Sunday, August 6, 2000

1:14🔗 Voiceover Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Your phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 3108-544455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Alright, oh, I crossed out Kate's name here. Kate Menning and Ian Somerhalder. Did I get that right?

1:37🔗 Guest You got it.

1:38🔗 Adam Is that German?

1:39🔗 Guest You got her name. Menning.

1:41🔗 Adam Oh, you said that, right? No, I said Menning. Yeah, you know, I see the I and the N and the G and screw the order.

1:49🔗 Guest It's English.

1:50🔗 Adam Alright, alright, so, Kate Menning, and Ian Somerhalder. What is that?

2:26🔗 Drew I don't know.

2:28🔗 Adam No accident, no lane close?

2:29🔗 Drew It might be the Dodger game, I think.

2:32🔗 Adam This is heading out of Hollywood toward Dodger Stadium. All right, the point is, I got in a little bit late. So let's talk about Young Americans. By the way, Wednesday night at 9 o'clock, and Friday night at 9 o'clock, they'll repeat the same episode. You guys, Kate, you may want to lean up in the proximity of the microphone.

2:54🔗 Guest How's this for you?

2:55🔗 Adam There you go. There you go. Okay, so tell us all about the Young Americans.

3:00🔗 Guest Go ahead. Basically, it's sort of a teen drama, but it's based on a New England boarding school, a bunch of kids going to school without their parents.

3:14🔗 Guest Yeah.

3:15🔗 Guest Sort of those trials and tribulations you go through as a teenager, except...

3:20🔗 Guest Our story has more of a twist.

3:21🔗 Guest Our story has slightly more of a twist.

3:23🔗 Adam What's the twist?

3:25🔗 Guest The twist is, well, it's an all-boy school.

3:27🔗 And I go there. Right.

3:29🔗 Guest So she dresses up as a boy, and I'm friends with her, and then I get closer and closer and closer, and all of a sudden I'm in love with him.

3:38🔗 Guest And vice versa.

3:39🔗 Guest And vice versa.

3:40🔗 Drew And don't know it's a she?

3:41🔗 Guest Yeah. So I think I'm completely, utterly gay.

3:44🔗 Adam Right. But as it turns out, you just have great instincts. You're gay.

3:47🔗 Guest Yeah. I'm gay.

3:48🔗 Adam I mean, you have a great... You have that pheromone nose.

3:51🔗 Guest Yeah. It's that pheromone thing. And she kisses me several times. It really freaks me out.

3:55🔗 Drew Where do you film it?

3:56🔗 Guest We film the Baltimore.

3:57🔗 Drew Baltimore.

3:58🔗 Adam She kisses you as a guy?

3:59🔗 Guest I kiss...

4:00🔗 Guest She kisses me as a guy, yeah. And then I don't really hate it that much. And then I go one night after, it's like a prom thing, and follow her, him, into the boys' men's bathroom and kiss her, him. And she shows me her boobs and I freak out.

4:20🔗 Adam Yeah, that happened to me in high school, Drew. I know it's the same happened to you. Kate, did you get your hair cut for the role? Or were you sporting the bob already?

4:30🔗 Guest No, it was super short.

4:32🔗 Adam It was shorter than it is now?

4:34🔗 Guest Yeah. It's a lot shorter than mine.

4:35🔗 Guest It's so... It was so short.

4:37🔗 Drew Does anyone at the school know you're not male? Nope. How was that...

4:41🔗 Guest They all take... How does it take bets, though?

4:43🔗 Drew How does the audience clued in to this?

4:45🔗 Guest I love it. They love it.

4:46🔗 Drew No, but I mean, how is the audience made aware...

4:49🔗 Guest Oh, is that in my bra and panties?

4:51🔗 Guest They show us sometimes in every episode, she just likes to sit and hang out in her bra and panties.

4:57🔗 Drew Just a clue of one in.

4:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

5:00🔗 Drew Adam does that to every show.

5:01🔗 Adam Well, I'll take my bra off if it's confining.

5:05🔗 Drew Adam wears a training bra, didn't know.

5:07🔗 Adam Ricky?

5:08🔗 Yeah?

5:08🔗 Adam Well, you're 18, what's up?

5:11🔗 Caller Um, well, I haven't had sexual intercourse yet, but when I was about to, I know it's not semen, but it's the clear stuff that comes out. And it doesn't feel like a climax, but I can't get it up anymore.

5:30🔗 Adam You can't get it up anymore?

5:31🔗 Caller Yeah, it's like it won't go up.

5:34🔗 Adam Yeah, but it's leaking out when it's up, right?

5:38🔗 Caller Um, that's only when I masturbate.

5:41🔗 Drew Oh, Ricky, I'm confused. But listen, let's just say that there is, most men have a leakage before they...

5:49🔗 Adam Not me.

5:50🔗 Drew Except for Adam Corolla, who has the tightest, what are the washers?

5:55🔗 Adam Whatever gasket I get down there works like a charm.

5:57🔗 Drew And that will clear the liquid.

6:00🔗 Adam That gasket is so good, I can stand over the toilet, I can shoot a stream of semen and then a stream of urine and then back the semen and then back the urine, I can actually alternate.

6:08🔗 Drew As soon as you get a split stream with both, I want to hear about it.

6:10🔗 Adam Now, you'll know.

6:11🔗 Drew I'll tell you what, the... We'll be all over your back. The fluid that you're talking about can be very concentrated in sperm and you can get someone pregnant with that well before you ejaculate. Okay, so just, there's nothing wrong. Just hang in. But I...

6:23🔗 Adam Why do you lose his erection?

6:24🔗 Drew I don't...

6:25🔗 Adam You broke your focus. That's what happened.

6:28🔗 Caller I think I had an erection.

6:29🔗 Drew What's that?

6:30🔗 Caller I think I had an erection.

6:31🔗 Drew See, I just had this feeling when I could get in with Ricky.

6:34🔗 Adam Okay.

6:34🔗 Drew Trying to figure out...

6:35🔗 Adam Cutting our losses.

6:36🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:36🔗 Adam That's our new policy.

6:37🔗 Drew Get the info out.

6:38🔗 Adam Is it part of our new weed and seed policy?

6:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:41🔗 Adam Hey, Ricky. You had... Did you ever have an erection when you were with this woman?

6:47🔗 Drew No.

6:47🔗 Adam No, no, no.

6:47🔗 Drew I had sex.

6:48🔗 Adam I know, but he said he was about to have sex.

6:51🔗 Caller Yeah, it's like... I had an erection. It's like... We were, you know, kissing, for a play, you could call it. And... But then when it came out to it, it's like... I didn't have an erection, but the white hair stuff still came out.

7:08🔗 Adam Okay, so he had an erection at the beginning. And then he lost the erection somewhere into it. He got nervous. Because you know you're about to have sex. It's like those cartoons. You know the cartoons where the guy's, like, running off the edge of the cliff and he's running on the air and he's looking real good and he's starting to smile and look around, feeling pretty good. And then he looks down.

7:28🔗 Drew Turns into a sucker.

7:29🔗 Adam And then he... Oh, shut up, Drew. He doesn't turn into a sucker. Not while he's in the air running.

7:34🔗 Drew There is an Elmer Fudd one where he does.

7:35🔗 Adam Not while he's running, though, you idiot.

7:37🔗 Drew I see.

7:38🔗 Adam He's running. He's thinking he's doing pretty good. He's on the air. And then he looks down. And all of a sudden, he plummets to the ground. This is why I never look at my penis during sex.

7:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

7:52🔗 Adam I know. Ricky was on a roll.

7:54🔗 Drew I understand.

7:54🔗 Adam And all of a sudden, he stopped, thought, oh my god, I'm going to get laid for the first time, looked down on his penis and fell into the ravine.

8:00🔗 Drew Right.

8:01🔗 Adam Right.

8:01🔗 Drew How do you think the Teen Choice Awards went?

8:04🔗 Adam For us or for everyone else?

8:06🔗 Drew For us.

8:06🔗 Adam I give it a three.

8:08🔗 Drew On a scale of ten?

8:09🔗 Adam No, that's a scale of fifteen.

8:13🔗 Drew I think that audience was pretty stimulated by the time we got out there. While the Britney Spears and the Insanity and stuff.

8:19🔗 Adam We don't have as many fans as we thought we did. As the producers of the show thought we did. That's the way I'd like to think of it. Sarah?

8:27🔗 Guest Yeah?

8:28🔗 Adam You're nineteen.

8:29🔗 Guest Yeah. Oh boy. I kind of got myself into a mess. I had been seeing a guy on and off for about four years now. He had come back into town and just the past week we ended up sleeping together. And well, first of all, I was in so much pain. I mean, I can't even tell you the pain I was in.

8:54🔗 Drew From the act?

8:55🔗 Guest Yeah. It was awful. I mean, I was, tears were just rolling down my face. It just, it wasn't good.

9:03🔗 Adam And did he stop?

9:05🔗 Guest No. He wouldn't stop.

9:07🔗 Guest Tears of joy?

9:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:09🔗 Drew That's the best I've ever had.

9:11🔗 Guest Well, wait a minute.

9:13🔗 Adam He didn't know you were in tremendous pain?

9:15🔗 Guest Yeah, he did.

9:16🔗 Adam Why didn't he stop?

9:18🔗 Guest He's a jerk.

9:19🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Why didn't you stop him?

9:23🔗 I tried.

9:24🔗 Guest He didn't really...

9:26🔗 Adam What do you mean? How did you try?

9:30🔗 Guest I tried to push him off, but he had like my legs and he was pushing me down.

9:36🔗 Adam So do you think he raped you?

9:38🔗 Guest Well, I don't consider it rape. I don't really...

9:41🔗 Drew What was it that...

9:42🔗 Adam Because the knife was dull?

9:45🔗 Drew What was it you think that made you hurt so much?

9:48🔗 Guest I wasn't ready. I don't think I was like lubricated enough. I don't think that... Physically, because there was like no foreplay. It was like all of a sudden, there he is.

9:58🔗 Adam You say you knew this guy?

10:01🔗 Guest Yeah. We grew up together and then we were seeing each other off and on for four years.

10:07🔗 Adam Oh boy.

10:07🔗 Guest He's not a good guy.

10:09🔗 Drew Clearly.

10:09🔗 Guest All right.

10:10🔗 Drew What's the question?

10:11🔗 Guest Okay. The question is... I don't know. I used to like totally love this guy. I don't know what was obsessed with me. But I was on birth control and I hadn't taken it two days prior to when we had sex. And I still haven't taken it. And I think... I mean, I think subconsciously and partially consciously, I was hoping maybe I was pregnant. And by God, I do not know why. Because now I started freaking out because I don't want to be pregnant. You know? And I was just wondering, you know, what's the chances of me being pregnant 27 percent, 27, 28. Is that Dr. Drew?

10:57🔗 Guest No, that's Adam.

10:59🔗 Adam Who knows? Sarah, what's wrong with you?

11:02🔗 Guest I don't know.

11:03🔗 I just...

11:05🔗 Guest it's all messed up. My whole mind is all messed up.

11:08🔗 Adam Yeah, no kidding. What do you do?

11:11🔗 Guest What do I do?

11:11🔗 Drew For a living?

11:12🔗 Adam Whatever.

11:13🔗 Drew Student?

11:14🔗 Guest I work and then I go to school part time.

11:18🔗 Adam Yeah, junior college?

11:19🔗 Guest Of course. Yeah.

11:20🔗 Adam That's not school. It's a place not to go so you don't have to work so much.

11:24🔗 Drew Where do you work?

11:26🔗 Adam That's the greatest excuse for working 20 hours a week in the world. I'm going to junior. You're on year 18. You want to go full time.

11:33🔗 Drew Where do you work?

11:34🔗 Actually, I work for...

11:35🔗 Guest I don't really want to fit the name. I work for a company that is owned by the same company that you work for.

11:45🔗 Adam What company is that? Viacom.

11:48🔗 Drew Viacom.

11:49🔗 Adam We work for Viacom. Really?

11:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:52🔗 Adam All right, Sarah. Thanks for that cryptic message. I see. So you work for a subsidiary of Viacom.

11:57🔗 Drew One of the companies that...

11:58🔗 Adam Yeah. Now I know what you do.

12:01🔗 Caller Sure.

12:02🔗 Adam All right. You're in the Plastics Division? All right. Let's answer a question, Drew, because I'm really...

12:09🔗 Drew What is the question?

12:10🔗 Guest I guess I'm just so confused and I don't know what to do.

12:14🔗 Drew That's an accurate statement. You are confused.

12:17🔗 Guest Yeah.

12:17🔗 Adam Should you get a pregnancy test?

12:18🔗 Drew Sure.

12:19🔗 Adam Go ahead.

12:20🔗 Guest But I haven't, like, my period. I haven't, like, missed my period yet.

12:24🔗 Drew Well, you might as well wait two weeks after that event and go ahead and get a pregnancy test.

12:27🔗 Guest Okay.

12:28🔗 Drew There's some that may be a little more effective sooner, but two weeks is fine. And then really, if you're engaging in these very, very chaotic and even destructive relationships, maybe it's time to think about getting some help.

12:42🔗 Guest All right. That's good.

12:42🔗 Guest That's good radio when we have that.

12:44🔗 Adam When Drew has to give that good five count and then go, hmm?

12:48🔗 Drew What do you think?

12:48🔗 Adam What do you think about getting some help? Come on. Drew, what do you say we get on track?

12:57🔗 Drew Bring our guest in. Talk to our guest.

12:58🔗 Adam All right. Ian? Kate? Yeah. I know this is very disturbing. I'm actually disturbed by this as well. You know, the thing about these calls is, Drew and I don't really pay too much attention to it, to be quite honest. I mean, we hear them, but we don't really hear them. And it doesn't strike me that they're that bizarre until we have witnesses to it. That's you guys. Do you know what I'm saying? Drew, do you ever get that feeling? You know what it's like? It's like, I never think too much about, like, oh, the man show is on. I just thought of that. If I have to sit and watch that man show with somebody who's decent, you're embarrassed. All of a sudden I'm embarrassed. When I'm doing it, I never think about it. It's the same with this show. As soon as we have a couple of witnesses in the studio, I think, boy, this is humiliating. There's witnesses. Yeah.

13:46🔗 Guest I don't think it's so much humiliating.

13:48🔗 Adam Well, you understand that there's a lot of screwed up people out there.

13:51🔗 Guest Oh, I do.

13:52🔗 Adam And they're all calling this show. So, Drew, why don't you see if you can find yourself a happy call?

13:57🔗 Drew A happy call?

13:58🔗 Adam Well, something that's...

14:00🔗 Drew I don't see many happy calls up there.

14:01🔗 Adam Not destructive. All right. You want to take a quick rape call, then?

14:04🔗 Drew Sure. Let's do that.

14:06🔗 Adam By the way, the man show is on, everybody.

14:08🔗 Drew By the way, you can imagine that.

14:09🔗 Adam That's right. It's Comedy Central right now. Dawn?

14:13🔗 Drew Whatever.

14:13🔗 Adam I wonder which episode is on. Ann, turn that man show on, would you? I don't know which one is on. Dawn, what's up? You're 15.

14:21🔗 Caller I was wondering if I should tell my mom if I was raped, because I might need, like, counseling or something.

14:29🔗 Yes. Who raped you?

14:31🔗 Some guy.

14:32🔗 Caller I didn't really know him. I had met him before, but...

14:35🔗 Tell her.

14:38🔗 Caller I was, like, at a friend's house, and it's kind of weird, because, like, I was drunk, and my friend, like, took him downstairs. She's not a really good friend, I guess, now, but she told him that, like, they kind of needed to teach me a lesson about getting drunk and stuff, and so, like...

14:59🔗 Adam My friends taught me a lesson about getting drunk. They've drawn a huge penis on me when I passed out, but that's not what they did, huh?

15:06🔗 Caller Yeah, they drug me in the bathroom, and it was terrible.

15:11🔗 Drew They dragged you in there?

15:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:13🔗 Drew They didn't give you a drug?

15:14🔗 Caller Well, I can see I was really drunk, like, I could barely even walk on my own, and they picked me up and...

15:21🔗 Adam Yeah, drank.

15:21🔗 Caller Yeah, into the bathroom.

15:23🔗 Adam Well, how old was the guy?

15:25🔗 Caller Um, I have no idea. Wait, I think he was seventeen.

15:29🔗 Adam Well, you said you met him a few times, right?

15:30🔗 Caller Well, yeah, but I didn't really know him.

15:34🔗 Adam And where was your friend when he was doing this?

15:36🔗 Caller She went home.

15:37🔗 Drew Oh boy.

15:38🔗 Adam So, how about calling the cops?

15:41🔗 Caller Well, there's really nothing they can do because...

15:44🔗 Adam Sure they can.

15:46🔗 Caller It was too late after the fact.

15:48🔗 Drew When did this happen?

15:49🔗 Caller Like, two weeks ago.

15:50🔗 Drew Oh boy.

15:50🔗 Adam I think I still can ask your friend.

15:52🔗 Drew Not the first time you were raped, right?

15:54🔗 Caller Yeah, really, it is. It is. I was molested by my cousin.

15:58🔗 Drew That's what I mean. All right. Well, where is your dad?

16:04🔗 Caller Him and my mom are divorced.

16:05🔗 Drew And where is he?

16:07🔗 Caller He lives in Bakersfield.

16:09🔗 Drew He is an alcoholic?

16:11🔗 Caller He drinks. I wouldn't call him an alcoholic. He doesn't drink that much, anyways.

16:16🔗 Adam Okay, but you don't have any contact with him?

16:19🔗 Drew Yeah.

16:20🔗 Adam Oh, you don't?

16:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:21🔗 Adam Okay. Well, why don't you tell your mom and then ask your mom what you should do? Well, because I think you can still get the cops involved there.

16:29🔗 Caller It's really hard to tell my mom because we have like communication problems.

16:34🔗 Adam I know. But this is...

16:35🔗 Caller You got raped.

16:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

16:37🔗 Guest Do you have someone else to talk to?

16:39🔗 Caller Um, I have friends, but...

16:42🔗 Adam Well, not like the one who dragged you into the bathroom, though, right? What's up with her?

16:47🔗 Guest You can't tell any of your friends that you were raped? I have a conversation about it.

16:52🔗 Caller Huh?

16:53🔗 Guest Talk to your friends.

16:56🔗 Caller Um, she told me after... like, after the fact, I had told her... well, I lied to her and told her nothing happened. Your mom? No.

17:06🔗 Adam My friend.

17:08🔗 Caller And she was like, well, I don't know what to tell you because I was raped, you know, and I didn't know what to say. Yeah, I was just...

17:15🔗 Adam Alright, so she wanted everyone to be raped, I guess.

17:18🔗 Caller I guess.

17:19🔗 Adam Alright, hey, uh, Don? Listen, you gotta get your life in order here.

17:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:24🔗 Adam I mean, you're gonna have to talk to someone about this. I think you should talk to your mom or talk to some of your saner friends. Stop hanging around with people that offer you up to rape us.

17:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:34🔗 Drew And this is... a lot of this... you could conceptualize this all as the consequence of alcohol in your life right now. And if your dad is in fact an alcoholic, even though you're defending against seeing that or is not drinking excessively right now, you may still have inherited that gene, and this may be part of the mounting consequences that you will see as you grow up, if you maintain a relationship with your dad.

17:57🔗 Adam Everyone's parent is an alcoholic except for Drew's dad, right?

18:02🔗 Drew Is that true? Everyone.

18:03🔗 Adam And he would be an alcoholic, but it's too expensive, right? I mean, that stuff... That's a good bottle of Crown Royal or Cravasse A, that's going to set you back a few bucks, right Drew?

18:14🔗 Come on.

18:16🔗 Adam Drew loves it when I make cheap jokes about his dad, because it's true. Brian? Brian? Yeah. You're 16.

18:25🔗 Caller Yes.

18:25🔗 Adam What's up?

18:27🔗 Caller Saturday night, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my mom walked down, and I don't know how to confront her.

18:36🔗 Adam You want to confront your mom?

18:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:38🔗 Adam I think you already did.

18:41🔗 Caller Yeah, after the incident.

18:43🔗 Adam Yes. Have you seen her a few times since then?

18:46🔗 Caller Yeah, I just avoid her, and I just like... We don't talk at all.

18:49🔗 Adam She doesn't say anything? No.

18:51🔗 Guest Well, I think it's that big of a deal.

18:52🔗 Adam Yeah, you should be glad you dodged a bullet if she doesn't want to say anything.

18:56🔗 Drew Yeah, I was going to say I think he's making up the code.

18:59🔗 Adam Hey, Brian?

18:59🔗 Caller This is Murdoch.

19:01🔗 Adam This for what?

19:01🔗 Caller Murdoch, the guy you call Nimrod, stupid son of a bitch.

19:04🔗 Adam Hey! Which guy was that?

19:06🔗 Guest I don't know.

19:08🔗 Adam I want to talk to him a little more. You know what makes me a bad host? I want to beat up everyone who says anything about that. What's that about me on the radio? What is that impulse, Drew? Is that healthy? I don't think so. You don't? Jenny? Yeah? God, do I hate snotty teenagers. Maybe this is the wrong gig for me, but there's nothing. You know, when I'm driving down the street, and some snotty little punk face kid starts walking across the street, he's like 13 or 14, he's got a little attitude for him, and he's dragging his ass across the street like, hey, you and the BMW can wait? I don't wait, man. I swear to God, I'll take the belt right off of him with my fender. I swear to Christ. And listen, I can buy a good attorney, I'll never do a second of jail time. I come right at him.

19:58🔗 Guest People love you, don't they?

20:00🔗 Adam I can't stand snotty 14 year olds, they drive me insane. Jenny?

20:04🔗 Guest Yeah?

20:05🔗 Adam You're 13, what's up?

20:07🔗 Caller Well, what happened is that a lot of old guys in their 40s are attracted to me, and only one has really acted on it.

20:17🔗 Adam Only one 40 year old?

20:19🔗 Caller Well, he was like 50, I think.

20:21🔗 Adam You're 13?

20:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:25🔗 Guest What do you do?

20:26🔗 Guest Circumstance. You play shuffleboard.

20:28🔗 Drew Lawn mower.

20:29🔗 Guest Buddy Cassino.

20:32🔗 Drew But no males under 40 showing interest in you?

20:36🔗 Caller Well, some, I mean, I'm not really that attractive. I mean, like, I'm kind of like chunky.

20:49🔗 Adam How do you say chunky again?

20:51🔗 Caller Chunky?

20:52🔗 Chunky?

20:54🔗 Well, I like that one.

20:55🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like one of the chicks on the panel, Ricky Lake. Sheenika and Chunky.

21:02🔗 Drew Speaking of Ricky Lake, she wants to kill you today.

21:04🔗 Adam Oh, really?

21:04🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

21:05🔗 Oh, God, I love you.

21:06🔗 Adam All right, we'll talk about Ricky Lake in a second, but... Hey, Jenny?

21:10🔗 Yeah?

21:10🔗 Adam You're, you know, you may be chunky, but I'm husky. I'm husky. I'm husky.

21:15🔗 I'm not that chunky.

21:17🔗 Adam You're not that chunky?

21:18🔗 Drew Jenny, listen, the only explanation here...

21:22🔗 Adam Hold on, where are you from with the chunky?

21:25🔗 Caller Actually, I'm from near San Francisco.

21:28🔗 Caller What's with the chunky?

21:30🔗 Caller Well, I don't know, it's just a thing.

21:31🔗 Adam Hey, you know those square candy bars they used to have that were real thick?

21:35🔗 Guest Those are good.

21:36🔗 Adam Yeah, they...

21:36🔗 Drew Wrapped in foil.

21:38🔗 Adam What do they call those, Jenny?

21:41🔗 Chunky?

21:45🔗 Adam That's them. So anyway, you're only... where's your dad? That's the question.

21:52🔗 Caller Well, my dad's actually pretty cool. Like, he's around, you know. He works a lot, but he's around.

21:58🔗 Drew Was he gone for some portion of your life?

22:00🔗 Caller Well, he was kind of bitchy, like, when I was younger, because he had a really, really, really bad job.

22:07🔗 Adam How long...

22:08🔗 Drew how many years is that going for?

22:10🔗 Adam Two-ish. So Jenny, are you attracted to these guys, or are they just attracted to you?

22:17🔗 Drew No, it's lucky.

22:17🔗 It's really close. I don't like it.

22:20🔗 Adam You're saying it's okay?

22:23🔗 It's okay.

22:24🔗 Adam All right, well listen, Jenny. You need to just go out with guys your own age. Yeah, listen, you're 13. Listen, there are plenty of young guys who like a chunk of Ajax. All right? You like chunk of Ajax?

22:41🔗 Caller Not particularly.

22:42🔗 Adam Well, see, you're going to have to get into it.

22:44🔗 Caller The thing with the younger guys is that, like, I go too far with them and then it's like not good because, see, I just have to...

22:51🔗 Adam Older guys? Younger guys.

22:53🔗 Caller No, with my age, like my age, a little bit older. Like I just had a little...

22:57🔗 Adam Well, listen, a little bit older for you is like 36, 37, right?

23:01🔗 Oh, my God.

23:03🔗 Adam Boy, you're fancy, aren't you? But Jenny, listen, listen, honey, don't... You're Virgin, right?

23:10🔗 Caller Yes.

23:10🔗 Adam Hang on to that, Hymen.

23:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

23:13🔗 Adam Okay? Please, don't give up your virginity for a couple years. Hold that Hymen.

23:19🔗 Guest All right?

23:20🔗 Adam And stay away from these old guys.

23:22🔗 Guest Yeah, good idea.

23:22🔗 Adam And just lose some weight if you chuck that.

23:25🔗 Drew Jenny, there's something, I suspect, I don't want to blame you for this, but something about the way you're related to those guys, the way you choose the environment to choose to be and I agree with what you just said.

23:34🔗 Guest Okay.

23:35🔗 Adam Hey, Ann, what man show episode is on? Which one, please? The Dewey Show.

23:39🔗 Drew The good one.

23:40🔗 Caller Adam, you know what your hat says? Which one?

23:43🔗 Guest Oh, the talent?

23:44🔗 Adam Oh, is it the Juggie talent?

23:45🔗 Caller Juggie, Juggie. Yeah, Juggie, Juggie.

23:48🔗 Guest All right, we're going to take a little break.

23:49🔗 Adam We have some of the stars of Young Americans on here on the www, and we'll be back after this.

24:03🔗 Drew Hey, this is Dr. Drew.

24:04🔗 Adam And I'm Adam Corolla, and you're listening to Loveline on Lansing's 92.1, The Edge. Yeah, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. I guess tonight from Young Americans, Kate Menig and Ian Somerhalder. Hey, that's pretty good.

24:33🔗 Drew Got it.

24:34🔗 Adam Hey, Drew was just saying during the commercial, we did the Teen Choice Awards today, and Drew was saying, you're asking yourself what you're doing there. And the show started, but I was going to say the producers were asking what you were doing there.

24:48🔗 That's right.

24:50🔗 Drew That's right. Hey, but I wonder if you could have been more insulting to Ricky Lake today. First of all, we stand up and do this ourselves. No, wait, you just heard one part of it.

24:58🔗 Adam What did I say to Ricky Lake?

24:59🔗 Drew First of all, we stand up and do this ourselves. We did the show four years ago.

25:02🔗 Adam She said she did the show? No, no. No. How dare you? How dare you? She had done this show years before I had come on this show. I, like an idiot, because I've introduced myself to so many people have done this show multiple times and I'm done making an ass of myself, now when I meet people I go, good to see you again. That was fun when you did the show last time. Now here's what happened, and here's why it bit me in the ass this time, as Drew said hi to Ricky Lake backstage and she said, oh, yes, we've met, I've done the show, and I heard it in advance and I said, hey, yeah, Ricky, it's good to see you again, and she said, I did the show ten years ago before you were on it, and I was like, yeah, that's right. All right, but that wasn't my fault.

25:51🔗 Drew And then I had a little conversation with her, and then you...

25:52🔗 Adam She had a little conversation about post-partum depression.

25:57🔗 Drew That's not really what we were talking about.

25:58🔗 Adam Well, you were saying that she had a kid, and that she wasn't getting any sex. Was that what it was?

26:04🔗 Drew That's what we were talking about, yes.

26:05🔗 Adam But what... But she didn't want any sex.

26:07🔗 Drew Well, no, we were more talking about scheduling and fatigue and that kind of stuff.

26:10🔗 Adam Right.

26:11🔗 Drew And some biology.

26:12🔗 Adam So anyway, we went... The reason her conversation went through was cut short is because we had to go out on stage, and then I guess I brought it up when we were out.

26:21🔗 Drew And by the way, I have a suspicion that the person who we perceive as having died out there is not me.

26:26🔗 Adam How dare you?

26:28🔗 Drew I think the producer scratched their head about the other...

26:32🔗 Adam Well, some of my comedy didn't go over as well as it could have, but it's not...

26:36🔗 Drew You'll read on TV.

26:38🔗 Adam Oh, they'll sweeten that up. Don't worry about that. It's not geared for teens. That's why I do this show. Jamie?

26:45🔗 Hi. Hi. First of all, I just want to say I'm right there with you, introducing yourself to people multiple times. I do it all the time.

26:52🔗 Adam Good.

26:52🔗 Caller Yeah, okay, great. Thank God.

26:55🔗 Adam It's only going to get worse with age, too, believe you or me.

26:57🔗 Caller I'm going to look forward to it. My question is for Drew. My problem is that I am always dry whenever I have sex, and I've been to the doctor a million times, and first it was a yeast infection, then it was vaginosis, or I don't know the term. But I don't know what it is.

27:21🔗 Drew Is it that way every time?

27:24🔗 Caller Yes, every time.

27:25🔗 Drew Has it always been that way?

27:28🔗 Caller Since I was 17, so for about two and a half, three years.

27:33🔗 Drew Anything happen at 17?

27:35🔗 Caller No, no. I've been sexually active since I was 15.

27:39🔗 Drew Are you on the pill?

27:41🔗 Caller Yeah, but this has been a problem even before I started taking the pill.

27:47🔗 Adam How about some lubrication?

27:49🔗 Caller Oh, being gone for a bottle.

27:51🔗 Drew Yeah, that's not enough.

27:53🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

27:54🔗 Drew And that's not enough?

27:55🔗 Caller No, well, I mean, yeah, at the time, but I mean, it's just, you know...

27:59🔗 Adam Not for the next day, though, like on the ride to work.

28:01🔗 Caller Yeah, I would rather it be natural, you know.

28:07🔗 Adam Listen, I'd like the wind to dry my ass after I take a dump, but it doesn't work that way. Get my hand down there.

28:16🔗 Drew Yeah, with that being said, thanks, Adam.

28:17🔗 Adam Am I turning you on, baby?

28:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:20🔗 Adam Do you get moist now?

28:21🔗 Guest I don't think so.

28:21🔗 Adam I'll get those juices flowing.

28:23🔗 Drew What pill are you on?

28:24🔗 Caller Orthotrypsych-B.

28:26🔗 Guest That pill ruined my life.

28:28🔗 Drew Really?

28:28🔗 My ex-girlfriend got depressed.

28:30🔗 Guest So bad.

28:31🔗 Drew Yeah, they can make you depressed. They can certainly change your arousal mechanisms and how you experience things like your lubrication.

28:41🔗 Adam She went nuts on the pill? Yeah. Did she switch?

28:44🔗 Guest Was she able to switch?

28:45🔗 Guest No, I broke up with her before she got off of it.

28:47🔗 Adam That's good.

28:48🔗 Guest Excuse me. There you go.

28:49🔗 Caller Problem solved.

28:50🔗 Guest Problem solved.

28:51🔗 Adam I'm going to the college again. Now we're over. I know.

28:55🔗 Caller I forget it.

28:56🔗 Guest Too late.

28:57🔗 Adam We had a bad day. About that.

28:59🔗 Drew So the simplest way to answer...

29:02🔗 Guest What was her name?

29:03🔗 Adam Jamie.

29:04🔗 Drew Jamie's question is, A, if she actually is getting adequate sort of foreplay and is involved emotionally with her boyfriend, and is adequately aroused by the experience, she should think about changing the pills and certainly continue to use the lubricants.

29:16🔗 Adam Alright. Let me ask her real quick. Jamie?

29:19🔗 Drew Yes.

29:20🔗 Adam Are you getting a lot of foreplay?

29:22🔗 Drew Yeah.

29:22🔗 Caller Everything was perfect.

29:23🔗 Drew Okay.

29:25🔗 Adam Now listen, I can't deal with that line of hers. Fernando?

29:28🔗 Caller Hey, what's up? How's it going?

29:29🔗 Adam Hey, you're 18. What's going on, man?

29:31🔗 Caller First of all, I want to say that you're great. Adam, you have a great show.

29:34🔗 Adam Well, thank you.

29:36🔗 Caller Well, my question is, there was a recent study done, like people that are not circumcised, there's a greater risk to get like, diseases, like, benign or diseases. And I was wondering if that was true or not.

29:46🔗 Drew Where was that published?

29:47🔗 Caller Um, from Magnum, I think it was Time or something. I'm not quite sure. I don't know the week.

29:53🔗 Drew Yeah, because those kinds of data have gone around here and there, but it doesn't even sort of make intuitive sense if in that...

30:00🔗 Adam That's the way we're made?

30:01🔗 Drew The majority of the world is uncircumcised.

30:04🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

30:04🔗 Drew And if that were the case, you'd expect to see a lot... If there is some data somewhere about African and southern circumcision, I remember that looked rather convincing, but fundamentally it's not a big deal.

30:15🔗 Adam All bets are off and anything you have better sex. Well, you gotta look at it this way, everybody, with every test and everything. Uh, whatever makes sense, that's how you know. I mean, if three-quarters of the population is uncircumcised and you read an article as this people with foreskins are dropping dead, do the math. And it's, uh, I would ask you to do the same math with the second-hand smoke. It's a first-rate killer? Know anyone who's died of second-hand smoke? Ever talked to anyone who's in the hospital for second-hand smoke? Any relatives, any friends, anyone who went to school with? No, no, no? Okay. Then it's time to question the data. Heather? Hi. You're 29. Yep. What's up?

30:55🔗 Caller My only problem is that I am addicted to young Americans.

30:59🔗 Guest Really? Thank you.

31:00🔗 Adam I'm going to write you guys.

31:01🔗 Guest All right.

31:02🔗 Guest And you guys are like the best characters on there.

31:05🔗 Guest Oh, bless you. Thank you very much.

31:07🔗 Caller And I think, Kate, you're the prettiest girl out of all those little snobby ones I have on there.

31:11🔗 Guest Oh, you're awesome.

31:13🔗 Guest Ian is just hot.

31:14🔗 Guest Oh, thank you.

31:15🔗 Caller You're quite welcome.

31:17🔗 Guest Thank you for watching.

31:18🔗 Caller Even though I'm a little old to be watching.

31:19🔗 Guest Hey, you know what?

31:20🔗 Guest It doesn't matter. The more the merrier.

31:22🔗 Caller And I wanted to know if you guys are going to be on more than just the summer.

31:26🔗 Guest Well, we would like to be, so if you can, we're starting a petition with American Flag, sending them to the WB.

31:33🔗 Caller Oh, really?

31:33🔗 Guest Yeah, so please do that.

31:35🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

31:35🔗 Drew What's American Flag?

31:37🔗 Guest American Flag.

31:37🔗 Guest Yeah, we send American Flags.

31:38🔗 Guest Roswell did that with Tabasco last year, so we're doing that with American Flag.

31:41🔗 Drew And it works. Send little American Flags.

31:44🔗 Guest American Flags.

31:44🔗 Guest Anything with an American Flag on it. Button, sock, underwear.

31:47🔗 Drew Is there an address?

31:49🔗 Guest Yes, sir. Oh, okay.

31:50🔗 Guest Yeah, go... How do we do this?

31:52🔗 Guest Go to the wb.com. Okay. And go to the message boards. And I have a lot of messages posted with the addresses and everything on there. Find everything you need there.

32:02🔗 Drew The wb.com?

32:03🔗 Guest The T-H-E wb.com.

32:04🔗 Guest And send more than one, too.

32:06🔗 Caller Okay. So you guys were just only scheduled for summer?

32:08🔗 Guest Yeah.

32:08🔗 Guest For eight, yes. Eight episodes.

32:10🔗 Caller Oh, that's just annoying.

32:11🔗 Guest I know. We want to come back, so send them.

32:14🔗 Caller Okay. And then, I have...

32:17🔗 Guest More sexually confused teens.

32:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:19🔗 Guest More cross-dressing.

32:20🔗 Caller Come on.

32:20🔗 Guest We need it for the fall.

32:21🔗 Adam You can watch an episode Friday and an episode on Monday as well. Or sorry, Wednesday as well. Thank you. A little trick question there. Sleep. You're really bad.

32:30🔗 Guest But we will be moving to Mondays. August 21st.

32:33🔗 Adam That's what I wanted to say.

32:35🔗 Caller Are you still going to be repeating on Friday?

32:36🔗 Guest Yep. No, it will be Wednesday, I think. No, it will be Wednesday.

32:39🔗 Guest I have no idea.

32:40🔗 Guest I'm not sure. We'll tell you on the message boards.

32:43🔗 Caller Oh, you can just give me a call at home.

32:44🔗 Guest Sure.

32:45🔗 Guest No problem.

32:47🔗 Guest Thank you very, very much.

32:48🔗 Drew Thank you.

32:48🔗 Guest That's very sweet of you.

32:50🔗 Caller Can I ask Dr. Drew a quick question? What is, like, how can you tell if you're getting an ulcer or not?

32:58🔗 Drew Well, you can't, but if you get any burning right in the pit of your stomach, like right where the rib cage hits the abdominal cavity there.

33:05🔗 Caller Okay, because I've been getting, like, an upset stomach lately and I've been, like, vomiting a lot.

33:12🔗 Drew That needs to be looked into. Are you on any medication?

33:14🔗 Caller No, well, just thyroid medication and allergy medication.

33:17🔗 Drew Have you been taking any anti-inflammatories, anything like that? Advil, Nupor?

33:21🔗 Caller I just got a wisdom tooth extracted and I was taking Vicodin.

33:25🔗 Drew Well, Vicodin can make you vomit just by itself.

33:27🔗 Adam Not me.

33:28🔗 Drew I know.

33:29🔗 Adam I eat 10 of those washed out kids of Bacardi. Great, aren't they?

33:32🔗 Drew But Viopiates can make you vomit. It might just be that, okay?

33:36🔗 Adam I wish I wasn't such a heavyweight. I really am. I was putzing around my house. I was three in the morning. I'm putzing around. Not tired at all. I go have a couple of Tylenol PM. Ten minutes, 15 minutes, nothing. So I have a few glasses of wine. Nothing. So I start smoking some pie. And my next move is I'm going to hit myself over the head with a god damn bat. It's like it's 3.30. I walk around my house with enough junk in me. You know, there's stuff they shoot, stuff they shoot rhinos with so they can tag them. And I'm just walking around house 3.30. I should be asleep anyway. I mean, I should be sleeping at 3.30 anyway, right?

34:12🔗 Drew Right.

34:13🔗 Adam I got up early that morning. I didn't get much sleep the night before. I was thinking, I got to get something for the girl.

34:18🔗 Guest But you're a girlfriend?

34:19🔗 Drew But you're thinking about framing. Yeah, I was.

34:24🔗 Adam I'm like a 5-year-old. I got to do this. We should have gone to the bathroom together. I don't get that excited about anything, but I'm framing my garage. I'm adding a garage onto my garage, another garage, and I'm framing it. And I'm pumped. I'm pumped about framing this garage. And it's a long story. I'll save it for my shrink. But the garage is very symbolic for me because I grew up without garages and I always wanted a garage. And now I'm framing a colossal garage. And I have dreams about framing garages at night. I can't sleep. I'm too excited about getting up and framing it.

35:01🔗 Guest Melatonin.

35:02🔗 Guest Yeah, Melatonin.

35:04🔗 Adam Melatonin is...

35:05🔗 Guest Valium.

35:06🔗 Guest Tylenol PM.

35:09🔗 Adam Yeah, Melatonin would be like giving it to Keith Richards. You know what I mean?

35:16🔗 Drew The same as Tylenol PM.

35:17🔗 Guest You don't have the lines.

35:18🔗 Adam Nothing. I need something with some serious pop in it. And Drew, what do you got in your car?

35:24🔗 Drew Nothing right now.

35:25🔗 Adam Really? You don't have anything just floating around the trunk? Can I check during the break? Sure. Okay, I'm going to go after it.

35:30🔗 Drew You can have a free pee.

35:31🔗 Guest All right, we're going to take a little break.

35:32🔗 Adam Kate and Ian are both here from Young Americans, Wednesday night and Friday night, on the www.vb. Switching to Monday nights on August 21st. We'll take a little break. We'll be back after this.

35:46🔗 We'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

35:56🔗 Drew Hey, this is Dr. Drew.

35:57🔗 Adam And I'm Adam Corolla, and you're listening to Loveline on Lansing's 921 The Edge. Hey, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, Kate Manick, and Ian Somerhalder, both here, from Young Americans, Wednesday night, and repeating again on Friday night, nine o'clock on the WB, and August 21st, moving to Monday night. Alrighty. You know, it was funny. I was, I don't know why I have to voice everything on this show, but earlier I said it was on Friday, and then I said Monday, and I didn't want to say Monday. It's just I said Friday first instead of Wednesday. It's on Wednesday and Friday nights. And I said Friday.

36:46🔗 Drew Now we're all confused.

36:47🔗 Adam Here's my point. Instead of saying it was on Wednesday and Friday nights, like twenty minutes ago when I screwed it up, I said it's on Friday, and then I went, oh, and I got to say Wednesday nights, but I went to Monday because I had to skip to like the new week in my brain. So the bottom line is... I can go back. Wednesday, Friday, that's right, nine o'clock. There you have it, everyone. Mike?

37:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:12🔗 Adam You're fourteen?

37:13🔗 Caller Yep.

37:14🔗 Adam What's up?

37:16🔗 Caller I am the bottom of my...

37:17🔗 Caller I'm the head of the penis. My penis, I have like a purple circle, and I just want to know how to get rid of it.

37:26🔗 Drew Purple circle that goes all the way around the head of the penis?

37:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:30🔗 Drew Has it always been there?

37:32🔗 Adam Never since they got the new vacuum.

37:36🔗 Drew Has it always been there?

37:38🔗 Caller No.

37:39🔗 Drew When did it appear?

37:40🔗 Caller About four months ago.

37:42🔗 Drew Anything happen around that time?

37:44🔗 Adam New vacuum?

37:45🔗 Caller No.

37:47🔗 Thank you.

37:49🔗 Adam All right. And you don't think you've slept on it weird or pulled on it funny or something?

37:54🔗 Guest Have you been having sex on protected sex?

37:57🔗 Caller Just once.

37:59🔗 Adam Once?

37:59🔗 Drew You know, as you reach 14, you had sex with whom?

38:04🔗 Caller A girl.

38:05🔗 Adam Okay.

38:05🔗 Guest Well, there we go.

38:06🔗 Drew That narrows it down.

38:07🔗 Guest You got that, Adam?

38:08🔗 Adam Hold on. Girl?

38:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

38:09🔗 Adam Yep. I know who it is now.

38:12🔗 Drew But I'll tell you what. As you reach puberty sometime, this different color...

38:15🔗 Adam Lonnie O'Bronowitz? Is that her?

38:18🔗 Caller No.

38:20🔗 Drew Different colors can't appear and it doesn't necessarily... And some darkening of the skin and that kind of thing.

38:25🔗 Adam You're fine. Are you a dark skinned guy?

38:28🔗 Caller Kind of.

38:28🔗 Drew If you have any concern, just have a doctor take a look at it. It's not something they're not used to seeing. They see these things all the time.

38:35🔗 Adam But that kind of stuff shows up.

38:36🔗 Guest Don't be scared to talk to a doctor.

38:38🔗 Adam On dark skinned guys more, right?

38:40🔗 Drew Here we go.

38:40🔗 Adam No. What Mike? You know, it always makes me nervous when someone says Adam. I don't know why. It's my name on the show, but I always get nervous. What?

38:49🔗 Caller What am I supposed to do? Like walking the doctor off and say, look at this. I got a purple circle.

38:53🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Make an appointment first.

38:56🔗 Guest Just make an appointment.

38:57🔗 Drew They will come into my office and ask all kinds of funny things about their skin. And when men come in, that's the skin they're usually worried about.

39:04🔗 Guest The doctors, that's what they're supposed to do. It should be really important to get it taken care of.

39:07🔗 Yep.

39:07🔗 Adam Jennifer?

39:08🔗 Yeah.

39:09🔗 Adam You're 17. What's up?

39:11🔗 Caller Well, first of all, I just want to say that I love you both, Adam and Drew. I've been listening to the show forever. And like you guys have been sort of like a surrogate father for me.

39:19🔗 Adam Thank you.

39:20🔗 Drew Where's your father?

39:21🔗 Caller I don't know. I think he's like in West Virginia.

39:27🔗 Adam What's up?

39:28🔗 Caller Well, I'm not a very attractive person, but people are always trying to make me feel better about it, and it's kind of insulting to me, but I don't know how to get them to stop without hurting their feelings.

39:37🔗 Drew Give us an example of what happens.

39:42🔗 Caller I don't know. Usually, I really don't pay that much attention. Somehow, the subject just comes up, and I'm like, well, not everybody can be attractive, you know. I'm like, oh, no, no, no, you're pretty, blah, blah, blah. It's just really insulting, because I know I'm not.

39:57🔗 Adam Well, how do you know? Maybe they mean it.

39:59🔗 Guest Yeah, why do people say that?

40:01🔗 Caller I don't know.

40:02🔗 Adam Well, maybe they mean it. Probably not, but you never know.

40:06🔗 Caller People shouldn't have such a low self-esteem.

40:08🔗 Guest Yeah.

40:09🔗 Drew People wouldn't say people are pretty if they're not pretty. They would say, hey, you're attractive. Not repeatedly. Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

40:14🔗 Guest These are your friends who are talking to you?

40:16🔗 Drew Sometimes.

40:17🔗 Guest You should sort of trust your friends. That's what they're for.

40:20🔗 Guest What's up with you?

40:21🔗 Adam And why aren't you good looking?

40:23🔗 Drew And why don't you feel good about how you look?

40:24🔗 Adam Oh, there you go. Yeah, thanks, sir.

40:26🔗 That's better.

40:27🔗 Caller Um, I don't know. I just... I'm just not good looking. I mean, not everybody is good looking.

40:34🔗 Adam Well, you know, that's a very good point. More people ought to just come to grips with that.

40:39🔗 Drew Adam and I, for years, have had to understand that.

40:41🔗 Adam Oh, Drew, you're very good looking. And I have a sense of humor, so I'm fine. And now I'm a millionaire, literally a millionaire. So, really.

40:49🔗 Drew So everything's fine.

40:49🔗 Adam Everything's fine.

40:51🔗 Guest You're building a garage.

40:52🔗 Adam I'm building a garage. Hey, Jennifer? Yeah? Why make it an issue, though? I guess that's the question. Yeah, that's interesting. I mean, maybe there's, you know, there's people that are better looking than you, and then there's people you're better looking than. So why don't you just call the day? You know what I mean? I mean, why is it an on-going issue?

41:12🔗 Caller It just makes me really uncomfortable.

41:14🔗 Adam Yeah, but it seems like you're bringing it up and you're sort of... Well, you're the one who's talking about how you're not attractive. And when you do say you're not attractive in front of people who are decent people, they're going to say, oh, yes, you are attractive. And then you're not going to believe them.

41:31🔗 Drew But they don't even use the word attractive. They say pretty.

41:34🔗 Adam Oh, who cares, Drew? They don't even use the word attractive anyway.

41:39🔗 Drew Really?

41:40🔗 Guest Yeah, they always say you're pretty. Oh, you're so cute.

41:43🔗 Drew You're cute, but pretty, they mean pretty.

41:45🔗 Adam What do you look like, Jennifer? I'll give you a definitive answer here.

41:50🔗 Caller Uh, I don't know, sort of tall.

41:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

41:54🔗 Guest That's good.

41:56🔗 Wow.

41:57🔗 Caller I don't know. I kind of have plain features, I guess.

42:01🔗 Drew Yeah.

42:01🔗 Adam That's good. That means nothing wrong with you. So, tall, nothing wrong with you. Fine. Whatever it is, it's your self-esteem. Any guys ask you out?

42:11🔗 Caller Never.

42:11🔗 Adam Never? Never had a date?

42:13🔗 Caller Never.

42:14🔗 Guest Do you make yourself available or...?

42:16🔗 Guest If you have a really low self-esteem, people might not want to go out with you.

42:20🔗 Adam Never had one date?

42:23🔗 Caller Not really, no.

42:24🔗 Adam Never kissed a guy?

42:26🔗 Caller Yes.

42:26🔗 Adam Well, who'd you kiss?

42:28🔗 Caller Just some guy.

42:30🔗 Adam Some guy?

42:32🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

42:34🔗 Adam What base have you gotten to?

42:36🔗 Caller Well, I'm not a virgin.

42:37🔗 Guest Oh. Well, someone had sex with you.

42:39🔗 Guest So where's the problem?

42:42🔗 Adam Yeah, who had sex with you? Some guy with really low self-esteem?

42:46🔗 Caller I don't know, just some guy.

42:49🔗 Guest All right, whatever sums up with you, it doesn't feel right.

42:53🔗 Caller What?

42:53🔗 Guest It doesn't feel right.

42:54🔗 Drew This whole situation, this whole... The picture you're painting doesn't feel right. Have sex with just some guy you can't even tell us who he was. Just some guy.

43:03🔗 Guest Loaded.

43:04🔗 Adam So your dad's in West Virginia?

43:06🔗 Caller I think so.

43:07🔗 Adam And he kind of abandoned you and he's not interested in you and he doesn't care?

43:10🔗 Caller I guess.

43:11🔗 Adam So now you don't care. So your self-esteem has been damaged because your dad doesn't love you, right?

43:17🔗 Drew And it seems like part of this is some sort of distortion of how you view yourself relative to your peers. God knows these days the way the media pumps out idealized images of women. It's hard for any young woman, I think, to feel good about themselves. But you particularly are making issue with it and even in the face of reality, people that you trust in your reality are telling you otherwise, you dismiss it wholeheartedly.

43:39🔗 Adam Imagine what that does to your psyche, especially as a girl. I was just talking to a friend of mine who was on the phone with me. I was talking to a friend on the phone on the ride home from the Teen Choice Awards and he has a three-year-old daughter and he said every time he gets on the phone his daughter starts screaming daddy, daddy, daddy, you know, look at me, pay attention to me and she won't even do it until he picks up the phone or if he picks up another child or is playing with another.

44:04🔗 Drew But it's Daniel who hasn't seen his daughter for three weeks.

44:06🔗 Adam It's not Daniel, it's Chris. How dare you. The point is this, I said to him, hey, you gotta be careful with little girls. It's different than little boys and this guy is on the phone. But imagine as a little girl, your daddy just kind of goes, I'm moving to West Virginia, I'll see you whenever. I mean, forget it. Of course, you're not important to me. You're not worth it. No one should love you that much.

44:31🔗 Guest That's no reason not to love yourself though. Seriously.

44:34🔗 Adam Oh yeah, it is.

44:35🔗 Guest No, it's not. Come on.

44:37🔗 Adam But that's the way you would feel about yourself. I mean, everyone just close your eyes and picture your dad as a little girl just going, yeah, I'm moving and never calling you again.

44:45🔗 Guest You know, it sucks.

44:46🔗 Adam Yeah, it sucks, but imagine how it will happen to a lot of people.

44:48🔗 Guest You should be able to know it's an obstacle you have to overcome.

44:51🔗 Adam Yeah, and she's 17 and it's time to start working on it.

44:54🔗 Guest Just re-evaluate yourself and think about it. It will change.

44:57🔗 Adam Robert?

44:58🔗 Hi.

44:58🔗 Adam You're 14.

44:59🔗 Caller Yeah, hi. How are you guys tonight?

45:01🔗 Adam Good.

45:01🔗 Caller What's up? I have a friend who I'm mildly attracted to. I was attracted to her right up until the point that I found out that she kind of gets around.

45:10🔗 Drew What does that mean?

45:12🔗 Caller She sleeps around.

45:13🔗 Guest How much?

45:15🔗 Caller I don't know. I talk to four or five guys in about a week.

45:19🔗 Guest Is it hearsay or do you think it's true?

45:21🔗 Caller I don't know.

45:22🔗 Caller Every time I talk to her about it, I get the brush off.

45:25🔗 Caller I get the old brush off.

45:27🔗 Adam Then it's probably true. What kind of conversations do you have with her about it?

45:31🔗 Guest Sort of her prerogative, though.

45:34🔗 Caller What kind of conversations? We just kind of talk about the days just to the day's event.

45:39🔗 Guest Wait, she's a really good friend of yours.

45:43🔗 Caller I've only known her for a couple of months.

45:46🔗 Adam You're mildly attracted to her?

45:47🔗 Caller Mildly.

45:48🔗 Adam You're already building a case? Yeah. Alright, forget it. Listen. Throw it, Robert. You're not that indoor. And you're out?

45:56🔗 Guest No, you're out in the pavement.

45:58🔗 Drew It's one of those where you're super indoor and you're trying to play it down.

46:02🔗 Guest If you're super indoor, just admit it and ask her out and see how you feel about it.

46:08🔗 Adam Robert, you're indoor more than you're willing to admit, right? Yeah. Admit it, ask her out.

46:14🔗 Guest Wait a minute.

46:14🔗 Adam You know her right now? Didn't you just admit that?

46:17🔗 Guest No, yeah.

46:19🔗 Adam Robert, you're indoor. Stop compiling a dossier on her.

46:25🔗 Drew He's a rescuer and he's really into it.

46:27🔗 Adam I just shut up there, Drew, and stop projecting.

46:32🔗 Guest Billion dossier is very cathartic for you.

46:35🔗 Drew We'll talk to her again.

46:35🔗 Adam No, we won't.

46:36🔗 Guest Robert?

46:37🔗 Adam Yeah. Just ask her out. If you like her, go with what you feel, do it.

46:42🔗 Guest Go with your instinct, do it.

46:43🔗 Adam Listen, listen everyone, I'm going to give all you 14, 15, 18, everyone before 30 a lot of freedom here. You're not going to marry this person.

46:51🔗 Guest Exactly.

46:52🔗 Adam You'll be one of the guys who her next girlfriend's pissed about banging her. You understand? Just jump in, have some fun, her next boyfriend, and get out. That's right. The next guy. He's really?

47:06🔗 Guest That's what I heard.

47:07🔗 Adam The next guy I said.

47:09🔗 Guest All right. That's good. We'll be back.

47:13🔗 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:15🔗 Adam We'll be right back.

47:32🔗 Drew Hey, this is Dr. Drew.

47:33🔗 Adam And I'm Adam Corolla, and you're listening to Loveline on Lansing's 92.1, The Edge. Hey, it is Loveline and Corolla and Dr. Drew! That was some of my best timing ever. Let's end the show. We're going out on a high note.

47:58🔗 Caller Dr. Drew!

47:59🔗 Adam Yeah! Best moment of the last three years of the show, really was. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. We have from the Young Americans on the WB. By the way, it's at 9 o'clock Wednesday, Friday night, and switching to Monday on August 21st. Kate Meneg and Ian Somerhalder. Hello. They... Ian is in Kate on the show, and Kate is a boy, but not really.

48:30🔗 Caller It depends on how you look at it.

48:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

48:33🔗 Guest And that's what you're looking for.

48:34🔗 Guest Yeah, exactly.

48:36🔗 Adam Where the hell are we here, Drew? You ready to go? Shauna?

48:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:41🔗 Adam You're 16?

48:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:43🔗 Caller What's up?

48:45🔗 Caller Just one night me, my brother and my boyfriend were getting high. And before I passed out, I saw my brother and my boyfriend together. They're making out.

48:59🔗 Guest Wow.

49:00🔗 Guest Were you getting high off of?

49:05🔗 Adam Marijuana?

49:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:08🔗 Guest Okay.

49:09🔗 Adam See why you shouldn't talk through the callers?

49:12🔗 Drew You can ask one of the callers a real something. You can throw her with a question. Uh, uh, uh, what?

49:18🔗 Adam So they were what? Kissing? And then you passed out?

49:22🔗 Yes.

49:22🔗 Adam That didn't keep you awake?

49:24🔗 No.

49:25🔗 Adam You didn't say, oh my God, my boyfriend is kissing my brother. I should not go to sleep, maybe?

49:30🔗 No.

49:30🔗 Guest Did you confront them afterward?

49:32🔗 No.

49:32🔗 Caller I've kind of been avoiding them.

49:34🔗 Adam You have? Well, wait a minute.

49:36🔗 Guest How do you avoid your boyfriend and your brother?

49:38🔗 Adam Hey, Shauna.

49:38🔗 Caller What?

49:41🔗 Adam Whoa. Hey, baby. Why are you so angry?

49:44🔗 Caller Because her brother was like, I'm sorry.

49:46🔗 Adam I'd be pissed. No, no.

49:47🔗 Caller It's really hard.

49:49🔗 Adam No. What are you so angry for anyway?

49:52🔗 It's just hard.

49:53🔗 Adam It's hard, but yet you saw them making out. Where were you?

49:59🔗 I was.

50:02🔗 Adam Yeah. Sorry, baby. Listen.

50:05🔗 Caller He is qualified.

50:07🔗 Adam That's bogus. You can't even piece together your own god damn story. Where were you? And think about it for a second. You're stoned off your ass. Your brother and boyfriend are there. You're starting to pass out.

50:19🔗 Drew Not pass out. Go to sleep.

50:21🔗 Adam Yeah. Go to sleep. Yeah. You're starting to go to sleep, and you see these two making out, and you can't help. And you go, the same man has spoken. I mean, you figured you'd wake up in 20 minutes, and they're going to be blowing each other, right?

50:38🔗 Guest I was going to ask her where their hands were, but it just didn't seem like it was going to happen.

50:41🔗 Adam She's so upset. No, no, no. Screw you.

50:43🔗 Guest Drama.

50:44🔗 Adam Melissa?

50:45🔗 Guest Yeah.

50:46🔗 Adam You're 18?

50:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

50:47🔗 Adam What's up?

50:48🔗 Caller Well, I have very sporadic menstruation cycles, so I have to go to the doctor, and I think I'm going to have to take birth control pills, and I'm afraid that they'll make my breasts grow. Like, I don't want them to. Is there a...

51:02🔗 Bouncy, bouncy.

51:03🔗 Adam Really?

51:04🔗 Caller Yeah. Is there a certain kind?

51:05🔗 Adam This is my favorite part of the show. Why don't you want your breasts to grow?

51:10🔗 Caller I'm just really happy with where they are now.

51:12🔗 Adam Yeah, because they're already...

51:13🔗 Guest They're getting more sensitive.

51:15🔗 Guest What's the matter?

51:16🔗 Adam How big are they now?

51:18🔗 Caller They're actually not very big. I'm a B size.

51:23🔗 Caller Oh, this really...

51:24🔗 Adam We really turned the corner. Here, you know what I mean? I thought you were going to say she has tremendous cans already and couldn't tolerate them getting any bigger. Let them grow a little bit. To be able to drive them bigger.

51:33🔗 Caller Well, if you want to, then...

51:35🔗 Caller Yeah, I'd really... I just... I don't know why. I try to make them look smaller even. I used to have a boyfriend that would make fun of me and so... Like, I don't want them bigger.

51:45🔗 Drew To make fun of you? To make fun of you? For having breasts?

51:47🔗 But they were so small.

51:48🔗 Drew Oh, for small?

51:49🔗 Guest So why would you take the pill and make them bigger?

51:51🔗 Caller Well, I need to take the pill because to get my cycle regular, because it's very irregular.

51:57🔗 Adam Hold on one second. I've said it a thousand times. I'll say it a thousand more times before I'm off the show. We have the world's dumbest callers on the show. And the reason you can't logic with these idiots is because they're complete idiots. And they say stuff like, okay, here's how this whole question goes. I'm supposed to get on the pill to regulate my period but I'm scared my breast will grow. My small breasts. No, I'm just scared my breast will grow. Okay, so they must be big. What size are they? They're B cup. Okay, so relatively small breasts. Then, well, people made fun of me because they were small. So why don't you want to get on the pill and see if they grow? Oh, it's to regulate my period.

52:38🔗 Guest It's like, okay.

52:41🔗 Adam These kids drive me nuts. Melissa? Okay. You don't have big breasts, and people make fun of you for not having big breasts.

52:49🔗 Drew And it upsets you?

52:51🔗 Caller Well, it was one specific. It was a bad relationship.

52:53🔗 Adam Okay. So what could be bad about your breasts getting a little bit bigger?

52:58🔗 Caller I just don't want...

53:00🔗 Adam What could be bad? What could be bad?

53:04🔗 Caller I think it would make me very insecure.

53:06🔗 Drew Because somebody might...

53:07🔗 Guest You're already insecure about them.

53:08🔗 Drew Yeah, somebody might...

53:09🔗 Guest They're not going to become huge.

53:11🔗 Guest They're going to grow a little bit more.

53:12🔗 Guest Yeah, it's like a tad. It's barely anything.

53:15🔗 Guest And they're going to feel better.

53:17🔗 Adam Maybe.

53:18🔗 Caller Well, every kind of birth control will make that happen.

53:21🔗 Adam Why do you care? Why do you care so much?

53:23🔗 Guest They're different types of pills.

53:25🔗 Adam Your breasts are small and they're going to get marginally bigger, maybe. Why is that an issue?

53:33🔗 Caller I don't know. I just really do want them bigger.

53:37🔗 Adam Okay. Oh, I see. You don't want them bigger. Okay. Well, you should have come forward with that in the beginning. You can't articulate yourself any better than that. You just got to keep saying, I don't want them bigger.

53:49🔗 Guest Do you want to know what type of pill to take?

53:51🔗 Adam You can't say anything more than that, Melissa.

53:53🔗 Drew There's no reason you don't want them bigger.

53:56🔗 Caller I don't want that kind of attention. I've seen...

53:59🔗 Drew Bigger or smaller?

54:00🔗 Caller I really don't like that way.

54:01🔗 Drew So, no matter... any kind of attention directed that way, it makes you uncomfortable.

54:05🔗 Caller Right. Yeah.

54:06🔗 Adam What's up with that?

54:08🔗 Caller I sincerely think it was because of my past relationship. Like, he gave me negative attention, so I think...

54:14🔗 Drew So, he's humiliating to you, so shaming to you that now every relationship, any interaction even, could potentially trigger that same shame?

54:21🔗 Caller Right.

54:21🔗 Adam Do you wear baggy clothes and stuff, sweatpants everywhere?

54:25🔗 Caller I wear a sports bra to try, you know...

54:28🔗 That's what I do.

54:30🔗 Adam To try to make them seem smaller? All right. Hey, Melissa, do you have to be whacked out by every guy you come across and make fun of you?

54:39🔗 Yeah, I find someone nice.

54:40🔗 Adam I mean, is it completely all through your life because you were with a guy who made a joke about your small boobs? Yeah, I get it. Okay.

54:47🔗 Guest I like you for who you are.

54:48🔗 Drew They're going to put you on a monophasic pill and those are the ones that are most effective at regulating period and preventing ovarian cysts, this sort of thing, maybe helping with endometriosis. And those are the ones that do maybe increase the breast, but talk to the doctor about being on the lowest possible as you can go.

55:03🔗 Adam You can bind them, you know, you can use some tape or a stand.

55:07🔗 Drew You know, what your parents have been doing to your feet for years is to do your breast.

55:11🔗 Adam Yeah, my dad bound my penis. That's an Italian tradition. That's what happened. Yeah, I mean, I suspect. He denies it vehemently, but when I held a gun to him the other day and pulled the trigger back, he then copped to it, so I now know it's true. All right, and Melissa is kind of weird, right?

55:29🔗 Guest It's kind of weird, like, Melissa's got some weird stuff floating around.

55:34🔗 Drew A lot of shame. A lot of shame.

55:35🔗 Guest She didn't articulate.

55:36🔗 Drew But what 18-year-old does it?

55:38🔗 Guest What?

55:39🔗 Adam Yeah, true. Listen, okay.

55:41🔗 Drew I know you did. You had so much aggression and rage, you never got to the shame.

55:45🔗 Adam Shut up, Drew. You're so, oh, yeah, Drew, why are you so shameful? What the hell's up with you? You think everyone's shameful because you were filled with shame.

55:54🔗 Guest Maybe.

55:55🔗 Drew Could be, but shame, shame.

55:56🔗 Guest Thank you.

55:57🔗 Adam Alex?

55:57🔗 Caller Hello?

55:58🔗 Adam He's been 24.

55:59🔗 Drew Shame is a common, common experience for me.

56:01🔗 Guest He's a very confident man.

56:03🔗 Adam He seems confident. No, you think he's confident because you'd be confident if you were him, but he's a mess. That about sums it up, right? Alex, you're 24.

56:13🔗 Caller Hi.

56:14🔗 Adam What's up?

56:15🔗 Caller Basically, I was molested when I was a little kid and I've been to like five or six therapists since then and it doesn't work.

56:23🔗 Drew So, I just wanted to know if it's possible to get over it yourself without having to Let's just say that having gone to five or six means that you haven't given it a chance.

56:32🔗 Caller I have. I went for years. I mean, since I was 14, I've been going Years to the same person?

56:37🔗 Caller No, I went to one person for you, another person for two and they all told me the same thing and it's like what did they tell you? Just that I have to deal with my anger towards that person. I have to deal with the emotions and then they always try to blame my mother and every time I feel like I'm making progress, I'll regret and then they put me on medications which was, you know, medicine sometimes if the result of that experience was some alteration of your brain's circuitry.

57:11🔗 Caller Yeah, they told me that too.

57:13🔗 Adam Who molested you?

57:15🔗 Caller My stepbrother.

57:16🔗 Drew For a long time?

57:18🔗 Caller For three years.

57:19🔗 Wow, how old were you?

57:21🔗 Caller Seven to nine.

57:23🔗 Drew Yeah, that'll change your brain a little bit.

57:24🔗 Adam Where is he now?

57:26🔗 Caller He's married, he lives in California.

57:30🔗 Drew Actually, a lead article in JAMA this week talked about a certain hormone in the brain that gets sort of altered by these sorts of traumas and leaves people at risk for various kinds of psychiatric disturbances.

57:42🔗 Adam All right, so Alex, I don't think you have much choice here. You really don't. I mean, you got to find a therapist you like and work with them. Let's listen. Okay, good. Let's open this up.

57:54🔗 Drew Let's talk about this. Are there creative solutions if somebody has tried therapy and let's say they get on medicine and get the most they can out of that, whatever those alterations are. Are there not, and through history, haven't humans found solutions to these sorts of things? Now, in the old days, they'd wage war.

58:10🔗 Guest Right. You have to want to...

58:13🔗 Drew You have to want to get better, but there are creative solutions. I mean, there are solutions. There are actions you can take to make yourself feel better and to feel more in control of your affect. I think it's different for every person.

58:22🔗 Adam Can you add a garage on?

58:24🔗 Drew Adam, the framing.

58:26🔗 Guest Can you do it personally?

58:29🔗 Caller That's basically my question. I mean, I read a lot of books, and I don't want to put on any more medicine because it's not real. It's not how I really feel.

58:37🔗 Oh, yes, medicine.

58:38🔗 Guest So you have to really start working toward your goal.

58:42🔗 Adam Hey, Alex?

58:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:45🔗 Adam Here's a good question or a good point. See, this is going to affect you, let's say, in relationships, right?

58:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:53🔗 Adam So you remain sort of cognitive of it, right?

58:57🔗 Caller Right.

58:58🔗 Adam So here's a good way to work on yourself. You understand you have certain tendencies in a relationship.

59:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:02🔗 Adam And certain men you're with, and there's going to be certain intimate moments or something where they're going to bring up feelings. So when those feelings are brought up, how about you recognize those feelings are being brought up and deal with them instead of sort of react on them?

59:17🔗 Drew Or do you dissociate automatically?

59:19🔗 Caller Well, I've never had consensual effects.

59:22🔗 Drew Okay. So you keep getting in the sort of forces?

59:24🔗 Caller I can't. Every time I've tried, I can't. And they end up feeling weird and then...

59:29🔗 Adam Right. Okay. Here's another one then. You can do stuff like just go on long walks. You know, go on like an hour long walk every day through...

59:40🔗 Guest We tried meditation...

59:40🔗 Adam .through the woods or meditate or something. That kind of...

59:43🔗 Guest Yeah, meditate is a really great...

59:44🔗 Drew Or find creative kinds of outlets for yourself.

59:47🔗 Guest Right. Get a journal and write every night.

59:49🔗 Drew Or read these more formally. Are you an artist? Are you a... What do you... The only thing I would caution against is becoming quixotic in terms of... I know you're going to...

59:58🔗 Adam Starting a band?

1:00:00🔗 Drew No. I mean, don't always be jousting with windmills. In other words, don't pick creative solutions where you're building cases against the man or the world or everything's bad out there. Don't always be fighting with, you know, imaginary demons out there.

1:00:15🔗 Adam We don't want to see you protesting at the Democratic Convention.

1:00:19🔗 Drew We don't want to see you there. We would have to see you do a creative positive kind of thing.

1:00:23🔗 Adam Yeah, it's so funny. You know, whenever I see people protesting anything, even worthy causes now, I always just think, something's up with that person. I don't even think about the cause anymore. First of all, the first thing I think is...

1:00:36🔗 Guest Your job.

1:00:37🔗 Adam First thing I think is, A, it's Wednesday, it's noon, you've handcuffed yourself to a bulldozer. Why don't you work? A number one is, A, asshole, get to work.

1:00:47🔗 Guest They took off.

1:00:48🔗 Adam And number two is... Issues. How are you... Wait a minute. Now, you know, I watch the news. I don't read, I believe it poisons my mind, but I do watch the news. And what are you talking about, you know, the Democratic or the Republican Party is poisoning the world or whatever it is? I mean, what do you know that we don't know? Like, remember when these guys were in Seattle at the Financers, the World Finance Association or whatever? What are they doing? You know what I mean? I mean, didn't these people drive a car to get to the gig? And aren't they wearing a pair of Nikes? And you know what I mean? When they fly, they fly in a Boeing or they build their own jet out of tree bark. I mean, who exactly is the man? And I remember we had this, we just keep going on tangency, but we had this band, Chumbawamba, out there.

1:01:40🔗 Caller Chumbawamba, yeah.

1:01:41🔗 Adam Thank God they faded into nothing. Awful, awful man. Because they're in here talking about, they're in here talking about anarchy, about how the records should be free, and everyone should just take it, everyone should take everything, and we should all, there should be no garbage men, and there should be no cops, and there should be no presidents, and there should be no pilots, we should all just take turns doing everything.

1:02:04🔗 Drew There should be policemen if they want to be. Remember that?

1:02:06🔗 Adam Right.

1:02:07🔗 But what will we do?

1:02:08🔗 Drew Tell me today, be a policeman.

1:02:09🔗 Adam Well, that's what I told. That's like, listen, you idiots, everyone should just take what they want, and how would you guys get money for your records, and how would you fly over here from England? And just whoever wants to fly the plane, flies the plane?

1:02:22🔗 Drew Yeah, that's what they were like, yes, people would want to fly the plane.

1:02:24🔗 Yeah.

1:02:25🔗 Adam Like, it's just sort of a, it's really sort of BS fantasy utopia. Alright, so whatever, whatever last caller you need to do, she needs to go for a walk, right? But don't chain yourself to a bulldozer while you're walking. That's what we're saying. Robert?

1:02:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:39🔗 Adam You're 22. What's up?

1:02:43🔗 Caller Well, I got a couple questions for Drew, mainly. Yeah. One is, over at least the last five years, I've been using ecstasy, heroin, and cocaine. And I had some questions about the long-term effects on them.

1:03:00🔗 Adam Well, thank God, you haven't gotten into the hard drugs.

1:03:02🔗 Drew Are you, are you off them now?

1:03:05🔗 Caller No.

1:03:06🔗 Drew Well, so it really doesn't matter, does it? What matters is how you get your addiction treated. And whatever the long-term effects are going to be, they're going to be.

1:03:15🔗 Adam Well, when you say that heroin would be the number one thing to be addicted to?

1:03:18🔗 Drew Heroin causes, yeah, indeed, if you are using two or three dugs, the drug that causes the most intense addictive disease is the disease natural history that you're going to follow. That is to say, you're going to be a heroin addict. That's what's going to go on with your life.

1:03:32🔗 Adam Ironically, that one's not so bad for you.

1:03:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:03:36🔗 Caller I've already kicked that addiction once, and it's only a very infrequent thing in my life at the moment.

1:03:44🔗 Drew Interestingly, Freud thought he'd found a discovery. He discovered a treatment for heroin addiction, too, cocaine. Indeed, you can cross over to cocaine from heroin and back and forth. You can use pot, too, sometimes, and alcohol, too, sometimes. That's all the same addictive course. Heroin again is going to be your primary natural history. My biggest thing is, because I've been using one thing or another since I was 13 years old, the problem is that because heroin addiction is going to be the primary issue here, the most significant outcome of your whole circumstance is death. So long-term issues are not relevant until you get your addiction treated.

1:04:26🔗 Caller Okay. The other thing is, the only reason why cocaine and heroin have come back up in my life is because of my living situation.

1:04:35🔗 Drew They will always come back up. This is every addict I've ever dealt with.

1:04:39🔗 Adam He moved to Peru.

1:04:40🔗 Drew Every addict I've ever dealt with has got a period of time where he can control it and get off it and on it and off it and each time. It's a progressive disease. So each time it gets more intense and worse and more difficult to get off.

1:04:49🔗 Adam Why are you working for Manuel Escobar? What tells the guy's Pablo?

1:04:56🔗 Caller Doesn't it inhibit the productivity of your life?

1:05:02🔗 Drew Well, yeah, since he was 13.

1:05:04🔗 Adam Where are you living now that the drugs will come back?

1:05:08🔗 Caller I had a bad ending to a relationship and I had to get out of where I was at and a friend helped me out and well, just it's around my house a lot.

1:05:20🔗 Adam Okay, all right, well get out of there.

1:05:22🔗 Caller Well I'm working on that at the moment.

1:05:24🔗 Adam Good.

1:05:25🔗 Caller I work at a gas station, don't make a whole lot of money.

1:05:28🔗 Adam You don't work in California, though, do you?

1:05:30🔗 Guest Don't spend your money on drugs.

1:05:32🔗 Drew It doesn't moving, all those things do not stop addiction.

1:05:35🔗 Adam Hey, Robert, you're not working in Southern California, are you?

1:05:38🔗 Caller No.

1:05:39🔗 Adam Yeah, okay, I knew it. Nobody works in a gas station in Southern California who speaks one lick of English or cordial.

1:05:48🔗 Caller It's like New York.

1:05:49🔗 Adam They're mean, they are mean, mean, steely-eyed foreigners who yell at you through that speaker. It always cracks me up, yeah. All right, here we go. Thomas?

1:06:04🔗 Yeah.

1:06:04🔗 Adam You're 22?

1:06:05🔗 Caller Yeah, I am.

1:06:06🔗 Adam What's up?

1:06:07🔗 Caller I have a little issue. I always need sex. It seems like I always need sex. My wife puts out and stuff, but the problem is, I don't know, I'm not sure if I get it enough or like, because we have like every other day, right?

1:06:21🔗 Adam Every other day?

1:06:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:22🔗 Adam That's not bad.

1:06:23🔗 Drew That's above the national average.

1:06:24🔗 Adam How long have you been married?

1:06:25🔗 Guest You're a lucky man.

1:06:26🔗 Caller Well, I've been with her for like seven years.

1:06:28🔗 Adam Wow, you're even luckier.

1:06:29🔗 Drew Since you were 15? And how old was she at that time?

1:06:34🔗 Caller But no, we've only been married for a year. We just had a kid and stuff. I still have great desires to get it more often, more frequently. Are you not sure if I have the problem or is this just...

1:06:42🔗 Drew Well, let's already say you're already above average. Are you a sexual compulsive, do you think?

1:06:49🔗 Caller I don't know. You're a doctor. You can define that better than I can.

1:06:51🔗 Drew Well, the way it's defined is by its consequences more than anything. In other words, is it so intense that you do it no matter what happens to you? No, it's not. Do you spend money on sex lines? No, no, no. Do you have a relationship that is destabilized by... And it's really the fundamental question, the most common reason people become sexual compulsive is they were sexually abused in childhood. Uh-huh. Anything like that in your history?

1:07:17🔗 Caller This is in the case now.

1:07:18🔗 Drew Is, is or is not.

1:07:20🔗 Caller No, no.

1:07:20🔗 Adam Is not.

1:07:21🔗 Drew Okay, so you just have a lot of energy.

1:07:23🔗 Adam Do you masturbate a lot?

1:07:24🔗 Caller Yes, I do quite frequently. I do it too often.

1:07:27🔗 Guest Don't take it out on the boys.

1:07:28🔗 Caller But you know, I got a really strong right arm. And that looks kind of funny as well.

1:07:32🔗 Drew What does too often mean?

1:07:34🔗 Caller As far as masturbation?

1:07:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:37🔗 Caller I don't know, daily or something.

1:07:38🔗 Drew It's fine. No, you're fine. You're fine. You're fine too, Thomas.

1:07:42🔗 Adam I gotta tell you, part of me trying to get to bed last night or three in the morning involved with a little deuce job.

1:07:49🔗 Guest Six releases.

1:07:50🔗 Adam No, but...

1:07:51🔗 Guest That's not healthy, is it?

1:07:53🔗 Adam Too much.

1:07:54🔗 Drew She is always...

1:07:55🔗 Guest She is too much.

1:07:56🔗 Drew She is all over the house.

1:07:57🔗 Guest She is too much unhealthy. Are there physical effects to that?

1:08:00🔗 Drew We are doing a continuous running experiment with the Corolla household right now.

1:08:07🔗 Adam There's a couple of Asian scientists who are trapped in the mind.

1:08:09🔗 Guest There's a live internet feed.

1:08:11🔗 Adam Oh, man. Yeah. That third one of the day is a little rough when you got a couple of time all PMs and a half bottle of red wine in you.

1:08:20🔗 Guest But it's like, don't worry.

1:08:22🔗 Adam I powered through it. But, you know, your penis is like, no, no, no. Your hand is like, oh, yes. Oh, yes. You may be like, no. No, I've had enough. Your hand is like, yeah, we're going. Game on. Your penis is like, all right, hey, do what you want, but I'm not participating. Your hand is like, oh, yes, you will. Come on.

1:08:39🔗 Guest The aesthetics of talking to your penis.

1:08:41🔗 Adam Yeah. And then your brain is like, I don't know, kind of half-on. And it's like, so your hand is like, hey, brain, talk to the penis. Let's get going here. And the brain's like, I don't know, I kind of agree with the penis. And then the hand, then I do is I punch myself in the head. Yeah. And that's a smart now, are you?

1:08:57🔗 Guest Is that normal?

1:08:58🔗 Adam Yeah, I think it is.

1:08:59🔗 Drew We can't talk in front of him. Hey, we got to go to break.

1:09:02🔗 Adam Oh, we do? All right. Why don't we come back and speak to Anthony, who's 17. He's having sex with his cousin, and now she thinks she's pregnant.

1:09:11🔗 Guest That's intense.

1:09:12🔗 Adam Whoa.

1:09:13🔗 Caller That's cool.

1:09:14🔗 Guest Do you live in Virginia?

1:09:15🔗 Guest That's a soap opera.

1:09:16🔗 Adam Anthony?

1:09:17🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:09:17🔗 Guest Where do you live?

1:09:18🔗 Caller I'm in Long Beach, California. All right.

1:09:20🔗 Adam You see?

1:09:21🔗 Caller See?

1:09:22🔗 Adam Do not try to pigeonhole our calls. They're screwed up people all over the map. That's right. We'll take a little break. We'll be back with Anthony after this.

1:09:32🔗 Drew Hello? Hey, this is Dr. Drew.

1:09:45🔗 Adam And I'm Adam Parola, and you're listening to Love Line on Lansing's 92-1, The Edge. Yep, it is Love Line, I'm Adam Parola. He is Dr. Drew. Over there, we have Kate Manning and Ian Somerhalder, both from Young Americans on the WB, Wednesday night and Friday night at nine o'clock. And August 1st, switching to Monday night, nine o'clock. And if you'd like to join the Letter Writing Campaign, you can write something on an American flag or at least something that will resemble an American flag.

1:10:26🔗 Guest An American flag.

1:10:27🔗 Adam No, go ahead.

1:10:30🔗 Guest Yeah, please, send some flags. Send something American to Jamie Kellner at the WB. Four thousand Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, nine one five two two.

1:10:43🔗 Adam And what about Internet stuff?

1:10:44🔗 Guest Internet all the time.

1:10:47🔗 Adam Yeah, it seems a hell of a lot easier to launch one of these campaigns electronically.

1:10:51🔗 Guest That's what we're doing. If you have a pen, people write this down, please email Jamie Kellner at, he's the head of the WB, at Jamie, J-A-M, J-A-M-I-E dot Kellner, K-E-L-L-N-E-R at talk dot the wb.com.

1:11:10🔗 Adam I had a...

1:11:11🔗 Guest Very nicely done.

1:11:12🔗 Adam The guy drove my limo. I invited him up to my house because I told him...

1:11:17🔗 Guest For some peaches?

1:11:17🔗 Adam Well, he was a nice guy. I didn't bring my wallet, so I want to give him a tip. And did you tip your guy, Drew?

1:11:23🔗 Drew I did.

1:11:24🔗 Adam Okay. My guy was real good. My guy was like, hello, Ms. Farrell, let me get the door for you. So I thought, I better give a guy a tip. So we pulled up in front of my house in the limo and my wallet was up in the house. So I said, well, let me go up and get the tip and I'll bring it down. And then I thought... You forgot. No, I thought, well, screw that, you come up with me because I don't have to come back down then. No, I'm giving you the tip. Why should I help you? I got a lot of stairs to get to my house. Is he a rapist? He... I don't look at myself as being a rape, but yes, in the eyes of the law and God, yes, I was raped. No, he was saying, all right, and he did some... He was a driver. He said, look, you know, you ought to... I'll send you an email, blah, blah, blah. And I said, I don't have an email and address. And he goes, oh, I'll get you all set up. I'll help you do it. And I said, no. I said, you don't understand. I'm avoiding this. And he was like, oh, but it's so easy. And I said, no, no.

1:12:16🔗 Guest I gave him the money to believe.

1:12:18🔗 Adam That was it. The honeymoon was over. Anthony? Yeah. You're 17? What's up?

1:12:24🔗 Caller Well, um...

1:12:25🔗 Adam Oh, you're having sex with your cousin.

1:12:27🔗 Caller Wow.

1:12:28🔗 Adam Here we go.

1:12:28🔗 Caller It's not my biological cousin. It's my uncle's stepdaughter.

1:12:33🔗 Caller Well, there we go.

1:12:36🔗 Adam Well, that's fine.

1:12:37🔗 Caller Anyway, back on May 6th... Moral issue.

1:12:41🔗 Adam Listen, it's not a biological thing.

1:12:44🔗 Caller Back on what?

1:12:46🔗 Drew Back on May 6th?

1:12:47🔗 Caller Yeah. And we were at a concert, right?

1:12:51🔗 Guest Which concert?

1:12:52🔗 Caller It was a benefit from social distortion because Dennis Dinell died. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I was at Irvine Meadows. I didn't know about that.

1:13:00🔗 Caller Out here in California.

1:13:03🔗 Caller Anyway, we were...

1:13:03🔗 Drew What happened to him, by the way? Huh? What happened?

1:13:06🔗 Caller Well, we were drunk and like stoned off our ass.

1:13:09🔗 Adam That's not true.

1:13:10🔗 Drew Huh?

1:13:11🔗 Adam Drew was trying to ask what... Okay.

1:13:13🔗 Caller And at first, though, it was just like there was a lot of oral sex, but now it's just like...

1:13:19🔗 Adam Okay. So what's... You think she's pregnant?

1:13:22🔗 Caller Well, it's just like this, okay? She's kind of a ho, you know? And like she doesn't know if...

1:13:28🔗 Adam All right.

1:13:30🔗 Drew All right. He's just a matter of speaking.

1:13:32🔗 Adam I know, but I'm keep trying to ask him.

1:13:34🔗 Drew Are you just pregnant?

1:13:35🔗 Guest He's telling you.

1:13:37🔗 Caller It's like, she didn't know who the father is, but there's like a big, big chance it could be mine.

1:13:43🔗 Guest So she is pregnant for sure?

1:13:44🔗 Caller She's pregnant for sure, yes.

1:13:45🔗 Drew But she's sounded like a cat.

1:13:49🔗 Guest Yeah. You know what? That's just going to drag you in and not make you happy.

1:13:53🔗 Caller There's like a really big chance it could be mine.

1:13:55🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:13:55🔗 Adam Why weren't you using protection?

1:13:58🔗 Caller I did a few times, but...

1:13:59🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

1:13:59🔗 Guest Then he got lazy.

1:14:01🔗 Adam Two out of the 64 times you nailed it.

1:14:03🔗 Caller You know, it doesn't matter, all family.

1:14:05🔗 Caller Yeah. I think after that I just kind of got lazy.

1:14:07🔗 Adam How far along is she?

1:14:09🔗 Caller I think she's about a month or two months or nothing.

1:14:13🔗 Adam How about maybe she has an abortion?

1:14:16🔗 Caller Well, I guess that is a possibility.

1:14:18🔗 Drew How about adoption for the child?

1:14:19🔗 Caller But the thing is, she doesn't believe in abortion.

1:14:21🔗 Drew How about adoption?

1:14:23🔗 Caller Maybe that too, but I'm just going to have a hard time. The main question is, I'm going to...

1:14:27🔗 Drew Hey, wait a minute, Anthony. You're 17. How about doing what's right for the kid? Having a hard time giving a child up for adoption.

1:14:32🔗 Adam Oh, you don't even care. You don't even know if it's yours, you idiot. Why don't you go talk to her? Why don't you talk to her? Figure out what's going on.

1:14:39🔗 Caller It's not so much her, it's my uncle, because me and my uncle are really close.

1:14:42🔗 Drew Yeah, well, help get this child a start in life with parents who are really ready to raise a child.

1:14:48🔗 Caller I know. That's true.

1:14:49🔗 Adam Yeah, hey, Anthony, here's the deal, and here's a message I'd like more young men to understand. There's a kid out there. I know you and your uncle are pretty tight, and you guys like to go out fishing and stuff like that, and you don't give a rat's ass about her, and she's some ho, and who knows. But there's a kid, you understand? A kid is not going to have a dad, or if he does have a dad, he's going to be 17, and have his learner's permit, and not have a job, and not be prepared to take care of him.

1:15:17🔗 Drew And how about the mom?

1:15:18🔗 Adam We're talking about the kid here, all right? So because you're having sex, and you're acting like an adult, now you may have to shoulder some of the responsibilities of being an adult. You can't just sort of lay back and think about Anthony, or think about your uncle. You got to talk to her, you got to find out what's going on, what her plans are, and do what's best for this kid.

1:15:40🔗 Drew Best for the kid.

1:15:41🔗 Adam Such as abortion. That's what's best for the kid.

1:15:45🔗 Guest Adoption. Without a father.

1:15:47🔗 Adam Did I say abortion? Yeah. All right, Anthony?

1:15:50🔗 Caller Yeah, but the thing is, she only comes on to me when she wants to.

1:15:54🔗 Adam Okay. I'm glad he got that message. Listen, you want to know why this country is heading the direction it's going? It's like, Anthony's daddy, everybody! I gave Anthony a big, long-winded speech about dad and responsibility and being a man, and he's like, She only comes on to me when she wants to. To get the point. Listen, okay, here's the deal, everybody. I wish someone would have this conversation with my parents, by the way, who I don't actually technically consider parents. Here's the deal. If you're going to... Here's... Drew? I'm listening. What? Ian?

1:16:29🔗 Caller Kate?

1:16:30🔗 Adam Everyone listen to me.

1:16:31🔗 Guest Right here.

1:16:32🔗 Adam If you really think about it, what makes a parent a parent or what makes a good parent a parent? It is sort of giving yourself up for somebody else.

1:16:40🔗 Guest You're hopefully...

1:16:41🔗 Guest Unselfishness.

1:16:42🔗 Adam I mean, if you're a parent who steps in front of a speeding train and throws your kid off the tracks, you're the world's greatest parent.

1:16:50🔗 Guest You did your job.

1:16:51🔗 Adam And if you're a parent who stays up late working on homework with your kid when you got to get up real early and work the swing shift or the graveyard or whatever, that's good parenting. But if you're sitting watching TV getting drunk while your kid's in the alley playing with firecrackers, you're a bad parent. So it's like the more energy, the more focus, the more time, the more giving, the more selflessness that's involved with this, the better the parent you are. And the thing about- But these kids- Let Anthony, now where does Anthony rate on that scale?

1:17:21🔗 Guest Negative.

1:17:21🔗 Adam You think he's the guy who jumps in front of the train or is he the guy who gets loaded watching wrestling?

1:17:26🔗 Guest He's going to be the guy sitting there going, well, she only comes on to me when she wants to.

1:17:30🔗 Adam Well, it's all about Anthony. And that's fine. Because when you're 17, that's how it goes. It's all about you. I mean, especially for guys. I mean, you don't have it in your biology at 17, 18. You don't have it at 23, 24.

1:17:43🔗 Guest You don't care about anything.

1:17:44🔗 Adam To be giving and nurturing.

1:17:45🔗 Guest No, the 20s are even worse because that's when your life starts.

1:17:47🔗 Adam You're in your own ass. It's like whatever works. Whoever I can have the most sex with, however I can make the most money, whatever works best for me. That's what happens. And then somewhere in your early 30s, you realize you're going to die.

1:18:01🔗 Guest And sooner than later.

1:18:03🔗 Adam You gotta sire a few niblets before you plant yourself. And that's when that biology starts kicking in. But at 17, it ain't there. And if we're going to let a bunch of 17, 18-year-old guys knock up women, we're in bad shape in this country. And those crazy broads, what the hell is that? That councilwoman's name? Did you know what the hell I was talking to her about? Maxine Waters. What is she, the Democratic whip or something? What is Maxine Waters?

1:18:31🔗 Drew She has a higher position.

1:18:33🔗 Adam What is she?

1:18:33🔗 Drew I don't know what her title is.

1:18:35🔗 Adam She's a congresswoman. Maxine Waters, she represents California. I was talking to her about the morning after pills. She never heard of it. And no idea what I was talking about. That's doing your job, honey.

1:18:45🔗 Guest Use protection.

1:18:46🔗 Adam Her constituency most of all should know about this. All of your voters could benefit from this, Maxine. Kelsey?

1:18:55🔗 Caller Hi.

1:18:55🔗 Adam You're 17.

1:18:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:57🔗 Adam What's up?

1:18:58🔗 Caller Well, I was raped by my step-father and I think I might be pregnant, but I don't know how to tell my mom.

1:19:08🔗 Drew How about just going right to Child Protective Services or the police?

1:19:11🔗 Adam Are they still married?

1:19:12🔗 Guest Immediately. Are they still together?

1:19:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:15🔗 Drew Yeah. That's really what you should do. If you can't, if you're afraid to tell your mom, get to the social services where somebody can intervene on your behalf.

1:19:21🔗 Caller Yeah, but she really likes him a lot.

1:19:24🔗 Guest It doesn't matter.

1:19:25🔗 Adam You're kidding me. Well, wait a minute. Here I am. He's a decent guy?

1:19:28🔗 Caller Well, like not to me, but to my mommy is.

1:19:31🔗 Adam I see.

1:19:32🔗 Guest He's a decent guy to her mom. He raped her daughter.

1:19:35🔗 Adam Let's not get marred in the details here. Kelsey?

1:19:38🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:19:39🔗 Adam This is your mom's Prince Charming?

1:19:42🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, I guess.

1:19:43🔗 Adam Yeah. But you got to figure, you know, if he's raping her daughter, he can't be that great a guy, right?

1:19:50🔗 Caller Well, they've only been together for like a month.

1:19:52🔗 Drew Or that she's going to see that you continue to feel so wonderful about him if she finds this out.

1:19:58🔗 Guest Yeah, which is fine.

1:20:00🔗 Drew She shouldn't feel so wonderful about him.

1:20:02🔗 Adam Where's the original dad?

1:20:03🔗 Caller Well, he killed himself when I was like two.

1:20:10🔗 Adam And was he in the drugs or booze or something?

1:20:14🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:20:16🔗 Caller Really didn't tell me a lot about him.

1:20:17🔗 Adam And how long ago did this happen with the stepdad?

1:20:21🔗 Caller About four weeks ago.

1:20:23🔗 Adam And what happened? You said they were only going out a month.

1:20:26🔗 Caller Yeah, I know.

1:20:26🔗 Adam First day?

1:20:28🔗 Caller Yeah, like I was at home. I was home and he... I don't know what...

1:20:34🔗 Drew Is this the first time you were raped?

1:20:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:37🔗 Adam Huh?

1:20:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:38🔗 Adam Yeah? Wait a minute. Your mom's been going out with the guy for a month?

1:20:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:43🔗 Adam And he did this a month ago?

1:20:45🔗 Caller Yeah, like the first time I met him. Wow.

1:20:48🔗 Guest So he was her stepfather.

1:20:49🔗 Adam Yeah, wait a minute. Hold on, we have to convene here.

1:20:54🔗 Drew Is that her stepfather?

1:20:55🔗 Adam First she said it was her stepfather. Then she said it was her mom's boyfriend. Then she said it happened a month ago. Then she said they were going out for a month. Now she's saying it's the first time they met. It could all still be true except for the stepfather part. That's, she screwed that part up. But the first time he met her, he raped her. He'd been going out with her mom for like two days and raped her daughter.

1:21:17🔗 Caller Stepfather.

1:21:18🔗 Adam Yeah, but it's not the stepfather. Kelsey?

1:21:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:21🔗 Adam So is it your stepdad?

1:21:23🔗 Caller Well, like, he wants me to call him stepdad. Wants me to call him father.

1:21:27🔗 Adam He wants you to call him father? He's been going out with your mom for a month?

1:21:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:32🔗 Adam Four weeks.

1:21:33🔗 Caller Mm-hmm, because he, like, wants to marry her and everything.

1:21:36🔗 Adam Four weeks, and the first time he met you, when she came, when he came home with her, he raped you.

1:21:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:43🔗 Adam And where was your mom?

1:21:45🔗 Caller She was at work.

1:21:47🔗 Caller Oh, my God.

1:21:48🔗 Adam Where did he, where did she meet him?

1:21:51🔗 Caller I don't know, probably, like, a bar or something.

1:21:54🔗 Adam Yeah. And she, he, this guy was, like, moving in or sleeping over immediately after he met your mom?

1:22:00🔗 Caller Well, like, he, like, spent the night that night.

1:22:03🔗 Adam Okay. And, uh, so your mom's kind of messed up, right?

1:22:07🔗 Caller Yeah, well.

1:22:08🔗 Adam She's paid to work? Big time. Yeah. All right.

1:22:11🔗 Drew I'm going to give you her phone number, ready?

1:22:12🔗 Adam You got it, you got a pen and pencil?

1:22:14🔗 Caller Yeah, one second.

1:22:21🔗 Adam She keeps it in a trunk. By the way, it's a number two pencil. In a seaman's trunk. In a foot locker.

1:22:29🔗 Drew Both these numbers are 800 numbers, okay? Five four zero, four thousand, and four two two, four four, five three. Those are numbers you can call right now.

1:22:46🔗 Adam What are those numbers?

1:22:47🔗 Drew Those are child abuse hotlines basically.

1:22:50🔗 Caller What should I say?

1:22:51🔗 Drew Just tell them what you told us and they can give you resources in your area and refer you to where you need to go. Definitely, definitely you need to...

1:22:59🔗 Adam How about calling... what about the cops too?

1:23:01🔗 Drew Well, but let's start at this resource line. They will be confidential. They won't force anything on you. Just like calling us, okay?

1:23:09🔗 Adam Hey Kelsey, what did he do? Did he threaten you?

1:23:13🔗 Caller Well, yeah, he said if I told my mom he would leave her.

1:23:19🔗 Drew Yeah, thank God. How pathetic is your mom that you would want her to stay with this guy?

1:23:24🔗 Caller Well, she's had like a lot of boyfriends and I think she really likes him.

1:23:30🔗 Drew Yeah, but she doesn't know what he's all about.

1:23:32🔗 Adam Yeah, but what if she was dating Satan? Would you want them to be together?

1:23:38🔗 Caller Oh, no.

1:23:39🔗 Drew Okay, okay. This is what she's got.

1:23:40🔗 Adam This guy's Satan's caddy. Alright? I mean, listen, Kelsey, this guy's sort of a cancer that your mom is dating. He needs to be cut out of her life. So, whatever you do is okay. This is like saying your mom really likes heroin so you don't want to get rid of the heroin. It's bad for her.

1:24:05🔗 Caller You can't win.

1:24:06🔗 Adam Do you understand?

1:24:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:08🔗 Adam Alright, I'm sorry for all the things that have happened to you in your relatively short, relative short life, okay?

1:24:14🔗 Caller Okay.

1:24:14🔗 Adam But now it's, you know, you're getting older, you're going to be an adult and now you've got to stand up. So you make a move in your life now, right?

1:24:20🔗 Caller Right.

1:24:21🔗 Adam Alright, and listen, don't have sex with any guys.

1:24:25🔗 Caller Oh, well, if I was in high school with you, Adam, I would definitely give you a B day.

1:24:29🔗 Adam Seriously? I mean, if I was in high school now at 36 or when I was 17?

1:24:34🔗 Caller Anytime.

1:24:36🔗 Adam I've got to figure the math out on this one. Thanks, Kelsey.

1:24:40🔗 Caller You're welcome.

1:24:40🔗 Guest I appreciate that.

1:24:42🔗 Guest 17 gets you 20.

1:24:43🔗 Adam I've complained many a time that I didn't get any oral sex when I was in high school. I was yelling at the limo driver.

1:24:50🔗 Guest That's a problem.

1:24:51🔗 Adam People must know, you know you got problems when you're yelling at the limo driver. You didn't know who the hell I was, but...

1:24:58🔗 Caller I didn't get the oral sex.

1:24:59🔗 Adam I swear to God, I was saying they're handing it out. They're handing out oral sex in high school. We talk to girls all the time, they're like 15, 16, I gave him a BJ. Oh, I didn't like him, I just want to shut him up. He paid, you know. We went to Red Lobster's, I figured I owed him something. What? What? I never... Ann, you weren't handing this out, huh? You don't give them now. Yeah, I know.

1:25:21🔗 Guest Are you kidding?

1:25:22🔗 Guest Whatever.

1:25:24🔗 Adam All right, we're going to take a break. Was I telling you about... Was I telling you about the concrete guy who was filming the porn movie of the South?

1:25:31🔗 Drew No.

1:25:32🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:25:32🔗 Drew No.

1:25:33🔗 Adam Really?

1:25:33🔗 Drew Let's go pee. You don't have to do that.

1:25:35🔗 Adam All right, when we come back, I'll tell you why I love the tradesmen. Why I miss these guys. All right, after this.

1:25:45🔗 Caller Loveline, I'll be right back.

1:25:46🔗 So get your problems ready. Ready.

1:26:20🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline and Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L. Oh, forget about that phone number. Kate Menaghan and Ian Sarrall. They're both here from Young Americans, Wednesday night, on the WWWB. Also Friday night, 9 o'clock. And starting August 21st, switching. His eyes closed. Switching to Monday night, 9 o'clock. And if you're into the show, please, or even if you're not into the show. Send a flag. Send a flag. Alright, so, oh, I was talking about the concrete guys. Yeah, this will be fast. So, we'll get back to the screwed up kids. You know how I'm real excited about my garage addition. Last Wednesday, I was, they were pumping the concrete, doing the slab. Floating, straight beams. I don't know about that stuff. 24 yards of concrete in that thing.

1:27:13🔗 Boring.

1:27:14🔗 Adam People that don't know about it. People that, 24 yards is a ton of concrete, three trucks.

1:27:18🔗 Drew Wow. Yeah.

1:27:19🔗 Adam That's what they need. Need you to build a bunker these days. Anyway, the concrete guy whose crack was hanging out real good, the guy was down on all fours finishing the slab off. The thing I love about trades guys, and the thing I miss most about that business, is how they open up to you almost immediately. Like Russ the welder, who the first day I met him, he told me to put Pop Rocks in his wife's snatch.

1:27:45🔗 Drew I'm sure he used those terms too.

1:27:47🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

1:27:49🔗 Drew The wife.

1:27:49🔗 Adam He used the P word actually, is what he used, but it was great. So this guy is finishing my slab, and I'm looking at the plans, and I'm talking about headers and trimmers and double top plates and treated sills and mudsills and the sheer wall and all this kind of stuff. And this guy thought I was the framing contractor. So he starts talking to me, and he's looking at my car, and he goes, where's your truck? And I go, I don't drive a truck anymore. He goes, how do you work out of that car? And I said, I own this place. I'm not the contractor. And he goes, well, you're doing all right. What business? You used to be in this business, but what business are you in now? And I said, entertainment. And he said, you know I'm a big star by the way, but I got no idea what I was. I couldn't figure out how I made so much money as a framer. And he said, so he goes, yeah, well, I'm in the entertainment. I'm a little bit in the entertainment business myself. Yeah, I live out in Chatsworth. They film porn movies at my house. And well, the other month is seven black guys were banging this white chick on my sofa. I threw the sofa out. And I was like, all right. Hey, what's your name again? First conversation I have with the guy who was telling me about the seven black guys were banging a white chick on his sofa. Made a special note to tell me through the sofa. Yeah, I don't have much furniture in there, just that one sofa. I threw that out. Rick?

1:29:16🔗 Caller How's it going tonight, Adam?

1:29:17🔗 Adam You're 25?

1:29:18🔗 Caller Yes, I is. Quick question for you. First of all, I'd like to say I think you guys do a great job for a lot of people and we appreciate you. I've been a somewhat avid pump smoker for a while now and I've lost about 40 pounds overweight and I'm going to start working out and I wanted to know if there's any side effects. I heard that THC gets stored in fat cells. Is that true or false?

1:29:41🔗 Drew That's absolutely true and you will release it from the fat as you lose weight and exercise.

1:29:46🔗 Caller As you're running, you'll be remembering a dead show from a few years ago?

1:29:49🔗 Drew You can get high. I've had patients even a few weeks out, they start running, start exercising, they'll suddenly feel high again. Really?

1:29:55🔗 Caller Absolutely, yeah.

1:29:56🔗 Drew But if you're also smoking pot, you're probably not going to notice it that much.

1:30:00🔗 Caller Right now, I'm tapering it off and trying to completely phase it out.

1:30:04🔗 Drew All right. Well, it'll leave your system.

1:30:06🔗 Caller Right. And also, I was wondering if, Adam, any chance we could get the taboo theme tonight?

1:30:10🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:30:11🔗 Drew We're running out of time.

1:30:13🔗 Adam We're actually requesting the taboo 2 theme?

1:30:16🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:30:17🔗 Adam Yeah. If Anderson, we'll hear...

1:30:19🔗 Drew Real quick.

1:30:20🔗 Guest Just half of it.

1:30:20🔗 Drew I want to get to the next call first, though.

1:30:22🔗 Guest Please.

1:30:23🔗 Adam Just hear half the taboo.

1:30:26🔗 Guest Yes, he does.

1:30:28🔗 Adam It's my favorite porn movie from 1978. It's about a guy who's having sex with his mom and his sister. They don't write lyrics like that anymore.

1:30:58🔗 Caller There's a good part.

1:31:03🔗 Caller You can see what I'm saying?

1:31:19🔗 Guest Ha ha ha, that's funny, right?

1:31:20🔗 Guest Somebody's on the other line, like, needing help.

1:31:35🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:31:36🔗 Guest That was absolutely brilliant.

1:31:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:31:39🔗 Caller So awful.

1:31:40🔗 Guest That was despicable awful.

1:31:42🔗 Guest Can we help the person on the line?

1:31:44🔗 Adam All right, I'm sending that out to my boy from System of a Down, who brought that tape in for me.

1:31:52🔗 Drew Sandra.

1:31:53🔗 Adam Sandra?

1:31:54🔗 Caller Hello, yeah.

1:31:55🔗 Adam Yes, you're 28, what's up?

1:31:56🔗 Caller Okay, last Friday, my husband, he said he was going to work, and well, he never came home. Saturday, he called from Texas. And well, we have four kids together, and I don't know what to tell the kids.

1:32:13🔗 Drew What did he tell you from Texas?

1:32:16🔗 Caller Well, he said that he regrets leaving, but the whole time we were here in San Diego, he wanted to leave. He just left everything. He left his clothes, everything.

1:32:30🔗 Drew How old are the kids?

1:32:32🔗 Caller I have twin boys, they're eight, and a little girl, she's six, and a younger boy, he's four.

1:32:39🔗 Guest I hate to hear about more boys than girls.

1:32:41🔗 Adam That means more criminals, less strippers.

1:32:43🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm worried.

1:32:45🔗 Adam Yeah, listen, first off, you keep an eye on those boys. If they cause any trouble, I hold you personally responsible. Now, what's he doing in Texas?

1:32:52🔗 Caller Well, he has a family up there, as far as his mother.

1:32:57🔗 Drew If I were you, I would raise holy hell with everybody, his family, his friends. This guy is a despicable ass. He left you his forehand. He needs to be made to feel that way. And no one should let him out from one of those responsibilities. And if anyone around him is anything slightly more than that, they won't let him get away with this crap.

1:33:17🔗 Caller Right, right. Well, I guess that's my question. I really don't know what to do. How to answer the kids' questions, where their dad is.

1:33:28🔗 Adam Well, why don't you just BS the kids for the time being until you get this straightened out, tell them dad's working, you know, he's working out of town.

1:33:36🔗 Caller Oh, well, I think that's too late.

1:33:38🔗 Adam What did you tell him?

1:33:39🔗 Caller I said, well, before he left, his bags were packed. He had constantly been picking fights with me. And I had called counseling to try to get us to go there.

1:33:50🔗 Drew But the one thing you don't want...

1:33:51🔗 Adam Listen, can you tell your kids that he's working and he left town?

1:33:54🔗 Drew The one thing you don't want is...

1:33:56🔗 Adam Why can't you tell them that?

1:33:57🔗 Caller Well, when he called Saturday, I had told him, Dad, he's calling from Texas.

1:34:02🔗 Adam Well, tell them. Okay, Texas is out of town, right?

1:34:05🔗 Caller Right, right, right, okay.

1:34:06🔗 Drew The one thing you don't want to tell them is that he's left because of any ill feeling towards this family.

1:34:12🔗 Adam No, they're eight. The oldest one is eight. They still believe in the Easter Bunny. Just tell them Dad's working and it's out of town.

1:34:17🔗 Drew You've got something important to do and there's nothing to do. He cares about you very much.

1:34:20🔗 Guest Those messages don't overdo it.

1:34:22🔗 Adam They'll know you're lying. Get on the horn with Mom, with Mother-in-law, and she's in talks and sends to the city.

1:34:26🔗 Guest Raise hell.

1:34:27🔗 Adam If she sides with him, then you've got to put a bullet in her too.

1:34:30🔗 Guest Raise hell.

1:34:48🔗 Adam Well, sorry the show has to break into Katie and Ian and Drew and my hit lorick plan to take over the world and all the alterations we'd make. Everyone, go out there and watch Young Americans, WB, Wednesday nights, nine o'clock, and Friday nights, nine o'clock, and soon to be Monday nights at nine o'clock, starting August 21st. Thanks, guys. We're plum out of time, but we do appreciate you coming in. Thank you very, very much.

1:35:13🔗 Drew Thank you so much.

1:35:14🔗 Guest Watch the show, everyone.

1:35:15🔗 Drew Send flags.

1:35:16🔗 Guest Send flags. This is Jamie Kellner.

1:35:18🔗 Adam Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. You can't articulate yourself any better than that.

1:35:26🔗 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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