6:49🔗
Adam
It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-E-E-1-9-1. Facts number 310-8-5-4-4-2-4-5-5. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician. Takes medicine as a specialist. He'll come to your school for nickel, kiddies. If you've got one. If you've got a nickel, he's got the time.
7:11🔗
Adam
You've got to figure, you've got to cover some travel expenses. You just got back from where?
7:17🔗
Adam
North Dakota. Beautiful this time of year over there. Fascinating. Have you done much traveling over the last two weeks or so?
7:31🔗
Drew
No, it was the medical school graduation season. I'm doing SC on Sunday and Irvine after that and North Dakota yesterday.
7:39🔗
Adam
What is your fear? What do you think will happen if you just stop? What do you think is going to happen? Do you know what I mean? What do you think will happen to you if you just stop?
7:50🔗
Drew
It's not a matter of just stopping. It's a matter of enjoying what I'm doing so much for fear that will just stop. Really? Why would I do graduation speech unless I really enjoyed it?
8:00🔗
Adam
Well, fear was a good word in there. I think you have this feeling like you got to make hay while the sun is shining. Yeah. Unfortunately, the sun never sets. So you're just making hay all day, all week, all month, and then that turns into years, and then it does turn into decades.
8:44🔗
Adam
How do you really know what you want to do and don't want to do if it's all driven by fear anyway?
9:01🔗
Caller
Yeah. My question is, I have a third nipple and I like it. Not really. How many times can you find a girl with a third nipple?
9:13🔗
Drew
Well, a lot of people have those things, but they look just like moles. Does yours actually develop like a full nipple?
9:28🔗
Drew
Right, like dogs have lines of nipples. Humans have that too when they're getting started.
9:34🔗
Drew
Usually if you have something real developed like that, usually there will be even another one below that. Do you have like a fourth? Look down below the second developed one and see if there isn't like a mole.
9:46🔗
I just feel like a little bump.
10:03🔗
Caller
Yeah, it's fine. I mean, I have nothing, you know, a problem with it. But my boyfriend, he's kind of like not liking the idea that I have any. And I mean, he really loves me.
10:16🔗
Huh. Wow.
10:24🔗
Adam
Much less on one woman. Yeah. I mean, and how developed is this nipple? If you just saw a picture of it without anything around it, would you know it was a nipple?
10:43🔗
Caller
No, I just wear a regular bra. I mean, sometimes, like, certain bras get in the way. But I never have a problem, really.
10:50🔗
Adam
It's not on the breast, though. It's under it, right? Interesting. And how are your breasts?
11:00🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. Well, listen, I, I'm one of you know what I, you know, it's bizarre about Andrea. Andrea is 14, 14 year old girls. If they're not wearing the right branded jeans, feel like they want to stay home that day from school or move to a different country. They're so conscious about being different, blending in, standing out, whatever it is. Here's someone with three nipples, which by the way, this is something to be a little uncomfortable about. I mean, I don't, you know, it's not our job to try to make people feel uncomfortable, but if someone told me, hey, I got three nipples, I'm feeling uncomfortable, I'd say, hey, you got a right to feel uncomfortable.
11:44🔗
Drew
But she sort of got this feeling about her that, hey, compared to what else is going on in my life, there's no big deal. Get that feeling. And number two is she got a 15 year old boyfriend directing her to have surgery. Think about that temerity.
11:56🔗
Adam
Do you think that he is, do you think that she is overcompensating? You know how when people go, they're never in the middle. It's like either I want to kill myself because of my third nipple or I'm going to build a float for it.
12:13🔗
Right, right.
12:20🔗
Adam
Yeah. Do you feel like you're overcompensating a little with your love of your third nipple?
12:26🔗
Caller
Well, not really. I mean, I don't know. It's kind of hard because I mean, I love my boyfriend to death and I mean, but it's like if I get it taken away, then it's like it's kind of like saying, I really do care about what other people think about me and what you don't.
12:53🔗
Drew
Well, you shouldn't do anything your boyfriend wants you to do just because he wants you to.
13:03🔗
Adam
Andrea, is it hooked up or is it just like one of those half kegs, they stick to the wall at the German restaurants?
13:18🔗
Caller
Well, sort of. He's tried to play with it a couple of times. I get the same kick like if you're doing it to any of the other two.
13:39🔗
Adam
Listen, you get three nipples. One is a superfluous third one, which is not in the same place at all the other one. Does it feel like the other ones? One more time. Andrea, yes or no? Yes. Thank you. Thank you. All right. I don't know. I got no answer for her. Ryan?
14:00🔗
Yeah.
14:04🔗
Caller
I got a big problem on here, on my hands, that I need you guys to help out here. I've been married the last three years. I'm totally in love with my wife, committed. But I've been seeing some of them the last six months. I know that's now, I know you guys probably like, that's ridiculous.
14:49🔗
Caller
I don't know how about, you know, go about telling my wife this or how to bring it up or.
15:26🔗
Drew
Or is it that you were married that somehow it made it then safe, now that you sort of fulfilled the sort of idealized You had a dad and a husband. Yeah. Now you can go ahead and act out your fantasies.
15:43🔗
Adam
Alright. Well, you're given a couple weeks and say, you get around to it. Don't they have some kind of discount on tests toward the end of the summer usually? Is in August a slow testing month? I think they cut you about a 30% discount.
15:57🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. Idiot. I'm very much in love with my wife. I have two beautiful kids. I'm banging around with this gay guy. He's got the hiv. I only found out a week ago. I'm going to get tested, but you know, that can take upwards of 20 minutes these days. And I'm on a pretty busy schedule. Aren't you just- before he gets the V part, people say hi to me and I go running to get tested. I don't know the V. I expect the V.
16:28🔗
Adam
To follow. Yeah, I mean, all right. What are you going to- you just going to sit on that one for a while?
16:35🔗
Well, this is-
16:40🔗
Yeah.
16:53🔗
Caller
I mean, I've got just so many issues and stuff going on in my mind as far as my wife, my kids.
16:59🔗
Adam
But obviously, you've been intimate with your wife during this period, and you weren't using condoms with this guy?
17:13🔗
Drew
Were you ever a receptive partner in Aniline, of course? Oh, boy, that's a yes. Okay, come on. Yeah.
17:24🔗
Adam
Let's see. What day is it? Aniline, of course? Receptive? Oh. Yeah, I pulled the train. A half hour ago. Ryan?
17:37🔗
Adam
All right, buddy. You've obviously been having sex with your wife, not since you found out, I hope.
17:45🔗
Adam
You haven't had sex with her since you found out. I'm trying to figure out how far gone you are. No. All right. So, Ryan, you need to get tested. And he should get the DNA test that gives you the immediate result one, right?
17:59🔗
Drew
No, he knows he's positive. What difference does it make? Oh, you mean Ryan should get that one?
18:07🔗
Caller
I mean, what's the earliest that I could find out, possibly? I mean, I heard you have to wait six months.
18:12🔗
Adam
Well, that's what I'm saying. They have these DNA tests that they give to the porn stars and certain politicians.
18:20🔗
Caller
I mean, okay, here's another question. I mean, do I wait six months and then find out, then tell my wife, or should I immediately tell my wife?
18:26🔗
Adam
Wow, wow. That's a tough question. Okay, listen, Ryan, listen to me. Listen, listen. You gotta get that DNA test. That's the first thing you gotta look into, because I think that's immediate result.
18:39🔗
Drew
It's immediate results, but it's not a super accurate way to do it. It's a good idea. It's a good idea to do that. Yeah, but really it's...
18:49🔗
Caller
Well, I met him about six months ago, three and a half months, about three and a half months.
18:57🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, we're kind of not talking right now after he dropped this big bomb on me.
19:07🔗
Adam
Yeah, okay, that's good. And now, Drew, hold on. How can he sneak his wife into getting tested without her knowing? Ah, he could get some blood from her. Okay, hold on a second. Ryan, could you steal one of her tampons?
19:35🔗
Adam
Drew, but seriously, okay, I don't want Ryan to do this. Hypothetically, can he get some of her blood?
19:45🔗
Adam
Okay, but I could do it. I mean, if I got myself into this bind, you would do it for me. No, you know, I know you. You know what I'm saying?
19:56🔗
Adam
No, if I said to you, if I said to you off the air, hey, Drew, man, I got myself in a serious pickle here, and here's the deal. Here's a little blood sample. Just get it to the lab for me, brother. You know what I mean? You could do it, right? I mean, you could find out. I mean, he doesn't have any connections.
20:22🔗
Adam
Hey, you want one of those man show mugs? No problem. Nope, I'll get my sister and bring one right over to your office.
20:28🔗
Drew
But listen, I think this guy's, really, the way this should be handled, he needs to bring his wife into like a session with somebody, a professional, and just say, hey, I have something to tell you and let somebody help them work this out, because this is a total meltdown disaster.
20:59🔗
Caller
I mean, just say that I have something to tell you and then make an appointment or just like get in the car and start driving.
21:05🔗
Adam
Make the appointment, get in there, and just say, you know what, we got to talk about some issues and I think we should talk about it in this setting.
21:14🔗
Drew
That's just too uncontained and uncontrolled. Somebody needs to be helping you guys through this. I mean, he may end up with his boyfriend. That may be where he belongs.
21:24🔗
Adam
Yeah, but he doesn't belong with the guy who has the hiv and didn't tell him about it and was having unprotected sex with him.
21:29🔗
Drew
Maybe he didn't know about it. And then that guy was being abandoned by somebody that he really cares about at the time when he really needs him.
21:35🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, you know what I would do? I'd get hold of a tampon. I'd bring it in somewhere.
21:39🔗
Drew
You would just fixate on a tampon. Why don't you develop a new test, a tampon test? You drop a tampon in some solution.
21:48🔗
Adam
No, I'm just saying you could test for HIV from a tampon. I would smuggle it into some lab somewhere. I'd grease the palm of one of these $7 an hour lab grunts who will do anything for a buck. I'd get it, and if it was negative, I wouldn't tell her.
22:06🔗
Drew
Yeah, but she may still be harboring the virus. Yeah. And he may be able to transfer it to her.
22:19🔗
Yeah.
22:21🔗
Caller
Yeah. First, I just want to say, like, Adam, Drew, you guys are awesome. Adam, I totally agree with the little rants about the Sanitation Committee and all about them not picking up the trash and everything.
22:39🔗
Adam
644 that came Friday, by the way. I don't know if I've mentioned that. I always wake up and look at the clock when I hear those sons of bitches backing up the street.
22:50🔗
Adam
644, what other government service delivers before 7 a.m.? The one that bothers the F out of you. That's it. Nobody else. Nothing else you want shows up that early except for the noisy one. That's the beauty. Mail? Forget about it. All right, Dante, I'm sorry. 642.
23:11🔗
Caller
Yeah. But my question was, the first one is, I'm bi, and I want to know how I should tell my mother or if I should tell her at all.
23:25🔗
Caller
Well, like last week, my girlfriend's mother caught the two of us having a threesome with another guy, and she saw what I was doing with the other guy, and she kicked her daughter out, and now she's staying with me, and she doesn't like the fact that she's staying with me and she's threatening to call my mother and tell her what happened.
23:46🔗
Drew
All right, so this is the first most legitimate reason to tell mom you've come upon in a long time.
24:07🔗
Caller
Well, like, she knows how my girlfriend and her mother don't get along. Like, in the past, they've had fights and she stayed over here before.
24:17🔗
Adam
Her... Your girlfriend's mother walked in and you were with a guy and the girlfriend was there, too? Yeah. That's why, as a father one day, hypothetically, if I have a daughter or son for the gay stuff, I'm going to, like the German war criminals, I'll keep the cyanide capsule in. I will have it at all times.
24:49🔗
Adam
Okay, I'm going to keep the cyanide capsule and I'm going to keep it in my back teeth, you know, between my upper and lowers and the jaw back there. And I'll just keep it floating around there, just like Nazi war criminals did. And I think, I'm trying to think, one of the guys at Nuremberg killed himself before he got to Gallows. The point is, is I'm just going to keep it there. And I'm going to learn to eat with that thing in there, sleep and have casual conversation. No one will know it's there, but the one day, I kick open the bedroom door, and my son is blowing one of his schoolmates, and there's some wind up thing up my daughter. Pow. I chomp right down on that baby, pow, and I just dropped that right in the doorway. They finish having sex, maybe include me. Maybe they include my corpse into the sex. But the point is, is I will keep that in there for that day. And I feel sorry for Mom, not because of what happened, because she didn't have the cyanide capsule in there.
25:52🔗
Drew
Well, it may become important to talk to Mom. It's kind of, you know, it sort of doesn't matter at this point.
25:59🔗
Drew
Yeah, if the other mom's gonna call, she's gonna call, and the S is gonna hit the fan then, or the S is gonna hit the fan when you tell her.
26:05🔗
Adam
You might as well just wait till the other mom calls. And you can call her a liar and say that she's being vindictive, and your mom, if she wants to believe you're not by will, believe you.
26:17🔗
Drew
And you notice this is not, I need to declare to my mom my sexual identity, I need her to know who I am. This is, I've been doing some stuff that mom doesn't prove of, and she's gonna find out how do I protect myself. It's a reasonable question.
26:30🔗
Yeah.
26:56🔗
Drew
And the Seroquel and the Selexa can definitely do, both can do that. Selexa probably more than the Seroquel. Okay.
27:06🔗
Caller
I get kind of a kick out of that one, like when I'm in the clinic getting an appointment, being seen for an appointment, I'll sit back in a little room when I get called back and I'll put the PA system on and start singing that thing.
27:20🔗
Caller
Well, I'll treat the runner. I'm looking around the room. I was on the phone. I'll quick hang up before they get there.
27:28🔗
Adam
Yeah. Let's see. Do we have any of that, Anderson? Who knows what goes on in the old vagina, the old vagina, the old vagina.
27:55🔗
Caller
I'm not taking care of my daughter, but I'm... Hey, you said your friend Ray has a scalpel, right?
28:03🔗
Caller
I'm one step up from that. I got novocaine, and I've got different syringes to inject novocaine in different spots and numb things up and do a little self-surgery, and I also know how to do an IV.
28:19🔗
Adam
Oh, okay. Good, good. I was worried for a second that you're only influencing one young person.
28:27🔗
Caller
But actually, I've been around hospitals a lot to learn a lot of the medical language on how to use less.
28:49🔗
Adam
Yeah. All you need to know is he has a couple of young daughters there, so you have to take care of them.
28:54🔗
Drew
You know, in North Dakota this morning, where I was spending my day, lots of trailers, trailer parks and stuff. Some of those things are pretty nice.
29:03🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, we can still make fun of them though. Yeah. Yeah. I like those prefab houses. They ship it over in two pieces, not the trailer ones, the prefab ones.
29:33🔗
Adam
And they just staple them together. And there's just a, you see the halves. They're right in half. It's like they have a big sheet of visqueen in front of them. It's kind of like those, remember those models, the invisible human body, the invisible rotary engine, you know. Hey, you can see how a house works. We cut this one in half.
29:54🔗
Adam
I don't know. I don't like that theory that I got a, I got a seam running through the middle of my house theory. But anyway.
30:03🔗
Adam
All right. We're going to take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Katie who's 16, hasn't had sex in a month, and hasn't been able to sleep since. We'll get to what's up with her after this. It's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, or at least it would be, if his ass was in his chair where it belongs. Oh, here he comes. He was musing around on the computer. What are you doing on the computer there, Drew?
32:07🔗
Adam
Unacceptable. Unacceptable. Oh, see, here's the thing about, and do you get paid for that or you get a little scratch?
32:23🔗
Adam
Here's the inherent problem with every guy I grew up with. When you're poor and you're a little bit stupid, certainly from the Valley, the notion of working for free is unacceptable.
32:40🔗
Adam
Yeah. Going to college is essentially working for free. As a matter of fact, you pay them so that you can waste 40 hours a week and no paycheck at the end of the week. Right. So that's for suckers. Yeah. Then internships and all that stuff, it's all for suckers. Except for the problem is they're 35 now, and they're still swinging a hammer. Because you can get the immediate money right out of high school. It's just you plateau around 19, 19 and a half, and that's about it. Delayed gratification, man, that is it. But you know what? If you're poor, sometimes you don't have a choice. Katie?
33:54🔗
Caller
Well, he had a drinking problem and one night he got drunk and called me and said some things and I just got sick of it and was over.
34:18🔗
Drew
I think it's the chain, the loss. My goodness. You had some you were very involved with and they're gone. I know you asked him to leave because of how he was behaving, but the fact is it's still a significant loss.
34:29🔗
Drew
That is not, you're not being honest with yourself. You think you just step away from that, have no reaction at all.
34:35🔗
Adam
Yeah. I'm a little confused though. Anyone drink in your family? No. Did you ever walk? I mean, it's weird. See, here's what I'm confused about. Why do you hook up with this guy in the first place?
34:48🔗
Adam
Okay. Then the other part is, where do you get all the strength? Does it remind you of anything? Nothing like this went on. Your mom never told your dad to go pack or anything like that?
35:07🔗
Adam
So you just got hooked up with a bad guy, you saw he was bad, and you did what was healthy.
35:22🔗
Adam
You should be happy you're not sleeping right. It wouldn't mean you're a person. Okay. You know what I'm saying?
35:29🔗
Adam
Especially when you're 16, you're female, you're being intimate with somebody. You're supposed to be freaked out a little bit.
35:35🔗
Adam
You're supposed to toss and turn. Oh, if I had a nickel for every sleepless night I've had. Anthony?
35:41🔗
Yeah.
35:47🔗
Caller
I don't want to really have kids or anything like that. And I was wondering how expensive those would be and how foolproof they are.
36:04🔗
Adam
Bats, raccoons, bears, things like that. Anthony, they probably won't do it to an 18-year-old guy like yourself.
36:14🔗
Caller
That's what I don't understand. I mean, if I don't want to bring kids into this world, why would they stop me from doing that?
36:25🔗
Drew
It's just that there's a lot of change that goes on. If Adam and I had been allowed to do half the things, we probably would have wanted to do with ourselves at 18.
36:35🔗
Adam
I think some of it is based on do you have children already. I think there's a lot of it. I mean, if you're 22 and you have four kids, I think they'll give you one. If you're single at 22, I don't think they will.
36:48🔗
Adam
But it's interesting. You know what I love about this fabulous society we're living in? Anthony wants his Johnson lopped off and some silicone implants and some guy to take a nice rasp to his Adam's apple and doll him up like a nice bitch. No problems there. I mean, you got to do a little therapy, be evaluated for a year, and then you just pony up the cash to cut your penis off. That they got doctors for. It doesn't seem to be a liability involved with that one. If he wanted to wait a year from now at 19 and get a vasectomy, he couldn't find anyone to take that kind of liability.
37:30🔗
Adam
What the F is up with that? What kind of retarded logic is that? Isn't there more liability in cutting someone's peter off than there is in rendering it useless? By the way, we tell people all the time, hey, if you want to have kids as a society, we can't get involved with that. As a government, as a society, we can't pull aside some 16-year-old who's had a couple of kids already and say, listen, you're getting the nore plant, honey. You're a danger to yourself and your community or a guy. We can't do that. That's God's work. We can't do that. But we won't get involved with people wanting to make responsible decisions and not do it. It's backwards. It's ass backwards. We should be involved with the 16-year-old who has already had a couple of kids and a couple of abortions. And we should be supporting guys like Anthony, who are saying, I don't want kids.
38:32🔗
Adam
Why is that? Why do we insist? Why is that such a strong urge to people? You know what I mean? I mean, what is that? What's so I know there's a very strong, innate, innate thing that all humans have to procreate. But why is it bother us so much when other people don't want to do it? You know what I mean?
38:56🔗
Adam
Why do we take that as such an affront? You know, abortion and all this kind of stuff. Just accept the fact that certain people don't want kids and shouldn't have them. Fine. More room on the freeway for me.
39:08🔗
Drew
The reality is the people that make those mature choices, the ones that ought to have them.
39:15🔗
Hello.
39:22🔗
Caller
I don't know if you guys remember me. I called like two weeks ago, a stone out of my mind, kind of embarrassed myself.
39:32🔗
Caller
But yeah, after I talked to you guys, well, I'm not going to say it was all you, but I kind of started wanting to quit a lot more than I did before.
39:50🔗
Adam
I understand. I know what it's like to do. Drew hears he's done some good for the community, starts getting cocky, starts flashing money around town, getting himself one of those nugget watches, divorces his wife, makes off with his secretary. I decided to do a one-man show off of Broadway and the whole thing falls apart. Now, you're right. You got to keep us grounded. Alright, John, so you tried to quit the pot and?
40:19🔗
Caller
Well, it's like an everyday thing. I say, okay, tonight I'm not going to smoke because I just smoke it so I can go to sleep.
40:28🔗
Drew
John, you're an addict. That's the point. That's why you have to go get treatment for this.
40:39🔗
Drew
The difference between people that can stop smoking pot and can't is the disease of addiction. If you can't, you're an addict. If you can, you're not. It's very simple. You can't stop, you're an addict. That's what addiction is, the inability to stop doing something with serious consequences.
41:14🔗
Adam
All right, good. Then go to MA. I'm making note for myself to smoke pot tonight. Oh, it's true. I got some pot and...
41:23🔗
Drew
It's not good, though. It's not a great sign that you have to write a note to remind yourself.
41:34🔗
Adam
No, I... Oh, I had a smoke pot last night. That's right. Before last night, I hadn't smoked pot in a long time. All right? Yeah. All right, we're going to take a little break. We'll be back with...
41:49🔗
Adam
We'll be back with Leon. He's not gay, but he keeps fantasizing about guys and... guys since...
42:40🔗
Adam
Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. I was just sitting here when the music started up as Drew has his face buried in the computer. I'm eating chips, thinking about everything but the show. Tired, thinking about a big week coming up, and I just thought, no guests tonight, I just thought to myself, this will be one of those shows we never remember.
43:09🔗
Adam
You know, there's probably been like five shows over the last five years where you go, yeah, I remember that guy, or that was a good show, or that Fiona Apple, she's good looking. You know, you have a few of those, right?
43:26🔗
Adam
But this one definitely going to fall into that big hopper, that big like, I don't even remember doing it hopper. Now, it's not that it's not going to be a damn entertaining show. I'm just not going to even pretend like I'm going to remember this even a day from now. There is salvation on the horizon though. That's going to come in the form of the lightning round. Yes. Thank you, Anderson. A very good idea. That's right. Now I'm rejuvenated. Drew, you're just a juvenated because you're half Jewish, right?
44:22🔗
Guest
No, I'm just going into this little corner of my room so no one in the house will hear me.
44:28🔗
Guest
Six months ago, me and my friend were on sort of like a campy trip, sort of semi-camping.
44:42🔗
Adam
Listen, when I'm in charge, I will no longer let Americans refer to it as camping trips. I will call them raping trips. It'll be like we're raping out. It'll be a rape fire. It'll be a rape portable stove, a raping stove. I'll call it a raping. It's just Cub Scouts are going a weekend raping trip.
45:11🔗
Adam
They'll be rapers. That's right. They'll no longer be campers. The term happy campers will be replaced by happy rapers. Every time people pitch a tent somewhere on some dirt, there is sex that is going to happen. I'm telling you, if I went camping with my neighbor's dog and my grandmother, I'd come back and will have had sex with both of them. Absolutely. Absolutely.
45:56🔗
Adam
That sounds good to me. All right. All right. So, happy rapers in the raping trip. And what other camp can I work in? Rape counselors?
46:12🔗
Adam
Well, no, yeah. No, cabin can't be replaced, Anderson. You got to get that. Cabin is where where rapers go.
46:24🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I enjoy the Yosemite rape grounds because they have barbecues and community bathrooms.
46:49🔗
Adam
Anytime guys go at it, I look at it as rape. That's just the way I choose to look at it.
46:58🔗
Adam
Doesn't matter. When I'm in charge, even if a gay couple who's been together for 35 years has a sexual encounter, it will be considered by the government as rape.
47:11🔗
Guest
And we were out on the reservoir, and it was in the back of his trailer hitch, and I just, I don't know, he just started touching on me, and I started touching on him, and it happened.
47:30🔗
Guest
And after I'm finished, see it, after I'm finished, I feel like I want to kill myself afterwards.
47:49🔗
Guest
Because I don't know, it's something biological in me that just says, after you're done fantasizing about this thing, then you're gonna hate yourself for it afterwards.
48:23🔗
Drew
No, no, do you see how it's an important part of the experience for you to include guilt in the whole deal here?
48:31🔗
Drew
No, it's that you don't allow, I think that's the only way you allow yourself even to have these thoughts, is that, okay, if I feel enough guilt, it'll maybe expunge these thoughts or make me feel okay as a person if I feel bad about myself for what feelings I have.
48:46🔗
Drew
Do you understand what I'm saying? These are your feelings, these are your true feelings. They're fine. They're nothing to feel guilty about.
48:54🔗
Drew
But you need to feel guilty about them. That's the point. In order to have them, you have to be punished in order to have those feelings.
49:01🔗
Adam
Leon, listen to me. Maybe you're gay, fine, fine. That's all right. Look at all the guys you want, masturbate to all the guys you want, have all the boyfriends you want. It's okay. There's plenty of gay men out there.
49:21🔗
Guest
I have to tell you something. It's really important, or it's going to nag me for this in my life.
49:31🔗
Guest
I've called in at least 12 times. Yeah. I have a tape deck up here, and I record each and every one of them. I've gone as Steven Andrew.
50:02🔗
Guest
It's like every call. I swear every call out there across America, it's fake. 90 percent of it's fake.
50:12🔗
Guest
All the kids wanting to have fun on a Friday, Saturday, all throughout the week, they just want to have fun at night. So they call you guys up. I swear that's it. That's all I've been doing for the past two years.
50:33🔗
Guest
I swear to God, it's all fake. Yes. I'd have five other friends all in the same city. They still call you guys.
50:47🔗
Adam
But here's the difference, Leon. I don't care if they're fake. I make 300 grand a year. How much you make call in the show? Yeah.
51:00🔗
Adam
What do you mean? What's a sitcom? You think Jack Tripper really live with those two chicks in Three's company? What do I care, you retard?
51:46🔗
Adam
What was I? Hold on a second, Leon. I want to talk to Drew. I'll put you on hold, all right? I hang out?
52:07🔗
Yes.
52:11🔗
Why?
52:15🔗
Oh, well, no. Mine's true.
52:20🔗
Okay. About four, about three and a half, four years ago, I moved to Florida with my boyfriend of the time. And we moved there for three months. And when I first moved there, I didn't like it. And I, like, was upset all the time. And I started eating a lot. And I just kept eating and eating to, you know, make the time go by. And I gained, like, 20 pounds. And then, like, when I came back, I started this new job. I met some new people. And I wanted to start losing weight, like, really fast. So I started eating, like, real healthy foods. But then, like, I would always still crave junk. So, like, when I craved the junk, I would eat as much of it as I possibly could. And then I would get sick.
53:04🔗
Yeah.
53:12🔗
Adam
Yeah. Leon. Yeah, whatever. Hang on, all right? OK. All right, we're going to take a little break. What city are you in?
53:23🔗
Adam
Oh, good. Good. All right, because let's see if I can hook up with Leon. I have to give him a good ass kicking. I got no problem with kicking Leon's ass. And Leon, you want to come by the parking lot, I'll give you an ass kicking right here. I'll put a microphone out there and give him an ass kicking. I like that. I got no problem with that. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break. Leon, you hang on and Kelly, we'll get to you when you're eating disorder after this. We'll be right back. Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. That's Drew punching the microphone. Stone Temple pilots are going to be in here later this week. Also Lit and Lightning Round coming up later tonight. All right, when we left off, we were speaking to Kelly. Kelly's 25. She eats and tells she vomits. And it just sounds like she has an eating disorder to me. Kelly?
55:16🔗
No, but the thing that bothers me now is that recently, in the past year, I've become really secluded from people.
55:28🔗
I tend to get really irritated very easily around people.
55:31🔗
I don't want anybody to be around me. I have really serious mood swings. When I eat now, my stomach hurts really, really bad to the point where even if I don't want to get sick, my stomach feels so full all the time.
55:48🔗
Drew
Well, listen, you need to see somebody about what damage you might have done, whether you've caused a gastritis or God knows what, from what you've been doing to yourself. But more importantly, the eating disorder is a sign that there's something really significant going on with your emotional state, and you're telling us more that you're agoraphobic, you can't be outside, can't be in crowds, you're depressed. I mean, this is all something that needs to be treated.
56:12🔗
Adam
All right, so do the eating disorder treatment and get all that treated at the same time?
56:17🔗
Drew
Well, just see a professional who could have the whole thing assessed and get under care, whether or not it's taking medication for depression or having a full comprehensive treatment of the eating disorder remains to be seen.
56:40🔗
Guest
Actually, you are the media whore, and I am sort of a Jackass for talking to you for such a long time.
56:48🔗
Guest
What? You know what? I'd eat your ass for breakfast. You have your bodyguards out there protecting you.
57:10🔗
Guest
Talk show, host, loveline, blah, blah, blah, whatever gets beaten up by a long time listener for being a jackass.
57:38🔗
Adam
Oh, no, no, listen. I will personally kick your ass if you come over here. I guarantee you that.
57:47🔗
Adam
I will guarantee I will personally kick your ass if you come here and no one else will touch you except for me.
57:55🔗
Adam
Yes. Yes. Come on down. Right. I'll put you on hold. I'll give you the address. You come on down.
58:13🔗
Adam
I just want one good one. I won't hit him in the face. I just want one to the body. Just want to just double him over.
58:27🔗
Drew
Did you think of all those times, those years boxing? This is a chance to put it all into...
58:39🔗
Caller
Yeah, I understand. All right, well, check it out. I've been having sex for three years now. I've never had a problem keeping it up. And then just a couple days ago, in the middle of sex, it just completely...
59:19🔗
Drew
Wait, can we reenact that, please? Oh, come on. When are you not so well? I usually wake up until I go to bed.
59:26🔗
Adam
Yeah, but you don't always get stoned, like, in the middle of the night, like, when you don't set your alarm and get up and get stoned, right?
59:39🔗
Drew
And don't worry about the erection thing. The anxiety about it happening will make it, or make it more likely that it will happen again. But the marijuana is what's going on here. The people who smoke a lot of pot get low sex drive, have difficulty with erection sometimes.
1:00:01🔗
Adam
No, I'm intrigued by him. And listen, I want to kick his ass. I have no problem with that.
1:00:09🔗
Caller
Okay. My cousin, I went to a family reunion recently, and I just met a bunch of my cousins. And one of them was sleeping in the room with me, and I passed out. We drank a lot that night, and I woke up, and he was like naked on top of me.
1:00:34🔗
Caller
He's 26. And he was just like, well, we're not that closely related. And since this is the first time we met, it's like we're not really cousins. We're not really related.
1:00:50🔗
Caller
So and now he's called my house like 50 million times. And then I was over at my other cousin's house and he was calling over there.
1:01:05🔗
Caller
Well, I came to pretty quick there and he's like, then he started talking. I'm like, what are you doing? You know, you want to get off. And he's like, oh, we're, you know, we're not that closely related.
1:01:32🔗
Adam
Especially family. I know how that can be. Well, it's very tricky talking to family about sex, you know.
1:01:39🔗
Adam
My dad wants a handful of ass. He's had a long day at work. You know what I mean? As long as you're under this roof, you ever got that, you'll blow me. Sure, you got that from your dad.
1:01:52🔗
Adam
Your dad couldn't afford a prostitute. Well, he could, but he was saving some money. Yeah. See, I knew something. Margot was describing it as if nothing had gone on.
1:02:08🔗
Adam
You know you're in a bad place dating when you look at a family reunion as a, you know, potential opportunity for dates. I mean, you know, just like, hey, listen, some of these folks I haven't spent too much time with growing up. It ain't going to be weird. Oh, yes. Taboo, too. All right. Hey, Margot, what's happened to you or what's up with you that you would let this go on? What happened to you?
1:02:35🔗
Caller
My dad died like five months ago, and this is his side of the family, and I never really knew them.
1:02:59🔗
Caller
Well, no. My parents never hit me or anything like that. My dad was just sick a lot, you know.
1:03:09🔗
Adam
Well, what's up? What's up with you? A bunch of one-night stands. Your cousin rolls over on top of you when you're passed out drunk. You don't really have the heart to stop him or tell him no. What's up?
1:03:19🔗
Caller
He's schizophrenic, too. So I was kind of afraid what he might do because he's been known to wig out, I guess.
1:03:32🔗
Adam
Well, your impulse to stay away from him is fine, but what about the series of one-night stands, no relationships?
1:03:39🔗
Caller
I really don't know because I question that a lot, too. Because I really don't have relationships. I just, you know, and like it's got to where sex isn't even like anything, you know, it's just like something you do and then I don't want anything to do with him afterwards.
1:04:13🔗
Caller
It was like he couldn't get hit or else he would bleed profusely and then he had spinal meningitis a couple of times. Most people die from that and the doctors were always amazed.
1:04:25🔗
Adam
All right, so maybe that's going to factor in here. Margo, you got to get a little therapy and stay away from your cousin.
1:04:32🔗
Caller
I know. Well, I'm trying to stay away from him, but it's like I don't want to tell his dad what happened because it will start a big family feud.
1:04:50🔗
Caller
I don't know. There's always because I told one of my cousins about it, and it's like, well, he's not all there, and maybe it was because he was drinking, and maybe it's because of this, and maybe it's because of that.
1:05:05🔗
Adam
It's nice though you have that sort of running defense for the guy. All right. We'll talk to Brian. Brian? Brian?
1:05:21🔗
Caller
Well, I have one question. First of all, I wanted to know, what's your analysis about that guy that just called in and so upset? You think it's a jealousy thing? What do you think that is?
1:05:42🔗
Adam
I tell you one thing, Leon is not getting any tail. Guys who do a lot of prank calling do not get sex. That's one of the things.
1:05:59🔗
Guest
The only reason I'm trying to irritate you is because you're so thin-skinned. The same thing with all the celebrities out there in the media of world.
1:06:07🔗
Guest
What? Do I want to be famous? No, hell no, I don't want to be famous because I lose my identity if I do that.
1:06:28🔗
Caller
Yeah, we're just getting engaged and so forth. And a lot of the reason why is because she is pregnant now. And we had done ecstasy. I don't know if you guys have heard of the drug or anything.
1:06:48🔗
Drew
It is a profoundly dangerous drug. It is shocking to me that people could be using this with such casualness. It is the National Institute on Drug and Alcohol Dependency is going to put out a series of PET scans basically that show the brain damage from even moderate exposure to ecstasy. It is a very serious neurotoxic chemical.
1:07:12🔗
Drew
Absolutely. All those stimulants are the worst that you can possibly do during pregnancy. I would rather see somebody shooting heroin.
1:07:25🔗
Adam
Hey, Brian? Yeah? One thing you kind of slipped in under the radar is you're getting married. She's pregnant. That's a lot of the reason why you're getting married. Do you want to get married?
1:07:39🔗
Caller
And we have another kid together, and we made the mistake of not getting married then. Although, we've stayed together and worked things out.
1:07:53🔗
Caller
Yeah. Well, we didn't know she was pregnant then. And she's not the type that would do anything well.
1:08:00🔗
Caller
Well, we just found out. When we found out, let's see, when was it? We found out a month ago.
1:08:19🔗
Adam
It's not a great idea. We don't recommend it. But think about all the stuff that people have done before they knew they were pregnant. People turn out all right anyway. All right. So the kid's not going to come up with the cure for cancer. Big deal. Get a nice job driving a forklift. Buy one of those houses that comes in two pieces. Put them together right in the middle. All right. Where are we going here, Drew?
1:08:47🔗
Drew
You're tiring him out. He won't come down here. He can bring a couple of friends with him. Yeah. They can all take you on.
1:09:01🔗
Caller
Yeah. I had a question. Okay. I have psoriasis, and the first and last breakout was about two years ago on my hand. And they said the dermatologist said or something if I get tattoos or ear piercings, I can't get them because it can affect it or whatever. Yeah. And I can break out in a keloid. So does that mean I can't get tattoos at all? Because I want a tattoo.
1:09:36🔗
Drew
It can stimulate the psoriasis. It can come out in and around those areas of irritation.
1:09:51🔗
Adam
Oh. Do you say death tones? I thought you said Def Con or something. Oh. Okay. Well, death tones have been on this show.
1:09:58🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. Get one of those. I'm sure when you're in your 40s, you'll still be a huge, huge death tones fan. Yeah. Drew has a Bay City roller set tattoo on his right ass cheek.
1:10:24🔗
Adam
He won't. No, he's too big a pussy to come over here. But listen, I'm not a liar. He'll come over here. I'll square up with him. No problems. No one else will get involved. Leon?
1:10:43🔗
Adam
I know you'll never do it, but I'll give you the address of the place. You can come on over.
1:11:13🔗
Adam
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Right, right. Oh, yes. I used to do it for a living. I had no problem doing it on you.
1:11:21🔗
Guest
Yeah, but if you could do that, you wouldn't be able to because I'm too strong and fast.
1:11:36🔗
Adam
All right. Hang on, Leon. I'm serious. How far away are you? Because you only have like 40 minutes now.
1:11:45🔗
Adam
You're going to need to get here right at 12 because I want to be in my car at 1202. Okay.
1:12:05🔗
Adam
That's a Duve. It's not a Tuve. Yeah, I don't have one of those, but I got to get one of those. I do have the comforter though. I enjoy that.
1:12:14🔗
Adam
Stephanie. Stephanie, it's great that he made a point of mispronouncing that word, get home to your Tuve. Stephanie, you're 17. What's up? Oh, really? Yeah. That's no fun, though, because chicks don't snore.
1:12:40🔗
Adam
Now, they're no fun when they fall asleep, women. All right. Let's see. Let's talk to Michael. Michael, you're 19. What's up?
1:12:49🔗
Caller
Um, I have, like, um, like a brew. I have two questions, actually. One is, I have, like, a bruise-type looking thing on my penis, and, um, I don't know, when I was younger, it wasn't there, but, like, or ever since I found out, like, when you touch your penis a lot, and you could shoot.
1:13:10🔗
Drew
Wow, that is the most, sort of, poetic description of masturbation I've heard in a long time.
1:13:24🔗
Caller
And, um, like, I guess it started showing up, and I was like, well, am I bruising it or what? And I didn't know what it was. It looks like a birthmark, too, but if it was a birthmark, you know, it wouldn't have been there.
1:13:35🔗
Drew
Well, if it was a bruise, it would have gotten better over time, it wouldn't stay fixed.
1:13:40🔗
Drew
Still would have gotten better. I don't know what he's describing, but somebody should look at it.
1:13:54🔗
Yeah.
1:13:57🔗
Caller
I'm kind of wondering. I know I don't have schizophrenia. I'm pretty sure anyway. But I have symptoms that are similar, you know, to what usually we consider that. And I just wonder if I can...
1:14:10🔗
Caller
Kind of nervous. A lot of times, I'll hear things. You know, nothing like nobody talking to me or telling me to do things. Just, I don't know, like maybe being in an airport, kind of sounds off to the side all around you, you know. A lot of times it happens before I'm going to bed or when I'm relaxing. But I've been finding lately, it's been getting, I guess, more persistent. Like at work, I might just be sitting hanging out and you'll hear things, you know.
1:14:34🔗
Caller
Well, that's the point. It's nothing specific. It's just you might think it was someone 10 feet away talking, mumbling. Sometimes it might, like a minute ago, I heard some beeps, you know.
1:14:48🔗
Caller
I don't, I'm fairly paranoid, but I don't know if that's with that or if that's just the personality.
1:15:00🔗
What?
1:15:03🔗
No.
1:15:10🔗
Not a lot, though.
1:15:15🔗
Caller
Well, like the paranoia feeling, that would just be anytime. That's almost my whole life.
1:15:28🔗
Caller
At some point, I came aware of it. As far as I can remember my whole life, I've always went to bed with the stereo, barely loud, things like that. And then, I don't know, you pick up things over time, and I noticed it. It's not that I feel worse or better. It's just like a thing that's there. Doesn't feel threatening.
1:15:43🔗
Drew
All right. It doesn't sound like a psychotic condition at first brush. People that are psychotic don't really know they're not hearing the things they think they're hearing.
1:15:56🔗
Drew
Well, basically, that's true. I think that's a rule of thumb. But he may have some sort of chronic process of paranoid problem that he's got going, and they may be very anxious now, and that may be creating funny symptoms. But there are medical conditions that can do this. Thyroid conditions can do this. Brain disorders of various types can do this. So someone needs to start with a medical evaluation and get checked out.
1:16:19🔗
Drew
I can't quite figure it out. Just found out kid's dad is married. Should she tell his wife? Kid's dad is married.
1:16:28🔗
I was dating this married man, and I didn't know he was married. And I ended up being pregnant. And that's when he decided to tell me. But everybody is telling me I should get a hold of his wife and tell her.
1:16:42🔗
Okay.
1:16:48🔗
Adam
Leon, you got to come down here, brother, because I'm going to be getting out of here.
1:17:14🔗
Adam
Come on down, pussy. I'll give you the address. Listen, I'll go talk to you right up there. Leon?
1:17:23🔗
Adam
All right. We'll be back. I swear to Christ, I hope this guy comes down here. I'm going to love kicking his ass. All right. We'll be back in a minute.
1:18:10🔗
Adam
All right. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. I spoke to a caller, Leon, off the air and invited him down. He said he was calling from Palm Springs, and said he was going to be in town next week, so I told him he can come down next week. And then he said he liked the show.
1:18:32🔗
Adam
So I guess he's back on board. All right. Barbara, you're 20. What's up? Oh, wait a minute. I know what's up with you. You're dating a married guy. You didn't know he was married?
1:18:46🔗
Caller
No. What he told me afterwards was that his wife worked in South Carolina for during the week when he was only home on the weekends, and that's when he said he was working.
1:19:02🔗
Adam
His wife would go to South Carolina to work all week, and then on weekends she'd be home, and he'd say he'd be working on weekends.
1:19:47🔗
Caller
Yeah. I mean, I guess I should have recognized something like that, but I wasn't looking for it.
1:20:02🔗
Adam
I mean, listen, I understand cheating, but bringing her over to the pad, hanging out with the kids.
1:20:31🔗
Adam
Here's the deal, everyone. You don't need to know specifics. You just need to know if someone's bad or not. And it's easy to know bad people. It really is.
1:20:41🔗
Adam
Of course. Well, sure, with his kids in the room. I mean, with that kind of audience. No, they were always asleep.
1:21:18🔗
Drew
That all got dropped though, people didn't appreciate it. Again, the poetic, right? That all got blanked out.
1:21:23🔗
Adam
Let me explain what Barbara said. Barbara did not want to talk about his sexual proclivity.
1:21:37🔗
Adam
She's got to be honest with you, with us, she's not proud of what went on in that bedroom because of, yes, her sensibilities and the finishing school and walking around all those years of the book on her head for posture. But anyway, tells a story of him liking a double-headed dildo and like to corn a hole himself with it while it was in her. Other than that, pretty straight sex stuff, I'd say, wouldn't you say, Drew? All right. Barbara?
1:22:10🔗
Adam
Let me make sure we're on the same page here. One end of the fake penis was in him, right?
1:22:30🔗
Adam
Hey, Barbara. I don't want to know how you speak when you're not on the radio. I imagine.
1:22:42🔗
Adam
I pretty much. I pretty pretty much think pretty much just mother effort and then like some connecting words like and if occasionally like market, you know, mother food. OK. All right. All right. So anyway, Barbara, what the hell happened to you? Yes. That's the big question. Oh, and now you're pregnant.
1:23:48🔗
Adam
All right, baby. All right, listen, we're tired of digging in on you, but this guy's a horrible guy. No, just let him have his own sort of hell that he's in. The soup, the mire that he's in is so poisonous. Just let him fester in it. I know you're screwed up and you want to act out, but find someone new to act out on.
1:24:13🔗
Drew
Good. We would bet that if you were trying to do the guy, there's something up with him. Yeah. Was your dad an alcoholic?
1:24:19🔗
Adam
I'm going three-headed dildo. That's what I'm guessing. Is it they make those the Delta dildo?
1:24:54🔗
Adam
Professional scalper. Yeah. I see. I don't trust this guy either, by the way, because that's a sleazy ass job.
1:25:06🔗
Adam
Let me tell you what that job is. Here's how I make money. I rip people off for a living. I take $35 concert tickets and I charge $600 for them by taking a bunch of teenagers and drug addicts and putting them in line so they can get a wristband and then give it back to me. It's really a horrible profession run by horrible people. It's almost as low as publicist. Almost.
1:26:02🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. There's another good gig. All right. Well, Barbara, all right. Stick with this new guy. Don't tell him all the stories about the old guy.
1:26:25🔗
Drew
Forget about telling that wife, by the way. Don't get involved with that other guy, Good Riddance.
1:26:33🔗
Adam
Oh, I don't know why I have such disdain for those sort of pseudo business guys that have some sort of business, but it's not really a business. It's more about it's sort of legally ripping people off. It's sort of like an above the board scam, essentially. There's certain businesses that are that way. And these guys drive me nuts. Maybe I'm jealous. Maybe I don't like the fact that they're making money off of something that seems so easy. But I hate guys who don't have tangible skills. And those guys end up just selling stuff. And I hate salesmen. I never trust them. TV salesmen are horrible people. Car salesmen are horrible people. I don't mean selling the TV. Where do you get inside a TV and see the guys who sell the shows? It's just a bunch of guys with fake white teeth are playing golf all the time and laughing. Oh, I'm Stu Jenkins. Well, nice to meet you. They're traveling and they're cheating on their wives. And they're just they're horrible. People that sell stuff are horrible people. People that sell stuff just can't do anything else. That's what that is to me. And publicists.
1:27:44🔗
Yes.
1:27:48🔗
Caller
I've been getting yeast infections for the last like eight months, almost on a regular basis. And I'm a dancer and I wondered if maybe like the baby wipes I'm using at work or maybe even my jacuzzi that I have at home, could that be adding to my problem?
1:28:07🔗
Adam
Modern jazz or a contemporary or interpretive dance. What do you do? I'm going to modern. A ballet? What?
1:28:16🔗
Adam
Oh, exotic. Interesting. I never think that one. And you go out, use baby wipes at work though, huh? Yeah. But what? So you don't smudge up the glass, the mirror in the back of the?
1:28:32🔗
Adam
Oh, I see. But you don't want to grease the pole up for the next girl. What do you use?
1:28:45🔗
Adam
You're going to remember this? All right. It's a good thing I announced it. Use the baby wipes when you're backstage before you come out on stage.
1:28:58🔗
Adam
Yeah. Are you wearing rouge on your crotch? No. You just like, you don't want to go out there.
1:29:10🔗
Adam
Right. I understand. Listen, hold on a second, Drew. If I were going to go out and do some dancing where I was going to spread my ass, you're damn right I'd give it a good wiping down before I hit the stage. And everyone in the front row would appreciate it.
1:29:47🔗
Caller
I went to the doctor the first time because I had no idea what it was because I'd never had anything like this before.
1:29:58🔗
Adam
All right. Hey, you know, listen, topless is one thing. Totally nude. The chicks will start getting a little nuts at that point.
1:30:14🔗
Drew
Don't get back to the doctor. There are other things that can predispose to it. There are things like diabetes and thyroid conditions. Any kind of medical problems can predispose to it. And once these things happen, they tend to keep happening. Sometimes you need to take something like Diflucan, which is a pill. You just take one pill. It eradicates the yeast.
1:30:29🔗
Adam
You know what I'd do? I'd get them baby wipes. You know how they have the dispensers sort of pop one off at a time? I'd stuff like 10 of them up me and just let the guys pull them out.
1:31:34🔗
Adam
Yeah, my love, Ace Rockolla is my good partner, my sidekick, my drudgy sidekick. I'm the Lone Raider, that is my tanto. I am Laurel, he is Hardy. I am Bob, he is Hope.
1:31:50🔗
Adam
He's the doctor's with the moccasins. All right, we're gonna hop back on the road today. Smack dab in the middle of the lightning round. Let's just check the time over here. It's 1146 and 30 seconds straight up. That is 13 minutes 30 seconds away from the time of the hour.
1:32:08🔗
Adam
Let's hop back on the road. Drew, excuse me. Yeah, Leah, Leah, 21 years old. What's up with that, mama?
1:32:42🔗
Caller
Okay, so if I was to go ahead and have herpes with sex, go ahead and simulate an outbreak.
1:32:53🔗
Caller
Yeah, I've had a couple different partners, but they've all known about the situation.
1:32:58🔗
Adam
That's how you got to have herpes, baby. But let me tell you, I wouldn't cut you off my list. No, sorry.
1:33:03🔗
Drew
It's different in different people. Sometimes it can be stimulated every time you have sex, sometimes never. But new partners do tend to stimulate it more likely.
1:33:11🔗
Drew
Nobody knows. It's probably because the virus is passing and the other person is about to get an outbreak and maybe it re-infects you, something like that. I don't know if anybody knows for sure.
1:33:29🔗
Adam
It's 1148 straight up, 12 minutes away from the top of the hour. You're smack dab in the middle of the light around. I'm Ace Rockolla. That is my good friend. I'm going to hop back on the phone and we'll talk to your pick. Bob. He's only two years old. Hey, Bob. Hey, how's it going? Yeah. Let me check the time real quick. Actually, I just checked it for my own personal purposes. I'm not going to share with you guys. What's up there, Bob?
1:34:00🔗
One guy, Leon, he needs to shut his damn mouth.
1:34:03🔗
I live a couple of blocks away from the radio station. I'll go down there and kick his ass myself.
1:34:07🔗
Adam
Thank you there, Bob. That's what I need. I need callers doing my bidding for me. What's up there, brother?
1:34:13🔗
Well, what the problem is, me and my girlfriend, we've been together for about four years and we're sleeping together for about two. Now, whenever we do sleep together, she has a lot of pain because she says that I'm too big for her.
1:34:39🔗
Caller
No, I mean, people have told me, yeah, you're big, but that's never been a problem like this.
1:34:50🔗
Drew
She's been checked out to make sure there's not something structurally going on with her, her cyst, her necrosis.
1:35:00🔗
Adam
Yeah, let me tell you what she does in the medical field. She's the one who puts the cotton in the top of the vitamin packs.
1:35:25🔗
Adam
Okay, let me check time real fast. It's 11.49 in 55 seconds. That's 10 minutes and five seconds away from the top of the average.
1:35:42🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something, ladies. You use that penis excuse, penis too wide for me, hurt in the vagina, and there's a 20 in it for you every time you bring it up, each and every time. I don't care if I got to run down the ATM naked. You're getting yourself a nice, crisp deuce every time you bring that up in front of the Ace man. All right, better as hot back on the phones there. We'll talk to John.
1:36:08🔗
Caller
Yeah, well, in the past, I had a lot of psycho kind of girlfriends, you know? Yeah. I'm trying to figure out, you know, maybe it's something that I'm doing wrong, or I'm like, attracting them or something.
1:36:25🔗
Adam
Yeah, don't worry about it, okay, brother? You'll get along just fine. You've got a long, long life ahead of you, unless you get wiped out in a car accident. It's 1151, straight up. It's nine minutes away from the top of the hour. I'm Ace Rockolla. It's a good partner over there, Dr. Drew. Did I tell you guys that the fabulous rock band Lit will be in here coming up? Also another rock band, the Stone Temple Pilots. STP, for those of you initial fans. They're gonna be in the air a little bit later this week. Right now, we're gonna hop back on the phones. Again, checking the time, 1151 in 25 seconds. 8 minutes and 35 seconds. We're waving the top of the hour straight up, lighting around.
1:37:13🔗
Adam
Good. It's a time saver. Wish I could figure that out. I can't hold down a job. I'm lagging off too much. But you take care of it while you're sleeping. Nice.
1:37:23🔗
Guest
But I have a lot of roommates and my girlfriend's pregnant and they come in to check on her. And it would be kind of embarrassing for them to see me do this while I was sleeping.
1:37:42🔗
Adam
All right. Well, here's how you can stop it there, Timbo. Squeeze one off before you hit the hay. That'll take some of the wind out of your sail. You can dream about Vietnam like I do instead of sex. You know what I'm saying?
1:37:56🔗
Drew
Yeah. That memorable tour of duty you had. Ace, you rarely talk about that. I'm surprised you brought it up.
1:38:01🔗
Adam
Enjoy. Enjoy. Let's check the times. 11.52 in 35 seconds. That's 7 minutes and 25 seconds away from the top of the hour.
1:38:16🔗
Adam
That's right. I'm laying my cards on the table. Let me tell you what I got on the table. Four aces, brother. Let's go.
1:38:29🔗
Adam
Yeah. I did take out a few villages. I think in my third tour, I was on a minesweeper in the Mekong Delta. I smoked out of a human skull, but I don't want to talk about it. We got a hot pack on the phones. We'll take one more call. Druski, you want to pick one up there? Yeah. Let's speak to Noah. Noah, you're 17 years old. What's up there, brother?
1:38:54🔗
Adam
Noah fell asleep right in the middle of the lightning round. Hold on a second there. Joseph.
1:39:09🔗
Adam
Well, that's the kind of joke Ace Rockolla would make, so it's apropos. Let me check the time real fast here. It's 11.53 in 40 seconds at 6 minutes and 20 seconds away from the top of the hour, straight up. Joseph, maybe you're just insecure. Maybe you think that people aren't going to like you the way you are. I don't know.
1:39:26🔗
Caller
I mean, it's just something like the people actually have it, like compulsive liars. I lie literally for every goddamn thing all the time.
1:39:33🔗
Adam
All right. Where should he go? Well, he would make one hell of a salesman. Hold on a second. Joseph, what do you do for a living? Maybe I can turn lemons into lemonade.
1:39:55🔗
Adam
It's the big building shaped like a nut. Go on in. Ask Mr. Squirrel. There should be a guy in a life-size squirrel suit that's out front greeting this- All right. We're going to take a break. We'll be back after this.
1:40:49🔗
Adam
Well, maybe the night was more memorable than we had initially anticipated. Thanks for tuning in. I do appreciate it. We'll be back tomorrow night, again, lit in Stone Temple Pilots a little bit later this week, and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.