Wednesday, January 10, 2001

1:02🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, coast to coast.

1:13🔗 Hey, hey, hey.

1:15🔗 It is Loveline.

1:17🔗 Voiceover Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, facts number. Although I've not seen a fax in six months. Oh, it's broken. That's right.

1:26🔗 Well, forget that.

1:26🔗 Drew Yeah, why bother?

1:28🔗 Adam Hey, Anderson with the still broken.

1:30🔗 Drew It's out of paper.

1:31🔗 I have no idea how to do it.

1:32🔗 Drew Oh, that's a stretch. Let's figure out how to put paper in the fax machine.

1:36🔗 Adam You want to come do it, Drew?

1:37🔗 Drew I'm just saying, it's a high-tech facility here. I'm not blaming you, certainly.

1:41🔗 Adam No, not Anderson. But I do blame Anderson for the first answer, which is still broken, still broken, out of paper. So like a vending machine that's out of peanuts is broken or out of peanuts?

1:55🔗 Maybe out of peanuts. But I mean, it was all like hate facts.

1:57🔗 Drew Oh, you're sick too, huh? You've been sick?

2:00🔗 Adam Anderson's great. Anderson's, Anderson's backup is, it was just a bunch of negative stuff that would have brought you down anyway.

2:06🔗 Drew All right.

2:06🔗 Adam So I'm fine. Okay, sara, sara. I gave the phone number, so forget about the fax number. I'm Adam Corolla. And tonight we have a very special guest in studio for Rare Appearance, Dr. Drew. Now, you are a physician, right? Psychologist? No, physician.

2:23🔗 Drew Love doctor.

2:23🔗 Adam Love doctor. You work with kids.

2:26🔗 Drew How is Bruce?

2:26🔗 Adam I've seen your show on MTV. You are also, you know about addiction medicine.

2:32🔗 Drew This is good. You prep for my interview as much as you prep for anybody else's. I appreciate that.

2:36🔗 Adam All right. Well, it's good to have you in the studio. You're going to stay the whole two hours?

2:39🔗 Drew You know, didn't they tell you to leave me out the first hour?

2:41🔗 Adam I didn't. And it's not here and I didn't talk to your publicist.

2:44🔗 Drew Okay, sorry.

2:44🔗 Adam Just the first hour?

2:45🔗 Drew Yeah.

2:46🔗 Adam You're doing Good Morning on Good Morning LA.

2:48🔗 Drew KTLA.

2:49🔗 Adam KTLA tomorrow morning. You got to get out here. I understand. Well, Dr. Drew, first to go by his first name, Drew, your first name?

2:55🔗 Drew Yeah.

2:55🔗 Adam Drew will be with us here tonight in studio.

2:59🔗 Whoa!

3:00🔗 Adam So, any questions?

3:01🔗 Oh, my God! Somebody hold the phones.

3:04🔗 I can't believe that.

3:06🔗 Adam So, if there's any questions for Dr. Drew, now is the time to get them in.

3:10🔗 Drew Tell me about Bruce. How did it go?

3:11🔗 Adam Bruce, Dr. Spaz?

3:13🔗 Drew Oh, did you abuse him again?

3:14🔗 I've had anal sex and I passed out a couple of times. Oh!

3:18🔗 Adam We left the mic hot during the commercial. He was sort of confiding in me.

3:23🔗 Drew You crammed it. You killed him.

3:24🔗 Adam We taped that. Bruce and I did... Well, first off, Dr. Bruce and I did more socializing in the five days he was here than the five years you and I have known each other. Bruce came over to my house twice. Oh, wow! Once to nap, the other to eat and take a tour of the house. The party house? No, to my house. And the one I currently live in. And we went to the Super Bowl of Motocross Saturday night.

3:52🔗 Drew Wow.

3:53🔗 Adam Dr. Spaz was there. He was in full effect. As a matter of fact, one of his pagers is floating around my car right now.

4:00🔗 Drew Nice. Why is he Dr. Spaz?

4:02🔗 Adam Why is he Dr. Spaz? You've seen him. You know, Dr. Spaz. I mean, is there a better name for him? Listen, I was talking to Dr. Bruce about why he was Dr. Spaz. And I said, listen, there's certain titles that fit certain guys like blowhard. You cannot be black and be a blowhard.

4:21🔗 Drew Right.

4:22🔗 Adam You cannot be Hispanic and be a blowhard. There's no Asian blowhard.

4:26🔗 Drew Right.

4:26🔗 Adam Maybe if you go to China, they have an Asian, you know, within that culture, but not here.

4:31🔗 Drew Right.

4:31🔗 Adam Blowhard, white guy, right? Fat, right? Fat. Our manager fits the criteria of a blowhard. He's a wonderful human being, but I'm saying-

4:40🔗 Drew Actually, he's not plethoric enough. He'd be red and puffy.

4:45🔗 Adam He can turn red when he gets going. The point is, in order to be a blowhard, you have to be between the age of 42 and 62. In the 60s, you need to be at least 40 pounds overweight.

4:56🔗 Drew Or at least.

4:56🔗 Adam And you have to be white.

4:58🔗 Drew Yeah.

4:58🔗 Adam That's what makes a blowhard. Now, a spaz.

5:02🔗 Drew Spaz usually is like a young kid, though.

5:04🔗 Adam Spaz, you have to be spindly.

5:06🔗 Drew Yes.

5:06🔗 Adam You have to be sort of herky-jerky in your movement.

5:09🔗 Drew I wish I could have been there during this discussion. Bruce, let me tell you why you're a spaz.

5:13🔗 Adam Red hair.

5:13🔗 Drew I mean, poor Bruce. Any sense of how your, the things you say impact on other people?

5:18🔗 Adam No, I don't think about that.

5:19🔗 Drew No, I know that.

5:19🔗 Adam Red hair is good for spaz. There's not many, there's no black spazes. There's not many like Italian spazes. Good to have, good to be of an Irish or Nordic descent to be a spaz. Good to be skinny.

5:31🔗 Drew Urkel was kind of a spaz.

5:33🔗 Adam Bony elbows, bony knees. Urkel was, yeah, Urkel was as close as black gets to spaz. But he was still more of a geek, which I think you can do. But spaz is a white guy. Okay. Now would you, who do you know who's more spaz-y than Dr. Bruce?

5:49🔗 Drew By your definition, Bruce.

5:50🔗 Adam Yes, he is a spaz. But he joined us Saturday night in Anaheim. We watched Jeremy McGrath. He'll be coming on this show in a few weeks. When the first race of the AMA Supercross Series, we went back into Jeremy's new trailer.

6:03🔗 Drew Did you see his new 1-800-Collect commercial?

6:05🔗 Adam I saw his new 1-800-Collect. I talked to Jeremy's dad for a while. Dr. Spaz took some pictures with his digital camera. This is another thing that makes you Dr. Spaz, when you bring the digital camera to the Super Bowl. And then we once saw Jeremy's movie afterward and the whole night in the yard.

6:23🔗 Drew Was Ray with you?

6:24🔗 Adam No.

6:25🔗 Drew I was going to say.

6:26🔗 Adam We had the rest of the guys, though. The Whee's and Chris was there and all the boys, we all, they were thick as thieves by the end of the night. Boys and Dr. Spaz had a red bowl and vodka and passed out on the sofa while we were watching the movie.

6:41🔗 Drew Nice.

6:42🔗 Adam So big night and last night he came over for some Thai food.

6:45🔗 Drew After the show?

6:46🔗 Adam No, before the show and we carpooled over here.

6:49🔗 Drew I hope you don't expect any of that from me.

6:51🔗 Adam I absolutely do not. Francesca?

6:55🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:55🔗 Adam You're 16.

6:56🔗 Caller 14.

6:57🔗 Drew Oh, 14.

6:58🔗 Adam That's right. What's up?

7:00🔗 Caller Well, I was in my room like masquerading and well, I had the blankets over me, but like my mom walked in, but like I was quick enough to like, you know, like move my hand. So I don't think she really like saw what happened, but you know, she's just been like acting really weird now.

7:19🔗 Adam Well, is she acting weird or do you think she's acting weird because of what you know?

7:26🔗 Caller Yeah, I think she's acting weird.

7:28🔗 Drew You think she's acting weird. Let's put the emphasis on who thinks who's acting weird. She thinks she's projecting this or her behavior is making mom act weird. In other words, Francesca is so freaked out that mom was like, hey, what's going on?

7:40🔗 Adam Well, what does she think you're doing? Taking a nap?

7:43🔗 Caller Well, like, you know, it's like, listen, listen.

7:46🔗 Adam I want to know what she would have thought. Hold on.

7:49🔗 Caller Well, like, when she caught me, it was like, you know, like around 9 o'clock.

7:55🔗 Drew At night?

7:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

7:56🔗 Adam Yeah.

7:57🔗 Caller And so, like, you know, I usually just, like, you know, just hang out in my room, listen to the radio or whatever.

8:02🔗 Adam And the lights were on?

8:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:04🔗 Adam And was the radio on?

8:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:07🔗 Adam All right. She doesn't want to believe you're doing it. Right.

8:10🔗 Drew Parents have such high levels of denial about this. It has to be just, you have to crash through their denial or they ain't going to see it. It has to be so obvious they cannot deny it to themselves. Otherwise, they're going to go, oh, it's nothing. I just thought I saw something.

8:22🔗 Adam My parents, interestingly enough, with the denial thing only started after I became successful.

8:28🔗 Drew I thought they denied you'd been born.

8:30🔗 Adam No, they accepted that. Now they deny the fact that I'm literally a millionaire. But Francesca, she doesn't know anything. And if she did know, she doesn't want to know.

8:39🔗 Drew And if she's freaked out by that, that's her stuff. You're not doing anything.

8:42🔗 Adam You're fine. You had the radio going. You're a girl. You're 14. She doesn't know anything. OK.

8:49🔗 Caller OK, Adam.

8:50🔗 Adam Yes.

8:50🔗 Caller I love you.

8:51🔗 Adam I love you. Were you thinking of me when you were, you know, with yourself?

8:55🔗 Caller Of course.

8:55🔗 Adam Why? All right. That's good. That's why whenever I used to masturbate in high school, I'd always keep a harmonica near me because it looks suspicious when you're under the covers, especially like me, when my boots are hanging out from underneath the cover. And I pretend like I'm sleeping. But if you have a harmonica, it's like you're doing something in bed.

9:15🔗 Drew Not a flashlight, not a book, a candy.

9:18🔗 Adam My parents wouldn't have believed me.

9:19🔗 Caller You're right.

9:21🔗 Adam Really?

9:21🔗 It's only me.

9:24🔗 Drew I hope Bruce gives you a proper rash of ass.

9:26🔗 Adam No, he can't. He stutters too much. He can't get it out. Buck?

9:31🔗 Yeah.

9:32🔗 Adam Buck, you're 21. What's up?

9:33🔗 Caller Yeah. I woke up the other morning and I had an erection, a morning wood.

9:40🔗 Drew Shocking.

9:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:41🔗 Drew Let me get this straight. You got a note, Pat, here, Adam?

9:44🔗 Adam He's saying in the morning when he woke up as a 21-year-old male, he had an erection.

9:48🔗 Whoa!

9:49🔗 Adam Get the medical community to study him.

9:52🔗 Caller But Adam, it lasted for 10 hours. It wouldn't go down.

9:55🔗 Adam Damn, bitch!

9:56🔗 Drew Do you want any medication?

9:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:59🔗 Drew What medication?

10:00🔗 Caller I take Prozac and Trazodone.

10:03🔗 Drew The Trazodone can do this more so than the Prozac. If you look at your Trazodone package insert, it'll talk about priapism, which is a painful sustained erection. How much Trazodone have you taken?

10:14🔗 Caller 100 to 150 milligrams a night.

10:18🔗 Drew Had you taken a larger dose that night?

10:20🔗 Caller No.

10:21🔗 Drew All right. You got it. Don't take it tonight. Go ahead and take your Prozac, but talk to the doctor that's been prescribing it, because it actually can be kind of a serious side effect. And don't be embarrassed to talk about it. It is really important that you talk to him.

10:32🔗 Adam You're talking about the package insert, that thing that's written on microfilm?

10:35🔗 Drew Yeah, for attorneys.

10:36🔗 Adam Where you have to use a jeweler's loop to find out what the dosage is.

10:42🔗 Drew Yes, and in fact, if he wants to find the side effect, he can scroll through my favorite part, where it's sort of broken down by organ system, skin, respiratory, cardiovascular, with about 60 different side effects in each organ system listed.

10:55🔗 Adam What percentage of people who get the medication read that side effect list?

11:01🔗 Drew A lot do, unfortunately. No, they don't. Yeah, they do. And then they can't put it in any kind of context. It's just a scary list.

11:07🔗 Adam Nobody reads that.

11:08🔗 Drew Well, I can tell you, in my world...

11:10🔗 Adam Well, your world, your world of 110-year-old Jews who paid you because their filling came out. Please.

11:19🔗 Drew That people read inserts? It's good that they do, but they don't have a frame of reference.

11:23🔗 Adam I don't condone reading. I believe it poisons the mind. John?

11:27🔗 Drew Adam, I was thinking about you.

11:28🔗 Adam You're 28.

11:28🔗 Caller Yes. How are you guys doing?

11:30🔗 Adam Good.

11:31🔗 Caller Good. Welcome back, Dr. Drew, by the way.

11:34🔗 Drew Thank you, John.

11:36🔗 Caller I have a question. I have a history of depression in my family, and my mom, she passed away last year from emphysema. Hold on.

11:50🔗 Adam Drew socked the mic at 10 minutes and 47 seconds into the show in his personal best.

11:55🔗 Drew That's 49 seconds, 48 minutes and 10 seconds before the top of the arm.

11:57🔗 Adam That's right.

11:59🔗 Caller Sorry, guys.

12:00🔗 Adam Did you let something go in there?

12:01🔗 Drew No, this is smell addiction in this mix. Really?

12:05🔗 Adam I thought you broke wind.

12:06🔗 Drew No. But...

12:07🔗 Adam All right. Go ahead, John.

12:09🔗 Caller But anyway, I have a hard time trusting psychiatrists or therapists and stuff like that. My mom had been through psychiatric treatment since I was a little kid. She had a bunch of ECTs and shock therapy and all kinds of stuff. She had pneumonia when she had overdosed on psoriasis. Anyway, I have a hard time trusting.

12:45🔗 Adam Alright, so get over it, would you?

12:48🔗 Caller What I'm saying is that I have trouble with depression too.

12:54🔗 Drew My instincts suggest that there may be some alcoholism or something here too.

13:01🔗 Caller In the family or in you?

13:03🔗 Drew You and the family.

13:04🔗 Caller Oh yeah, it runs rampant.

13:06🔗 Drew How the hell do I know that?

13:09🔗 Adam Because he sounds like Otis from the Andy Griffiths show.

13:14🔗 Drew But here's what I'm going to suggest to you, that a more effective perhaps move for you and one that sort of gets around the whole psychiatric care system is go directly to a recovery program. Get an AA, call AA, have somebody come pick you up, go to some meetings, start bonding up with people who have the same stuff you have.

13:32🔗 Caller Well, I was in the program for six years.

13:34🔗 Drew Well, get back, make your old contacts, make some outreach calls and get back involved. You got it. Listen, you called, I immediately knew it was addiction.

13:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:42🔗 Drew You can't deal with any other psychiatric problems, particularly not depression until the addiction is treated adequately. To get back in the program and magically the depression may go away. If it doesn't, you'll have plenty of support there, you'll have direction from your sponsor and you'll have the ability with that support to go get the proper care.

13:58🔗 Adam All right. So now we're going to talk to Dan. What's that? Dan? Dan is what? 30? What's that say?

14:05🔗 Drew 30 we.

14:06🔗 Adam Why does it say that, Dan?

14:08🔗 Caller Hey, how's it going, guys?

14:09🔗 Adam Good. Are you 30?

14:10🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

14:11🔗 Adam All right. What's up?

14:13🔗 Caller Don't know if it's a problem, but on my 30th birthday, my beautiful young woman friend took me to a bar and got into it and we kind of passed it back and forth just rather playfully.

14:31🔗 Drew Wait, wait, wait. I'm lost for some reason.

14:33🔗 Caller All right.

14:34🔗 Drew Who took you to a strip bar?

14:35🔗 Caller My girlfriend, my fiancee to be sort of seen.

14:38🔗 Drew And you had a lap dance that you went back and forth with?

14:41🔗 Caller Yeah. We actually spent about three hours there and enjoyed ourselves, had a couple of bottles of wine, really kind of just enjoyed the evening. It was rather cool. And she kind of really got into it actually.

14:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

14:57🔗 Caller It was pretty cool.

14:58🔗 Adam Did you say you both got lap dances?

15:01🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

15:02🔗 Adam From the same person?

15:03🔗 Caller Yeah, actually. We ended up spending most of the evening with one girl.

15:07🔗 Adam Did you get like a simultaneous lap dance?

15:09🔗 Drew Yeah. How does that work?

15:11🔗 Caller Well, actually the dancer herself was rather professional about it. She had Carrie sit on my lap and then she danced with both of us, if you will.

15:26🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't know if I like that buffer between the stripper's ass and my crotch, you know? Drew doesn't know what a lap dance is. There are claims not to know.

15:39🔗 Caller An extended lap. All right.

15:40🔗 Adam So anyway, now what? You want to three some?

15:43🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

15:45🔗 Adam And what's your girlfriend think?

15:47🔗 Caller See, that's just it. She is, she again was pretty open to the whole concept and I know that introducing a third party in any situation can be extraordinarily dangerous as opposed to just going in blindly. Just some basic advice on...

16:05🔗 Get two chicks in the same bed.

16:07🔗 Caller Do them.

16:08🔗 Drew Yeah.

16:08🔗 Caller All right.

16:09🔗 Adam Listen, Dan?

16:10🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

16:11🔗 Adam Who was that?

16:11🔗 Drew Ron Lester.

16:12🔗 Adam Oh, it was?

16:13🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. It was.

16:14🔗 Drew Speaking of... No, Ron's not a blowhard, though.

16:16🔗 Caller He just looks like a blowhard.

16:17🔗 Adam He will be in 10 years. He's got his ID changed. He'll be a blowhard. Dan? Yes, sir. You think you're going to marry this woman? Yes, sir. All right.

16:27🔗 Drew Don't do it.

16:27🔗 Adam It's going to cause trouble.

16:28🔗 Drew Don't do it.

16:28🔗 Caller It's not going to be worth it.

16:31🔗 Drew As close to the edge as you want to go is what you guys did. That's fine. Even that's going to eventually create a little tension. It is. It just has to. Don't violate boundaries. Don't put your relationships in risky situations. Unless you're just experimenting, you don't care. Fine. Enjoy.

16:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

16:50🔗 Drew I get accused of being a party pooper and conservative and stuff. My thing is I wish we lived in a world where people could have threesomes and people could do ecstasy every day and enjoy it. Have a great time.

17:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:00🔗 Drew The fact is...

17:02🔗 Adam That's San Fernando Valley. Yeah.

17:04🔗 Drew That's what people do.

17:05🔗 Adam Right.

17:05🔗 Drew But I wish it was a world they could do it and remain healthy and remain intact and keep their brains working normally. It doesn't work like that. It destroys relationships, the threesomes, and ecstasy destroys your brain and pot has its own side. I mean, this is just the way it is.

17:17🔗 Adam Well, listen, I had a very interesting conversation today with my partner, Jimmy Kimmel.

17:25🔗 Drew About your threesome?

17:26🔗 Adam Big Tad and Gary, my idiot, Savant Carpenter, who works for me. Very heady conversation over some pizza at Jimmy's house today. And we were talking about days of yore and pornography and how excited we were when, on a weekend, when we were 14, 15 years old, we knew some show was coming on cable. I remember the movie The Betsy. You remember that movie?

17:52🔗 Drew No, I forget. No, no, no, I do, actually.

17:54🔗 Adam You do remember the movie The Betsy.

17:56🔗 Drew Yeah. I don't remember why I was into it.

17:57🔗 Adam I don't even remember what it was about, but I knew it had a brief boob scene in it, somewhere in the middle of this three-hour movie.

18:03🔗 Drew How about Billy Jack?

18:06🔗 Adam We were talking about Billy Jack at length last night.

18:08🔗 Drew Yeah. You'd wait. I mean, I think what you'd go through to get to see that film.

18:12🔗 Adam She got raped by the river. It was great. Yeah. I saw it when I was eight with my mom and her hippie friends in a theater.

18:18🔗 Drew No, no.

18:19🔗 Adam Oh, yes.

18:20🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

18:21🔗 Adam Go ahead and cheat.

18:21🔗 Drew Is that before or after Papillon?

18:24🔗 Adam Probably the same week. But what I'm saying is, we were talking about how exciting it was back then, the thrill of the hunt, that there was going to be some nudity. On Monday, I was excited that on Friday, I was going to catch the side glimpse of a boob as a chick jumped from the pool before she got into her bathrobe in the Betsy. And it was exciting to me. Now, I have a mountain of pornography in my bunker and it doesn't do that much. Not as much excitement as it was back then. And then, now quiet down, Drew, because I know you want to talk, but just hold your tongue there. Then we were talking about hunting. And we said, what's fun about hunting? I mean, if they took an elk and they chained it to a fence and you stood next to it and shot it with a pistol, it wouldn't be anything. Yeah. It would be considered cruel and unfun. What is it? It's the fact that you're sitting out in the woods for hours and hours and hours. Anticipation of a moment that may or may not arise. And that is the exciting part. It's the same with all these sexual fantasies. The fantasy part is the exciting part. You planning it out and actually doing it, isn't always going to be a disappointment. Not all. Oh no, you're right. You're right. That's retarded logic. You're right.

19:38🔗 Caller No, you're right.

19:39🔗 Adam We should have threesomes. I think I have a tumor.

19:45🔗 Caller You're right.

19:45🔗 Drew I haven't gone too long.

19:46🔗 Caller Threesomes is good.

19:48🔗 Adam You're right. No, threesomes is good.

19:50🔗 Drew Remember the movie Straw Dogs?

19:51🔗 Adam Yes, I saw it. Dustin Hoffman?

19:53🔗 Drew That was the other one.

19:54🔗 Adam No, not Straw Dogs. That was The Wicker Man.

19:55🔗 Drew No, Straw Dogs. Straw Dogs had a scene like that. I remember people talking about it for weeks after somebody having gone to see it.

20:01🔗 Adam What year was Straw Dogs?

20:03🔗 Drew Here's the 74.

20:04🔗 Adam Okay, listen, we're going to yell that.

20:05🔗 Drew But here's the even more strange thing is that it's still, even thinking about going to see Billy Jack or whatever the hell his movie is, it still has a sense of excitement and arousal associated with it for you that for the 14-year-olds today, they'd be like what? What is this?

20:20🔗 Adam So what's the moral of this story?

20:21🔗 Drew We're lame.

20:22🔗 Adam If you're going to marry this chick, don't have the threesome. It's not going to be good down the road.

20:27🔗 Caller Or if you really care about the relationship.

20:29🔗 Adam Lindsay, you're 17.

20:30🔗 Caller Yes.

20:30🔗 Adam What's up?

20:31🔗 Caller Hi, how are you?

20:31🔗 Adam Good. Good.

20:32🔗 Caller First of all, Adam, you're my savior.

20:34🔗 Adam Thank you.

20:35🔗 Caller And you're very, very hot.

20:37🔗 Adam You're wonderful.

20:38🔗 Caller Thank you.

20:42🔗 Caller My question was, since you're the self-proclaimed mayor of Boobville, what exactly is the role that Minka, the number one Asian big boob queen, has in your town?

20:50🔗 Caller Number one, Asian big boob queen.

20:53🔗 Caller Hot pitches.

20:54🔗 Adam She would be, she would read all the proclamations that I sent down.

20:59🔗 Number one.

21:01🔗 Adam She would sit there with a scroll and a big feather in her cap, and she would go, here he, here he. Yeah, okay. On this date, December 3, 2002, it is hereby declared, now I would make her, What is this we're here? I would make her greet her. I would have her stand in front of the gate, the entrance to Boobville, much like a ex-heavyweight fighter stands in front of a casino. And just greet the guests. Who's number one?

21:42🔗 Caller I was wondering if I could ask Dr. Drew a quick question.

21:44🔗 Adam Answer any questions the guys might have. What makes you the number one Asian big boob queen?

21:49🔗 Drew What's your other question?

21:50🔗 Caller Okay, yeah. I was wondering, I've liked this guy for three years, and he used to like me, but now he doesn't like me anymore. I still like him, but I'm not sure how I should go about getting over him.

22:00🔗 Drew You're fat. I should not. Oh, come on. Getting over him. This may sound cliche, but another guy.

22:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

22:08🔗 Caller I tried that though, and the last guy I ended up dating, he kind of ended up using me.

22:13🔗 Drew Well, I'm suspicious that this guy that you're into for all these years is not so great either.

22:18🔗 Adam This guy liked you for three years?

22:19🔗 Caller Pardon?

22:20🔗 Adam He liked you for three years?

22:22🔗 Drew No, no, no.

22:22🔗 Caller I liked him.

22:23🔗 Drew He would kind of for a while liked her, and she can't get over it.

22:26🔗 Adam Yeah, but when did he like you?

22:28🔗 Caller Right at the beginning.

22:30🔗 Drew When they were fourteen.

22:30🔗 Adam And he doesn't like you anymore?

22:31🔗 Caller No, he doesn't.

22:32🔗 Adam You know, that's such a weird concept that mostly guys have. That, hey, this chick liked me at one point in her life, when she suffered some head trauma, coconut laying on her head.

22:45🔗 Drew She thought she was married?

22:46🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, even as an adult, I cannot really, I haven't fully been able to grasp that this chick used to like me, anyone who used to like me should still like me. I cannot really grasp that fully. I understand it intellectually, I can't feel it. But when I was in high school, forget it.

23:02🔗 Drew It's like lost potential. That was the potential for the connection and I blame myself for ruining it. So I got to get it back.

23:09🔗 Adam I could remember being in high school like a senior in high school and thinking about some chick that may have liked me in the seventh grade and still really giving it some thought. Like she should still like me. I just had a conversation with someone about that.

23:25🔗 Drew I'll explain to you during the break.

23:27🔗 Adam All right. And as it turns out, it's worse. They like me less.

23:33🔗 Drew Yeah.

23:33🔗 Adam It's not even even.

23:34🔗 Drew It's because you're getting creepy.

23:36🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Creepy.

23:39🔗 Drew But you're coming at it a little bit. You're like, hey, you used to like me, huh?

23:43🔗 Adam No, no. It's just like I'm a car they sort of thought they liked, but they actually test drove and realized it hurt them.

23:50🔗 Drew When you're coming back around, you're coming back around as the clingy guy.

23:54🔗 Adam Thank you.

23:54🔗 Drew You see? And that's creepy.

23:56🔗 Adam I'd like to do a whole superhero called the clingy guy, where I just hang on a girl's legs as they drag me down the street crying. And stop crying. Yeah, I said stop crime, Anderson. That's a superhero part. By tripping them. When we come back, we're going to talk to Brandon, who's 17 and gets sexually aroused by cartoon characters. Well, speaking of my superhero idea. And he likes...

24:25🔗 Drew Popeye.

24:25🔗 Adam Oh, is that what that says? All right, we'll be back after this.

24:30🔗 Drew Hello?

24:31🔗 Caller This is Loveline. Call 1-800-LOVE-191. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

24:44🔗 Caller Yep, Loveline.

24:46🔗 Adam I'm Adam Corolla, and that is Dr. Drew, everyone, in studio with us. Actually, physically in studio for Rare Loveline Appearance. Tonight might be a good night to get some of those medical questions. Again, he does addiction medicine, if I'm not mistaken.

25:02🔗 Drew This show wraps up by 11?

25:05🔗 Adam You're cutting out of here at 11. I'm going to go the next hour. I got one more hour.

25:09🔗 Drew It's a two-hour show?

25:10🔗 Adam Two hours.

25:10🔗 Drew You do two hours every night on this show?

25:12🔗 Adam Well, five nights a week.

25:13🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

25:15🔗 Adam Yeah. You know, it's funny. We're really seriously three-quarters of the guests who come on this show, especially the ones who aren't real familiar with this show. They go, first off, they assume the show is on the night they're on.

25:27🔗 Drew Right, period.

25:27🔗 Adam That's how your brain works. They come on Sunday night, they come on Wednesday night. Whatever night they're on is whatever night the show is on. And then we explain to them that it's on five nights a week, which is usually okay with them at the beginning of the show. But by the time we get to the end of the show, after like 150th rape and incest call, they're like, you seriously do this five nights a week? Like, yeah, they're like.

25:51🔗 Drew That is how the 1120 break starts every night. Yeah. People taking their headphones off, went, you guys do this every night.

25:59🔗 Adam It's not so much, it's not really a compliment. It's like, how high do you have to be to do this? And we thought you had talent before.

26:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

26:11🔗 Adam 17, what's up? Not much. Oh, you get sexually attracted or aroused by cartoons?

26:16🔗 Caller Yes.

26:17🔗 Adam Yeah. She-Ra, Lord of the Jungle, was that my favorite? Yeah. Yeah, that's hot. But you like Popeye?

26:24🔗 Drew The size of an elephant. Sailor Moon.

26:27🔗 Adam You like Popeye?

26:28🔗 No, Sailor Moon turns me on.

26:30🔗 Drew Sailor Moon, oh.

26:31🔗 Yeah.

26:31🔗 Adam What's Sailor Moon?

26:32🔗 Drew Sailor Moon is sort of one of these Japanese films with the big eyes and sort of, you know.

26:37🔗 Adam Is it on the Cartoon Network or something?

26:39🔗 Drew Yeah, it's one of the places it's on.

26:41🔗 Adam I can't handle that Japanese animation. It's too weird for me. All those huge eyes and herky-jerky movements. Huge eyes and mouths the size of like a sea urchin. Yeah, penny-sized mouths and huge eyes. Is that what they think of us over here? All skinny, skinny as hell and weird movement and I don't understand any of that. If the sound was down though, I think I could squeeze one off. I don't know. Yeah, all right, Brandon. Are you high all the time? No. Are you high now? No. You do smoke weed, though, don't you? Yeah.

27:16🔗 Drew Oh, come on, man.

27:17🔗 Adam Well, look at it. Do you pleasure yourself to cartoons? Yeah. All right. Well, that's a time and money saver. You should thank your lucky stars. All right. You're fine, buddy.

27:28🔗 Drew Except for the pod part.

27:29🔗 Adam Yeah. Easy with the weed.

27:31🔗 Drew All right.

27:32🔗 Adam Listen, you know your stone when you're jacking off to cartoons. All right. Oh, man.

27:38🔗 Drew Oh, boy, Brandon.

27:39🔗 Adam Brandon, listen, I know it's kind of funny now. You're being baked all the time, but later on in life, it's not going to be that funny.

27:45🔗 Drew There is ample evidence that when you start this around 15, which I'm certain you did, you actually lose part of the right frontal lobe of your brain. It actually shrinks down as good evidence for that. And that's the part of the brain you use to negotiate adolescents in development.

28:00🔗 Adam Well, listen, I mean, I don't know about brain shrinkage. I just know you smoke weed all the time. It makes you an idiot, especially when you're young.

28:09🔗 Drew Especially when you're young.

28:12🔗 Adam Anastasia?

28:13🔗 Yeah.

28:13🔗 Adam We got a bunch of weird Disney names tonight.

28:16🔗 No.

28:16🔗 Adam Well, you're 15. What's up?

28:19🔗 Caller Like, the other day, I was, like, I do videos, right? I'm under the age, too. What? I do videos.

28:25🔗 Adam What do you mean you do them?

28:27🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm in them.

28:28🔗 Adam You're in them.

28:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:30🔗 Adam For what? For no videos?

28:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:32🔗 Adam Really? At 15?

28:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:35🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

28:36🔗 Adam Fantastic.

28:37🔗 Drew No, no, no.

28:37🔗 Adam Well, she's mapped out a career. And...

28:41🔗 Drew Wow.

28:42🔗 Adam How's that work? You got fake ID?

28:45🔗 Caller Hmm, kind of, yeah. Is that another people that work there?

28:48🔗 Adam What do you mean kind of, yeah?

28:50🔗 Caller Well, they made me one.

28:52🔗 Adam So, you have a fake... You have a fake ID?

28:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:55🔗 Adam Okay. Kind of, yeah, to me means, like, I got a fake ID, but it only says I'm 16. Okay, so you have a fake ID.

29:03🔗 Caller Yeah. And what happened was that...

29:05🔗 Adam Wait a minute. How long have you been doing these porno movies?

29:07🔗 Caller Just for, like, a couple of months. About eight months.

29:09🔗 Drew How did you get into this?

29:11🔗 Caller What do you mean how?

29:12🔗 Caller Oh, boy.

29:14🔗 Caller You know, like, details or...

29:16🔗 Adam How do you describe how?

29:18🔗 Caller I don't know.

29:19🔗 Adam You could use words like mode, but then that'll get confusing.

29:23🔗 Drew How? Let me give it a...

29:24🔗 Adam What brought you... Okay, Drew's gonna look up how. What brought you into this life?

29:33🔗 Caller I thought it was interesting.

29:35🔗 Adam You thought it was interesting?

29:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:37🔗 Adam You always want to work with penis?

29:39🔗 Caller I like older guys.

29:40🔗 Adam You like older guys?

29:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:41🔗 Drew Were you raped when you were a little kid by an older guy?

29:43🔗 Caller Oh, no. Nope.

29:45🔗 Adam Nope? Where's your dad?

29:46🔗 Caller He's around.

29:47🔗 Adam Around where?

29:48🔗 Caller Downstairs.

29:49🔗 Adam I see. What do your parents think you're doing?

29:52🔗 Caller I have no idea.

29:54🔗 Drew Well, akin to. In what manner or way?

29:57🔗 Caller My granddad's or something.

29:59🔗 Adam Drew just looked up how.

30:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:00🔗 Adam All right. So your parents don't know you're doing this.

30:04🔗 Caller No.

30:04🔗 Adam Are you in high school?

30:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:06🔗 Adam And are you in the 10th grade?

30:08🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm in the CUC though.

30:10🔗 Drew What's that mean?

30:10🔗 Adam California correctional something?

30:13🔗 Caller No, because what happened was I was locked up and I got out and they sent me to a CUC.

30:18🔗 Adam All right. What's the CUC?

30:20🔗 Caller Like a continuation.

30:21🔗 Adam Oh, right.

30:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:23🔗 Adam Yeah. One of those. It's not really schools, more of a holding pen for stoners.

30:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:28🔗 Adam Yeah. My sister went to one of those. It's a petting zoo for stoners. We used to go there and pet the stoners. Hey, hey, don't feed them. Don't feed them. No, no, no, no. One of them died eating a Funion last year. Let's keep that away from them. Hot bitch. They get, they get slopped at noon.

30:43🔗 Caller Oh my God.

30:44🔗 Adam Yeah, it was great. It was called Amelia Earhart. It was right on the corner of North Hollywood High.

30:48🔗 Caller She must be very proud.

30:49🔗 Adam And it was great. It was one of these great schools. It's like, it's a great approach to education, which is these are kids that can't handle structure. So we'll create a school with no structure, which is you call your teacher by your first name, you can smoke during class, and you come and go as you please. So how do you think that works? Like if you got a kid who can't handle structure, you put him in the Marine Corps. You ram structure up his ass. You don't back way off and see what he does. It's like you got a kid who doesn't like to work, likes to smoke weed, let's get him some snacks, give him the remote control and leave him on the sofa. Eventually he'll get with it. Now he'll get fat and watch more TV.

31:26🔗 Drew That's like sacrificing them. Really, they're going to sacrifice these kids.

31:30🔗 Adam No one ever shows up to those schools. So what do you do? You go to school for a half hour Monday, Wednesday and Friday?

31:36🔗 Caller At three hours.

31:37🔗 Adam Three hours?

31:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

31:38🔗 Adam Right, what, five days a week?

31:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

31:41🔗 Adam And what do you do? What do you call your teachers? First name or last name?

31:45🔗 Caller Last name.

31:46🔗 Adam And...

31:46🔗 Drew Things have changed now. They're coming back into reality, by the way.

31:50🔗 Adam Yeah, you go from what time to what time?

31:53🔗 Caller From eight to 12.

31:55🔗 Adam Isn't that four hours?

31:56🔗 Caller Yeah, but we have breaks and everything in between.

31:59🔗 Adam I see. And then after that, you get your work permits, you can make porn movies?

32:04🔗 Caller Pretty much. It's really done like off the books.

32:08🔗 Adam You get paid cash?

32:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:10🔗 Adam How much do you get paid?

32:11🔗 Caller A lot.

32:12🔗 Adam Okay, hold on. I need my pen. I got to write that down. I've always been curious exactly how much underage girl gets in porn. As it turns out, it's a lot.

32:20🔗 Caller About 800 or 900 each video.

32:23🔗 Adam Each scene or each video?

32:24🔗 Caller Each video.

32:25🔗 Adam I see. And where do you make these? What city? Where?

32:29🔗 Caller In Hollywood.

32:30🔗 Adam All right. And how many have you made?

32:32🔗 Caller About seven.

32:34🔗 Adam About seven?

32:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:36🔗 Adam And are you calling because you'd like to stop?

32:39🔗 Caller No, I'm calling because what happened was that we were making a video and what happened was that one of the ants had walked in.

32:46🔗 Drew One of the ants?

32:46🔗 Caller Yeah, because I guess it was like we were going to the house.

32:49🔗 Adam During a picnic scene?

32:50🔗 Drew One of the males, one of the boys' ants?

32:53🔗 Caller Yeah, we were at the house though and I guess his ant was supposed to come by and visit but she said it was like she was from out of state and it was supposed to be a couple of days later when she came early I guess.

33:03🔗 Drew Welcome home.

33:05🔗 Caller Yeah, he gets the doors unlocked, he walked in, we're like damn. He? Yeah.

33:10🔗 Adam He ant? Ant he?

33:13🔗 Caller What?

33:14🔗 Adam The male ant?

33:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:16🔗 Adam Followed by Geraldine, the uncle? Hold on a second.

33:22🔗 Drew Yeah, this is a neuropsychiatric, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

33:26🔗 Adam No.

33:27🔗 Drew Yeah.

33:27🔗 Adam I think this is super, super stupid.

33:29🔗 Drew That's what I mean, like some fetal alcohol syndrome or something.

33:32🔗 Adam Really? I don't know. We've had dumber people call this show at 15.

33:38🔗 Drew Yeah, but that's like, things aren't connecting right. I mean, the wiring's off.

33:43🔗 Adam Well, yeah, but we have a lot of people that just talk about people as if you know them.

33:48🔗 Drew Yeah, but that's just that grandiosity. This is really like concepts like aunt don't connect.

33:53🔗 Adam All right. Anastasia?

33:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:55🔗 Adam You understand that predominantly, not in all cases, but aunt is more of a female role?

34:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:01🔗 Adam Right, that'd be like a female who came in, right?

34:04🔗 Caller Yeah, it was.

34:05🔗 Adam Okay, so she came in?

34:08🔗 Caller Yeah. Okay.

34:09🔗 Adam All right. We thought you said he for a second.

34:12🔗 Caller Oh, no.

34:12🔗 Adam No, she did.

34:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:14🔗 Adam And she was coming in from out of town?

34:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:16🔗 Adam And she saw the whole production?

34:19🔗 Caller She saw pretty much of it.

34:20🔗 Adam And what were you doing at the time?

34:23🔗 Caller I'm getting laid.

34:24🔗 Adam I see. You're having sex.

34:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:26🔗 Adam And so she saw this and what did she do?

34:29🔗 Caller She was freaked out.

34:31🔗 Drew Can't blame her.

34:33🔗 Adam And did she call the cops or is she threatening to do something?

34:35🔗 Caller She's seeing the lawyer right now, this and that, and this and that.

34:38🔗 Drew Good.

34:39🔗 Caller And the thing is that...

34:40🔗 Adam But wait a minute. Is this her house?

34:43🔗 Caller No.

34:43🔗 Adam She came in from out of town?

34:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:45🔗 Drew Yeah, but she's going to get the guys that were doing this to her.

34:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:48🔗 Adam How did she know you were underage?

34:50🔗 Caller Because I don't know. I guess like... I don't really know that.

34:53🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. This isn't your aunt. This is the guy who owns the house's aunt. Oh, yeah. How did she know you were underage?

35:01🔗 Caller I don't know. I guess I looked younger or something, but I'm not sure. And so what happens is that she's saying that she's going to see a lawyer, this and that, and this and that.

35:08🔗 Adam About you?

35:09🔗 Caller Yeah, and about the guys, because statutory rape or something like that. And so I'm just like, what's going to happen?

35:17🔗 Drew First of all, where's your mom?

35:20🔗 Caller In her room.

35:22🔗 Adam What room?

35:24🔗 Caller Her room.

35:24🔗 Adam In your house?

35:25🔗 Caller Her room. In my house, yeah.

35:26🔗 Drew Did your mom or dad drink or do drugs?

35:28🔗 Caller No.

35:29🔗 Adam Really?

35:29🔗 Drew Was there anything, do you have any medical problems?

35:32🔗 Caller No.

35:33🔗 Drew You weren't, mom didn't drink when she was pregnant with you or anything like that?

35:36🔗 Caller No, no.

35:39🔗 Adam She didn't fall off a trapeze when she was eight months pregnant or something like that?

35:43🔗 Drew You have no head injury history?

35:45🔗 Adam No. Really?

35:47🔗 Drew And you've been in a psychiatric hospital before?

35:49🔗 Caller No way.

35:50🔗 Adam No way?

35:51🔗 Caller No.

35:51🔗 Adam And what's your dad do for a living?

35:54🔗 Caller He works at a designing company.

35:57🔗 Adam He works at a designing company?

35:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:59🔗 Adam What does he design?

36:00🔗 Caller He just like does, like, I guess, store, like, you know, clothing.

36:04🔗 Adam I see.

36:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:06🔗 Drew OK.

36:08🔗 Adam I see.

36:08🔗 Drew Don't try.

36:09🔗 Adam OK. And he doesn't drink, he never beat you. No, you were never raped. No, you're never molested. No, you don't have any older brothers or stepbrothers or uncles that felt you up when you were five. No, nothing like that ever happened. When did you lose your virginity?

36:26🔗 Caller When I was 13.

36:27🔗 Adam How old was the guy?

36:28🔗 Drew Nineteen.

36:29🔗 Caller When? When I lost my virginity?

36:31🔗 Drew Yes.

36:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:32🔗 Adam Remember the guy who was attached to the penis that was in you when you were 13?

36:36🔗 Drew He was 19, the usual.

36:37🔗 Adam Dr. Drew said 19. He's got that ramp figured out. We're trying to figure out why you're so screwed up.

36:44🔗 Caller I don't know.

36:45🔗 Adam You don't know? Just that way? Just lucky?

36:46🔗 Caller Yeah, I guess so.

36:47🔗 Adam All right. So can you stop doing these porno movies?

36:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:52🔗 Adam Why don't you stop that before you build up too big a library? You know, my hope and dream for my daughter is that she does less than 20 porn movies by the time she graduates high school. The problem is, you're doing 8 in your freshman and sophomore year already puts you above that 20 mark. You understand?

37:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:09🔗 Adam If you were to keep going, you'd be up around 32.

37:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:12🔗 Adam So why don't you stop that? I know you must not feel too good about that, do you?

37:17🔗 Caller Not really. It's just the money that comes in.

37:19🔗 Adam Do people in high school know this? Does anyone at your school know?

37:24🔗 Caller Like, two of my closest friends. That's about it.

37:27🔗 Adam None of the guys have seen the movies?

37:29🔗 Caller No.

37:30🔗 Adam You ever see the movies somewhere?

37:31🔗 Caller No, not yet. They haven't told me nothing.

37:34🔗 Adam Okay. All right. This is illegal. I don't know what our obligation is. I don't know what we can do about it. We can ask you to stop and tell you that it's very important that you stop.

37:45🔗 Drew And that you, I know you are sort of aversive. You don't want to get any help with the way you're behaving, but you really need to. You're on a course that is going to lead to a dramatic shortening of literally your life expectancy, your ability to get pregnant in the future, your ability to be effective as a parent, your ability to hold a job.

38:04🔗 Adam We're not being able to get pregnant in the future. You're counting that as a con.

38:08🔗 Drew Good for us, but for her it's a con. And you really need to think about your life and get help with looking at why these behaviors are becoming so out of control.

38:18🔗 Adam Anastasia, listen to me, sweet pea. I am. You know I'm a genius. I've been around. I've been around. I've been around the world. I've been from North Hollywood to Van Nuys to Arcadia and back. I've seen it all, sister. And I can tell you, you're heading for trouble. I swear to Christ you are. Don't get pregnant. Stop doing these movies. Settle down. Don't do any drugs. Find Jesus Christ. Learn something and go off to college and have a good life. You can. Okay?

38:49🔗 Caller All right.

38:49🔗 Adam All right. Take care of yourself.

38:51🔗 Caller All right. Thank you.

38:51🔗 Caller All right.

38:53🔗 Adam Did I tell her to go to college?

38:55🔗 Drew You told her to find Jesus Christ.

38:56🔗 Adam Find Jesus Christ and go to hairdressing school. I'm going to refine that a little.

39:00🔗 Drew Go to junior college.

39:01🔗 Adam No, no, no.

39:02🔗 Drew It's Anastasia.

39:05🔗 Adam No.

39:05🔗 Drew Even for Anastasia?

39:07🔗 Adam No.

39:08🔗 Caller No.

39:08🔗 Adam This is somebody who thinks an aunt is a male and an aunt is a male.

39:15🔗 Caller Oh, my testicles got ants on it.

39:17🔗 Adam All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Matthew as Penis Is Bent. That's more like it after this.

39:24🔗 Caller Hello. This is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

39:30🔗 Adam Hey, yeah. Love Line. What band is this? Oh, Blink 182? Yeah. Good guys.

39:39🔗 Drew We haven't seen them in a while.

39:42🔗 Adam Blink 182 has not been on the show in a little while. I run into those guys all over the place. Well, that's recent for me, though. Matthew?

39:53🔗 Yeah?

39:54🔗 Adam You're 14.

39:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

39:55🔗 Adam What's up?

39:56🔗 Caller My penis is like crooked.

40:01🔗 Drew Yeah. If it were, you wouldn't be laughing about it.

40:03🔗 Adam I believe it.

40:04🔗 Caller No, no.

40:04🔗 Caller I'm serious. I don't know if it's been like that for like my whole life because I've like not had erections for my whole life.

40:15🔗 Caller And I was like wondering if I could straighten it out.

40:19🔗 Adam What do you mean you didn't have erections your whole life?

40:21🔗 Caller You know, like when you're little, you don't like get an erection.

40:24🔗 Drew You don't notice them anyway.

40:25🔗 Adam You get them. They just don't stick out far enough for you to see.

40:29🔗 Caller It's only crooked when I have an erection.

40:31🔗 Adam I see. And which way is it, Ben?

40:34🔗 Caller Left.

40:34🔗 Adam Left. All right. And does it, Ben, like does it banana to the left or does it sort of dog leg to the left? Does it have a...

40:43🔗 Drew Hockey stick.

40:43🔗 Adam Does it have a knuckle in it?

40:45🔗 Caller No. It's like banana.

40:48🔗 Drew All right.

40:48🔗 Adam That's gradual.

40:49🔗 Drew A certain amount of that is normal. And unless it affects function, unless you can't get an erection or have painful erections, it's not something someone would typically correct. In order to correct it, they have to cut out a piece on the opposite side of the curve of the band.

41:03🔗 Caller Yeah, they don't do that.

41:05🔗 Drew To bring it up straight and upright. But that, of course, shortens it. You don't want to do that. About 800 units of vitamin E a day will help it. So do that.

41:12🔗 Adam Really? Does it really?

41:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:14🔗 Adam Does it really?

41:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:16🔗 Adam No.

41:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:17🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay. You did that study. That doesn't work. What did they put some? Hold on a second. What did they do? Use some sort of compass or some... And figure out the band of a guy's penis and then put them on vitamin E and figure out that it's straightened out over a six month period?

41:32🔗 Drew It's actually... I'm looking at the plaques that constrict it down to one side and the resolution of those plaques.

41:40🔗 Adam But not as it pertains to the penis?

41:42🔗 Drew Penis.

41:42🔗 Adam Really? Vitamin E?

41:44🔗 Drew Vitamin E.

41:44🔗 Adam All right. Yeah. You'll see no discernible difference. I can almost guarantee that. Almost. But if you take the vitamin... It won't get worse. You rub a little on the dork though, right?

41:57🔗 Drew No. You just eat it. 800 units.

41:59🔗 Adam Okay. How many units is a regular vitamin E capsule?

42:03🔗 Drew 400.

42:04🔗 Adam So like two of those a day. All right. Let's talk to... Are we done with him?

42:08🔗 Drew Yeah.

42:08🔗 Adam Kristen.

42:09🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

42:10🔗 Adam You're 13. What's up?

42:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:13🔗 Caller I have some problems at home with my mom.

42:17🔗 Drew With your mom?

42:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:18🔗 Drew Okay.

42:18🔗 Caller Well, it's like my whole life has been messed up ever since I was little.

42:23🔗 Drew How come?

42:24🔗 Caller Well, just problems with my family. My dad was always away working and every time my brother would come visit me, he would always try to like rake me and stuff.

42:32🔗 Drew What do you mean visit you?

42:34🔗 Caller Like every couple of months.

42:36🔗 Drew Where was he the rest of the time?

42:38🔗 Caller With his mom.

42:39🔗 Drew His mom?

42:40🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, my dad had been married like twice before that. We had three other kids. I have two brothers and one sister.

42:49🔗 Adam Yeah. I'd like to put a bullet in his nuts. Idiot. Where is he now?

42:55🔗 Caller With his mom.

42:56🔗 Adam Where's your dad now?

42:59🔗 Caller Working in Bastrop.

43:02🔗 Adam Hold on one second. Let me just say something. Just a quick heads up to all the Loveline callers. When I say something like, where is he or how tall is he or how much does he weigh? He will always refer to the last person we were talking about.

43:17🔗 Drew Always.

43:18🔗 Adam So if you're talking about Santa Claus and I say, how long is his beard? Do not answer with who.

43:25🔗 Drew Or say, you know, my dad's beard is four inches long.

43:30🔗 Adam What are you saying?

43:30🔗 Drew That they'll throw back to some other idea five minutes ago.

43:34🔗 Adam When I use the word he, it will always be the person we talked about most recently.

43:40🔗 Drew My, still my favorite concrete thinking response we got was the woman we asked why was, it's just like a 16 year old, why is your boyfriend in jail? Well, he was with a group of guys. They had a gun. They pointed at someone and asked for stuff.

43:54🔗 Adam They wanted stuff.

43:55🔗 Drew I wanted stuff.

43:56🔗 Adam Yeah, you know, you mean armed robbery? Well, you know, let's not label it. Kristen? All right, so your brother is with his mom, who is your mom too?

44:07🔗 Caller No.

44:08🔗 Adam No, so he's your half brother?

44:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:10🔗 Adam And he's how old?

44:12🔗 Caller 19.

44:13🔗 Adam And whenever he comes to stay with you, he wants to rape you?

44:17🔗 Caller Well, it stopped because I got to the point where I wouldn't allow it anymore.

44:22🔗 Drew Oh, so we actually did have sex with you?

44:25🔗 Adam Yes. And this is how long ago?

44:28🔗 Caller It stopped like two years ago.

44:30🔗 Adam So it started when you were how, when did it start?

44:33🔗 Caller About four or five.

44:35🔗 Adam So you were...

44:35🔗 Drew Age four or five. Wow.

44:37🔗 Adam Age four or five?

44:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:39🔗 Adam So, and this was continuing when he was, you know, 16 and you were 10? Yeah.

44:45🔗 Drew How awful. I wonder if the fact that she put an end to it alters the victim sort of role. You know what I'm saying?

44:52🔗 Adam Well, it couldn't hurt.

44:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

44:54🔗 Adam Hey, Kristen, does your mom or your dad know about this?

44:58🔗 Caller No, I never told anybody.

44:59🔗 Drew Why don't you?

45:01🔗 Caller Because I just didn't feel like they should know, you know.

45:03🔗 Drew Well, they need to know so they can help you. You need to get help dealing with this.

45:07🔗 Caller Well, I mean, I don't have a problem with it.

45:09🔗 Drew You do. You may not believe you do, but you do.

45:11🔗 Adam Listen, you were five and this guy was 10 or something.

45:17🔗 Drew It affects your brain development. Yeah, it changes your whole system.

45:21🔗 Adam How are you doing in school?

45:22🔗 Caller Fine.

45:23🔗 Adam Huh?

45:24🔗 Caller Great. You know, I get good grades.

45:26🔗 Adam You do?

45:27🔗 Caller Yeah, I don't have problems with anything.

45:29🔗 Adam Now, what's your living situation now?

45:31🔗 Caller Well, right now, I'm living with my mom.

45:36🔗 Adam And her 14 kids from a previous relationship?

45:39🔗 Caller No, I'm her only child.

45:41🔗 Adam I see, good. All right, so stay with your mom. I don't understand why this guy still comes to stay with you if you're dead.

45:47🔗 Caller No, he don't.

45:48🔗 Adam He don't. All right, listen, you get some therapy. You got to talk to someone about this. Tell your mom about this. And stay in school and go far away to college. And I hope your dad gets an attack by wildebeest and eaten alive. I realize because he's a world class jackass. No, he's not. He's spreading his goddamn seed all over the valley like Johnny Rotten seed. He's got a whole. What's he got? Five eight kids for doesn't take care of any of them. And he's got their rapist for son.

46:17🔗 Caller Well, that's not the only problem I have is my brother. I have I have a little problem with my dad and I have a problem with my mom and my sister. She's a total weirdo.

46:28🔗 Adam Or besides your dad, mom, brother and sister, your family's good.

46:34🔗 Caller No, I see a real problem.

46:35🔗 Adam There's no problem.

46:36🔗 Caller I don't have any grandparents.

46:37🔗 Adam All right. They they someone killed them in a will to be gambling argument at some point. Kristen, listen, listen, don't get pregnant. Keep your legs closed. Study and go far away to college. That's your job.

46:50🔗 Drew Every night.

46:51🔗 Caller That's your mission.

46:52🔗 Drew Every call. That's our answer.

46:53🔗 Adam You understand, Kristen?

46:54🔗 Caller Yeah, but what we can do about my dad because every girlfriend that he has, they're all strippers and they all have to pay.

47:03🔗 Adam He's a wonderful, wonderful role model. He's a wonderful husband and a wonderful father.

47:07🔗 Drew He's just a dad.

47:08🔗 Adam Listen, hopefully he dies.

47:11🔗 Caller No, that's not something that I want. I love my dad very much.

47:14🔗 Adam I know. He's a dynamite individual. I'd love to really sit down and talk to him so I could take a wrench to his head. Idiot. The saddest part is their daughters love them.

47:25🔗 Caller All right.

47:25🔗 Adam Listen, I'm going to go find it.

47:26🔗 Caller We'll be back.

47:30🔗 Caller Loveline will be right back. So get your problems ready. Ready.

47:51🔗 Caller Loveline.

47:52🔗 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, I spoke to his publicist during the commercial. Is he going to stay on until the next break? Yeah.

48:01🔗 Drew Oh yeah, yeah, mm-hmm.

48:02🔗 Adam Yeah, I know you got to do the KTLA morning show tomorrow. You got to get pretty early. What time's the car picking you up?

48:08🔗 Drew 4.30.

48:08🔗 Adam 4.30 tomorrow morning. I see. You got to be in makeup by five?

48:13🔗 Drew I got up 6.30 this morning.

48:15🔗 Adam I see. And I know you're on a whirlwind tour, and the schedule's tight, and all that kind of stuff. We really appreciate you hanging out.

48:21🔗 Drew Thanks. Well, I'm having a good time.

48:25🔗 Adam Okay, but we do break at 11.20. This is 20 minutes.

48:29🔗 Drew I thought these were, like, 14 minutes.

48:31🔗 Adam This one goes to 20. Is it all right? Can you hang out? The publicist says you can hang.

48:34🔗 Drew Okay.

48:35🔗 Adam All right. Let's just keep going. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Speak to Bridget, who's 17. Bridget?

48:42🔗 Caller Hi.

48:43🔗 Adam Hi.

48:43🔗 Caller Hey, how are your kids, Drew?

48:45🔗 Drew They're great. They went skiing and they ski like maniacs. They're doing NASTAR races.

48:51🔗 Adam What races?

48:52🔗 Drew The slalom. I mean, and of course, nuts.

48:57🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, okay. I'm 17. And so for the past week, I've had some pretty regular sex. And then the past couple of days-

49:05🔗 Drew It's part of being 17, Adam. Sure.

49:07🔗 Caller Yeah. When I have been urinating, it's been slightly uncomfortable and kind of stings.

49:15🔗 Drew So you have a urine infection. That's part of being sexually active for a female particularly. And you've got to get that taken care of. It's very easily treated. The problem is that if you don't treat it, that can ascend up into your kidneys and be very serious.

49:29🔗 Caller Yeah, I've heard that. So do I have to see a doctor? Can I like take some supplements?

49:34🔗 Drew No. You need an antibiotic. You have to see a doctor.

49:37🔗 Adam Really? What about the old cranberry juice and all that? No. Why not?

49:42🔗 Drew That helps prevent these.

49:43🔗 Adam It prevents them.

49:45🔗 Drew But it will not. Once the bacteria are growing, they must be treated with antibiotics.

49:49🔗 Caller So does the blood come along with that too?

49:51🔗 Drew That's the degree of inflammation and infection that's going on. You might even consider going to the emergency room tonight.

49:59🔗 Adam Really?

50:00🔗 Drew You can become septic and die within a few hours if it really gets into the kidneys.

50:03🔗 Adam Well, there's only 50-50 chance of that. Why don't you go tomorrow morning, Bridget?

50:08🔗 Caller Okay.

50:09🔗 Drew If you get a fever, chills or vomit tonight, you go immediately, okay?

50:12🔗 Caller All right.

50:12🔗 Drew All right.

50:13🔗 Adam All right, baby.

50:14🔗 Caller Bye-bye.

50:14🔗 Adam Good hump. You see how God pays you back?

50:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

50:20🔗 Drew Where's she going to finish school?

50:21🔗 Adam She said, F God. Wow. Hold on. Bridget, pod her up. Is she still there? Come on, Anderson. What's up there, buddy? Is she there, Bridget? No, she hung up. All right. Well, I'll see you in hell, baby. Jesus Christ. F God. I said, you see how God pays you back? She goes, yeah, F him.

50:42🔗 Caller Is he your disciples, Adam?

50:46🔗 Adam No kidding. Jesus Christ. I'm thinking of getting out of this whole atheist thing. I don't like the crowd. They scare me, these real atheists. Well, the funny thing is she's probably Mormon or born again. Dennis?

51:00🔗 Caller Yes.

51:01🔗 Adam You're 22.

51:02🔗 Caller First, I want to say, Adam, I think you're a genius. And Dr. Drew, I really respect you for your medical knowledge.

51:09🔗 Drew Thanks. What's up, Dennis?

51:11🔗 Caller Okay. My question is, back in November of 99, I was involved in a major car accident. A drunk driver hit me at 90 miles an hour and basically ejected me from my car.

51:22🔗 Caller Wow.

51:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

51:24🔗 Adam What kind of car were you driving?

51:26🔗 Caller I was driving a 1970 Dodge Afton pickup. He was in one of those old Gio metros.

51:31🔗 Drew My God, going 90?

51:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

51:34🔗 Drew Did he survive?

51:35🔗 Caller Yeah. Actually, he ran away from the scene and was apprehended shortly thereafter.

51:40🔗 Drew 90 miles an hour? There's that deceleration injury we usually transexoriorita.

51:44🔗 Adam Breaks your heart valve off.

51:46🔗 Caller He got really lucky. I don't know what else to say about it.

51:50🔗 Adam Well, what were you doing in your, were you parked?

51:53🔗 Caller No, I was driving. I was driving down the road and he ran a red light and hit me right in the passenger side.

51:59🔗 Adam He broadsided you?

52:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:01🔗 Drew Wow.

52:01🔗 Adam All right. Hold on. Let me talk to Drew. No way was he going 90.

52:05🔗 Drew Both cars would have disintegrated.

52:07🔗 Adam You drive a three-cylinder, a three-cylinder Gio Metro at 90 miles an hour into an intersection and hit a half-ton 70 Dodge pickup broadside. You're vaporized.

52:21🔗 Drew Vaporized. Yeah. That's what I would think.

52:23🔗 Adam They need the jaws of life to get your retainer out of your ass. Oh, yes. They've used it for that before. Now, listen. I'm sure this was a bad accident. And I'm sure the guy was doing 50.

52:36🔗 Drew Yeah.

52:38🔗 Adam Dennis. No way was he doing 90.

52:42🔗 Caller I don't have a clue what type of car it was. I assumed it was a GIO or something like that. A smaller type vehicle, smaller than my truck.

52:49🔗 Adam All right. Well, anyway, you were hitting on the passenger side.

52:52🔗 Caller Yeah. And I basically was ejected.

52:54🔗 Adam So you didn't have your seatbelt on?

52:56🔗 Caller Well, the truck didn't come with seatbelts. My God.

52:59🔗 Adam Really? 1970?

53:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:01🔗 Adam Didn't come with seatbelts. Interesting. Trucks don't have to for many years have the same equipment. Adhere to the same codes that cars had. Anyway, so you were ejected. You landed on your head?

53:15🔗 Caller You know, I don't remember. From the point of getting hit to waking up in the hospital, I don't remember anything.

53:22🔗 Drew What's the question?

53:24🔗 Caller Basically, from that point after, I've basically lost all ability to feel anything towards anyone. Basically, I don't really care about anything.

53:34🔗 Drew Is that you don't care or you can't empathize? They don't exist. You could hurt them and you wouldn't be bothered by that.

53:44🔗 Caller Well, I'm a very nonviolent person by nature, so I don't think I could hurt them, but I wouldn't care if they were hurt.

53:53🔗 Drew But you have, again, let me clarify. Is that you can't empathize with them so anything that happens to them doesn't matter or you have no feelings about them?

54:02🔗 Caller I can't empathize and I have no feelings about them. Like my family, I really, you know, I've lost contact with my family. I really don't talk to anyone in my family anymore.

54:12🔗 Adam I'm the same way. I was even in an accident.

54:15🔗 Drew Did you mistreat them?

54:16🔗 Caller No.

54:17🔗 Drew You just don't care?

54:19🔗 Caller Yeah, I just don't care.

54:20🔗 Drew Are you on medication?

54:21🔗 Caller No. Shortly thereafter, I lost my job, so I basically couldn't see a doctor or anything like that. I lost my job because of the accident. I wasn't able to perform my work.

54:33🔗 Drew You must have seen a lot of doctors around the time of the accident.

54:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:37🔗 Drew And they didn't put you on medication?

54:39🔗 Caller No. Just basically, they put me on muscle relaxers and effects, which they said because it was for the depression that would set in.

54:51🔗 Adam Do you have a girlfriend or anything like that?

54:54🔗 Caller I did, but we were going to get married two weeks after the accident happened, and she basically went back to her boyfriend that's just getting out of prison.

55:03🔗 Drew How long ago did this happen?

55:06🔗 Caller It happened November of 1999.

55:11🔗 Adam And what about your family? Do they contact you?

55:13🔗 Caller Yeah. They called me. I was like, yeah, I'm doing okay. Whatever.

55:17🔗 Adam They call you now?

55:19🔗 Caller Once in a great while, like on my birthday or Christmas or whatever.

55:23🔗 Adam Well, they're not that into it either.

55:25🔗 Caller No, not really.

55:27🔗 Adam Well, maybe just coming from that kind of families made you the kind of person you are. Let me talk to Drew for a second. This guy blames everything on this accident. Everything. But you know what?

55:36🔗 Drew It's a little suspicious.

55:37🔗 Adam I don't think it's all the accident. His girlfriend dumped him and went back with the ex who was coming out of prison two weeks later. Obviously she was dicey. That was a shaky relationship. He lost his job because he got in a horrible accident. I don't know what kind of job that was and it obviously couldn't have been much of a career and shouldn't work that way. He has doctors who saw him all through the accident but didn't see him anymore.

56:04🔗 Drew Then family that doesn't give a damn.

56:05🔗 Adam Family that he doesn't have any connection with but they stopped calling, don't seem that interested in him either. It didn't sound like much of a life before the accident and I know everything's getting funneled into the accident but these problems seemed like they were there. Seemed like there was some depression and there was some history of less than ideal family. Dennis, am I right about this?

56:30🔗 Caller Some of it. I was adopted when I was nine.

56:35🔗 Adam That's bad.

56:36🔗 Caller I was taken away from my mom because she's a severe drug addict.

56:40🔗 Adam There's the depression baby.

56:42🔗 Caller She was using us as couriers.

56:44🔗 Drew Did you have a hit couriers?

56:47🔗 Caller Yeah. Basically, she'd have us bring the drugs to...

56:50🔗 Drew Yeah, but where was she putting the drugs?

56:52🔗 Caller Backpacks, whatever.

56:54🔗 Adam What? What did you think? In his ass? Oh, Drew, what are you watching?

56:58🔗 Caller Too many movies.

56:59🔗 Adam Oh, shut up.

57:00🔗 Drew Listen, I worked at a county hospital.

57:01🔗 Caller No, you did not.

57:02🔗 Adam You never saw any nine-year-old mules that had condoms filled with heroin rammed up their rectums.

57:10🔗 Drew Well, they'd swallow them sometimes.

57:11🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Well, that's different.

57:13🔗 Caller And the thing about the career, you're wrong about that one thing. I had a great career going for me.

57:18🔗 Drew What was that?

57:20🔗 Caller It was in the medical field. I was working in the field as a pre-hospital care.

57:25🔗 Adam Right. But how great a gig was this, that you get in this horrible, horrific accident in the can you?

57:31🔗 Caller Well, if you can't lift a patient, you can't work.

57:34🔗 Drew Lifting patients?

57:36🔗 Caller Yeah. Basically, you have to put them on the stretcher and put them in the back of an ambulance.

57:40🔗 Adam All right. Listen.

57:40🔗 Caller You can't do that.

57:41🔗 Adam You being a human forklift at the morgue is not exactly the fast track in the medical industry. But listen, Dennis, you got problems and I understand that, but I wouldn't focus on this accident at all. That's something horrible that happened to you, but your whole life has been an accident. I mean, your childhood, being taken away from your mother, her drug addiction, the relationships you've gotten into. These are all things that you need to examine.

58:09🔗 Drew Being able to have feelings and have connection with other people are major issues for you, no doubt. And maybe the trauma of the accident re-triggered some of this, and certainly head injury can affect mood, and certainly can affect personality. Certainly could affect your ability to have feelings and regulate feelings. But God knows the impact of being a mule of some type to ferry drugs for the drug addicted mom, and ultimately being a foster child. I mean, that is profound, profound abuse.

58:37🔗 Adam All right, so, what's he do?

58:41🔗 Drew To base on an addict, I could help him if he were else, which he may be. He's going to talk to us about that.

58:47🔗 Adam Now listen, I don't even know where to begin. I like to shake him like an etch a sketch and just start over. Dennis, can you work now?

58:55🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm actually working right now.

58:57🔗 Adam What are you doing?

58:59🔗 Caller Security.

59:00🔗 Adam Oh, all right, do you have anyone, you have friends you can turn to?

59:04🔗 Caller I have a roommate, that's about it.

59:07🔗 Adam All right, you need to make friends, you need to find a woman, you need to participate in life. I know it sounds trite, but you need to do it. You need to get out. This, forget about the accident. You got to get some therapy. Go to the library and hang out. Take long walks, listen to classical music. Watch a lot of PBS. I don't know what to say. I don't know where to begin.

59:33🔗 Drew You get recovery programs again. You get a great connection with people like this.

59:37🔗 Adam Here's what I want to say. We talk to people all the time that have horrific lives and there's one event in their life that they focus on and they channel and they use as an excuse for all the things that have happened in their life. This accident ain't it. If you had a family that loved you, if you had a mom that you weren't taken away from, if you had a great career, I think, you have a great woman, you would have knocked on your ass for a few weeks, a few months and then you would have been back into your life.

1:00:01🔗 Drew The accident certainly is a symbol for his life though.

1:00:03🔗 Adam Right. Emily?

1:00:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:05🔗 Adam You're 27.

1:00:06🔗 Caller Uh-huh. What's up?

1:00:07🔗 Caller Well, I'm a recovering postitute and a recovering drug addict and I've recently been married and I have three children from a previous relationship which I have not told my husband about.

1:00:19🔗 Drew Hold on, stop. He doesn't know about your children?

1:00:22🔗 Caller No.

1:00:23🔗 Drew So where are they?

1:00:24🔗 Caller They've been adopted out throughout the family.

1:00:27🔗 Adam That's good.

1:00:28🔗 Drew Does he know the other family members?

1:00:30🔗 Caller Not really, no. We didn't know each other long before we got married.

1:00:33🔗 Drew Why is that?

1:00:35🔗 Caller Well, we met through the internet and got married like 72 hours after we met each other.

1:00:39🔗 Adam Very, very normal, very healthy behavior.

1:00:43🔗 Drew Let's explore your recovery for a second. What did your sponsor say about this?

1:00:47🔗 Caller I didn't go through any, like, NA or AA.

1:00:50🔗 Drew So that's not recovering?

1:00:52🔗 Caller Well, I'm seeing a private therapist.

1:00:55🔗 Drew What did your therapist say about this behavior?

1:00:57🔗 Caller That it's not healthy.

1:00:58🔗 Drew Yeah, and so you're really not recovering. You're just sort of in limbo. You're sort of between being a prostitute and engaging in other kinds of destructive behaviors.

1:01:09🔗 Caller But anyway, my question was...

1:01:10🔗 Adam And what's up with your screwy family?

1:01:13🔗 Caller Well, they're all screwed up just as bad as I am.

1:01:15🔗 Adam Yeah, great. They're raising the kids now?

1:01:17🔗 Caller Yeah, basically.

1:01:18🔗 Adam There's a plan.

1:01:19🔗 Caller Well, you know, it was better than them being with me and putting them in situations like this.

1:01:23🔗 Adam Take the kids to the S factory that churned you out and let them see if they can weave a little of their magic on the kitties.

1:01:30🔗 Caller My question...

1:01:31🔗 Adam Genius.

1:01:31🔗 Caller Okay, my question was, should I tell my husband about the children or should I not?

1:01:36🔗 Drew How long have you been married?

1:01:37🔗 Caller Three months.

1:01:38🔗 Adam Annulment.

1:01:39🔗 Drew You are as sick as your secrets. Just let that ring in your head.

1:01:43🔗 Caller It is.

1:01:44🔗 Adam Listen, can't you get an annulment?

1:01:47🔗 Caller No.

1:01:48🔗 Adam What's this guy do for a living?

1:01:49🔗 Caller He's in the Navy.

1:01:52🔗 Adam Are you done with your prostitution?

1:01:54🔗 Caller Absolutely. I have been for seven months now.

1:01:56🔗 Drew What changed you?

1:01:58🔗 Caller I didn't want to live that kind of life anymore. I was sick with myself and sick of the behavior.

1:02:02🔗 Drew And what happened that scared you? Excuse me? Something happened that really scared you?

1:02:06🔗 Caller Nothing happened that really scared me. It was just the behavior was disgusting. I was sick with myself.

1:02:09🔗 Adam Well, listen, I never saw, I never knew any prostitutes, but I did see the movie Night Shift. I know it's a fairly lighthearted romp for a career. Is it a good time?

1:02:19🔗 Caller No, it wasn't.

1:02:20🔗 Adam Well, I've seen the movie Henry Winkler.

1:02:24🔗 Caller I remember the movie.

1:02:25🔗 Adam It's not like that?

1:02:26🔗 Caller No, it's not like that.

1:02:27🔗 Drew What was your drug of choice?

1:02:29🔗 Caller Methamphetamine.

1:02:30🔗 Drew When was the last time you used it?

1:02:31🔗 Caller Eight months ago.

1:02:32🔗 Drew You're still smoking pot?

1:02:33🔗 Caller No, absolutely not.

1:02:34🔗 Drew Alcohol?

1:02:34🔗 Adam Shelley Long.

1:02:36🔗 Caller I drink occasionally.

1:02:40🔗 Drew Is there addiction in your family?

1:02:42🔗 Caller Absolutely.

1:02:43🔗 Caller My mother's been recovered for about ten years now from crack cocaine, and my father still uses from what I know.

1:02:49🔗 Adam Great. Doing a wonderful job with the kids, I'm sure?

1:02:52🔗 Caller My mother is, yeah.

1:02:53🔗 Adam Where's your dad?

1:02:54🔗 Caller I have no idea.

1:02:55🔗 Adam Good. I hope someone puts a bullet in his head.

1:02:57🔗 Caller So do I.

1:02:58🔗 Adam Good. Did he, like, who raped you or molested you or whatever?

1:03:01🔗 Caller No one did, absolutely not.

1:03:03🔗 Adam Really?

1:03:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:04🔗 Drew Nobody ever touched you or anything or exposed you to?

1:03:06🔗 Caller It was an abusive household.

1:03:07🔗 Drew Nobody exposed you to pornography or anything when you were a kid?

1:03:09🔗 Caller No, it was more abusive emotionally and verbally than physically.

1:03:12🔗 Adam Look, I look at me not being exposed to pornography as an abusive household.

1:03:17🔗 Drew You're trying to make up for that.

1:03:18🔗 Adam I'd expose myself to the bra section of a Sears catalog like an animal. You understand? Like an animal in the jungle. Hey, does your husband know about the prostitution?

1:03:29🔗 Caller He does, but we don't talk about it.

1:03:31🔗 Adam Oh, well, I'm sure that'll go away.

1:03:33🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:03:34🔗 Adam Okay, listen, you promised me no more kids.

1:03:37🔗 Caller No, no, I'm on the Depra Povera shot.

1:03:39🔗 Drew Good.

1:03:40🔗 Adam Who put you on that?

1:03:41🔗 Caller I did.

1:03:42🔗 Adam Good girl.

1:03:42🔗 Drew By the way, there's a combo shot out there now that has estrogen and progesterone. For those of you that have unpleasant side effects from the progesterone, you know, they get irritable or their libido goes down, that kind of thing, which is kind of common.

1:03:52🔗 Caller Right.

1:03:53🔗 Drew Add that estrogen in if you feel like it, if you talk to your doctor about it. But this therapist you're seeing, is he or she familiar with people that are coming out of prostitution and addiction?

1:04:03🔗 Caller Yeah, he knows everything about it.

1:04:05🔗 Drew No, no, no, not about your experience with it. Is he an expert in that field?

1:04:09🔗 Caller I'm not quite sure I've been asked.

1:04:11🔗 Adam All right, hey, how do you afford the private therapist?

1:04:15🔗 Caller How do I afford it? Well, my husband makes good money in the Navy.

1:04:18🔗 Adam He does?

1:04:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:20🔗 Adam What's he do, smuggle booze?

1:04:21🔗 Caller No, he's a high-ranking officer, actually.

1:04:24🔗 Adam He is?

1:04:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:24🔗 Adam What's his rank?

1:04:26🔗 Caller I'd rather not say. In case he's listening this evening.

1:04:29🔗 Adam All right.

1:04:29🔗 Caller General?

1:04:31🔗 Adam No.

1:04:31🔗 Caller Admiral.

1:04:32🔗 Adam No.

1:04:33🔗 Caller We're Admiral.

1:04:34🔗 Adam All right. That's one of the movies she did before she got into prostitution.

1:04:38🔗 Caller We're Admiral.

1:04:39🔗 Adam All right, Emily. Enjoy yourself there, babe.

1:04:41🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:04:42🔗 Adam Good luck. Hey, listen, you take care of those kids. Do you hear me?

1:04:46🔗 Caller Well, I really have no contact with them.

1:04:48🔗 Adam I know. OK. But you've got the baboons who raised you raising them. That doesn't bother you at all?

1:04:55🔗 Caller It bothers me extremely, but I don't know what to do about it.

1:04:57🔗 Adam Are any of them boys?

1:04:59🔗 Caller Excuse me?

1:04:59🔗 Adam How many of them are boys?

1:05:00🔗 Caller One.

1:05:01🔗 Adam All right. We have to kill the boy, because he's going to be a criminal. He may kill one of my sons. You understand me? I hold you personally responsible for all the crime that's committed by that kid. Now, are they all living with your ex-junkie mom?

1:05:15🔗 Caller One's with my mother and the other two are with their father.

1:05:18🔗 Adam Their father?

1:05:20🔗 Caller Their father, yeah.

1:05:21🔗 Adam The John who knocked you up?

1:05:23🔗 Caller No, he wasn't a John. He's recently remarried and has a wonderful wife and a wonderful family.

1:05:30🔗 Adam Really?

1:05:30🔗 Caller Absolutely.

1:05:31🔗 Drew Why aren't all three kids with him?

1:05:32🔗 Caller Excuse me?

1:05:33🔗 Drew Why aren't all three kids with him?

1:05:34🔗 Caller Because all three aren't his.

1:05:37🔗 Adam Stupid question. All right, what's he do for a living?

1:05:40🔗 Caller He drives a truck for a local trucking company.

1:05:43🔗 Adam All right, so he's on the fast track.

1:05:45🔗 Drew Wonderful.

1:05:46🔗 Adam All right, all right, it's all relative. Okay, all right, Emily, take care of yourself.

1:05:52🔗 Drew Good luck.

1:05:52🔗 Adam Thank you. Lie to your husband.

1:05:54🔗 Drew Just bring your husband to the therapy session sometime.

1:05:56🔗 Adam And by the way, you meet some chick over the internet, you get married 72 hours later, this is what you get. On the ride home from the chapel. Oh, by the way, FYI, you knew my hobbies, skiing, equestrian, sailing, and taking long walks on the beach. As it turns out, I was a prostitute and I got three kids.

1:06:16🔗 Caller Don't!

1:06:17🔗 Drew And I was trying out on speed for 10 years.

1:06:20🔗 Adam Dad's crack addict. Fantastic.

1:06:23🔗 Drew Drive on.

1:06:23🔗 Adam Anyway, Penny for your thoughts. Let me tell you something weird about we had that call the guy was throwing from the car. It just struck me as strange. I was talking to Gary. Gary's the rain man, the idiot savant carpenter I work with. This guy is in his forties, the nicest guy in the world. He's a good carpenter, a good Finnish carpenter, and we work together all day. That's who I hang out with. We build cabinets and work in my garage. Gary's a very simple man, lives in a trailer.

1:06:54🔗 Drew I remember you talked to this guy before with his ex-wife.

1:06:57🔗 Adam With his ex-wife. An 18 foot long by 5 foot wide trailer.

1:07:01🔗 Drew Takes care of her.

1:07:02🔗 Adam Takes care of his ex-wife who can't find a new place even though they've been divorced for a year. Has to live in essentially a prison cell on wheels with her.

1:07:11🔗 Drew She's hell on wheels, right?

1:07:12🔗 Adam She's a mess and a half and he's the world's nicest guy. So I was talking to Gary yesterday while we were building some cabinets and I like Gary. Our deal is I pay him, he listens to me talk and he agrees. That's our relationship. So I said he was talking about high school sports. I'll tell him one of my football stories. I've told him the same one like 35 times, but he doesn't care. He's on the clock. And he says, yeah, I didn't play football in high school. I wanted to go out for the team, but my dad said football was too dangerous. I said, that's interesting because you told me in another conversation that you always rode motorcycles, that you bought your first one when you were 15, enduro street bike. I mean, a street legal bike, and you went from one enduro motorcycle to the next, and you rode bikes from 15 to 25. He said, yeah. I said, your father, he worried about you playing football, but he didn't worry about you killing yourself on the motorcycle? And he goes, and here's a guy who has no sense of humor, by the way. And he goes, I did kill myself. And I started laughing. I said, hey, good one, Gary. Everybody's thinking, this guy never makes a joke, is he talking about? And he goes, no, I was clinically dead. And I thought, oh, you did kill yourself. And he said, yeah, I was dead. How long? About 20 seconds. I was on the table. So what happened? So I was hurrying home. I was 16. I was riding my Enduro motorcycle. I wasn't wearing a helmet. Car turned left in front of me. Clip man went flying, broke my wrist, cracked a few ribs, punctured a lung, whacked in the head. I was on the...

1:08:45🔗 Drew This is why he's living with his ex-wife.

1:08:46🔗 Adam I was on the table. I was thinking to myself, who was explaining a few things. I was on the table and my heart stopped. I was dead. And I thought, well, that's nice. And then I thought, well, you really did illustrate my point, didn't you, Gary? You rarely get that kind of satisfaction, that kind of payday when you're trying to make a point about your dad worrying about you going out for the football team, you're riding a motorcycle. In the 10th grade, you're clinically dead from riding a motorcycle. And I said, yep, that's exactly what I was worried about happening, Gary. See what I mean? I hope you learned your lesson.

1:09:17🔗 Drew You could have killed yourself and you did.

1:09:19🔗 Adam You know the beauty of Gary? He was hurrying home because he wanted to ask his dad for a loan to get a bigger bike.

1:09:25🔗 Drew Oh, seriously?

1:09:26🔗 Adam Yes, when he got in an accident. And then I said to him, did you ever get the bigger bike? And he said, right out of the hospital. Still had a forearm cast on when I was on that 750 Triumph.

1:09:36🔗 Drew He's an addict.

1:09:37🔗 Adam Nope.

1:09:38🔗 Drew He's an alcoholic.

1:09:40🔗 Adam He is drunk when I call him at night.

1:09:41🔗 Drew Yeah, thank you.

1:09:42🔗 Adam He drinks a few beers at night. He's an alcoholic. Listen, how dare you? How dare you attack my help?

1:09:46🔗 Drew I'm not telling you. It's just that only alcoholics do that kind of stuff.

1:09:49🔗 Adam All right. I think you said... No, he didn't say that. No, he didn't do that. We're going to take ourselves a break. When we come back, we'll speak to Bill, his wife, his... his wife has juices when she has an orgasm and it burns his sack. Yikes. After this.

1:10:13🔗 Hello. What is this?

1:10:14🔗 Caller This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:10:17🔗 Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:10:20🔗 Adam Hey, Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Let's see how back on the phone. Bill's wife does the juicing. Bill? Your wife churns out some juice when she orgasms? She does the juicing.

1:10:35🔗 What does she do?

1:10:38🔗 Adam She does the juicing. When she orgasms?

1:10:41🔗 Yeah, it's basically, you know, to be having sex, and when she has an orgasm, it drips down, lands on my scrotum, and it burns.

1:10:54🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like that movie Alien.

1:10:56🔗 Yeah, kind of.

1:10:57🔗 Adam And then it burns, it drops off your nuts, burns a hole through the mattress and the box spring, then the floor, then down into the basement. It keeps going.

1:11:05🔗 Not that bad, but enough where I want to jump up and get a moist towel or something and wipe it off.

1:11:13🔗 Adam I see.

1:11:14🔗 Drew Do you have any other testicular features like yeast or fungus or anything, dot jock itch, anything like that?

1:11:22🔗 No.

1:11:23🔗 Adam Is she of Hispanic descent?

1:11:26🔗 Drew What the hell are you asking about?

1:11:27🔗 Well, she's a lot of everything.

1:11:30🔗 Adam I see. Well, those Mexican ladies, the hot tamales.

1:11:33🔗 Drew I see the capsaicin in their blood.

1:11:35🔗 Adam It's like pepper spray comes out of them.

1:11:36🔗 Drew That's nice.

1:11:37🔗 Adam Yeah. You're blind if you get down there.

1:11:40🔗 Drew Could be a new self-defense move over here.

1:11:42🔗 Adam Hey, Bill, does she have to be on top to have the orgasm?

1:11:47🔗 No.

1:11:47🔗 Adam How about you get on top, give her the orgasm and then it drips on her ass and burns her?

1:11:53🔗 It doesn't seem to bother her.

1:11:56🔗 Drew That's the point.

1:11:57🔗 When it gets quite moist down there and when it lands on my scrotum sack, I think what he's saying is he's going to get it no matter what, is what he's saying.

1:12:08🔗 Adam It's going to spray out no matter what?

1:12:10🔗 Yeah. I mean, it doesn't happen all the time, but when it does happen, it is very uncomfortable.

1:12:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:12:15🔗 Drew Well, there are there-

1:12:16🔗 It ruins the moment.

1:12:17🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:12:18🔗 Adam Yeah. We've never heard this question before. The sack is very porous, though. I remember after cleaning something in gasoline, scratching my nuts once and feeling a burning sensation in my brain.

1:12:31🔗 Drew Your point about her, then?

1:12:33🔗 Adam My point about her is, why, did I have a point about her? He needs to do, she's a high test, as they say.

1:12:42🔗 Drew High grade.

1:12:43🔗 Adam I would take myself a lobster bib, a mini lobster bib, tied around the base of my penis, letting it dangle over my scrotum.

1:12:50🔗 Drew Does it have to have one of those lobsters on it? The pictures.

1:12:53🔗 Adam No.

1:12:53🔗 Drew It could just be any kind of bib, then.

1:12:54🔗 Adam Well, map of the continental United States.

1:12:57🔗 Drew Baby bib? Those little terry cloth ones?

1:12:59🔗 Adam No, I'll tell you what I would use. You see in hockey, hockey goalies use that clear piece that hangs down to protect their neck. Now catchers in baseball have a little attachment.

1:13:11🔗 Drew It's too big.

1:13:13🔗 Adam Not for me.

1:13:13🔗 Drew I know you do.

1:13:14🔗 Caller I have huge nuts.

1:13:15🔗 Drew The average testicle is not near the hang.

1:13:18🔗 Adam How about using a small shoehorn with a pipe cleaner that's twisted around the base of your penis, letting it dangle in front, creating a shield.

1:13:25🔗 Drew I just think the baby bibs with the little snaps at the top and the three blocks on them, ABC.

1:13:31🔗 Adam Right, a little powder blue teddy bear. Yeah. How about that?

1:13:36🔗 Drew Also just keep a wet washcloth at the bedside and just wipe it off quickly.

1:13:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, Bill? Yeah. Yeah, why don't you get a little bib? I think it comes in Barbie's, you gotta buy like Barbie's Winnebago or something, but there's a bib that comes with that. You can tie that around your base, your penis, you let it hang down. Or, there's actually, I got an idea.

1:13:59🔗 Drew The grommet could have a flap.

1:14:01🔗 Adam The mud flap.

1:14:02🔗 Drew The grommet could have a mud flap.

1:14:03🔗 Adam Not bad. Not bad. Now think about how that would affect different positions. There's actually a gel, like protectoderm, I did an infomercial for it once, where you rub it on your hands and it stops stuff from sticking. Meaning, you put your hand in motor oil, you rub that on your nuts. You know the stuff I'm talking about, the kind of thing I'm talking about?

1:14:24🔗 Drew I've heard of that, I don't know what it was made of. And it probably was heavy petroleum based, right?

1:14:28🔗 Adam Why doesn't he lube up his nuts with some Vaseline or something, just to protect it, clog the pores a little bit?

1:14:34🔗 Drew I'm using condoms.

1:14:36🔗 Adam Wesley?

1:14:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:37🔗 Adam Ear 20, what's up?

1:14:38🔗 Caller Yeah, I was dating this girl and it was actually only on the first date, but she had some heavy problems, really a big codependency, some family problems. She was in a ballet as a kid and so she was bulimic when she was like 14.

1:14:55🔗 Adam Yeah, it was great stuff.

1:14:56🔗 Drew This is a lovely listener by Wesley's.

1:14:59🔗 Adam Good.

1:14:59🔗 Drew Yeah, that's our usual criteria here.

1:15:01🔗 Caller Well, I've been listening to the show for like five years, so thank goodness, thanks to the show. I haven't actually had to call until now most because I've educated myself through the show.

1:15:10🔗 Drew Right, it seems like you chose one carefully based on the kinds of concerns we have.

1:15:15🔗 Caller Yeah, well, I try to choose carefully, but this one kind of jumped on me and attacked me without mercy.

1:15:22🔗 Adam Well, what's your question?

1:15:24🔗 Caller Well, she attaches pretty quickly and she's in pretty deep, and I'm worried that if I cut this off right now quickly, she's going to think it's because...

1:15:35🔗 Adam Have you had sex with her? No.

1:15:37🔗 Drew Good.

1:15:37🔗 Adam You went on one date?

1:15:39🔗 Caller Yes.

1:15:39🔗 Adam All right, nip this in the bud.

1:15:41🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:15:42🔗 Caller Well, I'm kind of worried because now that she's told me about all of her past stuff...

1:15:46🔗 Drew Yeah, you have the codependency issues, not her.

1:15:49🔗 Caller I do.

1:15:50🔗 Adam Yes. Listen, whatever it is, it's going to be worse down the road. Well, however much discomfort you're feeling now about breaking up with her, it's going to be worse. Whatever it is, it's going to be worse. So do it now.

1:16:04🔗 Caller Okay. Well, just my problem, my thing is, is that I have a feeling that she's going to think that I'm doing this because of things that happened in her past. I don't want to...

1:16:13🔗 Adam No, she's 100% right.

1:16:17🔗 Caller She... well, I mean...

1:16:18🔗 Adam Isn't that why you're doing it?

1:16:21🔗 Caller Well, yeah, but I don't want to...

1:16:22🔗 Caller I mean, I don't want to make more of an issue for her.

1:16:24🔗 Adam All right, you listen. You tell her you broke up with your ex-girlfriend and now she's going through a bunch and it's just not the right time.

1:16:31🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

1:16:32🔗 Adam Listen, would you make up some BS? Just BS, would you?

1:16:37🔗 Drew The longer you stay with this, the more chaos, the more painful, the more difficulty this can produce.

1:16:43🔗 Adam Yeah. It's always funny too when guys try to use that kind of chick BS. I just went through a pretty rocky breakup and it was only six months ago and I'm just not ready to date right now. Oh, no, no, no. You're great. You're fantastic. You're sensual. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. Any guy would be blessed to have you. It's just where my head is at right now.

1:17:08🔗 Drew I'm not open to girls right now.

1:17:10🔗 Adam I'm just not open to girls right now. I just want some time for me right now to basically sit home in a bully base, my own semen, jacking off to the thought of other chicks I had sex with once. And I just need some time for me. And listen, ladies, if a guy wants to break up with you or is not interested in a second date, he ain't interested in you. Even if he's married, it's you. If a guy ever feeds you that, you know, right now, I'm in sort of a crossroads. I'm going to be going to junior college next semester, works pretty hectic, I'm working long out. Anything, anything. I got some shrapnel in my head from Vietnam. Anything he uses for not going out, forget it. It's all you. He ain't into you, he don't want a second date. I know it sounds painful, God's honest. And I guess women do that too. Although for them, I think it's about 85 percent. For guys, it's 100 percent.

1:18:18🔗 Drew Well, what else would it, I mean, women actually could have an emotional unavailability. Well, men, it doesn't really matter.

1:18:25🔗 Adam Right.

1:18:25🔗 Drew The penis will function.

1:18:26🔗 Adam Right. Now, as a guy, as a guy, I think as you get, get older, you sort of smell trouble. Maybe you can do that. I've had that situation. Did I tell you that bizarre conversation I had at a party?

1:18:41🔗 Drew No.

1:18:42🔗 Adam It was like a year ago.

1:18:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:18:45🔗 Adam I was single and a very beautiful woman came up to me.

1:18:48🔗 Drew Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:18:49🔗 Adam Did I tell you that?

1:18:50🔗 Drew That roof, that party.

1:18:52🔗 Adam It was Kathy Griffin's party, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She came up to me and she basically asked me to come over and hang out and have sex. Sometimes she was really hot, but I just didn't want to deal with it. She was going, well, you're a carpenter, right? I said, yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, well, you could just come over to my house and I got a few problems. I want you to help me fix around the house. I would say, listen, I'll come over to the house next year and we'll be having sex. I didn't want to go there. You said that. Yeah, and she goes, no, no, no. I mean, we could just go out and just be friends. No, no, no. Listen, listen, I know how it works. I became a woman. It was funny. I'm going to go over there. I'm going to be over there to look at your door that's dragging or your threshold that needs to be revised. Next year, you know, I'm going to down a few beers and we're going to be getting it on. It's not going to work. I need space right now. That was the only time I ever meant that. Usually it's 100% BS.

1:19:48🔗 Drew You had your ovaries removed to that point? Yes.

1:19:52🔗 Adam I was lactating. All right, we will take ourselves a little break here. When we come back, we'll speak to Michelle. She wants to know if there's a test to see if she's had a miscarriage. I don't know about that, but we'll get the answer to that after this. Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, very special in-studio guest tonight, Dr. Drew. Co-author of the Dr. Drew and Adam book.

1:20:32🔗 Drew The Guide to Love and Life.

1:20:34🔗 Adam Dr. Drew has been serving the Pasadena area, in Loma Linda area, helping...

1:20:43🔗 Drew Loma Linda was where Bruce worked.

1:20:44🔗 Adam Oh, it's for Bruce. Oh, a regular doctor, yes. A regular doctor, Dr. Bruce, from the Loma Linda area. You're the Pasadena area and Altadena area, working with... you do sex therapy?

1:20:58🔗 Drew No, I'm the love doctor.

1:20:59🔗 Adam Oh, the love doctor, that's right. That's right. And some addiction medicine. So he's going to stay the full hour. So if you have questions...

1:21:07🔗 Drew Is that 1143? What time does this show end?

1:21:11🔗 Adam It's a two-hour show. We do a two-hour show.

1:21:14🔗 Drew You do it every night?

1:21:15🔗 Adam We do it Sunday through Thursday night for two hours.

1:21:19🔗 Drew This is such a good show.

1:21:20🔗 Adam Oh, you like it?

1:21:21🔗 Drew Yeah, this is really... I mean, can I come back?

1:21:25🔗 Adam Sure, sure, you're doing a great job. We've been on the air for many years here in Southern California, especially. Michelle?

1:21:31🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:21:31🔗 Adam You're 16. Do you have a question for the doctor?

1:21:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:35🔗 Drew What's up, Michelle?

1:21:37🔗 When I was 14, I started having sex with an 18-year-old. And about four months into it, we kind of broke off and didn't really talk to each other. Nothing big happened, but we just kind of drifted apart.

1:21:55🔗 Drew You went off to college?

1:21:59🔗 Adam Huh? He got pulled into Vietnam.

1:22:02🔗 No.

1:22:02🔗 Adam I see. You just drifted apart. What a wonderful human being. You're 14, he's 18?

1:22:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:22:09🔗 Adam He's out of high school and you're in the ninth grade?

1:22:13🔗 Yeah.

1:22:13🔗 Adam Eighth or ninth grade?

1:22:14🔗 Ninth.

1:22:15🔗 Drew Think of what a colossal idiot that is.

1:22:17🔗 Adam What a world class prick.

1:22:19🔗 So, but now I have a question about something that happened then because I'm more concerned now and a month after the last time, I didn't have my period and the next month and then the next month and there were four months and I don't know if it was the worry or not but I was getting sick in the morning, I gained weight.

1:22:47🔗 Adam There was a foot sticking out of her vagina at one point, I was wondering if she was pregnant.

1:22:51🔗 And just my intuition, there was not a doubt in my mind. I definitely thought I was pregnant but then I had my period but it was brought up.

1:23:03🔗 Adam Did you name it?

1:23:05🔗 No, I was too scared. But I was wondering if there was a possibility that I had a miscarriage.

1:23:13🔗 Drew At four months?

1:23:14🔗 Adam Not at four months. I mean, your period wouldn't have been a miscarriage at four months.

1:23:19🔗 Drew You would have seen something. You would have seen tissue at four months.

1:23:22🔗 Okay.

1:23:23🔗 Adam You understand?

1:23:24🔗 No chance.

1:23:25🔗 Drew No, not that there's no chance.

1:23:27🔗 Adam How stupid are you?

1:23:29🔗 I'm not very stupid.

1:23:30🔗 Drew How long ago did this happen?

1:23:31🔗 Adam Did you say moderately stupid?

1:23:33🔗 No, I'm like on a roll, you know, active in school. You totally wouldn't guess.

1:23:39🔗 Adam All right. But what I mean is, is if you had four months worth of fetus in you, you couldn't just, you know, dab that up with some toilet paper. You know what I mean?

1:23:50🔗 Yeah.

1:23:50🔗 Adam I mean, you would have seen something unless the thing is, you know, clung to the inside of you somehow and is, is still there, fossilizing.

1:23:59🔗 Drew Which can happen.

1:24:00🔗 Adam Oh, yes.

1:24:00🔗 Drew And so it is important you get a pelvic exam, make sure everything's okay. But there's no way if everything's out now to test for it that far, that long ago.

1:24:09🔗 Adam All right, Michelle.

1:24:10🔗 Okay.

1:24:11🔗 Adam You have a new guy?

1:24:13🔗 Um, I have a long distance thing.

1:24:15🔗 Adam Really?

1:24:16🔗 Yeah.

1:24:16🔗 Adam Where does he live?

1:24:18🔗 Um, Seattle.

1:24:19🔗 Adam Oh, where are you?

1:24:20🔗 Um, I'm in the Sacramento area.

1:24:23🔗 Drew Bill Gates.

1:24:24🔗 Adam That's not that far. But it is when you're 16. How old is he?

1:24:27🔗 Drew 35.

1:24:29🔗 He's 17.

1:24:30🔗 Adam All right. All right. Good times. Don't tell him this story.

1:24:33🔗 He already knows.

1:24:33🔗 Adam All right. Good times.

1:24:34🔗 He's been there for the whole thing.

1:24:36🔗 Adam Yeah. That's right. Listen, why, why, oh, okay. Thanks. You know, let me tell you something. Guys spend entire relationships keeping things from women, and women tell guys stuff, all the junk, all that horrible stuff. And when you're 17, it just screws with your mind. As a guy, you know what I mean? You're in the first time, you're your girlfriend, you're in love, and she's talking about, my stepbrother used to come into my room, and you're like, oh, God, no, God, no.

1:25:04🔗 Drew But then you're like, yeah?

1:25:06🔗 Adam What do you mean come into your room? Well, he was a few years older, and he was, he used to go to military school, but he used to come stay with us on weekends. And so he used to come into my room, and it's like, but we didn't have sex. But I just blew him. And then he used to play a drum while I blew him. And it's like, they start giving me this weird stuff. And he played the snare drum while I gave him oral. And he used to balance the drum on my head. And he'd be like, oh.

1:25:38🔗 Drew No, you're thinking, you're thinking, I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna get him.

1:25:42🔗 Adam No, here's how the thought goes. I'm gonna kill this guy, and then you go, wait a minute, I'm gonna kill myself. No, wait a minute, I'm gonna kill you. Oh Christ, oh, screw it. But it's like, oh, why did I, why now, oh, why did you? Come on, listen, girls, girls, I don't know, I haven't said it in a while, don't tell guys all the weird ass you've been through. Don't tell them, don't tell them, don't tell them that the 26 year old guy you were with when you were 11 for three years, don't tell them about the affair you had with when your dad's work buddies when you were 17. Don't tell them about that time you went to, you basically effed your way through Europe when you were backpacking as a junior in college. Don't don't tell them, don't tell them, don't tell them about the miscarriages and the abortion. Just don't tell them. You're allowed to say you had other boyfriends, don't get anything specific, and don't get all the weird stuff. It freaks the guys out. And every time it's the same, oh no no no no no no, I wanna know, no it's cool, no it's good, I gotta kill myself. Am I right, Drew? Yeah. I mean is there anything that you ever wanted to know? Do you know what I mean?

1:26:51🔗 Drew But then you're always asking.

1:26:53🔗 Adam You're always asking like a retard. And now, now I'm 36, I don't wanna know anything.

1:26:58🔗 Drew You never got anything you wanted.

1:27:01🔗 Adam I listen, I go on a first date, the chick opens her mouth, I'm gonna have, no no! I just want, no!

1:27:08🔗 Drew Just wanted the salad.

1:27:11🔗 Adam Okay, all right, all right, salad. All right, but that's it, right?

1:27:16🔗 Caller Now, yeah, one time, no, no, no! No, ah, ah, I don't wanna hear it.

1:27:22🔗 Adam I don't wanna hear it.

1:27:27🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:27:28🔗 Adam You're 18?

1:27:29🔗 Caller Yes.

1:27:30🔗 Adam All right, what's up?

1:27:31🔗 Caller Um, okay, like, I have like one breast, like really large.

1:27:35🔗 Drew You have one? Yeah.

1:27:36🔗 Adam One breast is large.

1:27:37🔗 Caller Yeah, larger than the other, like you could totally tell.

1:27:40🔗 Drew You're 18?

1:27:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:41🔗 Adam And you have a third that's in between?

1:27:43🔗 Caller No.

1:27:44🔗 Adam No.

1:27:45🔗 Drew It's very common.

1:27:46🔗 Caller No, like, and like, no, you can really tell, like, when I wear a t-shirt.

1:27:49🔗 Drew Right, it's very common, Monica, and it's one of the more common problems that plastic surgeons are asked to deal with. And you're still 18, you might wait a couple more years, there could be some change with time, but if it's something that really bothers you, it's something that can be corrected.

1:28:03🔗 Caller Okay, like, and the larger one, I get really bad pains, like, where I can't stand it.

1:28:08🔗 Adam How big is the bigger one?

1:28:10🔗 Caller Like, one is like, maybe a C cup, and the other one's a B.

1:28:14🔗 Drew Where's the pain?

1:28:15🔗 Caller It's in the larger one.

1:28:16🔗 Drew But where, all throughout it?

1:28:18🔗 Caller Like, on the bottom part.

1:28:20🔗 Drew Bottom part, do you wear underwire bras?

1:28:22🔗 Caller Yes.

1:28:22🔗 Drew Does the bra fit the B size a little better?

1:28:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:25🔗 Drew Okay, that's why you're getting pain.

1:28:28🔗 Caller Okay.

1:28:29🔗 Drew You gotta wear something that fits the C better, okay?

1:28:31🔗 Adam You can move up to the C and stuff the B.

1:28:33🔗 Caller Okay.

1:28:34🔗 Drew And the underwire might be digging in a little bit.

1:28:36🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

1:28:37🔗 Adam Yeah. You go over wire. That's my mind. All right?

1:28:41🔗 Caller All right.

1:28:41🔗 Adam All right, baby. Take care. Thank you. I just can't stop thinking about that information that chicks give you that you don't need.

1:28:49🔗 Drew I can only think about it because the feeling that comes with it is so unpleasant.

1:28:52🔗 Adam Here's all the mistakes, guys. First off, don't start getting into the story trading thing for the chicks. They'll always trump yours. You know why they'll trump yours? Because they're a chick. And what I mean is...

1:29:03🔗 Drew If you were a chick, you could trump her.

1:29:05🔗 Adam What I'm saying is, you'll get into that story. You know that story? You've been dating for about three or four weeks. You've gotten it on a couple of times. Where's the craziest place you ever made love? And you're like, once I did it on my parents' service porch when they were out of town. And you're like, what about you? And they're like, pool table, Hell's Angel bar. And you're like, no, no. Yeah, it was a couple of guys. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no more, no more. Yeah, yeah, the guy, one guy used to pool cue on it. He used to use a stick on it. Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no. You get into that or you get into like, what, what position do you like? I mean, is this one of your good position? Oh yeah, this is, I love that. Well, I don't do doggy anymore. Oh yeah, why not? Um, this one guy is always some guy named Curve, like, well, he was pretty big and he used to like to do that amyl nitrate while he was, you know, he'd pop those things while he was...

1:30:06🔗 Drew He used to scare me.

1:30:07🔗 Adam He was on me and kind of scare me. He hurt me. He hurt me pretty good. And, um, and then I found out he videotaped the whole thing and he never gave it back. So I lowered nose, him and his buddy's still watching. He can burn in hell.

1:30:18🔗 Caller And you're like, oh, oh.

1:30:20🔗 Drew But would you agree that by around 35, uh, guys kind of catch up?

1:30:24🔗 Adam Yeah, by 35, 35 chicks like, uh, listen, I, uh, I, uh, I blew a rugby team, uh, week before I met you. Like, yeah, yeah, all right, fine, good, good. I banged a prostitute when I was in Mexico. Fine. Man, we even you want more?

1:30:46🔗 Caller Are you good? Did you do?

1:30:48🔗 Adam Did you nail one of my friends? Yeah, I nailed all of them.

1:30:52🔗 Caller Fine.

1:30:53🔗 Adam I banged a few of their girlfriends and one of their moms. We're good? You want more? You're okay? Good. Let's watch more TV. Just forget about it. I know, your young ass, all those retarded questions never ends, and it just hurts right in your gut. Right in your gut. One of my first girlfriends had a boyfriend who like raped her. It wasn't really rape. It wasn't like a stiletto. It was like, he did this, and she can always talk about it. It was always like an issue. It always come up.

1:31:25🔗 Caller You had no empathy for raping back then, did you?

1:31:28🔗 Adam Jesus Christ. He raped you. He raped me too. Now I'm being raped. Thanks a lot. I don't blame the guy for raping her. I blame her for telling me about the rape. See, that's mature. That's the essence of maturity.

1:31:42🔗 Drew Nice.

1:31:42🔗 Caller You are an asshole. All right.

1:31:44🔗 Adam We're going to take a little commercial rape, and we'll be back after this. Well, there you have it, another fantabulous episode of Loveline, and I want to thank our guest, Dr. Drew, for coming by the studio, staying both hours.

1:32:11🔗 Drew I'd like to come back.

1:32:13🔗 Adam Well, we'll have you back. We usually wait about six months before we turn over, but we'll have you back. You can plug, or whenever you have a project, a lecture, another book, or one of these things that come, a calendar or something coming out, feel free to come on the show and plug that.

1:32:29🔗 Drew My calendar's really coming out soon, yes.

1:32:30🔗 Adam It was nice. I've seen it at the MTV stuff, but it was nice seeing you in person. You're a little taller, a little heavier than I imagined, and older than I thought too, and a little gassier. But it was good to see you. I want to thank Lauren and Lauren's mom for coming in tonight, doing a wonderful job, sitting there distracting me the entire show with that feminine presence, and of course Anderson. Until next time, it's Adam Corolla for a possible new partner. Oh, and lit tomorrow night, everyone.

1:32:59🔗 Drew Oh, that would be nice.

1:33:00🔗 Adam And Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:02🔗 Drew I love you too, man.

1:33:04🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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