Sunday, May 14, 2000

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3:40🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

3:42🔗 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

3:45🔗 Voiceover Loveline.

3:46🔗 Drew Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LVE-191. Facts number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.

3:59🔗 Adam How was your mother's day? Given that we haven't spoken even two words today yet. Not two words in that time between us. I just walked in.

4:06🔗 Drew Yeah, I hit traffic on the 170 and on the 10. Yeah, I heard. Actually.

4:12🔗 Adam The 405 is backed up too, so.

4:14🔗 Drew Oh, really?

4:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

4:15🔗 Drew Oh, is that mother's day's traffic?

4:18🔗 Adam There was an accident at 10. You may not have seen it. There's a car up in the bank.

4:21🔗 Drew I saw that. Yeah.

4:25🔗 Adam I left early enough to be here on time anyway. Okay, so.

4:30🔗 Drew Here's the here's the way here's here's the time I give myself on this show. And here's here's the way. Oh, boy, does a new broom sweep clean. When I first started this show, I started leaving my I would leave my house. I swear to Christ, 830, 845 and get here about 915.

4:47🔗 Adam And then yell at us if we weren't like.

4:50🔗 Drew No, not at the beginning, not at the beginning.

4:52🔗 Adam Yeah, once you got comfortable that you're into it, you know.

4:54🔗 Drew A couple of years, I figured I could leave my house about nine o'clock, I think was the time for and that went on for a long time. It was a nice, you know, round number nine. You just leave at nine. It's time to leave. And somewhere along the line, I figured out maybe about year number three and a half, four. And why leave at nine when you can leave at 912, 913? Yeah, still get here 15, 20 minutes before the show starts.

5:21🔗 Adam Then it became, why get here 15, 20 minutes before the show starts?

5:26🔗 Drew That's downtime, brother. Why bother getting here early? And by the way, when you add those 15 minutes up over the course of, let's say, Elephant's Life or something, you're talking about days now. So then I thought, well, why leave at 913 when you can leave at 920 and get here about eight, 10 minutes before the show starts?

5:46🔗 Adam You got to be at 940 now.

5:48🔗 Drew No, I'm about 932, 933. But now it's the point where if I miss a signal or blow a shift, you know, if I go from first into fourth instead of second, I'm going to be late. I don't, Drew, don't do that.

6:05🔗 Adam Well, I had a great mother's day. Can we call Susan? Well, it's a tradition.

6:08🔗 Come on.

6:09🔗 Drew It is? I guess it is.

6:11🔗 Yeah.

6:11🔗 Drew It is?

6:12🔗 Yeah.

6:12🔗 Drew Okay.

6:13🔗 Adam I could have had her up here.

6:14🔗 Drew What did you do? Okay. Good point. Get her on the phone. Drew, now, see, now that, of course, you have a wife and she's a mother, so it's Mother's Day for her, and then, of course, you have a mother. What do you do?

6:28🔗 Adam You get everybody together.

6:29🔗 Drew You take them all out?

6:29🔗 Adam Yeah.

6:30🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

6:31🔗 Adam We did it, we were genius. We did it on Saturday.

6:33🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. You beat the crowds. Yeah, so much better. All right. You still have a headache from Saturday?

6:38🔗 Adam No, no, it's good. And then we had a leisurely day today. I gave the graduation speech at USC today, the medical school.

6:43🔗 Drew Fantabulous.

6:43🔗 Adam It was fun. The Shrine Auditorium. Great ceremony.

6:47🔗 Drew All right. And she said, the place is big.

6:49🔗 Adam Huge.

6:50🔗 Drew Nice. Full. Moving up. That's what I like. I called my mom yesterday to ask her if she wanted to do anything, and she said, not really. She had plans, and I thought, oh, thank God. So I just-

7:01🔗 Adam And you believed her?

7:03🔗 Drew Yeah, well-

7:04🔗 Adam She's calling your bluff to see if you-

7:05🔗 Drew Oh, no, she wasn't. Now, believe me, the Corollas don't have an ounce of juke or head fake in them. They just- you read them like you read a dog. So I gave her a call today, wished her a happy Mother's Day, left it on her phone machine, and felt like a million bucks. Just got done whacking off to my mom. Yeah, that's what I left on her machine. All right. So what are we going to do? Slipknot is going to be in here in just a few minutes. I'm not exactly sure where they are, but-

7:35🔗 Adam They're on the 405.

7:37🔗 Drew Oh, they're stuck in traffic too. There's a 25-foot limousine out in the parking lot, Drew.

7:42🔗 Adam They didn't want to use it.

7:43🔗 Drew No band members. They didn't want to use it?

7:45🔗 Adam I don't know.

7:46🔗 Drew What are they driving in? There's a pearl white limousine that's as long as the day out there. One guy? Okay. So anyway, we'll get Slipknot in here. Drew, we're going to take a call or we're going to talk to Susan?

7:59🔗 Adam There you go. Call first.

8:01🔗 Drew All right. Justin, you're 18. Yeah. What's up?

8:05🔗 Caller I have trouble masturbating.

8:07🔗 Drew Yeah. Why is that?

8:11🔗 Caller I try it all the time just like by myself. When I try it, I can't. But when it's the one time I don't want it to happen, it's the worst time possibly, it happens.

8:21🔗 Adam Like during sex?

8:22🔗 Caller No, not during sex. I'm not sexually active. I'll be like a dancer, a social gathering.

8:28🔗 Adam Oh my God.

8:29🔗 Caller And all of a sudden.

8:30🔗 Drew And it comes out of you?

8:31🔗 Yeah.

8:33🔗 Adam Oh, how interesting. Are you on medication?

8:35🔗 Caller No.

8:35🔗 Drew Do you have an erection when it comes out of you?

8:38🔗 Caller Yeah, basically.

8:39🔗 Adam Basically?

8:41🔗 Caller Well, the thing is, okay, I try to masturbate and when I try, nothing happens. But I guess if you don't masturbate at all, it's just like the mess happens and it just comes out.

8:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

8:52🔗 Caller That happens. At the worst times possibly.

8:55🔗 Adam I'm a physician. I don't know what he's talking about.

8:58🔗 Drew Yeah. But you're a physician. You don't know what half our callers are talking about. Hey Justin, have you ever had a nocturnal emission, a wet dream?

9:06🔗 Caller Oh yeah. All the time.

9:07🔗 Adam All the time.

9:08🔗 Drew All the time. Why is it you don't think you can masturbate?

9:13🔗 Caller Well, I try to because when I try, nothing happens. I try like three or four times a day and nothing happens at all. Maybe.

9:22🔗 Drew Hold on a second. He doesn't try. Why do you try three or four times a day if nothing ever happens?

9:29🔗 Adam Hard to understand.

9:29🔗 Drew I mean, how many days do you go three or four times a day? How many days you do anything three or four times a day where you achieve no result?

9:38🔗 Adam The whole thing, it just doesn't fit with me. The whole thing doesn't fit.

9:41🔗 Drew I call it bogus.

9:42🔗 Adam Wait, wait, it was seven.

9:43🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

9:44🔗 That's right.

9:45🔗 Drew Susan?

9:46🔗 Hello.

9:47🔗 Drew Hello.

9:47🔗 Adam Happy Mother's Day.

9:49🔗 Thank you, sweetie.

9:51🔗 Drew That was me. Are you drunk?

9:52🔗 No.

9:53🔗 Drew You're not drinking those red bulls and Kamchatka?

9:57🔗 Adam She's been sick.

9:59🔗 My new favorite drink.

10:02🔗 Drew Did you have a, this is Drew's lovely wife, by the way, if some of you don't know who Susan is.

10:07🔗 Adam This is our tradition.

10:09🔗 Hello, it's Ann. She's the new mother. How was her Mother's Day?

10:13🔗 Drew Oh yeah. She's 100 percent over there.

10:15🔗 Did you talk about it?

10:16🔗 Adam No. Well, Susan, Adam doesn't talk to Ann anymore. It doesn't bother.

10:21🔗 Drew Well, I didn't talk to Ann because I got here 30 seconds before the show started. But I got a note that says right here, it says right here, ask Ann about Mother's Day during commercial break because I want to know.

10:32🔗 That was a top priority for you, I'm sure.

10:34🔗 Adam How was it?

10:35🔗 Drew How was it, Ann?

10:36🔗 It was awesome. We went out to brunch and it was just wonderful. It was a wonderful day.

10:42🔗 Drew This is your first Mother's Day, right, Ann? We never had one of those. Now, what about your mom? Did you drag her along?

10:48🔗 Caller Mom was with, yes.

10:48🔗 Adam Heidi.

10:49🔗 Caller Yes. Heidi, yes.

10:51🔗 So who took care of the babies?

10:53🔗 Caller What?

10:53🔗 Adam Heidi.

10:54🔗 Caller Who took care of them?

10:55🔗 Yeah.

10:55🔗 Caller They were with us.

10:56🔗 Well, did the men take care of the babies so you could have a break?

10:59🔗 Caller Actually, my husband did get up with them early this morning at 6 AM and let me sleep in. So that was nice.

11:05🔗 Drew Nice. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There wasn't a loud enough whip sound effect. So you had brunch. Ann, you went out today. Yeah. Susan, you went out yesterday.

11:18🔗 Yes.

11:18🔗 Drew And with the crazy in-laws, huh?

11:20🔗 And I slept in today.

11:22🔗 Drew Because you have a cold?

11:24🔗 Adam No.

11:24🔗 No. My husband let me sleep in.

11:27🔗 Drew Oh, Jesus.

11:28🔗 Adam She got breakfast in bed.

11:29🔗 I did. I had breakfast in bed.

11:31🔗 Drew I know, but you went out Sunday. I mean, you went out Saturday to do that.

11:35🔗 Adam Today is the day part.

11:36🔗 With Drew's mother.

11:37🔗 Drew Well, listen, you could do any holiday where you do it the day before. And then, of course, you got to celebrate it that day. It's a horrible strategy.

11:43🔗 Adam No, no, no, no, no, get the get the the restaurant part, the sort of ceremony over, right? Then you can actually enjoy the day.

11:49🔗 Drew I see.

11:50🔗 We went to the Simons for dinner and lunch.

11:54🔗 Drew Who's the Simons?

11:55🔗 Our friends.

11:57🔗 Drew Of course, you know, here's our listeners are Susan with the Simons.

12:02🔗 Caller Deborah and Robert Simon.

12:03🔗 Drew Sure, that's right. All our listeners in Iowa know the Simons.

12:07🔗 Caller They do now.

12:08🔗 Drew Like I'm supposed to know the Simons. You guys don't have friends.

12:11🔗 Caller Robert owns Beastor 45 and he cooked two meals for me today.

12:15🔗 Drew Yeah. You want to give the address out?

12:17🔗 Caller Well, you're attending his commencement speech.

12:19🔗 Adam Susan, stop by your head.

12:20🔗 Drew All right, Susan, we're going to let you get back to Murder She Wrote or whatever it is you're up to tonight.

12:26🔗 Caller Don't you miss me? I haven't spoken to you in so long.

12:28🔗 Drew Has it been that long?

12:30🔗 Caller Too long.

12:30🔗 Drew Yeah, I do miss you.

12:32🔗 Caller You do? Oh, good.

12:33🔗 Drew Yeah, to me it feels like just yesterday, though.

12:38🔗 Caller I had a great Mother's Day and thank you, Drew.

12:40🔗 Drew You're welcome. Yes, he's a wonderful husband and father and mother, isn't he?

12:43🔗 Caller He is.

12:44🔗 Drew Thank you.

12:45🔗 Caller He's great.

12:46🔗 Drew Yeah, you couldn't do any better.

12:47🔗 Caller I don't think so.

12:49🔗 Drew Nobody could do any better.

12:50🔗 Caller Thank God for Dr. Drew. Anne couldn't do any better either.

12:54🔗 Drew Than Drew?

12:54🔗 Adam Than Doug.

12:55🔗 Drew Oh, than Doug, right.

12:56🔗 Caller Doug's great. Everybody's wonderful.

12:58🔗 Adam This was a good one.

12:59🔗 Drew Yeah, Doug, Anne couldn't do much better than Doug. Yeah, that's right. You both lucked out.

13:03🔗 Caller But Anne, you have to call me. I'm so mad at you. You never call me.

13:08🔗 Drew All right.

13:08🔗 Adam Anne, that's great.

13:09🔗 Caller Actually, I do need to talk to you, Susan, about something.

13:11🔗 Adam All right. We'll put you on hold. All right.

13:12🔗 Drew It's probably one of those feminine questions. All right. I'm going to, hey, Susan.

13:15🔗 Adam It's a baby question.

13:16🔗 Drew I'm going to put you on hold. Okay. And Anne is going to talk to you about the nipple irritation. Okay?

13:22🔗 All right?

13:24🔗 Drew All right. God bless you. All right. Oh, God. I don't want to hear any part of that conversation.

13:29🔗 Adam Oh, my God.

13:30🔗 Drew Michael?

13:32🔗 Adam Michael. Hey, there.

13:33🔗 Drew You're 15. What's up?

13:37🔗 Adam Michael? Michael?

13:37🔗 Drew Yes.

13:39🔗 Oh, Jesus Christ.

13:40🔗 Adam It's one of those nights. I swear to God. It's one of those nights.

13:44🔗 Drew It may not be officially TARD night, but it's at least son of TARD night.

13:48🔗 Adam No, think about it. There are accidents on every freeway coming in here.

13:51🔗 Drew Well, that's true. There's an accident on both freeways I was on. Yeah. Hey, Robert?

13:58🔗 Yeah.

13:58🔗 Drew What's up?

13:59🔗 Oh, nothing.

14:00🔗 Adam Okay.

14:00🔗 All right.

14:01🔗 Oh, yeah.

14:02🔗 Hey, could you go to me like the next caller?

14:05🔗 Drew Okay.

14:05🔗 Adam Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

14:07🔗 Drew Yeah, you're right. It is one of those nights. It feels like a full moon night.

14:10🔗 Adam I went out to look specifically. It's not quite full. I got all kinds of stuff going on in the hospitals. I mean, it really is a full moon night.

14:18🔗 Drew Yeah. The gerbil I put in my ass is acting strangely.

14:23🔗 Adam It's not doing what it normally does?

14:25🔗 Drew No. Usually does cartwheels.

14:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

14:27🔗 Drew This time it's doing handsprings.

14:30🔗 Adam Running in place.

14:32🔗 Drew Sarah?

14:33🔗 Hi.

14:34🔗 Drew Thank God I had the wheel put in last week.

14:36🔗 This is really weird that Susan came on. My physical therapist is friends with Susan's cousin.

14:43🔗 Drew Eerie.

14:44🔗 Adam That's weird. It is weird.

14:45🔗 It's really weird.

14:46🔗 Drew No, it's not.

14:47🔗 It is.

14:48🔗 Drew First off, I'll bet you Susan's cousin's never heard of your physical therapist.

14:52🔗 You don't believe me, do you?

14:54🔗 That's what-

14:55🔗 Adam Well, where are you from?

14:56🔗 I'm from Illinois. He's from California.

14:58🔗 My physical therapist is.

15:00🔗 Drew But your physical therapist being friends with Drew's wife's cousin-

15:04🔗 Adam Oh, the cousin in the beach city.

15:07🔗 Drew It's not too bizarre.

15:08🔗 Adam All right. That's kind of weird. Hey, look, it's a weird night, okay? Accept that, Adam.

15:14🔗 Drew We can't count everything as weird just because we're making it a weird night.

15:18🔗 Adam All right, Sarah, what's going on? Where in Illinois are you?

15:21🔗 Actually, you know where NIU is?

15:24🔗 Adam Yeah, but your accent is not Illinois. Where's your accent from?

15:28🔗 I'm sorry?

15:28🔗 Adam Are you from Illinois originally?

15:30🔗 Oh, yeah. I lived in Illinois on my way.

15:31🔗 Drew All right, fine. What's your question?

15:33🔗 Okay. My question is basically, I called a couple of weeks ago. They're treating me for gonorrhea and for chlamydia.

15:43🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:44🔗 I was having the major manic kind of phase, and it died down, and right now, I've always had a problem with pelvic exams too. I can't have one done. I've been crying in the doctor's office. I cry if they mention sex or if I hear about it, people are talking about it.

16:06🔗 Adam And yet, you were on a tear, weren't you?

16:08🔗 I'm sorry?

16:08🔗 Adam You were kind of on a tear.

16:10🔗 Yeah, I was like, I went nuts. I just went totally nuts.

16:16🔗 Drew I mean, is this the one that called last week, who was having all the sex?

16:19🔗 Adam It was the week and a half ago, yeah.

16:20🔗 Yeah, about a week and a half ago.

16:24🔗 Adam She was prim and proper, button down.

16:27🔗 Drew Yeah, but she'd had six guys in two months.

16:30🔗 Adam Yes. Right?

16:33🔗 No.

16:33🔗 Drew How many?

16:34🔗 Caller About four.

16:36🔗 Drew No. You didn't say four.

16:38🔗 It was about four, yeah.

16:40🔗 Drew Four and how long?

16:41🔗 Four and, well, I don't know.

16:44🔗 Adam Two months, three months.

16:45🔗 I don't know how long.

16:46🔗 Drew Listen, goofball, you didn't say four.

16:48🔗 Adam All right. Be that as it may, to her that was a tear. Now, why gonorrhea and yet one of these people?

16:54🔗 Drew Because I remember if I heard four, I would have went, what are you talking about?

16:57🔗 Yeah.

16:58🔗 Drew Okay. Anyway. All right. Anyway, what do you want?

17:01🔗 I don't know what to do. I'm just getting really upset and I just start crying and crying and I started drinking and I just don't know what to do.

17:10🔗 Adam All right.

17:10🔗 Drew Drew, tell her what to do.

17:11🔗 Adam Well, Sarah, you're depressed, obviously, and that's sort of the easiest thing to talk about. And that's something that can be easily treated. Because there are many other things going on with you that would be best treated by somebody who's a mental health professional. Whether or not there is some sort of unfinished business that you're acting out now as a result of this transition. I think she said she was in college, if I remember right before. People do, that transition can be very difficult for some people. And getting in and talking to somebody, getting through.

17:38🔗 Drew What did we tell her a week and a half ago, for Christ's sake?

17:41🔗 Adam Go see a doctor.

17:41🔗 Drew All right, then don't call us back and bother us.

17:43🔗 Adam Well, she's getting more depressed and more chaotic.

17:45🔗 Drew Well, then go to the person we told you to go to a week and a half ago.

17:48🔗 Adam I'm happy to talk to people again more than once. It's nice.

17:51🔗 Drew I am, too. But not as an extension of our first phone call.

17:56🔗 Adam Maybe she would.

17:57🔗 Drew I mean, if I was doing a mechanic show, a guy called in and said 73 Ranchero, and blue smoke was coming out of the exhaust, and I told him to go check the head gasket, and I'd be perfectly willing to talk to the guy a week and a half later about some shimming coming from the front end. But I don't want to talk about the goddamn blue smoke again, because what the hell were we talking about the first time? If he's not going to get the head gasket checked, then don't call the show.

18:23🔗 Adam But it's a good example for you about how people think about their health and the health advice. They really, they don't hear it.

18:29🔗 Drew That's right.

18:29🔗 Adam They don't want to follow it.

18:30🔗 Drew Well, they'll hear it if you hang up on them. You don't yell at your patients enough, Drew. I've told you that a thousand times.

18:36🔗 Adam You have told me that, and I'm aware that I don't.

18:38🔗 Drew Don't make me grab the phone out of your hand and yell at them.

18:41🔗 Adam Like you did before.

18:43🔗 Drew Well, they don't listen to Drew. That's the problem. There are all these old Jews and they don't, the ear away from the phone is the one that works.

18:52🔗 What, what, what?

18:53🔗 Drew Fred?

18:54🔗 Yeah?

18:54🔗 Drew What's up? You're 14.

18:56🔗 Caller Yeah. The other day I took three tabs of acid and I was like all hyper and like freaking out all day long. And that was the second time I took it. And this is the second day now and I'm still feeling the effects. And it's like all day my heart's been racing. And I've just been like really paranoid.

19:17🔗 Drew Why did you take three tabs?

19:19🔗 Caller Well, I took the first one and about I didn't feel anything. And about an hour later I took the other two.

19:28🔗 Adam Great.

19:28🔗 Drew Well, that makes sense.

19:29🔗 Adam Well, this is a toxic chemical, LSD. And these higher doses can cause permanent disruptions in your thinking and how you feel. I presume this will settle down a little bit. It's not going to be as intense as it is now. But you may get something called a post-solutionogenic perceptual disorder, which means after the high you may continue to feel anxious and sort of in a dreamlike state. And Fred, you're 14. These are really substantial assaults on your brain at your age and it is exquisitely important that you see somebody.

20:04🔗 Caller I wish I hadn't have done it. I cry about now.

20:06🔗 Adam I understand that you see somebody, a psychiatrist who has experience in dealing with people that are exposed to large amounts of drugs. So they can help you get through this because it's going to be very uncomfortable for quite a while here. Okay.

20:17🔗 Caller All right.

20:17🔗 Drew All right. Good luck to you.

20:19🔗 Caller Thank you.

20:19🔗 Drew All right. Don't take anymore.

20:20🔗 Caller Okay.

20:21🔗 Adam Please. Please. That's the drug. Then an E, boy, those are the two.

20:25🔗 Drew Listen, here's the deal, everyone. When you take acid, you're supposed to take a tab of acid. You people that are 14 taking three, it's crazy.

20:35🔗 Adam 14 taking an E is not all that much of a...

20:36🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. That's right. But listen, you know what? I've taken acid once in my life. I was, let's see, how old was I? Four days ago. No. I was, I'd say I was 28, maybe 27, 28, and I took half a tab because I just thought, hey, listen, I don't want to freak too hard here. You know, if I'm not freaking, I'll take the other half, but let's not spin out too much. I took half a tab. It's the only thing, the only answer I've ever done in my life. It was fine, but I was 28, took half a tab. 14, three tabs. Are you kidding? Michael?

21:13🔗 Yes?

21:13🔗 Drew You're 15. What's up?

21:15🔗 Caller Okay. Well, my mother was pregnant one day. She was using heroin and ex-tity. So what could be the side effects for me?

21:24🔗 Drew Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

21:26🔗 Adam When she was pregnant with you?

21:28🔗 Drew I didn't have ecstasy then, did they?

21:30🔗 Adam Fifteen years ago. Yeah, they did. Not the same way, not as available, not as routinely available as now. Michael, the heroin doesn't do that much.

21:39🔗 Drew That's good for you.

21:40🔗 Adam It's not good for you and the babies are born addicted, but they're sort of easily detoxed.

21:45🔗 Drew Well, where are you going to score when you're an infant?

21:47🔗 Adam That's right.

21:48🔗 Drew How easy is it to detox?

21:50🔗 Adam No, no, the detox itself is easy. They actually don't even-

21:55🔗 Drew I know. Listen, shut the light. That's detox.

21:58🔗 Adam Well, you could be life-threatening. You could have a vomit and an ass-spray. Who knows? It's no big deal. Be that as it may, it doesn't damage brain, although many pregnancies are terminated with heroin use because of the problems of injecting and spontaneous abortions occur and infections occur, this sort of thing. But so you make it through the pregnancy, the ecstasy is actually the more serious concern.

22:17🔗 Caller Because my brother, he's like a little lop and-

22:21🔗 Adam Yeah, the stimulants are really the ones that scare me during pregnancy.

22:24🔗 Caller Yeah, he's 13 and she was using mushrooms and she was pregnant with him.

22:30🔗 Adam Wonderful, wonderful.

22:32🔗 Caller So I-

22:33🔗 Adam I don't know of any specific documented changes from mushroom, but-

22:37🔗 Caller Sorry, and my real name is Nicola Sova.

22:40🔗 Drew All right. Fantastic. Glad I got that out. Hey, Drew, is it extra weird now or have we just bought into the whole weird vibe and decided it's weird?

22:49🔗 Adam No, it is extra weird now.

22:50🔗 Drew It is?

22:51🔗 Adam Extra weird now.

22:51🔗 Drew A lot of guys, how often do we have someone go, my real name is, how often do we punch up someone who says, can you punch me back up a little bit later? How often do we punch someone up where we can just hear them talking but they don't really respond?

23:05🔗 Adam Another one is, I called you 10 days ago.

23:08🔗 Drew I'm calling you back again. Yeah, yeah, I mean, that was our first break here and we had like, the kind of situations that we run into once every four or five months, all in the same 20 minute span.

23:21🔗 Adam Maybe it's Slipknot.

23:22🔗 Drew You think so? I think they're here. Are they here? Yes, that's good work. Oh, she's still talking to Susan, sorry. All right. But Slipknot is here. We'll bring them in after the break. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Slipknot is our guest tonight. We'll hear something off the CD, Slipknot. And do you guys want names or numbers or names and numbers?

24:28🔗 Slipknot A little bit of both.

24:29🔗 Drew A little bit of both? A little bit of both.

24:31🔗 Slipknot Which means it can go back and we got the dyslexia happy on names.

24:34🔗 Drew Joey, Paul and James are here. That would be one, two and four. And Drew will call you number two tonight. What do you say?

24:43🔗 Slipknot And did he eat Mexican or something?

24:45🔗 Drew Yes. See, he got the joke. A guy with a with a lower number than you got it.

24:51🔗 Slipknot Come on, I see how this is going to go.

24:56🔗 Drew Oh, it's going to be a rough night, fellas. I'm not going to kid you. Slipknot is if you haven't heard of them or heard them, they are, well, I know you guys probably get the Insane Clown Posse.

25:07🔗 Slipknot No, we don't even need to start with that.

25:09🔗 Drew But not sound wise, but at least they got hoods on, and there's a whole bunch of them, and that frightens me. I scare easily, but why, how did you guys, you guys are from Iowa. We were just talking about this during the break, and where the hell did all this come from?

25:26🔗 Slipknot We started in the fall of 95. Basically, we were kind of sick of the guitar, bass, drum, singer format of the way rock had been presented, and we had all grown up together, played in different bands, and when we were playing, it was basically us playing with each other's bands, and it was the other bands in the audience watching the other band. There's cause there's no one there, because there's no publicity, no news, there was no one there that would help us with that type of music. We put up flyers, it would be a $50 fine, et cetera, et cetera. But it was like just networking when we formed the band. It was just to be the most apocryphal, completely disjointed type of band we could envision. Anything that would actually seem weird or deemed demystifying, we would go ahead and do it anyways, regardless.

26:09🔗 Drew How much has the band evolved since that time? Because the thing that I always think about whenever I see an act, that it seems like there's a lot of guys and involves some theatrics and some costumes and things like that. I always think to myself, that looks great now, but where did they get that started and how great did it look if they're playing a place and they're not making any money and no one's showing up? I mean, how much can you do? How different is the band now than it was a couple of years ago?

26:39🔗 Slipknot It was quite different. It was an evolution. You don't just think of all those things at once. I mean, ideas come to you later. The thing is, everything was such... Everyone had so many ideas at once. It took literally years to get them all out.

26:54🔗 Drew Right. Well, I have... I'm sorry. I gave you a current answer there. I was just looking at the schedule thinking, you already played Friday night and Saturday and Sunday. Wait a minute. You're not playing Sunday. That's off. All right. So here's what I'm going to say. You guys are going to be in Arizona on Monday and then Tuesday, Albuquerque and Denver on Wednesday. So if you want to see Slipknot and you're in one of those cities, they're coming to a town near you. Well, here's something off the CD. Oh, we want to talk about our quick Iowa story. We were in Iowa, what, once, Drew?

27:28🔗 Adam You haven't said these guys are from Iowa yet.

27:30🔗 Drew I did say they're from Iowa. Were we in Iowa one time?

27:34🔗 Adam Twice. We did University of Iowa. Remember that?

27:37🔗 Drew Oh, yeah, yeah. We did the University of Iowa.

27:40🔗 Adam Well, isn't that... Then we came back and flew into Des Moines and we did Drake and Northern Iowa.

27:46🔗 Drew Was the University of Iowa where we ate casserole? Yes. See, you guys from Iowa, you don't know about this, but they outlawed casserole here in Los Angeles about 14 years ago. Yeah. So when we were able...

27:58🔗 Slipknot I like the way you say casserole. Say it again.

28:01🔗 Drew Casserole.

28:02🔗 Casserole.

28:03🔗 Drew We were able to get hold of some casserole. It's like going over the border and buying firecrackers.

28:08🔗 Did you smuggle any back with you?

28:11🔗 Drew I stuff. Yeah, I keistered some, but I got the cavity check at the airport. They tried to get into California with the fruits and all that.

28:21🔗 Slipknot They pulled some casserole out.

28:22🔗 He took it to the hoop.

28:23🔗 Drew I was trying to get some of that casserole back into California, but I couldn't make it.

28:28🔗 Slipknot You were trying to casserole enema?

28:31🔗 Drew It was. I had one. I had a casserole enema later on that night. They were like, hey, you guys were coming special, so we made you a casserole. I was like, all right, noodles and Parmesan cheese. Yeah. Wait a minute. Do I need to tech some tuna in that? It was like, yummy.

28:50🔗 Adam At least you didn't get that hot dog. Bow tie noodles.

28:52🔗 Drew Yeah, it was like bow tie noodles and just a ton of butter. Yeah. I thought, well, that's casserole. Now we're living.

28:59🔗 Slipknot I hope you live in Iowa.

29:00🔗 Drew But it was Iowa too where I was like, y'all have an iced tea and they're like, would you like a dump of mayonnaise in there? I didn't want to offend them. I was like, just put the mayonnaise on the side. I like to work it in slowly. But yes, we were at Drake, which is near Des Moines. You guys are in Des Moines or from Des Moines, am I correct? Yes. And we were going to drive from Drake to Northern Iowa. And I guess it was about an hour and 45 minute or two hour drive. We had some chicks from the college come pick us up. They were involved with the whatever planning committee. So anyway, the thing that was ironic about it, and Drew, stop me if I screw this story up because it's been a while. We told them to pick us up at 1030 and then we shifted it to 1130. We figured we had plenty of time to get into Northern Iowa to make the gig. We wanted to work out at Drake or something and we kicked it back. The chicks never got the message. They got there at 930 and they waited around for a while. They just had time to kill. We got there and we said, were you guys waiting for us? They said, yeah. We said, we're sorry. They said, it's all right. We did a little shopping. We had a little time for ourselves. No big deal. We piled in the car. We got on the freeway. We drove about five miles. We got off the freeway. We drove right into the center of Des Moines. One of the chicks had to go to her work and take care of some business. I thought to myself. What did she do? She had to just go to her former employee's place and take care of some this and that, as long as she was going to be in Des Moines. But our feeling was, you just had an hour to kill. What the hell was going on for the last hour? They were like, well, we did a little window shopping. What the hell didn't you go take care of? She had to drop an envelope off on the 15th story of, well, actually not 15. Probably the fourth story, which is considered the 15th. It actually says 15 on the elevator. It starts at a quarter, it goes to half, then three quarter, then one, that's considered four floors. Oh man, that was a lovely, lovely ride from Des Moines too. That's God's country out there, really is. All right, so, but you know, us being from Southern California was exciting. I was like pinching, Drew, look, a cow! Corn. Corn.

31:17🔗 Slipknot Corn.

31:19🔗 Drew Robert?

31:19🔗 Slipknot Oh, nice. Yeah.

31:20🔗 Drew You're 14. Oh, sorry, you're 17. You're on a slipknot.

31:24🔗 Caller Oh yeah, I got a little problem and a big problem, right? All right. My big problem is like, I got two girls pregnant in one month. She's my girl.

31:33🔗 Adam That's your little problem?

31:34🔗 Caller What?

31:35🔗 Drew That's the little problem?

31:36🔗 Caller That's the big problem.

31:37🔗 Drew Oh, that's the big problem, yeah.

31:40🔗 Caller I don't know what to do.

31:41🔗 Slipknot Get a job, buy some condoms.

31:43🔗 Drew I got-

31:44🔗 Caller They broke both of them.

31:46🔗 Drew They both broke? You have a serrated penis?

31:50🔗 Caller I don't know what that means.

31:51🔗 Drew It's good.

31:52🔗 Slipknot Here's what you do. You go to the-

31:54🔗 Drew It's like a steak knife, you shag ass.

31:56🔗 Slipknot You go to the hardware store and you forget the condoms, you buy a hose clamp, it costs about 19 cents. You put that around your tool, then I won't have to use my tax dollars to pay for your mistake.

32:05🔗 Drew Oh, I like number one. That's good talking. Hey, Robert, how far along are they?

32:14🔗 Caller Like a month and the other one is like a week.

32:17🔗 Drew Then what do they want to do?

32:18🔗 Caller They both want to keep it.

32:20🔗 Drew They both want to keep it?

32:21🔗 Caller Yeah, but they don't know about the other girl.

32:25🔗 Drew All right. What do you got to do? You got to fake your own death. As a matter of fact, don't even fake it. Robert, I don't know, you can't, how about they give the kids up for adoption? How about that? You think they'll do that?

32:38🔗 Adam Really, the only option here is for you to tell them both what has happened so they can make the decision based on what's really going on here. That is to say what they want to do with this pregnancy. And that adoption should be strongly encouraged. Certainly, you're in no position to be a father, and I seriously doubt that anybody that would have gotten pregnant with you is ready to be a mom.

32:56🔗 Drew All right.

32:57🔗 Adam And you've got to be honest with them. You've got to come out about this.

32:59🔗 Drew Do they both think you're going to be a dad?

33:02🔗 Adam And a husband? Not a husband. All right. Oh, yeah, that's a commitment.

33:06🔗 Drew I see. Hey, Robert, come on. Don't be such a jackass, would you? All right. This is it. You're going to get this thing cleared up. Hopefully, they'll have an abortion, or give the kids up for adoption, or sell them on the black market, or something. Anything but have you raise them. And then, from that point on, you don't get anyone pregnant, all right?

33:25🔗 Slipknot All right.

33:27🔗 Drew How many kids do you think this guy has by the time he's 21? Oh, it is the undoing of this country. Robert is a daddy. Katie?

33:37🔗 Yeah.

33:37🔗 Drew You're 18.

33:38🔗 Caller Hey, what's up?

33:39🔗 Drew What's up, Perky?

33:41🔗 Caller Gosh, I just wanted to talk to Slipknot.

33:43🔗 Drew Here they is.

33:43🔗 Slipknot Of course you did.

33:44🔗 Caller Oh, my God, I love you guys.

33:47🔗 Slipknot We love you, too.

33:48🔗 Caller Me and my boyfriend went and got matching Slipknot S tattoos on our legs.

33:53🔗 Drew Wow.

33:53🔗 Yeah.

33:54🔗 Drew That's nice. That's going to come in handy one day.

33:58🔗 Yeah.

34:00🔗 Caller I missed your concert in Sacramento this week, but I saw you a little while ago in Chicago.

34:05🔗 Drew Wait a minute. How did you miss them in Sacramento?

34:07🔗 I had to work.

34:09🔗 Adam What were you doing in Chicago?

34:10🔗 Caller My boyfriend lives there.

34:13🔗 Drew All right. But you got the tattoos?

34:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:16🔗 Drew Wow. You probably could get in free if you showed the tattoo.

34:20🔗 Caller Well, I didn't know how to go about that.

34:22🔗 Drew I see. Well, it depends where the tattoo is. Is it on your ankle, do you say?

34:28🔗 Caller No, it's on the back of my calf.

34:30🔗 Drew Yeah, that's no good. That's not a freebie. All right.

34:33🔗 How many?

34:34🔗 Slipknot You've been in a band before, dude?

34:36🔗 Drew No, I know. I'd make a great band member though, wouldn't I? I could play the tambourine like Tracy from The Partridge Family and Slipknot to just stand up on a box and bang it on my ass. All right, Katie, what's your question?

34:50🔗 Caller I just wanted to know kind of, are you guys ever going to take your masks off on stage?

34:57🔗 Slipknot No.

34:58🔗 Drew The answer is no.

34:59🔗 Caller I can barely hear them.

35:00🔗 Slipknot No with a capital N.

35:02🔗 Caller Okay.

35:04🔗 Drew All right, Katie.

35:04🔗 Caller All right.

35:05🔗 Slipknot Bye-bye. Bye.

35:06🔗 Drew Take care. All right. Well, that was a question. Bianca?

35:11🔗 Hello.

35:11🔗 Drew You're 20?

35:12🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

35:13🔗 Drew What's up?

35:14🔗 Caller Okay. I actually have two questions. The first question is kind of a pseudo question, and the second question is like a real question.

35:21🔗 Adam I think we have a new rule in this program.

35:23🔗 All right.

35:23🔗 Adam Do you have two questions?

35:24🔗 Yes.

35:25🔗 Adam Go right ahead.

35:25🔗 Just ask the question. Okay.

35:26🔗 Caller My first question is, I'm a big fan of drdrew.com, and I'm in the chat rooms all the time. I want to know if you guys have web hosts, like chat room hosts.

35:38🔗 Adam Not yet. I'd like to be one. Bianca, I appreciate that offer, and there will be structure.

35:43🔗 Caller Me and everyone else?

35:44🔗 Adam No, no, no. Okay. In my fantasy about how things would evolve at that site, now, I don't want to speak on behalf of the staff, but for me, it would be everybody, a lot of people had purpose there, too, meaning it's something that they contributed, and that kind of thing would be something I'd be looking for. Scott.

36:00🔗 Caller I'm in there all the time trying to help people.

36:03🔗 Adam Look for Scott Zorn. Scott, who is sort of going to be developing the chat spaces and or email him, and he should be able to give you some information about that, okay? Cool deal. What's your screen name? I'll look for you.

36:15🔗 Caller L-A-V-A-N-5758.

36:17🔗 Adam Wait a minute.

36:18🔗 Caller I was, you actually answered one of my questions before on the show. I was the girl who asked if birth control pills can make your breasts larger.

36:28🔗 Adam All right.

36:28🔗 Caller Because I've been on the pill for three years, and I've gone from a B to a D.

36:34🔗 Drew Nice.

36:34🔗 Adam Some people get that one.

36:35🔗 Yeah.

36:37🔗 Caller That's the comment I get a lot.

36:38🔗 Drew Just put on 85 pounds, though, to be fair.

36:41🔗 Adam L-A-V-A-N.

36:41🔗 Slipknot We'll get about $3,000.

36:43🔗 Adam 5758, is that it?

36:44🔗 5758.

36:45🔗 Drew Oh, please, you two. Like you're ever going to chant her up.

36:49🔗 No, well.

36:50🔗 Drew All right. What do you want, screwball?

36:52🔗 Caller Okay. Don't tell me it's screwball.

36:55🔗 Adam Hey, if it's not about the man show, you're not allowed to talk about it.

36:57🔗 Drew Oh, the man show.

36:58🔗 Caller That's right. Oh, I can get on there too.

37:00🔗 No, anyway.

37:01🔗 Caller Okay, my real question. I used to live about four hours away. I was up in Santa Barbara, and I just moved there in November. I moved to San Diego here in November. And I was working with a guy who I had a crush on, and I think he had a crush on me. So we kind of did this whole, we're not talking to each other thing, but we know what's going on. So I had a boyfriend at the time, and we broke up because he was a huge drug addict, and that was just not cool. So I moved to San Diego, and I didn't speak to him for months, and I finally just recently called him, and I went to go see him over spring break, and we hooked up.

37:35🔗 Adam Where is he?

37:36🔗 Caller What?

37:36🔗 Adam He's in San Diego also?

37:37🔗 Caller No, he's in Santa Barbara. I'm in San Diego.

37:39🔗 Adam Got it.

37:40🔗 Caller So that's where I was living before. We hooked up the whole week that I was there, and we kind of left it at that. So now that I'm back here, we talk every once in a while, and he's probably listening right now, so I'm expecting a phone call soon. So we had a conversation a couple of days ago, and I'm living in with my ex-boyfriend, who's also my best friend in June, and he said, if you sleep with him, it's over in a joking way, and I said, did we start something? He said, I don't know. Did we start something? I said, I don't know. So now I don't know if we start anything, and I want to know if I have-

38:14🔗 There he is.

38:14🔗 Drew That's him. I don't think you're busting. No, that's a god calling saying he's bored.

38:21🔗 Yes, so I don't know.

38:23🔗 Yes.

38:24🔗 Drew Okay, listen.

38:26🔗 Caller Did I just call him and tell him?

38:28🔗 Drew You're 20 years old, that's all right. You can talk to him.

38:31🔗 Caller Okay.

38:31🔗 Drew Just tell him you have some feelings for him.

38:34🔗 Adam I think he sounds, for whatever reason, not ready. Whether it's you or in the relationship.

38:39🔗 Drew He does, but listen, listen everybody. Anybody who digs you, when you tell them, I dig you, is happy to hear it. It's no different than any aspect of life. It really isn't. People like to think, people pretend, people think relationships work this way. I got it really hot for this chick. Uh oh, she just blew it by telling me she liked me too. Unfortunately, I have to move on to some other chick I'm not interested in now. No way. Guys, close your eyes and picture any chick you're into, whether it's your neighbor, a chick you work with or someone from TV. If that chick came over and told you she was into you, you couldn't be happier. Game on. No different than a car you're interested in, or a house you're interested in, or a job you're interested in, or a gun you're interested in, or a bong if you're a Loveline listener that you've been eyeballing at the local head shop for a number of months. A casserole if you're from Iowa that you may have been interested in. Anything you're interested in, when that thing, when that casserole comes up to you and tells you it's interested in you, it's the best day of your goddamn life. So women, here's the only thing you got to worry about. And this is what women do. In the back of their head, they know he's not that interested because he would have said something. And they don't want to hear the truth. They know if this guy was really interested in me and we spent a weekend together getting it on in every position, he would have said something before I split. He didn't say anything. Now I don't want to go up to him because I don't want to hear that he's not interested. But if he's not interested, it won't be because you came up to him. It will be because he's not interested, which is the same reason he didn't say anything when he left the first time.

40:11🔗 Caller Right. All right.

40:12🔗 Drew I've completed the show.

40:13🔗 Adam Thank you.

40:14🔗 Drew I think that was enough.

40:15🔗 Adam Bye.

40:16🔗 Drew Thank you and mahalo. Slipknot is our guest tonight. We will hear something off their CD, Slipknot, when we come back.

40:28🔗 We'll be right back with more Loveline.

41:00🔗 Drew It is Loveline, Adam Corolla is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Joey, Paul, and James are here, 1, 2, and 4, if you're counting, from Slipknot. We're going to hear something off of the CD Slipknot, and I think we should just hear it now. What do you say? Anderson, who, by the way, has a Slipknot CD in his car, right Anderson? Bless Anderson, always on the cutting edge, and he brought it in because I don't think the band did. That's how humble this band is. Come on a radio show, they don't bring their own CD.

41:35🔗 Slipknot We play it every night, we don't need to listen to it.

41:37🔗 Drew This one is called Wait and Bleed. All right, Drew, stop banging your head. It's over now. Wait and bleed.

44:12🔗 Slipknot His glasses are falling off.

44:13🔗 Drew Slipknot. He usually wears one of those athletic rubber straps.

44:19🔗 Slipknot The Kareem Abdul-Jabbar deal.

44:20🔗 Drew Yeah, what happened to those?

44:21🔗 Slipknot He's banging his head like it's 1985.

44:23🔗 Drew You don't, you don't, there was a huge technological breakthrough that someone came out in the mid-80s that, hey, you can take this rubber band and go from one arm to the next so your glasses don't come flying off. And now they don't wear those anymore. And they don't wear those goggles anymore.

44:39🔗 Slipknot It's because Kurt, yeah, Kurt Rambas used to wear that.

44:41🔗 Drew Yeah, what happened?

44:42🔗 Slipknot It kind of scared people off.

44:43🔗 Adam It's not cool anymore.

44:44🔗 Drew Did everyone just have the Lasik surgery or the guys with glasses not wearing glasses?

44:48🔗 Adam Some of that was to protect their eyes from getting poked, too.

44:50🔗 Slipknot That's true.

44:51🔗 Drew You know what it is? I think they kicked all the white guys out of basketball and black guys don't wear glasses unless they're militant Muslim types, you know, like a Malcolm X type. So I think that's what happened. I'm going to look into this. I'm going to put my people to work on this, but I think that's what it is. You think more white guys wear glasses at age 20 than black guys?

45:14🔗 Yeah.

45:14🔗 Drew Do you think it's because our eyes are better? Is it because we have more money or what do you think it is?

45:20🔗 I don't know.

45:21🔗 Drew You know what I mean? I'd say the same about braces. Do you think that's a money thing or a teeth thing? I got to look into this. I'm always interested. It could be a masturbation thing too. I had the Census guy show up at my house on Saturday. And boy, I might turn into an old man. This guy, this poor son of a bitch, has left a I guess I missed you notice at my house for the last two weeks straight. Just a little note on my gate that says, I'm David from the Census Bureau. Is that who I'm talking about? And they've been doing this whole thing. And anyway, he's been by for like two weeks straight. And I haven't been home for like two weeks. I'm working like 80 hours a week and stuff. And I took my first nap for two weeks on Saturday. And I heard this guy ringing on my buzzer. You know, I'm like, my head just hit the pillow and I just drifted off. And I hear this guy, whatever. And I opened my bathroom window, which is sort of up above my gate. And I yell, who is it? And he yells, it's David from the Census Bureau. And I actually use this term. It's like, I know I'm getting old. I yelled, beat it! Beat it, geek.

46:31🔗 Slipknot We use that term all the time. Beat it, geek.

46:34🔗 Drew But referring to your penis, right? Not the guys from the Census Bureau. I mean, I guess I could have said scram, which would have been old. But I walk, I'm like wearing slippers and my underpants and I'm pissed off. And I thought, my God, I'm getting old. I just yelled that beat it to somebody.

46:51🔗 Slipknot You got the sock suspenders yet?

46:55🔗 Drew Yeah, the garter belt that goes around the cab. So I yelled beat it and I went back to sleep and then I got up and I felt guilty. And I thought his poor son of a bitch when coming over every day for two weeks. So I called him up and I said, I'm white, I'm single. That's all you need to know. And hung up the phone, took care of it, doing my part. Brianna.

47:14🔗 Caller Oh, hi.

47:14🔗 Drew You're 16.

47:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:15🔗 Drew What's up?

47:17🔗 Caller My boyfriend just goes limp in the middle of sex.

47:21🔗 Drew His whole body or just his penis?

47:23🔗 Caller His penis.

47:23🔗 Drew I see.

47:25🔗 Slipknot How old is that guy?

47:26🔗 Caller He's 17.

47:27🔗 Drew 17. And is he wearing a condom?

47:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:30🔗 Drew He is. And what does he think it is?

47:34🔗 Caller He doesn't know. He's like, what the hell is wrong with you?

47:38🔗 Adam With you?

47:40🔗 Caller No, with his penis.

47:41🔗 Drew He's talking to his penis?

47:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:44🔗 Drew That's class. You've seen guys, they pull him in the next room, like they go, pardon me, excuse me. And then he, come here, come here. And they grab it by the scruff of the scrotum. You know, and they drag their penis in the next room. And then you hear them through the wall. What the hell was that? What was that? Because I don't know what that was, brother.

48:01🔗 Adam Keep this up. There'll be a timeout for you.

48:02🔗 Drew There's gonna be a big timeout. That's right. All right. Oh, you want to cry? Don't make me hit you. Yeah. Don't make me raise my hand to you. All right. So he's very disappointed in his penis.

48:19🔗 Slipknot Yeah.

48:19🔗 Drew And, yeah.

48:21🔗 Slipknot We call it his stickman.

48:23🔗 Drew I remember when I told my parents my penis wasn't going to college. And, Drew, I remember when you told your parents your penis was gay. I remember how disappointed it was for them.

48:31🔗 Adam How do you react when this happens to him?

48:33🔗 Caller I'm just like, what do you think the problem is? Is it something that I'm doing or something that you're doing?

48:39🔗 Adam Yeah, so you're understanding.

48:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:42🔗 Adam You're not angry with them or upset?

48:43🔗 Drew Oh, no, of course not. There's nothing really a woman can do. Listen, a guy could bang a dead hooker, most guys. I mean, physically, they could function.

48:56🔗 Slipknot At 17, you can pretty much do anything.

48:58🔗 Drew At 17, you bang a rotting dead hooker.

49:02🔗 Slipknot And you're all good.

49:03🔗 Drew Yeah, all good.

49:04🔗 Slipknot No problem.

49:05🔗 Slipknot 15, 20 minutes later.

49:06🔗 Drew Maybe not what you'd hope for, but you give it a six.

49:08🔗 Adam How many times has this happened, Brianna?

49:12🔗 Caller Probably about 10 times, I guess.

49:16🔗 Adam And how many times have you guys been together?

49:19🔗 Caller A lot. I'm not sure.

49:21🔗 Adam So has it been the last 10 times?

49:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:25🔗 Adam Sometimes guys get into this cycle where they're nervous about it happening again once it's happened, and that anxiety makes it happen. So I think the first and foremost thing is to take the heat off. Just get together. Don't focus on the inner core so much as just make you feel comfortable and arouse together. And see if this thing just doesn't take care of itself if you try to be sort of comfortable and quiet about this.

49:49🔗 Drew Yeah. The question is, how do you get it back on track when you're in that kind of slump? And it's just, you know, you just have a glass of wine and forget about it or something.

49:59🔗 Slipknot Is the dude hitting the booze?

50:01🔗 Drew That's a good question. Let's ask. Is he drunk?

50:04🔗 Adam No.

50:05🔗 Drew No.

50:05🔗 Slipknot All right.

50:07🔗 Adam Just take it easy. Go slow. He'll be all right.

50:09🔗 Drew Yeah. There's this sort of component in the human mind that torches you by making you screw up more after you've screwed up the first time.

50:18🔗 Adam I mean, the potential of screw up makes you screw up.

50:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

50:21🔗 Adam The belief that you can screw up.

50:22🔗 Drew If you didn't get it up the first time, you're definitely not going to get it up the second time. Oh, we got to take ourselves a little break. Almost forgot about that. Slipknot is here. When we come back, we'll speak to Alan. He had anal sex with a friend by accident. Let's know how to deal with that. All right. See what happens when you just mop the floor and you're running around naked? We'll be back after this.

50:42🔗 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

50:46🔗 Drew Well, it's worth hearing. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Joey, Paul, and James are all here from Slipknot, one, two, and number four. We will hear something else off the Slipknot CD, I think, before the night is through.

51:44🔗 Drew Anderson's gonna clean it up a little in the next room. Until then, we'll get back to the phones.

51:49🔗 Slipknot Whoever had this mic before me has some serious breath problems, hygiene problems.

51:54🔗 Drew Well, it may have been one of the Stone Temple pilots.

52:00🔗 Adam They were the last ones to use those mics.

52:02🔗 Drew Alan?

52:03🔗 Yeah?

52:04🔗 Drew You're 16?

52:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:06🔗 Drew You had a little... what's that?

52:09🔗 Caller Is Slipknot there?

52:10🔗 Drew Yeah.

52:11🔗 Caller Hey, guys.

52:12🔗 Slipknot What's up?

52:13🔗 Caller Wow. Can't believe I'm talking to you guys. First of all, I was wondering why Purity was taking off the CD.

52:23🔗 Slipknot Yeah, Drew, you want to answer that one for us?

52:26🔗 Adam It wasn't consistent with our spiritual sense of direction for us at the time.

52:30🔗 Drew The band was going in a different direction.

52:32🔗 Caller I think it's like the best song on the CD, man.

52:34🔗 Slipknot I think we're going to play that one a little later.

52:36🔗 Caller Alright, sweet, man. I was wondering if you could give me information on the make, kill, feed, repeat, whatever it is.

52:41🔗 Slipknot Nope.

52:42🔗 Slipknot That's a demo, man, that's overly hyped, I'll tell you that right now.

52:46🔗 Slipknot If you got it, you paid way too much money for it.

52:49🔗 Drew Yeah.

52:49🔗 I see it on eBay for like 100 bucks and stuff.

52:51🔗 Slipknot Yeah, that's $100 too much.

52:54🔗 Drew Hey, Alan, did you have an accidental anal sex or did you just want to talk to the band?

52:59🔗 Caller I want to talk to Slipknot.

53:01🔗 Drew Alright.

53:01🔗 Slipknot You don't want to have anal sex with any of us, do you?

53:04🔗 Caller No, you guys are awesome. I want to say hey to Robin, Aaron and Duval.

53:08🔗 Drew Where are you calling from?

53:09🔗 Caller Duval, Washington. Whatever.

53:11🔗 Drew Alright.

53:11🔗 Adam Where is this? What's it near?

53:15🔗 Caller What?

53:15🔗 Adam What's it near? What big city?

53:17🔗 Caller Seattle.

53:17🔗 Adam Seattle.

53:18🔗 Drew Alright. The band is going to be nowhere near there soon, alright? Alright, thanks. Alright. Later. Joe? Joe?

53:28🔗 Adam He's asleep. Joe's asleep.

53:29🔗 Drew Oh, he's been on hold for 86 minutes. Let's see if we can hear him snore. I can just hear him breathing, but he doesn't have the sleep apnea that most of our callers have. Alright, we'll put Joe back on hold where he can catch a few winks and no greater compliment to a show host than going to a caller and having him be asleep, by the way. Jay?

53:53🔗 Caller Hey, what's up, guys?

53:54🔗 Drew You're 21, what's up?

53:56🔗 Caller Nothing went to the top, Slipknot.

53:57🔗 Adam What's up?

53:57🔗 Slipknot Hey, what's up?

53:59🔗 Caller Well, I called you guys a couple of months ago when I first quit Bud.

54:03🔗 Drew Yeah.

54:04🔗 Adam Right.

54:05🔗 Caller And since then, I've been noticing a lot of changes. It was about four months ago. I've been noticing my change in my eating habits and everything.

54:13🔗 Adam OK.

54:14🔗 Caller And basically, it was weird. Like three people in like a week told me that I was like classic for a person who has an eating disorder. And I kind of shrugged it off. But a lot of what I was doing was kind of consistent with that.

54:26🔗 Adam What are you doing?

54:28🔗 Caller Well, I was I mean, I'm not fat like at all, but I like I would have been exercising like really crazy. I mean, I had to go to the hospital one day during school while I was working out and everything. And it's like I guess I don't know whether it's to manage feelings or what it is, but I've just been like a couple of times I'll just like binge eat like just anything I can get my hands on.

54:48🔗 Adam Right. This is kind of a bulimic syndrome, right?

54:52🔗 Caller Something like that.

54:53🔗 Drew Weren't you eating when you were stoned though?

54:56🔗 Caller You know what? I wasn't like that. I know one thing you said before about how like black guys smoke but differently.

55:02🔗 Adam Who said that? Wait a minute.

55:03🔗 Caller I'm such a thinker.

55:05🔗 Drew I told I think I was talking to Snoop Dogg about why he's so skinny and smokes so much weed, you know? And I then stumbled on to my hypotheses, which is going to go in the same book entitled Why Black Guys Don't Wear Glasses, unless they're militant leaders of Muslim sex, right? But black guys smoke a lot of weed and they don't seem to eat as much as white guys who, when they smoke weed, get the munchies immediately. I can't figure that out.

55:39🔗 Caller Most of my friends get the munchies, but I figure it's going to kill my eyes. So I mean, I guess the big thing is though that I...

55:45🔗 Drew Are you black though?

55:46🔗 Caller I am so black.

55:48🔗 Drew I see. You're so black.

55:50🔗 Caller I told you that last time either.

55:52🔗 Drew I know because to me, you know, Hesher trumps black and eventually you take your, you know what I mean? You might, we might think you're black because you smoke so much weed that you just sound like a stoner.

56:05🔗 Caller See, that's the thing though. I mean, I had four and a half months and yesterday, basically, I mean, yesterday I just ended up smoking. It wasn't because I wanted weed, but it was just basically because, I don't know, it's like lonely, you don't like all your friends leave. That's what happened with me.

56:21🔗 Adam Well, weed was one of your friends and loss is one of the big feelings that people have to deal with, loss and depression when they get off drugs. And a good way to, not a good way, but a way that some people choose to deal with that, addicts particularly, will be by activating that same part of the brain via other mechanisms, like sex, like eating, like shopping, like criminal behavior, like thrill seeking sports.

56:45🔗 Caller These are all, yeah, shopping.

56:47🔗 Adam It's all ways that you can use the same system to try to regulate your eternal world.

56:52🔗 Drew Now I agree with Drew. You got to get back on the weed, brother.

56:55🔗 Caller Well, I mean, my thing is when I did it, I mean, I so don't want to get back on it.

56:59🔗 Adam I know, Jay, but the, you're, an addict has got to replace it with something. And you've done that now, that those, these some things are not working either, which is where the need for treatment comes in. That's where MA can teach you ways of sort of filling those, dealing with those feelings in a more productive way and learning some new, developing some new relationships. People have been through what you've been through.

57:17🔗 Drew So, Jay, you got to go to an MA meeting.

57:20🔗 Caller You know, you guys are telling me that last time, one thing I've been like in church a lot, but I haven't been, I guess, been doing, like, a couple of things slip lately, which is like-

57:27🔗 Adam Talk to the clergy at church about MA. They usually, most, most clergy will have a connection with a 12-step program, so.

57:33🔗 Caller Well, yeah, I just-

57:34🔗 Drew Let's just go find an MA meeting.

57:36🔗 Adam Well, that'd be at his church maybe.

57:37🔗 Drew Well, I mean, we told you that last time, and we're telling you that this time because we told you that last time.

57:43🔗 Adam We met it.

57:44🔗 Drew Right, right. All right. Jay, go see MA. Jay?

57:49🔗 Caller Hey.

57:50🔗 Drew You're 15. What's up?

57:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:51🔗 Caller Slipknot.

57:52🔗 Caller Hey, what's up?

57:53🔗 Slipknot What's going on?

57:54🔗 Caller Hey.

57:56🔗 Caller I just want to thank you. Thank you for saving the music industry. I started going downhill and you came and saved us all, so thank you a lot.

58:03🔗 Slipknot Thank you.

58:03🔗 Caller Thanks.

58:04🔗 Caller Look forward to seeing you guys at Rockfest in Portland in the summer. But I was wondering if what you guys' whole number thing, like why you guys have numbers, what's all that about?

58:17🔗 Slipknot It's called keeping track of nine guys at once. It's like a dog tag.

58:24🔗 Caller I didn't know if you guys like, oh, I'm number one because I'm the best, I'm zero because it's like not one or four.

58:29🔗 Slipknot Most of them are lucky numbers, actually.

58:31🔗 Caller That's sweet. Okay.

58:32🔗 Caller That was cool.

58:34🔗 Caller Dr. Drew, my question for you is, I'm on Zoloft currently and I've been taking it for a little over a year. Only I ran out in the winter. That wasn't good. But right now, I just feel lifeless and I feel like-

58:51🔗 Adam The depression is coming back.

58:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:53🔗 Adam Are you off the Zoloft now?

58:54🔗 Caller No, I'm taking it. I'm taking 100 milligrams. But the thing is, I don't know, I just feel so lifeless that it's like the depression was part of how I was and it made me feel like I was alive. So now it's like, well, should I just not take it because I don't feel like myself.

59:12🔗 Drew I agree. I mean, you know you're alive when you want to kill yourself. So you know you're alive.

59:17🔗 Caller Exactly.

59:17🔗 Adam Right. There's a number of different things that could mean to you, Jade. Are you talking to somebody about this stuff or you're just getting medication from somebody?

59:26🔗 Caller I'm going to see an art therapist.

59:28🔗 Adam Is that helping?

59:30🔗 Caller Yeah. I use a lot of red and black, but other than that, I'm fine.

59:34🔗 Drew Art therapist, is that where the guy goes? Over here, we have Monet's Days and Giverny and then over here, these are dogs playing poker and here's a clown. What does that mean to you? What is art therapy for?

59:49🔗 Adam You need to express yourself.

59:51🔗 Caller Yeah, it's basically doing projects and stuff.

59:53🔗 Drew I know, but don't you graduate out of that when you learn to talk?

59:57🔗 Adam No, no, no. Good art therapy is that.

59:59🔗 Drew Oh, I actually, I got a cousin who's, she does music therapy, but shouldn't you just sit down and rap with somebody if you have problems?

1:00:09🔗 Caller I can't rap.

1:00:10🔗 Drew You can't talk?

1:00:11🔗 Caller Oh, I can talk.

1:00:12🔗 Drew No, I don't mean rap. I don't mean like bust a rhyme with your therapist. That would be a hell of a session, I'll tell you that.

1:00:20🔗 Caller No. Yeah, I just express myself, I guess, more through art. I can talk. It's just that...

1:00:26🔗 Adam All right. But Jane, I don't know quite what you're describing, whether or not this is the wrong medicine for you, whether or not there might be some other meaning to being depressed and that sense of yourself as being a depressed person important to you. I don't know what that's about, but it could be dangerous to mess around with that depression.

1:00:44🔗 Caller Should I try to change it or something? Because I've been on this and it's always been the same feeling.

1:00:48🔗 Adam Yes. I would talk to somebody about changing the medication and I would also talk to your expressive therapist about what it is about you and your sense of yourself that you need that depression to feel a lot better.

1:00:57🔗 Drew Hey, Jane, do you bring the art in or do you do it in the office?

1:01:02🔗 Caller We do it in the office.

1:01:05🔗 Drew You just do it right there?

1:01:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:07🔗 Drew Then at the end you discuss it or whenever you're done with your artwork?

1:01:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:12🔗 Drew Do they have a clay section? Because I used to work with clay.

1:01:16🔗 Caller I don't know. I'm sure somebody does.

1:01:18🔗 Drew Yeah, look into that. Yeah, I'm feeling like I want to make a bong. Do you have a kiln in here? All right, Jane. And what do you draw pictures of? Just like a fire and Satan and your parents lying dead and that kind of stuff?

1:01:35🔗 Caller Not quite, just people being curled up in corners and stuff.

1:01:40🔗 Drew Fantastic.

1:01:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:41🔗 Drew All right. But I still think you could just talk about that now.

1:01:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:45🔗 Drew All right.

1:01:46🔗 Caller Okay, thanks.

1:01:46🔗 Drew All right. Good luck. What medium do you work in, charcoal or pastel?

1:01:50🔗 Caller Pastels.

1:01:51🔗 Drew Pastels?

1:01:53🔗 Slipknot You can't- That's such a depressing-

1:01:54🔗 Drew How do you draw someone curled up in a fetal position like bleeding in pastel? Wow.

1:02:01🔗 Adam She's a good artist. She's a good artist.

1:02:03🔗 Drew Really? You got to move up to acrylics.

1:02:06🔗 Caller Okay, I'll try that.

1:02:06🔗 Drew All right. See what you can do. All right.

1:02:08🔗 Caller Thanks.

1:02:08🔗 Drew All right.

1:02:09🔗 Caller Bye.

1:02:10🔗 Drew It's comical that she does this. Pastels. You know that picture of pastels? Unicorns. You know what I mean? Maybe a pegasus flying over an ocean bluff or something.

1:02:22🔗 Slipknot Yeah, there's some nice clouds and.

1:02:24🔗 Drew Yeah, red and black. That's no good in pastel. All right.

1:02:29🔗 Adam Sorry, Adam.

1:02:29🔗 Drew Yeah. Jamie.

1:02:30🔗 Adam Let me defend your artistic sensibility.

1:02:32🔗 Drew I'm very upset. You're 25. I wonder if they get any nude models at those sessions.

1:02:39🔗 Adam You're in. Game on.

1:02:41🔗 Drew Yeah. You guys, you crazy kids are doing the drawings and need a nude model. Jamie, you're 25.

1:02:48🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

1:02:48🔗 Drew What's up?

1:02:49🔗 Caller Well, I was married two months ago. I'm happily married, I should say. Except that there's been some tension recently in the marriage because when we got married, actually before we even became an item, when we were dating, before we actually became boyfriend and girlfriend, my wife, she mentioned something in her past. She mentioned three gentlemen. Now, I personally have met two of those gentlemen. They used to be my friends many, many years ago. They're about five years older than me, both of them. And she's 26. So I don't have a problem with that. I knew that she had dated them a long time ago.

1:03:23🔗 Adam What's the question here?

1:03:25🔗 Caller The third guy, though, she reserves that and doesn't tell me anything about that. And once they're opening up, but then she just kind of closes off.

1:03:34🔗 Drew Why is it so important for you to know, though?

1:03:37🔗 Caller It's not important for me. Is that she keeps bringing it up. And then when she starts bringing it up, I'm like, okay, tell me if that's good for you to get it out. But then she kind of stops halfway and then brings it up two weeks later.

1:03:48🔗 Adam In what context does she bring it up? What is she saying at the time?

1:03:52🔗 Caller She just starts saying things like, oh, I remember me and so and so used to do this or that. And that's kind of similar to what you or I are doing. And then she just kind of backs off. Or sometimes she just has this little devilish smile on her face. You know, I don't really care about her past. Her past was before me. But and I'm not in this envy mode either.

1:04:12🔗 Adam Do you feel like she's sort of tormenting you with this? Like she's bringing it up intentionally to try to bother you?

1:04:17🔗 Caller I don't think she's doing it intentionally. I just think she's still attached to this person. And what kind of bothers me is that I know nothing about this person other than the fact that they're a minister.

1:04:27🔗 Drew Oh, really? Yep. All right. Do you suspect she still may be seeing him some way?

1:04:36🔗 Caller I don't think so. He lives down in the Texas area. My guess is that most likely they're emailing back and forth. Although I don't think she's the type because she seems to be a very faithful girl. I've known her for five years and like I said we've been going out. We dated for about two years before we actually got engaged and got married.

1:04:55🔗 Drew She never comes home after a long day with like the blood of Christ on her collar or something that kind of tip you off that she may have been with a man of the cloth?

1:05:04🔗 Caller No, no, nothing like that.

1:05:05🔗 Drew I see. All right. Well, James, here's what you got to do. It's called being mature. I think the next time she brings it up, you say to her, hey, listen, it kind of bothers me that you bring this up and you bring it up as much as you do. And if you want to talk about it, that's fine. But if you don't, then please stop bringing it up. It's very distracting. It hurts my feelings. All right. Just tell her straight out, just like that.

1:05:29🔗 Adam How makes you feel?

1:05:31🔗 Drew That's fine.

1:05:31🔗 Adam It's important.

1:05:32🔗 Drew Yeah. Sometimes people don't know what they're doing.

1:05:35🔗 Caller Yeah, it's a little tormenting though.

1:05:37🔗 Drew Yeah, I understand it.

1:05:39🔗 Adam It doesn't sound right. And I can understand you be upset, but she needs to understand that too.

1:05:44🔗 Drew But don't get into it with her and argue with her. Just ask her why she's bringing it up and why she's telling you about it.

1:05:51🔗 Caller Okay.

1:05:51🔗 Drew All right. And she's your wife, right?

1:05:53🔗 Caller Yes.

1:05:54🔗 Drew All right. You can do whatever you want.

1:05:57🔗 Slipknot Bring their old girlfriend.

1:05:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:01🔗 Caller Okay.

1:06:01🔗 Slipknot All right.

1:06:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:03🔗 Drew I get the feeling Jamie would probably have to make something up, but yeah, feel free. Tell her you dated a stripper. It always drives women nuts when you say you dated a stripper.

1:06:11🔗 Slipknot Yeah, if that don't work, get her a nice ball gag and some spreader bars and a whip, and that might whip her into shape.

1:06:15🔗 Drew That's right.

1:06:17🔗 Slipknot That's what I would do.

1:06:18🔗 Drew Drew just wrote that down, by the way. He didn't want to say it himself.

1:06:21🔗 Caller Brian?

1:06:23🔗 Drew Brian?

1:06:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:25🔗 Drew You're 14. What's up?

1:06:27🔗 Caller Yeah, I had a question for a sit-nut.

1:06:30🔗 Drew Yep.

1:06:30🔗 Caller And I wanted to ask about their masks.

1:06:33🔗 Caller And I want to know if you guys designed them your own.

1:06:37🔗 Caller Like, you guys, like, did you make them up? You know, did you guys make them up?

1:06:44🔗 Slipknot Yeah, a lot of them, I mean, you know, we've made some of them. Some of them have been bought and altered and stuff.

1:06:50🔗 Slipknot But they're pretty much all made.

1:06:52🔗 Slipknot Yeah, we do it ourselves, mostly.

1:06:54🔗 Drew All right, Brian, let me ask you. Brian? Brian?

1:06:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:58🔗 Drew All right. Are you good? Okay.

1:07:01🔗 Adam Brad.

1:07:02🔗 Caller He's very nice.

1:07:03🔗 Adam He's sleepy, too.

1:07:04🔗 Drew Okay.

1:07:05🔗 Adam Good night, Brian.

1:07:05🔗 Drew All right.

1:07:06🔗 Caller All right.

1:07:08🔗 Drew It's time to go to Schleffyville. All right, Brian? It's very late. It's a school night, okay?

1:07:13🔗 Caller All right.

1:07:14🔗 Drew Where are you calling from?

1:07:15🔗 Caller Cali.

1:07:16🔗 Adam Where?

1:07:16🔗 Caller California.

1:07:18🔗 Adam Cali.

1:07:19🔗 Drew Cali? That's California, Cali? All right. Listen, I'm from California. I don't know what Cali is. All right. Have fun.

1:07:27🔗 Caller All right.

1:07:28🔗 Drew Okay.

1:07:28🔗 Caller All right.

1:07:30🔗 Drew It's quite a conversation.

1:07:31🔗 Slipknot Have fun.

1:07:32🔗 Drew Jim?

1:07:33🔗 Jim, yes.

1:07:34🔗 Drew You're 18. What's up?

1:07:36🔗 Caller I'm wondering if cocaine affects your sexual drive.

1:07:39🔗 Adam Yeah, and it's different directions for different people. Some people get, when they're on cocaine, they get a little sort of increase, and some people get shut down completely.

1:07:49🔗 Caller It's not even that. It's the fact, like, you know, it's not a problem in the performance area. It's just the fact that I won't, you know, I'll be with a girl, whatever, and, you know, we'll have foreplay, but fuck it. I'll just say go to bed. I'm over this. I don't go to sleep.

1:08:03🔗 Drew Hey, Jim, you can't say the F-word, you jackass.

1:08:07🔗 Caller I apologize.

1:08:07🔗 Drew All right.

1:08:08🔗 Adam And, by the way, that would be pretty shut down. If sex doesn't have its sort of, there's no drive behind it, that's a substantial diminishment in libido.

1:08:18🔗 Caller It's not that. It's like, for some reason, I don't want them to get too attached, because I don't know if I'm afraid of them getting in the way of me doing coke.

1:08:27🔗 Slipknot Couldn't you do a lot of coke and getting paranoid? No.

1:08:30🔗 Caller I mean, I've been doing-

1:08:31🔗 Drew No.

1:08:32🔗 Caller I've been doing coke for about a year.

1:08:34🔗 Adam But you bring up an interesting point, which is that the drug is more important to you than a relationship with a person, and the people just get in the way of that. That's true. That's how addicts look at their drugs.

1:08:44🔗 Drew Hey, Jim.

1:08:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:46🔗 Drew It's time for you to think about your drug use. Seems like you're getting into it pretty good.

1:08:53🔗 Caller Actually, I managed to go to school still. I mean, I first-

1:08:56🔗 Adam Oh, good. He still gets up, dresses, goes to school. Well, when you can no longer leave the house.

1:09:00🔗 Slipknot Yeah.

1:09:01🔗 Drew Call us when you start crapping on yourself.

1:09:02🔗 Slipknot All right? He does the line before he catches the bus.

1:09:07🔗 Caller I've been called bit of a fatal masochist.

1:09:10🔗 Adam By whom?

1:09:11🔗 Caller Everyone who knows me.

1:09:13🔗 Adam Everyone at school.

1:09:13🔗 Drew I see.

1:09:14🔗 Adam Why is that?

1:09:15🔗 Caller Well, just because I have some tattoos.

1:09:19🔗 Adam Stuff like that.

1:09:20🔗 Drew All right. Listen, Jim. He got the F word and the S word in. He was on one minute and 49 seconds. He got the S and the F word in.

1:09:30🔗 Adam We wouldn't put that in. St. Amascus is an inaccurate term. We've put you in more the antisocial sphere. Somebody clearly did something to, where did he go? Get rid of him?

1:09:40🔗 Drew Well, I put him on hold because he was thrown around.

1:09:42🔗 Adam What was his name? Jim? Somebody probably beat the crap out of him when he was growing up and now he's doing all kinds of good stuff to himself and likes to use expletives when he's on the radio.

1:09:52🔗 Drew Listen, you're doing Coke for a year. You say by your own admission you don't want to get too attached to a woman because you don't want her to get in between you and your Coke. You're 18. It's time to look into this. Because Coke is a bad one. And I bet he's going to be smoking it soon.

1:10:09🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:10:10🔗 Drew Mike?

1:10:11🔗 Yeah.

1:10:11🔗 Drew You're 24.

1:10:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:10:13🔗 Drew What's up?

1:10:14🔗 Caller Yeah, I have a problem with the women that I attract. For some reason, I attract a lot of women that have been in abusive relationships in the past.

1:10:24🔗 Adam Are you the nice guy?

1:10:25🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:10:26🔗 Drew I see.

1:10:27🔗 Adam Everybody says you're just such a nice guy.

1:10:28🔗 Drew And you save them for a little bit, and then they kind of turn on you?

1:10:32🔗 Adam Yeah. They go back to the abusive guy.

1:10:35🔗 Caller Well, not always that.

1:10:37🔗 Drew They try to get you to abuse them.

1:10:39🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, that too. They want to, you know, they're kind of distant, and they also kind of cheat here and there.

1:10:45🔗 Drew Yeah, because they want to get you fired up. They want to rattle your cage.

1:10:49🔗 Adam That, and they can't stand the available person. You really try to be close. They have to sabotage that.

1:10:54🔗 Drew Right. So what's up? Who's, yeah?

1:10:57🔗 Caller I was just trying to figure out if I was doing something, if I was putting out something that was attracting these type of women.

1:11:03🔗 Adam Yes, and then also you're following through on this.

1:11:07🔗 Caller Oh, I'm not, I'm not, you know, abusive.

1:11:10🔗 Adam I understand, but you're going ahead and having relationships with these people.

1:11:13🔗 Drew How's your mom?

1:11:15🔗 Caller Oh, my parents are great.

1:11:17🔗 Drew Yeah. Your mom drink?

1:11:19🔗 Caller No.

1:11:21🔗 Drew How about your dad?

1:11:22🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

1:11:23🔗 Drew Your dad?

1:11:24🔗 Caller My dad does a little bit, yeah.

1:11:26🔗 Slipknot Where's my bourbon?

1:11:27🔗 Drew Did somebody need some taking care of growing up?

1:11:31🔗 Caller No, I mean, I had a great family. It's not.

1:11:34🔗 Drew Okay. All right. Then knock it off. Let's just solve this up. Listen, all bets are off when you're a young guy anyway. You get caught up with all kinds of women. You don't know where the hell you're at. I mean, if they're good looking, especially. You know what I'm saying?

1:11:49🔗 Adam Yeah, guys take a while to get it through their head.

1:11:53🔗 Drew And also, if a chick is hot, you don't care what. She could be dragging a syringe from her calf muscle. You know, it doesn't matter.

1:12:03🔗 Slipknot Yeah, she could be a rotting corpse, too.

1:12:05🔗 Drew Yeah, good looking.

1:12:06🔗 Slipknot Yeah, good looking one.

1:12:07🔗 Drew Yeah, it's a good looking rotting corpse.

1:12:09🔗 Slipknot Like a six or a seven, even.

1:12:10🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:12:11🔗 Slipknot 30 seconds dead. Fair game.

1:12:13🔗 Drew All right, we're going to speak to... It's David Alan Greer, by the way, and his fabulous throw up. Jason over here is 25. We're going to take a break. Found a puddle in bed after sex. Thinks it's his girlfriend's pee. Wants to know if it's possible. Let me just check with him. Jason?

1:12:33🔗 Caller Yes.

1:12:33🔗 Drew All right, you found what you think may be urine in the bed.

1:12:36🔗 Caller I thought so. This puddle was like a foot in diameter. She didn't move all morning. I thought, see, my friends here say that the girls say that she peed. My buddy says that it was that she, it was flow or whatever. But I found this the morning after.

1:12:53🔗 Drew I see.

1:12:54🔗 Caller When we were trying to find her underwear, she went in the bathroom. I went in to help her find it. And I found this foot in diameter.

1:12:59🔗 Drew All right, hold on a second, Quincy. Just hang on. Did you do a chalk outline around the urine and have a photographer come in there?

1:13:06🔗 Adam Did you get a dipstick ready?

1:13:07🔗 Drew I'm picturing him holding a yardstick to it for the photographer.

1:13:11🔗 Adam Dime?

1:13:11🔗 Drew Yeah. And that day's newspaper so they can get the date. Jesus Christ. It's always a good night when you got to look for your underpants. So that means it was fun. All right. Now, I've narrowed down the debris field of your clothing between the bar and the bedroom. So it's somewhere in this area. Your underpants has an eight-mile radius. There's guys with dogs looking for it right now. It's like the fugitive. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Slipknot is here and we'll be back after this.

1:13:44🔗 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

1:14:18🔗 Drew Yeah, it is the Loveline of Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Slipknot is our guest tonight. 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1 is the phone number. Slipknot number 1, 2, and 4 are all here tonight. And Drew, I want to tell the story.

1:14:33🔗 Slipknot Our biggest fan, he personally requested us to come to the show.

1:14:36🔗 Adam I'm sure they wear you guys, people wearing t-shirts everywhere I go.

1:14:39🔗 Drew Yeah, Drew was telling me about all these Slipknot t-shirts.

1:14:44🔗 Adam And I was also telling you that one of my kids was at a friend's house and they spotted a rattlesnake that was getting ready to pounce within a few feet of them and they ran inside and the housekeeper was there. She didn't miss a beat, ran out with a shovel and chopped his head off. Four foot rattlesnake.

1:14:57🔗 Drew Really? Yeah. What was she?

1:15:00🔗 Caller Very brave.

1:15:02🔗 Drew She was from some good country where they take care of snakes, right? No one from the United States ran out with a shovel. They ran out the back door and up the hill and start crying. That ain't the move of a white chick. I don't mean that in a mean way. I'm just saying, chicks of other nationalities can take care of business. They're like men.

1:15:22🔗 Adam She just went out and pow.

1:15:24🔗 Drew White chicks are like chicks.

1:15:25🔗 Adam Then she pulled the snake out for me to show it's a huge snake.

1:15:28🔗 Drew She probably skinned it, soaked it in urine and made a belt out of it by now and then ate it.

1:15:36🔗 Adam Everybody in Pasadena wants that woman to make a casserole. Oh, yeah.

1:15:39🔗 Drew Are you kidding?

1:15:39🔗 Adam She's famous now. I was like, hey, whoa.

1:15:42🔗 Drew Went out with a shovel.

1:15:44🔗 Adam And without missing a beat, pow.

1:15:46🔗 Drew That's nice. That's like living with Ricky Ticky Tavvy.

1:15:52🔗 Drew Oh, are you kidding? She probably took out a water moccasin yesterday, you know, two days earlier or something. Yeah, that with her bare hands. She put a steak knife in her mouth and dove right into the pool. You know, I was talking to... Drew and I always talk about stuff people don't seem to do on TV anymore, like we were talking about quicksand last week. No one seems to fall in any kind of quicksand anymore. But you never see anyone put the knife in their mouth and then dive into the river. There was a lot of that going on when I was growing up.

1:16:29🔗 Slipknot You never see them throw the gun anymore either when it's out of bullets. Toss the gun at them.

1:16:33🔗 Drew Yeah. They click, click, chuck it at them. Yeah. The guy's coming at them in a tank. I always love that. The bullets are bouncing off. They do that to Superman a lot. There's like they empty a whole clip from a nine millimeter. He ricochets off his chest. Now they think they're going to throw the gun at him. That'll stop him.

1:16:51🔗 Slipknot Put a nice knot on his head and knock him out.

1:16:53🔗 Adam What was the other thing we thought of last week? There's something else that we'd. Oh no. All right.

1:16:58🔗 Drew We're going to. Not splitting the room in half when you get into an argument. No, no.

1:17:02🔗 Adam There's a new one we came up with.

1:17:03🔗 Drew Benedict Arnold? Benedict Arnold, no. Not calling someone a Benedict Arnold.

1:17:07🔗 Adam We'll think of it during the song.

1:17:09🔗 Drew But putting the knife in the mouth and diving into the body of water was a real hip thing to do a few years ago. And nobody puts their knife in their mouth and jumps in the lake anymore. And I'd like to see some more of that. That's like the manliest thing you can do. I could hold the knife in my hand, but I got to dive. It certainly doesn't make sense to dive with a knife in your hand.

1:17:31🔗 Slipknot You can't get proper form in everything.

1:17:33🔗 Drew You should put it in your mouth.

1:17:35🔗 Slipknot It's a balancing thing.

1:17:37🔗 Drew It just seems like you're asking for trouble if you put a knife in your mouth and jump head first in almost anything. All right, we're going to hear something from Slipknot now. You have purity cleaned up over there, Anderson? Yeah? All right. Yeah. Let's hear it. Oh, Korn, I ran into John, I'm talking about John from System Up and Down. All right, where the hell, Slipknot is our guest tonight. You can find them performing that song at Knott's Berry Farm this weekend at the Good Time Jamboree Theater. Bring the kitties. All right. We will hop back on the phones. Slipknot is the name of the CD, by the way, if you haven't gotten it yet. Jason, you're 25.

1:22:36🔗 Adam You heard a little preview from Jason.

1:22:37🔗 Drew That's right. So you're with a girl. Was this your girlfriend or just a girl?

1:22:41🔗 Caller No, I met that girl that night. All right.

1:22:44🔗 Drew You had some sex.

1:22:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:46🔗 Drew Then when you're looking for her panties the following day. Yes. Was she able to, I know she didn't find her dignity, but did you ever find her panties?

1:22:57🔗 Caller She ended up finding them.

1:22:58🔗 Drew Nice.

1:22:59🔗 Caller How I found the spot was because she, we were laying there all morning long. She didn't want to move or anything. I didn't get the clue. So I got up, I went in the kitchen, and she gets up, she goes, I can't find my panties and runs into the bathroom. So I go, I'm going to try to be a gentleman after this one night stand. Right. Go in there and look at the end of the bed. When I pull the covers back, this big old wet spot, so I'm thinking, first thing I'm thinking, she peed in the bed or she did.

1:23:24🔗 Drew Yeah. Was she drinking?

1:23:26🔗 Caller Well, yeah, we were drinking a little bit the night before, but I don't think it was that much because she drove over my house.

1:23:32🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, listen, she probably just had a little accident in the sleep. You didn't feel anything when you were having sex, did you?

1:23:39🔗 Caller No.

1:23:40🔗 Drew All right. So she wet the bed.

1:23:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:23:42🔗 Caller It was obviously on her side of the bed.

1:23:44🔗 Adam But maybe she had a female ejaculate. Maybe it was three feet. Maybe it was three feet when he went to bed.

1:23:48🔗 Drew Yeah. I don't think Jason is that good.

1:23:49🔗 Slipknot No one gets that lucky, dude.

1:23:51🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:23:51🔗 Caller I was hoping that maybe she was having some dreams for the rest of the night. And, you know, about our little encounter and maybe...

1:23:59🔗 Adam Maybe that happened during the encounter.

1:24:02🔗 Caller I think I would have felt it on...

1:24:03🔗 Drew Yeah. He would have felt that.

1:24:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:06🔗 Drew All right. All right.

1:24:07🔗 Slipknot Jason, she pissed herself.

1:24:09🔗 Adam Okay.

1:24:09🔗 Caller So now then, I know... Is Dr. Drew there tonight?

1:24:12🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm here. I'm here.

1:24:13🔗 Caller Is there a psychological reason for this or what's going on, you know?

1:24:17🔗 Adam No.

1:24:17🔗 Caller It just happened one other time.

1:24:19🔗 Adam We happened to have had him a couple of times.

1:24:20🔗 Drew Yeah. Listen, I've urinated my bed, I don't know, as recently as a year. Oh, what day is it, Sunday? No, it was about a year and a half or something. I do it like once every four years.

1:24:34🔗 Adam Yeah, that's good.

1:24:35🔗 Drew Yeah. I dream on the toilet.

1:24:39🔗 Adam Oh, you dream of your gladiator or something?

1:24:41🔗 Drew I had a dream. I was doing battle, like a fjord, you know, with the gladiator stuff. And I was out front of a castle. And I remember thinking, oh man, I got a whiz. And I slayed these guys. It was great. I killed these Vikings or something. And I remember the funny part about the dream was I was trying to get my night outfit off so I could take a leak out in front of the drawbridge. And it was weird because here's the beauty of dreams. I didn't put the night outfit on in my dream. I was in it. Oh yeah. So I didn't know how it got on me. So I didn't know if there was velcro or zipper or strap or buckle or hasp or something. Screwdriver. I remember just thinking, I got to get this stuff off. And I somehow lowered my iron underpants and pulled my breastplate up. And I was just whizzing out in front of this castle. I was thinking, oh, this is good. Oh man, this is good. I just got done running a bunch of guys through with a sword. Now I'm peeing on their corpse basically. And it was great. And then I realized I was with a woman and in bed. And I was peeing on her. You got the wench. Essentially. Yeah, I was peeing on Maid Marion. And it was not good. It was not good at that point. And then the aftermath was bad too because it was like, flip the mattress and, you know, when you wet your bed, especially in front of a woman, they become mom and you become kid. Like immediately. You can't, you cannot salvage any dignity when you've just got done peeing on a woman. It's like, unless she asks for it. I mean, then you're in charge.

1:26:12🔗 Slipknot Yeah, but I mean, it's like that's happening in Europe.

1:26:14🔗 Drew You're like, it's like, it's like, wake up, wake up. And it's like, I made messy. She's like, all right, go over there. And I'm like literally standing in the corner, change your underpants. OK, can I wear the granimals? And you're like, I got to flip the mattress. I got to make the bed. And then for the next, we were together for like another six months and it was humiliating because every night before we went to bed, it was like, did you use the bathroom? And the worst part is to be like 4.30 in the afternoon, I'd have a beer and she'd be like, you sure it's a good idea? Oh my God, Jesus Christ. Yeah, what's a bed once? Come on.

1:26:51🔗 Slipknot Our percussion is he peed on our DJ on the bus.

1:26:54🔗 Drew Oh really?

1:26:55🔗 Slipknot A couple tours ago.

1:26:56🔗 Drew Was he asleep?

1:26:57🔗 Slipknot Yeah, he was sleeping. He sleeps right above our DJ.

1:27:01🔗 Drew Nice.

1:27:01🔗 Slipknot He climbed out and I don't know, I guess thought our DJ was in the toilet.

1:27:06🔗 Slipknot He lifted up the mattress, stuck his tool between the mattress and like the bunk, decided to hose Sid down a little bit. Sid got up and pitched a huge fit and it was a great story.

1:27:15🔗 Drew Was he drunk?

1:27:16🔗 Slipknot Oh yeah.

1:27:17🔗 Drew Oh yeah. He thought it was mine. Yeah.

1:27:18🔗 Slipknot Completely drunk.

1:27:19🔗 Drew Yeah. We were just talking about that last week. Drew's roommate in college lifted the lid on the turntable of your apartment and started urinating on the stereo. Cause it's like a toilet seat. It's excellent. I love that.

1:27:33🔗 Adam But anyway, Jason, to answer your question, you don't need to sort of enlist any significant psychopathologist as far as that goes, especially for women, because you irritate that whole area and sometimes you get a little urine or urethritis or a urinary infection going.

1:27:44🔗 Drew Oh, who cares?

1:27:45🔗 Adam And they can kind of lose things more easily. Forget it.

1:27:46🔗 Drew Who cares? All right. We're going to take a little break. Slipknot is our guest tonight. We'll be back after this.

1:28:27🔗 Caller Hi, this is Violent J.

1:28:29🔗 Slipknot And this is Shaggy Too Dope.

1:28:31🔗 Drew From the Insane Clown Posse.

1:28:34🔗 Slipknot And you're listening to Loveline with Adam Carolla.

1:28:37🔗 Caller And Dr. Drew.

1:28:41🔗 Drew That is the Arch-Anime Slipknot, the Insane Clown Posse. Yeah, they find them scary too. They came in here in wrestling masks and scared us. Phone number, oh, forget about the phone number. We don't need your calls anymore. Joey, Paul, and James are all here from Slipknot, one, two, and four. I mentioned that Ann had, we have some highlights of days that have already passed. So I'm nice and confused. But you can see them tomorrow in Tucson, then Albuquerque on Tuesday, and then Wednesday in Denver. And they'll be in Gotham on the 15th. That's tomorrow. They'll be at the Convention Center in Albuquerque, and then in Denver, they'll be playing the Fillmore Auditorium. Where'd we do? We went to Denver once, didn't we?

1:29:36🔗 Adam University of Colorado.

1:29:37🔗 Drew Right. Oh, yeah. That's the place where I told the guy, make sure and send me a picture. Yeah. What was that, about four years ago? Brandon?

1:29:45🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

1:29:45🔗 Drew You're 25.

1:29:46🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

1:29:46🔗 Drew What's up?

1:29:47🔗 Caller How you doing? Good.

1:29:49🔗 Caller Thanks.

1:29:51🔗 Caller This question is for Slipknot.

1:29:53🔗 Caller Going to see you tomorrow here in Tucson. Love the band. My question was, I want to know what the little deal you guys are doing at the end of your CD is. You guys are getting all crazy. I'm not too sure what that is.

1:30:05🔗 Slipknot The thing is, with this type of a show, it would be great to tell you actually, to actually let out the secret.

1:30:09🔗 Caller Is that right?

1:30:10🔗 Slipknot Yeah. But the fact is, that's one thing we keep absolutely secret. We'd probably get kicked out of here too and be banned from radio for life.

1:30:18🔗 Drew It's true.

1:30:19🔗 Caller Okay, I have to use my imagination, so I don't know.

1:30:22🔗 Slipknot Yeah, just listen, listen very closely.

1:30:25🔗 Drew All right, Brandon, you'll be there tomorrow night?

1:30:28🔗 Caller Yes, sir, you know it.

1:30:29🔗 Drew How's the venue?

1:30:30🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

1:30:31🔗 Drew The venue, the Gotham, how's the theater there?

1:30:35🔗 Caller Actually, it's a combination between another club, it's kind of a country western bar. I heard that you were supposed to be playing on that stage, none of the country stuff playing on during that show, but the stuff over at the country bar is like a bigger stage.

1:30:49🔗 Caller So I thought you guys were going to play there.

1:30:51🔗 Drew I think number seven plays a cider jug, if memory serves in the band. Is that true?

1:30:58🔗 Adam Six is washboard.

1:30:59🔗 Drew Six is washboard. Five is that wash tub bass thing.

1:31:05🔗 Slipknot That one string.

1:31:08🔗 Slipknot The funny thing is the next record, they'll probably have something like that to play on.

1:31:13🔗 Drew What was that? Is that just one string? What is that?

1:31:16🔗 Adam On a broomstick.

1:31:17🔗 Drew Is that a real instrument or is that just country bare jamboree?

1:31:22🔗 Slipknot I play bass and I couldn't tell you.

1:31:25🔗 Drew You've never seen the one string wash tub.

1:31:27🔗 Slipknot We've been watching the Waltons too much or something.

1:31:29🔗 Drew I swear to God, I think the country bare jamboree.

1:31:32🔗 Slipknot You never see that on TV anymore.

1:31:34🔗 Slipknot It's a Beverly Hill one.

1:31:34🔗 Drew No, you missed that. People playing cleaning utensils. People now apparently play instruments. When I grew up, they're playing spoons and wash tubs and things.

1:31:45🔗 Caller Wash tubs.

1:31:48🔗 Drew All right. Christina?

1:31:50🔗 Yes.

1:31:50🔗 Drew You're 17.

1:31:51🔗 Caller What's up? Actually, about two and a half, three weeks ago, I had met a guy over at a place where I had my stereo installed in my car. He's older than me. We were talking and everything. We became pretty good friends over the past few weeks. We flirt and everything. He tells me that he likes me, but then I found out that he's married.

1:32:11🔗 Adam How did you find that out?

1:32:12🔗 Caller He told me.

1:32:14🔗 Adam In what context did he tell you? Was it like this thing could never work out because I'm married?

1:32:19🔗 Caller No, because I guess they've been together for a while, but they each do their own thing and they have a lot of problems. I don't know what to do because I like him a lot.

1:32:28🔗 Drew I would love to do a split screen one day when I'm listening to a married guy's rap. It's like, we have a very open relationship. Our deal is, do what you want, just don't bring it home and don't tell the other person about it. My wife's completely cool with what I do. I'd love to have a split screen with the look on her face when this guy's given the rap about how they had discussion about their open marriage and about everything was cool, and they should all just be acting out and having a good time. But I'm sure she's not down with that. Yeah. What was I just talking to? Jenna?

1:33:04🔗 Adam Christina.

1:33:04🔗 Drew Oh, Christina. That's right. Hold on a second there. Christina?

1:33:07🔗 Caller Yes.

1:33:07🔗 Drew Now, how old is this guy?

1:33:09🔗 Caller He's 25.

1:33:11🔗 Slipknot Did he steal your stereo?

1:33:13🔗 Drew He installs stereos, right? Yeah. He's taking the world by storm, this guy. He's a young prodigy. All right. Why don't you just find a guy who's not married?

1:33:26🔗 Caller See, that's another thing. He's trying to find somebody for me, but yet...

1:33:31🔗 Drew So he can film it?

1:33:34🔗 Adam I doubt he's a good guy. He's 25, you're 17, he's married. Not the kind of thing you really want to be involved with.

1:33:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:42🔗 Drew Why don't you just find a nice guy in high school?

1:33:44🔗 Caller No, I'm not in school anymore.

1:33:46🔗 Adam Should you be in high school?

1:33:47🔗 Caller No, I graduated already.

1:33:49🔗 Drew I see. And what are you doing now?

1:33:52🔗 Caller Right now? Nothing.

1:33:55🔗 Drew It's always bad when people go, right now or currently. Currently is always bad too, like when you go, where are you employed, Bob? Currently, Phil. It's always like, okay, it's either laundry mat or nothing. You're never gonna get, currently, heading up a Fortune 500 company. You never get that. That's the version of right now. Well, right now, I'm kinda in between gigs. That's what follows right now. It's never right now and then great job. All right, so-

1:34:26🔗 Slipknot Checking out my options.

1:34:28🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah. I decided to take some time out. It's like, wait a minute, you're 17. I wanted to check out the market, see what direction it was heading. All right, Christina, find a nice 18-year-old guy who's unmarried and going to love you like he should. Forget about this guy. What was it? Anders.

1:34:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:34:48🔗 Drew You're 18. What's up?

1:34:49🔗 Caller Oh, not much. I'd like to say hi to Jim, Joey and Paul.

1:34:53🔗 Slipknot What's up?

1:34:55🔗 Caller I got a question for Drew, but first I want to thank you guys for making such a beautiful form of music. Thank you.

1:35:00🔗 Slipknot Thank you.

1:35:01🔗 Caller It's just some of the greatest stuff I've ever heard. It's so emotional and real. I just really appreciate the way you guys show respect to all your fans.

1:35:09🔗 Slipknot Yep. Without you guys, we ain't nothing, so thank you.

1:35:12🔗 Caller I mean, other bands don't, but you guys seem to. I mean, it's just so great.

1:35:16🔗 Slipknot You have to.

1:35:17🔗 Caller You've helped me out through so many hard times in my life. It's just a light to follow, you know.

1:35:22🔗 Slipknot Thanks. We really appreciate it.

1:35:25🔗 Drew Unlike the band, we don't like our fans, so what's the goddamn question?

1:35:29🔗 Caller Okay.

1:35:30🔗 Caller My question was for Drew. I was going to ask him how long the withdrawal effects from methamphetamines are last, not the physical ones, but more of the mental ones.

1:35:39🔗 Adam Yeah. The real withdrawal is just a couple of days. It's sort of a crash for people who get fatigued and moody, irritable, lots of cravings, but that mood lability and the paranoia and the cravings can go on for up to six months. Most of it settles down within four weeks.

1:35:55🔗 Caller Within four weeks?

1:35:56🔗 Adam Yeah, but it can go on for up to six months.

1:35:59🔗 Drew How long has it been for you?

1:36:01🔗 Caller I quit using crank about a year and a half ago.

1:36:04🔗 Adam No, that is no longer a withdrawal effect at that point.

1:36:09🔗 Caller Because I was seeing that counselor and she said she tried to put me on Paxil.

1:36:13🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:36:13🔗 Caller Because she said there was an imbalance in the serotonin.

1:36:16🔗 Adam Right. You can have damage from the amphetamine. That certainly can be caused by the drugs, but it's not a withdrawal symptom.

1:36:23🔗 Drew All right. Anders, go back and talk to somebody, will you? Okay. All right. All right, thanks. All right, take care. We're going to take a little break. We'll be right back after this.

1:36:36🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:37:14🔗 Drew All right, I'm making that up.

1:37:15🔗 Adam I'm no kidding.

1:37:17🔗 Drew All right, that is it. Everyone, go out and get the Slipknot CD, coincidentally entitled Slipknot. Thank you guys for coming in.

1:37:26🔗 Slipknot Thank you very much.

1:37:27🔗 Drew We had a good time with you and keep up the good work. Have fun in that bus going God knows where.

1:37:34🔗 Slipknot To Baker to the Dairy Queen.

1:37:35🔗 Drew That's right.

1:37:36🔗 Slipknot Bunboy.

1:37:37🔗 Drew World's second biggest Recl-A-Rolla thermometer. All right. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:37:44🔗 Caller Number one.

1:37:46🔗 Drew Well now.

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