Wednesday, April 26, 2000

1:26🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

1:29🔗 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:37🔗 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:39🔗 Voiceover Loveline.

1:40🔗 Adam Yep, it's a Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. Thank you. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number, 3108-54-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and an addiction medicine specialist. Tonight our guest is Nascar and a kart racer and the guy's driven in every form of racing. Baja 1000, all that good stuff, off road. Robby Gordon, although he's not here yet. But I'm...

2:11🔗 Drew It's Loveline, I would expect.

2:13🔗 Adam Oh, well, here he is. He is here. Well, let's just bring him right on in. I'll tell you, our show, we have people show up at the time of the show. I mean...

2:22🔗 Drew That's a good day.

2:24🔗 Voiceover That is a good day, but it's uncanny, yet we're four hours early to everything we do. It drives me insane. All right, so Robby is making his way into the studio now. He's just shaking Dr. Drew's hand. Now he's shaking my hand. Oh, he's pulling my arm off. And he's sitting down, putting his headphones on, taking his phone and shutting the power off on it.

2:48🔗 Drew I will not ever be a sports announcer. It just doesn't read well.

2:52🔗 Adam Good play by play, huh?

2:53🔗 Drew Now he's taking his phone off. Now he's shaking my hand.

2:56🔗 Adam But to be fair to them, to be fair to those guys, they care. I'm hoping I get fired. He's just taking his wingtip shoes off and he's put them on top of the console. Hi, Robby. Boy, are you comfortable? Lean in and speak into that thing that looks like a microphone, please.

3:15🔗 Robby Gordon Good evening, guys. How are you?

3:16🔗 Adam Nice to meet you. I think we spoke to you over the phone once, maybe.

3:22🔗 Robby Gordon I think it was Long Beach two years ago with PJ and Brian Herda.

3:28🔗 Adam Right. Herda and PJ Jones were in here, but Robby was over the phone. I was just reading, I follow racing, but I must admit I'm not an avid fan. I just follow from a distance.

3:40🔗 Drew Did Adam hit you up for an opportunity to drive in the Long Beach Grand Prix?

3:44🔗 Adam Yeah, I think he did. Yeah, I hit everyone up for that.

3:46🔗 Drew You've been here about four seconds. Well, I talked to you about it.

3:49🔗 Adam No, they already had the race.

3:51🔗 Drew Oh, that's right.

3:51🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, they had Long Beach two weeks ago, right?

3:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:54🔗 Drew Why don't you get working on it next year?

3:57🔗 Adam I'm going to be a big star next year, Drew. Way too big, way too big for that celebrity race. But I would like to drive in the actual race next year. So I'm going to work on Robby with that. Robby, I was looking at your very, very impressive resume here, all the years you've been involved with racing and all the different forms of racing. And I'll tell you one thing that a lot of people, it may not be a glamorous sport, but that Baja 1000, that's got to be about the hairiest thing anyone could ever do.

4:26🔗 Robby Gordon Well, I think I like that race because it's like the ultimate challenge. Some of these other races, you know, you race against the competitors. Baja is different. You don't race against the competitors. It's the driver, the team, the vehicle against the desert. And you have to beat the desert before you can beat any competitors.

4:45🔗 Adam And it's really 1,000 miles, is it not?

4:48🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, they're going to have a race this year coming up in November. It's going to be 2,000 miles because it's year 2000 at the end of the year. And yeah, it's going to it's going to take two or three drivers to be able to do that one. But then you think about very few cars. I'm going to say less than 50 percent of the cars make it 1,000 miles. So how many cars are going to finish 2,000?

5:11🔗 Adam 25 percent. I'm just doing some math.

5:13🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, exactly.

5:14🔗 Adam Well, I mean, it's incredible because how far is San Francisco from here? How many miles? 400 miles? Yeah, something like that.

5:21🔗 Robby Gordon Back and forth.

5:22🔗 Adam I mean, it's back and forth and then back to Santa Barbara or beyond again. And it's averaging 80 miles an hour through unknown terrain, a cactus, a desert. And God knows what kind of disease you catch over there in Mexico as well. Let's not factor that out. But what we're talking about tonight is Sunday, which is the California Speedway, which is out in Fontana. That race, correct?

5:49🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, the Winston Cup race is this weekend. You know, Winston Cup keeps growing every year. And we felt this year it made a lot of sense for us to take our IndyCar team and convert it to a Winston Cup team to build our future.

6:02🔗 Adam And what do you like? What do you prefer more? I mean, if you had your druthers, you're in the desert, you're in a cart, you know, IndyCar, or do you like the Winston Cup?

6:12🔗 Robby Gordon I like racing. And one thing good about Winston Cup is we run 34 weekends a year. A lot of testing, a lot of work goes in it, and gives me an opportunity to drive more.

6:21🔗 Adam And you think the cars are safer now than they were?

6:25🔗 Robby Gordon Winston Cup cars have always been pretty safe. Indy cars, you know, you're on that leading edge of technology. You push every possible fraction of the car to go over the edge. And Winston Cup cars, you know, they've been the same cars for the last 10, 15 years. I mean, obviously, body style changes, stuff like that. But the competition is very close there. The big difference between the car and Winston Cup is you'll have, we'll have 48, 50 cars show up for Fontana for 43 spots. So cars go home, if you miss it just a little bit, you load up your stuff and go home. We're in CART. We never went home. Everybody raced.

7:05🔗 Adam What are the rules in a Winston Cup? I mean, the regulations as far as engine displacement, weight and all that kind of stuff. Is there a bunch of rules for that?

7:13🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, there's a lot of rules. They do a lot to keep the cars heavy. The cars weigh 3,500 pounds, you know, 12 to 1 compression, carburetors, believe it or not.

7:28🔗 Adam Right, no injection, no supercharging, no blowing, no turbocharging.

7:33🔗 Robby Gordon But they're still making, I'm going to say, the real, real good teams are making 750 horsepower.

7:41🔗 Well, that ain't bad.

7:42🔗 Robby Gordon Which is pretty good.

7:43🔗 Adam Yeah, like Drew, people don't have anything to compare that to, but your basic family car has 165 or something like that. So these things are making quite a bit.

7:56🔗 Drew I know that Larry Flint's Bentley had 400.

7:58🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, that's a turbocharged V8 Bentley.

8:02🔗 Drew Last time we heard Adam talk about car, that's who he was talking to.

8:04🔗 Adam Yeah. Larry Flint was in here a couple of days ago, a couple of nights ago, and he has himself one of these new Bentley's. 365 grand, I believe, was the price, and he leases it. It's a poultry eight grand a month to drive with Larry, and he doesn't even really get to drive. You know what I mean? I mean, I forgot to ask him this, but how much performance do you really need when you're sitting in the back seat, for Christ's sake?

8:30🔗 Drew Asshole.

8:31🔗 Robby Gordon He might have hand controls.

8:33🔗 Adam I don't think he does.

8:35🔗 Drew He had a whole team of people taking them around.

8:37🔗 Adam Yeah, but he doesn't. I checked that car out. I don't think he has hand controls.

8:40🔗 Robby Gordon If you're going to pay eight grand a month, he might as well have hand controls installed in it, too.

8:44🔗 Adam I'd be driving from the back seat, where I'd be, if I was Larry. I think he has a trailer hitch for the wheelchair, actually. Sure, that'd be considered a form of abuse, wouldn't it?

8:53🔗 Drew Yeah, just you're suggesting it is.

8:56🔗 Adam He's got a great sense of humor.

8:57🔗 Drew Let's take some calls.

8:58🔗 Adam All right, well, all right, all right. Oh, you know what I like, though? Let me just say one more thing about these Winston Cup cars. These cars, when they got loose, they would spin around, and because of the way they were shaped aerodynamically, the second they got backwards, they'd just lift off the ground. And I mean, they just come, they just, aerodynamics is a really weird and powerful thing. This 3,500-pound car just come flying right off the ground like it was a plane taken off a carrier deck. And this happened all the time. And then the big, the big spectacular wrecks were because cars spun out, went backwards for beat, and then just got airborne and then started cartwheeling. Somebody figured out that they put just a couple little, like one foot by one foot flaps in the roof that just laid flat. But when they, when the car got backwards, obviously the wind got under them and they lifted up, cars don't come off the ground anymore. And it's not, it's not much, is it?

9:50🔗 Robby Gordon I mean, it's just a little flap of sheet metal. It's the little bit of, little things that do a lot in Winston Cup. Our last race was Talladega. And we are involved in one of those accidents that normally cars would be flying in the air. I mean, it gathered up 17 cars in this one wreck. And those flaps, along with some other things that NASCAR has done for safety, not only for the drivers, but for the fans and the spectators, to keep everybody safe is some of these little flaps, these little aerodynamic things that pop up. They also have side windows that blow out. They have panels that pop off. There's little flaps underneath the hood even that open up and let air out of the hood so they keep them from getting airborne now.

10:30🔗 Adam Well, okay. Well, as a spectator, I can't say that I like it. I like to see the cars get airborne.

10:35🔗 Robby Gordon But you don't want to see them go over the fence though. That'd be a bad deal.

10:38🔗 Adam Well, no, I'm watching on TV, so I'd like to see a few hundred spectators taken out. I want to see spectacular, but I don't want to see anyone get hurt, at least that I know. Derek?

10:49🔗 Drew He's just a dick.

10:50🔗 Adam You're 18. What's up?

10:52🔗 Caller What's up?

10:53🔗 Adam Derek?

10:54🔗 Caller Yeah?

10:54🔗 Adam Yeah, what's your question?

10:56🔗 Caller My question is, if I was to put cocaine in my girlfriend's vagina and have sex, would that hurt anything?

11:04🔗 Adam No. It's done all the time. It's perfectly natural, perfectly healthy.

11:07🔗 Drew Your soul would be hurt.

11:08🔗 Adam How much money do you have at 18 that you can be dumping a kilo of a coke in your girlfriend's vagina, as you put it?

11:17🔗 Caller Not enough.

11:18🔗 Adam All right. So you're just yanking our chains, Derek, please. All right. Enjoy yourself.

11:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:25🔗 Adam It is a numbing agent, though, isn't it, Drew?

11:27🔗 Drew Yeah, to some extent.

11:28🔗 Adam What was that cocaine invented for?

11:31🔗 Drew Surgeries on the surface of the nose and the mouth. So you could apply it, and it would give anesthesia and stop bleeding, because it's vasoconstrictor also. And the problem, the effect on the brain, the stuff people get high with, is actually different than the anesthetic effect. But the vasoconstrictor property is still what's so treacherous with that drug in terms of causing medical problems. It constricts the vessels to the heart, the kidney, the brain, and cause kidney failure, strokes, and heart attacks.

11:55🔗 Adam Small price to pay for a good time, though. But Drew, is that way people start snorting it or is it just total coincidence? I mean, was it being applied to some guy's nose, and he breathed in and went, hey, this ain't bad? I mean, you think that's how it got started?

12:11🔗 Drew I don't know. It was probably liquid to start with. Good question.

12:14🔗 I don't know that.

12:15🔗 Adam Samantha.

12:16🔗 Hi.

12:17🔗 Adam You're 17.

12:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:21🔗 Basically, my problem is that I just have really low self-esteem and I've been to therapy and stuff. I'm just not sure if this is like normal because I'm, you know, just a teenage girl and I guess it's kind of normal, but I don't know if I should try to get medication or something if it's like a depression thing.

12:38🔗 Drew Well, are you depressed?

12:41🔗 I have been, but I don't think it's really that. It's just that like sometimes I just look at myself and makes me sick. Like I just get disgusted.

12:51🔗 Drew Well, the feelings of guilt and worthlessness can be symptoms of depression too. So having that treated might not be a bad idea. But is there something you're working on in therapy?

13:02🔗 I was in therapy also because of I was really stressed out and I don't know, I don't have like...

13:08🔗 Adam How the hell did you get stressed out? I didn't know what stress was at 17. I mean, I didn't know that was a viable option.

13:14🔗 Drew You've made that eminently clear discussing your high school career.

13:18🔗 Adam Well, I never did any homework or studying or read.

13:20🔗 Drew I don't know how stressful a ceramics actually was.

13:23🔗 Adam Being a ceramics major in high school, and I think Robby will back me up on this, a lot like the Nascar circuit, really, if you think about it. I was actually very intense, very competitive. A lot of guys vying for my clay. Everyone wanting to be king of the ceramics room. Only so, and I'm gonna use Robby's example here, only so much room in the kiln. You know what I'm saying? There's a lot of kids, a lot of projects, maybe only 50% of those make it into the kiln for the firing itself. So there's a certain amount of pressure. And yeah, that's where I think I gained my competitive edge over a lot of folks now.

13:57🔗 Drew I was maximally stressed 18 to 22.

13:59🔗 Adam You were?

14:00🔗 Drew That was the peak stress years.

14:01🔗 Adam Yeah, but you were studying and your parents had plans for you and you had potential. That whole potential thing, that's what causes stress. Samantha?

14:10🔗 Yeah?

14:11🔗 Adam Do you have potential?

14:12🔗 Yeah.

14:13🔗 Adam Ah, well, there you go. That's your problem.

14:16🔗 I just, I don't know if it's the kind of thing that's normal because, you know, I'm just a, you know.

14:22🔗 Adam Well, I bet your parents are kind of freaked out, right?

14:25🔗 No, my parents love me. They've always been.

14:27🔗 Adam Are they professional people?

14:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

14:29🔗 Adam They have a, they want a better life for you?

14:32🔗 There was this one time that a girl called in, she was like me, and you asked if she took ballet, and I think that.

14:37🔗 Drew Yeah, no, do you have an eating disorder? It was going to be my next question.

14:39🔗 I don't know. I did do that kind of thing. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but.

14:43🔗 Drew Yeah, it does.

14:44🔗 Adam All right.

14:45🔗 Drew Well.

14:45🔗 Adam All right, so you're in therapy, right?

14:47🔗 No, not anymore because I didn't do anything. It didn't help at all.

14:50🔗 Drew Well, how many years did you go?

14:52🔗 Well, the therapist would be like, well, you have to start looking, you know, inside here and thinking. It just didn't, I was like, okay.

14:57🔗 Drew Samantha, how many years did you go?

14:59🔗 That was over the summer, last summer.

15:03🔗 Adam So you went for half a summer when you were 15 and a half. Come on.

15:06🔗 Drew You got to go for a long time before anything starts happening.

15:09🔗 I don't know if the problem is really that deep-seated.

15:12🔗 Adam All right, well, forget it. What are you going to do?

15:14🔗 Drew Well, it is. You've had an eating disorder. We have what we sort of in broad strokes call intrusive parents, parents that didn't let you develop separately as a whole person, give you the sort of support you need to develop a sense of yourself, and that's why you have no sense of self. It's very low self-esteem at best.

15:32🔗 Adam Robby, did your parents want a better life for you than they had?

15:36🔗 Robby Gordon I was pushed pretty hard at a young age.

15:39🔗 Adam To race?

15:40🔗 Robby Gordon To race, yeah.

15:40🔗 Adam Wow.

15:41🔗 Robby Gordon And not only to race, but to win. So, yeah, it's one of those self-esteem things. You know, you set your goals up so high that nothing else matters but winning.

15:52🔗 Adam So, I mean, because racing always seems to me to be almost like a, in a way, your parents have to be involved in it because you got to get started early. And at 11, you're just not buying your own ride. You know, I mean, how do you get into it unless somebody in your family, and I know that it's not this way 100% of the time, but more often than not, aren't most of the guys that are now racing, don't they come from families that encouraged it or that race themselves?

16:24🔗 Robby Gordon I believe so.

16:25🔗 Drew They have to pay a ton of money to get the kids on and stuff.

16:28🔗 Adam Well, they get into carting and stuff like that.

16:31🔗 Robby Gordon You can do some stuff fairly reasonable. I mean, you know, I started at a very young age racing bicycles.

16:36🔗 Adam Oh, BMX bikes.

16:37🔗 Robby Gordon BMX bikes. And then from there moved on to motocross.

16:41🔗 Adam Right.

16:42🔗 Robby Gordon And just the competition just pushed me farther and farther up to the position where I was racing motocross and had a ride with Kawasaki. And that was a lot of fun. It was a neat deal. Got hurt a couple of times racing supercross. And from there, my dad had some off-road cars and allowed me to race a little bit.

17:02🔗 Adam You're lucky. You're lucky.

17:03🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, I mean, just.

17:04🔗 Adam Dad had some off-road cars. My dad had a Volkswagen. Well, it was.

17:08🔗 Drew Your dad had a TV, didn't he?

17:09🔗 Robby Gordon It was somewhat of a Volkswagen.

17:10🔗 Adam Black and white. Was it one of those Baja?

17:14🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, it was a Baja Volkswagen, or kind of a Baja Volkswagen.

17:19🔗 Adam I remember that was. I remember when that was hip to take your VW Bug and turn it into a Baja racer and just drive it around on the street. You know what I mean? Jack it up, cut the hood up, cut the rear deck lid up.

17:31🔗 Drew The engine out the back.

17:32🔗 Adam Hang the engine out the back. Get that big stinger exhaust pipe, the big long orange flag.

17:37🔗 Robby Gordon You had one of those too?

17:38🔗 Adam No, I wanted one. I thought, what a dream ride. Steven?

17:44🔗 Yeah.

17:45🔗 Adam You're 17. What's up?

17:48🔗 Caller I've been going out with my girlfriend for about two years now. Just found out that she's pregnant over this week.

17:55🔗 She got left last weekend.

17:57🔗 Caller And my buddy is at work and everything. I can't afford for an abortion and neither can she. And my buddy is at work. We're saying that, I don't know what you call it. I think you call it douching or whatever.

18:12🔗 Drew No, no, no. Oh my God. Where do you work?

18:15🔗 Caller At a tire store.

18:16🔗 Drew A tire store. I'm surprised he doesn't say it's a tire iron or something. Insanely.

18:20🔗 Caller Like hard liquor or anything that could possibly cause her to have an abortion.

18:23🔗 Drew No. Please. Stephen.

18:26🔗 What could I do?

18:27🔗 Drew You could take her somewhere that she can find an abortion for next to nothing. Call Planned Parenthood to start with.

18:32🔗 Okay.

18:32🔗 Drew Have you tried them?

18:33🔗 No.

18:34🔗 Drew All right.

18:34🔗 Adam Have you tried Bob's Abortion Barn?

18:37🔗 Drew It's 1-800.

18:38🔗 Adam It's in most malls.

18:40🔗 Hold on one second.

18:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Write this down. What do you do? You balance some wheels and repack some bearings?

18:47🔗 Yeah. Mostly oil changes.

18:49🔗 Adam You guys got a brake special going on?

18:53🔗 Drew All right.

18:53🔗 I'm ready.

18:54🔗 Drew He's got some bong special though going on.

18:56🔗 Adam You smoking a fair amount of weed, Steve?

18:58🔗 Occasionally.

18:58🔗 Robby Gordon Oh, come on.

19:00🔗 Adam You're on a fast track, buddy. Come on.

19:04🔗 Drew Even the chuckle has got the pot left to it.

19:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Usually it has to break into a full-blown laugh before we notice the excessive weed smoking. But when your chuckle is a giveaway, that means you're smoking a lot of weed.

19:15🔗 Drew Occasionally. You can't pull that one over on us. Occasionally, to every hour occasionally?

19:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

19:26🔗 Drew Okay. All right. 1-800.

19:28🔗 Couple times a week. Okay.

19:29🔗 Drew Yeah. What do you think you're talking to? 1-800-230-PLAN.

19:38🔗 What's that?

19:39🔗 Drew PLAN, plan.

19:40🔗 Okay. All right.

19:41🔗 Drew Get in there, call them, see what kind of referrals they have. There are definitely low-cost options for this.

19:45🔗 Like in San Francisco, would they like, and where to go and stuff?

19:48🔗 Drew Is that where we are in San Francisco? Absolutely. I'm sure there's a ton of resources up there.

19:52🔗 Adam Oh, Drew, I was just thinking about how screwed your kids are when they start experimenting with drugs. You know, they start smoking a little weed. One of their friends gives them a hit of pot after school, or they drink a couple of beers in the park. Oh my God, Drew is like a McGruff.

20:08🔗 Drew No, I've got a nose that's 10,000 times stronger than any other human.

20:12🔗 Adam Jesus Christ. I have a shot of Nyquil two days before I come in here and you smell it. Hey, these kids are screwed. Screwed. They're dead meat. I mean, all my other friends would just BS the hell out of their parents. You know, they'd come in, they'd go, I smell pot in here. And they're, oh, it's the catalytic converter. The car is leaking up through the garage or whatever. And their parents would buy it all the time. But Drew, your kids are screwed. Trying to think what they're going to do.

20:36🔗 Drew In fact, their classmates are screwed too. Yeah, because you'll sniff it on them.

20:41🔗 Adam Now, when you do those walk-throughs, you want to leash or they just let you run through a while?

20:46🔗 Drew And first, they take a towel and throw it, have me chase it around a little bit.

20:49🔗 Adam That's right. They get you on the scent, give you like the sock or mitten of a stoner, get you going in the right direction. Oh, Jesus Christ. You could really get a job at an airport. Nancy?

21:01🔗 Yeah?

21:02🔗 Adam You're 16. You're on with race car driver, Robby Gordon, by the way.

21:06🔗 Caller Hey, Mr. Gordon.

21:07🔗 Adam Hi, Nancy.

21:07🔗 Caller How are you? I'm doing okay.

21:10🔗 Adam What's your question?

21:11🔗 Caller Well, my best friend, okay, has just gotten this new girlfriend. I'm happy for him and everything. We're best friends. But his new girlfriend doesn't like white people. And I'm white. And so she's trying to keep us away from each other. And me and him have been in numerous fights. And I don't know what to do about it.

21:27🔗 Adam What is she? One of those Eskimos?

21:29🔗 Caller No, she's an African American.

21:31🔗 Adam Oh, I see. How do you know she doesn't like white people?

21:35🔗 Caller She told me to my face she doesn't like white people.

21:37🔗 Drew Wait, I'm confused who's what color here.

21:39🔗 Adam Look, you're white.

21:40🔗 He's black and she's black.

21:42🔗 Drew And you were his friend?

21:43🔗 Yeah.

21:44🔗 Drew And his new girlfriend doesn't like you? Oh, boy.

21:46🔗 Adam And you're good friends with him?

21:49🔗 Drew Why don't you avoid her and why don't you let this be his problem? Okay. Okay, it's not your problem.

21:55🔗 Adam He should step in and say something, right?

21:57🔗 Drew Yeah, or keep them apart. But if he wants to date somebody that's a racist, that's about him. It's showing you something about him, though, and you might want to talk to him about that.

22:04🔗 Caller Well, the worst part is she's two-faced, though. She's all nice to me to my face and she's like, oh, hi, can't, you know, I mean, how can I be mad at you? You're nice and you're sweet and I'm like, okay, then don't be mad at me.

22:14🔗 Drew Well, but that's the very-

22:15🔗 Adam I thought she said you didn't like white people to your face.

22:19🔗 Caller She did because she got mad at me when I finally told her that I was getting sick and tired of her two-faced.

22:23🔗 Drew Well, but look.

22:24🔗 Caller Other friends who tell me that-

22:25🔗 Adam All right. Hey, hey, drama queen, just relax out there, would you? Maybe she just doesn't like you because you're pain in the ass. You know what I'm saying? It can happen.

22:36🔗 Drew Adam, please be a little more clear about this, geez.

22:39🔗 Adam Well, listen, a lot of people chalk a lot of stuff up to racism. He doesn't like me because of the color of my skin or my religious persuasion or sexual proclivity. But a lot of you are idiots and a-holes and maybe they don't like you for that.

22:56🔗 Drew I had another one of those experiences where I got attacked by someone because of their issues. I'll go on after the break. I was talking to Amanda Pete and interviewing her for some satellite.

23:08🔗 Adam Who is Amanda Pete?

23:09🔗 Drew Jack and Jill.

23:11🔗 Adam Which one is she?

23:12🔗 Drew She's not Jack.

23:13🔗 Adam Okay. She's Jill?

23:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

23:14🔗 Adam Right.

23:17🔗 Drew After the break.

23:18🔗 Adam After the break?

23:18🔗 Drew Yeah.

23:19🔗 Adam Well, let me warn everybody. Also, well, let me reset the show.

23:23🔗 Drew The man shows up.

23:24🔗 Adam Let me do my talking. Robby Gordon is our guest. He's going to be driving in the Winston Cup race Sunday at the California Speedway in Fontana. Now, back to the important part. Yes, the man show is going to be on tonight. And what does Governor Jesse Ventura say about the man show? I'm just curious if he has anything to add.

23:45🔗 Best show on television, the man show.

23:47🔗 Adam Really?

23:47🔗 Drew Is that what he said? Let me hear some more.

23:49🔗 Caller Best show on television, the man show. Oh, the best.

23:53🔗 If you can take it as a show, what is it?

23:55🔗 Caller What is it? It's the man show. It's a show that...

23:58🔗 A show for guys.

23:59🔗 Caller Yeah, it's a show that I'm so surprised that the women's groups are not protesting it.

24:05🔗 Whatever.

24:08🔗 Adam He says a few other good things about it, too.

24:10🔗 Drew Have you flown him out here yet to surprise parents?

24:13🔗 Adam We're working on it. He is my kind of guy. He's got my vote. I'm going to Minnesota to vote in the next election.

24:20🔗 Caller Like I said, I'm giving the governor's approval to the man show.

24:23🔗 Adam That's right. Totally unsolicited. All right. We will take ourselves a little break. We'll be back with Robby Gordon and you after this.

24:36🔗 Caller We'll be right back with more. Love Line.

25:09🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline and Adam Corolla. There's Dr. Drew over there. Everclear is going to be in here tomorrow night. Tonight, the race car driver, Robbie Gordon, is here. Got the Nascar Winston Cup Series over here at the Fontana Speedway, the California Speedway. And where the hell is the thing for tickets? Where'd that go there, Drew? What'd it do? Ah, yes, here we go. If you want to get tickets, and this place holds a few people, doesn't it? I mean, what's the average size of one of these speedways? I mean, they hold over 100,000, a lot of them, don't they?

25:43🔗 Robby Gordon I believe, I know the infield for the motorhome parking, I've been told was sold out in six hours. Wow. So I know the infield parking or motorhome parking is full, but I'm sure there's general mission to the infield. But I'm going to say, I'm probably stabbing at the dark, I'm going to say 130,000 people.

26:04🔗 Drew I flew in over a couple weeks ago with the Indianapolis Speedway. First of all, huge, huge. Really? The second thing that occurs to you is, what the hell is this thing doing here?

26:14🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, it's a two-mile racetrack.

26:15🔗 Drew It's not in the middle of nowhere.

26:17🔗 Adam 150,000, I was just told. I mean, these are the biggest venues really we have. I mean, if you think about the Coliseum would hold 90,000, average football stadium holds 65,000, 75,000. This is 150,000. That's about it.

26:33🔗 Drew They're huge.

26:33🔗 Adam Yeah. I'd love to get into that infield on one of them Winnebago's getting loaded out in the sun. And then at a certain point, you take the 12-pack cardboard container and show us your t-shirt on it.

26:46🔗 Robby Gordon Or wear it on your head for a hat?

26:47🔗 Drew You are all class, man.

26:48🔗 Adam Hey, use a piece of charcoal briquette, you know? And you put that on, and you just hold it up right there on the infield. It's good times.

26:56🔗 Drew I've seen it.

26:57🔗 Robby Gordon I've seen it.

26:58🔗 Drew I was interviewing Amanda Peat.

27:00🔗 Adam Huh?

27:00🔗 Drew I was interviewing Amanda Peat.

27:02🔗 Adam Well, let me tell you what else I'd do on that infield.

27:04🔗 Robby Gordon What would you do?

27:05🔗 Drew I don't know. He'd pee.

27:06🔗 Adam Go ahead, Drew. I'd pee right off the top of that Winnebago. I wouldn't be able to stop myself.

27:10🔗 Drew And this guy came out at the show and started screaming at me for interrupting her and how dare I talk about women's issues. I thought to myself, you know, here's the real problem in our country today. People who are allies and should be allies aren't, because people have so much of their own crap they're responding to, that they can't even actually put the issue ahead of their own BS.

27:32🔗 Adam Well, listen.

27:33🔗 Drew And form coalitions and support people who are actually allies on the same causes. It's unbelievable. Anyway.

27:39🔗 Adam Drew, you're very frustrated.

27:40🔗 Drew Yes, I am.

27:41🔗 Adam And I've warned you about interacting with people, that you insist. You've told me not to. You're such a whore. Can you stop doing stuff for a minute, please? Stop going out, stop talking to everybody, stop interacting, stop going out of town. Just relax.

27:56🔗 Drew Relax for a minute, brother. This was a webcast.

27:58🔗 Adam Stop all that stuff. Just go home. Get loaded. Put your feet up.

28:03🔗 Drew Set a spell.

28:04🔗 Adam Hit the infield. Get on the Winnebago with me in the charcoal briquette. Nikki?

28:09🔗 Hi.

28:10🔗 Adam You're 19. What's up?

28:11🔗 Caller Yeah. For the past couple of weeks, me and my boyfriend have been having unprotected sex, and I think I might be pregnant, but I started my period, but I started a week and a half early.

28:20🔗 Drew Why were you engaging in this activity?

28:22🔗 Caller Huh?

28:22🔗 Drew Why were you doing this? Why weren't you using protection?

28:26🔗 Caller Um, I don't know. It's kind of dumb.

28:29🔗 I know.

28:30🔗 Drew You want to get pregnant?

28:31🔗 Caller Yeah, kind of, because he's not sure if he can have kids or not, so we're trying to see. We're already married.

28:38🔗 Drew Oh, okay.

28:39🔗 Caller Yeah, so we're trying to see if we can't, you know, have kids or not. We've already been to the doctors and everything, and we're not sure.

28:46🔗 Adam Why did you get married so young?

28:48🔗 Caller We've been together since we were in junior high.

28:50🔗 Drew How old is he? How old is he?

28:53🔗 He's 20.

28:54🔗 Drew Do you have intact families? You come from intact families?

28:58🔗 Caller Yeah, our families know each other real well.

29:00🔗 Adam But why the rush for kids?

29:03🔗 Drew Why not, David?

29:04🔗 Adam Oh, who cares? All right, half 15.

29:06🔗 Drew Anyway, the problem here is that you don't, it could be an ectopic pregnancy or a spontaneous abortion called a miscarriage. It's something you ought to see a doctor about. If you get any pelvic pain at all, any abdominal pain, it's important to see somebody immediately.

29:17🔗 Adam All right, we'll get back to the phones. It's Paul.

29:21🔗 Caller Hi.

29:21🔗 Adam Hey, you're 15.

29:22🔗 Caller Yeah. I have a problem when I ejaculate.

29:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:29🔗 Caller I don't know if it's that some of it doesn't get out of the penis all the way. But if I don't urinate within like 10 minutes after, it hurts when I urinate later.

29:45🔗 Adam That is like a little something dried up clogging the pipes. It's got to blow it out.

29:50🔗 Drew Is it like a burning later or is it like a crampy, like somebody kicked you in the testicles? Burning.

29:57🔗 Adam Well, we'd say sexually transmitted disease, but from the sound of your voice, doesn't sound like you've had sex yet. No. No. It's funny because when we talk to 15-year-olds who have had sex, they don't sound anything like you.

30:14🔗 Drew Maybe they talk like that before it happens to them, and that's what determines.

30:17🔗 Adam Oh, that's what gets them laid. Interesting premise.

30:19🔗 Drew But it allows them to go down that path. They're developed enough to be able to push on.

30:25🔗 Adam Another interesting premise. Boring but interesting at the same time.

30:29🔗 Drew I'm proud of that.

30:29🔗 Adam All right. So Paul, the answer is you must take a leak.

30:34🔗 Drew Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it, Paul. Unless you get really a visceral pain, then it can be something a little different, but it's nothing you should be concerned about.

30:40🔗 Adam You should want to pee anyway because it's time for bed, right?

30:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

30:45🔗 Adam All right. All right. I'm trying to think. Now I get up. Robby, how old are you? 31. If I sleep, I'd say about two or three nights out of the week, I'll get up and take a leak on a seven and a half, eight hour night of sleep. Now, yeah, two or three nights, I'd say out of a seven night week. I never did this when I was 21, 22.

31:16🔗 Drew Oh, and when you're 45?

31:18🔗 Adam I'm just going to wet myself. I'm not getting up. The point is, and number two by 45, 50. But the point is, I just dawned on me, I wet my bed when I was a kid for a while, longer than I should have. I was probably, I don't know, nine, 10, whatever I was. The point is, when I look at my life, as far as urinating in the middle of the night, this will be a very small window. When you step back and look at it, you know, it's going to be like age 11 to 31.

31:48🔗 Drew When it worked.

31:48🔗 Adam When it worked. And then after that, all getting up and whizzing or just myself.

31:55🔗 Drew We'll have it be a very long chapter.

31:57🔗 Adam What's that?

31:57🔗 Drew You'll carry on about that for quite a long time.

31:59🔗 Adam Drew, what is up with that? Is that all right for me to get up and take a leak?

32:03🔗 Drew It's a little bit young for you to be in. Now, never mind the fact that we sit here and drink coffee till midnight. And then you go home and drink half a bottle of wine.

32:11🔗 Adam Start to booze, yeah, sure. How's that it?

32:13🔗 Drew That's it.

32:14🔗 Adam So you're saying I'm going to have to go to Coke? Let's see. I gotta go with something that's not liquid, though, is what you're saying, right?

32:21🔗 Drew Pills.

32:21🔗 Adam Oh, like a Quaalude or something, right? Crush that up. I wouldn't crush that up in a little warm tea, little green tea, something like that. Maybe a Valium something. Something like that, right? Okay. Point well taken, Drew. Thanks for the advice. That's why you're the doctor, buddy. Tony?

32:40🔗 Hello?

32:40🔗 Adam You're 17.

32:41🔗 Caller Yeah. Okay. During the summer, my cousin came down to visit. She lives in Seattle.

32:48🔗 Drew How old is she?

32:49🔗 Caller 17.

32:50🔗 Adam All right.

32:50🔗 Drew Did we talk to her last night? Or the night before? Remember that one?

32:53🔗 Adam Yeah.

32:53🔗 Caller Yeah, I heard, but no, that's not her.

32:55🔗 Adam Right.

32:55🔗 Caller And we got like kind of emotionally attached and we ended up having sex. And well, she had to go back to Seattle because she was just visiting.

33:07🔗 Drew He's her first cousin?

33:09🔗 Caller We have the same grandfather. It's not the same grandmother. And then so, well, we kind of had like a relationship going on, but I haven't seen her for like a whole year already. And she's still kind of like attached. And I want to know how to like break it up with her because she's one of those people that needs like trauma in their life, like always.

33:31🔗 Caller Oh, boy.

33:32🔗 Drew She's going to create it if you try to break it up.

33:34🔗 Adam But Tony, you haven't seen her in a year, you said.

33:37🔗 Yeah, but we talk like, alright, slow it down.

33:40🔗 Drew Just slow it down. Distance yourself, slowly break it off.

33:42🔗 Adam Where's this one going? You know what I mean?

33:44🔗 Drew It's not that hard to distance yourself from somebody that lives a thousand miles away.

33:47🔗 Adam And your cousins.

33:49🔗 Caller But that's why I think since she's a person that's always having like trauma in her life, she's going to go and tell somebody. Well, she knows about it. And like, my parents will like kill me.

33:59🔗 Drew You know what? Either way, if she's that chaotic, she's going to tell someone something you're going to do is going to be perceived as less than ideal.

34:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

34:07🔗 Drew And she'll react.

34:08🔗 Adam Well, you have two choices as start a family with your cousin. Yeah. Or break it break it off. I want to speak to Matt over here about the Baja 2000. Jesus. Robby. Matt. I mean, Matt. Sorry.

34:21🔗 Yeah.

34:22🔗 Adam Looking at Robby up there. What's up there, Matt? You got a question for Robby?

34:25🔗 Yeah, man.

34:26🔗 I want to know if you're going to do the Baja 2000 this year.

34:34🔗 Robby Gordon Well, we like to do the Baja. So far this season, we've been working really hard just trying to get the Winston Cup program going.

34:42🔗 Yeah, but this is like playing, man. This is like where the fun is.

34:49🔗 Drew Matt is 25.

34:50🔗 Gassing, jumping, sliding.

34:53🔗 Adam 25.

34:54🔗 I know.

34:55🔗 I've watched some of your videos, and this guy Robby, like 85 miles an hour, man, he hits on the glass in his truck, and pops the front end up, and he's doing like a quarter mile wheelie stance.

35:07🔗 Drew Matt is stuck like at 14.

35:09🔗 Live.

35:09🔗 Adam Matt, if you say the word boss or bitching, I'm going to go through the roof.

35:15🔗 Caller Dude is live in the desert.

35:17🔗 Adam Man, how much weed do you smoke?

35:19🔗 Caller Because there's no other way.

35:21🔗 Adam Matt.

35:22🔗 Caller Matt.

35:23🔗 Drew Ask it a little differently.

35:24🔗 Adam How many times a day do you smoke weed?

35:28🔗 Caller I don't.

35:29🔗 Adam No, come on, brother.

35:30🔗 Caller I'm totally stoked on...

35:32🔗 Adam Who are you kidding? Come on, how much weed do you smoke?

35:35🔗 Caller How much? I don't. I'm yelling all the time. My little kid races PW50s at Lake Elsinore.

35:42🔗 Drew He could be no.

35:42🔗 Adam Wow, you're just one of those guys.

35:44🔗 Robby Gordon He's a racer. He's a racer from the heart.

35:46🔗 Adam All right.

35:47🔗 Caller He's my voice all the time.

35:48🔗 Adam All right. All right. So what about it, Robby, you're going to do the 2000?

35:53🔗 Robby Gordon We want to do the Baja. I mean, this is going to be one of the toughest races for sure ever off-road racing and we're looking for sponsors right now. Trying to put a program.

36:03🔗 Adam Put me down for 50 bucks.

36:04🔗 Robby Gordon 50 bucks?

36:05🔗 Adam I'll buy like a lug nut or something. 50 bucks. I'll just put the Man Show sticker inside the car under the seat.

36:12🔗 Robby Gordon We're going to do it then. You're on. All right. There's my first sponsor for the Baja 2000.

36:16🔗 Adam And what will you raise? A big full size truck?

36:20🔗 Robby Gordon We have a truck that we raced last year. We finished, I want to say, fifth? Yeah, we finished fifth last year, Baja.

36:28🔗 Adam What kind of truck?

36:31🔗 Robby Gordon It's a handmade vehicle.

36:35🔗 Adam Wait, would it be in the full size, like an open class?

36:38🔗 Robby Gordon It would be in the unlimited class. These things are very, very fast race cars. 150 miles an hour in the dirt is getting it on.

36:45🔗 Caller Really? Yeah.

36:46🔗 Adam Is it a truck? Oh yeah. Five-speed, six-speed?

36:49🔗 Robby Gordon No, automatic.

36:50🔗 Adam Automatic. And what's it powered by?

36:55🔗 Robby Gordon That is to be questioned right now.

36:58🔗 Adam Oh, you don't want to talk about it?

37:00🔗 Drew They need to get somebody to...

37:02🔗 Adam Well, I mean, here's my point. Was the one from last year, is that Ford, Chevy, Mopar?

37:07🔗 Robby Gordon Last year was a Toyota.

37:09🔗 Adam A V8?

37:10🔗 Robby Gordon A V8 Lexus Toyota motor. Made about 600 horsepower. The Ford that we won Baja with a few years back made 815 horsepower.

37:22🔗 Adam You know, the craziest thing in the world is the guys who do those races on the motorcycles. That is total effing insanity because oftentimes, or at least they used to, win overall.

37:33🔗 Robby Gordon Oh no, they give us a run for our money. The motorcycles are extremely nimble and quick and fast and with the support they have now, with the factories being involved, with Honda, Kawasaki being involved, I mean, they got helicopter support. They have all the things that we have helping them out. Plus, they have riders and it's not drivers.

37:53🔗 Adam They do stages.

37:53🔗 Robby Gordon They do stages. So, they leapfrog like 50 miles stages.

37:57🔗 Adam You're right.

37:57🔗 Robby Gordon And these guys are just wide open.

38:00🔗 Adam These guys are, you know, it's one thing. I mean, I wouldn't want to do it in any vehicle, but a truck, at least I could see myself hanging on for, these guys that are averaging 85, 90 for 500,000 miles through the desert, they don't even know what's in front of them. It's a dark good portion of the time. I mean, it's just total insanity.

38:21🔗 Drew There's no road? Do you make your own road?

38:24🔗 Robby Gordon No, there is a road. And actually, to go back on, you say that people don't know what's in front of them. Today, with the computers we have, I have a two seat vehicle. So my passenger, a lot of the times gets sick because he sits there and reads pace notes, tells me, okay, in a half a mile, we're going to do a number five left hand turn, number five, like a hairpin. The motorcycle guys, they memorize that 50 mile segment.

38:48🔗 Adam But I'm talking, I mean, that may be now, but 15, 20 years ago, it was pretty much, they didn't know where the hell they were going.

38:56🔗 Robby Gordon 15, 20 years ago, they used to allow us to go point to point and say, okay, from this point, Ojos Negros to San Felipe. I don't care how you go, just stay off the highway. Really? That's when off-road racing used to be fun. But now with competition getting so competitive, everybody is using every advantage they can to outdo their competition. They've got a marked course that only allowing you 50 feet off the course. I like the point to point. Get it on, do whatever you want. You want to mow over the bushes, get it on.

39:26🔗 Drew Yeah, it's a great race.

39:27🔗 Adam All right. We're going to take ourselves a little bit of a break. Race car driver Robby Gordon is here. When we come back, we'll speak to Eric, who's a six-year-old girlfriend told him that girls can't orgasm until they're 20. He wants to know if that's true. We'll tell him after this.

39:43🔗 Drew Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

39:46🔗 Adam Back in a minute. Well, it's worth hearing. Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla.

40:21🔗 That's Dr. Drew.

40:23🔗 Adam Robby Gordon, the race car driver's here tonight. Just talking, talking shop with Robby.

40:28🔗 Drew Pick the next question. He can't wait to get to it.

40:29🔗 Adam All righty, all righty. I just want to tell everybody that the California Speedway, where the big race is this Sunday, the big Winston car race, I'll just give the number you can call if you're interested in checking out that spectacle. 1-800-944-RACE. Again, 1-800-944-RACE. If you're anywhere around and you want to check out a huge event this Sunday, call that number. Eric? Yeah? You're 18. What's up? Oh, yes. Your girlfriend?

40:59🔗 Caller Yeah, she's 16. She told me that her stepmom and friends have told her that she's not able to have an orgasm until she's about 20 years old.

41:07🔗 Adam Good one.

41:08🔗 Caller I just wonder if that's...

41:09🔗 Adam Drew, you're going to tell that to your daughter, too, right? Except for it's going to be 45. It's not going to be 20.

41:13🔗 Drew Well, you gain weight every time.

41:16🔗 Adam Yeah, you put on 10 pounds every time you have an orgasm, right? Well, what do you want us to do about that?

41:23🔗 Caller I just wonder if it's true or not.

41:25🔗 Drew That the physiology of a female would not allow that until 20? Is that the question?

41:30🔗 Adam Drew, shut up with that pen.

41:31🔗 Caller She, maybe.

41:32🔗 Drew No, that's not the case. It's easier as women get older. And I believe that some of that is biology and some of that is just a familiarity with how this all works.

41:41🔗 Adam The vagina is like a baseball mitt. It just sort of breaks in as they get a little older.

41:45🔗 Drew And some women, it loosens up a little bit. It loosens up all the way along. It's not a big deal from the beginning.

41:50🔗 Adam Yeah, but it's like, I don't know. It's like a new, well, we got Robby Gordon here. It's like a new engine, the vagina, when you're young. You've got to break it in. And then as you get a few.

42:01🔗 Robby Gordon You've got to tune on it a little bit.

42:03🔗 Adam Yeah, you've got to take it easy. You don't get the performance out of it because you're still breaking it in. And then eventually, you get too many miles on it. And I could say, you know, you need the new rings and it's leaking oil. It's burning oil. You need a valve job up there. It's a blue smoke coming out of the ass. You know what I mean? It starts getting loose and you got to rebuild the top end. Is what happens. So you get a boob job. That's rebuilding the top end, Drew. But there's really nothing you can do for the bottom end. I mean, that's a major overhaul.

42:32🔗 Drew You know what's nice, Robby? I don't even hear him anymore. I just realized I wasn't hearing a word you said.

42:38🔗 Adam It's the same with the racing engines. That's all I'm saying. Dan?

42:42🔗 Yeah?

42:43🔗 Adam You're 16. What's up?

42:45🔗 Caller Well, I took some math.

42:47🔗 Yeah?

42:49🔗 Caller Yeah. I was wondering what the short-term effects might be.

42:53🔗 Adam With the math?

42:54🔗 Drew One dose. A single dose?

42:58🔗 Caller 50 bucks worth.

43:00🔗 Drew One time?

43:01🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, yeah.

43:02🔗 Drew And you snorted it?

43:03🔗 Caller What?

43:04🔗 Drew And you snorted it?

43:05🔗 Caller What did it?

43:06🔗 Drew You put it up your nose.

43:08🔗 Caller Yeah. Partly. And partly smoked it.

43:10🔗 Drew Smoked it.

43:11🔗 Adam That's nice. And you're 16?

43:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:13🔗 Adam Very age-appropriate, very normal, very healthy behavior.

43:16🔗 Drew This isn't the first time you've done this, is it?

43:18🔗 Caller No, actually. It's the third time.

43:19🔗 Adam All right.

43:20🔗 Drew Third time this week?

43:22🔗 Caller What?

43:22🔗 Adam All right. Don't talk to Dan. Let me talk to Dan. Hey, Dan, when did you get high?

43:28🔗 Caller When did I get high? Well, I started in the sixth period, and then, like, after school type of thing.

43:33🔗 Drew Well, today?

43:35🔗 Caller And then, like, about 6 o'clock, I finished it off.

43:37🔗 Drew You can tell he's...

43:38🔗 Adam Yeah, today, right? All right. Yeah, because you're kind of speedy.

43:42🔗 Drew You're not going to sleep, and it's going to screw with your mood when you come off, and you may start thinking some very strange thoughts about people trying to do things to you, particularly families and friends and whatnot. Usually that's after you've been smoking for a while.

43:54🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

43:55🔗 Drew And you can have a stroke and a heart attack.

43:57🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, Dan, listen to me, you screwball. You're 16. You're not addicted to this stuff, but it is pretty addicting, and it's really, really one of just... It's really the worst drug you can do. It really is. You're really going to screw your life up, and you're going to end up screwing someone else up too, because people get pretty violent on this stuff. You betcha. So, Dan, just don't do it anymore.

44:22🔗 Caller Can I, like, switch to another drug or something?

44:24🔗 Adam Hey, Dan. Hey, Dan, if you want to... Listen, if you're going to kill yourself, just kill yourself, would you?

44:30🔗 Drew No.

44:30🔗 Caller I don't want to kill myself.

44:31🔗 Adam Well, I don't care.

44:32🔗 Drew Well, you're on the road. You're doing a good job of that. You're doing it slowly. And no, switching to another drug is not okay. You might want to really... By the way, he is, of course, addicted.

44:42🔗 Adam Yeah, it sort of sounds like it.

44:43🔗 Drew Yeah, you don't switch like that.

44:44🔗 Adam I know kill yourself is not great advice to the young teens that are listening to the program, but here's my plan, Drew. If you're hell-bent on destroying your life, do it before you kill someone innocent. You know what I mean? I mean, think about it. There's a fair amount of people that really should have done that. I mean, the list is pretty long. I'm not saying Dan is one of them, but you know what I'm saying? I could have talked to a few people at a certain point in their life. It would have been okay. I mean, the guy who was... The guy who killed John Lennon tried to kill himself. He got saved. It was great. He was as good as dead, and some fisherman found him trying to kill himself with carbon oxide and woke him up, dragged him to a hospital. He barely got by, and then, you know, three years later, he shot John Lennon. Interesting, isn't it? That would have been such a bad thing if he'd done himself in, would it have been?

45:34🔗 Drew Huh?

45:35🔗 Adam Well, what do you mean? Yes or no?

45:37🔗 Drew These are big questions.

45:39🔗 Adam Big questions? I think it would have been all right. He's in jail for the rest of his life, and John Lennon's dead. I think it would have been okay if the fisherman didn't find him, wouldn't you say?

45:47🔗 Drew I honestly can't.

45:48🔗 Adam Oh, please. Please. You know I'm right. Kevin?

45:52🔗 Caller Yes. Hi, Adam.

45:54🔗 Adam Robby Gordon over here knows I'm right. He's been sucking carbon monoxide since he was 15 years old.

45:59🔗 Drew But anyway, Dan needs to contact and get some help for this because he's going to need some real serious intervention. This is a serious deal.

46:04🔗 Caller Adam, I think you're one of the funniest guys I've ever...

46:07🔗 Adam Why thank you, Kevin?... TV.

46:09🔗 Caller And Dr. Drew, you're probably one of the smartest men I've ever heard.

46:14🔗 Adam Great. What's your question?

46:15🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm 15 years old and I haven't really fully hit puberty yet. I'm kind of afraid to meet girls and everything because I'm afraid girls are really, really active today.

46:29🔗 Drew How about 15 years old? Maybe somebody a year younger than you.

46:31🔗 Caller Yeah, no, but I'm afraid they'll make fun of me if they want to do something.

46:37🔗 Drew No, no, no. They're going to be... Look, I don't know. I think at your age especially, and I think women in general, really are looking for love and intimacy. And if that's what's on your agenda too, a relationship, someone will be very happy with that.

46:54🔗 Adam Is that what you want, Kevin?

46:55🔗 Caller Do I want a relationship?

46:57🔗 Adam All right, yeah.

46:58🔗 Caller Yeah, I do want a relationship.

46:59🔗 Drew Okay. All right. Don't worry about it, Kevin. The performance aspects aren't going to become an issue. In fact, I think most of them will be very relieved if you weren't pushing things in that direction.

47:08🔗 Adam Well, he is a 16-year-old that sounds all of 11.

47:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

47:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

47:12🔗 Drew Well, that's out there.

47:13🔗 Adam Yeah, it's amazing.

47:14🔗 Drew And he may need a medical evaluation to make sure it's not something actually causing some problem with his pubertal hunk.

47:19🔗 Adam Really? Hey, Kevin?

47:20🔗 Drew Yeah?

47:21🔗 Adam You got hair?

47:22🔗 Caller Yeah, I got a little bit of hair down there.

47:25🔗 Adam Did the nads drop yet?

47:27🔗 Caller Yeah, yes, it is.

47:27🔗 Adam All righty. Everything's in place. Put them on the phone. I like to talk to them.

47:32🔗 Caller Hello?

47:32🔗 Adam Are they there? Is that them?

47:34🔗 Caller My nads?

47:35🔗 Adam Yes. Can I talk to them?

47:36🔗 Caller Um, no.

47:38🔗 Adam Okay, they're sleeping?

47:39🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah.

47:40🔗 Adam I see. All right. I'll talk to them tomorrow, all right? Yeah, help me email me.

47:45🔗 Caller Okay.

47:46🔗 Adam Okay, good enough. All right. Robby Gordon, race car drivers here. I don't know who's more confused, Drew or the callers tonight. We're going to take ourselves a little break and we'll be back right after this.

48:01🔗 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

48:36🔗 Adam Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam and Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. We're going to take a quick 10 second timeout. We'll be back with more of the program in just 10 seconds.

48:44🔗 Caller This is Loveline on Radio Station.

48:59🔗 Adam It is Loveline, Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew over there. Everclear is going to be in here tomorrow night. It will be good to see Art and the Lads. Robby Gordon is in here tonight talking about Nascar and the Winston Cup Race and all that out at the California Speedway in Fontana. Again, if you want to go check that out, and there's 150,000 seats, so I bet they have one for you. Ticket number is 1-800-944-RACE. I could just keep talking about that. I really don't know that much about racing, but I'm infinitely fascinated in cars, and you know what I saw? Now, this is what I want to get into. I saw it like people, here's what you start.

49:45🔗 Drew You couldn't have these discussions during the break.

49:47🔗 Adam Oh, shut up over there. You start with the go-karts and you work your way up. Go-karts are pretty hairy these days. They have these motorcycle engines and four-wheel discs on them, and they're really getting pretty advanced. You can shift their karts and everything. But here's the thing that scares me a little about the karts is they're open wheeled. You get your wheels tangled up. You just go flying out of the kart pretty much. Your head's the highest thing on the kart. But I saw these things over at the auto show a few months back. These were essentially go-karts with a cage all the way around them and a little like NASCAR body on them. So basically what it was is the size of a go-kart, except for you climbed into the thing and it had a body all the way around it and a full cage all the way around it and it wasn't that open wheel and it had a little a little fire suppression system and the whole thing. So you could have your really cheap form of competitive intimate racing, but you don't have to worry about flying out and banging your head. And I can't think what these things are called.

50:49🔗 Robby Gordon They're called dwarfs.

50:50🔗 Adam There you go.

50:51🔗 Robby Gordon And Humphi Wheeler, one of the guys that has some Winston Cup racetracks.

50:56🔗 Adam Humphi Wheeler. He hangs out with Rusty Cleat over in the infield. Humphi Wheeler. No way.

51:03🔗 Robby Gordon Humphi and Bruton Smith, they do a really good job promoting NASCAR races.

51:07🔗 Adam Humphi Wheeler.

51:09🔗 Robby Gordon Seriously, that's his name. And he was one of the ones, he was I believe the one that got involved with the dwarf cars. And that's actually a little series they have.

51:19🔗 Adam Oh, I would love to get into those dwarf cars.

51:23🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, they have like a GSX-R 1100 engine in them or something like that with six-speed transmissions. They're pretty neat little cars.

51:30🔗 Adam And they cook, I mean, they're fast and they look pretty safe as far as the hell. At least they look safer than the go-karts do.

51:37🔗 Robby Gordon We have some shifter carts. There's about, there's four of us on our team that have shifter carts. We go out racing all the time, those motorcycle engine deals. And we get pretty nutty with those things and been pretty fortunate not to get them upside down.

51:50🔗 Adam But if you do get upside down, you're going out. It's like a drag boat. I mean, you're getting ejected, right?

51:56🔗 Robby Gordon I think, you know, I think we're all bumping and grinding in those carts, but we do it at a lower speed. We do it in the corners instead of on the wide open straightaways at 100.

52:06🔗 Adam I'd like to be put in touch with this Humphi Wheeler because I got to get into these dwarf cars, these dwarfs.

52:13🔗 Robby Gordon Very popular. I mean, there's not hundreds. There's thousands of them around, and they have little series that run around. I know they have a little series that run, I believe they run out of Irwin Dale and some of these other tracks.

52:24🔗 Adam Right now, there's a couple of Shriners that are currently the points leaders on the dwarf car circuit. Yeah, they had their bodies modified to accommodate the Fez and Tassel hanging out at the top. All right, Jason, Humphi Wheeler.

52:39🔗 Robby Gordon Hey, how are you guys?

52:41🔗 Drew We're fine. What's going on?

52:42🔗 Caller Not too much. Wow, you guys just hit me kind of with an unexpected middle of drawing. Yeah, my situation is 25. So, you know, you deal with all that thing about being a virgin as it is, and being older, it's kind of, it's a strain, but I live with it because it's a choice I made. Not to take away from the fact that I-

53:01🔗 Adam So you made or a choice at every chick whose pants you couldn't get into made?

53:04🔗 Caller Yeah, I know. No, it's because I've seen the sex of, well, my older sister, when I was in high school, she experienced rape and, you know, it was really traumatic for the whole family and from then on, I kind of made a choice saying, you know what, I'm going to just, I saw how destructive it could be. And being at the age of 14, 15 when it occurred, you know, it kind of, it really disillusioned you from that. And so I made a choice.

53:29🔗 Adam Hey, Jason.

53:30🔗 Caller Yeah?

53:31🔗 Adam Let's talk reality for a second. You're pretty nutty. I mean, you got, you're whacked out, right?

53:39🔗 Caller Okay.

53:39🔗 Adam Well, you know what I'm saying. Your sister got raped, so you made a choice that you weren't going to go down that route. Listen, just don't rape anybody.

53:48🔗 Caller I know, I know, but the same token, though.

53:50🔗 Adam No, no, no. Listen, what's up? Are you on medication?

53:53🔗 Caller I'm on no medication.

53:55🔗 Adam Have you ever been told that you should be on medication?

53:57🔗 Caller No, no, not at all.

53:58🔗 Adam What do you do for a living?

54:00🔗 Caller Right now, I'm a waiter, actually. Uh-oh.

54:03🔗 Adam And what are you drawing? A Pegasus right now?

54:06🔗 Caller Pegasus?

54:06🔗 No, no, Adam.

54:07🔗 Caller I know it sounds crazy.

54:09🔗 Adam It does. Yes, you do sound very crazy. I'm being honest with you.

54:13🔗 Caller I get the gay thing from like, oh, you must. I mean, I know it sounds crazy, Adam.

54:18🔗 Adam That's option number two. I'd go back to crazy if I were you.

54:21🔗 Caller And also you have to relive. But it's not to say, when I say sex, I mean intercourse, I'm not saying oral. I'm not saying, I mean, I mean, Dr. Drew, you understand there are other methods of intercourse, I mean, of orgasm.

54:31🔗 Adam Hold on a second there.

54:34🔗 Drew What is he saying?

54:35🔗 Adam Okay. Well, listen, I know you two don't want to play the heavy here, but what the hell, Robby, you might as well chime in. You're not coming back tomorrow night. This guy's nuts as the day is long. Hey, you're hearing it, aren't you? I mean, Drew, you can hear.

54:48🔗 Drew No, I don't get it.

54:49🔗 Adam You're not hearing his nuttiness?

54:50🔗 Drew No, no.

54:51🔗 Adam Oh, what the hell is wrong with you?

54:53🔗 Drew I get the anxiety.

54:53🔗 Adam No, please. I get Humphi Wheeler in here. He knows more than you. This man is insane. He's a virgin. He's 25. He saw his sister get raped or he heard about his sister getting raped when he was 15. He said he wasn't going to go down that road.

55:07🔗 Drew He said he was traumatized at 15 by the whole idea of sexuality. I could see where that could be traumatized.

55:11🔗 Adam You're not getting it in his voice that he is whacked out?

55:15🔗 Drew Keep going.

55:16🔗 Adam He's drawing, Drew.

55:17🔗 Drew Yeah, that wasn't good.

55:19🔗 Adam We don't trust people that draw past the fifth grade.

55:22🔗 Caller Okay, I was, well, doodling, I guess, would be more appropriate.

55:24🔗 Adam Yeah, right. Maybe that's acceptable.

55:27🔗 Caller I mean, okay.

55:27🔗 Adam All right. Convince me you're sane.

55:31🔗 Caller Well, I mean, I guess that's a possibility. I'm not going to totally say it isn't, but...

55:36🔗 Adam All right. Now, what kind of family did you grow up in? Hippie family?

55:40🔗 Caller First-generation from overseas. Not highly religious, but religion was a big part of my upbringing. That's part of it.

55:45🔗 Adam And how much older is your sister than you?

55:47🔗 Caller Four years older than me.

55:48🔗 Adam And you heard that she was raped when you were how old?

55:51🔗 Caller She experienced it. I mean, I heard, I mean, this is my sister.

55:54🔗 Adam No, you heard, someone told you she was raped.

55:56🔗 Caller No, no, no, no, no, no. She got treated for it, Adam. She got treated, I got treated for it, too. Family counseling. No, I mean, I know.

56:04🔗 Adam I'm just saying somebody alerted you to the fact she was raped. That's what I'm saying.

56:09🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

56:09🔗 Adam You keep saying no to that, but you had to find out somewhere, didn't you?

56:13🔗 Caller I mean, and on top of that, to deal with rumors at school.

56:16🔗 Adam Okay, but listen, here's what I'm trying to ask you, screwball. How old were you when you found out that your sister was raped?

56:24🔗 Caller Oh, when I found out? Yeah, it was around, I would say, I can't remember the exact age, but definitely it was my sophomore year in high school.

56:31🔗 Adam Okay, so you could have been 18, you could have been 37, you could have been 15.

56:37🔗 Caller 14 or 15.

56:38🔗 Drew Yeah, you were 15.

56:38🔗 Adam All right, you're 15 years old.

56:40🔗 Robby Gordon You're 25 now.

56:41🔗 Adam That was 10 years ago. Your sister was raped. The family went to counseling.

56:48🔗 Caller They didn't want to.

56:49🔗 Adam They didn't want to, but they went to counseling. And you've decided not to have sex.

56:55🔗 Caller Well, it's just that listen to yourself. You guys experience it. I mean, Adam, you do a great job with the people you bring. Out of all this crap you guys do, you bring laughter to it and Dr. Drew, you're here, but you know the tragedy that's sex.

57:08🔗 Adam Well, listen, listen, there's people getting killed every day on the roads. It doesn't mean you don't drive.

57:13🔗 Caller Sex is something I deal with every day. I mean, yeah, I don't deal with murdering people. You know, I don't go around saying, am I going to kill you?

57:20🔗 Adam All right, now hold on a second. Drew, would you back me up on the nuts thing here, please, for Christ's sake? Or do I got to just flap out here in the wind? You drive me nuts tonight, Drew. I don't know where your head is at. Jason?

57:32🔗 Caller Yeah?

57:33🔗 Adam Are you gay?

57:34🔗 Caller No, no.

57:34🔗 Adam You've got to be gay.

57:35🔗 Caller No, hold on a second.

57:36🔗 Adam All right, I'm giving you a choice. A, nuts, B, gay.

57:39🔗 Caller Okay, I'm going to go with-

57:40🔗 Adam C, bi, and crazy. Which one are you picking?

57:44🔗 Caller But I'd rather be nuts and gay right now.

57:46🔗 Adam All right.

57:46🔗 Drew Yeah, but that doesn't mean you're not.

57:48🔗 Caller Okay, okay, let's just, okay, the gay thing, okay, my understanding of gay is that you desire to have sex with guys. You want to have sex with a guy or you're a gay man in general.

57:58🔗 Adam Hold on.

57:59🔗 Drew Or you hate gay guys.

57:59🔗 Adam Do you want your attorney present for this or you want your gay attorney?

58:03🔗 Caller The fact that I hate gay, that's a possibility, yes, but the thing is women have economy with it.

58:08🔗 Caller I mean.

58:09🔗 Drew Women what?

58:10🔗 Caller Women have economy with it. They're like, you know, I mean.

58:12🔗 Drew Wait, say that again, women what?

58:13🔗 Adam Economy?

58:14🔗 Caller Encounter you with that. They're like, you know, well, you don't have sex, you must be gay. I'm like, well, I could see how you see that, but it's not. It's not, it's not, no. How gay are you?

58:23🔗 Adam All right, so you've never had a physical encounter with a man?

58:27🔗 Caller No, never had, no.

58:30🔗 Drew No, we're trying to figure out why you are sort of repulsed by sexuality.

58:33🔗 Caller Repulsed by sexuality.

58:35🔗 Adam Yes.

58:35🔗 Caller I mean, there's a lot, I mean, I've made bad choices. When I was young, okay, when I was 19, here, you guys want to dig for the, and when I was 19, I first loved, you know, that whole crap, right? Well, the girl that I, unfortunately, well, not unfortunately, but I got involved with highly religious, fundamentally, you know, religious. Right. And she didn't want to have sex on marriage. I did at that point in my life. I was like, you know what, you know, after like six, seven months, I was like, you know what, I could trust her. It isn't going to be that screwy. Well, she didn't. And I dated her for about another five, six months. And I eventually broke up with her because of it. And I regretted that decision so much. I was like, you know, I mean, I.

59:10🔗 Adam All right. All right.

59:11🔗 Drew I'm getting it.

59:12🔗 Adam Oh, please. OK, I mean, Drew, you start paying attention to the show, would you?

59:19🔗 Drew Well, I was just getting anxious before. Anxious, anxious, anxious.

59:22🔗 Adam I was getting anxious because it was so crazy, though. I know you were experiencing anxious. I mean, you were getting that vibe from him. But this guy's this guy's whacked way out, way out. I was going to say bye to him and I won't go away.

59:35🔗 Drew Don't say bye.

59:36🔗 Adam I have a morbid curiosity with your brain, Jason. What? Now, listen to me, screwball. You need to stop thinking so much. You're a huge thinker and all you do is rationalize. You may be gay. You may be attracted toward men. Fine. That's all right. I know your religion tells you it's bad, but listen, if it's what you're meant to do, then so be it. Don't live a lie. All right?

1:00:02🔗 Caller Okay. Let me answer.

1:00:03🔗 Adam All right. And if you're not gay, take a little pressure off yourself. But don't, you know, find a woman and enjoy. That's what I want to say.

1:00:11🔗 Drew What's your one question?

1:00:11🔗 Adam There you go.

1:00:12🔗 Robby Gordon I like that.

1:00:12🔗 Drew What is your one question?

1:00:13🔗 Caller Well, my one question is I've been with women. I mean, in the sense of sexually, mentally. I mean, you guys assume that I don't like to date women. I don't like to go out with...

1:00:22🔗 Adam All right, Cedra, you get one last question. He's making a statement. We're getting the Unabomber Manifesto on his last question.

1:00:30🔗 Caller It's interesting.

1:00:31🔗 Adam Uh-oh, he's got a Unabomber story. Listen, Jason, brother, I don't know. Okay, you're not gay. You're straight as an arrow. You're just 25 years, you're actually scared of women. Here's what you need to do. Just find yourself a nice waitress girl at the restaurant you work at and ask around on a date, but don't talk too much. You understand?

1:00:49🔗 Caller You assume that I have a hard time meeting women.

1:00:51🔗 Adam Yes, I do. I don't. You must be the best looking guy on the goddamn planet then. I'll tell you that right now.

1:00:58🔗 Caller I know how to listen to them.

1:00:59🔗 Adam Alright, good. Alright, now listen to me. Don't talk. Alright, relax. I'm going to let you back to your doodling. Alright, brother? Oh, Jason.

1:01:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

1:01:10🔗 Adam Come on, don't give me the cold shoulder. You know I love you.

1:01:13🔗 Caller It isn't about that.

1:01:14🔗 Adam I know, but I speak to you truthfully because I love you, alright?

1:01:18🔗 Caller I know.

1:01:18🔗 Adam Alright, alright. Listen, just do some pushups and take a walk, okay? And watch more TV. Alright.

1:01:29🔗 Drew There is something there, yeah.

1:01:30🔗 Adam Something there.

1:01:31🔗 Drew My polar meets something.

1:01:32🔗 Adam Something.

1:01:35🔗 Robby Gordon Alright.

1:01:36🔗 Adam No, that is as wack as we've had in a while.

1:01:40🔗 Robby Gordon You don't get that vibe?

1:01:43🔗 Drew Not as intensely as you do.

1:01:44🔗 Adam If you want me to go back and talk to them.

1:01:46🔗 Drew No, I don't. No, no, no. That whole tangential quality stuff, I get all that.

1:01:48🔗 Adam There you go. There you go. Jeff?

1:01:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:51🔗 Adam You're 16.

1:01:52🔗 Caller Yeah. Basically, like, I gathered from watching TV the other night that excessive masturbation will leave to somebody raping people.

1:01:59🔗 Drew What TV show were you watching?

1:02:01🔗 Caller It was like a...

1:02:01🔗 Adam You watching the rape channel?

1:02:03🔗 Caller No, no, no.

1:02:03🔗 Drew The man show?

1:02:04🔗 It was like 2020 or something.

1:02:06🔗 Caller I don't know when it was.

1:02:06🔗 Adam The man show is on the rape channel now.

1:02:08🔗 Drew That excessive masturbation will lead to becoming a rapist?

1:02:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:12🔗 Drew Oh, come on. What the hell were you watching?

1:02:14🔗 Caller This guy Joseph is something who was peering into people's windows and masturbating and raping.

1:02:19🔗 Adam Oh, I saw that.

1:02:20🔗 Drew Yeah. Peering in a window and masturbating is not... It's a totally different behavior than just plain old masturbation.

1:02:27🔗 Caller All right. Well, because what I'm saying is I masturbate a lot and it's like, I mean, what's going to be next for me? I mean, am I going to...

1:02:34🔗 Adam What are you good for on the masturbation?

1:02:38🔗 Caller On a slow day, five times on a good day, like 10.

1:02:42🔗 Drew Were you sexually abused as a child?

1:02:44🔗 Caller When I was like three or four, my stepsister had me eat her out, but I don't know.

1:02:48🔗 Drew Okay. That would be sexual abuse.

1:02:49🔗 Adam How old was she?

1:02:52🔗 Caller I honestly, I don't know. She's 21 right now.

1:02:55🔗 All right.

1:02:56🔗 Drew Well, that would make her about 10 when you were eight.

1:02:58🔗 Caller Something like that.

1:02:59🔗 Adam Wow. That's the math going on there. All right. Your stepsister made you go down on her. When you were four and she was like 10.

1:03:10🔗 Caller Something like that, yeah.

1:03:12🔗 Adam She didn't buy you a drink first or anything?

1:03:14🔗 Caller No.

1:03:15🔗 Adam All right. Then that's way out of line. What the hell is she doing now and what happened to her? Something must have happened to her.

1:03:22🔗 Drew Oh, sure.

1:03:22🔗 Caller She's hanging out like in Hollywood and stuff.

1:03:25🔗 Adam It's horrible.

1:03:26🔗 Drew Some adults actually abused her, though.

1:03:28🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:03:29🔗 Drew That's why she then acted in the way she did. You were prematurely sexualized and that's what results in sexual compulsivity.

1:03:35🔗 Adam One episode of this, though? Quiet down, Drew. One episode?

1:03:39🔗 Caller When I was younger.

1:03:41🔗 Adam This happened once?

1:03:42🔗 I remember it at least 10, 15. Nope.

1:03:45🔗 Drew There you go.

1:03:45🔗 Adam All right. Well, that's it.

1:03:47🔗 Drew You're in.

1:03:47🔗 Okay.

1:03:48🔗 Drew Now, you could become a child abuser. There's about a 60 percent chance of that. And you have to be very cautious about that, but it does not correlate with raping necessarily. Huh?

1:03:57🔗 Caller That what you would say are the chances of what's being next? I mean, what should I do? Because they were saying that, I guess they put that guy on like Depot, Provera, whatever it was.

1:04:04🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:04:05🔗 Caller It stopped his like sex drive or something.

1:04:07🔗 Adam Right. Then they took him off it and he raped another 700 people.

1:04:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:11🔗 Adam Right. Good times.

1:04:13🔗 Caller What would be smart for me to do?

1:04:15🔗 Drew It would be smart if you get treatment for sexual compulsivity. Do you have a computer?

1:04:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:20🔗 Drew Check out the website for the National Council on Sexual Addiction and Compulsivity. Okay. It's actually a reference at drdrew.com if you need a link to get over there. It's NCSAC.

1:04:30🔗 Adam All right. Check out that drdrew.com and then get linked up to the help you need. All right, Jeff? All right. You're all right though, buddy.

1:04:37🔗 Caller All right.

1:04:37🔗 Adam You'll be okay. You just get the help you need.

1:04:39🔗 Caller All right.

1:04:40🔗 Adam All right. Take care.

1:04:41🔗 Caller Thanks.

1:04:41🔗 Adam I was just thinking though, I couldn't do the Baja 1000 or especially not this new 2000.

1:04:49🔗 Drew I have to masturbate. Well, you could be the guy. You could rig up some kind of fancy divine.

1:04:53🔗 Adam Some certified catheter or something.

1:04:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:55🔗 Adam Interesting.

1:04:56🔗 Drew I mean, all the vibrations.

1:04:58🔗 Adam How long is that 1000? How long is that race?

1:05:00🔗 Robby Gordon I think he'd only make it 200 miles.

1:05:02🔗 Adam You don't have to pull over. How long is it? Really, how long is that race? How long in the car? 15 hours, 20 hours, something? I mean.

1:05:09🔗 Robby Gordon The 2000?

1:05:10🔗 Adam Well, the 2000 is going to be.

1:05:12🔗 Robby Gordon I think the record is 1650 for a thousand miles.

1:05:18🔗 Adam Oh, no.

1:05:18🔗 Robby Gordon So, you're talking 32 hours.

1:05:21🔗 Adam Impossible. This guy. Don't even talk about it anymore.

1:05:24🔗 Robby Gordon Five to ten times.

1:05:25🔗 Drew In fact, it's traumatizing. You just think about it.

1:05:26🔗 Robby Gordon On a good day.

1:05:27🔗 Adam Couldn't be done.

1:05:28🔗 Robby Gordon He's talking 200 miles. He's got to pull over.

1:05:30🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:05:31🔗 Robby Gordon He's going to get beat.

1:05:32🔗 Adam Yeah. You're going to lose time. And more than one, huh? No matter how well you drove, you pull over to masturbate. And while I got driving by, and you figure if they're honking the horn and whatnot, it's going to add a few minutes. I mean, you're just distracted. Let's face it. You're whacking off to a lizard out there. Steven?

1:05:51🔗 Caller Yes?

1:05:52🔗 Adam You're 18. What's up?

1:05:54🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, I wanted to ask you about men having multiple orgasms.

1:05:57🔗 Adam All right.

1:05:58🔗 Caller Now, with my girlfriend and I, I ended up doing it once.

1:06:03🔗 Adam All right. Well, let me first define at least the way I like to do a multiple orgasm for a male.

1:06:09🔗 Caller Right.

1:06:09🔗 Adam That would be same boner, different jizz.

1:06:12🔗 Caller Exactly.

1:06:13🔗 Adam Right.

1:06:13🔗 Caller Yeah. After I did it, it was only a half hour, and I tried to keep on going further and further.

1:06:19🔗 Adam Right.

1:06:19🔗 Caller I ended up still staying erect, and I ended up starting all over again, and then another hour later.

1:06:26🔗 Adam Well, what do you mean you started all over again?

1:06:28🔗 Drew That's not multiple orgasm. That's just starting all over again.

1:06:30🔗 Caller I stayed hard though. But in my mind, I kind of started all over again.

1:06:34🔗 Drew No. No. No. A woman who's multiple orgasmic will go from orgasm to orgasm to orgasm. There will be no delay in between.

1:06:41🔗 Adam You peeling another one off an hour and 50 minutes later is not a multiple orgasm, you Nimrod.

1:06:46🔗 Caller I mean, the same orgasm, the same hard on.

1:06:49🔗 Drew It doesn't matter.

1:06:50🔗 Adam Yeah, but listen. Same boner, different jizz? Yeah, but here's the deal. Here's the caveat. The new jizz has to come down the pike, down the flume.

1:06:58🔗 Drew Immediately.

1:06:59🔗 Adam Yeah, I'll give you a couple of minutes.

1:07:02🔗 Drew Yeah, a couple of minutes.

1:07:03🔗 Adam Yeah, you'll dab your brow or whatever, but here's the criteria.

1:07:05🔗 Drew But truly orgasmic women will just go from one to the next, to the next, to the next, like that.

1:07:10🔗 Adam Well, just like this Winston Cup has its own set of rules and criteria, I have the same for the multi-orgasm. I'm going to need the same erection. I'm going to need new sperm out of the same old erection, and it's going to have to happen within, let's say, one beetle song.

1:07:28🔗 Drew But you really, it really has to be-

1:07:29🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:07:30🔗 Drew But to be truly orgasmic-

1:07:31🔗 Adam You can't go an hour and a half later.

1:07:32🔗 Drew Yeah, to be truly multi-orgasmic-

1:07:34🔗 Adam I could keep the same boner going for an hour and a half if I talked to it and milked it a lot. Yeah, some splint, duct tape, a couple tongue depressors, I could keep the same one going.

1:07:45🔗 Drew But it would have to go from one to the next to the next, not without any refractoriness, no detumescence, no starting over.

1:07:54🔗 Adam Right, well he didn't detumesce, he just-

1:07:56🔗 Drew Yeah, but the whole process detumesced, you know, him starting over again.

1:08:00🔗 Adam Yeah, but detumescence is losing the weight.

1:08:03🔗 Drew I know, so I suggest the car, yeah I know.

1:08:04🔗 Adam Thank you. Who's the doctor over here?

1:08:07🔗 Drew I am. But the whole arousal cycle.

1:08:09🔗 Adam Where's the old doctor, Drew? The smart one? What happened to him? All right, where are we going here? Over to line six?

1:08:16🔗 Drew No.

1:08:16🔗 Adam No?

1:08:17🔗 Drew No, let's go over here.

1:08:18🔗 Adam Oh, we're over here first.

1:08:19🔗 Drew Robby wanted to talk to you.

1:08:20🔗 Adam Well, he's too modest. Someone wants to ask Robby a question. Sean?

1:08:24🔗 Hello?

1:08:24🔗 Adam You're 18, what's up?

1:08:26🔗 Caller I just have a question for Robby Gordon.

1:08:28🔗 Robby Gordon Hi, Sean, how are you?

1:08:30🔗 Caller I was wondering how you got started in racing?

1:08:35🔗 Robby Gordon Would that be doodling?

1:08:37🔗 Caller In racing.

1:08:37🔗 Robby Gordon Doodling during class, would that be? You know, drawing pictures of cars and motorcycles?

1:08:42🔗 Adam Just being a crampy student.

1:08:44🔗 Caller Like, I don't know, starting at like Irwindale type track or do something like that?

1:08:49🔗 Robby Gordon I actually started on BMX. I think you probably missed the first part of the show. We talked about some of this stuff. I started racing BMX from there to motocross, motocross to Broken Bones. I wasn't able to race motocross, so I raced a car and happened to win. And from that point on, I've been racing cars and was successful for a while, but I've kind of been out of Victory Lane for a couple of years now, so I'm working hard getting back in.

1:09:12🔗 Caller Yeah, you're going to be at California this weekend?

1:09:14🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, we tested there last week. We're very excited about California. Race in Winston Cup this year, we're a new race team, so we go to tracks. We don't have a lot of data, a lot of information to fall back on. So tracks that we get an opportunity to go and test, we learn a lot. It's easy for us to fall back on that information and have a competitive weekend.

1:09:32🔗 Adam Thanks, Sean. Thank you. Yeah, it's interesting. So meaning if your team had been to a certain track year after year, you'd have data from last year, last season to look at and examine.

1:09:41🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, we're actually entering some races blind, and that's why some of the tracks we've struggled. Tracks that we've tested, like Vegas, we tested. We had a very good test there. We ended up leading laps and finishing 12th. Possibly could have won the race if we had caught the rain at the right time. We were on different fuel strategies than some of the drivers.

1:10:02🔗 Adam What's the average speed going to be? I mean, not counting crashes and that kind of stuff, but I mean average lap speed for something like the Fontana California Raceway.

1:10:12🔗 Robby Gordon Fontana, I want to say 180 plus miles an hour is going to take it for the pole. I know the time. It's 39 seconds. Someone with a little pocket computer could figure this out pretty quick. 39 seconds for two miles. 39 flat for two miles.

1:10:32🔗 Adam That is smoking. We'll figure that out during the break. Well, you call it 40 seconds. All right. We'll do the math during the break, but that's moving along pretty good.

1:10:41🔗 Robby Gordon 40 seconds is 60 miles an hour.

1:10:44🔗 Adam Right. Drew's got himself a pen and pencil out there. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Drew, you're going to come back to life now for this next segment?

1:10:52🔗 Drew I'm ready.

1:10:53🔗 Adam All right. Robby Gordon, Race Car Drivers, here. When we come back, we'll talk to Joe. He wants to know how to tell if girlfriend is faking an orgasm. Robby's going to tell him after this. It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1. Robby Gordon, racing Robby Gordon is here tonight. He can be found next racing at the Winston Circuit over there at the fabulous California Speedway in Fontana. And again, if you want to check out that spectacle. How long would a race typically last with cautions and whatevers?

1:12:12🔗 Robby Gordon I mean, I know they vary, but 500 miles this weekend.

1:12:17🔗 Caller Geez, we're looking at three and a half hours of actual race.

1:12:24🔗 Robby Gordon From the time we take the green till the time we take checkered, somewhere around that time.

1:12:28🔗 Adam And if you want to check that out, 1-800-944-RACE. 1-800-944-RACE. But these things are all day events. I mean, people go out there, they get drunk, they tailgate, they hang out.

1:12:39🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, I mean, if you're not at the racetrack by 9 o'clock, you're going to sit in traffic, you may miss the start of it.

1:12:44🔗 Adam Really? What time is the start?

1:12:46🔗 Robby Gordon I believe the start is 11.30.

1:12:48🔗 Adam Oh, I get to go in early.

1:12:50🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah.

1:12:50🔗 Drew Hey, Robby's got race car Fritos.

1:12:52🔗 Robby Gordon I got race car Fritos.

1:12:55🔗 Adam Are those?

1:12:56🔗 Robby Gordon One of your coworkers brought them in to me.

1:12:58🔗 Adam High octane Fritos?

1:13:00🔗 Caller No, they're only honey barbecue.

1:13:03🔗 Adam Honey barbecue?

1:13:04🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, I mean, if they were high octane, they'd be flaming hot, right?

1:13:08🔗 Adam Let me tell you, those should be illegal, because Fritos themselves are like heroin already. You start factoring in the honey barbecue flavor, and that's it. It's not fair. You know what I mean?

1:13:19🔗 Drew It's not fair.

1:13:20🔗 Adam Yeah, that's like free basin at that point. All right, we're going to hump back on the phones and speak to Joe. Joe?

1:13:27🔗 Caller Yeah, how's it going, guys? Good.

1:13:28🔗 Adam What's happening?

1:13:29🔗 Caller First of all, I just want to say, you know, you guys got a great thing going here with the show.

1:13:33🔗 Adam Thanks.

1:13:33🔗 Caller People out. I've been going with my girlfriend for about a month and a half or so. In the past couple of weeks, we've been making out and I've wandered down there with my hand and about four times or so and every single time she comes up screaming. And, you know, I'd love to have that much self-confidence to believe that I'm doing the one doing it. But, I mean, how do I know whether or not she's faking that?

1:14:00🔗 Adam You just put your hand down her pants and she has an orgasm?

1:14:04🔗 Caller You know, I work it around. I go in a little circular motion.

1:14:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14:10🔗 Caller You know, I just move my hand around in there. I insert. I do the stuff. Yeah. You know, it's the first time I've done it on her and every single time she just... Yeah.

1:14:19🔗 Adam She could be that way.

1:14:20🔗 Drew I remember her that way. Robby had an interesting suggestion that this is the way to tell.

1:14:24🔗 Robby Gordon Does she have goosebumps?

1:14:26🔗 Caller Does she have goosebumps?

1:14:28🔗 Caller Um, no.

1:14:29🔗 Caller No, I don't remember feeling goosebumps.

1:14:31🔗 Drew That's an interesting idea.

1:14:32🔗 Adam That is a... It is interesting because guys are always looking for a definitive piece of evidence, something tangible, something physical, you know? And of course, the bellowing could all be an act, but goosebumps, you couldn't fake.

1:14:46🔗 Robby Gordon Couldn't fake goosebumps.

1:14:47🔗 Drew That's why it's so sort of surprising that women are humiliated when female ejaculation occurs. Because men are just, hey, that's great.

1:14:54🔗 Adam Yeah, guys love that. That's a trophy. That's the head of the bore you shot with your crossbow.

1:15:00🔗 Drew Feedback.

1:15:01🔗 Adam What the head is. I mean, that's something to bring home. That's not the one that got away. You know, that's something you mount. I'd put that in a Dixie cup and mount it in the den. It's like plaque.

1:15:12🔗 Drew Maybe trophy, like the way Fletch brought the vomit in.

1:15:15🔗 Adam That's right. There you go. All right. So listen, but here's my take. If they're having an orgasm when they don't have to, they ain't faking it. You know what I'm saying?

1:15:27🔗 Drew No.

1:15:27🔗 Adam You have no idea what I'm saying.

1:15:29🔗 Drew You are thick as a brick, aren't you? No, but what do you mean by they don't have to?

1:15:32🔗 Adam Well, here's what I'm saying. Here's how you know. Here's how, it's like, here's what I mean. You oftentimes know when someone is lying by the circumstances.

1:15:42🔗 Drew Right.

1:15:43🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

1:15:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:15:44🔗 Adam Like when you ask somebody a question and they give you an answer and it doesn't help them or it doesn't matter, or it was a long time ago, you don't assume they're lying.

1:15:52🔗 Drew Right.

1:15:54🔗 Adam When they catch them running down the street and you tackle them and ask them if they stole something, they go, no, no, no, no. I mean, you think they're lying.

1:15:59🔗 Drew Right.

1:15:59🔗 Adam And so with orgasm.

1:16:01🔗 Drew The context.

1:16:01🔗 Adam If you're on top of a woman for an hour, and she's just lying there and you can tell she's uncomfortable, and all of a sudden an orgasm comes flying out, that means, all right, sweaty guy, roll over. I'm going to get you off day.

1:16:15🔗 Robby Gordon You're done.

1:16:16🔗 Adam You're done. Hit the showers. I'm giving you the hook. And you get an orgasm in that situation, you might want to question it. You put your hand down someone's pants and start thumbing around like you're looking for your keys in your glove box on a dark night, and two seconds later an orgasm comes flying out. That may be real, because why fake it at that point? Right. You know what I mean? I mean, it's not uncomfortable. You just got started. There's no reason to fake that one.

1:16:43🔗 Adam Look for the fake orgasms right before like, I don't know.

1:16:48🔗 Drew Murphy Brown.

1:16:49🔗 Adam Murphy Brown. So, no way. That show's been off the air for three seasons. No, before like 90210 or Beverly Hills 90210 or Melrose Plays. Or one of these chick shows, Ally McBeal.

1:17:00🔗 Drew There you go.

1:17:01🔗 Adam You want to get squeezed off conveniently a couple of minutes before Ally McBeal fires up. That might be a fake-o. Carrie?

1:17:08🔗 Yeah.

1:17:09🔗 Adam You're 17. What's up?

1:17:12🔗 Caller Well, I'm a virgin, OK? And like, I'm craving sex.

1:17:18🔗 Drew What do you mean?

1:17:19🔗 Caller I'm like, I don't know, because I will meet a guy and he'll ask, you know, we'll be getting like, yeah, we have a plan for tomorrow or whatever.

1:17:27🔗 Drew Plan what?

1:17:27🔗 Caller About having sex. And then they would just, you know, and then it makes me anxious and I want it. And then the kids leave, they don't come, they don't meet me or whatever.

1:17:40🔗 Adam What? What?

1:17:41🔗 Drew The guys never sort of come through after making plans with her to have sex.

1:17:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:17:45🔗 Adam This can't happen that often.

1:17:46🔗 Caller It happens all the time.

1:17:49🔗 Drew Do you freak the guys out? You scare them in some way?

1:17:51🔗 Caller No. I mean, I don't act like I'm all anxious out in front of them, but, you know, I'm like, okay, I'm going to do this tomorrow or whatever.

1:17:58🔗 Robby Gordon How do you plan this out with them?

1:17:59🔗 Drew Yeah. Why do you wait till the next day?

1:18:01🔗 Caller I don't know, because we'll talk for a while and do things, and then he'll ask me if I want to, if I want to have sex. I'm like, yeah, when do you want to do this? He'll say like today or tomorrow or something.

1:18:15🔗 Drew It's not like a normal human male behavior right there.

1:18:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Most guys do that. They'll put sex off. He probably wants to study, hit the books one more day.

1:18:23🔗 Drew How about the whole-

1:18:24🔗 Adam Study the Bible.

1:18:25🔗 Drew Well, let me check my schedule.

1:18:28🔗 Adam See if you can fit it in.

1:18:29🔗 Drew Yeah. Most guys, it's a pow.

1:18:30🔗 Adam Well, I mean, here's the way. I'll thumb through my calendar and I'll say, honestly, I can squeeze you in for sex in about 15 minutes. There's an opening for BJ though right now, by the way. No waiting.

1:18:47🔗 Drew Are these guys a lot older or a lot younger?

1:18:49🔗 Caller They're either my age or 23 or something.

1:18:52🔗 Drew That's a lot older.

1:18:53🔗 Adam They're either my age or 23.

1:18:55🔗 Robby Gordon That's big.

1:18:55🔗 Adam Hey, Carrie, what's up with you, sweet pea?

1:18:57🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:18:58🔗 Adam I mean, what? All right.

1:19:02🔗 Robby Gordon How many times does this happen?

1:19:04🔗 Caller Um, like, 10.

1:19:06🔗 Adam Okay. Carrie? I'm glad. I really am. You don't sound like you're ready for it. It sounds like you're trying to accomplish something with sex that...

1:19:16🔗 Drew Ain't gonna work.

1:19:17🔗 Adam That it's not gonna suit you well. All right. And that's my nasally drone in the background, which always means it's time to go.

1:19:24🔗 Drew Work on having a relationship, not worry about hooking up with somebody and then scheduling an illicit encounter.

1:19:29🔗 Adam Sex appointment. Yeah. Just find a guy you like, slow down, have a few dates, you know, take it the old-fashioned way. Nicole?

1:19:38🔗 Yes.

1:19:38🔗 Adam You're 21?

1:19:39🔗 Caller Yes.

1:19:39🔗 Adam What's up?

1:19:40🔗 Caller Hi, Adam.

1:19:41🔗 Adam Hey.

1:19:41🔗 Caller Hi, Dr. Dre.

1:19:42🔗 Drew Nicole.

1:19:42🔗 Adam Dr. Dre.

1:19:43🔗 Drew Drew. Drew.

1:19:45🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:45🔗 Dr. Drew, I'm sorry.

1:19:47🔗 Adam Say hi to Robby Gordon.

1:19:49🔗 I don't even listen to Dre, Dr. Dre, very often.

1:19:51🔗 Adam All right, goofball. What's your... Jesus Christ.

1:19:54🔗 It started off great. I don't know. I just want to know, like, I guess, how come I become emotionally wrapped up in these guys that eventually don't even... I mean, I'm 21 years old and I haven't ever had a real relationship where I can say, this is my boyfriend, whole hands in public, and just, you know, be normal.

1:20:17🔗 Adam Why not?

1:20:18🔗 Just, I've had, don't get me wrong, I've had potential suitors. I was with somebody for four years and he even threw it in my face. Or, I was never your boyfriend and all this stuff.

1:20:26🔗 Adam Hold on, you were with someone for four years and he said he was never your boyfriend?

1:20:30🔗 Isn't that a jerk?

1:20:32🔗 Adam Well, no, he's a jerk. Yeah, but you're a fool.

1:20:35🔗 Well, yeah.

1:20:37🔗 Adam Okay.

1:20:37🔗 Also...

1:20:38🔗 Adam Listen, don't make me feel bad by agreeing with me.

1:20:40🔗 Well, I deserved it too because I was very immature and I was raised in a Catholic home and...

1:20:46🔗 Adam Are you a virgin?

1:20:47🔗 No, no, no, no, no. I was with this guy for...

1:20:49🔗 Drew Certainly not.

1:20:51🔗 Adam That's a guy's worst nightmare. He goes out with a girl, he's starting to like her and he says, are you a virgin? And she goes, oh, please don't ask that while I'm eating. I had to have a Heimlich maneuver. No, no, no. Try not to work the laugh into it. Just a quick, no, not at the time. All right, so anyway, not currently, no. All right, so no, you're not. And is something wrong with you? You a little husky?

1:21:28🔗 I am large, yes.

1:21:29🔗 Adam You're a big girl. Yeah.

1:21:30🔗 Drew Where did you get that from?

1:21:31🔗 I mean, I'm big, but I'm-

1:21:34🔗 Adam What are you coming in at?

1:21:36🔗 What?

1:21:37🔗 Adam What are you weighing in at?

1:21:38🔗 190.

1:21:39🔗 Adam 190? How tall are you?

1:21:41🔗 Um, 5'7.

1:21:43🔗 Adam 5'7. Hold on a second, I gotta do the radio math. This is going to be harder than figuring out the average speed at the raceway. Let's see, she said 5'7, 190? Yeah.

1:21:54🔗 Robby Gordon You might need to go on a break. Last time you had to go on a break to figure out the speed.

1:21:57🔗 Adam No, no, I can figure this out. This is quick radio math. 5'7, 190, carry this 6, 4, yeah, okay, I got it. She is 5'5, and a quarter, 207.

1:22:12🔗 Caller What?

1:22:13🔗 Adam I did the radio math. That's all.

1:22:16🔗 Caller Try 2.

1:22:18🔗 Adam She's up to 2. I got you up 10 pounds. It only took me 5 seconds. I can get you up to 15, to 20.

1:22:25🔗 That's not the point.

1:22:26🔗 Adam All right. Well, here's my point.

1:22:28🔗 Caller The point is, is I'd like to know why I get emotionally wrapped up in these things.

1:22:32🔗 Adam All right. I'm going to help you.

1:22:34🔗 Drew Well.

1:22:35🔗 Adam Guys, guys are cruel. The world is cruel.

1:22:38🔗 Drew That's how they behave.

1:22:39🔗 Adam And when, and guys will, they'll, they'll date a big gal, but they won't show her off to her friends and hold hands, especially younger guys. Really, it's not fair, but that's the way it works.

1:22:50🔗 Caller I wasn't always this way.

1:22:52🔗 Adam Well, they knew you were going to pack the weight on.

1:22:54🔗 Caller I was 70 when I was dating this other guy.

1:22:56🔗 Adam All right. Well, then listen. You've got two choices. You either find a nice guy or you find a black guy.

1:23:02🔗 Drew How long before you got wrapped up in these guys?

1:23:04🔗 Adam They loved the big one and the black one.

1:23:05🔗 Drew How long had you been dating before you got really involved? The day when you were 17, you got involved with that guy. How long before you got involved? How many dates? How many days?

1:23:14🔗 Caller Okay, we were four years. This was a long time ago, and we were more of a social group, and we were friends, and then we started having sex. All right.

1:23:27🔗 Drew That wasn't a relationship.

1:23:28🔗 Adam No, you thought it was.

1:23:30🔗 Caller For four years it went on.

1:23:31🔗 Drew But all he was doing was having sex.

1:23:33🔗 Caller Exactly.

1:23:34🔗 Drew He wasn't attached.

1:23:35🔗 Caller Right.

1:23:35🔗 Drew So that's how he left. He wasn't involved in a relationship at all.

1:23:38🔗 Caller Then I meet this guy. I meet this guy. He moves off to be in a band.

1:23:43🔗 Adam All right. Hey, wait, Nicole? Nicole, we got to go to break, but let me just give you a piece of advice. Really, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but here's what you need to do. You focus on losing the weight for your health. Well, right. Yeah. It's good for you. It'll make you feel better about yourself. Other people will feel better too. I bet this thing will magically clear up. Just don't think about it too much. Give yourself four months, six months. Get a little exercise, get on a diet, don't eat any of them Raceway Honey Barbecue Fritos. You know what I mean? Just focus on yourself, your health, start walking, start taking care of yourself, feeling better about yourself. And magically I bet guys will start coming around.

1:24:30🔗 Caller Well, don't get me wrong, I attract guys.

1:24:32🔗 Adam All right. I know you attract guys, but I'm talking about the right kind of guys.

1:24:35🔗 Caller Yeah, I want...

1:24:36🔗 Adam All right. So why don't you just do that?

1:24:38🔗 Caller Okay.

1:24:38🔗 Adam All right. Just do it. It's going to be the easiest. It'll be easy. I mean, listen, I don't want to sound cruel. I don't want to sound like a sexist pig, but you're talking to a 21-year-old woman who's 200 pounds and we're going to talk until we're all blue in the face about why guys aren't holding hands with her and why guys aren't making her. They just want sex, but they don't want to be your girlfriend, boyfriend, and so on and so forth. And it would just be, let's call a spade a spade. Let's not ignore the obvious. Guys are very visual and physically oriented. And call us immature, especially younger guys. And if you want to find yourself a nice guy, you're going to have to drop a few pounds. I mean, that's going to be the easy answer. And if you get down, then call us back. If it keeps going, then we'll address it, all right? All right. We'll be back.

1:25:32🔗 Drew Loveline will be right back.

1:26:05🔗 Adam Yeah, it is Loveline. Robby Gordon is our guest tonight. You can find him over at the Winston Cup Race in Fontana, the California Speedway. And again, if you want to catch that event coming up this Sunday, 1-800-944-RACE, 1-800-944-RACE. And like I said, bring the Winnebago, bring the 12th pack, bring the marker and sit out on the infield. John?

1:26:34🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:26:34🔗 Adam You're 19.

1:26:35🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:26:36🔗 Adam You've only been able to ejaculate once during sex.

1:26:39🔗 Caller That's right.

1:26:41🔗 Adam How many times you had sex?

1:26:42🔗 Caller Uh, well, first time I did was when I was 18.

1:26:46🔗 Caller I'm probably just maybe two dozen times since then.

1:26:51🔗 Adam Wow. Where are you living? On a swamp?

1:26:54🔗 Caller What's that?

1:26:55🔗 Adam Are you, who are you, Huck Finn? No. Are you out on a swamp right now?

1:26:59🔗 Caller No, no, no swamp.

1:27:01🔗 Adam Well, you got a lot going on over there.

1:27:02🔗 Drew In an aviary?

1:27:04🔗 Adam What's that? That place where they keep birds?

1:27:06🔗 Drew No.

1:27:07🔗 Adam That's a big word.

1:27:09🔗 Caller I'm down by the ocean.

1:27:10🔗 Drew I don't know.

1:27:10🔗 Caller I guess we got a lot of birds down here.

1:27:12🔗 Adam I see. Where are you calling from?

1:27:13🔗 Caller San Clemente, California.

1:27:15🔗 Adam Nice. Nice. All right, John, so now, do you masturbate?

1:27:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:20🔗 Adam And that works okay?

1:27:21🔗 Drew That's probably true, what he's asking.

1:27:23🔗 Adam Well, he's saying that when he's alone, he's okay. When he was with a woman, he has a little difficulty pounding one out.

1:27:29🔗 Drew You can't ejaculate when you're with a woman?

1:27:32🔗 Caller No. I mean, I don't when I'm with one.

1:27:35🔗 Caller And I just...

1:27:37🔗 Adam You want to, though, right?

1:27:38🔗 Caller Well, I mean, I think I would finish the job, but, you know, I think she would get kind of offended.

1:27:44🔗 Caller And then usually they say...

1:27:45🔗 Adam All right, well, hold on...

1:27:45🔗 Caller .that they can't, you know, get me off.

1:27:47🔗 Adam Listen, screwball, do you want to have an orgasm or not? Forget about them.

1:27:53🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, but I mean...

1:27:54🔗 Adam You do.

1:27:54🔗 Drew Are you anxious when you're with them? Nervous?

1:27:58🔗 Caller I'm scared?

1:27:59🔗 Caller Pardon me?

1:27:59🔗 Adam Oh, boy. Hey, John.

1:28:02🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:28:02🔗 Adam Listen, you don't deserve an orgasm. Listen, I'm going to explain to you how to have an orgasm if you want to have an orgasm with a woman. What position are you in when you masturbate three times a day?

1:28:14🔗 Caller I don't know. I'm sitting down.

1:28:16🔗 Adam Sitting down?

1:28:17🔗 Caller Wherever.

1:28:18🔗 Adam Wherever. Any position?

1:28:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:21🔗 Adam Okay. Oh, boy, you're so eloquent. I hate all our callers. Stop calling all you idiots.

1:28:28🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:28:29🔗 Caller Thanks, man.

1:28:29🔗 Adam All right. Listen.

1:28:30🔗 Caller I was sitting on the toilet.

1:28:31🔗 Adam Sitting on the toilet. All right. Here's what I'm saying. I'm going to get you an orgasm if I got to come over there and suck it out of you myself. If I got to send Robby over there, I'm going to get you an orgasm.

1:28:40🔗 Robby Gordon He won't be doing that.

1:28:41🔗 Adam No. Well, he could get there faster, man. So I'm saying. Here's what I want you to do. Start masturbating in one position. Get down on your back, lie down on your bed, and masturbate, right?

1:28:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:54🔗 Adam All right. Screw you. Screw you. I don't need that. Is it kind of that long pause before the yeah? You know what I'm saying? Is there something wrong with me?

1:29:04🔗 Drew Yes.

1:29:05🔗 Adam There is?

1:29:06🔗 Drew Yeah. That's right, though.

1:29:07🔗 Adam But am I right that John sounds sort of like a little passive aggressive or something? Like he's pissed off. He's calling us. He wants an answer, but he's not going to play along. That's the feeling I get with a lot of the people who call this show. I'm reaching out to you, but screw you, and I'm not playing along. So I get all whipped up. I get excited. I start getting animated. I start giving an answer, and they're not having any of it.

1:29:31🔗 Drew That's right.

1:29:31🔗 Adam And you know what my thing is with that, all you? Go screw yourselves, all you. I could care less. I'm rich. I laugh my ass off all the way to the bank. Whatever. Shane, please, I could care less about you idiots.

1:29:43🔗 Drew Hey, Shane.

1:29:44🔗 Adam You're thirty-six.

1:29:45🔗 Drew Hi, what's going on?

1:29:47🔗 Caller Quick, before I get to my question, I ordered, I clicked on the condom on drdrew.com and it said that it had three condoms. I ended up with three bumper stickers. Does that kind of work like fly paper?

1:29:57🔗 Adam Yeah, you wrap it around your penis.

1:29:59🔗 Drew You didn't get three condoms?

1:30:00🔗 Caller I didn't get three condoms. I got three condoms.

1:30:01🔗 Drew How long ago did you log on?

1:30:03🔗 Caller Excuse me?

1:30:04🔗 Drew How long ago did you log on?

1:30:05🔗 Caller In three weeks ago, four weeks ago, and it was drdrew.com.

1:30:09🔗 Drew I wonder if they may have been some delay. Maybe they're going to send you the condom later. To my knowledge, they should keep coming.

1:30:15🔗 Caller Okay. My question is, my daughter is in kindergarten. I volunteer once a week at her school, and on the occasion, I go out to the playground with her and her classmates. About a week ago, I went out, and I discovered a used condom out there. I informed the staff and the principal, and to my amazement, this is a regular occurrence for them, and that once a week or so, they police the grounds to look for such things. My question is...

1:30:42🔗 Drew What's going on at that playground?

1:30:43🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:30:44🔗 Adam Safe sex.

1:30:45🔗 Caller I'm...

1:30:46🔗 Robby Gordon Where are you living?

1:30:47🔗 Caller The Midnight Round of View is in the stars at night. I don't know. However, I've talked with a few people. In fact, I've gotten an appointment with the local press to discuss this matter. Hopefully, they'll run it and bring it to the community's attention. My question to you is, what kind of risk hazards is my daughter being exposed to should she find one of these and go, oh, cool, look what I found, not knowing what she actually found?

1:31:14🔗 Adam Well, listen, I used a tampon applicator like a periscope, like a telescope when I was a kid, so look at me, I'm fine. My sister drank out of a urine sample jar for about two years. I swear to God she did. But she's a Corolla. I know. That's right. She could be doing better. I think something may have happened to her.

1:31:33🔗 Drew It's an interesting question. It's not something that you would sort of routinely expect to be a significant risk.

1:31:39🔗 Adam All right. If your daughter found it, she'd be fine.

1:31:41🔗 Drew As she picks something up and pours something in her mouth or in her eye or something, I mean, eh.

1:31:45🔗 Adam Listen, if she found it just after it came off of someone, that's one thing, but if it's been sitting around for a while, it's dried up, it's fine. Why does everyone on the show sound insane tonight, by the way? Didn't Shayne have a little?

1:31:57🔗 Drew You're extra irritable.

1:31:58🔗 Adam Is it just me?

1:31:59🔗 Drew You're extra irritable.

1:32:00🔗 Adam Shayne, what do you do for a living, buddy?

1:32:03🔗 Caller I work for myself. I'm a commercial window washer.

1:32:08🔗 Adam How's that? Yeah. What size squeegee you go with?

1:32:13🔗 Caller The one that I standardly use is 12 inch.

1:32:15🔗 Adam 12 incher?

1:32:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:17🔗 Adam I go 14, but that's me.

1:32:19🔗 Caller Excuse me?

1:32:20🔗 Adam I'm a 14 guy, but that's the way I do windows. I'm not saying the way you do it is wrong.

1:32:25🔗 Caller But I turn better with the 12 and I've got a 22.

1:32:29🔗 Adam There's no doubt a 12 is more maneuverable. I just cover more window with a 14 and it's a tradeoff. I think Robby, you jump in here, but you set your car up for a straightaway, you set up for the corners, but there's a tradeoff.

1:32:41🔗 Robby Gordon It depends on how big a window is. I mean, if you run along straightaways, you got to have maybe the 24.

1:32:46🔗 Caller But back to my question, my daughter exposed to hepatitis. Is she exposed to venereal diseases or will this expose to the air?

1:32:54🔗 Adam No, she's fine.

1:32:55🔗 Drew If it's all dried up, you're basically okay.

1:32:57🔗 Adam Don't worry about it.

1:32:58🔗 Drew The liquid, if it gets poured in her mouth or eye or something, I mean, that's not an unrealistic concern, but pretty far out.

1:33:05🔗 Adam Shane, how much alcohol do you run in your mixture?

1:33:10🔗 Caller Shot, try and have depends on.

1:33:11🔗 Adam Shot, yeah. Again, I go two shots, but that's me. All right, Shane.

1:33:15🔗 Drew Isopropyl or a? A shot gun.

1:33:18🔗 Adam All right, take care. Yeah, denatured. I run about two shots, denatured alcohol. I run about a 30 percent Windex and, I don't know if I should say it on the air, but a cap of vinegar. There's my secret. So I said it. Fine, distilled water always too. Again, I go with a 14 inch squeegee unless it's a tight course. All right, I go back on the phones here. Neil?

1:33:43🔗 Caller Hey.

1:33:44🔗 Adam You're 29.

1:33:45🔗 Caller How you doing?

1:33:46🔗 Adam Good. What's up?

1:33:47🔗 Caller Hey, I want to say hi to Robby Gordon.

1:33:50🔗 Robby Gordon Hi, Neil. How are you tonight?

1:33:51🔗 Caller All right. Hey, my buddy Garner Holmes tells me to tell you hi. I guess he worked for the Hay and Grain Company way back when.

1:33:58🔗 Robby Gordon Okay, for the father's company.

1:34:00🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

1:34:01🔗 Robby Gordon For my dad's company.

1:34:02🔗 Caller Great.

1:34:04🔗 Adam Pudge Schlappwell says hi too.

1:34:06🔗 Drew What the hell is that kid's name?

1:34:09🔗 Adam What's that guy's name? Hold on a second, Neil. What was Pudge Schlappwell? What's the guy's name?

1:34:13🔗 Drew Humpy Wheeler. Humpy Wheeler.

1:34:19🔗 Robby Gordon You're just not being nice.

1:34:21🔗 Adam The greatest names in the world at Nascar Racing, Humpy Wheeler. I'll write that down. All right. Go ahead.

1:34:28🔗 Caller Hey, Robby. What was the major decision that made you switch from Champ Cars to Nascar after last year? Was it Greg Moore's accident here at Fontana, or was it a money factor?

1:34:41🔗 Robby Gordon It was numerous different reasons. We started our own race team last year, and obviously when you start a race team, you have to have sponsorship. And one thing we got asked quite often from sponsors that we were according to go on our IndyCar program is, you know, if you guys were racing Nascar, we would be definitely interested. But IndyCar, we don't know. I've always liked racing IndyCar. It was a lot of fun.

1:35:07🔗 Adam But he was telling us during the break that the Nascar is just this more old style racing. It's less technology.

1:35:15🔗 Robby Gordon Yeah, a little less technology. But it's good down to earth racing. And with the rules being closer, you really have to do your homework. Yeah.

1:35:25🔗 Adam All right, we got to do a little homework ourselves. We'll take a break and we'll be back with Robby Gordon and Humpty Wheeler after this.

1:35:33🔗 Drew We're about to get funky, yo.

1:35:36🔗 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:35:39🔗 Drew We'll be right back. And we're back again. This is Dr. Drew Loveline. Is over. Robby Gordon was our guest tonight. We're actually done, Robby. And I was just learning more about him. I wish I could actually talk when Adam was here. Adam just kind of ducked out for a second here. But I learned a ton about Robby in the last break. He's running his own team. He's going to be racing till he's 40. All kinds of stuff we could have talked about if Adam had been here. Shut up, Drew. Gumming and chomping and carrying on here. But mercifully, he's gone and the show is over. Robby, thank you for coming on. You're always welcome here and appreciate you stopping by.

1:36:41🔗 Robby Gordon Well, thanks for having me on. I'm really looking forward to the weekend. It's going to be a great race out in Fontana for all your fans. They're going to be out there looking forward to it.

1:36:46🔗 Drew Any phone numbers you want to give out or anything? Or just get there? Just come on out for the race.

1:36:51🔗 Robby Gordon No, come on out to the race. It's going to be a great tailgate party. A lot of fun on Sunday. Qualifying is on Friday, starting at 2.30 for first round.

1:37:00🔗 Drew Fair enough.

1:37:01🔗 Robby Gordon We plan on breaking the track record.

1:37:03🔗 Drew Be there. And for Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew signing out and saying mahalo.

1:37:08🔗 Adam I'm going to get you an orgasm if I've got to come over there and suck it out of you myself. Well now.

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