2:01🔗
Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.
2:20🔗
Can you imagine that?
2:21🔗
Adam
Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 3108-54-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Our guest is the band Papa Roach, who should be in here momentarily. So, Drew, let's see, I was in Jamaica last week. You were somewhere, you were on the East Coast than the week before. I think I was in New York. Yeah. We've probably seen each other maybe two, three days in the last three, four weeks or something.
2:53🔗
That's good.
2:55🔗
Adam
Not at all. You know what happened? I had an interesting experience before I left the house today. I took a nap that I took about a 45-minute nap.
3:16🔗
Adam
That's it. Something gets in your bones. Something through your doctor. Something infest your marrow.
3:29🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. You're not right. I mean, that day, whatever you have left on your plate that day, forget it. It's done.
3:39🔗
Adam
I took a nap at 7.30. I woke up at 8.15 and not right. But it was like 9.15, and I thought, geez, maybe I ought to go at myself real quick before.
3:55🔗
Adam
It's like the old Jewish enema joke where the doctor says, the patient's dead. Give him an enema. It wouldn't help. He's dead. It wouldn't hurt.
4:06🔗
Adam
It's that way. I thought, what could it hurt? It couldn't hurt. So I started at myself with an eye on the clock because again, it was 9.15.
4:16🔗
Adam
Oh, no problem. I can get one off in an elevator, in a two-story building. I really can. Write that down, Drew.
4:26🔗
Adam
So the point is, I'm going at myself and the phone rings. I think to myself, Christ, what's going on here? You know, once in a while, you have those, you screw with yourself and the phone rings, like you go, I'm not going to get that. Then it rings again, and you go, it's the hospital. Could be Santa. Could be someone, yeah, someone, something. So I pop up and I go in and, you know, run into the kitchen with the pants around the ankles. I grab the phone and it's like a bad connection. A guy called me from a cell phone, a cousin, Jeff, who's not really my cousin. He's like 15 times removed.
5:04🔗
Adam
I don't know, I didn't even know what he wanted because I hung up and I never picked up the phone when he called back. But the point is, as I waddled back to my den, pants around the ankles, I thought and got back up on the horse, I thought, Jesus Christ, why is it whenever you're going at yourself and the phone rings, it's always some nonsense or something, some idiot, some guy you don't want to talk to, somebody. And then I paused for a minute and I thought, well, who do you expect? You know what I mean? You're beaten off in your den, the phone rings. Who's it going to be that you want to talk to above whacking off? And I thought, who is that? I mean, who would it be? How short a list is that? And there isn't, you know what the answer is? Nobody. I mean, unless it was-
5:55🔗
Drew
It says a lot about your life, though, Adam, that nothing takes priority over masturbation, nothing.
5:59🔗
Drew
It could have been Aunt Lude calling about your mom, your grandma. Oh, that would have killed it.
6:09🔗
Adam
No, it will not. Oh, my God. I know. I was- Exaculating. I just thought to myself, who- Listen, I learned a very valuable lesson. Who did you think it was going to be? Then I was walking down the car and I thought, the only acceptable answer to who would be worth answering the phone for, would be my Farrah Fawcett poster from 1979. If somehow-
6:43🔗
Drew
It's just amazing how I feel immediately connected to you like we've never been apart. Good. It's like taking a big just handful of something you haven't eaten in a long time. I was like, oh yeah, yeah, that's what it tastes like.
7:03🔗
Adam
All right, OJ. We'll slow down, would you, because I'm in a funk tonight. I'm out of it. My bones are tired.
7:15🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, I'm scared you're going to start singing. All right. I guess I think Papa Roach is here. So what we'll do is we'll take a couple of phone calls and then we'll go to break. Nicole?
7:26🔗
Yeah.
7:35🔗
Caller
We'll tell them I think that they're extremely awesome. Okay. My little problem is that a guy that I'm very interested in, and he's not really my boyfriend, but I'm really interested in him. He went to Las Vegas about two months ago, and he tried ecstasy for the first time with some of his friends. Then he came back and he really liked it. Now, he started doing it more often, and it would go from like every week to a couple times a week. I don't know. I don't like him doing it, and I told him that. He's like, well, if you can show me some proof that it will do stuff to you, then maybe.
8:18🔗
Drew
Institute of Health. There's a guy named Ron Leshner there who is Mr. Ecstasy, and he knows everything about that drug.
8:28🔗
Drew
There's tons and tons of vivid information now about what this drug does. What you can't prove to him is how many times before you necessarily have long-term consequences.
8:39🔗
Oh, yeah. I heard it.
8:44🔗
Drew
It damages the brain. You don't have to get any further than that. That's the most important instrument in your body, and it affects primarily the mood centers and the memory areas, and it doesn't seem to be reporable at a certain point.
9:06🔗
I graduated from high school a year early.
9:13🔗
Caller
I had enough credits and stuff. I did dancing, and drill team, and cheerleading, and gymnastics. I don't know. I had a lot of credit.
9:19🔗
Adam
Oh, that's it. You're on your way. That fake wooden gun you used in drill team is going to come in handy real soon. Yeah. All right, baby. What are you doing? Going to junior college?
9:38🔗
Caller
Well, I'm working right now, but I'm going to college next fall. I'm doing community until I go to college next fall.
9:45🔗
Drew
A lot of people are going to community college now because it is so damn hard. It is hard school.
9:57🔗
Adam
Yeah. I can smell junior college. It's all over you, baby. All right. Good luck in life. Okay. All right. The guy's 21. He's getting into drugs. Here's the deal, everyone.
10:08🔗
Adam
If people are doing stuff, you're not ready. Let me tell you, whether you graduate high school a year early or not, big difference between 16 and 21.
10:17🔗
Adam
Think what you were doing at 16, Drew, and what you're doing at 21, and you're a puss. Do you know what I'm saying?
10:25🔗
Adam
Most, I mean, listen, when I was 16, I was in high school and fairly straight era, 21, the wheels had come off the wagon.
10:37🔗
Adam
I was the Marquis de Sade of North Hollywood. Big difference. You know what you're doing at 21? You're going to Vegas with your buddies and doing acts. You're not doing that at 16.
10:56🔗
Caller
Well, ever since I was in the sixth grade, people have thought I was gay or a lesbian or something.
11:06🔗
No, I'm not. Okay.
11:17🔗
Caller
I don't know, but I even feel like I'm not old enough, or I know I'm mature enough today, but I feel that I'm not old enough.
11:35🔗
I used to carry around a picture.
11:39🔗
Caller
I used to carry around a picture of Marilyn Monroe, and that's really how it all got started.
11:47🔗
Adam
Listen to me. Listen, Leah. Hold on a second. You not dating at 14 is- Who the hell knew? When I was 14, I didn't know who was dating and who wasn't. It'd make you a lesbian.
11:59🔗
Adam
That's true. That was a really long time ago. Yeah, it was in 1928. We were just finishing World War I.
12:28🔗
Adam
They don't care. They don't know. Leah is clinging on to this, because it's the only identity she has.
12:36🔗
Adam
It's something. I mean, at least it's something to complain about, right? What? All right, Leah, you got to get a life. Nobody cares what you're doing.
12:47🔗
Adam
No. Listen, not only don't worry about what other people think, other people don't think.
12:53🔗
Adam
They don't care that much. People make passing comments. People like to screw with other people. How much time are you actually spending on that though?
13:00🔗
Drew
You know what I'm saying? It's a great message to give people, but if you look at late adolescence, that's all they're preoccupied with is being accepted by their peers and that whole process is the whole preoccupation.
13:12🔗
Adam
Her having a picture of Marilyn Monroe who was not known as a lesbian and not dating is not make people think she's a lesbian. Now, she may do other things that lead them to believe that. I don't know if she's doing that or not. I don't label this as a problem, though. Michael?
13:30🔗
Caller
Yeah. Hi, Adam. Dr. Drew? Yeah. My question is, well, your screener told me to tell you guys that I'm having problems with giving oral sex to my girlfriend, but that's actually not my question.
13:44🔗
Adam
Shut up, you idiot. People call this show sort of a blank slate, and then our screener feeds them questions.
13:56🔗
Caller
Well, the question is, well, I was talking to my buddies, and they told me that if you blow air into a woman's vagina, she could die.
14:02🔗
Drew
Asshole. There has been a, I think, one reported case of this where air gets into the pelvic vein and actually embolizes to the lung, but that would be like, you know, we'd report it in the medical journals.
14:20🔗
Adam
Don't worry. You're not going to be down there too much, Michael. I hope so. How much of that have you done in your 17 years?
14:38🔗
Adam
All right, Michael. I can hear his voice. He's got a tough road to hoe. Why is that? You're picturing the guy?
14:54🔗
Yeah.
14:58🔗
Well, my wife, we just married about a month ago, and we've been living together since October, and around March, it was a little after my birthday, she was having some pains, and we've gone to her family doctor, and we asked, well, is there just like a remote chance she could be pregnant, and we've used condoms, and anyway, she-
15:27🔗
Adam
Corbin was a jukebox that'd kick him, you know, and it didn't get him going. All right, Corbin, go ahead, buddy.
15:35🔗
The doctor did one of the-
15:40🔗
Immediate test and said that she was pregnant. Is pregnant.
15:48🔗
Well, she should do a blood test and all that, and also, I got one of his home pregnancy tests, which said negative, and-
16:08🔗
Well, I mean, is there anything outside of pregnancy for her not to have had her period since March?
16:28🔗
Drew
Lots of things, lots of things, but certainly the number one, two, and three possibilities are pregnant.
16:35🔗
Drew
Yeah, that's why. There are many, many other reasons, and that certainly warrants evaluation. Everything from medication to weight loss, to excessive exercise, to mood disturbance, you name it. It can affect the period. In three months, that's still not a long period of time to be without endometriosis, ovarian cyst, etc.
16:56🔗
Drew
They need to go back and keep getting the workup done. They ruled out pregnancy, and now they need to go and rule out the other possibilities.
17:04🔗
Drew
I didn't want to go back and revisit that history. It was too painful to get out what we got from him.
17:09🔗
Adam
I understand. All right, I'll tell you what. Let's take one more call, and then we'll go to break. Karen, oh, wait a minute. I'm sorry.
17:20🔗
Adam
Then we'll take a break, and we'll bring the band in. What do you say, then? All right, we'll be back after this.
17:25🔗
We're about to get funky, yo.
17:32🔗
Adam
We'll be right back. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there for number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Long Beach Dub All Stars will be in here tomorrow night. Always a good time. Tonight, we have Papa Roach, David Buckner, and Kobe Dick are both here from the band.
18:27🔗
Adam
We, I'll tell you, we'll bring, we have the whole band here, so we'll bring the other guys in and do our usual Loveline rotation because it's not a very large studio.
18:38🔗
Adam
Yes, I think we will. Yes, yes. The song is here. Everyone is doing their job. I got to say, a big response for the band. Lots of phone calls, lots of people hanging around out front. For Loveline, that's a huge outcry of excitement because we have big bands in here all the time and nobody's out front waiting for them and nobody calls up and wants to talk to them. Sometimes when we have a fairly decent size band and we don't really get any phone calls from them or for them, I feel kind of weird, like I feel kind of bad for the band.
19:18🔗
Adam
Yeah, because I mean if you sold a few million records, you've been around for 10 years and you're sitting here and the phone ain't ringing. Or it is, except for the guy got his nuts caught in the blender. He's not really interested in hearing what the motivation behind the last CD was. Oh, man. All right, so good. Papa Roach is here. I will talk to the guys and then we'll hear something off the CD. I know you guys were over at K-Rock, which is the mother station and you had to drive across town to get here, so we forgive you. Warped Tour is what you're in the midst of. We're just talking a little during the break. Green Day is on that. Boss Tones, two bands I love by the way. Green Day, I don't even know if I like the guys in Green Day, but man, what a trio.
20:07🔗
Papa Roach
Yeah, they're cool. They rock. Actually, we even befriended those cats in the past few days. They've been pretty cool to us.
20:13🔗
Adam
I'm not saying they're a-holes. I just don't know them. I never really, I never talked to them too much, but whenever I see them live, I'm always impressed.
20:32🔗
Adam
That's right. That's right. And Long Beach Dub All Stars will be in here tomorrow night, and of course, our beloved Boss Tones are on that tour. And who else are we missing? Who did I forget?
21:02🔗
Papa Roach
We'll be on it till July 20th, and then after that, we are going out with Korn, and we're going to open that. We're going out with them and Power Man 5000. So that's going to be an awesome, off-the-hook, buckwild, nutty tour.
21:19🔗
Adam
I could imagine. I wonder if Korn has slowed down a little. I don't mean that in a bad way, but they've had some success. You know, the guys are married, most of them. They seem... I saw them at the Anaheim Pond or whatever a few months back. They put on a good show. But I mean, I just wonder if they mellowed out in their personal lives a little bit.
21:44🔗
Adam
Monkey and head have to go to bed when the streetlights come on. All right. I think we're going to hear ourselves a pop or a road song.
22:03🔗
Hey, what's up?
22:04🔗
Yes, I am. I had a first I wanted to comment on the show. I think it's been awesome. I haven't been listening to it for all that long. But I think that there are a lot of people out there with some screwed up heads and Adam and Dr. Drew. You guys are really pointing them in the right direction.
22:17🔗
So keep up the good work. You guys are doing awesome. And second, I have a question for the awesome man Papa Roach. One of my friends named Mike is really into you guys. And I am too. He let me borrow your CD and toss them up and go out and get it now. Cool. But I had a question. One, what are your greatest influences? I know that's really a generic question as far as bands go. But what are your greatest influences? And also for the guitar player in the band, what did you use to get the sound that you used on the song A Crap by Karen? Last Resort?
22:53🔗
Papa Roach
Yeah, Jerry is not actually in the studio right now. Oh wait, he's knocking on the door right now. He wants to come in and answer the question.
22:59🔗
Papa Roach
No, but pretty much like our influences, we listen to like Faith No More, Red Hot Chili Peppers. And then for me, I write the lyrics. So a lot of it's like trials and tribulations of life. You know what I'm saying? So I'm like a writer, you know, and when I put down my words, I'm like feeding from my life or people around me. You know, so it's kind of like my counseling.
23:17🔗
Papa Roach
Pretty much like the band, I think. We all listen to like a lot of different kinds of music. I mean, but like, you know, definitely Faith No More. Like as a band, we can agree that that band has influenced all of us, you know, equally the same.
23:37🔗
Adam
You know, it just sort of strikes me that whatever age you are, you have to listen to whatever's going on when you're like 9, 10, or 11. I mean, you don't really have much saying the matter.
23:47🔗
Adam
It's not like you're going to pick up the LA Weekly and catch some underground show down at the whiskey or something. And especially when you're not living in, let's say, LA or New York. I mean, you know what I mean? Like Drew, you got the Beatles, let's say, and that's it. I mean, you got Count Basie. I mean, what I mean is you were born in 19, what is it?
24:52🔗
Adam
And that's what you got. You didn't have any choice. That was on the radio and that's what your buddies had. All right. We will listen to a Papa Roach song. Is that true, Anderson? Yep. Got that cued up there. And then we'll come back, talk to the band, take some questions. This is Last Resort. Yeah, it would be Papa Roach off of Infest, which is the name of the CD, currently out, and you can find them on the Warped Tour. And then, as Kobe said, out with Korn and was it Power Man 5000?
28:42🔗
Adam
Good times. All right, we will also, we'll hear another one from Papa Roach before the night is over, but we'll get back to the phones. What are you waving at? We're not hearing another one?
28:53🔗
Adam
Hold on a second, didn't, Matt, didn't you say you brought the CD and just not the jacket? You got two.
29:02🔗
They're only here for the first hour, is what you're saying.
29:05🔗
Adam
Oh, they're, hold on a second. Anderson, and grab the mic, would you please? Are you guys here just for the first hour?
29:15🔗
Adam
Oh, okay. Is that cool? Yeah, it's fine. You know the thing, and I gotta tell you, you fans who listen to the show, understand that you hear things in real time on this show.
29:29🔗
Adam
As I hear them, you hear them. God forbid I ever find out a band is leaving early or we're not playing another song. I'm just as surprised as you all are. Whenever it is, you've heard it. Drew, it happens all the time because people come in here and they're right in the middle of a tour and they've got to do some AM radio show tomorrow and they got to get up at 6.30 in the morning and lots of bands come in here and they stay for the first hour and they cut out at 11 or 11.15 or they stay a few breaks or whatever. And we're always cool with that. I never find out until they're leaving.
30:09🔗
Adam
This is the earliest I've ever found out. And that's only because I brought up playing a song in the next hour. I think that's what got me into trouble. Now, hold on, and be fair. Be honest now. If I hadn't brought up the song, when would I have found out that Papa Roach...
30:34🔗
Caller
They are staying longer because they arrived. No, no, but Adam would have found out they were leaving early, though, as they walked But Adam finds out everything late in the game, but he appreciates that.
30:45🔗
Adam
I know, but I assume that everyone who comes in here is staying for the length of the show until told otherwise, but I never get told otherwise until they're leaving.
31:00🔗
Adam
No, I know, I'm fine. I won't say it over the air, but it always happens where I'm sitting in here and I go, well, we'll be coming back next hour with Duran Duran. They'll take your question. Then someone goes, no, no, no, no. I go, what? All right. That's fine. This is real radio.
31:26🔗
Yeah, hey.
31:29🔗
Caller
I just wanted to ask a question to Papa Roach. I've seen you guys about last summer in Stockton, and I thought you guys were totally rad. I've been infesting ever since then. I just want to know what's next for you guys, because to me, you guys are all the way up there already. It's stardom. What do you guys think is next?
31:52🔗
Papa Roach
Hopefully not. We've seen enough behind the musics to maybe learn from that lesson.
31:56🔗
Papa Roach
A lot of VH1 specials, so we've learned some lessons. Hopefully those will pertain in the long run.
32:08🔗
Papa Roach
Yeah. Pretty much like we're going to be touring on this record probably until into next year quite a bit. So, and then after that, we're writing new stuff on the road right now as we speak. So, we'll hopefully have a quick turnaround on our next record and hopefully it'll be good and then you can go out and get it and we'll tour on that one. Oh, cool.
32:28🔗
Caller
Do you know about any of the tour dates with corn? Like when you guys are going to be in California for those?
32:42🔗
Papa Roach
Yeah, I think there's a show in Bakersfield sometime on that tour, but I'm not sure. If you get on poparoach.com or one of the corn sites or something like that, I'm sure you can, you know, eventually in the next couple weeks, the dates will be posted.
32:59🔗
Adam
All right, Stephanie. All right, thank you. Take care. Lily. Yeah. You're 18. What's up?
33:04🔗
Caller
Yeah. What it is is every time, like I've only had sex three times, but every time I have had sex and every time I like masturbate, after I climax the first time, I don't really feel compelled to try again, because I hear that people can like climax many times during sex, but after the first time, I feel like I'm done, and I don't know if it's a physical thing or a psychological thing.
33:38🔗
Adam
I always make the bold declaration that I'm going for four before the first one, and then it's like, boy, I'm disgusted. I got to get back to work.
33:50🔗
Drew
Lily, look, unfortunately, you're measuring yourself against something that is not physiologically normal for you. Some women don't have a refractory phase, and as such, they also maybe don't have as intense an orgasm as you do and don't have big refractoriness after. What you have is normal for you, and most women are like you. The fact that you're even orgasming at all at 18 means you're ahead of the curve. Really? Seriously?
34:25🔗
Adam
It's pretty good. Yeah. Well, most 18-year-old girls don't have the orgasm with the intercourse. Yeah, but the 14-year-olds, I make them come up. You dirty birdie. Unacceptable. All right, Lily.
34:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, you're good. Hey, Drew, that was interesting as you were saying, sort of magnitude.
34:48🔗
Adam
So you got this theory, and I'm forming this theory too, that there's sort of so much in the orgasm tank for a woman, and either it all comes out in one, or they do it in a few, they section it off.
35:11🔗
Adam
Yeah, I could break it off into 50-50, I think, depending on what kind of night I was having.
35:17🔗
Papa Roach
I think my maximum record is like five. Well, yeah, after we've been on tour for like, in the course of one session with another person.
35:35🔗
Papa Roach
I think after being on tour for like a month and a half, and then you come home and you see your old lady, I think it's just like, whoa.
35:41🔗
Adam
Yeah, but you know, it's weird. I haven't done too much of this, but once in a while, I'll go like a day and a half, two days without, you know, having that myself. And the first one, it's almost like I could get it out of the way so I can really get to the good stuff. It's like whatever it is, I got to just get it out of the way so I can get to the good one, which is the one that's on deck.
36:19🔗
Adam
I was horribly burned when I was in the ninth grade, Drew. No, all right, not a week. I may have exaggerated, but like I went to Jamaica like a week ago or something, right, Drew?
36:30🔗
Adam
And I don't know with the travel and the whatever. And I went like three and a half days or something, which for me was a personal best. And the first one didn't even feel it. You know what I mean? The second one. That's the one I had to get to. All right, Drew, what's up?
36:51🔗
Let's have some more fun.
37:33🔗
Adam
And here's Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Dave and Kobe are both here from Papa Roach. We will... It's Kobe's mic on there, and his phone. Check. I'm here now. There it is. All right. We will hear something else. I now have confirmed off of Infest, the Papa Roach CD. But we won't hear it just yet. First, we'll get to the phones. Karen?
37:58🔗
Caller
Like, me and my friends, we all went to a rave, and one of my friends had taken some angel dust, and she had passed out. I guess she took a lot. And I just want to know, what does that really do to you?
38:22🔗
Drew
Yeah, it comes and goes. And it's funny, I was doing some research this weekend on overdoses on some of the stuff. And PCP doesn't normally cause that kind of somnolence, though. Are you sure that's all she took?
38:36🔗
Caller
I'm not sure, but I know that she took that. She like met some guy and he had offered her some.
38:47🔗
Drew
Well, the sort of frightening effect is it can cause your muscles to dissolve sometimes called rhabdomyolysis and just clog up your kidney. It would be a big mess.
39:18🔗
Caller
And like my friend had saw her pass out. She like- He said that she like blocked out. We had- We'd taken her home and then I went to my house, but she went to her house and I don't know what else happened after that. I just want to know could that like mess her up like later on?
39:37🔗
Drew
Well, PCP in a big dose doesn't usually have a lot of long-term consequences provided you survive it.
39:57🔗
Drew
There's no doubt she's doing other stuff that is actually more toxic to her brain and long-term service.
40:07🔗
Adam
Well, what are you going to do? I know that's a bitch. My best friend was a murderer when I was 13. But what do you got to do? You got to stick with him. He tried to kill me six times. Killed a few of my family members, but we were pretty tight. Do you just get assigned to best friends? You get the drug addict, you get the prom queen.
40:44🔗
Caller
It's so cool. And I just want to know, how did you guys meet? How did you guys start to be a band?
40:51🔗
Papa Roach
Well, we were just bored kids in a town. We're from a town called Vacaville. There was nothing to do except be delinquent, crazy, wild children. And we were all into rock and roll, and Dave was like, hey, Cove, you want to start a band? Yeah. And I was like, OK. And it just grew from there. We were just kids geeking out in the garage, and they just kept going with it, started playing teen centers and doing that.
41:14🔗
Papa Roach
So like seven years ago. And then like in 95, we started playing clubs, and it just grew from there. It's like we built a fan base and started playing down here, started doing really well, and got label attention, and here we are.
41:35🔗
Papa Roach
It's cool, though, because all my friends are graduating college right now, and I like went to Rock and Roll College pretty much. So they're all graduating, and they have their thing, and I kind of like graduated Rock and Roll College. So now I'm like, I got my job on.
41:46🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah, it must be, I swear to God, I wandered aimlessly for 10 years after high school. It must be nice to know what you want to do. God, I was this close to joining the Coast Guard Reserve.
42:00🔗
Adam
Yeah. I'd see those commercials at four in the morning. It's like, yeah, weekend every other month. Doesn't sound too bad.
42:09🔗
Adam
Yeah. Once in a while, I got to bust a few guys. They're bringing in a kilo. What the hell? That's all right.
42:22🔗
I got a question.
42:27🔗
You guys are awesome.
42:29🔗
I've been listening to you for a while.
42:33🔗
And one of my friends is your biggest fan.
42:37🔗
Yeah, his name is Kevin.
42:44🔗
Yeah. Thanks.
42:46🔗
Well, I got a question.
42:49🔗
Caller
Since I was like, nah, actually, my penis is like really small, but my balls are like really big.
43:09🔗
Adam
You know, my friend Ray used to call that move the turtle. Is that where you grab the sack and pull it up over what you got? It was great at parties.
43:19🔗
Drew
The thing is, Cory, you got lots of time. You got lots more growth ahead. Corolla's been sort of committed to this.
43:33🔗
Adam
Don't worry. And listen, if things don't work out, you're going to have a sack reduction. Because it's all relative. I mean, the huge scrotum makes the penis look even smaller. I mean, you think about it. I mean, it's like taking a big SUV and putting shopping cart wheels on it.
44:05🔗
Adam
Other than that, when the penis doesn't hang past the sack, it looks like an old rabbi, where the scrotum becomes the chin and the penis is the nose and the pubic hair would be the hair on the head. You want that. All right. I'm going to see if I can have mine cinched. Nana Roach?
44:32🔗
Hey.
44:56🔗
Caller
Oh, I'm very proud of all of them. I want to say the congratulations, you know, to them. And I'm very happy for all of them, not only for my grandson, but for all of them as a group.
45:11🔗
Caller
I used to come down my house and I would make breakfast, big breakfast for them, tortillas, handmade tortillas, beans with a lot of cheese.
45:28🔗
Adam
Let me tell you about the Mexicans in the food. Best food, except for they don't vary that much. Like, hey, what do we have for breakfast? Beans, tortillas, cheese, and beef, okay? What's for lunch? Beans, tortillas, cheese, and beef. And let me guess, dinner. Might we have some beans and tortillas? Maybe some melted cheese with that?
45:54🔗
Adam
And then once in a while, they throw you that flan curveball. That's dessert. We got jello with honey melted on it. All right. Hey, so now, do you like the music?
46:09🔗
Caller
I come down to the Troubadour. They used to. I don't know if they're still going to, but I used to go and see them. And, you know, I love the music and I go with it too.
46:25🔗
Uh-huh.
46:42🔗
Adam
He's upstairs in heaven or he's upstairs taking a crap? He lives in the apartment. Oh, I see. Okay. All right.
46:53🔗
Caller
But I was so proud when my boys used to come over. I call them all my boys because they're really good boys. Papa Roach, the group.
47:13🔗
Adam
Wow. Well, hey. Well, thanks for calling in, Nana Roach. This is a first for Loveline. Never had a grandmother calling.
47:27🔗
Adam
Yeah. And I'll tell you what, bring some beans and some frutillas and some cheese and we can make breakfast, lunch or dinner for the band. It doesn't really matter.
47:47🔗
Adam
All right. Wow. Now, see, that's the kind of support I wish I could garner my family. Oh, my God. Talk about it. Let's just talk about a contrast. I had, you want to know contrast and support with family. I had my entire family, grandparents, everyone sitting around a table once, and I know I've told this story, but it always cracks me up. Mom wanted to know whether she should get cable, and the entire family argued over why she should or shouldn't get cable. But the fact that her son had two shows on cable was never a factor in the conversation.
48:26🔗
Adam
No. Yeah, my mom's like $22.50 a month. I don't know how I justify that. My grandma's like, well, there's some good stuff on A&E. I'm like, what the hell is going on here? What about me? Where's the beans and the tortillas?
49:29🔗
Adam
Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Long Beach Dub All-Stars, they'll be in here tomorrow night. Always good to see those guys. Papa Roach is in here tonight. Dave and Kobe are in here. And jeez, we should rotate Jerry and Tobin in here.
49:59🔗
Papa Roach
No, no, they're pretty quiet. They're like the quiet ones, so they just figured, you know.
50:07🔗
Adam
Listen, they're out of the band, me and Drew are in. That's right. Yes. That's right. Kristi?
50:17🔗
Caller
First, I just want to tell Papa Roach how much I love you guys. Glass Resort is like my favorite song in the world, and I just tone everything else out when I hear it. It's that good.
50:26🔗
Caller
And I just, like, wanted to know what you guys' inspiration was for it, because you just sang it, like, so emotionally. And I, like, wanted to know, like, maybe what happened in your life to, like, inspire you.
50:35🔗
Papa Roach
Well, pretty much the song is not about me. It's about a roommate that I lived with when I was in, well, just got out of high school, and it was pretty much, like, an unstable situation. It was me and him. We were pretty, like, we were partying down a lot, you know, smoking weed and drinking and, you know, pretty unstable kids. And he had a big guilt trip with a girl and he got really depressed and went through this whole situation of contemplating suicide, you know, and, you know, coming. It's the song has, like, a positive edge, you know. A lot of kids can connect with it and they feel like instead of, like, succumbing to it, it's like overcoming it. And, you know, when people connect with it that way, I think it's, you know, we really appreciate it, you know, and I'm glad it is portrayed that way instead of succumbing to it.
51:24🔗
Caller
Um, it's just, I don't know, it's just the song, it's so powerful, I don't know, I just love it.
51:32🔗
Papa Roach
Yeah, I think sometimes people, like, even though maybe the song isn't about them, it might be somebody that they know, you know what I'm saying? So that's how maybe they can connect with the song.
51:45🔗
Adam
You know, I just had this thought. Drew, you had the same experience with Jefferson Starship's White Rabbit, and it was Airplane, I think, back then, 1969, when you're doing a lot of hallucinogenic drugs.
51:59🔗
Adam
But here's the thing, you know, it just struck me because I've been screwing up lyrics and meanings and stuff for songs, you know, my whole life, but just like everyone else has. But it doesn't really matter. Like, if you have a feeling in this song, even if you screw up the meaning of the song, it brings out this feeling in you and you like it for that reason. Even if you put the wrong meaning to it, it still means something to you. It still brings it out.
52:27🔗
Papa Roach
Yeah, it's like open to your own interpretation. That song is pretty blunt though, lyrically. It's pretty straightforward.
52:33🔗
Adam
Well, you should be able to figure it out, but a lot of our listeners smoke a lot of pot. But I think they tap more into the energy and the emotion.
52:52🔗
Adam
Thank you. Sunday night, Comedy Central, 10 o'clock, new time. Girls on Trampolines. That's right.
53:01🔗
Caller
I had a question for Papa Roach. I was wondering when you guys were planning on going back to the, like, recording studio and making a new CD.
53:07🔗
Papa Roach
Well, actually, we are in a recording studio in the back of our bus, pretty much. Dave's got a V-drum kit and we've got a guitar and some little effects for the bus and a four-track. And we've been riding on the road constantly. I stayed up last night. Me and Tobin stayed up last night until like three in the morning, just jamming. So we're constantly riding, but right now we're just going to concentrate on touring because there's a whole world out there. It just ain't California, you know what I'm saying? Not just the United States, but Japan.
53:40🔗
Adam
How much new stuff will you weave in? I mean, if you come up with a new song and you're out on the road and you like that new song, will you try to weave it into your set?
53:49🔗
Papa Roach
Yeah, maybe down the road after we've been on this album for like maybe a year, but right now we're just totally concentrating and stuff like we'll work with stuff like in soundcheck when we get a chance. Right now Warped Tour has no soundcheck. But when we're doing our own headlining set, we can work out stuff.
54:06🔗
Papa Roach
Because right now on Warped Tour, you only get like a half hour, so we can only play like seven songs. So we're kind of sticking to just our main.
54:16🔗
Papa Roach
We got a soundman on the road, so he knows how to dial it in real quick. Plus, well, they soundcheck, pop, pop, pop, boom, boom, boom. But we can't get up there and run through songs.
54:24🔗
Adam
Right. I always wanted to be that guy who smacks on the drum. Usually when we're making our onstage announcement, before they turn the stage over, the guy's whack, whack. And you're the only one who can hear his driving you insane. All right. Let's talk to, oops, let's see here.
55:50🔗
Papa Roach
And I have a girlfriend. I just want to say one thing real quick. Andrea, I love you.
56:22🔗
Adam
I saw a picture looking at a shopping list and putting checks by it. A right owned songs, check. Oral sex, check. Married check.
56:37🔗
Hi.
56:41🔗
First, I want to say, Papa Roach, I love you guys. You guys are so talented.
56:58🔗
Anyways, I had a question. I think I might have been the victim of a date rape drug. I wanted to know what the symptoms were.
57:07🔗
I mean, I don't know. I went out.
57:12🔗
No. This period of time that I cannot remember what happened, is just gone from my memory.
57:20🔗
Yeah, I was.
57:26🔗
I don't know. I don't remember. I remember getting into a car with this friend.
57:33🔗
Oh, probably hours, not days.
57:52🔗
I think there is something sexual involved, though. I'm not sure.
57:56🔗
Caller
Because, I mean, this is kind of embarrassing. My bra is missing. I don't know. I just... It feels weird.
58:07🔗
Drew
Tonya, blackout at your age is frequently a sign of alcoholism, frankly. Not that you're an alcoholic at this stage, but the disease may be lurking right around the corner here.
58:23🔗
Drew
Yeah, but they're common. It's also a sign that you're drinking really a lot. And it's for me...
58:32🔗
Adam
Hey, Tonya, let me ask you a question. Was this a spare bra that you kept with you or was this the one you wore out that night?
58:42🔗
Adam
I went out and when it came back, I was missing a jockstrap one. I'm still looking for that.
58:59🔗
Adam
And let me tell you something. We haven't had this conversation a while, but you women, when you get drunk, the wheels really come off the wagon. I mean, you're all over the place. Drew's wife has a couple of those red bowls and red bull vodka shots. Chaka Vodka, yeah, she's all over the place.
59:18🔗
Adam
Skirts pulled up over the head. She's dancing all about. Okay, here's my point. I'm telling you, like, the guys I know, well, listen, I know a couple of a-hole guys, they get drunk, they get into fights and stuff, but for the most part, the guys I know can drink, like, you know, 18 beers and basically be all right, just F'd up, but sort of them.
59:40🔗
Adam
Yeah, well, let me tell you something about women. Guys know this, and that's why the guys buy you drinks, and they want to get you F'd up, and if you're gonna keep drinking, they'll keep sliding them down the bar, and then eventually, they're gonna come in for the kill, and you're not gonna be in good shape. So understand that strategy, I hate to give it away, but you gotta know your limits, especially when you're a chick. Mark?
1:00:12🔗
Caller
I just had a question. Last time I did part was probably about two months ago, maybe a little less, and I haven't done it much, maybe seven, eight times. I was wondering, though, I have a drug test coming up.
1:00:33🔗
Drew
It can be. I've never seen it go that long, but it could be in a chronic smoker, but somebody that's been exposed to it seven times in their life and their last use was two months ago, nowhere.
1:00:50🔗
Drew
It just dilutes things, maybe, but you got nothing to worry about. The important thing, if you want to, the one thing I guess you could do to try to take away any at risk, make sure you don't lose weight and don't exercise vigorously the day before because the stuff is stored in fat.
1:01:21🔗
Drew
You know what? I essentially never make this recommendation. But Mark, you need to start smoking pot. Mark, you're way too uptight about this. Come on, relax. It's going to be fun.
1:01:30🔗
Adam
And what job are you looking for anyway? You going over to Target or something? What is it?
1:01:37🔗
Adam
Yeah, some crappy job? So what do you care? Give me a worst-case scenario. Ten years from now, you're not managing the Thrifty's. You know what I'm saying?
1:01:55🔗
Adam
I mean, here's the thing, as I can tell with the drug test, they're at the top of the job spectrum and at the bottom. The middle, they don't seem to be testing. Like, everyone who calls in here is Walmart. They're going to get a job over at the Walmart in the detergent aisle or something.
1:02:16🔗
Adam
Right. So it's like either P.On at Walmart or a commercial airplane pilot. But it doesn't seem to be the in-between jobs. Don't seem to have them.
1:02:26🔗
Drew
There's some intuitive sense, though, right? It's where you're entering the workforce. If you have a track record, then you're okay. They're not worrying about you so much. You've never worked. You've never been screwed up. When you're entering the workforce, we don't have something to compare. We don't have a history to look in on you, so we've got to get a slice of you in time. Yeah.
1:02:39🔗
Adam
I don't think that's why Walmart is doing it, though. I think Walmart's just doing it because they can. I mean, because when you're 18 and you're broke and your folks are throwing you out of the house and you're desperate and your tail's between your legs, you'll do anything.
1:02:51🔗
Papa Roach
But even if the kid's really, really paranoid about it, isn't there a variety of products out there that can, if he takes it, whatever, before the test?
1:03:02🔗
Drew
And there are some, what I read about just the other day, kind of great name, like Urine No More or something.
1:03:11🔗
Drew
But here's the deal, here's the deal, guys. I've seen you here last night and saying anything. But here's the guy. We have ways of testing for adultering agents. So if you're even messing with your urine, we're going to know it. And for him, that would not be a cool thing, because his urine's going to be clean. And he shows up with an adultering agent, and they're like, hey, what the hell's going on here?
1:03:37🔗
Adam
I got a hair drug. They actually found pot in my hair. I mean, it wasn't that the hair actually...
1:03:47🔗
Adam
I bent over to tie my shoe, and a bunch of pot fell down on the ground. Oh, man. Yeah, it was tough. Terry?
1:03:56🔗
Caller
What's up? I just want to say, Papa Roach, you're tight, and Kobe, thanks for giving me the discount on that shirt.
1:04:06🔗
Papa Roach
Kobe, give me a discount. No. Hey, guess what? I was thinking about no, but then I realized no.
1:04:19🔗
Caller
I just went up to him because I only had $7 and the shirts were $10 and I just asked him if it can, I was pretty mad and I was just like mad and mad and I can't get a shirt because I only have $7.
1:04:34🔗
Papa Roach
I probably had to pay the other three bucks because I got on the bus and they were like, Kobe, why are you giving deals?
1:04:51🔗
Papa Roach
Broken Home is about my father, me and my family. Like, my parents got divorced when I was like seven. And pretty much like I didn't contact him for 12 years. And that was like a big void in my life. My father not being part of my life. And this song is kind of like summing it up and like trying to fill that void. You know, when I went and contacted him and tried to like establish a relationship and I realized like he loves me and I love him, but he really hasn't made a big effort to become part of my life. And if anybody's listening and knows my father, Rick Shaddix, tell him to call me. Tell him to get a hold of me.
1:05:30🔗
Papa Roach
No, I've seen him. I saw him like in the last year and a half, but that was like the first time in like 12 years. So pretty much it's a touchy subject. I just got a tattoo representing, I got a burning house tattooed.
1:05:41🔗
Adam
Do you think he's ashamed? I mean, like if I left my kid alone for a bunch of years, and then my kid tracked me down like 10 years later, whatever, I'd be like ashamed.
1:05:54🔗
Papa Roach
Yeah, he was. He felt bad. We went on top of a hill, drank a beer together and we cried. And pretty much like his father did the same thing to him, so we didn't know better. He was just living his own. He's a Vietnam vet, so he's kind of a recluse. And so dealing with that situation, trying to straighten, like he's got probably a lot of issues in his head.
1:06:37🔗
Papa Roach
Well, I don't know how my mom had an address and I wrote him a letter, you know, because I just kind of like wrote him off. You know, I just was like, you know, and it's like things like things like pain bottled up about to blow like a gun. It's like a word or a lyric in the song. And it's like it just like every six months or so I just blow up, you know, I'd be crying, you know what I'm saying? To this day, it still affects me, you know, and like I don't know how to deal with it. You know, I just figured like maybe writing a song, you know, that I could like expel this like emotion, you know, and it's still something that I it's hard for me to deal with.
1:07:11🔗
Adam
All right. Well, that's that's one hell of a transition. Here it is, Broken Home. And his broken home from Papa Roach. We just had an uplifting conversation about suicide, prison, drug addiction, Vietnam and the Vietnam War.
1:11:09🔗
Adam
That was hell. All right, well, see, we, you know, I never really thought, I never really did the math, but a lot of, well, I shouldn't say a lot of, but if your father was gonna be in Vietnam, you probably would be about 20, 25, something 25, right in that age range now. And all right, well, anyway, we don't want to go down that Ho Chi Minh Trail too far. It gets depressing.
1:11:49🔗
Adam
I keep hearing it's good, and because I hear it's good, whenever I catch it in the middle on HBO or something, I change it because I don't want to ruin it.
1:12:00🔗
Papa Roach
All I gotta say is Jesus is the best character in the movie. He's got the dopest monologue. It's so funny.
1:12:10🔗
Drew
I heard that again. That was from the PI people. They were saying he was dying to do the show.
1:12:14🔗
Adam
I saw him at the Playboy Mansion like three weeks ago, and he ran up to me, and he told me how much he loved the show, and he wants to come on. And later on, I talked to his publicist a week later, and they said he was drunk that night and wanted to drive over to the studio.
1:12:32🔗
Drew
I want to go now. The producer said, we were with Jeff Bridges and we had to hold him back. That was the night we held Jeff Bridges back from driving to your studio.
1:12:39🔗
Adam
Yes, they actually... The show is so immensely popular that big stars actually attempt to make a break for the show, and they're tackled by their publicist and producer.
1:13:01🔗
Yo, Loveline will be right back, homie.
1:13:54🔗
Adam
They're dumb band members there. Dave and Kobe are both here from Papa Roach. Infest is the name of the CD. The guys got to get up early in the morning, so we'll just do one more break with them. And we do appreciate you guys hanging out longer.
1:14:12🔗
Adam
Our pleasure and like I said, just a huge outpouring of love from the Papa Roach fans tonight.
1:14:23🔗
Yes, sir?
1:14:32🔗
Caller
Adam, I'm going to talk straight. Do you have no self-control whatsoever? All you talk about is masturbating.
1:14:56🔗
Caller
Okay. I won't play around anymore. I'm 20 years old. I've been married going on 11 years. The only time my wife and I have intercourse is to have children. Poor guy. I have two kids, and I love my wife. I dated her for five years before we got married. I got married at 18, and she's the love of my life. There's no two ways about it. But my question is, what do I need to do? We've sought family counseling and whatnot to make this whole thing happen. And like I said, I'm 28 years old and married at 18. I've learned to deal with the situation, but irregardless, I'm a man just like, you know, Adam.
1:15:44🔗
Caller
And I'm not getting my three, four, five, six, seven times a day. So I've been waiting three months. You may be shocked, but I've been trying to get ahold of you guys for like three months to ask you and Dr. Drew, what do you suggest I do in order to rectify this?
1:16:21🔗
Drew
Either there is something dreadfully wrong with the relationship or there's something very seriously going on with your wife.
1:16:29🔗
Caller
Well, there's no two ways about it. She was molested as a child. He has no way to have vaginal stimulation whatsoever.
1:16:37🔗
Drew
All right. Why doesn't she? Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew. Listen, listen. Why doesn't she get treatment then?
1:16:56🔗
Adam
But listen, Andrew, your wife was traumatized. She was a victim when she was younger. I don't know who did this to her. Was it a family member?
1:17:17🔗
Caller
She doesn't know about it. That's my insight that has brought her to accept that that's what happened.
1:17:30🔗
Adam
He figured out she was felt up by the dentist, although she doesn't know about it. And how the hell did he stumble on to that?
1:17:40🔗
Adam
Well, if you didn't know about it. I mean, if somebody knocked you out, grabbed your boob, and then you woke up with your tooth hurting.
1:17:47🔗
Adam
I mean, God knows what was done to me when I was out on that chair. And whatever it is, I appreciate it. Get me wrong. But you know what I'm saying?
1:18:20🔗
Caller
She was five, six, seven years old. In order to have her come to, he was slapping her in the face. Wake up, wake up, wake up.
1:18:37🔗
Adam
Assume you're wrong. And now let's move on to reason number two, why she's only having sex every three years.
1:18:47🔗
Adam
Either the relationship or maybe something with the family, maybe something happened at home.
1:18:51🔗
Drew
Whatever it is, it warrants evaluation. And I suggest maybe go in together and talk about this and see if something doesn't come out.
1:19:01🔗
Drew
No, a marital therapist. A couple of therapists. Because this is very serious and this threatens your relationship.
1:19:16🔗
Adam
Okay. All right. So, you're not a therapist, and that's fine. You go in there and you and your wife sit down with somebody who's qualified and you see if you can get to the bottom of this, okay? But there's no use in you sort of waxing on about what she, you know, sort of hypothetically what may or may not have happened to her. You guys need to get with somebody and get to the bottom of it.
1:20:08🔗
Adam
We're all hearing it. We just, you. Okay. Listen. What is that? Listen. First off, you got to wear a respirator when you're spraying lacquer because it's screwing with your mind. You understand? Get one of those Binks ones. Number two, you called us, you told us you had a problem. It's a fairly substantial problem. We suggested you go in and get a little marital counseling. You come back with, spend a lot of money for some rent. You just hang up? Good luck. I'm sure this thing's going to work.
1:20:43🔗
Drew
Well, no. He's a terribly, terribly angry man and boy, she's probably afraid to be close to him.
1:20:49🔗
Adam
This is how most of these calls go, which is my wife is frigid. So we spend the first part of the call talking about what's wrong with the wife. But the more we talk to the guy, we start thinking, wait a minute, she may have a point here.
1:21:04🔗
Papa Roach
And then he's like, yeah, but I beat her up every night. And so I don't know what's going on. I'm not saying that's what happened with this guy.
1:21:09🔗
Adam
Listen, you're getting laid once every three years from your wife. Whatever money you spend at the therapist, if it's $1,500 bucks a minute, and at the end he sodomizes you, still worth it. And gets off in your coffee mug, worth it, worth every penny.
1:21:28🔗
Drew
But it's interesting how people, when they don't hear what they want to hear, forget it.
1:21:33🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, and he has a theory about her being five and getting teeth cleaning over at the dentist.
1:21:40🔗
Adam
Oh, could you imagine going home to that? All right, we will talk to Adrian over there. Adrian is 17. Adrian? Hello? Yeah. I should have known he was insane when he criticized my masturbatory habits at the top. It's always a...
1:21:57🔗
Caller
I just wanted to say, Dr. Drew, I think you're doing a great job, dude. Like, seriously, I was listening to you the last couple of nights. You're funny and you're helpful too, so I think a lot of people should be thankful for you.
1:22:26🔗
Caller
Yeah. Hook me up with some tickets. No. Yeah, I just wanted to ask you one thing. You know, I was reading an article about you guys on Mean Street. Yeah. You guys mentioned something about your, correct me if I'm wrong. You said something about your name of the band.
1:22:45🔗
Caller
You guys said that the name Papa Roach came from Roach's Infesting, and you wanted to kind of infest the music industry. Is that what you said?
1:22:54🔗
Caller
I just wanted to ask you if you think you're doing that successfully, and how do you feel if you are?
1:22:58🔗
Papa Roach
Oh, yeah. Well, okay. Actually, the name originally came from Kobe's great granddad, whose last name was ROATCH, which is Roach, and then we dropped the T and kind of like took on the Roach as like this kind of mascot or whatever, because we feel it represents like longevity of a species. And after the bomb drops, you know, and like there's nothing left, the cockroaches will still be there. So it's kind of like a funny thing. But are we infesting the music industry? I think, yes, I think we're doing that.
1:23:29🔗
Papa Roach
Yeah, right now things are going really well. Plus it just all comes down to the kids, you know, like kids buying the records, kids coming to the show, and kids really connecting with, you know, the songs, you know, like on a personal level. And I think that that makes the music that much more powerful.
1:23:43🔗
Caller
Yeah, and then, you know, that's exactly what you guys said on the interview. And it's totally true. You know, I think kids these days, you know, they need a lot of, you know, a lot of role models in a way, people to look up to. And, you know, it's just cool to, for me to just listen to an album and know that somebody's feeling the same way I am, you know?
1:24:01🔗
Caller
And I just want one more question for Dr. Drew, real quick. You know, I have this problem, dude. All the chicks I get with, they turn out to be lesbians.
1:24:16🔗
Caller
Oh, man. You know, I just like, you know, one of my friends. And, you know, I find out.
1:24:26🔗
Caller
No, you know what, dude? And like, I feel stupid because it's like most guys, I'll tell my friends about it and they'll be, dude, you should be grateful. I mean, it's a beautiful thing to see girls like that. And I'll be like, you know, dude, I feel bad. I mean, come on. And I just feel like, you know, I'm kind of, I feel like I'm left out because most guys feel like, you know.
1:24:46🔗
Caller
Dude, it's happened. Okay. Let me go down. Okay. The first chick, it was like, she turned, you know, she turned bisexual after. And then the second chick after that, she started experimenting with girls. Third chick after that, you know, I broke up with her for a month. And, you know, this is my ex-girlfriend. I broke up with her for a month. And I find out when I get back with her, you know, she's been macking off her friend.
1:25:07🔗
Drew
You're gay. All right. These are not necessarily women being gay. This is really experimenting.
1:25:16🔗
Adam
Listen, if you, from what I can tell, if you're in the right or wrong neighborhood, in the right or wrong school, in 16, 17, 18 these days, everyone's going in a thousand different directions. I don't know that that means they've completely embraced the lesbian lifestyle, but there's a hell of a lot of experimentation going on. You need to find yourself a classy broad, Adrian. And Adrian was funny, he used the phrase kids these days. He's 17 years old. I guess he's talking about like 10 and 11 year olds. All right, we're going to say goodbye to the band. We do appreciate them coming in and hanging out. Kobe, David, thanks a lot guys.
1:26:01🔗
Adam
Papa Roach, everybody. We will take ourselves a little break and we'll be back. Papa Roach-less.
1:26:41🔗
Adam
Yeah, Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, Long Beach Dub All Stars in here tomorrow night. Boy, that Papa Roach.
1:26:53🔗
Adam
Let's say probably the most popular in terms of calls for the band that we've had in here in a few years.
1:27:06🔗
Adam
Since MXPX, Anderson? Yeah, but maybe Papa Roach even more. See, you guys can't see the screen here with the calls on it, but every call was for Papa Roach. And then the ones that said Nads Caught On Fire started with Love Papa Roach.
1:27:27🔗
Caller
Jen, I've never seen somebody go through so many calls just to, I mean, just amazing.
1:27:41🔗
Yes?
1:27:45🔗
Caller
Well, I was married for nine years, and the man I was married to had a very small penis. And I dated a guy 13 years ago, and we were hooked up again on an accident. We just ran into each other, and he has a 10 inch penis. But yet, I can't have orgasm when we have sex.
1:28:08🔗
Caller
And I know they say it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion in the ocean. I just don't understand.
1:28:20🔗
Drew
Yeah, so maybe you're sort of not in a place to have that kind of an experience right now. Emotionally.
1:28:33🔗
Adam
The bathroom, kitchen, entry hall, porch, back of the van, whatever. Loading dock. It's called North America for the men who live in North America. It's called terra firma.
1:28:47🔗
Caller
Well, he actually got this thing in his mind because he does know it's that big and that he can just come out from nowhere and that's it. Women don't need foreplay or anything to get excited.
1:29:09🔗
Caller
No, I mean, he's a good man otherwise. I mean, he's a really good guy. He's financially set. He treats me well. It's just, I don't know. Maybe I have a lot of stress.
1:29:18🔗
Adam
There was a he's on disability. That's that's code for financially set. What what's he do for a living?
1:29:25🔗
Caller
Well, he owns real estate property. He's a financial consultant and a butcher on the side.
1:29:33🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. So he's a real estate mogul. There's a little butcher in tycoon on the side. Now let me and works in slaughterhouse. Okay. Let me see if I can put the real estate holdings into perspective here. Probably owns like a trailer park or like him and his half cousin or something. It's definitely him and somebody else who's in on some dust bowl deal or something. Maybe he burnt down a warehouse or something collected on the insurance. I'm not picturing mogul type. Let me see if we can get to the bottom of this with Kay. He has homes that he rents out.
1:30:23🔗
Adam
All right. Now, one of the houses is his grandparents' house after they kicked off though, right?
1:30:34🔗
Caller
He did that. He's just now starting a financial consultant. He's not real sure about it.
1:30:44🔗
Adam
Swings a cleaver. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, Kay, here's what you need to do. And it's all right. Tell him what you like. That's fine. In the sack, tell him you need a little this and a little that. You understand? All right, Kay. You have any kids?
1:31:04🔗
Caller
No. Me and my ex-husband, they were still going through a divorce, high custody of his nephew from the time he was in the end of it. He sold him from me and the court gave him to me.
1:31:40🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. I, you know, Kay is 30 and she might as well be 130. I mean, I got the mileage. Her odometers have been turned over. You get that vibe? It's weird. You talk to people and people think, well, how do you know what's going on? Because you don't see the person, you don't see their eyes, you don't see what they are. But let me tell you, talking to them, you get it.
1:32:11🔗
Adam
K, I got that hard life. Lots of mileage and some kind of substance that was abused for a lot of years in there. All right. Let's talk to Will. Will?
1:32:23🔗
Yeah.
1:32:27🔗
Caller
Yeah. I got a question. I was like, sometimes my girlfriend, she gets this stuff every once in a while in her nipples. It's weird. Sometimes she says they get sore or whatever, and it's like this white stuff, kind of like, like, like, uh.
1:32:58🔗
Drew
Sometimes that can do it. Is she, anything else going on health-wise with her? Thyroid problems? She ought to get it checked out by a doctor just to be sure there's not some sort of endocrine condition causing this.
1:33:17🔗
Caller
Hey, I got like a lump on my penis, and when I squeeze it, a pus comes out, and I don't know what it is.
1:33:41🔗
Adam
Yeah. I used to have one of those on my back somewhere. You couldn't even really see it. This is like a little hole.
1:33:48🔗
Adam
Yeah, and it's like you squeeze it every six months, and something comes out, and nothing happens anymore.
1:33:58🔗
Drew
Well, that area, they can get infected and be kind of nasty on the penis. So if it's still there, the doctor ought to take a look at it.
1:34:14🔗
Adam
You're 18. Yeah. Your girlfriend's a virgin, wants to have sex. And you want to know if you're going to tear something in her?
1:34:46🔗
Adam
Yeah. I don't know. I mean, no guarantees, Russ. But listen, many a man has been through this. Not me personally, but many a man. So you'll be fine. I mean, maybe you'll find something, maybe you won't. Either way, you're still going to do it, right?
1:35:01🔗
Caller
Well, yeah. But so my question is, is like, let's say she does have her hymen, you know? Should I have like some kind of towel around in case she starts bleeding or what?
1:35:13🔗
Adam
Yeah. I keep one around my neck. Sometimes just to snap them in the ass, you know, on the way to the bathroom. Hey, nice job.
1:35:21🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. I snap in the ass, I lay in bed, I snap in the ass and I say, yeah, the wallet's on the coffee table. Help yourself.
1:36:05🔗
Adam
Yep, there you go. That's the end of the darn show. Papa Roach, good band, nice guys. Glad they came in, want to thank them. Long Beach Dub All Stars tomorrow night, and you too, if you choose to tune in. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Well now.