Thursday, July 6, 2000

2:14🔗 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

2:20🔗 That's why I wear a helmet.

2:35🔗 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content, content, content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

2:50🔗 Adam Hey, it's a Loveline. Where you been? Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-08-54-44-55. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And he got himself a nice haircut today. Our guest tonight is Carmen Electra. Hello, Carmen. Haven't seen you in a while.

3:14🔗 Carmen Electra I saw you at the Playboy Mansion, actually.

3:17🔗 Yeah.

3:19🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Yeah.

3:21🔗 Drew Oh, in the PI or something?

3:23🔗 Adam Yes, yes. That's right. I had a few high balls that night.

3:27🔗 Drew I'm shocked.

3:28🔗 Adam It wasn't a great plan. Everyone got drunk, including Bill Maher. And the show kind of got a little ether shot that week. Carmen is starring in a scary movie, which is out this Friday. Right?

3:42🔗 Carmen Electra That's right.

3:42🔗 Adam Oh, okay. I don't have anything in front of me. I'm going to say everything with a lot of verve and hope it flies. You're in every commercial or at least every trailer. Well, you're in the commercials, right?

3:56🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah.

3:57🔗 Adam Yeah. Carmen looks good running through the sprinklers there.

4:02🔗 Carmen Electra It was fun. It's basically a spoof on Scream, Halloween, The Matrix, The Sixth Sense, and Kenan Ivey-Wayne's directed it. So I'm a huge fan of In Living Color and his movies. And I get to make fun of myself. I'm playing the Drew Barrymore scene from Scream.

4:19🔗 Adam Right. And so you get the phone calls. You run through the sprinklers. You're in your panties. It's very exciting.

4:28🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah. I'm running from the killer. Because you know, the scary movies are so ridiculous when it's always the hot girl and she's fully made up and the killer's chasing her and she trips and falls. Well, this killer rips off my sweater, rips off my blouse. I end up in brawn panties. Then I go into that slow motion Baywatch run. That was just so ridiculous. And then the water sprinklers come on. The next thing you know, I'm soaking wet and I just start working the camera. So it's silly. It's fun.

4:53🔗 Adam It's good, though. Good titillating fun.

4:56🔗 Carmen Electra Exactly.

4:57🔗 Adam Many a teenage boy will pleasure himself to that. And oh my God, with that kind of stuff available, I mean, imagine just the run.

5:06🔗 Drew Oh stop, here you go again. Imagine if I were 17 and had this kind of movie available to me. You'd sit outside the drive-in movie and watch it. Yeah, okay.

5:14🔗 Adam They'll get their hands on the video in four months. And that's gonna be huge. Doesn't bother you thinking about young boys pleasuring themselves to your likeness?

5:25🔗 Carmen Electra No, I don't really think about it.

5:27🔗 Adam Yeah, Drew tries not to think about it either. It happens. All right, who are you dating these days?

5:33🔗 Carmen Electra No one.

5:34🔗 Adam Oh really?

5:35🔗 Carmen Electra No one.

5:35🔗 Adam Yeah, all right.

5:36🔗 Carmen Electra And it's good. I needed to do this. You know, I have a pattern of kind of... I have a long relationship, maybe two to four years, and then I'll jump right into another one, and it's just, it's not good, it's not healthy. So for the first time, I'm just spending time alone.

5:52🔗 Adam You got to go to Carmen. I'd like to go to Carmen for like 45 minutes myself. All right, Drew?

6:00🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah.

6:00🔗 Adam You going to go to Carmen, too? Are you going to Drew or you want to go to the phones?

6:03🔗 Drew Let's go to the phones.

6:05🔗 Adam All right.

6:05🔗 Drew Oh, I did Killborn tonight.

6:06🔗 Adam Oh, you did?

6:07🔗 Drew And they spoke very glowingly of Carmen's appearance there last time.

6:11🔗 Yeah, very kind.

6:12🔗 Adam What about my appearance there on Friday?

6:14🔗 Drew You?

6:15🔗 Adam Oh, how dare you?

6:17🔗 Drew There's no way you were there last week.

6:19🔗 Oh, please.

6:20🔗 Adam They must have.

6:20🔗 Drew They couldn't remember your name.

6:21🔗 Adam Oh, how dare you embarrass me in front of Carmen Electra? They must have brought me up. Come on. Think hard.

6:29🔗 Drew No.

6:30🔗 Adam Oh, please. Come on, Drew, seriously. Now be honest.

6:34🔗 Drew I'm being honest. That's what's wonderful about the timing. Stone cold on it.

6:39🔗 How dare they?

6:41🔗 Really?

6:42🔗 Adam I was there last Friday.

6:44🔗 Drew Your name so much has come up.

6:46🔗 Adam Oh, my God. The temerity of those people.

6:50🔗 Drew As God is my witness, I don't believe one word was spoken, not by Craig, not by the second producer. We talked about Carmen for 45 minutes. Possibly in the green room, you have those kids sitting there watching the food. I think they mentioned something about him.

7:07🔗 Adam All right. Drew, you tell me the truth off the air, please. I know you'll tell me the truth off the air. I was there last Friday and delivered another stellar performance.

7:16🔗 Drew Actually, in my mind, I was thinking, was that the one he was talking about that he sucked so badly? Is that why they're not talking about him?

7:21🔗 Adam No, that was Conan, you fool. All right, please. Carmen, you were on last night?

7:28🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah.

7:28🔗 Adam They spoke highly of Carmen, did they?

7:30🔗 Drew Constantly.

7:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

7:31🔗 Carmen Electra It was fun. I got to breakdance on the show.

7:35🔗 Adam Carmen, I'll tell you, what was that video you did six years ago that-

7:39🔗 Carmen Electra Go-Go Dancer.

7:41🔗 Adam That was so hot. True, you don't live, so you don't know what I'm talking about. But I was sitting, let me tell a little personal yarn here. I was living in La Crescenta with Ralph and Cortland, my two roommates up in that-

8:01🔗 Drew Was that only six years ago?

8:03🔗 Adam Well, when I saw the video, it was right at the end of my run there. It could have been seven years ago. It could have been ninety-three. What year? And there was, I think it was me and Ralph. Ralph appreciates the ladies, all of them, every one of them. No matter how big they are, he appreciates them. That's what I love about Ralph. And we were watching, I don't know, MTV or something like Noon. We were sitting home and that Go Go Dancer video came on. And I'd never seen Carmen before. And I don't think she'd been in too much, not movies or TV.

8:40🔗 Carmen Electra No, that was actually the first thing I'd ever done.

8:42🔗 Adam Hadn't had too much exposure before that. And it was just the hottest video. She's wearing little hot pants and like a halter top. And she's on a stage with a pole, you know, like a stripper stage.

8:56🔗 Carmen Electra You have a great memory.

8:57🔗 Adam Yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah, I've relived that many, many a time. And I just stared at it. And Ralph looked at me and I looked at Ralph and I gave him a hand job. No, we stared at this thing and we were like, Wow, who is this chick? She is so hot. It's such a hot video.

9:14🔗 Carmen Electra Thank you.

9:14🔗 Adam Where did you film that?

9:16🔗 Carmen Electra Here in LA.

9:18🔗 Adam Oh, on Lankersham? Did you do it over the Star Garden?

9:23🔗 Carmen Electra No, actually the director had a set built, so we didn't shoot it in an actual strip club.

9:30🔗 Adam Oh, okay. You're breaking my heart, baby.

9:32🔗 Carmen Electra Damn. That's right. Hold on.

9:33🔗 Adam Let me talk to my penis.

9:34🔗 Carmen Electra Shhh.

9:35🔗 Adam It's okay, baby. Don't listen.

9:36🔗 Drew She's just kidding.

9:37🔗 Adam Just kidding. Oh, it was great. You have that video? Where is that video?

9:42🔗 Carmen Electra No, I haven't.

9:43🔗 Adam I don't see it. It should be played every... It should be played on airplanes and school buses and blimps. It really should. It's a great video. Thank you. Wow. Yeah, that was just spectacular. Okay. Where were we? Suzanne?

10:01🔗 Yeah?

10:02🔗 Adam You're 15? You should have seen that video.

10:05🔗 Caller I'm gonna see it tomorrow.

10:07🔗 Adam You're gonna see... Oh, you're gonna see the movie tomorrow, but you're not gonna see Go-Go Dancer.

10:10🔗 Caller No, I'm gonna see Scary Movie tomorrow.

10:12🔗 Adam Good.

10:13🔗 Drew What's going on, Suzanne?

10:15🔗 Caller Well, I ran away from home today. And, like...

10:20🔗 Drew Why'd you run away from home?

10:21🔗 Caller Because I, like, I was fighting with my dad and, like, I punched him.

10:28🔗 Drew Did he punch you?

10:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:31🔗 Adam Who punched who first?

10:32🔗 Drew Doesn't matter.

10:33🔗 Caller He did, and then I did, and then I ran out of my house.

10:36🔗 Adam Oh, he did. All right. So that was just like... That was called counterpunching.

10:40🔗 Drew It's called defense.

10:41🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay. Is this your real dad?

10:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:45🔗 Drew You know, most kids that are being abused in the home when they run away, they stay away. Are you at home now?

10:50🔗 Caller No.

10:51🔗 Caller Yeah. Okay. All right.

10:52🔗 Adam So where are you calling from?

10:54🔗 Caller My boyfriend's house.

10:56🔗 Adam How old is he?

10:57🔗 Caller 19.

10:58🔗 Adam Oh, boy. All right. That's it. It's over. You're going to get pregnant. You're damned.

11:05🔗 Caller No, I'm not. I'm not having sex with him.

11:09🔗 Adam Oh, now I'm really worried about this guy. You got a 19 year old boyfriend and you're not having sex with?

11:14🔗 Caller Why not?

11:15🔗 Drew She said with him.

11:16🔗 Caller Because he wants to save it for marriage.

11:20🔗 Adam He's raising her like an avocado seed.

11:25🔗 Drew But with him.

11:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:27🔗 Drew Who are you having sex with?

11:31🔗 Caller Well, I got raped today.

11:34🔗 Adam Today?

11:35🔗 Caller On my way over to my boyfriend's house.

11:37🔗 Adam Jesus, it's been a bad day.

11:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:40🔗 Adam Who raped you?

11:41🔗 Caller I don't know.

11:42🔗 Adam You're just on the street?

11:44🔗 Caller Like, I was walking, just like my boyfriend's house is by an alley. And like, I walked through the alley as a shortcut. And like, when I went through, someone like grabbed me and pulled me into their car.

11:56🔗 Drew Oh, my God. You're lucky you weren't killed.

11:58🔗 Adam And so what happened?

12:00🔗 Caller Like, well, I like got knocked out or something. I don't know. And I don't remember anything.

12:06🔗 Adam How do you know you're raped?

12:08🔗 Caller Because I was naked when I woke up.

12:10🔗 Drew This wasn't the first time you were raped, was it?

12:13🔗 Caller Oh, I was molested.

12:15🔗 Drew When you were a kid?

12:16🔗 Adam Who molested you?

12:18🔗 Caller My brother. All right.

12:19🔗 Drew Did you used to sort of blackout during those episodes, too?

12:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:22🔗 Drew Yes. That's how you defend against these overwhelmingly awful experiences and how these perpetrators know. How do they know this? How do they know to grab her mid-stride, walking down an alley, this is the one, pow, and she immediately goes into a fugue and he does this thing?

12:39🔗 Adam I don't know that's exactly the way it went down. I mean, I'm not calling her a liar, but there's pieces of the puzzle that aren't in place just yet. You think that's exactly the way it went down? Do you know what I'm saying?

12:52🔗 Drew I know what you're saying.

12:53🔗 Adam It doesn't sound like that's exactly it, but it doesn't matter.

12:57🔗 Drew It's her perception of it. And he doesn't make it.

12:59🔗 Adam You didn't call the cops, did you?

13:00🔗 Caller No.

13:01🔗 Drew Why don't you go report that now?

13:03🔗 Caller Well, because I don't want to go back home.

13:05🔗 Drew Well, interesting point.

13:07🔗 Adam Where's your mom?

13:09🔗 Caller She's at home.

13:10🔗 Drew If you also report the physical abuse that was going on in the home.

13:13🔗 Adam You're going to go see the movie tomorrow?

13:15🔗 Drew Yeah. With the boyfriend.

13:16🔗 Adam Oh, boy. You don't get bigger fish or fry. No offense, Carmen. You don't want to see it Saturday, maybe? Take a day off?

13:24🔗 Caller I don't know. I was planning to go see it.

13:27🔗 Adam All right. Listen, you got to go to the cops. You got to get an exam. You got to make sure you're not pregnant.

13:34🔗 Caller I'm going to take the morning after to the morrow.

13:36🔗 Drew God bless you, Suzanne. The sooner you take that, the more effective it is. Okay? So if you can get your hands on it tonight, you want to take that. Because it's now been only not even 24 hours. And at 24 hours, it has nearly 90% effect as a preventive pregnancy.

13:49🔗 Caller Yeah, I know. Yeah.

13:50🔗 Drew All right. She's a smart woman.

13:51🔗 Adam All right. Suzanne? Boy, I'm trying to think. I want to shake you like an Etch-A-Sketch and just start you over again.

14:00🔗 Caller I wish we could.

14:02🔗 Adam I know. I know. Where did you say your mom was?

14:05🔗 Caller She's at home.

14:06🔗 Adam Can you talk to her?

14:08🔗 Caller No.

14:08🔗 Drew She was married to a scumbag dad.

14:10🔗 Adam I know. But you have any aunts or anything you can talk to? Older sisters?

14:16🔗 Caller No. I have only one brother and the rest of my relatives live in Brazil.

14:21🔗 Drew I think you ought to give the system a chance. What state are you in?

14:26🔗 Caller I'm in California.

14:27🔗 Drew I think you ought to give Protective Services a chance. If you describe the violence that was going on in the home.

14:34🔗 Caller I had already gone to a foster home, but they sent me back.

14:37🔗 Drew Oh, man.

14:39🔗 Adam All right. I don't know. Carmen, I got an idea. Me and you get married, we raise Suzanne like she's our own. She'll be out of house in like three years. No big deal, right? We won't have sex in front of her. Unless that's cool.

14:57🔗 Carmen Electra I just feel really bad for this girl.

15:00🔗 Adam I know.

15:00🔗 Carmen Electra I mean, that's a lot. That's heavy. And how old are you?

15:03🔗 Drew Fifteen.

15:04🔗 Carmen Electra Fifteen.

15:05🔗 Adam Yeah.

15:07🔗 Carmen Electra That's like all around abuse.

15:09🔗 Adam I know.

15:10🔗 Carmen Electra Alestation, verbal, I'm sure, physical.

15:13🔗 Drew It's the trifecta. It's the American trifecta.

15:15🔗 Adam We call it the hat trick. I don't trust your boyfriend.

15:18🔗 Drew I don't trust your hand. No, no, no. He's a good person. The boyfriend may be.

15:22🔗 Carmen Electra He's like the only person.

15:23🔗 Drew Yeah, it's the one little ray of hope in here. He's gay.

15:27🔗 Adam Don't marry him, though.

15:30🔗 Caller I don't think I'm going to.

15:31🔗 Adam Talk to him. Tell him you need help.

15:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:34🔗 Drew He is the one ray of hope in all this.

15:35🔗 Adam Call the cops.

15:36🔗 Drew He has put, although he's a consummate caretaker, that's okay right now. You're not caretaker.

15:43🔗 Adam All right. I don't normally kill myself this early in the show, but I'm thinking about it. So, Drew, Carmen, you may have to tow the line tonight. Is that all right?

15:51🔗 Drew What's your name again?

15:53🔗 Adam There we go. Really, over Kilbourne.

15:55🔗 Drew Really?

15:57🔗 Adam That was bad. Come on. I killed on Friday. Nothing. Nothing. They didn't say anything about my spectacular triumphant appearance on Friday night.

16:06🔗 Drew How many segments were you on?

16:07🔗 Adam Two. No. How many segments you do?

16:13🔗 Drew Two.

16:14🔗 Adam Oh, boy. They must really be hard to forget.

16:16🔗 Drew It was triumphant. It was filled the air with genius.

16:20🔗 Adam I can't believe it. Boy, I can't believe they didn't... He preys on you on my behalf. I cannot believe that.

16:28🔗 Drew I'm really trying to think of them.

16:30🔗 Adam Really think. Come on.

16:31🔗 Drew Think hard. I'm trying.

16:33🔗 Adam Carmen, you think too.

16:34🔗 Drew A lot about Carmen.

16:35🔗 Carmen Electra No. They actually said that you were coming on the show, but they didn't say anything about me.

16:39🔗 Adam How dare they? The audacity, the temerity. Noah?

16:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

16:47🔗 Adam Yeah, you guys must have hashed this all out in advance before I got into the studio.

16:50🔗 Drew No, I really am. I'm trying to. It's actually, now that you bring it up, not that it struck me at the time, but now that you bring it up, I find it rather bizarre that you had been there last week and nobody saw. I didn't know.

17:01🔗 Adam Long holiday weekend.

17:02🔗 Drew Until this moment that you've been there that week.

17:03🔗 Adam A lot of drinking over the weekend. The staff included. Yeah, that's you. Oh, yeah, that's right. Noah? Yeah. Oh, Christ. Hold on a second. Your line sucks. You want to try him again?

17:14🔗 Drew Real quick.

17:14🔗 Adam Noah?

17:16🔗 Drew Spit it out. Here we go.

17:17🔗 Adam Hello?

17:18🔗 Drew Real quick.

17:19🔗 Adam Hey. All right.

17:20🔗 Drew Come on. Come on.

17:22🔗 Adam You said real quick and then he said, hey. All right. Just put him on hold for a little while. I can't take that line. Oh, my God. There's so many people in this country have horrible phones. Adam?

17:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:34🔗 Adam You're 14.

17:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:35🔗 Adam What's up?

17:37🔗 Caller First of all, I just want to say, Carmen.

17:39🔗 Caller Yes.

17:39🔗 Caller You're one of the most beautiful women on earth.

17:41🔗 Caller Thank you.

17:42🔗 You're welcome.

17:43🔗 Caller But I'm gay, so.

17:47🔗 Carmen Electra Well, there goes that.

17:48🔗 Adam Well, I'm intrigued now, at least.

17:52🔗 Caller I had anal sex yesterday for the first time.

17:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:55🔗 Caller And like, I don't know, my butt's been killing me like all day.

17:59🔗 Drew You know, we had one of the most interesting calls last night about anal sex with that woman that became septic afterwards, remember?

18:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:05🔗 Adam She got real sick.

18:06🔗 Drew Yeah, that was.

18:08🔗 Caller We get it. I'm in Georgia, and we get the episode you did the day before. I just heard that like five minutes ago.

18:15🔗 Drew Right. It's very interesting.

18:16🔗 Adam Yeah. That's what could happen to you. So you broke your beheimen yesterday, huh? Was your, how old is your partner?

18:24🔗 Caller He was 26.

18:25🔗 Drew Oh, for crying out loud.

18:27🔗 Adam You're 14.

18:29🔗 Drew What? Oh my God.

18:30🔗 Adam I'm going to Canada. All right.

18:32🔗 Drew It's not better there.

18:33🔗 Adam That's what I'm doing. I'm taking Carmen. We're going to Canada.

18:36🔗 Drew We're going to go back. We're holding up in the fort.

18:38🔗 Adam We're going to live a simpler life. Do you understand? It's not going to be any of this. A highfalutin, a sequins, a Pavarotti. None of this stuff. It's just going to be a simple life. I'm going to till the soil.

18:51🔗 Drew You live without her video?

18:52🔗 Adam You're going to perform oral sex. We're going to bring the video. That'll be it. We'll start a super colony. All right? Love it. Yeah. This country is going to hell in a basket.

19:03🔗 Drew But listen. You know, why, what did, I can only imagine that your dad didn't treat you so great when you were growing up. Is that accurate?

19:12🔗 Caller No, no, my dad, my dad's great.

19:14🔗 Adam No, mom had to be a Class 8 ball buster.

19:17🔗 Drew But, but.

19:18🔗 Adam Come on, how'd you go gay?

19:20🔗 Drew No, no, no. But it has to be.

19:21🔗 Adam That's what Drew was asking.

19:22🔗 Drew No, no, no. That's not what I'm asking. There has to be, that you could over-idealize a 27-year-old so profoundly that you would believe that that person was actually available to you in a caring way other than an exploitative way, which is what he's actually up to. It suggests to me you were exploited earlier in life in some way by parents.

19:40🔗 Caller No, I wasn't.

19:41🔗 Drew I mean, I don't mean abused. I mean exploited. I mean, you weren't sort of given an opportunity to develop yourself.

19:48🔗 Caller No, I mean, my life has been fine.

19:51🔗 Drew No. I have a book for you. It's called The Drama of the Gifted Child.

19:55🔗 Weren't you talking about that last week?

19:56🔗 Drew I was indeed. And you're my next victim for this. I want you to go read that book.

20:00🔗 Adam I got one called The Phantom Toll Booth. There's a dog with a clock and a sign.

20:07🔗 Drew So, let's get back to your question. The soreness, it could be Fisher, Fischula, abscess. It could be a lot of things. It could be hemorrhoids. Get some anusol cream, hot baths, and see a doctor if it's not better in about 24 hours, okay?

20:18🔗 Carmen Electra I don't really like anal sex.

20:19🔗 Adam Yeah, you know?

20:20🔗 Carmen Electra I mean, most of my girlfriends just love it.

20:22🔗 Adam Really?

20:23🔗 Carmen Electra And I'm not into it.

20:24🔗 Drew They love it?

20:25🔗 Adam Another reason we make a perfect couple.

20:28🔗 Carmen Electra How?

20:29🔗 Drew It's hard to understand that.

20:30🔗 Adam Well, she runs with a pretty fast crowd. You know, I mean, her girlfriends. Those aren't everyone's girlfriends.

20:38🔗 Carmen Electra I have some good girlfriends.

20:40🔗 Adam Yeah, but most of them are floozies, right?

20:42🔗 Carmen Electra No, not at all.

20:44🔗 Adam You don't hear floozies.

20:44🔗 Carmen Electra Hey, one of them is out there. She's going to come in here and kick your ass.

20:47🔗 Adam Does she love anal sex?

20:48🔗 Carmen Electra No, she doesn't. She may be the only one that doesn't.

20:53🔗 Adam Oh, yes, she does.

20:54🔗 Drew We'll go talk to her?

20:56🔗 Adam Yeah, let's get her in here, Drew. Find out when the last time she got cornhole was.

21:02🔗 Carmen Electra Monica.

21:02🔗 Adam Ten bucks is less than an hour.

21:04🔗 Caller Obsessed with anal sex.

21:07🔗 Adam Yes, we'll get Monica in here. So, Carmen, you don't like it, right?

21:11🔗 Carmen Electra No.

21:12🔗 Adam I don't like it either because I'm a gentleman.

21:14🔗 Carmen Electra I'm just telling them that I don't like anal sex, and they think all of my girlfriends do.

21:18🔗 Adam Yeah.

21:18🔗 Carmen Electra So we were going to ask your opinion if, you know, if you're into it or not.

21:23🔗 Adam No.

21:23🔗 Carmen Electra No. No.

21:24🔗 Adam Really? Yeah. After the 400th time you decided it wasn't for you? That's a damn lie, and you know it hurts. No, you don't like it, Anne.

21:31🔗 I tried it once, and I didn't like it.

21:32🔗 Adam You haven't been with the right man.

21:34🔗 Caller No, it was too big.

21:36🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You haven't been with the right man. Yeah. I'd get any of you wouldn't even know it.

21:44🔗 Well, I don't know about that.

21:46🔗 I've got the right one right now.

21:48🔗 Adam Oh, really? Yeah, you don't let him back there, right?

21:50🔗 No.

21:51🔗 Adam Very smart. Very smart. Now, I'm like a, my penis is like a thief in the night. I get right in you. I've had it happen many times.

22:00🔗 Carmen Electra You wouldn't even know it.

22:01🔗 Adam No, women, they go, are you in? I go, yeah, I'm done. I'm on the other side of the room. All right. So you're good? Not for you? No. Good. And not for Carmen either?

22:12🔗 No, absolutely.

22:13🔗 Adam Rodman never got back there, did he?

22:16🔗 Carmen Electra No, he wanted to, but it wasn't happening.

22:18🔗 Adam Yeah, that didn't sound like a good plan.

22:21🔗 Carmen Electra No.

22:22🔗 Adam Big penis on Rodman?

22:24🔗 Carmen Electra You know what? Everyone thinks it's extra huge. It's perfect. He has the perfect size. We had great sex, great sex, but no anal sex. I'm not into it.

22:36🔗 Adam Smart, very smart. Listen, all right, Drew, put the mic down. Thank you very much, by the way.

22:41🔗 Carmen Electra Thank you, Monica Ortiz.

22:44🔗 Adam Did she got a CD coming out? You want to plug or something?

22:47🔗 Carmen Electra No, I just want to embarrass her in front of all of her friends.

22:49🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't trust. She smells good, that Monica, unlike what was going on in here last night, Drew. Drew was breaking wind like no one's business.

22:58🔗 Drew Not at all.

23:00🔗 Adam Self-defense, how dare you? Yeah, women, I don't think most women are too into it. I think they just kind of do it to appease their guy.

23:11🔗 Drew But that's what we were exploring here, that you said your friends are into it.

23:14🔗 Carmen Electra I do have some friends that say they love it. They love anal sex as much as regular sex.

23:20🔗 Adam Do you think they love it? I don't even know why you need to make this separation, but do you think they like the sensation of it, or do you think they like it because it's nasty and their man likes it and it's like taking it to the next level? You know what I mean?

23:33🔗 Carmen Electra I'm sure it's a combination of both.

23:34🔗 Drew Is there any common features of these people that really enjoy it?

23:41🔗 Adam Big anuses, dilated sphincters. That's the one commonality.

23:45🔗 Carmen Electra Maybe they do get a little bit bored with regular sex and want to try something new.

23:48🔗 Drew That usually means people that can't really connect in the relationship. They can't be intimate and they're always looking for another way to make something out of the experience rather than what people are supposed to make out of it to the connection.

24:02🔗 Adam That's right.

24:03🔗 Drew So is there anything about them that?

24:05🔗 Carmen Electra Not really.

24:07🔗 Adam Are they stupid?

24:10🔗 Carmen Electra No, they're not.

24:10🔗 Adam You know those couples, they just sit around and call each other baby, and they just sit there, but they never seem to be talking about, oh, baby, you look. And I know it's always weird when the guys start telling them how hot they look, like on year number four. Baby, you look so hot. You look so hot tonight. God, baby, you are hot. You are so hot, baby. I always wonder, like, what, do they do that in the car and stuff on the ride over, where the guy looks over? Baby, baby, hand me that coffee cup. You are hot. You are so hot. Drew, you don't do that with your wife, do you?

24:43🔗 Drew I think these sort of intimate sort of exchanges really make you uncomfortable.

24:46🔗 Adam Yes, they really do. All right, listen, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Carmen Electra is here. She's looking hot tonight, baby. And we'll be back after this.

24:57🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying out there?

24:59🔗 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on LoveLine.

25:10🔗 Adam It's a LoveLine. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Carmen Electra is our guest tonight. She is starring in Scary Movie, which is going to be out tomorrow. And by all accounts is funny. The trailers look funny. Your stuff is all over the trailers, which is in a way, I mean, I know I don't have to do the math for you, but a certain percentage of the country will see the movie. I don't know how it works. I don't know if it's 5%, 3% or 15%. I'd imagine it's 3%, I don't know, 2% or something sees it. It's a hit. 5% sees it's a hit, whatever. But 85% of the country has seen you in the commercial. So you got them by the nuts. Yeah. I mean, they've all seen you, whether they like it or not.

26:04🔗 Carmen Electra Right, right, right.

26:05🔗 Adam They thought they were watching Friends or Frasier or something, and there you go.

26:09🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah.

26:09🔗 Adam Running right through their TV.

26:11🔗 Carmen Electra Right.

26:11🔗 Adam Yeah. Nice.

26:12🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah.

26:13🔗 Adam Yeah. You really look good. What do you do?

26:15🔗 Carmen Electra Thank you.

26:16🔗 Adam What do you do to stay in shape?

26:17🔗 Carmen Electra I take Tae Bo and I go to the gym, and I hired a nutritionist to prepare meals, like protein and vegetables. So I try to eat healthier, but I still slip and have pizza.

26:31🔗 Adam What? How does the nutritionist work? Do they show up at the house?

26:35🔗 Carmen Electra No, they deliver food every other day, three meals a day, and it helps. I'm from Ohio, so I'm used to eating a lot of junk.

26:43🔗 Drew Oh my God, that's the French fries mayonnaise.

26:46🔗 Carmen Electra Yes. Remember that?

26:48🔗 Drew French fries in a cone with mayonnaise slopped on top.

26:51🔗 Adam Yeah. We're in Michigan. Yeah, they're funny over there. They're like, you go, I'll have some tap water. You want the mayonnaise on the side, you want the mayonnaise slick on top of it. Just put the mayo on the side of the water.

27:03🔗 Drew You know what it was? It was Wisconsin.

27:05🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:05🔗 Drew Oh my God. You pick things of cheese with mayonnaise on top of the cheese. Over that? Oh my God.

27:10🔗 Adam Yeah. They're trying to kill you over there. Where in Ohio are you from?

27:15🔗 Carmen Electra Cincinnati.

27:16🔗 Adam So.

27:17🔗 Drew That's the airport.

27:18🔗 Carmen Electra It was the mayor.

27:18🔗 Drew It's that airport you like.

27:20🔗 Adam Oh yeah. We had to drive to that.

27:22🔗 Drew Cincinnati, Northern Kentucky. Yeah.

27:23🔗 Adam We had to drive there from Kentucky.

27:25🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah. It's a long drive.

27:26🔗 Adam So let me get this straight. The nutritionist comes by and drops the food off at the house?

27:31🔗 Carmen Electra They deliver it. They have someone pick it up and deliver it. Three meals a day. And you know, it just helps. It really helps because I, you know, I'll be the first one to order a pizza or Chinese food. And, you know, I was watching episodes of Baywatch and each episode I was getting a little bit bigger. So finally I just decided, you know, it's probably better if I start eating healthy anyway. So, no, it's, it's helping.

27:56🔗 Adam Well, you know, yeah, it looks, I mean, it looks great. It really does. But I'm still curious of how this works. Who prepares the food?

28:06🔗 Carmen Electra A cook.

28:07🔗 Adam A cook that is hired by the nutritionist.

28:10🔗 Drew Like pre-packages it?

28:10🔗 Carmen Electra No, no, she, I hired her. She prepares the food. You fill out a form on what you like and what you don't like.

28:17🔗 Adam Right.

28:17🔗 Carmen Electra And she prepares meals. Like usually it's chicken breast and vegetables and then sometimes there's a little bit of pasta carbohydrates but mostly protein and vegetables.

28:28🔗 Adam And how much food shows up each day? Like three days worth?

28:33🔗 Carmen Electra Like two days worth.

28:34🔗 Drew You throw it in the microwave?

28:35🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah, I throw it right in the microwave.

28:36🔗 Adam It's like an airplane food container?

28:39🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah.

28:40🔗 Adam So what about breakfast? What time does that show up?

28:43🔗 Carmen Electra You know what? I don't really, I don't eat breakfast that much. I usually eat fruit or something, but I'm not hungry first thing in the morning.

28:49🔗 Drew So I usually eat it on the moon. They want you to eat in the morning.

28:52🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah, she wants me to eat in the morning, but she said, well, at least eat some fruit or something.

28:56🔗 Adam All right, so they want you to eat in the morning. They want you to go easy on the carbohydrates.

29:01🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah, not cut them out completely, but.

29:03🔗 Adam But go easy on them.

29:04🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah, not after a certain time.

29:05🔗 Adam And don't eat at night, right? I mean, don't eat late at night?

29:08🔗 Carmen Electra I do.

29:09🔗 Adam You do?

29:10🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah, I love to eat at night and watch TV. I love doing that. So I'm not going to give it up.

29:14🔗 Adam I'll tell you what, we make a perfect couple. I like to sit home and get drunk every night.

29:18🔗 Carmen Electra Oh, really?

29:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:20🔗 Carmen Electra I don't know about that.

29:21🔗 Adam Oh, don't worry. I'm a pussy cat. I don't get out of hand.

29:24🔗 Carmen Electra You're not one of those drunks that gets all emotional. And he's like crying one minute and fighting the next.

29:30🔗 Drew No. He's too focused on the VCR.

29:32🔗 Adam No, I'm masturbating excessively.

29:34🔗 Carmen Electra Put in a porno and it's all good, right? Yeah.

29:36🔗 Adam Yeah. I'm a very docile, hospitable drunk. I get drunk and I just sit in front of the TV and sometimes I use the phone and try to change the channel with it. You know, that's how I know I've had too much. But other than that, I'm good. I'm mellow. We'll watch Baywatch. Chips is on late at night. I'm a cuddler. I'll tell you too. I know I'm not your type. I'm not racy enough for you, but I figure...

30:00🔗 Drew You're planting a bone into the nose, aren't you?

30:02🔗 Adam No, no. No, I'm an animal in the sack, though, Carmen. Don't let the, don't let the tattooless, pierceless exterior fool you. I'm an animal. All right?

30:14🔗 Drew All right.

30:15🔗 Adam All right. Now, here's my plan with Carmen. She's got to get a few more of these bad boys out of her system before she sort of settles.

30:23🔗 Drew She's ready for Corolla.

30:24🔗 Adam For the long haul.

30:25🔗 You know what I'm saying?

30:27🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

30:28🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah, you know.

30:29🔗 Adam You like these racy guys? You like these flashy guys?

30:31🔗 Carmen Electra Well, you know, it took me a long time to really figure out what was going on in my life, and I lost my mother to cancer about a year and a half ago, and my sister died within one week of my mother.

30:41🔗 Drew What did your sister die?

30:42🔗 Carmen Electra She had a heart attack in her sleep. She was 40 years old.

30:46🔗 Drew Wait a minute.

30:47🔗 Carmen Electra I know. Something doesn't sound right to me, and I never really did get to the bottom.

30:51🔗 Drew No, that's drugs.

30:52🔗 Carmen Electra She was overweight. You think it's probably her?

30:54🔗 Drew Yeah, that's that.

30:57🔗 Carmen Electra I know that she was taking Xanax or some kind of something.

31:03🔗 Adam Drew, you should really make a living telling people that their deceased relatives were actually drug addicts and didn't die of natural causes. It would be a great sideline for you. I've gone through this uncomfortable conversation many, many times, like when Eddie Griffin was talking about having a heart attack while he was jogging or something, and Drew was like, crack, and Eddie's like, I had a heart attack, crack. I'm like, this is very uncomfortable, Drew. So however she died or whatever killed her, definitely tragedy.

31:37🔗 Carmen Electra Oh my God. So it was hard.

31:39🔗 Adam So mom and sister go in the same week.

31:42🔗 Carmen Electra Yes.

31:42🔗 Adam Oh boy.

31:43🔗 Carmen Electra And I really, you know, I didn't want to face the pain and the loss of her, so I became really numb. And I had to surround myself with people all the time. And I would just do weird things that I couldn't really explain. And all of a sudden, I didn't really care as much anymore. And I remember, you know, Dennis really was there during that time, but he also was a distraction. You know, there's a lot of excitement and a lot of things happening. We fell in love, and it was easier for me to go that way than to spend time alone and sit there and go, wait a minute, this all goes back to her. And during Christmas, I just forced myself, I cut everyone out of my life, all my friends. I said, you know, I love you guys, but I need to sit here and cry and feel this. And it was the best thing I could have ever done. It helped me so much.

32:34🔗 Adam What a stocking stuffer.

32:36🔗 Drew But this is similar story to what these kids do, right? They numb themselves up and then these behaviors.

32:41🔗 Carmen Electra And you start hurting yourself. You do things that hurt yourself, and then you start going in this downward.

32:45🔗 Drew Well, people use arousal mechanisms as a way of managing feelings, as opposed to having the feelings. And they end up hurting themselves and losing their esteem and their worth in the process. Because you don't feel adequate to handle your own feelings. So you start using other people and using behaviors and using thrill and drugs and whatever.

33:04🔗 Adam On those days are behind you, and here's the new regimen.

33:07🔗 Caller You and I.

33:09🔗 Drew I heard you were going back to your original name. That's what the segment producer said. That you were confident.

33:13🔗 Adam No.

33:13🔗 Carmen Electra You know what? They just asked me about my real name. And I mean, I really feel like like what is your real name again?

33:20🔗 Adam Tara. Tara.

33:21🔗 Carmen Electra Tara Patrick.

33:23🔗 Adam Oh, it's not Jewish. Patrick's not Jewish.

33:27🔗 Carmen Electra I'm actually Cherokee, Indian, Irish and German.

33:30🔗 Adam Yeah.

33:32🔗 Carmen Electra To the two I's. Yeah, that's I should be drinking with you.

33:36🔗 Adam Hey, listen, we're going to we're going to we're going to set up. We're going to set up shop together. You're going to get your meals on wheels with the protein. I'm going to pink dot drop over some Funyuns in a six pack.

33:47🔗 Carmen Electra You're going to get me nice and fat.

33:49🔗 Adam And we're just going to get fat together. We're going to sit on the sofa.

33:52🔗 Carmen Electra We'll be happy and fat.

33:53🔗 Adam I got a big screen TV. We'll watch the Baywatch.

33:56🔗 Carmen Electra Okay.

33:57🔗 Adam It'll be great. Like I said.

33:58🔗 Carmen Electra I'm down.

33:59🔗 Adam You know, it's not going to be life in the fast lane, but you've had enough of that.

34:03🔗 Carmen Electra I've been there, done that.

34:04🔗 Adam Time for you to settle down.

34:05🔗 Carmen Electra That's right.

34:06🔗 Drew But the Cherokee and the Irish Genes, will... I mean, it's just classic behavior for people with that genetic makeup. Really? Is thrill and extreme behaviors work? They work. Sounds very gratifying.

34:20🔗 Carmen Electra I love to work. I'm happiest when I'm working.

34:21🔗 Drew Very gratifying.

34:22🔗 Carmen Electra But I do. I like excitement. It's, you know, it's been...

34:26🔗 Drew It's the kind of thing... This is a question I ask of my patients sometimes. If a bomb were to explode outside the door over here, what would you do?

34:32🔗 Carmen Electra I'd have to look.

34:33🔗 Drew Go check it out.

34:34🔗 Carmen Electra I'd have to.

34:35🔗 Drew To somebody like me, that's like, you want?

34:38🔗 Carmen Electra I wouldn't want to, but I would have to.

34:40🔗 Drew That's the point. And that's that gene. That's that gene operating. And it's why, it's why in, if Attila Hunn came over the hill here, she'd survive. We'd get our ass shot out.

34:50🔗 Adam Thank you. Good reference for our younger stone listeners. Yeah, listen, let me tell you what excitement's going to be when you're on a new plan with me.

35:01🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah, let's hear it.

35:02🔗 Adam Well, excitement is when Dukes of Hazzard comes on at 1 a.m. And I've not passed out yet. And we get to watch it together.

35:11🔗 Carmen Electra And I can sit and rub your belly?

35:13🔗 Adam Yeah.

35:13🔗 Carmen Electra Rub the Buddha.

35:14🔗 Adam Oh, yes.

35:15🔗 Oh, yeah. Rubbing the Buddha.

35:17🔗 Adam That'll be the new excitement.

35:18🔗 Drew How many dates before the Dutch Ovid gets going?

35:21🔗 Adam Oh, I'll never fart in front of you, baby. So help me, God.

35:24🔗 Caller How dare you, Drew? How dare you bring up my secret shape in front of Carmen.

35:33🔗 Adam Cory? Cory?

35:37🔗 Drew All right, Cory. Wait, wait. Let's see if she's asleep. Cory? Oh, there we are.

35:42🔗 Adam Cory?

35:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:43🔗 Adam Yeah. You're Cory the guy. You're 22 years old.

35:47🔗 Caller Yeah, that's me, man.

35:48🔗 Adam You're on with Carmen Electra. What's up?

35:51🔗 Caller What's going on, Carmen?

35:52🔗 Carmen Electra Nothing, just hanging out, trying to figure out what my future is going to be like.

35:57🔗 Adam Rosie.

35:57🔗 Oh, yeah.

35:59🔗 Caller Looking forward to seeing the movie.

36:01🔗 Great. Good.

36:03🔗 Drew Everyone's on playlist tonight. Our callers.

36:07🔗 Caller I seem to have caught crabs from somewhere and I gave them my girlfriend. It's kind of a bad scene, so I want to know how to get rid of them.

36:15🔗 Adam Were you cheating?

36:17🔗 Caller No.

36:18🔗 Adam No?

36:19🔗 Caller No.

36:19🔗 Drew Wait a minute. Where did you get them from?

36:23🔗 Caller Actually, from the club, I think. Maybe from a toilet seat.

36:27🔗 Caller What kind of club?

36:29🔗 Caller Dance club.

36:31🔗 Adam What were you doing there?

36:32🔗 Caller Dancing.

36:34🔗 Adam I see.

36:34🔗 Drew Real close with somebody?

36:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:37🔗 Drew Maybe that's where he got them from.

36:39🔗 Adam No, wait a minute. He's just going along with you. What toilet seat? What did you do? Go number two in a dance club? No one takes a crap in a dance club. You got the techno music pumping, you're sitting on the pot, there's 800 guys smelling of aquavelva in members only jackets, taking a leak right outside the stall. You can't take a dump in a dance club. The stall door has been kicked off weeks ago. Please. That's nonsense. Now what happened? Your girlfriend's listening, isn't she?

37:11🔗 Caller I hope not.

37:12🔗 Adam She's listening.

37:13🔗 Caller I have one night stand, so.

37:14🔗 Drew There we go. Thank you.

37:17🔗 Adam Trying to lie to me. All right. So that's where you got the crabs.

37:20🔗 Drew Call your doctor. This is a simple solution out there. Elamite, Quell.

37:25🔗 Adam Okay. Yeah. Unless it just. Yeah. Lie to your girlfriend. Tell her you got it from the toilet seat at the club.

37:31🔗 Caller Oh, for crying out loud.

37:33🔗 Adam Tell her it was one of those.

37:34🔗 Drew No, but he might have. They've got one STD. There's a higher chance of having another. So she may need to know about what.

37:41🔗 Adam Is it crab and STD technically?

37:43🔗 Carmen Electra Did he give her crabs?

37:45🔗 Adam No, it's a good question. I think he did. Did you give your girlfriend the crabs?

37:51🔗 Drew Yes. Very nice. All right.

37:53🔗 Adam You got to get that medicine.

37:55🔗 Drew Be clean. I mean, come clean. I mean, thank you.

37:58🔗 Adam Hey, Drew, I know I've said this before. Why is that stuff a prescription? That shampoo, why is that necessary? I don't know. What would they say?

38:10🔗 Drew I don't know what the defense would be on that one.

38:12🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying, Carmen? Why do you have to go to a doctor to get the crab shampoo?

38:18🔗 Carmen Electra They should have it in drugstores.

38:19🔗 Caller Right.

38:21🔗 Drew They have Red and A2000, things like that, but they're not quite as potent as the LMA.

38:26🔗 Adam People would say, well, this is stronger, it's potentially more dangerous. But what do you do? Have to pass a series of tests to get it from your doctors or written, a physical and oral? No, you go to the doctor and then he writes you a thing and then he hands it to you, and then you put it on your junk the same as you do if you'd want to go to the supermarket.

38:44🔗 Carmen Electra Maybe they don't really know what's wrong with them, they just have these symptoms so they go to the doctor to find out.

38:50🔗 Drew But then they would go to the doctor.

38:51🔗 Carmen Electra Right.

38:52🔗 Drew You know what I mean?

38:52🔗 Carmen Electra Exactly, so they'd have to go anyway.

38:55🔗 Drew We leave sort of vaginitis up to women, we let them treat some of that stuff on the counter, and then if that doesn't work, then they go to the doctor.

39:01🔗 Adam Right.

39:01🔗 Carmen Electra That's true.

39:02🔗 Adam Dr. Drew would be our doctor, by the way, Carmen, and if things worked out, yeah, we'd have our own doctor, our own celebrity doctor. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Where are we?

39:14🔗 Drew We're taking a break.

39:15🔗 Adam We're taking a break. All right. Carmen Electra is here. Scary Movies is the name of the movie. It'll be out tomorrow night, or tomorrow day, I should say. James is on deck. He's 19. His girlfriend started the pill. How long until they can have sex? Unprotected? We'll tell him after this.

39:31🔗 Caller Hello? Is this Loveline? Call 1-800-LOVE-191. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

40:06🔗 Adam Yep, it is the LoveLine. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-E-V-E-1-9-1. Carmen Electra is our guest tonight. You'll find her in Scary Movie, which hits in a very wide release. Starting tomorrow seems like the way to go. I mean, I don't know what the budget was on this movie. And I know we've had this conversation before, Drew, but probably wasn't too high, right? I mean, it's no perfect storm.

40:33🔗 Carmen Electra Actually, no, no, definitely not. But there was a lot of really great special effects. There's a part of the movie where they spoofed The Matrix.

40:40🔗 Adam Right.

40:41🔗 Carmen Electra And you just got to see it. It's it's crazy. Do you know what the budget, you know, I have no idea what the budget was.

40:48🔗 Adam No, you don't ask that.

40:49🔗 Carmen Electra You know what? Honestly, I auditioned for the role. I made callbacks. I went back in and then I didn't hear anything for five months. I went to Italy to shoot a movie in Italy and then Keenan Everywane's called and said, look, we want you for this role. Can you just get on a plane? Excuse me. Get on a plane and I flew straight to Canada and started shooting my scene. So I didn't really get into what the budget was. I mean, it's funny.

41:17🔗 Drew Did you have to go back to Italy?

41:19🔗 Carmen Electra No. I finished shooting my scenes in two days and flew back.

41:23🔗 Adam What movie were you shooting in Italy?

41:26🔗 Carmen Electra It's called Christmas Vacation 2000. It's in Italian and it's only a movie. You know, that is released in Italy.

41:33🔗 Adam And what do they do, W?

41:35🔗 Carmen Electra Yep.

41:36🔗 Adam Wow. And do they know you over there?

41:39🔗 Carmen Electra Come on, Baywatch. Hello.

41:40🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right.

41:43🔗 Carmen Electra The number one show in the world at one point.

41:46🔗 Adam So it's a big deal to have the Baywatch chick over there in their Italian movie. And that's kind of cool for you, right? Because you could screw up the dialogue.

41:55🔗 Carmen Electra Oh, yeah.

41:55🔗 Caller You just said the F word all the way through the movie, right?

41:57🔗 Carmen Electra It was an easy, easy job. And we shot in Cortina, which was really beautiful. It's in the mountains, so.

42:02🔗 Adam Do you do your dialogue in English or do you attempt to do it in Italian?

42:07🔗 Carmen Electra It was mostly in English with a few words here and there in Italian, but for the most part in English.

42:13🔗 Adam So that you could act, you know what I mean? I mean, is it ever going to come out? Is it were all the other actors?

42:20🔗 Carmen Electra It would never ever, ever. They're all Italian. They do not speak English at all. Not one of the actors in the movie could speak English.

42:26🔗 Adam So you're the only one speaking English.

42:28🔗 Carmen Electra That's right.

42:28🔗 Adam And the only one they're going to dub.

42:29🔗 Carmen Electra And they're going to dub my voice, yes.

42:31🔗 Adam And wouldn't, I mean, like, since you can do it in, like, blocks, couldn't they feed you a line that you could sort of phonetically work out, just remember this, like I can speak Hungarian, except for I can only say neophyte, Pup Nuck. And just give you, like, the one line and let you spit out the one line.

42:55🔗 Carmen Electra I'm actually glad they did it this way. I thought it was an easy way to do it.

42:58🔗 Adam Oh, it's easy for you.

42:59🔗 Carmen Electra I had a great trip to Italy.

43:00🔗 Adam I know, but if I were them, I'd just give you the block and I'd make you, like, just, look, don't worry about what it means, honey. Just repeat it and have you say it. Well, that's me.

43:12🔗 Drew All right. Mental know if you're a development deal. Bring somebody over from another country, have them speak in their native tongue.

43:16🔗 Adam That's right.

43:17🔗 Drew Dub it in.

43:17🔗 Adam And then dub it in. See. All right. There you go. James?

43:20🔗 Drew Yes.

43:21🔗 Adam You're 19.

43:22🔗 Caller All right. My girlfriend started the pill about two weeks ago and a couple of days ago. And my question is, I just want to know what the weight is till we can have unprotected sex.

43:32🔗 Drew What pill was it?

43:33🔗 Caller It was ortho tricycline.

43:35🔗 Drew Yeah. Some people say that the tricycline, you can start up right away. But in general, it's safest to wait a month. So much when she starts the second packet. Yeah.

43:46🔗 Caller After two weeks, I've heard when she started.

43:50🔗 Drew I know people that say it's OK right away on the triphasic cross. But it's safest to wait a month in the second packet.

43:57🔗 Caller OK.

43:57🔗 Drew OK.

43:58🔗 Adam All right, James. Good luck there. Dan. Dan.

44:03🔗 Oh, hey. Hey. Yeah. Whenever I masturbate, I get like bad gas.

44:08🔗 Adam No, you don't. You're making this up.

44:12🔗 Caller No, I'm not.

44:13🔗 Drew No, there's such a thing.

44:14🔗 Adam There is?

44:15🔗 Drew Yeah.

44:15🔗 Adam Why? How does that work?

44:19🔗 Drew Where are you engaged in this behavior?

44:21🔗 Sitting in a chair.

44:22🔗 Drew Sitting in a chair?

44:23🔗 Adam At a buffet.

44:24🔗 Drew And have you ever... You know, sometimes it stimulates the irritable bowel and things. It does?

44:33🔗 Adam I mean, like anticipation, excitement, that kind of thing?

44:38🔗 Drew There's just potential for that sort of mechanism to be activated.

44:41🔗 Adam Really? You get that whipped off? I long for those days where I get that excited over masturbating. It's now, to me, now it's like brushing my teeth. It's just something I got to do before I go to bed. Get it over with. I got to go to bed. Right, Carmen?

44:55🔗 Carmen Electra Oh, that's right. That's right.

44:56🔗 Drew It won't be that way near Utopia, though.

44:58🔗 Adam No. No. Once we're together. And by the way, Carmen has to leave early, in about 10 minutes, by the way. She's got to get back to my place and draw me a bath. What?

45:07🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah. I'll have dinner ready for you, honey, and the bath will be waiting.

45:11🔗 Adam None of that high-protein crap. I want some pasta and muffins.

45:15🔗 Carmen Electra Okay.

45:15🔗 Adam Corn muffins and pasta with a potato sauce. All right. Draw me a bath. And then I want candles and a trail of rose petals leading to the top, if that's all right.

45:28🔗 Carmen Electra All right, dear.

45:29🔗 Adam All righty.

45:31🔗 Caller It's not so hard.

45:34🔗 Adam Dan? Yeah. Really? Carmen, how unattractive am I to you? Pretty unattractive? You know what I'm saying?

45:40🔗 Carmen Electra No, you're not at all.

45:41🔗 Adam Really?

45:41🔗 Drew Nice way to put the guest on the spot too. Thanks a lot. It's not, it's not, you can put it a different way, like-

45:47🔗 Adam How would I put it?

45:48🔗 Drew Are you into me? She can say no, but how despicable and disgusting do you find me?

45:53🔗 Adam Well, I know I'm not her type.

45:55🔗 Carmen Electra What makes you think that?

45:56🔗 Adam I just know.

45:57🔗 Carmen Electra You just assume?

45:58🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, you know, but you see, that way we would know our love was based on something real.

46:04🔗 Carmen Electra Exactly.

46:05🔗 Adam You know what I mean? Because I would repulse you physically, so I would know that you're really into me, for me. Right, Drew?

46:14🔗 Drew I'm listening.

46:15🔗 Adam All right. Did you answer Dan's question?

46:17🔗 Drew It wasn't a question, just, you know, it happens. It's one of those things. You got to watch his diet, and you know.

46:22🔗 Adam All right. Noah?

46:24🔗 Yeah.

46:25🔗 Adam You're 15?

46:26🔗 Caller Yeah. I got a problem. When my girlfriend gives me a blowjob, I can't orgasm now.

46:36🔗 Adam You're gay.

46:36🔗 Caller I used to be able to.

46:37🔗 Adam Uh-huh. Back when? In the late 70s, early 80s?

46:41🔗 Caller No, a couple months ago when we got together.

46:44🔗 Adam Right. I see. Now you can't.

46:47🔗 Caller Right.

46:48🔗 Adam Are you having intercourse with her or just oral sex?

46:51🔗 Caller I'm having intercourse. Oh my God.

46:53🔗 Drew How old is she?

46:55🔗 Caller She? She's the same age as I am.

46:57🔗 Drew And you're how old?

46:59🔗 Caller I'm 15.

47:00🔗 Adam Okay. And why do you think this is?

47:05🔗 Caller I have no idea.

47:06🔗 Drew You want any medication?

47:08🔗 Caller Uh, yeah.

47:08🔗 Drew What do you take?

47:10🔗 Caller I take Syracol, MacDol, and Neurontin.

47:14🔗 Drew Nice.

47:15🔗 Adam Wow.

47:16🔗 Drew Bipolar.

47:17🔗 Adam Jesus Christ, I wasn't on anything. I couldn't get laid in high school.

47:20🔗 Drew So that's the problem. No, you need to talk to your psychiatrist about that.

47:23🔗 Caller Yeah, well, I have a lot of seizures, so I'm on a lot of medication for it.

47:31🔗 Adam All those aren't seizure medications, are they?

47:33🔗 Drew Well, Levitol and Neurontin are, but they're also mood stabilizers, and the Syracol is antidepressant with some anti-agitation properties.

47:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:40🔗 Drew And the Syracol probably was giving you your problem. So talk to your doctor about it, okay?

47:45🔗 Caller All right.

47:45🔗 Drew All right.

47:46🔗 Adam All right. All right.

47:48🔗 Carmen Electra I can't cut him off.

47:49🔗 Adam Well, the kid, he's 15, he's on three meds, he can't ejaculate with the oral sex anymore.

47:55🔗 Carmen Electra Isn't that supposed to happen when you're like 80?

47:59🔗 Adam I don't know.

47:59🔗 Drew You have trouble ejaculating? Well, the medication.

48:02🔗 Adam I don't know. I enjoy the oral sex. FYI, Carmen, that's my thing.

48:08🔗 Carmen Electra Really?

48:09🔗 Adam Yeah. I enjoy it. A lot of guys say they like it, but I really like it.

48:16🔗 Drew She's impressed.

48:17🔗 Carmen Electra I am.

48:19🔗 Adam There's not many guys man enough to admit they like a good BJ, but I am. I do.

48:25🔗 Caller That's great.

48:26🔗 Adam Yeah. It's my bread and my butter.

48:27🔗 Carmen Electra Maybe Monica will give you one.

48:29🔗 Caller I'll talk to her.

48:30🔗 Adam No, really?

48:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:31🔗 Adam I thought she had a boyfriend.

48:32🔗 Carmen Electra Oh, yeah, she does. That's right.

48:34🔗 Adam Yeah.

48:34🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah, but he won't go down on her.

48:36🔗 Adam He won't?

48:37🔗 Carmen Electra No.

48:38🔗 Adam Well, I'm the man then.

48:39🔗 Carmen Electra But he always wants her to go down on him.

48:42🔗 Adam Yeah.

48:42🔗 Carmen Electra So she's not happy about that.

48:44🔗 Drew You do reciprocate, don't you?

48:45🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

48:46🔗 Carmen Electra Yeah. See, it's got to be equal, you know.

48:48🔗 Adam All I got to do is eat, shower, masturbate, watch some TV, and I'm right back on her. Right back. Sometimes it's as short as an hour, hour and a half, hour 45 minutes.

48:58🔗 Carmen Electra Sounds like a perfect marriage.

49:00🔗 Adam All right, Carmen, thanks for coming in.

49:01🔗 Carmen Electra Thank you.

49:02🔗 Adam Don't be a stranger.

49:03🔗 Carmen Electra I won't.

49:04🔗 Adam And everyone go out and watch a scary movie starting tomorrow.

49:08🔗 Drew You're on a webcast next week.

49:10🔗 Carmen Electra I am.

49:10🔗 Drew Whether you know it or not, she won't be there.

49:12🔗 Carmen Electra I have a schedule at my house, so.

49:14🔗 Adam She'll wipe her ass with it. We'll be back after this.

49:19🔗 Caller We'll be back in a minute.

49:38🔗 Dip, dip, dip, oh.

49:41🔗 Adam It is LoveLine. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. How much are the haircuts at your back, Drew? $30.

49:47🔗 $30?

49:50🔗 Drew The same cut, just combed differently, basically.

49:52🔗 Adam Really? Yeah.

49:54🔗 Drew You like it?

49:54🔗 Adam Yeah. No, it looks good. You're doing fine. How you doing?

49:57🔗 Drew It's pathetic.

49:58🔗 Adam How you doing on hair up there?

49:59🔗 Drew Oh, plenty of hair.

50:00🔗 Adam You doing all right?

50:01🔗 Drew White.

50:01🔗 Adam This is white, huh?

50:02🔗 Drew Look at that, silver.

50:03🔗 Adam Yeah. That's good, though.

50:05🔗 Drew It's nuts.

50:05🔗 Adam Chicks dig that. Yeah, it looks good. Yeah, I like that.

50:09🔗 Drew Silver.

50:10🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, your hair is holding up pretty good. How's your dad doing?

50:14🔗 Drew Fine. Same. Same. Same.

50:15🔗 Adam Really? That's good. Yeah. My dad's holding up pretty good, too. A lot of forehead. Ugly man. Oh, very unattractive. Boy, my parents ugly. They're really unattractive people. Listen, I am so good looking if you saw my parents. Do you know what I'm saying?

50:32🔗 Drew You're moving up the scale. Yes. Nice.

50:34🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean.

50:35🔗 Drew But man, were they happy when you left at 18? Oh, that's good riddance. That's the Corolla tradition, isn't it?

50:43🔗 Adam I took my grandma out to lunch today and we really got into some serious conversations about life and love and her being a ball buster in the hole nine yards.

50:55🔗 Drew What did she tell you?

50:56🔗 Adam Oh my God. I tell you, she listens to the radio show. I didn't want to get into it. But, because she'll kill me when I see her next. But we were talking about my mom, you know, and my mom really had this horrible childhood basically.

51:10🔗 Drew Did she admit to that?

51:12🔗 Adam Did my grandmother admit to it? Yeah, I guess so. My mom really had a tough time of it because my grandmother, basically my mother got taken away from my grandmother when my mom was an infant, essentially. At least I wasn't listening, you know, completely conversations, you know, I had my own internal monologue going.

51:36🔗 Drew Oh Christ, get me out of here.

51:38🔗 Adam For the best I could understand, that's what happened. And she was raised by her grandparents.

51:49🔗 Drew Her right.

51:49🔗 Adam Yeah.

51:49🔗 Drew Your mom, grandma's parents.

51:51🔗 Adam Thought they were her parents.

51:53🔗 Drew And grandma was sister.

51:56🔗 Adam Like an aunt or something, you know, came around to visit. And she did that until she was ten and then dad died.

52:04🔗 Drew Grandpa died.

52:05🔗 Adam Yeah, grandpa died and brother killed himself almost immediately after dad died because Her brother? Yeah, her brother killed himself.

52:16🔗 Drew Not grandma's brother.

52:17🔗 Adam Grandma's brother, sorry. Yes, grandma's brother. Yeah, because her brother would have been eight. Yeah. And the Corollas, we don't start hanging ourselves until we're 10, 11. So brother basically blew his brains out. He was a young guy and he's 31 or something. Just very shortly after dad died. And anyway, then actually mom died, then gave mom, grandma died. Well, anyway, it's all very confusing. But my mom basically, I was harkening back to my dad and step mom booting me out of the house at 19, which is considered an old man by Corolla standards. And I thought, yep, they had the same sigh of relief when I left at 19. And I thought, boy, that's a, it's really, it's a great, it's a great thing to pass along to your child.

53:08🔗 Drew Great tradition.

53:09🔗 Adam You're out of the house, thank God.

53:11🔗 Drew And get the hell out of here.

53:12🔗 Adam Good riddance. Yeah, keep going. Just keep going. That's nice. Yeah, makes it, I get all warm and fuzzy when I think about that. Bill?

53:22🔗 Yeah.

53:23🔗 Adam You're 25.

53:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:25🔗 Adam And not going off to Cambridge or anything either, just psh, psh, out. All right, Bill. I had the indignity of having my stepmom kick me out of the house. You know, I wasn't even a family member. Jesus Christ. Oh, geez, my dad is so spineless. Bill?

53:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:43🔗 Adam You're 25.

53:45🔗 Caller Yeah, I was wondering if it's just a myth that a woman can get, you know, so to speak, loose from having many sexual partners or...

53:58🔗 Drew Yes, that's a myth.

53:59🔗 Adam That is fact.

54:00🔗 Drew That's a myth.

54:01🔗 Adam That is fact.

54:02🔗 Drew Yeah, basically.

54:04🔗 Caller I just wanted to ask you, Adam, though. I mean, do you totally believe that? I mean, don't you think that sometimes...

54:10🔗 Adam Sure...

54:11🔗 Caller .that...

54:12🔗 Adam Listen, it was like, I was with a girl some months ago. She'd been with a few partners. It was real. It was like trying to enter a washing machine. It was that big. It was like putting your penis in the opening of a washing machine. It really was. You know, you pull the door down, get on top. More of a dryer, because I was going in, you know, doggy. But I couldn't even feel anything. I had to swing sharply to my right before I hit the sidewall of the vagina. And it took a few minutes. I really had to almost turn completely to 90 degrees.

54:45🔗 Drew Bill, you're 25. How far did you go in school?

54:50🔗 Caller I've gone to college.

54:52🔗 Adam You went to junior college?

54:53🔗 Caller No.

54:54🔗 No.

54:55🔗 Adam No?

54:56🔗 Caller I went to Michigan State.

54:57🔗 Adam Really? Spartan?

54:59🔗 Yep.

55:00🔗 Caller That's right.

55:01🔗 Adam What are you, 100% Iroquois or something? What kind of scholarship fund were you in? Seriously?

55:09🔗 Caller The reason why I ask is because my girlfriend, she, okay, we were away from each other for a while, let's just say. And when I came back... Hold on.

55:24🔗 Adam I got to grab a pad and pencil because I feel a good one coming on.

55:27🔗 Drew I cut down some notes.

55:28🔗 Adam That's right. You came back and she was all stretched out?

55:31🔗 Caller Yeah, but I was just kidding about it.

55:33🔗 Adam Right.

55:34🔗 Caller So then I come to find out that she was cheating on me. So then I was just kind of thinking, God, was I really thinking that?

55:43🔗 Drew No, you weren't. Not unless she had a child with this person.

55:47🔗 Adam Did she have a child with him?

55:49🔗 Caller No.

55:49🔗 Drew All right, then forget it.

55:51🔗 Caller So it was just a figment of my imagination.

55:53🔗 Adam That's right. Your very vivid imagination.

55:56🔗 Caller Okay, I was just thinking.

55:57🔗 Adam All right, you're fine, Bill. And you're putting that degree to use?

56:03🔗 Of course.

56:05🔗 Adam A, you didn't graduate, and B, you're not doing anything in the white collar world.

56:10🔗 Caller I'm not doing anything what?

56:11🔗 Adam You didn't graduate.

56:13🔗 Caller Oh, not completely, but no.

56:16🔗 Drew Is there an incompletely versus completely graduated? Isn't that a digital event? You're the deity, but not?

56:22🔗 Caller I'm still going to school.

56:24🔗 Drew Mental note, children do not go to school in Michigan.

56:27🔗 Adam No.

56:28🔗 Drew Mental note.

56:29🔗 Adam No. Listen, you take those triplets of years, you put them to work for a couple of years, they'll appreciate school that way. They really should. I really mean it, Drew. You're not going to do it. But I'm telling you, you get nothing done between 18 and 20 anyway. It's going to be a bunch of beer bongs and roofies. Have those kids bust their ass, have them go to work, work hard for like two good years, and then they'll be begging to go to school. They'll be begging. They'll appreciate it. They're not going to appreciate it otherwise.

56:56🔗 Drew That's true. There is that theory, that sort of element out there.

56:59🔗 Adam I'll tell you, I'll tell you what-

57:00🔗 Drew Depends where you go to school.

57:01🔗 Adam You know what would be the best? I know, but listen, don't worry, your kids are going to rebel. Here's how it should work. All kids should graduate high school, go to work hard for like a year, maybe two years. They should save up like five grand or something, and then they should go to school and spend that money on their books or whatever it is.

57:19🔗 Drew They should go in the army for a while. Or set them out on a mission.

57:23🔗 Adam That's what, I don't know, Sweden does that I think, or Israel does it. There's a few countries that do it. It's not a bad plan. Veronica?

57:30🔗 Hi.

57:31🔗 Adam You're 35.

57:32🔗 Caller Yes.

57:32🔗 Adam What's up?

57:33🔗 Caller Well, I've been married for seven years, and I feel that I'm falling out of love. I've started to have one night stands. I've had three already over the span of three months.

57:44🔗 Adam Three different guys?

57:46🔗 Caller Three different guys, yes.

57:47🔗 Drew What's going wrong in the marriage?

57:49🔗 Caller Well, I don't have any feelings or any emotional attachment to my husband anymore.

57:54🔗 Drew Why?

57:56🔗 Caller I don't know. I think it's been going on for about a year, but I think I just started realizing it. It finally just kind of really hit me over the last...

58:04🔗 Drew But you were married for a long time. Why all of a sudden nothing?

58:09🔗 Caller I don't know. All I know is that when I look at him, I don't want to be around him. I don't...

58:13🔗 Drew Why? What is it disturbing you?

58:15🔗 Adam No, who cares? How long have you been married?

58:17🔗 Caller Seven years.

58:19🔗 Adam Do you have any kids?

58:20🔗 Caller No.

58:21🔗 Adam Good. Why are you acting out? Oh, forget it. What happened to you? What's going on with you?

58:28🔗 Caller Well, there's no excitement in the marriage.

58:30🔗 No.

58:31🔗 Adam What's up? You're acting out in a big way.

58:33🔗 Caller Right.

58:34🔗 Adam Where's that coming from? You ever get raped? You ever get abused? Did your dad ever beat on you?

58:39🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

58:40🔗 Adam Anyone beat on you when you were a kid?

58:42🔗 Caller No.

58:42🔗 Adam Alcoholism?

58:44🔗 Caller I had an alcoholic father.

58:47🔗 Adam Now we're getting somewhere.

58:48🔗 Drew Is this guy drinking?

58:50🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

58:50🔗 Drew Is this guy drinking?

58:51🔗 Caller No. He's 180 degrees different than my father.

58:55🔗 Drew That could be part of the problem here.

58:57🔗 Adam What's he do for a living?

58:59🔗 Caller He's the president of a private company.

59:01🔗 Adam I see. He owns his own carpet cleaning van. Yeah. Is he intimate with you?

59:10🔗 Caller No.

59:12🔗 Caller Not for about four months now.

59:15🔗 Adam Really?

59:16🔗 Drew I wonder what he's up to.

59:18🔗 Adam He may be up to something too. How old is he? Okay. Well, you're definitely out of love. Listen, if he- Hold on.

59:27🔗 Drew There's things that can be done.

59:28🔗 Adam Did he do anything overt? Did he strike you?

59:31🔗 Caller No.

59:32🔗 Adam Did he cheat? Did he cheat? Do you suspect he's cheated?

59:36🔗 Caller No.

59:36🔗 Drew Have you been telling him to be more available or the things you need that he can't deliver isn't delivering?

59:43🔗 Caller Well, we've been talking about this for about the last six months.

59:48🔗 Drew And what's he done in response to you telling him there's a problem?

59:53🔗 Caller Not much, really.

59:54🔗 Adam Well, there you go. Hey, listen, guys, when you don't listen, they let the vagina do the talking. That's the next mouth that opens, the vaginal mouth. And the penis comes flowing right in, the stranger's penis. Where did you meet these guys?

1:00:10🔗 Caller Going out with my girlfriend.

1:00:12🔗 Adam I see. Oh, yeah.

1:00:14🔗 Drew How about...

1:00:15🔗 Caller Drinks.

1:00:15🔗 Drew How about marriage counseling?

1:00:18🔗 Caller We've talked about that. I'm actually going into my own counseling.

1:00:23🔗 Drew Are you an alcoholic?

1:00:24🔗 Caller No. No. But I feel that I can't work on myself and the marriage at the same time.

1:00:30🔗 Adam Why not?

1:00:31🔗 Caller Well, because sometimes there's lots of issues that you have to deal with.

1:00:35🔗 Caller And, you know, you can't... It's real difficult to work on your own issues and to work on the marriage.

1:00:41🔗 Drew Like what specifically are you talking about?

1:00:43🔗 Caller Well, I'm just trying to evaluate my life, you know, because I'm feeling that, you know, this isn't working out.

1:00:50🔗 Caller All right.

1:00:50🔗 Adam Well, listen, get a divorce. You're not into this. You're not in love. He's not doing anything. He's wrapped up in his work. You're cheating your ass off. Forget it. You don't have any kids. You made a mistake. Go ahead. Break up.

1:01:07🔗 Caller Well, you know, I mean, that sounds like the easy way out.

1:01:10🔗 Adam Well, listen, you're already... You've already slept with three guys. That's an easier way out. That's an easier way out. So just get divorced.

1:01:20🔗 Drew You understand you're going to create a total catastrophe here.

1:01:22🔗 Adam That's what you're doing.

1:01:24🔗 Caller Right. I mean, I understand.

1:01:26🔗 Drew It's going to force... No, no, no. You're going to force a divorce.

1:01:30🔗 Adam Now, when are you planning on telling him you're cheating?

1:01:34🔗 Caller Well, I don't.

1:01:35🔗 Adam I figure you did it to let him know at some point. So you got to let it slip somehow. So how are you going to do that?

1:01:42🔗 Caller I'm not.

1:01:42🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying? Maybe you guys get into therapy together and you let it out there.

1:01:47🔗 Caller I don't want that to be the issue.

1:01:49🔗 Drew That's why she doesn't want to go to therapy, you see.

1:01:51🔗 Adam I see. All right. Well, listen, Veronica, why don't you get into some personal therapy and try to hash it out with your therapist? Mm-hmm.

1:01:58🔗 Drew But, Veronica, that, uh-huh, uh-huh, that's so detached. I mean, just anything but affect.

1:02:05🔗 Adam Veronica's got a little bit of a serial killer to her.

1:02:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:02:10🔗 Adam And listen, any woman who can be married and go out and just have three one-night stands, mm, that's, that's the female equivalent to the serial killer. It really is. Women aren't serial killers. This is, they do their killing with the vagina. The vagina's a weapon. It really is.

1:02:27🔗 Drew Certainly, if you had one, you'd use it as such.

1:02:29🔗 Adam I certainly would. I'd use it, I'm trying to think what kind of weapon. Be like a pillow, you know, that you self-cape people with. You know, not like a knife or spear or bayonet or anything.

1:02:39🔗 Drew It wouldn't be like one of those 007 submarines. You know, there's always those weird sort of monsters.

1:02:46🔗 Adam Well, it's got to look like a vagina. You know, that's the problem. I'm trying to keep it real. All right, and listen, fellas, listen to your women. They can go out and get laid anytime they want. Anytime. All they got to do is step out with their girlfriends, go out dancing, go to a bar, have a couple cocktails. That's it. They'll do it. They can do it. It's up to them. I hope they don't want to do it. But if they want to do it, pow, pow, done, done. Like I dream of Jeannie. She'll just cross her arms and flick her ponytail. Pow, got nailed. You could still be standing there. She'd have sex. Bang. They can do it that night. That night, that afternoon.

1:03:32🔗 Drew Just on a whim.

1:03:34🔗 Adam You get them pissed off, you cross them. They'll go out and have a couple of high balls. That's it. Speaking of high balls. Oh, yes. Ann?

1:03:43🔗 Caller Hi. I am bisexual and I'm dating a girl. Right now, we've been dating for like two years. And when I was little, I was, when I was about four years old, I was physically and sexually abused by my dad. And that was a rape. I was raped by him.

1:04:07🔗 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

1:04:09🔗 Drew Who is it?

1:04:12🔗 Caller And I kind of, you know, it kind of got all hidden away until recently, when I finally told my girlfriend, you know, and ever since then, like, I've been having these really bad flashbacks and like dreams. And now I have a really hard time. Like, my girlfriend, she's never done anything, you know. She's never been mean, never anything. She's like perfect, but...

1:04:42🔗 Drew And would you consider getting some treatment for this? This is a very serious problem.

1:04:47🔗 Caller Honestly, I, like, right after my parents finally got divorced when I was about nine, and I went through counseling, and I don't exactly know how it happened, but it ended up where this counselor basically like, my, this happened to my sister also, and this counselor basically told my sister and I that we were to blame. It just, it was so screwed up, and finally, I, neither of us could handle it anymore.

1:05:26🔗 Adam How old were you? Nine?

1:05:28🔗 Caller I was about nine when my parents split up.

1:05:30🔗 Drew Well, that was your perception. Who knows what they actually said, though.

1:05:33🔗 Adam Yeah, they didn't say that.

1:05:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:05:35🔗 Adam They didn't say to a nine-year-old who was raped by dad, How dare you? Toots, this is your fault now. Have fun in the second grade. They didn't say that, Ann. That's how you felt. There's no way they said that. The world's drunkest counselor wouldn't imply that.

1:05:55🔗 Caller I mean, I don't, I don't know. I don't, honestly.

1:05:59🔗 Adam Listen, that's how you heard it, and that's an excuse for you not going back into it. But that's not how it went down.

1:06:06🔗 Caller The problem is, though, like, now, ever since I've been having these, these, like, flashbacks and dreams and stuff, I, I, every time my girlfriend touches me, I can't, I just, I can't stand it. All right.

1:06:21🔗 Adam Well, well, no, no. There's nothing you can do. Nothing. Nothing. You're doomed. You can't go to counseling. So what are you going to do? All counselors do is blame you.

1:06:33🔗 Right?

1:06:35🔗 Caller No, and that's not exactly how I look at it.

1:06:37🔗 Adam All right. Hey, listen, all of yous out there's, I don't know why, and I understand you're a victim and I understand you're abused and you're traumatized, but that doesn't make you stupid, does it? And you understand there's like good cops and bad cops and there's good lawyers and there's bad lawyers and there's good people and there's bad people, right?

1:07:05🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:07:05🔗 Adam You think all counselors are evil?

1:07:08🔗 Caller No, and I don't know, maybe I think, I don't know, I mean, I know, I think I know deep down that I have to go.

1:07:18🔗 Adam Yes, you have to go.

1:07:19🔗 Drew Here's what happens, it's less painful to blame yourself than to experience the incredible rage at your dad.

1:07:27🔗 Adam Where is your dad now?

1:07:28🔗 Caller Well, he was a Chicago cop and basically any time he ever did anything, he got away with it, like, you know, every time we went to court, he'd be able to show his badge and bring his gun in and everything, plus he's a Chicago cop. And he just retired and now he's living in Florida and he comes back up here quite often. You know, I'm from Chicago and he comes back up here quite often.

1:08:00🔗 Adam On business, like, has to do some molesting before, you know, during the summer? I see. All right. Do you have any contact with him?

1:08:10🔗 Caller Actually, I mean, he calls my house twice a day and...

1:08:14🔗 Adam Every day, huh?

1:08:15🔗 Caller Every single day and...

1:08:16🔗 Adam What's he want?

1:08:18🔗 Caller He just... You know, I honestly... I don't know. I don't know what he got from...

1:08:25🔗 Adam Well, he's probably trying to apologize in his own cop-like way.

1:08:31🔗 Caller I...

1:08:32🔗 Adam Why don't you confront him?

1:08:34🔗 Caller Oh, we have and... My sister and I both have, and it's...

1:08:40🔗 Caller It's totally useless.

1:08:41🔗 Caller He's an alcoholic. He's got... He's got so many problems.

1:08:45🔗 Adam All right. Well, listen, don't... Break off contact with him. Thank God you're with a woman. There'll be no children. And get into counseling, and I'm sorry for what happened. Oh, my God. Can you imagine? There's your legacy. You know what I mean? You got a couple of daughters. You rape both of them. What do you do? How do you go through life? What does he do? Is there enough booze in the world?

1:09:10🔗 Drew You know what I mean? Maybe he doesn't remember he was in a blackout when it happened.

1:09:13🔗 Adam You got to go over there. You got to talk to him. You got to confront him. You know, you're driving home from their house going, Oh, boy, she was in a mood tonight. I wonder what that was about. I make one comment about the macaroni being a little bit dry, and she starts crying.

1:09:28🔗 Caller What's up with that?

1:09:29🔗 Adam You know what I mean? Listen, let me tell you why I'm not going to rape my kids. I'm probably not going to rape my kids. I never say never, Drew.

1:09:39🔗 Caller I understand. It's always a possibility.

1:09:42🔗 Adam I can't talk. I'm not a father. Here's why I'm probably not going to rape my kids. Not for them, for me. I couldn't deal with it. I couldn't hang out with them.

1:09:51🔗 Drew For the rest of your life.

1:09:52🔗 The rest of my life.

1:09:54🔗 Adam I mean, listen, I get a quick orgasm, man. Fine, sure, the kids, you know, it's nine, it's tight, hairless. But for the rest of your life, what do you do? What happens? What happens when one of them dies before you do? What's that like for you? Going to the funeral? You know what I mean? Well, what's that thing? What's the reunion like? What's any of it like? What happens when they have kids? There's grandkids now. They don't want them hanging around you. They told the husband. You know what I mean?

1:10:24🔗 Drew They have to think of the husband they picked.

1:10:25🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

1:10:26🔗 Adam He's high-fiving you. Hey, you're first, but I'm second, brother.

1:10:30🔗 Caller I'll get the next round.

1:10:32🔗 Adam All right. All right, Drew. Come on, let's kill ourselves. Let's make some of that Jonestown high sea and just call it a life. What do you say? We'll be back. LoveLine. I'm Adam, and that's Drew. Phone number 1-800-LEVE-191. Carmen Electra has left the building. Jesus Christ, the lightning round. Yeah, may have to start earning my keep tonight. Yeah, working extra hard. All right, kiddies, I'm going to bring you the lightning round. Thanks Anderson, thanks for reminding me. Emily?

1:11:32🔗 Yeah.

1:11:32🔗 Adam You're 19?

1:11:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:34🔗 Adam Your roommate masturbates very loudly.

1:11:37🔗 Caller Yes, when I'm in the other room.

1:11:39🔗 Drew What does that mean?

1:11:41🔗 Caller Like grunting and other noises.

1:11:44🔗 Adam He's a, it's a male.

1:11:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:47🔗 Drew He's a male, yes. Imagine that. No, he's a female, Adam.

1:11:52🔗 Caller How dare you.

1:11:54🔗 Caller Yeah, and I was just wondering if I should confront him about it or if I should kind of just.

1:11:58🔗 Drew Are there other roommates?

1:11:59🔗 Caller No, it's just me.

1:12:01🔗 Drew Is there any way he could keep his personal time and space more sort of deliberately away from you?

1:12:08🔗 Caller Well, I don't even know if he realizes that he's doing it.

1:12:11🔗 Drew That's the point. Is it the nature of the layout of the roommate situation?

1:12:15🔗 Caller Well, my room is right. We live in an apartment and my room is right across the hall from his. It's just a little hallway. Yeah.

1:12:22🔗 Drew So there's no way he could sort of make it more private for himself.

1:12:25🔗 Caller Not really.

1:12:26🔗 Drew What if you like turned on some loud music?

1:12:28🔗 Adam What does he think you're doing? Well, he's doing that.

1:12:32🔗 Caller I don't know. I don't know.

1:12:34🔗 Drew How old is he?

1:12:35🔗 Caller He's 20.

1:12:36🔗 Drew Okay. And I was 20.

1:12:37🔗 Adam Is he? Is he?

1:12:39🔗 Drew His brain is not working right yet.

1:12:40🔗 Adam I mean, really? Is he grunting?

1:12:43🔗 Caller Well, just kind of sexual noises.

1:12:47🔗 Adam Like what?

1:12:48🔗 Caller Like, you want me to damage?

1:12:50🔗 Adam Yeah. And then I'll start masturbating and show you the silent ninja-like way I can do it.

1:12:56🔗 Drew Oh, there it was.

1:12:57🔗 Adam Yep. Done. Oh, that's it. That's all you hear.

1:13:02🔗 Drew So Emily, how does he carry on?

1:13:04🔗 Adam Come on, give us a little taste. What do you hear coming through that wall? Where is he right now?

1:13:09🔗 Caller He's out. He's out with his friends. All right.

1:13:11🔗 Adam Tell us, give us a little sound effect.

1:13:14🔗 Caller Like, uh, uh, kind of like that.

1:13:20🔗 Adam I really do think if a guy is doing that, he's somehow inviting you in. Do you think, you know what I mean? I think he is getting off on you hearing it.

1:13:33🔗 Caller Oh, God.

1:13:35🔗 Adam Does he disgust you?

1:13:37🔗 Caller No, no. He seems normal. I mean...

1:13:41🔗 Caller Oh, God.

1:13:42🔗 Drew Oh, no, he's fine. He's a great guy.

1:13:44🔗 Caller Quite a turn on.

1:13:46🔗 Drew She shudders in disgust and dismay.

1:13:48🔗 Adam Would you consider having sex with him?

1:13:51🔗 Caller Oh, no. God, no. No.

1:13:52🔗 Adam Why not?

1:13:53🔗 Caller Because we're friends. I mean, no, I wouldn't.

1:13:56🔗 Adam All right. Well, listen, if you're friends, then you just go in there and lay the law down.

1:14:01🔗 Drew I think what you do is just the first order of business. So you just don't have to go through the whole embarrassment. He's doing that. Turn some loud music on. It lets him know you're not happy about your hearing and you want it to stop.

1:14:11🔗 Adam You go in there with the squirt gun and hit him.

1:14:12🔗 Drew That's next. That's next. Then you have the talk.

1:14:16🔗 Adam See, here's why guys and girls are so different. This would be a coup.

1:14:21🔗 Drew For a guy.

1:14:21🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Guys have his ear pressed up against the wall with a glass. A guy would probably start recording it. And I guarantee, he'd begin masturbating eventually. When it was going down. Eventually meaning minute number two into it, he would begin touching himself. He really would.

1:14:41🔗 Drew But how about the, you know, if he occurred to him, do you think she wants to have sex with him? I think that's what she's sort of putting out there. Oh, no, it's a friend.

1:14:51🔗 Adam Right. No, guy'd be right on top of that. Guy'd probably just kick the door in and begin raping. Yeah. I love when, you know what's great about women? And this is what I love about them. I really do. I love the notion. Here's the interesting thing. This is starting to dawn on me, but here's the thought, the thought of the night. Men can basically agree on who they want to have sex with universally as men. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, here's Carmen Electra, right? Every guy is going to agree that they like to have sex with her. Now, some guys would like to have sex with her more. I'm not going to argue with that. There's always room for preference and taste, but you could get some guy from Saudi Arabia who sold carpet and who did a little goat herding just on weekends and bring him in here in his 70s. He'd look at Carmen Electra, he'd want to have sex with her. Or you could bring a 14-year-old from Iowa in. He'd want to have sex with her. You know what I mean? It crosses all international boundaries. She's a beautiful woman, guys wouldn't have sex with her. Like I said, maybe some guys like blondes, you know? But even those guys would look at Carmen and go, love it. Now, the thing that I always find amazing about women is, I'll use myself as an example, and it'll be good and bad. There are women out there who actually want to have sex with me.

1:16:18🔗 Drew I know, it's shocking.

1:16:20🔗 Adam I know.

1:16:20🔗 Drew I was more witness to that.

1:16:22🔗 Adam Really, I've seen it. I've seen it firsthand. I've been to parties. There's been attractive women. They've spoken to me in a sexual manner. There are women out there who would like to have sex with me. There's nothing wrong with them. There really isn't. Then there's women who would be disgusted at the notion of having me, my sweaty, hairy body, mount their pristine body. Do you know what I'm saying?

1:16:44🔗 Drew Yeah, same guy.

1:16:45🔗 Adam Yeah, same guy. Same guy could really do it for one chick, and then there's like, Danielle or a phone screener, she would be in therapy for 10 years if I approached her sexually. She'd have to be post-traumatic stress reaction. She'd have to move to a vomitorium. She would do nothing but vomit.

1:17:06🔗 We were actually just talking about that.

1:17:09🔗 Drew How sick it would make her.

1:17:10🔗 Adam Yeah, you'd be disgusted.

1:17:11🔗 Drew And yet, there's a middle ground to a woman that could go either, could be swayed one way or the other and be completely in.

1:17:19🔗 Adam Yeah, they're out there. But Danielle is repulsive as I am to you physically. Do you realize that there's attractive women who would gladly have sex with me?

1:17:29🔗 Drew Can you imagine that?

1:17:30🔗 Caller I think there are women out there who would have sex with just about anybody.

1:17:33🔗 Drew No, no, no.

1:17:34🔗 Adam I appreciate the point you're trying to make. But Trouchet, that's a very valid point. Thank you for bringing that up, honey. Now, and that's true. I don't want to take that away from you, Danielle. Danielle is a very petite, very naive flower of a young. She's a little too much flower.

1:18:03🔗 Drew Then it made my month. She's really, I think.

1:18:05🔗 Adam She's really darling and there's probably feelings. She probably has feelings for me that she's not comfortable with. And therefore, she runs from them.

1:18:13🔗 Drew Nausea, this makes her uncomfortable.

1:18:16🔗 Adam But what I'm saying is, Danielle, really, really, there are, there are some women out there, some attractive women.

1:18:25🔗 Drew Specifically, who are attracted to him.

1:18:27🔗 Adam Who would have, yes, who like me more than other guys.

1:18:30🔗 Drew Yeah, not just other guys, which Adam's one.

1:18:32🔗 Adam I know you have to sort of close your eyes.

1:18:34🔗 Drew It's hard to imagine.

1:18:35🔗 Adam And maybe have a shot of brandy to hear that. But they're actually out there. And this is the difference between men and women. Whereas everyone could agree on Carmen Electra. And not that I'm the male equivalent to her by any stretch of the imagination, but no guy, no, wouldn't want to get on her.

1:18:55🔗 Drew But there's no male equivalent of that, is there?

1:18:57🔗 Adam There's many, there's many, once in a while you get your sort of, I don't know, Brad Pitt or something. But even then, even then, there's, there's women who want that universally. Go for that.

1:19:10🔗 Right.

1:19:13🔗 Adam All right, come on, you're breaking my heart, baby. Take that back now.

1:19:15🔗 Drew What she said in here?

1:19:17🔗 Adam No, no, I'm just, I'm thinking about that last comment she made. I take it back.

1:19:21🔗 Drew All right. You do not. Now I'm depressed.

1:19:24🔗 That's a damn lie and you know it.

1:19:25🔗 Adam No, she's just lying. That's all. All right, baby. Heather?

1:19:31🔗 Yeah.

1:19:32🔗 Adam Therefore, and hold on one second, Heather. Here's what I want to say. So then Carmen Electra's got an easy life. She can go into a room and go, okay, there's 35 guys in here. Four of them are gay, 31 want to nail me. Actually, one guy's bi, 32. Do you know what I mean? She knows.

1:19:51🔗 Drew Yeah, but that's a real pain in the ass for her.

1:19:53🔗 Adam Okay, maybe a pain in the ass, but she definitely knows.

1:19:57🔗 Drew What she doesn't know is where does she as a person sit with all this?

1:20:01🔗 Adam Okay, let's not shed any more tears for Carmen Electra. What I don't know is whether I'm going to run into some chick who really digs me. And like I said, I swear to God they're out there. Or I'm going to run into Danielle and mistake her for someone who should like me.

1:20:18🔗 Drew Well, you might have to also coincide with somebody who likes you, right? You have to like the one that likes you.

1:20:23🔗 Adam All right. Yeah, but I'm not factoring that in right now. Heather? Yeah. You're 15. What's up?

1:20:30🔗 Caller Well, my boyfriend and I had sex yesterday and he told me we didn't have to use protection because I was on my period.

1:20:37🔗 Drew He's an idiot.

1:20:38🔗 Adam Wow. How old is he?

1:20:39🔗 Caller 20.

1:20:40🔗 Caller Oh.

1:20:41🔗 Caller Wow.

1:20:41🔗 Drew 15.

1:20:44🔗 Caller Yeah. I wish.

1:20:46🔗 Adam Boy, there's a lot of early soiling going on in this country. And was it a mess?

1:20:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:54🔗 Adam And he didn't go down on you, did he?

1:20:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:02🔗 Adam And where did he go? You're 15. What is next? Is he just pee on you or how does that work?

1:21:09🔗 Caller No, I don't know.

1:21:12🔗 Adam I mean, I'm just curious. Oh, I see. Yeah, it's barnyard. You go right to the barnyard.

1:21:18🔗 All right.

1:21:18🔗 Adam So he and Heather.

1:21:21🔗 Yeah.

1:21:22🔗 Adam You're as a young lady who should be somewhat self-conscious like most 15-year-olds are. You don't have any problem with the guy going down on you while you're on your period?

1:21:32🔗 Caller Well, I told him he didn't have to and he said he wanted to.

1:21:34🔗 Drew But she's also totally beholden to this wonderful ideal person.

1:21:38🔗 Adam I know. But you didn't want to step up and go, hey, listen, I'm on the rank.

1:21:43🔗 Caller How about stepping up and go, hey, I warned him and he said it was all right.

1:21:46🔗 Drew How about, hey, get a economy hole. That would be part of stepping up too. The utopia we would ultimately live in, Adam, is if we could just get women to assert themselves.

1:21:55🔗 Adam No, not me.

1:21:56🔗 Drew To men. Seriously, that would be it.

1:21:58🔗 Adam All right. Listen, Heather, what's up with you? Where's your dad?

1:22:02🔗 Caller He's at home.

1:22:05🔗 Adam Where do you live?

1:22:06🔗 Caller Where do I live?

1:22:07🔗 Adam Yeah. At home?

1:22:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I live with him.

1:22:10🔗 Adam What's wrong with him?

1:22:12🔗 Caller Nothing's wrong with him.

1:22:13🔗 Adam Why are you dating a 20-year-old?

1:22:16🔗 Caller Um, I don't know. I like older guys.

1:22:19🔗 Adam What's up with your dad? Is he an alcoholic?

1:22:22🔗 Caller He used to be.

1:22:23🔗 Adam Yeah, there you go. What an amazing, shocking revelation.

1:22:28🔗 Drew It's a coincidence.

1:22:29🔗 Adam Revealation.

1:22:29🔗 Drew Coincidence, Adam.

1:22:30🔗 Shocking.

1:22:32🔗 Drew How dare you?

1:22:34🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Heather, you're dating a criminal. And the guy's going down on you while you're on your period.

1:22:41🔗 Drew And he's going to get you pregnant.

1:22:42🔗 Caller Well, can I get pregnant?

1:22:43🔗 Adam Yes, yes. You can always get pregnant all the time.

1:22:47🔗 Caller All right.

1:22:47🔗 Adam I mean, listen, it's a lesser chance. But come on, honey. Well, what do you care? You're going to be pregnant in another six months anyway, right?

1:22:55🔗 Drew Get that morning after, Bill. Keep it around.

1:22:58🔗 Adam Come on, goofball.

1:23:00🔗 Caller Grow up. How many hours do I have?

1:23:02🔗 Drew Come on.

1:23:03🔗 Adam Yes.

1:23:04🔗 Caller All right.

1:23:05🔗 Adam Heather, please take some responsibility. Your dad was an alcoholic and now everyone's daddy.

1:23:10🔗 Drew Good. Go to some Alateen, all right, Heather?

1:23:12🔗 Caller All right.

1:23:12🔗 Drew Alateen, I'll help you.

1:23:13🔗 Adam Oh, do you think she's going to one of those meetings? Hey, Heather?

1:23:17🔗 Yeah. Come on.

1:23:18🔗 Adam Go to one of those meetings, would you?

1:23:20🔗 Caller Okay.

1:23:21🔗 Adam I swear to God, just go, would you?

1:23:23🔗 Caller Okay. Well, for you.

1:23:24🔗 Adam All right. For me. Okay. You're attracted to me, right?

1:23:27🔗 Caller Yeah, exactly.

1:23:28🔗 Adam All right.

1:23:28🔗 Drew Oh, it's another one of those.

1:23:29🔗 Adam Thank you. Guys, 20. I mean, hey, listen, guys. Listen, attention all guys. Stop being such idiots, would you?

1:23:43🔗 Drew That's the other part. Let the women assert their feelings. Guys, listen, and don't prey on them the rest of the time.

1:23:50🔗 Adam Well, here's what I'd like. Here's what I would like, and listen, all you guys, guys especially. Women don't seem to have this gene, but guys do. I would like you to go ahead and govern yourself just a little bit.

1:24:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:24:06🔗 Adam Don't do what you can do, do what you should do.

1:24:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:11🔗 Adam If a guy leaves his window open and his cell phone on his driver's seat, don't reach in and grab it because you can. Do you know what I mean? If somebody drops their wallet, just return it. Do you know what I mean? Stop looking. Life is not one big opportunity for you to seize. Here's a 15-year-old. Her dad was an alcoholic. Her uncle raped her. She's stupid. I can F her. Yeah, you can, but it's not all about what you can do.

1:24:39🔗 Drew Well, they also have to be able to see it. It's like, hey, this is a 15-year-old. She's into sex. She's into a man. She's into it because dad was a raging alcoholic. She was abused in some overt way.

1:24:51🔗 Adam I'm just talking about in general across the board. Life does not owe you idiots anything. And like I said, somebody who leaves their car door open, or their window down, or their briefcase on the roof of their car, in the airport parking lot, that ain't yours. It's not yours. Do you understand? And the part about you teaching the guy a lesson because he's too stupid to leave, that's a bunch of rational BS. It's not yours. And 15-year-olds, I don't care if they're spread eagle and drunk with an IV, wine cooler IV in them, at a rave you're at, you can't ask them if you're 20. Do you hear me? It's not all one big opportunity. John?

1:25:40🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:25:40🔗 Adam You're 25, what's up?

1:25:42🔗 Caller Well, this is kind of an anatomical question, I guess. This has been something that I discovered about my body.

1:25:52🔗 Adam Hey John, you don't get laid much, do you?

1:25:55🔗 Caller I'm married.

1:25:56🔗 Adam All right, so you're really not getting any. All right, what's up with you? You work with computers?

1:26:03🔗 Caller No. What do you do? I work.

1:26:09🔗 Adam What do you do, you jackass?

1:26:12🔗 Caller What do I do for work?

1:26:14🔗 Adam All right. We're trying to go to break here. I'm trying to figure out what to. Let's see. Let me get this. You work computers? No. What do you do for work? I work. What do you do for work? For work. What do I do for work? All right. So what is that? Three go rounds? All right. We'll take a break. We'll get back with John.

1:26:32🔗 Drew Oh, but he's going to have to deal with Ace Rockolla.

1:26:34🔗 Adam That's right. I'm bringing in my alter ego, Ace Rockolla after this for a little lightning round.

1:26:41🔗 Caller LoveLine with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:27:52🔗 Adam It's 11.47 straight up. That is 13 minutes.

1:27:57🔗 Caller The Witch in the Hour, 12 straight up.

1:28:00🔗 Adam We're gonna hop back on the boat and burn through some calls tonight. Let me tell you something, kiddies. Carmen Electra was in here a little bit earlier tonight, and she is hot, hot, hot. All right, let's hop back in the boat. That was big news. Wes, Wes, 15 years old.

1:28:18🔗 Caller I haven't heard of the Red Line.

1:28:19🔗 Adam Yeah, baby, what's going on? Hey, Wes, hold on a second. Let's check that. It's 1147 and 37. 12 minutes and 36. The wave is up, the hour is straight up.

1:28:28🔗 Caller You're in the Love Line. It's back there in the middle of the line.

1:28:30🔗 Adam I don't know, Ace Rockolla, it's a good sign that I drew Carmen Electra. What's going on there, Wes?

1:28:34🔗 Caller I was wondering if I can drink while taking Accutane.

1:28:39🔗 Drew Not supposed to.

1:28:40🔗 Adam Not supposed to there, Wes. Hey, Wes.

1:28:41🔗 Drew Tough on the liver.

1:28:42🔗 Adam Wes, you're 15. Okay. Right, you should only be smoking pot and doing heroin at 15. You should not be drinking. What do you say there, Drew? Unacceptable. Let's check the time again. It's 1148 straight up, 12 minutes away from the top of the hour and you're smack dabbing in the middle of the line around. I'm your humble host, Ace Rockolla.

1:29:00🔗 Caller I'm a little, I'm a little Clint.

1:29:03🔗 Caller Yes.

1:29:04🔗 Adam Clayton, you're 15 years old.

1:29:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:07🔗 Adam Your girlfriend said she masturbates.

1:29:10🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, we were talking on the phone and she was trying to like arouse me or something, I guess. And she tells me that she's masturbating with like a vacuum hose.

1:29:20🔗 Adam Vacuum hose.

1:29:20🔗 Caller Twinkie hole, baby. Woo! Yeah.

1:29:23🔗 Adam She's not going to read or drive, is she? Little duzz buzzer, huh?

1:29:27🔗 Caller She said she didn't turn it on, but she just like masturbated with it. I know that I can't compete with that, so I'm doing what I should do.

1:29:33🔗 Adam Uprighter canister.

1:29:35🔗 Caller What?

1:29:36🔗 Adam All right there, buddy. Well, you can't compete with that. I'll tell you, why don't you shove a mop up your ass? That ought to put her straight. Hey, let me check the time. It's 1148 seconds. That is 11 minutes and 10 seconds away from the top of the other witchy house straight up midnight. You smack the head in the middle.

1:29:52🔗 Caller Lightning round.

1:29:54🔗 Adam I'm Ace Rockolla. It's my good, good, good, good, good partner over there, Dr. Drew. Let me tell you something. Get Carmen Electra in here early in the night. Hot, hot, hot. Scary movie coming out tomorrow. Nationwide. Hey, partner.

1:30:06🔗 Caller Whoa.

1:30:08🔗 Adam I'm sending some hostility. We better hop back on the phone.

1:30:11🔗 Caller Johnny. Hey, when I squeeze my nipples.

1:30:15🔗 Adam Ah, that's right, Johnny. 25 years old squeezes the nipples.

1:30:18🔗 Caller What do you do for work?

1:30:21🔗 Adam What do you do for work, Johnny?

1:30:23🔗 Caller Well, I'm a student. I work part time.

1:30:24🔗 Adam You work part time. I see. Still won't tell us what he does for work. Let's check the time. It's 1149 and 40 seconds. That is 10 minutes and 20 seconds away from the time of the hour. Well, what are you going to do about that? You can't cry over spilled college.

1:30:49🔗 Caller Amber?

1:30:50🔗 Caller Yes.

1:30:51🔗 Adam Amber, you're 18. What's up?

1:30:54🔗 Caller I actually have a lot of questions and I don't know if your lightning round is going to be long enough.

1:30:58🔗 Adam All right then, buddy. We'll move on to the next call.

1:31:01🔗 Caller Aaron?

1:31:03🔗 Caller Aaron?

1:31:04🔗 Caller Hello?

1:31:05🔗 Caller Airsteer?

1:31:06🔗 Caller Aaron? Aaron? Aaron?

1:31:07🔗 Adam 15?

1:31:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:09🔗 Adam Jewish guy?

1:31:10🔗 Caller No.

1:31:10🔗 Adam Jew?

1:31:12🔗 Caller I have a problem. My girlfriend and I?

1:31:15🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Aaron, you've been on hold for 101 minutes?

1:31:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:18🔗 Adam Yeah. That's almost an hour. Hold on a second. Let me check that. Almost an hour. It's 1150. That's a little joke, that. It's 1150 and 30. That's nine minutes and 30 seconds away. At the top of the hour, straight up, smack dab in the middle of the hour, talking to unofficial Jew, Aaron. Aaron, you're 15 years old. What's up, partner?

1:31:36🔗 Caller Yeah. My girlfriend only once had sex with me when she's drunk.

1:31:41🔗 Adam Oh, definitely not Jewish. Yeah.

1:31:43🔗 Caller And when she's not, she like ignores me.

1:31:46🔗 Drew Not a great sign.

1:31:47🔗 Adam Juice her up and goes, my buddy, the wheeze would say.

1:31:50🔗 Drew Not a relationship, really, either, there.

1:31:53🔗 Adam Aaron, I'd have a case of wine coolers under the bunk bed. You know what I'm saying about her?

1:31:57🔗 Drew How old is she?

1:31:58🔗 Caller She's 15, also.

1:31:59🔗 Adam She's 15.

1:32:00🔗 Drew This is not a relationship, Aaron. I don't know what it is. She's got a lot of stuff going on that I don't think you really want to be talking about.

1:32:06🔗 Adam Drew, you're saying there's something wrong with a 15-year-old who's an alcoholic dependent?

1:32:09🔗 Drew It's unacceptable. Something's going on with her, and he's just one of the sort of objects she's using to try to feel better.

1:32:16🔗 Adam Amber, you're 18 years old. Hey, Amber? Yes? Yeah, let me check the time. It's 11.51 in 25 seconds. That's eight minutes and 35 seconds away. In the top of the hour, straight up, I'm Ace Rockolla. I'm a good partner of Dr. Drew's back there in the middle line. What's up?

1:32:32🔗 Caller I get a lot of tattoos, and I'm wondering if it's because I get depressed. I'm wondering how to stop it.

1:32:37🔗 Caller All right.

1:32:37🔗 Adam Go ahead.

1:32:38🔗 Drew How about getting your depression treated?

1:32:40🔗 Caller I haven't.

1:32:41🔗 Caller I haven't done anything about it.

1:32:43🔗 Adam How about that? How about doing it there, Amber?

1:32:45🔗 Caller Because every time I-

1:32:47🔗 Caller Shut up.

1:32:47🔗 Adam Get your depression treated, you idiots. Listen, you screw balls. What the hell?

1:32:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:58🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:32:59🔗 Caller Thank you, Drew.

1:33:00🔗 Caller Ryan?

1:33:02🔗 Adam Listen, all you screwed up people, go to the shrink. Get your depression treated and don't argue with us. Ryan, you're 17.

1:33:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:08🔗 Adam Your penis smells after masturbation.

1:33:10🔗 Drew Smells?

1:33:11🔗 Caller Yeah. I don't know why. What does it do that for? It's like when I masturbate, it itches too.

1:33:15🔗 Drew It smells?

1:33:16🔗 Caller It itches? No, it just itches when I'm doing it. After I'm done it, like after it goes down, it's all swollen and everything.

1:33:23🔗 Adam Hey, Ryan.

1:33:24🔗 Drew My partner Jimmy told me about a mushroom incident he had.

1:33:27🔗 Adam Really? Oh yeah. He'd be going at it with Perel. Hey, Ryan.

1:33:31🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:33:32🔗 Adam You know, sometimes after I play basketball, I ride my bike for a while, my balls smell. You know what I'm saying about it? Yeah. Are you circumcised?

1:33:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:41🔗 Drew What are you using to masturbate with any kind of?

1:33:44🔗 Caller I don't use anything. I just use my hand.

1:33:46🔗 Drew It just sounds like some sort of irritation to the skin. It's why it itches. It's an irritation.

1:33:51🔗 Adam Why does it smell there, Druski?

1:33:52🔗 Drew It says swell, not smell.

1:33:54🔗 Adam Well, what do you say there, Burner?

1:33:56🔗 Caller Hey, it's the Loveline.

1:33:57🔗 Adam I'm Ace Rockolla. Let's check the times, 1153 in 13 seconds. That is six minutes and a little bit of seconds away from the time of the hour. And the time back on the moon is on the side of the sky. What's up there, buddy?

1:34:25🔗 Caller What's wrong with you?

1:34:26🔗 Adam You shake uncontrollably during oral sex. Shut up, damn it!

1:34:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:34:32🔗 Caller Yeah, okay. Anyway, when my boyfriend before the oral sex with me, when I said to have an orgasm, like I said, shaking completely. And sometimes it was that when I go with it, go away, but like during the night, like I said, shaking.

1:34:47🔗 Adam Let me give you my technique over the phone. All right. Baby, you're having a seizure.

1:34:56🔗 Drew I wonder if something happens later at night. Were you conscious when this happens at night? Are you conscious when this happens again later at night?

1:35:03🔗 Caller Sometimes I'm awake or, you know, I'm used to go to sleep, though. And I just start shaking and go away. Like, are you okay or something? Like, I don't even realize sometimes I'm doing it. And I just, I don't know. I just, like, can't control it. All right.

1:35:18🔗 Drew Yeah, it might be a seizure.

1:35:20🔗 Adam Yeah, a little seizure. We're gonna ride a line around, again, packs number, phone number, and he reaches on the web. We'll take a little break. We'll be back after this.

1:35:36🔗 Caller Loveline, Loveline. We'll be right back.

1:35:41🔗 Caller Loveline.

1:35:44🔗 Adam Right. All right. That's it. I want to thank producer Ann for doing a great job all this week. I want to thank engineer Anderson for pushing the potentiometer to a limit, doing a wonderful job and always keeping us off balance with the color of his hair. Speaking of hair color, I want to thank the voluptuous, the tantalizing, the beautiful Danielle for coming in here and being repulsed by me and until tonight not letting on. You know what I mean?

1:36:15🔗 Drew How repulsed indeed she was.

1:36:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:36:17🔗 Caller She was kidding, just to let you know.

1:36:19🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm sure.

1:36:21🔗 Adam She's very hot.

1:36:22🔗 Caller She was talking about how you're good looking before that. Oh, yeah.

1:36:24🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:36:25🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:36:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:36:25🔗 Adam Thank you, baby. And listen, I'd convert. I wouldn't mean it, but I'd do it, you know, until your folks died.

1:36:32🔗 Caller You know.

1:36:34🔗 Adam OK.

1:36:34🔗 Drew And thank Carmen.

1:36:36🔗 Adam I want to thank Carmen Electra for coming and here being quite candid about not enjoying anal sex. So until next time, Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:36:45🔗 Drew Be clean. I mean, come clean. I mean.

1:36:49🔗 Caller This has been LoveLine. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for LoveLine is Ann Wilkins Dingle. LoveLine is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

1:37:05🔗 Drew 92.1 FM KFMA.

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