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Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.
5:18🔗
Adam
Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, it's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. All right, tonight from the big hit movie Road Trip, DJ Qualls is here. He is the, well, I didn't see the movie, but I have seen many a commercial that I'm guessing was based on the movie. And how would you describe your character so that people listening who've seen it or who've at least seen the commercial like me can know which one you are?
6:00🔗
Adam
Now, the thing that was funny, we've never met before and I was looking through the bio here, Drew, and DJ Qualls. Well, I see the DJ in front of anything, I think black. That's usually how it goes. So sometimes I try to figure out someone's race just sort of based on their nickname or what movies they're in or what they go by. So I'm looking down the thing here. Hey, Drew. Yeah.
6:36🔗
Adam
You think you can multitask, you jackass, just like you think you can work on that computer while we're doing the show. Let's go. Then everyone I talk to goes, hey, why was Drew so present the other night? I go, because he left his computer in his car.
6:50🔗
Adam
All right. But do you understand that you're reading stuff when we're doing a radio show and I'm trying to engage you as a bad radio?
6:59🔗
Adam
But I'm saying, hey, Drew, over here, now you're reading the book. Come on. Don't give me that crap. Come on, you're reading the back. You're reading the jacket.
7:17🔗
All right.
7:24🔗
Drew
I had a good time. He deflated his grandiosity and now it's over. Well, I'm not black. By looking down, I'll mind you. Looking down.
7:38🔗
What do you mean?
7:41🔗
All right.
7:43🔗
Adam
All right, Drew. You know what I'm talking about. Looking down. Don't play stupid. You're reading. All right. Where was I?
7:50🔗
Adam
That's right. That's right. I'm reading the bio over here and it says I'm trying to figure out what color DJ is. So far, I'm about seventy five twenty five on the black because we haven't met before. And he's got the DJ in there and I'm reading the bio and it says he'll next be seen in the black comedy thriller Cherry Falls. So now I'm about eighty five, ninety percent black. And now I keep reading. And it says his previous credits include the television projects. Mama Flores Family, the miniseries based on the book by Alex Haley. Now I'm over a hundred percent black. I'm waiting for two black guys to come. I'm waiting for Purple to come in here.
8:34🔗
Adam
Well, not with the black comedy and which probably isn't a black comedy. It may just be a dark comedy. And then but then doing the doing the miniseries based on the Alex Haley book.
8:49🔗
Adam
Well, you got to understand when this DJ when this arrives before you do, people are going black. Is that all right?
9:03🔗
Adam
I think they think it. They just don't say anything. All right. So I was also reading that you were born out here. It was at Tennessee.
9:16🔗
Adam
Which by the way went from 75 black down to 65 black. I slid back with the University of London, but then came back up again with the black comedy. And why?
9:25🔗
DJ Qualls
Why not? I mean, I didn't want to work in a casket factory, which was the big industry in my town. So I left.
9:54🔗
DJ Qualls
I think, I can't even remember. I remember my guidance council told me that my scores are good enough to get a full scholarship to our community college. And I didn't want to do that.
10:02🔗
Adam
Full scholarship to community college? A retard gets a full free ride. Let me tell you the difference between full tuition and a free ride. Eight bucks a quarter. Thanks. We'll throw in a peachy folder.
10:17🔗
DJ Qualls
I don't know. It just looked interesting to me. I looked through a book of colleges and I just sent it in just on a whim and they offered me money and so I went.
10:42🔗
DJ Qualls
I studied it all. I studied actually a lot of Chaucer, a lot of Middle English, really boring kind of stuff.
10:52🔗
Adam
All right, Drew, let's not overdo it with the interest of the show. I'd like to continue.
11:03🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's, is that, now, I know a guy who had Hodgkin's, he had a big scar right down the middle of his chest.
11:17🔗
Adam
It's like he had a C-section or something. Is Hodgkin's something, it's a younger cancer, is it a cancer that younger people get?
11:31🔗
Adam
And what about, of course, Tom Green just had the cancer. Did he have it and not know it when you guys were filming Road Trip?
11:51🔗
DJ Qualls
My lymph nodes in my neck were swollen. I felt fine, though. I felt completely fine. I was diagnosed with mono, actually, and I was just staying at home getting sicker and sicker, and then finally they told me that I was sick and that I need to go to the hospital.
12:04🔗
Drew
There's a classic Hodgkin's, I think it's Hodgkin's, symptom, the lymph nodes hurt when you drink alcohol.
12:12🔗
Adam
Yeah. He's from Tennessee, so he's drinking that grain stuff that comes in the cider jug.
12:18🔗
DJ Qualls
I didn't have night sweats, but I did drink the grain stuff, like being from Tennessee.
12:25🔗
DJ Qualls
Yeah, so I'm waiting for the incest questions. I'm going to be good with those, being from the South.
12:32🔗
DJ Qualls
Yeah, my dad actually works there. All of the fixtures in our kitchen cabinets are like little casket knobs.
12:41🔗
Adam
That's nice. So if you die, they can just fold the kitchen up around you, throw you in the ground. Do you know much about caskets?
12:53🔗
Adam
Because as a carpenter and a woodworker, it always seems a shame to either burn or bury such nice mahogany often times. Some of that stuff is really ornate, really nice, a lot of craftsmanship in that stuff. Must set you back a couple of grand for one of the good ones.
13:11🔗
Adam
Oh man. And now when they cremate you, do they slide you out of the casket or do they slide that whole casket?
13:18🔗
DJ Qualls
No, they burn you in a box, actually. I think it's illegal for them to not burn you in a box.
13:35🔗
Adam
Well, for an extra $15 bucks, they'll burn you, but my family figured, why bother? Let's just roll them off the back of the ship. Tie a rock to them. Let the sand sharks get them. Maria, you're 20.
13:50🔗
Caller
I've been with my boyfriend for four months, and about two weeks ago, his ex-girlfriend came and told him that she's five months pregnant with his kid.
14:10🔗
Caller
I don't even know her. From what he's told me, he says that she cheated on him a lot. And so I have my doubts.
14:25🔗
Caller
No. Uh-uh. They have been broken up for a couple weeks before we started seeing each other.
14:50🔗
Adam
I see. So he's got the world by the tail. And so what do you think? I mean, you gonna trust him? You gonna believe him?
15:04🔗
Adam
Well, if you really think about it, does it make a... You guys will be broken up by the time she gives birth anyway. You know what I'm saying?
15:22🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. So here's all you can do. All you can do is try to sort of put it out of your mind and tell the birth. And if you guys are still together, then he's gonna have to get a DNA test and we'll see. And then if it is, well, then he'll give her a few bucks and go over there on the weekends. I mean, I don't think it's gonna impact you.
15:54🔗
They were together for three years.
16:46🔗
Caller
Well, just because it's not, I don't want to interfere. I mean, I don't think that it's right to bring a child into this world with two parents that are separated, and that's not the right situation.
17:11🔗
Adam
Maria, just, you know, we rarely say this, but just hang out for a little while and see where it goes.
17:21🔗
Adam
Meteor could hit the planet in the next six weeks. You know what I'm saying? You want to be in someone's arms, all right?
17:28🔗
Adam
Right. All right. Yeah, well. That's kind of freaky. You meet someone, you're getting into them pretty good, and then all of a sudden, someone shows up with part of them in their belly. And what do you do?
17:39🔗
Drew
But isn't there a sort of phase in the early part of a relationship, particularly in people at that age, when stuff shows up? Yeah. That's that sort of phase, right? When is the previous life still creeping in?
17:58🔗
Adam
Well, it's your job to creep into your ex's life just when things are going good, because Lord knows the person you're with has an ex who's going to creep into your relationship. It's the circle of life. You've got to keep it going. You'd be dropping the ball if you didn't creep in. Tina? Tina. Caller goes by the name of Tina. It's 25. Fine. Chris? You're 28.
18:24🔗
I wanted to ask Drew, actually.
18:27🔗
Caller
I'm an intravenous drug user. Basically, I'm just on maintenance, you know? I've got myself well enough so I can go to work and do all that stuff. I've tried kicking a few times. I want to know if there's any treatment facilities that I can maybe get into that don't require payment or insurance or anything because I don't got insurance.
19:23🔗
Adam
Yeah, but how confusing is it going to be to people, if there's no Rancho in front of it?
19:31🔗
Drew
Yeah. Well, Loma Linda out that way has substance abuse treatment, and I don't know if they may have a county-funded facility there. You can certainly go to an NA program, just walk in...
19:46🔗
Drew
It is brutal to get through, and I personally... I don't detox people as an outpatient from heroin because it just never works, but if you were able to organize the right structure with people from the program, maybe they know a physician who's willing to do an outpatient detox, it wouldn't cost much.
20:10🔗
Adam
Oh, man. You see Ichabod Crane in a lab coat, herky-jerky, his way down the hall, you'll say hi to Dr. Bruce.
20:20🔗
Just be nice.
20:25🔗
Adam
Yeah, you know, Bruce, Bruce is, I guess a friend of Drew's who fills in for him on occasion, who's just almost spastic, you know. Great guy, great guy, and a good doctor, but man, I see why Drew has him fill in for him.
20:39🔗
He's coming in Thursday.
20:40🔗
Adam
Oh, Christ. Now he's going to give it to me. The point is, is Bruce, you know, Bruce will call and have these bizarre scenarios and situations and outings minutes before it's time to go. He'll leave a message on my phone machine at like noon on a Friday saying, hey, a buddy of mine's bought a helicopter. He's taken off out of Van Nuys in about 45 minutes. I want to know if you want to go check out San Fernando Valley with me. I'm like, what do you think the odds are I'm going to be home on Friday at noon, pick up the phone?
21:19🔗
Adam
No, I don't pick the phone up when I'm at home. Yeah, even if I was home, I wouldn't pick it up. John?
21:33🔗
Caller
Me and my girlfriend had a threesome, like, two nights ago, and, like, I have this other girl that's getting on me, and, like, wants to, like, join in, and I don't know. I'm getting, like, all confused about it, and you know how it is.
21:50🔗
Adam
John, you got to turn your radio down back there. Could you do that, please? I think he had a threesome.
22:04🔗
Caller
Me and my girlfriend had a threesome, okay? And, like, I have this other girl that's talking to me that found out, like, they were talking about it, and, like, they want, they, she, like, wants to join in, and, like, I'm getting all confused about it, and, like, my girlfriend wants to do it, but I don't seem, it doesn't seem right.
22:23🔗
Drew
I don't know what to do about it. So, John, this would be a second one with a different third person.
22:29🔗
Yeah.
22:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, it was a stupid question. I was miserable and in pain the entire time. Of course, you liked it.
22:55🔗
Adam
Hello, thank you. Yeah, she's all mad at me. Yeah, did you have sex with the other one too?
23:01🔗
Drew
Listen, there's really only one reason a woman would be okay with a threesome with a partner whom she was involved with.
23:20🔗
Adam
B, lesbian and doesn't really want to admit it, so this is her only chance to be with a woman in a sort of safe environment. Or C, it's just incredibly effed up in just acting out.
23:42🔗
Caller
Like we were at a club the other day, and there were these two girls talking, and they were talking about lesbian stuff, and she just popped right in and started getting the conversation.
24:08🔗
Adam
Because it's not going to go on forever, and you don't want that. Listen, everybody, you know what the kid is for many of our callers and listeners? It's like the manifestation of something that should have lasted six weeks lasting forever. It's as if I used to work at McDonald's, okay? It was the world's crampiest place, the world's crampiest job. $2.35 an hour or something. I worked there for, yes, that is right. I worked there for about five weeks when I was in high school before I was smart enough to quit. I hated that job. Time to lean, time to clean. Hey, Ken, if you're listening, the manager, kiss my hairy ass, you bastard. They used to make us get in our uniforms before we punched in. You couldn't just walk in and punch in. You had to go down the basement, get in your crappy uniform, and then punch in. But here's the point, that job sucked. That was a horrible job. And of course it sucks. It's McDonald's. That's fine. If I had to go back to that job twice a week for the rest of my life or another 18 years, I would kill myself. And that's what it's tantamount to, maybe even more. It's like I'm 16 and a half, 17 years old. I got the world's crappiest job. But at some point, I get to flip a coin. And that flip a coin is like, well, you can go on an extended lunch break and eat for free if it's heads. But tails, you got to come back two or three times a week for another 18 years and work for free, no matter where you are, no matter what you're doing. That's what that is. Think about that. Use the McDonald's analogy, if you like.
25:43🔗
Adam
I think it'll drive the point home a little better. I would kill myself. I would have just, I would have taken a spatula and driven it through my liver if I landed on heads. DJ Qualls is here. He is from Road Trip, which was that the number one movie last week?
25:59🔗
Oh, yeah.
26:30🔗
Adam
Son of a bitch. The point is, is he went to the premiere last week, but that wasn't a sneak preview. I think that was like a premiere.
26:38🔗
DJ Qualls
No, the premiere was like last Thursday, and they showed it last Friday to like 15 cities.
26:43🔗
Adam
Oh, I see. All right, all right. So I'm not such an idiot for thinking you came out. Thank you. Thank you very much. About that. Thank you. All right. Thanks for isolating that. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll come back and we'll do more after this. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. DJ Qualls is here tonight from Road Trip, which was the number one sneak preview movie of last week. What's that thing coming out, Friday?
27:54🔗
Adam
I'm trying to think, I'm doing, I'm on Politically Incorrect tonight, if any of you kiddies wanna watch, and I'm supposed to do Killborn tomorrow with somebody from Road Trip. Some very hot babe, I was told, but...
28:09🔗
Adam
Oh, is that Amy Smart? Yeah, yeah. I think we met, we had Amy Smart on this show. Let's just say yes and...
28:17🔗
Adam
So we don't make asses of ourselves, all right? All right. What the hell were we talking about here, Drew? Oh, for Christ's sake, Drew and I have to go, I gotta get out of this, watch a videotape on sexual harassment tomorrow. Oh, you, you mother effing attorneys just need to all kill, just jump off the same bridge and sue yourselves on the way down. Would you please? This drives me insane. They have this videotape, it's like a, I don't know, 45 minute or one hour presentation and God only knows what kind of crap this is gonna be. That's gonna teach us not how to sexually harass people in the workplace. Meanwhile, let me explain the workplace. I sit here and make jack-off jokes for two hours. That's the workplace. Obviously, what I'm doing is a violation of what's gonna be on that tape right now. I'd get fired if I didn't do what was on that tape. You know what I mean? I have to go against the tape or I'm not doing my job.
29:31🔗
Adam
Please, Drew. What we do on the road is between two consenting adults. Has nothing to do with K-Rock, the mother station out here. We don't even go in there anymore. We're off at Westwood 1 over there. Who the hell are we going to harass? For Christ's sake. The thing is, we told them, hey, send the tape over here. We'll just watch it over here before the show. No, the tape can't leave the building.
29:54🔗
DJ Qualls
You have to sign some form after you read it saying that you understand what's going on with it. I had to do that before.
29:59🔗
Adam
It's just one, life is just turning into one big goddamn formality. Just a signing junk you don't read, looking at stuff you don't care about. You know, and they know you don't care either. They know you haven't read it. They know you're not paying attention when you're watching it. And that doesn't matter. It gets to the point where the comedy of it is nobody cares. The guys who work at the radio station don't care whether you absorb it or not. They don't care if you read the document before you sign it. The people who put the tape out don't care if you look at it. The people at Mandate, the tape needs to be put out. Don't care either. Nobody cares.
30:39🔗
Adam
That's right. I'd like to violate someone with that goddamn tape. That's what I'd like to do. Push that thing right up someone's ass. That's a good plan. Wouldn't that be ironic? Wouldn't that be great in court? What did he use to violate you? He used a sexual harassment training video to violate me, Your Honor. I hope it was beta. No. Oh, the tragedy. Oh, Drew, I'm not going over there tomorrow. You can go and tell me all about it, all right? And what about taking a stand against that kind of stuff? But what about?
31:13🔗
Drew
Why cave? Choose your battles wisely, really. I know I end up seeing it anyway, and I want to have time for it, and it will be much worse.
31:19🔗
Adam
But, okay, wouldn't this be a utopia if every time one of those crappy formality videos came down the pike, if we all said no. All the employees said no. And A, if you want us all not to show up Monday, fine. We're not watching it collectively.
31:41🔗
Adam
What if everyone just took a little stand, and tried to win just a little back from some of these A-hole attorneys? Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't it be great if everyone could get together and say, screw it, we're not watching it, send a little message? Let's do that, Drew. What do you say? Let's do it.
31:59🔗
Adam
Listen, I'm not watching it. I'm taking a stand. I get canned, I don't care. I don't care anyway. Tyler?
32:05🔗
Yeah.
32:31🔗
Caller
Well, I have to take them twice a week. Well, I had a party and I had a friend that spilled a bunch and didn't tell anybody. My parents found it and they tripped out. I have to take them twice a week now.
32:54🔗
Drew
Man, is this a backfire? So he gets forced into using drugs that are more neurotoxic, more dangerous, going to hurt him possibly the rest of his life.
33:05🔗
Caller
Yeah, the doctor gave my mom like 10 cups and my mom, her work is right next to the doctor's office.
33:17🔗
DJ Qualls
Is it true that you can take acid and then never come back? Like it could really screw up your mind so bad that you can't ever function right again?
33:25🔗
Drew
A big dose will do that to you quite nicely, but usually a single dose does not do anything like that.
33:44🔗
Adam
Masonry guy. And they're getting into these drug tests for you. You can't just look you in the eye kind of thing and ask you a question.
33:52🔗
Drew
You know, using substance or addiction, the only test for addiction is urine tox. That's the only way to objectify whether or not the disease is active or not.
34:28🔗
Drew
Think about all these people that get nailed on drug screening at work. They can't stop the night before.
34:50🔗
Adam
Yeah, that bum you're high, though, if you had to take a urine test while you're trying to get off acid.
35:13🔗
Caller
I'm asthmatic. And just the question is this. Why would speed, crystal, meth, whatever you wish to call it open me up? Wilst, the cocaine family plugs me up big time. Huh?
35:44🔗
Caller
What happens is the alveoli in the lungs, there's too much mucus on them and they constrict. Restricting really what asthma is, is it restricts air flow out of the lungs. You can get air in but you can't get it out. So it makes breathing difficult.
35:58🔗
Yep.
35:58🔗
DJ Qualls
So you're having problems breathing and you're snorting things in your nose. Is that what you're saying?
36:02🔗
Yeah. Yeah.
36:06🔗
Drew
Stimulants in general, I'm sure you're aware, Mark, the kinds of inhalers you use and whatnots cause it raise your heart rate, right? Right.
36:17🔗
Drew
That's fine. Have you ever had bad asthmatic attacks, say, when you were a kid, that they gave you epinephrine?
36:30🔗
Drew
So, systemically, you can understand how it might have, at least initially, some opening of the airways.
36:36🔗
Drew
Cocaine is really a very different compound. It does have those, what are called, sympathomimetic activities as well. But there's a lot else going on with cocaine. And it probably stimulates some of the mucus production, I bet you.
36:58🔗
Adam
Yeah, mix the Coke with the speed. Why, that sounds fine. You wanna do the Coke, it clogs you up. The speed seems to free up, but you don't enjoy that as much. You do a speedball, and everyone's happy.
37:17🔗
Adam
I see. All right. Okay. It's your life, buddy. I'm trying to help. You're calling the show. Well, all right. Willie?
37:27🔗
Yes, sir.
37:30🔗
Caller
Well, I've been with my girlfriend for three years, and we have a daughter together, and she wasn't a virgin when I married her, and I was, and that kind of shooed me up.
38:19🔗
Adam
Most guys have the, I'm trying to think of the right word, but the discomfort of having to go through this situation. They do, and we've all been through it. Let me tell you something. You could have nailed 100 chicks and she could have screwed one guy, you'd still be pissed.
38:40🔗
Adam
You'd still be looking for it. You'd still be trying to make a case. Now, the fact that you were a virgin when you got together and she was with somebody or a couple people or whatever she was with, it's just twisting the knife that much more. But don't worry. She could have been a virgin, given a guy a hand job, you could have screwed half of North America, and you'd still feel like you were slighted.
39:18🔗
Caller
Well, she kind of gets to tell us, I'm her ex-girlfriend, and I throw that at her, you know?
39:24🔗
Adam
Yeah. I know, but I know that's what's going on. But you know what we say when we say building a case?
39:32🔗
Adam
It's like you're trying to come up with reasons in your head to fight and why you two shouldn't be together. You know what I'm saying? And you got to get past that.
39:45🔗
Adam
You guys are together, you're in love, you have a child. Fine. How many guys was she with?
39:53🔗
Adam
One guy. Please. God knows. I haven't dated a woman in years, been with less than 10, 15 guys.
40:22🔗
Drew
I mean, let's face it that that and also in this day and age, aren't women sort of given one pass, one sort of buy?
40:34🔗
Adam
Yeah, there you go. Okay. Hey, Willie, you want to keep building the case. Go ahead. Go right ahead.
40:42🔗
Drew
Why don't you start building the case in the positive direction? Let's start looking at the positive. You really need to change your attitude, change your thinking about this relationship and find a reason to commit yourself to it and learn how to put these things away.
40:54🔗
Adam
This is why males at the 19 should not get married. Way too much of that energy. You can see him. He's looking through the yearbook. He's seeing the guy's picture. He's, oh, look at the prom picture. Oh, look at that. You know what I mean? God, he used to have so much energy in that department. Now it's, I don't care. Like the guy, ex-boyfriend, be banging my girlfriend right in front of me. I wouldn't care.
41:17🔗
Adam
What happened to him? Yeah, he's long gone. Now I'm just waiting to die. I'm waiting for the Grim Reaper. Now, what if the Grim Reaper ironically nails one of my girlfriends? Interesting. Puts that sickle to work. Shannon? The Grim Reaper, yeah. Hey, bang away. Take your time, Mr. Reaper.
41:51🔗
DJ Qualls
Yeah. Hi. This question is for Drew. Yeah. I'm having really bad problems with my parents, and it started a couple months ago when we moved from California to here, which is Colorado. It was doing really well in California, and then we moved here and it got really stressful. Why? I have no idea. I think it's because the move affected most of it, but then after that, things went pretty much downhill from there where we were always getting into big fights and stuff, and then I ran away a couple months after we were here.
42:35🔗
DJ Qualls
Well, when I was five or six, my mom and dad, I was the first of three children. So I pretty much got the full blow of my parents learning how to hold on or raise children. So I got not really majorly beat up, but I was thrown around a lot. I had stuff thrown at me. I was kicked and stuff.
43:02🔗
Adam
A little light kicking is perfectly normal and perfectly healthy in a healthy rearing, isn't it? Just some kicking?
43:18🔗
DJ Qualls
Anyway, but the funny thing is when I ran away, I went to live with a friend and I lived there for three months and within those three months, me and my parents got along great because we weren't around each other.
43:32🔗
DJ Qualls
That's kind of natural though, right? When you get into that age, you start fighting with your parents. You want independence, but you're living at home.
43:38🔗
DJ Qualls
Yeah, but it's just weird because most of my other friends, they fight, but they don't fight as bad as me and my parents.
43:45🔗
Adam
Okay, calm down. You're going to make a man very miserable one day. What grade are you in?
44:08🔗
DJ Qualls
My question is, I want to know if there's any way possible that I could do something or that we could do something to help the relationship. Because I really don't want to be fighting with my parents.
44:20🔗
Adam
All right. I'm going to tell you how to do it because we got to go to break. I'm going to do it for about 30 seconds.
44:25🔗
Adam
Just bite your lips, sit on your hands. Don't start up with them. You little troublemaker. Yes, your parents are a pain in the ass, but even pains in the ass can't fight if you don't go along with them.
44:36🔗
Well, I did that tonight.
44:40🔗
Adam
Just listen. Be like Gandhi. I want you to wear a diaper around that apartment. Listen, you don't know it, but you're a pain in the ass.
45:04🔗
Adam
Go back to school, stay in school all day, then go to soccer practice or softball practice after school all until the early evening, then come home and eat and go to your room and do homework.
45:16🔗
Adam
And listen to us and don't get into it with your folks. Believe me, listen, if you want to avoid fighting, you can do it. Just don't go home. I know it sounds stupid. Just go to school all day and hang out with your friends and do all that junk. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. DJ Qualls is here from Road Trip out tomorrow, everybody, and we'll be back after this.
45:43🔗
Adam
Well, it's worth hearing. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. He is Dr. Drew over there. DJ Qualls is here tonight from Road Trip. I heard you stole the movie, actually, DJ. That's what producer Ann told us.
46:30🔗
Drew
That's a weird hurt. You said something very disparaging about yourself. There was a Mercy casting.
46:37🔗
DJ Qualls
Because basically, they had a whole bunch of names lined up for the parts, and they came to Atlanta and cast me on location. I had done nothing substantial before that.
46:47🔗
Drew
Yeah, but that's not a Mercy. That may be very complimentary. People consider that. I'm confused.
46:54🔗
DJ Qualls
I don't know. Basically, it doesn't happen like that normally. Normally, you have a whole bunch of really high-powered agents, and I had a small town agent.
47:22🔗
Adam
Kiss my ass, you idiots. I did. I tell you, I have the really rare distinction of being the only William Morris client who has been repeatedly called by casting agents and with complaints of abuse. Abuse.
47:41🔗
Adam
Oh, those idiots. Good. I hope they're all rolling over in the graves over there. And listen, all you casting agents can kiss my ass, you bastards. I hate all of you. Big pains in the ass. You sit back there and everyone sits around for an hour and does nothing. We wait for your highness to come out of his crap room over there so you can cast your judgment upon us. Kiss my ass, all you in advance. Listen, all of you, all of you, what the hell? Yeah, that's right. I'll make more money than I did last year and I'll make more the next year too without all you screwballs. I'll make my own goddamn movie. Speaking of my own goddamn movie, we were, funny, we had a, Ivan Reitman is doing this movie, right?
48:33🔗
Adam
No, he did not. He's a very nice man that Ivan Reitman. Oh yeah, he did yell at us. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, that's true. Well, that was in our second meeting when we had done nothing between the first meeting and the second meeting, but that was a little confusion. But we had a meeting with Ivan Reitman and it was about four months ago when me and my partner Jimmy and he said, what kind of movie you guys want to do? And we said, we want to do a road trip movie. And literally said road trip, two guys, like a, like a dumb and dumber type of thing. Oh no. But I would have said dumb and dumber to them because it made money.
49:08🔗
Adam
I was thinking, I was saying like an old Bob Hope being Crosby, you know, the old buddy, Road Filth, like they used to do. And we could do a whole series of them, old road trip movies. And all the guys just sat there and looked at us and went like, I don't think that's going to work. And we were like, why wouldn't it work? It's a road trip. They're buddies. It's like the old Hope and Crosby. And they're like, no, no, let's come to another idea. And then a few months later, I started seeing the road trip signs. And I thought, well, that's why it wasn't going to work. They already did one. I wish they'd just told us that already did one. But I don't know. Maybe they didn't want to let it out of the bag or something. Drew?
50:05🔗
Adam
Well, here's what they do. They get an erection, they go tip to tip with them, then they measure scrotum to scrotum, and then they deduct. You see if it's like 13 inches, what they'll do is they'll figure out where it ends and his begins. They'll deduct that mark from it.
51:01🔗
DJ Qualls
I mean, too big would have to be really big though, right? Or maybe the girl is not producing enough lubrication or something like that.
52:06🔗
Adam
This is Dr. Grew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. DJ Qualls is here tonight. He is from Road Trip, out tomorrow. And you can find me on Politically Incorrect later on tonight from the Famous Playboy Mansion.
52:28🔗
Adam
Yeah, I was pretty funny. Okay. They're always very happy and surprised. I was just doing my thing.
52:40🔗
Adam
You know, Drew did it the first night, and I've been hearing reports all week that the show just sucked from the Playboy Mansion.
52:50🔗
Adam
That's what I've been hearing. Everyone tells me it sucks. And it's ironic because you go there for sweeps week, and everyone comes back with, hey, it sucked. But apparently, Drew did it the first night, and I did it the second night, and they taped all the shows in a couple of days, and you did like the first show.
53:12🔗
Adam
That aired Monday, and I did show four, obviously, because it's going to air tonight, Thursday. So by the time they got to show four, I'd imagine that they'd ironed out a few kinks, although I was in it. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, same ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. And maybe that's why it was ironed out.
53:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, and we'll just find out about that. We were just talking to DJ Qualls here about penis size, and did we finish that conversation?
53:50🔗
Drew
We did off the air, but I think we brought up some points I think are worthy of mention, which is that I don't like to argue for the small penis too much because I think it makes people think I have a small penis. Which you do.
54:00🔗
Adam
Well, I wouldn't call it small. It's a little bigger than average, but average is small.
54:16🔗
Adam
Yeah. If a woman sees a penis that's 5.3, she doesn't think that's average. She thinks that's a little bit on the small side.
54:23🔗
Drew
Yeah. Yeah. But you did make a point that that was valid, was that most women would want a male who airs on the large side of the curve.
54:32🔗
Adam
I said to Drew and DJ during the break that most women, given the choice of having a slightly larger penis or slightly smaller penis for their partner, would go with the slightly larger penis.
54:52🔗
Drew
What we were saying before the break was that more women call about too big on this show than too little because there's something to complain about. It's really too, too big, not the kind of too big that they complain about.
55:04🔗
Adam
Drew is making that point vehemently, but this is why I'd make one hell of an attorney. I told him that people who are with a guy with a small penis, don't call in and complain because what is there a complaint about? They're not being hurt and they know they can't grow the guy's penis. What are you going to do? And you guys got to double down on the oral sex because that's what they really want anyway. Thank you. Cecilia?
55:26🔗
Yes.
55:29🔗
Caller
Well, I'm like embarrassed because I haven't told anybody that I wanted to tell somebody. Yesterday my friend came over really late and I had a lesbian experience with a girl and I felt very, very weird.
56:17🔗
Drew
It's a common thing that people do, which is if they feel alone and they feel sort of disconnected, they'll try to connect with somebody through sex, and it doesn't work all that way. You end up confused or feeling less good about yourself, less valuable.
56:43🔗
Caller
And then like, I don't know, because every time I date guys, you know, I'm not, I don't think I'm like, that it's not that I can't date a guy. It's just every time they try to get close to me, I just start not calling, returning their phone calls or pushing away.
57:36🔗
Caller
No, I left, well, because he, when I was pregnant, he went to jail and I had the baby. I had a newborn baby and he just left me. So I couldn't take it. I said, you know what? I'm not going to stay with you. I left.
57:53🔗
Adam
Oh, let me look that down. Stupid things. You should be an attorney yourself. It's one hell of a defense.
58:01🔗
Adam
What do you charge with your, just some dumb stuff you did a long time ago. Let's get past that right now.
58:55🔗
Caller
I don't know. My parents had been separated since ever. I was very, very young and that affected me a lot.
59:18🔗
Caller
My mom, she had a really troubled childhood. She doesn't know how to, you know, she didn't know how to raise us.
59:33🔗
Adam
Now, I know you're feeling like you're all over the place, but you're home, you got a roof over your head, you got your child, you got to take care of your child first and foremost.
59:43🔗
Adam
You may be lonely, but you're going to have to work on that, read some books, go on some walks, love your child.
59:49🔗
I try to better myself. I mean, I do things.
59:51🔗
Caller
I go to school. I go to the gym. I mean, I try to keep myself occupied. I have friends. It's nothing like that. I just don't, I don't feel happy. I don't feel like...
1:00:09🔗
Adam
Right. Yeah, don't feel any shame about that. I mean, Lord knows there's more to have shame about than the lesbian experience.
1:00:19🔗
Adam
Right. Absolutely. So just keep going to the gym, keep going to school and don't spin yourself out. I don't know how you tell someone to do that. You're fine.
1:00:29🔗
DJ Qualls
You're a good person. Stay away from relationships until you find out why you're unhappy because you're just going to drag yourself. I mean, if you're not happy by yourself though, right? If you're not happy by yourself, how are you going to be happy with somebody else? And you're going to attract creeps like the guy who's doing GIO?
1:00:42🔗
Drew
She's going to attract creeps. She's going to be attracted to creeps. She's got to start hanging around people she's not attracted to, develop some friendships, some close relationships that way and let those sorts of relationships devolve into something closer.
1:00:58🔗
Caller
Yeah, I've been having some problems lately. I've smoked weed for probably over at least a good year now and the past two times I've done it. I've had some strange experiences. I got really lightheaded. I've been kind of slightly paranoid, had trouble walking, just didn't feel right. It was really awkward and the worst part about it is it's now carried over to the next day. And yesterday I did it, I felt weird. And today I feel weird again and I haven't smoked any weed at all.
1:01:27🔗
Drew
Yeah, it's sometimes neurologic symptoms like this that gets the attention of people who smoke a lot of pot. I've had people get strange vision disturbances and weird dizziness and sometimes some weakness or unsteadyness.
1:01:38🔗
Caller
It's very, it's really weird because it's almost like I can't function too much either. I can't walk and even today it's really been something that's held me back from doing a lot of different things like work at school and stuff like that.
1:01:49🔗
DJ Qualls
Why do you keep doing it? Because you paid for it and you're going to smoke it up.
1:01:53🔗
Caller
No, you know, it's only been the past two times and I really haven't had bad experiences ever before. I've been really, been fine with it these past two times. And the last time, my second time that I had a weird experience before then, I told myself, okay, we'll see maybe if it was just one bad time and now it's twice in a row.
1:02:08🔗
Adam
All right, well, good stop. Listen, he starts off by making this argument, every time I smoke the weed, I do this, I do that. And then as soon as you question him on it, it's like, well, it'll never happen except for a couple of times.
1:02:20🔗
Adam
All right, see a neurologist. You know, I gotta tell you about a drug experience, guys. Drew, you know, what are the sleeping pills he got me?
1:02:34🔗
Adam
Restoril. Restoril, took one last night. Take one, well, usually I'll get into them, but I've been off them for a while because I haven't been working. I mean, they work, but I don't like them that much. So here's what happened. The last two times I took one of those Restoril pills, Drew, go to bed at like 1.30, wake up at like 4.30 and eat, and then go back to bed at like 5.
1:03:07🔗
Adam
Two times. Now, maybe the second time was based on doing it the first time. Popped right on up, popped up. I mean, took one of these Restoril things about one o'clock, felt like I was going to collapse about 1.30, hit the hay, woke up 4.30, pow. Hopped right up, walked right in the kitchen.
1:03:37🔗
Adam
Oh, I see. No, no. I think I was just hungry, but I don't know why it popped up, ate the last two times. I took one of these things. It popped up at 8 or 4.30 in the morning each time.
1:03:50🔗
Adam
Yeah. That's bad news. Thank God I had a Comedy Central gift basket to forge through like a raccoon. There's nothing better than being completely out of it at 4.30 in the morning, stumbling down some stairs into a big fruit basket with nuts and chocolate and God knows what else in there and going, just digging into it. Tore into it, my teeth started tearing into the separate little packages. I was dumping smoked almonds in my face. I had a yogurt going, I think. I don't even remember. I have to go down the next day to see what the, you know, it's like a bear got into a dumpster. And I just see, you know, I sort of collect the evidence, see what I ate. Yeah, two times in a row. All right, I'm done with that stuff, Drew. I need something harder. Caitlin?
1:04:31🔗
Yeah?
1:04:34🔗
DJ Qualls
I just want to say that I listen to your show all the time and I love you guys so much.
1:04:41🔗
DJ Qualls
Yeah, I was wondering, like, I'm going to have sex with my boyfriend, like for the first time tomorrow. And, like, I just started my period.
1:04:49🔗
Yikes.
1:04:50🔗
DJ Qualls
And I was just wondering if, like, that was probably safer, getting pre- like, as in, like, not getting pregnant or what?
1:05:05🔗
What, having sex?
1:05:08🔗
Adam
She loves my metaphors, I can tell that. Huh? Sex? Yeah. Do you have to have sex tomorrow?
1:05:15🔗
Adam
Okay. Maybe you want to wait till you're off your period, you know, for the first time and all.
1:05:23🔗
Drew
It can be a little bit uncomfortable. It could increase your risk of certain kinds of STDs. In other words, that-
1:05:30🔗
Drew
Yeah, but interestingly, even things like vaginitis, other sorts of bacteria that aren't necessarily associated with STDs, classic STDs, like Katelyn, get up into the gentle tracks.
1:05:40🔗
Adam
You've waited 17 years. Actually, let's call it 14. I'm not going to count the first three years of life. You know what I mean?
1:05:48🔗
Adam
Yeah, I started about three. I think most people do. You've been waiting for 14 years. Your period is going down this weekend. You can't push it to next weekend?
1:06:18🔗
Adam
All right. Well, that would be a happy compromise. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm not trying to talk you in anything, but I am trying to talk you out of the sex.
1:06:27🔗
Adam
It just seems like a bad plan. Plus, believe me, some upholstery or something will get screwed up and your mom's going to find out. You better bang them on a hefty bag.
1:06:41🔗
Adam
Oh. I got to admit, I like her gumption. I like her spirit. She's like a pioneer woman. That's like, hey, it's really what I like. That's why I like football better than baseball. You know what I mean? Baseball's like, oh, it's starting to sprinkle. Let's get the tarp out. Football's like, well, it's Wisconsin. It's way below. There's a VW-sized hail coming down. But what are you going to do? We got to play. She's like a game on. I said this weekend. And I mean it.
1:07:14🔗
Drew
Yeah, it's fine. Well, it's not, I want to just point out that for some people, it can increase the complications from bacteria getting into that area. Not likely to happen to them.
1:07:31🔗
Caller
About, when I first came to Los Angeles, I made a lot of mistakes and ended up in the adult industry. And doing adult films, and that's how I met my husband. We both have since terminated doing that.
1:07:47🔗
Caller
We haven't done a movie in over four years. We've both gone to counseling, and we're still going. But the thing is, we have a three and a half year old daughter and an eight month old daughter, and we're not sure what age is appropriate to tell them or if we should never tell them.
1:08:12🔗
Caller
He did a lot of them, and he's afraid that, because he gets recognized sometimes, and he's afraid what if he's with his daughter and someone recognizes him. What is the odds of that happening, or like zero to nil?
1:08:24🔗
Drew
And before she's aware of what that all means, it's going to be 10, 15 years from now.
1:08:47🔗
Caller
No. I know why I did it. I was going through a lot. I went through a real abuse of childhood. Counseling is actually-
1:08:59🔗
Caller
Yeah, but counseling has helped me a lot in hand, but we're just not sure if we should tell them or if we-
1:09:16🔗
Drew
No, in general, when you tell your kids what you did, they reserve the right. That's issuing them a license. Wow. That is always, whatever it is, they will reserve the right to do that, lest you be a hypocrite is what they'll accuse you of.
1:09:32🔗
DJ Qualls
It's going to give them a license to rebel also. If they know that you did that, they're going to be able to do anything they want and justify it.
1:09:38🔗
Adam
But also, a lot of kids, as soon as they find out their parents did something, they're going to want nothing to do with it. But listen.
1:09:50🔗
Adam
I don't know. My parents are idiots. I never want to do anything they wanted to do. My dad's a big pussy. He couldn't work with wood, couldn't work on a car, couldn't do anything, couldn't fight, couldn't play sports. He couldn't do anything. I did the exact opposite with everything. I used my dad as a negative template.
1:10:10🔗
Adam
Dad, if you're listening, I'm sorry I had to hear this, but I sized you up as a wuss by the age of 11 and just went, no way am I going through life like this guy. This guy, everything, I mean, if you think about it, everything I do, whether it was boxing, football, woodworking, wrenching on cars, all polar opposites of my dad. So you can set a nice example.
1:10:37🔗
Adam
Yeah, well now I've disgraced family by making money. Which is another thing they didn't want to do. But listen, don't tell your kids anything. Really, they are not your buddies. Listen to everyone who calls this show, it starts off with me and my mom are best friends. Always turns out to be a disaster. Listen, you don't have to be best friends with your kids any more than the principal of your high school needs to be best friends with every student. You got a job to do as a parent. Yeah, you should love them, they should love you, you should respect each other, you should have a relationship, it should be open, they should feel like they should come to you with things, but it does not mean you need to tell them every weird thing you've ever done.
1:11:20🔗
Adam
And you need to be, you play the role of mommy and daddy. That is like principal and superintendent. That is your job. You can be benevolent, but you are the dictator. Thank you very much. Oh, I'm going to make a wonderful parent one day.
1:11:36🔗
Adam
Okay. We'll take a break. All right, Drew, here we go, buddy. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. DJ Qualls is here from Road Trip, coming out this tomorrow.
1:12:39🔗
Adam
No, man, I'm getting tired. So hard. We didn't, he said DJ is so modest, that we didn't really get into it. But our producer, Dr. Anne, did say that Tom Green was not in the movie as much as they'd sort of made him out to be.
1:12:59🔗
Adam
And the DJ really stole the movie. And I know modesty prevents you from agreeing with that, but you want to just nod your head? There he goes. Yeah.
1:13:10🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, that's what they do. It's like, remember Logan's Run when it came on TV after they made Logan's Run sci-fi movie in like 1974. And it was out for a while. And then Charlie's Angels got real popular with Fair Fawcett in it. And Fair Fawcett had like a two-minute part in Logan's Run. So then when Logan's Run aired on TV when it was going to be on Channel 5, they'd go, Logan's Run, starring Fair Fawcett. It was like, Fair Fawcett was in the lab scene. She played like assistant number three and got blown up by a robot or something. But they just go starring, you know what they ought to say is just, starring whoever's hot. You know? You got to be bummed out pretty good when you're Michael York, you're starring in a film or whoever, I don't know whoever the co-star was in that, who the female co-star was. But you got to be pretty bummed out when you're starring in a film and they go, starring this chick who had two lines in the middle of the film. You know what I mean? Yeah, you got to call your agent. Anyway, we're just talking off there about how horrible all casting agents were, just to follow up with my point, how evil they are. And we really decided that they're all just horrible, washed up wannabe actors that are, and the reason they're so mean is because they're insecure and they're compensating. So please drop the attitude. Please, you prima donnas, I beg you. Not for me, but for the people actually, stupid enough to show up at your cockamamie auditions.
1:14:49🔗
Caller
Like, start off saying, you know, Dr. Drew, Adam, y'all are excellent. I know you love flattery, so, but keep the air alive.
1:15:00🔗
Caller
Well, periodically, whenever I cough or I sneeze, I get a pain, like, I think it's called the lingam, like that area between your scrotum and your anus. And it's, like, a real tight pain, and it scares the hell out of me, but it doesn't.
1:15:25🔗
Drew
It may just be a, if it gets into the testes, I always worry about hernia, but if it's just in that connection between your legs, it can be just a spasm of a muscle called the pubococcygous muscle. I suspect that's all it is.
1:15:56🔗
Drew
Let's explore this a little bit because you can tell me how to deal with patients like this.
1:15:59🔗
Adam
All right. Hey, Damon? Yeah. He told you what he had to tell you. That's it. You don't believe him? Go to the doctor. Go to the doctor. I don't care.
1:16:15🔗
Chai.
1:16:28🔗
Caller
I have a problem that every time I have sex with my boyfriend, I have to masturbate the same time like when he's inside me. I have to use my fingers and I have to pleasure myself, but it feels good when he's inside me. I can't do it when I can't masturbate when he's not inside me. It doesn't feel the same.
1:16:56🔗
Adam
Well, it's fine. Don't you Persian chicks have like eight arms anyway? What is that statue?
1:17:13🔗
Caller
I was just wondering why I have to do that though. I just want to be free, just like with my hands tied back.
1:17:20🔗
Adam
Right. Listen, I wish I could drive home without touching a wheel, but what are you going to do?
1:17:38🔗
Adam
I know, but no, he's excellent. No better lover ever born. It's just she has to rub herself.
1:17:56🔗
Adam
Listen, I just get frustrated. All right, but no better lover ever put on the planet than this guy, right?
1:18:23🔗
Adam
All right, because he should be able to pull something off during oral sex. If he can sort of use his tongue the way you use your finger.
1:18:35🔗
Adam
Yeah, and it's hard to diddle sometimes. It's sort of like signing something upside down or something. You kind of got the letters right, but it's a little screwed up. It's hard to go back. And I'm thinking of breaking my hand and twisting it around so it faces the other way, so I can get some good action there, you know? Right. It's hard to diddle when you're... Yeah, I know. There's the reach around. What position are you in? Are you on your back?
1:19:05🔗
Adam
I understand. I understand. But listen, Chai, does it feel like you're masturbating or does it feel like you're just sort of participating?
1:19:22🔗
Adam
It's a little better than normal because you are having an orgasm while the man is in you, which is something that a lot of women can't have. Right. In my experience, no woman has ever done that. But I swear to God, if someone tells me it's 30 percent of women can't or can't, if someone told me today that 25 percent of women can have an orgasm, I would kill myself right now, right now. I would consider myself the most unlucky person on the planet and take my own life by jumping off a goddamn cliff.
1:20:06🔗
Adam
If a woman gets down there and helps herself out while you're helping her out, most guys are completely fine with it. They're better than fine with that. Lending a hand, no problem.
1:20:19🔗
Adam
And what's no big deal with you, you got a guy in you, you got your boyfriend, it's intimate, and you're having your orgasm. Do not complain about that one. Gina?
1:20:34🔗
Adam
Yeah, we certainly do. It's so funny, she sounded angry for first, her yeah was angry and I thought, this bitch, I'll put my finger over the hold button. And then she gave me the second, yeah. And I thought, wow, she's really angry. And then I put her on hold. So, Gina, I know you've been on home for 75 minutes. The show is only another 27 minutes long, so we can't have you on hold any longer than that. So just hang tight, honey. We're sorry, but we got to move on. We'd like to talk to you. Dan?
1:21:04🔗
Yeah.
1:21:07🔗
Caller
Well, I was at my girlfriend's house and her parents weren't home and we were going to have sex. And she, my girlfriend has a roommate, so she didn't want to, because they share the same bed, so she didn't want to do it in her bed. So we were going to do it in the family room.
1:21:27🔗
Caller
Huh? She has a roommate at her parents' house because her friend got kicked out of her house, so she lives with her.
1:21:44🔗
Caller
And so, but her mom wasn't supposed to be home, but she came home and we weren't having sex yet, but we didn't have her clothes on yet, you know? Yeah. And so, she's like, her mom was like forbidden me to see her or whatever, and so I was wondering what I should do.
1:22:10🔗
Adam
Okay. You sound like a decent guy, Dan. Here's what you gotta do. Lay low, let this thing blow over. Try not to bang in the living room. Here's the problem with small houses. Living room, entry hall, same place. You know what I mean?
1:22:32🔗
Adam
There's no boots coming down a long corridor. No, they went into the living room. It sounded like they were going into the parents' room, but they made a quick detour into the living room. So she just opened the door and saw your ass, right? Pretty much.
1:22:52🔗
Adam
Yeah, what do you mean? That, you'd be going in with the newspaper. You'd have to be beating, you'd lube that thing up. All right, Dan. All right. All right, listen, what can I say? You got popped. Yeah. Lay low, she'll come over to your, where do you live in?
1:23:35🔗
Adam
Put her back on hold. I got back there. She's trying to play nice. Let's put her on hold for a second. Megan?
1:23:52🔗
Adam
I'm sorry, sweet pea. I'm going to make Gina feel worse by being extra nice to all of us. What's on your mind, honey? What can we do for you tonight?
1:24:26🔗
Adam
Why are you messing around- Why are you messing around with someone you don't want a relationship with?
1:24:38🔗
Adam
I'm going to write that down. So you got the two Hs in place. And what is up, though? I mean, if he's hot, why don't you want to be with him?
1:24:53🔗
Adam
All right. This goes against everything any woman has ever stood for, every instinct every 16 year old has ever had. So what is up? Where's your dad?
1:25:22🔗
Adam
I don't understand. You got a guy, he's really hot, you're great friends. You're not in love with him? You don't want to be boyfriend-girlfriend?
1:26:50🔗
Adam
Yeah. I see. One guy was hot. Oh, I'll tell you that. I tell myself I was the other guy. Yeah, I'm Bart, the older one. Yeah, I'm 16, but the 14-year-old got on. I'm a 13-year-old. How old is the older guy?
1:27:38🔗
Adam
All right. Hey, Megan. Something's going on here. Yeah, something's going on with you. What's going on? Nothing, I say. Nothing? All right. Well, there you go.
1:27:53🔗
Adam
No. All right. All right. And you're just having sex with this guy? He's really hot. He's your best friend.
1:28:09🔗
Adam
Alternative when I was growing up. When did that not count? When did that stop counting? It always meant the most to me. When did it stop counting? Anderson says Bill Clinton. And he helped push the movement along, but it was going strong before that's why the kids didn't consider it anything. Yeah. Maybe that's why Clinton didn't consider it anything.
1:28:36🔗
Adam
Oh my God. Oh, just have a chick, give you a little routine maintenance down there, a little oral sex once in a while. Doesn't really count for much. She's not too into you. When did that happen? Listen, a chick had to think of you as more than a boyfriend to get that when I was coming up.
1:29:00🔗
Adam
Husband, Jesus Christ. That's who they wanted to have oral sex with, Jesus himself. Thank you. Gina?
1:29:18🔗
Caller
I'm an awesome person. I totally love the show. Think Dr. Drew is like the hottest thing in like the world.
1:29:32🔗
Adam
We got to take a break. No, that's all right. Gene, I'm on with you now, though. I promise we'll get to you right after the break.
1:30:25🔗
Adam
DJ Qualls is here tonight from Road Trip. Out tomorrow, everybody. I think Friday there, and everyone says it's good. The people I know have seen it, seem to really enjoy it. Kind of nice.
1:30:42🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, a lot of times, movies like this are big on concept, big on hype and everything, and then you go see them and it's kind of like, I like the porkies.
1:30:52🔗
Adam
But this one by all accounts, and my partner Jimmy who was in it, who can be a pretty tough critic sometimes, especially my work, said he enjoyed the movie quite a bit.
1:31:27🔗
Caller
I need to find out from Dr. Drew if he knows anything about a new pill to lose weight called Zymax, and if he thinks it'll actually work.
1:31:44🔗
Caller
I have no idea. I got this brochure. I'm actually scheduled for liposuction in July, and I actually ordered it off the TV, the Cysocell.
1:32:20🔗
Caller
Yeah. Well, see, what happened was that I was actually really overweight, and I went on FenFen. I lost 50 pounds, so I'm fine now.
1:32:30🔗
Drew
It doesn't matter. You got to get that done. Almost every single patient I had on FenFen hasn't got a heart problem now. They do? Yes, absolutely.
1:32:46🔗
Drew
Well, valvular defects. The valves stop working normally, and it can increase the risk of bacteria sticking on those valves and causing a very serious infection. So they need to take antibiotics, for instance, before they have any surgeries, that kind of thing.
1:33:05🔗
Drew
Zeneca also prevents absorptions of fat-soluble vitamins. Right, so you gotta be very careful with that.
1:33:10🔗
Caller
The only problem with that one is that it's like too complicated. I gotta figure out how much fat I'm actually taking in to figure out how many times I have to take.
1:33:17🔗
Drew
Listen, Gina, the real important thing here is that if you look at data for sustained weight loss and people that have significant weight loss over long periods of time, it ends up being about balanced diet and reducing your calorie intake and increasing your exercise. If you really want to do something structured, see a dietician and get a dietary plan and follow up with that dietician.
1:33:42🔗
DJ Qualls
Yeah, the two ways you can lose weight, diet and exercise, or get cancer. Those are the only two ways that are really going to do it for you.
1:34:34🔗
DJ Qualls
Right. Now I don't eat as much crap, but I had the initial weight loss and I didn't go back to the old eating habits.
1:34:53🔗
DJ Qualls
Yeah, I'd like to put a few pounds on, but I'm not. It's easier in America to be underweight. It just is than it is to be overweight. Clothes and everything else. It just is.
1:35:41🔗
Adam
The pills, the THC pills made you increase the appetite and suppressed some of the vomiting?
1:36:09🔗
Drew
Is it a compulsion? Did something happen to you when you were growing up that you can't get satisfied with sex? Yeah.
1:36:26🔗
Adam
You know how long you've been on the air? You were on the air 29 seconds before we got to the part about you being raped. Well. All right. Well, it has no significance. You're probably right, then. All right. Well, good luck to you, sister. And carry on. And you're just extra horny. That's all. That's all that is.
1:36:53🔗
Drew
And or she'll start. And or if she has a gene for addiction, she'll start escalating this and start having consequences.
1:36:58🔗
DJ Qualls
So she should just go get therapy right now? Go to talk to someone? Start dealing with it?
1:37:19🔗
Adam
That's right, I am, sister. Tell your friends. Tell your other horny friends. Thank you. All right, we'll take a little break. Love Line. Yeah, there you go. That's the fabulous show. I want to thank DJ Qualls for coming in here tonight and being a perfect gentleman.
1:38:15🔗
Adam
Tell everyone to do well. Thanks, we had a good time with you, and I hope everyone goes out and catches Road Trip, which, like I said, heard was very funny from some guys that aren't easy marks for that kind of stuff. All right, I want to thank Engineer Anderson for doing a great job all week, Producer Ann for doing a great job, I think two and a half, three days out of the week. Well, she wasn't here. I want to thank Danielle for doing a great job manning the keyboards, the coffee, the phones, and everything else, really the glue that holds the show together. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.