Thursday, October 5, 2000

1:12🔗 Voiceover Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And tonight, two of our favorite guests, Bobo and B. Reel are both here from Cypress Hill.

1:32🔗 Cypress Hill How's it going, man?

1:33🔗 Adam Good.

1:33🔗 Cypress Hill How you doing? Good to see you. Back again. Yeah. Thank you very much. Thank you.

1:37🔗 Drew How's your show going?

1:39🔗 Cypress Hill Right now, we're working on syndicating it. It should be syndicated next month, and we've been off there for a while just trying to get it together.

1:46🔗 Adam You're talking about the radio show?

1:48🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. Yeah.

1:48🔗 Adam And do you enjoy that?

1:50🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, it's fun.

1:51🔗 Yeah, we loved it, but we didn't want to deal with the BS they were giving us.

1:54🔗 Drew Radio?

1:55🔗 Adam BS and radio?

1:56🔗 Yeah.

1:56🔗 You never heard of that?

1:59🔗 Adam You got to get on late enough where nobody listens and nobody cares.

2:02🔗 Cypress Hill Well, see, that's what we had going on for us. We got away with too many bad things.

2:09🔗 Adam Well, the thing is though, I mean, they should cut you guys a little slack because they know you got a career outside of radio that's working pretty well for you, and you can only take so much ass before you walk out of there.

2:20🔗 Cypress Hill Exactly. It was a hobby for us.

2:22🔗 Drew What did you do? Give us an example of a conflict you had.

2:25🔗 Cypress Hill We never really had a conflict in the type of material we were doing over the air. It was more or less an agreement that we had made with them by supporting our records. They knew and we knew they couldn't pay us what we're really worth. So we agreed, well, hey, we'll do this, but you got to support our record, and they never did, so we were like, all right. Well, we abruptly quit on the air. Quit on the air.

2:51🔗 Adam Oh, that's nice.

2:52🔗 Cypress Hill It was pretty nasty.

2:53🔗 Adam You know the thing that's cool about radio, it's one of those jobs where if you quit, they don't let you back on the air because they're scared you're going to just grab the mic, bolt the door and start yelling the F-word. For your two-hour shift, they'll start talking smack about the program director, whatever it is. But you guys are smart, you quit on the air before alerting anybody.

3:13🔗 Cypress Hill Exactly.

3:14🔗 Adam Well, let's talk about better times.

3:16🔗 Cypress Hill Yes.

3:18🔗 Adam Like the smokeout which is coming up this weekend.

3:21🔗 Drew What a lineup.

3:22🔗 Adam Holy Christ. Course Cypress Hill 311, System of a Down, our friends Pennywise, who we have a love-hate relationship with. Red Man, Long Beach Dub All-Stars, and Limp Bizkit has just added, and then there's a whole bunch more. I mean, my God.

3:42🔗 You guys are going to kind of come out and hang out.

3:44🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:45🔗 Cypress Hill Come and party out a little bit. Or at least watch some people party out.

3:50🔗 Adam This is going on at the National Orange Show Event Center, where they really need to get one more word in there so people don't get confused. It's too long.

3:59🔗 Cypress Hill It is too long.

4:00🔗 Adam It's in San Bernardino. It's 35 bucks until... Oh, okay. I see. Forget about the 35 bucks. It's now 40 bucks.

4:08🔗 Cypress Hill It's now 40 bucks.

4:09🔗 Adam But still, I'm doing the math here. It's really like a Buck 10 a band or something, that 40 bucks. I mean, there's 37 bands on the bill. You'd pay 40 bucks to see... There's six or seven of these names you'd pay 40 bucks just to go see anyway.

4:24🔗 Drew By themselves, yeah.

4:25🔗 Adam So that's amazing. How long has this been going on? It's like four years or something?

4:29🔗 Cypress Hill This is the third year, right?

4:30🔗 Adam The third year.

4:31🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. We just try to keep learning from the last ones. We did what we did right and what we did wrong. And we did a lot of homework for this one. And fortunately, we got a lot of the bands that we had targeted, you know?

4:43🔗 Adam Well, for instance, Be Real was telling me off the air that this year they're going to have porta potties.

4:48🔗 Drew Yeah, I noticed that. It goes to great length to say there will be ample restroom facilities that will be clean and stock periodically throughout the event.

4:54🔗 Cypress Hill Yes, we learned that one.

4:55🔗 Drew Also, moshing will occur at this year's show. It's an ounce. Fair warning, right?

5:00🔗 Cypress Hill Fair warning. I think that's fair.

5:01🔗 Adam Oh, my God.

5:02🔗 Cypress Hill It's like parental advisory.

5:04🔗 Adam I'd get myself. You never see that guy who invented the grizzly bear suit. Looks like, you know, it's like a football helmet and a deep sea diving bell. He walks around in. You ever see this guy? No. This guy, he's on these TV shows like these hard copy or these real video shows all the time. Some crazy Canadian guy who invented a suit that's impervious to a grizzly bear attack. Wow. Except for he can't get a bear to attack him. So he just has his friends drop logs on him and run him over with a pickup truck. You never saw this guy?

5:34🔗 Drew I've never seen it.

5:35🔗 Adam He's great. I'm going to lease that suit from him so I can be lowered down into the mosh pit.

5:43🔗 Cypress Hill Somebody will go bear hunting.

5:45🔗 Drew Zebra head's here going too.

5:46🔗 Adam Oh, this is going to be quite an ordeal. And you guys are the fathers of this, right? I mean, you got all this going.

5:53🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, basically, you know, ourselves and Chang Weisberg from Insider Magazine. We got it together.

6:00🔗 Adam And let me ask you this, since you guys are sort of, you know, branching out, getting into radio and other endeavors, you think this might be career for you? I mean, as you move on? I'm putting together, I mean, you know everybody. Yeah, I mean, you can make a phone call and get a show together. You know what it takes to put together something on a pretty grand scale. I mean, how many people do you expect to come out to this thing?

6:25🔗 Cypress Hill Well, we're talking in the realm of like 50 to 60,000. Wow.

6:29🔗 Drew Yeah, there are three stages, right?

6:31🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah.

6:31🔗 Three stages, DJs, you know, a lot of different things to do. And it's like a mini city out there.

6:37🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, I mean, it's a big facility. I mean, you know, we got lucky by getting it because there was a lot of venues that were reluctant to throw it, you know, being that it was dubbed as a hip hop thing. Right. And it really wasn't. And it was a more universal thing. There's a lot of different kinds of groups on there. But they kind of bugged out.

6:57🔗 Adam The title alone.

6:59🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah.

7:00🔗 People just love it.

7:01🔗 Cypress Hill But see what people don't realize is when you smoke out, you don't want to get in fights. You want to relax and eat something.

7:08🔗 Adam Listen, we have actually advocated that. We advocate that. It's a sort of, you know, tranquilizer for the rambunctious. We have discussed this many times. Hey, listen, you want a guy coming at you drunk or you want a guy coming at you stoned? You know what I'm saying?

7:24🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. Yeah, of course. You take the stone, man. He won't even know.

7:27🔗 Adam But you know the thing that's funny is people that don't smoke pot and are the right wing types, the Republican types, they're a little out of the fray. Drugs are drugs. These kids run drugs and they don't realize there's a big difference between weed and speed, for instance. I remember this one boxer, the guy wins like the light weight belt or the middle weight belt and then he tests positive for marijuana and a urine test like two days later and they strip him of the belt. And I'm yelling at the TV, now to give this guy another belt.

8:00🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, yeah.

8:02🔗 Adam This guy's high and he's going 12 rounds and beating the crap out of some other guy? Come on. I mean, that might as well do with one hand tied behind your back.

8:10🔗 Cypress Hill I mean nobody's saying it's the right thing to do but it's definitely not as, you know, not as bad as other things.

8:16🔗 Adam I think the motto is, it's not the right thing to do but there's a lot of stuff that's more wrong.

8:21🔗 Cypress Hill Exactly. Yeah, that's my motto. Yeah, for sure. The lesser of two evils if you will.

8:26🔗 Adam I like that. That is again coming up this Saturday and we'll give you more information about it as the night wears on. Matt?

8:35🔗 Hey.

8:35🔗 Adam You're 17. What's up?

8:37🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, me and my girlfriend, we've been together for about five months and we've been having sex for about four months and she's the first girl that I've had sex with. And the first time we had sex, it took no time at all, you know, I did not last one bit. It probably took me about maybe 30, 45 seconds. Wow. Whoa. And I mean, how does that work?

9:02🔗 Adam Well, I'm going to tie myself have sex. Well, let the second hand come around to the 12th and then we'll wait a minute.

9:08🔗 Cypress Hill He's looking at the clock while he's doing his work.

9:11🔗 Caller Quick draw McGraw.

9:12🔗 Caller Well, I don't know. It's just every time we have sex, it may be last maybe two or three minutes. You know, I mean, there's been times when I've gotten up to 20 minutes or something at times, but it just doesn't last very long. And I'm starting to feel bad. You know, she's never really saying anything about it. She may make jokes every now and then.

9:29🔗 Adam But well, what happened on the 20 minute nights?

9:32🔗 Caller Oh, well, I don't know. Just I wasn't really thinking about it. I was trying to take my mind off of it so that, you know, I could pleasure her or whatever.

9:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:42🔗 Cypress Hill He probably goes into it too excited, maybe, you know? Yeah.

9:46🔗 Drew You need the Corolla method.

9:47🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:48🔗 Cypress Hill Don't care.

9:49🔗 Adam What is that Corolla method? Oh, masturbate? Yeah, all day? Every day. So there's nothing left?

9:53🔗 Drew Right.

9:54🔗 Adam Can you do that?

9:55🔗 Drew Amp your self.

9:55🔗 Adam So confetti comes out?

9:57🔗 Caller For the past, like, two weeks, I used to not masturbate, like, at all, because, you know, I figured I have a girlfriend. Yeah. I don't need to. So over the past two weeks, I've been masturbating every single night. And it hasn't even done anything.

10:10🔗 Adam It hasn't slowed you down?

10:11🔗 Caller It hasn't slowed you down.

10:12🔗 Adam Well, listen, okay, here's my take. Women want oral sex more than one intercourse anyway. Yeah. And to me, when you get down there and start performing oral sex, you're on the clock. I mean, that's when the sex starts.

10:26🔗 Drew This is also part of the Corolla method.

10:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:28🔗 Adam This is more of a Corolla program. It's more the Corolla ideology. You get down there and go down on her and you start the clock at that point. So if you stay down there for 15 minutes, then you hop up and finish off in 5 minutes, that's 20 minutes and she can live with that.

10:44🔗 Caller I mean, I've done that too. I've gone down there for maybe 30 minutes and nothing has happened. I feel like there's no way I can possibly pleasure this girl.

10:51🔗 Drew So she doesn't have orgasms?

10:53🔗 Caller No, I have not pleased her once.

10:54🔗 Drew Have you talked to her about that?

10:56🔗 Caller It makes me feel bad.

10:57🔗 Drew Have you talked to her about that?

10:59🔗 Caller Yeah. I mean, I don't know all the time.

11:01🔗 Drew Has she ever had one?

11:02🔗 Caller Because I can't do anything for you.

11:03🔗 Drew Has she ever had one?

11:05🔗 Caller Yeah, when she was masturbating.

11:08🔗 Adam All right. But not with another guy?

11:12🔗 Caller No. She's never had sex. We were both the first people to have sex.

11:15🔗 Adam And she's what? 17? 16?

11:17🔗 Caller She's 18.

11:18🔗 Adam All right. It may take her a little while to figure it out.

11:20🔗 Caller I don't think he's hitting the right spot.

11:21🔗 Cypress Hill He needs a little more practice.

11:23🔗 Caller You gotta hit that spot, man.

11:24🔗 Adam It's right there. Are you working too hard? Are you panicking? Are you flailing down there?

11:31🔗 Caller I mean, sometimes to not, you know, to last longer, I talk to her and I'm like, oh yeah, you know, how does that feel? You know.

11:40🔗 Caller Oh yeah.

11:42🔗 Cypress Hill How does that feel?

11:43🔗 Adam That's great. Hey, man. Listen, here's the deal. You're both discovering your sexuality. You just work it out. You just figure it out.

11:53🔗 Caller Well, I mean, we've talked about it. I just don't know. Is there any other methods other than constant masturbation?

11:58🔗 Adam Well, first off, she should be faking it. That's number one to make you feel like more of a man. Secondly, you're spending way too much time thinking about it, and that's what's hurting you.

12:07🔗 Drew Right.

12:08🔗 Adam You're too freaked out about it. You're not loose.

12:10🔗 Drew Stay focused on the relationship in the moment.

12:14🔗 Adam Listen.

12:15🔗 Drew You'll figure this out.

12:16🔗 Adam Just get into it and see where it goes. Everyone has to have that break-in girlfriend, and women have that break-in guy. It's that guy they try all the positions with, figure out the techniques with, get their confidence with.

12:29🔗 Cypress Hill How long did they say they've been missing?

12:31🔗 Drew Four months. Three months.

12:32🔗 Cypress Hill Oh, you guys are just getting used to each other, man. Don't worry about it. It'll be all right.

12:36🔗 Adam Kyle?

12:37🔗 Yeah.

12:37🔗 Adam You're 14?

12:39🔗 Caller Hey, Adam, I just want to say that you're gone, and you should go run for president.

12:43🔗 Adam Okay. Done and done. Thank you.

12:45🔗 Caller Okay. And Cypress Hill, I was wondering, when's your next album coming out?

12:49🔗 Cypress Hill We have a live album coming out in December.

12:52🔗 Caller Yeah. December 17th sometime.

12:54🔗 Caller Okay, and are you going to be at BFD this year?

12:57🔗 What's that?

13:02🔗 Caller Bing, bing, wow, rewind, selector.

13:04🔗 Cypress Hill Okay, let's just ask you where the city is.

13:07🔗 Drew What city is this in?

13:09🔗 Adam That's in Sacramento, right?

13:12🔗 Caller Kind of Mountain View.

13:13🔗 Adam Mountain View, yeah.

13:14🔗 Cypress Hill I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about that one. We'll have to research that one.

13:20🔗 Adam That's our affiliate, isn't it? That. Didn't we go out to BFD? No?

13:25🔗 Drew I didn't.

13:26🔗 Adam Oh, you didn't? Anderson, what are you giving me that look for? Didn't I go out there?

13:29🔗 Caller No, but your rules, man, your rules suck.

13:31🔗 Caller They never hold up.

13:32🔗 Adam Oh, that's right. Anderson wants me to hang up on him because I said no S word or F word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's out in Mountain View at the Amphitheater, right? Oh, it's Kyle. Oh, you've been there. We were there. That's when I introduced your kids as Hansen. And everyone booed them and your kids got freaked out?

13:53🔗 Drew Yeah. I was at that again last year, but that was like June.

13:57🔗 Adam But isn't that BFD?

13:59🔗 Drew Maybe. Yeah.

14:00🔗 Adam All right. Someone will call and figure out. Listen, this is a very important band. They fly all over the world and they perform. They don't know where they are.

14:10🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. I don't know where I'm at.

14:11🔗 Adam Debbie.

14:13🔗 Deborah.

14:14🔗 Adam Yeah. All right.

14:18🔗 No.

14:18🔗 Adam What's up there?

14:21🔗 Well, did they not tell you?

14:23🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Debbie. I'm going to put you on hold for a little while.

14:29🔗 All right. No. I've been going through a hard time.

14:33🔗 Adam All right. But why do we have to go through it with you? You understand?

14:37🔗 Because I've been waiting for so long.

14:40🔗 Adam All right.

14:41🔗 All right.

14:42🔗 Caller Be nice.

14:44🔗 You want to know what my hard time is?

14:45🔗 Adam No. Hold on. My God. What do we got to do? Send her out a windbreaker or something to get her to ask her goddamn question? I swear, half the people who call the show act like we called them. Like they were eating and watching Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and the phone rang. Hey, it's Adam and Dr. Drew.

15:04🔗 Drew It don't bother me.

15:04🔗 Adam Anything going on with the vagina?

15:06🔗 Cypress Hill Can I ask you a few questions, please?

15:08🔗 Adam Yeah. Hold on. Jason?

15:11🔗 Yeah.

15:11🔗 Adam You're 14?

15:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:13🔗 Adam What's up?

15:14🔗 Caller I got bit by a spider, like, on the top of the penis, and now it stings. And it got a little red.

15:22🔗 Adam Yeah. Are you sure it was a spider bite?

15:25🔗 Caller Yep.

15:25🔗 Drew How do you know that?

15:27🔗 Caller Because I saw it, like, kind of dead in my bed when I woke up.

15:32🔗 Adam No. No, you didn't.

15:33🔗 Caller No, I'm dead serious.

15:35🔗 Drew You ever had sex with anybody?

15:36🔗 Caller Nope.

15:38🔗 Drew Any rashes anywhere else?

15:39🔗 Nope.

15:41🔗 Adam You saw a dead spider in your bed?

15:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:44🔗 Drew I would not assume this is a spider bite.

15:47🔗 Adam Jason, you dropped your bong and burnt the end of your penis. Is that true?

15:52🔗 Caller No, no, I didn't. My bong is fully intact.

15:56🔗 Drew He's been attached to it all the evening. Yeah.

15:59🔗 Adam Jason, you going to ride your moped to the Big Smokeout this Saturday?

16:03🔗 Caller No, I don't have a moped.

16:05🔗 Drew Razor.

16:05🔗 Adam Okay.

16:06🔗 Caller All right.

16:07🔗 Adam All right, Drew, what would one do if one was bit on the dork by a spider?

16:11🔗 Drew Well, you leave it alone. It doesn't usually cause any big deal. That's why it makes me think there's something, I mean, things that cause blister or nodule and itch and sting, you can't always assume it's an insect, but I mean, many other skin disorders can do that.

16:22🔗 Adam But what about when you see the dead spider?

16:25🔗 Drew Still don't assume it's a spider.

16:26🔗 Adam Oh, really?

16:27🔗 Drew It doesn't sound like a spider bite.

16:28🔗 Adam Listen, it is ridiculous anyway. What kind of gay spider would bite you on the penis anyway? There's no gay spiders. Are there gay insects, Drew? Do you think? Praying mantis maybe? What would be the gayest of all the insects? Ladybug, because ladybugs are guys.

16:42🔗 Drew Right.

16:43🔗 Adam That's a gay insect.

16:44🔗 Drew No, they're extra masculine though in real life. They eat spiders and things.

16:48🔗 Adam Oh, really?

16:49🔗 Drew They're compensating.

16:50🔗 Cypress Hill You learn something new.

16:51🔗 Caller Transsexual kind of thing.

16:53🔗 Adam That's a very butch insect. What about like the earthworm? It's like a hermaphrodite. It has both genitalia.

17:00🔗 Drew Yes, it does itself.

17:02🔗 Adam Yeah. Whoa.

17:03🔗 Cypress Hill It's probably confused, too.

17:04🔗 Adam Skilled. Anderson suggested the potato bug. Now, that is a very straight, that is a very straight insect. Yeah, that is not a gay insect. Debbie?

17:13🔗 Drew Deborah.

17:14🔗 Adam Oh, Debbie Deborah?

17:16🔗 Yeah.

17:16🔗 Adam Sorry there, Deborah. Now, what's up? You're 31.

17:19🔗 Caller Yeah. I've gone through a situation where my husband was in a severe accident. What happened? He, our balcony gave way, the railing of our balcony gave way. And he fell and hit his head on the cement slab that the drainage ditch goes down to.

17:47🔗 Adam And yeah.

17:50🔗 Caller Well, he, he was, he broke every bone in his face. He had brain surgery.

17:57🔗 Adam What was he? Was he drunk or something?

17:59🔗 Caller No.

18:00🔗 Adam What was he doing? He was just leaning on the balcony?

18:03🔗 Caller He went outside on the balcony at to see if the cat had gotten out.

18:09🔗 Adam All right.

18:10🔗 Caller We didn't fix our cat. We had two cats and we've had them for like five years.

18:16🔗 Adam Well, okay. So the railing gave way.

18:18🔗 Caller The railing gave way.

18:19🔗 Adam And he landed on his head and he was severely injured. And now what?

18:23🔗 Caller And our lives have been totally turned around. You know what I mean?

18:29🔗 Adam Well, how long ago did this happen?

18:32🔗 Caller About 140 days ago.

18:35🔗 Adam That's three years, five years ago?

18:38🔗 Caller 140 days ago.

18:40🔗 Drew Four months ago.

18:41🔗 Adam Okay. Use months, please, Debra.

18:44🔗 Caller No, that's more than four months. That's almost six months.

18:46🔗 Drew How long has he been out of the hospital?

18:49🔗 Adam Well, it's six months if you count under five months. Almost six months.

18:55🔗 Cypress Hill This is a math show now.

18:57🔗 Drew How long has he been out of the hospital?

18:58🔗 Adam Well, three times five months is 150.

19:01🔗 Caller Hey, look. Hey, whoa.

19:03🔗 Adam Listen, honey, I'm not Copernicus but I can tell you what 140 days is.

19:09🔗 Drew How long has he been out of the hospital?

19:12🔗 Caller He's been out of the hospital on and off. He had to have four reconstructive surgeries.

19:18🔗 Drew But since the original head injury?

19:22🔗 Caller Well, no. They told him he wouldn't get to live and he lived.

19:27🔗 Drew How long was he in the hospital for the first time?

19:29🔗 Caller A month.

19:29🔗 Drew A month. And did he have bleeding into his brain?

19:36🔗 Caller No. He had brain surgery. They had to drain his brain of blood.

19:41🔗 Drew Because he had bleeding into his brain?

19:43🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

19:44🔗 Drew OK.

19:45🔗 Adam Hey, Debbie. Have you been drinking?

19:48🔗 Caller Me? No.

19:50🔗 Drew All right.

19:51🔗 Caller Lack of sleep. I'm sorry.

19:53🔗 Drew All right. You know, people don't have.

19:55🔗 Caller I had a sleeping disorder before this happened. Now I can't even take Tylenol PM. You know, I can't even go to sleep.

20:03🔗 Drew All right. Listen, people don't appreciate in this country how profoundly people, individuals can be changed by closed head injuries.

20:12🔗 Adam In France, they know the full weight of it, but not in this country.

20:14🔗 Drew Perhaps it's everywhere. But I can tell you here that, you know, it's this sort of a three stooge is a cartoon mentality. You get whacked in the head, and then you shake your head around, you go back and you go back about your business.

20:25🔗 Adam But well, this country is great in that we make fun of everyone.

20:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

20:28🔗 Adam Hey, look at the retarded guy. Hey, look at the hockey helmet on. He's driving around with one of those larks. You can't even have a driver's license.

20:38🔗 Drew That's great. Yeah. But closed head injuries will change people permanently. He's a different person now, right, Deborah? Your husband?

20:46🔗 Caller Yeah. I mean, well, he is.

20:48🔗 Drew Yeah. It changes people. Lots of personality changes, intellectual functioning changes, emotional changes. There's just tons of change.

20:55🔗 Adam Listen, so do you have to take care of him now?

20:59🔗 Caller I have, then.

21:02🔗 Drew He's not able to take care of himself?

21:04🔗 Caller No, I mean.

21:06🔗 Drew Can he have a job?

21:08🔗 Caller Well, he's an engineer.

21:10🔗 Drew Could he return to his previous employ?

21:14🔗 Caller Yes, they will let him.

21:15🔗 Drew Does he have the capacity?

21:17🔗 Adam I gotta tell you, if there was a balcony, I'd throw Debbie on.

21:19🔗 Drew I know, but she's really hurtin me.

21:21🔗 Adam I understand. Okay, listen, and I know it's a fine line, because I feel sorry for almost everyone who calls in to this show. I really do.

21:29🔗 Drew I know, but this one she really didn't bring on herself. She just pissed.

21:32🔗 Adam I feel badly for her situation. But she's being hostile.

21:35🔗 Drew I know.

21:36🔗 Adam And here's my thing. I'm sorry for the pain that you have in your life and what you've had to go through, but don't call the show if you don't want to converse. I mean, if someone's saying to you, can he hold down a job? Don't spit back with some nonsense where we chase our tails. Just say yes or no.

21:52🔗 Drew Let me talk to her.

21:53🔗 Adam I understand he was an engineer.

21:55🔗 Drew No.

21:56🔗 Adam How dare you? Deborah?

21:57🔗 Caller Yes, I believe he can hold down the job.

21:59🔗 Drew But he could have returned to his previous employer.

22:01🔗 Caller Yes, I think so.

22:02🔗 Adam Okay. So that's something to work toward, right?

22:05🔗 Drew So he's in pretty good shape. Most people with severe head injury really have trouble functioning at work.

22:09🔗 Adam Right. Unless they were in the radio before.

22:11🔗 Drew Then they just go right back in. In case they get a raise, they don't miss a day.

22:17🔗 Caller The problem is that maybe he can't return back to me.

22:22🔗 Caller He can't look.

22:23🔗 Adam What do you mean?

22:24🔗 Caller That he may not be able to return back to being my husband.

22:32🔗 Drew What does that mean? What does that mean?

22:33🔗 Caller Loving me.

22:34🔗 Drew Why is that?

22:36🔗 Caller Because he doesn't.

22:40🔗 Drew Does he just not have feelings right now? Is he blunted?

22:43🔗 Caller He makes excuses and...

22:45🔗 Drew You're talking about sex.

22:46🔗 Caller Sex.

22:47🔗 Drew That's what she's talking about.

22:47🔗 Caller Sex and even cuddling.

22:51🔗 Adam Well, he didn't like that before.

22:53🔗 Caller Oh, that's the best thing I am. That's the best thing I do is love and cuddle.

22:59🔗 Adam I know, you do, but that probably wasn't one of his strong suits even before the injury.

23:03🔗 Caller No, he was. Yes, it was.

23:05🔗 Drew What medications...

23:05🔗 Caller That made me fall in love with him.

23:07🔗 Drew What medications is he on now? He had the energy to put on a good show.

23:12🔗 Caller I don't know, I mean, he's on a lot.

23:14🔗 Drew Okay, well those medicines...

23:15🔗 Caller But now he's on steroids.

23:17🔗 Drew Okay, well all that can dramatically...

23:19🔗 Adam You talk to him often, talk to her often.

23:21🔗 Okay, all right, all right.

23:22🔗 Caller Driving him crazy.

23:25🔗 Adam Let me tell you about the cuddling part. You injure your brain, you can't act anymore.

23:30🔗 Caller I think that's the last thing he's thinking about right now. Right. That's what I would say.

23:36🔗 Adam All right.

23:36🔗 Cypress Hill He's trying to cuddle with his brain right now.

23:39🔗 Adam Bobo and Be Real are both here from Cypress Hill. We'll take a little break. Drew will talk to the lovely Deborah off the air, Ms. Congeniality, and we'll be back after this.

23:47🔗 Caller Hey, Bobo.

23:49🔗 Hello, what is it?

23:50🔗 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

23:53🔗 Caller Loveline will be right back.

24:19🔗 Adam Hey, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Bobo and Be Real are both here from Cypress Hill. The big smokeouts taking place in San Bernardino coming up this Saturday. Limp Bizkit, of course, Cypress Hill, Pennywise. What other bands are gonna be there?

24:41🔗 Caller 311, System of a Down.

24:43🔗 Adam Oh man, yeah.

24:45🔗 Caller Whole bunch.

24:46🔗 Adam Great man.

24:47🔗 Caller Thank you, thank you.

24:47🔗 Drew All this stuff here too, those bands.

24:49🔗 Adam Oh my god, three stages.

24:51🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, there's gonna be a rave there. There's gonna be everything.

24:56🔗 Caller Everything.

24:57🔗 Cypress Hill We got all the bases covered.

24:59🔗 Adam This is this Saturday, October 7th, and it's taking place at the National Orange Show Event Center, which is in San Bernardino, California and all ages are welcome. Rain or shine. Although I think the weather is gonna be perfect for this thing.

25:15🔗 Caller Yeah, it should be good.

25:16🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, not too, not too hot, hopefully.

25:19🔗 Adam Yeah, and plenty of facilities. Yeah, because, you know, here's what happens. You guys have been to enough shows, Drew, you included, that the bathrooms start out pretty good, you know?

25:31🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah.

25:31🔗 Adam Then the beer starts flowing and the day wears on, and you try to hit that men's room about 830, 9 o'clock at night when the show started at noon.

25:42🔗 Cypress Hill And it's no joke.

25:43🔗 Adam It's been 14 bands have been on stage, and now, Chili Peppers are on stage, and it's 1045, and you go up to use the head, and there's just fecal matter floating out of the doorway. You know, the thing that's funny is, is when guys get loaded, they start urinating on stuff, anywhere but a toilet. It's a weird thing. You take your average, like, sort of 19, 20, 21-year-old Limp Bizkit fan.

26:09🔗 Drew Or he's peeing.

26:09🔗 Adam And put a 12-pack under him out in the hot sun over the course of 10 bands. And he walks in that bathroom. It's ironic that he even went into the bathroom.

26:18🔗 Drew Yeah.

26:19🔗 Adam Why go there? You're just whizzing on the leg of the guy who's standing next to you or somewhere, anywhere but the toilet.

26:25🔗 Drew Didn't we have, like, a 20-minute discussion about poo-poo last night?

26:29🔗 Caller Yeah, maybe.

26:30🔗 Drew Let's not go down that path again.

26:31🔗 Adam To be fair to me, it was 15 minutes. I had questions I needed answers to. Sarah, you're 19.

26:38🔗 Caller Yes.

26:38🔗 Adam What's up?

26:39🔗 Caller I am, okay, I'm 19 and I have a thing for, like, 35, 36-year-old guys. I really like them.

26:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

26:50🔗 Drew That's good for you.

26:51🔗 Adam Yeah, it's perfect.

26:53🔗 Caller But I need to know if this is, like, a bad thing.

26:56🔗 Drew It's not good for you. For you. Yeah, you're going to, it sort of takes you away from your peers. It makes you focused on people that are really in a very different place in their life and who might be looking at you more as an object and less as a person. Adam, Adam would be just awful to be around.

27:12🔗 Adam Yeah, it'd be horrible to be around me. Yeah. Adam, Adam, and what about me? I have to be around me all the time.

27:18🔗 Drew You were the 19-year-old. Just think of that, awful.

27:20🔗 Adam Yeah, her telling me to grow up.

27:22🔗 Cypress Hill Well, that would hurt.

27:22🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. Okay.

27:24🔗 Cypress Hill That would hurt.

27:25🔗 Adam Hey, Sarah, there's a catch-22, which is 36-year-old guys that want to spend a lot of time with 19-year-old chicks are a little bit flawed, unless the chicks are really hot looking. But even then, it's a little bit flawed. You know what I mean?

27:41🔗 Drew It's by definition flawed.

27:42🔗 Adam So the catch-22 is every guy who's willing to hang out with you is kind of an idiot.

27:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

27:47🔗 Caller Oh, thanks.

27:48🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no, not because- Yeah.

27:50🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying.

27:51🔗 Caller But okay. Now, is there any way to stop myself from liking these guys because I've tried to like guys my age.

27:57🔗 Drew Well, look at the source. Did your dad go away when you were young or something?

28:01🔗 Caller I grew up without a dad.

28:02🔗 Drew Yeah. Did he leave when you were like two?

28:04🔗 Caller No, actually, my mom never told her boyfriend that she was pregnant.

28:07🔗 Drew How long was he around at all? No.

28:09🔗 Caller I don't even know who he is.

28:10🔗 Adam He never knew.

28:11🔗 Drew Yeah, but I thought maybe he came back.

28:12🔗 Adam Was there another guy in the picture?

28:14🔗 Caller There was one and then there was another one when I- yeah. There were a couple.

28:19🔗 Drew Did you like those guys?

28:20🔗 Caller Huh?

28:20🔗 Drew Did you like some of those guys?

28:22🔗 Caller The one she has now is pretty good.

28:24🔗 Drew No, when you were younger, were you connected to one of them?

28:26🔗 Caller Oh, no, not at all.

28:26🔗 Drew No.

28:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

28:27🔗 Drew So you're looking to replace some of them.

28:29🔗 Adam Everyone's daddy.

28:29🔗 Cypress Hill Looking for the father figure.

28:30🔗 Drew Yeah.

28:31🔗 Adam Right.

28:32🔗 Caller So is there any way to train myself not to like him? I mean, knowing that, I mean, that's something that I've always kind of figured was the problem, but it doesn't help.

28:39🔗 Drew Doesn't help it go away.

28:40🔗 Adam How about you find like a nice 25-year-old guy who spent too much time in the sun or something? You know what I mean?

28:45🔗 Drew You know what's interesting? I wonder if she were with the older guy, would it be a stable guy if she were to choose a 25-year-old, it would be the guy that was ready to leave. You know what I'm saying, whether she would act that out.

28:54🔗 Caller I was with a 36-year-old guy, but he was married.

29:00🔗 Drew Oh boy.

29:00🔗 Caller My problem now is that there's another guy, I didn't know anything about him. We know we started talking and I liked him, and he's right around 36 and I just found out he's married. Nothing is going on there, but how can I stop myself from liking him?

29:17🔗 Adam Don't talk to them. Listen, find yourself, why don't you find a nice 24-year-old Jewish guy because those guys act like they're 45.

29:25🔗 Drew Okay. Start dating more regularly and you'll find that people become less of these objects and more somebody you really start caring about.

29:32🔗 Caller Okay.

29:32🔗 Drew I mean, they're less of the symbols.

29:34🔗 Caller Okay.

29:35🔗 Adam All right. All right. Bye.

29:39🔗 Cypress Hill Stay away from the married dudes.

29:40🔗 Adam Are you going to be able to talk around of that though?

29:43🔗 Drew No.

29:43🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

29:43🔗 Drew Not completely, no.

29:45🔗 Adam Like I like the big jugs, you know?

29:46🔗 Cypress Hill Well, you may be able to talk around of this one, but not the next one.

29:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Right. You know a magazine I picked up the other day?

29:53🔗 Drew Let me guess. Busty?

29:54🔗 Adam Well, you're close. This is the Big Boob Cruise. Jugs?

29:58🔗 Drew What is it?

29:59🔗 Adam Every year. Now, I didn't go in to pick this magazine up. I was trying to get a car magazine, but you know what happened. There's the Big Boob Cruise just burning a hole in the air while the guy goes back to get the back issue of car and driver and you're just staring at that Big Boob Cruise.

30:15🔗 Drew Right.

30:16🔗 Adam This magazine, it's I think it's Score Magazine. Each year, they have this Big Boob Cruise. Minka was on it. She's the number one Asian Big Boob Queen. They go out on a boat with 15 of the biggest of the big top porn chicks and eight guys with 7 million rolls of film and 700 cases of beer. It must cost these guys like 20 grand or something. They go on this Jamaican cruise on this yacht. Here's what it is. Somebody took a strip club and put pontoons on it and just floated you out in the ocean with you and your buddies for a week.

30:59🔗 Drew Adam, you have a reason to live now.

31:00🔗 Adam I know.

31:01🔗 Drew A reason to work.

31:02🔗 Adam I know. A goal. That's what I was thinking. I got to get on to this big boob cruise. Imagine being on the big boob cruise.

31:09🔗 Caller He might not want to come back.

31:10🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, he may never come back.

31:11🔗 Drew Just think of how the reuniting experience will be with Yeminka.

31:15🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Oh, it's been so long since she's need me in the groin. Yeah, I mean, Drew, I'm going to bring this thing in on Sunday night. You'll go nuts when you see this big boob cruise. They got pictures of them on the plane flying over to Jamaica, then on out on the cruise, and then they're on the beach playing volleyball, and they're doing lap dances on the top side, while the chef's down below whipping up some confection. I mean, this is the greatest. It's funny because these guys are all in their 40s. It's a weird thing because you couldn't afford the big boob cruise unless you had a few serious bucks in the bank. So it just means it's for older guys. I don't know if any of them are married. I can imagine your wife grabs an issue of the Big Boob Cruise magazine and there you are. You crawled under Minka and there's a picture of you. Drew, I'm going to bring this thing and you'll go nuts.

32:11🔗 Cypress Hill He may want to go on vacation.

32:13🔗 Adam Yeah, he might take the big boob cruise. Dimitri? What's up? You're 15.

32:18🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

32:19🔗 Adam Okay.

32:19🔗 Caller All right. You're God, Adam.

32:21🔗 Adam Thank you.

32:22🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah.

32:22🔗 Caller You, uh, conferred me to atheism.

32:25🔗 Adam Oh, thank you. Thank you. I, you know, I'd like to get more kids into, uh, Satan worship and Santeria, but that's great.

32:34🔗 Caller And, uh, and, uh, Drew, your side's great.

32:38🔗 Drew Thank you. What's up, Dimitri?

32:41🔗 Adam All right.

32:41🔗 Caller I can't get my girlfriend to kiss me.

32:43🔗 Drew How come?

32:45🔗 Caller I don't know.

32:46🔗 Drew Have you asked her?

32:47🔗 Caller No.

32:47🔗 Drew Have you tried to kiss her? No.

32:49🔗 Cypress Hill Maybe he has halitosis.

32:51🔗 Caller Yeah. Is there a breath homing?

32:52🔗 Drew He hasn't tried to kiss her.

32:53🔗 Cypress Hill Oh.

32:54🔗 Caller Oh.

32:55🔗 Adam What will she do? Will she do other things?

32:57🔗 Drew Do you expect her to try to kiss you first?

32:59🔗 Caller I don't know.

33:00🔗 Adam Well, hold on a second.

33:01🔗 Drew Wait a minute.

33:02🔗 Adam Do you do anything with her?

33:04🔗 Caller I've only been going out with her for about two weeks.

33:06🔗 Adam I know. So it's not like you get sex, but she won't kiss you? Yeah.

33:11🔗 Drew It's not like that.

33:13🔗 Adam Yes, it's not like that. Yes, it's not. Okay. So you don't do anything. How do you know you're going out with her? I asked her out. Okay. But you know, I've learned from this show, and I wish it was something I learned in high school, that sometimes when you ask a woman, they'll tell you a different story. You mowing her lawn is not you two dating. Do you know what I'm saying?

33:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:33🔗 Drew But he is not trying to kiss her. How do you end your date?

33:37🔗 Caller Take her up to her door, basically.

33:39🔗 Drew And then how about?

33:40🔗 Adam What about a little peck on the lips there?

33:44🔗 Caller Nothing.

33:44🔗 Drew Nothing.

33:45🔗 Adam I know. Why don't you drop your hanky, you fairy?

33:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

33:48🔗 Adam You kiss her, you idiot.

33:50🔗 Cypress Hill How old is she?

33:51🔗 Caller She's 16.

33:52🔗 Drew Wait. Why don't you kiss her right then?

33:55🔗 Caller Maybe I should.

33:56🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

33:58🔗 Cypress Hill Does she wait for you? Does she pause for a second or? No, she doesn't.

34:02🔗 Caller She just goes in the door.

34:03🔗 Drew She runs in.

34:04🔗 Adam Okay. Listen, I want to say, Drew, we've talked about this before. How much time have you spent in your life, especially your younger life, high school, college, maybe, thinking about making a move?

34:15🔗 Drew Yeah.

34:16🔗 Adam You know what I mean? At junior high, spending so much time thinking about making that move and how uncomfortable, how it becomes bigger than it actually is. But here's the reality. How many times you guys actually ever been turned down when you tried to kiss a girl? Do you know what I'm saying? Outside of the family, let's say.

34:34🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

34:36🔗 Adam I'm a very desirable guy, and I haven't been turned out that much. I've probably been turned down three times out of the 50 times I've tried it. Right. Here's my point. They won't turn you down nearly as much as you think they will, especially if you're standing on their porch after a night at the theater.

34:58🔗 Drew Or if things are really so difficult to overcome some barriers because they're putting that up there, and that means you shouldn't be putting all the emphasis on this one.

35:09🔗 Cypress Hill So you haven't tried...

35:11🔗 Adam No, wait, where is he? Oh, screw him.

35:12🔗 Cypress Hill He hasn't tried. He said he hasn't tried.

35:14🔗 Adam He's waiting for her to do something.

35:16🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, well, what is this?

35:17🔗 Caller He's a little shy.

35:18🔗 Caller You gotta initiate.

35:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

35:20🔗 Cypress Hill And, you know...

35:21🔗 Caller Don't be scared.

35:22🔗 Adam Yeah, women want that.

35:23🔗 Cypress Hill You gotta go for broke.

35:25🔗 Adam Oh my God. When I was 16, I went on a date with Flori Aguilar, okay?

35:32🔗 Cypress Hill Hello, Flori.

35:33🔗 Adam Now, first off, we went into Westwood. And for those of you who don't live around here, that was the place you went on a date. When you lived around here, you go in there, see a movie.

35:42🔗 Drew Go to yesterday's restaurant.

35:43🔗 Adam We went to Westwood to see a movie. I borrowed my stepmother's Honda. And that was back, you know, she had like a 77 Honda. So it was about as big as one of the Shriners cars. They drive in the parade. Your head hangs out of the sunroof, you know. We went down to Westwood 1, me and Flori.

36:01🔗 Drew Westwood. Westwood.

36:02🔗 Adam I mean, sorry, now I'm at Westwood 1. Went down to Westwood Saw. For some reason, and maybe it's because everything else was sold out or something, saw the David Bowie movie, The Man Who Fell From Earth, which is a bizarre movie at any age.

36:16🔗 Drew Yeah, but you're high school. That's...

36:17🔗 Adam It was bizarre. There's a part where a guy's talking to some, a girl's talking into a guy's penis like a microphone. It's a bizarre movie to go on a first date.

36:27🔗 Drew Step up to the mic.

36:28🔗 Adam Yeah, it's very uncomfortable.

36:29🔗 Cypress Hill Step up to the mic.

36:30🔗 Adam Very uncomfortable. So I drove her home after what was probably a horrible date for her. And I went to kiss her in the car. And because my arms stretch out like a condor and I'm driving this Honda that's about two and a half feet wide, I actually elbow her right in the chops as I try to reach the right arm around me.

36:52🔗 Cypress Hill That set the mood, didn't it?

36:53🔗 Adam Yeah, good. I mean, if we're playing hockey, I would have been thrown in the penalty box for that moment. So I whack her in the face with my elbow and there was no second date.

37:05🔗 Caller But, that's pretty surprising.

37:06🔗 Drew Years of good stories.

37:07🔗 Adam That is not going to happen to anyone else who's listening. You kiss her, you're the guy. All right, Bobo and B. Real are both here from Cypress Hill. We'll take a little break when we come back. We'll answer a little question. We've got a big Cypress Hill fan wants to know about pot smoking and epilepsy and all that good stuff after this. Whoa. Yep, Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew over there. Bobo and Be Real are both here from Cypress Hill. The big smokeout is going down in San Bernardino. That is this Saturday. And, boy, Cypress Hill, of course, 311 system of a down, Pennywise, Limp Bizkit and many Long Beach Dub All-Stars, many, many others. I mean, really, this is a lot of bang for your buck.

38:31🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, we tried to give as much as possible, man. We've been on a lot of festivals and stuff and people get jipped for their money all the time. So we thought we'd give it, you know, we'd give them a good show for.

38:43🔗 Adam Yeah, not this time.

38:45🔗 Cypress Hill Not so much.

38:46🔗 Adam No, not at all. And what, how do you get these bands lined up? Do you guys make phone calls?

38:52🔗 Cypress Hill Well, you know, we'll put up a list of, you know, acts we'd like to see and then I'll make some calls. And, you know, sometimes, you know, the agents got to make the calls and all that. But if we know the groups, you know, we'll call them and invite them to play.

39:07🔗 Adam Is there a season where a band may be more available than other seasons or were bands in general? I mean, do they, like, you know, half these guys, these are big bands. They could be in Europe. They could be in Asia. Is there a time when they're closer to home or is it just all over the place?

39:25🔗 Caller Sometimes it varies, you know. Sometimes a lot of groups are out, like, summer, fall, and takes some of the winter off. Some groups like to tour in the winter, which we hate.

39:35🔗 Adam Well, I know Drew wants Limp Bizkit to play one of his kids bar mitzvahs, for instance.

39:41🔗 Drew Birthday party.

39:41🔗 Adam Oh, birthday party. I'm sorry. The Clown dropped out?

39:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

39:44🔗 Adam He want Limp Bizkit in there and he just want to make sure it's during, is that the...

39:48🔗 Drew I figure when they're in those little bouncy rooms, nothing better than a little Limp Bizkit music to really charge them up.

39:54🔗 Adam I went to the Triplets birthday party last year. When is that?

39:57🔗 Drew It's a couple of weeks.

39:58🔗 Adam Couple of weeks? I went to the party last year and they had this inflatable obstacle course, man. You would have gone nuts for this when you were that, and the kids, were they going to be seven?

40:08🔗 Drew Eight. Adam said when he was in that age, they'd have to get him off it, they'd have like a tranquilizer gun and shoot him.

40:14🔗 Adam Marlon Perkins would have to show up with a tranquilizer gun, get up in the tree and like shoot me, and then a bunch of natives would have to come by the net and drag me off of that thing. No way. Listen, I'm an adult and it was hairy. This thing, it was this inflatable obstacle course that Drew had set up in his driveway. First you start up, and I'm not exaggerating here, you start up an incline that's a good 15 feet, I mean almost two stories straight up, and then you go slide down the backside of that, and then there's you go in a giant like rock tumbler or something. I got my ass kicked by that thing. And you know the thing about it is you got a bunch of six, seven year olds, they think you're part of the jungle gym. They're grabbing you in the nuts and jumping on you. They pounce on you, you slide down the other side, five of them come down behind you and just pummel you like a big pig pile. I was going nuts, I was shoes off, I was rolling all over the place.

41:08🔗 Cypress Hill Sounds dangerous.

41:09🔗 Adam Yeah, I really, I could have sued, it was either that or talk to Drew's mom again about the touring with Perry Como in the 60s and I screw that, give me another beer, I'm getting back on the mountain. Talk to Drew's mom for like four hours out there. Yeah, Perry Como was quite an act in the 60s. We went all over the place, I was a backup singer. Those were the days. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to get back on the slide.

41:35🔗 Drew Try to find something to relate to you about that.

41:37🔗 Adam You got anything harder than beer around here? Glenn?

41:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:43🔗 Adam You're 25. What's up?

41:44🔗 Caller Yeah, I just want to say what's up to my boy Cypress Hill. I'll see you guys on Sunday.

41:49🔗 Caller I've been waiting all year.

41:50🔗 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

41:52🔗 Cypress Hill If you go on Sunday, you ain't going to see nobody.

41:54🔗 Caller You're not going to see us.

41:55🔗 Cypress Hill But the clean up crew, you got to go on Saturday. Saturday.

41:59🔗 Yeah, well, that's what I'll see you guys.

42:01🔗 Caller That's right.

42:03🔗 Caller Hey, I've been kicking back, waiting for the hear you guys.

42:05🔗 Caller You know what I'd be doing.

42:07🔗 Cypress Hill Right on.

42:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:08🔗 Well, I just wanted to talk to Drew.

42:09🔗 Drew Yeah, Glenn.

42:10🔗 Caller Part 215 is going on and everything. What is your stand on the smoking the marijuana with the epilepsy? I am a severe epileptic.

42:20🔗 Drew Well, there does seem to be some evidence that in certain cases, that there is a isomer, a certain molecule within the inhaled, volatilized cannabis that reduces the risk for seizure. But the problem is...

42:36🔗 Adam Is that what you guys call it?

42:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:39🔗 Exactly.

42:40🔗 Drew There is some good ass in that ganja. That makes you not have seizure. And here is the deal. If I pulled that molecule out, you wouldn't be interested in taking it, because it won't make you high. And that's what my issue is, is that, hey, there is better seizure medicines out there. If you want to get high, just admit you just want to get high. And that's fine. That's up to you. But to make it a big medical issue, I think it kind of misses the point. Why don't you just go ahead, why don't everybody just get together and just figure out if they want to make this thing legal or not, and just get on with it. Get it over with.

43:11🔗 Cypress Hill That's what I'm talking about.

43:13🔗 Adam Well, hey, Glenn, does it help you?

43:15🔗 Caller To tell you the truth, I think it does, because my doctor told me that three main causes of seizures are lack of sleep, not eating, and what was the other one?

43:27🔗 Drew Like I said, I can smoke them off.

43:30🔗 Adam Going to one of Drew's kids' parties.

43:33🔗 Caller Lack of sleep, not eating, and stress.

43:35🔗 Drew That's for people that have seizures.

43:37🔗 Caller Yes, I do have seizures.

43:38🔗 Drew That's right. It doesn't cause seizures.

43:40🔗 Caller I am disabled.

43:41🔗 I live off a disability.

43:43🔗 Caller I mean, I don't have much to look forward to. I can't work. I can't drive.

43:47🔗 Adam Well, how are you going to get out to the smokeout on Sunday?

43:50🔗 Caller Trust me, I have a girlfriend that's going to take me.

43:52🔗 Adam Saturday. Oh, really? Yeah.

43:53🔗 Caller We all know what's good for us.

43:56🔗 Adam And does she?

43:56🔗 Caller And we live in Redlands. You know where Redlands is?

43:59🔗 Drew You know what? Hey, I'm going to Redlands tomorrow. I'm speaking at University of Redlands for the Spitfire Tour.

44:04🔗 Adam Oh, man. Oh, you are nuts. Dr. Bruce lives out in Redlands.

44:08🔗 Caller I live in Redlands? Come to Vince's, man.

44:10🔗 Drew It's kind of pretty.

44:11🔗 Adam Hey, no, I'm not going to Redlands. Hey, listen, there's a lot of... Catalina's pretty, too. I'm not going out. I'm not living there. Hey, Glenn? All right. So listen, you get the handicap parking?

44:24🔗 Caller I can't drive. I can't. If I'm with someone, yes, I can use it.

44:28🔗 Adam You bring that plaque with you?

44:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:30🔗 Adam Yeah, all right. I'll get you right up front at the smokeout. You park the van right in the mosh pit.

44:35🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, bring the plaque.

44:36🔗 Where do you want to hook up at?

44:38🔗 Adam I'll meet you by the Jerk Chicken stand at Gate H about noon.

44:44🔗 Okay.

44:45🔗 Adam I'll be the guy wearing the hat, fashioning out of Budweiser cans, and the gas, grass, or ass, nobody rides for free t-shirt.

44:53🔗 Drew That was a making bacon t-shirt.

44:54🔗 Adam I mean, making bacon. Yeah, that's on the back.

44:56🔗 That's on the back.

44:57🔗 Adam No, I'll be wearing the Whiskey Peas Casino, liquor in the front, poker in the rear t-shirt. Let me tell you, that was the best part about working construction. The guys would show up in those shirts all day long. I mean, I used to beg guys to wear, you know, hey, come on, Russ, wear your liquor in the back, poker in the rear, t-shirt. I wear that on Fridays. Come on.

45:21🔗 Drew Shirts, Sundays.

45:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:24🔗 Adam It was a great part about doing construction. Forget about a suit and tie. These guys would be wearing shirts with new naked chicks and profanity on it. It was great. I really had a guy, I bought a make and bake shirt off of a, actually I attempted to buy it.

45:42🔗 Drew Just when you get back from court?

45:43🔗 Adam Off a day laborers back.

45:44🔗 Drew Who just got back from court, I think you told me.

45:46🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

45:47🔗 Caller It was great.

45:48🔗 Adam This guy is like, hey, Hildago, why are you late? I said, court, domestic abuse or something like, you know you're wearing a make and bake shirt with two pigs humping? Yeah. I'm like, maybe you shouldn't wear that to court. The judge sees the two pigs banging away. All right. You know, next time. All right. He bought it. He wouldn't take the money for it, but he would take the 10 bucks and he went to the swamp meet the next day and showed up Monday with two make and bake shirts for me. So that's a very proud man, by the way. All right. We will take ourselves a little break. Cypress Hill here and we'll be back.

46:29🔗 Caller We'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:17🔗 Adam Cypress Hills are our guest tonight. The big smokeout is taking place this Saturday in San Bernardino. Get There, what time the gates open, fellas?

47:28🔗 Cypress Hill I think we're opening them about 10 o'clock. We're trying to get people there early to avoid like, you know, traffic and all that sort of stuff.

47:36🔗 Adam Right, Limp Bizkit goes on stage about 10, 15 in the morning.

47:40🔗 Cypress Hill Oh yeah.

47:41🔗 Adam And so you want to get there early.

47:43🔗 Drew Are you guys, is it gonna be covered by media? Is MTV gonna be there?

47:45🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, I believe MTV is gonna be there. I'm pretty sure a lot of the local people will be there as well.

47:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

47:51🔗 Cypress Hill I mean, it's the biggest festival in LA., I think, in a long time. So I'll be covering it for sure, hopefully.

48:00🔗 Drew Well, this could even be bigger than you think. I mean, because it's got a lot of energy behind it.

48:05🔗 Adam Bigger than you want or bigger than you think?

48:06🔗 Drew Well, bigger than you plan, you know, than you imagine it to be.

48:08🔗 Cypress Hill It could never be bigger than you want. It can always be bigger than you think.

48:13🔗 Adam I'm saying you could have enough porta potties for 50,000 people and 75,000 asses could show up.

48:23🔗 Cypress Hill Well, see, that would be great. You know, hey, what are you going to do? You recycle.

48:26🔗 Adam What are you going to do? Oh, listen, you're you're you're back. You're backstage in a lounge.

48:30🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, I'm backstage. You got a nice, clean toilet.

48:33🔗 Adam You got a toilet. You got a bidet. Yeah. With a mint in it next year.

48:37🔗 Cypress Hill Well, here's the thing. We got people that are going to be cleaning those things like every half hour. So, you know, yeah, we're going to try to keep it decent.

48:46🔗 Drew Like Opa Loopas. I mean, who's that's a good gig.

48:48🔗 Cypress Hill No, I mean, you know, you hire.

48:51🔗 Caller Yeah, they just check it all out.

48:52🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. It's when you get those things, it comes with a service, man. You got to clean those every half hour.

48:57🔗 Adam That is it. That is a gig. They drive a truck. They drive a tanker truck. Looks like it looks like one of those watering trucks on the construction site. Yeah. And they got a big hose that comes out. The back. And there's not some bib or some attachment that they hook them to in the back. They drop them right down where your ass goes and flip the switch and that thing sucks it all up. And then they toss a couple of mints in there and they hit the road. It's a great gig. I always thought to myself they must obviously they empty that truck by flipping the switch the other way and reversing the stuff out the tube into some kind of, you know, receptacle or some kind of treatment plant or something. I always thought, you know, the greatest gig, the greatest joke would be to just open someone's sunroof in their car, just the sunroof, and just put that hose into that nice...

49:45🔗 Drew How to get back at a girlfriend that really skips you.

49:48🔗 Adam Back that thing out after a good day over at the smoke out, right? And then at the top just like trowel it off like a cement sidewalk and put your initials in the top of the stick.

49:59🔗 Cypress Hill I know a couple of places we can take that truck to.

50:03🔗 Adam You got some girlfriends, you swing by. Oh, could you imagine, especially if they're driving like an SUV or something that had, you know, several hundred cubic feet in there. I mean, you could really fill that thing up. Oh, that'd be great. You know, what would you do? Would you open the door and run? Or would you just, would you just, what would you do, Drew? What would you have to do if that was your car? Would you open the door and just keep walking?

50:27🔗 Drew Take it to the junkyard.

50:28🔗 Adam How would you get it there?

50:30🔗 Caller You don't, you don't detail that.

50:32🔗 Drew You don't, you don't detail it.

50:35🔗 Adam Not enough armor on the United States for that.

50:38🔗 Drew Not at all. My kids used to vomit in the back of a car.

50:40🔗 Adam And you throw it away.

50:41🔗 Drew I'd get rid of the car. There's no way to get rid of that.

50:43🔗 Cypress Hill It's got to go.

50:44🔗 Adam Leanna?

50:45🔗 It's Lena.

50:46🔗 Adam Oh, Lena.

50:47🔗 Cypress Hill Lena.

50:48🔗 Adam What's up there, Lena?

50:49🔗 Hi, Adam. I totally love you.

50:51🔗 Andrew.

50:51🔗 Adam Oh, good.

50:52🔗 You rock.

50:53🔗 Adam Thank you.

50:53🔗 Caller Thank you.

50:55🔗 I think you're doing such a great service, and I've listened to you guys for years, but anyway, and Adam, I want to bring you a pie sometime.

51:00🔗 Adam Oh, please.

51:01🔗 What's your favorite kind?

51:03🔗 Adam It depends what the season is, but I like a pumpkin.

51:06🔗 Drew Your apple, too.

51:07🔗 You like a pumpkin? Okay.

51:08🔗 Adam A pumpkin or an apple? Yeah, apple's good if you bring, you know, a la mode. You go, you guys smoke pie. You know what that's like. Oh, yeah. Yeah, a la mode. Put it in the microwave, get a little heat, and have the ice cream melt on top. Yeah. All right, Lena.

51:25🔗 Caller Anyway, sorry.

51:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

51:26🔗 Adam And let me tell you something that's a little bit different about me than other talk show hosts. I eat what gets dropped off here.

51:33🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

51:33🔗 Caller I believe that.

51:33🔗 Adam I have homemade crap that shows up as foil. Drew, what do I do with it?

51:37🔗 Drew Put it in your mouth.

51:38🔗 Adam That's right.

51:40🔗 Drew Yeah. How do you feel about cobbler? Like a really good piece.

51:42🔗 Adam Yeah, I like a nice cobbler. To me, cobbler's pie.

51:45🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

51:46🔗 Adam Square pie.

51:46🔗 Caller Cobbler factory is great in Pasadena.

51:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

51:49🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

51:50🔗 Adam That's good with ice cream too. Let's get stoned and go eat some cobbler.

51:54🔗 Cypress Hill Sounds like two people are going to go make a trip down there. It's all good.

51:59🔗 Adam Get some barbecue and then we'll get some cobbler. All right, Alina. Yes. What do you want?

52:05🔗 Anyway, so one of my really, really good friends came on to me this past weekend, girlfriend.

52:11🔗 Drew Right. Exactly what happened.

52:13🔗 Well, she has this boyfriend who's sort of fixated on having a threesome. Like that's all I ever talked about or thinks about. And I've known about this for a long time, because I've known her for a really long time, blah, blah, blah. And anyway, I've tried to help her through it and whatnot. Well, this weekend we went out and got a little crazy and she sort of suggested it to me and I didn't, I didn't.

52:35🔗 Drew That may not be a pass at you. That may be just trying to.

52:38🔗 No, I mean, I took it as a pass. She touched me. She, I mean, I think she was serious.

52:45🔗 Adam She was serious, but she's without her boyfriend. Do you think she would have done this?

52:50🔗 I don't know because we sort of had a conversation about how she asked me if I ever thought about being with a woman and she thought about it recently. And I asked her if I was independent of the boyfriend pressuring her and she said she thinks it might be.

53:02🔗 Drew Oh no, I doubt it. Well, let's say it is.

53:06🔗 Cypress Hill And if she thinks it might be, it probably not.

53:08🔗 Adam What about you being with her without the boyfriend?

53:12🔗 Drew Would you go for that?

53:14🔗 Just the two of us and her? I don't know, it sounded like it.

53:19🔗 Adam What do you want to do?

53:19🔗 I don't want anything to do with it, but she's like my best friend.

53:23🔗 Adam Well, you got to do it. I remember when my best friend Stu wanted me to blow him. I said, I'm not gay, but he said, come on, we're buds. I said, all right, quick.

53:33🔗 Drew We had to think about it for a couple of days before.

53:35🔗 Adam I had to think about it.

53:36🔗 Drew He's my best friend.

53:37🔗 Adam What's in it for me? He said, I'll give you a beer. I said, all right, let's get this over with. By the way, keep your eyes on the road, Stu. I don't want you veering into a canyon. Let's focus now. Turn the radio down.

53:48🔗 Caller I can't think.

53:49🔗 Are you becoming gay, then? You wanting to be gay thing, Adam?

53:53🔗 Adam Who, me? Yeah, I want to be gay. It's just not working. I'm trying.

53:58🔗 Try to get with your friend again.

53:59🔗 Adam I'm going to try. I really think the gay lifestyle would be a life for me. It really would. I think these guys have the best time. All right, I just can't bring myself to it. It's the sex part. I can't put your hand up.

54:13🔗 Drew Well, it's not even the sex part.

54:14🔗 Caller I hear you.

54:15🔗 Drew It's the commitment of the swans.

54:18🔗 Adam The sex act?

54:19🔗 Drew No, it's the penis.

54:20🔗 Caller It's the problem.

54:22🔗 Adam You mean making out with a guy would be OK? No. Here's the thing. I like all parts of the gay lifestyle except for the part where you're with the guy making out and corn holing is true with college, off the air. Corn holing, sword fighting, swashbuckling. Yeah. Even seeing pictures of that is repulsive.

54:47🔗 Drew Corn holing.

54:48🔗 Adam Straight guys have trouble with that. But I wish I was. No, we're done with her. I haven't talked to her. We're done. My ass is still sore from my last boyhood.

54:57🔗 Drew We didn't finish with her.

54:58🔗 Adam That was totally out of context.

55:01🔗 Drew Lena? She's still your friend, she's under the influence and a lot of pressure by a guy who really doesn't care that much about what it does to her. You probably were drunk at the time, yes?

55:11🔗 Yeah, a little.

55:13🔗 Drew Just calm down. She's still your friend. Don't do this thing you don't want to do. Don't feel violated by it. Just reestablish a relationship on a new playing field, new boundaries.

55:22🔗 Caller Okay.

55:23🔗 Adam All right. Good times. Pete.

55:26🔗 Caller Hey, I want to get high.

55:29🔗 Caller Oh, boy.

55:31🔗 Caller Hey, no, seriously.

55:32🔗 Adam What are you saying? Commodores?

55:34🔗 Caller Commodores? No, seriously, Drew. You can wrap that crap up into a big tin foil thing, and you can cook crap up on your grill. I've tried it.

55:47🔗 Cypress Hill What are you talking about?

55:48🔗 Caller Where did he go? I'm talking about wrapping crap up in tin foil and grilling it on your grill, man. Oh, really?

55:56🔗 Adam Was Drew talking about that? Was he asking for hints on cooking crap?

56:00🔗 Caller Come on, no. I want to talk to Cypress. All right, here they are. Right. How close are you guys with 311?

56:07🔗 Cypress Hill Oh, they're cool. You know, we toured with them a while back.

56:10🔗 Caller Yeah, I know you did.

56:11🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, they're cool.

56:12🔗 Caller I know you come through Madison, Wisconsin one time. You guys were doing... You made the whole Coliseum smell like a giant bowl.

56:23🔗 Cypress Hill Well, I hope it smelled good, man.

56:25🔗 Drew Adam, make him laugh, please.

56:26🔗 Caller It did. It did, OK?

56:27🔗 Cypress Hill It's better than how...

56:29🔗 Adam Pete, how Madison normally smells. Hey, Pete, you're calling from Madison?

56:35🔗 Caller Yes, I'm calling from Madison, Wisconsin.

56:37🔗 Adam You are the biggest stoner in Wisconsin, aren't you?

56:41🔗 Caller Yeah, I actually am not the biggest stoner, but I try. Who is the biggest stoner in Madison, Wisconsin? It would have to be a guy named...

56:56🔗 Cypress Hill He's even got it down to the tape, all right.

56:58🔗 Adam What's his name? I think he's been dethroned. I really do. I think you're the king of pot in Madison.

57:03🔗 Caller I got a question for Drew.

57:05🔗 Adam All right.

57:06🔗 Caller Yeah. All right. I got a question for you.

57:08🔗 Caller All right.

57:09🔗 Caller I'm dating a girl that I've seen for a long time. She's beautiful. She's awesome. She's all that there is for me, right?

57:20🔗 Drew Yeah. Other than pot.

57:21🔗 Caller Other than I'm 21 years old and 17.

57:27🔗 Adam Oh.

57:28🔗 Drew He violated your rule, too.

57:29🔗 Caller Yeah. Violation.

57:31🔗 Adam He worked the f-word right in there. He didn't even have to.

57:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:35🔗 Cypress Hill He was doing so well.

57:36🔗 Caller He was doing real good.

57:37🔗 Adam Yeah. He was doing good. I think he got tripped up. Sometimes when you guys ever do this, you get really stoned and you eat, and you're eating and enjoying yourself, and then you think, hey, where's my tongue? Then you think, oh my God, I'm going to bite my tongue. I don't know where it is. I'm not sure what it's doing. It could be in between my teeth, and then you bite down on your tongue. You ever do that?

57:55🔗 Cypress Hill What kind of stuff are you smoking? You got to share that.

57:57🔗 Adam That's good.

57:58🔗 Caller You got some super-duper.

58:01🔗 Adam Yeah, you guys don't think about it. Yeah, me neither. All right, listen, screw Pete. I don't know. He's got some 17-year-old. Oh, imagine Pete being on top of you. Sexy, yeah. Old still, they're busy.

58:14🔗 Caller Oh, no!

58:17🔗 Drew Spicoli sounds like Manneke compared to Pete.

58:22🔗 Adam Spicoli sounds like Tony Randall compared to Pete. JD, how old is JD?

58:30🔗 Drew Is that a thing?

58:31🔗 Adam All right, what's up? How old?

58:33🔗 Caller 16.

58:34🔗 Adam What's going on? What's up, bro?

58:35🔗 Caller What's up, BBO?

58:36🔗 Caller What's happening?

58:37🔗 Caller I was going to try to make it down to San Bernardino this weekend, but I kind of got busted.

58:44🔗 Cypress Hill What did you get busted for, man? Weed. Oh, just that.

58:50🔗 Caller Are you in the pokey right now? Are you giving us your one call or what?

58:54🔗 Drew You're busted by your parents.

58:56🔗 Caller No, I'm busted by the cops.

58:58🔗 Adam Really? How did that happen?

59:00🔗 Caller I had somebody in my car that had it on them, so I got busted with them.

59:04🔗 Adam When do you say most of the drug busts that go down are getting pulled over in your car and then when you roll the window down and the smoke comes out of the window like a Cheech and Chung movie and then they start looking around the car and then they always find the pipe and the stash and you know what I mean? You're saying most of that goes down that way?

59:22🔗 Drew I think that's probably how most of it does go down but I've yet to talk to somebody who had been busted that fashion who actually was the one holding the pot. It's always my friend.

59:29🔗 Adam Right.

59:31🔗 Caller You knew he had it, right?

59:33🔗 Drew They were smoking.

59:34🔗 Cypress Hill You knew he had it.

59:35🔗 Adam They were smoking. Listen, I'm telling you, I'm going to invent a car one day that has a place to hide drugs, like a pipe place. Like the turn signal indicator is going to unscrew and become a pipe. You know what I mean?

59:49🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, make it a part of the car.

59:51🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm going to make it the...

59:52🔗 Drew James Bond potmobile.

59:55🔗 Adam Yeah, for the drug addict on the move. He's tired of getting popped. Because you're like an idiot. You throw the stuff under your seat. It's the first place the cop shines the flashlight. There's nowhere good to stash something in a car. Yeah, I'm going to work on that. Oh, Cheech and Chong already made that?

1:00:13🔗 Caller That's nice.

1:00:13🔗 All right.

1:00:14🔗 Adam Always a day late and a dollar short. So, JD, what do you need?

1:00:18🔗 Caller Yeah, I wanted to ask you a question. Yeah? How long does Shroom stay in the system for?

1:00:23🔗 Drew In what sense? In terms of detectability of the system? Pretty quick. About 12 hours.

1:00:28🔗 Caller Oh, that's a long time.

1:00:29🔗 Adam Does it even show up?

1:00:30🔗 Drew Do they check for Shrooms?

1:00:31🔗 Cypress Hill I never knew that.

1:00:32🔗 Drew It's fast.

1:00:33🔗 Cypress Hill Learn something new every day.

1:00:34🔗 Drew I mean, maybe up to 24 hours, that's about it.

1:00:37🔗 Adam I still feel high after 12 hours. What do you mean? How do you get out of your system?

1:00:41🔗 Drew You just have the crap kicked out of you.

1:00:42🔗 Adam Oh yeah, my side hurts from laughing.

1:00:44🔗 Drew No, you just get... things that injure your central nervous system make you fatigued afterwards.

1:00:50🔗 Adam Yeah, it's tiring.

1:00:50🔗 Drew So those drugs like Ecstasy and Mushrooms, where you feel like crap a couple of days after, it's because of an injury.

1:00:55🔗 Adam Yeah, you get used to it. You shake it off. I'll tell you, the Mushrooms, I'm just tired from laughing. That's what happens. Last time I did Mushroom, my side hurt from laughing so hard.

1:01:07🔗 Drew You're a scary high person. I was just thinking about the pictures. I was just thinking about the images of you on the Man Show when you're getting high with Snoop.

1:01:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:01:16🔗 Cypress Hill Whoa, you were getting high with Snoop and you don't get high with us?

1:01:19🔗 Drew What kind of crap was that?

1:01:21🔗 Adam I was at Snoop's house.

1:01:22🔗 Cypress Hill What kind of crap was that?

1:01:23🔗 Adam It was a Man Show bit. I think I got that thing floating around in my car.

1:01:27🔗 Drew Show them.

1:01:28🔗 Adam That's my main man.

1:01:29🔗 Drew You won't want to get high with him if you see this. He's like one of these scary guys.

1:01:32🔗 Adam Oh, how dare you? I was a perfect gentleman over at Snoop's house. I just ate. That's all I did, watched some TV. All right, I'm going to get that out of the car. I think I got that out there. Drew, take the next call. All right.

1:01:44🔗 Drew Let's go on.

1:01:46🔗 Adam That's my main man, Ace. That's my rap name, Man-Ace. Man-Ace. With a Z? Man-Ace. White and a Z and a man.

1:01:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:56🔗 Caller That's pretty good, right?

1:01:58🔗 Caller Man-Ace.

1:01:59🔗 Drew Imagine him now high.

1:02:00🔗 Right.

1:02:02🔗 Drew Go ahead, Adam. Go get the thing. Sherry is 20. Sherry, what's going on?

1:02:06🔗 Caller How are you guys?

1:02:07🔗 Drew All right, Sherry. What's going on?

1:02:08🔗 Caller Good.

1:02:10🔗 Caller It's a little embarrassing, but I have balding hair that's growing at places that I know it shouldn't be.

1:02:18🔗 Drew Like where?

1:02:19🔗 Caller On my breast and around my belly button.

1:02:23🔗 Drew Is it between the breast or around the nipple?

1:02:25🔗 Caller Around the nipple.

1:02:26🔗 Drew Well, that's very common.

1:02:27🔗 Caller It is?

1:02:28🔗 Drew And you know, now there is a very effective hair removal lasers. A couple treatments take care of that.

1:02:35🔗 Caller Is it a little expensive?

1:02:37🔗 Drew Expensive?

1:02:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:39🔗 Drew I don't know. Probably. It probably is.

1:02:41🔗 Caller Is that any other way of getting rid of it or it will go away?

1:02:45🔗 Drew No, it's not going to go away. How long have you had it for?

1:02:48🔗 Caller Like maybe a year.

1:02:50🔗 Drew Yeah. I mean, just as you get older, that tends to happen more.

1:02:53🔗 Caller Are guys turned off that you've been with and they see you like that?

1:02:57🔗 Caller Well, actually, I haven't been with anybody, but my boyfriend that I'm with now, I kind of want to, but that's kind of stopping me.

1:03:05🔗 Drew She's embarrassed about it.

1:03:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:08🔗 Drew So you got to get that taken care of. Could you spend a couple hundred dollars on that kind of thing?

1:03:14🔗 Caller If it would work.

1:03:15🔗 Drew Hey, Adam, how much does the hair thing cost in your neck? How much does that hair thing cost in your neck?

1:03:21🔗 Adam Neck lasers?

1:03:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:03:22🔗 Adam I had my neck lasered so I wouldn't get a rash.

1:03:26🔗 Drew She needs a little hair on belly, excuse me, chest and belly laser.

1:03:29🔗 Adam Yeah. I had it done by our buddy, Dr. Marcel. Full price.

1:03:34🔗 Drew How much?

1:03:34🔗 Adam By the way, son of a bitch.

1:03:35🔗 Drew How much?

1:03:37🔗 Adam I don't know. It's like a hundred bucks or something. Yeah.

1:03:40🔗 Drew I mean, it might be really worthwhile. It sounds like it's really affecting your esteem and your comfort.

1:03:44🔗 Adam Whenever she got the hair going on her belly or her nipples.

1:03:47🔗 Drew Yeah. I think you have to have a couple of treatments usually, but it does not come back.

1:03:51🔗 Adam I don't know. Wait a minute. I went there twice. It's come back. It's suspicious. It'll come back.

1:03:57🔗 Caller It might come back thicker.

1:03:58🔗 Drew It should. No, no. It's supposed to be permanent. I mean, you need to go back again. Marcel told you you need another treatment, didn't he?

1:04:03🔗 Adam I don't. I stopped listening to him a long time ago.

1:04:06🔗 Drew At least your doctor when you have the treatment. But you should also have a medical work up to make sure that thyroid problems and other endocrine disturbances can cause hair growth. Okay.

1:04:17🔗 Adam All right, Sherry. Some guys are into that.

1:04:20🔗 Caller No, I hope not.

1:04:22🔗 Adam Yeah, they're scary guys. It's going to catch 22. Yeah, the tape's not in my car. I can't clean out my car. It's too bad. I don't know. Now you guys will never see it now. It'll be the best of. It's on the best of the man show. I don't know when the hell that thing's coming on. We just took a tour of Snoop's house and checked it out and it ended up getting a little bit stoned. He smokes quite a bit of weed. I don't know if people know that about Snoop. Oh, no. No. He didn't know that? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He smokes marijuana. Sure. John?

1:04:51🔗 Yes.

1:04:51🔗 Adam You're 21.

1:04:52🔗 Caller Yes. What's going on, Cypress Hill?

1:04:54🔗 Cypress Hill Oh, chilling.

1:04:56🔗 Caller That's cool. Hey, I'll see you guys this weekend at the smoke out there.

1:04:58🔗 Cypress Hill Right on, man.

1:04:59🔗 Caller That's right. It's going to be fresh. Hey, I just want to know who inspired you guys when you were growing up, you know? Kind of artists or whoever who inspired you?

1:05:07🔗 Cypress Hill Just a bunch of different groups, man. You know, groups like Public Enemy and KRS One, and even the Beastie Boys, you know? Just a bunch of different groups.

1:05:16🔗 Caller Yeah, I hear you. It's going to be fresh. And also, you know, hey, my friend looks just like you, Be Real. Everywhere I go, dude, we'll be walking down the street, people always come up to us going, hey, aren't you Be Real?

1:05:26🔗 Cypress Hill Well, I could use a stunt double, man.

1:05:30🔗 Caller Hey, I'm going to, we're both coming this weekend, so I'm going to find you guys and I'm going to put you guys.

1:05:34🔗 Caller So, just in case he gets too stoned.

1:05:36🔗 Cypress Hill Well, then he could do all of my interviews that day.

1:05:39🔗 Caller Hey, dude, it's a pretty close connection. You got the goatee going and everything, dude.

1:05:43🔗 Adam Right.

1:05:43🔗 Caller I'd say everything.

1:05:44🔗 Adam All right, John, who do you look like?

1:05:47🔗 Caller Who do I look like?

1:05:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:05:49🔗 Caller I don't know, I look like a white boy, I guess.

1:05:52🔗 Adam All right, so you'll be the white guy, sir?

1:05:53🔗 Caller Yeah, are you going to do some freestyle there, mayonnaise for the Cypress Hill game?

1:05:58🔗 Adam I may bust a rhyme, bust a move, bust a, you break it down.

1:06:04🔗 Caller He may get fresh.

1:06:05🔗 Adam I'm thinking about breaking something off. Who knows what goes on in the old vagina, the old vagina, the old vagina.

1:06:13🔗 Caller Yeah. Great lyrics.

1:06:14🔗 Adam I may sing the old vagina, and who knows what goes on in the old vagina song.

1:06:18🔗 Caller Great lyrics.

1:06:19🔗 Adam Yeah, thank you. I wrote that one myself.

1:06:22🔗 Caller Mayonnaise.

1:06:23🔗 Adam Ask Mayonnaise.

1:06:24🔗 Caller Mayonnaise.

1:06:26🔗 Adam Kaitlyn?

1:06:27🔗 Yeah.

1:06:28🔗 Adam You're 17. What's up?

1:06:30🔗 Caller Yeah. I went to get pap smears taken, and they came out abnormal three times, and I found out that I have HPV, and I want to know if I'm at any risk for anything or what its effects are for its curable.

1:06:48🔗 Adam That's warts, right?

1:06:49🔗 Drew It's warts. They didn't explain anything to you at the doctors?

1:06:51🔗 Caller No, they didn't. They said that it wasn't curable, and basically that I have a higher chance of getting cervix cancer.

1:06:59🔗 Drew Right. It's what's causing these abnormal pap smears you're having.

1:07:03🔗 Caller And the thing is, I don't know how I got it.

1:07:06🔗 Drew Are you sexually active?

1:07:08🔗 Caller Yeah, and I've only been with one person, and he's only been with me. So we don't understand how I got it. And they said it's transferred through the skin. Is it transferred through the skin of the penis?

1:07:20🔗 Drew Yes, skin of the penis.

1:07:21🔗 Adam You sure he's only been with you?

1:07:23🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm positive.

1:07:24🔗 Drew That doesn't make sense.

1:07:25🔗 Caller If you found out that, if I found out he was with anybody else, I'd literally castrate him.

1:07:29🔗 Drew Well, that's why you're not finding out. Yeah.

1:07:32🔗 Caller No, he...

1:07:33🔗 Adam Let me tell you, even... If you don't want anybody, I'm going to cut your thing off. Even truthful guys tend to lie when it comes to that or getting their nuts cut off.

1:07:41🔗 Drew Yeah, okay, there's no way he's going to be truthful.

1:07:43🔗 Caller I know he hasn't.

1:07:44🔗 Caller I've known him for...

1:07:46🔗 Cypress Hill No, you know nothing.

1:07:49🔗 Caller No, he's my best friend. I've known him forever and I know everything about him and I know that he hasn't.

1:07:56🔗 Drew There's some rather powerful evidence here.

1:07:59🔗 Caller I haven't been with anybody and he hasn't been with anybody.

1:08:02🔗 Drew There's some rather powerful evidence here that he's been with somebody.

1:08:05🔗 Adam Well, where would he have gotten this? And Drew, could he have gotten this without having intercourse?

1:08:11🔗 Drew Very unusual.

1:08:12🔗 Adam Can you get it off a gym towel?

1:08:14🔗 Drew You can get it off hands. Very rarely. There is such a thing. Theoretically.

1:08:20🔗 Adam Because what?

1:08:21🔗 Caller Because I've fooled around with a lot of guys. I've only had sex with just this one guy and he's had his ex-girlfriends and he's had his flings before we even met each other. But it put us at any risk.

1:08:39🔗 Adam What do you mean the fling? What fling?

1:08:42🔗 Caller Just before you meet someone and you hook up one night, just fool around, touch them.

1:08:48🔗 Cypress Hill When you were getting fondled and touched. Fondled and touched and caressed.

1:08:53🔗 Adam So you're saying that he has not had an intercourse with anybody, but he could have had a reach around.

1:09:01🔗 Cypress Hill Finger or two? Yeah.

1:09:02🔗 Caller He had a girlfriend for about six months.

1:09:06🔗 Adam How old is this guy?

1:09:07🔗 Caller He's nineteen.

1:09:09🔗 Adam Oh, for Christ's sake.

1:09:10🔗 Cypress Hill You're being a little naive there.

1:09:12🔗 Adam He had a girlfriend for six months and how long ago was this?

1:09:16🔗 Caller A long time ago. I've been with him for two years now.

1:09:19🔗 Adam Alright, but he was seventeen. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He's nineteen now, right? Yeah. So when he was seventeen and had a girlfriend for six months, he might have done something.

1:09:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:29🔗 Caller But we don't know how I got it.

1:09:32🔗 Caller Wait, wait, wait.

1:09:34🔗 Drew That's where he got it.

1:09:36🔗 Adam You weren't a little suspicious when he said, Listen, I'm a virgin. Hold still, bitch. We're going doggy.

1:09:44🔗 Drew Alright, Kaylin.

1:09:45🔗 Adam Yeah, daddy's home. Yeah, you love it. No, I'm a virgin. Hold still. Alright, hold on. Let me do this trick where I take a towel and wrap it around your waist. I usually like stir up a horse. Now come on, hold still. Yeah, there we go.

1:09:56🔗 Drew Yeah, Kaylin. So, the virus that causes...

1:10:01🔗 Adam Yeah, feels good, doesn't it? You've been naughty, haven't you? Now I'm a virgin.

1:10:04🔗 Drew The virus that causes the warts in some individuals goes away by itself after about three to five years in others and the ones for whom it is persistent, the risk of cervical cancer stays with you. You got to be checked very regularly and you will be always potentially contagious with this.

1:10:18🔗 Adam Her wrap went from, I've known this dude my entire life. He's never been out of my sight and he is a purist of driven snow. Two, we both had our share of partners and we both hooked up at time. More than we care to admit. How does she go? Her wrap at the beginning was, I've seen this guy. He's never been out of my sight and he is straight as an arrow. He's never been with anyone to me, with me. That really like segwayed into, well, he's been around. He's been around. How does that go? Alright, so one of you, and she was saying she's been around too.

1:10:58🔗 Drew One is the story that she wishes she had lived, the other is her life.

1:11:02🔗 Adam Ah, so fantasy meets reality. That's beautiful. Alright, Cypress Hill is our guest. We'll take a little break. We'll hear a little something from Cypress Hill when we come back.

1:11:12🔗 Caller Loveline, Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:11:50🔗 Caller All right.

1:11:51🔗 Adam It is Loveline, and Adam Corolla and it is Dr. Drew over there. BoBone and Be Real are here tonight representing Cypress Hill. Cypress Hill is going to be just one of the big bands that's on tap coming up in San Bernardino this Saturday, the big smoke out. System of a Down, 311, Limp Bizkit, and Long Beach Dub, All Stars, and that's just half of them. They're at many stages, many events, much to do, and 40 bucks has never gone further. It really hasn't from an entertainment standpoint. This is true.

1:12:25🔗 Caller Good price for all those things, all the bands and everything.

1:12:29🔗 Adam Now what do you guys, do you guys make money off of this? I mean I don't want to put paint in a corner, and listen everybody, if you get 40, if you spend 40 bucks and you get a ton of entertainment, it's none of your god damn business where this money is going. But I'm saying for you guys, is it like an entrepreneurial endeavor?

1:12:46🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, basically, we've been on so many tours, and we've basically made a lot of other people a lot of money by doing these tours. We decided if we're going to continue to do this, let's try to do it ourselves.

1:13:03🔗 Adam Cut out the middleman.

1:13:04🔗 Cypress Hill And the other thing is that we wanted to make a traditional festival here in Los Angeles. We don't have one of those. It's like in Europe, you have festivals that have been going on for like 20 some odd years. Everybody through the generations have been bringing their children, and when they grow up, they bring their children and stuff like that. So we want to give people out here in California something like that.

1:13:30🔗 Adam What about Cal Jam? Is that not going on anymore?

1:13:34🔗 Cypress Hill I don't know if it's as catchy as the smoke out.

1:13:37🔗 Adam No, I think Cal Jam began and ended in what, 79, 80 or something. You know what I'd love? I'd love to get some of the who was on the bill for like the Us Festival and Cal Jam and you know what I mean? We're going to see like Van Halen and Ted Nugent. Ted Nugent. I mean, maybe Black Sabbath.

1:14:01🔗 Drew I can't even remember who was on those.

1:14:02🔗 Adam And then some bizarre bands you never heard of and some that were on the way up and others that were on the way down. Drew, you didn't go to any of those when you were, that's right in your wheelhouse.

1:14:12🔗 Drew I was, I never made it to that.

1:14:14🔗 Adam What bands? Have you seen any real like hardcore bands like when you were like 17?

1:14:18🔗 Drew Yes.

1:14:19🔗 Adam Yes, you saw? And who else? Anybody else? Good. Like Jethro Tull. Saw The Dead.

1:14:25🔗 Drew Cat Stevens.

1:14:26🔗 Adam Holy Christ.

1:14:28🔗 Drew And wait a minute. Loggins and Messina.

1:14:31🔗 Adam Loggins and Messina. Whoa. Nobody, no one in this show has even heard of them.

1:14:38🔗 Drew I'll have to think about it.

1:14:39🔗 Adam All right. You see any Black Sabbath, any Van Halen?

1:14:44🔗 Drew Van Halen played at a prom I was at.

1:14:46🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:14:46🔗 Drew You want to talk about how well I am?

1:14:48🔗 Adam Because Van Halen is from Pasadena.

1:14:50🔗 Drew From Pasadena, yeah.

1:14:51🔗 Adam Yeah. And you grew up there.

1:14:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:14:53🔗 Adam You went to a prom where Halen played?

1:14:55🔗 Drew Yes. How weird is that?

1:14:57🔗 Adam And you're probably like, Van Halen was like three songs into their set and you're like, come on, let's go on the parking lot and smoke some weed or something. Screw this. Let's go. I got a six pack out in the trunk of the car. Let's go.

1:15:09🔗 Drew Why the guys? They suck.

1:15:09🔗 Caller They suck.

1:15:11🔗 Adam They give it the long air. And what about Zeppelin? You ever see Zeppelin?

1:15:16🔗 Drew No. I wanted to always.

1:15:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Big mistake.

1:15:20🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:15:20🔗 Adam All right. All right. We're going to, I think we should hear a little bit diddy from Cypress Hill because the guys, the guys are tired. They got to drive out to San Bernardino tonight.

1:15:33🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. It's nasty, but you know how you do what you got to do.

1:15:37🔗 Adam Now, what are you doing? I mean, what are you doing out in San Bernardino tonight?

1:15:41🔗 Cypress Hill Well, you know, a few of us that are, you know, behind the smokeout, not just performing or, you know, prepping. Yeah, exactly.

1:15:47🔗 Adam You're not doing anything tonight. It's tomorrow morning. You got to do something, right?

1:15:50🔗 Cypress Hill Well, no, no, no. We're getting over there. We're talking the last, you know, the, the, let's see, the... Past preparation. The last, yeah. The details. The last bit of details before we walk the grounds and all that sort of jazz, you know.

1:16:03🔗 Adam Be real and Bobo will be putting up the red, white, blue bun thing over some of the snack stands.

1:16:08🔗 Cypress Hill We're gonna be decorating the place tonight.

1:16:12🔗 Adam All right. We will hear something from Cypress Hill. You queued up there, Anderson?

1:16:16🔗 Drew Well, when we let them go, because they gotta go. While we're listening, they can...

1:16:19🔗 Adam All right. We'll say bye and then we'll play the song.

1:16:21🔗 Cypress Hill We'll say bye and then we'll play the song.

1:16:22🔗 Adam Maybe they want to hear the song.

1:16:23🔗 Cypress Hill No, we got to play it this week.

1:16:25🔗 Drew They heard it.

1:16:26🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah, we've heard it and heard it.

1:16:27🔗 Adam Are you guys familiar with this one?

1:16:29🔗 Caller I think we know it.

1:16:30🔗 Drew Thank you for coming in. I'll release you.

1:16:33🔗 Cypress Hill Thanks for having us and I want to say what's up to my partners over at the Rainbow Keep the Table Smoking.

1:16:40🔗 Drew It's really... I feel like we see you all the time and yet it's not enough.

1:16:44🔗 Cypress Hill Yeah. Well, hey man, whenever we're invited, we're here. We love it.

1:16:48🔗 Adam We appreciate it and you can come anytime you like. Everyone go check out the big guy. You know he's in radio. The Smokeout this Saturday, San Bernardino. And here's just a little taste of what you might hear on Saturday. Well, there you go. Superstar from Cypress Hill. And they didn't leave a moment too soon because, wait, I got another fart. I let a couple of good ones go during the song.

1:21:09🔗 Drew Yes, you did.

1:21:11🔗 Adam I got something churning down there. I can feel it. I'm going to see what I can do.

1:21:15🔗 Caller Oh, boy.

1:21:20🔗 Adam Well, it's always good to see Bobo and be real. And nice guys. Good to see them. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. You want to talk to someone or you want to just take a break? We'll take a break. We'll be back.

1:21:35🔗 Caller All right.

1:22:06🔗 Adam Nothing? I got to finish this story with you off the air. Hey, this is Loveline, Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew. I'm running out of steam for the week.

1:22:13🔗 Drew You are not.

1:22:14🔗 Adam Really?

1:22:15🔗 Drew Today is Thursday.

1:22:16🔗 Adam Oh, no. How dare you, Anderson. I can't do the lightning round tonight. I'm too tired. No, we had a guest in tonight. I'm all talked down. I'll do the lightning round next week. Oh, my God. Next week, we got a producer. Ann has lined us up a pretty strong week here. Tim Meadows is going to be in here.

1:22:35🔗 Drew As the ladies man, I understand.

1:22:36🔗 Adam Yes, he will be the ladies man and Drew will be the man's man. Billy Dee Williams. Jesus, this guy's done every movie. He's the world's best looking black man. All the Star Wars movies and a movie that I'm sure a lot of our listeners will know. A little something called Mahogany. True, you don't know. You ever heard of that movie?

1:23:01🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:23:02🔗 Adam Okay, good.

1:23:03🔗 Drew Heard of it, didn't see it.

1:23:03🔗 Adam Okay, me neither. It's about 25 years old.

1:23:07🔗 Drew Gold Medal Volleyball Team.

1:23:08🔗 Adam Oh yeah, they'll be in here on Tuesday and John Cryer, my neighbor is going to be and I'm going to pick him up. Seriously? I will.

1:23:17🔗 Drew That's cool.

1:23:18🔗 Adam No, he lives.

1:23:18🔗 Drew Yeah, I know.

1:23:20🔗 Adam I know. And I think Billy Dee Williams played Gale Sayers in Brian's song.

1:23:26🔗 Drew Yes, I think you're right.

1:23:27🔗 Adam Oh, I balled like a baby. You guys ever see that Brian's song? That is, you want to see a man breakdown? That's a man breakdown movie. Like you go to all these other movies. Like, you know, I don't know, Ordinary People or some movie where Deborah Winger gets cancer or something and the guys are sitting there bored and the chicks are balling. Go take them to see Brian's song. Go see that. Go rent that one. That's a football player dies. That's when the guys lose it. When Gale Sayers is up there going, I love Brian Piccolo.

1:24:01🔗 Caller I was like, I love him too, Gale.

1:24:07🔗 Adam I hear that theme song. I'll start balling. Oh, Drew's getting a little teary now. Drew, you know, remember just the theme?

1:24:16🔗 Drew No. How'd it go? It's called Brian's song, right?

1:24:19🔗 Adam Yeah. It's just the music. If I hear that, I'll say like, I have like a Pavlovian response. I'll start balling. Now my penis is confused. Mike?

1:24:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:34🔗 Adam What's up?

1:24:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:37🔗 Caller I've been smoking weed for about three years.

1:24:40🔗 Adam No kidding. You've been on hole for 109 minutes.

1:24:42🔗 Caller Oh, damn. Yeah.

1:24:44🔗 Adam Three years. How old are you?

1:24:46🔗 Caller Fifteen.

1:24:47🔗 Adam All righty.

1:24:47🔗 Caller How dare me? How dare you?

1:24:51🔗 Caller So I want to know what the side effects are going to be if I quit right now.

1:24:56🔗 Drew Well, probably get a little depression. In my experience, people your age typically have much less withdrawal symptoms than adults do. No, no, good. Good times. It's less of a problem. However, the effects of the drug are actually more substantial. There's a lot of evidence that the right frontal lobe of the brain actually shrinks if you smoke pot and regulate your age, and that's a part of the brain you use to negotiate developmental strategies and coping strategies. You need that, and that will come back, but you need it. So you got to stop. It's really important that you stop. And if you start getting the depression that often comes with the sudden cessation of pot, be sure to talk to a doctor who's used to it.

1:25:46🔗 Adam How dare you! Get back in here and do your job. I command you. Oh, man. Well, I had a little pop. Yeah. I ate barbecue beans for dinner tonight. Yeah. Well, no matches. That's what you get for not smoking. Oh, man. What the hell name is that?

1:26:08🔗 Drew Vanilla?

1:26:09🔗 Caller Vanilla?

1:26:10🔗 Adam Vanilla?

1:26:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:26:11🔗 Adam Oh, man.

1:26:12🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

1:26:13🔗 Adam You missed my assa. It was big. Yeah, I just had a good fart go. Yeah, it's great.

1:26:21🔗 Caller Oh, thanks. What's going on? Well, I was wondering what the morning after pill does and whether or not it can be considered abortion.

1:26:32🔗 Drew It absolutely has nothing to do with abortion. It prevents the ovary from releasing an egg. So you can never get pregnant. You never get pregnant.

1:26:44🔗 Caller There you go.

1:26:46🔗 Caller Aren't you already pregnant and it like kills?

1:26:49🔗 Drew No, absolutely not. The sperm sits in your tubes for three days waiting for an egg.

1:26:56🔗 Adam Let's break this whole thing down for a second because even I get confused.

1:27:00🔗 Drew People somehow believe that you get pregnant like immediately after intercourse.

1:27:04🔗 Adam Right.

1:27:05🔗 Drew It takes about three days to get pregnant. The sperm sits there waiting for an egg typically.

1:27:09🔗 Adam Yeah, but what if there's an egg present?

1:27:10🔗 Drew Then you get pregnant. The morning after pill doesn't work.

1:27:14🔗 Adam Okay, so let's just break the whole thing down for a second. Women ovulate about the middle of the cycle.

1:27:20🔗 Drew Right.

1:27:20🔗 Adam Or between the middle of the month. Let's just say the month for them. Okay. When you ovulate, your egg drops down and now you can be impregnated.

1:27:29🔗 Drew Right.

1:27:30🔗 Adam That egg drops down and hangs out for a couple days.

1:27:33🔗 Drew 24 hours.

1:27:34🔗 Adam Just 24 hours.

1:27:35🔗 Caller Right.

1:27:36🔗 Adam That's it.

1:27:37🔗 Drew That's it.

1:27:37🔗 Adam Okay, now if the egg is waiting there when the sperm hits, you're going to get pregnant.

1:27:43🔗 Drew Then you got to use RU486 if you're going to try to get an abortion.

1:27:46🔗 Adam Right. But if it's not there, the sperm could be hanging around for a few days.

1:27:51🔗 Drew Waiting for it to drop down.

1:27:52🔗 Adam This prevents that from dropping down.

1:27:54🔗 Drew Exactly.

1:27:55🔗 Adam Now, it all depends on then when you're ovulating, when you have sex and all that stuff. Usually, when am I going to fart? What? Hold on a sec.

1:28:08🔗 Drew But, I mean, think about that.

1:28:10🔗 Adam Think about that.

1:28:11🔗 Drew But think about the probability. I mean, the probability is that... Oh my God.

1:28:26🔗 Adam Oh, stop it. Grow up.

1:28:29🔗 Caller Oh, boy.

1:28:31🔗 Drew All right.

1:28:32🔗 Caller Now, this is wonderful.

1:28:36🔗 Adam Yeah. What about the, what's the probability?

1:28:39🔗 Drew You figure that-

1:28:41🔗 Adam Drew's out in the hole. Yeah.

1:28:44🔗 Drew You got, you know, you got three days to get pregnant, right?

1:28:47🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:28:48🔗 Drew You're going to eliminate 70% of that in the pill, right? Right.

1:28:53🔗 Adam As are you 486. Yeah.

1:28:54🔗 Drew Come on.

1:28:55🔗 Adam I mean, morning after. All right. Come on, buddy. Come in here. Do your job, would you?

1:28:58🔗 Drew Oh, okay. Let's ask her if she has another question. Really, people need to understand this very clearly.

1:29:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:03🔗 Drew Do you understand what we're saying?

1:29:05🔗 Caller Yeah. So it stops the egg from dropping.

1:29:08🔗 Drew Right.

1:29:09🔗 Caller Okay.

1:29:10🔗 Adam All right.

1:29:11🔗 Drew So if you egg, if the egg is already there, if you're too late, and it only works 70% of the time, and guess what? That's right. If the egg is there, it's too late. One-third of the time, it's going to be too late.

1:29:21🔗 Adam The egg drops down, hangs out for a day, and then what? What's it do? Die?

1:29:25🔗 Drew Resorbs, yeah.

1:29:27🔗 Adam You do cramp it out?

1:29:28🔗 Drew No, just sort of resorbs.

1:29:30🔗 Adam Resorbs? Isn't that a name of a, like a diaper for old people?

1:29:34🔗 Drew No, it was your mom's old girlfriend, boyfriend.

1:29:36🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. It's Orbea. All right. What are we going to do here? Let's see another call. Roger?

1:29:42🔗 Caller Hey, hey. What's up, Adam? What's up, Dr. Drew? Hey, hey.

1:29:44🔗 Adam 25. What's up there, man?

1:29:46🔗 Caller Well, I'm just kind of wondering, you know, I love to drink cold beer and drink it kind of every other day. But I'm just wondering about tolerance. You know, I feel like I'm not getting as buzzed as I was previously. And I'm wondering how would you show up on a DWI test? Same.

1:30:05🔗 Drew Doesn't change.

1:30:05🔗 Adam Yeah. That's the heartache of it.

1:30:08🔗 Caller Really?

1:30:08🔗 Adam Yeah, it really is. Let me tell you something. There's a lot of inequities on the road. I'll give you an example. For instance, we all know people who can't drive worth a rat's ass, right, Drew? Right. And for instance, my grandmother, she's dangerous on the road. She's 84 years old. She doesn't see very well, what have you, right? And then there are people driving around in Daihatsu charades with four bald tires. And, you know, no anti-lock brakes, no four-wheel disc, no speed-sensitive steering, no nothing. I would argue that a good driver with a couple of beers in him could, in a better vehicle, a newer, more expensive vehicle, could be safer on the road than this, than my grandma in her beat-up car.

1:30:59🔗 Drew I don't know if anybody has ever studied that, but also alcoholics, interestingly, are resistant to the intoxicating effects of alcohol.

1:31:06🔗 Adam Of course, they're used to it. I mean, listen.

1:31:08🔗 Drew Even though they're not used to it. Before, it's actually-

1:31:10🔗 Adam Oh, you mean alcoholics are?

1:31:11🔗 Drew They actually- It's actually a way of predicting who's going to become an alcoholic.

1:31:14🔗 Adam Nice. What I'm saying is, is, here's what I'm saying. You take some, some chick who doesn't drink very much, give her three wine coolers, and put her on the road, I guarantee that she is more dangerous than a guy or girl who does a lot of drinking and can hold their booze.

1:31:34🔗 Caller Whatever his twisted mind believes, that is wrong.

1:31:37🔗 Adam And why isn't- why aren't speed tickets- why aren't- they should be rated.

1:31:41🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

1:31:43🔗 Adam You got a guy like yourself, you got a- you got a car that's capable of going 160 miles an hour, you got speed rated tires, anti-lock brakes and steering sensitive control systems and anti-skin and anti-lock and anti-this and anti-that. Why can't your speed limit be ten miles an hour faster? Aren't you safer at 85 than someone who's driving a piece of ass going 65?

1:32:05🔗 Drew Well, you and I have decided that's the case, right?

1:32:07🔗 Adam I absolutely is. Hey, absolutely everybody. They just look at a race car. Race car can go around Indianapolis at 200 miles an hour. You think you'd be safe in an 81 Toyota pickup with two bald tires going at that speed? No, same thing.

1:32:27🔗 Caller Do the math.

1:32:28🔗 Adam I'm serious. All right. We'll take a little break. We'll be back.

1:32:34🔗 Caller Hello? Is this Loveline? Call 1-800-LOVE-191. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

1:33:15🔗 Adam Yep, that is it. All right. I want to thank Cypress Hill for coming in here tonight. Always good to see those guys. Again, the big Smokeout San Bernardino, this Saturday, 40 bucks. It gets you a lot. Yeah. Yeah. 311 and all the rest of the kids, Lintbiscuit and it's great. It's going to be good. All right. I want to thank producer Ann for doing a great job in booking people like Cypress Hill and Tim Meadows. Going to be the ladies man coming in next week. Boy, everyone's coming in here next week, so that's good. I want to thank engineer Anderson for doing a great job and wearing many different hats this week, by the way. I want to thank my good partner Dr. Drew for wearing a lot of different hats, including the yarmulke, because the high holidays are coming up. So next time, until next time, beautiful. This is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo. I love Brian Piccolo.

1:34:15🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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