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It's another Buzz moment of madness.
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Voiceover
Ah, s***. Outrageous talk radio. 100.7 The Buzz. KQBC Seattle. Sexually-oriented content, content, content.
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Adam
Hey, it is Loveline, Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, we have a couple of the actors from the Blair Witch 2 project, which is coming out this Friday. But I will not introduce them just yet because they're not here just yet. So when they do arrive, we'll introduce them and talk to them. Drew, you're feverishly working away at what?
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Adam
You've been lying on your desk bed looking at your whole life, through one big sprint through a parking lot, one big traffic jam where you're pounding on the wheel, something where you're feverishly riding away on some word processor before the clock strikes 10 o'clock and all be for nothing.
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Drew
In a hurry to go nowhere. But I thought of you today. I was running. There's a riverbed in the past thing called the Arroyo, right?
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Drew
And that's kind of a hangout for homeless people. I came upon a few homeless homes. They sort of hang out in these sort of bushes and trees and things.
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Adam
Oh, really? You found a crapple pot? You found a coil pot that was made- Oh, you found some soft swirl.
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Drew
Yeah. I actually had to climb down some walls in these walls, sort of areas, these protected areas where people lived.
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Adam
And so there's some homeless people and they don't have a bathroom or a sink like I have at home, so they have nowhere to do their business.
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Adam
Next time I bring it in, I'll fire it with my kiln. I keep a kiln in my glove box in my car.
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Wow.
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Adam
What you don't know is, is I'd been jogging in the very same ravine not hours earlier. True.
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Drew
It's a stranger I thought of you immediately. I thought, first of all, I thought of your propensity for ceramics. And then I thought of all the things you do with stool and have done in your life.
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Drew
I thought, well, this is for you. I got to tell you this story. Remember, you and I were sitting here going, what did I want to tell you? What I want to tell you?
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Adam
I would die a happy man if every time someone saw some stool, they would think of me, whether some dog stool in the park or where they just finished their business and turned around to admire their handiwork. If they saw me a ghostly like figure of me floating in their toilet, like a slick above their stool, I would die a happy man.
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Drew
Does everyone have to experience that? Because I do experience that. I want you to know.
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Adam
Thank you. One down and 275 million to go. So now, what do we learn? Whenever someone sees either number one or number two, I want them to think of me. Thank you. Beth?
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Hello?
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Adam
Thank you. Yeah. Hey, if it had been shaped like the Virgin Mary, you could have got half of Mexico down there to look at it. What's going on there, Beth?
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Caller
Well, actually, before I get into my question, I have something, a question for you, Adam. Have you heard of the show IVTV? Famous show IVTV?
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Caller
I'm surprised too. I've seen you talk about Isla Vista a couple of times on your show.
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Adam
I got mobbed in a van in Isla Vista. Then when I was younger, I'd say about 21, I rode a motorcycle from LA in a rainstorm to Isla Vista. It never stopped raining. Isla Vista is about 15 miles further than Santa Barbara. I wet myself while going 75 on my motorcycle, on the 101 freeway, let's say about Oxnard. Why not? Why not? Absolutely. I was dying, I was drenched, the marrow of my bone was wet. I mean, hold on to say, you ride a motorcycle, first off, you ride a motorcycle 65, 70 miles an hour on the freeway and it's raining hard, it hurts. The rain hurts you. Sure. And so when you're faster, so you're soaked through, well you want to get to your destination, but you're soaked through to the bone and it's at night and the leather jacket you're wearing, the shoes and socks, I mean, 20 miles ago you were soaked through the bone. You got to take a leak, you're freezing your ass off. What are you going to do? Just close to number two.
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Caller
Well I hope you didn't lose any game because of it. You might have smelled a little bit like urine, no?
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Yikes!
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Adam
No, I showed up at my friend Carl DeLutri's place over there in Isla Vista. I immediately jumped in his tub and just ran hot water on myself for an hour. I thought I was going to crack. It was horrible. All right, Beth.
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Caller
My question. I've been going out with my boyfriend now for a few months, and just something that's just mind-boggled me. I don't understand. I'm growing him, right? You know, and I'm enjoying it probably just as much as he is. And every single time, he refuses to come in my mouth. I don't understand it. He doesn't even understand it. We've talked about it, speculated a little bit as to why.
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Which one was it?
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Adam
Oh. Hey, Beth. Hold on. Hold on a second. When you enter the city of Isla Vista, do they hold you down, shove a bong in your mouth, and force you to smoke like that scene where they force Roddy McDowell to watch those horrible noise in Clockwork Orange? Is everyone in Isla Vista baked? Is that Malcolm McDowell?
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Adam
Let me tell you something about Anderson. I said, Roddy McDowell, I see Anderson starting to slide over to the microphone and I yell, Roddy McDowell, Roddy. Sorry about it.
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Drew
It's filmed, man. The other thing, you're aware there is Santa Barbara Community College.
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Oh, yeah.
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Adam
Right. You work at a hydroponics farm at the junior college. I don't know why he doesn't like this. What does he say?
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Adam
Yeah, but he doesn't want it to go in her mouth. I don't know. Maybe he respects you or something. Maybe he doesn't want to make out with you when he's...
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Adam
There you go. Does he get going with his hand to sort of milk himself when he's done with you?
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Caller
Well, he will go, you know, grab my ears or something to pull yank me off of him when it's time for him to come, you know, because he just won't have it.
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Adam
You're fine, Beth. Listen, you're dodging a bullet, babe. I don't know what you're complaining about. You understand? I know. You see it. Listen, men are about the bottom line, whereas women have to read something into everything. You women, it'll kill you. You read something into everything. The guy wants the orgasm in your mouth. We got to sit down and talk about that. The guy doesn't want to do it, even worse. Which is it, ladies? Do you know what I mean? And here's a guys are pragmatic, which is if the girl doesn't want to do something, that we don't really want to do either. Fantastic. That's when you got life by the nuts. Emily, you're 15. What's up?
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Guest
I have two questions. First of all, I've been listening to the show since I was like 10. My first question is kind of for Dr. Drew.
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Right.
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Guest
That is that I was wondering, I'm on the pill, and I haven't been having very good orgasms as of lately, and I was wondering if that could be because of the pill.
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No.
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Drew
Good. That's a good, that's the next, the first thing you would do is try a different pill. But tricyclic pills usually don't do this, but they can.
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Adam
You see, you see what happens when you listen to the show from age 10 on, you're on your third pill, you know, orgasming as consistently as you were when you were 12 and 13.
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Guest
But, um, I have another question. I'm having it with my family. Um, I think my little brother, he's four. I think he might have been sexually abused. Um, I have a little sister who's, like, a year old, and I really don't want it to happen to her, so I don't know what I should do.
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Guest
Um, because he, like, sits in his room, like, for half the day and, like, hunts his stuffed animals.
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Adam
Oh, baby. Hey, uh, what, just, just for fun, what, what characters is your brother humping? What's his stuffed animal?
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He, a giant monkey.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Guest
Um, well, this isn't my, like, real dad. But he's been with me since I was, like, two, so I kind of...
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Drew
Oh, boy. Well, listen, the four-year-old, if he had been sexually abused, would... the younger child would be a potential sort of victim for him.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Adam
Take care of the show. Bye. Hey, if you're listening to the show when you're 20, I want you to come out here and shoot me, all right?
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Hey.
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How you like doing?
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Yeah, first I'd just like to say to Adam and Dr. Drew, what's up?
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Adam
Let me try. Let me try. What's up? Oh, yeah, let me try. Howdy. How's that go? All right, Rodney, what do you want?
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What up, sucker?
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I'm not Rodney, dude. I'm Bob. You hung up on me like several days ago.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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What's up?
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Caller
Well, since I was 17 years old, I haven't been having a regular period. Um, and I mean, it became more regular about the time I graduated from high school. However, like last summer, I gained a whole bunch of weight. Then I stopped getting it again. Then I lost all the weight that I had gained.
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Drew
Basically. The weight loss could cause your periods to change. How often have you had your periods?
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Caller
I was on some medication to help me lose the weight. I was taking Adipax for about a month or two.
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Adam
Yeah, I'm not in the crosstops. I'm in the Benny's. All right. So what should she do? Tell her what to do.
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Caller
Yeah, and they did a whole bunch of tests on me. They found out it wasn't my thyroid. They found out it wasn't like ovarian cancer, ovarian cyst. They found out it wasn't anything like that. They said that if I wanted to go through an invasive procedure, that they could test me for endometriosis.
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Drew
Okay, so there's something called hypothalamic pituitary axis dysfunction, which means that your cycling mechanisms just aren't regular, that's all. And all kinds of things can set them off even further. Anxiety, diet changes, activity changes, so medication certainly. So it may just be part of what's gone on with you this year. And God knows what it was that caused the weight to go up so fast and then crashing down.
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Adam
Hey, speaking of crashing down, when I was on the plane today, coming back, I was in Vegas for a day this weekend. I ran into a doctor friend of yours from SC. A guy, he looked sort of mulatto. I didn't even think it was black. Older. So I guess he went to school with you, but he seemed a couple of years older. Hand specialist. Oh, man. He gave me his card.
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Adam
You know, I told him, hey, take a look at my hand. My hand's been hurting me a little bit. And listen, anybody, and I thought to myself, if I was to impersonate, here's how you impersonate a doctor. You go ahead and flick pain on strangers.
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Adam
You know, like I held my hand open, and really what's going on with my hand is I had this surgery a year ago, and it's got a dead spot in the middle of it where the surgery was. It's numb. I can feel it. It feels like it's asleep, right in the little spot, right in the middle, which doesn't hurt, but it's eerie feeling, doesn't feel right.
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Adam
And also there is some pain. There's a little bit of pain in my fingers and that kind of stuff. I've had years of inflicting trauma upon my hand. So he thumped my hand. I held my hand, held his finger up like he was going to tune a piano or something or doink.
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Adam
Well, he doinked me a couple of places. I was like, okay, hey, Pops, you hit these, Slappy, this bag of mixed nuts. So anyway, he said to say, yeah, bring us a card. And the other thing that was funny is I was just, I was just goofing around, but I was on the plane and I called the stewardess over and I said, you know, I, I, I was in first class.
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Adam
No, on America West, which is always an hour late, at least. And I said, I said, hey, I got these, they give you this like Fiesta variety mix, which is, which is basically airline for, we can't afford nuts.
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Drew
No, no, we're, we're too much pussies to put nuts out. Well, no, so you don't be allergic.
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Adam
No, no, but they could have given you the best part, which was the almonds, the smoked almonds. So they have like that and the cheddar chips and the rice, whatever, and the popcorn and all this junk's in a big mix. You got to, you got to sift out and pull the, pull the almonds out of there. So I said to the store, I called the store store, I said, pardon me, I'm used to eating nuts on the airline. Could you get somebody to pick all the nuts out of this and bring it back to me, please? And she said, well, like who? And I said, well, what's the navigator do when we're on the ground? I mean, obviously, he's not working when we're on the ground and certainly can find his way back to LA. I mean, it's just Vegas for crying out loud. So she said, well, what if the first officer did it? And I said, whoever, I would just, I'm hungry. I don't want to pick the nuts out of the mix myself. So the captain of the plane comes on by and he walks by and he said, yes, sir, problem. And I said, yes, we just kind of goofing around. I said, yes, there's, there's no, I just kept going as far as I could go. It appears to be that there's some almonds mixed in with the rest of this mix. I'm not accustomed to picking them out myself. And I don't ask that you do it, but that somebody take care of this for me. And he said, well, I'll be more than glad to do it. And he opened the thing up. He spread the thing out. The plane wasn't in the air. We were just sitting on the ground. He was, he was like, and he was playing along. I'm sorry, sir. And he picked them out. There was three of them in there. And here you go. And he gave me a napkin. And I said, oh, okay, this is not going to hold me very long. So could you keep a few going? Not during takeoff, obviously. Let's get off the ground. But then when you put it on autopilot, see if you can give him a few packs up there and let him sit through and sort them out and bring them back to me later. Well, he didn't go that far with it. No, no. But he did actually do the sorting at the beginning. So I have to give him credit for that.
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I know you want these nuts, John. Oh, hi.
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Guest
I went to bed every night and I masturbate. Like a couple of times a week. Every time I masturbate, I don't want to wet the bed.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, I know.
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And I also, like, I kind of pee when I come to it. I'm like that every now and then.
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Adam
Get some of that for car trips, right? Hey, but if you drink it, you'd just be two ounces more, right? Hey, John, listen to me. I know you'll not do this, but please do it. It worked for me. I used to wet the bed. My grandpa, he got me out of this. He used to wake me up in the middle of the night and I'd whizz in a bucket that was right next to the bed. And I never wet the bed when I slept over at his house. And it makes sense. I mean, listen, just everyone, do the math. You wet the bed every night, right? You go to bed at 10, 30, or 11. You don't wet the bed a half hour after you go to bed. You don't wet it probably before midnight. You wet the bed at a certain time, probably about the same time each night. I'm guessing if you go to bed at 11 or midnight, you probably wet the bed at 3, 4 in the morning and your alarm is set for 7, 30 or 8. Okay, so you set your alarm. You don't have to set your alarm. We get one of them little egg timers. That's what I nap with. They're not shaped like an egg. They're one of those little kitchen timers. 10 bucks. You get them at any store like a Savon or Thrifty's or something like that. You just press in a couple hours. Figure out the rhythm of your bladder. If you wet the bed 3 hours after you go to bed, set this little alarm for 3 hours. Tick, tick, tick. 3 hours. Punch it. Go to bed. Then it goes off in 3 hours. All you do is get up, take a leak, and get back in bed. You make it through the night. Why do we have to take drugs? Why do we need therapy? Why do we have to electrify the sheets? Just wake the guy up in the middle of the night. You take a leak. He doesn't wet the bed during the day, does he?
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Adam
Why am I the one who brings this up? I wet the bed fairly consistently, but my grandpa would wake me up at 1.30, 2 in the morning, go to bed at 10 o'clock. He'd tell me to whiz in a bucket, and I'd go back to bed. I never wet the bed.
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Drew
He got you out of bed, too. I think you would actually need somebody to make sure. The timer may not be enough for some people.
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Adam
Well, you obviously have to train yourself so that when that noise means it's time to get up and take one. But I bet you got one to give. That's why you wet your bed. All right. We'll be back.
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Adam
Hey, it's Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Eric Learison and Stephen Barker Turner both here tonight from the Blair Witch Project 2. I'll just leave it at that, because I, is it, what's it called? The Book of...
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Adam
Right. And that's coming out this Friday. And obviously, it's not shot like the first one. We're just talking about this. It's not done in documentary style. This is, and you can pick it up from here, guys. You explain it without giving too much away, obviously.
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Guest
It's really, really different than the first one. Shot like a film, not like a documentary, but it's made by a documentarian. And we all play fans of the first movie. The core fan group that made the first movie with the success that it was.
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Guest
It's a movie and depending on the character, the movie has different meanings. It either confirms a legend or witchcraft for any particular character or like in the case of my character, it's just a bunch of bullpucky.
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Adam
They have to fall hundreds of stories and then land on something sharp. Not enough that you just land on something hard. It's got to be sharp.
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Adam
You'll pay for that skepticism, my friend. Yeah. That's why I like to announce in the world, I believe in witches, sorcery, the devil and all that good stuff.
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Adam
Just not God. I believe in the bad guys. Bogeymen, trolls, the whole nine yard, Drew's wife, everybody.
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Adam
And the good news is, is it's fun. If you do live, you have a superhuman powers. I mean, only.
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Adam
You know, it's funny in movies and cartoons, someone gets hit by lightning. And then when they come to, they find out they can read people's minds or something like that. Or some nuclear waste gets spilled on them and they have superhuman strength. Real life, one side becomes paralyzed and their speech becomes slurred and they have a burn mark from the cross they're wearing around their neck. And they become incontinent. There you go. Other than that, it's exactly the same. That's a good superhero character, Drew. You're bitten by a lizard or you're struck by lightning or exposed to nuclear radiation and you become incontinent man. You just sit around and crap on yourself every day. Yeah. Okay. Horrifying. Alright, let's get back to the Blair Witch. So, Erica, what is your character?
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Guest
My character is a witch. Basically, a Wiccan, which is a white witch. I worship nature and people's bodies and sensuality and religion are sort of united for me.
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Adam
You are not fat. You cannot be a Wiccan unless you're fat. They're all fat. That's not true. Wiccan is a white witch and a Mo Wiccan is a black witch. I don't know if you know how that went. But no, they're all fat. Why don't you like Wiccans? They're all big, they're big, heavy set women who can't date and they got abused when they're younger and they spin off in their own sort of bizarre fantasy. Because listen, skinny chicks don't have to cook up love potions. If you really think about it, they got to wear garlic around their necks and hit on by a bunch of guidos driving an I-Rex. They don't need enticement. Now it's always husky chicks. Always. I've checked it out. I've done some research. Are you Wiccan?
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Adam
Let's not say. No, no, no, no, no. No, big bowling balls, big round women. Did you hang out with those women? I did.
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Guest
I met a couple of real live Wiccans and I have to say they were quite voluptuous. But not bad.
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Yeah.
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Adam
Well, first off, they're always eating. They're stirring that huge kettle. There's a big goulash in there and they're always wearing those. I mean, who else do they wear those black mumus? I mean, come on. Yes. You hung out with Wiccan women.
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Guest
Yeah, they didn't know how I was going to represent them because, you know, they were worried about that I was going to Hollywoodize Wiccans a little bit.
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Adam
Oh, you goofball. I'm going to put you on hold. Okay. She can't even hear that part. We'll get back to her. She'll turn the radio down. Tanya?
36:48🔗
Guest
Okay. My question is, okay, I have this problem where when I have an overactive bladder, like if I have a coughing attack or if I sneeze.
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Drew
Selexa shouldn't do that, but this is called stress urinary incontinence, and it's very common as you get older. You're a little young to be getting this, and it can be a complication of pregnancy.
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Adam
Probably makes the person who told the joke feel pretty good about themselves, though, wouldn't you say? Yeah, it would be nice.
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Drew
But Tanya, again, it's stress urinary incontinence. There are medications to help with this. It's not so much an overactive bladder, though sometimes that can be part of this, too.
37:46🔗
Guest
I mean, but this is like really... I mean, sometimes if I have a coughing attack, it's really a lot that I...
37:53🔗
Adam
All right, but as a woman, I know this may sound a little grotesque, but couldn't you sort of wedge something, you know, a sponge or something up in there?
38:24🔗
Adam
Geez, imagine if you're a detective and you kept your gun on one side and your condom catheter on the other. You got confused somehow and reach for your bag. Yeah. All right. So wait a minute, Drew. What about... Okay. I see. Fine. All right. But she can put a pad up there, right?
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Drew
It's not that. It's that she has a condition. It needs to be evaluated. I don't think it's what's called a neurogenic bladder. But look, there are other things that can be associated with this, like problems with the spine, you know, sort of compression, the spinal cord, these kinds of things. So it does need to be evaluated, because she's younger than she should be to have this problem. If she were 70, I would say, hey, you know, this is a medicine we can try, but this is something we're going to have to live with. And there's all kinds of procedures now being done to help manage the problem. All right, so we'll have to go college into the urethra. They have local nerve blocks into the sacral area.
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Guest
Does it have anything to do with when I was younger, I was hospitalized for bladder infections?
39:42🔗
Adam
Oh, that's too bad. Do you think he'll die soon? That would be nice. Hey, can you dance on his grave when he dies?
40:23🔗
Adam
I didn't bring it in to show him. I told him, Drew gave me a book. I told my therapist I was going to read, you know, because I don't read.
40:33🔗
Adam
Both. No, no, well, I don't read very well, but I don't like it. You know, but I realize it's something important. One should read. That's the way I think. And one should learn to write and things like that, too.
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Drew
The therapist agreed. It's a good thing you should learn to write when you're writing a TV show or a movie. You have to start thinking about learning to write. It's nice, Adam.
40:54🔗
Adam
Well, had I known, I thought I was going to do construction my whole life. I didn't know what Ivan Reitman was going to come calling. But I got a partner who does all that.
41:04🔗
Adam
Yeah. See, we have a deal. He thinks all the ideas and then he writes them down. That's our agreement. It's a great partnership. But I'm not a good reader or writer, so I told my shrink I'd read.
41:19🔗
Adam
Well, Drew, well, now listen, before you drop that kind of attitude, I already read The Phantom Tollbooth. So I dare you.
41:27🔗
Adam
Okay. Yeah. So I got that under my belt. And I think I read like a autobiography on Rod Carew or something when I was somewhere like in the seventh or eighth grade too, I think. Or maybe it was like Isaiah Robinson or the linebacker for The Rants or something.
41:43🔗
Guest
I thought you were going to like start with the little engine that could or something like that.
41:46🔗
Adam
I may have started. I may have. I think I had like Yertle the Turtle read to me when I was in the eighth grade. Jennifer?
42:04🔗
Adam
Theodore Roosevelt. I told Drew to bring me a biography because, you know, I figure if I'm going to read, I might as well learn something.
42:29🔗
Guest
I wanted to ask Dr. Drew a question. Okay. I am going through radiation therapy for brain cancer and I haven't had my period yet. And I wanted to know if it's normal for radiation therapy to mess with your hormone.
42:55🔗
Drew
Yes. Absolutely. That can cause that. You need to talk to your doctor about that to make sure they know that's happening. Sometimes they have to supplement. Yeah.
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Adam
You're going to junior college? You don't need your brain over there. You'd probably graduate without your brain.
43:42🔗
Guest
I had brain surgery in April, and that's when they came up with the cancer diagnosis. I see.
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All right. All right.
43:55🔗
Adam
Oh, boy. All right. You guys want to kill yourselves with me? I'm going to go hang myself in the bathroom. You guys want to go? Wait till the next break? Yeah. All right. We'll do it the next break. We have some of the kids from Blair Witch 2 here tonight. We will get back, take some more calls, talk a little more about the movie and do all that after this.
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Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Um, back in a minute.
44:48🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's the Loveline of Adam Corolla, as Dr. Drew over there for, number 1-800-LOVE-191. Carrot Top and the Insane Clown Posse are coming in this week, but not on the same night. Erica Leerson and Stephen Barker Turner are both here tonight from the Blair Witch Project 2, which is called the Book of...
45:22🔗
Adam
And that's probably like a recipe on there for like fudge nut brownies and it's actually a recipe book, isn't it?
45:35🔗
Adam
Well, there certainly are. There's fat and fatter. They run the range from fat to obese in the wiccan family. And listen, listen, all you screwball wiccans, just go eat some dirt. Don't call this show. I don't want to hear from you. And listen, first off, God does not recognize wicca as a religion. He'll throw you in the same pen as he throws in the Santorians and all the other trouble making religions. Believe you me. Just whatever your dad did to you, just get over it and get on with life. Lose a little weight and join the rest of society. That's what I want to say to all wiccans.
46:11🔗
There are a lot of teenage wiccans.
46:14🔗
Poor girls.
46:35🔗
Adam
I always do. I always do. And then Erica hung out with a, what do you call it, a brood? A gaggle. A gaggle?
46:44🔗
Adam
Of wiccan, of wicca, of wocks. They should really change their name to Waka, cause that's something you can fry food in. All right, you hung out with them and magically they're big gals.
46:59🔗
Guest
No, the ones that I hung out with were a little bit on the luscious side, but I have met ones that are not, that are younger, you know, more teenage.
47:07🔗
Adam
Right, still like I said, bulking up. Okay, listen, good looking chicks don't have time for that stuff. They're too busy dating, going to the prom and enjoying life. They don't get together and...
47:21🔗
Adam
No, no, only in TV. TV and movies are witches are good looking. Real life, no, no. Craig?
47:31🔗
Hey, Adam, Drew.
47:40🔗
Caller
I have this little problem. My sister, she's 13 and sometimes I find myself attracted to her school friends.
47:53🔗
Adam
I don't know. Because why would he be talking about it in such a cavalier manner? Craig, we don't really believe you.
48:02🔗
Adam
Oh, now we really don't believe you. Guys who lie, it's always the same thing. Outrage. You don't believe me.
48:14🔗
Adam
Well, listen, let's just say Craig is telling the truth or to anybody and here's the deal. Here's why I don't mind talking about anything on this show depending. I don't care if the call is bogus or not because somewhere within the sound of my voice, somebody is listening who's 19 and turned on to his sister's 13 year old friends.
48:41🔗
Adam
Not unless you call excessive masturbation. Exactly. So you have a younger sister and she has some cute little friends.
49:05🔗
Guest
To be planning sort of, you know, to be building a tree house from which you can jump on top of them. That's a problem.
49:15🔗
Adam
I'll just put P for pounds. Right. Or prance. And here's the deal. Yes. Everyone think about whatever you want. Just don't do it. That goes for everything. Yes. That's ambitious. That's families.
49:32🔗
Yeah.
49:54🔗
Adam
Oh, man. I imagine if I have kids, how misdirected they're going to be without masturbating before their nap. Got to bring that up. That's right. Melissa.
50:04🔗
Caller
I have a question for Dr. Drew. Yeah, I have never had an orgasm and I realize that that's completely normal, but I'm wondering like what I can do to make it happen. Because I've tried many different things with my boyfriend, but it still just doesn't happen.
50:26🔗
Drew
No, she tried to do something. She tried to masturbate one time, and it was so sort of flat, so nothing. She never went back.
50:37🔗
Guest
That's... I don't know. I just sort of find out... Maybe think more about what turns you on. Have you ever been turned on in this situation?
50:54🔗
Caller
Well, a lot of different things, but it's just like me and my boyfriend have tried different stuff, but nothing does it. Like there's points where I'll just either get bored or just be like, you know, this is not working and it starts to hurt. So I'm like, stop.
51:11🔗
Caller
Well, we tried that and we've tried everything. It's not a fantasy. It's just like he wants it to happen because he feels bad that, you know, he's like getting his and I'm not getting mine.
51:27🔗
Uh-uh.
51:30🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, sometimes at 20. Why don't you figure yourself out while you're alone a little bit?
51:46🔗
Drew
This goes right to the core of the difference between male and female biology. I mean, male, you have to roll up a newspaper, get them to start smacking them to get them to stop. And there are females for which it just doesn't make sense. It just doesn't work. And there's no sort of language to help women understand. You're starting to use that language, which is think about a place, think about a feeling, think about some thing, some experiential material that helps turn you, become sexual. And for women, if they can sort of get into that place in their limbic system and their emotional centers of the brain, the sexual piece will function.
52:20🔗
Guest
I think they're too worried about what turns the guy on and they need to think more about what turns them on.
52:25🔗
Adam
That's right, unless he has a radio show. Now listen, I agree, we gotta take a break. She needs to work things out for herself and then get back with her girlfriend. Boyfriend, sorry, more fantasy. We'll take a little break, we'll be back.
53:30🔗
Oh, man.
53:31🔗
Adam
That sucked. I was unprepared. I wasn't focusing. You were faked out. Yeah. Sometimes, I don't know what there is. What do you think there is? Three seconds in there? Two and a half? Three?
53:42🔗
Adam
One, two, two and a half. Maybe two and a half beats in there? What do you think, Anderson?
53:50🔗
Adam
I try to do a good radio where I squeeze in a little something in that beat, and I'd say it works out about one every 25, 30 times.
54:37🔗
Adam
No, that was a beat and a quarter, beat and an eighth. How dare you? That was way too long. That was very rocky, very rocky, very Bush League, Drew. How long have you been on the radio now? 17, 18 years? Maybe by year 20.
54:53🔗
Adam
I swear, that's longer than two seconds. Now let's devote an entire show to that maybe next week. Erica Leerhsen and Stephen Barker Turner are both here tonight. They are in Blair Witch 2. The movie comes out this Friday. Erica plays a young Wiccan, yes? Yes. Who's in this movie. A young thin Wiccan. That's how you know it's a movie. If you ever get scared, you just close your eyes and you think thin Wiccan. I'm skinny, I'm not fat. And by the way, I like my suggestion of changing Wiccan to Waccan. Or Wicca to Wacca. That's what I want. There you go. Something you can fry. A group of Wocs. Something you can fry something in. Sage?
55:47🔗
Adam
Uh-oh. They're gonna toss you right out of that. They're gonna ask for the broom and the pointy hat back if you want.
56:32🔗
Guest
No, no, no. Okay, like male witches will get really pissed off. I'm sorry if I said that.
56:38🔗
Guest
If you call them a warlock, because the word warlock means like truth twister, and you'll just have to call them a male witch, you know?
56:48🔗
Adam
I'd rather be called a... Hold on a second. Wouldn't you rather be called a warlock than a male witch?
56:55🔗
Adam
Yeah, a picture of a guy in a candy striper outfit. That's horrible. All right, so, say, seriously, what's up with you? You don't have any friends?
57:04🔗
Guest
Yeah, I have friends. I'm a very, like, rather shy. I don't believe I'm actually talking on this. I'm really scared. Okay. No, I'm not weird at all.
57:17🔗
Guest
No, it's just so weird. I mean, like, I feel so sorry for those people who stay on for, like, hours and they never get through. I got on for, like, about five minutes.
57:29🔗
Guest
And I don't really appreciate you, like, making this whole stereotype about, like, an entire religion of people you don't even know.
57:39🔗
Adam
All right. Well, yeah, sure it is. But listen, no more ridiculous in Judaism or any, or Christianity or the other nonsense religions that make no sense at all.
57:54🔗
Adam
Well, I know, but all religion goes back. It's where people's brains weren't developed. They saw a volcano erupt, and they had to make it, that stuff of God in it, so they could figure it out. They didn't know about molten centers and magma and all that kind of stuff. It's really like a primitive thing, religion, if you think about it. I mean, it's sort of... Yeah.
58:15🔗
Adam
It's like theater. Yeah. To me, it's a ridiculous premise, but if it works for you, I'm fine with that. It's just, I'm just saying that Sage needs to put a little weight on. If she wants... Listen, all I'm saying is of certain religions have certain things that go along with that religion, like the hard Christians, they got the haircut and the gown, right? Right. The Jews, they got the beard, right? The rabbis wear the beard, the wiccans, they got the spare tie around their belly. It's almost a costume of the religion. You have to stay with that. Joe?
58:48🔗
Hey.
58:51🔗
Caller
Hey, every time I get a BJ from my wife, the pre-cum makes her gag and throw up. Heard of anything?
59:20🔗
Caller
You heard anything like maybe her taking a swig, maybe a jolt cola or something like that?
59:28🔗
Adam
Yeah, but you can't get off of her vomiting on your dork either, can you? I love calling a penis a dork. That sounds funny. Well, Joe, you're not getting off anyway. She's vomiting, right?
59:40🔗
Caller
Well, she does it the other way most of the time, but I'm right now lucky to get a BJ once or twice a year, so I was wondering if you heard anything.
1:00:00🔗
Adam
There's nothing. You want to know how to stop the leakage or stop the throwage of upage?
1:00:33🔗
Guest
Don't they have, like, flavored things you can use to... I don't... Not that I know about.
1:00:41🔗
Guest
And actually, if you started using a condom, couldn't you eventually get sensitized to?
1:01:00🔗
Adam
Yeah, you're all class, buddy. I don't know. Is there any way? Yeah, it's just bad news. I don't know. You got to get a divorce, Joe. Yeah, I think so. I don't know what to do. I don't leak. Oh, thank God I don't leak. I know I'm not a religious man, but I really, if I was, I would thank my maker about not leaking. Some guys leak and I don't think there's a thing they can do about it. Can they?
1:01:30🔗
Drew
That's an interesting idea. I haven't thought about that, but I don't think it would do much, but you can try.
1:01:50🔗
Guest
Actually, I read in a sex book once that to practice that, to exercise that muscle is when you when you urinate.
1:02:03🔗
Drew
You do ten, that we have discussed, is you do ten contractions to each to a count of ten, and then ten rapid contractions and do like five sets of that.
1:02:12🔗
Drew
No, just through concentration, do like five sets a day. And it takes a lot of effort.
1:02:32🔗
Adam
Okay. All right. This is the plumbing. Here's my question. Guys who leak, is it that they're too excited or is it they're plumbing isn't good?
1:02:42🔗
Adam
Okay. Drew has opened up the Anatomy Book. He's going to turn to the Penis page, right, Drew? Oh, please, with the Vagina page. You know how that upsets me. Okay.
1:02:54🔗
Drew
This is where the leak is just coming through here. This is where everything's all stored up in here.
1:02:59🔗
Adam
That is a squid that got pulled up on a tuna boat, Drew. I have no idea what that is. What is that?
1:03:54🔗
Adam
I really enjoy that show. Yeah, I just did another voiceover for that show. I really love that show. Were you deaf? Well, I was. I was. Yes, I am deaf in that in an upcoming episode.
1:04:13🔗
Adam
And Norm MacDonald was too high in his gambling problem. It was too big, so he couldn't come. At least that's what his publicist told me. He could not come in and do... One reason or another, Norm decided not to be deaf again. So I then took over as the Grim Reaper and did a couple of episodes as the Grim Reaper on the Family Guy. Actually, they gave it to me last time I was there last week to take home and watch. I really enjoyed it. I think you will too. Anyway.
1:04:44🔗
Caller
I have this kind of... I don't know if it's like... It's not as much as a rash as it. It's kind of like... It's on the underside of my penis. Right where it's kind of connected to the testicles. It just looks... It's like red. If you run your finger over it, the texture is kind of smooth. It's almost like it's kind of oiled or something. It's all red.
1:05:20🔗
Caller
It's like... There's almost like a thin layer of like some kind of liquid or something. It's not like really noticeable, but...
1:05:28🔗
Caller
Well, it goes away. I don't know if it's like... If I masturbate too much or if I cause that or what.
1:05:38🔗
Drew
Nothing like that. Because it sounds like seborrhea a little bit, with sort of oily scales.
1:05:42🔗
Adam
Oh, the heartbreak of seborrhea and psoriasis. I remember that from the Selsom Blue commercial in 1974 or something. The heartbreak of psoriasis. I remember that. Yeah.
1:05:54🔗
Guest
Actually, I have eczema, bad, on my hands. But when I was a kid, Erica, you're going to know something personal about it. But it started on my penis.
1:06:32🔗
Adam
Get your hand turned a little more. What are you... Is your arm going to break off? There we go.
1:06:39🔗
Adam
You belong behind the camera, young man. Your career is over. You'll never work without blood. You could play the invisible man, but that's it. That's the extent of your ride.
1:06:53🔗
Adam
You can not play the hand from the Adams family. All right, Drew? Yes. So, what were you saying?
1:06:59🔗
Drew
Sebrea is a little more of the oily stuff. And or infection. There's recurrent strep and staphs that can cause a little bit of a weepy.
1:07:08🔗
Drew
Try some cordate over the counter. And if that didn't clear up, you got to see a dermatologist.
1:07:17🔗
Adam
Yeah. You got to get that cordate over the counter. Because that now has a tenth of one percent of cortisone in it. It's the maximum strength cortisone. Now with one tenth of one percent. Fantastic. Boy, nothing instills confidence like seeing that big one tenth of one percent cortisone on the cortisone cream that you're buying. Drew, why can't we get some over-the-counter stuff that works? Please, will you do something about that?
1:07:44🔗
Guest
The only thing that's ever worked for me is prescription stuff. Diaperate, cordate and all that.
1:07:59🔗
Adam
Have you ever tried to eat any of that stuff? I'm doing a survey because I kind of wish they'd just put that stuff over-the-counter. Do you know what I'm saying?
1:08:09🔗
Adam
What's the danger? You go into a pharmacy, you go into the thrifties to get the thing, right? On the shelves, you can buy tequila and sleeping pills, right there.
1:08:22🔗
Adam
As well as you probably buy like frozen corn dogs, which got to be worse for you than anything you rub on yourself. I mean, you can buy lighter fluid and Sterno, you make a bomb, charcoal briquettes. You can make a bomb from stuff that you find on the counter, on the way to the prescription counter, and you could drink yourself to death and kill yourself. You take a big handful of Tylenol, wash that down with a fifth of Jack, die in your sleep. Right, Drew? Right. Your liver shut down, kill you, right? Why the prescription for the crap you rub on your hands? I just don't understand that. It doesn't make sense to me. It really sounds, yeah, that's what it sounds like to me. And why aren't Gore and Bush talking about this? Why all they talk about is prescription drugs? Why not? Let's talk about the stuff that is prescription. It doesn't need to be prescription, like crab shampoo. Crab shampoo, for Christ's sake. Why don't those pussies talk about that? In the toothpaste my dentist gave me, this has extra fluoride in it. This is prescription. Don't tell anyone I gave it to you. That's right, because I'll kill myself with this. I get whole, you know what I'm like with fluoride, Drew. I'm a mad man. I'm out of control with that fluoride. I get that in something that's actually 1% hydrocortisone. I go on a rampage.
1:09:41🔗
Adam
I head for the border, man. What the hell? Give us this stuff that works. It's the only stuff that worked, right?
1:09:49🔗
Adam
Yeah, get in line and wait a week and pay through the nose for it. I don't understand it. Why can't someone address this? Why doesn't Gordon Bush, why don't they discuss this? Why not say, hey, here's stuff that's effective. We believe it's safe or no more dangerous than anything else that's out on the shelf. Let's start making, let's start taking some of these things and making them, making them over the camera.
1:10:26🔗
Adam
Well, milk goes bad and if you drink it after long enough, I'm sure it would hurt you. Hot dogs go bad in your refrigerator. We don't eat those. There's plenty of examples of things that go bad.
1:10:37🔗
Drew
I think if we got some campaign finance reforms, we'd be able to ask questions like, why is this not the case? But let's talk about the high dose, the high potency corticosteroid creams. If you put them on your face, they will discolor the skin. They will hypopigment it and bring blood vessels to the surface. It can be very disfiguring.
1:10:55🔗
Drew
And if you take sufficient amount, you actually absorb so much, you can cause Cushing syndrome. You can actually shut your adrenal glands down with that if you take a lot of it. So somebody needs to monitor it.
1:11:05🔗
Adam
But no, we monitor it anyway, really. If you think about it, think about all those drugs you give me, Drew, right out of the trunk of your car. You don't know what's going on over there. And listen, if I hear another goddamn commercial for some prescription thing, where they then start listing the side effects, still with the chick kickboxing in the background, really living her life, causes projectile vomiting, projectile vomiting, it's not, not, not made for, greasy stool syndrome. Oh, oh, it just, it just keeps going and going and going and going. And I think as I'm sitting there eating my meal, hearing, hearing about senior euphoria and and the irritable bowel syndrome and all this kind of stuff. And I think to myself, why can't they, why can't the doctor be responsible for telling the person this? Why do I have to hear it? Me, who does not even need this medication? You know what I mean, Drew? Why don't you talk to some of your attorney buddies about that? Melissa?
1:12:07🔗
Guest
Um, I left my virginity about six months ago and I've had 13 sexual partners since and I wanted to know if this was normal.
1:12:23🔗
Adam
On the other hand, you're just getting started, so it might have been a slow summer for you.
1:12:27🔗
Drew
Oftentimes, a young person who's had an unpleasant experience first time out, like a rape or something, will go out to try to master and regain some sense of power over these experiences.
1:12:43🔗
Adam
No, that ain't it. It's got to be... No. There you go, Melissa. There you go. Surprise, surprise. Drew, we're all individuals, aren't we? Everyone's their own. There's no way to predict any kind of human behavior, is there? No, there's not. And all those wiccans are thin, and we all know what's going on. So, Melissa. Yeah. All right, so now you're just doing a lot of acting out, right?
1:13:06🔗
Drew
You need to get some help with this. It means different things to different people, and it can be more serious if you have a history of addiction or if you're biologically prone to addiction because it can set up an addictive process, too. A way of trying to master feelings, a way of trying to regulate pain that you really will do anything to avoid. And sexualizing your feelings tends to regain some mastery over that initial trauma.
1:13:34🔗
Adam
At 16, and you've had sex with then 13 more guys, and you're still 16 years old? Yeah. See, I had that plan, too. I lost my virginity at 16 and found to have sex with 13 more women. I met that mark at age 33. It's just exactly the same as you, except for what you were able to accomplish in six months. It took 16, 17 years for me. I wasn't working as hard as I could have. I think I could have gotten in under 15. The over-under was 19.
1:14:12🔗
Adam
That's right. And this hairstyle wasn't always in fashion, which is another thing that's slowed me down just a little bit, I believe, in the late 70s, early 80s.
1:14:37🔗
Adam
Construction, yeah. Yeah. That's all the dirtbags he used to work with. Well, hopefully, an eye beam or something will come loose and crush him.
1:15:01🔗
Adam
No. All right, baby. You take care of yourself. Stop trying to solve your problems with the penis. Drew tried that all through college. No relief, was there, Drew? That penis didn't stop the pain. It was a temporary fix.
1:15:16🔗
Adam
You used your own. On yourself? I see. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll talk to who we got to talk to.
1:16:14🔗
Adam
I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Eric Learson and Stephen Barker Turner, both here tonight. They're from Blair Witch 2. And Stephen says, is anyone gonna ask about the movie? I thought that was a good question. See, this show doesn't run like, it's not Larry King. People call in and talk about their nuts. And they don't call in and talk about it.
1:16:42🔗
Adam
If someone has any question about Blair Witch 2, which is coming out this Friday, please call in and ask it. And if you guys want to bring something up about it, something that we may not know, some interesting twist or wrinkle, like where did you guys film it? Canada?
1:17:05🔗
Guest
Yeah, not in the town. We couldn't get into the town because the town of Burkittsville, the original one is set in, was really pissed off because people were, millions of people were swarming the hills, trying to collect dirt and stones and yeah.
1:17:19🔗
Guest
It's just like camping out. And that's what our movie is about. These kids are just going like camp out there.
1:17:24🔗
Adam
And did you have to film it there because it would look the same as the first one? I mean, because it had to take place? I mean, why did you have to go back there?
1:17:35🔗
Guest
Yeah, I mean, I think, yeah, there's a certain feel to being there. The landscape is, you know, especially people who who are from Maryland and know that area. And you have to sort of honor.
1:17:47🔗
Guest
And we did some kind of like town scenes and we used real people from the area and stuff. So it had that authentic, weird kind of feel.
1:18:25🔗
Adam
Drew was, Drew got, what d'you have when we were over there? We did a little lecture in, we were coming out of Philadelphia. That's right. Yeah.
1:18:36🔗
Adam
We had this great driver. We had to drive. We drove from Philadelphia. Where were we? We did a lecture at the University of Pennsylvania and then we drove to University of Maryland, right? Right. What was it, about a three and a half hour car ride?
1:19:05🔗
Adam
We had this driver, it was great. This guy was about, it was about four, no, it was about five, two.
1:19:18🔗
Adam
Yeah, he lost, he lost a bunch of weight, but he's still about 300, about five, two, and he liked talking food. And Drew was in the back and it was great. You know, Drew rarely loses his composure. But this guy was like, well, you know, the reason they call it the Philly cheesesteak is because it was originated in, well, it wasn't in Philadelphia, it was in Pennsylvania. And what you, now there's a lot of imposters out there. First off, you need the Velveeta, lots of Velveeta and hot, hot and creamy, molten Velveeta, you dump it all over that greasy steak. And you got the onion. And then some guys go with the provolone, not for me. You know, and he's got, me and him are waxing on about food.
1:20:03🔗
Adam
We were talking about food for about 150 miles or something. Drew's in back, he's holding the sides like, oh, yeah. And I'm like, what is the difference between Canadian bacon and, well, I don't know, European bacon and what you call North American bacon? And that'd be Canadian bacon. And what do they call regular strip bacon? Is that strip bacon? Is all bacon smoked? I don't like the bacon. Not when you put it in the microwave. When I fry it up in the pan, that's great. It's all about the grease. And Drew, at a certain point, he leans forward and he goes, Shut up! It's like he'd been, he'd been bite. I guess he thought that we're going to stop talking about food, probably for like the last 100 miles or so. But we never stopped talking about food.
1:20:51🔗
Adam
All he could do was lean forward and yell at us both to shut up. And then he fell back in the seat. And then there was like 20 minutes of silence from me because we had nothing else to talk about. It was like, the Eagles look tough this year. Yeah. And we start drifting back. Yeah. Stadiums good.
1:21:12🔗
Adam
You got pretzels there. Now, forget it. You know, you're consciously trying not to talk about something. Don't think about it. Yeah. So now here's your choice. Either talk about food or nothing. Now, like we couldn't think of anything else to talk about.
1:21:31🔗
Adam
Yeah. We got to pull over. We got to get something to eat. Well, we pulled over some rest stop too.
1:21:38🔗
Adam
Oh, you know what we did? All right. Then we're moving on. We pulled over to a place near Seacane. Oh yeah. Which is a place I almost grew up in or was when I was a little kid. Well, these are wonderful stories. You know, when you're born, Huel Hauser, it's bad. Chris.
1:22:13🔗
Caller
Man, where do I start? Actually, I got a bunch of questions and a bunch of theories and a bunch of things to talk about, but we don't have time for that.
1:22:25🔗
Adam
Tony. He kept saying he doesn't pry. I don't pry. It's none of my business. What you do is your business. I don't ask questions. I say live and let live. You ever finger bang your wife?
1:22:41🔗
Adam
He'd just keep going. Yeah, he'd start talking about John Gotti and, hey, what he does is what he does and what I do is what I do. I'm good friends with John Gotti. I had him kill somebody, but I don't talk about it. He just kept talking about it. He doesn't talk about stuff, but he kept talking about stuff. Chris?
1:22:59🔗
Caller
Okay. The question is, before anal sex, is it fine to douche? Is there anything that can happen down there? Is there any problems, any repercussions that could come out of douching before you have anal sex?
1:23:36🔗
Caller
You know what I'm saying is, I mean, you're not going to disrupt the ecosystem down there, are you?
1:23:39🔗
Drew
No, go ahead and anima. Anima sounds like a good thing before introducing anything else into that vicinity.
1:23:54🔗
Adam
The aboriginal tribes. You don't want to bring your- You can wipe them out with the common cold. Boy, you guys are old tonight. All right, so Chris, no, feel free to douche.
1:24:13🔗
Adam
There's a lot of flora and fauna. That's right. All right, there, there, Chris. Fantastic.
1:24:22🔗
Adam
Well, he kept scaring me because he was like Floyd the Barber with that. You know, he'd go signing for it and then he'd go, BAM! He kind of like coats his time. BAM! It scared me. I'm going to turn my headphones down.
1:24:39🔗
Adam
Yeah, it just fires up while you're standing around. Let's see if you have one more thing, Chris.
1:25:00🔗
Caller
And I got to tell you too, I work for the United States Postal Service. I work swing shift. I work from 2.30 to 11. And I'll tell you what, man, at 10 o'clock every night, we listen to 98 Rock down here, 98.5. And you guys are...
1:25:31🔗
Caller
No, I guess a couple people had problems with them rolling over. So the government, they restricted the sale of those anymore.
1:25:41🔗
Adam
Oh, that's good. That's our tax dollar hard at work. We can get a thousand bucks for these. Instead, we'll pay a thousand and have them crushed. Fantastic.
1:26:02🔗
Caller
The new ones are actually made by Ford. And I have a V6 in them. They're called CRVs, Carrier Route Vehicles.
1:26:10🔗
Adam
All right. So now, listen, I like the guys who walk the beat. I don't need them driving around over there.
1:26:30🔗
Caller
Well, first, I just wanted to say that I really respect what you guys do. And, you know, I'm glad to see that somebody cares enough to touch people's lives.
1:26:38🔗
Adam
What you guys do? Not many people take the time to call Wiccans fat. And I do because I care.
1:26:48🔗
Caller
Well, my girlfriend was raped actually twice, once when she was like 15 and once. And just recently, I believe.
1:27:02🔗
Caller
Yeah. Well, actually, one was a long time friend when she was 14. And then the one just recently was the father of her son. And it just upsets me because, like, the reason why I have a problem dealing with one just recently.
1:27:34🔗
Caller
The reason why I have, I think I have a problem dealing with it is because, I mean, she didn't do anything about it. You'd think after the first time, the second time...
1:27:53🔗
Caller
He raped her. What she had told me is that, you know, somehow she ended up naked and she was scared and he started to have sex with her and then he stopped.
1:28:02🔗
Adam
Somehow. No, I know. You go to pick up your kid and you're just wearing your underpants and wind kicks up and fly off. Yeah.
1:28:13🔗
Caller
I mean, it was... She said that they were trying to work things out at the time and then...
1:28:46🔗
Adam
All right. Here's the deal. And I don't want to discourage anybody from being with somebody who needs help. But be prepared.
1:28:59🔗
Adam
She's going to be a lot of trouble for you. I mean, you may not be experienced enough or worldly enough to be able to handle this. This things are going to keep cropping up with her.
1:29:12🔗
Caller
No. I mean, I've tried to convince her to do some sort of something, you know, but she hasn't and she's never been. I've no she hasn't. I've tried to just be a listening ear for her just to try to I don't know much about it, but just at least she's talking about it.
1:29:29🔗
Adam
All right. J, I want you to make me a promise. I didn't think of the rest of the question. I just thought something would jump into my head if I got started down the road. Apparently nothing. Anything?
1:29:41🔗
Adam
Here's my promise that you need to make. You hang in and be as good as you can be. You, A, don't get her pregnant and B, if she really starts getting weird in provoking you or really getting on you or whatever, you got to get out. Okay?
1:30:11🔗
Drew
Or accuse you of things you didn't do or perceive things that were completely different and distorted.
1:30:15🔗
Adam
All relationships have their problems. You're going to hang in for a while. Don't get her pregnant and don't try to cure her. If she can play along and do her therapy and take care of herself, great. But you don't want to be her nanny.
1:30:27🔗
Caller
Would playing into that strangeness be like weird sexual fetishes? Like talking dirty? No, no, no.
1:30:36🔗
Adam
No, no. But there's going to be a certain amount of she's going to want to be hit a little bit sexually and that kind of stuff. Which is fine. A little rough trade is nice. But she's going to do some stuff. Keep your eyes open, Jay.
1:30:49🔗
Drew
And expect that there's a history of childhood sexual abuse here. That history is there somewhere.
1:31:05🔗
Adam
Jay. Yeah. And get used to being with the cat because it's maybe what happens. All right? All right.
1:31:16🔗
Adam
Amazing. Hi. Hold on a second. I mean, hold on forever. It's going to be in the name of my book. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Who's got some questions about the Blair Witch project, too? We'll field some of those after this.
1:32:06🔗
Adam
Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Perola. She is Dr. Drew over there. She, I, you know, like I said, I call you she like an Italian sports car boat or something like that.
1:32:20🔗
Adam
It couldn't hurt. It's the old Jewish enema joke goes. Insane clown posse will be in here later this week.
1:32:30🔗
Drew
I was just thinking, with Carrot Top, that would have been sort of a genius parry, wouldn't it?
1:32:34🔗
Adam
Both those folks scare me for different reasons, but either way, I'll be frightened at least twice this week. And speaking of frightened, you know what's coming out? The Blair Witch 2 is coming out coming up this Friday. Erica and Stephen are both here from the new movie. And Erica, by the way, was Summa Cum Laude. Do you know that, Drew? Is that right? At Boston University. That's a real school.
1:33:04🔗
Adam
You know, I got a vibe off of you. I got, I knew you were smart when you walked in this room.
1:33:15🔗
Guest
Yeah, I did, yeah, a thesis production. But it's more like, I didn't direct it. I was just in it.
1:33:57🔗
Adam
It's ironic because Jeff, we've never had this before, but it actually says fourteen twice.
1:34:05🔗
Adam
Almost three times. It says it twice when it never does on any of the other calls except for the one that's wrong. Maybe you did, yeah.
1:34:16🔗
Caller
Yeah, it's for the Blair Witch people. Did anything weird or spooky happen on the set when you were filming?
1:34:26🔗
Adam
They ate too many donuts and exploded. The chair broke. They were sitting on it. They were eating way too many donuts at the Grand Service and died. I know those union guys work. Alright, what? Anything good?
1:34:38🔗
Guest
Well, there were a lot of weird people hanging out in the woods who actually lived in the woods in shacks.
1:34:44🔗
Guest
Yeah, I was like going around exploring, like, in these crazy shacks. Wondered by yourself? Yeah. So I was bored sometimes on set, so I'd just like go out. And I heard all these-
1:34:55🔗
Guest
Yeah. All these legends about, you know, people who were, like, living out there. It's a really weird place. I don't know.
1:35:09🔗
Adam
Drew was jogging in a riverbed in Pasadena yesterday and found a fecal matter that was shaped into a pinch pot. Talk about frightening.
1:35:20🔗
Adam
Yeah, you want to talk about a horror. That's a Los Angeles horror story there. We don't eat goblins. We have deranged homeless people cramping in riverbeds. That's a true horror. So now they...
1:35:33🔗
Guest
People would come out of the woods, actually, when we were filming certain scenes. They would start coming out at night.
1:35:53🔗
Guest
Well, while we were filming a hospital scene, we had a sign crash on one of our cast members' hospitals. Merge Zero sign, sort of, but that was basically just a sort of set dresser's accident more than...
1:37:06🔗
Adam
I see. Yeah. And I was that way in high school, too. I could take so much Johnson. It was unbelievable. They called me the penis king of all penises. They called me in high school. I'd take the holes, football, soccer, line them up, line them up. I'll take you all. I said, that was back then. Now it's like, oh boy. You know how it is, Drew.
1:37:28🔗
Adam
Yeah. You know, you just, you can no longer, you can't take that schlong anymore. But that's, that's more old, old agent. You lose everything when you're older. Amber?
1:37:58🔗
Drew
Are you saying that you just don't gag? Is that the deal? I don't gag at all. That's the question. Can having an absent or suppressed gag reflex hurt you? Yes, you can choke. The gag reflex is there to prevent you from choking.
1:38:19🔗
Adam
Yeah. Just lean up and swivel one of the captain's chairs from the vans back toward the highway and you'll be fine. Listen, Amber, what do you want? What happened to you? What's going on with you? You didn't call because of that. Why are you blowing everybody? Who abused you?
1:39:32🔗
Adam
There we go. Aha. Well, okay. I was working the dad side. What's your mom's drug of choice?
1:39:41🔗
Adam
All right, so now you're screwed up, right? Okay. Well, you're not going to solve it by blowing guys. God knows. I tried to drown my sorrows in semen for many years. And although rewarding, you know, to some degree, yeah, I got a quick fix to semen, sure.
1:39:59🔗
Drew
The point is, Amber, that the individual you needed to help you develop the systems in your brain to be able to regulate your own feelings was not there. She was either on drugs or actually physically absent. And that now leaves you trying to find other ways of feeling better, feeling good about yourself, and you're going down the wrong road. No pun intended. You really are. And find friends, activities that are gratifying for you, give you a higher sense of worth and esteem, spend time with people that care about you, do not go down the road you're going down.
1:40:28🔗
Adam
And maybe you're getting a sword swallowing or something, somewhere you make a living in a circus or something. I'm saying parlay that. You take the lemons, you make lemonade.
1:41:22🔗
Adam
We have talked for some time about doing the Loveline during the commercial show, right? We're really good at the truth. All right, everybody, go out and see the Blair Witch 2. When, Blair Witch Project 2, when it does come out, which is coming out this Friday, right?
1:41:42🔗
Adam
Big fat wide release, right? Wait, when's Halloween? That's right before Halloween, right?
1:41:48🔗
Adam
Perfect, couldn't be better. All right, I'm gonna thank Erica and Stephen for both coming in here and being in support tonight. And again, Blair Witch 2 coming out this Friday. Thanks a lot, guys. Thank you. So, until next time, this Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew is saying, mahalo. Well, he doinked me a couple of places.
1:42:06🔗
Caller
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