2:22🔗
Adam
Hey, it is the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Facts number 3108-54-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest is Nina Gordon. Nina, you know from Veruca Salt all those years. And of course, we had Louise in. Was it just last week?
2:46🔗
Adam
From Veruca Salt, but they've gone their separate ways. And Nina's got a solo career and projects going. And we're going to hear some stuff from her in her new album, which is called Tonight and the Rest of My Life. And hi, Nina.
3:25🔗
Adam
Yeah. If you want to call my belly button myself. I did do that earlier today, actually. Boy, I'll tell you. Well, thank you.
3:35🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, I was telling Drew and Nina before the show, I'm framing my garage so I have a certain glow, much like a woman does when she's pregnant or in love.
3:53🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, what you got to do is you got to frame the whole place and then you got to sheet the roof and also you have to sheet the outside.
4:03🔗
Adam
Yeah. Half inch CDX truck one, good one side. Apply for shear wall. And I believe the nailing schedule is 12 in the field and 6 on the seams. Thank you very much. All right. So Nina is going to be, well, actually Nina was on the Tonight Show, what was it, Tuesday?
4:32🔗
Drew
Yeah, they found a picture of me when I was little, when I was seven years old. And I guess they found it on the internet. And it was a picture of me that I had sent to Scott Baio, the care of Tiger Beat magazine. And they found it and they brought Scott Baio to the show to unite me with my childhood crush.
4:52🔗
Drew
No. Well, I did actually. In the afternoon, they came to me and they said, what would you do if we brought Scott Baio on? And I said, I'd be psyched. Bring him on.
5:00🔗
Adam
I'll tell you that is one of my biggest regrets in life, is not having a starring role in a popular sitcom when I was in my late teens and early 20s. Because let me explain what goes on with Scott Baio. First off, this guy nails everybody in Pound, every blonde.
5:26🔗
Adam
Well, okay, here's how it works psychologically, because I gave this a lot of thought. There's nothing wrong with Scott Baio. He's a handsome man and I'm sure he could pull in plenty of tail on his own. But think about this as a phenomenon and think about how women work, by the way. Scott Baio is on a popular show from age 15, 16 until he's like 25 or something like that.
5:56🔗
Adam
Whatever. He's never left television. Here's my point. He's 19 or 20 when he's doing this show and he has tons and tons of 8, 9, 10, and 11 year old girls that are falling in love with this guy watching him on TV. Now, at a certain point, these 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 year old girls become 22, 23 year old women and it doesn't matter whether they're rich, whether they're models, whether they're successful, whatever it is, somewhere planted in that adolescent mind is a crush on Scott Baio.
6:31🔗
Adam
Right. Now, Chachi rolls into the sky bar. Chachi's getting near 40. These chicks are 25. Great looking, but it's game on. Now, you have a chance to be with Chachi. Even though your stock may have risen higher than Chachi's, it doesn't matter because there's an old score to settle.
6:52🔗
Drew
I was madly in love with him. I wanted to marry him. I would write Nina Baio, Nina Baio, Nina Baio in my journal. But I couldn't get with Chachi. I mean, I just couldn't.
7:03🔗
Drew
I wouldn't and I couldn't. This time. I mean, it was great to be united with him and I don't want to hurt his feelings or anything. But like.
7:09🔗
Adam
Yeah, but a couple of high balls at the sky bar later, you know what I mean? Chachi comes by, maybe he's got that bandana tourniquet tied around his thigh.
7:19🔗
Adam
Come on, you'd go home with him. Just to say you're with him. You understand, I see men don't work that way.
7:41🔗
Adam
No, I might, I might. Six pack, yes, I would do it. But the point is, is I'm not pining for Adrienne Barbeau right now. But Scott Baio is 40, and there's still plenty of 25 year old chicks that are-
7:57🔗
Drew
And what's funny is somebody said to me, I didn't know this, but after the show, someone said, yeah, was he talking about the Playboy Mansion? And I said, you know what? He was. Like, he, Carson Daly was on the show too, and he turned around to Carson Daly and he's like, hey man, am I going to see you on, you know, during a commercial break? He's like, hey man, am I going to see you on Saturday at the mansion?
8:18🔗
Adam
Last Saturday, was I talking about this on the air? No. Last Saturday, they had their like midsummer night fantasy Pachama party. You were supposed to go there, right? Yeah. I didn't know about it. Here's the deal. I ran into, I decided, I missed the Playboy Mansion as well. As a matter of fact, I miss it in a way that I've never been to a party there, but I miss it like a home I've never been to. It's like someone else's home that's nice. And I decided I got to get to some of these parties, not the daytime parties where me and the idiots play with the monkeys out in the cage and then we get tossed out when the streetlights come on. I'm talking about the nighttime all night grotto, loaded pajama parties. And so I told one of Hef's triplets or something to call me or somebody, somebody over there needed to call me when there was one of these nighttime parties. Anyway, last Saturday night, I go out to my buddy Ray for Hungarian food, and then we rent a movie and whack each other off in my den. I, it was like the world's crappiest Saturday night. And then I see Andy Dick at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday, and he's like, where were you last night? And I said, oh, what do you mean? The Playboy party, people were asking about you. I said, oh, people weren't, yeah, yeah, yeah, people want to know where you were. I was like, why? I didn't even know about it. So, reason 1584 to kill myself. Thank you very much. Oh, boo hoo. What the hell is Andy Dick? Andy Dick must be very confused at those parties. His penis doesn't know what direction they're going. All right. So, like I said, Nina Gordon's here. We'll hear something off of her new CD in just a couple of moments. And we'll also- I have to leave. Go to the phone. That's Andy. Brittany? Brittany?
10:07🔗
Caller
I was wondering if the guy masterbates too much, if it can affect his ability to have an orgasm.
10:29🔗
Caller
My boyfriend says that he doesn't always have orgasms, and he doesn't do that a lot. I know he doesn't. I was just wondering if that had anything to do with it.
10:41🔗
Nina Gordon
No. She's saying that he masterbates so much that sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn't have an orgasm.
10:45🔗
Adam
I know, but the way she phrased it was as if he was telling her that he doesn't always have orgasms with her.
11:22🔗
Adam
It isn't. It seems a little light. You're right. Brittany, why don't you ask him to hold off at least that day, the day of the night he's going to see you.
11:36🔗
Adam
All right. Yeah. So what Drew is saying is a theory I've always had, Nina, which is a guy gets used to his own touch so much, his own his own sensation that a woman is almost foreign to him and it's almost confusing to the penis. And although you're having sex, as my friend Snake always said, it's not the real thing. And it's good and it's a nice simulation for masturbation, but it's not quite the real thing. And the penis can get confused. So you have to wean your penis off of the hand and on to the vagina.
12:16🔗
Yeah.
12:19🔗
I have a question.
12:21🔗
Caller
Well, I just stopped about a month ago. I stopped smoking marijuana. And I was wondering, I'm having some dilemmas with this. First of all, you know how you were saying that your nipples can get puffy when you do that?
12:47🔗
Nina Gordon
It doesn't. It raises estrogen level and decreases its testosterone level. The other thing that happens if you try to stop smoking that kind of pot by yourself, you will get depressed.
12:56🔗
Nina Gordon
And that can go on for up to six months. And it's actually a very serious depression that sometimes you'll start having suicidal thoughts.
13:09🔗
Caller
Also, I was wondering, because, you know, burnout, like, sometimes I sound a little slow and stuff like that, you know, could, like, speed or crack or something help that out a little?
13:21🔗
Nina Gordon
Mike, you've got to get yourself some help. Your thinking is all screwed up right now.
13:26🔗
Nina Gordon
That is the most common way I see people get addicted to amphetamine, is trying to deal with coming off pot.
13:30🔗
Caller
Yeah, but, um, like, your nerves are slow, but I was wondering if, like, your crack nerves would, like, take over.
13:42🔗
Caller
So, I have a similar question. Like, um, what... Are there any long-term effects for gasoline ingestion?
14:30🔗
Nina Gordon
You got, Mike, you've got to go to MA. You've got this. You will use another drug soon.
14:36🔗
Adam
That is a huge white trash maneuver, siphoning gas. That's making me scared. It's like, that's one of the sure signs that your career is not going that well. Where you can, all you got to do is put a garden hose down someone's fuel tank, you get a free eight gallons of gas, that's over ten bucks, and sure you suck in a couple of pints of X on, but that's fine, no problem. That's just a bad sign. What is it, by the way? Speaking, I don't know if you guys have experienced this, but I just filled up my car about ten minutes ago on the way in, and I think it's a California thing, but you have to stand there and watch the goddamn pump handle. You can't walk away because the thing clicks down automatically, and there's nothing... I think it's as close as males get to rape, to actually being raped, is when you stand there and you put that handle in there, and you click it, you're going to fill up that tank, and it takes a while. It takes ten minutes to fill the thing up, and you put the thing in, and then you head inside to the convenience store, and you buy a pack of cigarettes and some water and some gum and some stuff, and then you come back out, and you realize the thing clicked at $1.29. Do you know what I mean? That's rape. And it's weird because it's like you pull the handle back up and you put the little catch thing on it, and you stare at it real hard for a while, and you go, okay, it's good this time, and then you get up and walk away and go for the squeegee, pop.
16:13🔗
It's for profit.
16:20🔗
He's just a criminal.
16:25🔗
Nina Gordon
No, no. They'll smell it. They'll whiff it. They'll huff it to get high. They do that all the time. And that will dissolve the frontal lobes of the brain.
16:29🔗
Adam
I wouldn't know, by the way, if someone siphoned my whole tank. I just figured I was high.
16:35🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's like, I wouldn't know. I could fill up at midnight, come out at seven in the morning. Thing could be on E and I'd be like, all right. I just assumed that I just spaced.
16:46🔗
Nina Gordon
But the pot thing, the marijuana addiction, when it occurs, people typically switch over to something else. Just like Mike's trying to deal with his thinking being off, his memory being off, his mood being off, and having dealt with feelings his whole life by using substances, namely marijuana, and now having these awful feelings, having no way to manage them, they switch to speed typically.
17:07🔗
Yeah.
17:16🔗
Caller
And at the beginning, I asked my doctor about drinking. He said I should just try to stay away from it. And I asked him again, recently, and he said, just stay away from it. And...
17:28🔗
Caller
Basically. And I don't want to press it with him because he's a friend of my father. Anyway.
17:49🔗
Adam
All right. Well, let's talk about this. This Hodgkin's, this only affects young people, doesn't it? You never hear about older people getting it.
17:57🔗
Nina Gordon
There is. No, there's an old form of Hodgkin's. It's called lymphocyte depletion Hodgkin's. A little different, but it's there.
18:14🔗
Nina Gordon
There's different, there's like four or five different kinds, yeah. But there's different cell types.
18:25🔗
Nina Gordon
Yeah, quite curable. He's got 2A, which means all above the diaphragm, and he's not having sweats and fevers, which would make it too big.
18:35🔗
Adam
Well, it's where your heart and your brain and lungs are, but other than that, it's good.
18:51🔗
Adam
And then what's up with the booze, John? I mean, why you, you know, you're sick, you're trying to heal your body, you're putting yourself through a lot, and all that kind of stuff. You're 18 years old. Why is this such a big issue?
19:06🔗
Nina Gordon
No, here's the deal. Alcohol is a poison to all human tissue. It's one of the only drugs people use. It actually is poison to human tissue. And you're taking some other poisons. You're taking even blasting that can damage the nerves. You're taking the adriomycin that can hit the heart. And all these things will be additive with the alcohol. They can really significantly affect your long-term outlook. You're going to have numb hands and feet. You want that? The tingling in the hands and feet, the alcohol can contribute to all that. And that's the vincristine vimblasting.
19:35🔗
Yeah?
19:37🔗
Hell no.
19:38🔗
Adam
All right. Well, hey, John, you're pretty jovial for a guy who has a fairly serious condition. And I guess that's good. But the point is, is you got a few more months here. Can you just lay off the booze, let your body heal, and then you got the rest of your life to destroy yourself with booze?
19:57🔗
How long is that, though?
19:59🔗
Yeah.
20:13🔗
Nina Gordon
These chemo agents have lots of side effects, and you want to minimize the potential of those things occurring.
20:18🔗
Nina Gordon
And here's the good news. With those, in the old days, death sentence. With those chemos, curable.
20:25🔗
Nina Gordon
And people understand that with chemos today, particularly these sorts of tumors, completely 96% curable. So to go get coffee enemas and acupuncture here does not make sense.
20:38🔗
Adam
I mean, all those, whatever, celebrity, whatever notable person who flew off to, you know, I don't know, Steve McQueen, who flew off to Mexico to get some kind of... Listen, here's the thing. When you're going to Mexico to get medical care, Something's wrong. You know, that's a bad sign. That's a joke right there.
21:00🔗
Adam
Yeah, right. It's gonna get... It's always funny that they go to Mexico. I mean, it's like, I'm gonna go to the Middle East and see if I can get some good jokes for my stand-up act.
21:13🔗
Nina Gordon
That's that crazy thing. That's that crazy thing. Hey, the man keeps it away from us up here and down there. They can give me the aggressive treatments that I deserve. It's like, come on.
21:21🔗
Adam
All right, you go to Mexico to get loaded and buy tile. Here's where you go to Mexico. You go there to get laid, you go to get drunk, you get fireworks, buy over-the-counter drugs cheap, and, or I should say prescription drugs cheap, and tile, or to get your car reupholstered. But not for cancer. Stay right here for cancer. You should actually head toward the center of the country for that. Get away from the borders. I'm going to Mexico. And by the way, you know that's the last ditch when you're heading to Mexico. Ryan?
22:02🔗
Caller
Well, I was just wondering, like, if I changed my diet a little bit, would it change the taste of my semen?
22:10🔗
Adam
I hear a lot about this, and you know what? I'm changing my stance on this just a little bit.
22:17🔗
Adam
No, then. I'm just, you know, here's my theory, Nina. And, you know, I've only sampled so much semen in my life, so I'm hardly an authority on this. But-
22:31🔗
Hardly.
22:45🔗
Adam
Fresh cherries and marshmallows and your ass would still be as horrible as ever. I mean, you would still lay a big load, big turd in that toilet and it's not like it would be, oh, this is- This is all marshmallows and cherries.
23:21🔗
Adam
Well, now that's an interesting point. I went into a Zancu chicken today, which was like this Armenian chicken or something. I walked in and I took a little whiff and I was standing next to my buddy, the wheeze, and I said, I can't tell if I'm smelling food or BO. Then I realized this is what these people eat, and that's why they smell like it. So all right, so you got the sweat thing going, right?
23:49🔗
Adam
Well, put it this way, there's some people that got a funk going on, and that doesn't really matter what they eat. People think, okay, people from foreign lands, they eat all this spicy food and they got a funk going on. But think about what you eat here. It's not all watermelon and tap water. I mean, you eat Mexican every other night and all that stuff, and you don't smell any different. I think it's more of a regional thing.
24:10🔗
Nina Gordon
What is your pee smell like after going home, drinking coffee all night here? Think about that.
24:45🔗
Adam
It goes, it's bad and super bad. Okay, so you'd like to eat 400 pineapples a day and get it up to bad. But to me, that ain't worth it. Mine's will just keep it at super bad.
25:06🔗
Adam
Listen, Nina, I always say this. You don't have to swallow it. Just get rid of it. You know what I mean? Just take it somewhere.
25:24🔗
Adam
Jizz Shuttle. That's what I call ladies. Good night. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Nina Gordon is here. You know her from Veruca Salt. Now she's doing a solo thing. We're going to hear something off her solo album when we come back.
25:44🔗
Bow, bow, bow, you can kill, you can save, bow, bow, you can kill, you can save.
26:13🔗
Adam
I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew over there. Nina Gordon is our guest tonight. She is formerly Veruca Salt, and now has her own solo project out, and we're going to hear something off of that. We're trying to figure out why smelly people didn't know they smelled when they smelled, and they couldn't or they would die. Because you just standing next to them on the subway, for the 10 minutes you're near them is painful enough. Imagine not being able to escape yourself.
26:54🔗
Adam
Imagine if you had somebody spit in your mouth, you'd vomit, but you got your own spit in your mouth, and that's fine, and you got your own crap coming out of your ass, and that's cool. I mean, that's great. The point is, is I think we're all set up that way, and it's probably a good thing. I hope it is, at least. All right. Matt.
27:16🔗
Yeah.
27:19🔗
Caller
Well, first of all, I want to say you guys are bad. You guys are really good. I'm glad I've been listening to you guys for a long time. But my question is that I've been taking this acne pill lately called Accutane for about a month, and it's starting to get my sex drive bigger.
27:40🔗
Nina Gordon
That's interesting. Usually, Accutane makes people tired and depressed and can depress the sex drive.
27:54🔗
Drew
Or maybe having acne was making you feel insecure and depressed about yourself and feeling not so sexy.
28:06🔗
Adam
All right. So, Matt, what is the upshot of this? I mean, what's the bottom line? You're just masturbating more?
28:15🔗
Adam
That's great. It's funny when you're sad when you're a young teenage guy and you're feeling real, extra amorous and extra horny and it's like, so what do you do? Well, whack off more.
28:27🔗
Adam
I'm 36. All right, I still do that. But at least I got a car. I don't have to get on my Razor and coast down to the arcade. Yeah, I got a VCR. I got my own sofa to sit in. You know what I mean? Big screen.
28:50🔗
Adam
No, I don't put the virtual reality goggles on when I masturbate. Although that's not a bad.
29:02🔗
Yes.
29:07🔗
Caller
I've been with my boyfriend for almost four years now, and he just recently asked me to marry him, and so we're planning on getting married in about three months. How old is he? He's 21. Ever since we've been together, he's always wanted me to go down on him, and I've always thought it was really disgusting, and I never wanted to, and he's wanted me to really badly, but I have always refused to, and so I thought that for our wedding night, it would be something really nice to do, but the only problem is I really don't know how. I have no idea where to even start, you know? If you know any like techniques or anything like that.
29:59🔗
Adam
I'm gonna grab a scratch pad, and make sure you sort of dip it into your mouth to get it moist, and then do a twisting action as you go in, like if you're pulling the cork out of a bottle of wine.
30:12🔗
Nina Gordon
Nina, I need you to speak up. I need you to speak up. Don't put your head over your mouth.
30:16🔗
Adam
That's number one. She's scared something's gonna get in it. Rain, why do you refuse to give oral sex to your long-time boyfriend who you love very much?
30:35🔗
Adam
Well, yeah, but listen, here's the thing about sex. If you break it down, even kissing is pretty revolting, you know?
30:48🔗
Adam
Well, no, I just mean you break it down. It's like, where's that penis been before it was in my mouth? Where was that? What was going on with that vagina before it was on my penis or my mouth was on? I mean, if you sort of break it down, you wouldn't do it.
31:02🔗
Drew
Yeah, and it's gross to think about other people and doing that to somebody that you weren't really into, but if you're gonna marry this guy and you dig him, I would think you'd love every inch of him.
31:16🔗
Drew
Yeah, no, but that you, you know, that there's nothing really gross about him. You know, if you're gonna spend the rest of your lives together, he's gonna get like kidney stones and all kinds of gross things. And you're gonna have to be there with him while he's trying to pass kidney stones and stuff. And it's like, you know, it's gonna get grosser.
31:59🔗
Adam
No, I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. How dare you. And anyone ever forced you to do anything you didn't want to do?
32:14🔗
Nina Gordon
Put that mic down. You're breathing. It's your breathing. No, no, it's your stomach going up and down, that mic drilling the mic.
32:30🔗
Caller
Like two years ago, he wanted me to get down on him and I was like, okay, and I had just gotten down there, like I hadn't really done anything because I was nervous and I didn't know what to do and then I just wanted to stop, you know, because I didn't know what to do.
33:03🔗
Adam
Don't you bring my boob fetish. All right, I got two things to say to you. How dare you? And how dare you? In front of Nina, bringing my boob fetish into this. Rain? All right. Well, listen, honey, you're getting married. All right, listen, if you weren't raped and nobody like held you down and put their penis in your mouth or forced you to do anything you didn't want to do or you're not ultra religious, then honey, get over it.
33:48🔗
Nina Gordon
No, you would be sensed by her. Poor woman just has a preference. You don't have to attack her for it.
33:52🔗
Adam
No, no, no. Here's what I want to say. I understand if there's some sort of pre-existing condition.
34:00🔗
Adam
Yeah, if somebody did something to you when you were young or somebody forced you to do something or a giant penis just fell over on you like a tree and crushed you.
34:10🔗
Drew
What kind of foods don't you like? Aren't there things that make you sick like mushrooms or eggplants or something?
34:27🔗
That's my May-May-Mayonnaise.
34:29🔗
Adam
There you go. That Snoop called me as May-Man-Mayonnaise. No, I know what you're saying.
34:41🔗
Nina Gordon
It's kind of protective. You see, ladies, if you really want to protect yourself against the likes of Adam, you now know what you need to do.
34:48🔗
Adam
And you others, you know exactly what to do. There you go. So it all works out. We're going to hear a little something from Nina Gordon. How about that? You have your, you queued up there? What song are we going to hear? It's called Tonight and the Rest of My Life.
40:07🔗
Adam
That's the Tonight and the Rest of My Life, it's also the name of the album, right? Am I looking at that? Right. God, that's a good song. Thank you. You got talent.
40:20🔗
Adam
The thing about talking, it's not really talent. I mean, I think other people may see it as that, but it's not like speaking a language or playing an instrument. That's a talent. You know what I mean? Gymnastics. That's a talent.
40:35🔗
Adam
Yapping. See, I will, we got to go to break, but I'll never look at talking as a talent because from age zero to like 27, it was shut up. Hey, I'll give you 10 bucks if you shut up.
40:54🔗
Adam
Right. And you know, teachers sort of telling you to put a sock in it. So, you never quite get over that. I will take a little break. Nina Gordon is our guest tonight. That was just her, the talented one. When we come back, we'll speak to James. Had sex, had a sex change a year ago and he stopped in the middle. Will his breast shrink? Wait a minute. James?
41:37🔗
Adam
Okay. Hold on. Okay. We're going to get to James and... Yeah, but they weren't cutting his penis off. They only cut half his penis off. That's what happened to me. We'll take a little break.
42:32🔗
Adam
Hey, Nina Gordon's our guest tonight. You know her from Veruca Salt, and now from her own solo project. And so far, sounds like everything's working out for you there.
42:46🔗
Chicago.
43:09🔗
Drew
What are you talking about? You'll feel tension building and you'll feel like you're drifting. Nina.
43:22🔗
Adam
No, not this. This right here. Do you see this? This is the cash register. This is what I tell all the guys who work for me when we're framing my garage. If I fall off the roof and land on this and I point at my face, the cash register, this whole place closes down.
43:37🔗
Nina Gordon
Those guys actually have a little bit of belief. They get a little frightened when you say that.
43:41🔗
Adam
No. One of them boldly announced today that the days have never gone slower since I started showing up at the job. I said that is a compliment. That means we're getting more done.
43:58🔗
Nina Gordon
I think the only thing would actually destroy our relationship is if you stop being responsible.
44:36🔗
Drew
Yeah. It's just one of those things, things there was no one event that happened. It was just like this.
44:49🔗
Drew
No, it was. It was. It was a combination of things and it was just this building frustration with compromising on both of our parts, feeling like we both had to, we had to compromise our individual vision in order to make the other person happy.
45:13🔗
Adam
Well, I have a vision. It's to take a nap and I think then to whack off and then maybe take another nap. Drew, if your wife kick you in the nuts, I think that'd be your vision for your future. Is that what you see?
45:27🔗
Adam
You see some years of your wife just pounding you in the scrotum sack with her shin. So that's his vision and I have the napping vision.
45:43🔗
Drew
Well, that's how I feel. I feel like the thing I learned most of all was that I don't work well with others. I can't be somebody's partner in music. I can't.
45:52🔗
Adam
Yeah. I don't work well with others either except for they do all the work, so I kind of do it. That's the relationship I have with my partners, except for Drew, where I tow the line.
46:02🔗
Nina Gordon
Well, the deal is that my steam is low enough that you can just beat the crap. I mean, I don't even notice it.
46:14🔗
Nina Gordon
I started it back in January of 93, because that's what I thought I wanted to do in life.
46:26🔗
Nina Gordon
Well, I went to see a few psychiatrists and then I saw an endocrinologist who put me on the hormones and...
46:38🔗
Adam
Wow. But you're supposed to do it for at least a year and then you get the actual surgery?
46:51🔗
Nina Gordon
I think the more interesting thing here is how you came around to suddenly stopping the path you were on.
46:57🔗
Nina Gordon
Well, I started getting really sick in 97 and by 98 I just had to get off the hormones. I couldn't handle it anymore. The weight was going up. I was just getting really sick.
47:07🔗
Adam
It's very irritable. Your period lasted for days. It's no fun being a woman, let me tell you.
47:44🔗
Adam
James is tough because you say to James, you were undergoing the hormone therapy. Well, you got to understand, at the time-
47:59🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's like, he regurgitates in a very slow way whatever you said. So it's hard to move on. But we're going to move on and talk to him about this because I think anyone who wants to change your sex is flat out nuts and it would be real difficult to convince me otherwise. I know a lot of people are sympathetic to this.
49:10🔗
Adam
Yeah, I didn't have a fart. Nina, that's when I usually break wind into the mic, and I just, I didn't have anything cooking tonight, so I gotta apologize to the listeners and Nina.
49:33🔗
Adam
I don't know. I don't know, it can be good the second time. All right, Nina Gordon is our guest tonight.
49:57🔗
Adam
Nina Gordon hangin! I needed like one more word. In the house, I think would have worked. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty bad. Yeah. Nina Gordon is here formerly from Veruca Salt, now own Solo Project, which is sounding real good, and we're gonna hear something else off of that in just a second. We didn't finish up with James, and I'm always interested in the sex change people. Let me just say something real fast before I get back to James. We touched on it before on this show, and we were talking about it during the commercial break. And I don't want to sound like, I know I'm just sounding like an old, like Republican, the older I get. And I really, screw all you, I don't care. I pay too much in taxes. I can speak my mind. But I think people who get the gender reassignment are nuts. As a matter of fact, I know they're nuts. There's no greater definition for nuts than believing you're trapped inside another sex's body. And by the way, that excuse of like, well, here's the deal. I was supposed to be a chick, but the problem is, is I'm a dude. And so I got to change things. To me, that doesn't make me go, Oh, I see. Wow, that's a bitch. Well, I'd hate if that happened to me. No, and me, I go, Oh, you are nuts, man. That means you're nuts. That doesn't mean you're trapped inside of man's body. It means there's a super crazy guy trapped inside a man's body, not a chick. There's a nut job trapped inside a man's body. And to correct that, to become a woman, seems like not addressing the problem. Maybe it would correct things for some time being and offer some temporary relief. But as we were laughing about during the break, I said to Drew, what if I went to the Shrink and said I thought I was Napoleon? Would then, what would you do? Would you sit down and counsel me and try to convince me I wasn't? Or would you just send me off to France to lead the legions? Do you know what I'm saying?
52:09🔗
Drew
And how much crazier do you think it is than people having plastic surgery? Like what if I said, you know, I think I'm a very large breasted woman trapped inside of a small breasted woman.
52:20🔗
Nina Gordon
There is something to that. That some people believe that by doing plastics and all, you're basically fetishizing your body.
52:36🔗
Adam
And I'll go with you on that. And I think everyone can cop to something that's a little nutty in their life. And if it's on a one to ten thing, the plastic surgery might be a three, depending on what it was. Maybe a nose job is a one and maybe a boob job is a three. But wanting a sex change is a nine or a ten. And like I said, everyone, I'll give everyone their twos, threes, and even fours sometimes. It's the eights, nines, and tens that worry me. And getting a sex job is a ten on the nut scale.
53:04🔗
Nina Gordon
But it's a very interesting thing to think about, about how, to what extent people fetishize themselves. Is cross-dressing is fetishizing? Putting boobs in is fetishizing? Maybe getting face lifts is fetishizing too.
53:16🔗
Nina Gordon
It's using your self body as an object of sexual desire and sexual expression. And if it's, if you require that for your sexual functioning, then it's a true fetish.
53:27🔗
Adam
Yeah, but also, I would argue that it's a matter of degree. I mean, most women do something.
53:34🔗
Adam
Whether it's, yeah, putting on makeup, doing their hair, buying the clothes. They want to become, feel a certain way or attract the opposite sex. This is now, a boob job is taking that to the next step. And what James was thinking about doing to me, though, is a far cry more than that. James?
54:15🔗
Nina Gordon
And sometimes that, I mean, that really does need to be surgically corrected oftentimes.
54:19🔗
Nina Gordon
Well, it's very embarrassing to have to go out in public. I have to wear one of those vest jackets, and it's very embarrassing.
54:35🔗
Adam
Oh, you got a little extra on you. Yeah. Will you lose some of that breast if you lose some weight?
54:53🔗
Nina Gordon
It's hard to understand that just that the fact that you couldn't tolerate the hormones would cause you not only to abandon the whole notion of sex change, but go back to being a guy, oh well.
55:05🔗
Adam
I mean, you must still have some thoughts. When you wanted to become a woman, would you see yourself being sexual with men or with women, or what would you do?
55:45🔗
Adam
Donnie Most, yeah. Who would you be with? Seriously, would you be with a guy or a girl if you're going to be with someone tomorrow?
56:33🔗
Nina Gordon
Well, as I was saying, my parents divorced in 69. And my mother walked out on me and my brother. And I never got on with her very well.
57:00🔗
Adam
No, it would seem like a good thing. As I said, my dad missed a couple of Pop Warner football games. I'm in therapy.
57:17🔗
Adam
I'm sorry. I know that's slightly presumptuous, but I would like to see James in therapy. And when I say see him in therapy, I mean physically see him in the office when I go in there. I would like to do some joint counseling with James. We had a deal. He was going to become abroad, and then I was going to nail him, and he backed out, and I'm feeling abandoned right now. He still has that penis. It's come between us and on me. All right, so I don't know what James wants. Just don't be a woman and go to therapy.
57:50🔗
Nina Gordon
Have lipo if he needs it. Really is what he's talking about, lipo to get rid of the breast.
57:54🔗
Adam
Fine. To me that, listen all you doctors, get to work on cancer. Not injecting crazy guys with hormones and turning them into broads. Nicole, is that what you had in mind? Is that what your parents were thinking when they sent you to med school? Is that what your instructors were thinking when you were in class at med school? That you were going to be converting a bunch of crazy people into ugly chicks? You know what I mean? Is that what you want on your tombstone? Is that what you want on your resume? I know you rationalize it by going-
58:33🔗
Adam
Yeah, well listen, Elvis' doctor thought he was making him happy, too. I mean, listen, if a guy, you know, dealers, drug dealers, can rationalize that they're providing a service for someone who desperately needs it. But that's in the small picture. The big picture is you're kind of screwing with people. Nicole?
58:56🔗
Yes?
58:59🔗
Caller
Well, my boyfriend and I have been together for about two years. And we just recently started having sex.
59:12🔗
Caller
All right. And now, like, whenever we have sex, he is like, like, he'll want to do it in the beginning. And then he'll start getting aggressive. And like, and he'll never, like, I've asked him to go down on me and he won't. He likes, likes all the pleasure for him. I've asked him many times when we've talked about it, talked about it. And like, when we have sex, he'll like start like yelling. And like right after we're done, he'll storm away.
1:00:11🔗
Adam
You would have set this guy up with the chick who called earlier is getting married and never blew her boyfriend. They make a fine couple. These two, they both just yell at each other. I'm not here. Here's how sex would be with those two. Why are you kidding? I'm not doing that. You do that. Screw you. All right. Listen, you blow me for five minutes. I'll give you 10 bucks and I'll get down on you. No way. This is great. Those two would be a great couple. Nicole, who's over there? My friend Amanda. All right. Hey, this is a deal breaker. Any guy who can't get down there and-
1:00:47🔗
Nina Gordon
But he's yelling at her and he's aggressive and that's the real problem. Yes, he can't be intimate without evoking these very hostile feelings.
1:00:59🔗
Adam
Good. Listen, you know what this is called? This is called a deal breaker. This is a flawed person. Here's my take on relationships. You can get along with people. People can be nice. You can have many things in common, but they can have deal breakers that's woven into their thing. You can watch them beat up on some kid or kick a dog, or start talking about joining the clan or something.
1:01:29🔗
Yeah.
1:01:32🔗
Adam
That old F had it coming. What are you talking about? There's my point. This is a deal breaker. Even if you guys get along great, even if he's a nice guy or it's one of those, like, oh, you got to know him kind of thing, or there's a good side of him, there's a good side of everybody. This guy's yelling at you and won't do anything with you sexually. Screw him. Break up. All right? I have no problem with that. Joe?
1:01:55🔗
Hello?
1:02:08🔗
Caller
I've had the same girlfriend now for two years. And about two weeks ago, I went down on her in a really small bed.
1:02:21🔗
Adam
Never did. Poor kid, huh? Anyone who can afford them gets braces. That's how it works in the society.
1:02:31🔗
Caller
Well, but now she gets mad at me and she won't go down on me now because I don't want to go down there anymore.
1:02:47🔗
Adam
Well, I have a couple of theories on this. First off, if anyone saw the autopsy scene in silence of the lambs where they fished that chick's body out of the mire and they had to work on her in the lab there, they take a little of this mentholatum stuff, they put a little shot of it on the upper left, and it really helps out. You know what I'm saying, yeah? There's a little, like I mentioned, you take a little Vicks Vapor Rub.
1:03:12🔗
Adam
Spread it right under your nostrils, right in that little, what's this little part called here, Drew?
1:03:18🔗
Adam
It's a filtrum. Oh, Jesus, I have two smarties in here. Put a little on the filtrum there, and it filtrums out all the stink. Is that what they call it, that? That's number one. Number two, I wasn't kidding when I said get used to it. And we haven't talked about the yummy phase in a few months, but I think it's time to revisit that, which is, as a kid, especially as a guy, and some women never get out of this, you're in the yummy phase.
1:03:52🔗
Adam
And they want Bosco chocolate syrup, right? And if you handed them a cigar or beer or a shot of brandy, blue cheese, or some caviar or some blue cheese, all that stuff that's so expensive that we long for now as adults, they'd spit it right out. Well, they'd spit vagina out too.
1:04:11🔗
Adam
It's an acquired thing. Seriously, give it, I don't care, the best brandy in the world, $100 an ounce, you give it to your kid, he spit it right out, he'd grab a yoo-hoo.
1:04:27🔗
Adam
You have to advance into this as a guy especially. Women can stay in it. It's not that big a deal. But guys, they get older, they want to smoke cigars and they want to go down on women.
1:05:06🔗
Yeah.
1:05:10🔗
Okay.
1:05:10🔗
Adam
You tell her that you were listening to Loveline and a girl called in and noticed a little scent down there. Okay?
1:05:18🔗
Okay.
1:05:20🔗
Yeah.
1:05:20🔗
Adam
And Drew was very concerned, said it was probably an infection and she should get herself checked out. Now, you say you noticed a little smell on her and because you love her so much and care about her so much, you think that maybe she has an infection. Drew seemed pretty emphatic about this girl getting herself checked out, so you'd like her to get checked out as well because you care about her.
1:06:19🔗
Oh, boy. Oh, man.
1:06:28🔗
Nina Gordon
It's a vaginoline. There are multiple bacteria that can cause vaginal infections. They all create a smell and a taste, and it's easily treated with a cream these days. So it is associated with other potential complications.
1:06:40🔗
Adam
Don't make it. You know what? Every once in a while, what you have to do in life, everyone is sit back and think, well, listen, my intention isn't bad. Why should I hesitate? Why should I feel so badly? You love this girl or at least like her, you care about her, you want her to be healthy, just tell her, it's all right. It's not like you have some sort of ulterior motive and some evil. You know what I mean? Isn't it weird how you feel so bad about things sometimes? When you really break it down, you love the person and you want them to get better or whatever. Why do we hesitate so much on that stuff? Why do we feel so guilty when we shouldn't feel guilty?
1:07:26🔗
Adam
Yeah. This one is called Bad Way. Hey, hey, hey. Just talking about that. Hey, that's good. It really sounds good.
1:11:00🔗
It was good background music.
1:11:38🔗
Adam
Your soul. Thank you. All right, we'll come back. We'll talk to Jack who's going to be doing a little rimming after this.
1:11:45🔗
Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191, we'll be right back.
1:12:22🔗
Adam
It's Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, Nina Gordon is our guest tonight. Formerly from Veruca Salt, now doing her own solo thing, Tonight and the Rest of My Life is the name of the new CD, and it sounds real good so far. It does.
1:12:40🔗
Adam
Well, the two songs I heard, I thought were really good and very different. Yeah, a nice slow melodic one and a harder rocking one. And both good. So I'm guessing everything in between is good too.
1:13:04🔗
Adam
No, that's you, Jack. Producer Ann, I don't know why she's popping my hands or just talking about music, but I've been listening to my Bare-Naked Ladies CD, and I really like those guys. We've got to get them back in here.
1:13:16🔗
All right, I'll find out where they're at.
1:13:48🔗
Adam
At the dinner table. Does anyone know what a rim job is? It was like one of those things where I knew what it was, and I instinctively wanted to answer because it was like a trivia question. But then I thought, no way. I'm not putting my hand up. I'm just going to sit, you know, it's like a pass the carrots. That's what. So she goes, I was talking to some veterans today. She's a council of these veterans and one of them brought up a rim job. I didn't know what it was. I felt like an idiot. And then I found out what it was. And I don't see the pleasure in that. But I felt like an idiot not knowing what a rim job was. And I was like, and I had to like, I think I heard of it. Yeah. So he just licked the guy's ass. What do you care? How do you want to know?
1:14:47🔗
Nina Gordon
You can get various infections, food poisoning type infections. You can get AIDS, theoretically, that way, hepatitis that way.
1:15:25🔗
Adam
Are you that tired of cornholing? Have you become bored with blowing him? You know what I'm saying?
1:15:57🔗
Caller
I guess that's what you... I get confused from receiving or whatever the other one was. Receiving or...
1:16:02🔗
Adam
Well, like one would... Like, let's say it's someone's birthday. One person would give the person a gift, the other would receive the gift, right? So if you receive the gift, you're the one who's getting blown. And if you give the gift, you're doing the blowing, right?
1:16:36🔗
Adam
It's funny. There's got to be a chick in the in the male relationship, even though it's two guys. It's a weird thing. It's like, listen, I don't like women and I don't like women either because we both hate our mom. So we're going gay. We're going to get together. We're going to form a union. And then it's like, OK, you be the chick. It's guys do that. You couldn't get two guys together. This is why Veruca Salt broke up. You got to have a leader and a follower. Why can't there just be two guys?
1:17:11🔗
Nina Gordon
But he has chosen the receptive. Being the receptive partner is the highest risk for the STD. So he's already in the highest risk category.
1:17:18🔗
Adam
I not only do not want to lick any a-hole, I'm uncomfortable with my a-hole being licked. I don't even let my maid do my laundry because I know how foul it is. You know what I mean? It makes me uncomfortable.
1:17:33🔗
It gets on my slut.
1:17:34🔗
Adam
Oh, that's Carrie Ware. Let me tell you something about that crazy Carrie Ware. That Carrie Ware, you know, she calls me.
1:17:43🔗
Adam
No, no. She calls me and invites me to her party. OK, so I go down to her party for 40 minutes before I come here. She's all friendly and lovey-dovey. I mean, it's not like we're not dating or anything. She's kind of a little flirty, a little friendly. And then she, I don't talk to her. And then she calls me a week later. It's like, listen, we're neighbors. We should get together kind of thing. I'm like, that's great. And she's like, yeah. And I said, you should come over and see my house. Because I'm always looking at her house and I live up the street from her. And she's like, OK, let's do it. Never heard from her again. And was actually coming over on a certain day. Like, I'll come over Saturday at 1 o'clock. Never came over, never heard from her.
1:18:28🔗
I am a whore, whore, whore. I'll do you more, more, more. I'll lick your butt. Because I'm a slut.
1:18:39🔗
Adam
I'm going to need this tape when I go to court. I'm not dating her or anything. I'm not even trying to.
1:19:04🔗
Adam
You never know. All right. Yes, I am quite an imposing site. Yeah, yeah. I can see where other men would be jealous of my prowess. Christy, you're 16? Thank you. What's up?
1:19:21🔗
Caller
Well, I just want to know if, after having unprotected sex, do you need to start taking the birth control like within 24 hours? Is that true or does it matter?
1:19:37🔗
Nina Gordon
After that it will not work. And it's most effective if you take it within 24 hours of the intercourse.
1:19:52🔗
Nina Gordon
And the same is true. I mean, the way the morning after pill works is by suppressing the egg so the egg never becomes available, so there's never an egg and a sperm to get together. It does not have anything to do with implantation in a real way.
1:20:05🔗
Nina Gordon
Okay? And so if there's an egg already there when you have sex, you're going to get pregnant with a maternal probability. But if you haven't yet ovulated and the sperm can sit in the tubes for three days waiting for that egg to be released, people have some weird new conception that you get pregnant right when you have sex.
1:20:30🔗
Adam
No? This is me? It's hot? I'm wearing a flannel shirt? It's middle August? Tomorrow. I'm pre-sweating for tomorrow. All right. Let's take a little early break. What do you say? I run late on these breaks, and then we have these little short segments. All right. All right. Who are we going to talk to when we get back? Talk to Jessica of Seventeen? No. We can't do a lightning round.
1:21:01🔗
Adam
Okay. That's good. More insights from Nina when we come back. Yeah. It's Loveline, Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew is over there, Nina Gordon is our guest tonight. She is a formerly of Veruca Salt, is now out on her own. The name of the CD is called Tonight and the Rest of My Life, and it's a winner. I give it the Loveline seal of approval. And there's some great pictures of Nina on here wearing very sheer things.
1:22:09🔗
Adam
Yeah. She must have quite a fast metabolism because what is it that you've eaten since you were here, Nina? And I mean, this is not even sweets. This is what you call novelty food.
1:22:40🔗
Adam
Now, this is what she's eating. Okay. Let's examine the garbage here. Okay. We got the Sours, which are little crazy figures. One of them is missing an eye. And it's made by the Mike and I company, I guess.
1:23:01🔗
Adam
We got Nutter Butter Bar. Then we have a package of Starbursts. And now we're on to Sour Punch.
1:23:21🔗
Adam
Let me give you my take on this stuff. I love dessert and sweets and chocolate. I really have a sweet tooth and enjoy it. But I love some chocolate with nuts in it. I love those seized candies or good dark chocolate. I love a banana cream pie or something. But the novelty food like the jawbreaker that's shaped like a whistle that you blow for a while, or the sucker that turns different colors, or the things that's like a ring that you suck on.
1:23:58🔗
Drew
It doesn't taste like sweets. The things I've been eating tonight definitely taste like chemicals.
1:24:17🔗
Drew
I don't know what it is. And it's also the small, it's like many small pieces. It's sort of like an OCD kind of like weird thing. Like I have to be, you know, like I, you know, I have to put stuff in your mouth.
1:24:32🔗
Adam
Bozo's going to come out of your ass. And you don't. So I mean, you got a cotton candy. You're not on a diet.
1:24:52🔗
Adam
Yeah, 4,000 calories at 1130 at night. But here's my point. People look the way they look 99 percent of the time because of their metabolism, and people shouldn't go up to Nina and ask her, what's the secret? How do you stay so slim? Because Nina has a very slim frame.
1:25:10🔗
Drew
I'll tell you something. I go through healthy phases. I really do. I try. But basically when it comes down to it, all I really want is sugar. I mean, when I was a teenager, I would sit with a tub of cake frosting, like Pillsbury frosting.
1:25:22🔗
Drew
No, pixie sticks, fun dip, but a tub of Pillsbury frosting and a spoon. And I'd just watch MTV and eat frosting.
1:25:29🔗
Adam
But you can do it, I mean, because of your metabolism. And what happens when your period rolls around? Do you get a craving for liver? Or do you have to just eat more sugar?
1:25:59🔗
Yeah.
1:26:03🔗
Caller
I was just wondering, like lately, like the last year or so, like whenever I make out with somebody, like that night, I want them to call the next day or whatever. The next day, I don't even want to talk to them and I don't want to talk, I mean, I don't want to see them anymore.
1:26:27🔗
Caller
Yeah. I mean, like, some of them, like, I was either drunk or something, but like the next day, I just...
1:26:45🔗
Caller
I feel like I have to, like, during the night that it happens, I feel like I have to be near them and stuff, but then the next day, I don't want to talk to them anymore.
1:27:00🔗
Drew
No, I was always sort of more obsessive. I had big crushes and, you know, chased after the one guy for, like, six years or whatever.
1:27:11🔗
Adam
But maybe this is the same thing because the point is, is that guy would never come around.
1:27:20🔗
Adam
And you wouldn't be interested because they were coming around. Like, what if that guy came around?
1:27:23🔗
Drew
Well, that's what I think. Definitely. Definitely. It makes perfect sense. If you're only 17 and you're talking about a bunch of 17-year-old guys, you're not, I mean, it's not that big a deal. Yeah, you can make out with them and then move on.
1:27:36🔗
Adam
But here's the question. If the guy, Nina, you had a crush on, we came wildly interested in you.
1:27:45🔗
Adam
Part of this is sort of a biological component of being 17 and being a female. But you're taking it to an extreme.
1:27:51🔗
Nina Gordon
She's having a reaction to having intimate feelings and feeling that clinginess, then she repulses or rebels against that.
1:28:06🔗
Caller
My real dad is, I don't know exactly where he is, but I live with my stepdad and I have since I was three.
1:28:22🔗
Adam
Well, there you go. There you go. Abandoned by real dad, so he's not going to get into anything, going to push away because he's not going to have any intimacy.
1:28:30🔗
Nina Gordon
Real feelings, any feelings that make you feel of, A, impending abandonment and or treachery because stepdad was the other part of that.
1:28:37🔗
Adam
And let me tell you, this stepdad thing is a bitch, especially if you got girls. My sister hated my stepdad her whole life. And my stepdad is the most innocuous sort of guy in the world. Your stepdad. Unassuming guy. He was not a bad guy. Not a fun guy. He's just like, there's nothing to do with him. You know what I'm saying?
1:29:09🔗
Adam
No, he never did anything. He sat around. He's like, my stepdad's this nerdy guy who worked for Lockheed in the skunk work in the secret fabrication division over there. They couldn't talk about his work. He's like a nerdy genius kind of guy. But he was just like the world's friendliest guy. My sister always hated him and I always thought to myself, I think you hate my dad and you're just kind of imposing it on the next guy who rolls around.
1:29:40🔗
Adam
Yeah, whatever that dynamic is, but this guy didn't do anything. He's just putzing around watching TV trying to make a buck.
1:29:51🔗
Adam
And I don't think it goes on as much with guys. I think guys are a little more like dogs. It's like, screw it, someone else is here. All right. As long as they don't give me crap, I'm all right with them. But it's not the situation that makes them hate the person. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yes, because we're smarter. Sarah? Sarah? Oh, yes. She's been at home for 86 minutes. It's no fun with girls, though. They don't snore. Guys snore, and it's really funny. You love Fat Camp, don't you, Lardos? I can't hear you, son.
1:30:47🔗
Adam
Oh. Oh, well, she may be a hard stock. She's been on the hole for a while. It's ironic that someone who did some crank fell asleep. By the way, you know you're a boring host when a crank-related call comes in and the person's asleep. No higher compliment than you can pay to a radio host. And seriously, is it hot in here at this point? Yeah, it's getting hot. All right. Anderson, come on, kick the air on by the way. Say, oh, come on. Have Ann do it.
1:31:20🔗
Adam
Have Ann do it. Really, where's Ann? Ann, hit that air, would you, baby? It's hot in here. Thank you. McKenna?
1:31:33🔗
Caller
About three or four days ago, I went down on the guy for about an hour and hour and half to two hours without taking any breaks.
1:31:40🔗
Adam
Geez, my combined total for all the guys I've went down in my life probably isn't two hours. You figure five minutes times. No.
1:32:00🔗
Why?
1:32:16🔗
Adam
No, you didn't. People, first off, have difficulty estimating time, especially girls, especially 14-year-olds, especially when it comes to oral sex. It was in the entire length of a movie, including all the previews and the band that's made out of the candy at the snack stand. No way, no way. Even if it was 40, okay, but let's say it was 45 minutes.
1:32:44🔗
Nina Gordon
Well, I doubt it could be an STD. Certainly, you can get herpes, you can get gonorrhea, you can get chlamydia that way, but just the fact that you've done such an irritating activity for however long you did it.
1:32:54🔗
Caller
And what should I do? Because we don't know each other and I'm afraid to tell him that.
1:33:06🔗
Caller
No, we met for like 10 minutes and then he asked to miss, I would suck his dick then.
1:33:15🔗
Adam
This is 14. I wish I had this power. Yeah, I don't ask if someone can suck my dick and tell him like, tell us like minute number 15, 60.
1:33:28🔗
Adam
10 minutes is a little early if I just met someone. 20, that's a little long, so I like to fall somewhere in between there. I feel like there's a window.
1:33:39🔗
Adam
The BJ window when you meet somebody, it closes after about 20 minutes. I like to get in, but again, 10 minutes, the window is not quite open yet. McKenna? Okay. How old was he?
1:34:44🔗
Adam
Oh, you're saying you're not your father? You're saying you didn't put your semen into your mother and then you came out of her? Is that what you're saying?
1:35:14🔗
Adam
You're going to get into trouble. You're going to get pregnant. You're going to get a disease or worse.
1:35:21🔗
Adam
Yeah, go get tested. I rarely say this, but find Jesus Christ, would you? Or slow down.
1:36:18🔗
Adam
It's Loveline. All right, that is it. I want everyone to go out and get Nina Gordon's new CD called Tonight and the Rest of My Life. It's very good. And there's a picture of her where you can almost see part of her left nipple in the inner jacket. So everyone go out and get that. I want to thank producer Anne for doing a great job all week, and Danielle for doing a great job all week, and of course Anderson for sliding those potentiometer things. Nina, thank you.
1:36:56🔗
Adam
That seems about right. Seems like you should have been in here not a year ago, but maybe about four months ago.
1:37:10🔗
Caller
This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.