Tuesday, April 11, 2000

2:10🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

2:13🔗 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

2:17🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

2:19🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

2:21🔗 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

2:24🔗 Voiceover Loveline.

2:25🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. All right, Chris, Jason, and Carl are all here from The Blame Game on our fabulous MTV network, 5 o'clock, Monday through Friday on, like I said, MTV and we met these guys, we had them on the TV version of this show and it worked out so well, they're back.

2:58🔗 Drew No, wait a minute, Jason's been on the radio.

2:59🔗 Guest I was on the radio.

3:00🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right, Jason was on the radio.

3:02🔗 Guest I was there in a movie, a separate thing.

3:05🔗 Guest Didn't call us to do it though, just blew us off completely. Yeah, that's fine, don't worry about it.

3:10🔗 Adam It was the Rocky Marciano story.

3:12🔗 Guest The Muhammad Ali, yeah, whatever.

3:15🔗 Guest You were the scrappy reporter.

3:16🔗 Guest Boxer's a boxer, I suppose.

3:18🔗 Adam That's right. That's right. So let me see what I remember from-

3:23🔗 Drew Nothing. Okay, let's go on.

3:25🔗 Adam No, I'm talking about from my childhood. No, from the TV appearance. It started as an improv group or at least any improv group. For some reason, I want to say Chicago, but I may be thinking a second city.

3:40🔗 Guest No, that's right.

3:41🔗 Adam Am I right?

3:42🔗 Guest Yes. Kara was at Second City, so you're right on there too.

3:45🔗 Adam The Blame Game was basically something that was done in the theater.

3:50🔗 Guest That's right.

3:51🔗 Adam Before it made it onto MTV.

3:54🔗 Guest That's right. It was a little bit different in the theater in that we could only have half of the couple. I mean, we would take somebody that showed up that night and put their story on stage. One of us in the group would play their act. So it was different, but the same basic idea.

4:09🔗 Adam And the question we always get asked on Loveline is, are the questions real? Are these real people? And I guess you get the same questions asked, right? Yeah. A lot of them seem a little too good looking to be real people.

4:22🔗 No, they go through an extensive screening period, actually.

4:26🔗 Adam I see.

4:26🔗 Drew That's the MTV screening.

4:27🔗 That's it. That looks above everything, and then you try and make the...

4:30🔗 Drew That's the one our audience goes through.

4:32🔗 Adam Right. MTV, I don't know if any MTV productions, I don't know if anyone's seen it, they have a giant rock tumbler in the front where the ugly people get sort of pushed off, and they go back into the river silt, I think it is, and the attractive people make it through. As a matter of fact, me and Drew are actually the ugliest people.

4:52🔗 Guest Well, Jason's actually 62. He looks very young.

4:55🔗 Adam We stake the claim as the oldest and ugliest personalities on MTV.

4:59🔗 Drew Proudly, proudly.

5:00🔗 Adam Oh, yes.

5:01🔗 Guest I think to a certain extent, though, you can blame the audience, which is, I suppose, made up of many teenage boys prone to masturbation. So what you have is in our first season, we had some normal looking people. I'm not going to say uggos. They were normal looking people on the show.

5:16🔗 You'd say uggos to us if we weren't on the ratings.

5:18🔗 Guest That's true. That's true. But they didn't rate. You know what I'm saying? It's that simple. It's like the ratings go down when the people aren't as pretty.

5:24🔗 Drew You know what Jason said, Adam? Teenagers masturbate excessively.

5:27🔗 Adam That's right.

5:28🔗 Guest Just teenagers.

5:29🔗 Adam That's right. And what about Dick Clark? He's the world's oldest teenager. Does that mean he's the world's oldest excessive masturbator? Is that what you're calling Mr. Clark?

5:36🔗 Drew Draw your conclusions on your own.

5:38🔗 Adam All right. Well, here's my point. As I was saying to someone the other day, average people are ugly. You're used to good looking people. That's true. I don't know where I was, but I think it was at Lake Havasu, where I was looking at some bootleg porn or something. I don't know where I was, but the person I was with was commenting that the women were all very unattractive because, he was calling them ugly, but I was saying, no, they're average. Just as normal people naked don't look that great. Right.

6:10🔗 Caller Definitely.

6:10🔗 Adam They don't have a well-cropped and well-groomed areas and tan lines. They're not airbrushed.

6:16🔗 Guest They're cropping.

6:17🔗 Caller They are VIP.

6:18🔗 Adam It's true. You take your average person, strip them down naked, and put a light on them and take some pictures. It ain't going to be pretty.

6:26🔗 Guest It's also amazing the makeup and stuff and the transformation that MTV... I mean, look at Kara, for example.

6:31🔗 Guest All right. You don't have to insult me for Christ's sake.

6:32🔗 Guest This is what we call her Clark Kent attire.

6:34🔗 Guest Yeah.

6:34🔗 Guest This is her...

6:35🔗 Guest You got to put her through the machine.

6:36🔗 Guest She's in disguise in real life.

6:38🔗 Guest And I can see the disappointment in people's eyes, too, when they see me on the street and like these 15-year-old boys. You're... Oh, God. You're... You're Kara's sister. Blame my world. This is shattered.

6:49🔗 Guest You're not wearing that tiny skirt.

6:51🔗 Guest What's the matter? Your boobs are so much smaller.

6:54🔗 Adam You guys... Here's where you guys made the mistake. You got hooked up with the right people. Now, Drew and I got hooked up with the wrong people, and we took hordes of horrible pictures. We've taken the world's worst publicity pictures. I do not kid you. We talk about it on a weekly basis on this show. We have some of the worst publicity pictures ever that were then made in... Millions of these things were...

7:19🔗 Drew Worldwide.

7:20🔗 Adam Yeah, well, they loaded up C-130 airplanes, and they pushed them out like, you know, propaganda when they're trying to get the enemy to surrender in Vietnam. And they're all over the place. And so we have one of the unique, unique distinctions of actually being better looking than our pictures. So when we meet people, people say to us, you look better.

7:42🔗 Drew In some way, you look thinner, you look healthier.

7:44🔗 Adam You look better. We get that constantly.

7:46🔗 Drew We look like either a cancer patient in those pictures.

7:48🔗 Adam Right. It's not that we look good now, it's that we look horrible in all these pictures that we're taking.

7:54🔗 Caller Do you like that better or would you rather have the better publicity?

7:57🔗 Drew Adam had a little tizzy fit about the pictures. I think he'd rather have those pictures taken.

8:00🔗 Adam I think I would too. Yeah. And here's the thing.

8:02🔗 Guest You want to be attractive. I mean, you don't want to look like a completely different person.

8:07🔗 Adam I get a lot of compliments in real life for not being as ugly as I am in my pictures.

8:12🔗 Caller That's what I'm saying.

8:13🔗 Guest While you're at it, I get those man show pictures retaken, too.

8:16🔗 Adam Yeah. There you go.

8:19🔗 Guest When you're going by the bus stop, those ones?

8:21🔗 Drew We don't just look bad.

8:22🔗 Guest There's a super weird angle of the woman in the green top you have on that, too.

8:27🔗 Adam I'm like, what is that all about? That was an opposed picture. They just yanked that off of a bit that we did.

8:33🔗 Guest Oh, she was moving then.

8:34🔗 Adam She was like moving and we were doing a bit. It wasn't, I don't know where the hell they got those pictures, but it wasn't a posed situation. That was how to watch a baseball game bit. I think we did. That's why we're wearing baseball hats, right? Like baseball jerseys. And we never, we never posed for those. Alan?

8:51🔗 Yes.

8:51🔗 Adam You're 19.

8:52🔗 Caller Yes.

8:53🔗 Adam What's up?

8:55🔗 Caller There's a 32 old lady that I've had a crush on. She recently got divorced. And what the deal is, is my aunt and her are best friends. My aunt's about 50. It's, I don't know what that deal is. But anyways, she's taken me out a couple of times, gone to the movies. I've met her kids. And it comes to the point where I want to tell her, you know, I like you and everything, but I will see you out. And I need to know what I should do.

9:26🔗 Drew Because you're concerned this can't go anywhere because of the age difference?

9:31🔗 Adam Well, no, he's not thinking that far ahead. He's just 19. He's a puss.

9:35🔗 Caller No, it's just that you're a part pussy.

9:38🔗 Adam You have to admit that. Your mother's father a pussy, I believe. What's that?

9:46🔗 Caller Rejection that I'm afraid of.

9:47🔗 Adam I see. You're not a wuss. You're just scared of rejection.

9:51🔗 Drew And retarded.

9:52🔗 Caller She's 32, but she doesn't look like your average 32 year old. She looks like 21. She gets compliments everywhere as we go.

9:58🔗 I mean, she's hot.

10:00🔗 Drew Did she just get out of a divorce or a bad relationship?

10:04🔗 Caller Her husband was really...

10:06🔗 Drew Yeah, you know I'm going at him. This is a typical pattern.

10:09🔗 Adam And Alan, by the way, I don't want to correct your grammar. It's not everywhere as you go, it's every place as you go. Okay?

10:16🔗 Drew Hey, I am from... Everywhere as man's goes.

10:20🔗 Adam All right. So, hey Alan, yes, just here's what you need to do. Don't ask her out per se, just ask her if she wants to get a cup of coffee.

10:29🔗 Drew Oh, he has gone out with her.

10:30🔗 Adam I know, but we do that. But do it alone.

10:33🔗 Drew No, here's the deal. No, no, no, no. She is on a rebound from an awful relationship. You know how these older women will get these boy toys as a way of just not having a relationship? No, that's what happens. Alan, you don't exist as a potential relationship really to her. She doesn't want that now. She sees you as an object to spend time with and have fun with, and it's a way of not having a relationship. So if you're developing feelings for her, it's not a good thing. The age difference is substantial. She has kids, you're 19.

11:00🔗 Adam Yes.

11:01🔗 Drew Maybe if you can go casually along with this, fine. But if you can't, start dating other people.

11:07🔗 Adam But you can, there is potentially some very good sex here.

11:11🔗 Drew And he's not gonna be rejected. He's not gonna be rejected.

11:14🔗 Adam No, he will not. Not sexually, no. Angel. And if you do, let me tell you, you know, my new angle for any woman over 30 is, come on, you're horny. You know, even if they say no the first time, I'm just gonna go, come on, you know you're horny. You're over 30. You're horny. Yes, I am. I will go down on you for an hour and a half. Now come on, come on. Swear to Christ. Come on. You want me to sign something? Fine, draft it up. I'll sign it right here. That would work, wouldn't it? Don't you think?

11:42🔗 Guest I definitely, an hour and a half. Good God.

11:45🔗 Adam Well, that's BS. But what I'm saying is, is women, see, here's the problem. You try to pick up like a 17, 18 year old woman. I mean, when you're, you know, when you're a younger person, they ain't that horny. So they have to like you. You know what I mean? There's gotta be something there. They gotta be, oh, you're cute. I got a crush on you, whatever. But once you start getting, the women start getting a little over 30, it's like, first off, virginity, that went out with the Truman administration. Number two, all guys are pigs. You know it anyway. You're horny. And come on, don't play coy with me.

12:20🔗 Caller There is some truth to it. What's the peak?

12:22🔗 Drew Sexual peak is 30 or something for a woman?

12:25🔗 Adam Little bit over 30. You're not getting any younger.

12:27🔗 Drew All guys are pigs. You know that anyway. I like that part.

12:29🔗 Adam All guys are pigs. You know it anyway. I will go down here for an hour and a half.

12:32🔗 Guest Come on.

12:33🔗 Adam What about it?

12:34🔗 Caller Let's go.

12:37🔗 Guest I think the virgin thing is overrated as a plus. You know what I mean? A guy said to me the other day, dude, she's a virgin, man. You know what? I'm too old to be de-virginizing anyone at this point. If a girl is a virgin at my age, I don't want to...

12:53🔗 Caller Give that to the 18-year-olds.

12:55🔗 Adam I could see myself nailing a 14, 15-year-old. I agree with you, but 23, 24 in a virgin, there's some baggage there. There's baggage. That hymen is filled with baggage.

13:07🔗 Oh my God.

13:09🔗 Adam That's right. Angel?

13:10🔗 Hi.

13:11🔗 Adam You're 19.

13:12🔗 Caller Yes.

13:12🔗 Adam What's up?

13:13🔗 Caller Okay. Well, me and my fiance have been trying to get me pregnant for the last six months.

13:20🔗 Drew Why don't you wait till you're married?

13:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:22🔗 Drew I realize that's the old-fashioned way. That's the way things used to be done.

13:26🔗 Caller Dr. Drew. I don't know. I just want to happen soon.

13:29🔗 Adam You know my theories about the girls named Angel.

13:31🔗 Caller Anyway, it's not working out and he has diabetes, and I was wondering if maybe that's why it isn't working.

13:37🔗 Drew It could affect his fertility. How much, excuse me, is he on any other medication besides insulin?

13:45🔗 Caller No, not that I know of.

13:47🔗 Adam Why at 19 are you so hell-bent on getting pregnant?

13:50🔗 Guest Too young.

13:51🔗 Caller I just, I don't know, just kind of want to start a family and stuff.

13:55🔗 Adam Yeah, but does he make enough money? Do you make enough money?

13:58🔗 Caller Yeah, he makes a lot of money.

14:00🔗 Guest Oh, boy. How much is a lot?

14:01🔗 Adam Let's all figure out what a lot is.

14:03🔗 Guest Yeah, I want to know.

14:04🔗 Adam It could be MTV standard of a lot, which as we know isn't really any money.

14:08🔗 Guest And I don't have a kid and I'm barely surviving seriously, so.

14:12🔗 Adam How much is a lot? He drives a forklift, right?

14:15🔗 Caller No.

14:16🔗 Adam What's he drive?

14:17🔗 Caller A Viper.

14:18🔗 Guest A Viper? Wait a minute.

14:20🔗 Guest That's a big Dodge Sportster.

14:22🔗 Adam How's he going to move any boxes in a Viper? He drives a Viper? You're dating a drug dealer?

14:28🔗 Caller No, he's not a drug dealer.

14:31🔗 Adam What's he do for a living?

14:33🔗 Caller He runs this ATM payphone company.

14:37🔗 Adam All right.

14:38🔗 Guest I'm sure that'll go under soon. Is he much older? Is that why you guys want to start trying to have a kid now?

14:43🔗 Caller No, he's the same age as me.

14:44🔗 Guest Why don't you wait? It's so young. You have so much stuff to do.

14:48🔗 Adam This is a cultural thing. Are you a Mexican angel?

14:51🔗 Caller No.

14:51🔗 Adam What are you? How do you get to name like Angel if you're not Mexican?

14:55🔗 Caller I don't know. I just did.

14:57🔗 Adam All right. What's your nationality?

14:59🔗 Caller I'm white.

15:00🔗 Adam That's it?

15:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:01🔗 Adam Really?

15:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:02🔗 Adam Sound like you got something in you.

15:05🔗 Caller No.

15:05🔗 Adam White trash?

15:07🔗 Caller No.

15:07🔗 Adam What's your religion?

15:09🔗 Caller I don't really have a religion.

15:11🔗 Adam All right. Well, good. Listen, there is no God, but if there was, he would punish you.

15:16🔗 Guest It sounds like you want to have a baby because you have nothing better to do. You know what I mean? And that's not necessarily a great reason.

15:23🔗 Adam Yeah. Just wait till you're married. Wait till you guys set up house and all that stuff. Just give it a little time, okay?

15:29🔗 Guest Get a hobby.

15:30🔗 Drew Start whittling. You can get an ovulation kit to try to time when you're the first one better.

15:35🔗 Adam Don't tell her. Don't tell her.

15:36🔗 Drew I'm just saying, you may want to see a fertility clinic if this goes on more than a few months, and indeed, diabetes can affect fertility.

15:43🔗 Adam But everyone just close their eyes for a second and think back on how stupid they were at 19. I mean, think about what a mess you were at 19. Think about what it is you didn't know at 19, and then imagine yourself in charge of a human.

15:57🔗 Drew Wait a minute. What I did know is much harder to realize. This is what I did know. This is what I didn't know.

16:03🔗 Adam Right. Really, I shouldn't have been in charge of myself at 19. Right.

16:07🔗 Drew You weren't.

16:08🔗 Adam Yeah, I wasn't. Satan was. You're right. Carl. Carl, you're 26. Carl?

16:16🔗 Drew Wait, wait. Carl?

16:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:19🔗 Adam Good. What's up with your phone, Carl?

16:22🔗 Caller I got it working now.

16:23🔗 Adam You got it working now?

16:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Who are you? Radar? I mean, shouldn't your phone just work when you pick it up?

16:30🔗 Caller Well, I was just distracted by something else. I'm sorry.

16:32🔗 Adam All right. Well, hold on a second.

16:33🔗 Guest He's distracted by something else.

16:35🔗 Adam Idiot. I got to tell you one thing about our callers. You know what I like about stupid people? They're undaunted. They're not bothered by anything. It's like when you turn on people's court and the guy's wearing a velour shirt with some oil stains on the front of it, you think to yourself, hey, how often you on TV, buddy? How often are you in front of the judge? Unfazed, completely unfazed. Being on a national radio program, unfazed, completely unfazed, not going to turn the TV off, not going to stop monkeying with the phone, not going to form a question. It's like I'm on, it's as if they're like Larry King, like, oh, I do six hours of live radio every night. This is just one more affiliate I'm going to be on. I mean, how often are some of these people on in their life?

17:24🔗 Caller I think it's the first step to their career.

17:26🔗 Adam That's right. I mean, I would be nervous and even accommodating if I called this show.

17:31🔗 Drew Like you always are.

17:31🔗 Adam Like I always am. That's right. Sarah?

17:34🔗 Yeah?

17:35🔗 Adam You're 19. What's up?

17:38🔗 Well, Dr. Drew, I've got a question. I have been with my fiance for three years now. We were in high school when we first started getting together. And what happened was we didn't, like, start dating first. We just had sex. And then we started dating and then things got more serious. But within the past about year and a half, like, every once in a while, actually it's been happening more often, is when we'll have sex, I'll start bleeding. And I'm not really sure why.

18:11🔗 Drew That's normal.

18:12🔗 That's normal.

18:12🔗 Drew That can be normal, yes. Well, are you on the pill or Provera or anything?

18:17🔗 I'm on nothing.

18:18🔗 Drew How come? Well, why don't we do, maybe you're pregnant.

18:20🔗 No, I'm not. I know I'm not.

18:23🔗 Drew How do you know that? Huh? How do you know that?

18:25🔗 Oh, I've taken tests, but we don't even use, we never use any kind of protection.

18:30🔗 Drew Well, why don't you start?

18:31🔗 Adam Well, now hold on. I guess you're saying, did you just take the written test or did you take the practical?

18:38🔗 Well, what do you think?

18:41🔗 Adam No, listen goofball.

18:42🔗 I took a pregnancy test.

18:44🔗 Adam Yeah, you did.

18:45🔗 Like an EPT.

18:47🔗 Adam I know, but instead of constantly just taking tests and waiting to find out if you're pregnant, why don't you just get some contraception?

18:53🔗 Guest Some condoms.

18:55🔗 I don't know.

18:56🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Well, as long as you have a valid reason. That's all right. I didn't know you didn't know.

19:00🔗 I don't want to tell my parents because I still live at home right now.

19:04🔗 Drew Why don't you use condoms?

19:06🔗 Because he doesn't want to.

19:07🔗 Drew What are you going to tell your parents when you are pregnant?

19:10🔗 I don't know.

19:11🔗 Adam All right, listen, this is why society is eroding. Really stupid people are getting pregnant. I mean, do the math, everybody. Sarah is going to be the mom.

19:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:20🔗 Guest And you're 19. All right. Okay. I don't even want to get into the engaged thing at 19.

19:25🔗 Caller I'll just leave it.

19:26🔗 Drew You can register at drdrew.com. They'll send you free condoms. Send you free condoms. You got that? Yeah, but no humiliation.

19:33🔗 Adam No, it will go to her parents' house and her parents will find it.

19:36🔗 Guest What do you mean no?

19:36🔗 Guest If your boyfriend absolutely refuses to use condoms and you're too wimpy to stand up to him, then get on the pill.

19:45🔗 Adam Is it true that they...

19:46🔗 Guest No, don't tell her that. If he refuses to use condoms, that's like he's got a...

19:50🔗 Guest Then he's a horrible, horrible guy.

19:51🔗 Drew Exactly. By the way, women are in control of this too. It's a very simple solution. No condom? Okay, no more.

19:57🔗 Guest Exactly.

19:57🔗 Guest I'm just trying to prevent the inevitable child.

20:00🔗 Guest Just don't give more bad ideas.

20:02🔗 Adam Sarah, get on the pill, you goofball. You're going to get pregnant.

20:05🔗 Okay. Well, I've got another question.

20:07🔗 Adam All right. Happy abortion. I'll see you in hell.

20:10🔗 I don't want an abortion.

20:11🔗 Adam Well, you're getting one. No. Or you're having a kid or you're giving up for adoption. Those are your options.

20:17🔗 Drew What's your other question?

20:18🔗 Oh. Well, you know, we have sex. I don't even like to have sex. And I don't know, is there something wrong with me?

20:25🔗 Drew You're 19.

20:27🔗 Adam Yeah. See, I wouldn't use my, come on, I know you're horny line on you. You see what I'm saying? Now, in another 10, 11 years, I'll use it on you and you'll go for it.

20:37🔗 Caller I mean, things just don't turn me on.

20:39🔗 Drew You're probably not into this relationship that much either, right? What? Are you really into this relationship?

20:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:45🔗 I love you.

20:46🔗 Adam You've been together since you were 16.

20:48🔗 Guest You don't know anything else.

20:50🔗 Guest You've got to try something else.

20:53🔗 Adam Yeah. You may be done with this one, Sarah.

20:56🔗 Caller What? I'm supposed to be getting married in a couple months.

20:59🔗 Adam Yeah. Don't do it. Take your time.

21:01🔗 Guest Take some time to think about it.

21:03🔗 Guest Rent, run away, bride and get out of there.

21:05🔗 Adam That's right.

21:07🔗 Guest And everyone should listen to Julia Roberts.

21:12🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, that's great. And they never back out the day before the wedding. They back out at the wedding. That's what I love about movies. They actually make their getaway in their gown.

21:22🔗 Guest On the horse, scalloping away.

21:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, it's nice. I like that. You know what, Tyler? Yeah. You're 20. What's up?

21:32🔗 Caller My girlfriend has expressed concern before about what I'm giving Earl Orle to make sure that I don't exhale any air into her because she has heard or read that it can be dangerous to her. And I want to know if this is true because I'm kind of worried about it.

21:49🔗 Adam Yes. You know how many women died last year through this method?

21:53🔗 Drew About the same as secondhand smoke.

21:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Almost as many as secondhand smoke.

21:57🔗 Caller Okay. I mean, I totally see what you're saying. But is there any danger to all that, Dr. Drew?

22:02🔗 Adam I don't know what we're saying.

22:03🔗 Drew Yes, there's some validity to this.

22:04🔗 Adam All right. Well, hold on a second. Hold on. If you performing oral sex on her blowing air up into that region killed her by getting a bubble and causing an aneurysm or something like that, then when you're having vigorous sex in your penis, which is-

22:20🔗 Caller Totally went over this. Exactly.

22:22🔗 Adam Right.

22:23🔗 Caller I've tried to tell her the same thing.

22:24🔗 Drew Well, there has been a report.

22:26🔗 Adam What did she say?

22:27🔗 Caller She said, well, this is what I've read. This is what I've heard.

22:31🔗 Drew All right, Tyler. Here's my pen.

22:32🔗 Caller Hold on.

22:32🔗 Adam Before you tell Tyler, hey Tyler, before you tell her what Drew says, this is a golden opportunity to get out of oral sex.

22:40🔗 Caller Completely.

22:41🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying? Don't argue with her. Like, honey, I love you too much to go down on you. I'd hate to see anything happen to you. Now, finish me off.

22:49🔗 Caller There's a method of just blowing up the girl like a balloon or something like that.

22:53🔗 Guest Using her as some sort of scuba device.

22:55🔗 Caller That's a lot of air.

22:57🔗 Drew Yeah, you would have to use a great deal of pressure.

22:59🔗 Guest It would have to be sealed off and like, come on, you know?

23:03🔗 Caller But there is an actual...

23:04🔗 Drew There have been a report, a report of pelvic vein getting air and then an embolism resulting into the lungs.

23:10🔗 Guest Through oral sex.

23:11🔗 Drew Through somebody blowing very hard. And it's reported. And everybody knows this, given the number of people that perform oral sex every year, how many deaths happen this way? It basically is zero.

23:23🔗 Caller How many people perform oral sex every year?

23:26🔗 Drew At least three.

23:27🔗 Adam Just two. That was a unique situation in which a drunk EMT thought he was performing mouth to mouth and just happened to get it wrong. It was a horrible accident and he couldn't tell.

23:39🔗 Caller And see, I get you on a day delay, so I'm making sure she hears this tomorrow.

23:42🔗 Adam All right, Tyler, she's fine.

23:44🔗 Caller Let her listen. Okay.

23:45🔗 Adam All right.

23:46🔗 Caller I get you on a day delay. Who are your guests?

23:49🔗 Adam From The Blame Game. You watch the Blame Game on MTV? Yes. Yes. Say hi to them. Thank you. Hi. Hi. What's up, guys? All right. All right. But if you hiccup, you'll give her a brain cancer. All right. That is true. Okay. All right. All right. Should we take a little break here? Who do you want to talk to when we come back?

24:08🔗 Drew Jeannine.

24:08🔗 Adam Jeannine.

24:09🔗 Drew Jeannine, rather.

24:10🔗 Adam Jeannine is 18 years old. Why does she keep having sex with 40-year-olds?

24:17🔗 Oh, no.

24:18🔗 Adam Let me just say an hi to her. Jeannine? You're having sex with 40-year-olds?

24:22🔗 Guest Yeah.

24:23🔗 Adam All right. You can use my I Know Your Horny line on the 40-year-old guys if you want. By the way, women can always use that line on a guy if they want.

24:34🔗 Guest No line is really necessary.

24:35🔗 Adam No, that's true.

24:36🔗 Drew That's waste of time.

24:36🔗 Adam That's ridiculous. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. I'll tell you about where you can get on the blame game and all that good stuff when we come back after this. Yeah, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. Kara Jays and Chris are all here from The Blame Game, 5 o'clock Monday through Friday on the fabulous MTV. They are currently looking for ex-couples who peer, which is interesting to be between the ages of 18 and 24, who live around the Southern California area. So I'm going to give this phone number out if anyone wants a call. When do you guys tape next?

25:53🔗 Guest Over the next couple of weeks, though, we'll be taping.

25:55🔗 Adam Okay. And you're out here. Where do you guys tape that?

25:57🔗 Guest Hollywood Center.

25:58🔗 Adam Oh, really?

25:59🔗 Guest You're familiar.

26:02🔗 Adam You're taping when? Sunday, this week.

26:07🔗 Caller Yeah. If you can't get your fill of MTV where you are, Adam, come on over.

26:10🔗 Guest It's fun.

26:11🔗 Caller All the glam.

26:12🔗 Adam Let me give the-

26:13🔗 Guest We got a bowl of peanut M&Ms we all share. It's really good.

26:16🔗 Caller You guys like coffee? We got coffee?

26:19🔗 Drew Wow.

26:20🔗 Guest It's lukewarm.

26:20🔗 Adam Let me give the number out.

26:22🔗 Drew We get all the goodies.

26:23🔗 Adam Let me give the number out. 310-752-8142. If you're a couple, an ex-couple and you want to hash it out on The Blame Game, call that number 310-752-8142. No doubt it will be in here tomorrow night. Minus Gwen, I believe.

26:45🔗 Caller Why did we have to come when The Blame Game cast was on?

26:48🔗 Adam Yeah, you guys should have come when No Doubt was going to be on.

26:51🔗 Guest But no Gwen.

26:52🔗 Adam No Gwen.

26:53🔗 Drew Gwen loves Adam. She has a question about to be here by herself.

26:57🔗 Adam Gwen has been banned from the show, but it worked out nicely with her plans because she doesn't want to do the show, basically. Although I don't know, was Gwen banned or was No Doubt banned? I don't think we should have No Doubt on.

27:10🔗 Guest Why the ban? What happened? Were they just crazy and tore it up?

27:14🔗 Adam I like the No Doubt guys. Okay, you're right. Okay.

27:18🔗 Guest All right.

27:18🔗 Adam You're right. You're right. Now Gwen, here's what happened. Here's what happened, quite frankly, with No Doubt and Gwen. But mostly Gwen, I believe. And Drew, you help me if I screw this story up. Would you please?

27:29🔗 Drew You had two Gwen mishaps.

27:31🔗 Adam Two Gwen run-ins. I'm trying to think. Well, forget about the first one.

27:37🔗 Drew One was at the Weenie Roasters.

27:39🔗 Adam Yeah, one was something I said to her in front of her dad. It was no big deal, but it was taking a little out of context.

27:44🔗 Drew What about her clothing?

27:45🔗 Adam It was something. But the point is, is the second time she was on, they were on this show, or the first time they were on this show. And this was about four and a half years ago or something.

27:55🔗 Drew You know the first time they were on this show? And back me up, it was about 16 years ago or 14 years ago.

28:00🔗 Adam Oh, really?

28:00🔗 Drew Yeah. In fact, I was sitting next to the behind the music guy. I had to go to Las Vegas yesterday for something. And the guy that edited that film was sitting next to me. He said, yeah, the only old pictures they could find, did you hear about this? The only old pictures they could find of No Doubt were from Loveline circa 1988 or something.

28:16🔗 Adam Well, they were on this show, must have been about four, four and a half years ago. And they're nice. At least the guys are nice. Gwen is kind of nice too, so I hear. But what happened was is she said, we were talking about like interracial dating. And she said, I dated an Indian guy once or for a while. I used to date an Indian guy. And I said, what kind of Indian was it? Woo woo woo Indian or 7-Eleven Indian?

28:44🔗 Drew Asshole.

28:44🔗 Adam And it was, it was...

28:46🔗 Drew Was not received well.

28:47🔗 Adam Yeah, well, it was the guy was sitting in the studio with me. It was Tony.

28:50🔗 Guest It was one of the guys in the band.

28:53🔗 Adam It was Tony. And so it was like, we went to a commercial. I was kind of laughing and they were kind of laughing because he was sitting right there. And I said to him during the commercial, I saw I was just making it, you know, you're not offended. I was just, you know, trying to make a joke. It's part of my job.

29:07🔗 Caller He took a swing at you?

29:08🔗 Adam No, he was like, yeah, no, that's cool. And that was early on in the show, relatively early on in the show, right? And then we sat here for about another hour and a half. And we had a good show and all that kind of stuff. And then they left and everything was kosher and cool and everything. And then I think like six months later, the album exploded and they were on top and everything was great. And we invited them back on the show and she said, I'm not coming back on because Adam's racist. And I said, well, she couldn't have taken the comment too far out of context because we're both, we're all sitting here. Everyone sort of laughed. I mean, Drew, you were here. It wasn't a big deal.

29:44🔗 Drew I don't remember it even.

29:46🔗 Adam It wasn't, it just didn't even register. It's like just another.

29:48🔗 Caller You debriefed afterwards. So everybody was cool. They all left. And then this comes up.

29:52🔗 Adam And then this comes up and it's like, I'm not doing the show because he's a racist. And I don't know. I think people throw that around. It is true. I'm a racist.

29:59🔗 Drew Yeah, you're racist.

30:01🔗 Adam Why? Yeah, that's true. I am. Well, sure. Yeah. But I'm not going to argue with that. But that that wasn't a great example of my my true racism there. It really wasn't. A glancing blow? Yeah. And people use racist like it's a bad thing, by the way. So I, you know, we got into this argument and I don't know what the hell happened, but my feeling was is, hey, kiss my ass. Listen, kiss it, kiss it. Just kiss it. I like the rest of the guys in the band, but Gwen can kiss my ass and we'll see. We'll see. We'll see how time works out. I think my little plan is working so far.

30:37🔗 Guest I've already got a list.

30:41🔗 Adam Tom and Adrian are coming on tomorrow night, right? Yes, Sam. Very nice guys. Actually, Tony is a nice guy as well too. I saw him all at Darren's from Goldfinger's wedding a couple of years ago. Yeah. Cash bar, by the way. Cash bar. Yes. Oh, absolutely.

30:59🔗 Drew Darren is all class. Come on.

31:00🔗 Adam Darren is class. Yes. Eight bucks for a Heineken at Darren's wedding. Cheney? Yeah. I swear to Christ. Cash bar over there. You're 18. What's up?

31:13🔗 Caller I have like sex with like 40 year olds and 46 year olds who I don't like now.

31:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

31:18🔗 Drew What if you don't know them?

31:19🔗 Caller I like, I don't know them. I like, like one time I was drunk and slept with one and the other time, I went over and like, I met him on the Internet or something.

31:28🔗 Adam All right. Yeah.

31:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

31:29🔗 Adam Good. Good news.

31:30🔗 Drew So what's that all about?

31:32🔗 Caller Well, like I was molested, but the kid who molested me was like only two years older than me.

31:37🔗 Adam He wasn't in his 40s.

31:38🔗 Caller No.

31:38🔗 Adam No.

31:39🔗 Drew I maybe had something that, what?

31:41🔗 Caller He was my brother.

31:42🔗 Adam Your brother.

31:43🔗 Drew Your brother abused you.

31:44🔗 Caller Yeah. And then some woman did, but she was like 60.

31:46🔗 Drew 60.

31:47🔗 Adam 60?

31:48🔗 Caller Wow.

31:49🔗 Drew Who abused your brother?

31:51🔗 Caller Probably the woman because she was their babysitter but I don't remember.

31:54🔗 Adam Yeah. And then what is, how's your family beside that?

31:59🔗 Caller My mom was abusive. My dad was never around. All right.

32:01🔗 Drew Well, the dad never around may set you up for the older guys.

32:03🔗 Adam Well, there you go.

32:04🔗 Drew But the kind of chaotic way in which you're manifesting this is really, it's about having been abused. Actually, have you ever been treated for that?

32:11🔗 Caller Kind of.

32:12🔗 Drew Kind of?

32:13🔗 Caller Kind of.

32:13🔗 Adam What's that mean? You called a psychic one then?

32:17🔗 Caller No, I'm in therapy now.

32:18🔗 Adam Okay, good.

32:19🔗 Drew Yeah, we'll talk about this.

32:20🔗 Adam Do you talk about banging around with the 40-plus club?

32:23🔗 Caller Oh, no, I don't really like her.

32:25🔗 Drew You don't like the therapist?

32:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:27🔗 Drew Just hang in there and talk about this stuff. Just put it on the table and see what comes out, all right?

32:32🔗 Caller Okay.

32:32🔗 Drew Really, you're going to hurt yourself this way. It's not going to make you happy continuing the road you're down.

32:37🔗 Guest I mean, it doesn't sound like you're happy now. You wouldn't be calling otherwise.

32:41🔗 Adam Right.

32:41🔗 Guest So clearly, you got to do something else.

32:43🔗 Adam Jeannie?

32:44🔗 Guest Yeah?

32:44🔗 Adam Yeah. You could be hurt emotionally and physically by that huge saggy scrotum on those 40 plus guys. I know. Drew's in his 40s and the scrotum hangs down like a duffel bag. Wait a minute.

32:58🔗 Drew I don't get anywhere near the gravity effect that you do.

33:00🔗 Adam Oh, really? Yes, I do have a tremendous scrotum. Thank you.

33:04🔗 Drew That's right.

33:05🔗 Adam I just set you up so you could talk about my scrotum.

33:07🔗 Drew I figured that. But Jeannie, listen, these guys are objectifying. These are not real relationships and you're not looking for a relationship from guys that are trying to use to repair something from your past. It doesn't work like that.

33:18🔗 Adam I was talking to porn veteran Ron Jeremy last week about Rex Cabo, Mr. Elastic Scrotum.

33:26🔗 Drew Is that a porn name or is that a porn action?

33:28🔗 Adam That's the name of a porn movie. I said, Ron, how does that work? Because I never did catch that movie. He said, well, Rex was a guy who lived out in Cabo, San Lucas, so we called him Rex Cabo, and he had this scrotum. I mean, it was really, it was like a- Stretchy. It was like a, yeah. It was like Elastic.

33:46🔗 Drew Was it a real guy?

33:47🔗 Adam Yeah. He said he'd be getting oral sex, he'd pull it up over the girl's head.

33:51🔗 Guest Oh, man.

33:53🔗 Adam Yeah. And I said-

33:54🔗 Guest You should come up with a warning label.

33:56🔗 Adam So he said, so the thing about porn is you give them lemons, they make lemonade.

34:04🔗 Drew Well, it's also everything sort of- You talk to Ron Jeremy, anything is like-

34:08🔗 Adam Yeah, but what I mean is, what is a liability in a sort of freakish side effect to somebody for the porn industry? They'll make a movie on it.

34:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:18🔗 Adam And they'll go, we have this guy with this bizarre pliable scrotum.

34:21🔗 Caller Yes.

34:21🔗 Adam Wait a minute, Rex Cabo, Mr. Elastic scrotum. There we go.

34:26🔗 Caller Huge following.

34:27🔗 Adam That's right.

34:27🔗 Guest We'll make millions.

34:29🔗 Adam That's right. Those holes look like the chin of an old Chinaman.

34:31🔗 Drew He probably has some called Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, which is a rubber man syndrome.

34:35🔗 Adam Oh, it is, yeah. Oh, yeah. Imagine a scrotum, what you could do with that. You could make one of those fireman trampolines out of it, like someone jump out of a burning building onto your scrotum, stretched out.

34:45🔗 Drew These guys get a knack and go shh.

34:47🔗 Adam Right.

34:47🔗 Drew Same kind of guy.

34:48🔗 Caller That's Ripley's Believe It or Not, with Darryl.

34:50🔗 Guest You could go that way or you could go the porn angle.

34:52🔗 Caller Yeah, I'd go the porn angle.

34:54🔗 Adam Matt, you're 19. What's up?

34:55🔗 Drew Oh, a new kind of Ripley's.

34:56🔗 I've been with my girlfriend about four months. I went on a trip with my ex-girlfriend like a weekend to our relationship, and I ended up having sex with my ex.

35:06🔗 Drew Of course.

35:08🔗 Huh?

35:08🔗 Drew Of course. Where was the trip to?

35:11🔗 Alaska. It's cold up there.

35:14🔗 Guest You gotta keep each other warm.

35:16🔗 Drew How did your current girlfriend, how did that sit with her, that you were traveling with your ex-girlfriend? Did she know about it?

35:23🔗 Yeah, she knew. She didn't really like it much, but she wasn't like, no, I don't want you going or anything.

35:27🔗 Drew Were you really boyfriend and girlfriend at that point?

35:30🔗 We've been together a week and we kind of had made it like that we were together.

35:35🔗 Drew It's real common for there to be some overlap.

35:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

35:38🔗 Drew As one relationship winds down, another one fires up.

35:41🔗 Adam Yeah, I always had the same thing. It was like one girlfriend then pow, 14 months later, I was getting laid again by a new girl. Maybe 14, 18 months later. Yeah.

35:50🔗 Drew Dog years, pow.

35:51🔗 Adam A lot of overlap. All right.

35:54🔗 Basically, I'm just wondering if I should tell her about it just because-

35:57🔗 Adam No. Listen, no reason to talk about someone you've already had sex with.

36:01🔗 All right.

36:02🔗 Adam That's no big deal. You really break it down. You say you had sex with her 1,402 times instead of 1,401 times. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a bit weak then, do I?

36:12🔗 We still really wanted the relationship.

36:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:15🔗 It's so much more serious with my current girlfriend now. Okay.

36:17🔗 Drew Keep your mouth shut. I'm not bothering you. I feel guilty about it, but it's a common thing for people to overlap like that. You probably didn't really know where that relationship was going.

36:26🔗 Adam Oh, listen. But you know when you're going to Alaska with someone, you're getting laid.

36:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:30🔗 Drew Next girlfriend.

36:31🔗 Adam What if I took my goddamn mom to Alaska? Banger.

36:33🔗 Drew Well, no. You take your ex-girlfriend to the grocery store.

36:37🔗 Adam You're screwing the frozen foods. Yeah. You can't go anywhere with someone. Listen, once you've had sex with someone hundreds of times.

36:45🔗 Drew Yeah. The boundaries are limited.

36:46🔗 Adam I mean, it's like, that's again where you just use my line. Come on, you're horny. Come on. Listen, I know.

36:52🔗 Guest I think that's different for guys and for women.

36:55🔗 Adam It is a little.

36:55🔗 Guest Because once it's done with me, I'm like, oh, never want to visit that pasture again.

36:59🔗 Adam That's why I get you drunk. And I make this excuse. I know the last six months I sucked. But think back to when we met.

37:07🔗 Guest Seriously, remember that one time? That one time was really good. Remember that one time in Vegas?

37:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:12🔗 Adam Remember I put all that coke on my dick? Yeah, I do kind of remember that one time. That's the way it's going to be.

37:21🔗 Caller Does anybody ever get busted? Have you ever gotten a call where a guy got busted because his girlfriend heard his voice, like recognized his voice? Does anyone ever get busted?

37:29🔗 Drew It's rarely something like that.

37:31🔗 Adam It's rare. And I don't know why.

37:33🔗 Caller I got to think it happens.

37:34🔗 Guest That's why I would never call.

37:35🔗 Caller If you're calling from a small town or something like that, it just seems like it would.

37:38🔗 Guest You got a thick accent going on.

37:42🔗 Adam Even if it's not her listening, it's one of her friends or one of her coworkers.

37:46🔗 Drew One of your jail friends.

37:48🔗 Guest So listen, if they ended up breaking up because of that reason, that would be a fantastic blame game story.

37:54🔗 Caller That's true.

37:54🔗 Guest Oh, what?

37:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

37:55🔗 Drew Where would they call it, Vix?

37:56🔗 Guest They would then call. 310-752-8142.

38:01🔗 Guest We need you.

38:02🔗 Adam That is right. All right. Let's just check out one more call before we go to play.

38:07🔗 Guest He is a killer transition.

38:09🔗 Guest He loves it.

38:10🔗 Adam He's glowing. Kristen?

38:12🔗 Caller We're going to play some Dusty's on the radio.

38:16🔗 Adam You're 14. What's up?

38:18🔗 Caller Well, me and my boyfriend was going out for five months, and we've hardly even kissed. If we even hug, I have to be the one hugging him and stuff. He's always shy around me and stuff.

38:32🔗 Drew How old is he again?

38:33🔗 Caller He's 15.

38:35🔗 Drew Maybe just him trying to figure this all out.

38:39🔗 Adam Yeah, that's fine.

38:40🔗 Drew Guys at 15 can be pretty lame.

38:41🔗 Adam Yeah. Grayson? Yeah.

38:45🔗 Drew Bring it up to him a little bit, gently. Yeah. Guys also at that age want to know what they should do. They want guidance.

38:52🔗 Adam Yeah. They need to be led.

38:54🔗 Drew There's nothing natural about a male's behavior in a relationship. It's all learned, taught by women.

39:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

39:01🔗 Drew Okay?

39:02🔗 Okay.

39:02🔗 Drew All right.

39:03🔗 Adam They understand?

39:04🔗 Yeah.

39:05🔗 Adam All right.

39:06🔗 Drew To whatever extent there is natural behavior, it's dangerous.

39:09🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't trust the guys too many instincts to where like, it's very true. Jesus Christ, I was looking at my ninth grade yearbook today.

39:18🔗 Drew Oh, why?

39:19🔗 Adam Well, I don't-

39:20🔗 Drew You just want to cause yourself pain?

39:22🔗 Adam I don't own any yearbooks from any things because I think they were like $12 or something. And the Carolla's just wasn't in the cards. But I was sitting in my office or in someone else's office, in my office building, and there was that yearbook because I think we're doing some kind of back-to-school show or something. I started thumbing through it and I was just looking at it. Because I guess when you own a yearbook, you may dust it off periodically. You get a new girlfriend or boyfriend, you show them this, you show them that. But if you don't own the yearbook and you graduated junior high, I mean ninth grade in 1979, then it's been 21 years. I hadn't seen the thing in 20 some odd years. It was bizarre.

40:07🔗 Guest It's shocking.

40:08🔗 Adam Yeah. It was really, especially my hair. That was the most shocking thing about the whole thing.

40:14🔗 Guest Did you have like a big kind of afro thing going on? Was it really out of control?

40:17🔗 Guest It wasn't combed over like this.

40:19🔗 Adam It was like combed over and pulled down.

40:21🔗 Guest Fighting every instinct your hair has.

40:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

40:25🔗 Adam It was great. I was like looking through the yearbook and I was going, oh, hey, most popular, oh, Chris Ditman, he's dead. That guy died. Yeah, that's sad. Then I turned the page and I saw my head and I was like, oh my God, sweet love of Jesus, no. I looked up at the sky and the camera POV. I really started weeping at that point. All right. We will take ourselves a little break. We got the Blame Game crew in here and we'll be back with more of your calls after this.

40:58🔗 Caller We'll be right back with more of Loveline.

41:30🔗 Adam Yep, me, it's Loveline. Kara, Jason, and Chris are all here from The Blame Game. That is on Monday through Friday on the fabulous MTV, which I'm told is a network.

41:43🔗 Guest Brand new episodes.

41:44🔗 Adam Brand new. Can be called network.

41:46🔗 Caller I think it's just an online program, isn't it?

41:49🔗 Adam If you want to get on that show, it is 310-752-8142. All right. I'm now told, unfortunately, that Darren from Goldfinger is on the other line. It seems like almost every time I talk smack about someone, pow, there they are.

42:05🔗 Drew I'm seeing David Arquette tomorrow night. I'll send you his love.

42:08🔗 Adam Yeah. I just talked about how crazy he was and he walked through that door about three minutes later and he wasn't due to be on the show or anything. As I was talking about how crazy David Arquette was, pow, he walks through the door. He's on his way home from a Lakers game. He was listening to Loveline, told the guy to pull off the freeway and he was in here within three minutes. I was talking about how nutty he was. Also-

42:27🔗 Drew How much we loved him, what a great guy he is.

42:29🔗 Adam Great guy. I said he was nuts. Walked through the door and someone said, hey, aren't you worried about him showing up here? I said, he's so nuts, he'll never find the studio. Pow, he walked right through the door. He just stormed right through the door. Ann, you should have been here. That was a surreal moment. It was surreal, man. I mean, I just started, I wasn't planning on talking about him. It wasn't anything. I was talking about nutty people in general. David Arquette came in, pow, through the door. I'm not going to talk about him anymore because I'm scared. Drew, put your chair in front of the door.

43:00🔗 Guest Seriously, put that TV in front of you.

43:02🔗 Adam All right, so Darren from Goldfinger, who you know I love, right? I have to say that for him.

43:07🔗 Drew Well, he loves you.

43:09🔗 Adam It's more in love. There's a lust involved with this relationship. But I went to his wedding a couple of years ago, and I was mentioning that it's the last time I saw some of the guys from No Doubt who will be on tomorrow night. And then I spoke about him having a cash bar at his wedding and eight bucks for a Heineken. And now guess who's on the phone?

43:29🔗 Guest Unfortunately, Darren's on the line. Everybody's told me that every time you talk about me, there's love.

43:36🔗 Caller I haven't felt the love yet.

43:37🔗 Adam Oh, brother, you were just in here feeling the love a couple of weeks ago.

43:42🔗 Adam, there was like two kegs there.

43:43🔗 Guest You could have drawn from the keg. You ought to have a Heineken.

43:46🔗 Adam Was it? Am I lying?

43:49🔗 Guest No, it wasn't. I have no money. I'm not no doubt.

43:55🔗 Adam No, I understand. No, I know, Darren. I was glad to reach her in my pocket and pay her for my own.

44:04🔗 Drew Did the bride and Darren go away on Darren's skateboard with some cans?

44:06🔗 Adam No, no, no, no. He had a moped. Please, please.

44:09🔗 Guest A little rascal threw it after him.

44:11🔗 Caller A moped with some cans on it.

44:12🔗 Adam They honeymooned in Burbank. It was a beautiful Ramada by the airport.

44:16🔗 Guest We haven't honeymooned yet. Oh, you haven't? We have no money.

44:19🔗 Adam Now, when, Darren, when was, what, you mean, you're talking about that Darren's ass sings, the hits didn't sell millions of records.

44:26🔗 Guest You want to hear something funny, dude?

44:28🔗 How you say it's a lust for me?

44:29🔗 Guest I wrote a song about you called Adam Corolla, the second man I've had sex with.

44:33🔗 Guest Who's the first?

44:34🔗 Adam Dr. Drew.

44:34🔗 Guest Wayne Gretzky.

44:37🔗 Caller It's a good choice.

44:37🔗 Adam That's true.

44:38🔗 Caller It looks like his wife.

44:39🔗 Guest I think that song is somewhere in the studio.

44:41🔗 Adam Oh, really?

44:41🔗 Drew I think it's here, the Wayne Gretzky song, Anderson.

44:43🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah, that is a good song.

44:45🔗 Guest You're the second.

44:46🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, thank you. And if something should happen to Wayne, though, I would assume his duties and his role, right?

44:53🔗 Drew His position, his position, as it were.

44:54🔗 Guest When I'm with Wayne, I'm thinking of you.

44:56🔗 Adam I understand. All right. And Darren, when did you get married? Was it about two years ago?

45:03🔗 Guest August 1st, two years ago, almost two years ago.

45:05🔗 Adam So it'll be two years ago. Over at the Sportsman's Lodge, the beautiful event except for the cash bar. All right. Darren, I'd really like to see you go on a vacation or at least a honeymoon.

45:19🔗 Guest So would I.

45:19🔗 Adam Yeah. Can we do something about that?

45:22🔗 Guest Well, yeah.

45:24🔗 Adam I'll tell you, you can put me down for 150 bucks. I don't think I ever got you a wedding gift. I really mean it.

45:30🔗 Guest Adam, your presence at the bachelor party where I almost got killed.

45:33🔗 Adam Yeah.

45:33🔗 Guest And at the wedding was present enough.

45:35🔗 Adam All right, Darren. God bless you. I'm going to hang up on you now.

45:39🔗 Guest OK, hang up on me.

45:39🔗 Adam All right, Darren. Thanks for calling.

45:41🔗 Guest Bye, Drew.

45:41🔗 Adam Thanks for the confirmation on the cash bar, though. But I do stand corrected. There was probably a keg there, but I think he had it buried in one of the gardens nearby, and I didn't see any of it.

45:51🔗 Caller It was 50 cents for a cup.

45:53🔗 Guest Seriously, come on, you guys.

45:55🔗 Give me a buck.

45:56🔗 Adam Lynn?

45:57🔗 Drew Jamie.

45:58🔗 Adam Lynn.

45:59🔗 Caller Hello.

46:00🔗 Drew Jamie.

46:01🔗 Caller Yeah, sorry.

46:01🔗 Drew Hi, Jamie.

46:02🔗 Caller My mom.

46:03🔗 Adam All right, Jamie. What's up?

46:04🔗 Drew Your mom was holding on?

46:05🔗 Caller No, she was bitching at me on the other phone.

46:07🔗 Adam All right, what's going on?

46:09🔗 Caller My boyfriend, I've been going out with him for about almost four months now, and I've been doing something really bad. I've been checking his, like, his online account, and I've seen him, like, he's sent his picture to a couple, like, gay men, because I look at their profiles, and they sent him back. But he's talking to one guy in particular now that I went to high school with, and he's gay, and I checked his email today, and it said, page me later, so we can do you know what. Yes, cue the music.

46:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

46:39🔗 Drew And you've just been talking to your mom about this?

46:41🔗 Caller Oh, no, my mom does not know.

46:43🔗 Adam Where is your mom? Did she go to a different part of the castle or nearby?

46:48🔗 Caller No, I'm not there a lot. That's another story.

46:51🔗 Adam I see. But your mom's in the room or somewhere nearby?

46:54🔗 Caller No, she was on the phone. She's at home. I'm not home right now.

46:57🔗 Adam I see. Can we hear her voice in the background?

47:00🔗 Caller You probably could.

47:01🔗 She yelled a lot.

47:03🔗 Adam Where are you living right now?

47:05🔗 Caller I live at home, but I don't have a room. That's another story.

47:10🔗 Adam I'm more confused than I ever was. Is your mother in the house?

47:13🔗 Caller No.

47:14🔗 Adam No, she is not?

47:15🔗 Caller No.

47:15🔗 Drew They want some sort of-

47:17🔗 Adam You're at home, but she is not?

47:19🔗 Caller No, I'm at my best friend's house right now.

47:21🔗 Adam She's at home. All right. It's all good. All right, Lynn, this is very suspicious.

47:26🔗 Guest Any other signs or indications?

47:28🔗 Drew Come on, it's more suspicious.

47:29🔗 Caller Yeah, I mean, she's trying to confirm.

47:31🔗 Drew She has to talk to him about this, although he's going to deny it.

47:34🔗 Caller I can't let him know I'm checking his email, then it's just going to be a mess.

47:37🔗 Guest Well, first of all, I mean, I think if you had the- This is just my opinion, and people tell me if they think that I'm wrong. If you had the kind of drive or like a pull in you to snoop, you know intrinsically inside that something is not kosher. That's my opinion. Yeah.

47:54🔗 Guest So what was it in the first place that gave you that feeling?

47:56🔗 Guest Yeah.

47:58🔗 Caller I don't know. I just mean every guy I've been with, he's always like screwed around with me behind my back. So every time I go into a new relationship, I'm very cautious.

48:09🔗 Guest You're insecure.

48:10🔗 Guest So it's just a general distrust.

48:11🔗 Drew She picks bad guys.

48:12🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Well, here you go, Lynn. You picked him, therefore he's flawed. All right. We just did the Loveline math. Break up with him.

48:22🔗 Guest No. Yes. What do you mean, no?

48:24🔗 Adam You're going to get poop in you. You got to break up. Absolutely.

48:29🔗 Guest Why are you saying no?

48:30🔗 Guest I don't know.

48:31🔗 Adam All right. Well, stay with him. Get to him. No, no.

48:34🔗 Caller Have fun.

48:35🔗 Adam God knows what this guy is doing.

48:37🔗 Drew He maybe just happened to catch him at one of his rendezvous.

48:40🔗 Adam Oh, boy.

48:41🔗 Drew And then he's busted. It doesn't matter. How you got it doesn't matter. He's busted. It's over.

48:47🔗 Guest And then called the blame game hotline.

48:50🔗 Drew That's right. You guys are whores.

48:53🔗 Guest Jason is a whore. Don't call the rest of us whores.

48:56🔗 Guest That one time was a joke because you made fun of me for being so proud the first time. I won't do it again.

49:00🔗 Adam If they were real whores, they would have let me give out the number. But forget it. We'll take ourselves a little break. Now, Blame Game is here and we'll be back and maybe I'll give you the number after this.

49:11🔗 Guest Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

49:15🔗 Adam Well, it's worth hearing. Yep, it's Loveline. We're going to take a quick 10-second timeout, and then we'll be back with more of the fabulous program in just 10 seconds.

49:56🔗 Guest This is Loveline on radio station.

50:12🔗 Adam Hey, there we go. All right. Karen Jason and sorry, Karen Jason and Chris are all here from The Blame Game, 5 o'clock, Monday through Friday on MTV. Phone number, if you look like you're between 18 and 24, and you're an ex-couple, 310-752.

50:32🔗 Drew You've been a model.

50:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

50:36🔗 Drew 854752.

50:39🔗 Adam True. No one knows radio like Drew. Get halfway into the goddamn phone number. He's got to pipe up after the phone number issue at the end of the last break. All right. You're quiet there, Drew?

50:51🔗 Guest Sure. You're ready?

50:52🔗 Adam Shut up, Drew. 310-752-8142. Hey, got it out. Hey, 752-8142.

51:00🔗 Guest You could win a tropical vacation.

51:03🔗 Adam You could?

51:03🔗 Guest Yes, that's right.

51:05🔗 Adam Where to?

51:06🔗 Caller Paradise.

51:07🔗 Guest Paradise.

51:07🔗 Adam Yes.

51:08🔗 Guest Palm trees.

51:09🔗 Guest I believe it's not determined as of yet this season, but we have in the past sent people to Cancun.

51:15🔗 Caller Jamaica.

51:15🔗 Guest Jamaica.

51:16🔗 Guest Puerto Vallarta, is that right?

51:17🔗 Guest In Puerto Vallarta.

51:19🔗 Adam All right. I'm guessing this time you're heading out to the Salton Sea halfway to Palm Springs, but that's just my guess. Cameron? Cameron?

51:31🔗 Guest Yeah.

51:32🔗 Adam You're 20. What's up?

51:33🔗 Guest Well, it's this interesting thing.

51:37🔗 Caller When I have sex, can't orgasm. But when I'm masturbating, orgasm all the time.

51:45🔗 Adam I see. Is this with the same girl or is this with everyone you've ever been with?

51:52🔗 Caller Well, it's most noticeable with the girl I'm with now. Happened a couple of times in the past with different girls, but it was just one time and contributed to being tired.

52:05🔗 Drew Are you on any medication?

52:07🔗 Caller I'm on Effexor right now.

52:08🔗 Drew That's what's doing it, Jason. That's it.

52:10🔗 Caller Really?

52:11🔗 Drew Absolutely.

52:12🔗 Caller Because I was on Zoloft before.

52:16🔗 Drew Zoloft typically will decrease your libido, may not delay ejaculation like that, but Effexor can certainly do it.

52:23🔗 Caller Okay, Effexor can.

52:24🔗 Caller But why can I still orgasm when I masturbate?

52:28🔗 Drew Because you're sort of properly wired. You're wired, yeah.

52:32🔗 Adam Yeah. You've been at that for years.

52:36🔗 Drew You need to talk to your doctor about wellbutrin or remeron or serosone. Those really don't affect sexuality very much at all. In fact, may increase a little bit sometimes. All right.

52:45🔗 Adam Are you in a certain position when you masturbate each time?

52:49🔗 Caller No. Standing up, sitting down, laying down.

52:51🔗 Adam Sitting down. How does the sitting down work?

52:55🔗 Drew That's shocking to add.

52:56🔗 Guest Why does that surprise you?

52:59🔗 Adam I don't go for the sitting down. That seems strange to me.

53:01🔗 Drew Holy Jesus. Sitting down.

53:04🔗 Caller Sitting down. You know, you're in the car sometimes.

53:08🔗 Adam The kid makes a good point.

53:11🔗 Caller That's true.

53:13🔗 Guest You don't have road rage.

53:15🔗 Adam I understand.

53:16🔗 Caller I think more people should masturbate when they're driving so no road rage.

53:19🔗 Adam Well, listen, I don't like to brag, but I have peeled one off on a mountain road while driving a manual shift truck.

53:27🔗 Caller Oh, yes.

53:28🔗 Adam Oh, yes. Yes. It was, I think it was Rambla Pacifica, which if anyone knows that area up in Malibu, they're very windy.

53:37🔗 Caller Rambla Pacifica?

53:39🔗 Adam Rambla Pacifica. Up off of Mulholland up in Malibu, I was building a house which had burnt down since. And I got the urge and I realized, yeah, I wasn't going to be home for about 10 hours. I better squeeze this one off now.

53:55🔗 Drew What did you, I dare ask this question.

53:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

53:59🔗 Drew Into what?

54:00🔗 Adam Into what? Well, let me tell you something about driving a crappy Nissan.

54:05🔗 Caller Oh, come on.

54:07🔗 Guest Respect.

54:09🔗 Adam It's not like I had floor seats in that thing. It was a vinyl bench seat with vinyl floor mats.

54:16🔗 Drew Certainly the Berber carpeting though.

54:18🔗 Adam No, no.

54:18🔗 Drew I'm going to spoil that.

54:20🔗 Adam No Berber. I mean, really, that interior, that old 85 Nissan truck, I could literally just hose it down. Evidently. And had to on many occasions. Yes.

54:31🔗 Guest And of course, you're wearing work clothes, so a small stain wouldn't be noticed.

54:34🔗 Adam I was a carpenter.

54:35🔗 Guest Yeah.

54:36🔗 Adam No one knew the better. I don't know. I may have had like a Thomas Guide spread over my belly or something. I don't exactly remember. Sports page. I think I had my penis through a Happy Meal, actually, is what it was. It makes a nice trough.

54:52🔗 Guest McDonald's would be so pleased about that.

54:54🔗 Adam Make the hole right in the middle there. It works. It's quite effective. Put a little silicone caulk around the opening there. It's almost watertight. All right, Peter, you're 23. I mean, you're 22. That's right. What's up?

55:10🔗 Caller I got a girlfriend. She's a virgin. And I was wondering if y'all could tell me the best position to de-flower her to where it doesn't wheelbarrow hands down, hands down, wheelbarrow.

55:22🔗 Adam No way, fans are butts.

55:24🔗 Caller I heard that it's best when she's on top because she got more control.

55:27🔗 Adam Yeah, it's not bad.

55:29🔗 Caller Not bad.

55:30🔗 Adam Well, okay, here's what you don't want, I believe.

55:34🔗 Drew Kara's revealing something personal about herself now.

55:36🔗 Guest I'm like, what the? Well, not too much.

55:38🔗 Caller Back up, Kara, back up.

55:39🔗 Caller Well, I'm not going to go to town on it, but you know.

55:42🔗 Guest Oh, that's sweet. You're not going to go to town on it. It's true love, you guys.

55:46🔗 Guest It's true love.

55:47🔗 Adam Let's talk to Kara about this.

55:48🔗 Guest Yeah, I was going to say, let's bring it.

55:50🔗 Adam Let's do process of elimination here. So obviously, anything bizarre like where he gets in a rattan chair that's a wicker chair that's hanging from a rope or something, it's not going to work, right?

56:01🔗 Guest Gentle and romantic, probably the words you want to kind of use.

56:05🔗 Adam Doggy's a little rough. Doggy's a little rough. Now, I always say if a woman is uncomfortable, she should get on top because she can then sort of dictate the cadence part of the punch.

56:15🔗 Guest Yeah, but the first time, I mean, you're like, you're figuring out, you're going through struggles, like not, you know, you're not.

56:22🔗 Drew Giving them too much responsibility.

56:24🔗 Adam Maybe, you may bite off more than you could chew. That's true. But on the other hand, if Peter, and we'll have to figure out what size, anyway, all the apostles are calling tonight. Peter, how big are you? How much do you weigh?

56:39🔗 Caller I'm 6'2, 190.

56:41🔗 Adam All right, so you're a pretty good load. And what about her?

56:45🔗 Caller She's about 5'4, 130.

56:47🔗 Caller Wow.

56:47🔗 Adam Let's see. All right.

56:49🔗 Caller But she's thick, though.

56:50🔗 Guest She's thick?

56:50🔗 Adam She's sturdy? She's sturdy? You're not going to crush her?

56:53🔗 Guest She's got the sturdy undercarriage.

56:55🔗 Adam You get on top of her, but you be a gentleman when you screw her. Do you agree?

56:59🔗 Caller Hey, Randall, you were talking earlier about how there aren't very many virgins over the age of 22, right?

57:04🔗 Adam Right.

57:04🔗 Caller And she's the same. She fits in that category.

57:07🔗 Adam Yeah, which could mean a little baggage, though, right?

57:10🔗 Caller What do you mean baggage?

57:11🔗 Adam Well, I mean, there's a reason she's a virgin, right?

57:14🔗 Caller Well, it has to do with her culture and her religion. She's Catholic, she's Mexican, you know, she's real traditional.

57:19🔗 Adam Yeah, but how come most of them are knocked up by 14?

57:23🔗 Caller She don't fall in that category.

57:24🔗 Adam All right. All right, Peter.

57:25🔗 Guest They got to learn what Kara already knows.

57:27🔗 Adam You just...

57:28🔗 Guest If you do it in the butt, it doesn't count.

57:30🔗 Guest That's right.

57:31🔗 Adam That's right.

57:31🔗 Guest Every good Catholic girl knows that. The one to Boston College, come on, bring it to me.

57:36🔗 Adam All right, so you get on top at Be Sensitive. I just, sometimes women feel like they're a little bit trapped and the guy gets a little overzealous.

57:44🔗 Guest Yeah, well, if he's sensitive, I don't think there'll be a problem with that.

57:47🔗 Adam All right.

57:47🔗 Guest I mean, she might be a little bit daunted to be like, hey, watch it, climb on. You know, it's your first time. And kind of like, I don't really know the whole.

57:55🔗 Adam Right, right. I understand. I'm with you. Randy?

58:00🔗 Yeah.

58:00🔗 Adam You're 27.

58:01🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

58:02🔗 Adam What's up?

58:03🔗 Caller Well, about four years ago, my wife had a hysterectomy because she had endometriosis. The doctor took everything except for the uterus. Claiming that that would help hold the bowels and everything else up. Right. Since the hysterectomy, it has been very painful for her to have intercourse.

58:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

58:26🔗 Caller Drew? What's that?

58:28🔗 Adam Drew's got a post going on there. What's up, Drew?

58:31🔗 Drew Well, why did they do the hysterectomy in the first place? Or they took the ovaries and the tubes out, right?

58:37🔗 Caller Right.

58:38🔗 Drew The ophryctomy, the salp injectomy, what is it?

58:39🔗 Caller Because of the endometriosis.

58:41🔗 Drew Yeah, but what was the symptom she was having that caused them to do that?

58:44🔗 Caller Well, every... she was having pain.

58:48🔗 Drew When you had sex?

58:49🔗 Caller No, all the time, basically.

58:52🔗 Drew And that's gotten better?

58:54🔗 Caller Well, that... it's gotten better...

58:57🔗 Drew You know I'm going with this...

58:58🔗 Caller .other than the sex now. Before, it was all the time.

59:02🔗 Adam Yeah. What do you... Drew, whatever it is you're saying, say it.

59:05🔗 Drew Well, was she sexually abused?

59:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:10🔗 Drew Okay.

59:11🔗 Adam Well, how do you know, Drew? Why do you know?

59:13🔗 Drew Because unexplained pelvic pain, that doesn't get better with traditional kinds of intervention, and it particularly surrounds sex and penetration, even after comprehensive treatment, that's a red flag for me that somebody's been sexually abused.

59:29🔗 Caller But there wasn't any pain during intercourse before the intercourse?

59:32🔗 Drew Well, I'm just telling you, unexplained pelvic pain, for me, the next one, two, and three reasons for that is sexual abuse, it's always there. Whether you want to create a causative relationship or not, it's always there. And it's something that ought to be dealt with before somebody starts carving on it or some more.

59:50🔗 Caller I wasn't sure if maybe the endometrial pain and the uterus...

59:56🔗 Drew Yes, it can, and it's of course...

59:58🔗 Adam All right, but here we go. Randy, how did Drew know? I guess is the question.

1:00:02🔗 Caller No, yeah, I know, I understand that.

1:00:04🔗 Adam Okay, so why don't you...

1:00:05🔗 Caller The deep penetration is the worst.

1:00:07🔗 Drew And it could have something to do, some remnant for the surgery, and it could be some residual endometriosis. It's possible, but you're not dealing with... There's sort of, there's an elephant in the living room and you're not dealing with it.

1:00:16🔗 Adam Right.

1:00:16🔗 Drew And there's a bigger thing at issue here that's just left untreated. In the meantime, people are carving her up.

1:00:22🔗 Adam Well, maybe she got some treatment for it. Randy?

1:00:24🔗 Caller Yes.

1:00:24🔗 Adam Has she ever gotten any treatment for the sexual abuse?

1:00:27🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

1:00:28🔗 Adam She has.

1:00:29🔗 Drew In what way?

1:00:30🔗 Caller She's been through psychologist. She's had therapy for that for several years.

1:00:37🔗 Drew Well, she needs to be talking about this particularly in that context. And it's something that's manageable and it's something you need to sort of work with a team on. Her psychologist needs to be talking to her gynecologist and these people need to be working together to try to get her some relief. But be careful.

1:00:52🔗 Caller We weren't sure if maybe if the uterus was removed, if it would get better, and we can't find a doctor that will agree to remove the uterus.

1:01:00🔗 Drew Randy, that's telling you something, a doctor to agree to it. And see, if somebody agreed to taking the tubes and the ovary out, that's why you're in the position you're in already. She's forcing these treatments that are incredibly aggressive.

1:01:11🔗 Adam Maybe she slips a guy at 20 and he'll do it. Hey, Randy.

1:01:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:15🔗 Adam Yeah, I would say pursue the psychological end of this a little more. I mean, the fact that she's had some therapy is good, but for what she's been through, which sounds like a lot, she may need more therapy, quite a bit more.

1:01:28🔗 Caller A lot, a lot, a lot.

1:01:29🔗 Adam And that's the angle you should pursue for now. And why not pursue that angle? You don't have to go under the knife. So, Drew, you're saying that the reason she had this hysterectomy in the first place may have been very connected to the emotional stuff.

1:01:42🔗 Drew Well, you hear that we can't find somebody to take her uterus out. You can't find somebody to take it out because there's no reason to, and you're forcing this.

1:01:49🔗 Adam Yeah. Randy doesn't seem like he wants to hear about the psychological part of it either. Oh, man. All right.

1:01:59🔗 Drew I deal with stuff like that every day. You do?

1:02:03🔗 Adam With your wife?

1:02:04🔗 Drew No. People, they just don't want to hear reality.

1:02:08🔗 Adam Well, it's amazing how stigmatized things are, which is people would rather go into the surgeon's knife than be told, hey, you got to get a little therapy. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Listen, I was sitting in the therapist's office today, and I was barely molested.

1:02:25🔗 Drew I'm talking about your pelvic pain, too. It helped, didn't it?

1:02:30🔗 Adam No, but I mean-

1:02:30🔗 Drew It didn't help?

1:02:31🔗 Adam People, listen, I swear to God, I've said this a million times, I'm sitting in the therapist's office today because my dad missed a couple of Pop Warner football games when I was 11. Forget about him raping me. If he raped me, that'd be it. I'd never leave the therapist's office. And these people are like, Yeah, I talked to a guy for a few weeks, cleared up a few issues about the uncle.

1:02:50🔗 Guest I know, it's like it's all good now. It's fine, it's fine.

1:02:53🔗 Adam My dad sodomized me from 5 to 13. I made a couple of visits over to the shrink's office.

1:02:59🔗 Guest I got all cleared up.

1:03:01🔗 Caller I don't know what's wrong with my lung.

1:03:02🔗 Guest I don't like sex.

1:03:04🔗 Caller Take out my intestines.

1:03:06🔗 Guest Take out my mind.

1:03:07🔗 Adam Everybody, go back to the shrink. Christina. Christina. Oh boy. Is she asleep? Or maybe she gave the wrong name. Now, chicks don't snore though, Drew. That's why they're no fun. Sometimes people fall asleep and they really do some good snoring on the end. Let's see. Steve? Hi. Hey, you're 26. What's up?

1:03:30🔗 Caller Not much. I got a question for Dr. Drew.

1:03:33🔗 Adam Are you gay?

1:03:33🔗 Caller No.

1:03:34🔗 Adam Okay. You realize everyone thinks you are though, right?

1:03:39🔗 Caller My question is my girlfriend's been wanting to perform oral sex on me.

1:03:44🔗 Drew You're gay.

1:03:46🔗 Adam Yes.

1:03:46🔗 Caller But I carry the antibodies for herpes. I was wondering if she performed oral sex on me, would she get it?

1:03:56🔗 Drew In her mouth? Pardon?

1:03:59🔗 Adam What do you mean you carry the antibodies to herpes?

1:04:02🔗 Caller That's what my doctor told me.

1:04:04🔗 Drew Yeah, I had that test.

1:04:05🔗 Adam What does that mean? You don't like that test?

1:04:07🔗 Drew I don't like it. It's getting better, but I still don't like it.

1:04:09🔗 Adam You mean you need a visual to detect herpes?

1:04:12🔗 Drew Yeah. Do you have a history of herpes?

1:04:14🔗 Caller I've never had an outbreak, but I've been tested positive for it.

1:04:18🔗 Drew Why were you tested?

1:04:19🔗 Caller Because my ex-girlfriend had it.

1:04:22🔗 Drew That's interesting.

1:04:23🔗 Adam Your ex-girlfriend had it, you now carry the antibodies for it, but yet it doesn't manifest itself on your penis?

1:04:30🔗 Caller No.

1:04:31🔗 Adam Right. Interesting.

1:04:32🔗 Drew I would think it would be very unlikely that you would transmit it to her mouth if you were not having symptoms, but I can't tell you it's impossible.

1:04:39🔗 Adam Go ahead, Steve.

1:04:40🔗 Caller That's pretty much a green light though. Dr. Drew just said, go for it.

1:04:43🔗 Guest No.

1:04:45🔗 Adam I'm giving her the beige light. You know what I'm saying?

1:04:47🔗 Drew Yellow light, yellow light.

1:04:49🔗 Adam I mean yellow.

1:04:49🔗 Caller Proceed with caution.

1:04:52🔗 Adam I'm giving her the purple light. All right, Steve?

1:04:54🔗 Caller Okay.

1:04:55🔗 Adam All right. Have fun. All right.

1:04:56🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:04:56🔗 Adam All right. Wow, it's weird. We never got that call, have we?

1:05:00🔗 Drew Not like that.

1:05:01🔗 Adam Sarah or Sorrow or what the hell name is that? What is your name?

1:05:07🔗 Sorrow.

1:05:08🔗 Adam Sorrow?

1:05:09🔗 Yeah.

1:05:10🔗 Adam That's nice.

1:05:10🔗 Drew Is that Caller Who Goes By Sorrow or is that?

1:05:13🔗 Caller No, that's my name.

1:05:14🔗 Drew Wow.

1:05:14🔗 Adam What's your two brother, your brother Pain and his cousin?

1:05:18🔗 Guest Anxiety.

1:05:21🔗 Caller Parents had a real good time.

1:05:23🔗 Caller I'm actually Armenian.

1:05:24🔗 Drew All right, Sorrow, what's going on?

1:05:26🔗 Caller Well, actually, my parents are probably getting a divorce and they're constantly bad mouthing me. I mean, bad mouthing.

1:05:33🔗 Adam Each other?

1:05:34🔗 Caller Each other to me and it's like really starting to affect me. Just about the whole divorce, I don't know how to protect my little sister, to try to shield her from it as much as possible.

1:05:45🔗 Drew Oh, boy. So you're...

1:05:47🔗 Adam How old is she?

1:05:48🔗 Caller She's eight.

1:05:49🔗 Drew You're taking care of everybody, the parents, your sister, everybody but Sorrow.

1:05:54🔗 Adam Right.

1:05:54🔗 Drew Right. You really have to step up a little bit and defend yourself, which is, hey, you're the parents, I'm the child. This is not right to put me in this position.

1:06:02🔗 Caller Yeah, I actually asked you that because you came and spoke at my school because I go to your rival high school. And I asked you about that and you told me to speak up and I've told them numerous times, but I guess my mom's kind of in a fragile position. She's just like me, kind of emotional type and...

1:06:22🔗 Adam Hold on, you go to Drew's rival high school?

1:06:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:26🔗 Drew And I spoke there?

1:06:28🔗 Caller Huh?

1:06:28🔗 Drew And I spoke there?

1:06:29🔗 Well, you spoke at your school and we were there.

1:06:32🔗 Drew Okay.

1:06:33🔗 Caller And you also came to speak to our school about AIDS and drugs and stuff.

1:06:38🔗 Adam I think he was just trying to create a diversion to steal the mascot, weren't you, Drew? Wasn't that part of your diabolical plan at the rival high school? And so you go to a private school then, right? Right. What's the name of your school? What's it called?

1:06:53🔗 Drew Flintridge.

1:06:54🔗 Adam Flintridge?

1:06:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:55🔗 Adam I thought if you had a private school in the Los Angeles area, had to have the word pine in it somewhere. Is that, are you violating some sort of code by not having pine, crest, log wood?

1:07:06🔗 Caller I'm sure we are.

1:07:07🔗 Adam Yeah. All right.

1:07:08🔗 Drew Now, sorry. Listen, there are lots of good therapists out there where you live. How about getting somebody that's there for you who can sort of pull family members in if need be? And really, if your parents will not hear you and they are still, really, this is a form of abuse, frankly, if they are really putting you in harm's way this way.

1:07:27🔗 Adam Yeah. My parents got divorced when I was like seven or eight, but they never did that. I think one time my dad started piping up about how evil my mom was, but I just jumped in, hey, you're preaching to the choir. Come on, I live with the bitch. Are you kidding me? Come on, Pops.

1:07:43🔗 Caller I had that thing where my parents got divorced, but they didn't start unloading until 20 years later or something, or 18 years later. So it was like an atomic bomb. Yeah, it was all right, but it was still a little bit behind the dark green door.

1:07:56🔗 Drew Yeah, it feels right, I'm sure.

1:07:58🔗 Adam Once you get out of the house, it's all right. But I'll tell you, my situation, I really understood why both of them wanted a divorce. I was like, I look at my mom. Yeah, I want an annulment. Are you kidding? I was eight. I thought I'd still back out of this thing. Still time to be adopted. Come on, I'm cute. I still got my baby teeth. No, seriously, I'd look at my mom and go, yeah, I know what you're talking about. Then I'd look at my dad and I go, yeah, I can see what's going on here. I mean, I don't blame either one of you. Frankly, I can't figure out why you two got together. That's where the pain comes in. It's confusion. What the hell brought you two together? Drew, it's too bad your parents didn't get divorced, huh?

1:08:38🔗 Drew No. No, it wouldn't have been.

1:08:40🔗 Adam No, really? They're still together, right? You think your mom knows it?

1:08:45🔗 Drew Knows that they're together?

1:08:45🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:08:46🔗 Drew I think so.

1:08:46🔗 Adam Oh, really? All right, I've talked to her a time or two. I'm not sure if she knows they're together. I had to point your father out to her. Huh? Who is that? Who is that? She called him a slob. I said, you're married to him. She quieted down, put her drink right down. All right. Andrew?

1:09:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:02🔗 Adam You're 20.

1:09:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:04🔗 Adam What's up?

1:09:05🔗 Caller Well, I'm 20 years old and I'm just wondering, I'm having problems getting my penis erect. I'm wondering why that might be.

1:09:17🔗 Adam You on any medication or anything?

1:09:19🔗 Caller No. The only medication that I actually do take is albuterol for asthma. Yeah.

1:09:28🔗 Adam Drew, does that do anything to the peepee? Nope. Have you ever had this problem before?

1:09:35🔗 Caller In the past, yeah. It's just actually been happening more often.

1:09:42🔗 Drew When does it occur?

1:09:44🔗 Caller Whenever me and my girlfriend.

1:09:48🔗 Drew Every time?

1:09:49🔗 Caller Not exactly every time, but it's like most of the time, yeah.

1:09:55🔗 Adam Are you anxious?

1:09:57🔗 Caller No.

1:09:57🔗 Guest Are you boozing a lot?

1:09:59🔗 Caller No. I don't drink and I used to do drugs, but I haven't done drugs in about six months. What drug did you do? I was doing acid.

1:10:08🔗 Drew I was going to say, I occasionally run into this problem when people did a lot of acid.

1:10:12🔗 Caller Really?

1:10:12🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:10:13🔗 Adam Did you do a lot of acid?

1:10:15🔗 Caller Not a lot, but I did it.

1:10:16🔗 Guest Enough to say he was doing it.

1:10:18🔗 Drew Yeah. How many times? More than 30? Yeah.

1:10:26🔗 Guest He's going through his journal right now.

1:10:28🔗 Drew More than 50? Because you get up around 100 and you're in.

1:10:33🔗 Caller No, no.

1:10:33🔗 Caller You're hanging with a white rabbit.

1:10:36🔗 Caller I'd say somewhere around 50.

1:10:38🔗 Drew Yeah. You see, it could be. It could be.

1:10:40🔗 Adam All right. So what should he do?

1:10:41🔗 Drew At the very minimum, it could easily be depression associated with it, because as of 50 times, you will have depressions. That's it, guaranteed. Yeah. Virtually, in my experience anyway. And you want to see a psychiatrist who has experience dealing with drug and alcohol abuse, because there actually are things that can help you out pharmacologically with this.

1:10:59🔗 Adam All right. Let me just say hi to Karen for we got to break. Karen?

1:11:02🔗 Drew Yes.

1:11:03🔗 Adam You're 26?

1:11:04🔗 Drew Yes.

1:11:04🔗 Adam And you're having sex with your cousin?

1:11:07🔗 Caller Actually, it's my second cousin.

1:11:08🔗 Adam All right.

1:11:09🔗 Caller That's all right. I was just wondering.

1:11:11🔗 Caller If we were to have children, what kind of, what if there would be effects on the kids?

1:11:16🔗 Drew It's not the healthiest thing you could do, but it's not necessarily going to result in problems.

1:11:20🔗 Adam I don't think medically or physically there's going to be a problem. Psychologically, you've got two cousins that are humping.

1:11:26🔗 Drew Thanksgiving.

1:11:27🔗 Adam You don't have a couple of geniuses who got together in the first place. If you really break it, you want to break it down that way. You know what I mean? You've got two family members who decided to get it on. So in terms of, forget about nature, let's talk about nurture.

1:11:44🔗 Guest The lines of appropriateness are being danced across.

1:11:48🔗 Drew How much other opportunity must these two have had? None.

1:11:52🔗 Adam You mean in terms of other folks? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I guess the bottom line is, if I was on a desert island with my second cousin, eventually, I'd get around to nailing him. It's Greg. Greg's husky if he lost a couple of pounds, but I guess he would just living off of wild grasshoppers and coconuts and whatnot.

1:12:15🔗 Caller The story line of Blue Lagoon 3?

1:12:17🔗 Guest Yeah, weren't you in that?

1:12:19🔗 Adam I think eventually I'd give it to him or vice versa. But the point is, is you figure if you're living smack dab in the middle of a nice city, you can go ahead and go to school and find yourself a lass over there or a boyfriend over there.

1:12:34🔗 Drew But again, as far as the genetic thing goes, maybe people weren't coming to them.

1:12:39🔗 Adam Let me just-

1:12:39🔗 Drew You know what I'm saying?

1:12:40🔗 Adam All right. Well, listen, we'll get back. Karen, we're not done making fun of you. All right. So hold on though.

1:12:46🔗 Guest Okay.

1:12:47🔗 Adam All right. It's a dubious honor, but it's still an honor. So hang on.

1:12:51🔗 Guest Okay.

1:12:52🔗 Adam All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. The blame game crew is in here. You guys want to talk over the part where I give out the number or you want to just sort of plan your strategy during the break?

1:13:01🔗 Drew I'm going to go to the bathroom and get some water.

1:13:03🔗 Adam All right. I'll give the number out if you want to get involved with being on The Blame Game. Monday through Friday, five o'clock on MTV. We'll be back after this.

1:13:14🔗 Guest Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

1:13:51🔗 Adam Hey, it's Loveline. Drew got himself a nice big sack of chips, so get ready for some good radio. Crunch it up. Kara, Jason, and Chris are all here from the Blame Game Monday through Friday, 5 o'clock on MTV, and 310-752-8142 is the number you could call if you're interested in being a participant on that show. And I'm told that my little brother, Nathan, my Catholic little brother, not biological little brother, is on the phone. I haven't spoke to him, and it must be, oh, I don't know, two years or something. Nathan?

1:14:33🔗 Guest Oh, I'm sure it's longer than that.

1:14:35🔗 Adam Is it?

1:14:36🔗 Guest Oh, yeah.

1:14:36🔗 Adam Don't you owe me money?

1:14:38🔗 Guest Uh, probably.

1:14:40🔗 Adam All right. Now, what's, first off, hi.

1:14:44🔗 Guest How are you, Ben?

1:14:45🔗 Adam Good. How are you doing?

1:14:47🔗 Guest Not too bad.

1:14:47🔗 Adam I was talking about Nate last night with his buddy, Tim, the Russian rapper.

1:14:54🔗 Drew What happened to Tim?

1:14:55🔗 Adam What happened to Tim?

1:14:57🔗 Guest Uh, as far as I know, I'm sure he's probably locked up by now.

1:15:00🔗 Drew In jail. That's what Adam's prediction was.

1:15:02🔗 Adam That's my prediction, but I don't know for sure. And Nathan, you don't know either, do you?

1:15:07🔗 Guest No, I don't know, but the last time I saw him was with a five-foot bong.

1:15:11🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:15:12🔗 Guest Several years ago. Wow.

1:15:14🔗 Adam Kind of a... Oh, yeah.

1:15:15🔗 Drew Where are you now?

1:15:17🔗 Guest Uh, Culver City.

1:15:18🔗 Adam Oh, you're in Culver City? Yeah. Why don't you come by here and say hi? We should score some hoes. That's what he sounded like, wasn't it?

1:15:28🔗 Guest Pretty much. That sounded about like...

1:15:31🔗 Adam Am I exaggerating when I say he was the blackest white Russian you've ever seen in your life?

1:15:37🔗 Guest That's no exaggeration.

1:15:39🔗 Adam We got to get some bitches because they are dope. So, Nate, what are you doing? Something with computers, I hope?

1:15:49🔗 Guest Definitely.

1:15:50🔗 Adam What are you doing with them computers?

1:15:52🔗 Guest I'm doing network support.

1:15:54🔗 Adam Oh, good. You're making money?

1:15:55🔗 Guest Oh, yeah.

1:15:56🔗 Adam Yeah, I told you that education was for Dodos, right? You stuck with the computers. You didn't go to junior college, did you?

1:16:03🔗 Guest Nope.

1:16:03🔗 Adam Yeah, that's right. You stuck with the computers, right?

1:16:06🔗 Guest That's right.

1:16:07🔗 Adam That's right. Just like your big influential brother told you. Remember that time I lent you my phone card and you fell in love with that chick in Kentucky over the Internet and you got my phone shut off? Nate, if I'm lying, I want you to stop me, all right?

1:16:24🔗 Guest Oh, you're not.

1:16:25🔗 Adam When I handed you that phone card because your mom told you you couldn't make any more phone calls from the house because he fell in love with this chick over the Internet who lived in Kentucky when he was 15 years old, I handed him my phone card and I said, Nate, here's a deal. And I was poor and pissed, right, Nate? I handed Nate, Nate ate a Taco Bell every time we went out, right?

1:16:46🔗 Guest Pretty much.

1:16:47🔗 Adam I gave him my phone card and I said, listen, brother, I'm giving you this phone card. Now here's the deal. I get the bill every month for this phone card and I don't have a pot to put in it. As a matter of fact, you are going to pay for any call that's in Kentucky because I don't make calls to Kentucky. You got a little job at the Snack Shack at your high school. Anything on the bill that's in Kentucky, you'll pay for at the end of the month. Now use the phone card as long as you want. Use it responsibly. Call your girlfriend in Kentucky. It wasn't even his girlfriend. He just met her over the internet. Call her every day, but talk to her for four, five, six minutes and then hang up. Or don't call her for a couple days and talk to her for ten, fifteen minutes and hang up. But the point is, if you go nuts, I'll know about it and you won't be able to pay the bill and I'll shut this thing off and you'll never be able to call your girlfriend in Kentucky. I understand. Two weeks later, my phone gets shut off. Shut off! I didn't even get a letter. It's just the phone got shut off. I called them up and I was like, why did you shut my phone? It's like between billing periods. Somebody got ahold of your phone car and went nuts.

1:17:51🔗 Guest We knew you couldn't possibly pay.

1:17:53🔗 Adam Two hundred and like thirty-five bucks worth of Kentucky phone calls Nate made in about eight days, right buddy?

1:18:00🔗 Guest Something like that.

1:18:02🔗 Caller Did you ever meet the girl? Did you meet the girl?

1:18:04🔗 Adam You never met her, did you Nate?

1:18:05🔗 Guest Oh no, I got rid of that.

1:18:07🔗 Adam It was funny though. He got rid of that.

1:18:08🔗 Caller You got her loose.

1:18:10🔗 Adam Someone got rid of someone. We'll figure out who got rid of who later.

1:18:13🔗 Caller He couldn't afford a car.

1:18:14🔗 Adam Nate was great too with the next pitch was road trip to Kentucky was his next idea. It's like we're going to drive your car that barely makes it to my house to Kentucky over the summer. And don't worry, I'll drive half the time even though I don't even have a learner's permit at this point. All right, those were the good days, though, weren't they, Nate?

1:18:34🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:18:34🔗 Adam Now I'm a big star, right?

1:18:36🔗 Guest Yep.

1:18:36🔗 Adam That's right.

1:18:38🔗 Guest That's what families are.

1:18:40🔗 Guest No, thanks, you.

1:18:41🔗 Adam But Nate, seriously, here's your chance to tell everyone how great I am. Go right ahead.

1:18:45🔗 Guest Adam's the best. He always has been. Whatever.

1:18:48🔗 Adam There you go. And this wasn't some celebrity BS I got roped into. I was a Catholic big brother.

1:18:55🔗 Caller They're calling from the other room. I see the guy.

1:18:57🔗 Guest It's your director.

1:18:58🔗 Adam Long before any of this TV or radio nonsense. Of course, I would never do it again.

1:19:03🔗 Caller All right.

1:19:04🔗 Adam Hey, Nathan, are you on your own? You're living alone?

1:19:09🔗 Guest Not alone, but definitely out of the house.

1:19:11🔗 Adam What, you have a roommate?

1:19:13🔗 Guest A girlfriend.

1:19:14🔗 Guest Oh, nice.

1:19:16🔗 Caller From Kentucky?

1:19:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:17🔗 Guest No, not from Kentucky, further.

1:19:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:19🔗 Caller Really?

1:19:20🔗 Adam I have his first pubic hair in my wallet. I don't know if you know that.

1:19:24🔗 Caller Sure, you do.

1:19:25🔗 Drew Girlfriend's from Sri Lanka?

1:19:26🔗 Adam Where is your girlfriend from?

1:19:28🔗 Guest New Hampshire.

1:19:29🔗 Adam Very good. All right. Stay in one of the Kennedys. Great.

1:19:32🔗 Guest Yeah, exactly. Someplace there is no inbreeding. All right.

1:19:35🔗 Adam Hey, Nate, I'm going to put you on hold so I can get your home phone number from you, all right?

1:19:40🔗 Guest All righty.

1:19:41🔗 Adam All right. Why don't you come down to the Man Show? We're taping on Saturday.

1:19:46🔗 Guest All righty.

1:19:46🔗 Adam Pay a little visit to your old big brother. All right. Hold on a second, Nate. All right. All right. There you go. You see what a positive influence I was on the child? Yes. Now, you know what I told him and I'm going to tell everyone this. I don't know why everyone goes nuts with the schooling. Stay in school. Stay in school. I come out, I'm a horrible student. I don't care. Stay in school. But I suck. You're going to college. Just go to junior college and then you can go to college. It's really weird. Nate was a horrible student, but he was good with computers. I told him, listen, you'll be making 50 bucks an hour programming computers or doing a tech support or whatever the hell you're doing. Forget about college. So what? You get a bachelor's degree. What the hell are you going to do? You know what I mean? I mean, I'm not saying education is a bad thing. I'm saying if you're good at one thing and you're not good at the other thing, do the thing you're good at, make your money, and if you want to go to college, take some correspondence cramp over the Internet or something.

1:20:44🔗 Guest So you weren't just trying to get him back for getting your phone shut off?

1:20:47🔗 Adam Yeah, I was trying to ruin his life. Don't go to school. He had a full ride to Stanford on a basketball scholarship, but I talked him right out of that. I got him to sign up at DeVry. Now he's making nine bucks an hour plugging in computers.

1:21:02🔗 Guest The worst thing my little brother ever did to me was to pee on me.

1:21:06🔗 Adam Oh yeah, Nate never did that.

1:21:08🔗 Guest He dragged me out of bed one Sunday morning and I get him back by telling this story as many times as possible and now I'm doing it on national radio. He pulled me out of bed on a Sunday morning, dragged me across the floor. I had no idea what was happening. I was groggy. He tied his belt from his robe around my ankle.

1:21:25🔗 Adam I love this guy.

1:21:26🔗 Guest And then tied the other end to the doorknob. Right as I'm waking up, my leg is in mid air so I have no balance. His pants are down and he's peeing on me before I know it.

1:21:35🔗 Adam I love this guy.

1:21:37🔗 Guest But wait, you forgot the part where you really liked it.

1:21:40🔗 Adam Yeah, that was one part you did kind of leave that out. Wow, this is a little brother too. Yeah. You must have been some kind of puss. I mean a little brother getting worked over by your little brother.

1:21:50🔗 Caller Seriously, Jason.

1:21:51🔗 Caller Is he bigger than you?

1:21:52🔗 Caller No.

1:21:53🔗 Guest Well, now he is. Now he's a little bigger than me. But back then he was definitely smaller than me.

1:21:57🔗 Adam Wow. Wow, that's really wuss material. John.

1:22:02🔗 Caller Is it ended though?

1:22:02🔗 Adam John.

1:22:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:04🔗 Adam You're 15. Wake up now. What do you want?

1:22:07🔗 Caller Well, first of all, I just like to say that you guys are great. I mean, I learned a lot from your show and it helps a lot.

1:22:14🔗 Adam Thanks. What's your question?

1:22:15🔗 Caller Well, my question is that, I've been dating my ex-girlfriend now for about a year and a half. Through that year and a half, we always break up because every time we break up, we start flirting again and we get closer and we'll start over.

1:22:36🔗 Adam All right. I'm bored. What do you want?

1:22:37🔗 Caller Well, anyway, we did it again, and then all of a sudden she still says, oh, we're going to get close again and-

1:22:49🔗 Adam All right. I just don't care.

1:22:52🔗 Guest He says he learned a lot from the show, but he didn't learn to not smoke pot.

1:22:56🔗 Adam Yeah, boy, he smoke a lot of weed. Jesus. All right. He's 15. Him and his girlfriend keep getting together and breaking up. Everyone does this at 15.

1:23:04🔗 Guest When you're 15, it's the gig, right?

1:23:05🔗 Adam Yes. Don't get anyone pregnant. Don't stalk anybody. Don't knife anybody. We'll move on. All right.

1:23:13🔗 Drew Enjoy.

1:23:13🔗 Adam Enjoy. Annie, you're 19. What's up?

1:23:17🔗 Caller Well, I'm having some problems with my boyfriend right now. Yeah. I got a job and he was jobless and we're looking for a place. And he said he wanted to get a job with me. He said it's a really great job. It's a catalog company. And now we're together like all the time. And he's starting to get on my nerves and starting to get on his nerves. And something has to change in order for us to get along and not kill each other and break up.

1:23:44🔗 Adam Do you guys work right next to each other?

1:23:48🔗 Caller Well, it's sort of busy in the early hours. It's hard to find a place to sit because the cubicles are rowed and you know.

1:23:55🔗 Adam And I have no idea what she just said.

1:23:57🔗 Drew The cubicles are in a row?

1:23:58🔗 Guest A row, yeah.

1:23:59🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:24:00🔗 Caller And.

1:24:01🔗 Adam Are you guys in the same cubicle?

1:24:05🔗 Caller We, usually in the early hours, it's, we're separated but towards the end of the day, we're together sitting right next to each other.

1:24:14🔗 Drew Don't get any more of those kind of details from her.

1:24:15🔗 Guest So you're always together is what you're saying. And you live together too.

1:24:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:24:20🔗 Guest Okay.

1:24:20🔗 Drew You want him to find a new job?

1:24:23🔗 Caller Well.

1:24:25🔗 Adam I don't care. I just stopped caring. I stopped caring about actually about 18 months ago. But tonight it's really it's really hit its zenith. I just don't care. People take like 20 minutes to answer the same goddamn question I asked them a half hour ago. And I'm just I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. You guys are you guys in the same cubicle? Well, in the morning hours. Oh, Christ. Oh, I just don't care. Listen, it doesn't any woman who's with a guy. Let me tell you something about women. I know the broads. They love to be with guys. They want to smother the guy if they like the guy, especially if the relationship is new. They want to be with the guy. It's the guy that's usually feeling like he's being encroached on and being smothered. If you're a woman and you can't handle living with someone that you're working with, if it's a new relationship, you're not that into the dude.

1:25:18🔗 Caller Right.

1:25:19🔗 Adam I mean, come on, you're not that into the guy.

1:25:22🔗 Guest She I think there's a lot of stuff going on.

1:25:25🔗 Guest She's, you're right. I mean, I don't know. And also, I gotta say it, 19, why are you living together when you're 19? How the hell? What's going on?

1:25:32🔗 Adam Is she 19?

1:25:32🔗 Guest Is she 19?

1:25:33🔗 Adam Is she?

1:25:35🔗 Guest Look at me, I'm not a nun here, but take some time. Look through the world.

1:25:40🔗 Adam That's right. That's right.

1:25:41🔗 Guest Date it up. Date, date, date.

1:25:43🔗 Guest Kara and I have had a pretty good time working together.

1:25:45🔗 Guest You know, don't even start.

1:25:47🔗 Guest What? You don't like it?

1:25:49🔗 Adam We're gonna take ourselves a nice little break here and we'll be back with more of the show in just about four minutes.

1:25:59🔗 Caller Yo, Loveline will be right back.

1:26:41🔗 Adam It's a loveline. Uh, blame game, everybody. When is that blame game on, Drew? That's right. Monday through Friday, five o'clock. Tell me. You must tape it, Drew, because you're not in front of the TV at that time.

1:26:56🔗 Caller You got TiVo, right?

1:26:58🔗 Adam Let me. I want to get that TiVo. Is that the way to go?

1:27:01🔗 Caller I haven't had it. It doesn't seem like it's worth it.

1:27:04🔗 Adam It is, Drew. I'm going to make some.

1:27:06🔗 Drew Everybody knows it has it, just loves it.

1:27:07🔗 Adam I'm making a big TiVo note.

1:27:08🔗 Caller Because you can stop your TV.

1:27:10🔗 Drew No, you can program, here's the shows I want to watch. It will absorb all that and then sit down and watch.

1:27:15🔗 Adam That's already too much. I need something I can yell at.

1:27:18🔗 Caller I think they have an audio.

1:27:20🔗 Adam I need a guy named Steve-O, who stands by my VCR and does what I tell him to do. Has that been invented yet?

1:27:28🔗 Drew Just played on Stu.

1:27:29🔗 Caller Do you want to leave him in your house when you're not there?

1:27:31🔗 Adam Yeah. That's true, you're right.

1:27:32🔗 Drew He's got guys like that in his house.

1:27:34🔗 Adam Yeah, I do have those guys already, and I'm scared they'll fight. With my current guys, you're right. All right, we'll talk to Ricky, 17 Ricky. Yeah. You broke up with your girlfriend, and her mom started hitting on you?

1:27:51🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

1:27:52🔗 Adam All right. Have you done anything about that?

1:27:56🔗 Caller Well, the thing is, no, she just made passes at me, and I turned her off. But me and my friend aren't getting along right now, and he saw what she was doing and my girlfriend didn't. Now, me and my friend aren't getting along, and I'm worried that he might say something to, you know, tell my ex-girlfriend.

1:28:16🔗 Drew What did he see exactly?

1:28:18🔗 Caller Well, what he saw was her sitting on my lap, saying that she loved me, and that, you know, I wish things would work out between her daughter and I, and that, you know, if things didn't work out, if they didn't work out, that she was there, and stuff like that.

1:28:36🔗 Guest That is twisted.

1:28:38🔗 Adam Yeah. She's not gonna say anything to her.

1:28:40🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm hoping he won't.

1:28:41🔗 Adam Hey, let's see. Even if he does, he didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, you're not in the wrong.

1:28:44🔗 Guest And she's your ex-girlfriend, right? You already broke up.

1:28:47🔗 Adam Yeah, so who cares? You move on, and you just say, oh, listen, we were just screwing around. She jumped on my lap, was making baby talk. You just, that's fine.

1:28:55🔗 Guest She's not gonna buy that about her own mom anyway.

1:28:58🔗 Adam Yeah. Remember the, you know, it's funny, your first impulse, like when your kid is, when you get pissed off at somebody is to tell. Like it's like, you have that tattle instinct, you know, like, you know, like, I mean, I could remember like chasing my sister through the house. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. No, no, no, I'm telling, you know, it's a weird, like a kid instinct and it stays. It keeps going. And somehow you get in it when you become an adult, some somewhere you let that go theoretically and hopefully. But it's a real strong.

1:29:29🔗 Guest That's what I did when my brother peed on me. I wanted to tell right away. And my mom thought it was too hilarious to punish him.

1:29:37🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:29:38🔗 Guest She thought it was hysterical. And it scarred me.

1:29:41🔗 Adam Well, especially the fact that he used his robe tie to hog tie. Yeah. And then hang up off the doorknob and have at you. I mean, I love this.

1:29:50🔗 Guest Were you alive during the process? Did you not struggle at all?

1:29:53🔗 Guest I was sleeping. I was in a dead sleep when he pulled me out.

1:29:56🔗 Adam That was a form of rape. That was not just irritation.

1:29:58🔗 Caller That was like a little deliverance trussing.

1:30:00🔗 Adam He took a little piece of your soul that morning. Shannon? Shannon, you're 21.

1:30:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:07🔗 Adam What's up?

1:30:08🔗 Caller Okay. Well, I've been with my boyfriend for about two years.

1:30:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:30:13🔗 Caller And well, it's kind of weird because like the first six months of our relationship, I'm like extremely sexual and then like after that, I'm like anti-sex, like I push him away.

1:30:25🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:30:25🔗 Caller And I feel guilty about it, but I'm just like not into it anymore.

1:30:29🔗 Drew That's just this relationship.

1:30:31🔗 Caller It's what?

1:30:31🔗 Drew Has this happened in other relationships too?

1:30:33🔗 Caller It happens in every relationship I've ever had.

1:30:35🔗 Adam Okay. Anything happen to you growing up?

1:30:38🔗 Caller Yeah, I knew that was going to be your first question and yes.

1:30:41🔗 Drew What happened?

1:30:44🔗 Caller My dad got a little too friendly with me ever since I can remember.

1:30:48🔗 Drew Well, that is often what happens to people who are molested. They become hyper aroused or completely shut down.

1:30:54🔗 Adam Right. You're becoming both in the same relationship.

1:30:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:30:58🔗 Adam Yeah. So the...

1:31:00🔗 Caller But the other problem is...

1:31:01🔗 Adam What's your dad do with you?

1:31:04🔗 Caller He's just a little too interested in the way I look, the way I act. He's always telling me that I'm pretty and I don't have any contact with him now.

1:31:13🔗 Adam Well did he touch you?

1:31:15🔗 Caller Yeah. In the past.

1:31:17🔗 Adam In the past? Like for a long period of time? Yeah. All right. Well that's a big thing. I don't... Quite frankly, listen, I don't want to scare you, but I really don't know how you can ever be right in front of a man after your dad does that to you.

1:31:32🔗 Caller I know.

1:31:33🔗 Adam And I hope he dies a slow and painful death. Not too slow.

1:31:37🔗 Caller You and me both.

1:31:38🔗 Yeah.

1:31:38🔗 Adam I mean, I'd like it to happen over the course of, let's say, just a couple of days. But you really got to get some therapy, Shannon.

1:31:45🔗 OK.

1:31:45🔗 Caller Well, that's the second problem. When I was young, my dad actually convinced my mom that I had my own mental problems. And the reasons that I was acting out when I was a kid was because I had problems or whatever.

1:31:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:31:59🔗 Caller So I've been to numerous counselors, numerous therapists, because my dad told everyone I was nuts.

1:32:05🔗 Adam Well, yeah.

1:32:05🔗 Caller So now I've built up this wall against anybody who tries to help me.

1:32:09🔗 Adam All right. Well, knock it off.

1:32:10🔗 Caller Oh, easier said than done.

1:32:12🔗 Adam Well, listen, go to the shrink and start paying for it. It helps you sit up straight.

1:32:17🔗 Drew Do you want to change or don't you?

1:32:18🔗 Adam Yes.

1:32:18🔗 Drew Okay.

1:32:19🔗 Adam You go to shrink.

1:32:20🔗 Drew Then go change.

1:32:21🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:32:21🔗 Guest You called the show. You don't have that big of a wall.

1:32:23🔗 Drew Your dad's not sending you this time. You're going on your own.

1:32:25🔗 Caller When your father sent you, though, did you talk about your father abusing you?

1:32:29🔗 Guest No. Well, see, it's different now. I mean, you're totally, you're in control. You're changing your life, you know?

1:32:36🔗 Adam I, we've talked about this many a time. That, to me, there's no more flawed individual than one that approaches a child sexually, their own child. I mean, that, to me, goes against every grain. And I'm not even a decent guy. I'm really not. I worship Satan. Drew, you know that.

1:32:56🔗 Drew You were going to say every grain of decency, but you don't have it.

1:32:58🔗 Adam I don't have that, no. But had I had some grains of decency in me, had my silo been filled with something decent, I would, I would be repulsed by this. I cannot imagine that. You know what I mean? I mean, I understand freaking out and smacking your kid one. I really do. As I listen, I had a dog that was going nuts, you know, and I'd come flying down to that basement one morning. It'd be like, pal, I'd be like, ah, stop that. And I like whack at one. I mean, I understand like a lot of stuff, but coming at your kid sexually is so twisted. I mean, you're so broken. It is so bizarre. And you should be put to death because for two, two reasons. A, you're fundamentally effed up so badly that you could never be fixed. I mean, if you think coming at your own kid sexually is, if that's something that even crosses your mind when you're at your drunkest, you're effed up beyond repair, A, number one. B, number two, you do that to a five-year-old and their life is ruined. It's over. It's over.

1:33:57🔗 Guest Just the repair that needs to be done is just so intense.

1:34:01🔗 Adam Daddy climbs on you and forget it. You're like the goddamn federal building that was blown up. I mean, it's like, it's still there. Half of it's there, but you can't go in and it's just got to be torn down. I mean, it's not usable. They should be put to death. They really should. I don't care what's been done to them. The point is, is they could do it again. It's sick. Shannon, your only hope is a therapy. I know you don't like it. You're probably going to hate the one you go to, but that's just part of the process. Yeah. Emily?

1:34:31🔗 Yeah.

1:34:31🔗 Adam You're 16?

1:34:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:34:33🔗 Adam You're on Loveline.

1:34:34🔗 Caller Hi.

1:34:34🔗 Adam Hey.

1:34:36🔗 Caller A few months ago, my mom put in a transfer to move four hours away because her job is so stressful and because my dad's an alcoholic.

1:34:45🔗 Adam Right.

1:34:46🔗 Caller So I had to get away from him. So he quit drinking. And she's...

1:34:52🔗 Drew What are you doing with your asthma, Emily?

1:34:54🔗 Caller Yeah. Like, stop cold turkey and like...

1:34:58🔗 Drew Seriously, Emily, your asthma, are you getting treatment?

1:35:01🔗 Caller I have asthma.

1:35:03🔗 Drew Sounds like it.

1:35:04🔗 Caller I haven't seen the doctor yet.

1:35:06🔗 Drew You feel wheezy?

1:35:07🔗 Caller Yeah. My God.

1:35:08🔗 Drew I mean, is it each breath...

1:35:10🔗 Adam Well, you know, young people speak in gulps anyway. But it gets some help for your asthma. And your question is?

1:35:18🔗 Caller Yeah. Like, now my dad's starting drinking. And my mom's not going to tell him that she's moving without him.

1:35:25🔗 Adam All right, all right.

1:35:26🔗 Drew Stay out of it, Emily. Go to Allateen.

1:35:28🔗 Adam Allateen. Get some brimetine, miss. Allateen and brimetine are two things you have to focus on. And listen, you're 16, honey. I'm sorry your family's a mess. Hang out with your friends, get involved with school, and stay out of the house.

1:35:40🔗 Drew Go to college.

1:35:41🔗 Adam And don't bang around with older guys and El Caminos.

1:35:44🔗 Guest Unless you're really good at computers, then college isn't necessarily the way to go.

1:35:47🔗 Adam Waste of time. We'll be back.

1:35:55🔗 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:36:30🔗 Adam Speaking of that, someone was trying to get my high school diploma.

1:36:35🔗 Drew Oh, impossible.

1:36:36🔗 Adam They don't have it.

1:36:37🔗 Drew Yeah, it doesn't exist.

1:36:38🔗 Adam It's on microfiche. I think they got to work that out. All right, everyone, Blame Game. Monday through Friday, five o'clock, phone number for that if you're in the LA area and you want to participate in your broken up couple, 310-752-8142. No doubt, tomorrow night, guys, thanks a lot for coming in.

1:36:57🔗 Guest Yeah, thanks a lot.

1:36:59🔗 Adam We'll see you soon. Until next time, I'm Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Yeah, a little yeasty on the peckeroo. Well now.

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