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Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.
1:10🔗
Voiceover
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, the guest is the love that the two hosts find between each other.
1:34🔗
Adam
That's right. I love each and every one of them. Just as long as they play nice. Lit are not only a good band but a good bunch of guys. So they'll be in here tomorrow night. And then Stone Temple Pilots who I've never met.
1:55🔗
What do you mean big?
1:58🔗
Adam
Yeah. I'm a huge sea level star. Whatever. No. I've never met Stone Temple Pilots. So they'll be out here.
2:06🔗
Drew
Somebody came to me today and asked, what has Adam got to be miserable about? Why he sees so miserable all the time?
2:11🔗
Adam
That's the beauty of me. Let me tell you something. I have not let fame or fortune ruin my misery. I'm, no, you know, here's what I've done in my life. I've realized I'm not miserable. I'm just a little strung out right now because for instance.
2:34🔗
Adam
The Corollas. Well, you know how some families are allergic to certain substances and just runs in the blood?
2:49🔗
Adam
I mean, my dad was, it was and is a slacker for the most part. His father was a sort of no count musician who, you know, was barely employed, who let the, let mom do all the work and did some womanizing and was killed in a car crash on the way to a rare gig. You know, when my dad was like 16 or something like that. But I come from a long line of Italian male slackers. I should be sitting out front of some general store somewhere in Italy. Yeah. Like drunk by noon, like making cat calls and maybe playing like a little trumpet or a fiddle or something.
3:32🔗
Adam
Bocce ball at night and a good long four hour nap every day. Not because I'm tired from work, but because I'm loaded at 11.15 in the morning.
3:44🔗
Adam
Oh, well like tomorrow for instance, we're shooting Hanukkah with Goldberg, the famous wrestler.
3:53🔗
Adam
And he's going to kick some Santa ass by the way. But we got an eight o'clock call time tomorrow morning. And then tomorrow night is politically incorrect from the Playboy Mansion. That's for me. I think you're doing it another night. I hope you're doing it tomorrow night and I'm not doing it till Wednesday. But I'm pretty sure I'm doing it tomorrow night and you're doing it another night.
4:46🔗
Adam
We got to call Howard during the break or something and try to figure that out. But the point is is now you got me excited, you son of a bitch. I could possibly be getting out of something. But the point is is the Playboy, politically incorrect, films at 8.30 tomorrow night. So I was pretty much leave the house at 7.45, go on through. I'll be home at 12.30.
5:08🔗
That's 17 hours. No big deal.
5:11🔗
Adam
Feeling good. I'll get myself a nice six hours of miserable tormented sleep tonight. I like to torture myself because I don't sleep as well when I know that things are going off.
5:23🔗
Adam
That would be great, wouldn't it? Yeah. Nope. Mary, you're a 19. I do enjoy this show though. I really do.
5:31🔗
Drew
Yes, I do. Listen, the fact that we drag our butts in here, both was after long days and we are into it every night. Speaks for itself, I think. We were kind of into it. But you know what I mean?
5:41🔗
Adam
Listen, I'm not trying to get any sympathy or sound like some sort of prince, but I do feel compelled to say that I make plenty of money and should have quit this show a year and a half ago.
5:55🔗
Adam
We are. We certainly are. Mary? That's a damn lie and you know it. We're not into it every night, but two or three nights a week, we're into it. Let's be fair. Mary?
6:05🔗
Yes?
6:08🔗
I went to the doctor today because yesterday I had, like me and my boyfriend were having sex and our condom broke. I went to go get an morning after pill, but he just gave me a birth control pill and told me to take four of them today for tomorrow.
6:22🔗
Drew
That's what the morning after pill is. The morning after pill is just a birth control pill.
6:28🔗
Oh, it's okay then?
6:34🔗
Yeah, that's right.
6:35🔗
Drew
But you can also take Ovaral, Low Ovaral, Alas, even the Triphasic pills. You can take all these different pills and you just take them. It's the very point I always make about this pill. Not only does it work like the usual birth control pill, it is the birth control pill.
6:49🔗
Oh, I didn't see, because I was reading Glamour or whatever and it told me to call 1-800 or 1-800-8 not to...
6:56🔗
Drew
That's to get the prepackaged stuff. But it's a little less expensive sometimes if they've got the pill on hand just to give you the packages.
7:02🔗
Yeah, you have to be kidding me, but it's kind of like my doctor just gets you in and out, so I didn't know if he wasn't really listening to me.
7:12🔗
It's just the regular birth control pill package.
7:15🔗
I don't know.
7:17🔗
I don't even know. It's not even...
7:30🔗
Okay.
7:37🔗
There's like a little thing in it.
7:41🔗
Yeah. I'm like, what happens if, I don't know, if you don't want to get pregnant, like what you can do.
7:52🔗
Adam
Right behind a 14-page article called Blow Your Way to the Top, 25 tips to work your way up the corporate ladder through sexual means. Listen, I saw a Vogue lying around somewhere the other day and I just looked at the front and it was 10 erogenous zones he doesn't know about or for him. I started reading it. I started like thumbing through it. It was like underneath the armpit, along the upper arm, he'll go insane. It's like he'll go insane because he thinks he's going to get a BJ in five minutes. He's not going insane because you're musing with his bicep.
8:34🔗
Adam
He's going insane because he figures, listen, if this chick's licking my armpit, her mouth's going to be in my crotch in a matter of moments. He's not going to go insane. Believe me, I don't know who they test this crap out on by the way.
8:48🔗
Adam
They must. Let me tell you, the erogenous zone for the man is the penis. That's it. The small circles you do around the inner thigh, how the behind the knee is an erogenous zone and all that. Nonsense. Here's what behind the knee is good for. If the penis has been burnt off somehow, if there's some kind of oil pipe explodes and the guy's genitalia is completely destroyed and beyond repair, then start licking the inside of his knee.
9:22🔗
Adam
Not because you're going to get anything from the guy. Listen, at that point, you're cutting your losses, you're taking what you can get. But here's what I want to say as a guy, and I think I speak for all men. If you're not going to do anything except for lick the back side of the knee, then go ahead and lick the back side of the knee. Fine, I'll take the effort. But if you're working your way up to a BJ or some intercourse, get right to it. Do you know what I mean?
9:52🔗
Adam
Licking the inside of a knee. It's like saying, men love hamburgers, right? Yes. Well, what if we just took it and gave them half a pickle, and then a little crumble of ground beef, and then we spread a little dollop of mayo on their finger? They could consume the entire burger just sort of one little smear at a time. No. We want the whole goddamn thing, and we don't need five things going into it. We want one big fat thing we can put our mouth into. These are ridiculous articles. I'd love the guy who'd inspired this article. I'd love to talk to this guy. Ten erogenous, ten.
10:39🔗
Drew
Maybe that's where the glass ceiling is sort of created. Women are held down by this crap.
10:46🔗
Hey, how you doing?
10:48🔗
Yeah, Dr. Drew, I just want to congratulate you on drdrew.com.
10:52🔗
It's helped me out a lot of situations.
10:56🔗
Your free condoms too has helped me out a lot of sticky situations.
11:00🔗
Whatever you mean by that. I called you guys about a month ago. I'm the stalker guy, if you remember me. The 15-year-old was obsessed with his ex-girlfriend.
11:09🔗
Yeah.
11:12🔗
Go ahead.
11:12🔗
Yeah. Well, anyway, and you guys told me that it's nothing really to worry about. All is really done in the last month, it's gotten really, really worse.
11:23🔗
A couple of nights ago, I was digging through a trash.
11:26🔗
I don't know.
11:29🔗
I don't know what I was looking for, and it really is...
11:34🔗
She is 14 now.
11:39🔗
Yeah, that's kind of like what I discovered last night.
11:44🔗
Yeah.
11:52🔗
I never dated her.
11:54🔗
That's healthy.
11:56🔗
Adam
What is your ultimate goal? Would it be like a tampon or maxi pad? When you were going through the garbage, do you think you're going to find a piece of her ass or something in there? I mean, what are you going to find in there? You know what I mean?
12:09🔗
I really couldn't tell you because I didn't know what I was looking for.
12:14🔗
I came up with some old schoolwork of hers.
12:18🔗
That's about it.
12:21🔗
Anyway, my friends are even starting to be creeped out from me now. And I'm starting to get into that violent capacity. I've had a couple dreams and nightmares and stuff about doing that kind of stuff.
12:37🔗
Probably because I never had a relationship with it. That's probably why.
12:40🔗
Adam
Yeah, but then what about the rest of the women on the planet you've never had a relationship with?
12:44🔗
Well, I've never, I don't know. If I haven't really wanted them, then...
12:51🔗
Many times.
12:55🔗
She didn't say no, but she didn't say yes. She was kind of like, well, we'll see.
13:00🔗
Yeah, she does now. Because she heard me last time on the show.
13:04🔗
Oh, yeah, she did because she came up to me the next day at school and was pretty pissed.
13:09🔗
And she's probably listening right now.
13:16🔗
Go ahead.
13:18🔗
Yeah, what's up?
13:23🔗
Well, I'm giving everyone the creeps.
13:24🔗
Adam
All right. Well, you think you could get yourself a little help before you do something stupid?
13:29🔗
Well, where would I go to get that help?
13:35🔗
Where should I turn to?
13:39🔗
Adam
I'm starting to get something weird. I'm starting to get, maybe just last night or something, but I'm starting to get like a non-
13:47🔗
Drew
There's no, it's too matter of fact. There's no, no. I don't know. Let's assume it's real, which it may not be.
13:54🔗
Adam
No, no, you're right. I wasn't getting a true creepiness off him. I was getting a more creepy like he's making this up was the kind of creepiness I was getting. But on the other hand, he said she heard him on the radio.
14:07🔗
Drew
Maybe part of his story. I don't know. Be that as may, let's assume it's true. He needs, this may evolve into psychotic docking him. This is the real thing.
14:19🔗
Drew
If what he's describing is what he's doing, and there is no alternative for him. There's two alternatives, police intervention or medical intervention.
14:35🔗
Drew
He could try to start with his doctor. I'm sure the school system has got mental health services there, counseling services.
14:41🔗
Drew
He probably will need medication. But if he doesn't, he's going to have something with the law next. He has two choices.
14:48🔗
Adam
All right. So go to your school and get some counseling. You know what? I think schools are starting to become hip to this kind of stuff.
14:56🔗
Oh, yes.
15:02🔗
Adam
Well, no. Here's what counselors did. They went, Listen, this guy is going to Stanford. You might want to join the military.
15:11🔗
Adam
That's what a counselor was for. He helped you with your schedule. You never really, you didn't talk to him about anything, did you?
15:16🔗
Drew
But the kind of stocking that young males were doing really wasn't even known. I mean, adolescence had just been sort of invented a few years before.
15:25🔗
Adam
Your counselor was more of a warden than he was a counselor. Right. You were trying to avoid the guy, get you into trouble. Andrew?
15:31🔗
Yeah.
15:34🔗
Adam
And by the way, if my counselor, Mr. Tomey, is listening, kiss my ass. Ceramics major, please.
15:45🔗
Caller
For about a year and a half or so, I had a eating disorder. I would, a combination of bulimia, and I would just straight starve myself. I started eating again, and I went to, I'm seeing a psychiatrist. I'm not medicated because I pretty much refused to be. But my body, I gained a whole bunch of weight began what she said to me was because the body had been starved so bad now that it's storing, it's now storing food. My question is, when will it kind of go back to normal? When will my metabolism go back to normal?
16:25🔗
Drew
Well, there's two things that happens. We're using laxatives and that sort of thing also.
16:41🔗
Drew
Well, a lot of what the weight is right now is swelling. You notice your legs are swollen?
16:46🔗
Drew
Yeah. And that's a lot of the weight. So it's not so much that you're metabolically sort of so used to trying to cling to any calories that you serve up to your body. It's also that your fluid, your kidneys been not damaged, but stressed by all this. And now it just hangs on to fluid like crazy. And that takes one to three months to get better. So there's that fluid part. As far as the behavior of eating and the way in which your body deals with food stuff, again, that's about a three to six month deal to settle down. You've got to be followed by a dietician. That's part of treatment for your eating disorder. So you have real structured plants. You don't stay in those fluctuations of intake.
17:44🔗
She seemed to have had a good time.
17:46🔗
Adam
Yeah, read it. I didn't do anything with her. So you can read it out loud if you like. I don't care. When I was in Lake Havasu, like, what was I there, like three weeks ago? Yeah. We had a little party and this blonde girl...
18:08🔗
Adam
There's like a six foot one blonde 22 year old girl was sort of a... She had a little stalker in her, but she was friendly enough. And...
18:34🔗
Adam
Well, because I was sleeping. And you know what it's like when I leave at the end of the night for you?
18:41🔗
Drew
I know. Oh, my God. I just want to thank you for a night that I'll remember for the rest of my life.
18:46🔗
What happened?
18:50🔗
What the hell?
18:54🔗
Adam
Well, I know. I'll tell you everything you want to know. I think you've tried to get a hold of me. I can be kind of hard to reach sometimes.
19:03🔗
Adam
First off, I'm going to kill all the writers on the man show because I think you've tried to get a hold of me means they've been calling her.
19:14🔗
Adam
No. No. This is her. They just, well, we got to look into that. No. This is her. They've just been calling. I know they got her phone number. All right. Here's what happened. I went to Lake Havasu three weeks ago. We had a party the last night we were there. Basically, as luck would have it, 35 guys, 35 19-year-old guys, they all looked like Jeremy McGrath showed up and four chicks. She was one of the women. She just basically was like a deer in the headlights every time I was talking to her. It was weird. It was like out of a movie.
19:59🔗
Adam
Yeah. She was like, oh my God. Yeah. I usually don't get those kinds of fans. I get the one show you do is decent. The other one sucks.
20:16🔗
Adam
Yeah. I get the lukewarm fans. But she was really a fan. She just sat next to me the entire night just with her eyes wide open just staring at me the whole time. I was just being nice to her and talking to her, but she was like 6'1 and blonde and good looking, but I just didn't want to do anything with her because I thought she'd go nuts or something. I mean, I know that sounds weird, but what I mean is if I had kissed her, then she would have moved out to California. I really think so. So I did nothing. So 4 AM I decided to call the night. So I went into my room to go to bed and then at like 4.15, 4.30, the writers came and woke me up and said, she's crying out in the lobby of the hotel, you got to come talk to her. She's really upset, you know. So I got up and went out and talked to her for a couple of minutes and then I like gave her a hug and said, I'm going back to bed. And then I went back to bed and she went on to our bus. We had this like rock and roll tour bus and with some of the riders she ended up sleeping on the bus on one of the bunks and was up crying all night about me or something and then left in the morning before I got up. What do you see in Adam?
21:41🔗
Adam
Well she's real cute and seemed nice and everything, you know. Now listen, you know, Drew, I've seen your Stalker, just at 10 miles of bad road, 285 pounds. This is a, this one.
22:00🔗
By the way, your manager's called.
22:03🔗
Drew's in trouble.
22:11🔗
Ha, you're both off the hook actually, it's next week.
22:21🔗
Drew
You never freak me out like that again. I've never been late or missed anything in my life.
22:25🔗
Adam
Oh my God, we're just talking about politically incorrect. I thought I was going to Playboy Mansion and here's, you know it's time to kill yourself when the six one blonde 22 year old Stalker is really a thorn in your side. And yes, you don't have to go to Playboy Mansion tomorrow night. Yeah, go home, I can masturbate, need a TV dinner. Yeah.
22:46🔗
Adam
All right. All right, Drew, what do you say we celebrate by eating some microwave popcorn?
22:52🔗
Adam
Yeah, with pee. All right, we'll take a break. When we come back we'll speak to Rachel. I mean, I can live again.
23:01🔗
Adam
Release. Rachel, 18, heard that alcohol reduces the effectiveness of birth control. We'll talk to her about that after that. Yeah, it's the Loveline of Adam Corolla, the newly rejuvenated, I should say, Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, the off the hook Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, and Lit in here tomorrow night, Stone Temple Pilots in here Wednesday night, and Busy Phillips in here Thursday night. So plenty going on, except for tonight, of course. Rachel.
24:14🔗
Yeah.
24:16🔗
I was just wondering if alcohol reduces the effect of birth control pills and what does?
24:23🔗
Like what reduces the effect of them?
24:30🔗
Drew
If you used it heavily, it could, but I don't know that it's ever been measured, how much it really affects. You would sure expect that if it significantly lowered its effectiveness, you'd see a lot more problems on college campuses and that sort of thing.
24:43🔗
I also, one of my professors said that St. John's wort does also.
24:51🔗
Okay, so is that like an antidepressant or something?
24:57🔗
It's only if you like take a lot of it though, right?
25:02🔗
Well, any type of like alcohol or...
25:12🔗
Adam
You take the pill, you know, smoke a little weed, have a beer in the park once in a while. All right, baby.
26:00🔗
Adam
Yeah. That was a good time. It was a good dinner. I remember it was a nice. Oh, wait, that train station? Now, I'm thinking of something else.
26:22🔗
I just have the situation. Okay?
26:26🔗
Kind of a weird situation.
26:28🔗
Well, me and my fiance were going out for about two years and he- long story. I'll make a long story short.
26:44🔗
He had an Internet problem, if you know what I mean.
26:50🔗
And he had gone home- he had gone home to visit his family and he had happened to go to a bar. And some guy was wanting to know if he wanted to make a video to make some money. So he came home and I had no idea what was going on. And he ended up making a video with my video camera of people in their rooms, things like having sex and things like that. And then going on the internet and having net meetings with other girls and things like that. And he made a video of himself doing things to himself and things like that. And we have a two-year-old daughter.
27:35🔗
And he's acting like nothing happened. And he's acting like a real jerk. And I was just wondering what you guys thought, how I should handle this situation.
27:59🔗
And he's not the kind of person, okay, he's a very like normal person. He had a problem. You know, he had a problem, you know, he's not like a weirdo or anything like that.
28:11🔗
No, I don't think so.
28:13🔗
All right.
28:18🔗
And he went to counseling and things like that.
28:21🔗
I don't think it's a child pornography problem.
28:30🔗
Sexual...
28:31🔗
Adult sexual.
28:36🔗
No.
28:38🔗
He's perfectly normal in any other way. I had no idea.
28:42🔗
We were together for about two or three years.
28:45🔗
Drew
One of my concerns is that people who are sexual compulsive very frequently or not infrequently have been sexually abused in childhood. People who are sexually abused in childhood have about a 60 percent chance of abusing children.
29:01🔗
Adam
I know that sounds, hold on, 60 sounds bad, but it still means there's a 40 percent chance he's not going to rape your daughter.
29:15🔗
Adam
But hold on, Tana, your antenna ain't so good. Right. Because you had a kid with this guy, he was your fiance, and you just got done saying that for years, you had no idea what he was like.
29:40🔗
Adam
So your gut feeling on guys, whether, hey, listen, if I don't think he was safe enough for my daughter, I wouldn't, you ain't a good yardstick to measure people by, are you?
30:11🔗
Caller
I'm not trying to defend it, but just because he's a sex addict doesn't mean he's going to abuse a child.
30:18🔗
Adam
But listen, what would you rather leave your guy off with, a sex addict or an arsonist? I'd go arsonist. Hey, wait in the car while I burn down this apartment building.
30:32🔗
Drew
Go ahead, Drew. Well, the question is, Tana, the question is- Hey, listen, the question is, this is what will determine the probability of this guy being that kind of person is, were you sexually abused as a child?
30:51🔗
Caller
No, I don't know that for sure but I'm pretty sure that has nothing to do with children.
31:03🔗
Caller
Believe me, I'm a good mother and I'm a good sense of people. I know. Believe me, I would not-
31:09🔗
Adam
Listen, I don't think you're giving yourself credit when you say good sense. I'd say impeccable. You are engaged to a sex addict and a kid with him.
31:25🔗
Caller
Believe me, I've gone through what all you guys are saying. Okay. I just wanted to know what I should do now.
31:43🔗
Adam
Very good. All right. Just be more careful next time. That's all. He's in counseling. Fine.
31:57🔗
Adam
All right. Okay. Bye-bye. She called because she seemed like she had concerns until we brought up her concerns, and then she didn't have the concerns anymore.
32:09🔗
Adam
Well, just because you bring a couple of strangers back to your house and videotape them having sex and-
32:17🔗
Adam
Hold on. Set the camera up on yourself and your film doing things to yourself. Quote, things to yourself. That suggests that there may be some problem emotionally.
32:35🔗
Adam
Maybe some problem. And then the next sentence out of he videotaped himself doing things to himself is, I'm a pretty good judge of character. And listen everybody, here's my thing. It doesn't take 10 things to make you nuts in my book. One will do. You kill somebody, fine. You're nuts or you're dangerous. You know what I mean? It's just one thing. Videotaping yourself doing things to yourself, done. Something's up. The one thing, I don't care if everything else you do under the sun is perfect. And in accordance with the Bible, that one thing, deal breaker. That's enough. You videotape yourself doing things to yourself and put it out on the Internet. Fine. Good enough reason not to be alone with the little girl.
33:28🔗
Oh my gosh. You know, I don't mean to gush, but I really have to say that you guys are really incredible. And Dr. Drew, you deserve so much thanks for what you do in your website.
33:41🔗
And I really appreciate you guys a lot. I've been listening to you for years, so.
33:45🔗
Adam
What do you see in Adam? What about what about my web website? I'm napping f off.com. Have you checked that one out?
33:55🔗
No, but I've seen the man show.
34:11🔗
Adam
I should protect or freeze her or something for the future. Annie, what's up there, Diana?
34:17🔗
Basically, I've been struggling with anorexia for about four years now, and I don't remember being able to eat normally, and I wonder if people really get over this.
34:40🔗
Drew
No. It's something they have to deal with to a more or less degree of intensity over time. In other words, there may be periods of time when you don't think about it as you're eating normally, but stressors come on, your mood starts to have problems, and all of a sudden, here comes this thing again. It may go on for long periods of time, and you've got to constantly have ways of dealing with it to keep it in remission.
35:05🔗
Drew
Whether it's going to support groups, or meeting with a therapist, and or meeting with a dietician, having a lot of structure around really helps.
35:12🔗
Drew
All right. It's like dealing with any other chronic conditions sometimes. You just have blood pressure problem or something else. You'd have to be treated regularly for it.
35:23🔗
Drew
Don't feel bad about having it. This disease is all about feeling bad about yourself, okay? So don't heap that on top of already feeling bad.
35:33🔗
Okay.
35:43🔗
Yeah.
35:44🔗
Bye.
35:46🔗
Okay.
35:52🔗
Adam
I would say that everybody has some food issue. Yeah. And it's just like one to ten. Yeah. Some people are ten. No one is below one. Most people are probably three and a half or four.
36:06🔗
Adam
There's not a person I know doesn't think, ah, jeez, I shouldn't be eating that or I eat too much of that.
36:26🔗
Drew
No, but that's right. That people do have... It's like there's a threshold afterwards so it becomes a disorder.
36:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, there's other forms of substance abuse. There's people that have never had a drink or never done a line of coke. This is something that everyone does and that I think everybody has some issues about and at one time or another. And it's just a matter of where the threshold is. Jessica?
37:22🔗
Adam
Because we got to take a break. And then we're going to come back. And don't stab anybody. We're only going to be gone for like four minutes. OK? OK. All right. Then we'll tell you what you need to do. Uh-huh. All right. All right. Jessica's on hold over there. We'll take a little break. Drew, do you have to start gearing down, slamming the coffee mug, the headphones are off? You're backing out of here. You're out.
38:31🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Just let a world-class fart go in here about 30 seconds ago. But no smell, just all sound. Right, Drew?
38:43🔗
Adam
That's right. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. When we left off, again, lit in here tomorrow night, and then Stone Temple Pilots in here Wednesday. When we left off, we were speaking to Jessica. Jessica's 15. She obsesses over knives a little bit.
39:35🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. Kind of the way it happens. All right. So what happened with the one time when you thought about stabbing somebody?
39:47🔗
Caller
There was some girl I didn't like and I don't know. She just caught on my nerves. So I got a knife and I was going to go chase her, but they stopped me.
40:03🔗
Adam
It's not going to work out well, you and the knives thing. It's not a not a happy marriage.
40:10🔗
Adam
Yeah. Be careful who you're hanging out with. And listen, you got to get a little counseling if this anger thing is going to be too much. Here's the deal. It's just it's not going to be good for you and it's not going to be good for whoever you stab. But ultimately, it's going to screw you up.
40:26🔗
Drew
It may feel good in the moment to sort of release all that anger in some way, but understand that you have to numb up a lot of other parts of yourself in order to carry that out. And those are the parts that are hurting so badly and are causing all this rage in the first place.
41:04🔗
Adam
Listen, I'm telling you, I've been around boxers my whole life. They're amongst the mellower people you're ever going to want to meet.
41:13🔗
Adam
Yeah, they're killers, but they're so, listen, if you beat the crap out of one of those heavy bags for an hour a day, you're done. I mean, it's all out, whatever it is. You got kind of rung like a sponge, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, seriously, I know it sounds kind of ridiculous, but what about swinging a heavy bag in the garage or something and banging on that half hour a day?
41:37🔗
Adam
Or just going for a five-mile run or something. I mean, you got to like blow off steam. It does help you, especially if you're angry.
41:57🔗
Adam
I would. Yeah. Why don't you talk to a counselor at school? Just tell her, just say you find yourself thinking angry thoughts sometimes and you don't like that.
42:10🔗
All right.
42:28🔗
Drew
That is pretty heavy, Jessica. How are you going to function in the world without some ability to join society?
42:33🔗
Adam
You're not homeschooled, are you? No. What do your parents think about you not going to school?
42:43🔗
Adam
Hey, Jessica. You're going to have to take care of yourself a little bit here. You're going to have to see about getting back in school.
42:52🔗
Adam
Your parents may not care, unfortunately. And I know that's the source of some of your anger.
43:06🔗
Adam
You're going to have to take care of yourself. I'm sorry. But don't take care of yourself by stabbing somebody.
43:29🔗
Adam
North Vietnamese. Not all, not all Vietnamese. It's important to make that distinction. So the South Vietnamese, those were our allies. All right. Nicole?
43:41🔗
Hi.
43:43🔗
Caller
Yeah. My boyfriend, I just lost my virginity, and he wants to have anal sex, but I heard that it's outlawed in Tucson, and I want to know if that's true.
43:52🔗
Adam
Yeah. Federal Marshal's going to bust right out of your closet the second he enters you.
44:10🔗
Drew
By the way, would you like to be the state senator that stands up and goes, excuse me, I have a motion?
44:21🔗
Adam
But listen, there's a lot of stuff that says, when you're elected to city government, you get a pig. You know what I mean? It was put there with the best of intentions 140 years ago. It just seems a little dated now.
45:40🔗
Caller
I think you're so attractive. I know all the girls' cons say Adam's cute, but I think you're really attractive.
46:03🔗
I'm here.
46:05🔗
Caller
Yeah. I just had a question about one of my friends at work had been discussing the option of her getting breast implants, and she was saying that insurance only covers breast reductions if you have back problems. And that's something that I've been experiencing the last year and a half about. And I did not know if it was true, and if it is possible to go about doing it. I am 18 if it's possible to go about doing it without family finding out until obviously they'd find out after, but the whole process of going through it.
47:01🔗
Adam
I ain't Helen Gurley Brown here, you know? You say 5'6, 7'8. I expect the next word to be Shemeel Shamozal. I don't know what the 5, 6, 7, 8 means. So, what do you want? How much do you weigh?
48:26🔗
Adam
Oh, is that? No, I swear my back is killing. What is it when you got the lower back pain, but it's quite a bit off the one side.
48:57🔗
Adam
No, I just screwing around the house all day yesterday. All right. Where the hell are we? Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1. I just stood up and drew a potion on my back, by the way. 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1.
49:21🔗
Adam
Everyone gets sore doing that but me. But if I walk down a flight of stairs, I get sore. Lindsay? All right. So 18. Yeah. 34D.
50:02🔗
Caller
Yeah. And it's, it's just really uncomfortable. And it's, my back has been giving me a lot, a lot of problems lately.
50:12🔗
Caller
Um, shoulders more of. My shoulders just really slump, and it hurts more to kind of sit straight up.
50:19🔗
Drew
That's the deal with needing breast reduction for that kind of symptom. But why don't you want to tell your family?
50:26🔗
Caller
I don't know. I just don't, they know I've had back problems, but they have, they have never really related it to this.
50:32🔗
Drew
And what if you went in and had somebody go in with you to see the doctor, discuss with the doctor the probability that it's from your breast, and let the sort of discussion flow from there, let the doctor present the options?
50:51🔗
Caller
I would be under my parents, but I would wait until it's undermined. Through work I get insurance.
51:03🔗
Caller
Just more out of, I think, embarrassment, I guess. There's really nothing there to be embarrassed about.
51:12🔗
Caller
Nothing. I mean, we're really close, but I just would, this would be something kind of embarrassing.
51:18🔗
Adam
All right. But if you're really close, this is a legitimate procedure. Yeah. It's not like you're getting a glit ring or something. You need them to come in and sign off on it.
51:42🔗
Adam
Bye-bye. Send a picture. All right. Let's keep moving and talk to Cheryl. Cheryl's 14. Cheryl?
51:54🔗
Adam
I feel like I'm going to get into trouble. Do you get that when someone's dad's in the room? It's like, oh boy, like I'm 15 and calling her from the tree house or something.
52:09🔗
Let her.
52:20🔗
Adam
You know what's funny? When you travel a lot and you turn on the local news, I always look at it and go, ah, it's not the real news. It doesn't feel real. It feels like when you're watching a movie and there's a new segment in it, they got a guy that looks just like a newscaster, a chick of sort of unknown yet suspect nationality sitting there. I always wonder, it just always feels like I'm watching a movie. Therefore, I don't believe the news. Then they start talking about, they'll go, there was a shooting today at a Pensalken Mall. I'll go, I don't know where that is. It doesn't exist. All right, Cheryl, where are you calling from?
53:06🔗
Drew
Vancouver. Mental note, what's with the obedient dad? Hey dad, leave him. I'm talking on the phone.
53:29🔗
Drew
That's more like it. By the way, if he leaves, he's going to be sitting right outside the door listening.
53:43🔗
Adam
You bust your ass all day, you put a roof over his head, you put food in his mouth, and he repays you with this kind of sass? Son of a bitch.
53:55🔗
Caller
Okay. I'm a clinical depressant, and I take Paxil. I forgot to take it for a couple of days, and I've been getting really dizzy.
54:05🔗
Drew
Oh, he has awful Paxil withdrawal. Yeah. Dizziness is the experience people have. You've got to take that medicine.
54:16🔗
Drew
That's one of the reasons I don't like. Paxil is a good medication for certain things, but I've always prescribed with great concern because the withdrawal is very uncomfortable.
54:28🔗
Caller
Yeah, but the thing is, it doesn't work. I'm not feeling any change. I'm always unhappy.
54:37🔗
Drew
Well, you made a different medication, but you've got to come off very slowly. At least go down to 10 milligrams first.
54:47🔗
Caller
All right. And then my other question is I'm bisexual and there's my girlfriend that I was going out with for about two months. She killed herself. She's a slut and it was really sudden because her and me were really happy and I don't think I'm sexual anymore. I mean, I'm completely turned off to girls. I can't stand to be around them. And I don't even want to be friends with them barely anymore. And I don't know what to do.
55:21🔗
Drew
Well, it's understandable after having a huge loss like that, that you'd have a change in your feelings or ability to tolerate being around people to remind you of that girlfriend. But look, all we know here, Cheryl, is that you are very confused.
55:33🔗
Drew
You don't know what you are. And you're 14. Why don't you just be nothing for a little while? Why don't you be a kid?
55:38🔗
Caller
But that's the whole thing. For a while I thought I was a lesbian and now I don't like either one.
55:46🔗
Adam
Yes. Just being that asexuality purgatory, that androgynous eunuch purgatory that Drew resides in for a few years.
56:00🔗
Adam
Listen, you're 14, baby. Drew, what the hell were you doing at 14? You know what I mean? Were you making declarations about your sexual proclivity?
56:12🔗
Adam
No. I was 14. I sat down, I took a good long look down the road and I thought, I'm not going to, the Puntang path is thousands of miles down this road. I do not run into the Puntang cross section for many, many, many miles. So I'll just going to look at the ground and walk. I mean, here's what I want to say and forgive me for sounding old fashioned, but we talk to people all night long, 13, 14, 15 years old. They want to know about threesomes, they want to know about anal sex, they're bisexual, they're gay. There's a lot of questions that need answering this week about their sexuality. Here's the thing, when you're 14, when you're 13, even 15, you're not supposed to have a sexuality. I mean, yeah, you beat off a little bit. Sure, you got a picture of 98 degrees up in your bedroom to look at and fantasize about at night if you're some young girl or whatever, but that's kind of it. Whether you're lesbian or not, we'll figure, you got years to figure, I mean, you might as well pick out a major for college while you're picking out a sexuality at 14. Just forget it. I know all you women think you're gonna be veterinarians, by the way, because you love horses so much. That's my favorite part about reading any bio on a model or playmate or anything like this. Wanted to be a vet. It's what stupid chicks do to make themselves seem smart. Studied to be a veterinarian. Let me translate, studied to be a veterinarian. Wanted to be a veterinarian in the seventh grade and attended the seventh grade. You know what I mean? Therefore, through sort of process of elimination because you have to complete the seventh grade in order to move on to become a veterinarian, was training to be a veterinarian in the seventh grade. The fact that she dropped out of tenth grade of high school is neither here nor there.
58:14🔗
Drew
Was it Robin Givens? It drives Drew insane because she's a medical student, freshman chemistry, college, is it?
58:25🔗
Adam
Drives Drew insane because every third supermodel we have on the TV show on her bio says was pre-med. Listen, I was pre-med before I started cleaning carpets.
58:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, I was pre-pirate, pre-med, and pre-professional football player. I've been pre-everything in my life. All right. Now I'm just a little premature. Let's talk to Elise. Elise?
58:52🔗
I'm here.
58:55🔗
Caller
I'm going to try and make this as simple as possible. A couple of years ago, I met my boyfriend, and we had a great relationship. I got HPV.
59:08🔗
Caller
I didn't know I had it. At first, I went for an annual, and they said that I had pre-cancer cells.
59:27🔗
Caller
Because I went to Planned Parenthood. I did the whole going and having cryo and all that. And then much later, they found out I had HPV. So they've treated it all. It's all pretty much under wraps. But in the whole process of that, a lot went wrong. We moved in together. Our house burned down to the ground in the middle of the night. We moved out of there. We lost everything. And he started drinking a lot. In the last year, it burned down May 1st of last year. And in the last year, he's probably put on 45 or 50 pounds. And he's working 70 hours a week. So he's extremely stressed out. Our sex life is out of all that stuff. Our sex life is the reason I'm calling. When we got together, we had an incredible sex life. Now, it's maybe once a week and he's...
1:00:29🔗
Caller
But he's very sensitive about it because he's gotten... He's developed a problem with his stamina.
1:00:39🔗
Caller
Well, I put that to the weight problem. I don't know what it is, but I mean sex now lasts about a minute to a minute and a half. And he says he's really tender to the touch afterwards. Like, there's not going to be any, you know, after play or whatever. That's it.
1:00:56🔗
Adam
Well, now hold on there. You get a minute and a half a week. What are you complaining about?
1:01:12🔗
Caller
No. And I've talked to him about getting counseling because it's been such a stressful past year.
1:01:29🔗
Caller
I mean, it's not stressful in the sense if you look at it, but he just, he stresses out about everything.
1:01:35🔗
Yeah.
1:01:46🔗
Caller
I don't know whether to call him an alcoholic or not. We've fought, the only thing that we've ever fought about is his alcohol problem. So I would tend to call him one, but he says he's not, which is typical of an alcoholic.
1:01:55🔗
Drew
Alcoholism means a continued progressive relationship with alcohol in spite of consequence. And one of the areas of consequence would be relationship.
1:02:05🔗
All right.
1:02:06🔗
Wow.
1:02:13🔗
Yeah. All right.
1:02:17🔗
Adam
Well, listen, tell him you guys got to get, or he's got to get into some counseling, otherwise it's over.
1:02:22🔗
Drew
Got to go. Why don't you just, I'll tell you what. First of all, let me ask you this. Does his, he's got a mom or dad as an alcoholic?
1:02:30🔗
Caller
I've never known them to be alcoholics, but he has relatives. All of his uncles and aunts have drinking.
1:02:34🔗
Drew
All right, there you go. Okay. So he's got the family history, he's got all the features of it. That's it, that's the disease. So what you need to do is go to Al-Anon. You go to Al-Anon, you start working the stabs, you get a sponsor, you go regularly. That has the highest probability, believe it or not, of actually getting his attention and causing him to make change. Because what will happen is you'll start growing in the Al-Anon recovery process. And it's actually quite enjoyable. And as a result of that, he will get scared. He'll see you sort of growing away from him and he will realize he has to change because you're already on your way out. Not leaving, but you're just sort of growing away. And believe me, alcoholics frequently, that gets them.
1:03:11🔗
Adam
All right. And listen, ladies, unfortunately, you are the foreman, you are the principals, you are the camp counselors of relationships. Because guys will keep packing on the weight, keep down in the booze. You'll go from a minute and a half of sex a week to a minute and a half of sex a month. He'll just keep spiraling down, he'll not want to talk about it, and he'll just keep pushing you out. And that's what guys do in relationships, especially young guys. You're the ones who have to create some consequences and bring them to bear because otherwise we won't do it. Guys inherently do not want to fix relationships or discuss them or go to counseling. It's just a gene that guys have and it's even stronger when you're 22, 23 years old.
1:03:58🔗
Drew
It's the same gene that makes them roam and what not. I gotta withdraw, I gotta be by myself, I'm irritable.
1:04:04🔗
Adam
Yeah, you start calling the guy out and now he stops talking to you. He starts avoiding you. But listen, girls, you gotta do that. Sorry, it's your job. We're just not that interested.
1:04:19🔗
Adam
Well, listen, we no sooner can do that than we can breastfeed. There's just certain things you gotta do that you're better at than us and there's some noise in the night, we'll get up and go check it out. Other than that, you do everything. That's it, relationships. Justin?
1:04:40🔗
Caller
I get really, really bad headaches ever since I was like eight years old. Where the light just makes this kill me and the sound. I see these like, it kind of sounds weird, but I see these like floating things.
1:05:16🔗
Drew
It tends to be family history. But, boy, Justin, I wish you could get some care because the migraine medicines are out there extremely effective.
1:05:25🔗
Caller
Yeah, see, I mean I take like four Advil every day before I go to school and then when I get home from school I usually like take two more and I've been doing that for like the last two years.
1:05:38🔗
Why not?
1:05:44🔗
Caller
Well, my dad like, well, she was an alcoholic and my dad like, she was an alcoholic for like four years before he, before my dad and her got divorced and then she moved to Lakeside, California and I still lived in Arizona, in Lake Havasu City as a matter of fact.
1:06:25🔗
Adam
I'm guessing, I don't know. I don't know Havasu that well. I was just there once and I was drunk.
1:06:47🔗
Caller
Yeah, but I stayed in Arizona and then she like moved to Texas and I moved from Arizona to Hawaii, then I moved from Hawaii to California.
1:07:04🔗
Caller
I have like mad times and he always, and like my step mom's like a nurse and she always tells me like we always are supposed to go and supposed to go and supposed to go but we never end up going.
1:07:19🔗
Drew
The thing about the real true migraines can actually restrict the blood supply of the brain and cause small strokes.
1:07:34🔗
Adam
Yeah. You have to deal with this. There's all kinds of medications that are out there.
1:07:41🔗
Drew
The things that prevent them from coming on, the things that abort them once they start.
1:07:49🔗
Drew
Hey, some of these things like the Maxalt and the Zomeg, and these are good medicines.
1:07:56🔗
Adam
Didn't one of our producers from Stone Stanley inject himself and stuff? He has migraines, right, David?
1:08:15🔗
Caller
Every time my best friend gets a boyfriend, I like him and I don't know if this is like normal or what and I don't want to do it but I can't help it.
1:08:29🔗
Caller
Like I don't tell her that, I know, but it's like it makes me mad because I want to.
1:08:42🔗
Drew
No. If you act on it, something's wrong. But if you just have those sorts of feelings, it's all right.
1:08:46🔗
Adam
You know, it's interesting about life. When you're young, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, I remember even up until like early 20s, frequently being attracted to and being enamored with my friends' girlfriends. My friends were popular, good-looking guys who had a way with the ladies, even if they didn't have much money in their wallet or any, drive a nice car or anything, still managed to get some very beautiful girlfriends who were nice and everything. I always was attracted to them and I think everyone is this way in high school and stuff. Later on in life, you learn to hate your friends' partners. You really do. Now, I hate all my friends' wives. It's so sad and evil, but it's so true. It's not across the board. I'll leave a little hope out there for if any of them are listening. But my point is, no, they hate me too. The point is, is I used to love all my friends' girlfriends. Now I wish all their wives would go away somewhere and we could all live together. Drew, do you know what I'm talking about?
1:09:56🔗
Drew
When you're 15, the only girls you're close enough to touch are the other guy's girlfriends. You know what I mean? There's always the vicinity with you. The same room with you. Right.
1:10:04🔗
Adam
It's the same reason your neighbor's magically your best friend. Right. Is it just an amazing coincidence that everyone's best friend moves in next door or across the street? Or is it that you don't have a car? Think about that. All right. We'll be back.
1:10:22🔗
Okay, let's do it.
1:11:04🔗
Adam
Okay, it is Loveline. Adam Carolla is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Huh, lit in here tomorrow night, and Stone Temple Pilots in here on Wednesday night. Let's get back to the phones and speak to Maria.
1:11:24🔗
Yeah.
1:11:26🔗
Well, I wanted to know what would happen if you missed taking two birth control pills. I missed Friday and Saturday.
1:11:37🔗
And yeah, that's what I, what is it, I went away so I thought I packed them. So when I came back on Sunday, I took both of them and then I woke up in the morning and I took another one. What would happen if you take two? Nothing, no side effects.
1:11:51🔗
Drew
You get nauseated sometimes, but you should take two on Sunday and then two on Monday. Is that what you did?
1:11:55🔗
Yeah.
1:11:56🔗
Drew
All right. And then you need to use other means of birth control for the remainder of the month, because if you're not taking the pill away, where it was exactly meant to be taken, it doesn't necessarily work.
1:12:13🔗
Caller
I've been at work and I work in the mall, and I work at a clothing store. And I started stealing stuff like three weeks ago. Oh boy. What did you steal? Just clothes and stuff because like my boss, I asked my boss for a raise and he wouldn't give me one, you know, you know, I kind of wanted to get back at him, you know, because I was working for a while.
1:12:45🔗
Caller
And, you know, like, then I started telling my friends, like, my best friend Fetty and them, and, like, then I tried to start pleasing them. But today I got caught. Like, I threw all the stuff in a trash bag, and then I threw it outside, you know, and my boss went outside, got the bag, brought it back in, and when I walked back in, you know, and all my coworkers and stuff were just standing there, like, you know, looking down at me and stuff, and, you know. And, like, this is, like, this has been, like, a chronic problem, you know, I started doing it every day, and it's like, damn.
1:13:36🔗
Caller
Because, like, because, like, it kind of was a habit to do it, like, every day that I was doing it.
1:13:46🔗
Drew
Why do you bring up, in the context of getting caught, why was your next thought, I've been doing this chronically?
1:14:06🔗
Adam
Well, not when you worked at the douche factory for one summer. But I mean. But most jobs you steal from.
1:14:15🔗
Adam
Yeah. Right. So you didn't have the the plastic sewn into the inside of the pant pockets. You could steal the douche. But you do have a problem stealing. And it's not just this job.
1:14:34🔗
Adam
Do you just steal at work? Do you steal from your friends? No, no, no. You steal from other places.
1:14:42🔗
Adam
Well, stop stealing because it's gonna follow you around. And also furthermore though, get a job you like and that you're proud of and that you feel comfortable about and that you don't want to steal.
1:14:57🔗
Drew
There's something maybe more physical, something in a way you can, something, something where it's not.
1:15:02🔗
Adam
Listen, it's not man's work to be putting price tags on sweaters. Do you know what I'm saying? You need to be out in the sun with a pickaxe. Know what I mean?
1:15:19🔗
Adam
You know what I'm gonna do when I'm in charge? I'm gonna build a railroad. It's gonna be one big circle. It's not gonna go anywhere.
1:15:29🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's gonna look like one of those things you stare at to be hypnotized. It's gonna look like one of those cinnamon bun rolls. It's gonna start in the middle, it's gonna keep spiraling out, it's gonna go nowhere. I'm never gonna put a train on it, but I'm gonna put every hoodlum, every troublemaker, and every guy that needs a little energy to blow off on it. About 12 hours out in the sun every day. That's what I'm gonna do. Railroad down.
1:15:55🔗
Drew
You know, you could just do a big circle and have two crews, one that tears up the track and one that lays it down.
1:16:04🔗
Adam
Yeah, following behind. Yeah, that's good. That's good. All right, Anderson, what do you got going there? You're pointing at something?
1:16:16🔗
Adam
No, they'll fall behind and tear the tracks up. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. You go that way, I go this way, but that's too productive. Yeah, all right, that's what I'm going to do when I'm in charge. Jake?
1:16:31🔗
Caller
Well, I was fingering my girlfriend one night, and the day after she was at work, she said that she had to go to the bathroom every five minutes or so.
1:16:45🔗
Drew
You smash around down there, you push bacteria into the urethra, and that's how they get infections. And she needs to see a doctor get an antibiotic right away.
1:16:53🔗
Drew
You can get up into her kidney. It's going to be a big mess if she doesn't get it treated. But it's a very common thing. It happens all the time.
1:17:08🔗
Drew
It's kind of inside. So you don't have to smash around in there. It's not doing much for your friend.
1:17:26🔗
Adam
Tell me, Ann, where is your urethra? You got one, right? Yeah. Well, no, what I'm saying is, here's the vagina, then at the top, near the top, isn't the clitoris around the top area?
1:17:51🔗
Drew
I've told you that a thousand times, and you fight it every time. Give me the magazine.
1:18:00🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah. All right. Wait a minute. No, I still don't think that... What the... How much crap can they pile on this? Is this it? Yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ. 60 pounds worth of junk on this thing. All right. Open that thing up, and don't let me look at it because it ruins the sexual fantasy for me, seeing all the working parts inside a woman. But the urethra is below the clitoris. No. Here it goes again.
1:18:59🔗
Adam
Well, no. That's more like a quarter inch there. What scale is this vagina? Would you say that's...
1:19:11🔗
Adam
Half scale vagina? Let's see. What do you think, Ann? Yeah. Is that about half scale picture?
1:19:18🔗
Adam
If that was full scale, I'd tell you to put a hole in it. I'd go to the bathroom, test it out. All right. So Ann, how far is your urethra underneath your clitoris?
1:19:29🔗
Adam
Quarter inch? But that's a quarter... Thickness of a pencil is a quarter inch. That seems a little light, doesn't it? Maybe a little more?
1:19:41🔗
Adam
All right. So anyway, what should you do? You should either go underneath it into the hole area there, or go above it where the clitoris is, right? Right. There you go. All right. See, I'm learning. I'll find my way around there. James?
1:20:00🔗
Caller
Last week, I found a lump in my left testicle, and I was wondering, the only thing I've ever heard that be is cancer.
1:20:25🔗
Caller
No, it feels like it pops up probably about the size of a, or half the size of a pencil eraser.
1:20:43🔗
Drew
A cancer will typically feel like a pebble, like real sharp surfaces of rock, like a rock in there.
1:20:49🔗
Caller
Yeah, that's what it's like. Well, the rest of the testicle is smooth and then there's a lump there.
1:20:55🔗
Drew
Yeah, but the lump, it can be firm, but if it has a smooth surface to it, it usually is nothing to worry about. But you got to get an ultrasound, you got to have a doctor look at it.
1:21:08🔗
Drew
If it is, that's the usual approach. As you know, Tom Green, I was involved in that whole Tom Green thing, I don't know if you're aware of that.
1:21:54🔗
Adam
His manager is our manager. That's where the connection came in. All right. And poor Howard, he saw his cash register heading in the back of an ambulance. He got in that Lexus and started following it. He's not listening.
1:22:18🔗
Adam
That's right. That's my face. That's the cash register. Yeah. All right. We're going to speak to Tiffany before we go to break. Tiffany?
1:22:35🔗
Caller
But my boyfriend's in jail right now, and I don't want to tell him that I'm pregnant.
1:23:03🔗
Adam
I see. And the fact that he's in jail for fighting probably means he's done some fighting before that.
1:23:39🔗
Adam
All right. You guys will be reunited and you'll be pregnant again in no time. Yeah. What do you do for a living?
1:23:50🔗
Adam
Okay. Hey, Tiffany. Get that abortion. And don't tell him about it. And he doesn't care anyway.
1:24:00🔗
Adam
There's my advice. How old is he? Still getting into trouble, huh? That's not a great sign, by the way.
1:24:09🔗
Adam
Guys, you know, they have a little extra energy sometimes. A little steam to blow off. A lot of testosterone pumping. Twenty-seven, going to the cooler for a week because of more brawling.
1:24:38🔗
Drew
The plane's over the ticket booth. Oh, my God. That's what I was going to yell at her about.
1:24:41🔗
Adam
Oh, okay. Hey, Tiffany? Sorry you don't work for Alaska. Drew can't yell at you. All right, baby. You sure you don't want to go out with a guy who's not a felon?
1:24:59🔗
Adam
God bless you. I just, I don't know why this popped in my head, and I just got to say before we go to break, but I never get tired of being insulted and outraged when I hear the stories of guys like Ted Bundy siring children in prison. More than one, if memory serves, Ted Bundy, Ted F. Bundy, Ted Bundy, who would put his arm in a fake cast, hover around spring break in Florida, lure 16, 17-year-old girls away, and basically torture them, rape them, and kill them, and did not focus on 40-year-old prostitutes, work in the red light district. 16, 15, 14-year-old girls, torture them, rape them, kill them, and did this. They don't even know how many of these women he got to, but it was certainly in the 30s, at least in the 30s. And while he was in prison, he was incarcerated for at least 10 years before he finally got fried, which is the good news, got himself married, had himself some conjugal visits, and has himself, I think, has a 19-year-old daughter now. When as a society do we think it's okay? I mean, when can we finally say at a certain point, hey, you're not getting laid. You've raped, tortured, and killed too many teenagers. The line is 25. You did 37. Sorry. You can't bang your way in prison while you're waiting to hit the chair, Ted. Is that okay? Is it all right to have those kind of laws? Do you know what I'm saying? Why does Tex Watkins, one of the Manson family members, have a handful of kids he sired from prison? Do we want guys that are in prison having kids? Serial killers? Mass murders? I mean, how bizarre is that? But here's the real beauty. No guest house above my garage. That cannot be done. That, it's a mathematical impossibility that the government let me at my own expense, great expense, erect a building on top of a piece of property that I own.
1:27:48🔗
Adam
To whatever specification they require. That, we cannot live in that kind of anarchy. But if Ted Bundy wants to get his goddamn rocks off while he's behind bars, that's nobody's business but his own. And imagine being the parents of one of those 16 year old children that was raped and tortured by this animal, knowing that he's bumping pubes behind bars. That we brought a woman in and let him have his few minutes with her in the trailer after he got done destroying your life.
1:28:25🔗
Adam
Why aren't more people outraged by that? How does that work and why can't we say no? And why do we have to have laws that are so sweeping? It's like, well, if the guy who's behind bars for selling a dime bag of weed at a Grateful Dead concert gets to get married, then Ted Bunny. Why is that? Why can't we say no? If you're on death row and you're serial rapist and killer, we'll make an exception. You cannot get married. The guy who sold the acid at the concert, he can get married if he wants. What's wrong with that law? Why is everyone, why does that work? And why would the system fall apart if we made that distinction? Oh, people better pray I get in charge soon around here. We'll be back.
1:29:49🔗
Drew
Still hearing about building codes and pencil pushers and Jesus Christ. Death row inmates.
1:29:56🔗
Adam
Had enough to hear with these idiots. Government pencil pushing pussies. Drive me insane. Had a guy, I was just telling Drew, when I built my house a few years ago, I had some inspector telling me I had to enlarge my bathroom door from 28 inches to 32 inches because it was code. And by the way, maybe I don't like fat people. Maybe I want a skinny door in my bathroom. Maybe that's my own goddamn business. Maybe when they pay for the goddamn house, then they can tell me. But he said 32. And because I was a contractor, I knew what the 32 was. That's for wheelchair access. They enlarge all doors to a minimum size of 32 inches so that the handicapped folk can make it through in their wheelchairs. I guess Larry Flynn could swing by. But what he didn't factor in is there's 86 stairs from the street up to my house.
1:30:56🔗
Adam
My grandmother can't come into my house because she's just not strong enough to make it up all of the stairs.
1:31:03🔗
Adam
Yet I got some pencil dick telling me that I got to knock open my bathroom door for wheelchair access. I told the guy to kiss my ass and he didn't want to admit it either. I said, why is it 32? He said, that's the code. I said, why is that? He wouldn't tell me. I said, because it's wheelchair, isn't it? Sea sucker, driving me nuts, these guys. Jesus Christ. We all need to stand up against these people. Misty?
1:31:36🔗
Adam
Listen, next time you get a ticket for going through a four-way stop sign at four in the morning on some desolate stretch of highway, we need to say, hey, there's no danger. What about the spirit of the law? You know what I mean? Why we all just turn over and invite it for everybody? We should fight these things. Greatest day in my life is when I beat that candy ass J-walking ticket in the crappy city of Burbank. Greatest day in my life. Burbankians can kiss my hairy ass. I like to sue you for wasting my time.
1:32:13🔗
Adam
I talked about all those pussies on the radio. Listen, if you're going to sit around and bust people for J-walking inside the crosswalk while the signal's green, you deserve to get your ass chewed out. You drive me nuts.
1:32:32🔗
Caller
I was just wondering, if my husband thinks I'm weird because I don't want to have sex because I'm eight months pregnant, is it okay to have sex?
1:32:59🔗
Caller
Yeah. I have ADD and ADHD. I wanted to know if there would be any withdrawals from Luvox or dexedrine when I want to try to get off.
1:33:12🔗
Drew
Luvox there isn't, but dexedrine, it's stimulant speed. So there can be a little bit of a drop off from that, but it's usually not too bad.
1:33:42🔗
Adam
What else did you do? While you're robbing the liquor store, you threw them a pack of cigarettes?
1:34:08🔗
Adam
Okay. All right. So you bought a pack of cigarettes and you're a corn holder. Fine. All right.
1:34:18🔗
Adam
Well, we're in there for the cigarettes, you idiot. In there for having sex with a minor. Then his wife cheated on him while he was in jail. Don't have kids. Just don't have kids. All right. We're taking a break.
1:35:11🔗
Drew
And another memorable evening comes to a close. Tomorrow night, a good group of guys are coming in here lit. The next night, which will be Wednesday here on the West Coast, Stone Temple Pilots. Be sure to tune in to that, and then Busy Phillips on Thursday. So again, this is Dr. Drew on behalf of Adam Carolla saying mahalo.
1:35:29🔗
Adam
Uh, okay. All right, so you bought a pack of cigarettes and you're a corn holder. Well, now.