2:00🔗
Adam
It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there for number 1-800-LAV-E-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, Nick and Josh are both here from Queens of the Stone Age. Drew?
2:25🔗
Adam
What's the matter? You know when you drink in the sun for eight hours? And then that night, you feel weird?
2:34🔗
You know how that works?
2:36🔗
Adam
Oh, I played in this golf tournament for the Kings today, and I just drank and sat in the sun, and now I'm all weird.
2:48🔗
Adam
It's rough. Yeah. The commute from I had to drive back from Palos Verdes, it was a bit. Then I went home. I got home at 8 o'clock, and I took a nap at 8.30.
2:58🔗
Adam
From 8.30 to 9.30, and I popped up and ran in here, so I'm totally disheveled. I got behind one of these people.
3:06🔗
Adam
Here's the person. You guys all know what I'm talking about. I can't quite figure out the math in this, but I live up Beachwood Canyon, and it's a canyon that is two miles long, and there's a hundred and fifty stop signs between where I live and where I got to be, which is the bottom of the hill. And once in a while, I'll get behind somebody going down that hill, and they time it so that they hold it for an extra beat and a half at every stop sign so that I have to stop twice.
3:37🔗
Adam
Do you know that stop twice thing? Like, you get a certain amount of momentum, and they stop, and you're thinking in your mind, okay, go, go, go, go. California. They hold it for one extra beat, so you stop, then they go. Now you have to go eight feet, stop again, and then go again. You have to do two stops to every one of their stops. All right, and then I pulled the maneuver on them. I swooped them on one of the stop signs and gave it gas, but as I got to the bottom of the hill, I realized I was facing a red light, and there's no way I can be waiting there when they come up. Yes, yes. Because then the swoop is for not. So I make a quick right, heading the opposite direction. Even though I'm running late, I'm saving face. And he doesn't know where I'm going.
4:25🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
What does that mean, though? Because there's a psychological thing attached to that, Adam.
4:47🔗
Adam
meets egotard. Meets buying his own way. Alright. Queens of the Stone Age. Going to be at the Oz Fest this Saturday in San Bernardino, which is cool. I guess. I've never been to an Oz Fest. What goes on on those things?
5:03🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
It's a lot of free sunburn, a lot of mullets, a lot of Budweiser. It's kind of like that golf tournament you were at.
5:09🔗
Adam
Right. But probably not as many rope gold chain bracelets and nugget watches. I'm guessing quite.
5:25🔗
Adam
Pulled up a picture and referred to it over the air. And who are all the bands? And or do you know all of them who are showing up on this leg?
5:33🔗
Pantera, Ozzy, SoulFly.
5:48🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Yeah. He yells and he tells everyone he loves them. And I believe that he does.
6:00🔗
He's a little shaky, but he can still do it.
6:03🔗
Adam
But when you see Ozzy interviewed, you think, oh man, this guy's going to have trouble getting the newspaper in the morning, much less performing in front of 25,000 people. But does he bring it on when he hits the stage?
6:15🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Well, when, you know, it's deceiving. You see him do an interview live and he's from Birmingham. So he'll say, like, I've got to go to the bathroom. It sounds like a question. And you're like, are you asking me or telling me?
6:25🔗
Adam
Right. Yeah. All those guys from Alabama drove. You can't understand a word they're saying. It's very thick, his accent. Heard him talk about the sticks.
6:34🔗
All right.
6:34🔗
Adam
So we will we will hear something from Queens of the Stone Age real soon. I mean, real soon.
6:43🔗
Yeah.
6:49🔗
Adam
Oh, you haven't? Is it dirty? No, it depends. Is it all right? Okay, you listen to it, Anderson. You check. Are we all right?
6:58🔗
Yeah, they promised me it's clean.
6:59🔗
Adam
All right. This is off of the CD-Rated R, by the way. This is called The Art of Keeping a Secret. Yeah, Queens of the Stone Age.
10:49🔗
Adam
I like that sound. It's got a little bit of that, a little bit of that monster rock. And I don't know what that means, a little ghouly rock to it.
10:58🔗
There's something...
11:00🔗
Adam
No, it's not, not big, I don't mean monster big, I mean ghouly. I don't know what that is. Yeah, and I don't know what I mean by that. It's just, that's the vibe it gives me.
11:29🔗
I've had anal sex and I passed out a couple times.
11:31🔗
Adam
Your beloved Bruce, that's him now. What is Dr. Bruce doing here? He always makes me nervous.
11:38🔗
Bruce.
11:41🔗
Adam
I walked in, I saw Bruce standing in front of your chair and I was like, oh, Christ, no, no, not tonight. No, no, dear Lord, no.
11:48🔗
Two physicians can sign you into a psych facility.
11:53🔗
Adam
Thank God I could kick both your wimpy asses. Look at Bruce. Look at one big nose and one big ear.
12:01🔗
Adam
Oh, he did? He brought guitars. Bruce, don't pester the band with your guitar nonsense either.
12:09🔗
Adam
Oh, God. You know, it's so funny. Bruce knows more about the guitars than the lead player, lead guitar players of most bands who come in here. So during the commercial, Bruce will lean over and he'll go, how many pickups in that strat? And the guy will look at him and go, I don't know, man. Justin? Yeah. You're 17.
12:32🔗
Adam, you are my idol, Dr. Drew, you are a genius. My question is, when me and my girlfriend have sex, she tends to tighten up and I wanted to know if this is normal.
12:47🔗
Drew
It's normal to tighten up, it's not normal to have pain, it's not normal to tighten up so much you can't get in.
12:59🔗
Alright, well she's telling me that like while we're going it's kind of painful so we usually end up stopping.
13:10🔗
I don't know.
13:12🔗
I mean she says she's totally comfortable with it.
13:14🔗
Drew
No, but the pain makes her uncomfortable so she gets tense and tightens up. Or there's something called vaginismus which can be a couple of different things. One is actually thought to be a spinal reflex where just the stimulation causes a sudden tightening down and or anxiety.
13:39🔗
Drew
Or just being nervous can make that tightening up. And or they can be tightening up as a normal part of arousal. Okay.
13:49🔗
Well, she kind of starts off pretty tight and then it kind of leases up and then like probably five minutes, ten minutes into it, she kind of tightens up again.
14:01🔗
Well, we usually end up stopping because she is, yeah.
14:09🔗
Oh, yeah.
14:09🔗
Drew
Here's the deal. Make sure she sees the doctor just gets a pelvic exam to be sure there's not something triggering the pain that's triggering the tightening.
14:24🔗
Adam
She would? Yeah. You ever seen, are there any like black belt vaginas that like snap pine speculums?
14:39🔗
Adam
Oh, they shoot the speculum out? You know, I have one of those. Your gynecologist friend gave me one.
14:47🔗
Can I tell you that?
14:56🔗
Adam
No, the maid found Ron Jeremy's penis. And be careful what you have lying around the house, fellas. Ron Jeremy had his penis in the trunk of his car. It's funny.
15:08🔗
Adam
Yeah, porn stars. They're like, you know, I guess guys who sell anolium or something. If you ask them to go out in the van and see what was floating around the trunk, they'd probably float you a few swashes and a couple of samples.
15:22🔗
Adam
If you're Ron Jeremy, you have a latex rendition of your penis rolling around the trunk of your car, because that's your line, you know?
15:43🔗
I got to hide that.
15:48🔗
Yeah. Hey, what's up?
15:51🔗
Caller
Big fan of the show, Adam. I've been dating my girlfriend now for about nine months, and we've been having sex for about four months out of the nine. And so last night she came over and she has a fetish of hers with strap-ons, and so she pulled a strap-on.
16:27🔗
Adam
Well, actually, I was in 18, 19, 20, 21, 20, through early 50s. Still didn't mean I got laid. So she's into strap-ons.
16:37🔗
Caller
Yeah. And so last night she brought a strap-on. And I never knew this before. And so I thought she was going to have another girl over. I'm like, all right with it. But then she wanted to use it on me. And at first I was like, hell no. But then we started talking and she got me into it. So she used it on me.
17:02🔗
Caller
Yeah. And so it got me excited a little. And I was just wondering if that made me gay.
17:08🔗
Adam
Blake, this is a totally bogus question. No 18-year-old chick uses a strap-on on your 15-year-old ass.
17:18🔗
All right.
17:34🔗
Adam
No. You know who you talk to? Yesterday's and tomorrow's kids. But you don't talk to today's kids, man.
17:54🔗
Adam
There's one called My First Strap-On. It's a little bit... I think Kenner makes it. I'm trying to think who makes this one. Maybe Hasbro. I can't remember. It's a little bit smaller. It's tapered a little bit more.
18:16🔗
Adam
That's right. My First Strap-On. That's right. Let's see if we can get it to the end this time.
18:27🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's kind of a beginner's... They have training bras. Why not train your asshole while we're at it? But seriously, my invention of the Strap-On asshole, I think, would go over big for a lot of these ladies who are into this. And that would be my deal. Hey, you strap that on, I'll strap this on, we'll be fine. As a matter of fact, I would just say to him some time ago, listen, you put the Strap-On dildo on, I will strap on the asshole to the side of the sofa and I will watch TV while you bang the arm of the sofa. And possibly masturbate while I watch you.
19:42🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Well, I hear they have cardboard cutouts of us because they miss us and so maybe saw those.
19:52🔗
Caller
He had this big giant throat and he was spinning around in it. And stuff all over the place.
19:59🔗
Okay, so anyway...
20:08🔗
Caller
Okay, my girlfriend, she's 15. We've been going out for about a year now. We've been having sex for about six months. And recently she's asked me to have anal with her. And I was just wondering about... You know, is that really weird?
20:25🔗
Yeah.
20:35🔗
Adam
Yeah. I mean, I was thinking to myself, you know, ten years from now, fifteen years from now, it's going to be like... I mean, you'll still be doing this show. All of you have moved on to ruling the free world, but you'll still be here doing this show.
20:55🔗
Adam
No, no, I think it's going to be like, my girlfriend asked me to rape her nostril. We're in the nostril love, or something, I mean...
21:44🔗
Yeah, a little bit, man.
21:52🔗
Adam
She's 15. She wants anal sex. He's creeped out by it because he thinks he's going to show up with her.
21:58🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
But see, I think this is a cry for help. I'm not sure that this is actually a reality.
22:08🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
No, I think she doesn't exist, and this is a cry for help in general.
22:13🔗
Adam
I see. Oh, by Ryan. You think when he says his girlfriend, he could be referring to his ass?
22:20🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
I mean, he saw us in Phoenix yesterday, and we weren't there. What else has he said?
22:23🔗
Drew
Then we heard a girl in the background. A girl in the background. He says you can talk to her and then, oh, she's not here anymore.
22:27🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Let's see, I think there could be whole things that Ron is leaving out of the picture.
22:32🔗
Adam
I will go along with the committee on this one. Queens of the Stone Age are our guests tonight. We will hear some more stuff from them in the 11 o'clock hour, and we'll take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to who, Drew?
22:44🔗
Adam
Austin is 14, can't fall asleep unless he drinks gin. Wants to know if there's a problem with that. We'll find out after this. My radio show, or at least go get it, or bring it myself. And you're horrible, you're like a dog that's been beaten, beaten mercilessly, yeah, your entire life. You have nothing. So between the two of us. So picture this, so two nights ago, Drew and I don't know where to keep the water here, but we always want a water.
23:29🔗
Adam
They always give the guests the water, and sometimes we get water, but sometimes we don't. And there's this little mini fridge that's in someone's office that we're not supposed to be in there. And when we look in there and there's no water, then we just get discouraged and come back.
23:42🔗
Adam
But a couple of nights ago, somebody opened the door and we saw where they keep the water. And me and Drew were really excited. Like, oh my God, we stumbled onto the water room. This is the room where they keep the water.
23:54🔗
Adam
Yeah. And Drew was like, don't go in there. That's where they keep the water. And I thought to myself, wow, we host the show. We could probably get some water. It wouldn't be that big a deal. Is it okay? We could say like, hey, every single night, we want to water on the...
24:09🔗
Adam
What's wrong with us that we don't think that way? And like I said, people look at me, I mean, Ann and Anderson and Danielle, you look at me as kind of like an a-hole prima donna, right? Yeah.
24:27🔗
Adam
Hey, Ann just threw her back out nodding. Oh, wow. She banged her chin on her sternum so hard on the way down, she's injured herself.
24:37🔗
Adam
No, no. I get a very vigorous nod. But it is... And I know you guys think that, and it's true. You should think that, but I'm still kind of weird about like the waters and stuff, and I know Drew is just weird all the way around. Is it really hot in here now? Is that what's going on?
25:13🔗
Drew
All right. Does he get a little irritable when he drinks? Get a little bit aggressive sometimes?
25:44🔗
Adam
Listen, I'm not just having a relationship with alcohol. I'm having a full-blown love affair.
26:11🔗
Drew
Okay. I don't know if you're really... This is the beginning of an alcoholic process or you just have awful judgment and you have other problems.
26:17🔗
Adam
If you're drinking gin... Listen, at 14, gin is not supposed to taste good. You're not supposed to be able to stomach gin. You know what I mean? If you called in and said wine coolers or Mickey's Big Mouth or something, I could go along with that. But if you're talking about gin... Right. Wild strawberries. That I could see. But gin at 14, what do you mix it with?
26:41🔗
Caller
My dad has a bar. He keeps a little bit of liquor in it and he's collected over the years.
26:47🔗
Adam
And by the way, that's what makes a bar a bar, but Austin, you keep liquor there? You know what I'm saying?
27:09🔗
Caller
Where you fill up the bottles with water so your dad doesn't know until he drinks something.
27:17🔗
Adam
Yeah, you may be in trouble there, Austin. Here's what you need to do. Have you found Jesus Christ? No. He's in prison.
27:30🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Austin, what you need to do is realize that stuff like alcohol is meant... You're supposed to have a sweet relationship with it. You're supposed to use it and not abuse it because then you have to give it up and everyone hates a quitter.
27:44🔗
Drew
Yeah, and Austin, there may be something more substantial going on here causing your sleep disturbance and that needs to be evaluated.
27:53🔗
Adam
Listen, you know what you need to do as a kid and here's what all kids... Because you're a 14-year-old kid, you need to do this. You need to run yourself around and burn yourself out so you can sleep. Like when you take a dog to the park. You know what I mean? Like 14-year-old kids should be playing Smear the Queer and Ditch all day, every day, so when they get home, or like me, on the golf course getting drunk, so that when they get home at night, they just pass out. That's what you do when you're a kid. And you sit around and play Nintendo all day, of course you're not going to be able to fall asleep. Drew, what do you think of that theory?
29:03🔗
Drew
The danger to you is the way they get the eggs is by hyper stimulating the ovaries to produce lots of follicles. Then they go in and harvest the eggs. There's basically two ways they do that. They either stick a giant needle through the wall of your vagina and suck the eggs into a little trap.
29:20🔗
Drew
Or they do it through a laparoscope. It's a pretty serious procedure. Also, we don't know the long-term consequences of that kind of stimulation of the ovary, potentially ovarian cancer, maybe even uterine cancer.
29:33🔗
Drew
Well, it shouldn't affect fertility, although sometimes the ovaries can be so over-stimulated that they grow to the point that they outstrip their blood supply and they can die. There's a lot of things that can happen. Plus, there's all sorts of ethical concerns about what it means to create a market in the human eggs.
30:16🔗
Adam
Really? They couldn't just, I mean, I could probably just hit my sister up or something for some eggs. I mean, couldn't they have friends or family members that could get some eggs for her?
30:26🔗
Drew
Consider the... Here's the situation. You have a fertility problem. Right. Now, you have an opportunity to break out of the corolla gene pool or are you going to go back in and fish?
30:39🔗
Adam
If I could get some of my sister's eggs, I could like have a... You've got to think about that one.
30:48🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
They tend to be scrambled if you were messing with your sister's eggs.
30:53🔗
Adam
I think I still have some of hers from high school lying around somewhere, shoe box or something. But when she moved out, I swear to God she's got some of those like a Hello Kitty notepad or something. I know she's got one lying around. I think I may sell it.
31:24🔗
Caller
I think I am. I'm in good shape and I'm attractive and intelligent. So I think someone would want to have my baby.
31:30🔗
Adam
Right. But what about this sort of Catch-22? You are getting the eggs of someone who thinks it's a good idea to sell their eggs. I mean, aren't you having, aren't you sort of morally just a little bit flawed?
31:48🔗
Adam
Well, yeah, it's kind of interesting in that, yeah, the person is beautiful, they're dynamic, they're intelligent, and they're ethical, but they're selling their eggs to make a buck. It's almost, it's a little Catch-22 there, isn't it?
32:02🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
I was asked that same question at the sperm bank. But I was like, hey, look, I'm good looking, I'm intelligent, and I'm full of sperm. Let's get it on.
32:10🔗
Adam
It's different for guys. I think that's natural. I just want to find out where she finds these advertisements. Hey, Holly?
32:29🔗
Caller
I think it depends. If they're looking for a specific type, then it's six grand. If they're looking just in general for eggs, it's like a zygote trader, more like four thousand.
32:37🔗
Adam
A zygote trader. All right. And yeah, look into it. And what about the moral part or the ethical part? I mean, what about having a PCU running around?
32:50🔗
Caller
I don't know. To me, it's similar to adoption. If I had a baby at 16 and I gave it up for adoption, it would be kind of the same idea.
32:57🔗
Drew
That's right. But I think the bigger issue here is what is the implication of creating a market in human egg? The implication.
33:03🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
But don't you think that adoption is more like trying to find a good home for something that's more of a mistake? This seems a little more deliberate than, oops, I had a baby.
33:15🔗
Adam
Well, yeah, what this is, this is adoption except you got pregnant on purpose and you're selling your baby.
33:24🔗
Drew
But you're also trying to create an opportunity to keep some element of your gene pool in that child.
33:33🔗
Adam
Right. Okay. And what about this, Drew? What about these loving couples who can't have a child?
33:50🔗
Adam
an agnostic who believes we're going nowhere after we die, I say it's a free-for-all. I really do. Sell the sperm, sell the egg, whatever you can. Have kids, sell them.
34:00🔗
Adam
Drew, really? You have triplets? I would have sold one of them by now. One. You got two.
34:59🔗
Drew
Could it just be his sort of funk down there? You know what I mean? Is it only when there's an emission like that?
35:56🔗
Adam
For those of you who aren't familiar with the show, we like to gamble on the caller's past misfortune. And Drew says to illustrate a point to me, it's just to have a good time at the expense of a teenager. But when we hear that real breathy voice coming from a woman, it often means that something was up. And what we gamble on is the past, not the present. What kind of environment did they grow up in? And maybe it was nothing. And sometimes a good bet is loving mother and father, perfect family. Drew's got a buck out. We're going to take a break. I'm going to go out in the hole and ring out my underpants because I've sweated right through them. And when we come back, who are we gambling on? Is that... Alyssa. Oh, Alyssa, that's right. We will gamble on Alyssa with the Queens of the Stone Age after this.
36:48🔗
1-800-LOVE-191.
36:58🔗
Adam
And I'm Adam Corolla, and you're listening to Loveline on Lansing's 92.1, The Edge. Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. I'm feeling around for my wallet right now. Nick and Josh are here from Queens of the Stone Age. Oh, jeez, I just got like a gas pain or something. Oh my God. That's weird.
37:39🔗
Drew
Little pockets out of the wall of your hole and they get debris caught in them and get inflamed. Very lovely thing.
37:53🔗
Adam
I like to think I'm filled with nougat. Alright, I'm putting my buck out there. Nick, Josh, you guys, you sporting a buck? You got any money on you?
38:05🔗
Adam
Well, here's what we're doing. Alyssa, who just called in about her boyfriend's penis that smells, he's 20 years old. 16 and 20, not too bad, but I got a real breathy sort of abuse voice out of her.
38:20🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
But you guys got the edge here. I don't know if I want to lose this dollar.
38:52🔗
Adam
She's zesty. All right. So, here's how the gambling goes. We gamble on Alyssa's past. What kind of place, what kind of environment, what was her situation growing up that brought her to where she is today with the 20-year-old boyfriend and the smelly penis and the breathy Marilyn Monroe type voice? Now, it could be alcoholic dad. You could go with physical abuse. You can go with sexual abuse. Always a big money maker here on Loveline. Or, and sometimes the smart money is on nothing. Everything's fine. No big problems. Because sometimes that's the situation. And other times, they'll deny everything. And you win by default. See what I'm saying? All right, so, Drew, you want to go first or last?
39:36🔗
Drew
I'll go first. I'm going to go with sort of, let me try to fill this out, real passive mom, very sort of aggressive, bombastic dad, probably alcoholic, with some exposure to weird sexual behavior. Like either found his porn or he exposed himself and came out of her ways, or inappropriately sexual, but not overt sexual abuse, or a friend at a party that too many socializing inappropriately.
39:59🔗
Adam
Interesting, interesting, bombastic dad, aggressive dad that exposed her to pornography.
40:07🔗
Drew
Exposed her to some inappropriate sexual material and touching or something that got her going.
40:14🔗
Caller
I'm going to have to go with alcoholic dad, the tabs that will last every now and again.
40:30🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
I'm going to have to go with, you know, seeing dad be kind of very forward with all sorts of ladies and and her believing that that that's how you get a good man is by being very overtly sexual and like hi.
40:48🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
See dad be that way that that girls get attention by by being very overtly sexually.
40:56🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Okay, I'll take that. We can put that there too. You know, like he she's got to be sexy to get the right attention to control that. So it's got to be. Exactly.
41:06🔗
Adam
I'll go with dad out of the picture early, not completely, some contact, but not too interested. Stepdad who came in, not a great guy. No overt abuse. Dad's around, not too far away, but doesn't seem to take any interest in the line.
41:32🔗
Adam
All right. Drew wins 50 cents for the all wrong. That's the insurance when the dealer shows an ace.
42:06🔗
Just, they do everything.
42:31🔗
Um, well, I really don't like him that much.
42:38🔗
What?
43:46🔗
Adam
Drew stayed with the... Okay, here's the thing. I'll give Drew a few points for this. A, he stayed with a biological dad, which is a rarity on this show, although the guys did as well. And he had an aggressive dad who has a substance problem. Does he still have a substance problem?
44:40🔗
Drew
Yeah. Again, if she had said that, that's the typical scenario of physical abuse, lose their virginity at 12 to 19.
44:47🔗
Drew
It doesn't necessarily mean there's sexual abuse, even though that's a form of abuse right there.
45:02🔗
Drew
How about your mom? She sounds pretty passive and pretty quiet, to not speak up to your dad being such an a-hole.
45:07🔗
She's a real good mom.
45:38🔗
Drew
It certainly gives you a setup to want to try to capture an older male and sort of control that. And of course, you pick guys that are pretty abusive.
45:47🔗
Drew
As far as the smelly penis goes, the thing that concerns me about that is it could be a sign of infection. Probably prostate infection. It's something he does need to have looked into, just to be sure. And you ought to bring it to his attention.
47:12🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
My best friend, Cindy, she steals all my clothes, but I totally hate her. She's not my best friend anymore, but she totally stretches them out. I hate her. We gotta break.
47:20🔗
Adam
All right. Let's go. That was not paid dividends of gambling. All right. We'll take a break. We'll be back. And don't worry. We'll recover.
47:29🔗
Hello. This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191, I'm Loveline, we'll be right back.
48:03🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Forget about the fax number. Nick and Josh, you're here tonight. Queens of the Stone Age. And oh man, they are coming to a town near you, everybody. I will give you just a couple of dates and places you can find them. There'll be in a few more places than this, except for we're not on in these other places. So why bother giving people a heads up when they can't hear us, Drew? You know what I'm saying? I'm doing the math. OzFest this Saturday, San Bernardino, and then coming up in Tennessee, Memphis, Tennessee, on September 18th, the 20th, they'll be in Atlanta. On the 23rd of September, they'll be in Norfolk, Virginia, Washington DC on the 25th, New York, New York. On the 27th, on the 30th, Syracuse, then Detroit, Columbus, Chicago, and Lawrence. All coming up Kansas, that is all coming up in the next month and a half or so. So look for them coming to a town near you. We'll hear something off the rated R CD in just a second. But first, Angela.
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Hey there.
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Good.
49:18🔗
Good.
49:18🔗
Caller
I want to say hi to Nick and Josh too. Hi, Angela. How are you doing? Well, what's going on? Let's see. I went in for my first doctor down there appointment. And she was doing a little finger job and checking what's in there. And then all of a sudden they found out I had this piece of skin that's dividing me. So and she figured it out. I had two cervix and two uteruses.
49:52🔗
Caller
Yeah. She said it was kind of not very common with most girls. So the thing is, I wanted to know is that.
50:11🔗
Caller
Anyways, I am engaged right now. And we're planning probably in three years to have kids, you know, and I had, you know, the doctor really couldn't tell me much yet until it was time to come. She just said, Oh, you know, just wait until you're pregnant and then come on in and we'll figure something out. So, but she never said if I would be able to get pregnant or not. And I don't know.
50:41🔗
Caller
No, it's no problem. So I don't know. I mean, I don't know what to do. I don't know. I just.
50:51🔗
Drew
I don't know for sure whether it affects fertility. I don't think it does much. So I wouldn't be terribly concerned about it.
50:59🔗
Caller
Because I mean, because me and my fiance have kind of messed around and kind of explored ourselves with it. And I know it kind of seems like maybe the flap goes kind of diagonal in my cervix maybe. And so it might be cutting off like one part of the, you know, the actual canal to for the. No.
51:29🔗
Drew
And still the only one egg gets released. So that egg will end up going to the right place.
51:42🔗
Drew
Thank you. OK. No, I don't think you have anything to worry about. My understanding is it does not significantly affect fertility. Oh, and it's not that that rare a thing. It's unusual, but not terribly rare.
51:55🔗
Caller
You know, I just figured out I think I'm a mutant or something. I have like two different sized thumbs and everything, too. And I'm just I don't know.
52:06🔗
Adam
Yeah. One thumb is a full two centimeters longer than the other. I mean, you could take that on the road.
52:28🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Yeah. Can you open up our shows with that double thumb action? That's what I want to know.
52:45🔗
Caller
And also that little thingy that hangs down in the bow of your throat, that's split. It's like a little heart.
53:00🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Do you have like a split personality? Do you just beat ass one day and then you're just like a little lover the next day?
53:21🔗
Adam
I can tell. I always can tell a Virgo. Always. I always ask them, are you Gemini? They go, no, Virgo. That's how I know.
53:30🔗
Adam
That's right. Listen, I'm going to, everyone who's listening to the show right now, I'm going to tell your future. Not your future, but I'm going to read your mind in a sort of psychic way. I'm going to, I'm going to tell you your life. Let's see.
53:45🔗
Adam
Let's see. Is there something? Yes. Is there something blue? Something blue around you? Have you ever seen anything that's the color blue? There's a man in your life. He's a man. He's-
53:56🔗
Adam
He's taller than you. No, but seriously, here's the thing about you, and this is everyone listening to the show. There's a part of you that the world sees, and then there's another part of you that's very secret, that you don't let other people see, that they don't know about. Am I right?
54:12🔗
Adam
Also, you're creative. You're very creative. You're super, almost genius creative, but the job you have right now is not fully tapping that creativity. Am I right about that? Is that your life? That's true. It's very true. Who's going to deny that, by the way, when you go, you're a very creative person. Am I right? No. No, I'm a dullard.
54:32🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
I can take that one step further. I think when she gets angry, she gets large and green and she rips from her clothing.
54:39🔗
Adam
I like the Incredible Hulk, except for the pants stay on magically. Oh, I love that show.
54:44🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
That guy, if he got angry, everything went wrong. Can you imagine that life? He can never get mad or just-
54:57🔗
Adam
David Banner. Yeah. He was always drifting from job to job, too. You ever watch Incredible Hulk?
55:07🔗
Adam
Bill Bixby would just show up at a new town and get himself a job as a short order cook and then some locals would-
55:13🔗
Drew
Well, he had to leave because he kept embarrassing himself by breaking into the Hulk and he had to run away and hide.
55:59🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
See, young Nick here, he was like a seven-timer a day. I don't think there's anything to worry about.
56:14🔗
Adam
What do you do? What do you use? You got a VCR? You look at a magazine? No. You just use your mind? Yeah.
56:21🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Excellent. That's good for your imagination. You're developing the skills you'll need later to beat off.
56:27🔗
Adam
No. It was funny. I was trying to think of some of my- hey, seriously for a minute guys, think of some of your earliest masturbatory fantasy scenarios. I had Linda Carter getting it on with Adrienne Barbeau.
57:02🔗
Adam
If I got a six pack in me, I think I could summon that one up, this little whacked down memory lane, so to speak.
57:14🔗
Adam
What, Nick, what was your best day in high school? I mean, on a sick day, you know what I mean? Snow day. Well-
57:24🔗
Adam
Yeah. Every day he didn't go. All right, every day you didn't go, but I mean, what was your personal masturbatory best, like 24 hour period?
57:57🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
There was this time, after nine, I just won an extra half, and I was like, forget about it. I don't care anymore.
58:09🔗
Adam
I think I could go, I think I'm about seven, I think seven, eight on a good day, maybe 15, 16, something like that. Oh, you think. And we're talking military time, 24-hour clock.
58:22🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Yeah, but are you talking dry hand, or are you on the move there? Are you using the substance?
58:53🔗
Drew
Okay. I want to know. Do you know what I mean by mood disturbances? No, not really. Depression. Depression.
59:00🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
As you get older, all the fun you had will come back in the negative way, like Superman, Bizarro.
59:09🔗
Adam
Well, you know, your brain is like a car. And you can buy a new car and have a new brain and have a good time with it, like never change the oil and just drive it hard, never warm it up, and have a good old time with it, and then have a lot of problems with it later. Or you can sort of like do the boring stuff, change the oil, check the fluid, do all that, rotate stuff, do this and do that. It's not as much fun, except for in the long run, it's in better shape once you get like over 80,000 miles on it. It still, it doesn't smoke as much when you're merging on the freeway.
59:43🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
When you're 85 and you're in a wheelchair and they're pushing you around, you'll be happy about it.
1:00:19🔗
Drew
Most people say it's an enhancing thing, but afterwards it could create a lot of problems later.
1:00:28🔗
Drew
Yeah, when you get to the, those parts of the brain we're talking about, affect arousal, libido, and those sorts of things can be damaged.
1:00:34🔗
Adam
All right. This is a perfect time for a smooth segue. We'll hear something from Queens of the Stone Age. This one is called, look at everyone. Is it Drew? He's out of the studio before we even go to song.
1:03:39🔗
Adam
And that was the feel-good song of the summer. I should say hit. Queens of the Stone Age. Nick and Josh are both here. Rated R is the name of the CD. Josh has taken a leak. Drew, is that everything okay at the hospital?
1:04:12🔗
Adam
Once in a while, I grabbed Drew's cell phone and yelled at some of his patients. I know it sounds like I'm kidding, but it has happened. Has it happened, Drew?
1:04:26🔗
Adam
We're in the back of a limousine. Drew talking to one of his old Jewish patients. Told them 14 times that they... Mrs. Wittenberg, no, you have to... no, it can't be done at home. You must go to the hospital. Well, because... Well, the equipment... No, you have to go... I was a little strung out, a little tired, back to the airport kind of thing, back of the car, after about the 15th. Mrs. Wittenberg, I'm telling you, I grabbed the phone, listen, you old coos, you go back to god damn hospital, and you do what Drew tells you to do.
1:05:05🔗
Adam
Oh, my God. You know the thing that's funny about Drew? He likes it when I do that. He does. And Drew, you know, I was talking about...
1:05:13🔗
Adam
I was talking to some guys in Canada about how your wife has you on a short leash, which isn't really even a leash, it's a piece of dental floss that's about as a... Her leash is as long as like something that...
1:05:27🔗
Adam
Yeah, like on your sweatshirt, when you get a little fray and you pull on it and a little thing comes out, that's as long as Drew's wife's leash keeps it...
1:05:36🔗
Adam
But I get on the horn with her and straighten her out every once in a while and you secretly enjoy that, don't you? You do, don't you?
1:05:52🔗
Caller
Oh, yeah, like two months ago, I was having sex with some guy and in the middle of me having sex with him, I like the condom wasn't filling right. And when we had stopped, we couldn't find it. Well, like that was like two months ago.
1:06:10🔗
Caller
Yeah, inside of me. And I was wondering how should I, because we looked for it. I was wondering if I should go like soon. Like I know I have to go to the doctor, but if I should go like right away or two months, it resided in your friend was all, oh, yeah, we found it and threw it away. So I thought it wasn't in me.
1:06:42🔗
Adam
Well, wait a minute, wait, I don't get, there's one part I don't get. Who's the part about we found it and we threw it away? Who said that?
1:06:54🔗
Caller
And he told his friend, we can't find the condom. We're all in there looking for it. And then he told me, oh, it's okay, we already found it and threw it away.
1:07:17🔗
Caller
Yeah, and then I like had started my period and I had the tampon in me and I got drunk and I had sex with the tampon in two and like found that two days after. I didn't have to go to the doctor, I just got that out and I was wondering, is that serious?
1:07:32🔗
Adam
That cheek hacked up, that much. Well, you know, pull the string around my mouth, it's like.
1:07:40🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Nick just lost his wallet and I'm wondering if maybe that's in there as well.
1:07:51🔗
Drew
All right, well here's the deal, it's actually, it's amusing but it's not. These things happen commonly, the doctors have to pull stuff out all the time.
1:08:14🔗
Adam
Hey, Stephanie, real quick, when your dad says he can't find the remote for the VCR, do you go, hey, hey, hey, hey, not me, not this time, not my coos, no.
1:08:25🔗
Adam
Yeah. Hey, baby. So you could be in trouble, but here's the deal, you're 16, let's look at the bigger picture. Let's forget about the Toxic Shock Syndrome for a second.
1:08:39🔗
Adam
Yeah, you're getting drunk, you're getting tampons pushed up to you because you're loaded and you forget to pull it out.
1:08:48🔗
Adam
You got some, you're having sex with some guy who's not your boyfriend, the condom's flying all over the room.
1:08:55🔗
Adam
Okay, it's not this guy though, right? No, okay, let's reel it in just a couple notches now.
1:09:02🔗
Caller
I have another question too, can I ask real quick? Okay, when you do a crank and if you don't sleep for like two or three days, this is what happened to me and I didn't eat for like two days.
1:09:15🔗
Caller
No, I didn't hallucinate. I had got up and started yelling, like I was falling asleep. And I got up real quick and started yelling and then started shaking and I couldn't get up. Like I fell. What's that caused from?
1:09:37🔗
Adam
Hey Stephanie, I'm gonna get back to my theme with the lost tampon, the crank and the condoms and the meaningless sex with strangers. Sixteen, baby. Just saying, slow it down a notch. You have plenty of living to do. Go to bed.
1:10:20🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
You should just try to eliminate drama from your life, because I have ACDC, but it won't go away.
1:10:28🔗
Adam
All right, baby. I'll tell you. A woman... Here's the deal. When a woman has this kind of energy, the world is her amusement park. It really is. Head out any night.
1:10:43🔗
Adam
All right, the Queens of the Stone Age are on London time, and they're falling apart over here. But you know what? And you know how rarely I enjoy bands? Yeah. True. I'm always glad when they leave.
1:11:03🔗
Drew
These guys did actually remind me a little bit of Verbe Pipe. That's his other favorite band.
1:11:08🔗
Adam
I have a certain je ne sais quoi about them that I really enjoy. I'm strangely attracted to Nick and Josh. Here's what I say we do.
1:11:24🔗
Adam
Here's what I say we do. I say we take a break now. You guys smoke a little cigarette and we come back for one more break, just like a six-minute break. You guys are out of here.
1:11:36🔗
Adam
We're out of here in 12 minutes. Let's do it. All right. We'll be back after this. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. It's Dr. Drew Faux, number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Queens of the Stone Age. Here for one more break, Nick and Josh. The CD is rated R, and now I know why I like these guys. We're Kindred Spirits, both construction guys.
1:12:40🔗
Adam
Yeah. That's a rough gig, roofing. First off, everything's got to get up on the roof, which is including your lazy ass, which is bad enough as it is, and then it's always extra hot up there.
1:12:55🔗
Adam
Oh, it's a mess, and that hot mopping, big kettle of tar burning, you're pumping it up there, and you got a five-gallon bucket with a mop in it, and you're just mopping tar all over the place. And here's the real downside of roofers, or roofing, I should say, is you're working with roofers.
1:13:28🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
The 50-year-old roofer when you're like, for how long? And they say, you know, 35 years.
1:13:33🔗
Adam
Yeah, dropped out at junior high to start roofing. Yeah. The ones that, you know, they have a son and a daughter, but they call them the kid, the kid and the old lady.
1:13:43🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
And you see yourself in their eyes for one second and you and you jump off the roof face first.
1:13:57🔗
Caller
Yeah, excellent. Queens of the Stone Age. You guys, I never even heard you guys, be honest, man.
1:14:22🔗
Adam
Hey, you can go see them at the, well, Modesto. Let's see. OK, they're nowhere near you. Forget it. Go ahead, Josh.
1:14:40🔗
Caller
But yeah, what happens to me is it's kind of not a good situation. When my girlfriend gives me head, she sometimes like she'll throw up on me.
1:15:02🔗
Caller
I can't hold it in or whatever. I mean, maybe I was wondering maybe if you guys knew somehow I could avoid that situation.
1:15:09🔗
Adam
Well, Ken, you mean it's when you release into her mouth that caused her to vomit on you?
1:15:39🔗
Caller
No, my brain is very much intact. I'm just tired, man. I work seven o'clock in the morning until nine o'clock at night.
1:15:48🔗
Adam
Fantastic. You know, it's funny, I've often said this, the people, the more jobs you have, the less money you make. It's a weird equation, but the people call and go, I got four jobs, man, and I go to school full-time. But you don't make any money, do you, with those four jobs?
1:16:12🔗
Adam
All right. This is the way she set up. I don't know if you're going to be able to change this. Yeah, gagging.
1:16:17🔗
Drew
It could be just a gag from something passing her teeth, frankly. Some people have very intense gagging.
1:16:23🔗
Adam
All right. So I suggest you do it in the shower and do it standing up. How about that?
1:16:35🔗
Adam
You can do what I do. You wear that lobster bib with the bullseye on it. I usually use it for masturbating. On the other side of the bib, like the dartboard games, is that baseball game, that inexplicable baseball game.
1:16:50🔗
Adam
How do you do that? Nobody knows. It's like on the back of every dartboard, there's a baseball diamond that no one's ever played. And it's like, I imagine the guys who manufacture them are like, hold on, hold on, we got to put the baseball game on the back of these. We do, hey, don't ask questions. We put it on, yeah, but it just sits against the wall. No one even knows it. It's gotta be there.
1:17:23🔗
Yes?
1:17:28🔗
Yeah.
1:17:37🔗
The sound is actually the sound of the gas hitting the air, right?
1:17:49🔗
Adam
It's the flap of the ass because we've all been on that date. Now you guys know the date I'm talking about where you're in the chicks' apartment and there's not a lot of room to operate and they have the Masonite holo-core bathroom door which should be a code violation in my book. Those doors should be like steel-clad ancient record with pneumatic closers on them.
1:18:14🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Unless they're running tandem with the fan, the loud fan, and then they become acceptable.
1:18:18🔗
Adam
They get the fart fan going and that's all right because you running the faucet is only going to cover so much sound, but seriously, who has not done the intentional cheek spread whilst taking the leak or washing the hands in the bathroom? Where you actually reach down, grab the cheek, open it up, and instead of that whoopee cushion flap sound, you just get that rush of air. Yeah, no different than if you took a whoopee cushion and just sort of held it open and slowly squeezed it.
1:18:57🔗
Drew
Just think of the whoopee cushion. It's the perfect example of where the noise comes from.
1:19:07🔗
Yeah.
1:19:07🔗
Adam
So, that's where it comes from. It's not the methane combining with the air causing some sort of chemical reaction.
1:19:17🔗
I'm wondering why you never hear your cat or your dog fart.
1:19:21🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
No, I hear my dog fart constantly. It's a source of embarrassment and problems.
1:19:25🔗
Adam
Really? No flapping? Well, if you really think about a cat or a dog, they have no ass, just hole. You know what I mean? They have no ass. They're like a hole. There's nothing to flap. Using the same logic, I'm guessing fat guys put out more sound. People with more ass, like black people? No, but they have a more muscular ass. Black folks have a muscular ass which does not flap as much, and they therefore have less sound. You know what I'm saying? When's the last time you heard a black guy really bust loose on a fart? You don't hear it that much is what I'm saying. Because it's a tight buttock.
1:20:09🔗
Adam
The more... The more... The more flap. Here's what it is. Here's what it is. The distance between the end of the asshole and the end of the crack in the beginning of the outside world. You know that span which can go...
1:20:28🔗
Adam
Civilization. I mean, that area could... On some people, it's an inch and a half, and on some folks, it's like, you know, 17 inches or whatever it is. The longer that area... A tunnel. The louder the fart sound, the more flap.
1:20:44🔗
Drew
I think it's more the anus itself, the distance from the end of the rectum to the beginning of...
1:21:01🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Well, I know I'm not a caller, but my question is, when the rest of the world and the ass meet, what's that called? Can I get a cell phone?
1:21:26🔗
Oh, that's fine.
1:21:28🔗
I have one more question about drug testing.
1:21:31🔗
Do...
1:21:33🔗
Are mushrooms involved in that?
1:21:37🔗
Okay, what category are they?
1:21:48🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
Drink a cup of vinegar, you'll be fine. They don't test for vinegar.
1:21:54🔗
Adam
Take all those mushrooms, all right? All right. Yeah. They have a drug test in, your roofers have them too, right?
1:22:04🔗
Adam
Nick told me he was reprimanded for not having drugs in his system. He told me he was sick during the weekend. It was on a Monday, he was caught off guard.
1:22:27🔗
Adam
Go to the Port of Sand over there. I'm going to pretend this didn't happen, all right?
1:22:31🔗
Queens of the Stone Age
When you come here tomorrow, you better have red eyes and you better not know where the hell you are.
1:22:49🔗
Adam
That is it. Rated R is the name of the CD, Queens of the Stone Age. Guys, thanks a lot for coming in. Thank you.
1:22:57🔗
Adam
Do appreciate it. Now, come back anytime. It was joyous. Again, go out and get the CD, Rated R from Queens of the Stone Age. We'll take a quick break. We'll be back after this.
1:23:43🔗
Adam
Yep, it is Loveline. Well, Queens of the Stone Age have made their way out to the limousine. I like those guys.
1:23:52🔗
Adam
No, they laughed with me, Drew. I got a good vibe off those guys. You know what I'm talking about?
1:24:01🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something I was thinking about while I was taking a whiz. You know my beef with cops being used, or cops ought not to be used?
1:24:12🔗
Adam
People calling the cops all the time because neighbors got the TV turned up too loud or the cats up the tree, whatever it is, people just using the cops as if they were their personal cops.
1:24:28🔗
Adam
Meanwhile, the cops are now being monopolized by you and your non-problems, so they cannot get on to the business of me and my real problem, which is being raped at the ATM. You know what I'm talking about?
1:24:41🔗
Adam
And they're constantly talking about, we don't have enough cops, we don't have enough men on the street. But here's my thing, why not put them to a little better use? Do we need the actual cops showing up for the chicken ass stuff?
1:24:58🔗
Adam
Yeah. Let me give you a fine example of this. Yes. The cops showed up at the house today that I'm building.
1:25:12🔗
Adam
Well, I didn't know at first. All I knew is I was talking to someone who was working there while I was playing in this golf tournament, and uh-oh, the cops showed up. Well, here's why the cops showed up in my house.
1:25:25🔗
Adam
No. Drew, let me ask you a quick question. Have you ever been right when you've jumped in?
1:25:39🔗
Adam
Okay. The cops showed up because the house that I bought, that I'm working on, previously had a whole bunch of phone lines in it. They had like 15 phone lines. I don't know why. Like they're running some sort of, you know, tele-sales scam out of it or something. And the phone periodically gets screwed up, meaning the number changed on us once. The wire, we had to take a wire down to do something, put the wire back up and all of a sudden, it's one of the other phone numbers. The point is, is somehow we got someone else's phone number. And that person, instead of calling the phone company and getting it straightened out or surmising, it was a person in the neighborhood, surmising that there's some construction going on here, maybe there's some whatever, called the cops and had the cops show up.
1:26:45🔗
Adam
You pick up the phone one day and realize your phone is now being shared with someone else in the neighborhood.
1:26:53🔗
Adam
You call the phone company. Do you assume that they have tied into your phone line so that they could start using your phone too? And what about the part where they are having conversations and confused as well? Do you know what I am saying? And what about the part where people are calling their number asking for you and they are picking it up? What is wrong with you calling the number and saying, hey, there has been a little miscue here, you know what is going on, I live down the street, or calling the goddamn phone company? Call the cops, the cops show up, the cops stop everything, the cops have got to get everyone's driver's license and go through everything. The cops came back later on that day. Somebody then called the number and the old Yenta bitch who called the cops in the first day, picked up the phone and said like, I'm not going to have this. They can't, it's like one of these things. People listen to me, think about motive before you call the cops, please. You understand what I'm saying?
1:28:04🔗
Adam
Here's what I want. I want a list of things that are acceptable for you to call the cops for, and all the other stuff you're penalized for. It works just like anything else works. A tree branch falls down and knocks a telephone pole down, they come out and fix it. But your kid takes a butter knife and rams it into one of the receptacles or one of the phone jacks, and the guy comes out and he's going to charge you for it.
1:28:31🔗
Adam
You call the cops to come out, because your phone line got crossed with some neighbors, I'd like a little service charge there. Couple of guys getting paid X amount of hours driving a cruiser, which, by the way, they never shut off, so it burns four gallons of gas while it's just parked in the driveway, because cops have this thing where they turn the cars on when they get them from the factory and then they break the key off, and they can never shut the cop car. You ever seen a cop going to shut the car?
1:29:05🔗
Adam
Because what is the message otherwise to this bitch who calls the cops? And by the way, if she's calling the cops when the phone line gets crossed, or they're static on the line, how many other times has she called the cops?
1:29:27🔗
Drew
How many neighbors? Is it a similar neighborhood to that which you've alienated up in the...
1:29:32🔗
Adam
I certainly hope not, Drew. That's all I can say. But calling the cops because your phone line is crossed with somebody else's.
1:29:51🔗
Adam
Jesus Christ. I mean, what do you think... Listen everybody. Not everything is a diabolical plan waged against you. Sometimes, S just happens and try to step outside of the situation for one second and figure out whether it's intentional or aggressive or maybe it's just a mistake. Do you know what I'm saying? Alright, Thomas? Hi. And listen, anyone who's out there who's a cop, I want you to just pistol whip these people. I want you to... Seriously, if you're a cop and you can hear me right now and you get called out to someone's house for some nonsense, I want you to give them a little talking to. I really do. Thank you, Thomas.
1:30:59🔗
Adam
Well, we're all born with them, much like the females, Hymen. Okay. Some of ours are still intact. Others are not.
1:31:16🔗
Adam
Yes. He puts it there so that men's anuses are protected from other men. But once in a while, a man goes against God and nature, and attempts to put something there, and therefore the behind man is pierced.
1:31:37🔗
Adam
The difference between a man and a woman is a man can go to the grave with his behind man. Women's behind man, or I should say, hymen would be gone usually by the time 17, 18, even if they're virgins, horseback riding, mishap on the jungle gym, something like that.
1:32:13🔗
Hi.
1:32:25🔗
Caller
The thing is, my dad's in rehab right now. He went to the full out rehab resort in Arizona. And he's been exhibiting really erratic behavior for the past year because he's been abusing drugs.
1:32:44🔗
Caller
Well, the question is, I don't know, he's bipolar and he has these mood swings. And somehow he's managed to manipulate the nurses into like letting him call like every three minutes.
1:32:55🔗
Caller
Well, I don't know what to do because he sometimes he, you know, he calls and he's angry.
1:33:02🔗
Caller
Well, I didn't get to go to the family session because it started, you know, right when I had, you know, my college starting.
1:33:07🔗
Drew
It's important to go to the family sessions if you possibly can. I would call the nursing staff and tell them what he's doing. They're probably not aware. And I would stop taking the calls until he's until you have evidence that he's well into his treatment.
1:33:21🔗
Drew
But you need to participate in some form of treatment. In the meantime, what you can do to help is go to Al-Anon.
1:34:20🔗
Adam
Good. Well, the good news is it is. All right. That brings to a close another fabulous Loveline week. I want to thank Danielle for doing a great job on the phones and everything else. Producer Ann for doing a wonderful job putting her feminine stink all over the show. Of course, engineer Anderson for pressing the button. Anderson. Where we hear the applause. Anderson. Here they applause one more time Anderson for you buddy. This one's for you. There you go. Give yourself a hand. Until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Pictures of beer and shaking my ass. These are the things that I make my living from.
1:35:05🔗
Caller
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