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Voiceover
This is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.
1:16🔗
Drew
Here we are, Loveline. I'm Dr. Drew, that's Adam Corolla with the broken mic. Here you go, Adam.
1:21🔗
Yeah, all right.
1:23🔗
Adam
Oh, I feel smarter reusing Drew's mic. Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Dixon Medicine Specialist, Funder of 1-800-LLV-E-191, Facts Number 310-854-4455. Jamie Pressly is our guest tonight. She stars in Tom Katz, which is the movie you've seen the millions and millions and millions of billboards for all over the country. I'm sure I passed at least 35 of them driving in tonight. Drew still has no mic, but that's God's will. We have no problem with that. This opens up March 30th.
1:59🔗
Adam
This Friday, and Jamie, let's see. Well, Jamie's on Jack and Jill, and Jamie's on the top. She's in the top 10 or 20 of all those 100 most beautiful lists.
2:20🔗
Adam
You know, I gotta tell you, it's like those lists, I can never quite figure them out. There's always 80 chicks I would put in.
2:47🔗
Adam
Lode and Spank and I mean, whatever they're called. The point is, not nude, but you know, the pinup girl is back. We had Bob Guccione Jr. in here a couple weeks ago, and we were sort of talking to him about that. But, all right, let's get to our controversy about me calling you nuts last time.
3:10🔗
Jaime Pressly
She heard it. I heard it, because Simon was, my boyfriend, was on the air with you guys that night. Right. That's when you said you said I was nuts.
3:19🔗
Jaime Pressly
You did before that, but then you called me nuts again when he was on. So we're going on two times, buddy.
3:23🔗
Adam
Yeah, but I was just reiterating the first nuts. The second one doesn't count. See, now I don't think of nuts, especially if you're good looking, is that bad a thing?
3:35🔗
No, you know what?
3:37🔗
Well, that no, wait a minute.
3:42🔗
Oh, I did.
3:47🔗
Drew
But wait a minute. The last time we met, in your defense, last time we met, Jamie, you were starring in the Jerry Springer movie.
3:58🔗
Drew
And you came on the television version of Loveline and talked in graphic terms, which we appreciated.
4:05🔗
Jaime Pressly
I just think people want to hear, people like to hear the truth. It's kind of like a lot of times people beat around the bush. I'd just rather have people tell it to me straight. I'm southern and I grew up that way.
4:29🔗
I do.
4:34🔗
Oh, good.
4:35🔗
Adam
I'm glad. But let me ask you. And again, try not to take too much offense to it. But are you do you consider yourself completely normal or are you a little nut?
4:45🔗
Jaime Pressly
You know what? I don't think anybody in our business is completely normal. Not to mention the fact that numerous people in our business, the great actors, nine times out of ten are chemically imbalanced and aren't on Zoloft or whatever they should be.
5:12🔗
Adam
And so I'm saying, you know, I agree with you that most actors, most comedians, most performers are a little bit crazy, but they're the saner ones.
5:20🔗
Jaime Pressly
Yeah, I would call myself one of the saner ones. I'm I know who I am, where I came from. And at the end of the day, I'm wearing sweats. You know, I like where you come from, North Carolina. So in a small, small town called Kinston, when the whole county had twenty seven thousand people in it. Well, so, you know, and the cool thing is that out of that one little city, Jerry Stackhouse and I came out of that. So we... Basketball player. Yeah, from Detroit. We went to high school together and he was the first to make it big. And you were the second. I was the second. It was kind of cool. You know, we're from a small, small town. But as far as being nuts is concerned, I think everybody's nuts on occasion, especially with lack of sleep. Well, no, I'm traveling the way we do.
6:05🔗
All right.
6:11🔗
All right, Drew.
6:12🔗
Yeah.
6:15🔗
I had a thought that I lost.
6:18🔗
Yeah.
6:22🔗
Caller
Well, it's kind of embarrassing. I'm actually uncircumcised. I'm like a lot of my friends, I noticed. And at the head of my penis, I noticed that there's a slight odor, kind of funk, and I really don't like it. So I've been trying for like at least half a year now. You know, extensively paying careful attention, washing the head of my penis and nothing really extensive cleaning.
6:45🔗
Adam
Yeah. You know, it's too bad. The scent isn't at the base of your penis because you could blame it on the balls. Do you know what I mean?
6:54🔗
Adam
It's actually a sitcom. I'm working with you piano on right now. We're just trying to hash out some of the beats. Blame it on the balls. Yeah. It's a musical.
7:13🔗
Caller
I've been trying and like, if I'm at home after I go and take a piss, I'll just wash it real quick. I mean, I can't do it like in public restrooms or anything.
7:35🔗
Drew
Jamie's on to the right sort of line of thinking here, which is that it needs to be dry, Chris. Super dry.
7:53🔗
Drew
Well, it might be a solution. Some guys do that. You know, there's all this consternation about foreskin preservation and should children be circumcised. But having a foreskin is sort of a hassle.
8:09🔗
Jaime Pressly
Wind drag is a bit true. But don't they say that if you're... Like, for instance, my father out of like eight kids in the family is the only one, and we have no idea why, who was not circumcised. It's very bizarre. And my dad didn't know I knew, and last summer I was home, my brother and I were joking around about it. And he heard me and he was like, what? Chicken, how'd you know that? I'm like, well, that's the nickname since I was born. And he's like, chicken, how'd you know that? I'm like, well, you know, I just heard it from a little birdie. I'm all, what's the deal? He's all, well, you get more... They say you have more sensation. I don't think my dad knows anything. He's just like trying to make it OK.
8:51🔗
Drew
Well, there's a difference in sensation. But the fact is, guys are mostly concerned with delaying their ejaculation. More sensation is not necessarily a good thing.
9:00🔗
Adam
And it's also one of these things, it's like saying it's better to be 6'5, than it is to be 5'5. If you're born in your 5'5, your entire life, and you never know what it's like, you don't really miss it.
9:15🔗
Adam
Yeah, although I had a pretty good idea all the way through high school, what I was missing, because most of my friends who were getting laid filled me in on what I was missing on almost a regular basis. And I actually saw them and saw what I was missing, but I never actually had what I didn't know. So I did know.
10:01🔗
Lynette?
10:02🔗
Yes?
10:34🔗
Caller
And, um, about, like, when I was in 13, I'm not sure if this really happened, but my dad cheated on my mom. And then, um, about a year ago I had a semi-serious relationship where my boyfriend slept with my best friend.
11:01🔗
Drew
And yet, when you do, it's interesting how when you do decide to trust someone, you pick people who are not worthy of your trust.
11:07🔗
Bad pattern.
11:35🔗
Jaime Pressly
When I was 15, I had just turned 15. I was given, it was like kind of dangling in my face, a contract to go to Japan for modeling.
11:46🔗
Jaime Pressly
Yeah. They took me instead of you, though. Sorry about that. Anyway, I've been a dancer and a gymnast all my life, and I had merrily retin legs I couldn't get rid of, and they were muscular. Muscle weighs more than fat. They told me I was fat and overweight, and I was 118 pounds and 5'4. And they just were concerned about the weight issue, so I decided, okay, if I can't, I tried to lose weight. It didn't work. I worked out every day. It didn't work. I never lost anything, so I decided I was going to start throwing up to get rid of it. And because I love food so much, I didn't want to not eat and starve myself, so I would eat and then I would purge. And my best friend found me doing that one day, and it only went on for like a month, month and a half. And she busted her boyfriend and they were there, and she told her boyfriend what was going on, because I locked myself in the bathroom and she heard me getting sick, and her boyfriend busted the door down. They jerked me out of the bathroom, slammed me on my bed, and said this is going to stop right now. And the next thing I know, I had my girlfriends taking me over to a personal trainer friend of theirs, who measured my body, my body fat. Turned out that out of the 118 pounds, I was 101 pounds muscle and water and 17 pounds fat. I didn't have any fat to lose. So I don't know what your weight issues are and the 150 pounds. You know what, you're alive and puking is the worst thing you can do. There's nothing more important than you and your body, so doing that kind of thing to make somebody else happy is ridiculous. You gotta love yourself and remember that weight's not that important. Go walk, go work out, do something to get rid of it, but don't sit there and feel sorry for yourself and think, I'm fat.
13:39🔗
Adam
Lynette, let me tell you a story about being 18 and having a carpet cleaning contract and go in front of me after high school. Oh, yes. Hildago and Juan wanted me to go in a van with them to clean carpet.
13:52🔗
Heartbreaking.
13:57🔗
Jaime Pressly
You need to love yourself before you're going to love anybody else and everybody right now because you're not feeling so good about yourself. They're not the kind of people you need to be hanging out with.
14:08🔗
Drew
The only way that things are going to improve, Lynette, is if you do find people that are worthy of your trust and then in fact you trust them. You're going to propel people. You're going to push people away who actually you can trust because that's going to sort of evoke a lot of those feelings of pain and abandonment and abuse that you've sort of pushed down.
14:26🔗
Caller
But like the friends, like I do find people I can trust and like they've been my best friends for like a few years or more than a few years and they somehow, like they always find a way to backstab me.
14:48🔗
Adam
You gotta work. I mean, after being molested by your cousin, it's just something you gotta hash out. Otherwise, you're gonna make a lot of bad decisions.
14:57🔗
Drew
Plus eating disorders. Sometimes you can't control those behaviors. You know, I was thinking about this today. I was thinking about a friend today. And how do you explain to someone what makes a human do this? It just, or makes a human cut. It's almost like when you take any other mammal and you damage it in some way, you over-stimulate it or something, they'll start chewing on their arms. They'll start doing things.
15:21🔗
Adam
Wait a minute, isn't our dog right here wearing a lampshade on its head? Is that dog drunk or is it chewing on itself?
15:37🔗
Jaime Pressly
Yeah, that's what the lampshades are for. Maybe we should make human lampshades.
15:45🔗
Adam
Ice skating, ice skating, got an eating disorder. Imagine an animal with an eating disorder. All right, let's talk to this short mic. This thing's driving me insane. I cannot do the show sitting upright. I have to recline.
16:18🔗
Caller
Okay, I have something kind of weird. When my boyfriend gets cum on his skin, he breaks out in a rash.
16:31🔗
He can wash it off and the rash goes away.
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It's his.
17:36🔗
No.
17:44🔗
Adam
Please, let me give my swallow speech for just one second. I basically look at the semen as... No different than I look at the garbage in my house, which is, I don't care where you take it as long as you pick it up and move it off the curb. You know what I mean? I don't care if the garbage man eats it, puts it in the landfill, or throws it in the neighbor's pool, just as long as it's... I don't see it.
18:10🔗
Meep, meep, meep.
18:11🔗
Adam
No, here's what I'm saying. Ladies, you don't have to ingest this stuff. It can go in your mouth, and then you can just go spit it in the sink. But would you put that in your mouth? But hold on a second. I've taken a swig of bad milk before. You know, you're standing at the fridge, you take a swig of bad milk, right? Now, I don't spit it all over the refrigerator, but I don't swallow it. I walk over the sink, and I spit it in the sink, and then I rinse my mouth out.
18:41🔗
Drew
Yeah, I'm even wondering if he breaks out at all. I don't know what they're looking at exactly, because even if you had a hive-type rash, it would persist for a while after the thing has washed off.
18:52🔗
Jaime Pressly
Yeah, it almost sounds like, before you said it was from oral, it sounded like if you were actually having intercourse, it could be like a rubbing thing that you're getting, as opposed to it just being a rash from the cum.
19:09🔗
Adam
You don't got a ficus tree or a trash can, or something you can earn. Some place you can.
19:16🔗
Drew
I want to roll back a little bit to the word Catholic comment. What exactly does that mean to you?
19:23🔗
Jaime Pressly
Okay, because I was like, the fact that you're calling in and you're Catholic and this is all the problem is pretty funny.
19:41🔗
20 minutes.
19:44🔗
Drew
It could be just some sort of irritant. Does he have sensitive skin, allergic skin in general? Does he have asthma?
19:50🔗
No.
19:51🔗
Drew
Because people that have what are called a topic, a topic dermatitis, they'll have sort of sinusitis, asthma, and very sensitive skin. I bet that's just, his skin is probably sensitive to everything.
20:07🔗
Adam
It doesn't go in your mouth? Well, why don't you get it in your mouth? You're giving him a BJ, right?
20:12🔗
But I don't want it in there.
20:14🔗
Adam
I know. I know. And we don't want to get down there on you either. But you know what? We do it. We do it and then we pay you and you leave. You understand? That's how it works. That is the world. Listen, you know, Drew, we have not touched on this in some time. Out of the 24 hours that are in the day, that two or three seconds when the man is ejaculating, that is the one time you don't want to interrupt things for him.
20:45🔗
Adam
Do you know what I mean? Phone ringing, moving. And a woman will give you the oral sex. She'll keep the same rhythm, the same everything, but go on 15 minutes and then right at the most crucial three seconds, it's like back away.
21:02🔗
Adam
It ain't going to stop you, but it's kind of, it's a little bit of a buzzkill in the cadence. It screws the cadence up. Just hang with it and use my bad milk analogy.
21:20🔗
Drew
Our point is, why don't we make our point on that one too. We have made that one in a while.
21:24🔗
Drew
About, you know, you can eat marshmallows and strawberries and stuff that comes out of you, your poo and your pee.
21:45🔗
Drew
Medication can affect it, you know, and some things can't affect it, but it's sort of bad and worse. It's not good and bad.
21:58🔗
Adam
I've, uh, I've, uh, Drew, well, you've, you've been around the world. I mean, you've tasted every semen, right? You, you've went semen tasting in the, uh, semen country in France, right? Where you ride a bike with a basket on it to different, different penises and taste the, uh, taste the semen, cleanse your palate with a little sherbert and then move on to the next penis.
22:24🔗
Adam
It's been translated in over 30 languages. Jamie Pressly is our guest tonight. Tom Katz coming out this Friday at, uh, Theaters Near You. We'll take ourselves a little break and we'll be right back after this.
23:10🔗
Adam
Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LLV-E-191. Bill Maher in here tomorrow night, Temptation Island reunion Tuesday night. The Mighty, Mighty Boss tones are gonna be in here on Wednesday, and we're always happy to see them. And Jake Busey is not gonna be here Thursday.
23:39🔗
Adam
Well, he is funny. I wouldn't mind him coming in. Jaime Presley is our guest tonight. Tom Katz is the name of her new movie coming out.
24:19🔗
Adam
It looked good. I liked the, uh, the, he had a little, like, view of the harbor kind of thing.
24:25🔗
Jaime Pressly
I just bought a new house, though, in LA because the minute that aired, my old assistant was told during that time, they're not allowed to shoot the front of the house because it shows exactly where I live. And they can't say Huntington Harbor. They can only say Huntington Beach. So what do they say? Huntington Harbor, Huntington Beach. And then they shoot the front of the house, like, right... all at the same time. Yeah. Halloween comes.
24:51🔗
Jaime Pressly
It's like Lifestyles, you know, but on MTV. MTV, okay. Basically, the doorbell rings. It's Halloween. I'm thinking... I'm in sweats. Could not look more, you know, hideous. Thinking it's my girlfriend's going to dinner with me or it's kids. So I'm walking out with a bowl, open the door, 15 guys are scaling my wall with my stucco wall with one hand, one leg over the wall already. And they're all, it's her, it's her. And then you hear this, wah, from behind my wall. And I'm, oh, Jesus. And I ran back in the house, but they wouldn't leave. So I went out there and opened my gate a little and took a couple pictures so they'd go away. But yeah, basically, I'm moving.
25:31🔗
Jaime Pressly
Well, I don't have to move because of it. It's just I've been commuting for eight years and I'm tired of it. It's been a bit much.
25:42🔗
Adam
I'm not talking. I'm just talking about for a couple of years till you get on your feet.
25:55🔗
Drew
But you guys are finding out. You guys have found a new found love. That's good. That's good.
26:00🔗
Drew
It's built on talent. What you don't know about Adam, though, is he has so much talent, he can build paper mache replicas of his genitalia.
26:07🔗
Yeah.
26:10🔗
But yeah, I probably could.
26:12🔗
Adam
Yeah. Thank you, Drew. Hey, Drew. The jacuzzi here. You know what I'm saying? We got something going on here. I don't know if you're funkifying it.
26:25🔗
Caller
All right. Well, like, I don't know. Before I moved here, like, I went to, like, party with a couple of my friends.
26:33🔗
Philly.
26:58🔗
Caller
Alright, see, I was told that I got drunk and I sucked with one of my friends, but the person that told me that, I don't know if I can trust whether that's true or not.
27:22🔗
Drew
Well, but a severe blackout, and Maria, do you have any history of alcoholism in your family?
27:30🔗
Drew
So you might have contracted that, and what happens is if you have that gene, you'll tend to use a little more alcohol than normal, and blacking out is sort of a sign that that gene is operating. And at 15, if you're already having blackouts and blackouts that are so severe that you can't remember something like a sexual encounter, that's pretty significant.
27:50🔗
Caller
Well, I'm not really one that's like big on drinking. I mean, it was like one of my friend's birthdays and everything.
28:10🔗
Drew
Yeah, I did. The second, no more alcohol. And then third, I would suggest you see a doctor and have a pelvic exam, although you're a little young to go through that. Certainly, if you have been violated, have been sexually assaulted, you need to know it.
28:24🔗
Jaime Pressly
I think 15 is perfect to go get exams. You should start at 15 anyway because I started when I was actually 14. Just because I was...
28:34🔗
Jaime Pressly
It wasn't a bad thing. I mean, I felt better going because then I know I'm okay. It's just like people are afraid to go get HIV tests because they don't want to know what's going to happen and it's scary. But I'd rather know. Just go take care of it. Be a woman. You're 15. If you're a woman enough to drink a beer, you're a woman enough to go to the doctor.
29:26🔗
Jaime Pressly
He's good friends with Jordan and Simon, so we hang out all the time, and that guy could not be funnier.
29:41🔗
Jaime Pressly
He is so great, one of the most hilarious people I've ever met. He's really intelligent and smart, I mean, intelligent, funny.
29:54🔗
Adam
They're going to be a brother team up there doing this show soon. All right, now wait a minute, I had a rhyme. What was it? Old enough to drink a beer, old enough for a pap smear.
30:12🔗
Adam
Hi, I'm Adam Corolla. I've never actually seen a vagina, but I talk about it all night for two hours. So let me tell you young and something.
30:18🔗
Caller
If you're 14 and drinking beer, if you're old enough to do that, you're old enough for the pap smear.
30:22🔗
Will?
30:24🔗
Yeah.
30:27🔗
Caller
I've been having, first of all, I just want to say that, Adam, I love you. You're great.
30:49🔗
Good times, buddy.
31:05🔗
Adam
Plus, you hate to do the profiling on this show. But I understand when the cops do it, because anytime a 14-year-old kid calls this show male, 14, it's like the likelihood of the bogosity factor goes through the roof. Am I right?
31:26🔗
Adam
I know people don't like profiling, but really, it's not a bad plan if you think about it.
31:34🔗
Adam
Not going to be a bogus call. Unless her boyfriend's there. You don't want to talk to her?
32:26🔗
Drew
Right. But it's... Just my concern, John, is that it's... Being in that kind of proximity, you're going to be under very high levels of stress. Your ability to regulate your emotional world is going to be sort of challenged. If you're three blocks from the Vegas Strip, it's like if you're a heroin addict living in a shooting gallery or something. You know what I'm saying?
33:10🔗
Drew
Well, it depends on the drug and such. I mean, you could do two years, I suppose, with GA. And you want to get a sponsor. And the recovery process is something that goes on in the context of the relationship with the sponsor. Going to meetings is the sort of very, very, very minimal part of the recovery process. It's important. It's rehearsal. It gives you structure. It gives you support. But the sponsorship and that relationship and the step work is what actually causes the healing.
33:39🔗
Drew
So go do the step work and you better do it very intensively because, you know, it's going to be hard to prioritize this when you're in medical school.
33:52🔗
Adam
I see. Well, that's good in the sense that if you stay, like I just wrote down two names, Ithaca and Oswego. Those are a couple of schools in upstate New York. There's nothing. You couldn't even pitch pennies over there.
34:05🔗
Jaime Pressly
Or you could go to any of the schools of where I'm from, North Carolina. You don't find any gambling.
34:10🔗
Caller
We're sort of talking ahead of you. There's a new drug that was just approved for gamblers called Lutrexone.
34:16🔗
Drew
Yeah, don't count on it. Don't count on it. I've been using Lutrexone for years for addicts and it's mildly effective at best. It does not in any way replace the recovery process. It's an adjunct.
34:32🔗
Adam
Hey John, really, I swear if your game is blackjack and you know parlor type gambling games, so you just, you've got to get out of that environment.
34:42🔗
Drew
Right. It would be good, you know, you're going down an interesting path. Lutrexone is a good idea if you're going to be in an otherwise sort of challenging environment like living in Las Vegas or Reno or something. And then you may need some affect management medication. So I definitely think a psychiatrist who is very familiar with addiction would be worthwhile.
35:23🔗
Adam
I have the answer anyway. And there's other people listening who wet the bed, and they could use this advice. Jamie Pressly is our guest tonight. She is going to be upcoming in Tom Catz and Joe Dirt. Now, Tom Catz coming out Friday, Joe Dirt.
35:41🔗
We'll take ourselves a little break.
35:42🔗
Adam
We'll be back with Jack and his uncooperative penis after this. Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, and it's Dr. Drew over there. And here comes Jamie Pressly. Jamie is in Tom Katz. You can also find her Jack and Jill. Also, you can see her coming up in Joe Dirt.
36:19🔗
Jaime Pressly
Yeah. And we got to talk about the fact that I just shot the Dave Matthews video.
36:36🔗
Adam
And I was saying, I swore the guy was gay two weeks ago. Thank God it wasn't on the air. True.
36:47🔗
Adam
No, I thought the guy was bi. I thought that was his deal. I thought everyone thought that.
36:52🔗
He's bisexual.
36:54🔗
I had no idea.
37:23🔗
Jaime Pressly
Normally, they can get it out, you know, within two weeks, but this one's going to take five weeks because Dave Myers, who directs the majority of the new good videos these days, like, you know, with all the big guys, he's really great in post with special effects and all this stuff. He does it all himself and he's really amazing at it. So it's going to be about five weeks because they're doing some really cool stuff, like really moody, you know.
37:48🔗
Jaime Pressly
Well, I actually at the Janet Jackson Tribute three weeks ago, my publicist introduced me after the show to Dave Myers because I'm such a huge fan of the Dave Matthews band. She knew he was directing the next video. I met him. We got along really well. And I said, when I met him, I said, tell me you're doing track number three. He's like, I'm doing track number three. And I said, no, really. Track number three. Space between. He said, I'm serious. I'm doing track number three. And I'm like, okay, well, I'm doing it, too. And he said, what? I said, no, I have to do it. Well, but then he said, what do you know about Dave Matthews? And I schooled him on the whole everything about Dave Matthews and the band and his music and not gay. Yeah. Track number three on every CD is always his, you know, number one. And, you know, I'm a big fan. And because I was so passionate about the song and the band, he rewrote the treatment and put me in it.
38:36🔗
Jaime Pressly
Actually, my part, it's really beautiful the way it's shot. I'm in the water, walking in the water with my child, with a baby in my clothes. And you don't know if I'm going to kill us both or if I'm going into baptized like Chris and you don't know what you can't really tell what's going on. But in the beginning, I go in to a young mother who had a baby too early and I'm trying to kill us both. And then it starts raining and she has this revelation that that's not exactly, you know, the rain stops her from doing it and she ends up walking out and, you know, walking towards the sun or whatever.
39:08🔗
Jaime Pressly
We shot it in Orlando on, you know, everything's Disney. So there was one of the farms or whatever we, there's a big lake or river and we shot it right there in the, in the river or lake or whatever it is.
39:23🔗
Jaime Pressly
No, he, I swear he is, he needs to do Saturday Night Live. He is the funniest person.
39:33🔗
Adam
I was praying he was gay because women love that guy and I, it's, it's, uh, he, he's, you know, you know what's great about his music or what I think people respond to is everybody thinks they're the only Dave Matthews fan.
39:52🔗
Jaime Pressly
They're not even, they're not even coming. The tour starts in like April 21st or something. Dodger State and that's in Virginia. Dodger Stadium has already sold out.
40:03🔗
Jaime Pressly
For four weeks after he starts the tour. And, you know, the entire Dodger Stadium. Could you imagine?
40:10🔗
Jaime Pressly
Yeah, he's been around for like 10 years. He was playing at all the universities in South Carolina, Virginia, North Carolina when they first started out with Hootie, Darius, Hootie and the Blowfish or whatever. So it's really cool that they're, you know, as big as they are.
40:24🔗
Adam
Well, you know, he's a great writer. And, you know, and then we're going on because Dave Matthews would never come on the show. I don't want to go on about him too long, but there's many examples. And people get kind of jaded in this business about all these sort of posers and crappy boy bands and all how bad music is and how it's all about looks and who you know and everything.
41:14🔗
Jaime Pressly
Is it from like a dream? Because I know when I was younger, like when I was like seven, I wet the bed a couple of times because I'd have a dream. I was so tired, though, that I wouldn't get up. I dreamt that I was going to the restroom and then I would just go in the bed. And I never really is that what it is or is it?
41:28🔗
Caller
I don't remember. Like, I haven't had a dream for like years. I don't remember anything.
41:35🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah, you will. I mean, if you're really tired and you really got to go and you got a dream, you're standing in front of a urinal as a guy, you can, you can get going. I've done that in my adult life. Lord knows I have.
41:57🔗
Drew
Yeah, but I wonder if the Accutane could be doing this in some strange way. I mean, actually, it's pretty powerful. Medicine can change a lot of things in your system.
42:27🔗
Adam
You need to get yourself a little. Okay. Here's. Okay. I want to tell everybody how to live. I know this is a part of the planet.
42:36🔗
Adam
Yes. Everyone needs to do this with their life. A. They need to put a lock on their bedroom door. Because there's all those stories where people wake up and some shadowy figure's standing at the foot of their bed. It doesn't have to be a deadbolt. It doesn't have to be anything expensive. It can literally be a $5 barrel bolt that you get at the hardware store and screw in with a couple of three-quarter inch wood screws in your door jam. Just enough so that somebody can't quietly open your door while you're asleep and either murder you or catch you whacking off. Or both. So, everyone needs to put a lock on the bedroom door and lock it at night before they go to bed. Good idea. Number two, and please, if I had a nickel for every time some kid called the show because he was horrified because he saw his parents getting it on when he was seven years old because he stumbled into the bedroom, you need to lock your bedroom door, single, married, whatever. Lock it before you go to bed. Number two, everyone needs one of those $10 digital egg timers. If you want to take a nap and you only got a half hour, you set that thing. If you got to take a leak at 2 a.m., you go to bed at 10.30, you set it for three hours, it goes off at 1.30 in the morning, you get up and take yourself a leak and then get back into bed.
43:49🔗
Drew
What you're saying, though, is that you have him get up, wake up and go pee before the time.
43:59🔗
Adam
If you take a leak before you hit the hay and you're wetting yourself at 2 a.m., you know, do the math.
44:05🔗
Drew
And I think the eyecontain may be having some effect on you. The eyecontain is very sort of protean on how it affects people. I was actually on a four-on. I got like what's called Peck-Sezman Nocturnal Dyspia.
44:19🔗
Drew
I was short of breath in the middle of the night. All kinds of strange. I have strange dreams, strange this. It affects your mood.
44:25🔗
Jaime Pressly
Yeah, my girlfriend was on and she got off because it was just such a like, it was almost like an antidepressant. It was affecting her in a really weird way.
44:47🔗
Yeah.
44:50🔗
Caller
Hey, I just wanted to get, I got all your advice on what's the best way about persuading my wife to have anal sex.
45:01🔗
Jaime Pressly
Oh, I'm not touching it because you couldn't persuade me with millions you couldn't tell.
45:30🔗
Caller
Right. Someone in the past who's enjoyed it as well. She... I guess I haven't been very upfront with her about it, but I'm hoping, you know...
45:44🔗
Caller
Does she? I don't know. In fact, it's been a good experience and I'm hoping that maybe after we could get into it she'd enjoy it, but...
45:52🔗
Jaime Pressly
Let me tell you something. Every woman I've ever met and every woman you've ever met can fake an orgasm. Even the woman you were having anal sex with before, even though it might have been great and she seemed like great, we don't get anything from it really.
46:09🔗
Jaime Pressly
It's hard to imagine. Yeah, because we don't have the same glands you guys do up there, so...
46:16🔗
Jaime Pressly
You don't want anything going up you, you know, that way. Women typically don't want anything going up them.
46:22🔗
Adam
Slow down, slow down. That's it. You don't have to make such a blanketing statement. Drew, you wouldn't mind something going up you that way.
46:40🔗
Drew
I thought you were talking about women's anus. Well, listen. So you would like something up your tokes.
47:00🔗
Jaime Pressly
But a lot of the part of them being into it is that they like getting the man off. They like that it gets their man off. So they do it for that reason. That's what gets them off.
47:08🔗
Adam
And there's some women that are just crazy enough to enjoy it. But here's the deal. You don't know. Hey, it's your wife. You can float the idea. But if she doesn't want to do it, don't pressure her.
47:21🔗
Jaime Pressly
Yeah, or you could say try it once. If you don't like it, we'll never do it again.
47:24🔗
Adam
Right. And here's a bodily favorite perfume. We'll make the whole thing smell a little better. I'll put some on my penis. I'm going to take a little break. Jamie Pressly is here tonight. We'll be back after this. The Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Bill Maher in here tomorrow night. Done his show, I think between the two of us, we've done his show 20 times.
48:32🔗
Adam
Talk to him, he can plug it tomorrow night. That's Jamie Pressly, by the way. Tom Katz is her new film, which is coming out this Friday, and then the next week after that, she'll be in Joe Dirt, so making the rounds, also Jack and Jill, and Temptation Island Reunion, Mighty Mighty Boss Stones, and a cavalcade of other stars coming in here.
48:59🔗
Drew
Next Monday. Have you seen his new show? He's new sexual. I'm on it. You're on it? Yeah, I did the opening.
49:20🔗
Jaime Pressly
I saw the first show. He is so funny in it. You know the Scared Straight program? Where they take kids in. Did you see it? He redid it and went off on the guy.
49:39🔗
Drew
And he would just do 40 takes. Just go, no, this, this, try this, try that. And we're just cracking up, having a great time.
49:46🔗
Jaime Pressly
Having an actor be a director is great because, you know, directors that have never acted before don't really know how to talk to you.
50:03🔗
Caller
Um, I've been having a relationship with my girlfriend for about a year now. And, um, about two weeks ago before she moved away to Illinois, um, we had sex. And I guess something went wrong. And she called me two days ago.
50:28🔗
Drew
Well, how do you not know it broke when you were having sex? Did you take the condom off?
50:35🔗
Jaime Pressly
But normally, like, if you take the condom off and it's broken, the semen would have fallen out of it, or there wouldn't have been anything in it. How can you not tell?
50:42🔗
Caller
I don't know. I don't know. Like, when I ripped the thing, it may have nicked a little in the condom, I guess.
52:14🔗
Caller
No. I was adopted, so I don't really know, like, what my heritage is or whatever. I'm thinking German or...
52:23🔗
Adam
All right. So, do you want to be out of the relationship? I mean, I don't understand. I know we're not talking about pregnancy right now, but she moved away to Illinois, right?
52:34🔗
Adam
And it doesn't seem like there's gonna be any way to continue the relationship, you being in San Francisco.
52:41🔗
Adam
And is she a little bit nutty? Do you think this is the kind of thing she may be making up?
52:52🔗
Caller
She, we didn't really talk about it that much. She said she had to talk to her parents and tell them, and I was like, oh, God, I had to tell my parents too. And I got...
53:02🔗
Jaime Pressly
Well, I think, quite frankly, if you guys were, you know, adult enough to have sex and if the condom did in fact break, then you need to be man enough to go to wherever it is she is and talk to her and her parents and discuss what needs to go on.
53:15🔗
Jaime Pressly
You know what? You got to tell your parents. Get a job. If you're having a child, you're going to have to do that anyway.
53:29🔗
Adam
Okay. But hold on. He's 15. He's in Frisco. She's in Chicago somewhere. And this is going to be tough. I mean, he may not have the resources to get out there. I think he needs to talk to her about what her plan is. I mean, she could be having an abortion. She could give the child up for adoption. There's other alternatives here.
53:51🔗
Drew
It makes sense to give the child up for adoption. That would be a very courageous and reasonable thing to do. Absolutely. We'll give you the Planned Parenthood phone number if you want to talk to somebody. It's 1-800-230-PLAN, P-L-A-N, 2-3-0-PLAN. And then we're going to see what her parents want to do about this. I think it's great that she's telling her parents. That's a good thing. Absolutely. I still have my doubts, Frank, that this is his child. Awfully quick, no rupture of condom. It just doesn't all really hang together for me. But be that as it may, you may have to be sporting this child. And if she does decide to keep the child, you will be obliged to support it financially until he's 18.
54:35🔗
Yes.
54:43🔗
Caller
Yes. Last night, my boyfriend put on the condom the wrong way. And then he realized that. And he took it off and put it on the right way. And then he had sex. And I was wondering what the chances of me getting pregnant from that, because I think a little semen got on the tip of it.
55:12🔗
Drew
No, no. Then he flipped it around and put it on. Could the tip of his penis contacting the outer surface?
55:26🔗
Caller
It's because I just got my period today, and I was just wondering if there's any possibility like right now.
55:49🔗
Jaime Pressly
She's a sexy girl. Okay. I'm going to tell you to do what I did. Go to Planned Parenthood. I was 14, and I went, and not even because I was having sex, I just the thought of having a child at that age made me cringe. And if I did want to have sex.
56:03🔗
Jaime Pressly
No, I had had sex, but I went away to Japan. Right. And when I was there, a lot of those girls, I didn't have sex while I was there.
56:10🔗
Jaime Pressly
So I was 15. I'm sorry. We, because of the time change and the whole thing, a lot of us didn't have our periods for months while we were there.
56:18🔗
Jaime Pressly
Yeah. And I wasn't having sex or anything. So when I came back, just because it scared me so bad, I went and put myself on the pill at Planned Parenthood.
56:28🔗
Jaime Pressly
No, I actually started. I gained weight when I went over there because I ate. I love the food.
56:38🔗
Jaime Pressly
I've been an old soul since the day I was born. I was good. I went, had an apartment with a girlfriend. It was from Georgia. We both worked with the same agency.
56:47🔗
Jaime Pressly
I lived on my own since I was 15. My parents went through a divorce after 21 years when I was 14, and my mother and I moved to California because I was modeling and flying back and forth so much. I'm from a small town and it was easier. I ended up going to Japan and I went to Italy and lived there when I was 19.
57:08🔗
Jaime Pressly
You know what? The last 12 years of it were not, my mother married him when she was 18. Back in the day, you just do that. They did that and they didn't know any better. My father.
57:26🔗
Adam
I couldn't imagine, I mean, like, I was nervous about slumber parties at 15, down the street kind of thing. I couldn't imagine going to Japan at 15.
57:39🔗
Jaime Pressly
I got up and took the train every day to work, and it was like I was an adult. I just did what I had to do. I went and worked and came back and went to the grocery store and lived like a normal adult would at 15. I learned how to speak Japanese, did the whole thing.
57:52🔗
Adam
What about education? I mean, not that I got any when I was in high school. I'm sure you were getting more education than anybody who was in school.
58:05🔗
Jaime Pressly
What happened was because I was emancipated. And we did that, but I wasn't divorcing my parents in any way. We did that so that I could go to Japan because we thought at the time we were told that I couldn't go alone at 15 unless I was emancipated. So we did that and then we found out it didn't need to be, but it ended up helping me out in the end anyway because I lived on my own. However I came back, went into independent studies because I went during the second semester of my sophomore year in high school. Went into independent studies, did it until I was a junior in high school, asked my English teacher who was a good friend of mine, how long is it going to be until I graduate because you can only do one class at the time and each class took a minimum of six weeks. She said 19 possibly and I said okay I'm out and I went to college. And my major was sports medicine fitness specialist with a dance minor and I didn't get to finish so.
58:51🔗
Adam
How cool are you though coming back from Japan in the 11th grade and hey kids what's up? How'd the football team do?
58:58🔗
Jaime Pressly
I'll tell you it was a hell of an experience but I wouldn't have, I was like, domo arigato gozaimasu.
59:03🔗
Adam
So I was eating blowfish and on the catwalk, what's going on over here? How'd the team do?
59:08🔗
Jaime Pressly
I showed my age not being able to use chopsticks that was the one thing I couldn't do.
59:20🔗
Adam
I did blow with the Nero on a learch hat. What's going on? What's going on over here? How'd the snow dance go? Is that fine without me? Jim look good? All right. Katie?
59:39🔗
Caller
Hi. I'm a dancer and I was wondering if you had been a dancer previously in your life or was it because of Jack and Jill that you dance or?
59:48🔗
Jaime Pressly
My mother's a dance teacher and I've been dancing for 21 years. I started when I was three and that's been my life since I was three.
1:00:02🔗
Adam
I know dancing and eating. When I go into the robot, people start vomiting. So I know, I do know that it works that way.
1:00:11🔗
Caller
Well, I'm not really dancing right at the moment, but I danced for nine years of my life. That's good. Yeah, I love it. And I really need to get back into it. Why aren't you dancing now? Because I haven't been dancing since sixth grade when I moved up to Sacramento. I used to live down in Southern California.
1:00:38🔗
Jaime Pressly
You know what you can do? What I did when I was seven, I mean, I went to college when I was 17, but you can actually go if there's a junior college anywhere around. If they have a performing arts department, which the majority of the schools do, especially junior colleges, you can go and actually take classes as an, as a, just you go and you pay to be a student just in the classes, but it's not something that goes on your final record as a college student. You can actually just go and pay to take the classes.
1:01:06🔗
Jaime Pressly
Yeah, you should do that. That's what I did. It's a great, great experience to be there with all those great dancers. It pushes you.
1:01:47🔗
Adam
That's what I'm saying. Sometimes they just get off the boat and they got to sweat out junior college for a year or two. Mickey?
1:02:03🔗
Caller
Thank you very much. Jamie, I just wanted to say that I love your voice and thank you. You're super hot. I was wondering if there's any way that I can get like an autograph or anything like that.
1:02:17🔗
Caller
Really? You guys don't have like a, like a, I don't know, fan club or anything like that?
1:02:24🔗
Jaime Pressly
But if you write to the WB, if you go online to, you know, the wb.com and go through all the shows. Let's go to where it says Jack and Jill.
1:02:33🔗
Jaime Pressly
And you send in a request for that, or you can actually write the WB and send it to Jack and Jill Production Office.
1:03:01🔗
Caller
I think you're the best and the total idol and everything. And you too, Adam. Anyway. Yeah. I have like this, like a keloid scar on my back and I was wondering, what can I do to get rid of it?
1:03:33🔗
Drew
Some do. A lot of people keloid too, but sometimes with darker pigmented skin, the keloids will get even darker than your skin.
1:03:44🔗
Drew
They can be excised. They can be removed by a plastic surgeon. Sometimes they can inject steroids into it.
1:03:49🔗
Jaime Pressly
Yeah, I was going to say, my girlfriend had them inject. What kind of, it's a...
1:03:59🔗
Drew
It tends not to. Keyloid is a keyloid. And really, if it's a problem, they'll actually, the plastic surgeon will go back and try to take it out. The problem is obviously you can read keyloid again.
1:04:18🔗
Adam
Yeah, you don't go, I had a big old zit. Well, this is as big as the one I had on my ass, but it was big. Thankfully, the hair has covered the one on my ass. Maybe I have to talk, maybe I said too much. Jeff? Jeff, you're 14?
1:04:46🔗
Caller
I have a question, though. I was laying in bed a couple of nights ago, and my stepmom came in, she told me that my dad was gone, and she like started rubbing me, and what was she wearing? She was wearing a thong and a bra.
1:05:04🔗
Drew
Well, I'll tell you why you're lying, because your story would have started entirely differently. We went, oh, my God, my stepmom walked in with a thong and a bra on.
1:05:22🔗
Drew
We did have one of these that was real one time, remember, and we told the guy to tell his dad that dad beat the crap out of him?
1:05:35🔗
Caller
She was just like, your dad's gone, and I was like, yeah, I know. And she's like, do you want to go into my bedroom? And I didn't know what to do, so I just told her no. And then she's like, okay, well, if you want to, I'll be in here, and she left.
1:05:54🔗
Jaime Pressly
You're 14, she's 29, she's married to your father. You're not the Jerry Springer Show. Don't do it.
1:06:04🔗
Drew
And 14-year-old males, please. Every single one has been bogus. Every single one. Okay?
1:06:33🔗
Adam
But let me give you, but let me play devil's advocate here. Let's say it's a bogus call. Would he have said that he just told her he didn't want to do anything and send her back to her bedroom?
1:06:44🔗
Adam
I mean, maybe if it's a bogus call. He says he got himself a BJ. Do you know what I'm saying?
1:06:50🔗
Adam
I'm saying if you're fabricating, you might as well get the BJ. That's all I'm saying.
1:07:27🔗
Adam
All right. Sorry, Jeff. He's having trouble with his... Oh, listen. A guy, a kid who's a son of a military guy knows daddy's schedule when he's shipping out, when he's coming back.
1:08:15🔗
Adam
But people, they don't really know enough because people don't really do enough of them.
1:08:19🔗
Adam
So we'd like people to start doing more of them so we can get some definitive studies.
1:08:24🔗
Drew
No, that's in fact the case. And it's also rare to see people doing just mushrooms. Sometimes they're doing mushrooms, pot and acid usually, or mushrooms, pot and speed.
1:08:34🔗
Caller
All right. Adam? Yeah? There was this person at our church and you'll never guess what they did. They pooped in the toilet and they left a humongous log. And it went flush down.
1:09:05🔗
Adam
I see. I see. Well, they say cleanliness is next to godliness. So it seems, listen, I'm atheist and I wouldn't crap up a church.
1:09:22🔗
Adam
Let me tell you, we were talking about the Man Show earlier on. And here's basically how it goes. The Man Show has a base, there's about 50 people in our building and two, three toilets, two men's rooms and one lady's room. And let me tell you the difference, because I was doing a little social experiment. The upstairs bathroom, the upstairs bathroom, is that the ladies room or not? No, it's not Drew.
1:10:05🔗
Adam
Okay, could you shut up please? Let me finish. The upstairs bathroom is where all the riders go. And there's nothing but guys up there. And there's probably a handful of riders and some producers and some guys like this. Probably about 12, 13 guys upstairs. That bathroom, which is closest to my office, is funkified 24-7. It cannot be used. There's either somebody in there. Jordan is in there moving one of his BLTs minus the L because he's like every goddamn sandwich that guy eats is nothing but like just bacon and mayonnaise. But he's anyway, somebody is either on the pot or getting off of the pot. You cannot use it. Now the downstairs bathroom where there's a couple of guys and mostly women is always in great shape. Guys will go number two at the job and women, they'll wait until they get home.
1:11:13🔗
Drew
And I will always remember standing at that downstairs bathroom. There's a urinal between them and when you stand and you're looking straight ahead is where at least 20 guys have got their nose against the wall. They cleared their nose.
1:11:33🔗
Adam
We're in another building now. But yes, yes. I had to take it. I actually had to take... I don't like to brag about it, but I had to take a leak in a coffee pot upstairs. What? In front of the writers to make an example of what, you know... I mean, I'm the big cheese there. I can't head up and have that bathroom a mess every time I go up there. Bad times. All right, Jamie Pressly is our guest. I hear she's leaving after... You got to hang around one more break. Oh, good times, baby. Good times.
1:12:48🔗
Adam
Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. It's time to go over there. Boner, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Jimmy Pressly is our guest tonight. Tom Katz is the name of her latest movie, which is coming out Friday. And then probably the Friday after that, Joe Dirt, she'll-
1:13:05🔗
Jaime Pressly
And Jack and Jill still airing on Wednesday nights, even though Temptation Island killed everybody.
1:13:13🔗
Jaime Pressly
So now they've decided they're going to do the best of Survivor. Like, we can't win for losing.
1:13:22🔗
Adam
You know, I was picturing, I was looking at Drew in his pajama bottoms, or his, these sort of flannel sweats that the aunt got us. And I'm wearing mine tonight, although I wear mine every night. Drew's wearing his. And it really dawned on me the state of my disheveledness. When I was leaving my house on Friday, a guy, Gary, a carpenter friend, came over. I had some stuff lined up for him to do. We were standing in my garage. I was kind of running late. And I said, all right, so Gary, just pull the gate shut, turn the alarm on. You know what to work with. The tools are in the basement, blah, blah, blah. And I go, I'm running late for work. And he goes, you're going to work? And I go, yeah, yeah, I got to go now. And he goes, but you're wearing your pajamas.
1:14:07🔗
Jaime Pressly
And I said, I got to work every day in my pajamas. Yeah, that's it. I wear some living sweats.
1:14:14🔗
Adam
Really dawn on me though, that this guy was a simple man, but he wanted to know why I was going to work in my pajamas. It's different at 1030 in the morning too. It's like, it seems bizarre.
1:14:30🔗
Adam
Yeah, I go to the man show in my pajamas, which is really another thing is funny or maybe it's just to me is I did. We shot something where I had to wear pajamas.
1:14:41🔗
Adam
No, I said to everybody, I go, all right, well, I'm going to go get changed back into my- and then I pause and went, other pajamas. Then we're going to leave.
1:14:51🔗
Jaime Pressly
I have like 8 million outfits that have never been worn because I wear pajamas every day.
1:14:57🔗
Adam
Well, you know you're going to get to work, you're going to put makeup on you and hand you something to wear.
1:15:01🔗
Adam
And there's nothing worse than really getting dressed. I mean, you know, the socks and the tight pants, you know, I like to wear tight pants. Show the ladies where I'm coming from. Yeah, and my high-riding tight boots that lace all the way up. And, you know, my collared shirts and the whole thing with my- I wear dickies and things and ascots, you know.
1:15:23🔗
Adam
And so the thing is, there's nothing worse than getting dressed and then really getting undressed again. Might as well just- I'd like to just go to work in my comforter with an erection and drop it when I get there and put my clothes and makeup on.
1:15:37🔗
Adam
It cannot be folded. Well, it's folded like a taco shell. It gets folded when you try to straighten it out.
1:16:00🔗
Caller
Um, this doesn't happen all too often, but after I urinate, um, when I'm all finished, sometimes I get a shooting pain, um, between, I guess, in the area between my anus and my testicle.
1:16:21🔗
Caller
It's, it's actually technically been going on, I think, you know, for a couple of years.
1:16:35🔗
Drew
It can be caused from prostate irritation. He might have other sort of urethral irritation, but it's been going on a long time. It's probably not any sort of infectious problem. Just one of those things some guys get.
1:17:09🔗
Drew
Not worry about it. Drink lots of fluid, pee frequently, don't hold your urine for long periods of time.
1:17:56🔗
Drew
Do you have like an anxiety problem where when you get in social situations, you're sort of overwhelmingly uncomfortable and anxious?
1:18:03🔗
Drew
Well, there's something called social anxiety disorder, social phobia, that can be treated. You might want to see someone about that, make it so it's more comfortable for you to go amongst people so you can actually meet someone and maybe have some sort of relationship.
1:18:28🔗
Adam
Yeah, 90% benzoyl peroxide on the hardening, the catalyst, yeah? Yeah, I used that on my zit once. Hey, so you work around, you go outside, you live on your own?
1:18:41🔗
Jaime Pressly
In order to get laid, though, you have to actually go out and meet people, so I think the best thing in the world is to go and speak with someone, a psychiatrist or a psychologist.
1:19:04🔗
Drew
You can start with the regular doctor, but a psychiatrist would be the ideal person to see. Because there's good medication for social phobia now.
1:19:11🔗
Adam
All right, Steve? Okay, thank you. All right, good times. Yeah, talk to a psychiatrist and... Oh, good times. I don't know, should guys in body shops really be getting laid, though? And what do you want?
1:19:22🔗
Jaime Pressly
Nine times out of ten, you hear that they're the ones always getting laid. Not necessarily by the best winners in the world, but, you know.
1:19:31🔗
Jaime Pressly
You think of the stereotypical hot mechanic working on a car, you know what I mean?
1:19:39🔗
Adam
Yeah, let me tell you, the body shop dudes, that's a different breed of cat over there. Think about that gig, by the way, just in a spray booth all day, masking off cars, wets, you know, just pretty much prepping and spraying all day. Oh, that Bondo, all that toxic material.
1:20:04🔗
Caller
I'm doing pretty good, thanks. My problem, well, actually, hold on just a second here. Dr. Drew, you are the smartest, most, well, not magnificent, but you-
1:20:15🔗
Caller
You tell us next to you he's a liar, so what does he care, what do you care what he says?
1:20:21🔗
Caller
Well, well, I don't know about compulsive liar, but sometimes like I didn't, I wasn't, yeah, I wasn't sitting there though, but I mean, you know, people ask me like what's going on over the day, and I'll just, well, I mean, just about routine things. I just lie.
1:20:47🔗
Caller
Sometimes, sometimes I just make up things that never happened, but usually it's just like, you know, to make a story better.
1:20:54🔗
Jaime Pressly
I think a lot of people do that. That's just exaggerating. That's not necessarily compulsive lying.
1:21:00🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, I don't know. My friend could come over and ask me, you know, hey, what did you do today, Brian? And I'll be like, you know, even though nothing happened or I just played tennis or something like that, I'll be like, or maybe here's a good idea. Like I played tennis and I lost, but I'll tell her I played tennis and I won. You know what I mean? And I'll make up a completely different story.
1:21:26🔗
Caller
It's like I don't know. It's like I just don't want to. It's like I don't I don't like the way that like it's just boring, you know.
1:21:45🔗
Adam
It's a way of keeping distance, keeping a distance from people, because they never really know what the truth is about you. Yeah, I do that an awful lot of and I think it's a way of manipulating people in your own quiet way, because you're sort of pulling one over on them. You're kind of controlling them in a way because you're feeding them false information that they're believing. So it's a way to keep a distance and sort of control them in a way.
1:22:13🔗
Caller
Right. Like, yeah, usually, I mean, I don't know. I don't even know why I do it. I mean, mostly, the question is, how can, like, not just what can I do to stop it? But I mean, it's like, it's not. I mean, if I could just stop it and say like, hey, you know, don't lie, I would. But I mean, it's out of my mouth before I even know I'm doing it.
1:22:33🔗
Jaime Pressly
Then think before you speak. And I have a question. When you tell this girl, yeah, I want it tennis, even though you didn't. Do you think that's changing? You think if you said I didn't win, that it would change your perception of you?
1:23:20🔗
Adam
Did you notice that when he... Whenever somebody poses the question that way, they go, you want to know why or do you want to know what my bet is?
1:23:41🔗
Adam
We'll speak to Sharon, who's I'm guessing that's the name. She dates guys between 18 and 30. The oldest guy was 23.
1:24:09🔗
Jaime Pressly
Then how are you addicted to guys that will go up to 30 if you've never dated one? Well, like...
1:24:17🔗
Adam
Hold on a second there, Sharon. We're going to take a little break. Jamie Pressly is our guest tonight. We'll be back with Sharon after this.
1:24:53🔗
Adam
This is our good friends, New Found Glory. We were on here last week in one of my favorite riffs. Jaime Pressly is our guest tonight. Tom Katz is the name of the new movie, and then Joe Dirt is coming out of that, coming out the following week. That's with David Spade. And Jack and Jill, of course, Wednesday nights, nine o'clock. And let's get back and talk to Sharon, who's 14. Sharon? Yeah. So you like the older guys? Yeah. Did you have sex with the 23-year-old guy you were dating?
1:25:33🔗
Adam
I see. Well, that's not too bad. And how is it that you dated the 23-year-old guy? Did he think you were older?
1:25:42🔗
Caller
Well, like, you know those like talk line things? Yeah. That's how I meet them. And I'm like addicted to that. Hmm.
1:26:07🔗
Drew
Where do you meet these guys? And where do you, you know, you met them online. But where do you then meet them physically?
1:26:11🔗
Adam
I'm going to meet at like a Chuck E. Cheese or a Shakey's or something like that in the neighborhood.
1:26:29🔗
Caller
I don't know. I just, I guess I just like it. I think it's the attention, but I'm not sure.
1:26:33🔗
Jaime Pressly
I think a lot of it is the adrenaline rush that you get when you know you're going to meet someone you have no idea about, you've never seen. And it's kind of a, it's almost like you're doing something bad.
1:26:46🔗
Drew
There's some people respond to that, but I would bet more likely dad took off at about six, eight, something like that.
1:27:31🔗
Adam
I'm telling you, from doing this show, I look at that as you're one of the lucky ones who is not actually raped by stepdad. Yeah, I really beating on your own kids is bad enough, but beating on someone else's kids is like so out of the question. You know what I mean?
1:27:48🔗
Jaime Pressly
The fact that the other parent allows it to happen is what's out of the question.
1:27:54🔗
Adam
Yes, I blame mama just as much as I blame the wolf that she brings into the chicken coop, whether it's physical or sexual, whatever it is. Mama goes out, finds a guy, brings him in, leaves him alone with their little daughter, and then he does God knows what to them.
1:28:15🔗
Adam
All right, so how about you stop doing this and try to get a little therapy for yourself, a little help for yourself?
1:28:23🔗
Caller
Yeah, I was in therapy, me and my mom were in it because I think my mom was in denial that he was like throwing things at me.
1:28:35🔗
Caller
Well, we had to move away because he was making threats after we moved out. Yeah, boy. He was making threats to kill us.
1:28:44🔗
Adam
Thanks, mom. Appreciate that. Couldn't have waited just to wait until the next guy came along, had to grab that one. All right. It's time to get back in the therapy room. Talk to somebody at school, counselor, that kind of thing, and get off these chat lines.
1:29:00🔗
Drew
Yeah, I agree. You are addicted to them, but maybe it's a relationship with people of your own age, something more real.
1:29:05🔗
Adam
Yeah. And believe me, the people you meet on there, they ain't the people on the commercial. People in commercial, a bunch of good-looking people whose businesses relocated them. Hey, I'm new in town, I'm a professional, the boss just up. No, that ain't the dude you're talking to.
1:29:27🔗
Jaime Pressly
That's really dangerous because one day you could go meet somebody and they could be really dangerous whether you're in a store or not.
1:29:50🔗
Caller
I'm wondering why does my voice seem to get lower after giving oral sex? It's really weird. It seems like it's irritated or something.
1:30:23🔗
Drew
But I suspect it's dryness. That saliva is not lubricating the vocal cords as it normally would. It's going a different direction.
1:30:49🔗
Adam
Especially Iranian guys. They're very liberal that way. Especially with the ladies. You shouldn't have a problem with that, right?
1:30:55🔗
Caller
My parents would take a belt in me. That's just like not even funny. Right now they think that I'm staying like another girl's house. They don't know, like if I go to a party and there are guys there, oh God, my parents can't find out about that, especially, you know.
1:31:16🔗
Jaime Pressly
You lash out because your parents never talk to you about anything or let you do anything.
1:31:24🔗
Jaime Pressly
Yeah, because they don't let them talk about anything. They scare them instead of being their friends.
1:31:29🔗
Adam
But in here is the deal too, everybody who's moved to this country. You may be from somewhere else, but your kids are pretty much from here and they will, they go to school with people from here, they watch television made by people from here and they will adapt to the way.
1:32:23🔗
Adam
Well, we've thought about this long and hard. First off, I have sensitive nipples. I'm a man who uses my nipples.
1:32:37🔗
Adam
No, I'm not saying you have. I'm not putting any pressure. You don't have to act on it. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, FYI.
1:32:57🔗
Adam
That's all good. I'm just saying if it comes up, that's all. If there's, you know, life can change in this town. Career might not be going as good a few years from now.
1:33:38🔗
Drew
We all share that common genetic heritage or rather embryological heritage and the presence of the Y chromosome causes the man to go off in a different direction. But all mammals have nipple lines and they don't fully resort. You just you continue to have them. It's just that when estrogen turns on in the female, the nipple then develops into a full breast. We just never actually have the estrogen turn on.
1:34:05🔗
Drew
They do have testosterone converted to estrogen in the periphery. So fat men do. And early on, before your testes really turn on, the adrenal glands produce hormones, much of which becomes estrogenized. And that, so you're 13, 14. And if you smoke a lot of pop, that also causes it.
1:34:28🔗
Adam
Jamie Pressly is our guest tonight. I'm gonna tell her more about my sense of nipples and then we'll be back after this. Well, there you have it. Another fantabulous Loveline show in the ground. I want to thank Jamie Presley for coming in here tonight.
1:35:21🔗
Adam
But no, you're very candid. You're sharp. You're forthright. And you're a great guest. And we do appreciate you coming on and hanging out.
1:35:30🔗
Jaime Pressly
You know, I was going to leave after an hour and I stayed the whole time because I had so much fun.
1:35:36🔗
Adam
In here tomorrow night. Until next time, Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew is saying mahalo. We might not be going as good a few years from now.
1:35:45🔗
Caller
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