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Voiceover
Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, coast to coast.
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Voiceover
Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight we're at Tickled Pink, Billy Dee Williams is our guest. I've seen much of his work over the years. First time I cried from watching something was Brian Song, 1970 or 71, something like that, when it was on TV. I remember sitting next to my dad trying to hold the tears back, trying to act like a man. Couldn't help it. I lost it.
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No.
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Adam
My dad put me in a dress and told me to lick a giant lollipop. Are you kidding? My parents didn't care what I did. That's why I humiliated them by making a lot of money and going heterosexual. But I loved it. That was the first time. I didn't even know. I thought Billy Dee Williams was Gale Sears. And when you gave that speech about loving Brian Piccolo and crying in the locker room, it just nailed me. It just floored me. And I can't watch it to this day without breaking up. If I hear the theme song, I'll fall apart. You don't have that on you, do you?
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Adam
You would have brought it in. That movie seemed too good for a TV movie. Was it supposed to? Did it go to theatrical release?
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Billy Dee Williams
Originally, it was supposed to be a theatrical release. That was the whole idea, but right. They decided to do it on television. Then they decided to release it theatrically. But that by that time, everybody just about had seen it. I think it was much better. I always felt it was really much better for television. Why?
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Billy Dee Williams
Particularly at that time, movies were moving into a whole different... I mean, a lot of technology was starting to come in, a lot of special effects, a lot of violence, a lot of more graphic things were starting to happen at that time. I think Brian's song was just the kind of thing that works better. It seems to me it works better for television.
13:57🔗
Adam
Well, it worked on me. And Billy Dee, by the way, is in The Ladies Man, which I didn't even know about until last night when Tim Meadows informed us that he was coming in here for sort of a one-two punch. Tim Meadows was in here last night. And Drew was looking through the bio and couldn't find your role.
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Adam
That's what I meant. What were you doing? Yes, we know you're in the movie. We want to know what you're doing in the movie.
14:27🔗
Billy Dee Williams
Well, what I do actually is I'm like a mentor. I kind of describe this ridiculous person to everybody.
14:41🔗
Billy Dee Williams
It's kind of a sober voice in the movie. I mean, it's really more like a cameo kind of thing, I guess, if you really want to look at it that way. But if you're looking at it from that perspective. But I mean, other than that, I mean, it's just a... You know, I just really...
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Adam
All right. Drew, you want to talk... You want to... I was going to say, in a way, were you sort of playing yourself in the sense... Yeah, really. You've always been known as a heartthrob.
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Billy Dee Williams
Yeah, well, you know, when they were looking... You know, a memo came down and they said, let's go get a Billy Dee Williams type, okay?
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Adam
Yeah. I went out on that call too, by the way, with the Billy Dee Williams type. Brian Song, Mahogany, Lady Sings the Blues, Star Wars. The list goes on and on and now, The Ladies Man. All right, Drew, did you find it?
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Drew
As for Billy Dee Williams, any resemblance between the suave debonair film and television star and the character of Lester is purely intentional.
15:52🔗
Adam
Right. The movie comes out this Friday, if you didn't listen to it last night when I mentioned it 350 times. As it turns out, Billy Dee Williams is a fan of The Man Show. The like that I had for him quickly turned to love when he mentioned that. God bless you for being so discerning.
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Adam
Well, there's a man who's been in the business for, how many years you've been in the business now?
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Adam
And you've seen him come, you've seen him go, and you love The Man Show. Is that what you're saying?
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Actor.
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Caller
And all right, my question is, one of my friends, my very good friends who I've known for three years now, she's 14 and she's now pregnant. And she called me today and I spoke to her for about three hours on the phone, telling her and she kept saying that she wants to have the baby and that she knows she can handle it. And her boyfriend, who's 20.
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Caller
All right. Well, I was talking to her a lot this afternoon telling her that this is really illegal. Once they find out about this relationship, he can get in big trouble for this.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Adam
You talked to her for three hours on the phone. Hey, you know what's funny? Remember when you used to talk to women for three hours on the phone? Now, Drew, I've been around Drew when his wife calls. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. He's wrapping it up before he says hello. Uh-huh. All right, then. Good enough. Well, I'll see you. Fine. See you then.
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Drew
That's just because it's between breaks. During a break here, two minutes into the break, people would look at him and laugh.
17:56🔗
Adam
Oh, I've seen it on limo rides where we were in there for an hour and a half. The point is...
18:03🔗
Adam
As a man, you lose your ability to talk on the phone with women for three hours at a certain point in life. And I don't know when it is, but Evan, you still have that ability. And you must like her.
18:24🔗
Drew
All right. Listen, I know it's a stretch for you, Adam, to understand that one human being might have care for another.
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Drew
All right. Evan, how about getting her to some services where she can get some professional counseling, Planned Parenthood, family services, and anywhere that she can get an adult to talk to who can actually discuss with her and provide for her the options that are at her disposal, including adoption?
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Drew
Well, she's, listen, a 14-year-old don't think usually as logically and abstractly, Evan, as you have the capacity to do. She's not thinking right. She's with a 20-year-old. God knows what she conceptualizes this relationship really to be. It's a mess. You need to get her to someone, an adult, who can help her through this, OK? That's the good friend you can be.
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Adam
All right, Evan. Just get her over to Planned Parenthood and let her sit down with a counselor and get, you know, make a decision.
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Hi, Dr. Drew.
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I'm in a dorm right now and we're in like a suite situation.
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She leaves a little chunk floating in the toilet.
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Caller
She wakes up at five to go running and she runs for like two hours. We hear her bang the doors every morning and we talked to her roommate about it. And she said that she acts really paranoid and never roommate like brings up dinner and like stuff like that.
20:22🔗
Adam
Hold on a second, man. We're talking about inventions I had. People want to know some of my brilliant inventions like the the beer can with the pull tab on both sides so you can shotgun and get drunk faster.
20:35🔗
Adam
Shut up, Drew. The seatbelt sash, the mis-congeniality and all that kind of stuff. Here is the one I've talked about and I forgot about, which is the toilet flush timer. I'm going to get to this in a second. Ever happen where you're on the toilet, Billy, and you're going number two and the phone rings and you're on the phone, right? So now you're on the pot and you're talking on the phone.
20:57🔗
Drew
I'm, let me tell you, part of being a good host is including the guests. Just as a human being, Billy, that's the whole thing.
21:12🔗
Adam
Drew, you're on the toilet. I'll include Drew. You're on the toilet and you're talking on the phone, right? And you're doing number two. And you don't want to flush the toilet while you're on the phone, right?
21:21🔗
Adam
Because you don't want the person who's on the other side to be alerted that you're on the toilet.
21:31🔗
Adam
And then like the maid or somebody shows up, girlfriend shows up the next morning or in another hour and you're in another part of the house and they got to walk in and find that mess.
21:40🔗
Adam
Now if you have the toilet timer, you set it for about 10 seconds, you walk away, flush your toilet, shut the door behind you.
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Drew
Maybe this will, yeah. And maybe this will bring you all together a little bit. And you understand that bulimia, to the extent that you're describing her manifestations, has about a one out of five probability of killing her. Okay. And it really is a serious issue. And I think you should approach it that way. And where are you at school right now?
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I'm at Western in Bellingham, Washington.
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Yeah, there is.
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Caller
I mean, I don't want to be like behind her back, but then I don't really know if I should confront her.
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Drew
You need to get her to those services. It's a very serious issue. Okay. And it's a chronic condition. It requires treatment. I suspect she's probably already had some kind of treatment.
23:00🔗
Adam
I've never heard of that school. It makes no sense to me. Now, listen, are you a little bit chunky?
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Just curious.
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Drew
A serious issue, Megan. It's treated accordingly. Maybe one of the other roommates and you sit down with her and really have a serious talk about getting her some help, right?
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Okay. Okay.
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Thank you so much.
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Bye.
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Adam
Take care of yourself. I never went to college, but I could only imagine getting in one of those bad suites with some bulimic and some sex fiend and some lesbian. Wait a minute. It's not sounding too bad, really. But I mean, you're thrown in with a bunch of strangers. You're living on top of each other. It just sounds like a disaster. Susan?
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Yeah.
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Caller
Well, a couple of weeks ago, one of my girlfriends and I went out with some of our guy friends, and they did talk to send to go into a strip club. Well, we went and we were both kind of aroused by it. So about a week later, we decided we'd go back to another one.
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Caller
And we were kind of aroused by it. We went back to the second time and I just, is that normal?
24:15🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. What'd you do? You just went back alone with that female friend of yours?
24:40🔗
Caller
I'm not really scared of anything. I was just kind of curious if that was normal or not.
25:11🔗
Adam
Yeah, but she doesn't look at that as cheating. Would you look at his being being with a woman as cheating?
25:28🔗
Adam
You don't know what he does? Let me tell you something. I asked my mom how much my stepdad made a couple of months ago. She had no idea. And I said, OK, now hold on. And this is why my mom hates me. I said, OK, you don't know exactly down to the penny. But does he make 40 grand a year or does he make 80 grand a year? Don't know. I wouldn't accept that, by the way. And then a big argument broke out because, you know, I end up with I end up calling her a an idiot. And that's that's where the big argument comes in. She doesn't know what her husband does. And she's sort of thinking about the ladies.
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No.
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Yeah.
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No.
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22.
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I'm not sure.
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Adam
Okay. All right. Here, Susan, I'm going to take a stab at something. You've had a lot of training in improvisational comedy? No, no, because it's like, I'm just like trying to milk a rock talking to you about anything. You're very defensive. Something's up. You got some energy.
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Drew
It's not your sexual orientation we're reacting to, Susan. It's the chaos you're bringing into your relationships. It's the fact that you were sexually abused when you were 14. Dad was never in your life, but you can't tell us anything about that or how you felt about that. There's a lot of missing information who are feelings about how you feel about men, who you believe yourself to be in relation to men and all this interest in women one month into a marriage.
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Drew
Suggest that you can't handle intimacy and you can't handle stable relationships and you're going to bring some chaos in.
29:08🔗
Adam
Yeah. You do what Drew did. You wait till month eight before you start bringing third parties into the marriage. You understand?
29:36🔗
Adam
Then all of a sudden, you And listen, ladies, you're saying you lost your virginity and putting a bout before your age. Are you kidding me? You think I just fell off the turnip truck? You have every woman knows. My grandma is 84. She'll tell me the day, the month, the hour and the exact age she lost her virginity. I won't bring it up. She'll just bring it up to me as she's done time and time again. Paul.
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Yeah. Hi.
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Adam
What's up? You're 24 year old with Billy Dee Williams. And he's going to be in the Ladies Man coming out this Friday.
30:15🔗
Adam
I guess I got to apologize. But our our callers cannot even they can't even muster an ounce of fake enthusiasm or of acknowledgement even. Yeah, they don't even know.
30:28🔗
Adam
You're lucky he didn't go. We have a lot of this. I want to say hi to Drew and I want to say hi to Adam and their guests have never heard of him. And if I have heard of him, I don't like his work. So here's my question. Yeah, at least you didn't get a negative. You just got a grunt. Hey, Paul. Yeah. Ladies Man coming out this Friday.
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Caller
I got sentenced to prison and my girlfriend at the time decided we should get married. So I figured why not? I'm going to prison. I get conjugal visits.
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Sure.
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Adam
No, I mean, not with that future. I mean, you're going places. You don't need that ball and chain holding you back.
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Caller
I was so sure you got a fast track to success and I didn't want, you know, I didn't want to be married, but, you know, she's been with me through all this.
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Caller
I get out a few days ago and I'm looking for a friend's phone number through her phone book and I find the number for one eight eight eight. Not too late. Now she stopped taking the pill when I went to prison because she wanted to get pregnant with you. Correct.
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Caller
And I don't know why she would have that number and listening to your show the whole time I'm in prison, I know it's for abortions or to stop a pregnancy.
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Caller
And I asked her about it and she had no reason. She got mad. She started throwing things at me. Wow. Saying, I've been by your side for two years and you question me.
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Adam
You asked her about it or you got drunk and threw an ash tray at her, called her bitch and then asked her about it.
33:03🔗
Adam
I see. And what happens? I will get to the question in a second, but I'm very interested in the concept of the conjugal visit because, as you know, I never get done being outraged at the fact that certain notable criminals have actually sired kids while... Well, Ted Bundy had a daughter while he was in prison.
33:26🔗
Adam
Yeah. You're no Ted Bundy, but listen. What I'm saying is, is imagine that. Imagine you're one of the victim's parents of Ted Bundy, and he has a couple of kids while he's in the clink after killing your daughter and raping your daughter. How would you feel about that? And I think Tex Watkins, the Manson family member, has like three kids that he's sired since he's been in prison. Listen, we're going to lock these guys up or not? It drives me insane. So you had your conjugal visits, and did you use protection? Did you try to get her pregnant?
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Adam
Okay, so what did you do? Just have a good long talk with your sperm before you went into the apartment?
34:14🔗
Adam
I know his argument of I didn't want to get her pregnant is a horrible argument because he's having intercourse with her.
34:21🔗
Adam
And I wonder, are you allowed to time a conjugal visit for when you're ovulating? Billy, what do you think? I have no idea. You don't know about that?
34:32🔗
Adam
Oh my God. I would do away with that in a second if I was a warden. All right. So, so Paul, now you think she's cheating?
34:42🔗
Adam
Right. But, okay. And she didn't give you a good reason, like it was for one of her friends or she was listening to LoveLine and just thought she'd put it in the book or whatever.
34:55🔗
Adam
So you think she was seeing another guy and she would call that number in case the other guy got her pregnant?
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Drew
What she's saying, if she has a slip, sheets, condom breaks or something, she's got that.
35:16🔗
Drew
Or if she had sex unprotected, she would go ahead and call that number to protect her in that encounter.
35:21🔗
Adam
All right. Well, Paul, maybe maybe this thing wasn't made in heaven or, you know, you don't have any kids.
35:30🔗
Adam
Which is a good thing. And if you, okay, what if she did have a little indiscretion? You were behind bars after she still after all.
35:39🔗
Caller
Well, that's the thing. I don't want to be with her, but I don't have the heart to leave her because she's stuck by my side.
35:59🔗
Adam
Oh, they do? Yeah. I should have become an addict. Hey, Paul. All right. Listen, you're not doing her any good. But if you're staying with her just for sympathy. Okay.
36:10🔗
Adam
And she and he doesn't want to be with her, though. He doesn't. He wasn't really that into it. Didn't want to get married. He just got married because he was going into prison. She's obviously a desperate person. If she's wanting to hurry up and marry a guy who's before he gets carted off to jail and these whole conjugal visit things. I'm telling you, the idea that women are being bussed into prisons, attempting to get pregnant from convicts is a, is not a sound policy. There's something wrong with that. I would give them a shot of Norplant before they were able to enter that apartment for their conjugal visit. That would be my plan. Billy, are you behind me on this one? That's a yes. He knows I'm right. Billy Dee Williams is our guest tonight. We'll take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Joanne, who's 30, brother-in-law, smokes pot around his nine-month-old. That's fantastic. After this.
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We're on 577-947-N-R.
37:43🔗
Adam
It is LoveLine. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Billy Dee Williams is our guest tonight. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Billy was explaining to us during the break in as nice terms as he could, is that we really didn't do anything on the show. And I, and that's been, you're not the first to bring that up, Billy. And I appreciate your candor, even though it was sort of fogged in a compliment a little bit. But I know what you're saying.
38:14🔗
Adam
I do want to discuss it because it's a good point. And a lot of people say to me, although no one talks to me anymore, my own family.
38:25🔗
Adam
But they say about the show, you know, did you help the person who called up? And sometimes if it's a specific medical thing, we do help. But oftentimes we don't. And that's fine. Because to me, the person that calls up is the person who's being sacrificed in the name of the many other people who are listening, who may be going down that same path. And a lot of times when people call this show, they're already pregnant. They're already 14.
39:11🔗
Drew
Listen, in terms of reaching young people, peer counseling has always been shown the most efficacious. So they really don't want to hear us. They want to hear the relatable source.
39:26🔗
Adam
All right, Billy. We got off to a good start, but now our relationship is starting to come unglued here.
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Thank you.
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Hello.
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There you go.
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Caller
Okay. And maybe this won't help me, but hopefully someone else out there will get some good advice. I have a brother-in-law who is a professional in his mid-30s making big money and all. And he's got a nine-month-old son, my sister's son also. And he smokes pot every day, every day.
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Caller
Pretty sure. Pretty sure. We went on vacation together and he certainly didn't hold back in front of me doing it in front of his kid. He, you know, managed to get outside when he was told to go outside, but something tells me when they're at their own house, he's probably smoking in the house.
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Drew
Okay. It's not a slowly progressive disorder. It's one that affects a subset of people with the genetic potential for alcoholism.
41:14🔗
Drew
Yeah, he's an alcoholic. And it's usually the third time they're exposed to the drug, as though the brain needs to be sort of prime to the effect. And then pow, they have this very intense euphoria, it's the most wonderful thing they've ever found.
41:28🔗
Adam
And they wake up every morning there after thinking about, Let's not take the guy back to junior high.
41:32🔗
Drew
Thinking about using it again and again and again. They use it pretty much every day and or every day for somewhere between one and 20 years.
41:39🔗
Drew
And why that this great variability, no one knows. But as somewhere along there, the effect wears off. They start getting depressed, forgetful, anxious, sometimes panic attacks.
41:50🔗
Drew
Well, now, now is the phase when they'll start really escalating the dose. They'll start using a lot more and a lot stronger kinds of pot.
42:03🔗
Drew
So your dad's an alcoholic. She found another alcoholic. And she needs to go to Al-Anon.
42:11🔗
Drew
Yeah, but actually, marijuana is a more difficult thing to stop. And the depressions that come when they stop can be very severe and actually dangerous. She needs to go to Al-Anon. That's the one thing that's likely to really get him into meaningful treatment. Get her to Al-Anon, stop focusing on him, make sure she gets a sponsor, works the steps, and as she starts growing in that treatment, amazingly, suddenly, he'll have shown interest. It's almost magical how this happens, but it does almost always. He'll be interested in doing something about this.
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Caller
Yeah. I mean, and he's really good at manipulating because she will use recreationally, like, not very often, but it's enough for him to be justified. Oh, you know.
42:55🔗
Adam
Right. So is your worry that the child is being exposed to smoke or that he's just seeing what's going on?
43:02🔗
Caller
I mean, it's just a future of growing up with a dad. And the thing is, you can't even say that he's, you know, a failure in his life because, you know, he's a successful person.
43:10🔗
Drew
Look, there will be consequences from this drug use. And the child, even if you were raised by a different family, nobody used any drugs, would have a 50% probability of becoming an addict or of inheriting the potential of that disease anyway.
43:27🔗
Drew
And then the most important prognostic indicator for that child is a parent in recovery.
43:36🔗
Adam
Why is it it's 50% no matter whether it's one parent or both parents who have the alcoholic gene?
43:45🔗
Drew
We don't. It's a series of genes that don't segregate in Mendelian fashions. That makes sense.
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Hey, mayonnaise.
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Drew
I saw somebody the other day that was having sort of typical post hallucinogenic effects, a lot of mood and panic and things we see from ecstasy after pretty heavy mushroom exposure. So we expect to see that kind of thing. And I'm beginning to see it here and there, though it's not so likely to occur, say, with ecstasy or with LSD.
44:36🔗
Drew
They don't do as much of them. That's right. They don't do as big a dose. They don't do frequently enough to really get the brain effect.
44:41🔗
Adam
One of Drew's greatest disappointments in life is that not enough kids are doing mushrooms so that they can get any definitive information on it, right, Drew?
45:14🔗
Adam
Ah, we're used to it. Yeah. I've done mushrooms. I had a good time. But yeah, I did it once. I did it for the first time when I was like 19 and proclaimed this was the greatest day and the greatest drug ever. And then promptly did it again seven years later. So I see it's something that people have trouble doing on a constant basis. And I'm guessing if they did do it as much as they did E or.
45:40🔗
Drew
Yeah, I was going to say, I'm seeing so much ecstasy related brain damage right now. It's unbelievable.
45:56🔗
Adam
Oh, you paint? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Well, that's, what do you paint? Is it stuff we can recognize?
46:14🔗
Adam
My sister, her boyfriend for many years, his dad was a guy named Ed Moses, and this guy, he makes some money as an artist. He'd sell his painting for like 50 grand a pop. He'd paint these-
46:28🔗
Adam
You know his work. Yeah. Sed is his son, and that was my sister's boyfriend for many years. And I used to go over, and speaking of smoking pot, by the way, holy Christ, I could barely see the paintings. I'd get a fan in there to try to see the paintings, but I'd go look at his work, and he had these big canvases, six foot by like eight foot, just big round circles on them. And it was like, how much of that would go for, Ed?
46:56🔗
Adam
I think I could do, if you gave me like a basketball and some house paint, I think I could do that.
47:04🔗
Billy Dee Williams
No, yeah, I trained, yeah. I was, well, I grew up in New York City, and I went to a school called the National Academy of Design for the Fine Arts. I spent two years.
47:17🔗
Billy Dee Williams
Yes, on the scholarship. Won a Guggenheim in the Hall Garden when I was 18, 19.
47:24🔗
Adam
But don't you have to be tormented to be a good artist? I mean, you're good looking, you've had a good career, you're not strung out on heroin. How can you be a good artist? How dare you? How dare you? Where's your strife?
47:37🔗
Billy Dee Williams
There are all kinds of struggles in your life, right? They don't have to be about taking drugs.
48:12🔗
Adam
All right, Billy Dee Williams is freaking me out. I'm going to go take a good long look in the mirror and and urinate. Drew, you're coming with me. I will. I will protect you. I need help. LoveLine, Billy Dee Williams is here. The Ladies Man coming out this Friday. And we'll be right back after this. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Billy Dee Williams is our guest tonight. You will find him coming up in The Ladies Man, which is hit in the theaters this Friday. And we're just looking at a picture of Billy's work.
49:31🔗
Adam
Garlic? No, it wasn't me. No, I didn't eat garlic tonight. What is this? It's just a turn into some kind of Friar's Roast with you two. Please stop ganging up on me. You know, I'm going to be strong, but I'm frail.
49:47🔗
Adam
Billy is also not only a great actor, but a great artist. We're just taking a look at one of his pieces.
49:55🔗
Adam
What the hell? That's a kiss of little ass if I can win you over. All I know is I'm no art expert. I know what I like and I don't like too much because usually I don't like stuff I can't make out. Here's the deal. I have low self-esteem. Anything I think I could do, it's got to be junk. And then when I see art that I couldn't do, I label it as a genius. So this I couldn't do, therefore it is genius.
50:38🔗
Adam
Really? $125? That's quite a range. I always want to buy a painting, but I'm too scared. Are you that way, Drew?
50:48🔗
Drew
Those little like outside the Met and stuff. They always have people selling little paintings and things. Yeah, I do that. I just love the stuff they sell. Some people are really seriously talented. Absolutely. They get a nice frame and they get art.
51:04🔗
Adam
One time, I had a job. A friend of mine called me and said he was going to Santa Barbara. He had a job setting up art and they would have like these auctions. I don't know what you call these things. You load a van up with a hundred paintings. You take them out to some gymnasium and you just set them up on a hundred easels. The townsfolk come in and just sort of bid on big sofa size crappy paintings. We were unloading all of this art and a hundred paintings. I wasn't paying attention to many of the paintings, but one stood out as being hideous to me and to my buddy John who was sitting out. We were thinking to ourselves, this thing will never sell. This thing is junk. I'm getting a headache looking at it. It went up for auction and this one guy fell in love with this thing. And he said, he said, I have to have this painting. I don't care what it costs. And I'm calling it love of life. And it was at that point I realized that there's no counting for taste.
52:01🔗
Adam
Very, well, no, more that he was an asshole than artist subjective. As I've explained to my mom many times. But anyway, Billy actually does have talent. I'd like to buy one of his $125 paintings, by the way.
52:16🔗
Billy Dee Williams
Well, $125, I did my take on The Empire Strikes Back. I did a painting of it. So now I decided to do 1000 signed lithos.
52:34🔗
Adam
Yeah, I could do that. The question is for Billy Dee Williams, is there a website where he can see your paintings?
53:05🔗
Oh, Christ.
53:15🔗
Billy Dee Williams
The first one is called PsyNet. P-S-I slash N-E-T Net. The second one just came out. The first one did very well, so it's in paperback now. But the second one came out in August called Just In Time.
53:28🔗
Adam
Now, this is an actual thing that I think our government has worked with psychics who attempt to spy.
53:34🔗
Billy Dee Williams
They did it. It started in the 40s with the KGB and then the CIA picked up on it and they had some.
53:41🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah. Well, it worked like a charm. I mean, what about Bay of Pigs? We knew exactly what the Soviet Union and Cuba was up to for that.
53:49🔗
Billy Dee Williams
It's all about the sixth sense and I think it's always a fascinating subject.
53:54🔗
Billy Dee Williams
I think there are some people who are quite capable of using it to some degree.
53:59🔗
Adam
Can they document it? Do you know what I'm saying? I mean, is the government still involved with that?
54:09🔗
Billy Dee Williams
It could be. Well, it's great for covert activity when you really come right down to it.
54:27🔗
Adam
Right, and the only problem I can think of is that the misses could be semi-catastrophic if you buy into them. Do you know what I'm thinking right now? No. Are you interested in that? Do you have any of that ability? No. No, okay. That means yes to me, by the way. Mary? You're 21.
54:55🔗
Caller
You're welcome. I'm having an issue at school. I started a relationship with a Mary Professor, like an idiot, and I haven't been doing the work that I needed to do and more or less, he's threatening to fail me unless I sleep with him.
55:27🔗
Drew
But now, wait a minute, is he threatening you or saying, hey, you didn't do your work, I'm going to fail you?
55:33🔗
Drew
And then you said, well, what about our friendship? Well, if we reestablish our friendship, I might reconsider.
55:37🔗
Adam
I wish Mr. Dilla Birdie, when he was failing my ass at a biology in the 10th grade, would have given me that option. I would have given him a quick blow job. But I really would have.
55:46🔗
Drew
You understand? Right. The whole situation is a disaster with a little bit of a different sort of emphasis here. Is he is he using that you're would you have done that? No, he's using the fact that you've done poorly at the class as a way to try to leverage you back into the relationship.
56:07🔗
Caller
I mean, he basically gave me the homework assignments and whatnot and was like, oh, you just come out with me. All right.
56:19🔗
Adam
So his homework assignments were like masturbate in the tub, stuff like that, or actual work? Actual work.
56:25🔗
Drew
The behavior is completely, completely out of line. You got to report this and you need to retake this class.
56:32🔗
Billy Dee Williams
Well, first off, how is she going to report it, though? She has an affair with him.
56:41🔗
Drew
No, the students are completely protected in situations like this. The teachers have absolute rules about this.
56:45🔗
Adam
I agree with Billy. You should hide your own shame, your own personal shame for the rest of your life.
56:50🔗
Drew
Never tell us all. It's not that he was a teacher in the same school, which is bad enough, but in the same class while she was in that class, isn't there absolute ethical boundaries?
57:23🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. I am still sort of fascinated by this one because I would really like to get the backstory. But we have to take a break, Mary, all right?
57:31🔗
Adam
Well, come back and you tell us how it got started and how that worked and then why you broke it off and all that good stuff.
57:37🔗
Adam
All right. Billy Dee Williams is our guest tonight. We will get to Mary and get to the bottom of this affair with the student, sorry, with the teacher after this.
58:13🔗
94.7, EARNOR NRK.
58:38🔗
Adam
Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Billy Dee Williams is our guest tonight. He's fascinated in our show, but not so fascinated that he's gonna stay another goddamn hour.
58:52🔗
Or a goddamn minute.
58:54🔗
Adam
No, Billy, Billy, as so conveniently happens, and so often happens on this show, is slayed to stay for the first hour. I guess, I don't know if we had that discussion or not, but it doesn't matter. We'll take this next, we'll get through Mary. And then we'll cut Billy loose and he'll run sprinting and screaming for the town car out in the parking lot.
59:28🔗
Adam
You got juice. I want to play your son in your next film. I got the same hair. Actually, Billy's hair is straighter than mine. All right, there we go.
59:36🔗
Adam
Okay, Mary is 21. Mary goes to a university, had an affair with her professor who is married, broke the affair off. She broke it off, did not do the work in the class. Now he's threatening to fail her if she does not pony up the sex again. Mary? All right, so let's get to chronology here. How long ago did this affair start?
1:00:14🔗
Caller
Well, he basically did. It's a subject where we have lab work to do and it was lab work at night and he would come to the labs and socialize with the students and whatnot and it just sort of all evolved out of that.
1:00:38🔗
Caller
Well, I found out a lot of things about, I've grown up even in this short of time. I mean, it was a huge mistake.
1:01:29🔗
Caller
I don't know. I just I feel like I'm my whole college career is going to be threatened and not if you go to the Dean of Students and report what this guy's done.
1:01:39🔗
Drew
You're completely exonerated. They'll dismiss this clash. You'll take it again and that'll be that. You're a victim here.
1:01:49🔗
Adam
And then if he wants. Hey, Mary, OK, here's what I don't understand. He is threatening to fail you, even though he knows that if he threatens you and fails you, that you may rat him out and ruin his entire career. Doesn't he know that?
1:02:09🔗
Caller
I he hasn't physically threatened me. I mean, he hasn't been violent with me or anything.
1:02:14🔗
Adam
Right. Don't you think his threatening to fail you is sort of sour grapes? I mean, it may be an attempt to get you back. Do you think he'd actually go through with it and fail you?
1:02:46🔗
Adam
OK, you go to him and you say, listen, what's going on between us? You know, you made some mistakes. I made some mistakes. Neither one of us wants anyone to find out about this, although you stand to lose a lot more than I do. Make sure you point at him when you do that. If someone finds out about this, I understand. I have been doing the grades and I understand you're upset. But here's the deal. Let's reach a little compromise. It's called the B plan. You give me a B and I leave you B. You understand? You fail me and I'm going to the Dean of Students and you're going to open a big can of worms. Give me a B. Fine. I'm moving on. You move on. That's life. That's the way the world works.
1:03:50🔗
Drew
There are multiple levels to this problem and you need to get the ball rolling in terms of you getting out of this, extricating yourself from this class, being able to retake it, getting this guy... Listen, getting this... She's pretty mad.
1:04:14🔗
Adam
Sheesh, when I saw him talking about Brian Piccolo, I got a totally different impression of Billy.
1:04:19🔗
Drew
But, Mary, this guy needs to be brought to some sort of justice for this because he is taking advantage to severely miscarrying his position, victimizing people. He's hurting you. You need some treatment for having been such an easy... So prone to immunization.
1:04:40🔗
Adam
Yeah, take those fatigues off. Billy's punching you now. Are you sure you don't drink?
1:04:52🔗
Adam
All right. We're going to let Billy Dee get out of here. Now, not a moment too soon. Lord knows what his next attack would be. The Ladies Man, everyone, coming out this Friday, the 13th, Billy Dee Williams can be found in that. And also, why not check out his website? Give that out again one more time if you want to see some cool art.
1:05:40🔗
Adam
Oh, yes. He's using some of that psychic eye. Yeah. All right, Billy. Get the hell out of here. Okay.
1:05:49🔗
Adam
And I know this was a hit and miss experience for you. But please, if you got another project, a plug or something, come back.
1:06:03🔗
Adam
We'd love to see you. All right. The great Billy Dee Williams, everybody. Drew, you ready to hop on another phone call here? Nice to meet you, sir. Thank you very much. Interesting. It's always, you know, the thing that's interesting about this job is people you've seen and you've appreciated for many years, you get to sit across from them and have them make fun of you.
1:06:35🔗
Yes?
1:07:40🔗
Adam
Still never found that bitch. I swear to God, I got a bounty on her head. Oh, I cannot believe that. Me running up and down a rain slick canyon road with a week's worth of luggage.
1:07:55🔗
Drew
And then you were loaded, too. Remember that? Because you got to the airport and was were yelling at the American Airlines people.
1:08:03🔗
Adam
For those of you who don't know this story, it really is. It's one of the things I'll remember on my deathbed.
1:08:12🔗
Adam
I said to Drew, Drew and I go to New York from time to time and we leave from LAX and we have to catch a 7 a.m. flight, which this was actually Chicago for that Goddamn Jenny Jones Show, wasn't it? It may very well have been. The point is, is there's nothing more miserable because I cannot go to bed before 1.30 or 2 in the morning. And in order to catch a 7 o'clock flight from LAX, which is not near my house, I must get up at 5.15 or 5.20. So you do the math on the sleep. It is not a great night. I wanted Drew to come pick me up on his way to the airport because I did not want to... We were going to be gone. It was not for Jenny Jones. It was for something because we were going to be gone for like a week. And I want to leave my car at the airport parking lot and have a $150 tab. And I said, Drew, that is ridiculous. We both live generally in the same area.
1:09:15🔗
Adam
Well, do not get me riled. So I said to Drew, come pick me up on your way to the airport. We'll split the cost of the parking at the airport. He said, I can't. I don't have time. I said, why not? I have to go to the hospital. I have to make the rounds. I said, what time you have to make the rounds at? Well, I'll make the rounds at 5.30 in the morning. I said, Drew, it's 12 o'clock at night right now. You're going to make the rounds at 5.30 more before you get on a 7 o'clock flight to New York? Yes. So here's what Drew says. Why don't you come home with me? You can sleep on the sofa. This is not when Drew is living in the compound, by the way. This one is living in the Sears Gardening Shed. You pay too much for on top of some hill. You can go sleep with the dog on the sofa. And God knows what kind of dried kiddie vomit. And then when I make the rounds at 5.30 in the morning, you can wait in the car.
1:10:13🔗
Adam
Yeah, and I said, Will you crack the window so I can breathe? I said, Drew, how dare you? I'm literally a millionaire. I do not wait in the car.
1:10:21🔗
Adam
I was literally half a millionaire at that point. The point is, as I said, that is ridiculous. You pick me up. Drew said, No, I will not pick you up. I said, I will not drive myself to the airport. I took a stand. People know I'm a man of character. And conviction. And conviction. I take a stand on things like driving myself to the airport and other things I have to do for myself. So I said, I will get a listener to drive me to the airport before I drive myself to the airport. And I said, here's what I need. I need a woman because I don't need to be raped by a man on, you know, the side of the 405. Second thing I need is a newer, safer vehicle. Something that's not going to break down. Something with an airbag in it. And I need the person to be responsible because I have to come pick me up at 5 45 in the morning. Right. Okay. Good enough. So I put the call out. I got a couple of girls calling in. Did a little screening process. Found out, decided on one of them. Oh, I always trust my gut. And I said to this young lady, listen, you realize it's, you know, you got to pick me up at 5 45 in the morning because I got to make a seven o'clock flight. And I'm not talking about 6 10. I'm talking about 5 45.
1:11:34🔗
Adam
I get up early. I get up at that time anyway. As it turns out, she lived on Gower and Santa Monica or something. She literally lived down the street or down the hill for me. I said, fine. I gave her directions. And then I started thinking about it. Do I want to give her directions to my door? I thought, no, I don't think that's a great plan. I'm leaving town for a week. She's going to have a party in my house while I'm gone. I will tell her to meet me on Beechwood down the street from my house, which means I have to go down 785 stairs. They have all these stairs that connect the streets up in the hills. I'll go down those stairs. It will still be worth it. And I'll tell her, just meet me up the hill on Beechwood there. Don't meet me right at my house. So I gave her very explicit directions about where to meet me, blah, blah, blah. Went down the stairs. Now it's dark at 545 in the morning.
1:12:22🔗
Adam
I went to bed at 215. I'm completely out of it. And it's actually raining. It's drizzling. So it's sort of dark. It's like, I guess what the weather's like in Scotland.
1:12:37🔗
Adam
Right. You see it coming down around the streetlights. So there I am standing with a week's worth of Samsonite and underpants, wearing an overcoat, wearing a pair of boots, standing down. It's still dark and I'm waiting. And I'm standing down there in Beachwood and it's raining. And it's 515 and it's 550 and it's 553. And now I'm getting a little nervous. Maybe she didn't know the directions. Now what do I do? Drag the suitcase with me and go walk a block around the court. Maybe she's parked just at the market, just around the corner. Leave the suitcase out on the sidewalk, hoping someone's not going to walk their dog and steal it. And I go jogging down the street. Then I realized, okay, maybe she passed by this area. She's waiting on the next corner. I can't see around the bend. Drop the suitcase, run the other way. Finally realize it's like 608 and I think to myself, this bitch ain't coming. And I'm staying, now by the way, my house is one million stairs and it's wet and I got two huge suitcases and I'm wearing, you know, sweatshirt and an overcoat. And you know what? I'm chugging up that thing. And I chugging, I'm dragging that stuff.
1:13:47🔗
Adam
Now I'm hauling ass. And I'm leaving about 610 and I'm hauling ass up these stairs and I'm sweating like a drug addict. At the top, I throw the suit, I run up my hat, grab the keys, I jump in my car, throw the suitcase in there. And now I'm cursing this bitch the entire way and I'm hauling ass. And I know Drew's at the airport and I know he's waiting for me and I know we got to do Jenny Jones or whatever the hell we're doing that afternoon. And I got a seven o'clock flight and I'm chugging. I'm chugging like OJ through that airport, man. I get there and I get to the airport at like, I don't know, six forty seven or something to seven o'five fly and I'm running. I'm chugging and I see Drew in the distance. He's yelling, Adam, come on, buddy. Drew, you're on the plane and you got off the plane, right?
1:14:38🔗
Adam
Yes. We were doing a speaking engagement, in the University of Florida. 8000 people literally actually 8000. Now, actually 8500 people showed up at the event at the basketball stadium. The biggest gig we've ever done. I'm running like a maniac. Drew's yelling at me.
1:15:05🔗
Adam
And the plane is parked there. And Drew's coat is on the plane. And I'm looking at the plane and Drew's looking at the plane. And I'm looking at the pilot and there's a sheet of glass and 10 feet before the plane. And I say, you don't know what I've been through, but let's just get on this plane.
1:15:27🔗
Adam
10 minutes before takeoff and close the gate. Yes. And I said to this son of a bitch, was this Delta?
1:15:32🔗
Adam
I said to this sea sucker on Delta, I said, where is this policy? This 10 minute policy? He says it's everywhere. It is everywhere. I say, where? Everywhere, he says. I've never seen it written that you have to get there 10 minutes, oh yes it is. So what do I do? I pulled my ticket out and I say, here's the ticket I have to get on this plane. You show me where it's written on this ticket. He said, well, it's written everywhere but the ticket. Fantastic. He really made his point. At that point, you need to cave in and let me on the plane. But no, he does not let us on a plane. And here's the ironic thing about all this stuff, because I've not been led on many planes. The argument that you have about why you can't be led on the plane takes 10 times as long as the goddamn walk to the plane would take.
1:16:21🔗
Adam
And so I say to the guy, please, you don't know. By the way, the plane is still here. Just let us on the plane. And he says, no, no, no. And so I finally say to him, and I think this confused him, I want to talk to the guy from the commercial. And he says, what do you mean? I said, I've seen the Delta commercial. You know, the friendly guy who chases the guy through the airport because he left his attache case on the bench. The guy that helps the old woman, the guy that opens the door, the guy that guy, where is he? Where is he? Go get him. I started yelling at this poor MFer. And he had no idea who that guy was or what I was talking about. It was just the rantings of a madman at that point.
1:17:09🔗
Adam
And I'm yelling back at Drew. And Drew's scared assless because his two thousand dollar cashmere camel hair raincoat that his wife just bought him is on the plane that he's not on. And if anyone knows Drew's wife, he knows he's got a new a-hole torn for him, although she spent your money to buy it.
1:17:31🔗
Adam
I and now we're in the argument. We're in the like minute fifteen of this argument still staring at the plane. Yeah.
1:17:39🔗
Adam
The bottom line is not getting on the plane. I'm covered with sweat. Drew's new coat is on the plane and I want to kill. There's a band on the plane that was on this.
1:17:59🔗
Adam
And then we'll think of it as all right. All right. Well, anyway, never did get on the plane. And I'm still looking for that bitch. She would not pick me up that rainy morning. And if anyone knows who she is or if she's listening, please, I will get her. I'll bury the hatchet with her if she can call in the show. All right. Well, one, two. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. That's what got you going. Oh yeah. Hey, Bianca, what did you want? You want to ask me? Can you drive?
1:19:00🔗
Adam
Listen, you morons who call this show that is right up there with the, you know, my boyfriend's in jail for a parole violation. You would not fool us with these semantics. All right, we're going to take a little break. I'm going to cool off.
1:19:17🔗
1-800-LOVE-191, Loveline, we'll be right back.
1:19:43🔗
Adam
Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. A very bizarre and strange encounter with Billy Dee Williams tonight. He was giving me the stink eye, but he liked me. Kind of. But kind of. Yeah, thank you, Drew. Thank you. It's important that people not know that he liked me.
1:20:39🔗
Caller
Anyway, my girlfriend, who is 25 also, has had started having orgasms with me for the first time. And she kind of squirts when she has her orgasm. And I'm just wondering A, is this normal? And B, what is this?
1:21:00🔗
Drew
It's a female ejaculation. And there's a bunch of glands there that can produce this fluid.
1:21:55🔗
Caller
She was having them on her own and this was not happening. We're wondering whether it's with me.
1:22:10🔗
Adam
Yeah. Go ahead. I was having at myself after the show last night, you know, and his tradition would have it. And I used a little little Kleenex to, you know, clean up.
1:22:30🔗
Adam
And actually, I end up using three or four Kleenex to, you know, clean up, you know, decorate and a little last wipe in there, too.
1:22:49🔗
Adam
So I ended up taking the Kleenex, just kind of tossing it on the, you know, end table by the sofa there. And, and there it remained, but the maid came in. And as tradition would have it again, you know, she came over about five o'clock. I told her I was going to go upstairs, take a little nap, you know, took a little nap, and woke up about five forty five and thought, oh, geez, I wonder where that cleaning is.
1:23:26🔗
Adam
So I didn't, I didn't get there. And then I started thinking, geez, maybe I, maybe I threw it away. And then I, that's why I had to pray for that. No, I know I didn't. I didn't.
1:23:47🔗
Caller
Oh my God. Yeah. I've been seeing this girl for about four months. And for the past two weeks, we've seen each other every day. And for the past week, we've been sleeping together, just not having sex. And my question is basically directed to you, Adam. I want to know your advice on how I'm supposed to get this chick in the sack.
1:24:52🔗
Adam
You don't want details. Believe you me. Smart man. And here's a question. Does she like her dad?
1:25:09🔗
Caller
Basically, she says we're friends and then she begins to, or we like, stay up until 7 in the morning just going at it.
1:26:20🔗
Adam
And what she's basically doing is she's trying to get herself to like you. Like, come on, this is the guy I should like. Like, when I'm with the A-holes, this is the guy I always say, why can't I find a guy to treat me right? Why can't I find a guy who respects me? Why can't I find a guy who wants to stay up all night and talk and blah, blah, blah?
1:26:36🔗
Drew
And as a part of her, it's afraid to get open with him, too, for fear of falling into that more real connection that's been so painful for her in the past.
1:26:45🔗
Adam
Right. Okay. So here's the answer. He needs to weave some booze into this situation. You understand?
1:27:28🔗
Adam
If she has one wine cooler, she'll have 80. Believe me. Now listen, what about Pot? You gonna get her on some pie?
1:27:42🔗
Drew
And what was the deal? Why did they, why did they break up? I don't know. Why don't you look, I would predict.
1:27:50🔗
No, no.
1:27:55🔗
No.
1:27:58🔗
Adam
You know what I'm saying? You don't know what he did, you don't know what he drove, you don't know anything.
1:28:05🔗
Caller
I, I, all I know is I guess he was a nice guy to her. But I apparently dicked her out at the end.
1:28:19🔗
Adam
You're 18, you're with the 20-year-old, she's got her own pad. There is, I spent many, many, I'm thinking about many, my entire career, dating, going out with women that were over my head, out of my league, too old for me, too together. It doesn't work out. It really doesn't.
1:28:41🔗
Adam
There's nothing, that's fine. There's nothing worse as a guy who is 18, 19 years old trying to go out with some chick who's 20, 21, who has her own place, who's got her life together. You're just, you're way out of it. She wants to go out with some guys in his late 20s and has his ass together and oh, and women, and I guess men will do this too, but women will really do it. Women will really spend time with a guy they're not that interested in and spend a considerable amount of time with him. Men may want to have sex with a woman they're not that interested in, but as far as staying up all night fooling around or penny for your thoughts or let's go to the mall or let's go catch a matinee or let's go let's go antiquing for seven hours.
1:29:34🔗
Adam
And, but here's what I'm saying, if he's not that interested in her, he's not going to spend an entire day trying to get in her pants. He may spend a couple of drinks in an hour. Know what I'm saying?
1:29:44🔗
Adam
Women will hang with a guy. Believe me, I know, I've had many a woman who was not interested in me physically hang with me. Did I say many? I meant all. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's why Jonathan needs to find himself a nice 16 year old.
1:30:09🔗
Adam
This offends people, but it's something we haven't discussed in many, many years, months and years on this show. Everyone has a number. You can't argue with it. And people try to give me a hard time with this, which is, oh, I do not have a number. Yes, you do. It's not all about looks. It's not all about how big your cans are. And for guys, it's not all about what car you drive. It's everything. And you have a number. And your number is different from one gender to the next.
1:30:43🔗
Adam
They can, yes. Meaning for a woman, looks is more important. I mean, her number obviously has more to do with looks, whereas a man, it's a little bit lower down on the scale. For instance, it's four categories. Now, what is it with women? It's face, it's body, it's pliability, or just sort of ease, ease of maintenance, ease of hanging, and personality. Not in that order. But they're all good for a certain thing. You give yourself a one to ten in each one of those categories, divide by four, and that's your number. All right? And you can't argue with it. And the reason for men, it's looks, personality, position. I say position because it's not so much about how much money you make, it's what you're doing that makes you that money that women are interested in. I mean, there are guys whose daddy left them ten million dollars, whose women aren't nearly as interested in as a guy who's on TV.
1:31:54🔗
Adam
Let's see. Looks, personality, position, and sense of humor slash spirit. Women are very interested in a guy who's dynamic or has a sense of humor or, you know, these guys who like to tell jokes or go mountain biking or whatever. They're attracted to that. Whereas with men, we don't care if a chick's dynamic. Like I'm going bungee jumping. Great. Take your pants off. I'm going to I'm going to do the eco challenge where we hiked through the Gobi.
1:32:38🔗
Adam
Not that interested in a chick who's going to do the eco challenge or is going to change the world.
1:32:45🔗
Adam
It's a factor, but it's not it's not bigger than breast or ass, which is really great. It really shows how far we've come as men. Which is, yeah, this chick. Well, basically Mother Teresa passed the torch to her, but her ass is a little big, so I'm interested. She's doing the Lord's work, but she got a little dimple on her ass, so I'm interested.
1:33:14🔗
Adam
You would like to find ideally you would like to get someone who's a point to a point and a half, maybe two points higher than you are.
1:33:26🔗
Adam
Their friends will wise them up eventually and they'll dump you whichever way it is, whether it's the male being higher or the female being higher.
1:33:35🔗
Adam
Absolutely. And people say, listen, what do you mean it has to do with love? But believe me, it works and people know what their number is. Do you know what I'm saying? I cannot date a supermodel because they know what their number is.
1:33:50🔗
Drew
Yeah. What I found interesting about your, it made me more than that too. But the showering issue kind of could be a deal breaker.
1:33:58🔗
Adam
Hey, and once in a while, it'll happen. Once in a while, a supermodel, once in a very, very, very great while, a supermodel go out with some Joe Schmo guy.
1:34:11🔗
Adam
She wises up eventually. There's too big, when the number is too spread out, it does not work.
1:34:17🔗
Drew
The other thing I found interesting about this, when we, you and I had gone out and talked about this a little bit, people, women always take an exception to the idea of looks and position.
1:34:40🔗
Adam
Now, now I'm going to give you, I'm going to explain how that works and do a car analogy.
1:34:45🔗
Drew
Adam, you and I were, we were the examples that one day when Roseanne and Anca were talking about it, remember?
1:34:55🔗
Drew
And we said, for instance, what's our number? They go, oh, you guys are very attractive guys. No, no, we understand. We're making an example that we're not.
1:35:04🔗
Adam
I don't know, Drew, you are very good looking. You really are. You're very handsome. I would not. I'd say you have a very high high number game. But do not make this mistake where you play this game with one of your friends, especially your partner, Jimmy Kimmel. He's explained to you why you're like a four and a half in the looks department. And you're telling him, well, I don't know. You know, I may not be any model, but I got to come on. Give me a seven.
1:35:30🔗
Adam
No, no, don't worry. You make it up for being on the radio. But physically, you're repulsive. Yeah, he was telling me I was an ugly Pete Sampras. I remember once he was telling me, I said to him, he was saying like, who do you look like? Does anyone say you look like anyone? I go Pete Sampras. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like, you know, an ugly Pete Sampras.
1:35:52🔗
Adam
He got called a fat Bob Crane in a newspaper. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break and we'll be back after this.
1:36:03🔗
LoveLine, LoveLine, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.
1:36:48🔗
That's right.
1:36:53🔗
Adam
I was explaining to Drew about cars during the break. We will hop back on the phones and see if we can get to a call. Josh?
1:37:02🔗
Caller
Yeah, I got high blood pressure because I don't know why they just started at the beginning of the football season and I was supposed to get a stress test, but they had to put me on blood pressure medication because it was like too high when I went to my stress test. So I got on blood pressure pills like Friday and I got drunk on Saturday. I didn't like me too. And I have another stress test on Wednesday, which will tell me if I can play the rest of the season. I'm wondering if it's going to mess me up.
1:37:33🔗
Drew
Drinking will, both consuming alcohol and coming off alcohol will raise blood pressure. But you're young.
1:37:41🔗
Drew
Yeah, but it raises blood pressure. It drives it up. While you're using it, it drives it up with the detox. But you're just, it's one exposure. It's probably not going to make a big difference.
1:38:02🔗
Caller
Well, but I got it today. I was, like, I wasn't supposed to be doing any activities.
1:38:17🔗
Drew
Well, you worry about something called congenital adrenal hyperplasia, tumors of the adrenal gland, adrenal artery stenosis, what's called secondary cause of hypertension.
1:38:40🔗
Adam
Um, he was 14. Oh, what did he sound like? Yeah, he was drinking, playing ball. Yeah. Hold on.
1:39:03🔗
Adam
Yeah. That'll do. You show me a 14 year old who's had a mouth on his penis other than one of his buddies from camp. And I'm going to show you a guy who answers.
1:39:20🔗
Adam
I asked Doc to shoot me up a little corner zone. I'm going to make the second half of the game, you know, them all. Yeah. So shoot me up a little Demerol. He told me I had to get off the juice. Tell him I'm going to finish my cycle. It was very competitive at B football, ninth grade football.
1:39:39🔗
Adam
Yeah. You're 13 months ago. I want your sons to be 21 when they're junior year of high school.
1:40:17🔗
Adam
Driver's license, smoking cigarettes and laughing at the teacher. All right, David. So you like a girl?
1:40:24🔗
Caller
Yeah. Her name is. Oh, yeah. I can't say her name. But I've liked her since like seventh grade. And I've liked, you know, like Valentine's and gave her chocolate and stuff.
1:41:30🔗
Adam
You can't find her? That's why I always put a homing beacon on them, like migrating bison. Attached to their earlobe. And I can find them. Hey, does she go to your school?
1:42:08🔗
Adam
But you still should be able to find her. Sid, you're the hottest thing on the dance floor.
1:42:16🔗
Adam
Here's the deal, David. Here's the deal with the ladies. Yeah. Okay. Make your attempt at a woman, ask her out, what have you. And and then if she doesn't like you, then you move on to the next one.
1:42:28🔗
Drew
They will let you know if they're interested. There's no doubt about it. And then continue to work at it will not improve the situation.
1:42:38🔗
Adam
Everyone listen up. And I hope you're all sitting down. Women do not let you know when they're not interested. They let you know when they're interested. Now, everyone absorbed that for a second, especially girls that are 14, 15 years old. They will not tell you to leave them alone. They will not tell you to stop talking to them. They will not tell you to stop walking them to the locker. They will not tell you any of that stuff. They will give you a string of reasons why you too cannot go out. It'll, and each one will be legitimate or it will sound legitimate. So again, they will not give you reasons why you can't go out, but they will let you know if they're interested. Believe me, have faith gents. They always let my friend Chris know when they were interested and man did they ever. And it was never, there was never a shadow of a doubt. Tanya?
1:43:35🔗
Caller
Okay, here's my question. My friend had her baby last Friday and for six months she didn't show, but she was still, you know, having her period. She didn't find out, she found out three months ago that she was pregnant when she was sick and having pains in her side. And, uh...
1:44:02🔗
Drew
No, she was just having some bleeding during the pregnancy, which does happen and it's a significant issue that needs to be dealt with, but obviously she made it through fine.
1:44:12🔗
Caller
Yeah, she had her kid and, you know, the baby doesn't show any signs of birth defects or anything.
1:44:27🔗
Adam
You can bleed. It would not be, can you not have your period by definition because you're pregnant?
1:44:38🔗
Drew
Nothing's impossible in biological systems. There may be something cycles, perhaps, but your uterus is filled up with a big baby.
1:44:47🔗
Drew
So there's no way for the uterine lining to come off, which is what the period is. However, the placenta can sometimes get over the cervical loss and that leads blood.
1:45:02🔗
Hello, this is your radio.
1:45:40🔗
Adam
There you go. Hey, we have the gold medal volleyball team and the beach volleyball team. Yeah, the two guys, right? The two guys whose name I can't remember, but they're big and tall and good looking. Eric and Blaine. Boy, they good looking, those guys. I wouldn't care which one of them I blew.
1:45:58🔗
Adam
I may spend the entire show. And put a pillow underneath the console. I'm going to do the show from under the desk.
1:46:18🔗
Adam
We're going to take ourselves a extended 22-hour break and until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. I'm going to say something amazingly profound right now.
1:46:31🔗
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