Wednesday, March 28, 2001

1:02🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:11🔗 Voiceover Loveline, coast to coast.

1:13🔗 Hey, hey, hey, it's Fat Loveline.

1:18🔗 Drew Fat Loveline?

1:19🔗 Oh, look, look at that.

1:22🔗 Hey, hey, hey, he's Fat Loveline.

1:25🔗 Adam I'm Adam Corolla, it's Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LEVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455, Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist, and still asleep.

1:37🔗 Yeah.

1:39🔗 Adam I took a big nap today too. Well, I took about a 45-minute nap, but I'm out of it too. Sometimes, you know, you fall asleep and you wake up and you ain't right.

1:47🔗 Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm there.

1:49🔗 Adam You know what it's like for me? And I nap every day. I mean, I was thinking about writing a book on napping, but I got too tired and I just went to bed.

1:59🔗 Drew You put your teeth into that statement. Man, he wrote the book on it.

2:02🔗 Adam I wrote the book on napping. And let me tell you what napping is to me. It is a roll of the dice. It is a crapshoot. It is a chance I'm willing to take each and every day of my life. Sometimes twice a day.

2:16🔗 Drew Living dangerously.

2:17🔗 Adam But it is like a metronome. Tick, tick, tick. And sometimes it lands to the right and that's a real, I spring up and I never felt better. And then sometimes it lands to the left and I am no good.

2:33🔗 Drew I'm no good. And I, about 10 minutes and then I thought to myself, oh my God, I've never been tired, at the start of my entire life. I'm obviously going to go to 10 o'clock.

2:42🔗 Adam You're blurry.

2:43🔗 Drew And 15 minutes go by, my wife walks in, what are you doing here?

2:46🔗 Adam Well, it was great. Yeah, nobody was, I got here, I was running late tonight. Drew was running late. And as of two and a half minutes before the show, there wasn't anyone in the building. Just a mic sitting there. And let me deliver a mixed message to the kids. Oftentimes, people tell you to drive slowly, that it's not going to get you there any faster. You want to get there in one piece.

3:10🔗 Drew I made it in 12 minutes.

3:11🔗 Adam Yeah, let me tell you, you haul ass. You get places in half the time. First off, I ignored two of those god damn arrows. And went through, blasted through two arrows and drove about 85 all the way over here.

3:22🔗 Drew I found a way through an alley. You can forget around these arrows. I found a way tonight through an alley. The alley was, I mean, it's small. Yeah. I knocked the corners off some buildings.

3:31🔗 Good times.

3:32🔗 Adam They got a lot of left turn arrows here in Culver City. I imagine to generate income, but they can kiss my ass. They don't mean ass to me.

3:42🔗 Drew I'm also, I'm tired. Let me tell you a story about something. I'm tired of trying to convince people. I'm trying to, I'm trying, it's like I'm trying to try to help people. I'm finally, people have finally burned me out.

3:52🔗 Yeah.

3:53🔗 Drew We have a Sunday, a show in ecstasy coming up and a week from Saturday, I think about the morning after pill.

3:57🔗 Yeah.

3:57🔗 Adam You just sit there and argue with people not to kill themselves.

4:00🔗 Yeah.

4:00🔗 Drew I'm a collecting data. I thought myself, people don't want to hear about this. I don't care.

4:05🔗 Adam Do you realize your life is just begging teenagers not to f themselves up?

4:09🔗 Yeah.

4:10🔗 Drew Don't harm yourself. Please don't harm yourself. Please don't harm yourself.

4:12🔗 Adam I'm thinking, no, you're going to get AIDS. You're going to get AIDS.

4:17🔗 No, no, no, no, no.

4:18🔗 Adam Put the gun down. You're going to kill yourself. You're going to hurt yourself. You're going to get pregnant. Yeah. You know what it is now?

4:25🔗 Screw you.

4:26🔗 Drew Well, the insolent thing is, what do you think I'm doing here? Why am I here trying to help you if you don't really want to hear it?

4:33🔗 Adam Well, I mean, Drew, you're here for a paycheck. Let's be honest.

4:37🔗 Drew No, you know what?

4:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

4:38🔗 Drew Well, there's that. But really, when the end of the day comes, I'm trying to stay focused on helping people.

4:44🔗 Adam Sure.

4:45🔗 Drew Why?

4:45🔗 But this is the end of the day.

4:47🔗 Drew They don't want to hear it.

4:48🔗 Adam Okay.

4:48🔗 Good.

4:49🔗 Drew That's so painful to me to accept that.

4:51🔗 Adam It's do what you want night on Loveline.

4:54🔗 Drew Why can't we? Why would I come out against threesomes? Why would I?

4:59🔗 Adam Jealous.

5:00🔗 Yeah.

5:00🔗 Adam Jealous.

5:00🔗 Drew Why would I want people not to smoke pot if we're good for them? Why would I want them not to do ex-save?

5:05🔗 Adam Because you're not cool.

5:07🔗 That's why.

5:07🔗 Adam You're not hit.

5:08🔗 Drew And then what would my motivation be? What's my true...

5:11🔗 Adam More drugs for you.

5:13🔗 Drew Oh, I see. So later... Even that doesn't work.

5:16🔗 Adam We're using the world's reserves of drugs and you won't have any. That's my angle. That's why you want people to stop.

5:22🔗 Drew You know what I'm saying?

5:24🔗 Adam Just quiet down over there, please. You're getting on my nerves. Mighty Mighty Bosstones are going to be here. Dicky and Joe Gittleman are going to be in here.

5:32🔗 Waaah!

5:33🔗 Adam That's right. They're just finishing a concert in Anaheim and they're flying over here. And if they do 55 or 60, it's going to take them 55, 60 minutes to get here. And if they do 85, they'll get here in 30 minutes. That's the message I'd like to drive home to my kids. I really would. I swear to Christ, I can get here in half the time. The more laws I break, the faster I get here. That's really the message.

6:03🔗 Sean?

6:04🔗 Yeah, how are you?

6:06🔗 Adam You're 23.

6:07🔗 Caller Yeah, I was just asking about the penis pumps I see in the porn stores.

6:13🔗 Adam What's the deal with them?

6:14🔗 What do they do when they're how safe are they?

6:16🔗 Adam Well, you put them around your penis and then you pump them, hence the name penis pump. Right.

6:23🔗 Caller What would pump them do?

6:25🔗 Adam Well, they draw blood into your penis. And it's working under the theory that your penis is a muscle.

6:34🔗 Drew A muscle?

6:36🔗 Adam Well, what I mean is it's like when you do curls, you draw blood to your bicep.

6:42🔗 Drew Working resistance. I mean, it's... All right.

6:44🔗 Adam But the notion is, is that you're drawing blood to this area and that that's creating growth.

6:51🔗 Drew Is that what they put on those things? If there was like a package insert, that's what they would claim?

6:55🔗 Adam Well, they can't explain it because it doesn't work.

6:57🔗 Drew How about just, hey, it stretches it out?

6:59🔗 Adam Well, that's basically what it is. But the way it stretches it out is, I think, engorging it with blood, not vacuum power.

7:08🔗 Drew Or both.

7:09🔗 Where's the blood coming from?

7:12🔗 Adam Well, it's coming from your ass, you idiot. What do you think? What do you mean?

7:17🔗 How does it happen? Well, they do it by stretching it out.

7:22🔗 It just brings the blood up or something like that.

7:24🔗 Drew It doesn't do anything.

7:25🔗 Adam Well, where's the blood coming from when you get a boner?

7:29🔗 Caller Okay, I hear what you're saying.

7:30🔗 Adam Yeah, you with me now?

7:32🔗 Yeah, I got you.

7:32🔗 Drew And here's the deal, is that the cavernous body is inside the penis. There's two tubes that fill up with blood. And I don't understand that those don't enlarge. I mean, they don't change. They're just these sheets that fill up.

7:47🔗 Caller Yeah, they're like balloons.

7:48🔗 Drew And you don't stretch them. You can't build them. And you can stretch the soft tissue around them, in which you'd sort of have something hanging off the tip of these tubes, like an elephant trunk, you know, if you really stretch things.

8:00🔗 Adam Well, look, here's the deal, everybody. If you could really add significant size to your penis for a $39 item you can find on any corner, don't you think most men would have one of these? Yeah. What do you think would be in use?

8:16🔗 Drew Or they'd no longer go for $39.

8:18🔗 Adam That's right, $3900. And that'd be for the cheap knockoffs.

8:23🔗 Lou?

8:24🔗 Yes, sir.

8:25🔗 Adam You're 18. What's up, private?

8:28🔗 Caller Well, my aunt and my uncle's wife, we were going to, she wanted me to go to the mall with her. I said, yes, sir. I said, yeah, sure.

8:38🔗 Drew Hold on. Yes, ma'am. Your uncle's wife?

8:40🔗 Caller My uncle's wife. My uncle's wife.

8:44🔗 Oh, no.

8:45🔗 Caller You know?

8:46🔗 Hold on. Hold on.

8:50🔗 Adam What is he? Is he calling on a citizen's band or what is that? Do you want to talk to him?

8:59🔗 Drew No.

9:00🔗 Adam And by the way, is there anything more confusing than my uncle's wife?

9:03🔗 Drew Yeah, I was just going to say, why did he call? He started out with the aunt and then now it's my uncle's wife.

9:08🔗 Adam I'm guessing it's his uncle's second wife.

9:11🔗 Drew Either that or just the fact that she was not related by blood. He wanted to clarify that.

9:16🔗 Lou?

9:18🔗 Adam He hung up. Kathy?

9:21🔗 Hello?

9:21🔗 Adam You're 36?

9:22🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

9:23🔗 What's up?

9:25🔗 Caller I have a 16-year-old daughter who's tried suicide three times and they want to put her on Prozac and I just want to know what's the pros and cons of Prozac.

9:36🔗 Adam Three times?

9:37🔗 Drew Well, the cons would be if you don't have her depression treated, she'll kill herself.

9:42🔗 Caller Well, I know. She's in therapy now. She's been in therapy for about four months now.

9:47🔗 Drew Yeah, but in terms of really the cornerstone of altering the course of depression, the thing that has saved lives in the last decade has been medication. The therapy is useful in helping an ultimate resolution of depression, but in terms of eliminating or at least substantially reducing the life-threatening nature of depression, that's medication.

10:10🔗 Adam Hey, mama. Yeah. Three times, was she serious about it?

10:15🔗 Caller Well, I guess. Three times she's been in the hospital for it. I mean, I've never had her really committed, but I'm...

10:24🔗 Drew Wait a minute. Now, wait a minute.

10:25🔗 Caller Wait a minute.

10:27🔗 Drew Now, what do you mean you've never had her committed? Wasn't she held for three days?

10:30🔗 Caller No. Uh-uh. She's come home every single time. The first time was like with 84, aspirin. It's always been with aspirin, though.

10:38🔗 Drew And so she doesn't, she's not admitted to the psychiatric hospitals?

10:41🔗 Caller They never, they ask her if she wants to be released, and she says yes, and they let her come home.

10:46🔗 Drew Wow.

10:46🔗 Adam And she's a minor?

10:47🔗 She's, yeah. Uh-huh.

10:49🔗 Drew Well, now she's in, right? Or she was recently in?

10:53🔗 Caller What was that?

10:53🔗 Drew She was recently hospitalized, though, yes?

10:55🔗 Caller No, she's never been hospitalized. This is all like within the last two or three years.

11:02🔗 Adam She took aspirin every time?

11:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:04🔗 Adam And how did you prevent her from killing herself each time?

11:08🔗 Caller I just tear her to the hospital. They give her the charcoal. She pukes it up.

11:15🔗 Adam It's all become very mundane at this point, right?

11:19🔗 You know the routine, right?

11:20🔗 Caller Yeah, but I'm like, I'm afraid she's going to one day maybe succeed because she's like really severely depressed.

11:27🔗 Drew Yeah, she will. She will.

11:29🔗 Adam Does she do it in such a way, though, where she knows you're going to come home and find her?

11:35🔗 Caller Sometimes. She calls me at work.

11:37🔗 Drew But be that as it may, people who do that still sometimes kill themselves.

11:41🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

11:42🔗 Drew And I'm totally baffled as to why she's not been psychiatrically hospitalized.

11:47🔗 Caller I have no idea.

11:49🔗 Drew And or why she hasn't even seen a psychiatrist. Is that right?

11:53🔗 Caller She's seen a therapist right now, not a psychiatrist. She has an appointment with the psychiatrist on the 16th of April.

12:00🔗 Drew OK, all right.

12:01🔗 Caller And he's the one that's going to recommend the Prozac.

12:04🔗 Drew You know, you know that's the medication he's going to recommend?

12:07🔗 Caller Well, that's what they're that's what they always give her. I mean, that she was on it once before, but she didn't take it long enough for it.

12:14🔗 Drew Well, now, wait a minute. I thought you said she hadn't seen a psychiatrist before.

12:17🔗 Caller No, I mean, that was the one that was in the hospital that said, here, take the Prozac, you know, but it wasn't anything like.

12:25🔗 Drew Hold on. She was in a psychiatric hospital.

12:28🔗 Caller No, he was in the emergency room. He came in.

12:31🔗 Drew I see.

12:31🔗 Caller He said, this is what you need to take.

12:33🔗 Drew I see.

12:33🔗 Caller Depression and I see. End of story.

12:35🔗 Drew Okay. Well, it may or may not be true.

12:38🔗 Adam Who's paging you?

12:39🔗 Drew Emergency room.

12:40🔗 Adam Oh, Jesus Christ. Drew's got to give out some Prozac. Oh, okay. I don't call him back, Drew. Stop that. Just stop calling back. People stop calling you. Hey, Kathy.

12:50🔗 Caller Uh huh.

12:52🔗 Adam Why is your child doing this? Is there any abuse or molestation or any of that good stuff?

12:57🔗 Caller Uh, yeah.

12:58🔗 Adam What happened?

12:59🔗 Caller Uh, when she was five, she was molested by a family friend.

13:03🔗 Adam Oh, good times. Where's that family friend now?

13:06🔗 Caller Oh, he got shipped back to Mexico.

13:08🔗 Adam Oh, that's nice. Was he even from Mexico or were we just punishing him by sending him to Mexico?

13:13🔗 Caller No, he was.

13:14🔗 Adam I see. Okay. Not a bad idea, though, to ship people to Mexico, Mexican or not. That's my plan.

13:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:22🔗 Adam All right, Kathy. Listen, you get her on these, get her on everything you can get her on and get her into therapy and stay with her. And listen, you vermin out there that ruin people's lives so you can get your thumb up their ass when they're five. Jesus Christ. They try to kill themselves at 16. They're never right. Then they give birth to a couple of kids and ruin those lives. I'd really like just a nice rusty bullet put in the head. Not even a clean sterile bullet. A nice rusty bullet put in the head of these guys. You know what I'm talking about? Are you with me, Drew?

14:01🔗 Drew Yeah, and you're hitting me on a night when I'm already overwhelmed by trying to help people. This is part of what overwhelms me.

14:06🔗 Adam Why does it make me a bad person when I want bad things to happen to people that do bad things to other people? How did society evolve into the kind of society where that makes you a bad person? From wanting to punish those who destroy other people's lives. Severely.

14:23🔗 Drew What are you supposed to be forgiving?

14:25🔗 Adam Yeah, kiss my ass. That's a death sentence. Weirdo uncle does something weird to their niece or nephew for a few years. That's it. I've done this show long enough. You ain't never right. It's like taking a unibody car and wrapping it around a telephone pole. You can straighten it out and get the alignment fixed. But the door never shuts right.

14:49🔗 Caller There goes my high horse. Melissa?

14:52🔗 Adam Yeah. You're 18. What's up?

14:55🔗 Caller Okay. Like I've been going to raves since I was 16. And like ever since then, I've done ecstasy. And like one of the last times I did it was in October. And like ever since then, I've been getting like sick, like two days I'll be sick. And then after that, like, I'll be fine for three days. And then I'll be sick again. And it's been like that ever since October.

15:19🔗 Drew And what do you mean sick? What does that mean sick?

15:21🔗 Caller And like, like a cold or something. At first, there'll be allergies, like runny eyes, runny nose, like then it'll be like coughing.

15:30🔗 Drew Could it just be allergies?

15:32🔗 Caller I don't think so, because like, I've never been like this before. And I'm just wondering if it's because of the ecstasy.

15:39🔗 Drew I don't, that's not something that typically happens from ecstasy, but allergies sometimes don't occur until they occur. You know what I mean? They don't come on until they come on.

15:48🔗 Adam Let me grab a scratch pad for that one.

15:51🔗 Caller Hey listen, this is what I have to deal with all the time, which people are saying, but this has never happened before.

15:55🔗 Drew Yeah, you never had pneumonia until you had pneumonia.

15:58🔗 Adam All right, hold on, slow down.

16:00🔗 Pneumonia.

16:01🔗 Adam Never had pneumonia until you had pneumonia.

16:03🔗 Drew Sometimes allergies, when they kick up, stay with you.

16:08🔗 Caller No, we don't have it anymore. You might want to try like down the street at another gas station. Okay. Hi, I'm at work right now. I've been like, I work late, and I always try to call you guys, and every time I got off, like I was never able to get in.

16:25🔗 Adam You just did a nice little PSA for ecstasy. Hey, you may want to try another filling station. Yeah, at 2, you got to start talking through the bulletproof glass.

16:37🔗 We can't hear you.

16:40🔗 Adam Hey, Melissa?

16:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:42🔗 Adam All right, easy on the drugs, baby.

16:44🔗 Caller Okay.

16:45🔗 Adam It's going to screw you up.

16:46🔗 Caller Okay.

16:47🔗 Adam All right, no more ecstasy. You get yourself a nice gig, you get out of that gas station, right? All right?

16:54🔗 Caller Okay.

16:55🔗 Adam All right.

16:56🔗 Caller All right, bye.

16:56🔗 Adam All right, good times. You know, I noticed at the, you know how I hate everyone who works at gas stations?

17:02🔗 Drew Yeah. All those crazy steel-eyed foreigners in Los Angeles, though.

17:05🔗 Adam Oh, maybe only in LA. They just look at you like they want to jump through the glass and slit your throat because you want a pack of cigarettes. Like you really, here's the whole thing. Here's what you get out here in LA. When you go to the window at the gas station, it's as if the guy was in the middle of some kind of international chess tournament and you started banging on the glass. He was like right in the middle of a move and you just came up and tapped him on the shoulder. You've never seen guys more disturbed by customers in your life. They look up, they're usually reading something and they look up and they go, they're like, they're either sleeping watching TV or reading and they always turn around and look at you like, Oh Christ, not you again. Didn't I sell you a gallon of gas and a quart of milk just two weeks ago?

17:55🔗 Caller What the hell are you doing?

17:57🔗 Adam And I started realizing that a lot of them don't even have that part you talk through anymore.

18:03🔗 Drew Yeah, you can't even talk to them.

18:04🔗 Adam It's just a four inch Lexan glass in the sliding drawer. And I realized, yeah, why put the talking thing through there?

18:12🔗 Caller What do you think you're going to get?

18:14🔗 Adam Thank you. Come again. Good to see you tonight, Mr. Pinsky. You're looking good.

18:19🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

18:19🔗 Adam How's the wife in triplets?

18:21🔗 Drew Hey, listen.

18:21🔗 Adam No, they don't talk anyway. And the thing that adds insult to injury is you have to now put your head in the drawer.

18:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:31🔗 Adam You have to like lean down and put your head in the drawer.

18:34🔗 Drew Well, that's for them to tell you what changed, you know, how much you owe them.

18:37🔗 Adam Snickers bar, pack of Marlboro's and a Pepsi light.

18:41🔗 Drew Yeah.

18:44🔗 Caller No, Pat. Now you're guy in the guy. No, not, yeah, no, no, no.

18:49🔗 Adam Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:51🔗 Caller Then the guy just stuffs it through the drawer and he just looks at you.

18:54🔗 Adam I like the move, too, when you could be parked in a Rolls Royce out front there. Nothing's getting in that drawer till they see some cash. That's the other move I like. They just sit there. You're reaching for your wallet. They're sitting there looking at you. It's like, there ain't no way I'm dropping these M&Ms into that drawer until I see some green stuff. Because, you know, they could drop those peanut M&Ms in there.

19:17🔗 Caller You make a break for it.

19:20🔗 Adam Next thing you know, the place is shut down. I mean, they can't absorb that kind of hit, you know, in the inventory. Then they slide the thing through and then they just slide the change and they just look at you. Just like a grouper through a fish tank. No, not a grouper. Grouper's a nice fish. Barracuda. Just stare at you with those evil, steely, Barracuda eyes.

19:42🔗 Caller Ready to go here, Drew?

19:42🔗 Drew Yeah, let's go.

19:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:44🔗 Adam Listen, I know Drew's in a frisky mood tonight, and so am I. But I can tell you, all you LA gas station people, just please drop your horrible attitude, please.

19:55🔗 Drew Adam, there's certain cities in the country where all people at service desks have that attitude. I found one this week, last week in Cincinnati. Was it an Omni Hotel in Cincinnati?

20:03🔗 Adam You got attacked Cincinnati, the whole city of Cincinnati now?

20:07🔗 Drew It was pretty bad. You've been there. Made Cleveland look like a paradise.

20:13🔗 Caller Tom, Tom, you're 20.

20:16🔗 Caller Hey, how you guys doing?

20:18🔗 Adam What's up? The Mighty Mighty Bosstones are going to be here in just a matter of moments and really change change our mood tonight.

20:26🔗 Yeah, I heard you guys, you know, getting mad about the gas station.

20:30🔗 Drew What's up, Tom?

20:31🔗 Yeah, I have a problem like me and my girlfriend are having sex like over like, like a lot of time it goes over like an hour, like going off. And after I'm done, I have to go to the bathroom like and pee. And when I do it burns like hell.

20:47🔗 Drew I mean like, how long does that burning? Does it burning persist for hours?

20:51🔗 Like it burns for like a couple hours afterwards.

20:54🔗 Drew And then it stops again.

20:55🔗 Yeah.

20:56🔗 Drew Do you wear a condom with her?

20:57🔗 Yeah.

20:58🔗 Drew Well, it may be some sort of reaction to even the latex or the trauma, you know, an hour of activity is a little tough on your Pepe. And it can cause urethral inflammation. It can be, it could be infection. But then again, you're wearing a condom. So that makes that very unlikely.

21:13🔗 Yeah. And I got, I got checked maybe like a year ago. Yeah.

21:16🔗 And I've been with one girl since then.

21:18🔗 Drew It's just, it's just an either a, some sort of irritation or allergy to the latex and or just the physical trauma to that area can irritate it.

21:26🔗 Adam How long is he having sex for?

21:27🔗 Drew An hour.

21:28🔗 Adam Yeah. It's too long.

21:30🔗 Drew And she probably isn't into it. Nah. Well, so what would you say the average for a woman if sort of optimal duration for a woman is Adam?

21:38🔗 Adam In terms of actual intercourse.

21:40🔗 Drew Yeah. Intercourse.

21:41🔗 Adam From the time you get in to the time you're watching television and eating. Yeah.

21:45🔗 Yeah.

21:46🔗 Drew Time to roll over and sleep in.

21:48🔗 Adam Well, I'll tell you, you know, sex, it's really, like I always say, it's, it's like getting in the ring.

21:56🔗 Drew But it's real variable.

21:56🔗 Adam Three minutes can be a while when you're out with a woman.

22:00🔗 Drew I would think.

22:01🔗 Adam I mean, the three minute round is what I'm talking about. I'd say about, yeah, I'd say the average woman would actually like just be pure intercourse for somewhere between like 10 and 14 minutes.

22:12🔗 Drew That's exactly what I would say. I think if you're getting into 20 minutes, you were in the outer ranges of comfort for someone. Now some people, women may be into it, but that's the select few.

22:21🔗 Adam Well, Drew, you know as well as I do when you're corn hauling and that when something's in you for that kind of time.

22:28🔗 Drew Well, now say that for the PSA. You know as well as I do, Mr. Corolla.

22:34🔗 Caller Hi, I'm Adam Corolla.

22:35🔗 Adam You know, I kid a lot on the radio and on television, but corn hauling's no laughing matter. Yeah, I mean, it's really having something in you, working you over for that, especially too as a woman. You have to time you're underneath the guy.

22:50🔗 Drew Well, and they run out of juice.

22:52🔗 Adam Yeah, it's about literally this big, sweaty, hairy, Armenian guy working you on 10 waves to Sunday.

22:59🔗 Drew Yeah, very nice.

23:00🔗 Adam All right. We'll take a little break. Mighty Mighty Bosstones are going to be here in just one second. We'll be back after this.

23:46🔗 Hi, this is David Alan Greer, and you are listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and the one and only Dr. Drew.

23:55🔗 Adam Yes, you is. I watch it. Now, that's my only celebrity friend, and here's my...

23:59🔗 Drew That's the only way my mom and wife watch the past.

24:01🔗 Adam Here's my second celebrity friend.

24:03🔗 Caller I feel like your mom...

24:04🔗 Caller All right, hold on, hold on there, Dickie.

24:06🔗 Caller I just got in here.

24:07🔗 Adam I know, be quiet. I gotta tell everyone you got in here. Oh, you guys had a gig tonight from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Dicky Barrett is here, everybody.

24:17🔗 Caller Closely followed by my partner in crime, Joe Gittleman, who's on his way. He's lost out on Earth or on the corner.

24:26🔗 Drew That's right here. It's on the corner.

24:27🔗 Caller Yeah, he's... Well, I don't know where he is. He's in a different vehicle.

24:30🔗 Adam It's one big...

24:31🔗 Caller We each have our own remote, man.

24:33🔗 Drew Nice.

24:33🔗 Caller Yeah, things are good, man.

24:35🔗 Drew Where'd you play this sold out, man? Where were you?

24:37🔗 Caller He had a nice haircut, too.

24:38🔗 Drew All right. Take care of the love fair here. Go ahead.

24:41🔗 Caller Okay.

24:42🔗 Caller Well, I haven't seen you guys in a while. It's not... Usually, we get to spend like 15 to 20 minutes together before we say hello.

24:48🔗 Adam Where... Are you in town for a couple... Oh, yeah.

24:51🔗 Caller For four... I think three or four shows. Oh, I wish Joe was here. He's the fact guy.

24:55🔗 Adam No, I got the thing here.

24:57🔗 Caller All right.

24:57🔗 Adam You're gonna be at the House of Blues.

25:00🔗 Caller No, the whiskey. Am I wrong?

25:03🔗 Adam No, I'm seeing House of Blues right here on my...

25:06🔗 Caller Has it been changed?

25:10🔗 Adam Well, here's the good news. The whiskey is only a couple of blocks from the House of Blues, so if you go...

25:14🔗 Caller I hope Joe is only a couple of blocks from the radio station there because...

25:18🔗 Adam He knows, huh?

25:19🔗 Caller Yeah, he will fill us in. It will be boom, boom, boom.

25:22🔗 Adam Friday, Saturday, and Sunday? Yes. Those are the three days?

25:28🔗 Caller Yes.

25:29🔗 Adam And it will be somewhere on the Sunset Strip here in Los Angeles, and if it's not at the House of Blues, it will be at the whiskey.

25:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

25:37🔗 Adam Do you think it changed?

25:39🔗 Caller No, I believe it's at the whiskey, and if it's at the House of Blues, then it did change.

25:43🔗 Adam Okay.

25:43🔗 Caller I think your information is wrong.

25:45🔗 Adam Okay. San Francisco coming up April 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th.

25:51🔗 Caller Right.

25:51🔗 Adam Dallas on the 10th, Houston on the 12th through the 14th, and then New York on the 28th.

25:57🔗 Caller That's good.

25:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

25:59🔗 Caller The other stuff seems right to me.

26:01🔗 Adam All right, but-

26:01🔗 Caller You're good as long as you don't have venues involved.

26:04🔗 Adam Well, when Joe gets here, we'll get to the bottom, because I'd like to go out to one of the shows.

26:09🔗 Caller We're not going to take no for an answer this time, Adam.

26:12🔗 Adam What do you mean this time?

26:13🔗 Caller Because the last time you saw us, we were playing Lollapalooza in 1995 or something.

26:18🔗 Adam No, I saw you guys.

26:22🔗 Caller Okay, Lollapalooza.

26:24🔗 Caller Yeah, it's been a while, buddy. No, actually you came to a show where you were in the balcony at the Palace or something like that. That's right.

26:31🔗 Adam That's right. That's right.

26:32🔗 Caller But that was years ago.

26:33🔗 Adam That was too long ago.

26:34🔗 Caller And you always talk about the show. And we actually, tonight's show in Orange County, in Anaheim, we went on earlier so that we could come down and see you guys.

26:45🔗 Adam Oh, God bless you.

26:46🔗 Caller This time we're not going to take, yeah. And bring the family you come to, Drew.

26:50🔗 Adam Drew won't be there.

26:51🔗 Caller I'll be there, but Drew won't be there.

26:53🔗 Caller I bet he will.

26:54🔗 Drew When? Where?

26:55🔗 Adam I want to go Saturday night.

26:56🔗 Caller At the Whiskey, we believe.

26:57🔗 Drew This Saturday?

26:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

26:59🔗 Caller Come on, please.

27:00🔗 Drew What's the possibility? No, no. You might... Call my wife.

27:05🔗 Adam Drew, just say you'll be there and then don't be there.

27:08🔗 Caller I'd like to be there.

27:08🔗 Drew I'll be there.

27:09🔗 Caller Joe, thank God you're here. Good Lord.

27:11🔗 Caller Joe Gittleman, everybody.

27:12🔗 Adam The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

27:13🔗 Caller Here he is.

27:14🔗 Adam How are you, Joe?

27:16🔗 Caller Joe, we're at the Whiskey, right?

27:18🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, we're Whiskey.

27:18🔗 Drew Listen, these guys have both been sort of descended into canuvial bliss since we last saw him.

27:26🔗 Adam Whiskey.

27:26🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones What's that? I don't know what...

27:28🔗 Drew They're married.

27:28🔗 Caller You'd tell in the canoe?

27:29🔗 Drew They're both married.

27:30🔗 Caller Happily married.

27:32🔗 Drew See what I'm saying?

27:33🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:33🔗 Caller Well, we're on the road.

27:34🔗 Adam That's why they're happy.

27:35🔗 Drew One guy left out here.

27:36🔗 Caller Adam's gonna work on me for the next five days.

27:39🔗 Caller No, but we're going...

27:40🔗 Caller Why did you do it?

27:40🔗 Adam No, we're going out there. You ruined it.

27:43🔗 Caller Really?

27:44🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

27:44🔗 Caller Am I gonna get a lecture?

27:45🔗 Adam I'm going to the show.

27:46🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You are.

27:47🔗 Adam You are. Hell yes. Absolutely.

27:48🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Usually you're busy.

27:49🔗 Caller Then I'm married, Adam.

27:50🔗 Adam No, hold on. One question at a time.

27:53🔗 Caller All right.

27:53🔗 Adam No, I'm not, because the only time I see you is when you're in LA, and that's without your wife. So to me, you're not married.

28:01🔗 Caller That's...

28:02🔗 Adam I'm doing the math.

28:04🔗 Caller Are you insinuating that I behave like a single man?

28:07🔗 Drew The idea is you're going to a strip club.

28:08🔗 Adam I'm not saying you're cheating.

28:10🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones We have lunch.

28:11🔗 Caller Last time I was in LA, we had lunch, and it was a really nice time. And Adam said the nicest thing is I picked up the check, just because we're buddies, and I think he picked up the check last time. And he goes, oh my God, you don't know what that means to me. He goes, every time I go with my buddies, they just assume, yeah. He goes, my buddies, the guys I grew up with think that it could have been any of us, and it just happened to you.

28:39🔗 Caller Right, now it's payback time.

28:41🔗 Adam No, they finish eating, and they're like, we're gonna go out to the car.

28:46🔗 Caller I mean, they don't pay for anything. You had a look of shock on your face.

28:49🔗 Adam You just couldn't believe it.

28:50🔗 Caller Yeah, it felt good.

28:52🔗 Adam I was really glad, and I'm gonna pick up the tab for whatever tab needs to be picked up Saturday night.

28:57🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones We're gonna see you Saturday, huh?

28:59🔗 Adam Yes.

28:59🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I'll believe it when I see it.

29:00🔗 Adam No, no.

29:01🔗 Caller I guarantee you I'll be there. Absolutely.

29:03🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You're a busy guy now.

29:05🔗 Drew What do we do?

29:06🔗 Adam I will be there. It's at the whiskey. At the whiskey, right? Yeah, the whiskey.

29:11🔗 Caller All right.

29:11🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Who do Glow Skulls?

29:13🔗 Adam Who do Voodoo Weedoo?

29:14🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

29:14🔗 Adam We like those guys.

29:15🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones That's right.

29:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:16🔗 Adam Who's bringing you out on stage?

29:18🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You.

29:19🔗 Adam That's right.

29:19🔗 Caller Is that what you want to do?

29:20🔗 Caller Yeah, I'd like to do that.

29:21🔗 Caller Really?

29:21🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones That's not a problem.

29:22🔗 Caller Can you do a few minutes of the funny stuff?

29:25🔗 Caller Yeah, I'll do my A material.

29:30🔗 Caller Do you have any new stuff?

29:30🔗 Adam No, I don't have new stuff.

29:32🔗 Drew No, the old stuff.

29:33🔗 Caller Carpentry stuff.

29:34🔗 Adam A lot of carpentry and Ford jokes. My vagina is the size of a 50-gallon drum.

29:43🔗 Caller Yeah, I do a lot of vagina.

29:45🔗 Caller That one's from Lollapalooza, isn't it?

29:47🔗 Adam Yeah. I wouldn't say my vagina is big, but a picture of it would have weighed five pounds. That's...

29:53🔗 Drew Mr. Lovelapalooza's story.

29:54🔗 Caller It's timeless. That's the thing about the vagina stuff you do is timeless. It's like, who's on first?

30:00🔗 Adam I'm going to be there Saturday night. I guarantee it. I'm going to bring... I'll bring a couple of guys from The Man Show. Bring a few guys down there.

30:08🔗 Caller Jimmy.

30:09🔗 Adam I'll see if Jimmy can ditch the old ball and chain and show up.

30:13🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones The bear guy.

30:15🔗 Adam Daniel will go.

30:16🔗 Caller Danny's always good to go.

30:17🔗 Adam Yes. He's the executive producer of The Man Show. We'll make a little party out of it. What do you say?

30:22🔗 Caller All right. We've got to take your calls.

30:23🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, wait a second.

30:25🔗 Drew Still getting put on hold there. Why don't you take this one?

30:30🔗 Adam Jamie.

30:31🔗 Hello.

30:31🔗 Adam You're 20.

30:32🔗 Caller Hi.

30:33🔗 What's up? Hi, guys. How are you? Good.

30:39🔗 Caller I had two abortions actually when I was younger, when I was 17 and 18.

30:43🔗 Drew Good times.

30:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:44🔗 Caller And yeah, I was pretty stupid.

30:45🔗 Drew I'm just waking up now.

30:47🔗 Caller Pretty stupid. But anyway, I have pain sometimes in my lower abdomen and I want to know if that has anything to do with that or if that could just be middle schmerz or whatever they call it.

30:59🔗 Caller What are they calling?

31:01🔗 Middle, what are they?

31:02🔗 Drew Well, listen, it's the middle schmerz. Yeah, but it is more likely to be other things than something related to the abortion. I mean, it can be ovarian cysts, it can be endometriosis, it can just be normal period kinds of pain, inflammation.

31:19🔗 Caller It happens, not often, maybe, well, yeah, kind of often.

31:24🔗 Drew But here's my question. When was the last time you had a pelvic exam?

31:29🔗 Caller When I was 18.

31:31🔗 Drew All right. Well, come on down. Yeah, so this could be an infection. It could be a lot of things. There's so many other things that it could be than something related to the abortion. Get your pelvic, you know, you're sexually active, you've got to get that done every year. There could be cervical cancer.

31:44🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

31:46🔗 Adam Maybe you'll luck out, it'll be cervical cancer.

31:48🔗 Caller Oh, my God.

31:48🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones It could be a sour tummy.

31:50🔗 Adam But, but, but now it will be gas.

31:52🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones It could be gas.

31:53🔗 Caller Could it be gas, Doc?

31:54🔗 Adam True. How come nothing's gas anymore?

31:56🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah.

31:56🔗 Adam It used to be gas.

31:58🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones The vapors.

31:59🔗 Adam Yeah, the vapors.

31:59🔗 Drew What about that? Vapors and gas. Sure, that happens too.

32:03🔗 Caller And abortion, would that affect my chance of having children in the future?

32:08🔗 Drew There is a slightly increased risk of fertility problems with each abortion, but it's not the intent.

32:14🔗 Caller The risk grows greater.

32:16🔗 Caller I can tell you that.

32:16🔗 Drew It's not substantial, though.

32:18🔗 Adam Is that a physiological thing or is that God punishing you?

32:21🔗 Drew Both.

32:22🔗 Adam Is it a little each?

32:22🔗 Drew God through physiology, yeah.

32:24🔗 Adam Oh, I see. God commanding your body not to function. I see. Oh, okay. That's how it works. Ben?

32:31🔗 Yeah.

32:32🔗 Adam You're 16?

32:33🔗 Caller Yo. Adam, man, you're God, first of all.

32:37🔗 Adam Thank you. I know, I know.

32:38🔗 Caller Second off, Joe and Dicky, Boston, you guys are the best.

32:42🔗 Caller We're on God's little helpers. We like to call ourselves.

32:45🔗 Caller They're the little cherubs that float around God.

32:48🔗 Caller Yeah, and that makes Drew who?

32:50🔗 Caller Yeah, I saw both your shows last week in Chicago.

32:53🔗 Caller Hail Seed.

32:54🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You were in Chicago, huh?

32:55🔗 Drew We really?

32:56🔗 Caller Chi-Town, the Windy City?

32:58🔗 Caller Yeah, those are some good shows.

33:00🔗 Caller Do you have any kind of problems that you just make something else up to get through?

33:04🔗 Drew I don't know. It says Love the Bosstone on the thing here. Oh, really?

33:08🔗 Caller You put a fan through?

33:09🔗 Adam Yeah, we normally don't do that.

33:11🔗 Drew We'd like to help somebody. For you guys, we do.

33:13🔗 Caller Hey, can I use some of your time, dude? And thanks for the praise. I'd like to ask, I was reading in a magazine, Drew, about if you do these exercises where you actually flex the muscle between your...

33:25🔗 Drew Kegel exercises.

33:26🔗 Caller You heard about that? I read it in the Max magazine.

33:28🔗 Drew No, I've never heard of it.

33:28🔗 Caller One of the men's magazines.

33:30🔗 Drew Yeah, Kegel.

33:31🔗 Caller Have you heard of this?

33:31🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, I've already discussed this.

33:34🔗 Adam You heard of a fender ramp?

33:36🔗 Caller Because I've got the Bosstones doing them.

33:38🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, we're doing it.

33:39🔗 Drew All three sets of Kegel.

33:39🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Team calisthenics style.

33:42🔗 Drew Are they regaining control of their orgasm?

33:43🔗 Caller Yeah, how many hours am I on the show? Because I might do my Kegel say it at night.

33:48🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones And I can spot you if it gets too tight.

33:50🔗 Caller Yeah, and that's what we're doing. We team up and we Kegel.

33:53🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Come on, you can do it. Yeah.

33:55🔗 Caller Everybody has a partner.

33:56🔗 Drew Are you doing flicks or squeezes?

33:59🔗 Caller We're doing 20 second squeezes. And we're not up to flicks yet.

34:03🔗 Drew No flicks.

34:04🔗 Caller No. We're hoping to someday work the flicks. What are you on, Doc?

34:07🔗 Drew Flick is the one, two, three, four, zoom, zoom, doing it so fast.

34:11🔗 Adam Is it just puckering your ass?

34:12🔗 Drew Basically, it's puckering your ass. It's contracting the muscle you would use to interrupt a flow of urine.

34:18🔗 Adam And you know, they always say that. But you know what I use to interrupt the flow? I use my hand, yeah. To me, you know.

34:27🔗 Caller I don't think you could do the exercise, but I got the guy's arm we're doing. We're getting good at it. Yeah, we're doing 20 sets at 20 seconds.

34:33🔗 Drew Yeah. I'd like. This will work.

34:36🔗 Caller We hope by the time we get home from the tour, our wives will be very happy. And are you doing these, Drew?

34:41🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones No.

34:43🔗 Adam Ben, are you doing them? Not regularly. I'll tell you, the interrupting the flow of urine is something that would pay dividends, because I do a lot of drunken parking lot urination. Yeah. And there's a lot of security guards. You know, the headlights come around the corner and you're going on the fender of the Explorer. And you've got to just cut midstream and try to get the fly up without leaking down your leg. Yeah, that that could pay off. Should we hear Bosstone's song?

35:13🔗 Drew Absolutely.

35:14🔗 Adam Who picked out Someday, I suppose? Is that for me?

35:17🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Um, yeah, you like it.

35:19🔗 Caller If I was picking something for you, I would have picked Rascal King.

35:21🔗 Adam I love the Rascal King, but I really love Someday, I suppose.

35:26🔗 Caller All right.

35:26🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones All right.

35:26🔗 Caller So I'll go with the classics, a little classic rock hero in K-Rock.

35:30🔗 Caller I love this song.

35:31🔗 Adam Here we go from the Bosstones.

39:12🔗 Caller I love that song.

39:13🔗 Caller A little classic rock.

39:15🔗 Adam Yeah, they go way back to Boston.

39:19🔗 Caller Next, we got one from the Outlaws. Phil Spector produced a song from the early 60s.

39:28🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones How you feeling?

39:29🔗 Caller Turn the way down. Hey, the wolf man here talking to me. Ooh, is that any good? Good one.

39:35🔗 Caller Thank you.

39:36🔗 Caller All right.

39:38🔗 Adam Dicky and Joe Get It On both here from the Mighty Mighty, Mighty, Mighty, Bosstones. You can find them at the Whiskey coming up this Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and I believe, oh, no, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I took the L in April to be the first and screwed the man up there.

39:56🔗 Caller We had such a great show tonight, too. We had so much fun. I'd like to thank the people in Orange County.

40:01🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones We were down in Chain Reaction.

40:03🔗 Caller It was a great little club.

40:04🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones It was a really good show.

40:05🔗 Caller Doing these little shows.

40:07🔗 Adam Good, because you'll see me in the audience Saturday night.

40:10🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I'm not buying it, but that's cool.

40:12🔗 Caller In the pit, no.

40:13🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I just think you're a little busy. You might get a call back on that potato chip commercial or something, and then we won't see you.

40:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

40:20🔗 Drew Potato chip commercial.

40:22🔗 Caller I will be there Saturday night.

40:23🔗 Drew That's because he doesn't do tryouts.

40:26🔗 Adam I don't sell out to the man unless there's money involved.

40:29🔗 Caller That's my new policy.

40:32🔗 Adam Not just some money. All right, we're going to take a little break. We'll be back after this.

40:38🔗 Caller Love Live, we'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

41:00🔗 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

41:15🔗 Caller It's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. It's Dr. Drew over there.

41:18🔗 Adam Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dicky Barrett and Joe Gittleman are both here from the mighty, mighty Boston's. Three fabulous nights here in town at the Whiskey. That's Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I'm going to be there Saturday. Hopefully, Drew will be there as well. And then San Francisco, fifth through the eighth, Dallas on the 10th, Houston, 12th through the 14th, and then in New York on the 28th. Do not miss them. This is a great live show. And that's where I'm going. All right. Let's hop back to the phones and speak to Jessica. It's 21. Jessica.

41:53🔗 Caller Hi, Adam. Hi, Dr. Drew. Hey. Before I address my question, I wanted to comment on something you guys discussed earlier. Excuse me. If a man only made love to me for 10 to 14 minutes, I'd be pretty unhappy.

42:09🔗 Adam Yeah, but actual, actual intercourse.

42:12🔗 Caller Actual intercourse. I would guess that the typical woman prefers 30.

42:17🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no.

42:18🔗 Adam Yeah, but as you women have no way of estimating time or distance. That's why you can't parallel park, and you don't know when your show's around.

42:29🔗 Drew Here's another thing about women. Wait, wait, no, no, another thing about women is that when they have a certain preference, they're outraged when all the rest of female humanity doesn't have the same preference.

42:41🔗 Adam Well, that's true.

42:42🔗 Drew And we can tell you from experience and talking to the show that that is a long time. That's the outer limits of most women's scale.

42:50🔗 Adam Well, if a guy gets in you and you set a timer for 12, 13 minutes and he goes at you good for 12, 13 minutes nonstop, that's going to seem like a while.

43:02🔗 Caller Well, I actually like watch the clock. Maybe I'm just a freak, a bigger freak than I thought I was.

43:09🔗 Caller Well, no, you're a freak if you're watching the clock.

43:12🔗 Drew It's not about being a freak. That's your preference. That's fine.

43:15🔗 Adam Yeah. And by the way, I'm good for longer than 12 minutes. I'll do 25, 30 seconds of oral sex before the actual intercourse.

43:23🔗 Caller What about Sting?

43:25🔗 I'm sure you're excellent, Adam.

43:26🔗 Adam Sting had to cancel his last tour because he was getting it on.

43:29🔗 Caller Yeah. He's like doing it for 10 hours?

43:32🔗 Adam Six months.

43:33🔗 Caller 10 hours, I heard he's doing it.

43:35🔗 Adam He can do it for 10 hours, but only if there's a sitar player in the corner.

43:40🔗 Caller What about lunch? There's nothing in the world I can concentrate on for 10 hours.

43:45🔗 Adam Sting hooks himself up to an IV. What's that?

43:49🔗 Caller I'm just one of those all-night nymphs, I guess.

43:51🔗 Caller I think you're looking for Sting.

43:52🔗 Adam Okay. What's your question?

43:54🔗 Caller Anyway, I call because I've normally dated guys my own age throughout my teenage years, but when I was 19, I had an affair with a college professor of mine who was 49, and ever since then, I will, I'm only attracted to men over the age of 40, usually between 40 and 50. I've only dated men those ages.

44:18🔗 Drew Let me ask a couple of questions. In these all-night encounters you have, do you actually have orgasm?

44:23🔗 Caller No. Well, I had an orgasm just recently, but before, I never did.

44:27🔗 Drew Right. This is somebody who can't get satisfied with her sexuality. This is somebody who's searching for something.

44:36🔗 Adam Why the professor? Why not Mary Ann or the skipper?

44:41🔗 Caller Well, he was my psychology professor and human sexuality professor, and I took him a few semesters.

44:46🔗 Caller Oh, he's got to be good. He's teaching, he's qualified.

44:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

44:50🔗 Caller He's got a degree in it.

44:52🔗 Adam Now, like halfway into it, he flips you over and he goes, Now, this one's called wheelbarrow. And notice, notice the technique here.

45:00🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones What you want to do.

45:01🔗 Caller He was horrible in bed.

45:03🔗 Caller He was horrible in bed?

45:05🔗 Caller Well, he had a pointer and a blue screen.

45:07🔗 Adam The guys who can do, do and the guys who.

45:09🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones How many minutes was he good for when you were watching the clock?

45:12🔗 Caller About very long.

45:13🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, well.

45:13🔗 Caller The professor wasn't.

45:14🔗 Caller He was, what?

45:16🔗 Caller The professor wasn't very, he couldn't go the distance?

45:18🔗 Caller No, he really couldn't, I'm afraid.

45:21🔗 Adam What'd you get in the class?

45:23🔗 Caller Oh, I got my A's, but I really didn't start seeing him until after. I even dropped the course because I didn't want to date him as my professor.

45:30🔗 Adam I see. And now what happened? Nothing serious came of this?

45:34🔗 Caller No, he and I were just, we just messed around.

45:37🔗 Drew So where's your dad?

45:38🔗 Caller A couple of months. He's gone, never been to the place. I'm not, I don't think I'm looking for my daddy though. I've already. Where is your dad?

45:45🔗 Drew Where is your dad?

45:46🔗 Caller He's, I don't know. He's not in my life.

45:49🔗 Caller Shocking, shocking.

45:51🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Knocked me out with a feather. Teaching in college.

45:55🔗 Drew You're dating dads, can't have orgasm, can't get satisfied. Were you sexually abused?

46:01🔗 Caller No.

46:01🔗 Drew Did something weird happen? Were you sexualized at a young age or something?

46:05🔗 Caller No, I was. No, I had a very normal childhood.

46:10🔗 Caller I was. Go with that thought.

46:13🔗 Caller I did. I had a normal childhood when I was about nine. I did deal with some physical abuse from my uncle, but I got out of that situation.

46:23🔗 Adam Why was your uncle was beating on you?

46:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:27🔗 Adam Well, that's a lovely, lovely individual.

46:29🔗 Caller I think I'll go over and beat on my sister's kid.

46:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:33🔗 Caller Exactly.

46:34🔗 Caller That's great.

46:34🔗 Caller It worked.

46:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:36🔗 Adam Well, to be fair to him, he may not have had his own kids to beat on. And I know how it goes.

46:40🔗 Drew That also speaks volumes about mom, who has the physical abuse of dad and abandoning husband.

46:46🔗 Caller They actually, they got a divorce before I was born. So I never met him. And my uncle also abused her. It started with him abusing my mother. And then it, it turned on me.

46:54🔗 Drew This is a lot of stuff going on here.

46:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:57🔗 Adam That's a full plate. Have you gotten any therapy?

47:01🔗 Caller No.

47:01🔗 Adam Okay.

47:02🔗 Drew This is, you need to work some of these things out. So dating guys twice your age is not going to solve your problems.

47:07🔗 Caller Well, I, see the thing is, is I'm dating somebody now who's 41 and it seems, I, I don't know how other people view it. It seems to me like it's very normal. I don't, I don't ask these guys for anything I wouldn't ask of somebody my own age.

47:25🔗 Drew What the hell does that mean?

47:27🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

47:28🔗 Drew What the hell does that mean?

47:29🔗 Caller No, it's like when I see, everybody insists that I'm dating these guys for money because all the men that I've dated have been very successful, usually high powered and it's not like that. I treat them just as I would somebody my own age. I'm very fair and I don't know.

47:50🔗 Caller I don't know.

47:51🔗 Adam I don't know.

47:52🔗 Caller I just wish I could get off my back for my 15 minutes. I've got a lot to deal with. Leave us alone.

47:58🔗 Adam Your uncle abused you, your mom is a mess and that's enough for a little therapy, all right?

48:04🔗 Caller And we're okay. 15 minutes is damn good.

48:06🔗 Drew You can't get satisfied through your sexual encounters, you're non-orgasmic, yet you want to have sex all night, yet it's not satisfying. It's like, wait a minute. Right. Not good.

48:15🔗 Adam Liz?

48:15🔗 Caller Hi.

48:16🔗 Adam Hey, you're 15.

48:17🔗 Caller Yeah. For the past week, I've been having yellow discharge from my vagina and I don't know what that's going to happen.

48:24🔗 Drew That sounds like a guy pretending to be a girl. Are you sexually active?

48:27🔗 Caller No.

48:28🔗 Drew No. You're not sexually active. Is there any burning or pain with this?

48:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:36🔗 Adam What's the matter?

48:37🔗 Caller I don't know.

48:38🔗 Adam Are you crying now?

48:39🔗 Caller No, I'm not crying.

48:40🔗 Adam Are you on the toilet?

48:41🔗 Caller No.

48:42🔗 Adam Are you one of those bizarre Johnny Quest villain nationalities that we can't figure out?

48:46🔗 Caller No.

48:47🔗 Drew You've never had sex?

48:49🔗 Caller I'm not trying to be funny. Are you having this discharge right now?

48:53🔗 Caller I don't know. I'm not checking down.

48:56🔗 Drew Well, it's hard to understand how you could have gotten an infection if you haven't been sexually active. Have you ever put anything inside your vagina?

49:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:02🔗 Drew What?

49:03🔗 A dildo.

49:04🔗 Adam Well, sure.

49:07🔗 Drew Is it your own? I mean, you weren't sharing it with anybody?

49:10🔗 Caller No.

49:12🔗 Adam Drew, is there some sort of dildo exchange program that we don't know about? Clean dildo program.

49:20🔗 Caller All right.

49:21🔗 Drew Where did you get the dildo?

49:23🔗 Caller From my friend.

49:24🔗 Drew Yeah, why do I think this is bogus?

49:26🔗 Caller I don't know.

49:26🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Liz is fake.

49:28🔗 Caller All right.

49:28🔗 Adam Hey, Liz, go to the gynecologist.

49:30🔗 Drew That's what you got to do.

49:31🔗 Caller We love you.

49:35🔗 Caller We love you.

49:35🔗 Adam What was that? Was that a 15-year-old dude?

49:38🔗 Drew That's what I thought.

49:38🔗 Caller I think it was.

49:39🔗 Drew I thought it was when I first saw him.

49:41🔗 Adam Doing like a kind of in between nationality voice.

49:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

49:47🔗 Adam Interesting. Got his first dildo.

49:49🔗 Caller He got through security though.

49:50🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

49:51🔗 Adam Very stringent here. We're going to take our phone screeners nipping off a flask as we speak.

49:59🔗 Caller Hello.

50:02🔗 Adam Dicky and Joe are here for The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Take a little break. We'll be right back.

50:07🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

50:10🔗 Adam We'll be right back.

50:46🔗 Caller Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla.

50:48🔗 Adam That is Dr. Drew leisurely strolling into the room. Joe Gittleman and Dick Barrett are both here from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones at The Whiskey. We've now semi-confirmed Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. And then San Francisco, Dallas, Houston, and New York just basically coming up in the weeks after this Sunday. Great with the plugs.

51:12🔗 Caller They're starting to annoy me, but I am so good with them.

51:15🔗 Adam I love the Bosstones, and I want people to go out there and love them with me.

51:22🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Wow, there you go.

51:24🔗 Adam It's going to be more of that if you go to the Whiskey this weekend.

51:27🔗 Caller The whole night of that.

51:28🔗 Adam The whole night of wah!

51:29🔗 Caller That will bring them in. Where the hell did that come from?

51:34🔗 Adam I don't know where that came from, but it's you. Jennifer?

51:37🔗 Caller This is my prostate examination. Could you play my prostate examination one more time? Oh, God, I hated that. Memories come flooding back. Jennifer, hello.

51:47🔗 Drew Were you in Boston last week? I was in Boston last week, and the weather was spectacular.

51:51🔗 Caller It was beautiful. It's cold again now.

51:53🔗 Drew And what is going on with the dig?

51:55🔗 Caller The dig is right near my house, and it's amazing. You know what the sad thing about the dig is, and I'm not gonna, because it's my city, but it's the biggest, it's the most money from the federal government.

52:06🔗 Drew It's like 40 billion dollars or something. They've been digging since I was in college out there.

52:10🔗 Adam This is a huge underground highway they're putting in.

52:15🔗 Caller Play that again.

52:17🔗 Caller No, the wah!

52:20🔗 Caller There you go.

52:21🔗 Adam What's sad about the dig?

52:24🔗 Caller Sad is the amount of money the federal government has put into it. And it's way overbought. It's like anything. It's like the red tape, the bureaucracy.

52:33🔗 Drew It was interesting that they're afraid now. The highway used to separate the, what's the Italian word, North?

52:39🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones North Ann.

52:39🔗 Drew From the rest of Boston. They're afraid now that when you're going to be able to just infiltrate that area without a street, it will sort of be yuppie eyes.

52:46🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones What are you saying?

52:47🔗 Drew It will lose its ethnicity.

52:49🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones No.

52:49🔗 Drew No.

52:50🔗 Adam It's not going to.

52:50🔗 They're talking about gardens and hotels and everything and mamma mia, they'll be fine over there.

52:55🔗 Adam Jennifer? You're 23. That's it.

52:58🔗 Caller Well, I've had an interesting question I hope you guys can answer. I have trouble having orgasms without manual stimulation when me and my husband have sex. And I was wondering if I was hypnotized, if that could help me.

53:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

53:13🔗 Drew You can be hypnotized into orgasm, but it won't change your overall sort of physiology, which is that you need that kind of mechanical direct stimulation.

53:21🔗 Caller I've done it before though, without my hand.

53:23🔗 Drew Yeah, but it's all normal. It's all good. You're actually better than average with what you're describing.

53:28🔗 Adam How did you do it without your hand?

53:30🔗 Caller Well, the first time I didn't know what was happening to me. It was wonderful. But after that, it kind of got like mind over matter. It didn't work because I was thinking about it too much.

53:41🔗 Adam Oh, God.

53:42🔗 Drew That's a girl thing.

53:43🔗 Adam Yeah.

53:43🔗 Drew Think about that.

53:45🔗 Adam Yeah, they think about it too much and they freak themselves out.

53:48🔗 Caller Why do they even have to think? You know, it would be so much better off if that didn't happen.

53:53🔗 Drew Well, because for their orgasmic function, they actually have to have a functioning central nervous system. They need a brain to make it work.

54:01🔗 Caller One of God's many cruel jokes.

54:03🔗 Drew Yeah, the man can have the brain dead and still be just fine.

54:07🔗 Caller Yeah, and nicely. Happily.

54:09🔗 Drew Happier, better.

54:10🔗 Adam If you're in a coma and a nurse gave you oral sex, would you have an orgasm?

54:15🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

54:18🔗 Adam Oh, let's try that.

54:18🔗 Drew Give me that mallet.

54:20🔗 Adam Well, it's actually a coconut. Jennifer, what would you like the hypnotist to do? Like just tell you that you could have the orgasm?

54:29🔗 Caller I've never been hypnotized before, but I'm hoping somehow convince my subconscious to have an orgasm when me and my husband are having sex without me having to do anything.

54:38🔗 Drew I imagine hypnotists would claim they could do that. And I bet even sometimes they could, but I don't think it's something that would be a permanent option.

54:44🔗 Caller Hold on a second. All right. Now listen to me. Listen to me very closely, gentlemen. Quiet. You are getting sleepy. Stop giggling. You're getting very, very sleepy. You want to have an orgasm. I have a skill. I do have a skill.

54:59🔗 Drew No, you don't.

55:00🔗 Adam I don't.

55:01🔗 Drew No, no, no, no.

55:02🔗 Caller I have no skill.

55:02🔗 Drew Sorry, Dicky. No.

55:04🔗 Adam All right, Jennifer. Listen, just do you have one during oral sex?

55:11🔗 Caller Once with my husband. I really don't like oral sex.

55:15🔗 Adam Really? You got a sister? That's great. I'd like to breed you. We could breed a super race of woman who doesn't like oral sex. That would be great.

55:29🔗 Caller What a wonderful world.

55:30🔗 Caller What a utopia.

55:32🔗 Adam You'd be like the oral sex Hitler. So I'm looking to create a super breed of Aryan anti-oral sex women. I call them pink shirts. Kelly, you're 23. What's up?

55:50🔗 Caller I just want to tell you and Dr. Drew, you guys are doing a great service to the community.

55:55🔗 Adam Thank you.

55:55🔗 Caller I had a quick question for Dicky and Joe. Actually, I had two. Are there plans for a new album? And what is there a story behind the song The Day He Didn't Die?

56:07🔗 Caller Yeah. There are plans for a new album.

56:10🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Great. We're going to work on that this summer and have it out as soon as it's done.

56:14🔗 Caller And The Day He Didn't Die is about my uncle who passed away two years ago, going on three years the day before Christmas. And people talk about people who have passed away as being unbelievable and you make Heroes of the Dead, but this guy was truly an amazing man and he was an inspiration to me in so many ways and he was a huge part of the Barrett family. And unlike me, he was the polar opposite of me and the family. I was way down here and my uncle was amazingly good and really great. He lived an incredible life and he was an incredible man. He passed away from cancer. Thank you for asking.

56:53🔗 Caller Yeah, well, I'm going to see you guys in Petaluma. I can't wait for that.

56:57🔗 Caller How do you pronounce that? Petaluma. Petaluma.

57:01🔗 Caller Phoenix Theater.

57:02🔗 Caller Ever been there, guys?

57:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:04🔗 Drew Where is it?

57:05🔗 Adam It's north.

57:05🔗 Drew It's up north.

57:06🔗 Caller North of San Francisco.

57:07🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Near San Francisco.

57:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

57:08🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones It's past San Francisco, isn't near Pantaloondah.

57:12🔗 Adam They basically go there and grow weed, right?

57:15🔗 Caller Well, we're a little south of that. That's left the Humboldt County, but unfortunately, we feel the effects here.

57:22🔗 Caller Tell us where the weed is because we want to keep the horn section away from there.

57:26🔗 Caller Oh, well.

57:28🔗 Caller We try to avoid that.

57:29🔗 Caller I know.

57:30🔗 Adam Is it the horn? Is it the close association to the bong that attracts horn players? I don't know what it is. Perkostomoth. They just want to put something up to their mouth and suck on it.

57:40🔗 Caller Just something they like to do.

57:41🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I think it's the long history, you know, you go back in time. Birdman and all the heavy drug use and portal players.

57:46🔗 Caller Check this out.

57:49🔗 Drew You know, I was flashing the fact the only time we ever hung out with your whole band was in Florida. Remember this?

57:54🔗 Caller Oh, that was fun.

57:55🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, we were there for that MTV thing.

57:58🔗 Caller Oh, bake sale thing. Yeah.

58:00🔗 Adam And we we ran.

58:01🔗 Drew We just ran into the same hotel.

58:03🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. No, I think you guys were bringing somebody on stage or something like that.

58:07🔗 Adam No, no, you guys were down. It was like it was no, that was Florida. No, I hung out with you guys in DC. We're in Panama City doing some kind of MTV's all right thing.

58:19🔗 Caller Spring break.

58:20🔗 Adam And you guys were out there doing spring break, too, but not on the same bill or not the same day.

58:25🔗 Caller I was so miserable. And Dr. Drew actually, like, counseled me. I was like, I don't want to be here. And he's like, Dicky, don't worry about it.

58:31🔗 Drew You know, we were all miserable, too. You were selling out as well.

58:37🔗 Caller It was nice of you to come out of your misery and deal through mine.

58:41🔗 Adam Yeah, we just sat down in the sports bar, the hotel.

58:45🔗 Caller Until that dude came up to you and goes, I got to buy you a shot. Like, look, I'm all set. I really don't need a shot right now.

58:52🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Dude, dude, do a shot.

58:55🔗 Caller I worship you. You're my man. I think you're the best.

58:57🔗 Adam Yeah.

58:58🔗 Caller Hey, look, I'm all set. And it's nice to offer. Dude, dude, do a shot.

59:02🔗 Caller You're an asshole.

59:04🔗 Adam Yeah.

59:04🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Did he really?

59:04🔗 Caller Yeah, he turned on him. All of a sudden, because he wouldn't do the shot.

59:07🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones He's like, all right.

59:08🔗 Adam Drunken guys are it's really that shot makes you blood brothers is the way a drunk guy looks at it.

59:15🔗 Caller I go. Yeah, I don't want to tell this.

59:17🔗 Adam No. OK. I set it up the whole reason you guys had to revive me in when we're at the HFS at the big concert in DC a few years ago. Remember when I remember stumbled into your dressing room and I was green. I've been vomiting.

59:32🔗 Caller Yeah, I saw all day.

59:34🔗 Adam Yeah, that was that dude do a shot. But, you know, it was funny is I did a shot with the guy and then the bartender went, dude, we're doing a shot, too. I mean, I end up doing a shot with everyone in the place. And and I ate some softshell crab or stuff.

59:47🔗 Caller I was just heaving.

59:49🔗 Caller Oh, I get the same thing all the time, too. But it's not only do a shot, but you got to do a shot with them. I'm on your back.

59:56🔗 Drew That becomes that becomes a lifelong story of I was drinking with Dicky. Yeah, I was out with Adam having having some throwing tossing a few back.

1:00:03🔗 Adam Right.

1:00:03🔗 Drew That's what that story really is.

1:00:05🔗 Adam I wasted five bucks on Adam. He doesn't remember me. And he wasn't facing me when he did the shot.

1:00:10🔗 Caller It usually happens at a bar I'm playing and I'm like, you don't understand, man. They're giving him to me for free hair. You're wasting. Dude, I want to buy you a shot.

1:00:18🔗 Adam All right. Well, Saturday night, everybody at the whiskey. You know, I'm buying you a shot.

1:00:24🔗 Caller Don.

1:00:25🔗 Caller Hi.

1:00:26🔗 Caller Hey.

1:00:27🔗 Caller Oh, thank you guys so much for taking the time to talk to me. Like, I really appreciate it. Two questions. One, I was wondering, OK, I go tan at the tanning salon, right? And the guy there, because I know that like skin, I guess it causes sun cancer and like premature aging. And if not soft, when you like get older, it's all leathery and rough. OK, I was wondering that he's telling me that like there's different rays of the sun, like A, B and C rays.

1:00:56🔗 Drew There is. And at times there's been at least schools of thought that perhaps the tanning booth had less of the damaging rays. But there's also been times when people thought it's had more. So it probably in the end will be about the same as sun.

1:01:12🔗 Caller OK, all right. Because he was saying that like, I don't know, he said this is pure and like these are these rays and these don't come off.

1:01:18🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Never listen to anyone who works at it. It's all it's all UV on anything.

1:01:22🔗 Drew It's all UV energy and UV energy destroys elastin.

1:01:26🔗 Adam That's a good point.

1:01:26🔗 Drew Yeah. Destruction of elastin is what causes wrinkles. And the UV is what puts you at risk for cancer. So it's the same.

1:01:32🔗 Adam You go naked in those things?

1:01:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:35🔗 Adam Oh, good times.

1:01:36🔗 Caller It is.

1:01:37🔗 Adam And these guys try to, you know, catch a peek?

1:01:41🔗 Caller No, this guy's a good guy, but I don't know. They have like these flat doors. And I sometimes wonder if like there's some pervs in there.

1:01:48🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Oh, yeah. Nice.

1:01:49🔗 Adam Listen, looking doesn't make you a bad guy in my book, by the way.

1:01:53🔗 Caller Yeah, but this dude's married and he has a daughter and his wife.

1:01:55🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah. So let me tell you something. Any man that close to a naked girl, I'm trying to catch a peek right now and I'm on the radio.

1:02:02🔗 Adam Right. He's got the mic held up to his eye. All right, then. Good times. Listen, at fifteen. Oh, fifteen. Yeah, don't worry. Well, no, I mean, I'd look.

1:02:11🔗 Caller For god sakes, Joe.

1:02:12🔗 Caller I look a lot older than what I think, but I'm not stupid. Like I don't date old guys and stuff like I'm not that screwed up. One more question, though. Um, this was like about this eating this wonder thing. Like I sometimes with me, like, are you there? Yeah. OK, sorry. Like I'll eat, for example, like eight pieces of toast. I won't even be hungry. I'll just eat it because like the jelly tastes good. And I won't stop until like until like I feel sick. But I never ever throw up. I've never once in my life thrown up because I'm tired.

1:02:44🔗 Drew Do you exercise excessively?

1:02:45🔗 Caller Yeah, no, not really. I haven't had time to. I like I'm like roughly five, seven, probably a little bit under that. And I weigh like one hundred and twenty five pounds.

1:02:54🔗 Drew Well, we sort of call it food issues.

1:02:57🔗 Caller Right.

1:02:57🔗 Drew We got some food issues.

1:02:58🔗 Adam You smoke weed?

1:02:59🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones What about English muffins? Or is it just toast?

1:03:02🔗 Caller I don't drink. I'm not stupid.

1:03:03🔗 Adam I see.

1:03:04🔗 Drew You're fine. You're all right. You're all right.

1:03:06🔗 Adam And what do you mean you don't have time? You're hanging out at the tan salon all day.

1:03:09🔗 Drew No, no, no.

1:03:10🔗 Caller I haven't tanned in, like, a week because my tans don't pay for anything. So I've had to work since I've been ten. And so I work, like, thirty five hours a week. Plus, I go to school and I'm getting far behind in school and it's just not the greatest of times. OK.

1:03:24🔗 Drew Well, what's going on?

1:03:26🔗 Caller Well, because, like, I don't know. They're not. My parents aren't the greatest. Like, I did. They're not alcoholics. And but like they don't do drugs, but they're not very supportive. Do you know what I mean? Like, I can never talk to them. They don't want to pay for anything.

1:03:40🔗 Drew Like, where are you getting all this motivation?

1:03:43🔗 Caller Because I have, like, three royally dynamite individuals that are my siblings and I really don't want to end up like them.

1:03:51🔗 Drew Royally what?

1:03:52🔗 Caller They're like screwed up. Like, my sister has, like, three kids, but they get adopted out.

1:03:57🔗 Adam Okay, yeah, don't end up like them.

1:03:58🔗 Caller And my brothers are caught on weed and I just don't want that life.

1:04:01🔗 Drew Your parents gotta be alcoholics. What? I mean, it's gotta be, maybe not raging alcoholics, but it's gotta be some drug and alcohol use.

1:04:07🔗 Caller No, uh-uh, they don't drink beer, they don't smoke.

1:04:10🔗 Adam Well, they may have quit, right?

1:04:12🔗 Caller My dad has my mom, never in her life has she had a cigarette, never in her life has she had a taste of alcohol or drugs. My dad hasn't had a drink in 27 years.

1:04:21🔗 Drew What are they into? What is their deal? Why are they such crappy parents?

1:04:25🔗 Caller Because, I guess, like, okay, religion was like a really strict thing, it used to be. But, like, I was never made to go to church, like, they didn't care, but I just went. I get, like, I rebelled a lot, like, I guess, like, since they never made me go, then I always-

1:04:41🔗 Drew But you're sort of the, the rescuer, the hero in the family. You're the ones who be perfect. And that's, so what you're describing is a real typical alcoholic family. A couple of them are, you know, one's a, one's a screw up and is a scapegoat, has a bunch of kids, the other ones are addicts, and then she's the hero.

1:04:55🔗 Adam Well, dad hasn't drank in 20 years. Dad could be a program guy.

1:04:59🔗 Drew Or have a church.

1:05:01🔗 Adam Okay. All right. And, and let me tell you that the church, for a lot of you people that go nuts with it, is just as big a vice as anything else. I mean, it takes up, certainly takes up more time than the boost, because it involves driving. Yeah. You know, you got to make runs. I wouldn't mind doing the church if they could somehow just, I don't know, put it on the internet or something. Somewhere I could jack off and not leave the house and kind of get my fill of it.

1:05:28🔗 Caller Bring it right into the home.

1:05:29🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the early Sunday morning gig, especially during football season.

1:05:35🔗 Caller Unacceptable.

1:05:36🔗 Adam That's why, that's why the, what do they call it? The Jewish, what is that one called? What's that with the Jews? That's why the Saturday sounds all right to me because that's college football.

1:05:45🔗 Drew Friday night.

1:05:46🔗 Adam Oh, Friday night. Friday night? No, don't go to the temple on Saturday.

1:05:49🔗 Caller Help us out, Joe.

1:05:50🔗 Adam Joe, when do you guys hit the temple on Saturday or Friday night?

1:05:54🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I don't know. It's been a while for me. Okay.

1:05:56🔗 Adam But you don't miss as many games being Jewish. That's what I'm saying. Amy?

1:06:02🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Isn't it Friday and Saturday you're supposed to...

1:06:04🔗 Adam And you can't do anything on Sunday. I like that. Amy?

1:06:08🔗 Yes, I'm here.

1:06:09🔗 Adam You're 16. What's that?

1:06:11🔗 Caller Well, my mom kicked me out of my house.

1:06:14🔗 I lived up by the beach and I moved to my dad's house about four months ago. And I don't know, I started, I smoked weed in Newport Beach. Like I've smoked weed since I was like in eighth grade, but it's gotten really bad lately.

1:06:25🔗 Adam Why'd your mom kick you out? Smoking weed?

1:06:28🔗 No, it's because I've gotten straight A's my whole life. My grades went down. I started partying, hanging out with the wrong people, you know, that kind of thing. And we really didn't get along. There's actually a lot of stuff that's gone on between me and my mom. Like I've had a lot of problems and she couldn't handle it anymore.

1:06:45🔗 Adam Okay. So she sent you to live with your dad.

1:06:47🔗 Yeah.

1:06:48🔗 Adam And you moved in with your dad and you smoked a lot of weed?

1:06:50🔗 I go to like a continuation school because of my grades. I have, I go to school for three hours a day at like noon.

1:06:56🔗 Drew Wow. You went all the way from straight A's to.

1:06:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:59🔗 I fell straight down.

1:07:01🔗 Caller Did you get along with your mom when you were getting straight A's?

1:07:03🔗 No. The thing is, I never got along with her at home.

1:07:06🔗 Caller It wasn't just my grades.

1:07:07🔗 I had a lot of other stuff that happened.

1:07:08🔗 Drew Is there anybody trying to help you or treat you or get some assistance with the behaviors?

1:07:13🔗 For my weed.

1:07:15🔗 Drew Well, this is all sort of an addiction story and a depression story.

1:07:19🔗 Yeah.

1:07:19🔗 Caller There's a lot of stuff with depression.

1:07:21🔗 Drew And so are somebody treating that?

1:07:23🔗 I had a therapist and I was on Prozac and I was on a couple of things and I just stopped taking those about two months ago.

1:07:32🔗 Drew I mean, you see how you've gotten on a course here that could be a permanent derailment of your life if you don't get things going.

1:07:40🔗 Adam You might as well just forget that continuation school right now and just take the GED by the way and get a job because that continuation school, it's like it's bargaining with kids who don't want to go to school. It's like, what time do you want to show up? They're like noon. I get up at 1130. So let's make it 1215. All right. And when's your first cigarette break? 1245. Now, I know, I know the teachers last names are long, so just call them Herb and Bob and Joe and Frank and Cindy, you know, call everyone by the first name. You can score some weed from them, smoke some cigarettes. Yeah.

1:08:16🔗 That's exactly how my school is. Yeah.

1:08:18🔗 Adam Don't hit them. Why bother at that point? You know what it's like? It really is. It's like going, I don't much like to work. Like, I don't take real good at work. And someone goes, well, you gotta have a job. And you go, all right. And they go, what if you had a job where you just showed up at one and stayed till three and didn't do anything?

1:08:36🔗 Caller And you went, how much will I be making?

1:08:38🔗 Adam Yeah. You want, could I smoke? And they go, yeah, yeah, no problem. And you went, no pressures? Yeah. And if I don't show up a few days out of the week, no big deal? Yeah.

1:08:45🔗 Caller I mean, I don't want the boss on my back either.

1:08:47🔗 Adam Count me in. No drug testing, no applications, nothing like that. No. OK.

1:08:52🔗 Caller Sometimes I like to drink on the job side, OK?

1:08:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Why do it then?

1:08:57🔗 Caller You know, like, why bother?

1:08:59🔗 Adam You're just saying you're going to school. My sister.

1:09:00🔗 Caller I want to put as little effort into life as possible.

1:09:03🔗 Drew Your sister went to college?

1:09:03🔗 Adam My sister went to Amelia Earhart Continuation School. And it's basically they took a section of North Hollywood High, just a corner, and they fenced it off like like a petting zoo. And they just put the they put the tokers in it in the corner. And it's like we look at them through the fence, like, don't feed them. They have hepatitis.

1:09:25🔗 Caller Stop poking at them.

1:09:26🔗 Adam Don't poke it. Don't antagonize them.

1:09:29🔗 Caller Smoking and stuff.

1:09:30🔗 Caller They just sit around.

1:09:31🔗 Adam It's just a bunch of like screwed up 16 year olds just sitting on benches and smoking.

1:09:36🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Kids, kids.

1:09:37🔗 Caller It's time for coming, Jim, second Jim.

1:09:41🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:09:42🔗 Caller Yeah, we're having a I don't know if I can deal with your class right now. Whenever you're ready, we're having class. All right.

1:09:48🔗 Adam It really prepares them for the real world. And then they ultimately drop out of continuation school and they just get a job doing nothing anyway.

1:09:56🔗 Caller Is that the little bus, Adam?

1:09:58🔗 Adam That's the medium size short short bus is for the retarded kids and the medium size bus is for the continuation school. But that bus doesn't run before noon.

1:10:07🔗 Drew It's a VW van.

1:10:09🔗 Adam Yeah. Spicoli's van. I don't know who came up with that. And it was called Amelia Earhart. And for some reason, Amelia Earhart. Yeah, she would.

1:10:20🔗 Caller She would have been proud.

1:10:21🔗 Adam I think she crashed a plane in North Hollywood or something because Amelia Earhart in North Hollywood. There's a big statue of her in front of North Hollywood. What's a place where they keep the books?

1:10:31🔗 Library. Library. Library.

1:10:32🔗 Adam That's what it is. It's a house where they keep the books.

1:10:36🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Triple X.

1:10:38🔗 Caller That's the magazine.

1:10:39🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I'm sorry.

1:10:39🔗 Adam All right. So do we answer her question at all?

1:10:42🔗 Drew Yes.

1:10:43🔗 Adam What you need to do?

1:10:44🔗 Drew I don't know.

1:10:44🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Get a GED.

1:10:45🔗 Adam Just say what you need to do, Drew. Get the GED. Forget about the continuation thing. Get a job and stop the weed.

1:10:52🔗 Drew Yeah. Listen, she's been smoking pot since she was a young adolescent. There's overwhelming evidence that that can really make you a moron. Well, more than that, it actually shrinks certain parts of the brain.

1:11:05🔗 Caller What are nine times out of ten? What would you say to this? What's that? More than likely it'll happen, but is there a chance it doesn't have to happen?

1:11:13🔗 Drew What's that?

1:11:14🔗 Caller If you smoke weed at a young age?

1:11:15🔗 Drew Well, if you're smoking a lot, it will, I mean, the evidence is clear that it affects your development.

1:11:21🔗 Caller And sometimes you can smoke weed at a young age and then give it up and then go on to a ska punk band and do quite well. I'm not saying that's for everybody.

1:11:31🔗 Adam No, but that's only one ad.

1:11:33🔗 Drew Ultimately, you'll sell out.

1:11:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:36🔗 Caller Yeah, right. Okay.

1:11:37🔗 Adam But here's the thing.

1:11:38🔗 Caller Love the new show.

1:11:40🔗 Caller Yeah, it's good.

1:11:41🔗 Caller I'm the sellout, right?

1:11:42🔗 Caller Oh, Christ.

1:11:44🔗 Caller Good morning.

1:11:46🔗 Caller Good morning.

1:11:47🔗 Adam The the the other thing about weed, too, is it's like if you know from Harvard, if you're from the West Coast, if you do it from 13, 18, it's like you've been locked in a sensory deprivation tank for five years, too. It's not I don't you know, part of it is what it does to your brain. But the other part is, is you ain't collecting too much information.

1:12:07🔗 Drew You're not right here in the parts of your brain that you need for those developmental milestones just isn't available to you. So stuff isn't coming in and then you can't react to it even if it did.

1:12:15🔗 Adam Okay. Mighty Mighty Bosstones here tonight. We'll take a little break. We'll be back with them and you after this.

1:12:24🔗 Caller Love Line will be right back.

1:12:25🔗 Caller So get your problems ready. Ready.

1:13:10🔗 Caller Loveline, Fast-Growing Outlaw Radio, North America. That's good radio. Yeah, what was that?

1:13:19🔗 Adam That's Metallica, isn't it? Is it Metallica? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is.

1:13:25🔗 Caller I didn't recognize the riff.

1:13:28🔗 Adam Well, you enjoyed it. That's why you didn't know it was Metallica.

1:13:31🔗 Caller No, I like Metallica.

1:13:32🔗 Adam All right. You're such a big fan.

1:13:35🔗 Caller I can walk, man. I'm not going to drag Metallica through the mud here on your show, man.

1:13:40🔗 Adam All right. No, I actually... We've never had Metallica on this show, but I have run into them at an event or two, and they're very friendly, very complimentary.

1:13:51🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Have you ever heard our version of Enter Sandman?

1:13:54🔗 Adam No.

1:13:54🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Why don't you load that up off Skakor for the next one?

1:13:57🔗 Caller Do we have it here?

1:13:57🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, it's on Skakor, right?

1:13:59🔗 Adam Do we bring it?

1:13:59🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Oh, no, no, no, it's on that other thing.

1:14:01🔗 Caller Oh, no, it's on the Weird to Go EP.

1:14:05🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones All right.

1:14:05🔗 Caller Joe, run back to your office and grab the Weird to Go EP. Joe Sib, our manager, is here.

1:14:10🔗 Adam So we don't have that, but we do have kinder words here.

1:14:13🔗 Caller Oh, we do.

1:14:14🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Oh, is that what it is?

1:14:15🔗 Caller We have to listen to it.

1:14:16🔗 Adam What do you want to hear? Let's hear something else.

1:14:18🔗 Caller Drew's kind of down.

1:14:19🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, he's a little sad.

1:14:20🔗 Caller Yeah, some 20 something kids gave him a tough time today.

1:14:24🔗 Adam Do you want to? I know, but I thought maybe kinder words could make him feel better.

1:14:28🔗 Drew The boss tells him to cheer you up.

1:14:30🔗 Adam Really?

1:14:31🔗 Caller Oh yeah. Yeah.

1:14:32🔗 Caller Drew, don't ever change.

1:14:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:35🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones All right.

1:14:35🔗 Caller And don't stop caring, honestly.

1:14:37🔗 Adam And keep fighting the fight.

1:14:39🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah.

1:14:39🔗 Caller It's a good fight.

1:14:40🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Adam, now can I ask a question? Yeah. When the kids were giving you a hard time, were you wearing your PJ bottoms?

1:14:46🔗 Drew No, no, it's just for radio.

1:14:48🔗 Caller Because that might explain things.

1:14:50🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah, right.

1:14:50🔗 Drew Yeah, make me a little vulnerable.

1:14:52🔗 Adam Drew was lamenting during the break to Joe and Dicky that-

1:14:55🔗 Caller No, I wasn't. Not necessarily.

1:14:57🔗 Caller He was a little down.

1:14:59🔗 Caller The point he was making is like, when he's looking at these kids and they're like arguing with them and they're talking back and this, he's like, what is in it? What do I gain?

1:15:08🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones What do they think his angle is?

1:15:10🔗 Caller His motivation is-

1:15:11🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Why are they so skeptical?

1:15:12🔗 Caller Why are they killing the messenger? Why do they-

1:15:14🔗 Drew Right. I understand they choose to do other stuff, but why dismiss everything I say as though I'm saying something that's trying to manipulate or be untruthful?

1:15:23🔗 Caller You don't make more money or they're not members of your immediate family and there's nothing you can really gain.

1:15:29🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones That's sad.

1:15:31🔗 Caller So with that being said, you're probably right.

1:15:36🔗 Adam Well, Drew, part of it's your livelihood, right?

1:15:40🔗 Drew What's that?

1:15:41🔗 Adam You got that $55,000 SUV in the $2 million home. That's part of the battle.

1:15:46🔗 Caller It's part of the reason to get up in the morning. He got that from knowing things.

1:15:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:48🔗 Caller I'd look at a man like that and say he must know something.

1:15:51🔗 Caller That's right.

1:15:52🔗 Adam Look where he is today.

1:15:53🔗 Caller Tell them about when you're at a college lecture.

1:15:56🔗 Caller No. You're just having a bad enough time.

1:15:59🔗 Drew That's all right. You can tell that.

1:16:00🔗 Caller Tell that story.

1:16:01🔗 Adam I'm saying for those of you who don't know it already, Drew is a very sensitive guy. And if there's 3,000 people who give him a standing ovation at the end of one of our college lectures and there's one freaked out chick who comes up and attacks him while we're signing autographs, Drew's night and weekend is ruined by the one girl. He won't stop talking. He won't stop talking about all the way home on the plane. And he's absolutely devastated that he will focus all of his energy on one person.

1:16:35🔗 Caller And what do you do?

1:16:36🔗 Adam I yell at the one person usually and tell her to haul her fat ass. I usually, you know, it's like, listen, townie, because I know you ain't going to any university. All that fat ass.

1:16:49🔗 Caller Back to the trailer.

1:16:52🔗 Adam Back to the photo match you've squatted. Do they have, they don't have photo maps anymore, do they?

1:17:03🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones I don't know if squatter's right or not.

1:17:06🔗 Caller Squatting a photo map, though, that'd be bad.

1:17:08🔗 Caller I don't know if they have photo maps or not.

1:17:13🔗 Adam No.

1:17:14🔗 Drew They've turned them into like little coffee you drive through.

1:17:16🔗 Adam Yeah, they don't have any.

1:17:17🔗 Caller The point I want to make, and to make this long segment agonizingly longer, I just want to say, Drew, you're a really good man and don't ever stop and don't let people discard you.

1:17:25🔗 Drew Well, thanks, Dicky.

1:17:26🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones All right?

1:17:27🔗 Drew I'm back, I'm back.

1:17:28🔗 Caller In case your ass will blow you, I'm just going to tell you I love you.

1:17:33🔗 Caller Tom?

1:17:35🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Tom?

1:17:35🔗 Adam Yeah?

1:17:35🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You're 35.

1:17:36🔗 Drew Put that on the tape.

1:17:38🔗 Caller I'm going to hear it next time I'm here.

1:17:40🔗 Adam What's up there, buddy?

1:17:43🔗 Caller Well, I'm wondering if there's something wrong with me or I'm weird or something like that.

1:17:49🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Definitely weird.

1:17:50🔗 Caller I hope so.

1:17:51🔗 Drew We got the weird vibe going already.

1:17:52🔗 Caller I hope you're weird.

1:17:53🔗 Adam What's going on?

1:17:54🔗 Caller Okay, well, I'm calling from Los Angeles County.

1:17:57🔗 Caller Oh, okay, you're weird.

1:17:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:17:59🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Yeah.

1:17:59🔗 Caller Okay.

1:18:01🔗 Caller Anyhow, I have an enjoyment for women's underwear.

1:18:08🔗 Adam Are they in them?

1:18:10🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Are you in them?

1:18:11🔗 Adam No. And do you put them on?

1:18:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:14🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones You're gay.

1:18:15🔗 Adam You do. And do you dance about?

1:18:18🔗 Caller No.

1:18:19🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Do you prance about?

1:18:20🔗 Caller No.

1:18:21🔗 Caller Do you frolic?

1:18:23🔗 Caller Not necessarily.

1:18:24🔗 Adam How about mincing? Any mincing going on?

1:18:27🔗 Caller I sleep in them.

1:18:28🔗 Caller Do you tiptoe through the tulips?

1:18:30🔗 Drew You get off in them? Yes.

1:18:34🔗 Caller And I've heard I'm not the only one.

1:18:36🔗 Drew No, you're not the only one.

1:18:38🔗 Caller How about? I'm not gay.

1:18:40🔗 Drew No.

1:18:40🔗 Caller I'm with women. No, Tim.

1:18:42🔗 Drew How about when you're with a woman? What happens?

1:18:45🔗 Caller I've told, let's see, my ex-wife knows.

1:18:49🔗 Drew Yeah. Do you do something with the underwear when you're being with a woman?

1:18:54🔗 Caller Sometimes.

1:18:56🔗 Drew Like what do you do?

1:18:57🔗 Caller I did with my ex-wife.

1:18:58🔗 Drew What would that be?

1:19:00🔗 Caller Warm with her.

1:19:02🔗 Drew So you're just wearing them while you engage in the sexual act?

1:19:07🔗 Caller Yes. And alone. I'm living alone right now. I'm divorced now.

1:19:12🔗 Adam Shocking.

1:19:12🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Now these like big old bloomers or what are we talking? Let me get a visual on it.

1:19:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:17🔗 Caller Brief.

1:19:17🔗 Caller Take us there.

1:19:18🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Brief. Well, it's just a regular brief. You know what? Like missing the fly.

1:19:22🔗 Caller What is it? I have a couple of bras.

1:19:24🔗 Adam Oh, how do you get your hands on these underpants? Do you buy them new or do you like the soiled ones worth more?

1:19:31🔗 Caller I buy them new and say they're for my girlfriend.

1:19:35🔗 Adam I see. So it doesn't it wouldn't matter to you that let's say you knew a sexy woman had worn them before that wouldn't make them more valuable to you?

1:19:43🔗 Caller No.

1:19:44🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones So it's a cross dressing thing is what it is. Yeah, I mean it's a fetish.

1:19:49🔗 Drew It's not a fetish.

1:19:49🔗 Caller I don't know about that because I you know I don't like to put on dresses or anything like that.

1:19:54🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Let me ask you this.

1:19:56🔗 Caller I love women and not you know not men.

1:19:59🔗 Drew Do you have to wear the underwear? Do you have to have the underwear in order to function sexually with a woman?

1:20:04🔗 Caller No.

1:20:04🔗 Drew No. Wow.

1:20:06🔗 Adam It's a hobby.

1:20:08🔗 Caller Tom, are you wearing a pair right now?

1:20:10🔗 Caller No.

1:20:11🔗 Adam I see.

1:20:11🔗 Caller Good. Thank God. Because I would have insisted we hang up.

1:20:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:15🔗 Caller Next question.

1:20:15🔗 Caller Mostly it's on the weekends or times I don't have to face work in the morning.

1:20:20🔗 Caller I see.

1:20:21🔗 Adam And listen, do you ever wear the thong bags? Because if I put on a pair of thong bags, it'd be like trying to get like a kite string out of a hedge. You know what I mean?

1:20:34🔗 Caller It'd be an all day thing and eventually you just have to cut them. I don't know.

1:20:38🔗 Adam Maybe I'm boring, man.

1:20:39🔗 Drew I just like a couple of bras.

1:20:44🔗 Caller I did it one time. I had a body briefer at one time.

1:20:49🔗 Drew All right. We get the picture.

1:20:50🔗 Adam Hey, Tom, but what do you do for a living? Do you work? Do you take care of yourself?

1:20:55🔗 Caller Oh, I work.

1:20:56🔗 Adam With kids? No.

1:20:58🔗 Caller No.

1:20:58🔗 Adam What do you do?

1:21:00🔗 Caller I'm a mechanic.

1:21:02🔗 Adam I see.

1:21:02🔗 Drew And you're able to have relationships normally? Relationships. History has been OK.

1:21:07🔗 Caller Oh, it's been OK.

1:21:08🔗 Adam Yeah. And what about substance abuse? You sound a little loaded right now.

1:21:12🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Where do you work? You want to give a plug?

1:21:14🔗 Caller I've had a few beers.

1:21:15🔗 Adam I've had a few beers.

1:21:16🔗 Drew Are you an addict or alcoholic?

1:21:19🔗 Caller Uh, no.

1:21:20🔗 Drew You sure?

1:21:21🔗 Caller I went to the drug thing and I just bored me.

1:21:25🔗 Drew Yeah, but you're doing drinking every night, right?

1:21:28🔗 Caller Not every night, no.

1:21:29🔗 Drew What was the last time you missed a night?

1:21:31🔗 Caller Uh, last time I missed a night was, oh, a couple of days ago.

1:21:38🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:21:40🔗 Adam But that's a rare occasion, right? Yeah, Tom, here's what I think. Don't focus so much on the women's underpants, but focus on the substance and just focus on your life, the sort of, the big picture of your life, you know, your relationships, your job, your relationship with substances.

1:22:01🔗 Drew It's sort of a global way to look at this in a pretty sort of easy way, maybe even simplistic way. It's to look at it, but surviving traumatic alcoholic family systems. And when you're a child and trying to manage the overwhelming powerlessness of that, you'll sort of cling onto a life preserver. And sometimes fetishes are those life preservers, their way of focusing emotional energy and avoiding feelings that are very dangerous. And so when you have intimacy and have arousal, this sort of is your life preserver. It takes you away from the, really sort of the memory or the experiences that were so overwhelming and made you feel so powerless. And now you, having inherited that gene from that alcoholic family, are now starting to manifest the disease and the disease treatment would help with all of these issues. All right.

1:22:43🔗 Adam Let's hear a little something from the Blomstock.

1:22:45🔗 Caller I remember the time, remember the time you had the gay phone book.

1:22:50🔗 Drew What?

1:22:50🔗 Adam What?

1:22:51🔗 Caller He had his gay phone book one time. What is that?

1:22:53🔗 Drew Where was I?

1:22:55🔗 Adam They have a, they have a gay phone book.

1:22:58🔗 Drew What does that mean?

1:22:59🔗 Caller It reminded me because of the auto, he's an auto mechanic.

1:23:02🔗 Drew Oh yeah, they could have the cross dress.

1:23:03🔗 Caller And Adam flipped over and he goes, look at the picture of the mechanic, the advertising, I don't even know what garage it was, Tony's garage.

1:23:12🔗 Adam The guy has like axle grease on his nipples and his pants around his ankles. And it's like Bob Johnson, attorney at law.

1:23:20🔗 Caller And the guy's got wood, you know, and he's wearing a G-string.

1:23:26🔗 Adam I swear to God, the gays, no phones about, I mean, you know what the gays are? They're men who like other men and don't care.

1:23:36🔗 Caller Watch out. Who they gonna offend, the gays?

1:23:37🔗 Caller This one was an auto garage. It was an auto body shop or something. And it was, you know, in the picture was the guy in the little leather hat and everything. And he's going, I wonder if the guys that work there know they're being advertised in this.

1:23:51🔗 Adam No, they absolutely don't.

1:23:52🔗 Drew No, I mean, the homosexual community is what the world would be like if women were actually like men.

1:23:58🔗 Adam Absolutely, absolutely.

1:24:01🔗 Drew It's proof positive how different they are.

1:24:03🔗 Adam Who invented the glory hole?

1:24:05🔗 Drew There you go.

1:24:06🔗 Adam It was a gay scientist in 1845.

1:24:10🔗 Caller We almost called that garage just to go, do you guys know you're advertised in?

1:24:14🔗 Adam I'll tell you, the gay phone book is so funny because it'll be a guy in there and it'll be like, taxidermy, same dude with a shirt off, you know, it's like.

1:24:24🔗 Caller And you're looking up in the regular phone book and he's straight.

1:24:28🔗 Adam Yeah, I need a guy who can make a set of dentures and short noses. There's another dude with a shirt on. There's a bunch of dudes in their underpants.

1:24:39🔗 Caller Advertising regular services.

1:24:41🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones That's great.

1:24:44🔗 Caller We laugh for like, you know, I was crying.

1:24:46🔗 Adam Everything I got to get hold of the 2001 gay phone book.

1:24:51🔗 Caller Yeah, get another one. It's worth hours of laughter.

1:24:53🔗 Adam All right. I think we'll take ourselves a break. Then we'll come back here some from the Boston. Yep, here we go. It is Loveline. Adam, that's Drew over there. Dicky Barrett and Joe Gittleman are both here from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Going to be at the whiskey Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. And then in San Francisco, Dallas, Houston, and New York, all in the upcoming days after the whiskey gig.

1:25:47🔗 Caller What are you going to do?

1:25:48🔗 Adam Let's take, Drew, let's take a call. Find a chick though. Is there any women on there?

1:25:53🔗 Drew There's Fawn.

1:25:54🔗 Adam Oh, she was right.

1:25:55🔗 Drew Celine, here we go.

1:25:56🔗 Adam Yeah, that's bad. Celine? Talk to Celine and then we'll hear at Bosstones, too.

1:26:00🔗 Hello.

1:26:00🔗 Adam Celine?

1:26:01🔗 Hey.

1:26:01🔗 Adam Hey, you're 19. What's going on?

1:26:03🔗 Caller How come everybody sounds so calm when they talk to you? I'm so nervous right now.

1:26:07🔗 Adam No, you sound about right.

1:26:07🔗 Drew You sound calm, too, yeah.

1:26:09🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

1:26:10🔗 Caller Well, I hooked up with this guy, like, last weekend, and he's pretty cool except for the small fact that he smokes pot every day.

1:26:20🔗 Drew And you live in Highton Beach, right?

1:26:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:26:22🔗 Drew Well, what guy doesn't down there?

1:26:23🔗 Caller Yeah, I know, it's pretty ridiculous. But I didn't know at first, he kind of like hid it from me. But I spent the night at his house, and the first thing he did when he woke up was smoke the bowl, so.

1:26:35🔗 Drew Wow.

1:26:36🔗 Caller Yeah, it was pretty bad. But that's not the worst.

1:26:38🔗 Caller Wake and bake, man.

1:26:40🔗 Caller What was that?

1:26:41🔗 Adam Wake and bake.

1:26:42🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, it was gross.

1:26:44🔗 Drew What's the worst?

1:26:45🔗 Caller We were just fooling around, and I felt his penis and like the, what do you call it? The head.

1:26:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:26:54🔗 Caller Like the tip, the skin was like flaking off.

1:26:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:26:59🔗 Caller It was gross. It was like all crispy. And like the base, the tip, like the base of the shaft, there was a bump, like I felt one bump, and it was like really hard. I was just wondering what it was. I didn't do anything with him.

1:27:13🔗 Drew Probably a wart, I suspect.

1:27:15🔗 Adam Oh, God. So gross.

1:27:16🔗 Caller What about the flakes?

1:27:17🔗 Adam Yeah. It could be tempura batter. Sometimes guys eat stone. They eat in the nude, and stuff gets on the penis.

1:27:24🔗 Caller He's thinking maybe it's corn flakes.

1:27:27🔗 Caller Every once in a while, it's even, ugh, I don't know.

1:27:30🔗 Drew Well, why do we involve with the guys in the attic?

1:27:32🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:27:33🔗 Caller Stay away from that penis.

1:27:35🔗 Caller I'm not anymore. I mean, I haven't been talking to him since that, but...

1:27:40🔗 Drew The flaking is going to be a lot of different things. It can be a hygiene issue, it can be inflammation, irritation. Is he circumcised?

1:27:47🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Uh, yeah. It can be dandruff, too.

1:27:50🔗 Drew I think I'm... Well, you can...

1:27:52🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Little head and shoulders on there.

1:27:53🔗 Drew You actually can get eczema and psoriasis and things on the penis, but be that as it may, the flaking is oftentimes...

1:28:01🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Don't we have enough problems?...

1:28:02🔗 Drew healing of irritation if he sort of has been excessively irritating that area for whatever reason. Herpes will flake when it's healing.

1:28:12🔗 Caller There's only one reason to irritate the area. That's right.

1:28:15🔗 Adam So Celine, it sounds like you could do better.

1:28:18🔗 Caller Yeah, no, I know that, but I don't know. He's cute. Oh boy.

1:28:22🔗 Caller I'm a stupid girl.

1:28:24🔗 Adam Why don't you get smart and find yourself a good guy?

1:28:28🔗 Caller Do you have any suggestions of what I could say to him? I don't want to just like all of a sudden stop talking.

1:28:33🔗 Adam He won't notice.

1:28:34🔗 Drew Yeah, don't worry. He's big.

1:28:36🔗 Caller And I don't know why you didn't say anything to me. That makes me so mad. He didn't even say anything like, if you guys had flaky wieners, wouldn't you tell the girl before she started touching it?

1:28:45🔗 Adam I had a windbreaker made up in high school. A flaky wiener windbreaker, just to kind of get the word out.

1:28:51🔗 Caller I used to work at the flaky wiener at the mall.

1:28:54🔗 Adam I ran with the front end with the LA chapter, the flaky wieners.

1:28:58🔗 Caller Pretty tough career.

1:29:00🔗 Adam I didn't want to tell you what the initiation was.

1:29:02🔗 Caller It's embarrassing.

1:29:03🔗 Drew But it did have something to do with tempura batter.

1:29:05🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:29:06🔗 Drew Absolutely.

1:29:07🔗 Caller Try the flaky wiener. It's delicious.

1:29:10🔗 Adam All right, Celine. You find yourself a nice sober guy with a flaky wiener.

1:29:15🔗 Caller And you didn't sound nervous.

1:29:16🔗 Adam No, you've done good. All right. Thank you. This is the Bosstones with kinder words. We got a little lost in the conversation over there.

1:32:38🔗 Caller The applause.

1:32:38🔗 Adam Kinder words. From the Bosstones.

1:32:42🔗 Caller We have a bunch of records out.

1:32:44🔗 Adam I know. How many records you guys have?

1:32:47🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Six or seven full-length albums, right?

1:32:49🔗 Caller And then the Little Ones, the EPs, Hidden Lives records, and then Lost Tracks, extensive career that I'm actually proud of.

1:32:57🔗 Caller Yeah, you should be.

1:32:58🔗 Caller I didn't think I'd have any pride at all reaching this part of my life. I thought I'd be prideless pretty much.

1:33:04🔗 Adam I thought you'd be eating peanut butter on a train in Mexico.

1:33:07🔗 Caller I thought I'd still be working out at the Flaky Weiner, to tell you the truth. That wasn't a bad job.

1:33:13🔗 Adam Working the back door at the Flaky Weiner.

1:33:16🔗 Caller This is nice listening to these.

1:33:17🔗 Adam Yeah, because I know this sounds trite, but you guys probably don't sit down and listen to a bunch of old stuff anymore.

1:33:25🔗 Caller I don't think we listen to it since we finished recording it. Because you hear it so many times in the studio. Take a call. I'm boring people.

1:33:35🔗 Adam Ray?

1:33:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:36🔗 Adam What's up?

1:33:37🔗 Caller Hey, you guys are great.

1:33:40🔗 Adam Thanks. Hey, Ray.

1:33:43🔗 Caller Hey, you can call me Ray.

1:33:44🔗 Caller I grew up just down the road and around the corner from you guys.

1:33:47🔗 Drew Where are you now?

1:33:49🔗 Caller I'm in Montana.

1:33:50🔗 Drew What's going on?

1:33:52🔗 Caller Well, I'm a recovering alcoholic addict and sex addict, and I'm having troubles right now, setting boundaries on a relationship that I'm just starting.

1:34:06🔗 Drew How long in a recovery are you?

1:34:08🔗 Caller Six months.

1:34:10🔗 Drew And you know you'd really be best if you didn't do that relationship thing for a while more.

1:34:15🔗 Adam What's the boundary problem?

1:34:17🔗 Caller Yeah, well, I'm used to jumping into relationships feet first and not looking at the long-term effects and all that, and they've all been unhealthy.

1:34:29🔗 Drew What the hell did that just mean?

1:34:31🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:34:32🔗 Adam I was caught up in thinking, what's faster, feet first or head first?

1:34:36🔗 Drew And when you jump into something, you are you are after that kind of thing. Really?

1:34:39🔗 Caller I got caught up in that.

1:34:40🔗 Drew That's bad.

1:34:41🔗 Caller That's what I'm focusing on.

1:34:42🔗 Drew But what is the boundary issue? It's not happening fast enough.

1:34:47🔗 Caller No, no, I want to throw it down.

1:34:50🔗 Drew It happened too fast.

1:34:51🔗 Caller It's going too fast.

1:34:52🔗 Drew So how old is this person?

1:34:54🔗 Caller She's 32.

1:34:55🔗 Drew Is she an addict? No, she's not a recovering person.

1:34:59🔗 Caller No.

1:34:59🔗 Drew And it went to sex very quickly?

1:35:02🔗 Caller No, I mean, it's only been a week and already, you know, that's the thing. I don't want to, you know, have sex with her.

1:35:14🔗 Drew Okay, good. What does your sponsor say about this relationship?

1:35:20🔗 Caller He's really not for it.

1:35:23🔗 Drew Is he an SA sponsor or an NA sponsor?

1:35:25🔗 Caller He's an SA and an NA sponsor.

1:35:28🔗 Drew Well, why don't you listen to your sponsor?

1:35:30🔗 Adam But it's not for his emotional health. She has a big ass and he doesn't think. He doesn't think Ray could do better.

1:35:37🔗 Drew Ray, you're six months into recovery. Believe it or not, it's great that you got six months under your belt. Those are critical six months, but you're still a baby in recovery. You gotta listen to your sponsor. He's not giving you information, not giving you advice just to be an A-hole or just to flex his muscles because he knows what does and doesn't work in recovery.

1:35:55🔗 Adam All right. Oh boy, real fast for the Bosstone.

1:35:59🔗 Caller Dave? Yeah, how you doing?

1:36:01🔗 Adam Spit it out there, brother.

1:36:02🔗 Caller All right, I just want to say real quick, this is my questions for Dicky and Joe actually, but I'm in LA now, but I grew up in Mass and I've been a fan for a long time, so I appreciate the fact that you guys are still playing shows.

1:36:15🔗 Adam Right on. Yeah.

1:36:16🔗 Caller I got a question about songwriting. I just started writing songs. I play guitar and I wanted to...

1:36:22🔗 Drew We have 20 seconds.

1:36:23🔗 Caller All right. I just want to know as far as... Do I need to go to a publisher or something like that to project my songs or copyright them or anything like that before I can play open mics and stuff like that?

1:36:31🔗 Caller No. Absolutely not. Write the songs, get to the open mics and play out.

1:36:36🔗 Caller And that's it?

1:36:37🔗 Caller Good luck to you and thank you for calling. Yeah, that's about it right now. We'll talk to you when you get a little more down the line.

1:36:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:36:42🔗 Adam Everybody, whether it's comedy, music, acting, compiling, whatever, just do it.

1:36:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:36:48🔗 Adam A little less thinking, a little more doing.

1:36:50🔗 Caller I'll pay you later.

1:36:51🔗 Adam Right. We'll be back.

1:37:11🔗 Caller It's Loveline.

1:37:12🔗 Adam All right. Well, there you go.

1:37:14🔗 Caller Another.

1:37:15🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Which station is that?

1:37:17🔗 Adam All right. Off the air, off the air, guys. Come on. Let's hash that out off the air. Bosstones, everybody. Whiskey.

1:37:23🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones This weekend.

1:37:23🔗 Caller You've become such a Nazi.

1:37:24🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Friday with Phoenix TX. Oh, really?

1:37:27🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:37:29🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Saturday with The Voodoo Glow Skulls. Sunday with Flog and Molly and The Sentimentals.

1:37:34🔗 Adam Good times. Those are all.

1:37:35🔗 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Mad Caps playing on Friday.

1:37:37🔗 Adam All be great shows. And then San Francisco, Dallas, Houston, and New York in the days and weeks that come. So look out for the Bosstones coming to a town near you.

1:37:49🔗 Caller Thanks, Dicky.

1:37:49🔗 Adam Thanks, Joe.

1:37:50🔗 Caller I always do that when I hear the schedule.

1:37:51🔗 Adam And until next time, it's Adam Crawford, Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:37:55🔗 Caller I used to work at the Flaky Weiner or at the mall.

1:37:59🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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