4:03🔗AdamYep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-4-4-4-5-5. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Drew, you talked a bunch of pediatric types today.
4:21🔗DrewI did, and their patients and their parents. It was fun.
4:28🔗AdamYeah. Tomorrow night from Road Trip. DJ Quall, he steals the movie, so I hear on Road Trip. If I went outdoors and saw movies, I would see that one.
4:41🔗DrewYou don't mean if you go to a drive-in, you mean if you just left your house.
4:44🔗AdamThat's what I meant by going outdoors. Yeah. Although we did get, and Drew, you got this too, Sunday, like a premier pass to...
5:13🔗AdamYeah. Eve6, by the way, is going to be in here in just a few minutes. I'm not exactly sure they are. Oh, they're here. All right. We'll bring them in right after the break. What do you say, Ann? Fantabulous. All right. Janie.
5:40🔗CallerIt was terrible. But I got a hold of the morning after pill, just like you said. And I got kind of happy about taking it. And I washed it down with like a lot of liquor.
6:17🔗AdamNo, I don't buy it either. No, this isn't the same person we spoke to last night.
6:22🔗DrewEven if it were, it wouldn't affect the effectiveness of the pill theoretically. And she had very little risk such as it was, so it's not a big deal. But certainly something to look into if that behavior were actually what she'd manifested.
7:14🔗CallerI don't know. I just had a... Well, I'm tired, man. You sure? Yeah.
7:20🔗DrewAnyway, so you're not changing... Don't worry about the pill itself. I'm concerned about the drinking behavior at 16 and all this. It's very... It doesn't sound good.
7:30🔗AdamYou got to wash the morning after pill down with a half a pint of vodka. Listen, girls should not like vodka. Not at 16. You know, they strictly drink wine coolers and...
8:03🔗CallerWell, I was having a conversation with a friend of mine, and they had told me that they had heard that men can have multiple orgasms without ejaculation, and I was wondering if there was any truth to that, and if there is, where I can find out more.
8:15🔗DrewThis is, people are constantly looking for a higher high. You know what I'm saying, Adam? Yeah. This is Tantric Sex BS. You're only messing with something that already is good. It doesn't have to get much better. And you're messing with a physiology which is sort of wired to go a certain way in order to avoid irritating your prostate and what other problems that might cause.
8:35🔗AdamWell, I mean, are you pinching yourself up at your, what is it, your perineum? Or is that on your penis or under your tongue?
9:06🔗DrewAnd it is not the healthiest thing I can imagine people doing, and it's unnecessary. Again, people looking for higher highs must feel pretty low, pretty empty if an intimate encounter is not something gratifying enough by itself.
9:21🔗AdamWell, I think they're talking about doing it alone, to tell you the truth.
10:05🔗Okay. Every second I can remember, I've always had a thing for older guys. Yeah. Out of five partners, one of them was my age. The rest were extremely older.
10:46🔗CallerI really don't know. At the time, it seemed right to do, you know.
10:49🔗DrewBeing attracted to oral, excuse me, older, more powerful males, not abnormal for your age, but to act out of these things means something's up. Where's your dad?
11:08🔗AdamOoh, Reverend Welder. I just, that's a movie of the week. You know what I mean? Preacher with a cutting torch. Yeah, I can just see it now. It's like the old bridge is given out.
11:28🔗Preacher man, bring that acetylene rig over here and shore it up.
11:33🔗AdamAnd as he's hanging under the bridge with his acetylene going and rain coming down and thunder and he's yelling up at God, why do you do this to my people? Flips the, yeah, like here's a close up of the guy with the priest collar on. And then he does that flip that welders do, that jerk with their head and the mask comes down.
11:57🔗DrewThen it sort of cuts to another scene with that mask, flicks it up, he's standing at the pulpit.
12:04🔗AdamYeah, yeah, yeah, Reverend Welder, I like that. Hey, that's two strikes though, if you're in the Adam Carolla book. This is a guy who works with metal and preaches the word.
14:33🔗AdamHey, ladies, see if you can keep some of the hard miles off for marriage. You know what I mean? I mean, I don't want to sound too sexist and I know there's the double standard and everything.
14:44🔗DrewNo, you'd say the same thing to a guy that was doing weird stuff.
14:47🔗AdamListen, nobody expects you to keep your legs crossed and have your hymen while you're walking down the aisle or anything like that, but at least see if you can keep some of the hard miles off. You know, down in the fifth of gin and blowing the 38-year-old guy. You know, at 15. Yeah, just.
15:06🔗DrewBy the way, that means something, guys. That means something, right?
15:36🔗CallerYeah. I had a question. I have hepatitis C and I really want to have a baby, but I'm worried about it spreading to the baby.
15:47🔗DrewThat's a good question. I don't remember, if I remember right, hepatitis C is potentially transmitted during delivery. I don't think it gets across the placenta, but I don't, I wouldn't swear to this, but I...
16:00🔗AdamWhat about any difference with the C-section?
16:03🔗DrewYeah, that's the point. C-section might prevent that.
16:23🔗AdamI wonder when the first C-section was performed, and it must have seemed like some sort of satanic ritual at the time.
16:30🔗DrewThat's probably where the first one was performed.
16:31🔗AdamOh, okay. But the first legitimate one, you know what I mean? Like, this chick's nine months pregnant, we're going to open her belly up and pull the kid out. I mean, it's like... Did they use a... Barbaric. Yeah. It's like they used a dagger and the guys had druid hoods on. And Bob, more candlelight over here. Can't see what I'm doing. I got some of the goat's blood on her. Wipe that down, would you? I mean, when did it become a practice? I mean, a common practice here in the states, you think?
17:03🔗DrewI'm probably mid-21st century. 20th century, rather. I bet you like 1940s, 50s and then...
17:09🔗AdamYeah. I didn't hear too much about it before then.
17:11🔗DrewYou gotta remember, the 19th century, women died in childbirth like 20% of the time.
17:15🔗AdamYeah. Those are the good old days. Jason?
17:34🔗AdamYou can sit on hold for a little while longer because we asked you specifically what you were addicted to a couple of times. And the first time we asked you what you were addicted to, your answer was?
18:35🔗CallerI don't know. It's just, it's hard right now because I look back at my life, how it used to be for those two years, and things were, and now when I'm looking back in retrospect, things were really cool, you know?
18:49🔗AdamAll right. But maybe this, I'm oversimplifying this, but you went into a program, you stuck with the program, you got two years out of it. Why not just get back in the program?
19:03🔗CallerI'm afraid to walk into a meeting again.
19:06🔗DrewYeah. Jason, the one thing I get loud and clear from you is shame. You can't even tell me you're a drug of choice, you're so ashamed of it.
19:13🔗DrewListen, you will be embraced. You have a disease. Everyone in that room has a disease. They understand what you're going through. Well, sometimes the counselors don't, though. Shame and guilt do not have a role here. Don't worry about it. You will be embraced. All that's required is a desire to get well. However you detox the first time, let's go back to that same program and get detoxed, all right?
19:32🔗AdamOkay. All right, Jason. I know you didn't need us to tell you that, but it worked. What do you want to do?
20:04🔗AdamYeah, I mean, first time. I mean, I know, like, let's say, people trying to quit smoking quit an average of, I don't know, five times or something.
20:11🔗DrewWhat's heroin? Yeah, I have any relapse or have no success with recovery.
20:18🔗AdamI mean, the people, the average heroin addict, before he kicks-
20:38🔗AdamKnowing that three or four times is the average relapse time before one sticks, couldn't one just get in a program, then shoot up later that night, and then re-enlist in a program the next morning, and then shoot up that night again?
20:50🔗DrewThey have to detox and string them out. Detox and string them out.
20:52🔗AdamYeah, but couldn't we do that in the course of a week or so?
20:55🔗DrewJust study what the shortest period of time would be.
20:56🔗AdamGet it over with? Yeah, that's my strategy. Dave?
21:27🔗AdamHe's got a laugh at something. Yeah. Are you sexually active? No. All right. Well, that's what they is.
21:34🔗DrewYou can get zit-like things also, but usually they come and go, and they actually have puss come out of them and things. Otherwise, it's the pearly penile papules.
21:43🔗AdamDon't be scared to work on yourself. I've gone to work on myself a few times downstairs, always with relative success.
21:58🔗CallerWell, my wife has been on the Depor Povera shot for about nine months, and she's found that it's made her real moody. She's had a loss of sex drive and real fatigue. So we're considering getting off that, and I'm considering having a vasectomy. My father had a vasectomy, but he had some complications with it. He was having pains and scar tissues, and I was just curious if Dr. Drew knew if that was something that was common or...
22:22🔗DrewNo, that's rare. Rare. Rare, but like any surgery, there can be complications.
23:02🔗AdamAll right, Mark. You'll be fine. All right. It's a layup of a surgery. All right. And the first one when your back is a big one. So you may want to be the hooker. All right. Yeah. Why waste that one on your wife?
23:15🔗DrewSo was that our parenting threshold questions that we decided?
23:49🔗AdamAll right. We will hear something that has never been played off of an Eve6 new CD, but we'll hear an old favorite one first after this. There you go. Hey, this is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Eve Six is the band tonight. Max, Tony, John are all here from the band, which is the band. And I think what we'll do before we talk to the band is hear one of Eve Six bigger hits off the last album entitled Eve Six. And then we'll get into the new album and when that's coming out and where we can see them and we'll even premiere, I believe, world premiere a new song off of the new album, which will not be out for another month and a half, something like that.
25:18🔗AdamSo let's hear something off the last Eve Six one. Cue it up there Anderson. This is called Inside Out. That song has a good ending. You know, there's certain songs where, even if they're good songs, you go, ah, they couldn't figure out how to end it. So they just sort of trail off, or they do something that doesn't sound quite right. But that one has a good, that one has like an ending that works well on that song.
29:10🔗Eve 6Cool, thank you. And radio DJs can't talk over it either.
29:14🔗AdamThat's right. Horoscope is gonna be the name of the new one out, and like we said, end of July and Eve6 will then what? Go out and hit the road?
29:29🔗Eve 6Yeah, we're sort of starting this week, actually. First show tomorrow night, the Key Club. If anyone's interested, I'll lead the show. Come on down.
29:38🔗AdamAnd is there, I mean, you guys play, I mean, you guys are still real young, right? Real early 20s.
29:46🔗AdamAnd because these guys, and you just stop me if I screw this up, but you guys know each other from high school and got signed early, right? Right. I mean, still in high school?
30:26🔗CallerAnd it was really funny that they signed us because looking back to that show, our drummer at the time was dropping his sticks and we were dropping our picks and we were singing out a key, but they saw something they liked.
30:38🔗AdamAnd you mean, we're talking about 16, 17 years old?
30:44🔗Eve 6But then we didn't record the record, first record until we were 18, I guess. Oh, well. We were seasoned veterans at that point.
30:51🔗AdamCross state was swollen, you're giving up on life. Parents dead. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, that's old, 18. Drew, what were you doing at 18? Begging your girlfriend to move out to Massachusetts. Massachusetts with you, right?
31:06🔗AdamYeah. You would actually, Drew told me this off the air, but he didn't want me to say it on the air, but during the winters would hump a snowman.
31:17🔗Eve 6If we needed to, we'd drive in the mountains and do that ourselves to get us through the-
31:20🔗AdamYeah. I mean, oh my God. I mean, it's like you've been musicians your entire life. I guess you've always known what rock stars. Not quite. You've always known what you wanted to do though.
31:37🔗AdamIt's not knowing what you want to do or realizing you're doing something you just hate, which is the next thing you do after not knowing what you want to do.
31:44🔗CallerI remember being in school and getting the argument from our parents that you can't count on this, and then bringing up the Plan B idea and us just being like, no.
31:56🔗AdamWhat was Plan B? You mean go to college?
31:58🔗Eve 6We never even had one. That's the point.
32:03🔗Eve 6That's probably what pushed us to make it. We didn't have a fallback plan, so we had no choice really.
32:08🔗AdamRight. I could remember being like 1920, having no idea what I was going to do and going, I filled out an application to be an ambulance driver.
32:18🔗CallerBuilding closets though in Locrecento.
32:48🔗AdamYeah, I was cleaning carpets. Yeah. Oh man, what a time. Oh, I miss those days. Do I miss driving out to the Colony Kitchen in Valencia and getting $6.50 an hour to clean one of those God forsaken holes.
33:06🔗AdamLet me tell you, that was the only thing that was in it for us when we cleaned restaurants is my buddy Ray, we'd do the hamburger hamlet. I had one right over here in Sepulveda. He'd hop right behind the grill and start firing things up. And he was back there just slinging hash and burgers going.
33:21🔗CallerDid you ever eat a Yakis by any chance? We gotta ask.
33:58🔗CallerWell, I just wanted to know. I squirt during orgasm, and I was wanting to know if that was normal, you know, because I've talked to a few other people, and they don't have that. They don't do that, you know.
34:29🔗CallerI don't know. I guess sometimes I do. Usually, at that point, I really don't pay attention, but usually when having intercourse and stuff like that, that I really notice it.
34:38🔗DrewWhat I'm most sort of interested in as far as it goes to this phenomenon is how ashamed women are who have this.
34:46🔗CallerWell, I'm not really ashamed. It's just really bizarre because I've never heard of anybody...
34:50🔗DrewIt's very common. It's very common. It's not bizarre, but bizarre implies a certain amount of discomfort with it just by calling it bizarre, and how delighted guys are with women that can do this.
35:10🔗AdamYeah. It's a payday. Think about that. I mean, you women, you're unlucky enough in a way or lucky enough to have a physical manifestation of our pleasure. Sure, it tastes like hell, and it burns your eye. It's like acid coming out of an alien. But the point is, is you get a souvenir. You get a spoovenir, if you will.
35:40🔗AdamA spewvenir is what you get. You really do. Something to take home. Something to tell mother about. And us guys, even though it's great to see a woman have an orgasm, we always, in the back of our mind, we've been hearing about faking it all the time, we never quite know if it actually went down or not.
35:58🔗DrewAlso, guys are very concrete. They like to build things and get things and create things. Things have to be, you have to see it happen to know it's happening.
36:04🔗CallerGirl splooge is tangible. It's like splooge and ear.
36:55🔗CallerFishes? No, it's not urine. I know what urine smells like. But it doesn't smell like that at all. It just, it doesn't have like a, I mean, it has like an odor, but it doesn't pungent, you know. It just doesn't smell like I would normally smell.
37:07🔗AdamWell, listen, most everything that comes out of you smells. If you really break it down, urine, feces, pus, vomit. I mean, some better, some worse, but it's all bad. The question is how bad? You know what I mean? What comes out of you that smells good? Gas, whatever. Jesus Christ, I was on the beach today with my partner, the Emmy Award winning Jimmy Kimmel, who's with me on the Man Show, which is on right now, ladies and gentlemen.
37:37🔗AdamHe's the voice of the dog on a road trip, but that's not what I wanted to bring up. He has horrible gas almost all the time, and it delights him. But he walks over, we're in the same office all day, and he'll walk over to my desk, we'll break wind, and then walk back to his desk. We were on the beach tonight with the wind blowing, and he stunk up the beach. And I thought, my God, how many guys can stink up a beach? I mean, we're out in the middle of the sand, the wind is coming in, we've been shooting all day, it's nighttime, it's cold. You know that feeling being on the beach when the wind's blowing and it's cold, and somebody stinks up the beach? Yeah, I mean, that is impressive. Yeah, that is impressive, yeah. Teresa?
38:58🔗DrewIt could be a yeast infection. Sometimes that'll smell kind of funny. It could be other vaginal infections, those bacteria that can overgrow in there. You might want to try some over-the-counter, like monistats, some anti-yeast medication to start with. If that doesn't clear it up, see your doctor. There's some creams that can give you to get rid of it.
39:13🔗CallerOkay. Also, I was wondering, every time I try to eat a cheeseburger, it's really gross. I was wondering if there's a way to block that out of my mind.
39:25🔗DrewWait a minute. You're saying that, how does this, your opening question relate to the cheeseburger?
39:31🔗CallerWell, because it smells kind of like cheese, and every time I try to eat a cheeseburger, it's really gross.
39:36🔗DrewI see. So you can no longer eat cheeseburgers because it smells like cheese.
39:59🔗AdamOh, like them. I wallow in mine. I really do. And I don't care what I'm putting out. Hey, if I put out something that smelled like a food, I'd never leave the house. I mean, I wish I had something cheesy coming out of me. Wait, you can't eat a cheeseburger because it reminds you of you?
40:43🔗AdamAll right. You know, it is weird that certain smells remind you of things that are good, even if they're bad or vice versa. I could always remember going in the locker room after playing football in high school. And I'd go, like, once a month it would happen. It'd be like, hey, someone ordered a pizza. I smell, you get real specific in your mind, too. Smells like pepperoni and maybe a little pineapple on there. Thin crust, I'd say. You turn around, there's a guy standing on the bench taking his jockstrap off right behind him. I think to myself, wait, it's not pizza? Once in a while, there's something funky that smells like something else.
41:24🔗DrewBut then when it comes back into reality, it's that much more gross than it would have been had it just been the bad smell.
42:01🔗AdamAll right. Eve6 is our guest tonight. We'll play world premiere song off their new CD, which will be out toward the end of July. We'll also get back with Renee after this.
42:15🔗AdamWell, it's worth hearing. Yep, it is Loveline. Max, Tony and John are all here from Eve 6. So is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. And when we left off, we were talking to Renee, who's 22. Molested by a family member. Yes. Which family member?
44:43🔗Until I was probably maybe 13 or so, but she still does it to this day. I mean, she doesn't hold me down and stuff, but she'll still grab me in areas and touch my butt and whatnot.
44:53🔗AdamHold on a second. Yeah, let's put on a hole and call her back. Okay, something's up here.
45:02🔗AdamNo, it's weird. But every once in a while, somebody calls the show and describes something that was done to them, that doesn't seem to have been done to them, or at least not exactly the way they're describing it. I mean, also, it's interesting. She called and said, I was molested, guess who did it? She wasn't coy about it. She didn't seem to be ashamed about it. I'm not saying she's lying.
45:31🔗DrewThey're busy hiding it. I've dealt with it. I've dealt with it.
45:34🔗AdamRight, they're usually denying it. They're not asking us to gamble on it.
45:37🔗DrewIf they come up upfront with it, it's like, all right, I had to just get out of the way. I've dealt with it. Let's get on with the question, which, of course, they have.
45:42🔗Eve 6Like the guy that tells you how crazy he is.
45:44🔗AdamYeah, so it's a little bit of a catch-22. But be that as it may.
45:49🔗DrewLet's just find out why she's so pissed at her mom.
45:51🔗AdamAll right, but now she just hung up. Did she just hang up, or are we calling her back? We're trying to get the line fixed. All right, Daniel, you're calling her back? All right, so what do you want to do? Take another call and then get back to her?
46:09🔗CallerYeah, I just wanted to let you know that no one's molesting me. No, I sit in class, and during silent reading, I'll notice that I'll be coughing my friend's homework or something like that, or doing whatever.
46:25🔗CallerYeah, however it works. But I'll have a headache, and that headache will last anywhere from 3 to 5, maybe in 10 seconds. In that time period, I can't see anything, I can't hear anything, and somebody will be touching me, I won't even notice it. My teacher was yelling, saying, What are you doing? I didn't know what he was saying. I couldn't see him. He said I was looking directly at him, but I didn't see him or anything. And I just wanted to know what that could have been or what might be causing it or something.
46:51🔗DrewWell, there's a lot of possibilities. Do you do drugs?
46:54🔗CallerNo. I mean, I've experienced drugs. I don't do them anymore.
47:00🔗CallerNo. I mean, as heavy as, I mean, pot, that's all I ever really did.
47:05🔗DrewYou're doing okay otherwise? No depressions or anything like that?
47:08🔗CallerI've had stress. I don't think it's been that much because I've held a lot more. I mean, this is, I mean, it happens to me once in a while, but I just, I tried calling, you know, I was up and I thought I'd ask.
47:27🔗DrewOkay. Well, any other symptoms or medical problems for you lately?
47:34🔗CallerThe only thing I can think of really, which I don't know what would be relevant is that I had come home and I had fallen asleep like really fast. Like I didn't know why. I laid down and the second my head hit the pillow I was asleep and I couldn't wake up for a few hours.
48:02🔗DrewNo, he didn't. In any way, shape, or form? He's having trouble answering lots of my questions. But the possibilities here are sort of, as long as Marr, I'm the list of possibilities, Clinton. It's something. It could be anything from seizure to a metabolic problem to an infection to a tumor. It could be a million things.
48:20🔗CallerI had thought it could be something relevant to a tumor.
48:24🔗DrewYeah, but not likely. It could even be psychological. It could even be a stress symptom. It could be a headache. It could be migraine type headaches. But it's something that needs to be evaluated real soon, okay? It's a real symptom and it requires a medical evaluation.
48:42🔗CallerActually, I had spoken to one of my old teachers, which is a health teacher, and she said that she'd actually recommend that I check it out, but I didn't get time to. I mean, whenever I get the chance to, I always forget, and I mean...
49:00🔗AdamOh, wait a minute, somebody, I did talk to somebody about it, and you know what they said?
49:04🔗DrewYeah, but you know the disorganization...
49:05🔗AdamI should go see a doctor, but then I said not to.
49:07🔗DrewThat disorganization may be part of the problem here.
49:09🔗AdamCould be. Could also just be 15. The point is just go in and see somebody. That's all. And don't talk to your health teachers. I know you look at them as scholarly older people. I look at them as people that really should have just joined up with the military when they're out of high school. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You get a little older, you look back on some of those teachers and you realize what messes they all were. Want to take a little break here, Drew? Yeah.
50:32🔗Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.
51:14🔗AdamYep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Max, Tony, and John are all here from Eve6. We'll hear something off of Horoscope, the new CD, which will be out end of July. We'll have a world premiere song and just a few. But we got a few things to take care of first. We're talking about the bathroom and gas stations. And I just want to get this off my chest real quick. If any of you people are working at gas stations, currently listening to the radio within the sound of my voice or know somebody who does know one, at least in the LA area, my message is drop the goddamn attitude. All of you, all of you, mostly some bizarre foreigners, but everyone who gets behind that bulletproof glass picks up the attitude and I wish you'd just drop it. Here's the deal, say thank you, toss in a come again, do one of those, how's it going, give me a heart attack. Say something once in a while, you are the rudest band of mother effers I've ever had the misfortune of dealing with and if I didn't need gas, I swear to God, I'd refine my own not to have to deal with you pack of morons.
52:36🔗DrewRemember this is Los Angeles though that has it like this. Probably most major cities I suspect.
52:40🔗AdamLos Angeles, I want to do a poll sometime, has to have the meanest gas station attendance in the world.
52:51🔗Eve 6They've already done that poll, it's true.
52:53🔗AdamThe guys in Beirut have more decora than the A-holes I have to deal with in the Hollywood area. Does everyone know what I'm talking about? Whether you're filling up, buying a pack of cigarettes or a Snickers bar, you get that look, you get that evil eye and they throw the change at you and they've never, I mean it's never, hey how you doing or hey you're back again. I mean you're dealing with the same guys over and over. It's not hey you're back, what's going on, how's that going, how's that shaking? It's just they, it is, it's and it's not even, it's not even a sort of a distracted kind of thing. It is intentionally mean. Oh and it's what happens by the way when someone has something that you need. That's the attitude. You know what I mean? Where are you going?
53:42🔗CallerSo I got your candy bars, we've got your cigarettes.
53:46🔗AdamYeah, yeah, it's four a.m. You need a six pack and a pack of smokes. Where the hell you going, a mom's house? Come on, that's right. You're lucky I don't keep your change.
53:56🔗Eve 6Let me enjoy the moment of making you pissed off for just a second, and then I'll get you your cigarettes.
54:00🔗AdamRight, and here's the deal, I understand you're upset because you're trapped in a box, but here's the deal, I did not put you in that box. I'm not the zookeeper, I'm not your parents, I'm not the mad scientist who's doing the experiment on you, I'm not the college student who got the grant to keep you in the box, you put yourself in the box. So say thank you, god damn it. It drives me nuts. It's like it's not okay. I wish I would boycott the gas station that had that attitude, except for that is the entire South land and I could no longer get gas. I do that all the time. I go into one gas station, I go, this guy's a son of a bitch, forget him. I'll take my business down the street and then I go down the street and I go, well this guy just got done performing a ritualistic murder in the back. I mean he just took a goat's head off back there. I'm going back to the first guy. Everyone in this town, especially in Hollywood who runs a gas station is evil. God, you guys, what is up with you? I wish I could abuse them somehow. How can I pay them back?
55:17🔗AdamI mean, I know you get shot once in a while, but isn't it a small price to pay for the threat that we have over them so that they would be courteous? You know what I'm saying? Oh, God, why do I hate all of them? I'm so, I'm so, I feel raped by them.
55:55🔗AdamBecause you can't use the bathroom in Los Angeles. It's out of order. Okay. So what happened?
56:05🔗CallerIt was not a gas station attendant that did this. It was actually an ex-boyfriend. I had been out drinking with him that night and a few other people. And I told him that I felt nauseous. So he pulled over and helped me to the bathroom. And it happened from there.
56:22🔗AdamCan't you, by the way, don't you just heave out the window? You know what I mean? Just heave out of the car?
56:30🔗CallerWell, I was trying to be courteous and not get it all over his car.
57:20🔗DrewWhat do you mean by rape? What happened? Was it one of these things where you just got going and then said no and he kept pushing, or was it a violent thing?
57:29🔗CallerIt was a violent thing. Basically, I was held down.
57:37🔗DrewWe've got to explore why somebody like that would be your boyfriend in the first place ever.
57:42🔗CallerYes. I had absolutely, this sounds ridiculous, but I had absolutely no clue that he was even capable of that type of thing.
57:53🔗CallerThe thing that makes it worse is he was not drinking that night at all. It was his liquor that I was drinking. He was the one pushing me and pushing me to drink more.
58:51🔗AdamYeah. All right. So, there's nothing we can do about it or nothing you can do about it right now. I mean, I guess legally. Although, maybe you should still report it just to get it on the guy's record so that if and when he tries it again, there's something on there. You know what I'm saying?
59:07🔗DrewIt also sort of helps break that cycle you're in where you're such a good victim. It's time to realize that you're worth more than that and that people, it's not okay for people to abuse you.
59:18🔗DrewJust because dad has done that your whole life made you feel like you're the kind of person that sort of should accept that kind of abuse, it's not a riot. Okay?
59:26🔗CallerIt's hard because I go to school with him, so.
59:31🔗DrewHe should have thought about that before he did this.
59:45🔗CallerI was calling for you guys about, since then, I have not been able to have any kind of relationship with anybody without cheating on them. And I, last summer especially, I had sex with over ten people within two months, right after it happened. And I didn't know if that had anything to do with it, because I'm not like that at all.
1:00:04🔗DrewYeah, obviously it does. And it's sort of releasing some, probably some aggression and some feelings you have about men and intimacy and guys who are a-holes. You know, it's difficult for you to trust them, I'm sure. So it is time to start looking at this and talk to somebody about it, okay?
1:00:30🔗AdamSure, it'll be great. I'm going to, I'm going to form a support group for people who have to deal with LA gas station attendance. Yeah. And listen, I know we're on an national level and I know maybe, I don't know where Union 76 is based or Chevron or Mobile or any of those places, especially 76. But Murph, the nice red haired guy who helped you change the flat, he's, he's dead. He is dead. Remember Murph from Union 76? He'd come on out, nice big red pork chop side berms. How you doing ma'am?
1:01:09🔗CallerHey, it looks like you're court low.
1:01:11🔗AdamNo, he's been replaced. He's been replaced by a guy who worships Allah and wants to see you dead.
1:01:21🔗AdamAnd if anybody in any of these corporations, whether it be Chevron or Mobile or 76 or Arco or any of you guys are listening, all of your LA guys need to be fired or killed. Let loose.
1:01:36🔗AdamI don't know if you're franchise, they must franchise these things out. They are colossal a-holes, all of them. Please go check up on them and do something about it. Isn't it their job? I mean, you know what I mean?
1:01:49🔗DrewIt's so systematic though, it must be something in the franchise manual.
1:01:53🔗AdamEvery 76 station has a rude a-hole behind the counter? Is that all? They only franchise them to horrible, heinous people? Is that how it goes?
1:02:03🔗DrewThe guy behind the counter isn't necessarily the franchise owner. He's the guy that fits the profile that the franchise wants you to put in.
1:02:09🔗AdamYeah, so you're saying it's right in the book that you have to want your patrons to die after they fill up?
1:02:18🔗Eve 6Maybe they think you'll come to the station more if you know that this guy hates you, and so they think you'll want to come back some more years. You just want to keep going, say to a masochistic.
1:02:58🔗CallerYeah. Well, my girlfriend has this thing called an ovarian cyst, and I was wondering if we were to have sex if it would affect her anyway.
1:03:06🔗DrewWell, probably not. Ovarian cysts are very, very, very common. In fact, most women get them sometime. Okay?
1:03:26🔗AdamAll right. But we want to get back with you because your mom molested you. Maybe. But what you describe doesn't sound like serious molesting. It sounds like it's open to interpretation.
1:04:00🔗I don't know. I was very, very young and I think it happened even before I could remember.
1:04:04🔗AdamWell, I assume the same with my parents.
1:04:06🔗Because, I mean, at the point when I was in fourth grade, I was having intimate relationships with people in fourth grade also. And I mean, I would think that in fourth grade I should not know what that kind of stuff is.
1:04:20🔗DrewThat is true. But I wonder if somebody may appear, maybe sexually abused you, and then you started sexualizing the experience with your mom.
1:04:28🔗AdamDid your mom, did she put her hands in you?
1:04:51🔗Yeah, and even to this day, she still touches me and stuff, and it bugs me. And I tell her to stop doing it. And she says, oh, you know, I love you. That's just the way I show my affection towards you. And I'm like, I don't like it, mom.
1:05:18🔗AdamBut what what do you feel that she's trying to accomplish by this? Do you think she's trying to arouse herself or arouse you?
1:05:26🔗CallerI don't know. I I talked to my father about it just about a month ago. It's the first time I told him about it. And he blamed himself because my father is gay. So I mean, therefore at the time, whenever it was basically happening, he was blaming himself because they were having a very, very hard relationship. They were not having sex and had sex for a long time. After that, they had gotten separated. And then they got back together trying to work it out. And then they ended up getting divorced. And so basically she was having they're having no sex whatsoever.
1:05:56🔗CallerMy father was blaming himself for it.
1:05:58🔗DrewRenee, you're misinterpreting a lot of stuff here. Yeah. People do not molest children because of sexual deprivation. And if that's if her intent was sexual discharge, she wasn't heading in that direction. It wasn't even a sexualized experience. Yeah.
1:06:14🔗AdamI mean, you know, whether she was trying to provide some arousal for herself or for you, it doesn't sound like she was doing either one. Now, it sounds like she was a little out of line and maybe she's got some problems and I don't trust her. But to call it molested, it seems strange.
1:06:34🔗DrewIt's just bad. Poor boundaries. They don't listen to you. Certainly, you were sexually abused as a young child by up here, or at least you participated in an abusive sort of relationship with somebody. Okay? But it doesn't happen. As you point out that if a fourth grader knows about sexualization and like there's been sexualization overtly, you wouldn't think that somebody touching your butt or around your vagina was a sexual thing that wouldn't occur to you at age nine.
1:07:08🔗AdamListen, I don't want to go camping with your mom. Don't get me wrong. And I don't know what she was doing. And I don't want to defend her too much. But on the other hand, you know, we sit here all night and talk to people who were molested. And they were molested. You were molested. There's a little difference. You see what I'm saying? I mean, you were kind of...
1:07:34🔗AdamYou were like a goose, but not molested.
1:07:38🔗DrewInappropriate touching is not a good thing. I don't want to offend that. But it doesn't create a child then who knows how to engage in sexual activity. Pre-puberty. So something else, either the other child understood that and came on to you and abused you, or something else had happened to you that sexualized you.
1:08:40🔗AdamI see. All right. Can you see about getting on some meds?
1:08:43🔗CallerI could try, but I don't have insurance. And that's why I want to see if there's something else I could do other than counseling, because I can't afford it.
1:08:50🔗DrewLet me go to either bipolar groups out there, and you go to EA, Emotions Anonymous.
1:08:56🔗CallerAnd I also have problems along with cutting and self-mulation. I don't know if that has anything to do with being bipolar or not.
1:09:05🔗DrewNot necessarily. Although, acute mania is sometimes that happens. Renee, do you have periods of time where you don't know where you've been or what you've been doing, that kind of thing?
1:09:14🔗AdamI do. It's called the weekend. All right. Hey, Renee, listen, you got to spend less time focusing on your mom and more time focusing on you.
1:09:40🔗AdamIt's bizarre that she waxes on for six minutes about how she was definitely molested by her mother, and she still does it to this day. Then with the next press says, I see her every day, she's in the next town, however we love each other.
1:10:36🔗AdamWe're not four minutes. What do you mean we're already four minutes late? I'm supposed to, we're ten seconds early. Short song. Yeah. Come on, Anderson. You're the big man. Yeah, that's right.
1:10:50🔗AdamDrum roll. There it is from Horoscope by Eve6. This one's called Promise.
1:13:53🔗CallerYo, Loveline will be right back, homie.
1:14:32🔗AdamYep, it is Loveline. Max, Tony, John are all here from Eve 6. Horoscope is the name of the new CD, but it won't be out until the end of July. We just premiered something from it, the new single, actually.
1:14:48🔗CallerWe're playing the Key Club tomorrow night.
1:15:29🔗CallerHey, man. I was with this girl for the last couple of days here. And well, first off, I'm a truck driver, so I get around a lot. I was with this girl for the last couple of days. You know, she was giving me a blowjob. And I kind of made a suggestion because somebody told me, you know, in a roundabout way that if a girl is giving you a blowjob, she, you know, like fingers your butt with a pinky or whatever, you know, that's more an intent, erotic kind of thing, right?
1:16:27🔗CallerBut what my question is, is I kind of enjoyed it in a way because it did. It was like a heck of an explosion when it happened, right? It was really intense and I kind of enjoy it. I was kind of wondering, is that like saying something about me? Is that like-
1:17:29🔗CallerI'll give you a backup so I can hear you.
1:17:31🔗CallerThat's a good term, Arkansas-ish. That makes sense.
1:17:35🔗AdamYeah, that's John. Oh, man. You ever pull into those truck stops and see-
1:17:41🔗Eve 6We've pulled into a few truck stops. All the time.
1:17:44🔗AdamYeah, they're really surreal places and they have everything that's powered off a cigarette lighter in one aisle. Totally. Now, it used to just be for like 20 years, the only thing you could plug in your cigarette lighter is that giant 2,000 candle power flood light. Remember that thing? Plug that baby in. You got a cage around it. You got to have a flood light. Yeah, and I remember I bought one when I was like 19. It's like, hey, I need a flood light. I don't know what happened, but I've never used it. There's a part of your life where you go, hey, if I had, well, let's just say a car goes into the river and I pull up, it's like, what? I've never used that thing except for to scare the hell out of my friends.
1:18:25🔗CallerThey got a lot of rear view mirror hanging stained glass accessories.
1:18:29🔗DrewIt just reminds me of a peewee hermaphrodite.
1:18:32🔗AdamYeah. Now they have, I was walking down that stuff you can plug into your cigarette lighter now and they have cigar humidors and stuff. I mean, it's really getting crazy, like Frappuccino makers and stuff. One I was particularly intrigued by was one called the Sandwich Maker.
1:19:11🔗AdamOh, imagine this. You get one of those babies, one of those sandwich grillers, you plug it into the cigarette lighter, you buy a jumbo thing of white bread and a jumbo thing of American cheese and you just hit the road in search of adventure.
1:19:27🔗Eve 6You never have to stop to buy candy or something. You're set. You're set for hours and hours.
1:19:32🔗CallerYou're going to need some country crops though.
1:19:55🔗CallerIf we throw up all over your gear, could we come back again in a couple weeks?
1:19:59🔗AdamYeah, we miss those. We miss the physical abuse that is perpetrated by the Pennywise. Well, really just Fletcher. It's not the entire band.
1:20:18🔗CallerAnyways, where did you guys come up with the name for your new CD?
1:20:22🔗Eve 6Max, why don't you take that one away?
1:20:24🔗CallerHuh? Kind of a little while back, and the song Sunset Strip, Beotch, that's on the new record, has a line that goes, the horoscope today said things would go my way. So it came from that. It's an extremely clever play on words.
1:21:05🔗CallerWhat's going on? All right. Here's my question. I had a body piercing on my nipple that I had done about, I don't know, about eight months ago. It got infected and I cleaned it with Bactine and tried to keep it up as much as possible. I took the piercing out. My other nipple is about an eighth inch in diameter, and the one I have pierced remained to be about three-quarters of an inch in diameter, and the swelling has not gone down. I went and talked to the body piercer about it, and what he told me is that what happens is after you get a piercing like that, you actually start producing milk, which I thought was kind of strange due to the fact that I'm a male. Is that possible?
1:21:46🔗DrewYeah, that doesn't quite make sense to me. I'd be much more concerned that you had permanent scarring causing the...
1:21:52🔗CallerI've gotten that actually from body piercing's external scar tissue that just kind of grows like ivy.
1:22:03🔗DrewYeah, men can produce milk, but I don't see how it would happen without a significant or medically relevant hormone problem. Thyroid condition, prolactin secreting tumors...
1:22:16🔗AdamI want to get back to your other nipple, though. The one nipple you said was an eighth of an inch?
1:22:22🔗CallerIt's about like... I'm saying an eighth of an inch in diameter, the actual...
1:22:39🔗AdamThe nipple itself, I mean, yeah, because, you know, that's three quarters. Yeah, and that's an eighth. Oh my God. I mean, three quarters, a quarter is three quarters.
1:23:30🔗CallerYes, it's a little bit smaller than a dime in diameter.
1:23:32🔗AdamAll right, well, listen, it keeps going down now, doesn't it? No, that's the funny thing is like, you know, when it's cold, you know, it's kind of like, I mean, all right, is it more like an eraser on a pencil?
1:23:45🔗CallerNo, it's a little bit bigger than that.
1:23:47🔗CallerWhen I squeeze it, when I squeeze it, there's actually, you know, the little, I don't know, there are little dots that are around your, you know, kind of like where the hair has come out.
1:24:27🔗AdamIdiot. Three quarters of an inch. This camp is about three quarters of an inch. It drives me nuts as an ex-carpenter when people screw up measurements. It really sickens me. Michael. Oh, Michael. What's up? Michael, the girl?
1:25:44🔗DrewWhat would that word be? Blind? Relentless. Relentless.
1:25:48🔗AdamRight. Well, that's why. I mean, you want to know where guys are at. Any girl who passes out at a party is immediately humped. You know what I mean? It's not like, oh my God, she needs medical attention. It's like, well, maybe she does, but let's bang her on the way to the hospital. All right. So your question is what?
1:26:09🔗DrewWhy are guys attracted? Still, she thinks they'd be turned on.
1:26:46🔗AdamYeah. And don't get us wrong. We'd prefer you didn't have herpes, but it's not going to be a deal breaker. It will not slow the penis down.
1:26:56🔗AdamIt's just a little speed bump on the way to intercourse. All right. We'll take a little break. Eve6 is our guest tonight. And when we come back, we'll talk to Chris, who's violent in his sleep. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm always ready to do my job here. Drew and I got caught chatting in the bathroom.
1:28:00🔗DrewDo your job or complain about your life. Those are your two things you're always ready to do.
1:28:04🔗AdamYes, indeed. Eve6 is our guest tonight. Horoscope is the name of the CD, and it will not be out for another month and three weeks or so. My math is right, but we certainly can wait for it. We will hop back on the phones and speak to Chris. Chris is 14. Chris?
1:28:49🔗When I sleep, I get like really violent. Like I get cold a lot because I kick all my sheets off my bed. Like last year at camp, I kicked a pole on the side of the bed, so I had like a bruise like all week.
1:29:03🔗AdamYou're a pretty tough customer there, Chris. Kicking the pole at camp when you're sleeping?
1:29:06🔗DrewYou don't wake up and scream or anything like that, do you?
1:29:33🔗AdamYeah. If you're hurt when you go to bed, you don't move around as much because it hurts. You know? Yeah. Like if you have cracked ribs, you tend not to flail around as much in your sleep. Hockey. Yeah. Hockey's good. Get a good violent sport and get your ass kicked during the day. You sleep like a baby.
1:29:52🔗CallerI don't get my ass kicked. I kick it out.
1:30:01🔗AdamAll right there, Chris. All right. All right. Fantastic. The beauty of sports like hockey and football is even if you kick ass, you get your ass kicked. Yeah. Sometimes it hurts a little to kick ass. People don't factor that in.
1:30:30🔗AdamThe guy's wearing thongs, his ass cracks, hanging out of his shorts. He's got a tank top on that says second place is the not the best loser.
1:30:39🔗Eve 6He who dies with the most toys still dies.
1:30:42🔗AdamRight. Yeah. Losing is not an option. It's like, listen, you're losing your hair, you're growing breasts, buddy, you're 85 pounds overweight. I'm not sure what kind of sales job you're doing. The shirt alone is not enough to convince me. What is that? What is that white trash thing that likes this sort of, like, I like the dudes who wear the shirts that have the mean dog on it, so it's like bad to the bone, like, wow, this guy must be a badass, because he bought an Air Rush shirt.
1:31:11🔗Eve 6He bought a shirt to show me. He's telling me on his chest, man.
1:31:16🔗Eve 6The best thing is when they couple that with the crazy pants, like the MC Hammer Foothill pants, as I like to call them.
1:31:22🔗AdamYeah, the pants they got at the gift shop at the Gold's Gym. Yeah, those are nice with the purple tiger stripe on it. That's a class look. And the other guy I like is the guy who's got the pickup truck that has the Bad Boy Club sticker in the back window.
1:33:08🔗AdamThat's right. You came down to the beach. I have no idea what you were doing there.
1:33:12🔗CallerActually, I was just down at the beach to watch the sunset, and then we were driving away and I wanted to see what was going on over there. So we're doing a man show and I said, Adam Corolla, I got to go say hello.
1:33:21🔗AdamWell, it was a delight to meet you. Scott had mentioned that he listens to Loveline between, I think it was between like 1030 and 11 on his ride into work every night. Am I right? Yeah, I was listening while I was walking away from you.
1:33:38🔗CallerOkay. Well, thank you. Listen, I got a question for Dr. Drew. I'm wondering about being in a jacuzzi, if it temporarily sterilizes you or how does that work?
1:33:47🔗DrewNo, it can possibly lower your sperm count, but it does not sterilize you.
1:34:09🔗AdamYeah. I was at the beach from 11 this morning until 930 at night, and I would see people hanging at the beach on Tuesday at noon, and I felt like yelling, go home, go do something. What are you doing here? People sort of heading out, you know, like hanging, you know, four or five hours just then. I'm thinking, where are you going? What's going on? What day is it? And it didn't look like this was their one day off. You know what I mean? It looked like, I'm hanging. I'm at the beach.
1:34:57🔗AdamBrian? Well, listen, when I don't work, on a day off, I have the quiet dignity to stay home and masturbate. I go out on the beach and flun it in front of guy and everyone.
1:35:54🔗CallerNo, all right. We were all drinking beer at my brother's house, and he went to go get more. And I was just like, she was there, and she was like, you look good. And I was like, I do.
1:36:09🔗Eve 6How were you like? I didn't get that.
1:36:13🔗CallerShe was like, I was like, I guess. And then she just like, you want a head job? And I was like, I don't know what Brian's going to say about it.
1:36:32🔗AdamShe was home from finishing school, having a cocktail with the boys. All right, Joe, don't say anything. I don't believe him, but don't say anything anyway.
1:37:40🔗AdamHoroscope is the name of the CD. Not out yet. Coming out late July. Definitely look for it and look for Eve6 coming to a town near you. Thanks again, guys.
1:38:02🔗AdamGo out there and check out Eve6. Until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Well, now.