Thursday, March 22, 2001

2:44🔗 Voiceover 10, 9, 8, 7, 6.

3:00🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline Coast to Coast.

3:11🔗 Voiceover Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist, everybody. The giddy band in the background is New Found Glory. Now, for those of you who have listened to the show any time in the last three months you've heard me talking about the band.

3:35🔗 Three months?

3:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:37🔗 That's awesome.

3:38🔗 Drew Why don't you play the bumper we're listening to every night?

3:40🔗 It's that guitar riff I hear.

3:41🔗 Adam It's the bumper band.

3:42🔗 It's the bumper band?

3:44🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:45🔗 Drew There it is.

3:46🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:46🔗 You've heard that before. You think I'm good?

3:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:49🔗 That riff?

3:49🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. It's my favorite riff. I love this. That's the band. Now, they're here tonight and it's been a little countdown to New Found Glory because ever since we were playing that bumper and I've been saying how much I enjoy that riff, Anderson has been saying they're coming up on the 20th or whatever the hell the date is today and here they are. And we're glad to see you guys. Cyrus, Chad and Jordan are all here from the band. New Found Glory is not only the name of the band but the name of the CD. You guys are doing the Warped Tour, right? The Warped Tour.

4:29🔗 Blink Tour.

4:29🔗 New Found Glory Blink Tour this summer too.

4:31🔗 10 week long.

4:31🔗 New Found Glory Big Tour.

4:32🔗 Adam You guys, have you played with Blink? Do you know Blink?

4:35🔗 New Found Glory Yeah, we played with them on New Year's in San Diego. This past New Year's.

4:38🔗 Adam It was awesome.

4:39🔗 New Found Glory It was like Weezer and Blink. Biggest show, like 13,000 people I think.

4:44🔗 Adam And it just, did you guys just click? Did they ask you then or?

4:47🔗 New Found Glory Yeah, well actually what happened was we were on tour and Mark from the band called us up and was like, dude, I got your new CD. It's awesome. I love every song. It's like me and my girlfriend listen to it every day. And then from there, it just went on. You know, we told them how much we love their band and then we just became friends.

5:01🔗 I think the fact that our managers are the same. It's the same person for both bands that may have helped too. Well, that was actually that.

5:07🔗 Adam Well, that was only 90% of it. We're talking about the crucial 10% when Mark called us.

5:11🔗 The creative alliance.

5:12🔗 New Found Glory He was actually calling to sell us on the manager too. Like he's great, man.

5:15🔗 He's great.

5:15🔗 New Found Glory Yeah.

5:16🔗 Adam Oh, that's great. Well, we love Blink 182. They've been coming up here for the last four years. Although they may be even more.

5:24🔗 Drew They've vanished in the last year.

5:26🔗 Adam They've not been here. Has it been a year?

5:28🔗 Drew It's been a good year.

5:28🔗 Adam Because I run into them everywhere, so it always feels like they're here. And, you know, they were a band that you had high hopes for and you hoped for the best, but you were kind of wondering if they were going to get past that Dude Ranch CD. Yeah. And they've kept going.

5:44🔗 They did.

5:44🔗 Adam It's awesome. They're out there and they're as strong as ever were, and I see them all over the place. A New Found Glory not only is going out with Blink during the summer, but doing the Vans tour, the Warped tour, sorry, but tomorrow they're going to be out in Anaheim playing, oh, wait a minute, doing a signing or are you playing?

6:03🔗 We're playing. We're playing. It's a free show. It's actually a free show at Tower Records in Anaheim. K-Rock's helping us out, promoting everything. Yeah. And we'll be there signing some autographs for a little while and then play.

6:13🔗 New Found Glory Yeah. We play at five, right?

6:15🔗 Yeah, I think so.

6:15🔗 New Found Glory We play like five and we'll be there signing autographs before then.

6:17🔗 From like three o'clock?

6:18🔗 New Found Glory Yeah.

6:18🔗 Adam Now, do you stay until the line is gone or do you have a cut-off?

6:23🔗 Caller We actually have something else to do tomorrow night. So, the autographs and stuff like we have stuff worked out where pretty much everybody who shows up is going to get something autographed. Even if we don't physically autograph in front of them, we've already like signed ahead.

6:34🔗 Adam Oh, I see. You got this. Oh yeah, we already signed ahead.

6:37🔗 Caller We've got this Indonesian slave women down in the base of Jordan's house, signing away.

6:43🔗 Adam All right. So, that's where they'll be tomorrow in Anaheim, and we'll give some more plugs on some of the tour dates and all that kind of stuff as we go on. Drew?

6:51🔗 Drew Yep.

6:51🔗 Adam You all right?

6:52🔗 Drew Yep, I'm fine.

6:53🔗 Adam The band's excited about being here. When they were giddy and excited, I was thinking about them and I was thinking about you. Their first appearance on Loveline.

7:02🔗 Drew Don't make it just me, you too.

7:04🔗 Caller All right.

7:04🔗 Adam OK, but you've been here 36,000 shows.

7:08🔗 Right?

7:09🔗 Adam You're not sure what day it is. You'll be driving home and you won't remember one call from the night.

7:14🔗 Caller Right?

7:15🔗 Adam You'll slip away somewhere else about 11 o'clock and we won't hear for you for the last hour.

7:19🔗 New Found Glory We're going to be telling our grandkids about this one job. Well, dude, my line rules, man. Oh, thanks. I'm watching it forever. And I'm listening. Listening.

7:29🔗 Adam Thank you very much.

7:30🔗 Caller All right.

7:30🔗 Adam So, Drew, you ready to go?

7:32🔗 Drew I am ready to go. And we were going to talk a little bit about the alcohol and shooting today.

7:35🔗 Caller Right.

7:35🔗 Drew If people have anything, just to bring that topic back to the surface.

7:38🔗 New Found Glory That's scary.

7:39🔗 Drew Yeah. That in itself may not have been as important an event other than just to bring this back into consciousness and to have people sort of chew on it a little bit and think about it. The bullying issue, I think, is the one thing that's getting kind of interesting, because they're talking about legislating against bullying.

7:52🔗 Adam Oh, really?

7:53🔗 Caller Wow.

7:53🔗 Drew Which is fascinating.

7:54🔗 Caller But that's why this...

7:56🔗 Adam Bullying is why this country is great. I mean, it's all those guys...

8:01🔗 Drew It's what we've done. It's how we've become a world power, yes?

8:03🔗 Not for fat kids worldwide, though.

8:04🔗 Drew I was one of them.

8:05🔗 Yeah, but... You were a fat kid.

8:06🔗 New Found Glory Yeah, I was fat.

8:08🔗 Drew But these guys were all fat kids.

8:09🔗 Adam But here's my point. Look where you are now.

8:11🔗 New Found Glory That's true.

8:12🔗 Adam And if you were the captain of the football team, you'd just be sitting around watching game films, drinking beer.

8:17🔗 Watching The Man Show.

8:18🔗 Adam And listening to Glory Day. Oh, The Man Show, yes. Well, nothing wrong with that. No, but doesn't it take a certain amount of like, you guys are going to...

8:27🔗 Drew You need some energy.

8:28🔗 Adam Yeah, like oppression, a certain amount of, I'll show you one day. You know the problem with what's going on today is it's not I'll show you one day, it's I'll show you at nutrition. I'm getting a gun.

8:38🔗 Drew Yeah, tomorrow.

8:39🔗 Adam As opposed to one day I'm going to own a huge company and I'm going to buy and sell you and I'm going to drive a big car and you'll respect me and you'll wish you hadn't. Now it's like immediate gratification.

8:49🔗 Drew It's a little bit cathartic for you though, Adam, isn't it?

8:51🔗 Adam What do you mean?

8:53🔗 Drew Every time you go on a podcast now it's kiss my ass.

8:56🔗 Adam Well, I got a long list. Tracy?

9:00🔗 Drew Yeah.

9:00🔗 Adam You're 17?

9:01🔗 Caller Hi.

9:02🔗 Adam What's up?

9:05🔗 Caller I have really big boobs.

9:06🔗 Drew Me too.

9:08🔗 New Found Glory Your children has big boobs.

9:10🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm 5'2 and I'm 125 pounds. I wear a 34D. And I wanted to get a breast ejection just to see.

9:23🔗 Drew Just get down to see, which is what a lot of women want to get to. Whether they want to get up to that or they want to get down to that.

9:27🔗 Adam That seems to be the mark that they're striving for.

9:31🔗 Drew At 17, it's a little bit young. You might want to wait a couple more years, but that's something you can do. That's important to you, particularly when you're having physical problems.

9:39🔗 Adam Hold on, though. 5'2, 125.

9:41🔗 Drew Don't do it.

9:42🔗 Adam I got to do the radio math.

9:44🔗 New Found Glory I've got a couple friends in Florida get that, too.

9:46🔗 Yeah.

9:47🔗 New Found Glory Reductions? Reductions.

9:49🔗 Adam I have, hold on, 5'7, 8, 137.

9:54🔗 You're overweight.

9:55🔗 Adam Drew, please. Tracy?

9:57🔗 Caller Yeah?

9:57🔗 Adam Are you a little overweight?

9:59🔗 Caller No, I don't think so.

10:01🔗 Adam All right.

10:01🔗 Caller Yes, I might be, but, you know.

10:04🔗 Drew Healthy body, I'm a dude.

10:05🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, you're beautiful, baby, but all I'm saying is, is if you are a couple pounds overweight, if you lost that weight, you might lose a little in the boob department.

10:13🔗 Caller Well, I'm pretty, like, I mean, I guess I'm little, my waist size is little. I wear like a, I wear like a four. Oh, I wear a four.

10:24🔗 Adam I just dig on the top. Yeah. Okay. That's good times.

10:28🔗 Caller Now, what about like growing? Like, she's still going to grow more because she's only 17. So could she fill out in the bottom and maybe?

10:34🔗 Drew She could grow in a lot of places still. She could grow taller even.

10:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:37🔗 Drew Also, most women are done by 18, 19.

10:39🔗 New Found Glory There's nothing wrong with big boobs anyway.

10:41🔗 Adam No. Does it hurt your back?

10:44🔗 Caller Yeah, I have back problems.

10:45🔗 Drew Yeah, back, neck, that kind of thing. That's a reason that people get these things done.

10:48🔗 Adam Okay.

10:49🔗 Drew But it's a surgery and the scarring and it's an anesthetic and it's something really to think carefully about. Okay?

10:53🔗 New Found Glory Yeah.

10:54🔗 Adam Well, take some pictures before you do anything. Wouldn't you at least want to have that?

10:59🔗 New Found Glory Yeah. And email them to newfungaloo.com.

11:04🔗 Adam All right, Tracy.

11:05🔗 New Found Glory Chad.

11:06🔗 Adam All right, good times, baby. Okay. All right.

11:08🔗 Bye.

11:08🔗 Adam All right. Let's talk to Ryan, who's 17. Ryan?

11:12🔗 Yeah.

11:12🔗 Adam What's up?

11:13🔗 First of all, I want to say Adam and Drew, you guys are awesome.

11:16🔗 Adam Thanks.

11:17🔗 Caller And I just really wanted to say New Found Glory, you guys are just amazing. Thank you. You guys have been like my favorite band for a while now. I saw you guys play show in Idaho. My best friend was living there for a while and I went up to visit him. And he told me about this awesome band called New Found Glory and he wanted to thank me to see you guys. And I saw you guys and I just thought you guys were awesome.

11:37🔗 Adam And you didn't know about them before then?

11:39🔗 Caller No, it was probably about a year ago or so.

11:43🔗 Caller I think we only played Idaho one time and that was like, it was last year, it was in the fall last year. But that's actually like a lot of kids have been introduced to us that way. It's just so weird, somebody would go out and hear our CD or go to a show and it's like their mission for the next three weeks is to go tell all their friends about us.

11:59🔗 Adam That's good.

12:00🔗 Drew That's called quality.

12:01🔗 Adam Yeah. It's nice to win people over. Go ahead.

12:05🔗 Caller I'm driving out there from Northridge tomorrow out to Anaheim to hear you guys and I'm assuming because I'm taking my girlfriend too and I got to pick her up in Calabasas so I wasn't going to get out there probably until close to five and I was just wondering if you guys are going to be doing any kind of signing maybe afterwards or anything because I was really because I have your CD and I was hoping to get it signed and all that or if you'll have the stuff because you guys said you would have to.

12:29🔗 Drew You know it would be smarter given traffic and stuff you want things signed if you guys excuse me drive over here tonight. You're just in Northridge over city drive over here get the stuff signed and go back home.

12:40🔗 Adam Right yeah bring your dad's hand down too. Please Drew.

12:44🔗 Drew Right?

12:45🔗 Adam Alright come on by. You got you got wheels.

12:49🔗 Caller Yeah but I have parents they won't let me out this way.

12:53🔗 Caller I know like it's hard for us to guarantee anything like to happen tomorrow and you know we have no clue how many people are actually going to show up but we're trying to we're trying to estimate and like make sure that somehow everybody can kind of get something signed. You know even if like we said earlier even if you can't actually watch us sign it right in front of you we have some stuff that we've already signed to kind of give out in an emergency so we sat all day signing. We'll try. All right Ryan.

13:18🔗 Caller All right and my sister loves you Jordan.

13:20🔗 New Found Glory Thanks man.

13:21🔗 Caller It's all right.

13:22🔗 Caller I said hi.

13:23🔗 Adam Tell her about his brass. Yeah.

13:25🔗 New Found Glory Tell her about my man boobies.

13:27🔗 Caller Tell her about your man boobies.

13:28🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:29🔗 Adam Cool her down a little bit. All right let's go to line five talk. Jennifer is 27. Jennifer?

13:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:35🔗 Adam Hey.

13:35🔗 Caller Hi.

13:36🔗 Adam Hey.

13:40🔗 Caller My husband and I have been together for two years, married from one and we have a one-year-old daughter. It seems like ever since I've had her, he doesn't want to give me oral. But I'll give him oral like all the time. But. All the time. Yeah.

13:56🔗 Adam Was he there when you delivered?

13:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:58🔗 Caller I was wondering if that's what you're looking for.

13:59🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:59🔗 Caller If you see something come out of there, I probably wouldn't want to go back.

14:02🔗 Caller It's confusing.

14:04🔗 Adam Well, he's scared he's going to get hit in the head with a mouth. Hitting the mouth with a head, I should say. I mean, I see. I think this is a mistake. This is like this really progressive thing that's been going on for a while when we force guys.

14:18🔗 Caller I don't think they should be in the room.

14:20🔗 Drew No.

14:20🔗 Adam Why?

14:21🔗 Drew Fred Flintstone stage of maternity. Right?

14:25🔗 Adam They should be pacing. And handing cigars out to other guys.

14:29🔗 Caller And watching the football game.

14:30🔗 Adam And watching the ball game. Yeah. And that gag where you go, honey, it's time. And he panics and he grabs your overnight bag and throws it in the car and then speeds away. And then gets a mile down the street and the cop pulls him over and says, where are you going? And he goes, well, I have to pull my wife. And he looks and there's no wife in there. And you're sitting there all calm in the living room. And he spins out back and panics again and leaves you again. Those are the days I'd like to get back to.

14:53🔗 Caller Right.

14:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

14:55🔗 Caller How do I get him interested again?

14:56🔗 Drew I mean, I have you asked him about this?

14:58🔗 Caller Yeah. And he said that it's not me. He says, you know, it's nothing to do with you.

15:03🔗 Drew He's like, yeah, it's me. I can't. I'm repulsed by you.

15:07🔗 Caller It's me. You smell it because, you know, you've seen the baby come out and everything else come out.

15:13🔗 Drew You know, what did he say?

15:14🔗 Caller He said, no.

15:15🔗 Drew What is it then? Can we talk to this guy?

15:18🔗 Caller Huh?

15:18🔗 Drew Can we speak to him?

15:19🔗 Caller I'm at work right now.

15:21🔗 Caller I see.

15:22🔗 Caller And that's the only thing that I can do to him.

15:24🔗 Drew You know, guys sometimes get freakish when their spouse becomes a mother. It has all kinds of symbolic meaning to them. And it may not even be the stuff coming out part so much as he just can't bring himself to do this to mom.

15:37🔗 Caller Because I know he was kind of nervous having sex while I was pregnant too.

15:40🔗 Drew Yeah. See, he's a little flipped out.

15:41🔗 Caller Hitting the baby's head and stuff.

15:43🔗 Adam Well, also, too, when you're momma, it's time to cut out all the non-biblical forms of sex and just have the sort of missionary intercourse. I mean, maybe, is he a religious guy?

15:54🔗 Caller No.

15:54🔗 Adam I knew it. I don't know. Just to talk to him. Hey, does he drink? You gotta get him drunk.

16:01🔗 Drew You also don't forget you hold the cards. You can easily just say, hey, you know what I've been doing to you? I'm not going to do that anymore unless you do this to me.

16:06🔗 New Found Glory You got a wheel and deal.

16:07🔗 Drew Yeah, Adam.

16:08🔗 New Found Glory The guy can't go without, you know.

16:09🔗 Adam Yeah. There's a stop on the way to Porkville.

16:14🔗 Drew Yeah. We're bypassing Headville.

16:16🔗 Adam Thank you, Drew.

16:18🔗 Drew What about you?

16:18🔗 Adam Hold on. Drew, it's weird when you call it head for a girl. Isn't that weird?

16:23🔗 Drew No, no, no. She's bypassing. She won't do that to him anymore.

16:26🔗 Adam Oh, she's going to bypass Headville.

16:28🔗 Drew Unless he stops.

16:29🔗 Adam He's not going down there. You know there's some chicks who call it head?

16:32🔗 New Found Glory It's weird.

16:33🔗 Caller They're like, this dude was giving me head.

16:37🔗 Adam I know what they're talking about, but it's a little creepy.

16:40🔗 New Found Glory What else could they say, though?

16:43🔗 Adam I don't know. Oral or eat me out or go down. When a girl says a man was performing head on me, it's weird. It's weird to me. It technically may even be right. I don't know. Do they have a head, Drew?

16:57🔗 Drew They have heads, yes.

16:59🔗 Adam Thank you. Idiot.

17:00🔗 Drew So Jennifer, anything else?

17:03🔗 Caller What about you? When your wife had the babies, were you kind of freaked out?

17:07🔗 Drew No, I wasn't.

17:09🔗 Adam They were C-sections, so he was doing it while they were delivering. Drew thought if he blew on it, he could push the kids out of her stomach. He's a doctor, but he's very superstitious. They keep shooting right out.

17:21🔗 Drew There was a lot of drapes and things here. Nobody knew. That's so gross. But no, that did not bug me a bit. In fact, I can't-

17:27🔗 Adam You ate the placenta though, right?

17:28🔗 Drew Yeah. I cooked it first. But I can't even relate to guys that get that way, frankly. I know the guys get that way, and I can't quite figure out what it is that troubles them because I can't relate to it.

17:39🔗 Adam But you're a very, very, very passionate man.

17:43🔗 Drew Very.

17:44🔗 Adam Very passionate.

17:45🔗 Caller But it's hard for me not to give him oral because I like-

17:48🔗 Drew Yeah, but you hold the cards. If you tell him you're not going to do that anymore, he'll be back.

17:52🔗 Caller That's why we'll try it.

17:53🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

17:54🔗 Caller See if it tastes different.

17:55🔗 Drew Listen, it's just like shaping the behavior of a young child.

17:58🔗 Adam Just tell him to get down there. Listen, there's a lot of stuff you don't want to do sexual. You do it. It feels good to your partner. Then they do ten minutes on you and you can watch some TV. I mean, that's what it gets to, right, Drew? That's intimacy, right?

18:12🔗 Drew That's the essence of a relationship.

18:13🔗 Adam It's the essence of intimacy. Thank you.

18:15🔗 Drew Thank you, Adam.

18:16🔗 Adam Kendra?

18:16🔗 Caller Yeah?

18:17🔗 Adam You're 22?

18:18🔗 Caller I am.

18:19🔗 Adam What's up?

18:19🔗 Caller I want to find out about the little girl voice.

18:22🔗 Drew Which you have. You've got it. It's very sexy.

18:24🔗 Caller I'm 22 and was abused at 12.

18:28🔗 Drew Hang on a second. What was God's plan? He gets the child abused. The voice stays the same and guys are forever attracted to that.

18:38🔗 Adam It doesn't seem like a great plan.

18:39🔗 Drew What is that?

18:39🔗 Adam That could have been one of Satan's ideas. Hold on a second. That's an interesting point. There's God and then there's the devil. We always blame God. We give him credit for the good stuff but then we give him credit for the bad ideas too. It's like, what was God thinking with that herpes? Come on God. What kind of move is that?

18:58🔗 Caller Somebody else came in the back door. That's what it was.

19:00🔗 You forget about the devil.

19:01🔗 Adam The devil's around. Maybe the devil's responsible for herpes and cancer. The little girl voice. And the little girl voice.

19:07🔗 Drew And the guy's attraction to the little girl voice.

19:09🔗 Adam Attraction to it, yes. Use your head, Drew. Satan.

19:13🔗 Drew Ooh, that word.

19:14🔗 Adam Kendra?

19:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:15🔗 Adam Well, what happened? Did anything happen to you?

19:17🔗 Caller Well, everything happened to me.

19:18🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

19:19🔗 Caller The worst child stepped out, abused, molested, controlling, go crazy at college, and still have a little girl voice.

19:29🔗 Drew Are you in college now?

19:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:31🔗 Drew Where are you in college?

19:32🔗 Caller Humboldt State.

19:33🔗 Drew Humboldt.

19:34🔗 Caller Are you like a small person or?

19:36🔗 Caller Yes, 5'2.

19:38🔗 Caller See, I don't know. For some reason, I always associate that with the little person voice. Oh, well, it helps.

19:42🔗 Adam Stature definitely helps. A quick question about Humboldt State. Is that an actual college? I thought it was a DA. Sting operation that just sort of lasted, just turned into a university. Originally, it was just a plywood shack that they used to call the college. They just arrested people who enrolled and eventually they got a football team or something. Bell Tower. Oh, Bell Tower.

20:05🔗 Caller All right.

20:06🔗 Adam What do you want?

20:06🔗 Caller They're baked.

20:07🔗 Adam What are they called over at Humboldt? The bongs or the buds or the resins?

20:14🔗 Drew What's the name of the mascot?

20:17🔗 Caller The Lumberjacks.

20:19🔗 Adam Cutting down those big stocks of weed. Yeah.

20:21🔗 Drew So, Kendra, what is your question actually?

20:23🔗 Caller My question is, why do I have this 12-year-old voice?

20:26🔗 Drew Well, all we know is we hear it and we know what we're hearing when we hear it. And you've heard us talk about it, right?

20:32🔗 Adam We went through this part.

20:34🔗 Drew I understand. Well, clearly there's all sorts of arrests that occur in development, usually emotional development, when someone is traumatized. And whatever it is about the brain, this has not been well worked out yet, but it tends to set up repetition compulsions around the trauma and sort of arrest development beyond the time of development you're in when this thing happens. Hold on. So it happens...

20:59🔗 Adam Are you in one of these repetition compulsions right now? It's been going on for a while.

21:03🔗 Drew It's worse.

21:03🔗 Adam Is it...

21:04🔗 New Found Glory Is that kind of like when you're like... There's a little baby and you always talk to the baby with the baby voice?

21:10🔗 Drew No, it's literally that this is the voice she had when she was 12. When she was abused, she stopped developing. And she gets stuck in this sort of repetitive pattern and development doesn't occur. And for whatever reason, for women, not so much for men, but for women, the voice stays the same. And it's extremely predictable. I can tell now, having done this show for a few years, what age it happened. It's based on their voice.

21:29🔗 Adam There's a difference between the 12 and the 6 and the 9. And Drew actually can figure out about the time they were... Down to the hour, oftentimes.

21:37🔗 Caller That's kind of scary.

21:38🔗 Adam 1979, November 12. But, Kendra, there you go.

21:43🔗 Drew So if you get treated, theoretically, and we don't have any experience in this area, because we don't talk to a lot of people who are abused and then treated, if you have thorough treatment, theoretically, there could be improvement and all that. There should be.

21:54🔗 Caller Is it like psychological or the voice training?

21:57🔗 Drew No, no, psychotherapy. Okay. So you should then develop, and with the development, there should be some physical change.

22:01🔗 Caller Talk like this.

22:02🔗 Adam Yes. It would sound like Janet Reno in just a few short years of therapy, Kendra. All right, take care of yourself. Thank you. Yeah. It wouldn't be great though if you could just change your voice and then that would then change you.

22:16🔗 Drew Well, this is what cognitive behaviorists believe. You change your behavior and then you'll develop behind that.

22:21🔗 Adam Yeah.

22:21🔗 Drew That's very controversial.

22:21🔗 Adam Well, they got something to it.

22:22🔗 Drew Something to it. That's right.

22:23🔗 Caller Well, I'm with them.

22:25🔗 Drew Yeah. When have you changed behaviors?

22:28🔗 Adam I have. Listen.

22:30🔗 Drew Without changing internally first?

22:31🔗 Adam Hold on. Let's not get too heady. But this is an interesting, this is an interesting and age-old argument, which is people have their patterns, people get locked into their things, and we all have our shortcomings and weaknesses and relationships and life and all that kind of stuff. And you can go into therapist and work it out and then try to apply it to your life, or you can just force yourself to do those things. If you can, do those things that you're not so good at. I mean, for me, like, I always use this as the most, it's the most mundane example I've ever thought of. But I'm, I used to be the world's laziest guy. I couldn't motivate, I couldn't do anything.

23:07🔗 Drew You used to be?

23:08🔗 Adam Well, I'm the third laziest guy now.

23:11🔗 Caller I think Ian is up there.

23:12🔗 Adam Ian and Roger Clinton, I think, are number two, and I've slid into the third place. But I was like a horribly unmotivated, lazy dude, and I started saying to myself, I'd bring a coffee mug in with me every day when I got in my car in the morning, and at the end of the week, I'd have eight coffee mugs rolling around the passenger seat. And every night, I'd pull into my driveway, I'd look at the empty coffee mug, and I'd look straight ahead, and then I'd look at the mug again, and then I'd go back into the house and smoke some weed. So I started saying to myself, stop, pick up that mug, and then I'd go, no, no, come on, forget it, that's stupid.

23:45🔗 Caller And I'd go, no, go get it.

23:46🔗 Adam And I'd start, eventually, I would like just, that coffee mug symbolized everything. Pick up the mug, put it in the sink, rinse it out. And I started beating myself up that way, and now I just do that stuff without thinking about it. You remember the coffee mug. I forced it. Yeah, only the mug. That's not a metaphor. I'm literally talking about coffee mugs. I'm good at now. Everything else is still a mess. But you can kind of pick out your weaknesses, enforce that behavior, and eventually, you'll stop thinking about it.

24:15🔗 New Found Glory See, luckily, we have parents that clean up after us.

24:18🔗 Caller Still. Oh, really? Yeah.

24:20🔗 Adam Oh, good times.

24:22🔗 New Found Glory So we leave our coffee mugs everywhere.

24:23🔗 Adam We'll take ourselves a little break. New Found Glory is our guest tonight. We'll hear something off their CD and talk to more yous when we come back.

25:05🔗 Hey, what the f*** is up? This is Mark from F***ing Blink 182, and you're listening to F***ing Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. F***ing Drew.

25:13🔗 Adam There you go.

25:13🔗 Caller Can you say that on the radio?

25:15🔗 Adam I think you did. Cyrus, Chad, Jordan are all here from New Found Glory. The name of the CD is New Found Glory. They're going to be out at Anaheim Tower.

25:24🔗 Caller Yep.

25:25🔗 New Found Glory Tomorrow.

25:26🔗 Caller Show is at 5?

25:28🔗 Caller Yep.

25:28🔗 Adam We play at 5. Signing, starting at 3.

25:30🔗 Caller We'll be there probably around, yeah, a little around 3 o'clock. Yeah.

25:33🔗 Adam Hanging out. And also out with F'n Blink, F'n 1, F'n 82, over the summer.

25:40🔗 Caller Over the F'n summer.

25:41🔗 Adam Vans Warp Tour, when's that start?

25:44🔗 Caller It's like the very end of June, I think, the 23rd or something.

25:47🔗 Adam Did they got their line up?

25:49🔗 Caller They're like adding bands every day. A lot of the bands like us, like we're not doing the entire Warp Tour. Because we're going out with Blink, we're doing whatever, a couple weeks. And there's a lot of bands like that. And every day they're picking bands to fill those spots or...

26:00🔗 New Found Glory But I know the big headliners are like 311, Pennywise, Rancid.

26:04🔗 Adam Right. And they'll be on most of the tours.

26:06🔗 Caller They'll be on the entire tour.

26:07🔗 Drew Enjoy Fletch.

26:08🔗 Adam Yeah, enjoy Pennywise. Have a good time. It does valid. Make sure you let them know you're new on the scene.

26:17🔗 Drew I've heard stories about those guys. Send greetings from me and mention Poo Poo City. Yeah.

26:22🔗 Adam Tell Fletch you want to go down to Poo Poo City. Beautiful country over there. Especially during the summer when it gets hot.

26:29🔗 Yeah.

26:30🔗 Drew All right.

26:30🔗 Caller We will.

26:32🔗 Adam We're going to hear something from New Found Glory. I think after this song. What do you say there, Drew? I mean, I'm sorry. After this call. Hey, man. Sure. Ria?

26:41🔗 Caller Hi.

26:41🔗 Adam Hey there, Perky. You're 17. What's going on?

26:43🔗 Caller Well, my friend was on the phone too. We have to say that like, I know that-

26:48🔗 Drew Turn your radio down. Turn your radio down before Adam turns you off.

26:53🔗 Adam You're lucky I'm picturing you two nude.

26:56🔗 Caller We are.

26:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

26:57🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah. What up?

27:00🔗 Caller Well, my friend Liz and I are probably one of your biggest, well, two of your biggest fans obviously, because there's more than one of us. Nice. Our friend Shasta's birthday is coming up, and we were wondering if you guys could just say happy birthday to her, because it would be like the greatest thing in the world.

27:14🔗 Caller Like right now?

27:15🔗 Caller Just say happy birthday.

27:16🔗 Happy birthday.

27:17🔗 Adam What's her name?

27:18🔗 Caller Shasta. Like a soda.

27:20🔗 Drew Do it again.

27:21🔗 New Found Glory Shasta. Happy birthday, Shasta.

27:23🔗 Caller Hi, Shasta.

27:23🔗 New Found Glory You should come tomorrow and say hi to us.

27:26🔗 Caller We really want to. Actually, we were all at the Less Than Jake at the Palace on Friday.

27:30🔗 New Found Glory Oh, awesome.

27:31🔗 Caller And then, yeah, Liz and Shasta were at the Santa Anita thing.

27:35🔗 New Found Glory Oh, cool.

27:35🔗 Drew You had a question about Save Ferris and Phoenix?

27:38🔗 Caller Well, we left after you guys, because we only came to see you.

27:41🔗 New Found Glory Oh, that's awesome. Thank you.

27:43🔗 Caller And I also got a hamburger thrown at me.

27:46🔗 Caller A hamburger?

27:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:47🔗 Caller Weird.

27:48🔗 New Found Glory That's probably Steve Looker, a guitar tech.

27:51🔗 Adam Are you an abnormally thin? Sometimes people do that.

27:54🔗 Caller I'm trying to tell you something.

27:56🔗 Caller All right. Liz, tell them about that girl that was like, oh, that's the guitarist.

27:59🔗 Caller And it was really the tech.

28:00🔗 Adam All right.

28:02🔗 Caller My uncle was using the girl behind me, because the roadies were setting up the appointment.

28:07🔗 Caller This girl, she was like 13. She was like, you know what?

28:09🔗 I think those are the guitarists.

28:11🔗 Caller And I turned around, I was like, excuse me.

28:14🔗 Caller You were going to be the one? Oh, sure. Yeah.

28:16🔗 Adam I know you two are hot. You know how I know? How? You sound like pains in the ass. That's how I know. Are you serious? Not you, the other one. Who's the other one? Liz?

28:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:26🔗 Adam Liz, you're good looking, right?

28:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:29🔗 Yeah.

28:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:30🔗 Adam Little better.

28:32🔗 New Found Glory Do you have big breasts as well for your body?

28:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:36🔗 Adam Who's better looking? Liz, you or Rhea?

28:39🔗 Caller I'd have to say Liz, definitely.

28:41🔗 Adam Yeah. I see. I knew Liz was a little bit hotter because she's a little bit more of a pain in the ass.

28:45🔗 Caller Liz is hotter but I'm much easier.

28:47🔗 Adam No, I know.

28:47🔗 Yeah. Okay.

28:48🔗 New Found Glory Hey Chad.

28:51🔗 Adam All right there, Rhea and Liz.

28:53🔗 Caller Thank you very much for taking the time to answer our call.

28:56🔗 Adam Our pleasure.

28:57🔗 Chad, you are so gorgeous.

28:59🔗 Caller I think Cyrus is hot. Cyrus is hot.

29:00🔗 Caller Yeah. What about me? Oh baby.

29:02🔗 Caller Ian, Ian, you're the cutest creature in the world.

29:04🔗 Caller That's Chad, baby.

29:05🔗 Adam What about Jordan?

29:06🔗 At the palace.

29:07🔗 Adam Say Jordan is hot.

29:10🔗 New Found Glory Tell Jordan you like playing with his nipples.

29:12🔗 Caller Actually, Jordan, I was touching your anal area.

29:15🔗 Caller What?

29:15🔗 Caller At the palace, you were standing right in front of me, and I was like, oh baby.

29:19🔗 Caller Really?

29:19🔗 Caller All right.

29:20🔗 Adam Hey, listen, you too?

29:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:22🔗 Caller Slow down a little bit or take some pictures.

29:24🔗 Drew This is the unraveling of our society, witnessing it right here.

29:28🔗 New Found Glory It's our fault.

29:29🔗 Adam Oh, my God. Where were these girls when we had that band in high school? Remember, Narthex, that hard rock? We had a pretty good edge to it. Yeah. There you go. We got rid of the banjo player six months in. How dare you? We went to that hard edge rock. Remember Narthex? Yeah.

29:51🔗 Drew We were asked to play at the Ice Festival.

29:53🔗 Adam Yeah. We played a Cal Jam in us. You had that bass that was shaped as an ax, that battle ax.

30:00🔗 It was pretty high.

30:01🔗 New Found Glory I bet you wore stonewashed jeans too.

30:03🔗 Adam Yeah. Pre-torn with the torn knees.

30:06🔗 Yeah.

30:06🔗 Adam I played a bell bottom. I played a Synthsonic drum. I mean, that's what was going on back then.

30:12🔗 All right.

30:12🔗 Adam Are we going to hear ourselves a song from New Found Glory?

30:15🔗 Drew Please.

30:16🔗 Adam You got something cute up there, Anderson. I see.

30:19🔗 Drew Yeah.

30:20🔗 Adam Is there a song on there that I'm-

30:21🔗 Drew They can't do it because there's a call on that little screen.

30:24🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Now, we can hear the song.

30:26🔗 Drew Go ahead. No, they can't tell you what the name is, so-

30:29🔗 Adam I see. I see. But it's going to be Hit or Miss, right? Right. Well, let's just hear the song. New Found Glory.

30:33🔗 Caller Guitar riff too. Listen to the guitar riff.

30:35🔗 Adam I will focus. Hit or Miss. Here it is. Well, there you go. New Found Glory, off the self-titled CD. And you know, I had that guitar that was missing from rock for a little while.

34:02🔗 Caller That little pick slide.

34:04🔗 Adam Yeah.

34:05🔗 Caller Is that the pick slide?

34:06🔗 Caller Right there.

34:07🔗 Caller Nice.

34:08🔗 Adam So that's, see, because I'm familiar with the slide guitar. I mean, that sort of bottle and that, you know, now this is Bonnie Ray, right? Scrooter stuff. But this is just that you do that with the pick.

34:19🔗 New Found Glory Yeah.

34:20🔗 Adam We need more of that.

34:21🔗 New Found Glory We got we got a lot of that on the record.

34:23🔗 Caller That's why we're here. We're here to bring it back.

34:24🔗 Adam Bring back that pick slide. All right. Drew, you ready to rock?

34:28🔗 Drew I'm ready.

34:29🔗 Adam I want to talk to this guy. I want to talk to Able down there.

34:32🔗 Drew Whatever you want.

34:33🔗 Adam I don't know if I believe him.

34:35🔗 Drew They're saying seven out there.

34:36🔗 Okay.

34:37🔗 Adam Chris? Yeah. You're 19?

34:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:40🔗 Adam What's up?

34:40🔗 Caller Hey, what's up, guys?

34:41🔗 Caller What's up, Chris?

34:42🔗 Caller What's up, man?

34:43🔗 Caller My question is lately when I've been masturbating when it comes time for me to have an orgasm come, I shoot blanks. And it's happened for a while.

34:53🔗 Adam Does it actually make a sound?

34:55🔗 Caller What's that?

34:56🔗 Adam Does it make a sound like a cap gun?

34:58🔗 Caller Like nothing comes out.

34:59🔗 Adam Oh, nothing comes out. I see. I see.

35:02🔗 Drew Isn't that how Bruce Lee Jr. got killed?

35:04🔗 Adam That's right.

35:05🔗 Caller Yeah, not like- That's not true.

35:08🔗 Adam See you in hell.

35:09🔗 Caller But it's happened before and it's starting to concern me a lot more.

35:11🔗 Drew What are you talking about, Chris? Wait, wait, wait.

35:13🔗 Adam Nothing's coming out, right?

35:16🔗 Caller Like I'm go- okay, basically I'm jacking off and I'm about to have an orgasm and I do, but I don't come.

35:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

35:26🔗 Drew no liquid comes out.

35:27🔗 Caller No liquid comes out. No gin.

35:29🔗 Caller That's not true.

35:30🔗 Caller Is this like an often, like do you masturbate a lot?

35:33🔗 New Found Glory Maybe you're doing it too much.

35:34🔗 Caller I mean, I kind of, I mean-

35:35🔗 Caller You're empty, dude.

35:36🔗 Caller On average, probably like four times a day.

35:39🔗 Drew Well, there you go. It could be empty.

35:40🔗 Adam That's a lot.

35:41🔗 Drew That's a lot.

35:42🔗 Caller Well, doesn't it take- it takes a while for your body to regenerate.

35:45🔗 Drew Chris, that's a lot. You could just be empty as these guys have put it. Are you on any medication?

35:50🔗 Caller Yeah. I have cystic fibrosis, but I don't think that'd do anything.

35:52🔗 Drew What medicine do you want?

35:54🔗 Caller Pancreas, empty stuff to help me digest my food.

35:57🔗 Drew Just pancreas and that's it?

35:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:59🔗 Drew You don't have anything?

36:01🔗 Caller Well, see, I was reading a maxim, and there's an article about how to be able to satisfy girls and last longer. It was saying to do peen-out exercises. And one of them was talking about when you're peeing, to stop peeing, using the muscles in your penis. Wait.

36:18🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

36:20🔗 New Found Glory Can you grow a few more inches by doing that?

36:22🔗 Caller What's that?

36:22🔗 New Found Glory Can you grow a few more inches by doing that?

36:24🔗 Adam I don't know.

36:25🔗 Drew Yeah, Chris, doing the Kegel exercise, because they're not going to make you not have an orgasm or not. Well, it might give you some control over your orgasm, but once you have it, it's not going to keep the semen from being ejected.

36:35🔗 Adam Why don't you see if you can cut down your masturbation to, let's say, 20, 25 times a week.

36:40🔗 Drew Especially with cystic fibrosis.

36:42🔗 Adam Let's see if we can cut it down.

36:44🔗 Drew With cystic fibrosis, there may be something about the way you produce semen, too, because you know the way you produce secretions.

36:50🔗 Adam That's like a smokeless cigarette, that penis that doesn't have the semen flying out. That's great for camping, fishing, taking in the RV. You know what I mean?

36:58🔗 Drew That's a totally portable penis now.

37:01🔗 Adam I can't jack off in the car because of that problem. Chris, no problem. I gotta take the Thomas guy and spread it out, pull pages out, scan him around the console.

37:11🔗 Drew It can also be a retrograde ejaculation. Retrograde ejaculation is where the semen goes back into the bladder.

37:18🔗 Caller Is that bad?

37:19🔗 Drew No, and medication does that, not uncommonly.

37:21🔗 Adam Yeah, that may be it.

37:23🔗 Caller Do you think by me masturbating too much could also cause it?

37:27🔗 Drew Yes.

37:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

37:28🔗 New Found Glory Why don't you join a band, man? And then you won't have time to do it that much.

37:31🔗 Caller Well, I need to.

37:32🔗 Adam Yeah. Guys in bands never do that.

37:34🔗 Caller My band's called Orange Fish.

37:36🔗 Adam They're called Orange Fish? What? Nice. Hey, Chris?

37:40🔗 Caller Yeah?

37:40🔗 Adam Call them Dry Pepe.

37:43🔗 Caller Dry Pepe?

37:44🔗 Adam Why don't you go see if you can make it two hours without masturbating, like take a nap or knock yourself out or something? Something else, yeah. And watch Schindler's List. And then-

37:55🔗 Caller I remember like a chronic masturbator.

37:57🔗 New Found Glory Like, I think I had a cold day.

37:58🔗 Adam Four times a day is pretty, it's pretty active.

38:01🔗 Drew Yeah.

38:02🔗 Adam Even, even for me.

38:02🔗 Drew But in Corolla's standard, yeah. Yeah.

38:05🔗 Adam So give it, I'd say give it a day, give it two days and I bet something comes out of there.

38:09🔗 Drew Nearly off the Corolla scale.

38:11🔗 Adam Four times?

38:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

38:13🔗 Adam I could have been counted on for 2.7 to 3.5 times a day in high school.

38:21🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. Depending on the season?

38:23🔗 Adam Yeah.

38:23🔗 New Found Glory Yeah, yeah. When it gets cold outside, it's... When you have time.

38:26🔗 Adam Well, see that's... Well, I didn't study or anything. I had time.

38:30🔗 New Found Glory That's why I say join a band. You have like...

38:32🔗 Adam Yeah, you get busy. But that's why our family moved out to LA. It's good Jackin weather. You know, we moved from Philadelphia. We had trouble Jackin off a few months out of the year. But my dad said, you know, he made a commitment to the family. He said there's good Jackin to be had in LA. We'll move out there where the climate is good. And, you know, my son can Jack off three or four times.

38:53🔗 Caller You don't have to worry about the dry skin and the trapping.

38:56🔗 Drew It's nice weather. You were living amongst the Quakers in Pennsylvania.

38:59🔗 Adam That's right.

38:59🔗 Drew Decided to move out for Jackin. Are we going to break?

39:02🔗 Adam Yeah, I think we are.

39:03🔗 Caller Hell yeah. All right.

39:04🔗 Adam We'll be back with New Found Glory after this. Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla. That'd be Dr. Drew over there. Cyrus and Jordan are both in here. Chad should be wandering in.

39:48🔗 Caller Chad's walking in right now.

39:49🔗 Adam Just a second. Here he comes.

39:51🔗 Caller And Chad wants to call in and ask a question.

39:54🔗 Caller That's right. Not only that, I think he was going to go practice to see if Chris was right about the shooting blanks and stuff like that.

40:00🔗 Adam New Found Glory is the name of the band tonight. It's also the name of the CD. Going to be out at Anaheim at the Tower Records tomorrow. Going on stage at 5. Signing at 3. So get there early if you want to get a good place in line and a good view for the band and all that good stuff. And going out on the Warped Tour and going out with Blink 182 this summer. Okay. Let's get back to the phones. We'll speak to Heather's 18. Heather?

40:25🔗 Caller Hi.

40:26🔗 Caller What's up?

40:27🔗 Caller My boyfriend wants to add another girl in our relationship.

40:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

40:31🔗 Caller All right.

40:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

40:32🔗 Caller That's a good man. Do you have a camera?

40:34🔗 Caller If I say yeah, does that mean I have lesbian tendencies?

40:37🔗 Drew No. It means you don't have a boyfriend anymore.

40:39🔗 Oh.

40:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

40:41🔗 Drew Well, good times.

40:42🔗 Adam But do you want to have lesbian tendencies?

40:44🔗 Caller No. I want to try it.

40:47🔗 Drew Do you want to have your boyfriend anymore?

40:48🔗 Caller No. I want to try another girl in my life.

40:51🔗 Drew You don't care if that screws up your relationship with your boyfriend?

40:53🔗 Caller Does it screw up your relationship?

40:54🔗 Drew It will.

40:54🔗 Caller It's just an awkward situation.

40:56🔗 Adam Where are you guys going anyway? You're not getting married, right?

40:59🔗 Caller No.

41:00🔗 Adam How old is this guy?

41:02🔗 Caller Well, he's 20.

41:03🔗 Adam Does he work construction or go to junior college?

41:05🔗 Caller No, he goes to UCSD.

41:08🔗 New Found Glory That's just weird.

41:09🔗 Adam We were just over there, weren't we?

41:11🔗 New Found Glory It seems like if you try it once, he's going to want to try it again and again with other girls.

41:15🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

41:15🔗 Adam Yeah, but you get to try it, and this is a good excuse for you to try it, right, Heather?

41:20🔗 New Found Glory I guess so, yeah.

41:21🔗 Drew Relationships don't survive threesomes.

41:23🔗 Adam All right, but let me ask this. You're curious about a woman, right?

41:27🔗 Drew Unless the people are totally effed up, then it's just fine.

41:30🔗 Adam Quiet down. Well, Heather, you may be just effed up enough for this thing to work. You like women. You're curious. You're curious.

41:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:40🔗 Adam A little curious. And in order for you to be... But you don't think of yourself as a lesbian.

41:46🔗 Caller No, I mean...

41:47🔗 Adam Right. And you wouldn't feel comfortable being with a woman alone.

41:50🔗 Caller No.

41:50🔗 Adam But yet you'd like to kind of experience a woman once, just to say you tried it, right?

41:55🔗 Caller Yeah, you only live once.

41:56🔗 Adam Right. Exactly. So you can have your boyfriend with you and then you can try in a kind of safe environment, but the problem is he ends up boning her too. And then you get mad. Are you prepared for that?

42:08🔗 Caller Um, sure.

42:10🔗 Adam Does he get to have sex with her?

42:12🔗 Caller Um, I don't...

42:13🔗 Drew Well, that's what he's going to do. And you better think about how that's going to feel.

42:16🔗 Adam Well, he's going to try. I mean, you got to lay down some ground rules. You don't think so?

42:21🔗 Drew Let's say she runs out of the room crying. Is he going to stop?

42:23🔗 Adam Well, when he's done...

42:24🔗 Caller Well, I'm not going to cry.

42:25🔗 Caller When he's done, girl.

42:26🔗 Adam What's that?

42:27🔗 Caller I'm not going to cry. I'm a big girl.

42:29🔗 Drew The point is, no matter how much fuss you make, the freight train is under way.

42:32🔗 Adam Is it okay for him to have sex with her?

42:36🔗 Caller I mean, I'm not married to him.

42:39🔗 Adam Is that part of his plan? I mean, you guys got to agree on this.

42:42🔗 No, no.

42:42🔗 Drew He's a total victim.

42:43🔗 Get two chicks in the same bed.

42:46🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, he's going to want to do her, and then you're going to get upset at him, right?

42:51🔗 Drew Look, she's suppressing her feelings. Well, it's okay. It's a free country.

42:55🔗 Adam Right.

42:55🔗 Drew She's rationalizing it. Please, Heather. What happened?

42:57🔗 New Found Glory He just wants to get with another girl.

43:00🔗 Adam Heather?

43:00🔗 Caller Yeah?

43:01🔗 Adam You got anything you want to tell us about?

43:03🔗 Caller What do you mean, tell you guys about?

43:05🔗 Adam I don't know. Drew, what do you think?

43:07🔗 Drew I'm tired of this line of- I'm sure it's there. I'm sure it's there.

43:11🔗 Adam Any abuse? Dan, alcoholic? Rape molestation? Any of that good stuff?

43:17🔗 Caller No.

43:18🔗 Adam No?

43:19🔗 Drew Nobody physically abused you?

43:20🔗 Caller No.

43:21🔗 New Found Glory You just want to try it out, right?

43:22🔗 Caller Yeah, I just want to- because, like, a couple of my friends tried it out, and they say it's fun, but they don't have boyfriends.

43:29🔗 New Found Glory Yeah, if you have a boyfriend, that would just be weird for me, as much as it sounds fun. It would just be weird. It's like, if you're with someone and that's your boyfriend, you're not going to want them to share their body, which is like yours, with anyone else. It's just kind of weird. And if he wants to do that, it just seems to me that it's like an excuse for him to hook up with another girl and not you.

43:48🔗 Drew That's exactly right. All right. Did you hear that?

43:50🔗 Adam You're not going to marry him anyway, so.

43:52🔗 New Found Glory So have fun.

43:53🔗 Adam You check it off the list.

43:54🔗 New Found Glory Have a great last night.

43:55🔗 Adam But it will bring up feelings.

43:58🔗 Caller You mean it will bring up feelings that I like girls?

44:01🔗 Adam Well, I already do kind of like girls.

44:03🔗 Drew But more that it's going to bring up feelings about your boyfriend and a lot of unpleasant feelings.

44:08🔗 New Found Glory You're going to start asking if she's better and then all that stuff starts and then you'll be arguing.

44:11🔗 Adam Oh, and he starts, yeah.

44:14🔗 Drew I get chaos from Heather.

44:15🔗 Adam I do too. All right, Heather, you don't want to tell us anything about your past? Nothing we should know?

44:21🔗 Caller I mean, no, there's like, I mean, there's nothing, nothing that's bad, like.

44:28🔗 Adam Okay.

44:29🔗 Caller I don't know.

44:29🔗 Adam All right, baby. Good times.

44:31🔗 Drew Enjoy.

44:32🔗 Caller I love you, Adam.

44:33🔗 Adam Love you?

44:34🔗 Caller Bye.

44:34🔗 Adam Hey, maybe I can be that third chick.

44:36🔗 Caller You want to be the third chick?

44:37🔗 Adam I'll shave my ass, put a wig on.

44:40🔗 Drew I love you, Adam. That's a threshold remark. Oh, boy. Who was she up to?

44:45🔗 Adam Well, uh...

44:47🔗 Drew Ian's putting through the glass. Tell her to do it.

44:49🔗 Adam Your boyfriend will be in for the surprise of his life. Yeah, I told her to do it, Ian. All right, let's talk to Able, who's 25. Able?

44:59🔗 Hey, how you guys doing? Good.

45:01🔗 Adam How are you doing?

45:02🔗 All right.

45:03🔗 Adam What's up?

45:05🔗 So now I'm... Well, I'm about 350 pounds.

45:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

45:10🔗 And my penis is about an inch and a half long.

45:14🔗 Adam Good times.

45:16🔗 Drew Of course, it may be sort of...

45:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Maybe it's like...

45:19🔗 Caller Optical illusion?

45:21🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean...

45:22🔗 Drew It's sucked in by the weight.

45:24🔗 Adam Right. All right. It could be a relative thing. Maybe you got 11 inch dork in a 9.5 inch belly.

45:32🔗 Drew So like iceberg.

45:32🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

45:33🔗 New Found Glory Ian has a small penis too anyway.

45:35🔗 Caller Hey, it's okay. I'm right there with him.

45:36🔗 New Found Glory It's ours too. It's a little leaner.

45:38🔗 Yeah.

45:38🔗 Adam Yeah. What else?

45:39🔗 I want to know if I get on a diet and I lose some of the weight, will I gain some size on it?

45:46🔗 Drew You probably will. Fat tissue tends to produce a ton of estrogen and that helps keep things small.

45:52🔗 Adam You ever see fat guys at the gym?

45:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:54🔗 Adam Always small dork. You notice that? It's like it's bad on bad, you know? And again, Satan's, one of Satan's moves, right?

46:04🔗 Drew Evidently.

46:05🔗 Adam God couldn't have planned that one. Hey, let's really torture fatty. Look at a small dork. What kind of plan is that?

46:11🔗 Drew Well, maybe that's just indicative of the whole system being estrogenized and so it's not such a bad thing for him. Imagine if he had high levels of testosterone and couldn't...

46:20🔗 Adam Oh, right. And he couldn't get laid.

46:22🔗 Drew Couldn't do anything with it.

46:23🔗 Adam Interesting. Abel?

46:24🔗 Yeah, so it's a chemical thing there?

46:27🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing. You got two things going against you. You have the actual weight around the penis, which is like putting sandbags up around your mailbox and then wondering why it's not sticking out so high, you know? I mean, you're building up the area...

46:43🔗 Drew A snow bag.

46:43🔗 Adam Yeah, you're building up the area around the phallus, so it's going to appear to be smaller. You got that, and you know, fat guys, they get pink cheeked and they get... They've become sort of woman-ass, right?

46:58🔗 Drew The adipose-producing estrogen is what that is. Right, it's a ton of estrogen.

47:02🔗 New Found Glory Are you worried because of like, as far as... I don't know, like you're just embarrassed about your size because of like showing it to someone like a girl or something as far as hooking up? Because girls care more... To me, girls care more about size and weight than penis size anyway.

47:16🔗 Drew Let's hope so.

47:17🔗 It's not really the size. You know, it's because I know how to please a lady. You know, I can use my tongue and all that. But it's just... I don't feel right, you know?

47:29🔗 Adam OK, well, listen, Able, here's the deal. You got to lose the weight. And if the penis pops out, the penis pops out. That's gravy. Either way you look at it, you're going to have to lose a good 100, 150 pounds, right?

47:41🔗 Caller That's right. All right.

47:43🔗 Adam So what are you going to do about that?

47:45🔗 Caller Well, I'm going to take them off. I'm going to take them off and we'll see what pops up. You know, hopefully. Sure.

47:50🔗 Caller Good. Excellent.

47:51🔗 New Found Glory You know what?

47:53🔗 Caller I think losing weight like in itself, even if it has no actual physical effects besides the weight loss, it's going to motivate you and it's going to keep your confidence up. Keep you healthy. You won't think about it as much.

48:03🔗 Adam But Able, let me give you the same warning I give to the women who dropped the weight. You're 350 now, right? That's right. You may lose 80 lbs and feel great. And you may decide to start sporting the cycling shorts at that point. But to the person that doesn't know you, you're still 5'8, 285, and not ready for the cycling shorts. There's nothing worse. Women do this all the time. I was 350, I dropped 100, now I'm 250. Put on a bikini. Come on with the spandex. And it's like, right, it's like, yeah, I've got the mid-drift thing going on with the halter top and the culottes. And you know what? You still got another 100 pounds to go. I'm glad you're making momentum, but not quite time to unleash it on society just yet. Right, Drew, as a doctor? Yeah, thanks. New Found Glory is here. We're going to take ourselves a break. Who else is coming in here? Ian and who? Ian and Steve. Ian and Steve are going to come in. We'll have a little New Found Glory changing in the garden. We'll be back after this.

49:04🔗 Caller Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

49:46🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Jimmy Presley will be in here, the really hot blonde from Jack and Jill and all those, like, pin-up magazines on Sunday.

49:56🔗 Caller That's what I'm saying.

49:57🔗 Adam Bill Maher will be in here on Monday. I think I'm doing PI on Thursday, but we'll check that with Bill when he comes in. A little Temptation Island reunion. Mighty Mighty Boss Tones, a good band, and Good Guys, real good guys, are going to be in here on Wednesday.

50:13🔗 Caller My giant.

50:14🔗 Adam And Jake Busey will be in here on Thursday. That's next week. New Found Glory is in here tonight. Cyrus is still with us.

50:21🔗 Caller But I'm the parental figure now, kind of watching out for him.

50:24🔗 Adam Give an eye on Steve and Ian, who have joined us now from the band. What's up? Doing a little round robin, if you will. Again, New Found Glory going to be out at Anaheim at the Tower Records tomorrow, signing and playing, all starting at three. So it's all free for that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's all free. Free at three. Sunny?

50:44🔗 Caller Hi.

50:45🔗 Adam Hey, you're 21.

50:46🔗 Caller What's up?

50:47🔗 Caller Not much. How you doing?

50:48🔗 Caller Good.

50:49🔗 Caller Good. First, I want to say hi to the guys, the New Found Glory.

50:52🔗 Caller Hello.

50:53🔗 Caller This is Sunny.

50:54🔗 Caller Oh, it's that Sunny.

50:55🔗 Caller Nice to see you. What's up?

50:58🔗 Caller Nothing.

50:58🔗 Caller Nothing. Hanging out. Good. Okay. My question is, as a girl, how will nipple piercing affect me in the future, like breastfeeding and stuff?

51:07🔗 Drew It can make it more difficult.

51:08🔗 Caller Really?

51:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

51:09🔗 Adam It can get hooked on your kid's retainer if you do it long enough, right?

51:13🔗 Caller But you should definitely pierce them both.

51:16🔗 Drew The people that work at these piercing institutions claim that it's still okay to breastfeed.

51:20🔗 Caller Yeah, that's what the guy told me.

51:21🔗 Drew But it makes it more difficult. It's already, you don't realize this, but it's already difficult enough to breastfeed. It's not something that happens very easily.

51:27🔗 Caller You can't like take out the piercing and like the baby get more milk that way?

51:30🔗 Caller No. Because the three holes thing.

51:31🔗 Drew Squirt out the sides?

51:32🔗 Caller No.

51:32🔗 Drew You have to take the piercing out, but it doesn't give more milk.

51:35🔗 Adam Will it come out the sides?

51:36🔗 Drew Yeah.

51:37🔗 Adam Will it just come out? It will come out of that hole.

51:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

51:40🔗 Caller Cool trick.

51:41🔗 Caller You make some money that way.

51:42🔗 Drew I like that.

51:43🔗 Caller I guess it would. That way if the baby is really thirsty, you get a little bit more milk.

51:46🔗 Caller That's what I was saying.

51:47🔗 Drew Don't get more milk, though.

51:48🔗 New Found Glory No. Same amount.

51:49🔗 Caller Also, I heard that like if you get your nipple pierced, it prevents swelling of your breast when you're pregnant.

51:54🔗 Drew Nonsense.

51:54🔗 Adam What is it? Like some kind of pressure relief?

51:56🔗 Drew Yeah. How the hell your breast fill with milk? If they don't swell, they don't get milk. They haven't gotten milk.

52:04🔗 Caller I'd be more than happy to hold your hands while you go and get them pierced.

52:07🔗 Caller I know. I have one done.

52:09🔗 Adam I was thinking of putting a drain in my balls so I wouldn't get blue balls.

52:12🔗 Caller Drew, does that work?

52:13🔗 Adam A runoff valve?

52:14🔗 Drew Go ahead. Enjoy.

52:16🔗 Adam It would be like a little waste gate like turbo cars have on it. Set the spring to a certain pressure. When the balls get to that pressure, it blows out. Yeah. Waste gate for your balls.

52:27🔗 New Found Glory Show me the back door.

52:29🔗 Caller Mark?

52:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:30🔗 Adam You're 20? Yeah.

52:32🔗 Caller How you doing?

52:32🔗 Adam What's up?

52:35🔗 Caller My girlfriend and I had unprotected sex today, actually, and it was the second day of her period.

52:40🔗 Drew Right.

52:41🔗 Caller I was wondering what the chances of her pregnancy were.

52:43🔗 Drew They're still there? They exist. You've got to get the morning after pill.

52:46🔗 Adam Well, but probably not.

52:48🔗 Drew Less than if it were two weeks into her period, but it's still possible.

52:51🔗 Caller Wear a condom.

52:52🔗 Caller That's what I was thinking. Also, she was interested in taking birth control pills.

52:56🔗 Drew Yeah.

52:57🔗 Caller She's told me that she's taken it before, but it gave her hormonal imbalances. She's just in the field night all the time. Do you recommend any particular kind?

53:06🔗 Drew Most people would either start with a triphasic pill or just a relatively low dose monophasic, like Ortho 135, something like that.

53:14🔗 Adam Hey, Mark.

53:14🔗 Caller Ortho 135?

53:15🔗 Drew I had to try the triphasic pills, Ortho 777.

53:19🔗 Adam Did you go down on her too?

53:21🔗 Caller No.

53:22🔗 Caller All right.

53:23🔗 Adam Just curious where your line is, buddy. That's all.

53:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:27🔗 Caller Thanks a lot for the answers. And, Dr. Drew, I really enjoyed you coming up for ConsColorado, CSU, a few months ago.

53:34🔗 Drew If you say so. No, actually, I do. That was a nice thing in the gym there. Yeah. Yeah, that was very nice. Great, beautiful school. Nice kids.

53:42🔗 With the Ortho dams.

53:43🔗 Caller Do you remember that?

53:44🔗 Drew The what?

53:44🔗 Caller Dental dams.

53:45🔗 Adam Dental dams. Yeah, those really took off. Yeah. Those dental dams. That's bigger than beta. I mean, of course that idea is not going to work. The thing where you just spread some latex over the infected area and then lick away.

53:59🔗 New Found Glory That's gross.

54:00🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like eating a pie through the Saran wrap.

54:05🔗 Caller Quite literally. Yeah, it really is.

54:06🔗 Adam What kind of plan is that?

54:09🔗 New Found Glory Just to get a little taste.

54:14🔗 Adam How do you say that?

54:15🔗 Drew Martian?

54:16🔗 Adam Martian.

54:17🔗 Caller Hello?

54:18🔗 Adam What's your name?

54:19🔗 Caller Martin.

54:19🔗 Adam Martin.

54:20🔗 Drew It says Martian.

54:22🔗 All right.

54:22🔗 Adam You're 18. What's up?

54:23🔗 Caller Oh, I was about to say hi to New Found Glory.

54:25🔗 I was wondering who wrote the songs for them.

54:28🔗 New Found Glory Well, we all basically write our songs together.

54:31🔗 Caller All right, because they're real catchy songs.

54:33🔗 New Found Glory Yeah, it's like a community thing.

54:36🔗 Who's this?

54:36🔗 Caller I'm not talking to you.

54:37🔗 New Found Glory You're talking to Steve.

54:38🔗 Caller Oh, hey, Steve.

54:38🔗 New Found Glory Is Ian there? What's up?

54:40🔗 Caller Is Ian there?

54:41🔗 New Found Glory Yeah, Ian's right here.

54:42🔗 Caller All right, Ian, you're pretty cool.

54:43🔗 Caller Hi, it's me, Steve.

54:46🔗 Caller He just squeezed Steve.

54:47🔗 New Found Glory He just said you're cool, Ian. Thank you.

54:49🔗 Caller I saw him hang out with Mike Durin at Warped Tour, so I watched him after Green Day.

54:52🔗 New Found Glory Oh, really?

54:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:54🔗 New Found Glory Mike Durin is Ian's idol.

54:56🔗 Caller Well, no, no, yeah.

54:57🔗 Caller One of them.

54:58🔗 New Found Glory One of them.

54:59🔗 Adam All right, Martin.

55:01🔗 Caller I was going to see you guys in Chicago. Is there any way I can meet you guys?

55:05🔗 Caller Just hang out during the show? Yeah, we always go out, walk out in the crowds.

55:07🔗 Adam We'll grow some boobs.

55:11🔗 Adam Yeah, they're going to be... When the hell are you guys going to be in Chicago?

55:14🔗 Caller That's the end of April, actually. It's like the 26th or something.

55:18🔗 Caller Yeah, me and my roommates are going.

55:19🔗 Caller Cool.

55:19🔗 Adam Right. 26th, they'll be in Chicago.

55:21🔗 Caller Yeah, we're doing like two and a half weeks in April. The last, it's the second half of April. It's us headlining with a couple other bands.

55:28🔗 Caller Bring some ladies with you. There's a very good chance you could meet us. All right.

55:31🔗 Caller Adam, you're my idol, too.

55:32🔗 Adam Thank you. I won't be in Chicago anytime soon.

55:35🔗 Caller But your band's playing there soon, right?

55:37🔗 Caller Northex.

55:38🔗 Adam Yeah. Northex Revisited, we're calling it. 15 years after.

55:42🔗 Drew Northex Reunion.

55:43🔗 Adam Northex Reunion.

55:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:45🔗 Adam We swore we'd never play together again.

55:47🔗 Caller But the banjo guy back in the band.

55:49🔗 Adam We're bringing him. We're bringing Stu back.

55:50🔗 Drew Yeah. We have special appearance.

55:52🔗 Adam Yeah. We're going to bring him out.

55:53🔗 Drew All right.

55:54🔗 Caller So let's say.

55:55🔗 Drew Hey, we did want to talk to you about the El Cajon shooting and people are.

55:58🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. We're doing a wonderful job of that.

56:00🔗 Drew I'm calling in, but if they're interested in talking about that.

56:01🔗 Adam There you go. I don't think that one ranked as big as some of the other. No, it's not that it's not a tragedy.

56:07🔗 Drew It just brings that issue back up to the surface.

56:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

56:10🔗 Caller Isn't it just one of those copycat things? Like I hate to see that. It's like any time there's a school shooting or something like that, there's always something that happens the next week.

56:17🔗 Drew And I'm not even sure this was that. This is more like some random act of violence.

56:20🔗 Adam But I do think these things, you know, it's weird because I don't think of it as a copycat thing. I just know that once someone does something, then it makes it possible for other people to do it.

56:32🔗 New Found Glory Right.

56:33🔗 Adam I always use this crampy example, but I really mean it. It's the same with skateboard tricks or anything. I mean, if you see what guys do on BMX bikes today and realize that people were riding those BMX bikes for the last 30 years and not doing anything, it took somebody to do a flip on it to make everyone else realize, hey, you can do a flip on one of those. And now everyone does a flip on one.

56:54🔗 New Found Glory Well, the thing that I don't understand is it's like they watch the TV and they see how it affects people and they see what happens and just people getting hurt. And then they go ahead and it keeps on happening. It's just crazy. What are kids thinking? What are kids growing up?

57:07🔗 Drew People that do that are usually kids that are, if they weren't turning that aggression outwardly, they'd kill themselves. This now becomes an option. I can kill myself or I can kill somebody else.

57:16🔗 Caller Yeah, or I can go out with a bang.

57:18🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like teen suicides are down, but school shootings are up.

57:22🔗 Drew It's the same basic feeling and impulse that gets the shooting.

57:25🔗 Caller And unfortunately, I think it all goes back to the press and just how big of a thing the media plays this out to be. And they show the kids that like, wow, you could be a superstar for 30 seconds, or 30 minutes and you may have to kill yourself in the end.

57:36🔗 Adam But you're bummed out if some other guy does a school shooting like two weeks after you did your school shooting, because you're off the map. I always feel bad, it's like when these celebrities that die and then some other bigger celebrity dies three days later, and then a year later you're going, is Jimmy Stewart still alive? I think he is. I don't know, but it's because some other dude died. Yeah, I don't know. There's some good examples. I think Robert Mitchum died, and then like Jimmy Stewart died like two days later. And it was like, we're done with Mitchum. Back to Jimmy, now we're on Jimmy Stewart, and he didn't get enough time. I'll tell you, Drew, when I go, I want you to plan some sort of moratorium on celebrities kicking off, so I can get as much as I can out of it. As a doctor, certainly you could do something about that, right?

58:22🔗 Drew We'll just bring the juggies out and that'll be enough. Yeah.

58:24🔗 New Found Glory You guys can live without each other.

58:26🔗 Adam That's right. Drew, you'll kill yourself some day.

58:29🔗 Drew Yeah, that's the first impulse I would have.

58:31🔗 Adam John? Yeah. You're 20. What's up?

58:34🔗 Yeah. I got a question for Adam and Dr. Drew and for New Found Glory. Beautiful. Which one do you guys want first?

58:40🔗 Adam Well, ask us and then ask the band.

58:43🔗 Caller All right.

58:43🔗 Adam and Dr. Drew, my nuts really stink.

58:48🔗 Caller Yikes.

58:49🔗 Adam Why don't you ask the band a question?

58:51🔗 Caller I think you should just wash down there.

58:53🔗 Caller Maybe a little soap will help.

58:54🔗 Caller Baby wipes.

58:54🔗 I mean, after I get out of the shower, they still stink.

58:57🔗 Adam Really?

58:58🔗 Drew What's the smell?

58:59🔗 It smells like typical nuts, but it's like multiplied by 10 or 20.

59:04🔗 Caller Do you wash your underwear? Do you wear the same pair of underwear every day? Is, you know, are you like clean hygiene or?

59:09🔗 I wash them. They get clean. I don't know how clean they get, but they get clean.

59:12🔗 Drew What do you do for a living?

59:13🔗 I'm a student, not junior college.

59:15🔗 Adam Okay. Here's what you need to do. You got to start dumping talc down your shorts before you leave the house. It's going to help.

59:22🔗 Drew He tried it, he said.

59:23🔗 Adam Well, it can't hurt.

59:24🔗 Caller I would just not wear boxer shorts and use the bath and body work. I don't wear boxer shorts. You don't smell like fruit.

59:28🔗 New Found Glory You don't wear boxers?

59:29🔗 I don't wear boxers.

59:30🔗 New Found Glory Have girls complain to you about it or what?

59:33🔗 No, my girlfriend doesn't mind.

59:34🔗 New Found Glory She doesn't even notice?

59:35🔗 Drew Are you a lot of hair?

59:38🔗 Yeah, I try to keep it trimmed, but.

59:40🔗 New Found Glory Yeah, you should try to keep it trimmed.

59:41🔗 Adam Trim that hair down a little, but I'm with Ian on the soap, which is somebody gave me in one of these like baskets after doing some TV show, one of these like clear, it's actually it's sort of translucent and it's kind of orange color.

59:56🔗 All right.

59:56🔗 Is it like a facial soap?

59:57🔗 Adam No, it looks like it, but that's not what it is. And somebody said, Oh my God, who gave you that soap? It was just sitting around my house for six months and they're going, it's the most amazing. And you use this stuff and your nuts smell like a garden. They really do. My nuts never smell better.

1:00:14🔗 Drew I don't even think about that.

1:00:14🔗 Adam It's called G, your sack smells terrific. No, go out and drop, you got to drop like six or eight bucks on it or something. Go to one of those Shishi Mall stores, where all the gay guys hang out, the cruiser. Go there and just drop yourself ten bucks on one of these bars of soap and make that your sack soap.

1:00:36🔗 Drew And if that doesn't work, it's bacteria usually that does this. And you might want to get some antibacterial soaps like Fizohex, something like that. Get control over the bacterial growth. Keep things dry. That's what the guys are telling you. That's another good thing. And the talc, I think talc with this guy, it would create like paper mache.

1:00:51🔗 Adam Plus with all that hair going on. The thing I like about talc is I can get three or four wearings out of a pair of underpants with them. It keeps them fresh.

1:01:01🔗 New Found Glory That's why you have Febreze.

1:01:02🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:01:04🔗 New Found Glory We just spray Febreze on our clothes on tour.

1:01:05🔗 Adam Right. It doesn't smell like a nut sack anymore.

1:01:08🔗 Caller Joey?

1:01:09🔗 Adam Yeah? You're 16? Oh, wait a minute. He had a question for New Found Glory, too. That's right. I got so caught up in his nut smell for that. Sorry, John? Yeah. I was lost in your sack. I'm sorry.

1:01:21🔗 Caller I understand. I get lost there, too.

1:01:23🔗 Adam Talk to the best.

1:01:24🔗 Caller All right.

1:01:25🔗 Caller New Found Glory, I have a question about your summer tour. It says on Lesson Jake's web page that you guys are going to be on tour with them in the early summer. I think you missed it.

1:01:36🔗 New Found Glory Yeah. We just did a tour with them, a month-long tour.

1:01:39🔗 Caller Really?

1:01:39🔗 New Found Glory We just finished a couple of days ago.

1:01:41🔗 Caller Huh. With Lesson Jake and the Impossibles?

1:01:42🔗 Caller No. Oh, you know what?

1:01:43🔗 New Found Glory That was last year.

1:01:44🔗 Caller That was last year.

1:01:45🔗 Caller That was last year?

1:01:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:46🔗 Caller What you need to do is go to newfoundglory.com without the A. The A is A newfoundglory.com.

1:01:51🔗 Caller That's an old... Just keep searching around the web and you'll find our newest tour dates.

1:01:56🔗 Caller All right. That's cool. And it says on your web page that there's a Chicago date on the 2nd of June. And the registration hasn't said anything about that. And I'm just kind of curious.

1:02:07🔗 Adam Well, that's the 26th, right?

1:02:09🔗 Caller Well, we are. Yeah. In Chicago, we're playing. It's confirmed on April 26th in the Metro.

1:02:14🔗 Caller It says on June 2nd.

1:02:15🔗 Caller It may not be confirmed yet.

1:02:17🔗 New Found Glory I'm not really sure about that.

1:02:18🔗 Drew Have you been to St. Louis at all?

1:02:19🔗 Caller Which is actually where he's going from.

1:02:21🔗 New Found Glory Oh, you're from St. Louis?

1:02:21🔗 Caller I'm actually in college somewhere in Missouri. Like, not really close to St. Louis.

1:02:25🔗 Adam Yeah. There's a...

1:02:26🔗 Caller From Chicago.

1:02:27🔗 Adam There's a June 2nd show they got for Q101, too.

1:02:32🔗 New Found Glory Yeah, that's right.

1:02:33🔗 Caller Just don't tell your friends yet. Wait till Q101 does.

1:02:35🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:02:36🔗 Caller Sorry.

1:02:37🔗 New Found Glory We just played in St. Louis a little while ago. We played at the Pageant. It was like two or three weeks ago.

1:02:40🔗 Caller With Les and Jake. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Are you guys going to be on a Warp Tour in St. Louis or Chicago?

1:02:46🔗 Caller I don't think so.

1:02:47🔗 New Found Glory I think we're just doing the West Coast. I think we're going to end up in Denver.

1:02:50🔗 Caller But you're going to be on the Blink Tour?

1:02:52🔗 Caller Yeah, and that should run close to there.

1:02:53🔗 Caller Awesome. That's cool.

1:02:54🔗 Drew Is there a reminder of your Mr. Elastic?

1:02:57🔗 Adam Rex Cobo, Mr. Elastic Scrotum, one of the greatest porn stars ever. A guy can pull a scrotum sack up over his head.

1:03:04🔗 New Found Glory Come up to us and talk to us when you see us.

1:03:07🔗 Caller All right, John. Yeah, we'll smell the sack.

1:03:10🔗 Drew You'll either smell like sack or, gee, your sack smells terrific.

1:03:15🔗 Adam I agree with Ian on that. Joey?

1:03:17🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:03:18🔗 Adam You're 16. What's up?

1:03:19🔗 Caller Yeah, well, OK, tonight, I was having sex with my girlfriend.

1:03:24🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:26🔗 It's not, it wasn't our first time.

1:03:28🔗 Caller And like, afterwards, she said it burned. She like complained about burning.

1:03:31🔗 Drew When you ejaculated?

1:03:33🔗 Caller I had a condom on, yeah.

1:03:34🔗 Drew I'm sorry. It burned when?

1:03:36🔗 Adam Afterward.

1:03:37🔗 Drew Afterward, it hurts when she pees?

1:03:39🔗 Caller No, it was just like after sex, like right after sex.

1:03:41🔗 Drew Her vagina was burning? Yeah. Does she have any sensitivity to latex?

1:03:46🔗 Caller I don't think so. I mean, it hadn't done anything before.

1:03:48🔗 Drew And you've been having sex with her for a while?

1:03:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:50🔗 Drew And did you guys go extra long or was it vigorous in some way?

1:03:54🔗 Caller No.

1:03:54🔗 Drew How long do you get?

1:03:55🔗 Adam You weren't proving a point, Joey. You know that prove a point thing you do like once every four years?

1:04:01🔗 New Found Glory Yeah. Just to revamp everything.

1:04:02🔗 Adam Fat, huh? Yeah, sure, he was fat, honey. Well, still. Man boobs? Yeah, you see. See, you like man boobs. Yeah, that's so funny now. You like pink hair. Pink hair, yeah. Talking troll doll? Yeah, that's so funny, is it? Yeah? Yeah, sometimes when we get, when we get that call a lot, right, Drew?

1:04:23🔗 Drew Yeah. Is she getting pack smears, pelvic exams? No. Yeah. You're sexually active, it's time for her to start doing that. So, you know.

1:04:32🔗 Adam It's all right with you though, Joey. You just wait out in the car, right?

1:04:35🔗 Drew It may be a sensitivity to the latex, so when we get that, may just be an irritation, a friction irritation.

1:04:39🔗 Caller Maybe you just did a really good job.

1:04:41🔗 Adam Yeah. It could have been. I mean, you go too long and too hard. That doesn't. Joey?

1:04:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:47🔗 Adam All right. Get her checked out. She's got to take care of that.

1:04:49🔗 Caller All right. Thanks.

1:04:50🔗 Adam Big girl now.

1:04:50🔗 New Found Glory All right.

1:04:51🔗 Adam Good times.

1:04:51🔗 Drew Hot baths in the meantime.

1:04:53🔗 Adam Really?

1:04:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:54🔗 New Found Glory Hot baths.

1:04:55🔗 Adam Does anyone take baths anymore?

1:04:57🔗 New Found Glory Yeah. Does anybody has time for baths?

1:04:59🔗 Drew If your tush or your vagina burns, you will take a hot bath.

1:05:02🔗 Adam It will? Yeah.

1:05:03🔗 Caller All right.

1:05:04🔗 Adam I look forward to that day when my ass is on fire and sitting in a tub.

1:05:08🔗 Caller David?

1:05:09🔗 Drew You don't have to do that when you get the magic toilet.

1:05:11🔗 Adam Yeah. I got a toilet seat that squirts me in the ass.

1:05:16🔗 Caller I've always wanted to try one of those. It's a good time.

1:05:17🔗 Caller I'd like to come over and try that out.

1:05:18🔗 Drew Is it heated?

1:05:19🔗 Adam Done and done.

1:05:19🔗 Drew Is it heated?

1:05:20🔗 Adam Yeah, it's heated. Wow.

1:05:22🔗 New Found Glory It cleans you after you're done? Basically, you just press a button and it just squirts up?

1:05:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, it's actually- You have a remote. It's a wireless remote. It's always funny because it has a picture of a seal on it, which I don't know if it's a seal of approval or-

1:05:35🔗 Drew Like a sea lion?

1:05:37🔗 Adam Yeah. A sea lion. I guess they had to pick a kind of aquatic animal that you'd be comfortable with around your ass or something. You wouldn't want to pick like a hammerhead shark or something. It might scare the kids.

1:05:48🔗 Caller Have you discovered the baby wipes yet? Baby wipes work really good.

1:05:51🔗 Adam Yeah. I hear those are good. My partner Jimmy stumbled on to the baby wipes. Then the problem was his wife left. They come in that plastic tub dispenser. She left the whole tub of them down in the downstairs bathroom, and he was wiping his ass with what he thought was baby wipes for a week, but his ass was on fire. Eventually, he's like, what the hell is this thing? It's killing me. It was a Mr. Clean tub wipe.

1:06:17🔗 Caller Ammonia.

1:06:18🔗 Adam Yeah, the guy had been wiping his ass with ammonia and rubbing alcohol. It was like, no wonder it was on fire. I love those stories though. My friend Ray once took one of those tux medicated pads and thought it was a stridex pad, wiped his face down with it. I brushed my teeth with Vagisil once. Drew, didn't you do something with Brille Creamer? Desitin.

1:06:37🔗 Caller I drank ammonia once when I was little. It's in a Crayola crayon cup. That's why I'm so normal now.

1:06:44🔗 Adam It's just funny when people ingest poisons by mistake. I mean, you have to admit it.

1:06:47🔗 Drew It's a very high humor.

1:06:49🔗 Adam All right. So the point is, is I got one of these toilet seats, shoots you right in the ass and it's great. I'll tell you the reason it's great is there's nothing worse than taking a nice hot shower, getting out of the shower and realize it. You got number two coming. You don't want to get back in the shower. You just cleaned up that part. Like I said, that part on me is like getting peanut butter out of a shag carpet. Once things get messy down there, it's very hard to get to it.

1:07:14🔗 New Found Glory And also when you want to be intimate with someone, you don't want to be smelling bad. So you're just going to go in the bathroom and just like press the button.

1:07:20🔗 Adam You pop down on there, you push that button and the seal pops up. Now the thing that's funny is when the seal has one ball in the air, like the sort of circus ball in the air, like it's bouncing on the seal's nose, that's light pressure. Two balls.

1:07:34🔗 Caller So this is like a shiatsu massage at the same time?

1:07:36🔗 Adam Three is hard, yeah. You really want a good goose and you put it on the three ball seal.

1:07:41🔗 Drew Is it the fine pointed?

1:07:43🔗 Adam It'll get you.

1:07:44🔗 Drew So this is like an enema.

1:07:46🔗 New Found Glory I think you need to cover shirt.

1:07:49🔗 Adam It'll work it up there. Yeah, it's good times. Josh, you're 16? Yeah. What's up?

1:07:58🔗 Caller Yeah, my girlfriend, she gives me oral sex. And like, she complained that, well, she never complained before, cause she's done it before. And she complained that it tastes really bad, the semen.

1:08:10🔗 Drew Are you on some antibiotics right now for that cold, you know, that nose thing you've got?

1:08:13🔗 Oh yeah, right now.

1:08:15🔗 Caller I'm on a Mocklin right now.

1:08:17🔗 Drew Don't you think it's possible that an antibiotic might be changing the taste?

1:08:21🔗 Caller I don't think so, because she said it before I was on the medicine.

1:08:24🔗 Drew Really? Are you sure?

1:08:26🔗 Adam Why? Is that, is the antibiotic going to make you think that?

1:08:27🔗 Drew Antibiotics can make funny tastes.

1:08:28🔗 New Found Glory It makes your pee green too sometimes.

1:08:30🔗 Drew Antibiotics can do funny things.

1:08:31🔗 Caller Just shoot it on our belly until you're off the medication.

1:08:33🔗 Drew He said, you're not on allergy medicines or anything like that.

1:08:36🔗 Caller No.

1:08:37🔗 Drew Nothing like that.

1:08:37🔗 Adam Nope.

1:08:38🔗 Drew Just suddenly it got bad.

1:08:39🔗 Adam No, but it tasted bad before the medication.

1:08:42🔗 Drew That's what he's claiming.

1:08:43🔗 New Found Glory I heard if you eat fruits and vegetables then it might taste better.

1:08:45🔗 Drew So they say.

1:08:46🔗 Adam Yeah, what about that? It's still not worth it though. Who cares?

1:08:50🔗 Caller I heard if you eat pineapple or something.

1:08:52🔗 Drew Pineapple yogurt, pineapple juice, we hear.

1:08:54🔗 Adam Well, why don't you try that? See what it does. All right.

1:08:57🔗 Drew Call us back. Hey, Lauren, we're going to get your number. You're going to test it out and we're going to call you back. All right. We're going to see if this works or not. Once and for all.

1:09:05🔗 New Found Glory Pineapple juice.

1:09:06🔗 Adam All right. Hey, you guys did that on this show. Years ago. I was listening to this show.

1:09:12🔗 Drew Years ago.

1:09:13🔗 Adam I know where I was.

1:09:14🔗 Drew 12 years ago.

1:09:15🔗 Adam No, it wasn't 12. It wasn't that long ago.

1:09:18🔗 Drew Oh, no. Yes, it was.

1:09:19🔗 Adam No, I remember.

1:09:21🔗 Drew It wasn't 12. 10?

1:09:23🔗 Adam It could have been 9. I'll give you 9. All right.

1:09:25🔗 New Found Glory Have you noticed that Ian took his shirt off?

1:09:27🔗 Adam Yeah. I'm all right with that, though. He's a good looking kid. I'm not gay, but he's a good looking kid.

1:09:33🔗 Drew But he really looks like one of those trolls.

1:09:35🔗 New Found Glory We all think he looks like a treasure troll. We just need to put a little diamond in his... That's why he rubbed his belly before we play.

1:09:40🔗 Caller You know what, though? No matter what anybody says, it's 190 pounds of pure pimp standing right over there.

1:09:45🔗 Adam That's right. Maybe 195. We'll take a little break, we'll be back with a new Found Glory after this.

1:10:25🔗 Caller Here we go.

1:10:26🔗 Adam It is the Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew. Over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. New Found Glory is the band. Chad is in here now with Steve and the shirtless Ian. Anyway, you got it, you flaunted. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. We will take ourselves a call and then we'll hear another song from New Found Glory, off of New Found Glory. Halima or is it Halina or Halima?

1:10:52🔗 Caller Halima.

1:10:53🔗 Adam Halima.

1:10:54🔗 Caller Yes.

1:10:54🔗 Adam What's up with you?

1:10:57🔗 Caller I think I'm addicted to porn.

1:10:59🔗 Adam Good times.

1:10:59🔗 Caller That's a very good thing.

1:11:02🔗 Caller Not exactly, but.

1:11:03🔗 Drew It's nice to watch four guys suddenly lean into the mic.

1:11:05🔗 Caller Really?

1:11:07🔗 Adam Ian's nipples perked up.

1:11:09🔗 Caller It sounds like we could be friends. We have something in common. My brother owns a porno company.

1:11:15🔗 Adam You have something not to talk about.

1:11:16🔗 Caller You're 18?

1:11:18🔗 Drew 23.

1:11:22🔗 Adam How much porn do you watch each day?

1:11:24🔗 Um, like three.

1:11:27🔗 New Found Glory Do you have, like, pay-per-view?

1:11:28🔗 Caller No.

1:11:29🔗 Caller I think I got you beat. I may be addicted to porn more than you are.

1:11:32🔗 Adam Beat is the operative word. What do you mean three hours, three porn movies?

1:11:38🔗 Caller Three porn movies.

1:11:39🔗 Adam Do you watch them straight through?

1:11:42🔗 Caller Yeah, most of the time.

1:11:43🔗 Adam You don't fast forward?

1:11:44🔗 Drew She's a female. She's got to watch the story.

1:11:46🔗 Caller I fast forward to the good parts.

1:11:47🔗 Adam Absolutely.

1:11:48🔗 Caller I'm into the whole DVD porn because you could just go right to the best scenes.

1:11:51🔗 Adam Oh my God. Not only that.

1:11:52🔗 Caller You can put it on a freeze frame too and it looks perfect.

1:11:55🔗 Adam Like that got backstage. It's like, hey, what do I got on craft service here? I got a nice spread there. It's good looking. I got M&Ms and bagels.

1:12:02🔗 Drew Didn't Jenna Jamison give you a CD?

1:12:04🔗 Adam Jenna Jamison, I said, if you give me a DVD porn, I will yank my penis off. I mean, this could really be the end of me and my penis because I'm this close to pulling it off just on the VCR.

1:12:17🔗 Caller I have a picture at home with me on my hand on Jenna Jamison's boob. Oh, really? $10 for it. That's Polaroid.

1:12:24🔗 Adam She sent over a DVD and a needle and thread and said, if you yank it off, then you just sew it right back on. That's a while.

1:12:32🔗 New Found Glory Do you have a boyfriend?

1:12:33🔗 Caller Yes.

1:12:34🔗 New Found Glory You do? What does he say about this?

1:12:36🔗 Caller He thinks I am.

1:12:37🔗 New Found Glory There's Jenna.

1:12:39🔗 Adam And you?

1:12:40🔗 Caller It's the autographed Jenna poster that's on my wall.

1:12:41🔗 Adam You carry it in your wallet.

1:12:43🔗 Caller Well, that's my fiancee with her poster in the background.

1:12:47🔗 Adam I see. You have your two girlfriends there. It's beautiful. Halima?

1:12:52🔗 Caller Yes.

1:12:52🔗 Adam Now, do you masturbate each time?

1:12:55🔗 Caller No.

1:12:56🔗 Adam You just watch it.

1:12:57🔗 Caller Well, sometimes I find my hand going down there.

1:12:59🔗 Adam Yeah. You're doing it right.

1:13:01🔗 New Found Glory So do you do it for educational purposes, maybe to please your boyfriend better?

1:13:05🔗 No.

1:13:06🔗 New Found Glory Really?

1:13:06🔗 Adam That's the movie I got on DVD. Hot Fliers, Hot Point or something?

1:13:10🔗 New Found Glory What was that?

1:13:11🔗 Adam, you'll be happy to know it started with Caboo 2.

1:13:14🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:13:15🔗 New Found Glory I have that movie, I think.

1:13:17🔗 Adam It's a good movie.

1:13:18🔗 Yeah, I had to look everywhere for it.

1:13:21🔗 Adam You listen to this part?

1:13:23🔗 Caller Yeah, I like that part.

1:13:25🔗 Adam Now, what scene is this? What's going on on this part of the movie?

1:13:30🔗 I think it starts where they're walking down the street.

1:13:33🔗 Adam That's right, in front of the school.

1:13:38🔗 New Found Glory They go back to the house and go in the pool. Yeah, I had to.

1:13:41🔗 Caller Oh, yes, he does.

1:13:42🔗 New Found Glory Very nice.

1:13:44🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:13:48🔗 New Found Glory I wonder who did the soundtrack.

1:13:50🔗 Adam Hey, Alima?

1:13:51🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:13:52🔗 Adam I'm going to give you another quick test. All right, turn that down, Anderson. Let me tell you. You tell me what scene this song is from, all right?

1:13:59🔗 Caller Okay.

1:13:59🔗 Adam Are you listening?

1:14:00🔗 Caller Oh, no.

1:14:01🔗 Caller Got to get it on, got to get it on.

1:14:04🔗 Caller Okay, I know the song.

1:14:04🔗 Caller Got to get it on, got to get it on, got to get it on, got to get it on.

1:14:13🔗 Caller I know the song.

1:14:13🔗 Caller How do you know the words?

1:14:15🔗 Caller That's the part.

1:14:16🔗 New Found Glory Isn't that the orgy when they're in the circle?

1:14:18🔗 Caller Yeah. Very good, Steve. How would you watch this to know the words?

1:14:23🔗 New Found Glory No, one of my friends gave it to me, and I just one night just watched it. It's just like the most addicting thing, seriously. And I just know all the words.

1:14:28🔗 Adam Why?

1:14:29🔗 New Found Glory Just all the girls in there are just really hot.

1:14:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14:31🔗 New Found Glory And then all the, it's just like, but the crazy thing about it, it's a family having incest.

1:14:35🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14:36🔗 New Found Glory It's really crazy. Good times.

1:14:38🔗 Caller What?

1:14:40🔗 New Found Glory All right.

1:14:40🔗 Adam So you know that's the orgy scene, right?

1:14:42🔗 Drew All right, Lima, let's focus here for a second, okay?

1:14:45🔗 New Found Glory Say that again?

1:14:46🔗 Drew Let's focus for a second. Are you okay in your relationships otherwise?

1:14:51🔗 Yeah, I think so.

1:14:51🔗 Drew Have you been sexually compulsive before in your life?

1:14:54🔗 No, I've only had sex once.

1:14:55🔗 Drew All right. Were you exposed to a lot of pornography or anything when you were growing up? No. Is this an activity you engage in with your boyfriend or by yourself?

1:15:04🔗 By myself.

1:15:05🔗 Drew So it's by yourself?

1:15:05🔗 Adam This is not masturbating.

1:15:07🔗 Drew Is it female?

1:15:09🔗 Adam Crazy.

1:15:10🔗 Drew Crazy. Is it interfering with your life, your ability to be productive?

1:15:14🔗 Caller Well, I spend money on it.

1:15:18🔗 Drew A lot?

1:15:20🔗 Caller Let's see.

1:15:22🔗 Caller $68 in the last two days.

1:15:25🔗 Drew It's a relatively recent thing, then. It's all of a sudden, it's got to come out. Maybe it's just something you're just sort of intrigued with and you sort of compulsively looking into. It's like picking a scab or something.

1:15:35🔗 Adam I don't know. Tell her to stop and let's put it aside.

1:15:37🔗 Caller I think if she rents them instead of buying them, you spend a lot less money and get a lot more of a variety.

1:15:43🔗 New Found Glory You can pick and choose.

1:15:44🔗 Drew Bring your boyfriend into this so it gets back into reality. You know what I'm saying? It's something you're doing in part of your relationship. It's not some sort of weird preoccupation you get.

1:15:53🔗 Adam All right there, Halima. Yeah, good times. And to me, watching a porn all the way through and not masturbating is watching, it's like watching one of those instructional videos that comes with a cell phone, but not owning the cell phone. Like what's wrong with your self-esteem? Like how much extra time do you have to watch an hour and a half worth of Junior banging his mom?

1:16:14🔗 Caller I only get like, I only got to watch about 30 seconds when I turn it on.

1:16:17🔗 Drew After 30 seconds, you just stop at that one part because this is where women and men diverge.

1:16:22🔗 Adam No kidding.

1:16:23🔗 Drew Very different systems.

1:16:25🔗 Adam That's how you know they're crazy. All right. We will hear something. I was about to call you guys. I don't know why I was thinking of System of a Down because John gave me, John from System of Down is the guy who gave me Taboo 2 after I was unable to find it for so many years. That's why they popped in my head. I have a copy. New Found Glory is here. Let's hear something from their self-titled CD. And this one is called, thank you, Drew, Sucker. New Found Glory, everyone. That was Sucker off of New Found Glory. Another good song from New Found Glory. And the band is here tonight. Yeah, I like New Found Glory. You guys are young. Oh my God. This is your fourth CD?

1:19:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:01🔗 Adam Everyone's like 2021.

1:20:03🔗 Caller I'm 23.

1:20:04🔗 New Found Glory I started touring in bands when I was in the eighth grade.

1:20:06🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:20:07🔗 Adam Really?

1:20:07🔗 New Found Glory Yeah. My first tour, I was 15. I was in the eighth grade. I did the whole US, like played out here and stuff.

1:20:12🔗 Adam Really?

1:20:12🔗 New Found Glory Yeah. All the other guys in the band were all older, but it was like a hardcore band and I could scream. In the beginning, they're like, we can't have a 15-year-old in our band. They're like, well, that's kind of cool. Because they were all like 25, 24, and I just joined the band and everyone came over and met my mom, and they all became friends with my mom, so my mom felt comfortable. They had a sign to be my legal guardian.

1:20:31🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:20:32🔗 New Found Glory So we've been, all of us have been playing in bands forever.

1:20:35🔗 Adam You got your band guys in there.

1:20:37🔗 Caller I used to be in a band called Fat Chicks and Spandex.

1:20:41🔗 Drew To me, it's like if a family of raccoons came up to my house and asked for my kids.

1:20:45🔗 Adam Could you sign this? No.

1:20:47🔗 New Found Glory I was different though. He actually had a really good screaming voice. There was like a hardcore music.

1:20:51🔗 Drew Oh, well then okay. Then I would have been fine.

1:20:55🔗 Adam What kind of music was it?

1:20:56🔗 New Found Glory It was hardcore. It was metal.

1:20:57🔗 Adam Just metal? Oh, really?

1:20:59🔗 New Found Glory Yeah.

1:20:59🔗 Adam What was the name of the band?

1:21:00🔗 New Found Glory It was called Shy Halood, the Sand Worn from Dune. That's what you know the movie Dune? Yeah. Well, the Sand Worn Shy Halood. That was where they got the name.

1:21:08🔗 Adam See, we were Narthex, man.

1:21:10🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:21:10🔗 Adam That was what was different. We're pretty heavy.

1:21:12🔗 New Found Glory Sounds like no effects a little bit.

1:21:14🔗 Drew Narthex was a skin cream in the 70s.

1:21:16🔗 New Found Glory I want to let you know that Ian, another band Ian used to be in is Fart with a PH.

1:21:19🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:21:20🔗 Caller I was in a band called Greasy Feces.

1:21:25🔗 Adam Fart with a PH is good.

1:21:26🔗 Caller Psychedelic smoke.

1:21:28🔗 Drew Greasy Feces is not bad.

1:21:29🔗 Adam That's good too. Yeah. But it's like Greasy Feces and the Turds. Greasy Feces would be the lead. Right. And the Turds, isn't that right?

1:21:41🔗 New Found Glory Ian would be the Greasy Feces and the rest of the guy would be the Turds.

1:21:44🔗 Adam Right. Courtney?

1:21:45🔗 Yeah.

1:21:46🔗 Adam You're 16?

1:21:47🔗 Caller Yep.

1:21:47🔗 Adam What's up?

1:21:48🔗 Caller Hey. Oh my gosh. I just want to say I love you guys. New Found Glory, you're my favorite band. Ian, I was at the show on Tuesday night. I was one of those girls talking to you and stuff at the MXPXO. Oh my gosh. You guys are the coolest. You were just outside hanging out with everyone. I couldn't believe it.

1:22:06🔗 New Found Glory I think that's what people like about us rather than other bands is we go out and talk to our fans and actually care what they think. We want, you know, when I grew up going to shows and stuff like that, I would always want to meet the band. I'd walk around for hours trying to see if I could find them.

1:22:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:20🔗 New Found Glory And we make ourselves known. We want to go out. We want to meet our fans. We don't want people to think that we're not like them.

1:22:25🔗 Caller That's still right.

1:22:27🔗 New Found Glory Half our fans are older than us anyway. Yeah. We still live with our parents.

1:22:33🔗 Caller So I wanted to know, like, what was your favorite band you've toured with so far?

1:22:37🔗 New Found Glory Lesson J? Probably Lesson J. Because this is like the second tour we did with them. And every day, it's just like, you know, we just hang out with them, like family, you know, we really get along with them very well.

1:22:47🔗 Caller Phoenix CX are very cool, too.

1:22:48🔗 New Found Glory Yeah. It's like every band we tour with. We want to tour with bands that we hang out with every day. Bands that we're friends with, you know what I'm saying? We hear horror stories all the time about bands that take bands on tour and they don't hang out and they're really weird and stuff like that and we're not all about that. When you're on tour, that's the only family you have is the other bands. So it's like you want to spend time with people.

1:23:06🔗 Caller I like to listen to you guys like two years now, like when you guys weren't like on the radio or anything. And it's so weird now. You guys are playing the radio and like everyone's heard of you.

1:23:13🔗 Caller It's so cool.

1:23:14🔗 New Found Glory Thank you for still supporting us.

1:23:16🔗 Adam You're welcome. You're going to go out to Tower Anaheim tomorrow?

1:23:18🔗 Caller I'm going to try to. High school. I'm going to try.

1:23:21🔗 Adam Well, cut school. Cut school.

1:23:23🔗 New Found Glory Go see a new found glory.

1:23:25🔗 Caller All right. Thank you so much.

1:23:27🔗 Adam We'll see you tomorrow. And David.

1:23:30🔗 Hello?

1:23:31🔗 Adam David, you're 17?

1:23:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:32🔗 Adam What's up?

1:23:33🔗 Caller Yeah, I have a question for Dr. Drew. About a month ago, my girlfriend stopped taking a pill. And we had unprotected sex a couple of times since then.

1:23:43🔗 Drew Why? Why'd you do that?

1:23:46🔗 Adam Well, he had a boner.

1:23:49🔗 Drew Why didn't you wear condom? Why didn't you stop the pill?

1:23:52🔗 Adam I see what you mean.

1:23:54🔗 Drew She what?

1:23:55🔗 Caller She just ran out and she didn't get back to go get any.

1:23:57🔗 Drew So how about wearing a condom in the meantime?

1:23:59🔗 Caller We just didn't have any.

1:24:00🔗 Adam Well, listen, he did it. He's 17. So what's the question now, David?

1:24:05🔗 Caller My question is, now she's about eight days late.

1:24:08🔗 Drew There you go.

1:24:09🔗 Caller On her period. And I was wondering, I mean, I'm not sure if it's wishful thinking or not, whether that being off the pill would throw her cycle off.

1:24:17🔗 Drew It can a little bit, but I think the higher probability is she's pregnant.

1:24:21🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:24:23🔗 Adam She can. Well, you're 17. It's time to settle down and have some kids.

1:24:27🔗 Drew Get a pregnancy, get over the counter pregnancy test and find out.

1:24:30🔗 Adam It's time. All right. You got to stay on it, though, David. It ain't going to go away.

1:24:36🔗 Caller Oh, I know.

1:24:37🔗 Adam All right.

1:24:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:39🔗 Adam All right. Now, what do you want? If she's pregnant, what do you want to do?

1:24:41🔗 New Found Glory Do you love her?

1:24:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:43🔗 Drew He's freaked out. Have you considered that it's a possibility that she's pregnant?

1:24:47🔗 Caller Have I considered it?

1:24:49🔗 Drew I mean, that's probably what you're dealing with here.

1:24:51🔗 Caller I've been considering it for about a since for the last four or five days.

1:24:57🔗 Drew Well, listen, here's planned parents phone number, okay? 1-800-230-PLAN.

1:25:05🔗 Caller 230-PLAN?

1:25:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:07🔗 Adam Call them up, go talk to them, get a test and all that stuff. All right?

1:25:11🔗 Caller Okay.

1:25:12🔗 Adam All right.

1:25:12🔗 Caller Thank you very much.

1:25:13🔗 Adam Take care of yourself.

1:25:13🔗 Drew Good luck.

1:25:14🔗 Caller Bye. Bye.

1:25:15🔗 Adam Let that be a lesson to all you young kids. This is what happens. Believe you me, I couldn't imagine having a kid at 17. Yeah. Well, I got a right mind. I pull my belt right out of my dungarees and put it on, put it tenure hide with it. Get a switch. Get a switch out from the field by the filling station.

1:25:37🔗 Drew Where's Ellie May from last night?

1:25:39🔗 Adam I don't know, Drew. I'm tired. We got to take a break.

1:25:42🔗 Drew All right. Let's do it.

1:25:43🔗 Adam We'll be back for New Found Glory after this.

1:25:52🔗 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:26:17🔗 Adam Hey, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That'd be Dr. Drew, the lying Dr. Drew over there. Oh, forget about that phone number. Jordan is now slid in here from The New Found Glory. You, Steven Ian, are still here. And we will hop back on the phones and see if we can't talk to a few more people before we got to wrap things up.

1:26:38🔗 Caller Jack? Good evening.

1:26:40🔗 Adam Good evening, Jack. You're 30. What's up?

1:26:43🔗 Caller The problem with me is that, well, I got married a year ago, but I've been living with my wife for five years. But at the same time, I had a friend for eight years on the side. We got into a fight. We didn't see each other for a year.

1:27:00🔗 Drew Who? You and your wife or you and your friend?

1:27:02🔗 Caller Me and my friend. So I didn't miss her. I didn't miss her for a year. But she came back into my life. I want some advice on how to get her out of my mind.

1:27:16🔗 Drew Do you have children with your wife?

1:27:18🔗 Caller Yes.

1:27:19🔗 Drew All right.

1:27:19🔗 Caller Yes, I do.

1:27:20🔗 Drew Dick brain.

1:27:21🔗 Adam Oh, true.

1:27:22🔗 Drew Get it together. Seriously.

1:27:24🔗 Adam How many kids do you have?

1:27:25🔗 Caller I have a daughter and one on the way.

1:27:29🔗 Adam I see. And if you listen to this show, Jack, you realize that the daughters of guys who are screwing around and carrying on or abandoning them, they're a mess their whole life. It really affects them. And there's none of that excuse of like, oh, she's five or she's nine or she's ten months. She seems fine.

1:27:49🔗 Drew She's so happy.

1:27:49🔗 Adam She's okay. Whatever it is, they know. And then they end up calling this show when they're teenagers because daddy wasn't around or daddy cheated on mommy. Now, they don't trust any man because daddy cheated on mommy. They'll call up and they'll go, you know, every guy date. I break things off with them after three months. Oh, after that. Yeah. Good sex. That's their specialty. But the point is, is you're really just shielding. The fact that she doesn't know about it doesn't matter.

1:28:20🔗 Caller No, but she went, the girl went to my house. That's how.

1:28:24🔗 Adam There you go.

1:28:25🔗 Caller Went to my house looking for me, so that's how, you know, I start thinking about her again.

1:28:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:28:29🔗 Caller Because I just want to get out of my mind.

1:28:31🔗 Adam Well, the way, I don't care if it's in your mind or not, you just don't, you can't get involved with her.

1:28:36🔗 Drew You don't act. You have two kids. You have a wife you're committed to, you've given an oath in front of God and everybody. And it is unacceptable to not protect your family.

1:28:47🔗 Adam I mean, unless you're in a band or you host a nationally syndicated radio show or work cable, you cannot carry on this way. Do you understand?

1:28:54🔗 New Found Glory Yes. All right.

1:28:56🔗 Adam On behalf of your kids there, Jack.

1:28:58🔗 New Found Glory On behalf of us.

1:28:58🔗 Caller Just stop talking to the lady altogether.

1:29:01🔗 Drew Absolutely.

1:29:02🔗 Adam And Jack, don't get weak. I mean, don't fool yourself and do that. Well, I'll just meet you for lunch or we'll have a drink. You know where that's going. You must jack off constantly. Do you understand? That's actually good advice.

1:29:14🔗 New Found Glory Don't give in to temptation.

1:29:15🔗 Caller Watch some porno with Jenna Jamison. You'll stop thinking about that other lady.

1:29:18🔗 Adam It does. It removes. You have no momentum. Jenna Jamison. Yeah. Hot point. Hot Flash? No. Hot point. Yeah.

1:29:27🔗 Caller Hot point.

1:29:28🔗 Adam That's the DVD I got.

1:29:30🔗 Drew I was thinking that you're probably the one that set those flowers, not even her after all.

1:29:34🔗 Adam No. Jenna has been on the show a few times.

1:29:39🔗 New Found Glory How cool is that? You're friends with Jenna.

1:29:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:29:41🔗 Caller How do you feel about that?

1:29:42🔗 Adam Well, you know, I'm happy about it. Drew's wife couldn't be more pissed off. Jenna sent, you want to know how pee-whipped Dr. Drew is over here. Jenna came in here one night and hung out. We had a nice time with her. I went to take a leak during a commercial. Jenna had a heart-to-heart with Dr. Drew, you know, family problems, the whole nine yards, using Drew as a confidant. The next night, she sends over a bunch of roses with a card for Dr. Drew that just says, hey, thanks for the talk. It meant a lot to me. Drew will not bring them home. And I told Drew, bring those flowers home. And he's like, no way. His wife's going to kick his ass. And I said, all you did was talk to her. You didn't do anything. And he's like, no way. She won't. She won't do it.

1:30:26🔗 Drew And Drew, she's still talking about that because you brought it up on the radio.

1:30:30🔗 Caller Well, I brought it up on the radio.

1:30:31🔗 Adam Yeah, sure.

1:30:32🔗 New Found Glory You're trying to get him in trouble, man. What's going on?

1:30:34🔗 Adam Well, the truth is for all, unless that has to do with me. That's my motto. But the point is, she's very threatened. That is P-whipped. Oh, what are you going to do? Run off with Janet Janssen?

1:30:42🔗 New Found Glory He's just being respectful. He knows his wife will get upset about it.

1:30:45🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:30:45🔗 New Found Glory He doesn't want to do anything to jeopardize that.

1:30:47🔗 Adam I know. But listen, Drew's wife gets upset over anything, and you got to train her, Drew. You got to start training her. I've told you that many times. You want me to train her? I'll take her for a weekend. She'll be a new woman when she comes back.

1:31:02🔗 Caller We'll get some free lessons too.

1:31:04🔗 Adam People think I'm kidding, but Drew, do I not work on your wife whenever I see her?

1:31:08🔗 Drew Yeah, you train people too. You've got your neighbors all scared of you.

1:31:11🔗 Adam Yeah, I train his patients. I grab the cell phone out of his hands and yell at some old lady to leave alone once. It's a great conversation. Mrs. Sheinberg, you must go to the hospital. No, no, not tomorrow, tonight. Well, no, I'm not in town. You have to go. You must go to the hospital. No, because it can't be treated at home.

1:31:31🔗 Caller They don't have the facilities.

1:31:33🔗 Adam After about 20 minutes of this in the back of a limo, I grab the cell phone. I listen to an old bag. You go to the hospital.

1:31:38🔗 New Found Glory Sounds like my grandma.

1:31:39🔗 Adam Come over there. You really need to go to the hospital. Steven! And Drew never yells at him. He keeps talking to him.

1:31:47🔗 Caller Steven!

1:31:48🔗 Adam Ernie?

1:31:48🔗 Caller I'd just like to add that Steve's mom has the same haircut as his dog.

1:31:52🔗 Adam Ernie? You're 14?

1:31:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:55🔗 Adam You're the youngest guy named Ernie in North America. What's up?

1:32:00🔗 Caller You had a question for New Found Glory?

1:32:01🔗 Adam Here it is.

1:32:03🔗 Caller Yeah. I want to know where you got your inspiration from.

1:32:07🔗 Caller Jenna Jamison.

1:32:09🔗 New Found Glory I think that we get our inspirations from anything, anywhere. Anything that we come in contact with inspires us. I think that, you know, being in relationships and being with different girls, I mean, actually all the records are basically about one one girlfriend that I had. You know, they're all real things that happen to me and real things that we believe in and stuff like that. It actually comes easy to me to write lyrics and stuff like that. I just sit down and just think about what happened today or think about something that's going on with my friends or something that I've been through in the past and stuff like that.

1:32:42🔗 Adam You know, it's a good question which is, do you sit down and write a song or do you lie in bed and go, oh, I got an idea for a song and get up and write it?

1:32:51🔗 New Found Glory Well, what happens, I usually will think of something and I'll write it down and I'll put it on a piece of paper and maybe keep it for later. What happens is we write the music first and then I'll sit down in my room and put it in my headphones and just zone out and think about everything that's going on and think about what I want to write about.

1:33:07🔗 Adam Right.

1:33:07🔗 New Found Glory You know what I'm saying? I sit down and I'm like, okay, everybody complains all our songs are about girls. I sit down and I'm like, okay, I wrote a song about a girl this time and it just happened, just comes out that way.

1:33:17🔗 Drew Another song about a girl.

1:33:19🔗 Adam Well, we had the same, people had the same beef with Narthex when we had porn.

1:33:23🔗 New Found Glory You guys could have stopped talking about beer, right?

1:33:25🔗 Adam We broke off. Yeah. We originally just sung about beer and then we started singing about loggers which turn out to just be beer.

1:33:32🔗 Caller We didn't know.

1:33:33🔗 Adam Then stouts and then ales. So we kind of branched out a little bit, but still in the beer family, right, Drew?

1:33:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:40🔗 New Found Glory We're friends with these kids, have a band called 12 Pack Attack. The only thing about is beer.

1:33:44🔗 Caller Well, that's good.

1:33:45🔗 Caller I hardly even know her.

1:33:48🔗 Caller I love that.

1:33:49🔗 Adam All right, Drew, where are you going here, buddy?

1:33:50🔗 Caller Break.

1:33:51🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:33:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:51🔗 Adam Really? All right, Ernie.

1:33:53🔗 Caller Yeah. I want to ask him another thing.

1:33:55🔗 Adam All right. Hurry.

1:33:56🔗 Caller Yeah. If I wrote to you guys, would you guys actually write back?

1:34:01🔗 Caller If you sent email to us, we would, but if you wrote a letter, most of the time we're gone so my dad usually replies to the letters and then says to email us. Handsome Don.

1:34:10🔗 New Found Glory Handsome Don is his dad's name.

1:34:11🔗 Caller Okay.

1:34:13🔗 New Found Glory We're just always on tour and we come home, we have thousands.

1:34:16🔗 Your best bet would be to email.

1:34:17🔗 New Found Glory Yeah, email is better.

1:34:18🔗 Adam Right.

1:34:18🔗 New Found Glory To check all the emails.

1:34:19🔗 Adam Who writes? Is there a 14-year-old in the country who writes a letter?

1:34:23🔗 Drew That's not an email.

1:34:24🔗 Adam That's not an email? A lot of them. Kids, do they email Santa now? Remember you write a letter to Santa like I want some roller skates and a guitar. What do you do? Do you email Santa?

1:34:34🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:34:35🔗 Adam Do your kids email Santa?

1:34:36🔗 Drew I think so. You don't know? They email now.

1:34:39🔗 Adam santayahoo.com santayahoo.com We'll take a break. We'll be back after this. Well, that is it. Another fantabulous week of Loveline in the ground, as they say. We thank Lisa and Sarah for doing a great job on the phones all week long. Lisa did a good job on the phones too. Producer Ann for doing a wonderful job. And of course, engineer Anderson. Oh man, am I tired.

1:35:39🔗 New Found Glory Want to thank Blank.

1:35:40🔗 Adam Lying around those potentiometers. You can't articulate yourself any better than that. I'm so tired. All right, Steve, give your website.

1:35:51🔗 New Found Glory www.newfoundglory.com and www.drivethroughrecords.com. New York's Bandits rules. You can go there and check out all the information on New Found Glory, order merchandise, or listen to samples of songs or whatever you want to do.

1:36:03🔗 Caller Or just masturbate to my picture.

1:36:05🔗 Adam And I want to thank New Found Glory for coming in here tonight.

1:36:08🔗 New Found Glory We want to thank you guys.

1:36:10🔗 Caller Thanks for having us.

1:36:11🔗 Adam It was our pleasure. So until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:36:15🔗 Caller Gotta get it on, gotta get it on. Gotta get it on, gotta get it on.

1:36:23🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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