark.

35:25🔗 Caller Sorry. I have a question. But first off, I want to say hi to Mark.

35:29🔗 You guys are so awesome.

35:30🔗 Caller I love you guys so much.

35:31🔗 Blink 182 Thank you.

35:32🔗 Caller And Travis is my sex monkey. And I only have hot monkey sex with him in Jell-O.

35:38🔗 Drew In Jell-O. 15.

35:39🔗 Blink 182 Okay.

35:40🔗 Drew Nice.

35:40🔗 Caller And I want your pink face. It kicks ass.

35:43🔗 Blink 182 Thank you.

35:44🔗 Caller And I saw you guys on concert on May 11th at the Play-Dome. You guys rocked. Oh my God. You guys kicked ass.

35:51🔗 Blink 182 Cool. Thank you.

35:52🔗 Caller Okay. And then, okay. I have an 18 year old boyfriend and I want to know how to tell my parents that I'm dating him.

36:01🔗 Blink 182 You should probably just break up with him. How old are you? 15?

36:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:04🔗 Blink 182 And he's 18?

36:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:05🔗 Blink 182 Why don't you date like a 16 year old?

36:07🔗 Adam Are you having sex with him?

36:09🔗 Drew I'm so sure Mark. I thought you were cool.

36:11🔗 Adam He was.

36:12🔗 Blink 182 No. I only say that because there's no possible way when I was 15, I could date an 18 year old girl. So I don't want anyone else to have more fun.

36:18🔗 Drew There's also no possible way your parents are going to go for this. No way. No way. It's not good for you.

36:22🔗 Blink 182 Did she say that they were having sex?

36:24🔗 Caller No.

36:25🔗 Adam How long have you been with him?

36:27🔗 Caller For like almost a year.

36:29🔗 Adam Really? And no sex?

36:31🔗 Caller No, because he knows that I'm not ready.

36:34🔗 Adam I may like this guy. He may be in a state of retarded growth. That may be okay. What's he into? Does he go to college?

36:46🔗 Caller Yeah, he goes to Long Beach State.

36:48🔗 Drew Any weird food issues with him? He sounds like one of the yummy guys.

36:53🔗 Blink 182 What's a yummy guy?

36:54🔗 Adam It's the guys who get caught in the yummy phase. They don't like cigars. They don't like beer. They don't like going down on chicks. Anything that tastes bad, they're not into. They want to sit around and eat jujubees and drink Pepsi all day. Brittany? Yeah. All right. I'm sort of all right with this guy. I mean, he goes to college. It's not a junior college. He's never had sex with you. What base have you gotten to with him?

37:19🔗 Caller Just oral.

37:20🔗 Adam No. Well, that'll take a little of the star shot of his sale.

37:23🔗 Blink 182 Come on, man. You're 15.

37:25🔗 Adam Really? And that kind of slows him down, right? I mean-

37:30🔗 Drew It keeps him happy.

37:31🔗 Adam Right.

37:31🔗 Caller Yeah, correct.

37:32🔗 Adam I see. Now I'm starting to change a little on this guy. But you're serious, right?

37:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:40🔗 Drew Whatever that means at 15.

37:41🔗 Adam Well, she's been with him for a year. All right. How about trying it with your parents? Leave the oral part out.

37:48🔗 Blink 182 Seriously, Mom, I've only gone down on him. We haven't gone all the way.

37:52🔗 Caller Right.

37:54🔗 Drew Could she start out with, Mom, I thought I was a lesbian until I met this guy.

37:58🔗 Caller Right.

37:59🔗 Adam Interesting.

37:59🔗 Drew There's some real bad news.

38:00🔗 Blink 182 Something that might soften the blow.

38:03🔗 Adam Right. I was dead set on a life of lesbianism until I met Stu, the guy below. Stu, this is my mom, dad. That's Stu's sack. You guys should meet. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Mark is here from Blink 182. We're going to hear something off the new CD.

38:24🔗 Blink 182 This will be the first time it will ever be heard ever.

38:26🔗 Adam Is this the big? This is not the big premiere song.

38:30🔗 Blink 182 No, this isn't our single, but this is the first time this next song will ever be on the radio.

38:33🔗 Drew No, this is the world premiere.

38:34🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

38:34🔗 Adam So do we have two of those or one of them?

38:36🔗 Blink 182 You have the first single and then you have the world premiere of a different song.

38:38🔗 Adam Beautiful.

38:39🔗 Drew World, world premieres after this.

38:42🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

39:16🔗 Adam Yep, Loveline, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm Adam, that's Drew. Mark is here from Blink 182. We're going to hear something off the new CD, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, which is coming out June 12th, and then a big fat summer tour to follow that. You queued up there, Anderson? This one is called The Rock Show. Another hit from that hit factory known as Blink 182. The CD is coming out. That is Take Off Your Pants and Jacket. That's coming out June 12th. We got Mark here from the band.

42:29🔗 Dude, you beat off.

42:31🔗 Adam Let's hop back on the phone.

42:33🔗 Blink 182 That guy is so random with those little soundbite clips.

42:36🔗 Adam Yes. He's a talent. He should start getting paid.

42:39🔗 Caller He really should.

42:40🔗 Blink 182 Vince?

42:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:42🔗 Adam You're 16.

42:42🔗 Caller Yeah. I just want to say to Adam, you know, I hate those people that don't know about the man show.

42:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:48🔗 Drew Imagine that. How dare you?

42:50🔗 Caller That's right.

42:51🔗 Drew I beg your pardon.

42:52🔗 Adam The uninitiated.

42:54🔗 Caller Love you guys.

42:55🔗 Drew Thanks, man.

42:56🔗 Caller Since Buddha, Treshard, Kat got all that stuff. Awesome. Dr. Drew, I have a question. Well, when I used to masturbate quite often, like-

43:04🔗 Drew You used to.

43:05🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

43:06🔗 Drew So you don't anymore.

43:07🔗 Blink 182 In front of mine, they used to masturbate a lot.

43:09🔗 Caller My penis would actually start chafing.

43:12🔗 Drew Sure. Believe it or not, that is not an indestructible instrument. Though you may test the limits, you can be destroyed.

43:17🔗 Adam Yeah, like with the sock launch.

43:19🔗 Caller Oh, and I have one more question.

43:21🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute.

43:21🔗 Drew How many times- Well, if you tried an Invo launch, you'd be in trouble.

43:24🔗 Adam How many times were you doing it?

43:25🔗 Caller Oh, I don't know. Numerous times a day.

43:27🔗 Adam I see. And you're not doing it anymore?

43:29🔗 Caller No, I'm grown out of that.

43:33🔗 Blink 182 How old is this guy? 16? You have a long way to go, my friend.

43:36🔗 Adam I was just hitting my stride at 16.

43:39🔗 Caller You got girlfriends these days, you know?

43:40🔗 Adam No, no. Listen, sex is good, but it is not the real thing.

43:45🔗 Caller All right.

43:45🔗 Caller I got another question for Dr. Drew.

43:46🔗 Adam What?

43:47🔗 Caller I got another question.

43:48🔗 Adam Listen, I don't like a 16-year-old kid who doesn't beat off. I really don't.

43:51🔗 Blink 182 I don't trust you, sir.

43:52🔗 Caller Yeah. My other question is, when I get an erection, the world has changed, hasn't it? I can push down on it, and it will crack.

43:58🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

43:59🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

43:59🔗 Drew Yeah. I've done that.

44:00🔗 Caller I've done that. All right.

44:01🔗 Drew There's a tendon there, or actually a ligament that...

44:04🔗 Caller You know, you guys are great. I just want to say, you know, Loveline.

44:06🔗 Adam Thanks. Do that. Do you have a girlfriend? Yeah. Do that for your girlfriend.

44:09🔗 Drew It will freak her out. She'll be very impressed.

44:12🔗 Adam It really...

44:13🔗 Drew Oh my God, you broke it. Oh my God.

44:14🔗 Adam Yeah, it really freaks them out. I guess if they crack their vagina, I'd be upset too.

44:20🔗 Blink 182 How come everybody growing up has to do a penis endurance test on themselves? Some kind of like wind tunnel test and can I bend it this way? Why is that?

44:29🔗 Adam I don't know. You have to test the limits of it though, right? Yeah, I hooked mine up to a treadmill when I was 16.

44:39🔗 Blink 182 You put the little diodes on it and see how fast the heart rate is and breathing?

44:43🔗 Adam That's right. Yeah, I played the theme from the $6 million man at the beginning. Armando?

44:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:51🔗 Adam You're 17?

44:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:52🔗 Adam What's up?

44:53🔗 Caller I want to ask Mark a couple of questions.

44:55🔗 Caller All right.

44:56🔗 Caller Hey, what's up, Mark?

44:57🔗 Blink 182 What's up?

44:59🔗 Caller I know you and Tom have your girlfriends, whatever, right?

45:02🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

45:02🔗 Caller But like, do you guys have a thing for each other? You know, you guys are like pretty gay.

45:06🔗 Drew Yeah, everyone knows that.

45:07🔗 Blink 182 Me and Tom?

45:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:09🔗 Blink 182 We love, love men. No.

45:12🔗 Drew They're in love with being in love with each other.

45:14🔗 Blink 182 Yes.

45:14🔗 Adam They're in love with the idea of being in love. That's what I am.

45:17🔗 Blink 182 Yeah. Why? Does he ask about me?

45:20🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:20🔗 Blink 182 Does Tom ask about me?

45:22🔗 Caller Yeah, I think you guys are hot too.

45:24🔗 Blink 182 Does he say he likes me?

45:25🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:25🔗 Blink 182 All right, cool. Well.

45:26🔗 Caller He likes your butt.

45:28🔗 Adam All right, Armando.

45:29🔗 Caller No, I had another question.

45:30🔗 Adam No, you don't get another question with those butt comments.

45:33🔗 Caller How dare you?

45:34🔗 Adam We have an avid celebrity in here.

45:37🔗 Drew I beg your pardon.

45:38🔗 Adam That's right. And you start off with the butt jokes.

45:40🔗 Blink 182 OK, there was a guy when I was growing up named Armando, and he was really mean to me.

45:44🔗 Adam Oh, really?

45:44🔗 Blink 182 Yeah. And the tradition continues.

45:46🔗 Drew This guy's Armando, too. He's 17.

45:48🔗 Adam Yeah, he's probably his kid. We got to go to break. Chris?

45:53🔗 Caller Yeah? Yeah.

45:54🔗 Adam You got a question?

45:56🔗 Caller I want to say hi to Mark.

45:57🔗 Blink 182 Hey, Chris.

45:58🔗 Caller I was at the performance round at the Palladiums and you guys rocked.

46:02🔗 Blink 182 Well, thank you.

46:04🔗 Adam Hey, Chris.

46:04🔗 Caller Me and my friends are starting a band. It's called The Real Men of the Mind. And we kind of want to go with the same kind of music you guys have, the punk. But do you have any advice on how to make the music and just make it really good?

46:17🔗 Adam Yes, he does. But we have to take a break. So we'll give it to you when we come back.

46:21🔗 Caller For real?

46:22🔗 Adam Well, I don't know. I just said he does. He may not have it.

46:24🔗 Blink 182 I have a lot of advice. But you're going to have to wait.

46:26🔗 Adam Hang on, Chris. Alright. Mark is here from Blink 182. We'll take a little break. We'll be right back with the world premiere after this.

46:35🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:18🔗 Adam Yep, Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Drew. Mark from Blink 182 is here.

47:23🔗 Caller Hi.

47:24🔗 Adam Jerry's gonna be in here from Survivor tomorrow night. And wasn't she the bitchy one? No. Yeah. You know, I got this bad habit of talking about people the night before they come on the show, when it's time to come on the show. But I wanna say this. When you go on an island or a confined piece of land with, you know, 12, 16, 18 strangers, and at the end of the gig, all they can do is agree on one thing, which is that one person was a bitch or an a-hole. That's a pretty fair and accurate assessment of how you are.

48:02🔗 Drew Well, at least you'll be here to defend yourself. It'll be interesting to see if you react to her that way.

48:06🔗 Adam I'm talking, the last survivor, I'm talking about the guy who was the chef with the beard.

48:11🔗 Drew Yeah, that's the same. Nobody liked him either.

48:13🔗 Adam Everybody universally decided he was not to be trusted.

48:17🔗 Drew Those were the two they didn't like.

48:18🔗 Blink 182 Can't they vote people off the island, though? If she's the bitchy one, why didn't they vote her off the island?

48:22🔗 Drew They did. Very quickly.

48:23🔗 Adam Oh, they did? They got her early?

48:25🔗 Drew Yeah.

48:26🔗 Adam I thought she was around for a little while.

48:28🔗 Drew She was a strong player, so they used her to win contests.

48:31🔗 Adam But the chef guy that everyone decided they hated was there to the very end.

48:36🔗 Drew Again, he had alliances. We had to ask her how that all worked.

48:39🔗 Adam All right. Should I work in the part where everyone thought she was a bitch?

48:42🔗 Drew No, I'd say wait to see if you, I know you judge people the moment they walk through the door.

48:47🔗 Adam That's right.

48:47🔗 Drew So let her know exactly how you feel about it right away.

48:50🔗 Adam I judge people based on skin color, Drew. You know the personality doesn't factor in. How dare you?

48:58🔗 Drew Unacceptable.

48:59🔗 Adam All right. Let's just finish up with Chris over here who had a question for Mark. Chris?

49:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:07🔗 Adam You're starting a band.

49:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:09🔗 Adam And you want to know what to do?

49:11🔗 Caller Well, just some advice, any advice you can give us to make it like you guys did. So I'll get a little bit popular.

49:20🔗 Blink 182 Well, I mean, I don't know about trying to give you advice on how to get popular. I mean, just play music that you love in your heart and play music that you believe in and that's all that you can really do and hope that, you know, if you're honest with what you do and you play music that you love and that's going to rub off on other people and that's the best you can hope for. I mean, you can't start a band and go, we're going to be popular. I mean, start a band and play music you love.

49:41🔗 Adam Well, I think historically, if you look at anybody who did anything, whether it was design a car or build a dam or be in a band, they all just did it sort of organically because that's what they were meant to do. That's what they wanted to do. They didn't decide who wanted to buy it, who wanted to see it, who wanted to listen to it in advance.

49:58🔗 Drew Did you work real hard at it, though, for a while?

50:00🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, totally. I mean, we slept on people's floors and slept in a van.

50:03🔗 Drew That's the ingredient that I think people, that's intangible.

50:07🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

50:07🔗 Drew That, A, for a second, instinct to follow that what you're doing has quality. Not just you love it, but you think it's good.

50:13🔗 Blink 182 Right.

50:14🔗 Drew And then having that passion to just sleep on floors, do whatever, just to get...

50:18🔗 Blink 182 But we would, I mean, we'd still be sleeping on floors now and still having the best time. We just got lucky.

50:22🔗 Drew But that's the point. That's the intangible a lot of people don't really have. They just want to be popular or successful, right? They don't...

50:29🔗 Adam Yeah. And the whole... Here's the key. You have to... If you ask the question, you may not be successful. You should just do it. Everybody just did it and was doing it and would be doing it anyway. And if you guys weren't on the show and no one heard of you, you'd still be playing, still be doing it. And it's what you were doing for the years before you came on the show. All right. Let's talk to Melissa, who's 19.

50:56🔗 Caller Hey.

50:56🔗 Adam Hey.

50:57🔗 Caller What's going on?

50:58🔗 Blink 182 Someone's bringing Drew coffee.

51:00🔗 Caller First, I want to say what's up to Mark Hoppus. What's going on?

51:05🔗 Drew Oh. Does that mean something to you, Mark?

51:08🔗 Blink 182 No. Uh-uh.

51:08🔗 Caller What?

51:10🔗 Drew No.

51:10🔗 Blink 182 Go ahead.

51:10🔗 Caller Okay. Well, my question is more for Dr. Drew. Okay. When I was 15, I'm 19 now, I had a breast reduction. Yeah. And I wanted to get another one.

51:22🔗 Adam Wow.

51:23🔗 Caller Um, because they're out of control and so-

51:25🔗 Adam Adam. Are you going to do the other breast or have both of them?

51:29🔗 Caller Both of them.

51:30🔗 Adam I see.

51:30🔗 Caller Yeah. Um, so I was just wondering if it's, um, it's safe or not.

51:34🔗 Adam 15, huh?

51:35🔗 Drew What was going on at 15? You must have had to do some, uh-

51:37🔗 Caller Well, because I'm like tiny and like, I don't know what's going on because like, or what went on because like one day I just woke up and they were like, oh, they were like huge.

51:45🔗 Drew You just woke up with that?

51:47🔗 Caller Where to God? Like they were just out of control.

51:49🔗 Caller Bonesy bonesy.

51:50🔗 Adam Yeah. I had the same thing with my penis. I had a very small penis my whole life. Then one morning I woke up, I had a medium small penis and that was it.

51:59🔗 Drew Yeah.

51:59🔗 Adam But yeah.

52:01🔗 Drew So did you have trouble talking a surgeon into doing the reduction? What's up? Did you have difficulty getting convincing a surgeon to do it?

52:07🔗 Caller He wasn't going to do it. He was like, you should wait. But I was like, no, it's like, it was horrible. They were like an E and I'm like tiny. And I just I was playing sports at the time.

52:15🔗 Adam And you're hold on, slow down. Were you sweating? You're listening in the sun, right?

52:22🔗 Blink 182 What were you wearing when all this happened?

52:24🔗 Caller Good God, what?

52:25🔗 Blink 182 What were you wearing when all this happened?

52:27🔗 Adam A little softball uniform. So wait a minute. You're a petite girl.

52:31🔗 Caller Yes.

52:31🔗 Adam Oh, I love the jugs. I really do.

52:35🔗 Caller No, no, no. But these were like one of those women in the jungle running naked, you know? Like they were just huge.

52:42🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Better.

52:44🔗 Caller They weren't attractive. But anyway.

52:46🔗 Drew So when you had them reduced, you were happy?

52:47🔗 Caller No, I wasn't happy. That's the thing. I told him to get them as small as possible, to be like a full B because I thought that was cute. But he got them down to like a D and I'm still not happy. So I want to go to a different doctor.

53:01🔗 Drew So it's not like they've regrown.

53:03🔗 Caller No, no, no. They haven't really regrown at all.

53:05🔗 Adam They just got them down to a D. Well, they can't step them down too much, right?

53:10🔗 Caller Right.

53:11🔗 Adam And what's wrong with being a petite gal with a D on you?

53:15🔗 Caller It's just not comfortable. I don't think it's attractive, really.

53:19🔗 Blink 182 Well, you're wrong. You're dead wrong.

53:21🔗 Adam Yeah, you are so wrong. Who told you they're not attractive, your catty girlfriend?

53:26🔗 Caller Well, I don't know. I just, I don't know.

53:28🔗 Drew Or your dad.

53:30🔗 Caller No, not my dad.

53:31🔗 Blink 182 I think you look great and I wouldn't change a thing.

53:33🔗 Adam Do you have a boyfriend?

53:34🔗 Caller No, I don't.

53:35🔗 Adam And why not?

53:37🔗 Caller Um, I guess I'm picky.

53:39🔗 Adam Oh, boy.

53:40🔗 Caller But.

53:40🔗 Drew And have you ever had a boyfriend?

53:42🔗 Caller Yes, I have.

53:42🔗 Caller All right. Yeah.

53:43🔗 Drew What happened with that?

53:44🔗 Caller Um, he turned out to be a pathological liar.

53:47🔗 Drew Oh, interesting.

53:48🔗 Caller Yeah, but that, it was okay.

53:49🔗 Adam Was he into the big brass or not?

53:51🔗 Caller I think he was. I think he was.

53:53🔗 Caller You see, that's a thing, though.

53:54🔗 Caller Bad, bad. I don't want boys to like me because of that.

53:57🔗 Drew Yeah, we understand that. But it's, you know.

53:59🔗 Adam Now listen, at 19, they're gonna like you for something other than what you want them to like you for. As a matter of fact, at 29 and at 59, they always like you for something else.

54:11🔗 Drew At least they start. They start with that.

54:13🔗 Adam At least this gets them out on the first date. Yeah. Yeah. As a breast man, I take some amount of offense to everyone turning every guy who's into breast as some sort of a drooling adolescent slimeball. I mean, let's face it, a woman's ass, a woman's eyes, a woman's mouth, any beautiful woman, it's all physical when you're 19. I mean, at least that's what gets the guy in the door. Yeah. Oftentimes, it gets the woman in the door for the guy.

54:41🔗 Drew Yeah.

54:42🔗 Adam Right? So why is the breast so much different?

54:44🔗 Drew Because it suggests a certain kind of attachment to the woman. You know what I mean? It's an uncomfortable fantasy acting out quality to it. You know what I'm saying? Does that make sense at all? Yeah. I guess that women probably kind of feel like, you know.

54:58🔗 Adam Yeah, but I mean.

55:00🔗 Drew It's fine. It's nothing wrong with it.

55:02🔗 Adam What's the difference really if a woman has piercing blue eyes and beautiful blonde hair?

55:08🔗 Drew Let's see if this is more accurate of describing it. People tend to incorporate that more into the person.

55:13🔗 Adam Where the breasts aren't really attached to them. I wish you could separate them.

55:18🔗 Drew See what I'm saying?

55:19🔗 Adam Take those things right home.

55:20🔗 Drew OK. See what I'm saying?

55:22🔗 Adam Hey, I got your breasts. Get lost. Go wait in the car.

55:25🔗 Drew Right?

55:26🔗 Adam Well, all right. You may be right.

55:29🔗 Drew And there's nothing wrong with it, but I think people sense that.

55:31🔗 Adam Before you leave, I need the vagina. Vagina and.

55:34🔗 Drew Quick. Vagina quick in here.

55:36🔗 Adam Lower jaw. OK. So what is it? One breath. No, I don't need them both. Just give me the one. Give me the whatever you want. Surprise me. Vagina and lower jaw. Give me the whole mouth and one nostril. And I'll go wait in the Al Camino. I'll be there in five. And don't worry. Don't worry. I'll wipe everything down before you get it back. What name is this, Drew?

55:59🔗 Drew Anissa? Anisio? Anisio.

56:02🔗 Adam You're 15.

56:02🔗 Caller What's up?

56:04🔗 Caller Okay.

56:05🔗 Caller I've been with my boyfriend for like a year now.

56:07🔗 Caller And like we recently just had sex for the first time. And I was like waiting for him to do what my first time was. And I was just like really disappointing.

56:16🔗 Drew Why?

56:17🔗 Caller Huh?

56:18🔗 Drew Why?

56:18🔗 Caller Because seriously I think it was too small.

56:21🔗 Caller Because like I didn't feel anything.

56:24🔗 Drew Yeah. No, that's just the usual kind of disappointment that women often feel that first time out.

56:29🔗 Blink 182 Especially with me.

56:30🔗 Adam Yeah, that's bad. Yeah, they build it up.

56:34🔗 Caller Okay, I have another question.

56:35🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute. Is he small?

56:38🔗 Caller Is he short?

56:40🔗 Adam No. Remember we were talking about his penis a few minutes ago?

56:43🔗 Blink 182 Remember from before we were talking about his penis?

56:45🔗 Adam And remember how small it was? Is it small?

56:47🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

56:48🔗 Adam You saw it?

56:51🔗 Caller But I mean what do we do?

56:52🔗 Caller Like is there anything else to accommodate for size?

56:55🔗 Drew Yeah, the mouth.

56:56🔗 Adam Yeah. They can do a little oral sex.

56:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:59🔗 Adam Did he do that?

56:59🔗 Caller That was cool.

57:00🔗 Adam That was good?

57:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:01🔗 Adam You enjoyed that? All right. And how small is his penis? Do you know?

57:05🔗 Caller Probably like three inches.

57:07🔗 Adam Oh, really?

57:08🔗 Caller Oh, I don't know. It was pretty small.

57:10🔗 Adam You didn't say anything to him, did you? No.

57:12🔗 Drew You didn't laugh?

57:13🔗 Caller Like he's mean.

57:14🔗 Adam Yeah, good. Make sure you don't.

57:16🔗 Caller Okay.

57:17🔗 Adam Because that'll ruin a young man. How old is he?

57:19🔗 Caller He's 15.

57:21🔗 Adam So you had the sex how long ago?

57:24🔗 Caller Like one Valentine's Day.

57:26🔗 Adam I see. And if you had sex since?

57:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:29🔗 Caller We did it like three times since then.

57:31🔗 Drew Did that feel better?

57:32🔗 Caller Huh?

57:33🔗 Drew Was that better?

57:33🔗 Caller No.

57:35🔗 Drew What are you using for birth control?

57:37🔗 Caller Oh, we just use a condom.

57:39🔗 Drew Okay.

57:39🔗 Adam All right. Did it stay on him okay?

57:41🔗 Caller Yeah. There was like no point of it.

57:44🔗 Drew Because you didn't feel anything.

57:45🔗 Adam Oh, this poor guy. I hope he doesn't have a radio or a pistol. It's a bad combination. Putting in his mouth right now. Now, how was the oral sex? Did he do well?

57:57🔗 Caller I was telling him exactly where to go and stuff.

58:00🔗 Caller It was pretty cool. Okay. There you go.

58:02🔗 Adam Wow. You're a pretty tall order. Yeah. I mean, you're a handful for a 15-year-old guy. Thanks. He doesn't have his sex in legs under him yet at 15. You're telling him like, no, no, no, no, no, closer to Mecca. Good. Stay there. Don't talk. Stop breathing through your nose. Hey, your ass is blocking the set. I can't see Buffy.

58:25🔗 Blink 182 Okay.

58:25🔗 Adam So did you have an orgasm?

58:27🔗 Caller Did I?

58:28🔗 Adam No.

58:29🔗 Blink 182 Can girls have orgasms at 15?

58:31🔗 Drew It's a great question because many can, some can't. During intercourse, be rare. Be rare during intercourse.

58:38🔗 Adam You realize she talks like a slide whistle. She goes, did I?

58:42🔗 Drew Yeah.

58:43🔗 Adam She goes up the hill and coasts down the other side conversationally. Okay. So Mark, what were you going to say?

58:50🔗 Blink 182 I'm sorry. Oh, I was going to say, because I was under the impression that women can't have orgasms until they're at least 40.

58:55🔗 Drew There's something to that.

58:55🔗 Blink 182 Is that true, right?

58:56🔗 Adam It's been my experience because I've not been with a woman over 39. Mark, dude.

59:00🔗 Blink 182 What?

59:01🔗 Caller What's up with your drummer, Travis?

59:03🔗 Blink 182 What's up with him?

59:04🔗 Caller He's so hot.

59:05🔗 Caller I love him to death.

59:06🔗 Blink 182 Really? He was asking about you before.

59:08🔗 Caller Are you serious?

59:09🔗 Adam I swear.

59:10🔗 Caller I'm not up.

59:11🔗 Blink 182 No, seriously.

59:12🔗 Caller No, seriously.

59:13🔗 Caller I love him so much.

59:14🔗 Adam Yeah, he's like, who's that ball busting 15-year-old that would tear me a new a-hole sexually? Yeah, it really made me feel bad about myself before I go out on the road.

59:24🔗 Blink 182 That sucks because you know that she's talked with her friends and definitely when you're 15, everything that happens in your life gets back to everybody else.

59:30🔗 Adam So, and you know, it's like this guy's talking to his buddies like, yeah, I gave it to her good and one guy chomps in. It's not what I heard.

59:38🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

59:38🔗 Adam He's like, what dude? And then he lays a real specific piece of information out there. And it's something that he knows that there has to be some inside stuff. And, but see, we always talk about these 15-year-old girls and how they shouldn't be with these 18, 19-year-old guys.

59:55🔗 Blink 182 Right.

59:55🔗 Adam But now with the 15-year-old.

59:57🔗 Drew Yeah, but you know what I mean? She shouldn't be having sex.

1:00:00🔗 Adam Is that what it is? All right. No more sex, you 15-year-olds. Ashley?

1:00:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:06🔗 Adam You're 12?

1:00:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:07🔗 Adam No more sex.

1:00:08🔗 Caller Okay.

1:00:09🔗 Adam All right. What's up?

1:00:10🔗 Caller Okay. My question is for Mark. Okay. Okay. On the 11th, I went to the concert at the Palladium.

1:00:16🔗 Blink 182 Sure.

1:00:17🔗 Caller And me and my friend Susie, we took this big blue bunny and we had like a letter inside this envelope and we gave it to one of the security guards and he put it up on the stage before Blink 182 went up. And I wanted to know, did you ever get it?

1:00:33🔗 Blink 182 Yeah. I got it. Yeah. That was cool.

1:00:36🔗 Adam It was blue, right?

1:00:37🔗 Blink 182 It was a blue like rabbit thing. Right?

1:00:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:41🔗 Blink 182 Yeah. I got that.

1:00:42🔗 Caller And then my other question was-

1:00:43🔗 Adam Hold on. What did the note say, Mark?

1:00:46🔗 Blink 182 It said, it's private stuff, dude.

1:00:48🔗 Caller I'm not going to talk about it in the air.

1:00:50🔗 Caller Mark, you rock. Yeah.

1:00:52🔗 Adam He got it. He read the note. And he probably keeps it in the tour bus.

1:00:57🔗 Caller That's cool.

1:00:58🔗 Adam That is. What were you doing going to the concert at 12? Were your parents there?

1:01:02🔗 Caller My mom took me.

1:01:03🔗 Drew No.

1:01:03🔗 Blink 182 What did she say afterwards?

1:01:05🔗 Caller What do you mean what she say?

1:01:06🔗 Drew About the performance.

1:01:07🔗 Blink 182 About the performance. Does she say anything about, you know?

1:01:10🔗 Caller She likes Blink 182.

1:01:11🔗 Drew Really? How old is your mom?

1:01:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:12🔗 Drew How old is your mom?

1:01:13🔗 Caller I don't know, like 30 something.

1:01:16🔗 Caller Yeah, you know.

1:01:18🔗 Blink 182 That's cool.

1:01:19🔗 Adam Well, you know what's weird? I was just thinking about, there's that little window when you know how old your parents are. Like growing up, you don't know how old they are. My dad's old, old. I mean, he's like, I don't know, 30. You know, you do that, right? And then there's that little window when you're like, I don't know, maybe 15 to 25, where you actually know your parents' age. And then you get older and you move out and you lose a little bit of touch. And now it's like, dad's, he's old. He's older than 30. I know that. Well, I'm doing the math. I'm older than 30. So he's got to be 36. So he's got to be, you figure 10 years easy. 46, 48? I don't know. But he's old. And then you don't want to know. And then later on you find out how old they are again when they start getting sick. Oh, she's 85 and she's a trooper. I'll tell you that she's a tough, tough woman. All right, we want to go to some more calls here. Victoria, you're 15.

1:02:13🔗 Caller Yeah. Hi.

1:02:14🔗 Adam What's up?

1:02:15🔗 Caller Hi. I just want to say hi, Mark. I love you.

1:02:18🔗 Blink 182 Hello.

1:02:18🔗 Caller Yeah. I don't know if you remember me, but I was the chick who won the tickets when you guys were world premiere. And you're single with Striker.

1:02:26🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

1:02:26🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

1:02:27🔗 Adam With the stuffed bunny?

1:02:29🔗 Caller No.

1:02:29🔗 Adam No, I do remember. No, I'm not a chick. Okay.

1:02:31🔗 Caller No. Yeah, that was me.

1:02:32🔗 Caller I won him and I answered your trivia question, Mark.

1:02:35🔗 Blink 182 Oh, okay.

1:02:36🔗 Caller Yeah. And I was at your guys' show.

1:02:37🔗 Blink 182 Okay.

1:02:37🔗 Caller And I was just wondering what was your favorite song that you guys like ever wrote?

1:02:44🔗 Blink 182 I think the favorite song that I've ever written was a song called Don't Leave Me off of Any Mother State. I don't know. I think it's a cool song and I'm not exactly sure what it's about. They're just lyrics that sounded cool to me. But I just think it's a cool song.

1:02:56🔗 Adam Cool. Thanks, Victoria.

1:02:58🔗 Caller Wait, wait.

1:02:59🔗 Adam No, that's it. No, we're done with you.

1:03:01🔗 Caller All right. Bye, Mark.

1:03:02🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:03:05🔗 Caller Quite get the hang up on it.

1:03:06🔗 Blink 182 The hang up is the best.

1:03:07🔗 Adam All right. I'm going to work some of that in. Let's see.

1:03:12🔗 Caller Hi.

1:03:13🔗 Adam 22.

1:03:13🔗 Caller How are you?

1:03:14🔗 Adam What's up?

1:03:15🔗 Caller Is Mark on the line?

1:03:17🔗 Blink 182 I sure am, Tina.

1:03:18🔗 Caller Hi.

1:03:18🔗 Caller How are you?

1:03:18🔗 Blink 182 Hi. How are you doing?

1:03:20🔗 Caller Oh my gosh. What are you wearing?

1:03:21🔗 Caller Me?

1:03:22🔗 Blink 182 Yes.

1:03:22🔗 Caller I'm wearing a black bad religion t-shirt.

1:03:24🔗 Caller Oh, cool.

1:03:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:25🔗 Caller How are you?

1:03:26🔗 Blink 182 I'm very good.

1:03:27🔗 Caller I'm in love with you to start out with, but you're married, so that's besides the fact. And me, I'm getting married in May, so that's besides the fact too.

1:03:34🔗 Adam You got a question?

1:03:37🔗 Caller Actually, I just wanted to say hi to Mark.

1:03:38🔗 Drew Okay.

1:03:40🔗 Blink 182 Do the thing with the button.

1:03:41🔗 Adam Oh, wait a minute. It works better this way. Hey, Tina.

1:03:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:45🔗 Adam What? Where are you going on your honeymoon?

1:03:49🔗 Caller Me?

1:03:49🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:03:50🔗 Caller I'm going to England.

1:03:51🔗 Adam Oh, wait. I didn't hang up before she said England. Hold on a second. Tina. Yeah. What? Let's see. What are your plans? I mean, tell me about your marriage plans.

1:04:01🔗 Caller I don't have any.

1:04:02🔗 Drew The wedding, the wedding plans.

1:04:03🔗 Adam Yeah, the wedding, the wedding.

1:04:04🔗 Caller Plans?

1:04:05🔗 Adam Oh, boy. This is not what I have.

1:04:07🔗 Drew Are you going to wear a white dress?

1:04:09🔗 Adam Huh?

1:04:09🔗 Drew Are you going to wear a white dress?

1:04:10🔗 Adam Yes.

1:04:10🔗 Caller Oh, that's no good.

1:04:12🔗 Adam That's no good. Tina.

1:04:14🔗 Drew We'll call your bridesmaids.

1:04:14🔗 Adam Tina, yes. Give me your fiance's full name, including middle name.

1:04:20🔗 Caller I can't do that. Do you know why? Why? Because he's going to meet Mark at the...

1:04:25🔗 Caller There you go.

1:04:26🔗 Adam Yeah, that's good because she said at the... Right. Yeah. Mark, thanks for the cue.

1:04:31🔗 Caller I was wondering why you didn't want to end. All right.

1:04:34🔗 Adam Angie?

1:04:34🔗 Caller Hi. How are you guys doing?

1:04:36🔗 Adam Good. What's up?

1:04:37🔗 Caller I'm glad you're back, Andrew. It's good to hear you again.

1:04:40🔗 Adam Thanks.

1:04:40🔗 Caller Hey, I was...

1:04:41🔗 Adam Where'd you go? I was in New York last week. What's up?

1:04:44🔗 Caller I have a question. Years ago, I'm forty-two. I'm from Sacramento. Years ago, I was with this guy, and he put cocaine on my pussy, and I was wondering if that would cause me any kind of effect later on in life. Also, I mean, I did get off. I had the best orgasm in my life. It was great. And I just wonder, you know, what goes on with that, putting down there and all that?

1:05:05🔗 Drew Well, it's a topical anesthetic.

1:05:08🔗 Adam First off, Angie, where'd you go to finishing school? Dr. Drew and I got it back here.

1:05:12🔗 Caller West Sacramento, as a matter of fact.

1:05:14🔗 Adam He thought it was in the East.

1:05:15🔗 Drew I was in Pine Manor.

1:05:16🔗 Adam Pine Manor?

1:05:17🔗 Drew Pack ten.

1:05:19🔗 Adam Angie, he put some cocaine on you down there.

1:05:22🔗 Caller Right.

1:05:23🔗 Adam And it numbed you up?

1:05:24🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:05:26🔗 Adam He gave you a freeze?

1:05:27🔗 Caller Exactly. First time I did it years ago though.

1:05:30🔗 Adam Huh?

1:05:30🔗 Caller Like 15 years ago. It was great.

1:05:32🔗 Blink 182 You had a gnarly orgasm?

1:05:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:34🔗 Drew It was cool. So this happened on one single outing?

1:05:37🔗 Caller Right.

1:05:37🔗 Drew He didn't do it regularly to you?

1:05:38🔗 Caller No.

1:05:39🔗 Drew Did you get high from it?

1:05:41🔗 Caller I think I did. Yeah.

1:05:42🔗 Drew I've seen a weird thing lately.

1:05:43🔗 Adam Really?

1:05:44🔗 Drew Semen is actually four times, excuse me, amphetamine is actually four to five times more concentrated in semen than in blood. So when guys ejaculate into women, they get amphetamine load. And I've seen it from opiates. Opiates do some of that too.

1:05:59🔗 Adam Ropey, cocaine load.

1:06:03🔗 Caller I don't do any kind of drugs but he just sent me one time. I felt kind of neat years and years ago. I was wondering if it would have any kind of effect on me.

1:06:10🔗 Drew No, I don't think so.

1:06:11🔗 Blink 182 You have to say it. You have to say it does because otherwise it's the horriest thing in the world.

1:06:15🔗 Drew Yeah, she'll do it again.

1:06:16🔗 Adam Hey Angie, we're in the 80s, a great time, it was like 1987.

1:06:20🔗 Drew I know.

1:06:20🔗 Adam He was probably sporting the Don Johnson look.

1:06:23🔗 Caller Exactly.

1:06:24🔗 Adam Right, he had the white blazer.

1:06:26🔗 Caller Adam, you're so funny. Right?

1:06:27🔗 Adam No.

1:06:28🔗 Caller Drew, you're sexy.

1:06:29🔗 Drew Yeah, but Adam's right, isn't he?

1:06:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:31🔗 Adam Yeah, put a little blow on you. He got down with you.

1:06:34🔗 Drew Baby, where's your priority thing about that? I'm going to go to the roof. You run around the house three times.

1:06:39🔗 Adam Did he do anything to his penis?

1:06:42🔗 Caller Yeah, he had a pretty big penis.

1:06:45🔗 Drew I suspect that all of the whole experience had more to do with your orgasm than cocaine on the vagina.

1:06:49🔗 Caller Yeah, you know, that's what I think is too, is he's the only guy who ever gave me orgasm.

1:06:53🔗 Drew All right. So it had more to do with him. Wow.

1:06:56🔗 Adam 15 years.

1:06:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:57🔗 Drew What are you doing all those years in between?

1:06:59🔗 Caller Oh, I was married, and I left my husband 15 years, and stuff like that, but...

1:07:05🔗 Adam How's life going now?

1:07:07🔗 Caller Not too good.

1:07:07🔗 Adam What's the matter?

1:07:08🔗 Caller I don't know. I was in the relationship 15 years, and now I'm just not seeing anybody. It's been a couple of years, so I'm just going to go out there and be with anybody, you know?

1:07:18🔗 Adam All right. Do you have any kids?

1:07:19🔗 Caller No kids, no.

1:07:20🔗 Caller Good.

1:07:21🔗 Caller Yeah, so I'm doing okay.

1:07:23🔗 Caller All right, babe.

1:07:24🔗 Caller I listen to you guys every night. I love you guys. You guys are great.

1:07:26🔗 Drew Thanks, but don't recreate the 87 sport attire. Oh, no, no. Just realize it's probably worth the guy.

1:07:33🔗 Caller You guys are great. Love you. Bye.

1:07:35🔗 Adam All right. Yeah. I miss those days when they rubbed coke on everything. You know, that was a good thing about drug, that cocaine, because he also had a sort of topical aspect to it that you don't have, like you can't rub weed on your penis. No. That's no good.

1:07:51🔗 Drew But cocaine also in those days was non addictive, you'll remember.

1:07:54🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1:07:56🔗 Drew People forget how these things hit the scene.

1:07:58🔗 Adam I'm really, I want to get back into coke. I really do.

1:08:00🔗 Drew Oh, good.

1:08:02🔗 Adam I'll tell you why. Because there was a short period of my life when I did coke and my friends did coke, and that was probably in the early, probably mid 80s.

1:08:13🔗 Drew How did you afford it?

1:08:14🔗 Adam That's my point. I swear to Christ, I used to work carpet cleaning, and we'd make $6.50 an hour, and the son of a bitch would take taxes out, and he'd sell us like a half gram of coke or something for 55, 60 bucks. You'd work a whole week and you'd get a half gram of coke. Yeah, it was great. It was good times. But the point is, is coke was like, I don't know, it was like 120 bucks a gram or something like that. And then I was making 7, 6.57 bucks an hour. I mean, you do the math. That's a pretty expensive drug. Now I'm literally a millionaire, literally. And coke, it's free now, isn't it? Isn't it almost free?

1:08:57🔗 Drew What to you?

1:08:57🔗 Adam I mean, to me, it would really, no, but seriously, the difference between me doing coke now and the money I make and the price of coke is now and me doing coke in 1984 would be the difference between me paying $170 a gallon and 15 cents a gallon. Really, if it was a car, wouldn't it?

1:09:18🔗 Drew Yes.

1:09:18🔗 Adam Okay, so now's the time to make my move. Okay, Drew, go out and score me and give me some of that good medicinal stuff.

1:09:26🔗 Drew Yeah, whenever I have to get prescribed something for anabiotics, can you score for me? Can you score me some antibiotics?

1:09:32🔗 Adam Drew hates score. Go score me some sleeping pills. Mark Schnell, we should score some holes. That's what you use when you need someone to get you something. Okay, Mark is here from Blink 182. We're going to hear the world premiere from the new Blink album when we come back.

1:09:54🔗 Caller Hello, this is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-1-91. Loveline will be right back.

1:10:18🔗 Hi, this is John Favreau, and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Yeah, yeah.

1:10:25🔗 Adam Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Mark is here from Blink 182.

1:10:30🔗 Drew Hello.

1:10:31🔗 Adam Take Off Your Pants and Jacket is the name of the new CD, but don't go to the record stores yet, because it will not be out until June 12th. But we will, we're going to do a world premiere of a song that is off the new CD in a matter of moments. But there's a little stipulation here, which is we can't just play it straight on through, because somebody will download it or grab it or something.

1:10:57🔗 Drew So we just need to talk in the middle of it or?

1:10:59🔗 Adam I'm going to sing the dreidel song over the whole song.

1:11:02🔗 Drew The whole thing, okay.

1:11:03🔗 Adam I had a little dreidel, I made it out of, well, you know how the dreidel song goes. Who knows what goes on in the old vagina, the old vagina.

1:11:12🔗 Drew Ladies only.

1:11:14🔗 Adam Now everyone, over 70. I will, yeah, I may sing the vagina song, but we'll work it out. You'll still hear the song. We'll just screw it up for anyone who's trying to record it. Okay, let's speak to Summer. Summer's 19. Summer?

1:11:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:29🔗 Adam What's up?

1:11:30🔗 Caller Yeah, I had kind of a question and opinion thing that I'm 19 and I'm kind of a guy that's like way older than me. And like a lot of people are like, they're...

1:11:42🔗 Blink 182 How much older?

1:11:43🔗 Caller He's 35.

1:11:45🔗 Caller All right.

1:11:47🔗 Caller But the thing is like I'm happy. Like, he like listens...

1:11:50🔗 Drew This is sort of on the border for us. This is an absolute no way. If you were 17, we'd be angry.

1:11:56🔗 Blink 182 Hey, I'm getting closer to 35, so it doesn't sound that bad to me now. I think you're super cool.

1:12:00🔗 Caller But a lot of my friends are like, oh, my gosh, he's so old and he has a kid and everything because that's kind of how I met him.

1:12:07🔗 Drew Right.

1:12:08🔗 Adam You were dating his kid?

1:12:09🔗 Caller No.

1:12:10🔗 Adam No. I see. But as guys, we know that we would not want to hang out with the 35-year-old dude who was dating the 19-year-old. Would we? Would we like that guy?

1:12:19🔗 Drew You might. You might. But here's the bigger, I think, issue is that you kind of know what he's up to. You know what I'm saying? You got to listen.

1:12:28🔗 Blink 182 What's she whispering about?

1:12:29🔗 Let's listen.

1:12:31🔗 Blink 182 Who are you talking to?

1:12:33🔗 Caller My mom.

1:12:33🔗 Caller Oh, really?

1:12:34🔗 Drew Does she know about this?

1:12:37🔗 Caller No.

1:12:38🔗 Drew Does she now?

1:12:39🔗 Caller No.

1:12:39🔗 Caller No one knows. Like a couple of my friends know.

1:12:42🔗 Adam I see. What's this guy do for a living?

1:12:44🔗 Caller He does something with like socks or something like that.

1:12:47🔗 Drew Socks?

1:12:48🔗 Caller I don't like.

1:12:49🔗 Blink 182 Socks. He does the sock trick, the launching the sock thing.

1:12:52🔗 Caller I don't know. He's like a financial advisor or something with money, something like that. I see.

1:12:57🔗 Drew But we kind of know what he's up to with her. You know what I'm saying? And it could work out, but you're not at the same place in life as he is. He's not likely to sort of value your interest.

1:13:06🔗 Caller Yeah, that's our thing though. We don't have a lot of comment, but not a lot of people have listened to him before.

1:13:11🔗 Drew He likes that you're 19.

1:13:13🔗 Caller And like he listens to me and wants to know my views and opinions.

1:13:17🔗 Caller Right. Right.

1:13:18🔗 Adam Now give me a BJ. Are you done with your opinion? Oh, you still have some more views? Well, can you blow me and give me your opinion? What if your opinion was to blow me? All right. You have a lot of sex?

1:13:30🔗 Caller No.

1:13:31🔗 Adam No.

1:13:32🔗 Caller Not really.

1:13:33🔗 Adam Interesting.

1:13:34🔗 Drew Why not? He travels a lot.

1:13:36🔗 Caller Yeah, he does.

1:13:37🔗 Adam He does. You think he has any other women?

1:13:41🔗 Caller I don't know. I mean, I've heard that he's like had like girls like a lot of girls before, but he claims that he hasn't. It's like rumors and stuff.

1:13:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Also the problem with a guy who's 35 is dating a 19 year old. Here's a guy who likes chicks, doesn't have a whole lot of scruples and maybe stepping out a little bit.

1:14:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:00🔗 Drew He has a reputation for this. I mean, this is that guy. He's that guy. He's doing what he does.

1:14:05🔗 Caller And I like, I mean, a lot of people told me that, oh, it has something to do with your dad and you're just looking for a father for him.

1:14:11🔗 Drew No, no, no. Listen, you're talking to Drew here and I don't even say that to you. I just say, it's understandable you'd be attracted to an older established guy, a guy who's obviously attracted to women, a guy who likes women. But I don't think you really understand what you're getting into and you may have to learn. And maybe this will work out. I just don't think so.

1:14:26🔗 Caller Yeah, I don't think so either. But I mean, a lot of people told me, oh, just break up with them. But like I'm having fun and I'm happy.

1:14:33🔗 Adam Well, don't get pregnant.

1:14:34🔗 Drew Going to college or something?

1:14:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:36🔗 Adam Junior college.

1:14:37🔗 Caller No, not junior college. You always say that. But I can honestly say I don't go to junior college.

1:14:41🔗 Drew We live in Corona. Where's the college out there?

1:14:44🔗 Caller UCR.

1:14:45🔗 Drew Riverside.

1:14:45🔗 Caller Yeah. All right. It's a university.

1:14:48🔗 Drew Yes. No, no, it's a good university, too. All right.

1:14:50🔗 Adam It is? Yeah.

1:14:51🔗 Caller Right, there you go.

1:14:53🔗 Drew I love that. Riverside is a good school. Good science. Great science at Riverside.

1:14:57🔗 Adam Really?

1:14:57🔗 Drew Yeah, really good.

1:14:58🔗 Adam True. You're such a, you know, you're, some guys are in the cars, you're in the colleges.

1:15:02🔗 Drew I'm in the schools, I am.

1:15:03🔗 Adam That is such a geek town. G-G-G-Geek Town. Christina?

1:15:12🔗 Caller Hello?

1:15:14🔗 Adam Christina?

1:15:15🔗 Caller Uh-huh?

1:15:15🔗 Drew Hi.

1:15:16🔗 Adam You're 14?

1:15:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:17🔗 What's up?

1:15:18🔗 Caller First of all, I want to say hi, Mark.

1:15:20🔗 Drew Hi.

1:15:21🔗 Caller Oh, my God, I adore you. Oh, my God. Uh-huh?

1:15:26🔗 Drew Oh, she's answering the radio now. She's answering the radio.

1:15:28🔗 Adam Christina? Christina?

1:15:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:31🔗 Adam Christina?

1:15:31🔗 Caller Yeah, this is her.

1:15:33🔗 Caller Hello. Hello.

1:15:36🔗 Drew We should turn the radio on.

1:15:37🔗 Caller Hello.

1:15:38🔗 Drew Hi.

1:15:38🔗 Caller Okay.

1:15:39🔗 Adam All right.

1:15:40🔗 Caller Am I talking to you guys now?

1:15:41🔗 Drew Yeah, we're here.

1:15:41🔗 Caller Okay.

1:15:42🔗 Adam Radio down?

1:15:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:43🔗 Adam Okay.

1:15:44🔗 Drew I'm kidding.

1:15:45🔗 Adam All right, what's your question?

1:15:46🔗 Caller Okay, see, see, I'm going on with a 16 year old.

1:15:49🔗 Drew You're what?

1:15:50🔗 Caller I'm with a 16 year old.

1:15:51🔗 Adam 16.

1:15:52🔗 Drew You're 14.

1:15:53🔗 Caller Yeah. And I'm having, like, feelings to sleep with him.

1:15:56🔗 Adam I see.

1:15:57🔗 Drew Feelings to sleep with him.

1:15:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:58🔗 Drew You mean he's begging you?

1:15:59🔗 Caller No.

1:16:00🔗 Drew He's demanding?

1:16:01🔗 Caller No.

1:16:02🔗 Caller He's been asking, but I am.

1:16:04🔗 Adam Okay. How long have you been with him?

1:16:06🔗 Caller Like a year.

1:16:07🔗 Adam I see. All right.

1:16:09🔗 Drew Getting warmer.

1:16:10🔗 Adam And you want to do that?

1:16:12🔗 Caller Yeah, but I know it's not right.

1:16:14🔗 Adam Yeah. Who's that? Your sister?

1:16:18🔗 Caller Huh?

1:16:18🔗 Adam Is that your sister?

1:16:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:20🔗 Adam Yeah. What the hell's going on? You have a lot of brothers and sisters?

1:16:23🔗 Caller No.

1:16:23🔗 Caller It's because my mom's on the other side.

1:16:27🔗 Adam She's like, how many kids are over there?

1:16:29🔗 Blink 182 I think she lives in an orphanage.

1:16:31🔗 Caller No, I don't.

1:16:32🔗 Adam Does your mother live in a shoe?

1:16:34🔗 Caller No.

1:16:35🔗 Caller She's cool. She's cool.

1:16:37🔗 Drew She's cool. Is she listening to what you're saying on the radio?

1:16:39🔗 Caller Huh?

1:16:39🔗 Drew Is she listening to what you're saying on the radio?

1:16:41🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:16:42🔗 Adam How many brothers and sisters do you have?

1:16:43🔗 Caller I have three brothers. No, I have a brother and three sisters.

1:16:49🔗 Caller No, actually two sisters.

1:16:51🔗 Caller I'm the third one.

1:16:52🔗 Adam Killed one. All right.

1:16:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:53🔗 Adam All right. And you want to have sex?

1:16:57🔗 Caller Yeah, but I know it's not right.

1:16:59🔗 Drew All right. There you go. You're not ready. That's cool.

1:17:01🔗 Caller But I want to.

1:17:02🔗 Adam All right.

1:17:02🔗 Drew You want to is good.

1:17:03🔗 Adam Here's my point. How far away can she be? She's been with this guy for?

1:17:07🔗 Drew A year. It's a big year.

1:17:08🔗 Adam A year?

1:17:09🔗 Drew A big year.

1:17:10🔗 Adam That's a long time.

1:17:11🔗 Drew The guy's not pushing.

1:17:12🔗 Adam He's ready.

1:17:12🔗 Drew The guy's not pushing.

1:17:13🔗 Blink 182 Hey, maybe I figured it out. It's always the young guys that want to have sex and the girls always say no, but now the girls are saying yes. It opened up the whole can of worms now.

1:17:22🔗 Adam Maybe they're freaking the guys out.

1:17:23🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, exactly. Starting off with that first guy that had this chick ask him how he felt all the time. Check how she felt her. The roles are being reversed and everything is going to hell.

1:17:33🔗 Adam You can break his hymen.

1:17:34🔗 Caller Mark.

1:17:35🔗 Blink 182 What?

1:17:35🔗 Caller Mark.

1:17:36🔗 Caller What? Can you do me a favor?

1:17:39🔗 Blink 182 Oh, no. Yeah?

1:17:41🔗 Caller Can you tell Tom that I love him?

1:17:44🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

1:17:44🔗 Drew First thing.

1:17:45🔗 Adam All right, Christina, listen to me. You better use some birth control.

1:17:51🔗 Drew Oh, please.

1:17:51🔗 Caller No, but it's wrong.

1:17:53🔗 Drew Okay.

1:17:54🔗 Adam It's wrong. But if the time comes, do not be caught off guard.

1:17:59🔗 Caller Okay.

1:17:59🔗 Adam Be prepared.

1:18:00🔗 Caller Okay. Oh, and I want to-

1:18:02🔗 Caller There you go.

1:18:04🔗 Caller Yes.

1:18:05🔗 Adam Wow, this feels good. I'm going to hang up on everyone tomorrow night. That's it.

1:18:09🔗 Caller Just pow.

1:18:11🔗 Caller All right.

1:18:11🔗 Adam Should we do our world premiere from the Blink 182 CD?

1:18:15🔗 Blink 182 Just hang up on one more person.

1:18:17🔗 Caller Okay. Real fast.

1:18:19🔗 Adam Yeah. Jennifer?

1:18:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:22🔗 Adam 16?

1:18:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:24🔗 Adam What's your question?

1:18:25🔗 Caller I just want to-

1:18:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:30🔗 Adam I'm such a big man.

1:18:32🔗 Caller That's right.

1:18:32🔗 Adam I feel big. Do I look better? I'm glowing, right?

1:18:38🔗 Drew You're big.

1:18:38🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm a big, big man.

1:18:40🔗 Adam Big, powerful man.

1:18:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:42🔗 Drew You get a little bloated and sort of blow harder too.

1:18:44🔗 Adam Not everyone can hang up on a 16-year-old. He's a big, big, important, powerful man to do that. Jennifer, now just hang on because we just put her on hold. We'll get back with her and get her question out. Now, it's time to hear our world premiere for the Blink 182 song. You got that queued up there, Anderson? We're going to try a little something. Like I said, don't be distracted. We're doing a little something so people can't bootleg record this thing. So don't be distracted. Here we go. This is called Stay Together for the Kids.

1:20:21🔗 Caller I had a little dreidel.

1:20:23🔗 Drew How's the weather up there where you live now?

1:20:24🔗 Adam I made it out of clay.

1:20:25🔗 Caller Nice.

1:20:26🔗 Drew It's like San Diego sort of, isn't it?

1:20:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:28🔗 Caller Nice.

1:20:28🔗 Adam And when it's dry and ready, oh dreidel, I will play.

1:20:32🔗 Caller Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel.

1:21:44🔗 Adam All right, we've ruined the song enough, haven't we? No one can boot like this. Yeah, our work is done. Let's just enjoy the song. Well, there you have it. A world premiere from Blink 182 off of the new CD, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, with a little sampling by Yours Truly, with Who Knows What Goes On in the Old Vagina, and the Dreadle Song.

1:23:14🔗 Blink 182 What's rad is that's going to end up all over the internet with that thing in it until the record comes out. So for the next month, kids are going to be listening to it with your Dreadle Song going on over it.

1:23:22🔗 Adam That would be on Napster. And the real funny part is they'll think that you did that in the studio. All right, Mark is here from Blink 182. We'll take ourselves a little break and we'll be right back.

1:23:32🔗 Caller Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191, back in a minute.

1:24:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:03🔗 Blink 182 That was Newtown Glory.

1:24:05🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, we dig this song. We had these guys on the show four or five weeks ago, didn't we?

1:24:11🔗 Drew We're six months ago.

1:24:13🔗 Adam Our six months or it could have been four years ago. Yeah. We have no idea.

1:24:16🔗 Drew We're just locked in this booth all the time, we lose track of time.

1:24:18🔗 Adam Is it light outside?

1:24:20🔗 Drew Could be.

1:24:21🔗 Adam Yeah, because we're coming up on 12, the clock says, but is that noon or is that in the middle of the night? Am I going to need to turn my lights on when I drive home?

1:24:30🔗 Drew I'm confused.

1:24:31🔗 Adam OK, Drew, that's too much for you to think about. Mark is here from Blink 182, the new CD is out June 12th, that's when you can find it in the record stores, not a day before that. Tama?

1:24:44🔗 Caller Yeah, hello.

1:24:45🔗 Adam Hello.

1:24:45🔗 Caller Hello.

1:24:46🔗 Adam Hi.

1:24:47🔗 Caller Hi.

1:24:47🔗 Adam Hey. Who's on the phone?

1:24:49🔗 Drew What's up, Tama?

1:24:50🔗 Caller Nothing. Tama's on the phone and her mom's on the phone too.

1:24:53🔗 Blink 182 Oh, goodness. Hi, Tama's mom, how are you?

1:24:57🔗 Adam Tama's mom, what's your name?

1:24:59🔗 Caller My name is Jilly.

1:25:00🔗 Blink 182 Jilly?

1:25:01🔗 Caller Yes.

1:25:01🔗 Adam All right, and you named your kid Tama, huh?

1:25:05🔗 Caller Yes, Tama Ray. My husband used to play the drums.

1:25:08🔗 Adam Right, and you played the tambourine?

1:25:10🔗 Caller Yes, and he named her Tama after the Tama drums.

1:25:13🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, I got that.

1:25:15🔗 Adam Good thing he didn't play the bassoon. Tama, you'd be screwed. All right, go ahead. I think that went over everyone. Go ahead. You got a question?

1:25:27🔗 Caller No, I just wanted to talk to him.

1:25:29🔗 Drew Here he is. And go.

1:25:32🔗 Caller What do I say?

1:25:34🔗 Caller All I got to say is I'm the mom of a 15-year-old that is in high school, in Millican High School in Long Beach, California.

1:25:41🔗 Blink 182 All right.

1:25:42🔗 Caller And she is a true follower, and I am totally a follower with her.

1:25:46🔗 Blink 182 Well, cool. That makes me happy. When I was growing up, my mom listened to all the same bands that I did. My mom walked around the house and sang bad religion songs No, she did not. I swear on my life, she totally did. She was super cool.

1:25:58🔗 Adam My mom was pretty good in the Fog Hat and UFO.

1:26:02🔗 Drew No, it was Henry Mancini.

1:26:03🔗 Adam That's right.

1:26:04🔗 Caller We went to the concert at the Long Beach Arena.

1:26:07🔗 Blink 182 And did you guys have a good talk on the way home?

1:26:08🔗 Caller Yes, it was fun.

1:26:09🔗 Drew Cool.

1:26:10🔗 Caller We were probably, like, we were standing right there, probably ten minutes back, and you just looked awesome. The band was great. I totally believe that Blink 182 is a teenager band, and an awesome band, and an adult band.

1:26:24🔗 Blink 182 Oh, cool. Thank you very much.

1:26:26🔗 Adam All right. And mom?

1:26:27🔗 Caller Yes.

1:26:28🔗 Adam You got to give a daughter a little space coming up here in the next few years, though.

1:26:32🔗 Caller Definitely.

1:26:33🔗 Adam You can't be going out on dates with her and everything, right?

1:26:35🔗 Caller Exactly. Well, she wants to date you.

1:26:37🔗 Drew Adam or Mark?

1:26:39🔗 Adam She wants Mark.

1:26:40🔗 Drew Mark.

1:26:41🔗 Adam Yeah, of course.

1:26:43🔗 Caller Well, we've definitely had a good time, and I enjoy going into a room and seeing it be a Blink room.

1:26:49🔗 Adam Thanks, mom, and Tama.

1:26:51🔗 Drew Mom, what do you do for a living?

1:26:53🔗 Adam Sell some weed out of the bank.

1:26:55🔗 Caller Hey, mom.

1:26:56🔗 Caller Yes.

1:26:56🔗 Drew What do you do for a living, mom?

1:26:58🔗 Caller I work at an aerospace company.

1:27:00🔗 Blink 182 What company?

1:27:01🔗 Caller It's called All-Metal Processing.

1:27:03🔗 Blink 182 Oh, okay.

1:27:04🔗 Caller And we do aerospace work for the aerospace industry.

1:27:07🔗 Blink 182 My dad probably works with you. My dad builds missiles and bombs.

1:27:10🔗 Caller Oh, really?

1:27:11🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

1:27:11🔗 Drew Cool.

1:27:12🔗 Blink 182 Yeah. He's taken out a lot of people.

1:27:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:16🔗 Drew He must be very proud.

1:27:17🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, especially in Desert Storm. He calls a lot of people to die in Desert Storm. We're all very proud.

1:27:21🔗 Adam Really? What did he work on specifically? Do any Patriot work? Sidewinders?

1:27:26🔗 Blink 182 No, he actually did work on Sidewinder. He works on a missile called HARM, which is like it takes out enemy radar. It's high-speed anti-radiation missile. I know all that because I grew up with it. So yeah, he designs missiles that take out enemy radar and humans. He's designing a bomb right now that only takes out little handicapped kids.

1:27:42🔗 Adam Right. Yeah, he's working on one. They perfected the technology to take out paraplegics, but the quad, that's the one they're having difficulty with. But they're on it and he's hoping that... You know what I love about those missiles is I love the ones that go through six or seven layers of bunker and then explode. How is it that you have this projectile, maybe it's six feet long and a foot around, and it's traveling 1,000 miles an hour and it's filled with high explosives, yet when it impacts the three foot thick concrete bunker, it does not go off. One charge goes off and blows a hole in the bunker, but then the other charge does not go off until it's inside of the bunker or Baby Formula Factory and takes out everyone in there. But what companies does your dad work for?

1:28:38🔗 Blink 182 He works for the United States Navy.

1:28:40🔗 Adam Does he have security clearance?

1:28:42🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

1:28:43🔗 Adam Do you ever try to get him to talk about stuff he won't talk about?

1:28:45🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, totally. Yeah, absolutely. I try to find out if aliens really exist. Maybe he knows. Maybe he's the one guy that knows.

1:28:52🔗 Adam You know, he's not in the Navy. He just works.

1:28:55🔗 Blink 182 Right, Department of Defense.

1:28:56🔗 Adam Wow, that is cool.

1:28:58🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, he operates outside the law.

1:29:01🔗 Adam I like that.

1:29:02🔗 Drew What city? Can you say?

1:29:03🔗 Blink 182 What's that?

1:29:03🔗 Drew What city?

1:29:04🔗 Blink 182 It's called Ridgecrest, China Lake. It's up there on 395.

1:29:07🔗 Drew Yeah, it's up near Inyo curve.

1:29:09🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, that's where I grew up, dude.

1:29:11🔗 Drew No.

1:29:11🔗 Blink 182 I swear. Most oppressing thing in the world.

1:29:14🔗 Drew You ever seen that on the way to Mammoth? Oh, yeah.

1:29:17🔗 Blink 182 Yeah.

1:29:17🔗 Drew Yeah, those little towns out there away from 395 too. It's off in the distance.

1:29:23🔗 Blink 182 We had one stoplight and when they open up the second stoplight, I swear they had a big parade. The mayor came out and cut the tape. Wow. Everybody had hot dogs and stuff.

1:29:31🔗 Adam I'd read that Ted Kaczynski thought about settling down there, but just not enough action.

1:29:37🔗 Drew Why is there a city there?

1:29:39🔗 Blink 182 Because people need to build bombs and missiles out there and test them.

1:29:41🔗 Drew So it's a Navy thing.

1:29:43🔗 Adam Did you ever get to go to any tests?

1:29:45🔗 Blink 182 No.

1:29:47🔗 Adam And what was your dad working on? Was he working on the guidance systems or the explosives?

1:29:51🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, I think the guidance system, actually. He's a...

1:29:54🔗 Drew So he can answer your question about why the bomb goes off where it goes.

1:29:57🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, he totally could. We can call him right now.

1:29:58🔗 Adam Yeah, I'd really like to get into it, I think. And he sits up all night in, like, his Navy jacket and watches World at War on the History Channel.

1:30:07🔗 Blink 182 He just watches Top Gun in his underpants.

1:30:10🔗 Adam Does he tell you, like, does he have, like, a six-pack of Pabstall boys and tell you how we could have won Vietnam?

1:30:17🔗 Blink 182 No, uh-uh.

1:30:17🔗 Adam No, he doesn't do that. I like those guys who explain to you how we could have won whatever war it was that we may have either lost or tied. All right. So he's got to be pretty pumped about this Pearl Harbor movie coming out.

1:30:29🔗 Blink 182 No, I'm sure he is.

1:30:30🔗 Adam Yeah. That's his predecessor's handiwork, working on those bombs. Brandon?

1:30:37🔗 Yeah.

1:30:37🔗 Adam You're 20?

1:30:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:40🔗 Adam What's up?

1:30:40🔗 Caller I have a question for Mark.

1:30:41🔗 Blink 182 What's up, Brandon?

1:30:43🔗 Caller I just want to say you guys are like rad. Thank you. I see you guys all the time, get back at SOMA and stuff like that.

1:30:48🔗 Caller Oh, killer. Right on.

1:30:50🔗 Caller I was wondering like now that like SOMA's closed down and stuff, and there's not really an all ages venue, now you kind of got a little extra cash if you guys are opening up like an all ages venue in San Diego.

1:31:00🔗 Blink 182 You know how hard it is to open up an all ages venue in San Diego? It really is awful. The San Diego city government doesn't want any, they make all these weird laws like you can't, if you're under 19, you can't dance. So they can't have a club there that is conducive to dancing.

1:31:12🔗 Adam So it's like footloose. I know.

1:31:14🔗 Blink 182 It's really weird. And a lot of, you know, the epicenter is a club that opened up in San Diego that tried to do it for all ages. And they're getting shut down and, excuse me, we're like puked.

1:31:24🔗 Adam Do you guys play mostly all ages?

1:31:28🔗 Blink 182 Yeah, pretty much exclusively. Yeah. I mean, once or twice a year, we might play a 21 and up just for fun.

1:31:32🔗 Drew But, you know, we've got like a 30 second, we got to talk to Jennifer, who you hung up on.

1:31:37🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:31:37🔗 Drew Want to get her back?

1:31:38🔗 Adam All right. But we're not done talking about guidance. I know.

1:31:41🔗 Drew I know.

1:31:41🔗 Adam You better do it. Jennifer?

1:31:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:43🔗 Adam You're 16?

1:31:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:44🔗 Adam What's your question real fast?

1:31:45🔗 Caller I just wanted to say hello to you guys and tell Mark that he's got an awesome band.

1:31:49🔗 Blink 182 Thank you very much.

1:31:50🔗 Caller And I also wanted to congratulate him with his new marriage. I hope you're doing well.

1:31:54🔗 Blink 182 Well, thank you. I get to have a lot of sex.

1:31:56🔗 Adam Thanks, Jennifer. Hey, Jennifer.

1:31:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:58🔗 Adam What are your plans after high school?

1:32:00🔗 Caller I want to be a big man.

1:32:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:03🔗 Blink 182 Oh, man.

1:32:04🔗 Adam Woo. Big man.

1:32:06🔗 Blink 182 This is the best night of my life.

1:32:07🔗 Adam Big man. We'll be back. All righty. Well, there you go. Another fantabulous Loveline show, Safely in the Ground. Always a pleasure when Blink 182.

1:32:49🔗 Blink 182 Thank you.

1:32:49🔗 Adam Especially Mark comes on the show. They've been coming on for many years since they were just young kids out pushing dude ranch.

1:32:57🔗 Drew I think you were at the old studio very first.

1:32:59🔗 Caller No.

1:33:00🔗 Blink 182 No, we were here. I was telling Adam earlier, I remember the first time we came on, he had to lecture us because we were really trying way too hard. After the first break, he pulled me outside and said, look, you got to calm down and not try so hard.

1:33:11🔗 Adam I gave my Johnny Cash fee. Listen son, there's only room in this studio for one comedian, and that's Drew. All right. The CD is out June 12th, and it is called Take Off Your Pants and Jacket. Mark, thanks a lot.

1:33:28🔗 Blink 182 Thanks for having me.

1:33:28🔗 Adam Best of luck to Blink 182. We have Jerry from Survivor tomorrow night. Until next time, Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:36🔗 Caller First, I want to say what's up to Mark Hoppus.

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1:33:49🔗 Caller The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel.

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