Sunday, February 18, 2001

0:52🔗 KQBC, Seattle.

1:03🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:09🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:15🔗 Adam Yep, it is the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That allegedly is Dr. Drew over there in St. Louis. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4.

1:26🔗 No.

1:27🔗 Adam No. 840-40-5-1. Even with the time difference, you know that's not the fax number, don't you, Drew?

1:33🔗 Drew Absolutely not. That's correct.

1:35🔗 Adam Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight, he's been kind enough to take time out of his busy pimping schedule and join us here on his own show, Loveline.

1:46🔗 Drew Somebody cares about his affiliates, goes around and checks things out, develop relationships with people in these various towns.

1:52🔗 That's good, buddy.

1:54🔗 Woo, that's a good one.

1:56🔗 Adam That is good. That's funny.

1:57🔗 I got to get a scratch back here right there.

1:59🔗 Adam Develop, what did you call it, affiliate relations?

2:02🔗 Drew That's it.

2:03🔗 Adam Yeah. I know when I retell that joke tomorrow, it's not going to be as funny. I got to write this down. I said, seriously, what are you doing in St. Louis?

2:12🔗 Drew Speaking at Washington University.

2:14🔗 Adam I see. I see. All right, buddy. How did it go over there?

2:18🔗 Drew Excellent. And I'm here at the Union Station, just outside of that St. Louis.

2:22🔗 Adam How's the facilities over there?

2:24🔗 Drew Adam, I'm at 97.1 here, there's a new talk station. These facilities are spectacular.

2:30🔗 Adam Yeah.

2:30🔗 Drew I mean, it's embarrassing. How nice they are.

2:33🔗 Adam Yeah. It's funny, you know, LA is the second biggest market, but we really have a crappy studio here.

2:38🔗 Drew Listen, I just had this discussion with people here about not only radio, but also video satellite tours. You go to Nashville and it's just state of the art. Los Angeles?

2:49🔗 Adam Yeah. This place, it really, this whole building needs what you call like a mercy killing.

2:55🔗 Drew Yeah.

2:55🔗 Adam It's like a cancer patient that's been on an iron lung for too long. Someone's got to pull the plug on this Westwood 2 building over here and just demolish it. We'll work out of a trailer for a few months while they build the new facility. The new trailer will be nicer than this.

3:10🔗 Drew Radio Hospice.

3:11🔗 Adam That's right. That's what Westwood 2 needs over here. All right. Allegedly, we have a couple of girls from Gross Point coming in tonight, although I have not seen them in here yet. So they should show up. Also, Drew, you'll be glad to know that three of my biggest fans, and I would make the fourth actually, three have showed up tonight. The girls who wrote my name on their sneakers. I mean, they're really...

3:39🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that.

3:41🔗 Adam Yeah, you remember, you know, you ever see that footage of like, you know, Donny Osmond in the 70s or maybe Leif Garrett or one of these teen idols? It's like that, except for I just have three. I have a crowd of three women. They're like, they're crying, they're trembling. You'll be laughing your ass off. Anne was into it for about the first 10 seconds, and now she's had an ass full. It's out of control. It's out of mania over here, Drew.

4:10🔗 Drew You know, I might call an ambulance. I'm disturbed.

4:14🔗 Adam Yeah, we should really get child protective services involved here. None of you girls should go home to your homes. There has to be something wrong on the home front.

4:22🔗 Oh yeah.

4:23🔗 Adam Probably wholesale abuse, probably drug abuse, heroin abuse.

4:27🔗 It's effective.

4:28🔗 Adam They're shaking their heads. They're saying they're good. They're saying they're fine. All right. You know, I like people to like me, but then I get nervous. I don't trust them. Wow. They're beautiful young girls and I have my names on their on their sneakers. So they're good by me.

4:44🔗 Drew It's nerve-racking because sort of like how could they?

4:47🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. Thanks. Thanks for solidifying that thought though there, Drew. All right. So we're not going to talk about gross point yet because the girls aren't in here yet. I would be remiss if I didn't mention the man show tonight with the big corn episode. This is where we joined the band corn. This is a fantastic episode. I actually saw it on satellite earlier today. Fantastic drill.

5:11🔗 Drew Must have been moving.

5:12🔗 Adam Well, it's called gripping.

5:13🔗 Drew All right.

5:14🔗 Adam Must see. So where are we going here? Drew, you got control of the board over there?

5:17🔗 Drew I got control. Jim's up.

5:18🔗 Adam Jim, you're 27. What's up?

5:22🔗 Caller Hey, what's going on?

5:23🔗 Drew Oh, this is nice.

5:24🔗 Yeah. Are you there?

5:25🔗 Yes, we are.

5:26🔗 Caller Okay. Here's the deal. My wife is pregnant or we have three kids together and with our third kid, she had her tubes tied and she got pregnant again.

5:39🔗 Drew Oh boy.

5:40🔗 Caller It was a tubal. So when we had that one aborted, we had another tubal ligation done and now she's showing the symptoms that she's pregnant again. I'm wondering, is there anything like an infection or anything like that that could be a symptom of or make it seem to us that she's pregnant again?

5:58🔗 Drew What are the symptoms she's having?

6:00🔗 Caller She's starting to swell. She hasn't had her period.

6:07🔗 Adam What the hell kind of sperm are you pumping there, Jim? My God, you're going right through a cauterized piece of scar tissue. And rubber bands. And Drew, is this what happens if you have your tubes tied and you get pregnant? Is it always a tubal pregnancy at that point?

6:25🔗 Drew Not always, but you're at higher risk for that kind of thing. And now, again, definitely she's got to get checked out, Jim, definitely, right?

6:31🔗 Caller Okay, so do I just need to have mine pulled out completely?

6:34🔗 Drew Well, it sounds like, yeah, there should be a double whammy here.

6:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

6:37🔗 Drew She keeps recantilizing her. Your sperm is from hell and it just leaps frogs across the divide there.

6:43🔗 Adam Yeah, your balls should be buried in some well in Nevada. Some old nuclear test site or something. Yeah, that is quite a testament to Jim's manhood, wouldn't you say? Yeah, knock up a chick's head or tubes tied. Mary, or Marie.

7:00🔗 Yeah.

7:00🔗 Adam You're 15, what's up?

7:02🔗 Caller Yeah, I like older men like a lot. I have fantasies about them, like having sex. And I've had this in sixth grade.

7:11🔗 Adam Yeah.

7:12🔗 And...

7:13🔗 Adam How old?

7:15🔗 Like 30 and above.

7:17🔗 Drew She's 15.

7:18🔗 Caller Nice.

7:19🔗 All right.

7:20🔗 Caller Yeah. I know it's really weird.

7:21🔗 Adam You ever been with an older guy?

7:23🔗 Yeah. Once, a few months, a couple months ago.

7:27🔗 Adam How old?

7:27🔗 I went out with him for...

7:28🔗 Caller He was 30. I went out with him for a month.

7:31🔗 And on New Year's Eve, he broke up.

7:33🔗 Adam Yeah.

7:34🔗 Drew He was 30?

7:35🔗 And now I...

7:36🔗 Adam Did he know how old you were?

7:38🔗 Caller Well, he thought I was 16.

7:40🔗 Yeah.

7:40🔗 Drew I understood that you were 16.

7:41🔗 Oh, yeah. Yeah.

7:42🔗 Adam Well, I know how it is. You break up on New Year's. I've done that many times. Each year, one of my resolutions is, no more statutory rape.

7:52🔗 Drew Plus, she's getting a little old for him, too.

7:53🔗 Adam Quit smoking, ease up on the booze and stop raping the teenagers. I say it. Every year, I say that. I never fall through.

8:00🔗 Drew Did you have sex with the guy?

8:04🔗 Huh?

8:04🔗 Drew Did you have sex with this guy?

8:06🔗 Adam With this jerk?

8:06🔗 No. Well...

8:08🔗 Adam All right.

8:08🔗 Drew Go ahead. Although, from Adam's point of view, that's even worse.

8:12🔗 Adam That makes him even more flawed. It's a different kind of flawed, but it's even a deeper flaw, in my opinion.

8:17🔗 Drew It's not as damaging to Marie. But listen, Marie, just any guy... What you don't understand is that any guy that would date you is disturbed. It's not so much that it's abnormal for you to have fantasies.

8:27🔗 Adam Well, no. Any old guy. Any old guy.

8:29🔗 Drew No, that's what I mean. I mean, any guy that she is fantasizing about in his 30s is flawed if he responds to that. To have the fantasies are one thing, but the guys that would respond to that are... When you're 20, you'll look at that and just absolutely cringe. You'll freak out.

8:46🔗 Adam Where's your dad, Marie?

8:48🔗 Caller He's at my house.

8:49🔗 Adam Is he a good guy?

8:50🔗 Caller Yeah, he's great.

8:52🔗 Adam Why do you think you have this attraction for older men?

8:55🔗 I honestly don't know.

8:57🔗 Drew Was he gone a lot when you were little?

8:59🔗 No, he was great.

9:01🔗 Caller He took me places.

9:02🔗 Yeah.

9:05🔗 Yeah, he's great.

9:06🔗 Adam Well, listen, you have this fantasy. You haven't had sex with any old guys yet, right?

9:11🔗 Caller Well, I've kissed him.

9:13🔗 Adam All right, but all right. So have the fantasy and don't act on it.

9:18🔗 Caller Okay.

9:19🔗 Oh, don't.

9:20🔗 Adam I had this fantasy about getting laid when I was in high school. Right. Thank God. I never acted on it.

9:26🔗 Caller Yes.

9:26🔗 Adam Go ahead, Marie.

9:27🔗 Caller My friend, she loved you. Here, can she love you?

9:31🔗 Adam No, not as much as the three that are here.

9:33🔗 Caller No, she loved you more than that.

9:36🔗 Adam How dare you attempt to taint the love of the three fans that have showed up tonight by putting on some floozy who loves me more? I don't believe it for a second.

9:45🔗 Caller I love Dr. Drew.

9:47🔗 Adam Well, now I know there's a problem. Listen, I could fill your friend's love of me into a thimble, whereas the love of the three girls that have showed up tonight and could not fill into the Atlantic Ocean would not. The pit that was formerly known as the Atlantic Ocean would not hold their love. Is that right, ladies? Yes, it is.

10:05🔗 Caller Look at that.

10:06🔗 Adam This is great.

10:07🔗 Caller Can she talk to you?

10:08🔗 Adam Yes, very quickly, though. I don't want to upset the three. Yes.

10:12🔗 Caller Adam, I love you.

10:14🔗 Adam I love you, but it's a different kind of love.

10:16🔗 Caller I have your name all over my shoe, and I have you on my math notebook.

10:20🔗 Drew That's with the shoe thing.

10:22🔗 Adam Yeah.

10:22🔗 Drew That's with the shoe.

10:23🔗 Adam Well, we have notebooks over here.

10:25🔗 Caller Yeah, and my friend says you're an Italian pimp. She loves you.

10:28🔗 Adam That's right. Often mistaken for Jewish because of my sense of humor.

10:32🔗 Caller Yeah, but we know you're not Jewish, Adam, because we love you.

10:34🔗 Adam Yeah, there's nothing wrong with the Jews. Don't get them wrong.

10:37🔗 Caller Yeah, we have a Jewish pimp too.

10:39🔗 Adam Fine.

10:40🔗 Drew That's nice.

10:41🔗 Adam There's Mordecai in the pimp.

10:43🔗 Caller All right. All right.

10:44🔗 Adam Thank you there, Lacey. You know, Drew, you know what's funny?

10:47🔗 Drew Whenever I did... Nothing about what I just heard, but go ahead.

10:49🔗 Adam No, whenever I... You know, all the years I did construction, no one thought I was Jewish. They always knew I was Italian because what Jew in his right mind would be schlepping under a building, you know what I'm saying? Now that I'm doing comedy, I'm Jewish.

11:03🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, listen, your construction, Jew doesn't even occur to them, right? That's not even the list of possible...

11:08🔗 Adam Most of the guys on the site don't know what that is.

11:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:13🔗 Adam Jew, Jew, let me think. Oh, Jew, Jew. You mean that candy? Jew, Jew B? Jew, Jew something? All right. Where are we here, Drew? Are you going to take another call?

11:22🔗 Drew My computer just screwed up on me.

11:23🔗 Adam Oh, all right. Well, then I'll forge ahead here and we'll speak to Stacey, who's 22. Stacey?

11:29🔗 Hi.

11:29🔗 Adam What's up?

11:30🔗 I have a friend and she's really promiscuous.

11:33🔗 She sleeps around a lot.

11:34🔗 And I want to know how to intervene without, like, preaching to her.

11:38🔗 Drew Well, I understand. How else are you going to get her attention without talking to her about what she's doing?

11:45🔗 Well, I want to talk to her about it.

11:47🔗 I just don't want to...

11:48🔗 Adam What's she doing?

11:50🔗 She just sleeps around a lot.

11:51🔗 Adam How much?

11:53🔗 Like, she goes to the bar and meets a guy.

11:55🔗 And she lives with me, too.

11:57🔗 Drew Are you jealous?

11:58🔗 No.

11:59🔗 Drew Alright, here's the deal. Here's the deal. You must get her to understand the reality of what she's doing. Your job is to keep confronting her with the reality. I see it. What you're doing disturbs me because... Don't be a preach. You just tell her that I'm worried about you. Here's what I see happening. Here's how I experience it. And ultimately, if she doesn't change her behaviors, and if you really want to help her change, you're going to have to be willing to leave her. Because people who get involved in compulsive, self-destructive behaviors stay very steep in denial. And the only way you can break through that is by saying, look, I can't stand to see this anymore. If this continues, I'm going to have to leave this relationship. You don't support the problem, but go ahead and support the recovery. So if she starts making change, then say, I'll be happy to be back in your life. But as long as you're going down this slope you're on, I can't participate.

12:47🔗 Adam And then call her a bitch. Hey, Stacey.

12:50🔗 Drew But loss is often times the only thing that gets people's attention.

12:54🔗 Adam Ah, the chicks are having a little fun. Stacey's married, right, Stacey?

12:58🔗 Yeah.

12:58🔗 Adam What are you living with this girl for if you're married?

13:02🔗 She didn't have a place to go.

13:03🔗 Her mother kicked her out.

13:05🔗 Adam So she's living with you and your husband?

13:07🔗 Yeah.

13:07🔗 Adam And, oh, that's always bad times.

13:10🔗 Drew Well, why'd her mom kick her out?

13:12🔗 They just got in an argument. Her mother has three other kids.

13:17🔗 Drew It was kind of sexual acting out. It's clearly something going on. I mean, mom may have been abusive or she may be bipolar. She may be an addict, your friend. I mean, who knows what's going on? If you really want to help her, maybe get her some.

13:27🔗 Well, I know her family situation.

13:29🔗 It's not a disaster.

13:30🔗 Yeah. Her parents were divorced and then remarried and they were into coke. And there you go.

13:36🔗 She saw him drinking and doing everything.

13:38🔗 Drew So yeah, she has the gene herself.

13:40🔗 Adam Hey, Stacey, see if you can lead her to a little help. All right.

13:43🔗 Okay.

13:44🔗 Adam All right. See, I sound like a good friend. You're not just a fat, married and jealous, are you?

13:49🔗 No, no, I'm not jealous.

13:53🔗 Adam Just fat and married. No, okay. I get process of elimination. Stacey, you're a good, you're a good friend. Lead her to some help. She's going to need a little therapy and maybe a little alidon or something like that.

14:04🔗 Drew No, no, no, 12 step. Sounds like she's really mad at herself.

14:07🔗 She told me she's been through that, but.

14:09🔗 Drew Yeah, you don't, you don't be through it. That's a lifelong process. That's right. She must be continuing to stay connected with the sponsor.

14:15🔗 Adam That's right. It's like me with my sobriety. Every day. Every day I have another drink. I went to Kathy Griffin's wedding today.

14:24🔗 Drew How was it?

14:24🔗 Adam She's going to be having a drink.

14:26🔗 Drew Yeah, but it was nice, huh?

14:27🔗 Adam Yeah, it was good times. A nice gift basket.

14:30🔗 Drew Did you get on Extra and all that stuff?

14:32🔗 Adam No, you know me. People magazine was there, I guess, and Extra and some other news organizations like that. And I hid. And Kathy's so funny. It's like I'm at her wedding and she grabbed me and she's going, Did you talk to Extra? No, no, no. Oh, you haven't talked to Extra? I was like, how many weddings you go to where you speak to a news crew? And then what do you say? You know, you always say something stupid. And they're not going to use me anyway.

15:00🔗 Drew Right.

15:00🔗 Adam I mean, they had real celebrities there. Right. So, I just hid. Anyway, it was a good time.

15:06🔗 Drew Good instinct.

15:07🔗 Adam Yeah, good instinct. Thank you. Kathleen?

15:10🔗 Oh, hi.

15:11🔗 Adam You're 14. What's up?

15:13🔗 Caller Well, I want to say that I love the both of you.

15:15🔗 Adam Thank you.

15:16🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm really nervous. It's my first time calling.

15:20🔗 Adam Is my name on your shoes?

15:22🔗 Caller No.

15:22🔗 Adam Well, I'm sorry. I don't have time for you.

15:24🔗 Drew That is such a disappointment for you.

15:26🔗 Adam I only put her on hole. Yes, I won't talk to her anymore. I'll only talk to people have my name on their shoes.

15:31🔗 Drew No, she's back.

15:33🔗 Adam Oh, really? Oh, she is Kathleen. We do. All right.

15:38🔗 I'm sorry.

15:38🔗 Adam That's all right. Thank you.

15:41🔗 Drew No, no, please. Don't worry.

15:42🔗 Thank you.

15:42🔗 Drew Not mine.

15:43🔗 Caller Okay.

15:45🔗 Go ahead.

15:45🔗 Caller Okay.

15:47🔗 My problem is, like, I think.

15:49🔗 Caller Well, I think I don't know. I like lie all the time to my friends about, like, really stupid things, like all the time.

15:57🔗 Drew Give us an example.

15:58🔗 Caller Well, like, I'll lie about knowing somebody and having talked to them about something or, like, about things that have happened in my life. You know, like one, like, I don't know, like, oh, well, I can't think of.

16:15🔗 All right.

16:15🔗 Adam Well, let me jump in because, Drew, we talk to these people quite a bit.

16:19🔗 Yeah, yeah.

16:19🔗 Adam It's never anything specific. I mean, they never have examples. Well, it's, it's always sort of, it's nickel and dime stuff.

16:26🔗 Drew Their esteem is so low that they need some way to try to feel better about themselves when they initiate them.

16:31🔗 Adam It's not even real. It's not even really grandiose lying either.

16:34🔗 Drew No, no, no.

16:35🔗 Adam It's just kind of BS lying.

16:37🔗 Drew It's like exaggeration.

16:39🔗 Adam Right, Kathleen?

16:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:41🔗 Adam I mean, you never said you're, you know, part of any Olympic team or.

16:44🔗 Caller Oh, no. You know, it's about really stupid things.

16:48🔗 Right. Right.

16:49🔗 Adam Well, so if it's if it's sort of nonsense, why don't you just drop it?

16:54🔗 Caller Well, I don't know, like, why. Like, I think about it a lot, like why I do this. And I just like I want to know if there's something wrong with me. And I just can't bring myself to stop.

17:04🔗 Adam Well, what about what about the the control issue? In a way of having control over somebody, if you think about it.

17:11🔗 Drew Yeah, but it's really an esteem issue. It's I don't feel adequate in the moment. So I just blurt out something that makes me feel slightly better. Also, sometimes people learn this behavior, too. It was your mom or dad real dramatic or exaggerate a lot?

17:26🔗 Caller Uh, well, what do you mean?

17:28🔗 Drew I don't know. Is there anything anything about them we should know?

17:30🔗 Adam Your dad a blowhard? Well, what's your dad do for a living? We'll figure out if he lies.

17:35🔗 Caller He's an FBI agent.

17:37🔗 Liar.

17:38🔗 Caller I am not lying.

17:39🔗 Adam He's a liar.

17:41🔗 Caller No, he he's really controlling, actually. And he he's not very nice to my mom.

17:48🔗 I mean, I don't beat her anything.

17:50🔗 Caller And he doesn't live with us right now. He works somewhere else.

17:53🔗 Drew But I just order Kathleen.

17:55🔗 Caller Sorry.

17:56🔗 Drew Any food issues for you?

17:59🔗 Caller Um, yeah.

18:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

18:01🔗 Drew This is eating disorder stuff.

18:03🔗 Adam All right. What should she do?

18:05🔗 Drew How bad is your eating disorder?

18:07🔗 Caller Um, well, actually, well, I don't really have it anymore. But like a few years ago, um, I used to throw up everything I ate and stuff.

18:18🔗 Drew Yeah, it's not good.

18:19🔗 Adam I throw up all the booze I drink.

18:21🔗 Drew Did you?

18:23🔗 Caller Well, I have a lot of other habits, too, actually.

18:26🔗 Drew Like what?

18:26🔗 Caller Like I pull my hair out and like I pick at my skin and stuff.

18:30🔗 Drew All right. Have you been treated for any of this?

18:32🔗 Caller No.

18:34🔗 Drew All right. So you have an eating disorder and maybe some obsessive compulsiveness. And part of it being obsessive compulsive is having intrusive thoughts and having compulsive behaviors that you can't control. And part of that may be these sort of little lines that you, that you blurred out. And certainly the eating disorder needs treatment and all of that will focus on self-esteem and help you with the biology of being obsessive compulsive. So please get some help with this. This is pretty serious.

18:56🔗 Adam All right. So what is she supposed to do?

18:59🔗 Drew Well, tell, she got to start with her. I'm sure that's a lie.

19:01🔗 Adam Do they have a liar's anonymous?

19:03🔗 Drew They actually do, but I don't, you know, that's not, she needs her eating disorder treated.

19:06🔗 Adam That's just like filling the punch line with the liar's anonymous.

19:11🔗 Caller Really?

19:12🔗 Adam Well, I mean, they have a gambler's anonymous.

19:15🔗 Drew Yeah, but that is a destructive behavior. That happens progressively.

19:19🔗 Caller All right.

19:19🔗 Drew But lying isn't a progressive thing.

19:21🔗 Adam Yeah, I feel really bad because, you know, what, Drew, you want to take a guess as to what I'm wearing tonight?

19:26🔗 Drew Um, Anne's Abercrombie pants.

19:29🔗 Adam Uh, what, is there a camera in the studio? I'm wearing a shirt you haven't seen in a little while. I'm really busted it out this season.

19:39🔗 Drew A gray, like gray...

19:41🔗 Oh, no.

19:42🔗 Adam Drew, you called my outfit the West Virginia shirt.

19:46🔗 Drew Yeah, I was going to say school shirt, the gray shirt with Anne's pants and then a work shirt over that.

19:50🔗 Adam No, no work shirts. I was in too big a rush.

19:52🔗 Drew Okay.

19:53🔗 Adam All right.

19:54🔗 Drew But there's paint now on the amber-crumpy pants.

19:56🔗 Adam No, how dare you? I've not painted since Anne gave me these pants. And if I did, I'd put on fishing waiters. I would not chance wearing Anne's pajamas in front of paint. All right there, buddy. Geez, Drew guessed my outfit. Anyway, the point was is I wish I knew my number one fans were coming in tonight. It would have dressed a little nicer. Damien, you're 24. What's up?

20:22🔗 Caller Well, I've dated this girl for about two years and everything was great. And one day she said, you know, I don't want to see you anymore. You know, this was about almost a year ago and I'm still finding it very hard to get over her.

20:38🔗 Drew Are you still in a relationship with her? Do you have a friend?

20:40🔗 Caller No, I haven't seen her in almost a year.

20:43🔗 Adam You masturbate to her excessively?

20:46🔗 Huh?

20:48🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. How often?

20:51🔗 Caller How often?

20:52🔗 Yeah, like every day?

20:54🔗 Caller Pretty much. Yeah.

20:55🔗 Adam You get that weird vengeance whack going.

20:59🔗 Drew They call that the Venge Whack. Venge Whack.

21:01🔗 Adam The VW. Oh, yes. Done it many times myself. I do it from time to time like this.

21:08🔗 Caller Surprised myself.

21:09🔗 Drew But then you would obsess about going over there and trying to retrieve your baseball mitt.

21:13🔗 Adam I would have made an excuse. How come you're not trying to win her back feverishly?

21:19🔗 Caller I don't know. I mean, I tried talking to her about it and she'd hang up the phone on me.

21:23🔗 Adam She's made it abundantly clear she wants nothing to do with you.

21:26🔗 Caller Yeah, exactly.

21:27🔗 Adam And there's no crack of light coming through the door, right?

21:31🔗 Caller I tried to date other people, and all I can think about is her.

21:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, Damien, there ain't nothing you can do about it other than live your life. Let it go. No, no. Here's what I'm going to say, because we haven't talked about this in a while, Drew, because you and I both been there, right? That horrible pit feeling, that stomach feeling, that pain, that inescapable pain, no matter how much fun you're having, you're not having fun. You get drunk, you get stoned, you're even having a worse time because then you start obsessing on it when you get effed up. Everything's a disaster. Here is the advice, and this is coming from a billion guys have been through this. You cannot do anything to make the pain go away. The only thing you can do is not put on 40 pounds and lose your job. You must move forward. You must just keep going forward. Do well in your work, do well in whatever your pursuits are, do well with your other relationships, your friends and all that kind of stuff. Don't alienate your family and just keep moving forward.

22:36🔗 Caller It's very hard for me because I've always been very shy.

22:40🔗 Adam I know. Listen, another relationship is not going to fix things immediately. You need to move forward in your life. You understand?

22:48🔗 Drew You need to be doing things that are more gratifying.

22:50🔗 Adam That's right.

22:51🔗 Drew Fuller sense of yourself.

22:52🔗 Caller But there you go. All that good stuff.

22:54🔗 Drew Damien really sounds depressed. If I had talked to Adam when he was 22, I would have called him airstrike in.

23:02🔗 Caller What do you mean?

23:03🔗 Drew You would have been so depressed and so self-depressed.

23:05🔗 Adam You would have done a doctor assisted mercy killing on me. I probably would have just put a pillow over my head and suffocated me.

23:12🔗 Drew I would like to remind Damien that there is help. He doesn't have to suffer with this depression.

23:15🔗 Adam Well, look at me. I was miserable and now I'm just generally displeased. See? So there's light at the end of the tunnel.

23:22🔗 Drew You're generally unhappy.

23:23🔗 Adam All right. Thank you very much for backing that up there, Drew. I think Lindsay and Bonnie are both here from Gross Point, if I'm not mistaken. Yes, we're going to bring them in the studio. And Drew, you hang tight over there in St. Louis and we'll be back after this.

23:40🔗 Hello? Is this Loveline?

23:42🔗 Call 1-800-LOVE-191.

23:45🔗 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

24:16🔗 Adam Yep, Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew and St. Louis, of all places, tonight. Bonnie Somerville and Lindsay Sloane are both here from Gross Point. Sunday Night, 9 of 30. 9 of 30. 9 of 30 on the wwwwb. And there's, tonight was the big finale, big season finale. There's a website. Basically, here's what we're trying to do with Gross Point. This is a good show that not enough people are watching.

24:51🔗 Caller It's a great show.

24:52🔗 Adam I mean, this is a great show.

24:53🔗 Caller Fabulous show.

24:54🔗 Adam That not enough people are watching.

24:57🔗 Guest It's pretty much the best show ever.

24:59🔗 Adam It's the best show on TV.

25:01🔗 Guest After the Man Show.

25:02🔗 Adam After the Man Show. Only to the Man Show.

25:04🔗 Drew That is not saying much.

25:06🔗 Adam How dare you chime in, Drew. And we got to get more people to watch this show because it's a good show. And I'm going to give out the... Now if I give out this web address, what good is this to people?

25:19🔗 Guest It's kind of like a Save Gross Point petition, where they're really paying attention to the people that do sign on and write in. And it's kind of like a letter campaign, how letters save party five. So we're trying to do the same thing with Gross Point.

25:32🔗 Guest And also, too, they're giving away a contest. If you go to the WB site, you can answer a certain amount of questions and you can win a guest spot on Gross Point next season.

25:42🔗 Guest But not if the show doesn't come back.

25:43🔗 Caller Well, that's the fine print.

25:45🔗 Guest We don't need to talk about the fine print, but all we need to talk about is you get a free wardrobe and a free trip for a friend to Hollywood.

25:51🔗 Adam But you just stand around like you're grunge fan number five in the pit, right?

25:58🔗 Guest Grunge fan number five is very necessary to make the show work.

26:01🔗 Guest Listen, my first three jobs was extra work. Let's not scoff at extra work.

26:07🔗 Adam Seriously, if you were getting that gig and you're in LA and you had an agent, you'd go on three or four, you'd have like three or four auditions.

26:13🔗 Guest Yeah, just for that.

26:15🔗 Adam They call you back. Like you guys know the whole audition process. Doesn't it drive you nuts when you go out for a nonsense nothing part, like this girl at the end of the bar, and then they call you back a couple of times?

26:26🔗 Guest I was just the girl at the end of the bar and bedazzled. That was actually the title at the end of the movie. Girl at the end of the bar. Like seven times? Seven times, screen-tested, producer session.

26:35🔗 Adam Right. Drew, how many times have I said this?

26:40🔗 Drew That you no longer go on auditions.

26:42🔗 Adam No, and that all casting directors can kiss my hairy Italian ass. I've said that a thousand times. And last but not least, there's way too many people doing not enough in this town. And that's why they do it. You know what I mean? What I mean is they wouldn't have time for this if they were understaffed and underpaid like everyone else in the world. They have too many people, too much money. So they have girl at the end of the bar come back for a seventh call back.

27:08🔗 Guest Right.

27:08🔗 Adam Which is total nonsense and a waste of your time. But they know everyone's desperate.

27:13🔗 Guest But it makes you feel good to know that 200 girls auditioned to be that blonde girl at the end of the bar. There were 200 blonde girls at that audition.

27:20🔗 Guest And you sat better than any of them. Yes.

27:23🔗 Adam Eric? Caller Eric?

27:26🔗 Yes, I'm on the phone right now.

27:27🔗 Adam Yes, you're 22. You're 22 years old? What's backing up near you, Eric?

27:35🔗 Caller I'm at LAX. I'm at work actually. I'm a security guard.

27:39🔗 Adam Yes, and there's some van that's thrown into reverse there.

27:42🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah, you can tell, huh?

27:44🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:44🔗 Drew You're not working the airport security though, right?

27:48🔗 Caller No, no, no. I work in a warehouse and I really don't do anything anyway, so.

27:52🔗 Adam Right.

27:53🔗 Caller All I do is listen to the radio all night.

27:54🔗 Adam Good times.

27:55🔗 Guest I like that job.

27:56🔗 Adam What's up there, Eric?

27:58🔗 Caller I don't know. I always have problems trusting my girlfriend. I mean, I think it has to do with my ex-girlfriend. She cheated on me. And I don't know. My girl just tells me to trust her right now.

28:12🔗 Adam Well, listen, why shouldn't you? Has she ever done anything?

28:16🔗 Caller Have I ever done anything?

28:17🔗 Adam No, has she ever done anything?

28:19🔗 Caller No, she hasn't done anything. She just had a baby like four months ago.

28:23🔗 Caller You guys have a baby together?

28:24🔗 Caller Yeah, we have a baby together.

28:25🔗 Adam And what? Have you ever done anything? You ever cheated on her?

28:29🔗 Caller No, I've never cheated on her either, but my ex-girlfriend had.

28:32🔗 Drew I don't know.

28:32🔗 Caller I have a problem trusting chicks now.

28:34🔗 Drew How long ago was that relationship?

28:36🔗 Caller How long ago was my ex-girlfriend? Yes. It was probably about a year before I got with her.

28:44🔗 Drew How long ago was that?

28:47🔗 Adam Hold on, you can't hear over Steven Tyler in the background there. You listen to Aerosmith? Hey, Eric, is that Aerosmith?

28:54🔗 Caller Aerosmith? Yeah, it's on another radio.

28:56🔗 Adam Yeah, I can hear in the background.

28:58🔗 Caller Sorry about that.

28:59🔗 Adam That's all right there, buddy.

29:00🔗 Drew How would we have known what it was you got together with your girlfriend?

29:04🔗 Adam I don't know.

29:05🔗 Drew Maybe I missed something.

29:06🔗 Caller All the time. I mean, ever since I built her.

29:08🔗 Drew Listen, I want to know if it was five years ago.

29:11🔗 Caller Excuse me?

29:12🔗 Drew How long ago was it this girl cheated on you? What year?

29:16🔗 Caller It was in 99.

29:18🔗 Adam Okay.

29:19🔗 Drew Two years ago.

29:20🔗 Adam A couple of years.

29:22🔗 Caller All right.

29:22🔗 Adam So listen, Eric, this girl's never done anything to lose your trust. You will get her to do something if you keep bothering her. That is the sad, sad irony. And let me just say this is a side note to the guy who had it reversed with the beeping. Because now if you put a goddamn big wheel in reverse, one of those sirens goes off. Everything used to just be like the big trucks had that beep, beep, beep. Now every van, every forklift, everything has one. And here is a deal. I would gladly take a couple dozen kids being run over and crushed to death a year not to have to hear that easily, easily. It drives me insane. And here is, I mean, isn't that just Darwinism at its best? You know what I mean? Like if you can't figure out when something is about to back over you, do we really need you here? Don't we need to eliminate those people? I swear to God, I've been woken up by...

30:20🔗 Guest You sound like my mother when she came to visit LA and she heard the Don't Walk Walk in Santa Monica. She heard the beeping.

30:25🔗 Adam But that's for...

30:26🔗 Guest She's like, what? That's for people that can't see.

30:27🔗 Caller Who is that for?

30:28🔗 Guest I said, Mom, these poor people are blind. So what? It's so loud.

30:32🔗 Caller What are they doing?

30:33🔗 Adam I'd like to hook up with your mom.

30:34🔗 Guest Yeah, you'd get along with her pretty good, I'd say.

30:36🔗 Adam You'd sit around and complain.

30:37🔗 Drew Both are great humanitarian like yourself, Adam.

30:39🔗 Guest She'll be in town next week.

30:41🔗 Adam Okay, but listen, does the goddamn thing have to be so loud that people in the neighboring buildings realize you're in reverse or couldn't it just be the person who's standing behind the truck that hears it? Do you know what I mean? How loud does that thing have to be? I mean, I hear these guys coming up my street. My house is a hundred feet away from the street and I can hear it very clearly.

30:59🔗 Caller I'm backing up now.

31:01🔗 Adam Let's just focus it a little more. And if you don't hear it, well, fine. That's one less screwball we got to deal with. Janelle, thank you. Janelle, you're fifteen.

31:14🔗 Caller When I was about seven years old, my cousin molested me. He would just like lock me in his bedroom with him and just try to do stuff to me. About two weeks ago, my little sister told me that he's been doing the same thing to her.

31:30🔗 Adam How old is he now?

31:32🔗 Caller He's about seventeen.

31:35🔗 Adam So he's two years older than you are?

31:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

31:38🔗 Adam And you never told anybody?

31:40🔗 Caller No. And so after my sister told me, he's still trying to do stuff to her.

31:49🔗 Adam How old is your little sister?

31:50🔗 Caller She's thirteen.

31:51🔗 Adam Okay. So he's seventeen, she's thirteen.

31:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

31:55🔗 Adam You don't have any more contact with him that way?

31:58🔗 Caller No.

31:58🔗 Adam Okay.

31:59🔗 Drew You gotta tell your parents. You've got to.

32:02🔗 Caller Well, I tried telling my mom and she would just ignore it. Like she's just like, Oh, well, it's not that big of a deal. You know, I think you guys are over-exaggerating. So we told my aunt and she doesn't have any kids in me and her like really close. And she told me that his dad used to try to do stuff to them when they were littler.

32:25🔗 Drew Oh, my God. And Janelle, he didn't try. He did it. I'm sure.

32:30🔗 Caller And so I don't really know what to do because like my grandpa and my grandma are dead and my mom and my aunt, like they'll never talk about their parents. And whenever me or my sister or anyone really try to mention that they just sort of like shushed off and changed the subject.

32:50🔗 Drew Well, I bet grandpa was a real gem too.

32:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:53🔗 Drew Yeah, because of course his mom's sister picked this a-hole, right?

32:57🔗 Caller Right.

32:58🔗 Drew That sexually abused his kids.

33:00🔗 Adam Is it their brother? It never exists in a vacuum. Somebody gets the ball rolling and then the family just goes down that horrible path. And the women become attracted to guys who are abusive and then it starts this whole cycle. And their kids abuse and the victims become victimizers, especially if they're guys. It's a real mess. See why we got to get rid of some of those beepers and the reversing? We could run over a lot of our problems.

33:28🔗 Drew Could you give her that child help phone number that's on the side of the console there?

33:32🔗 Adam Ah, Christ, Drew. It's all the way on the other side.

33:34🔗 Drew I think you got to move three inches.

33:36🔗 Guest You want me to do it for you?

33:38🔗 Adam Yeah, could you? I mean, no.

33:39🔗 Guest Give me a job.

33:40🔗 Adam Let me see. All right, I'm going to go to where Drew's chair normally is. So the number one priority is getting help for yourself and your little sister. Now, your dad is where, Janelle?

33:51🔗 Caller My dad left before I was even born.

33:53🔗 Adam And he has no contact with the family?

33:57🔗 Drew That's probably good news.

33:58🔗 Adam Yeah, because I'm sure he's a huge prick. And then your mom is not listening. She's in denial because this happened to her at some point, right? And so the only sane person is her sister, right? No, one of one of her sisters.

34:16🔗 Caller Yeah, right.

34:17🔗 Caller He only has one sister.

34:19🔗 Adam She has one lesbian sister.

34:21🔗 Caller No, no, no.

34:22🔗 Drew Her sister was married to the abusive a hole. No, that abused the kid.

34:25🔗 Adam No, she wasn't.

34:27🔗 Caller That my cousin who does this stuff, his dad is my mom's brother. OK, so there's my mom, her brother and her sister.

34:37🔗 Adam Yeah, your mom's sister is sort of the voice of sanity.

34:40🔗 Caller Yeah, like she's not married and she doesn't have any kids. And she goes to therapy and I never really knew why. And then when I told her about this, she told me that it's because, well, their parents died in a car accident when they were like kind of young. And then she also told me that it was because her brother tried to do stuff to her and her sister.

35:00🔗 Adam Right. OK, so that's the one you got to, that's the person you have to enlist, this sister to help you. She's an adult and she's, you know, she's real normal in a relative way compared to the family. What am I, what number am I looking up here, Drew?

35:15🔗 Drew Child Help USA there.

35:18🔗 Adam Yeah, there we go. Hey, Janelle, you got a pen, pencil?

35:23🔗 Caller Yeah, hold on. Let me just get a pen.

35:26🔗 Adam All right.

35:27🔗 Caller OK.

35:27🔗 Adam Drew, this is really hurting my back. I'm bent over here.

35:30🔗 Drew I know. It's quite a stretch for you.

35:32🔗 Adam All right.

35:32🔗 Drew You're such a great humanitarian.

35:33🔗 Caller Yeah, this is great.

35:35🔗 Drew So many useful suggestions for society.

35:38🔗 Caller Are you ready?

35:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:39🔗 Caller All right.

35:39🔗 Adam This is 800-422-4453.

35:46🔗 Caller All right.

35:47🔗 Caller OK.

35:47🔗 Adam It's either that or or Dr. Harvey Bob Longley's Tyler Texas Barbecue.

35:53🔗 Guest I can't tell.

35:54🔗 Adam Yeah, there's a rib place on there, too. So if you get a rib place, you call us back. All right.

35:59🔗 Drew She can go through the sister's therapist, the aunt's therapist.

36:03🔗 Adam Yes. There. That's a a wonderful plan. Bonnie Somerville, Lindsay Sloane are both here. Courtney and Marcy from Gross Point. Sunday Nights. Double double WB 930. We're they're doing a big contest to get a spot on the second season of Gross Point. If there is a second season, that's the point. You've got to log on to GP at talk dot the wb.com. Is that good?

36:33🔗 Guest That's good. Yeah. Or just go to wb.com and find your way.

36:36🔗 Adam Right. There you have it. We'll take ourselves a little break.

36:39🔗 Caller Drew?

36:40🔗 Caller Yep.

36:41🔗 Adam Where were you getting up and going to the bathroom?

36:44🔗 Drew No, just dreaming about it.

36:45🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:46🔗 Caller Where?

36:46🔗 Adam Dreaming about us?

36:47🔗 Drew No, I was looking about it. I was just looking at our next call. I was looking at call four. Let's do that one.

36:52🔗 Adam All right. We'll talk to Jeff whose dad is cheating on his mom and he wants to know how to rat his dad out after this.

36:59🔗 Guest Hello, this is your radio. Loveline will be ready.

37:23🔗 100.7 The Buzz.

37:36🔗 Adam It's Loveline from Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew, is it not?

37:43🔗 Drew It is.

37:44🔗 Adam Dr. Drew, calling from St. Louis. Tired, right?

37:49🔗 Drew No, not at all.

37:49🔗 Adam No, rejuvenated, feeling good?

37:52🔗 Drew Yeah, I feel great.

37:53🔗 Adam All right, you gonna be in here tomorrow night?

37:55🔗 Drew Yep.

37:55🔗 Adam All right, I'm gonna look forward to that, Drew.

37:58🔗 Drew I'll bring you lots of greetings from your affiliates.

38:00🔗 Adam Thank you.

38:00🔗 Drew Whom you never visit.

38:01🔗 Adam There you go, that's right. Bonnie Somerville, Lindsay Sloane are both here from Gross Point, Sunday Nights, 9.30 WB. It is the best show on TV, second to The Man Show.

38:14🔗 Caller Of course.

38:15🔗 Adam And it's important to keep good quality entertainment out there.

38:20🔗 Drew So you guys do want to have a second season, don't you?

38:23🔗 Caller Yes, very much so.

38:24🔗 Drew I wouldn't equate it with The Man Show then. That's not a good idea.

38:28🔗 Adam Well, Drew, you know, I'm hard at... The Man Show got a second season.

38:31🔗 Guest How about second to Loveline on television when it was at its prime?

38:35🔗 Drew Yeah, when it had a second season.

38:36🔗 Adam Yeah, listen, I'm hard at work on the next 26 episodes of The Man Show, so how dare you? We're in season number three. Jeff? You're 16. What's up?

38:49🔗 Caller How are you guys doing? Good.

38:50🔗 Adam Good.

38:51🔗 Caller Good. Thank you. Well, my parents got divorced like a month and a half ago, and it was like, I don't really like my mom. I don't get along with her that much. She's difficult to deal with, and I mean, me, my brother, and my dad all had trouble dealing with her. Why? Why? I don't know. She's just a tough person to deal with, and she doesn't compromise at all on any things, and I don't know. My parents had been having problems for a while, and they got divorced about a month and a half ago or something, and my dad moved out. He only lives like 10 minutes away, and recently I got to choose most of the time, so I've been staying with my dad. But I've seen my dad go on the computer a lot, and then he was on a lot of my mom when they were together, and I looked at his past history, and he's been going to all these porn sites and dating sites, and he's been going for years into the relationship with my mom. And I just looked back. I've seen him on when he was with my mom. And I...

39:59🔗 Drew So, the question is, was your mom a pain in the neck because of the way dad was behaving, or did your mom force him to start behaving that way?

40:05🔗 Caller She doesn't know about the other things.

40:07🔗 Adam Yeah, alright. Well, what are you going to do? Twist a knife in her stomach?

40:12🔗 Caller No, well...

40:13🔗 Adam Why do you want to go back and do this?

40:15🔗 Caller Well, what am I going to do with my dad?

40:18🔗 Caller What do you mean?

40:20🔗 Drew It's their business, yeah.

40:21🔗 Adam It's their business.

40:22🔗 Drew Really?

40:23🔗 Adam Don't bust your dad's balls.

40:25🔗 Drew Their relationship had lots of problems. You probably don't know the half of them. God knows they may have had an arrangement where it was okay to do this kind of thing.

40:33🔗 Adam That's right. They could have been swingers.

40:36🔗 Drew If you really have a really open relationship with your dad, you can talk to him about it certainly because it disturbs you. But don't get involved in it. That's their relationship.

40:45🔗 Adam Okay. Yeah. Just do what me and Drew did with our parents once we turned 13 or 14. We were looking at strange alien beings who we were living with and tried not to pay any attention to them. Shouldn't you be trying to distance yourself from your parents come around 13? Like as soon as you get your first pubic hair, you should decide your parents are evil and embarrassing. Yeah, they're divorced.

41:05🔗 Guest So it's all water under the bridge. Just let it go.

41:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

41:11🔗 Adam Did you punch up line one there?

41:13🔗 Drew I think I did. Is he there?

41:15🔗 Adam Do you know what you were thinking?

41:17🔗 Drew I screwed up a little bit. Is he there?

41:19🔗 Adam Yeah, I think he screwed up a lot.

41:21🔗 Drew Did I hang up?

41:22🔗 Adam No, I don't know what you did, but I don't see any call on that line. Why?

41:27🔗 Drew I go to two. Because there was a call there and I...

41:31🔗 Adam All right. Natalia or Natilia?

41:32🔗 Guest Natalia.

41:33🔗 Adam Natalia. What's happening there, baby?

41:36🔗 Caller Hi. I want to tell the girls that I really, really love the show. And that I was wondering that if you guys were going to do any movies or anything like...

41:49🔗 Adam Did you watch Tonight, by the way?

41:51🔗 Caller Yeah, I did. I was like, oh my God.

41:53🔗 Adam Good. Well, how about it? We'll start with Bonnie. Do you have any movies planned?

41:57🔗 Guest Hopefully, yeah. Do you have any offers? Lindsay's in Bring It On. Did you see Bring It On?

42:06🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, I thought it.

42:07🔗 Guest Yeah, that was a year ago, though.

42:10🔗 Guest Did you see Be Dazzled?

42:12🔗 Caller Oh, I missed that.

42:14🔗 Guest Well, we just finished doing the show, so now we're starting to audition again, and hopefully, you never know.

42:20🔗 Guest We got big offers, baby.

42:24🔗 Guest No, we're waiting for them.

42:26🔗 Guest I'm kidding.

42:26🔗 Adam They're hoping to sign on here at Westwood One before they leave tonight.

42:29🔗 Guest We'd like an offer for The Man Show, but it hasn't happened.

42:32🔗 Guest We're going to do The Woman Show.

42:33🔗 Adam Play your cards, Ryan.

42:35🔗 Drew Are you guys eating popcorn or something in there?

42:37🔗 Adam No.

42:37🔗 Guest No, I'm being rude and smacking my spoon. Sorry. Drinking coffee.

42:43🔗 Drew Ah, okay.

42:44🔗 Adam Kevin?

42:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:45🔗 Adam You're 16. What's up?

42:48🔗 Caller First of all, I want to tell you, Adam, you're a god.

42:50🔗 Adam Oh, thank you.

42:51🔗 Caller Dr. Drew, I love you.

42:52🔗 Drew Thanks, Kevin.

42:53🔗 Guest Adam is a god.

42:54🔗 Caller You don't know the half of it.

42:56🔗 Guest You don't know.

42:57🔗 Adam Some of my disciples came down to pay me a visit.

43:01🔗 Guest Adam has some fans here that are really just, they're freaking out right now.

43:04🔗 Guest He's like Michael Jackson in Europe right now.

43:08🔗 Adam That's right. If Michael Jackson had three fans, I would be just like him.

43:11🔗 Guest I hope he's not like Michael Jackson because they're actually very young.

43:14🔗 Guest I mean, they're practically crying and throwing themselves at the glass.

43:18🔗 Adam You know the most entertaining part about this entire thing? It's the look on producer Anne's face. The cross between shock, disbelief and confusion that has entered producer Anne's face.

43:31🔗 Guest Dr. Drew, I got to say, I think you might be a little jealous if you were down here right now.

43:36🔗 Drew My concern for these young ladies would be overwhelmed.

43:39🔗 Guest Yes, you would be very concerned.

43:40🔗 Drew Yeah, the concern would overwhelm any jealousy.

43:43🔗 Adam Kevin?

43:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:45🔗 Adam You're 16, go ahead.

43:47🔗 Caller My parents have been fighting off and on as long as I can remember. Never separated, not that I know of. It's just continuously when they're together, they're fighting. My mom's talking to me all the time about, I'm afraid I'm going to die not knowing what true love is.

44:05🔗 Adam Telling you this?

44:07🔗 Drew It's not appropriate, Kevin. No, it's not appropriate. Listen, this isn't your problem. They get something out of this relationship. That's why they're in it. And it's nothing to do with you. It's just them. You shouldn't be intruded upon by their chaos.

44:23🔗 Adam Well, listen, we're stumbling on to a theme tonight with this, which is all you out there, your parents are doing what your parents would do if you were on the planet or weren't on the planet. It's sad, but you're not responsible for them. Right. And if you have a situation where it's chaotic and your parents are going at it or someone's stepping out on somebody or somebody's raising a voice at somebody, here's what you do. Shut your bedroom door, whack off and go to bed. That's what I did. And then...

44:55🔗 Drew That's what you do in response to everything, though. Can we have something unique for this situation?

45:00🔗 Adam I live alone now. That's what I do. Now, listen, you go to school, you get your grades up, you use it as incentive to move far away to college. And become independent quickly and get out of this sort of chaotic mire that you're living in known as a home. Because I'm sorry, but you're no position to fix them and there's really nothing you can do. Just avoid it.

45:23🔗 Drew It's unfortunate they put you in that position at all.

45:25🔗 Adam Yes. And you can...

45:27🔗 Guest And hopefully don't look for a relationship that's similar to the one that you're living in right now.

45:32🔗 Drew There you go.

45:33🔗 Adam Try not to recreate that chaos.

45:35🔗 Guest I'm a child of divorce. I can tell you, try to break the chain.

45:39🔗 Adam Yes. Yes. There is something attractive about chaos when you come from chaos.

45:43🔗 Guest But there's also something attractive about peace when you come from chaos, if you can find it. So...

45:49🔗 Adam Right. We will... Drew?

45:51🔗 Guest Yeah.

45:52🔗 Adam You want to... Yeah, let's talk to someone and we'll go to break. We'll do a little... A little what they call a tease in radio. Christine?

45:59🔗 Guest Hi.

45:59🔗 Adam 27.

46:00🔗 Caller Right.

46:01🔗 Guest I have actually two problems. And first I want to say I appreciate you both for what you do.

46:06🔗 Adam Thanks.

46:07🔗 Guest And I wish I could hear your radio station from where I'm at.

46:10🔗 Caller All right.

46:11🔗 Guest I'm calling right now from a garage so my husband doesn't hear me. We've been married for eight years. And for the first year our sex was great. And since then it's been down the road, or down from there. And he prefers to masturbate now instead of have sex with me, which I understand masturbating is natural. But when is it not fair to me?

46:39🔗 Drew All right, Adam, we got to get into this.

46:43🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, sex is good. It's just not the real thing. I've said that a few times.

46:49🔗 Guest I think it's not fair to you if you're not getting any.

46:51🔗 Guest I think the fact that you have to make this call is already at the point where it's not fair.

46:55🔗 Adam Yeah, hold on. We'll get into it. The fact that you're in a garage in Utah in the middle of winter.

46:59🔗 Guest And you're not masturbating yourself, then we need to talk to you.

47:03🔗 Adam Hang on. Hey, Christine?

47:05🔗 Guest Yeah.

47:05🔗 Adam Yes, don't inhale any carbon monoxide or anything. Just sit tight.

47:11🔗 Guest Okay.

47:11🔗 Adam Sit on a nice thing of oily rags and have a cigarette and wine. All right?

47:16🔗 Guest Have a cold beer.

47:17🔗 Drew Speaking of cars and carbon monoxide, you hear about Dale Earnhardt today?

47:19🔗 Adam Yeah. I heard that he died. Yeah.

47:22🔗 Drew Isn't that wild?

47:23🔗 Adam Yeah. We'll take ourselves a... That's a good one going into break, by the way, Drew. We're gonna all mourn.

47:28🔗 Guest Have a moment of silence.

47:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:32🔗 Adam Let's all just think about Dale Earnhardt.

47:33🔗 Guest Christine's not getting any and Dale died.

47:35🔗 Caller Right.

47:35🔗 Guest It's not a happy day.

47:36🔗 Adam We will take a little break. Bonnie and Lindsay are both here from Gross Point 930 WB Sunday Nights.

47:42🔗 Caller Take a break.

47:43🔗 Adam We'll get back with Christine after this.

47:48🔗 Caller Loveline will be right back.

47:50🔗 Caller So get your problems ready.

48:07🔗 You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio.

48:11🔗 Caller 100.7 The Buzz.

48:32🔗 Adam Loveline 5's growing outlaw radio show North America. Yeah, that's radio.

48:39🔗 Drew Adam, you're impressing the ladies.

48:40🔗 Woo.

48:41🔗 Drew Nice.

48:42🔗 Adam That is radio. The way I squeezed that all in, right for the downbeat came back.

48:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:48🔗 Drew You've got the fans crying.

48:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:51🔗 Drew You've got that radio.

48:52🔗 Literally.

48:53🔗 Drew Rhythm down.

48:55🔗 Guest I really wish you were here, Dr. Drew.

48:57🔗 Adam Yeah, true. You're really missing something. Yeah.

49:00🔗 Drew It really would be disturbing to me.

49:02🔗 Adam The girls are this close to, they're in this swooning process as we speak, Drew. One of them.

49:09🔗 Guest They're crying. They're actually crying right now.

49:10🔗 Adam One of them may have a heart attack before the night is over.

49:13🔗 Guest Oh my goodness. It's like Michael Jackson, honestly, was in the building.

49:18🔗 Adam It's crazy.

49:18🔗 Drew Debbi, I spoke in Carnegie Hall with Michael Jackson on Tuesday night or Wednesday night, and you wouldn't believe how people throw themselves at him. I mean, he was insane.

49:27🔗 Caller I can't believe it because I'm seeing it with Adam right now.

49:29🔗 Drew Right. He is wild.

49:31🔗 Adam Picture one guy throwing himself at Michael Jackson. Now times that by three. That's what I got here.

49:39🔗 Guest That's right.

49:40🔗 Adam That's right.

49:41🔗 Guest Plus me and Lindsay are trying to restrain ourselves.

49:43🔗 Guest Yeah.

49:44🔗 Adam It must be tough. I know because you guys are getting caught up in the Adam Corolla fever.

49:49🔗 Guest It's hard.

49:49🔗 Adam The frenzy over here.

49:50🔗 Guest It's actually nice because we don't seem as overt as we thought we would.

49:53🔗 Guest We seem subdued.

49:54🔗 Guest We're playing hard to get.

49:55🔗 Caller We're playing hard to get.

49:58🔗 Adam They're doing a great job of it, by the way.

50:00🔗 Caller Oh, no.

50:01🔗 Drew Christine, the Utah caller, we lost.

50:02🔗 Guest No, Christine.

50:05🔗 Caller Go have sex.

50:06🔗 Adam Bonnie Somerville and Lindsay Sloane are both here. Courtney and Marcy from Gross Point. Sunday Night's at 930 WB. Well, should we just move on to our next call then, Drew?

50:16🔗 Drew Yeah, Stephanie is already potted up there.

50:19🔗 Adam Stephanie, you're 23. What's up?

50:23🔗 Caller Yes. My question is, is the morning after pill a safe method for birth control?

50:30🔗 Drew What do you mean by that?

50:32🔗 Caller Instead of taking the pill every day, just after sex, just take one pill to prevent it.

50:42🔗 Drew No, that's not adequate. It is, first of all, it's not nearly as effective taken that way. Indeed, it acts, the mechanism of action, the mechanism by which it prevents a pregnancy is the same when it's taken after sex. And people don't understand that. It's exactly the same. However, it's not as effective taken that way. And if you find that you're taking morning after contraception repeatedly, that means you're not properly attending to your contraceptive needs. And that's the time to sit down with your doctor and talk about that.

51:08🔗 Guest It's also only for emergency contraception, really.

51:11🔗 Adam Yeah, well, that's what it's called.

51:13🔗 Guest If you have 72 hours, and if you think that you could get pregnant during that 72 hours, then you have something that you can use.

51:23🔗 Adam But Bonnie, you're hip to the morning after scene.

51:27🔗 Guest I know about the morning after pill.

51:29🔗 Guest I've also heard that it makes you very ill, so it doesn't seem like that would be a wise choice.

51:33🔗 Guest It makes you sick because it's like birth control times, you know, the hormones that you get from birth control times four, so you do feel very sick. But it is good if you think you could be pregnant. It's an unwanted pregnancy and you know for sure that you have three days and, you know.

51:48🔗 Drew It's not mistaken, it is not a pregnancy.

51:50🔗 Guest It prevents pregnancy.

51:53🔗 Drew And Plan B, which doesn't have all that estrogen, really doesn't cause the nausea. So if that's a concern for you, Plan B will give you the same protection without the nausea.

52:02🔗 Guest But it's not for an everyday use by any means.

52:05🔗 Adam No, definitely.

52:06🔗 Drew It's not for, in other words, it's not contraception. It's an emergency alternative.

52:11🔗 Adam Right.

52:11🔗 Drew If you aren't able, you hadn't been for some reason properly protected, but get properly protected if that's what you need.

52:17🔗 Adam All right, let's speak to Stanley who's 23. Stanley.

52:23🔗 Hi guys, this question is more for the Gross Point girls. I've been dating a girl for about six months, a beautiful girl, Brazilian, I'm dropped at everything's great. I think she's a clean girl.

52:37🔗 Adam Sure.

52:37🔗 However, I have been an issue of when we get intimate and I go, you know, maybe down to perform oral sex on her. Um, it's more of a turn off because of, uh, I don't know if you'd say maintenance, but there's just some things down there that I'd like to see happening that aren't.

52:55🔗 Guest And why exactly is this more for the Gross Point girls than for Adam and Drew?

52:59🔗 Guest Because we're ladies. We have more maintenance.

53:03🔗 Drew What is the maintenance issue referring to?

53:05🔗 Guest Are you talking about, um, pubic hair or smell or what are you talking about?

53:10🔗 Drew I just want to go to finishing school, Adam.

53:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

53:13🔗 Talking about feminine odor and it, how should I bring it up to her? I mean, have you guys ever encountered this or is there a certain way to bring it up? I mean, are there certain moves I can do to let her know?

53:24🔗 Guest Well, anything other than you got your spank on would be good, but...

53:28🔗 Adam It's a coincidence that the Gross Point Girls are here, because this is going to be covering an upcoming episode.

53:33🔗 Guest Exactly.

53:34🔗 Adam This is in Season 2. A very controversial episode, yes.

53:36🔗 Guest A very special Gross Point.

53:37🔗 Drew Titled Stinky Foo Foo.

53:38🔗 Caller Well, okay.

53:39🔗 Guest Titled Not So Feminine Feeling.

53:41🔗 Adam We get this question all the time and as guys, we do our best to try to navigate through it, but what is, what would be the only acceptable way a guy could bring this up to you?

53:54🔗 Drew And let's put in the context of the fact that it usually means there's an infection present.

53:58🔗 Guest It is your girlfriend, right?

54:00🔗 Adam Oh, hold on. Let me get him back. His line was big. Yeah, she's hot, right. Okay. It's funny, you know, it's funny, guys, when they're talking about a girl and there's something wrong with her, they'll always keep working the hot thing.

54:16🔗 Guest He said she's a beautiful Brazilian babe.

54:18🔗 Adam She's really hot. She tried to kill me. She's really hot.

54:21🔗 Guest She's married to a couple of guys with my brother. She's gorgeous.

54:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Her vagina smells like jerk chicken. She's really, really hot. She's so hot. You know, it's like, yeah, because she wasn't hot. We'd say just kill her in her sleep. But since she's hot, we'll have to see if we can salvage this one. So what would you here's what I'm saying.

54:41🔗 Guest This is a very touchy subject. I think a lot of girls are very sensitive about this already.

54:45🔗 Adam Definitely. But what would be as a female, the most acceptable way you could hear this news?

54:52🔗 Drew Adam, tell them what you normally tell them.

54:54🔗 Adam I will. Okay, let me give you my angle on this one. Okay. And I think this is going to work on both of you later. Here's how it goes. I shouldn't even give it away, Drew, in case I need it later.

55:05🔗 Caller Now we're going to know the line.

55:06🔗 Adam Right.

55:06🔗 Caller You know my move.

55:07🔗 Adam Now here it is. Honey, I noticed a little, now you don't say bad. Even odor is not good. I noticed a special smell coming from your special area. And I'm concerned because I care about you very much. And I was listening to Loveline and somebody called in and was talking about this and Dr. Drew said it could be an infection. And he was worried. And he said that the girls should get checked out. And I'm wondering if maybe you have an infection and I care about you and I worry about you. And I think you should get checked out because I don't want you know, I don't want anything to go wrong with you down there.

55:48🔗 Guest I think at this point, you've gone on way too long. Too much talking, too much way too much talking.

55:53🔗 Adam All right.

55:53🔗 Guest But at this point, at this point, she's already crying, saying, you think I smell?

55:58🔗 Adam Baby, I love you so much. I just I hope there's nothing wrong. And I just want to, you know, see a doctor. See if we can. I have a doctor, a mafia doctor. I'd like to look at him. He drives a van. As a matter of fact, he's out front now.

56:11🔗 Drew I think Dr. Bombay.

56:12🔗 Guest If it's your girlfriend, hopefully, if you're in a relationship, you would be able to say, honey, is there something wrong? Yeah, it smells kind of funny and never really smelled before.

56:22🔗 Adam What about this angle? How about this one? Same. It's a slight variation of the same angle, which is I never noticed it before and something has changed. I'm wondering if you got an infection.

56:33🔗 Guest Yeah. How about that? Yeah, definitely. If you've been having a relationship with her for a while, but what if it's the beginning? Is it possible that it's not an infection, that some girls just smell different than others?

56:46🔗 Drew It's possible. Adam, please. It's possible. If you have some personal experience, Adam, you can do it.

56:51🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

56:52🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

56:54🔗 Drew No. Yes, it's possible that somebody may not appreciate someone else's normal odor. But if it's... And it should be considered... Infections are proven otherwise.

57:05🔗 Guest But what's so amazing to me is most men don't know that.

57:09🔗 Caller No, I understand that.

57:10🔗 Guest When I hear men talk about women that smell, they think it's totally normal to have an overpowering fishy smell. And it's like, no, that's really not normal to, you know...

57:19🔗 Drew Yeah, and men like take advantage, they make fun of the women for that.

57:23🔗 Guest Right, and they think it's normal. And it's like, no, if it's overpowering, there's something wrong.

57:27🔗 Adam All right, so come from the health and concern angle.

57:32🔗 Guest Health and concern, you have to say something, because it's scary.

57:36🔗 Adam Hey, you'd be all right during that.

57:37🔗 Guest And if not, if it's just her natural smell, maybe, you know, make a shower part of foreplay to try to calm that down a little.

57:45🔗 Guest Thank you. Thank you. That is a good idea.

57:47🔗 Adam Christine is on the line. She's 27 and she's back, right? What's up there, Christine?

57:53🔗 Guest Okay, well, as you knew my question, what it was...

57:57🔗 Adam Yes, you and your husband married for how many years?

58:00🔗 Guest Eight years.

58:00🔗 Adam And it was going great the first year.

58:02🔗 Guest It was going great the first year.

58:04🔗 Adam Sexually, and now it's dropped off.

58:06🔗 Guest Oh, severely.

58:07🔗 Guest You got married at 19?

58:08🔗 Guest Yes.

58:08🔗 Adam And he would prefer to masturbate than be with you?

58:12🔗 Guest Yes, he's hinting to it. The reasons he gives, he says sex is overrated, he says he's pre-occupied. Bad sign. With stress.

58:22🔗 Adam How's the rest of the relationship going?

58:25🔗 Guest Other than financial stresses, we just were in a big blowout tonight over it, financial stresses. He wants to take away the phone and everything else.

58:35🔗 Adam Well, if times are tight, you can't have this kind of extravagant luxuries such as a phone.

58:41🔗 Drew The water and the phone.

58:44🔗 Guest I agree. I just, I don't know what to do. I mean, he's stressing so bad. I don't know if it's considered mental abuse when he, I mean, he's starting to lay the stress over on me almost every day.

58:54🔗 Adam Well, what's he do for a living?

58:56🔗 Guest You're going to hate this, Adam.

58:57🔗 Adam Roofer?

58:58🔗 Guest He's a truck driver.

58:59🔗 Adam No.

59:00🔗 Guest But he's not your stereotypical no matter what.

59:02🔗 Adam No, he's worse.

59:04🔗 Drew Is he doing speed?

59:05🔗 Guest No, he doesn't, he doesn't even smoke cigarettes or drink.

59:10🔗 All right.

59:12🔗 Adam How often do you get the sex?

59:14🔗 Guest Now it's maybe once every couple of weeks, maybe once a month.

59:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Have you had any kids recently?

59:20🔗 Guest No, he doesn't want to.

59:21🔗 Drew He's the one falling off, not her.

59:23🔗 Adam No, I'm asking if there's something up with her physically or-

59:27🔗 Drew No, she's fine. Oh, I see what you mean.

59:29🔗 Adam Would you shut up, you idiot? He's looking at her like mama or something like that. You know what I'm saying?

59:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

59:35🔗 Adam But there's none of that going on.

59:37🔗 Guest No, I feel unattractive now because of this.

59:41🔗 Adam No.

59:41🔗 I'm very low.

59:42🔗 Adam No, baby, that's not you. You're as hot as you ever were, which is however hot you were. I don't know how hot that is. The deal is, you guys get a little counseling, and I know you don't have money for that.

59:55🔗 Guest Right.

59:56🔗 Adam So what can they do, Drew?

59:58🔗 Drew I'm still trying to figure out what the problem is.

1:00:00🔗 Guest I would masturbate, but I was always taught not to.

1:00:04🔗 Drew Who taught you that? Who taught you that?

1:00:06🔗 Guest Well, my grandparents and my mom.

1:00:08🔗 Caller They taught you that?

1:00:10🔗 Guest Yeah, well, yeah, they're from Denmark, they're real strict.

1:00:14🔗 Adam But what do you mean, they didn't give you a special technique for not masturbating? They just said, don't do it.

1:00:19🔗 Guest They just said, never touch there, that's not the thing to do.

1:00:23🔗 Adam Okay, all right, but you now realize you're idiots, right?

1:00:26🔗 Guest Yeah, but now I go ahead. I can't seem to enjoy it. So I feel if he's doing that to relieve stress or whatever, then when do I get anything?

1:00:37🔗 Adam Listen, Christine, you guys are all wrapped up about sex, but that's not the crux of the matter here.

1:00:43🔗 Drew That's not the big deal.

1:00:43🔗 Adam He's pulling out of the relationship. This masturbatory shell he's withdrawn into is his own and he's pulling himself out of the relationship.

1:00:56🔗 Drew I get the sense that there's something up with him, like he's depressed or he's on speed or something to really make him unable or have his libido drop off so profoundly.

1:01:07🔗 Guest It's definitely money. I mean, he stresses.

1:01:09🔗 Adam No, it's ridiculous.

1:01:11🔗 Drew But maybe he's so depressed about that.

1:01:12🔗 Adam Yeah, but here's the thing. I think that's just an excuse or byproduct of something else.

1:01:19🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:01:19🔗 Adam I mean, listen, poor people do the most humping. That's why the world's turning into a dump, by the way. It's all the poor folks who can't afford having families or having the biggest families. So it's the money and sex thing that doesn't that doesn't equate.

1:01:35🔗 Guest OK.

1:01:36🔗 Adam You see what I mean? That's that's as much free entertainment as a guy's going to get.

1:01:39🔗 Guest Yeah, that is true.

1:01:40🔗 Guest I told him I was on the phone with you guys and he's the one that got me to listen to you guys and he won't even get on the phone.

1:01:45🔗 Adam You can't get him to the phone.

1:01:47🔗 Guest Do you bring it up a lot, the fact that you're not having sex?

1:01:50🔗 Guest I try not to, but it doesn't end up coming up.

1:01:53🔗 Adam Right. So, Christine, here's what you got to do. And he'll probably freak if you keep putting it in the context of sex. Just talk about the relationship.

1:02:02🔗 Drew And I think he's depressed. I really do think he's significantly depressed.

1:02:05🔗 Adam I do too, but you need to say, listen, you want this relationship to keep going, you have to put some effort in. I'm not talking about sex, I'm talking about communication. And if you don't, then say it. So you know where you're standing, you know where to go. He's got to step up. Giselle?

1:02:23🔗 Caller Yeah, hi.

1:02:24🔗 Adam You're 16, what's up?

1:02:26🔗 Caller Nothing, I'm a little nervous, but I just want to say, Adam?

1:02:30🔗 Caller You're totally hot.

1:02:31🔗 Caller I've been listening to you since I was like 12.

1:02:34🔗 Guest Where are you tonight? Join the line, sister.

1:02:35🔗 Caller Where are you?

1:02:39🔗 Caller I'm going to be your friend.

1:02:41🔗 Caller And I just want to say to Drew, you're like my role model. I want to be like a nurse. And he's just like the greatest. I'm just like a nurse.

1:02:51🔗 Caller I would. Adam, you're hot. And Drew's totally hot.

1:02:54🔗 Adam Giselle, let me tell you something. I don't want to blow my own horn. But if we took every girl that was into me in this area tonight and line them up, they would go from the studio door almost to the front door of Westwood One, which is almost 18 feet.

1:03:09🔗 Caller Right.

1:03:09🔗 Adam So I mean, it's almost out of hand over here.

1:03:13🔗 Guest If Bonnie and I were to lie down on the floor, we would reach the door.

1:03:17🔗 Adam Dare you. All right.

1:03:20🔗 Caller All right.

1:03:20🔗 Adam All right, Giselle, go ahead.

1:03:21🔗 Caller Well, I'm 16 and I met this guy through a friend of mine, April 14th, in 2000, and it was her brother. And see, the thing is that I haven't been able to make a decision because technically we've kind of been together for 10 months and I'm totally like in love with him. And there's been some issues and I've my friends have actually kind of witnessed some episodes. And I think I've been in absolute denial about some things.

1:03:51🔗 Adam What episodes?

1:03:52🔗 Caller Well, like there's been times where he has, I guess you could say, been physically abusive. And there's been times where I've been like, okay, I'm done, I'm over with this, you know, I deserve better, life's too short not to have one.

1:04:04🔗 Adam Alright, hold on, how old is he?

1:04:06🔗 Caller He's 18.

1:04:07🔗 Adam And what did he do that could have been physically abusive?

1:04:10🔗 Caller Well, there's been times where, I mean, if you wake him up and he does not want to be woken up, there's been times where he will just start yelling and he'll kick, he'll hit, he'll do, he'll, whatever, he'll just get very physically abusive, I guess, and there's been times where he's choked me. I mean, I guess I've like blocked some of it out, but I mean, if I was...

1:04:34🔗 Drew Why? Where have you learned to be such a victim? What happened to you growing up? How do you block out victimization like that?

1:04:41🔗 Caller I really... I mean, I guess I have put thought into it. I have been in therapy and stuff for, you know, like anxiety and depression and things, but I mean, clearly, I guess possibly it could have been maybe growing up with my grandmother for a short time. She was very abusive to my mother.

1:05:01🔗 Adam She's physically abusive to your mother?

1:05:02🔗 Caller Physically abusive to my mother. She adopted the three children, and my mother happened to be adopted and her sister, and the two girls were the only ones that were physically abused every day at like 5 o'clock.

1:05:13🔗 Adam Really? What is she, Italian?

1:05:16🔗 Caller My grandmother that adopted them, she's Mexican.

1:05:19🔗 Adam Aha!

1:05:20🔗 Caller Exactly, I know.

1:05:21🔗 Adam Yeah, I knew it was one of them.

1:05:22🔗 Caller I know.

1:05:24🔗 Drew Did somebody do something to you, though, directly?

1:05:25🔗 Guest I would have said Irish, but...

1:05:27🔗 Adam Yeah, they're drunk and passed out by five.

1:05:30🔗 Guest Well, my family is 6'30.

1:05:32🔗 Caller I mean, I've talked about it with my mother, but I think that everybody feels like they got the wrath and I got nothing. But growing up, it was very hard because she liked to... When I was young and I had no opinion, that's when she liked me. But when I got to an age where I was wearing makeup and had an opinion, she no longer liked me.

1:05:47🔗 Adam All right. Well, listen, let's stick to the matter at hand here, which is this guy who strangled you and has taken some swings and kicks at you. That's enough.

1:05:57🔗 Drew He's got to go.

1:05:58🔗 Adam Yeah, you got to get out of this.

1:05:59🔗 Caller I have a very screwed up family. I thought mine was bad, but...

1:06:02🔗 Drew No, it's inexcusable. There's no excuse for that behavior. Unless he is in treatment for it, it's going to get worse.

1:06:08🔗 Caller No, he's not in treatment. Shocking.

1:06:09🔗 Drew And you suspect he's doing drugs and alcohol?

1:06:13🔗 Caller He is a chronic pot smoker to me, and there is alcoholism in his family. His mother is clearly an alcoholic, and he has some episodes when drunk.

1:06:22🔗 Adam Really? I'll tell you, I swear to Christ, when I'm in charge, I'm going to take guys like this and tag them like they're some caribou or something. I'll just put a god damn beacon on them. I'll just clip it right onto their ear. It'll have a corresponding number on it, and a little transponder beacon. Now just keep an eye, just keep an eye out. And when they get out of line, just come down on them with a hammer. That's it. Because think about it, this guy's 18. You know what I'm saying? How much trouble is this guy going to get into before he gets straight? Whose lives is he going to ruin? Is he going to have a couple kids? Is he going to beat on his wife a little bit? Is he going to kill some guy he works with?

1:06:59🔗 Guest And he's not going to stop now? He's not going to stop pushing you and choking you?

1:07:03🔗 Adam No, not if he's not trying to get any help. So Giselle, just get out of this thing. You're 16.

1:07:08🔗 Guest You're too young.

1:07:09🔗 Adam Yeah, who needs this crap at 16? Michael?

1:07:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:12🔗 Adam You're 18?

1:07:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:14🔗 Adam What's up?

1:07:16🔗 Caller Well, all my life, I've pretty much never had a date or anything.

1:07:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:07:20🔗 Caller Or really any girlfriend type.

1:07:23🔗 Adam I mean, I'll send one of my chicks over.

1:07:28🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:07:29🔗 Caller Interesting offer.

1:07:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Michael, how come?

1:07:33🔗 Caller That's kind of why I called.

1:07:35🔗 Caller I have no idea.

1:07:37🔗 Drew Have you asked someone out?

1:07:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:39🔗 Drew And what happens?

1:07:41🔗 Caller They just said, thanks, but I'm looking for someone else.

1:07:45🔗 Adam I see. And how much? No one says I'm looking for someone else. That's what your depressed mind hears. They just go, thanks. They make some excuse up. No, they did not. Thanks, but I'm looking for someone else? Yeah. Wait a minute. Are you just farting at the phone? No, no. What the hell was that?

1:08:03🔗 Caller Static.

1:08:04🔗 Adam Okay. You start farting and that's when the ladies come running. I love that. Hey, Michael, how many girls would you say you've asked out in your short life?

1:08:14🔗 Caller About one or two. All right.

1:08:15🔗 Adam Well, that's nothing. You got to do a lot more than that.

1:08:19🔗 Caller All right.

1:08:20🔗 Adam You understand? It's really, it's like saying you've bought in two lottery tickets and haven't won yet.

1:08:25🔗 Guest Those girls are just practice.

1:08:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:27🔗 Adam Right. You got to show up. You got to show up. You got to show up at that crappy liquor store every day. Plop down every penny you've made just to maybe get like a $5 scratcher. That's it.

1:08:38🔗 Caller That's true.

1:08:39🔗 Adam Matt, you're 17. What's up?

1:08:42🔗 Caller After I have sex and I go to the bathroom, it burns.

1:08:45🔗 Drew How long has that been going on for?

1:08:47🔗 Caller A couple of months now.

1:08:49🔗 Drew That's STD, Matt. You got to get that checked out right away.

1:08:52🔗 Adam You've been having sex?

1:08:53🔗 Drew That is the sign of an STD is when it hurts when you pee.

1:08:56🔗 Caller Really? Yeah.

1:08:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:08:59🔗 Drew It's possible that maybe it's just a nonspecific re-arthritis, but be that as it may, this has to be treated. You can get a lot of complications. You can get nary in the re-threatening, get abscess for it. It's going to be a big mess. Go see someone.

1:09:10🔗 Guest And you can infect the girl that you're with as well. She's probably already infected.

1:09:14🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. If you're with the same girl since the beginning, that may be where you got it. And women can carry things like...

1:09:19🔗 Adam Even if you don't pee on them, right, Drew?

1:09:20🔗 Drew And even if you don't pee on them, women can carry stuff like this and not know it. And Chlamydia is the one that can be the most destructive because it continues to cause destruction of the tubes even though they don't know they have the infection.

1:09:30🔗 Adam Hey, Drew, do women's urethra... Does urethra on the women ever... Urethra ever narrow on the women?

1:09:38🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:09:38🔗 Adam They do?

1:09:39🔗 Drew Getting dilatations of the urethra, but theirs isn't as long, and so it...

1:09:43🔗 Adam I don't know.

1:09:44🔗 Drew So along the course of it, men can get narrowing from infection and whatnot.

1:09:48🔗 Adam Right. And they fix it with that same graduated steel rod that they use on men?

1:09:54🔗 Drew Yes.

1:09:55🔗 Adam Oh, that's bad times. Yeah, that's bad.

1:09:58🔗 Drew Sometimes men, they use these still like spikes. Very nice.

1:10:02🔗 Adam They go right up the urethra, right? How far in does that thing go?

1:10:07🔗 Drew All the way to the bladder. That hurts.

1:10:08🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:10:08🔗 Drew Oh, someone's had something there.

1:10:10🔗 Adam Who's had? Bonnie? Is that you?

1:10:12🔗 Guest No, I've heard that it hurts.

1:10:13🔗 Drew Oh, of course. A friend, a friend.

1:10:15🔗 Guest On men, on men.

1:10:16🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah, my other partner had that. It was bad times. Actually, Drew did it. You just use a coat hanger, right?

1:10:24🔗 Guest You could have a urinary tract infection, maybe.

1:10:27🔗 Drew Yeah, but again, a male, it's a little different than men that are having burning with urination. That is urethritis almost by definition, as somebody who's sexually active.

1:10:34🔗 Adam All right. Let's take ourselves a break. Who do you want to talk to when we come back, Drew?

1:10:41🔗 Drew We've talked to almost all of these.

1:10:42🔗 Adam We have?

1:10:43🔗 Drew Let's see what we call it. Yeah, all except for six.

1:10:45🔗 Adam All right. You mean Dan over here? Yeah. His girlfriend cheated on him and he has dreams of killing her?

1:10:51🔗 Drew That's a nice up beat call to...

1:10:53🔗 Adam Well, boys will be boys. I mean, he's 14. Come on. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back with some of the folks from Gross Point after this.

1:11:23🔗 You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio.

1:11:26🔗 100.7 The Buzz.

1:11:38🔗 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there in St. Louis, which I hear is a nice town. Is it not, Drew?

1:11:47🔗 Drew It is a great town. Absolutely great town.

1:11:48🔗 Adam Did you go to that arch?

1:11:51🔗 Drew No, I've seen it many times.

1:11:52🔗 Adam I'll tell you, that is a engineering marvel, that arch. It really is. It's really spectacular. You want to just second that, Drew, or can we just move on?

1:12:02🔗 Drew Yeah, very exciting, Adam. Thank you.

1:12:04🔗 Adam I really think it's a beautiful, beautiful piece.

1:12:07🔗 Drew It is, and even if you've never been to this town, the thing I like is the Union Station. This is just the coolest thing. This old train station, they converted it into a hotel.

1:12:13🔗 Adam Doesn't everything is nice when you're from LA.? Everywhere else. Yeah, because you know the biggest tourist attraction in LA., it's the La Brea Tar Pits. We have a hole that is in the center of town that is filled with tar.

1:12:28🔗 Guest And fake elephants stuck in it.

1:12:30🔗 Adam And we charge people to look at it.

1:12:32🔗 Guest But it's been there for millions of years.

1:12:34🔗 Adam I know, but if that were in any other town, it would be considered an eyesore. It's like someone say, we have to put sand over that thing.

1:12:42🔗 Guest It would be considered a swamp.

1:12:45🔗 Adam Yeah, it is a pit that is filled with tar that is hardly a natural wonder. It really isn't. I mean, listen, all you people have never seen the La Brea Tar Pits. Next time you go to your garage, look at the floor. You see where your transmission has been leaking? That's it. That's what we got. You see that moth that's stuck in it? There you go. Yeah. There you have it. And they go, well, listen, though, they're currently doing excavating there. You can go take a look at the excavation process as it goes on. So you walk through this other area and you look in a hole and there's a whole bunch of kids from UCLA that are just digging. Like if you've seen someone dig a swimming pool, you've seen this.

1:13:26🔗 Guest Everything that's there.

1:13:28🔗 Adam Yeah, there's nothing there.

1:13:29🔗 Guest They're like throwing in chicken bones and saying it's a discovery.

1:13:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:13:32🔗 Drew And what is their prize sort of findings there?

1:13:35🔗 Guest They have woolly mammoths.

1:13:37🔗 Adam They'll find nothing.

1:13:38🔗 Guest Woolly mammoths.

1:13:39🔗 Drew You go into the wall of sort of display of what they've found. There's 400 wolves' heads.

1:13:46🔗 Adam Yeah, a lot of wolves. Yes, these wolves ate some of the chicken carcasses after the guys were done barbecuing them in the mid-30s. All right, so nothing to see here. Just a pit full of tar. Dan?

1:14:02🔗 Hi.

1:14:03🔗 Adam You're 14.

1:14:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:04🔗 Adam Now you've had dreams about killing your girlfriend.

1:14:08🔗 Yeah.

1:14:08🔗 Adam Your ex-girlfriend.

1:14:10🔗 Yeah.

1:14:10🔗 Adam How long have you kids been broken up?

1:14:12🔗 A couple weeks now.

1:14:13🔗 Adam I see. And she dumped you?

1:14:15🔗 Yeah.

1:14:16🔗 Adam And when you say dreams of killing her, what do you mean? I mean in your sleep or is it a fantasy?

1:14:22🔗 Drew Or do you have a plan?

1:14:23🔗 No, when I'm sleeping.

1:14:25🔗 Adam When you're sleeping? And when you wake up, how do you feel?

1:14:29🔗 Uh, kind of scared but mad.

1:14:32🔗 Drew Alright, but you don't have any plan to carry these things out, right?

1:14:36🔗 No.

1:14:36🔗 Drew And you've had a previous history of violent behavior?

1:14:39🔗 What?

1:14:39🔗 Adam You ever been violent with somebody?

1:14:42🔗 Yeah.

1:14:42🔗 Adam Like who?

1:14:43🔗 Uh, some kids from school sometimes.

1:14:47🔗 Adam You've gotten into some fights?

1:14:48🔗 Yeah.

1:14:49🔗 Adam Ever been violent?

1:14:50🔗 Drew I'm getting a little bit of a sense here, Adam.

1:14:52🔗 Adam Like BS?

1:14:53🔗 Drew Yes.

1:14:54🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't believe me either. You ever been violent toward a woman?

1:14:58🔗 Guest No.

1:14:59🔗 Drew There's a mason jar in this one. There it is.

1:15:02🔗 Adam I knew there was something. Yeah.

1:15:05🔗 Drew Why don't we believe him? The feeling wasn't there. He just, too vague. Too vague.

1:15:12🔗 Adam He seemed like distracted or something. Yeah.

1:15:15🔗 Drew He was making stuff up as he went. Have you ever been violent before? Yeah, to some people. Like, what do you mean?

1:15:20🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, you hate to gloss over ones where you have a, you know, 14 year old who's potentially-

1:15:26🔗 Drew No, that was bogus.

1:15:27🔗 Adam Wanting to- No, I know. I know. But the point is, is if he was saying he got us a nuts caught in a Cuisinart, we would have been on him faster. The point is-

1:15:36🔗 Drew You mean in terms of the bogosity. Yeah.

1:15:38🔗 Adam Yeah. You're dealing with a, you know, potentially life-threatening situation here, and you don't want to be so quick to judge.

1:15:46🔗 Drew Right.

1:15:47🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying? You have to take the-

1:15:48🔗 Drew That's why it took us 24 seconds.

1:15:50🔗 Adam But, you know, it's funny that we both started to come on to it at the same time, and yet there wasn't anything overt about the bogosity there.

1:15:58🔗 Drew It's just the feeling, just the gut.

1:15:59🔗 Adam Yeah. That is so, that is so weird. And it's, you know, people talk about radio, and they're like, how can you make judgments, or how can you advise people, or how can you talk to people that you don't even see? But it's better. Your senses are more acute. If this guy was standing in front of us, we wouldn't have got the vibe as fast.

1:16:18🔗 Drew Right. That's true.

1:16:19🔗 Adam Michelle?

1:16:20🔗 Yeah.

1:16:21🔗 Adam Although, I would have kicked him in the nuts. Son of a bitch. Michelle, you're 19. What's up?

1:16:28🔗 Caller Nothing. Okay, here's the deal. I'm, yeah, I'm 19, and I haven't ever had, like, a really substantial relationship, and...

1:16:37🔗 Drew Good. No, it's healthy.

1:16:39🔗 Caller Because I'm horny, and I want to be with a guy. I want something that's serious and, you know, considerably long-term, but every time I get the opportunity and I'm attracted to him, I get... I don't know, I just don't let it happen, you know?

1:16:56🔗 Drew I actually think that's protective. I think that's good. At 19, it's not always healthy to be in a very long-term, intense relationship.

1:17:01🔗 Adam Yeah, but she hasn't had anything.

1:17:03🔗 Drew Yeah, but she's not ready for it yet.

1:17:04🔗 Caller Well, no, like, I've had boyfriends, but it hasn't ever been really serious.

1:17:07🔗 Adam Have you had sex?

1:17:08🔗 Caller No.

1:17:10🔗 Adam All right, well...

1:17:10🔗 Drew She's not ready.

1:17:10🔗 Adam Okay, well, slow down there, Drew, and stop projecting for your daughter. Let me just check a few things off the list before we label you same. Is your dad okay?

1:17:23🔗 Caller Yes.

1:17:24🔗 Adam Did he ever lose anything growing up? People die tragically, anything like that?

1:17:29🔗 Caller Not really. I mean, like, I don't have the most functional family background, but I mean, everything's... I mean, well, my parents got divorced when I was like 11.

1:17:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:17:40🔗 Caller And then my mom remarried, and he and my stepdad died five years ago. But I wasn't really that close to him.

1:17:48🔗 Adam Yeah. But you've had two males basically in your life so far that have left.

1:17:54🔗 Caller Well, I mean, even though, like, I see my dad on a daily basis...

1:17:57🔗 Adam But you do see him on a daily basis.

1:18:00🔗 Caller Well, I mean, we have a good relationship.

1:18:02🔗 Adam Did you see him on a daily basis when he left when you were 11?

1:18:05🔗 Caller Oh, well, he didn't leave. They just got divorced.

1:18:08🔗 Adam Oh, oh, I see. Just divorced. I see. Yeah.

1:18:11🔗 Caller Well, no, I...

1:18:12🔗 Drew What made you think she left?

1:18:13🔗 Adam No, I know. My folks did that, too.

1:18:14🔗 Drew How dare you?

1:18:15🔗 Adam Yeah. They draw that line down the center of the sofa. That's your side. That's my side.

1:18:20🔗 Caller We're divorced.

1:18:21🔗 Adam We put the masking tape down the middle of the house.

1:18:23🔗 Guest The table in between the beds like Lucy and Ricky.

1:18:25🔗 Adam Sure. I think the temerity of suggesting someone left just because I got divorced. All right. Let's...

1:18:32🔗 Drew She has reason to have some energy around guys, but you know what I mean? But that may be helping her not get in a relationship, but it's not going to put a kibosh on her.

1:18:39🔗 Adam Well, hold on. I'd like to get to the bottom of this. Your dad did move out when I got divorced, right?

1:18:44🔗 Caller Yes, but I'm just wanting to clarify. It's not like he abandoned my family or anything.

1:18:48🔗 Adam No, but he had to leave.

1:18:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:50🔗 Adam I'm in the house. And you guys then saw each other. You had like joint custody.

1:18:54🔗 Caller Right.

1:18:55🔗 Adam My mom had joint custody. She also had custody of a bong, too. She sat around and smoked weed when my dad divorced her. That was her joint custody. Write that down, Drew. Remind me to tell that to her next time I see her.

1:19:10🔗 Drew That's called bong custody, I believe. Bong and joint.

1:19:13🔗 Adam Joint bong custody. My dad got custody of some bad flares and some platform shoes. All right. So your dad moved out, but you guys saw each other.

1:19:24🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:19:25🔗 Adam Okay.

1:19:26🔗 Caller Yeah, definitely.

1:19:27🔗 Adam Well, the divorce and then the stepdad dying could be a little something.

1:19:33🔗 Drew Yeah, give her some energy. But again, it's not so unhealthy.

1:19:37🔗 Guest You just haven't met the right guy yet.

1:19:38🔗 Drew That's right.

1:19:40🔗 Caller Yeah, that's what everyone says. But I don't know. I just need to figure out how to, like, stick with it, because when I have the opportunity and there's like, you know, how you have energy when you meet somebody and you know that, you know, things could work out and it's exciting and whatever, blah, blah. But then I just like I get scared and I don't like force myself to, you know, like, be with the person and get to know them so that we can get over, like, you know, the weird stages at the beginning so that we can...

1:20:09🔗 Adam All right, baby. Now I'm getting weirded out. Listen, next time you were the guy, and this is for everyone in every relationship, you know what your tendencies, you know what your weaknesses are, you know what your pattern is. So keep an eye on yourself, like you're watching yourself from some bank camera, and when it gets to that point in the relationship where you find yourself doing the things you inevitably do in every relationship you've ever had, try to get outside yourself, watch yourself, stop yourself, and realize what you're doing instead of just going on autopilot. It's hard to do at 19, but she's calling, she realizes what she does. When she gets to that stage, stop and keep going.

1:20:49🔗 Guest And also learn to enjoy that beginning, scary, nervous, weird part, because it's always like a great part of the relationship. If you can, just step back and try to make a good time out of it.

1:20:57🔗 Adam I call that the non-farting period.

1:21:00🔗 Guest That's exactly what it is. That's really all it is.

1:21:02🔗 Adam That's the NFP. It's the non-farting period. That lasts about three days.

1:21:07🔗 Drew We call it the painful non-farting period.

1:21:10🔗 Adam That's the painful non-farting period of the relationship.

1:21:12🔗 Guest But Bonnie and I have made a pact that we're not going to have those periods in relationships anymore. Right.

1:21:17🔗 Adam We go right to the gas.

1:21:17🔗 Caller Right to the farting right away.

1:21:19🔗 Adam Good time.

1:21:19🔗 Guest And also don't be too hard on yourself about it. I mean, you are 19. You have so many years of toads to kiss before you meet your prince, so.

1:21:29🔗 Adam That's right.

1:21:30🔗 Drew Adam, I think Lindsay likes the Man Show.

1:21:32🔗 Adam Yeah. Boy, that was Bonnie.

1:21:34🔗 Drew Oh, Bonnie. Yeah. No, no, no. Lindsay was the one that made the fart comment.

1:21:38🔗 Caller Yeah, I made the fart comment.

1:21:40🔗 Guest Lindsay should be on the Man Show. We talk about many things.

1:21:44🔗 Adam You like gas?

1:21:46🔗 Guest People have it. I just think it's wrong for people to deny that they have it.

1:21:50🔗 Guest We were just talking about ass blowout about five minutes ago.

1:21:53🔗 Drew So that's as a band once said to me this many years ago, these bands that comes come and gone over there. So what is not funny about it? Comes out of your ass. It smells funny.

1:22:01🔗 Caller It's funny.

1:22:02🔗 Caller I still laugh every time.

1:22:03🔗 Guest I'm like a child every time I hear a smell fart.

1:22:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:22:08🔗 Drew This is your dream woman.

1:22:09🔗 Adam Yeah. But, you know, I got to tell you. And this is, I mean this, no offense to Lindsay, but part of the satisfaction I get from farting on someone is the reaction.

1:22:19🔗 Guest Is the offense that it causes in women?

1:22:22🔗 Guest Farting on someone. Does that mean that you tickle a girl and hold her down and fart on her head?

1:22:27🔗 Adam Not necessarily on her head, but near her head, theoretically.

1:22:33🔗 Drew It's so sick, but I have to agree with you.

1:22:35🔗 Guest So without that shocking guffaw, it's not a grill for you?

1:22:39🔗 Drew Something gratifying about that disgust.

1:22:42🔗 Adam Yes, let me just share this with you very quickly. My other partner, Jimmy Kimmel from The Man Show, loves farting. I mean, that's one of his number. Above his, he has two kids. He likes farting more than his kids. That's his number one joy in life. And there's a guy by the name of Don Baris, a big husky bald guy who hangs out with us at times, who has a comical reaction, a bizarre, you know, almost like a, like from the Three, like a Three Stooges type reaction whenever Jimmy breaks when him. He yells, he runs in circles, he's nauseated, he can't believe it. And Jimmy is so delighted to see Don's huge reaction that we both realize that we now try to fart more around Don because of his great, like, vaudevillian type reaction. You see? And if you have a guy-

1:23:31🔗 Guest Don't get me wrong, sometimes I find it highly offensive.

1:23:34🔗 Adam Oh, good, good.

1:23:34🔗 Guest Mostly when it's in the car, in an enclosed area where there's nowhere for me to go.

1:23:39🔗 Caller But if we're in an open area-

1:23:41🔗 Guest And then you try to, we try to put it off on someone else.

1:23:44🔗 Drew Lindsay, slow down. Adam's getting a little excited here.

1:23:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:47🔗 Guest Slow down.

1:23:47🔗 Adam Oh, my God. I'll tell you, I took a van ride with Jimmy and eight guys two nights ago, and it drew, drew.

1:23:53🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

1:23:54🔗 Adam It was devastation. Just pure, pure. I'd like to-

1:23:58🔗 Guest Could it be a medical problem with Jimmy?

1:24:00🔗 Caller Like, does he need some help?

1:24:01🔗 Adam His dad was a world-class gas man, and unfortunately, Jimmy has the same thing. He claims his dad was that one. Drew, you're a doctor. All right. Well, anyway.

1:24:13🔗 Drew Yes, it is heritable. The bacteria that colonize the colon, that create the methane, can be a familial tract.

1:24:18🔗 Adam It is. OK, good. Good.

1:24:21🔗 Drew And my daughter's kind of got it. I'm counting on it, protecting her from guys. If I had it, it might sort of really, it might attract them.

1:24:29🔗 Adam Yeah, and God willing, Jimmy's son, Kevin, has it. Pablo, we can only keep our fingers crossed. He's too young right now to know. Pablo, you're 16. No, boy.

1:24:39🔗 Caller You're a really great comedian.

1:24:41🔗 Adam Yes, thank you.

1:24:42🔗 Caller And my girlfriend. Yeah. My girlfriend.

1:24:47🔗 Drew Pablo, give it up.

1:24:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:24:48🔗 Caller All right. She cuts herself on the wrists a lot and cuts herself all over the body. And during sex recently, she's been biting on my arm really hard and drawing blood.

1:24:57🔗 Adam Hold on, hold on. Drew, do you not believe him?

1:25:00🔗 Drew No, no, no. I got a little better there. I'm going with it this time. It's just his attitude.

1:25:04🔗 Guest Maybe he was nervous.

1:25:05🔗 Adam What's around that vibe, too? All right, keep going, Pablo. She bites on your arm.

1:25:09🔗 Caller And then I tell her to stop. You know, you're hurting me. She still just keeps going. And I really don't know where this behavior is coming from because...

1:25:17🔗 Adam Now I'm back in bogus. Back to bogus.

1:25:20🔗 Drew Yeah. It was too well thought out to not understand where it was coming from, in spite of giving us all the right detail. That didn't work.

1:25:28🔗 Adam All right, Pablo, we don't believe you.

1:25:30🔗 Caller What you guys look for usually is...

1:25:32🔗 Drew Mason jar.

1:25:33🔗 Caller But for some reason, I haven't noticed any of that in her.

1:25:36🔗 Adam Pablo, Pablo. Hold on, we don't believe you. Let's address that for a second. All right.

1:25:41🔗 Caller All right. I'm sorry, because I'm really nervous. This is my very first time calling.

1:25:45🔗 Adam Drew. Stay with him. All right.

1:25:49🔗 Drew So what was it? What was it you haven't found with her?

1:25:51🔗 Caller What? I just, I haven't found any problems with her family. You know, she's got a loving family. I've never seen any depression in her or anything.

1:25:58🔗 Drew She's a cutter.

1:25:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:26:00🔗 Drew And yet this loving family has never taken her to psychiatrist.

1:26:03🔗 Caller I don't know. I've been with her for three and a half years.

1:26:06🔗 Drew It's not fitting. It doesn't fit.

1:26:08🔗 Adam How long? How long have you been with her?

1:26:09🔗 Caller Three and a half weeks.

1:26:11🔗 Adam Three and a half weeks. How old is she?

1:26:13🔗 Caller Well, she's 15 and a half.

1:26:15🔗 Adam How tall is she?

1:26:16🔗 Caller She's like 5'5.

1:26:18🔗 Caller How much does she weigh?

1:26:19🔗 Caller You're already having sex with her. She weighs like 135, I think.

1:26:26🔗 Drew You're already having sex with her after three weeks and she's 15. She's a cutter. And you've already after three weeks had sex and done a full interview to see whether or not there's any family issues.

1:26:36🔗 Adam Oh, boy. If this is true, and I don't really believe it.

1:26:40🔗 Drew I don't either.

1:26:41🔗 Adam But if it's true, and there's people out there who cut on themselves, you have to contain them. I mean, if you're having sex with somebody who wants to be whipped, don't whip them.

1:26:52🔗 Drew If she's biting and cutting, she needs help. That's a sign of a very serious psychiatric problem. And if she doesn't have caretakers, you need to help her get to one.

1:27:00🔗 Adam All right. Bonnie and Lindsay are both here from Gross Point. WB Sunday Nights at 930. Drew?

1:27:07🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:27:08🔗 Adam You holding up OK over there in St. Louis?

1:27:09🔗 Drew I'm great. St. Louis is a wonderful town.

1:27:12🔗 Adam Beautiful, beautiful. Mark L. Wahlberg, the host of Temptation Island, will be in a little bit later this week. Also, Bob Guccione Jr. to apologize for his whole AIDS isn't caused by HIV allegations that he made five years ago in one of his magazines.

1:27:30🔗 Drew Drove me insane.

1:27:31🔗 Adam That's right. Well, why don't you confront him when you see him?

1:27:34🔗 Drew Oh, we did it last time and he was very elusive. We'll try it again.

1:27:37🔗 Adam All right. And Bob's on here what? Doing what, Ann? Looking for the perfect woman. Really? Oh, is it for Perfect 10 magazine or for Gear magazine? All right. Fantastic. You think he's going to find the perfect woman here? Is that his plan? All right. Let's see if we can work that out. I have three of the most perfect women ever born in the next room.

1:28:00🔗 Guest He might have tonight.

1:28:02🔗 Adam They're looking to shower me with praise. But listen here, ladies.

1:28:05🔗 Guest They just started bouncing.

1:28:07🔗 Adam You got to simmer down a little because when Anderson says 30 seconds, that means I got to get back to the studio and do the show, right? Anderson, give that 30 second call about five minutes before I need to be back in the studio, right? All right. We'll take a break. We'll be back.

1:28:25🔗 Guest Love Lines with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:28:40🔗 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7 The Buzz.

1:28:57🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Bonnie Somerville and Lindsay Sloane are all here from Gross Point Sunday Nights.

1:29:08🔗 Caller What's that?

1:29:09🔗 Adam On the wwwwb.

1:29:11🔗 Caller The Dancing Frog Network.

1:29:13🔗 Adam That's right, 9.30. Yes, Drew, yes.

1:29:15🔗 Drew Can I use, you know that tape you have from Primate Theater, The History of Man, where you got the monkeys lighting their farts on fire?

1:29:22🔗 Adam Yeah, I forgot about that, yeah.

1:29:23🔗 Drew Can I use that at the Metta from Mars, the Metta from Venus show?

1:29:27🔗 Adam You want to show it?

1:29:28🔗 Drew I want to show it.

1:29:29🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't see a problem with that.

1:29:31🔗 Guest I've actually seen that and experienced that in person.

1:29:35🔗 Drew Because, oh, Adam will do it for you if you wish. But to me, it's such a defining sort of element between male and female senses of humor. And men laugh till they cry at that. Women just don't get it.

1:29:49🔗 Guest I never laughed as hard in my life as I did the night that I saw a guy light his fart and almost burn his head off. Really?

1:29:56🔗 Caller His head?

1:29:57🔗 Guest Literally, it was like a dragon. It was like a blue dragon almost in slow motion that came up out of his crotch up to his head. And it was almost like, no. And as he leaned back, I never laughed so hard.

1:30:08🔗 Adam That's great.

1:30:09🔗 Guest Because I didn't think it could be done.

1:30:10🔗 Adam Oh, yes.

1:30:11🔗 Guest And I didn't believe him.

1:30:12🔗 Drew Come on, Adam.

1:30:13🔗 Adam Let me tell you something. I had my roommate, the Weez, light a cigarette off of a fart.

1:30:19🔗 Guest No.

1:30:20🔗 Adam Yes.

1:30:20🔗 Caller That's awesome.

1:30:21🔗 Drew One of yours, yes?

1:30:23🔗 Caller Yes.

1:30:23🔗 Adam Impressed, ladies?

1:30:25🔗 Caller Where's the Weez right now?

1:30:26🔗 Caller We'll see.

1:30:27🔗 Adam He's spoken for the Weez, but he's quite a gentleman.

1:30:30🔗 Drew Careful. You might be giving them too much information.

1:30:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:30:33🔗 Guest Are you the Weez?

1:30:34🔗 Adam No. Hey, hey, Drew, listen, if you want that tape, you're just calling around the Man Show, right?

1:30:40🔗 Drew All right. I'll get it.

1:30:41🔗 Adam Can you figure that out?

1:30:42🔗 Drew I can figure that out.

1:30:43🔗 Adam All right, there, buddy. Let's talk to Ben, who's... Were we going to talk to Ben? I didn't have anything sold, did I?

1:30:49🔗 Drew No.

1:30:50🔗 Adam Ben, you're 15. What's up?

1:30:51🔗 Drew That's the sixth way I was going for it there.

1:30:52🔗 Caller What's up, guys?

1:30:53🔗 Adam Let's see if we can move forward here. You slept with... You slept over at your friend's house and made... You made sexual references toward... Oh, he came on to you? Your friend did?

1:31:04🔗 Caller Yeah, basically.

1:31:05🔗 Drew How old is he, your friend?

1:31:07🔗 Caller Same age, 15.

1:31:08🔗 Drew And what did he do, exactly?

1:31:09🔗 Caller We were kind of... Oh, he was lying in his bed and I was lying down on the floor and he was just like... Do you ever think about getting with a guy?

1:31:16🔗 Caller Do you ever think about touching a guy?

1:31:19🔗 Drew Why does everything sound bogus to me tonight? Everything.

1:31:21🔗 Adam I don't know because every 15-year-old jack off in the United States is calling the show tonight.

1:31:27🔗 Guest We're the Grosse Pointe fans.

1:31:29🔗 Drew That was a fake call.

1:31:30🔗 Guest That does happen.

1:31:32🔗 Adam It does happen.

1:31:33🔗 Drew It does, but he wouldn't be so flipping about it.

1:31:36🔗 Adam You listen. You tell him you don't want to do it, just like pretend you're a vegetarian, okay? And you go out to eat and some guy wants to take a bite of a steak. You tell him you don't do it. That's what you do. His penis is the kielbasa. You're a vegetarian. There you go.

1:31:52🔗 Drew We're going for some female callers now because women don't, they aren't jack offs. You know what I mean? Women don't F around.

1:31:58🔗 Adam I know. Donna, I know they don't have a sense of humor. Donna, you're 24. I can agree more. What's up there, Donna?

1:32:04🔗 Caller Well, I met this guy in a bar a couple of weeks ago and we ended up going back to my house and having sex. Then I found out later that he had a girlfriend for six years. I ended up, he had left a jacket or something over here. Then I took it back to him and I basically blew him off, just kind of like forgot about him and like, I mean, I didn't really like want to make any kind of ties or anything with him. Right. I saw him again a couple of weeks after that and he acted like a complete a-hole to me. And I was just wondering if I, I mean, should I take like the vengeful drought and Well, Donna, you went to a bar and picked a guy up and had sex with him.

1:32:53🔗 Drew What exactly did you expect to marry the guy?

1:32:56🔗 Caller No, no, no, I didn't at all. Okay.

1:32:58🔗 Drew And so he had sex and he went his own way and now you're a threat to him because he has a relationship. And so naturally now he's going to want to push you away. What is there to be vengeful about?

1:33:07🔗 Caller Oh, I just didn't, I don't know. I just thought that he would be cool with me rather than well, I just want you to realize the consequences of your choices.

1:33:15🔗 Drew I don't want you to feel, I don't want to blame you for it. But I mean, that would be a sort of what do you expect?

1:33:21🔗 Adam This is pretty typical stuff.

1:33:22🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:33:23🔗 Adam I mean, he has a long term relationship. He's probably trying to pretend like he doesn't know you when he sees you.

1:33:29🔗 Drew Exactly, exactly.

1:33:30🔗 Adam Just like Drew did for many years with his mistress.

1:33:33🔗 Drew I'm with you Adam.

1:33:34🔗 Adam I am me. And Donna, that's what's going on here. Yeah. All right. So it seems like you have feelings for the guy. Otherwise, you wouldn't want to exact your revenge on him.

1:33:44🔗 Drew Yeah. The lesson here is don't go to bars and pick up guys and expect anything other than a one night stand and maybe one of the stands aren't what you want.

1:33:51🔗 Adam Right. All right. So just find another guy.

1:33:54🔗 Drew Not at a bar.

1:33:55🔗 Adam Don't sleep with him the first night. That's all. I mean, this guy's got a relationship. You know.

1:34:00🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, I mean, I wasn't wanting a relationship or anything like that.

1:34:03🔗 Adam Well, yes, you were.

1:34:05🔗 Drew Yes, you were.

1:34:06🔗 Caller No, I mean, I knew that he had a girlfriend and everything.

1:34:09🔗 Adam And I was like, okay, then what do you expect then? He has a long term. What are you expecting then? You don't want a relationship. What do you want?

1:34:16🔗 Caller I don't know. I just wanted to be, I guess, treated like with some kind of like respect or something.

1:34:22🔗 Adam What do you mean? I mean, where do you see him again?

1:34:24🔗 Caller Well, I went. I was invited to a party, actually, that he was there at.

1:34:29🔗 Drew Yeah, probably his girlfriend was there, too.

1:34:32🔗 Caller I have no idea.

1:34:33🔗 Drew You're very threatening to him.

1:34:34🔗 Adam Of course she was there and he was scared assless and pretending like he didn't know you.

1:34:38🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:34:39🔗 Adam All right.

1:34:39🔗 Guest Play hard to get if you want some respect.

1:34:41🔗 Adam And you said you went over to his house after he slept over?

1:34:44🔗 Caller No, no, I just I dropped his stuff off at work and because he left something here and I probably freaked out.

1:34:51🔗 Adam Hey, baby.

1:34:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:34:53🔗 Adam Listen, the only the only problem with this whole thing is you not admitting that you want a relationship or even, you know, are hurt that this guy did this. That's what's going on.

1:35:03🔗 Caller I mean, I think I mean, I thought in terms of like, well, if that was me, I wouldn't want my boyfriend to do that to me. You know, I I do.

1:35:12🔗 Adam So what are you going to do? Fix every guy now?

1:35:15🔗 Caller No.

1:35:16🔗 Drew Exact her revenge on her behalf?

1:35:18🔗 Caller No.

1:35:19🔗 Drew All right.

1:35:19🔗 Adam Here's all I'm saying. Here's listen, everybody. Everyone does something under some sort of righteous umbrella that is the ass and it drives me nuts. I've heard people say stuff like, you know, any guy who leaves his car window open in a public parking lot deserves to have his stereo ripped up. You know, that kind of stuff. That's nonsense. No one deserves anything. You understand? You don't have to fix anybody. You're hurt that this person was not interested in you, that they had a one night little liaison and then they went their own way. And now you've rationalized it. You're going to help him. You're going to fix her. You're going to do whatever you deserve this. Please be honest with yourself, everyone, and do question your motives and then stop and question them again, please.

1:36:06🔗 Drew Thank you.

1:36:06🔗 Adam All right. I'm going to go shoot up Jack off and nail some underage chicks.

1:36:09🔗 Drew We'll be back.

1:36:28🔗 Adam All right. That's it. Hey, Drew.

1:36:31🔗 Drew Hey, I'm going to get the monkey farting lighting tape from you.

1:36:35🔗 Adam Call me at the office tomorrow there, buddy boy.

1:36:36🔗 Caller Wait, is it literally a monkey farting? Yes.

1:36:40🔗 Adam Yes.

1:36:41🔗 Caller Have you seen the one with the monkey that sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it and falls off the tree? Yes. That's hysterical. Thank God, the internet.

1:36:49🔗 Drew This is way funnier, way funnier.

1:36:51🔗 Caller I'll have to get a copy of that tape then.

1:36:53🔗 Adam All right. Gros Point, everyone. Sunday night, 9.30, WB.

1:36:57🔗 Guest Right into the WB, people.

1:36:59🔗 Adam That's right. We will just go on the WB website and find out about Gros Point and how you can be on the show and all that good stuff. Thanks a lot for coming in, you guys.

1:37:08🔗 Caller Thank you for having us.

1:37:09🔗 Adam We do appreciate it. Drew, we'll see you tomorrow night.

1:37:12🔗 Caller Bye, Dr. Drew. Bye.

1:37:13🔗 Adam In the flesh. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew and his three lovely young fans saying mahalo.

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