2:21🔗
Adam
Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1. Facts number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Yeah, Bad Religion is our guest tonight. They're running a little bit late, but they're going to be in here by the end of the first break. And we like those guys. I guess we haven't seen them in a long time. I'm going for almost a couple of years. Yeah. We have seen them quite a few times on the show before. Very smart, very eloquent guys and look forward. And a good band, by the way. So we look forward to them coming in tomorrow night. Race car driver Robbie Gordon will be in here. And Thursday, another band we like, Everclear, will be in here. So Drew, you went to the big bash at the House of Blues tonight for the drdrew.com send off party.
3:17🔗
Bad Religion
Oh, yeah. Our users elected a girl to go off in a van in a road rules kind of thing and tour the country. And they leave in the morning.
3:28🔗
Adam
Oh, really? And I thought this party was going to be like a ceremonial send off for them, like, you know, at the end of the party, the van drives away.
3:34🔗
Bad Religion
You know, there may be something like that. I'm not there. It wasn't my organized thing.
3:40🔗
Bad Religion
Oh, yeah. A lot of interesting people, Dan Ackroyd, Bill Maher, Sugar Ray played.
3:46🔗
Adam
Celebrities there. Howard Stern was there, right? Of course, the Emmy award winning Jimmy Kimmel.
3:51🔗
Bad Religion
And your illustrious Daniel Kalleson. Behind the scenes genius behind the man show.
3:56🔗
Adam
Huge talents. Huge talents, both those guys. I'm surprised they had graced you with their presence.
4:09🔗
Adam
I see. They ordered up a little chow, did they? They treat themselves and their bellies right. And their livers.
4:27🔗
Adam
It was cool. Reylah Who's Who. And so you did a bunch of schmoozing. What's something like that cost?
4:46🔗
Adam
And how does it work? You know what I mean? I mean, do you get that kind of money back? I mean, we've got to be. You're talking about House of Blues, On Sunset, Renting a Place Out, Security, Open Bar, Sugar Ray.
5:05🔗
Adam
Easily. Maybe 150. I have no idea. I mean, I know it ain't 50. No. It's probably not 250. Could be 250. The point is, you run a business, you put a couple of hundred grand into something like that. Does it come back?
5:28🔗
Adam
I don't understand. I've said it a hundred times. I know it works, so they wouldn't do it. I'm just saying personally, I don't understand how a company like Coke spends a couple million dollars for a space in the Super Bowl slot, and that's just for the slot producing these high profile ads is another couple million, I'm sure. And when as a company, that four or five million you just spent on that one spot in the Super Bowl so that some penguins could drink your product could have translated into a hundred new trucks that were bought outright. And why you go that route, when everyone knows who you are, I know people could explain it to me, and they're dying to, I don't want to hear it. It's just I can't understand it. And if I ran it, it wouldn't happen. We would have had that send-off party of yours, Drew, would have been at the Riverside IHOP. And you know who would have been playing there?
6:31🔗
Adam
The man? No, no, too big, too big. Who played your high school prom? Jack Smack and the Sideburns or?
6:42🔗
Adam
Snoddy Scotty and the Hankies would have played that Riverside IHOP that I had the big send-off party for. And I would have sent them in a rented van, like a rider panel van, no seats in the back. Jesus Christ. All right, so what are these kids gonna do on this Dr. drew.com send-off thing?
7:32🔗
Bad Religion
Actually, they're not like model. They're very attractive people, and they're very nice people. They're very interesting people, so it'll be interesting to see. And people are waiting to see, what are they waiting to see with these two, right?
8:04🔗
Adam
All right. Well, I'm sorry I couldn't make it, but I had to eat and take a nap. Been out shooting Man Show Deodorant all day. I got home and I just couldn't pry myself off the sofa. I just don't like people.
8:18🔗
Adam
What is wrong with me, Drew? I mean, this is a big star-studded event with free booze and all my friends and everything, and I just didn't want to go. Just the idea of seeing people I knew and standing and talking, it seemed painful to me. I could have went. It wasn't excruciating, it wasn't go to the dentist, just nothing in it, not attracted to it. I know what I love about you, Drew. I can do anything I want to you, you don't get pissed off. I mean, a lot of people would say, hey buddy, this is my big event. This is my big send-off party for my company. It was a $150,000, $200,000 event at the House of Blues. You should have been there to offer up a little support. It looked bad. My partner not showing up or something like that. But you know what I love about Drew?
9:16🔗
Adam
That's what I love about you. Let's keep it down. That's why I didn't show up tonight. I felt it was rising just a little bit. I want to knock it back down again. Sam?
9:24🔗
Yes.
9:33🔗
Pretty close.
9:36🔗
Caller
She's been hanging out with me and my friends a lot. Basically, I just want to know, is it possible at 18 to really fall in love with somebody? Or is it just kind of a hormonal thing?
9:50🔗
Bad Religion
There can be very intense infatuation and attraction and all that stuff. It can feel like something you might call love, but there's not really a relationship yet. Okay. You can have very strong feelings.
10:04🔗
Adam
Let her know about some of your feelings, not all the ones you claim to have. Let her know you'd like to take her out and ask her out before this thing gets too far down the road. Do you know what I'm saying?
10:16🔗
Adam
Because you're one of these guys who's going to fall in love, you're going to hang back for three months. Eventually, when your friends is going to end updating her, you're going to start pouting, you're going to get weird.
10:25🔗
Caller
Well, except for the weird part, which I'm kind of worried about. Yeah, one of my friends, she was going out with some guy from school.
10:35🔗
Adam
Are you kidding? You know, I just had a flashback to something I did once. I liked this girl a lot when I was in high school. We ended up going out on a couple of dates, having a couple of nights together. No sex, a little screwing around and stuff, but I was so into her, and I loved her for like a year before and like a year after. She wore Ralph Lauren perfume, Lorraine, I think it was. It was very popular in, what was that, 1963, 64? No, this was...
11:07🔗
Adam
No, this was like 81 or something like that. Way off. I somehow found some of this stuff. I didn't go out and buy any of it, but somebody had...
11:15🔗
Adam
Yeah, I didn't spend money on stuff, but somebody had some. I used to spray that on my wrist and sniff it while I was having myself. It was great.
11:22🔗
Adam
Really? Don't you think that's just sort of... Don't you think that's sort of making lemonade out of lemons? You think that's weird?
11:44🔗
Bad Religion
That's about as much of a person as you let in, so I could see how that would really be. This reminds me, I was talking to Bill Martin. He brought a girlfriend with him.
11:51🔗
Asian?
11:55🔗
Adam
Oh, nationality. Yeah. For those of you who don't know what we're talking about, if you ever watch the old cartoon Johnny Quest, they made it during an era where we were sort of done with World War II, done with Korea, starting to get involved with Vietnam, the Russians.
12:15🔗
Adam
Pre-Middle East and sort of pre-Russia, like post-First Russia, but pre-Second, like Reagan Russia. And they couldn't figure out what color to make the villains. Because it's a layup when you're making a cartoon in the early 40s. You go Japanese, you go German. Now you go Middle Eastern. These guys are evil. And it was Russians in the 80s. But no one could figure it out. So it was this sort of mishmash, sort of dark-colored Filipino, Vietnamese, a little sprinkling of Arab and Russian in them. And so whenever there's a nationality, I can't figure out, like, all of the pharmacists over at the Rite Aid. I just always call it Johnny Quest villain nationality.
13:10🔗
Adam
She's got to make short work of him. That's just for tonight, though. He has another date for tomorrow. Actually, later tonight. Eric?
13:18🔗
Yes.
13:21🔗
Caller
Well, I have a question here for Dr. Drew. Yeah. I went to the doctor here last Friday. Well, a couple days prior, I had noticed a cut on inside my urethra.
13:45🔗
Caller
I asked if you could pass a stone or what not to actually cut like that. He said it's impossible.
13:57🔗
Caller
He had no explanation, but I am through an HMO, so actually trying to get referred with is very difficult.
14:08🔗
Caller
He had a spiked infection. He's given me antibiotics for it, which has pretty much cleared that up.
14:34🔗
Adam
Let me ask you again. Hey, Eric. Yes. This is one of the hosts of the show, Adam Carolla.
14:41🔗
I know who you are. I'm a long-time listener.
15:29🔗
Caller
The infection has stopped, but my question that really, it really starts to bother me is the healing is not, it doesn't appear to be healing.
15:36🔗
Adam
Well, here's the problem. You've got to stay off that urethra. You can't pee for a week or so.
16:12🔗
Adam
Destiny? Yeah. I was lying in bed rolling around last night trying to sleep when I was thinking about you, Drew, and I was saying to Drew yesterday on the show, Destiny, I was pointing at my face and I was saying, what is this, Drew? What is this? Because as you know, my face is the cash register. And I said, what is this? And my finger, my index finger is about four or five inches away from my face and I was just sort of pointing at my face and Drew said, nose. And I said, no, what is this? And he said, eyes. And then I started sort of circling my face with my finger. No, no, no, the whole thing. Head. And I thought, oh, Christ Almighty, how I can't work with this guy. How can I work with him?
16:50🔗
Bad Religion
You understand, all the stuff you don't think I'm getting pissed off at you about, that's how I get back at you. Keep you up all night.
16:57🔗
Adam
I swear to God, I was thinking about that while I was trying to sleep last night. I was thinking, what could I have done that was different that would have clued him in to say face, but I realize now nothing. Don't blame yourself. All right, Destiny, what's up?
17:11🔗
I met my fiance in November of 98, and we decided that I should get on a birth control method, so I decided to go with the Depro Prevara shot. I was only on it for the first shot, and we decided that we were going to try to have children. And the first shot is only supposed to last three months. I went back March 27th and they did a pap smear and everything on me and checked everything, checked for STDs and Aids and all that other crap. And from that time up until now, or actually two months after that, I was unable to have a period.
17:48🔗
Well, then I finally did, and now we're trying to have children and I can't get pregnant.
17:55🔗
It doesn't have nothing to do with it.
17:58🔗
I'm getting married May 3rd.
18:00🔗
Adam
Why don't you wait till you get married? I mean, just for the kid's sake, you can say he or she was born after you were married, or at least they're conceived after you were married.
18:09🔗
Bad Religion
That isn't a concept the young people, they don't know what you're talking about.
18:12🔗
Adam
You know what's weird is it's just sort of neither here nor there. I mean, back in the day, it was considered scandalous if you conceived. I mean, here's the point. If you got married and eight and a half months later, you had a kid.
18:38🔗
Adam
Yeah. I'm saying not so long ago, it was a little bit of a scandal, and quite some time ago, it was a big deal. But the point is now, even though you're planning on getting married, you're still trying like hell to conceive before you get married.
19:01🔗
No.
19:04🔗
Well, we've only tried like five times.
19:12🔗
We tried last month and like four other times in between.
19:19🔗
Basically about a year.
19:23🔗
I'm not very big on having sex a lot.
19:30🔗
Adam
All right. Loosen up, baby. I think I know what his destiny is. Give himself a hand job in the bathroom when he gets home from work. That's his destiny. All right, Destiny. Enjoy. Listen, I don't even want to get into it anymore.
19:48🔗
Adam
I don't like sex very much. You're like, good. Enjoy. God bless. That's your own cadence.
20:01🔗
Yeah.
20:03🔗
Bad Religion
Oh, I know what I heard tonight that killed me. Speaking of recoiling, Jimmy regaled me with the story of how it was that he made that montage footage with him and the chimpanzee.
20:15🔗
Adam
Oh, yes. It did achieve an erection at a certain point. We're talking about the Miami Award-winning partner, Jimmy Kimmel did a little bit with a monkey this year, which turned out to be hysterical. Bill Maher was in it as well. We don't want to give away too many jokes, but it was really hysterical. I brought in the show, Drew, and I guess Jimmy told him a few details that were...
20:40🔗
Bad Religion
Well, part of it, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, and the other hard part, I fell back, recoiling, actually fell over Lycus' desk, trying to just shield my eyes from the screen.
20:49🔗
Adam
It was not right. Not for a religious, God-fearing man like Jimmy. All right, Stan, now what's up?
20:55🔗
Caller
Well, the other day in Time Magazine, I was reading an article, and it was talking about how they had recently come out with a gel of testosterone, and recently the method has been either oral pill or an injection, or like a patch that they put on the scrotum.
21:10🔗
Bad Religion
Well, there's a patch for the scrotum, and the scrotum is also a TTS patch, which you can put on your shoulder, and there's the gel. The cream and gel have been around for a while.
21:19🔗
Adam
Well, apparently, it's in vogue now, or it's more accessible, or something like that. Yes, I'd like to use that gel to masturbate with. Imagine what kind of testosterone rush you'd get with that stuff.
21:39🔗
Caller
I read it up to the part where they started talking about taking different types of weight gaining stuff. It was a whole different separate article.
21:57🔗
Caller
I was mainly looking for the effects and the side effects of the different types of...
22:02🔗
Adam
I don't remember what the quote was, but basically there was a sort of a follow up page written a couple of pages down from that.
22:19🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's on the cover. Big brawny guy talks about the testosterone. Don't say the S word, you retard.
22:30🔗
Adam
Would you shut up, Drew, with this goddamn thing? Tell him what you want to tell him. Why do you have to freak?
22:36🔗
Bad Religion
I want to know what he read that led him to believe the gel was something new. We've been using the gel and the cream for a while, and what he's up to, that a young healthy male would even consider taking this crap.
22:44🔗
Adam
They stated, or the way they said it in this article, that this gel was a new thing, that it had not been around, and maybe it's a new way, and what about this testosterone?
23:07🔗
Bad Religion
That is the way to get hardening of the arteries, heart attacks, strokes, liver disease, kidney disease.
23:19🔗
Adam
Here's what I'm saying, Drew. I read part of the article. Of course, I got bored. I went to the part where they talked to me because they called me up and they wanted to ask me about the testosterone because, allegedly, I produce it.
23:33🔗
Adam
Although, I'm now on to estrogen. A switch was flipped many years ago. But the point is, I'm lactating now, Drew. Do you know that?
23:48🔗
Adam
I put it in my cereal. I ran low. I don't like my coffee black. I masturbate right into the mug.
23:56🔗
Adam
There you go. I finally started. Good boy. My penis has now become an utter. Here's the point. They basically said in this article, and like I said, I didn't read the whole thing, but they said that your body as a male, you start producing testosterone around puberty. Then by the time you turn 30, it starts to slow down a little bit, and eventually you start to cut production of it. They theorize that this is part of the aging process, and part of what helps the aging process or causes the aging process.
24:28🔗
Bad Religion
No, I agree. I am a fan of testosterone replacement, meaning replacing what your body isn't making anymore. But a 20-year-old does not need replacement.
24:38🔗
Bad Religion
It's a point of contention. If you were 60 and to ask him about this, I'd say maybe.
24:48🔗
Bad Religion
I have no good science to back up my opinion, but it seems to me that there would be a reasonable amount of risk in doing that. Being on testosterone for 40 years?
25:10🔗
Bad Religion
You're done. I have you killed. I'm having you killed. You're done. You always told me to have you killed when this happens to you.
25:19🔗
Adam
I'm sewing a hardshell taco into my chin. I'm getting the calf implants, the pec implants.
25:35🔗
Adam
That is the cash register, please. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. I see Greg Graffin is here from Bad Religion.
25:42🔗
Adam
He's been wandering around back there for a few minutes. And we'll bring him in and talk to him all after this.
25:51🔗
This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Oh, we'll be right back.
26:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Everclear will be in here a little bit later this week. We have a Greg Graffin in here tonight, representing Bad Religion. Good to see you.
26:53🔗
Caller
I think it was probably two years ago, and I believe that Adam, you were absent. Oh, really? It was one of those nights where you were absent. They needed someone to fill in, and I took the opportunity, and Dr. Drew was confident when he heard that we were coming in.
27:12🔗
Adam
Oh, yes. I do recall that. I remember the strategy was, we're trying to get the kids from Black Grape to come in. Turns out they were drunk and high on Abba Zabba, and their words were unintelligible, at least over the phone, so we called on Bad Religion. No, but I remember that because I wasn't going to be around for some reason. I was doing something, but the thought was, Bad Religion, these guys are smart. They're usually not drunk and high.
27:46🔗
Adam
Life is not fair. But anyway, The New America is the name of the CD. It is out May 9th, so that's coming up. That's my sister's birthday, by the way. I'm sure you guys knew about that.
28:03🔗
Adam
May 27th. I was looking at all the Bad Religion albums over the years, and I got up to 17. Although, yeah.
28:14🔗
Caller
It's a one in a long line of traditional albums that we're putting out. But that was one of the concerns too, because when a kid goes to the store, there are people every year who have never heard of Bad Religion. They go to the store and they're like, and they say, which record am I going to buy? It's really tough to get their attention focused on the new one that's coming out. So this time we're doing a little promotion idea. I don't think any other band has ever done it, where if you buy the new record, you get to see the band for free.
28:50🔗
Caller
Yeah. Because it's all we could do to focus them on the new record, because there's so many records in the bins.
28:57🔗
Caller
So you buy the new record, you send the proof of purchase, and we send you a ticket to our concert.
29:05🔗
Caller
Yeah. It's going on all over the country. And so if you, you know, because one of our best attributes is our live show.
29:13🔗
Adam
And it sounds, I mean, it doesn't sound like a great moneymaker for you, although if it gets people to buy a ton more records, then I guess it will be. But it's interesting that no one has ever done this.
29:25🔗
Caller
I know. It seems too simple. It does seem simple. And it's because a lot of bands don't want to use their, maybe they don't want to bank on their live credibility.
29:35🔗
Caller
But we know that that's one of the coveted things is our live show. So we were willing to sort of lose money in the live arena to focus people on the purchase of the new record. And we stand behind it too. I mean, that's the other thing.
29:53🔗
Adam
Again is out on May 9th. And I think we talked about, you grew up around here. I think we went to Walter Reed Jr. High.
30:07🔗
Caller
But Hale is, you were our rivals. I went to Hale Jr. High and Woodland Hills and El Camino out there.
30:19🔗
Adam
Yeah, we went to El Camino. Yeah. We used to play them in football. They used to kick our ass.
30:24🔗
Caller
Well, actually, the football players used to kick my ass. But I don't. Well, I didn't know who we played. They just played me.
30:31🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something. Because I played football for North Hobbit High and we stunk in a big way. A lot of guys always think the football players bully them on campus. What do you see what they do to guys on the other team? They think they're kicking your ass. They're legitimately in an organized fashion, methodically kicking our ass.
30:56🔗
Adam
I think it was the husky blue and gray that set them off. But anyway, El Camino is out in the West Valley. I was more out in the East Valley. Right. Bad Religion. Buy that CD on May 9th and go see them for free. And another thing that just popped into my head. We play this bumper or drop or whatever you call it in radio. I still haven't quite figured it out. It's a song by our favorite band, Drew. What would that band be?
31:24🔗
Adam
Pennywise. Right. And I heard this song and I liked this song and I liked the riff and everything. And but I started thinking about Bad Religion when I heard it. And I thought about, well, just listen. I thought about going for a walk.
31:42🔗
Caller
Well, you know, Pennywise are friends of friends of ours. And there's hardly any bands out there who haven't opened for Bad Religion at one time or another.
31:53🔗
Caller
And that while, you know, they were on our record label over there at Appetaph Records. So you're not going to get me to. I know that you guys have a history with Pennywise. Yeah, I'm not going to.
32:19🔗
Adam
Go get the trophy, Drew. It is a Stanley Cup-sized trophy that Fletcher brought to Drew on his second or third encounter with him, the one where he promised not to drink into mindless manners, although that all once now. Yeah. Well, let's just show Greg this. Now, on the top of that is a nice cup, which many trophies have, although this one has resin over the top of it, and there's vomit in that cup. Let's hear Pennywise's first appearance here on Loveline many years ago.
33:22🔗
Yes, Love Line is over.
33:26🔗
We have a big ugly man in our guitar band.
34:09🔗
Bad Religion
And when the SWAT team surrounded the studio, he announced that he had a grenade that he was gonna.
34:13🔗
Adam
Yeah, he had all the Culver City PD, was about eight guys on the other side of this wall over here. He had been blocking the door. He wasn't letting anyone out.
34:24🔗
Adam
His own guy put his head to the door and he rung it like a bell. It was great. Just bing, bing, bing between the door and the door jams. Just bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And then shoved the guy out. And that was a friend of his. That was great. He said, no one's getting out of here.
34:48🔗
Adam
Following Monday. All right. So, well, is Fletcher, is he sober now or he's on to beer or what?
34:58🔗
Bad Religion
He went to some meetings as a result of that experience. But how much commitment he has to sobriety remains to be seen.
35:08🔗
Poor Fletch.
35:09🔗
Adam
Well, there's poor bands. I have to tour with them and everything. Oh, Christ. All right. Anyway, let's not digress too much. We'll hop on the phones and then we're going to hear something new from Bad Religion too. Jack?
35:22🔗
Hello?
35:58🔗
Adam
Okay. Hey, are you going to... I never asked this question with identical twins, but how about the penis? Same size? Of course. I swear to God, I'd kill my brother if I had nothing. He had a huge dung and we were identical twins. I'd kill him.
36:26🔗
Adam
I would if I had one. But if I had an identical twin brother, we looked exactly the same physically, we were the same physically, except for he had a huge dung, I would kill him. Then I'd turn the penis on myself.
36:42🔗
Adam
Yeah, I think you should. All right, so anyway, he showed his colors and she showed her colors.
36:53🔗
Caller
I think both of them actually, because I was pretty sure that this was going to happen and I warned them both and asked them both not to. And they went ahead and did it anyways.
37:06🔗
Adam
What is up where you said to your own brother and your girlfriend, hey, listen, I see what's going on here, please don't have an affair with my brother. And that's kind of strange, isn't it?
37:16🔗
Caller
Well, he has done it once before. Oh, boy. Not quite as serious. It was just like, you know, made out with her.
37:29🔗
Caller
Well, one thing is that it probably isn't... I think the fact that you're twins isn't really as relevant as the fact that you're brothers. I mean, a lot of... I've heard a lot of stories about brothers who are not twins doing the same kind of thing. And it doesn't make it hurt any less. But if you take that out of your mind for a second and just realize it's probably not because you're your identical twins.
38:06🔗
Adam
Well, hold on. Jack, listen, forget it. You're moving out of the house soon enough, right?
38:26🔗
Caller
Yeah, I'm just curious, though. I've still got a half a summer with him and I'm just curious what should I do? Should I not talk to him, not talk to her?
38:35🔗
Bad Religion
The healthiest thing, obviously, would be to hash it out, but don't talk to her. She's done.
38:40🔗
Bad Religion
But I know how I would be and it would be too painful to deal with. I'd have to cool down for quite a while.
38:54🔗
Adam
And listen, I would kick his ass, I really would. Brothers always kick each other's asses, you know what I mean? They don't look at each other as men or foes. There's no danger. You'll take a swing at your brother. Or it's like one of your best friends. I'm sure if, you know, Mike Tyson has a younger brother, goes 137 pounds, or actually an older brother, he probably thinks he could still give a good ass whoopin to him. You know, don't get him pissed. And Tyson's probably scared of him. You know what I mean? There's no, I don't know where that fear, some of the fear I think you have, you know where the fear of other guys comes in? It's the unfamiliarity. When you grow up with someone, you think you can kill them. Except for Fletcher. I'm now familiar with Fletcher and more scared of him. He's the one exception.
39:41🔗
Bad Religion
I'm getting increasingly pissed off at you, though, Adam. I'm beginning to think that the only guy that stood me up in the recent months, as rudely as you, is Mike Tyson.
39:57🔗
Adam
All right. Let me ask you a question. I don't want to sound racist, but you know, black guys get a lot of gold in their teeth? Do dentists say, here's a black guy, I'm going to put some gold in his teeth, or do they ask for it? You know what I'm saying?
40:13🔗
Adam
I mean, what I'm saying is, does the dentist go, I got these gold caps, I've been waiting on load for a long time, here comes a black guy, I'm going to move some of these?
40:22🔗
Caller
Yeah. Well, same way dentists look at white guys and go, you know what I'm going to do is make his teeth even whiter. I mean, you don't see many black guys getting their teeth whitened, which is really ridiculous.
40:34🔗
Adam
They don't have to though, because it's a relative thing. They look white. And I don't think that's a racist statement, but let's face it, you take something that's close to white and put it against a darker shade, and it's going to look that much whiter.
40:48🔗
Adam
Plus, they're not big coffee drinkers. And the menthol cigarettes they smoke don't stain the teeth as much. Very true. Good point, Greg. Very valid. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break, and we'll be back, hear something new from Bad Religion, and speak to Samantha, who is 25, and was told to douche with mouthwash after this.
41:47🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-E-V-E-1-9-1. Greg Graffin is here from Bad Religion.
41:55🔗
Bad Religion
Daniel Kelson is not Emmy Award-winning, is he? Nobody that talks that loud and that rambling.
42:02🔗
Bad Religion
He grabbed me at the party and said, everything Adam says about me, it's a lie. It's just for effect. And then he tells me what he tells you.
42:13🔗
Oh my God.
42:17🔗
Adam
You know, guys get drunk. Loud drunk. They talk in the cell phone, but the cell phone is sort of, they look at it as sort of a hearing aid, which is, you know, it's still important that you can hear their voice faintly from across the town, I think is the angle, but we'll check back with him. Samantha?
42:36🔗
Yes.
42:39🔗
Caller
I had a question, but first I want to say the San Francisco station that carries your show, they moved it to midnight.
42:57🔗
Caller
Anyway, someone told me that I could use Tom's natural mouthwash and either douche with it or do an enema with it, and I want to keep that safe.
43:09🔗
Bad Religion
I'm just for a moment imagining what the end, the sort of goal of that sort of hygiene is.
43:39🔗
Caller
You know, I have this idea that I think most people in our society are taught that that whole area is dirty and it probably comes from a religious background. I don't buy it though.
43:53🔗
Bad Religion
I don't think that you need to think that this is why, Adam, that the olfactory senses of an animal are 10,000 times greater than a male as human than a human and they have no problem digging their nose into these things. It's because of how we were raised.
44:10🔗
Adam
Well, listen, I tell you, I would worry as a woman that if it got too pleasant and too tasty down there that some drunk guy might just take a bite out of me.
44:25🔗
Adam
That's right. They don't have any hoagie-flavored douche yet, do they? All right. Hey, Samantha? Yes. Do you think you have a problem down there that requires this?
44:37🔗
Bad Religion
It's not good for you. It's not going to be good for you, okay? Okay. Especially the vaginal douching is something you should do on a limited basis.
44:44🔗
Caller
Okay. It's not the same appetite that drives the sexual urge and the food urge. They're two separate instincts.
44:53🔗
Bad Religion
It's a nice that you're considerate. Nice touch, but it's okay really. All right.
44:58🔗
Adam
Thanks. That's all right. I don't mind knowing where I am. Do you know what I mean? I don't want to think I'm in the dentist chair. I don't want to think that-
45:08🔗
Adam
Oh. I'm in the bathroom on a plane or something. I like to know where I am. You know where you are when a woman lets herself, especially after plays a couple of sets of tennis or something. And heads back into the locker room. Alright. We're going to hear something from Bad Religion. That's what we're going to do. Alright. This is off of the new CD, The New America, which is out May 9th. And this one is called New America. There you go, New America from The New America, which is Bad Religion, out May 9th. My sister's birthday, everybody. Buy a new CD and go see a Bad Religion concert for free, and watch them in the place they were meant to be, which is on stage. We will take ourselves a quick break and we'll be back after this.
49:57🔗
Adam
It's the Loveline. We're going to take a quick 10-second timeout for a little affiliate identification. We'll be right back in just 10 seconds.
50:21🔗
Adam
It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Greg Graffin is here from Bad Religion. The New America is the name of the CD, out May 9th. Buy it and go see Bad Religion for free. I just got off the phone with my buddy Daniel, who's loaded and still to drdrew.com. Shindig.
50:44🔗
Adam
Yep. He is very, very drunk and up in the foundation room or something at the House of Blues. And trouble, though, Cousin Sal, which is Jimmy's trouble making cousin, is wearing a name tag that says Dr. Mort Pinsky, which I know is your dad. So either as I fear the worst for him. Sal could have rolled him and taken his name tag. I don't know if he left the party early and left the name tag behind, but Cousin Sal has now adopted the identity of Dr. Mort Pinsky and is probably giving out advice as we speak.
51:19🔗
Bad Religion
You know what's interesting about Jimmy and Sal? I greeted them both simultaneously and shook their hands. They both have tiny hands.
51:27🔗
Adam
Yep. It helps them get their hands down their pants that much faster, whereas you and I have done butt in our pants to get our hands down our pants. They slide down like ferrets. Also apparently, Drew, your wife's new drink is a Red Bull and Vodka. Now, isn't Red Bull some sort of health drink or something?
51:48🔗
Caller
It's a European drink that I get a lot on tour when we're over there. It's from Austria. And what is it? It's pure fructose. It's like a supercharged fructose drink that's just, it goes right into your system. And they call it an energy drink, which is just, you're getting a sugar high.
52:19🔗
Adam
So anyway, you're an Austrian fructose-laden health drink with Kamchatka that your wife is now flying high on. Oh boy, is she gonna give you a good ass. Is she gonna blow your penis off or just kick your ass around the estate as one or the other, maybe both tonight, Drew. So you got that waiting for you when you get home. Is she gonna find her own way home?
52:47🔗
Adam
Listen, here's my advice to you, Drew. During the next break, go to the bathroom sink, wash your junk because there's gonna be some loving when you get home. I know your wife, I know she's hopped up on Red Bull and smear it off. Something's gonna happen when you get home, believe me. John, isn't it weird when chicks, especially women, I don't know why it's always a little disconcerting, especially when you're stone cold sober once in a while. And it's probably happened to me like three or four times in my life. But I've come home to a drunken woman who was amorous. And it's weird when you're sober and they start acting like a guy and you don't know what it is. They go, where did you get those new pants? They look good on you. And you go, huh? They go, come here. And you go, what? Well, hold on. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Come here. What are you scared of? And you're like, whoa, what's going on? Oh, you're drunk. And that's like the first one. And then they go, you look hot in those pants. And you're thinking, oh my God. And then you start feeling dirty or something. It's kind of weird. Like I always want to go, hold on, let me go drink something. I'll be back in a minute. There's like, gotta be a hit of weed or something. I'll just go hit myself on the head with a frying pan. I'll be back in a second. I gotta get a left up too. Cause otherwise this is just weirding me out. I'm starting to feel weird. Drew, that's going to be you tonight. Red Bull and Smirnoff, John, John, you're 15, John, John's asleep, caller, oh, he's been on hold for 83 minutes. Oh, he had a question for Bad Religion.
54:21🔗
Adam
Yeah. Oh, he wanted to know when you're going to tour for the new album. And let's just keep John on the snore line. We'll keep him on hold. We'll check back with him.
54:40🔗
Bad Religion
We have to snore line every night. Somebody's snoring, a member of our audience or staff.
54:44🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, Greg, you would love this. About last week, we have a heavy-set security guard who likes to sort of... He finds the time goes faster if he's unconscious here. So he's out on the sofa in the next room, and he saw and logs this guy. He's just passed out, you know. It's, you know, safety off the gun, hanging halfway out the holes there, pants down around his ankles. And he's just spread out all over the sofa, just snoring up a storm. I said to Engineer Anderson, let's grab a mic, let's get a 20-foot cord and let's just go put it next to him and check in with him from time to time. He did not disappoint at all. The whole second half of the show, he was just in there sawing logs the whole time. And then it was really funny because he stood up and there's like some construction going on and from, like some sawhorses and some two-by-fours. He stood up and just brodied right through all of them, just knocked them all over. You know, like, there's nothing better than when you're not supposed to be asleep, so you're pretending not to be asleep and you overcompensate and you're like, hey, what's, hey, how you doing, hey, what's going on? And then you knock over something. It was classic.
55:50🔗
Hey, how you doing?
56:02🔗
Adam
Yeah, well, he had the quiet dignity to nap in front of the door, so in case an intruder came in, there's an outside chance he might trip over him on the way to killing us. All right, Dan?
56:14🔗
Oh, yeah?
56:16🔗
Caller
Well, I had a question for Bad Religion. First, I want to say, though, I go to El Camino and there are legends there.
56:27🔗
Caller
Well, thanks. I thought when I went there, there was only three punk rock kids in the whole school, so we kind of got blacklisted and beaten up as well.
56:41🔗
Caller
Wow, it's amazing to think that something we did 20 years ago, wait, how long ago? 20 years ago, that's when we started Bad Religion, would pave the way for you to be able to wear your Bad Religion shirts at El Camino, because we just got beat up for them.
57:01🔗
Caller
Everybody talks about you there, especially the people who are in the scene and so forth.
57:06🔗
Caller
I wanted to know if your name and your symbol and stuff kind of resembles a hate towards religion or something like that?
57:13🔗
Caller
No, I think it's been misconstrued. There's no hatred in any Bad Religion words, there never has been. We've always been champions of skepticism, champions of questioning authority, and there's nothing more fruitful and productive for a good society than having people who challenge the held views, and so you shouldn't ever misconstrued as a hate symbol.
57:43🔗
Caller
The name itself, you know, we had to settle for it because we were some precocious teenagers when we started the band, and we wanted first Bad Family Life, but it was too long, because that was something that we all shared. Then we thought Head Cheese, that was kind of a good name.
58:29🔗
Adam
At 15, I would have had a name. I would have went with like, Narthex, or Half Track or something.
58:38🔗
Adam
Yeah. I would have been a band member who was vying for Smegma. Or, you know, whatever it was, it would have been horrible if I was 15. And then you would either have to break up or change a name at some point.
58:54🔗
Hi.
58:56🔗
Caller
Yeah, there's I have been dating this guy for a while now. And he well, I want to like sleep with him and everything. But I'm a virgin and he doesn't really want a relationship. So I'm not sure if I should just go ahead with it.
59:14🔗
Bad Religion
And so he he is holding back because he knows he's not ready for a relationship with you.
59:39🔗
Bad Religion
Don't do it. Don't do it, Lauren. It is going to affect you in ways you don't even expect. You're getting in deeper with this guy. You're convincing yourself you should sleep with him when in fact what you're developing is a stronger and stronger attachment to him.
59:50🔗
Adam
And if you do sort of consummate that physically, it's going to be real heart wrenching when it doesn't turn into anything.
1:00:00🔗
Adam
And if you think you can convert a 20-year-old male into loving you because of having a sexual experience with him, you're sadly mistaken especially if he announced beforehand that he's not interested in that.
1:00:13🔗
Caller
Well, wait, what are you interested in? I mean, you don't have to necessarily fall in love with the person you have sex with. However, I will say from experience that no matter what, it's more emotional than you think it's going to be.
1:00:31🔗
Adam
Yeah. I mean, even for guys, but especially girls and especially virgins. Hey, Lauren, find a guy who wants to love you, okay?
1:00:43🔗
Adam
I know it sounds depressing, but I know you have a serious crush on this guy. Maybe you're more into him because he is saying he's not as into you.
1:00:54🔗
Adam
All right? All right, sorry. I bet she sleeps with him within 72 hours. Let's check back in with John in the snore mic.
1:01:19🔗
Adam
I think the phone just fell off the side of the bed now. John has been on hold for 89 minutes and as fast as to sleep. John? Well, he's 15. God knows where he's calling from. He's probably on the East Coast.
1:01:34🔗
Adam
Yeah. John? No, because our phone screen told him to turn his radio down, I'm sure. I'll put him back on hold.
1:02:38🔗
Caller
Oh, I was actually in the bathroom, and then I heard Adam talking from underneath my pillow, and I was like, oh, shit.
1:02:51🔗
Adam
You're right. It's me saying time to masturbate. It's a big alarm clock with my face on it. So anyway, John, you had a question?
1:02:58🔗
Caller
Yeah, for the band. I love Bad Religion. They're one of my favorite bands. Thank you. I just had a question about the new album. When's it coming out?
1:03:27🔗
Adam
OK. One argument at a time, Drew. Which one is it? He can hear the show on hold, can't you, John? Yeah. He's asleep. It's riveting. No greater compliment. You can pay a host and you go to the person who's hearing the show the entire time they're at home, they're just sawing logs in the background. It's like, wow.
1:03:45🔗
Caller
You sound much different through the phone, live, and then like a week or a night's delay. It's interesting.
1:04:13🔗
Caller
Right. That's going to be here in the next month or so, and then we're coming back near the end of summer. If you want, you can check badreligion.com. It has all our tour dates for the whole summer. And if you're in Europe, you can come see some shows over there. Really? All right.
1:04:29🔗
Caller
All right. I love all your stuff, but No Substances, one of the best CDs ever. Just thought I'd let you know.
1:05:04🔗
Adam
Either way, drugs are bad or life is empty. It's one or the other. Nick? Nick, you're 20.
1:05:20🔗
Caller
Yeah, I've seen them play at Warped Corps in Utah, and I have to say they were the best.
1:05:26🔗
Caller
You guys rock. Anyway, my question is, and I know it's probably going to be a hard question, man, over the phone, but I have a problem remembering anything in my childhood. I'm just wondering if you had any insight why this could be here.
1:05:43🔗
Caller
My earliest memory is probably ninth grade, walking into my third grade class, and I hear stories.
1:06:03🔗
Caller
I've heard stories of people like, yeah, I remember when I was two or three doing this or that. And I'm like, how is that possible?
1:06:55🔗
Caller
Yeah, I don't think, I mean, once you get to a certain point in your past, you start only remembering events. I mean, very, you know, at that time. And they don't have to be that big of an impact on you. Just for some reason, you remember weird little associations. I do that all the time.
1:07:21🔗
Adam
There's certainly a larger group to select from when it comes to memory. I remember, I don't remember anything either, but I remember my dad telling me I was probably not going to get to be six foot tall. I remember that one.
1:07:35🔗
Adam
I wanted to play professional football. I figured that would be a good career. It was like professional football, pirate or astronaut. I was then had narrowed it down to pirate or professional football player. I realized you need some size. My family, because they're very realistic folks, so realistic, it's painful at times.
1:07:58🔗
Adam
No, I was like 9 or 10. The only thing I loved was football. It was horrible at school. The family wasn't great or whatever. I said to my dad, and my dad wasn't like a big alcoholic, abusive truck driver. He was just kind of a regular guy. I just looked at him and I said, hey dad, I want to play football when I'm older. I know you got to be big and I know you're not that tall. You're like 5'9 or something. You think I'll get to be a six footer? You think I'll get to six foot? And he went, probably not. I don't think so. I thought, wow, what would I have done? Like sued him if I didn't get to six foot, if he told me that day in that crappy VW that he was driving me in.
1:08:41🔗
Adam
No, he had the bug with the rag top that, by the way, used to let me hang out of while he drove. You think about all the airbags and shoulder harnesses and all this nonsense. My dad used to let me and my sister just stand on the passenger seat. Remember those VW rag tops? It was like they had a sunroof, but it was really just like a sail that was up there that you just throw off.
1:09:06🔗
Adam
A big hole in the roof, right. You'd undo a thing and a whoosh. Me and my sister used to just stand on the passenger seat. It was like the Titanic scene. I can fly except for those cars are like no head rest.
1:09:26🔗
Adam
They didn't latch. How come we're not all dead a thousand times over? It's so weird. I mean, how does that work? How do we avoid all that? I always say whenever I see a kid-
1:09:41🔗
Adam
They don't have a strong union is what you're saying. They don't have a real strong lobby. The people who died pre-1985 in car crashes. Interesting. Good point, Drew. You know, it's funny that whenever I see kids driving around in, I see them riding around like in helmets, like on skateboards or on bicycles or something. Everyone's got a helmet on now. I think to myself, man, the notion of putting a helmet on for anything was considered ludicrous.
1:10:06🔗
Adam
Even on a motorcycle was considered a little out there. But the idea of doing it on a bike, a skateboard or any of that stuff just almost seemed bizarre.
1:10:49🔗
Caller
Well, I have a problem. Most of my sexual experiences, like the last maybe three years, have ended up being like with threesomes. And-
1:11:08🔗
Adam
All right. Hold on, Erin. We're going to go to break. This is going to take a little dissecting.
1:11:16🔗
Adam
All right. Yeah. Hold on a second. Yeah, because she's got some issues. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Greg Graffin is here from Bad Religion. We'll hear something else off the new CD in a few minutes. When we come back, we'll get with Erin and her threesomes.
1:12:08🔗
Adam
It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, Greg Graffin is our guest tonight. The New America is Bad Religion's latest CD. It'll be out May 9th, and we'll hear something off it, and we'll get back to this recent call. But I just want to finish up this conversation we were having and I was talking to Greg about, and I bring it up from time to time, it's always interesting to me how certain technology seems to be ahead and certain seems to be retarded. For instance-
1:12:36🔗
Adam
Roll bars. I can't figure out why no one put a roll bar in a race car until 1965 or something. But in sports, it always stands out, and I was telling Greg that I was watching the 1964 Stanley Cup on ESPN 15 the other night. The goalies, no helmets, forget it, none of the players wore helmets. The goalies, no mask. No helmet, no mask. This is 1964 and no mask. I mean, they may not have put the mask on for another three or four or five years, but the point is, this is well after World War II. This is well after...
1:13:11🔗
Adam
This is resins, this is after submarines, aircraft carriers, this is after jet engines.
1:13:17🔗
Bad Religion
Do you remember Bobby Hall and those guys? They're pusses. Just all smashed in.
1:13:21🔗
Adam
They're like liver. And here's the one that struck me as an early thing, one that came way before it should have. You watch old basketball games from the 40s and 50s, clear backboard. They had like a lucite backboard on there. And yeah, of course, it was around because like the canopies and the bombers and stuff from World War II were all shaped plastic. So why not put it on a backboard? And that was a money thing because the people behind the backboard didn't want to miss any of the games.
1:13:53🔗
Adam
Right. But the point is, is that existed in the 40s, yet hockey goalies, no mask. And the other thing that freaks me out always is when I see like some moonshot thing from 1969 and they're using a rotary phone to talk to us. Like we now have people on the moon. We're still using the Green Acres phone. You know, that to me is like.
1:14:28🔗
Adam
I mean, they could have afforded that. All right. What about Aaron? Who's 27. So Aaron, how many threesomes would you reckon you've had over the last few years?
1:15:05🔗
Caller
No. Actually, most of these threesomes would be with one of my good friends who's gay.
1:15:20🔗
Adam
Gay men are impervious to us, sexually transmitted diseases. I did hear about this some sort of monkey virus or something that was going around. It was all a tabloid thing. It got blown out of proportion. I don't think that's going to catch.
1:16:07🔗
Caller
Um, not too bad. Like, I went to private school. My parents were alcoholics. I'm the oldest.
1:16:42🔗
Adam
See, I grew up watching the Brady Bunch, so I knew how effed up my family was. But if you grow up watching Roseanne, you think you guys are normal. Like some producers are going to show up and want to make a sitcom after you.
1:16:53🔗
Adam
But those kind of families, those Roseanne-type TV or married-with-children-type TV families, they always leave out the part about the marital indiscretions and the drug abuse and the alcohol abuse and a sprinkling of physical and verbal abuse. They just go right for the comedy.
1:17:24🔗
Caller
It was kind of my... Somebody was married into the family and it was one of their relatives.
1:17:34🔗
Caller
You know what? I didn't really realize that it was sexual abuse until I was like much older.
1:17:48🔗
Caller
And we went out and she had a cousin with her and like... Like I'd never been exposed to anything. And you know, I was drinking, smoking pot, and then she left me alone with this girl and she just attacked me. And I gave her a bloody nose and it was just, you know...
1:18:07🔗
Caller
No, I totally fought her off and you know, I prayed every day for like months that she would just die.
1:18:20🔗
Caller
You know, and I, you know what, I'm a single mother. I have a daughter. And you know...
1:18:29🔗
Adam
Hey Erin? All right. Listen, I'm sorry for what happened to you. Although, I gotta believe it's more your parents, the environment, and the alcohol than it is this one episode with the lesbian at 13. Because the sort of brain cement is almost dry about 13. There's only so many. You can only carve your initials so deep into your emotional sidewalk at 13.
1:18:56🔗
Adam
And you fought her off and that kind of thing. So this is more connected to that. I'd be curious if something else didn't happen, some other form of sexual abuse at some point somewhere.
1:19:07🔗
Caller
She fought her off. There's one thing that I have thought of, because my sister, she's 17, and she's very promiscuous and just does crazy things. And my brother also, we're all just shameless. I mean, I go to clubs and go topless.
1:19:42🔗
Adam
What did you drink? Red Bull and vodka? No. Listen though, Erin, you have a host of problems. Why don't you stop acting out? You're 27 for Christ's sake. Your mother, you have a child. I mean, are you hell bent on screwing up your kids as bad as your parents screwed you up? Is that the plan? Do you want to outdo them? Do you want to one-up them?
1:20:02🔗
Adam
Well, stop it then. I mean, I'm sorry for what happened to you. But for Christ's sake, you're acting like a drunken sorority girl who's in Palm Springs for Easter vacation. You're 27, honey.
1:20:15🔗
Adam
Okay. You're 27. You have a child. Stop it. I mean, I'm not commanding you to become sane. Just stop acting insane. Write that down, Drew. All right. Erin, seriously, go to like CA and CODA and AA and Al-Anon and Alatine and-
1:20:38🔗
Adam
Well, that's true, but at least they're not running around with their shirts pulled up over their heads.
1:21:11🔗
Adam
I see. Oh, God knows what kind of shape grandma's in. Listen, Erin, don't get pregnant.
1:21:17🔗
Adam
And get yourself some help, please, would you? And take care of your child. Don't create the same kind of bad environment that you had, please. You want her doing this kind of stuff?
1:21:28🔗
Bad Religion
Go to AA, go with an open mind. If you don't like the group, you go to find another group.
1:21:38🔗
Bad Religion
Sex Addicts Anonymous. You would benefit from that. You think so? They have a book called The White Book. It's called White Cover. Read that book. I think it will help you. What's it called?
1:21:58🔗
Bad Religion
And AA are the ones that probably can refer you to an SA group, by the way. Because SA is in the phone book.
1:22:14🔗
Adam
Mom's mumbling around like a dervish with the top pulled over her head. Oh, what have we become? What have we become? Anne?
1:22:24🔗
Caller
Um, God, there's lots of things. But what I'm calling about is I'm wondering if I'm a lesbian. Yeah.
1:22:41🔗
Caller
Um, well, like when I was younger, I like slept with two women and I pretty much just stopped thinking about it. I'm like, I don't need anybody. I don't need relationships. I don't need anybody.
1:23:00🔗
Caller
I know. I just, I was really depressed and I just like shut off. I pretty much shut down from like 16 to 21.
1:23:24🔗
Adam
How many times have I cautioned you against talking to the people? Could be dangerous.
1:23:36🔗
Caller
And like they're helping somewhat. But I'm, I would, you know, it was just like I, I was completely alienated and I had no friends. And I went to this Christian group and I'm in this stupid Christian group, which is probably not the place for me to be.
1:23:58🔗
Caller
Yeah. The people I meet who are around your age, who think they're lesbians, it usually comes from the fact that there's a lot of negative imagery about men in our society. If I was a girl at your age, I probably wouldn't like men either.
1:24:15🔗
Caller
Well, see, that's what I think the people would say if I told them that I was gay, and I don't, you know.
1:24:49🔗
Adam
Okay. Listen, Anne, you have issues with men. Your depressed, distant, emotionally unavailable, unempathetic father probably has a lot to do with it. Okay. So anyway, stick with your therapy. Read your books, go on your walks, chill out, and let all this stuff sort of settle, let your snow globes settle, and then you can figure out where you're at sexually.
1:25:14🔗
Caller
But the depression that you're feeling is everything stemming from, if it's all stemming from her.
1:25:25🔗
Adam
She was depressed at 16. I don't really think that, see, I don't really think that depression is triggered by a here and now events. I mean, long lasting depression. I mean, somebody dies, a loved one, something, sure, you get fired, whatever. But I don't even know if that's depression. I mean, that's almost mourning and sadness that you should have based on. I mean, the definition of depression, and correct me if I'm wrong, is you're upset over an unhappy for no good reason, or for long periods of time over nothing. I mean, being depressed because of some pain or some sadness or some loss, that's not depression. That's what you're supposed to feel when you get fired or your dad dies or something like that. But if you're depressed for long periods of time, it's not because you can't figure out whether you're a lesbian or not. I think she had that and the depression is adding to the confusion. All right. Listen everybody with the therapy, because I'm going to the shrink tomorrow myself. This is an ongoing project. This is not some 12-week class that you take over the learning annex.
1:26:39🔗
Adam
My therapist loves me because I pay him top dollar just to amuse and entertain him. Yeah, I bring the paper in, I talk on the cell phone.
1:26:49🔗
Adam
No, he's not. What are you talking about? Let me tell you something about the way I pay my therapist too. I pay him every 10 minutes. I don't just pay him at the end of the month. I actually peel off a 20 and hand it to him. I think about every 13 and a half minutes. I can't remember how the math works. Let's see, 90 bucks for 50 minutes. So, every 10 minutes, it would be about 15 bucks, wouldn't it? Is that about right? Yeah. So, I just give him 15. And then once I have to run down to the ATM because I'm a little bit light. But when you pay a guy at the end of the month, he thinks he can coast. When he sees that next 20 and you're holding out in your hand, and you haven't been self-actualized yet, he works for that dollar. All right. Wouldn't it be great if you paid your therapist, like Baretta would pay one of his street informants?
1:27:45🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's like, hey, you know my mom? I don't know. She sounds familiar. Yeah? Maybe this will help your memory. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Smoked a lot of weed, locked yourself in a room. Yeah. I think some of the feelings I have toward women stem from that. Yeah, could be or could not. Well, maybe this will help. Drew, this is a new way of, I like this now. You get your real information out of your therapist like he was a huggy bear.
1:28:15🔗
Adam
All right. Rooster. I think that was the pimp that used to supply the information for Starsky and Hutch.
1:28:22🔗
Adam
All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Greg Graffin is here from Bad Religion. We'll hear something from Bad Religion when we come back.
1:29:11🔗
Adam
It is Loveline, Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew, Greg Graffin is here from Bad Religion. One of our favorite guests because of not only how sober he appears to be, but his grasp of the English language, and his college training is educated.
1:29:28🔗
Adam
He is a complete package. All right. So we were talking. Well, off the air, we were talking briefly about something Greg was bringing up, and we might as well continue.
1:29:46🔗
Caller
Okay. Erin started off by saying, I'm having a lot of threesomes. By the end of the conversation, we realized there was a lot more going on.
1:29:57🔗
Bad Religion
It was the beginning of the conversation. We realized that that's why we got her to the end of the conversation.
1:30:11🔗
Bad Religion
It just doesn't work. Men can do that. Women can choose to do that a couple of times, but to be doing that repeatedly?
1:30:19🔗
Adam
I think it's all about frequency. I mean, if you think about it, I mean, it's like you can do a little bit of Coke, you can do a little bit of whatever, name the drug, but you start doing a lot of it and there's trouble. Maybe that's not a shining example, but it works. What I mean is you could have a threesome or two, a woman can do the same, no harm, no foul, but she's repeatedly doing it.
1:30:43🔗
Bad Religion
Unable to have a relationship, repeatedly does it, is concerned about it, involved with unaccessible men who are homosexual, putting herself in harm's way. Gave you an, if you listen to her voice, she gives you an affective response, and you feel kind of funny just talking to her.
1:30:58🔗
Adam
So the point is, it may be possible we've never heard of it, and it doesn't seem probable if we haven't heard of it, and Juan.
1:32:10🔗
Adam
Hey, Juan, here's the deal. Your brother's a loser. He comes home, his right cuticle smell like onions, his left smell like a zebra or something.
1:32:33🔗
Bad Religion
People are going to be showing them the zoophilia very often, some very strong, difficult attachment issues. They can't really attach or abandon badly in early childhood. And other people don't really exist in a real way for them.
1:37:01🔗
Adam
Anderson, that's a good radio where I talk to the guest off the air, like when we're on the air though. All right. I want to thank Greg Graham for coming in from Bad Religion. The New America is the name of the CD. Out May 9th to commemorate whose birthday?
1:37:18🔗
Caller
Let's remind them too that if you buy the new record, you get to see Bad Religion for free from a ticket giveaway. Thank you.
1:37:26🔗
Adam
By far the best deal in town. So until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.