Thursday, March 16, 2000

0:02🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

0:11🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

0:13🔗 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you. Loveline.

0:18🔗 Adam It's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, he is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fact number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.

0:33🔗 Drew Your cold sounds worse today.

0:35🔗 Adam Thank you.

0:36🔗 Drew Is it?

0:37🔗 Adam No, I feel better. I just sound worse. But you're a doctor, so you would know. Where are you? In Minneapolis still? All right. You'll be back on Sunday. Right. Is the computer shut? All righty, Drew. Our guest tonight is Barry W. Blaustein. He is what was a head writer on Saturday Night Live for many years. How many years, Barry?

1:01🔗 Three years.

1:02🔗 Adam Three years. That's not that many. Not that many. But he did write The Nutty Professor I, which I loved by the way. Thank you.

1:11🔗 I should mention my writing partner, David Sheffield, I wrote those with.

1:14🔗 Adam And Barry did the lion's share of the work, though. He told me off the air. And Nutty Professor II, which I guess is on its way.

1:22🔗 Yeah, coming out in July.

1:24🔗 Adam Amongst others, Boomerang and Coming to America, and a whole list of other comedy hits. Although I guess Boomerang was kind of a comedy, right?

1:35🔗 Yeah, some people thought so.

1:38🔗 Adam The movie he's talking about tonight is called Beyond the Mat. That is out March 17th, and it's a documentary on wrestling. We had Mankind on the, Mike Foley on the TV show, when was that, Drew? A couple months back? Oh, yeah. Yeah, fantastic. Says Mike Foley here. God bless our researchers on the show. But I found him to be a gregarious, friendly guy.

2:13🔗 Yeah, he's a very funny guy. He's one of the featured guys in my movie.

2:17🔗 Adam And it is a documentary, though, right?

2:20🔗 It is a documentary, though. People shouldn't be scared off that it's like they're going back to school. It's entertaining, it's very emotionally involved in storylines, and I, you know, I think when you walk out of it, when the lights come up, you're not going to be going, what do you want for dinner?

2:33🔗 Adam Have you done a documentary before?

2:35🔗 No, this is my first one.

2:37🔗 Adam We had, Drew, who do we have on here talking about their documentary? Oh, we had last week some Asian porn goddess who had...

2:46🔗 Oh, Anna Chung?

2:48🔗 Adam Yes.

2:49🔗 It's scary that I know that name, but yeah.

2:51🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm glad. It's scary that I don't, because I interviewed her for two hours three days ago. She'd been on her back through like 252 guys or something, but I was talking all about that documentary.

3:05🔗 Drew She went back to meet her parents, remember?

3:07🔗 Adam Oh, yes, with the camera crew. I'll tell you. That's why I'm going to keep a gun in the kitchen drawer, because if my kid shows up with a camera crew talking about a gangbang record, that's it. The bang part is going to be the gun going off. So, but I was saying to her that I think documentaries are... You have a much higher batting average with documentaries than you do with regular films. I mean, I haven't seen too many documentaries that I wasn't interested in. Oh, yeah. Ultimately. I mean, how many documentaries have you ever seen? I've seen one. But how many? But I saw the thin blue line 15 years ago and I loved every second of it. No, I've seen quite a few documentaries and I can't think of any of them that I didn't like. On the other hand, I can think of 85% of the movies I went and saw I was disappointed in. And this one's about wrestling. So how could you go wrong?

4:01🔗 Caller Well, no, I don't think I did go wrong. You get totally involved with stories of these guys. You see behind the scenes, but more important, you get involved. You see like the real pain in this in wrestling is not in the ring, but outside the ring in dealing with promoters and trying to keep their family lives together.

4:18🔗 Adam And do you follow a lot of these guys through their careers?

4:21🔗 Caller Yeah, well, I follow three people. Terry Funk, who's a 55 year old wrestler who won't give up despite his family begging him. Jake the Snake Roberts, who once was a big star.

4:30🔗 Adam Right.

4:31🔗 Caller And is now down and out. And the end of the movie is on crack, starts taking crack.

4:36🔗 Adam Oh, really? Yeah. Well, Jake the Snake did Jake the Snake. And I know this sounds rather obvious, but he was a guy with the long hair who'd go out there with the snake. Right.

4:45🔗 Caller That's right.

4:46🔗 Adam Throw that snake. And then every every like third or fourth match, the snake would turn on him.

4:52🔗 Drew It would.

4:52🔗 Caller You know, the big thing I found out about he did not travel with the snake. You know, the local promoter has to provide the snake for Jake. Oh, really?

5:01🔗 Drew Yeah.

5:02🔗 Caller That's an insight. Yes.

5:04🔗 Drew There's cross addictions between anabolic steroids and stimulants.

5:08🔗 Caller Yeah. A tremendous deal. A lot of these guys are addicted. A lot of them are addicted to painkillers. And the last person is Mick Foley, who was on or Mike Foley and who was on Loveline. And with and he's known as Mankind or Cactus Jack. And Mick in some ways is the most normal of them. But it deals with him trying to keep his family together, trying to raise two kids and sort of disastrously at the end when he brings his two young children to a match and they watch him getting pummeled to death.

5:42🔗 Adam How old are his kids?

5:43🔗 Caller They were seven and five.

5:44🔗 Adam Yeah, you can't, as seven and five, you could have the Easter Bunny do battle with Santa Claus and the kid would be crying his eyes out.

5:51🔗 Caller It was really, and Mick's very bright and intelligent and he does care about his children very much. He made a bad decision. He made a very bad decision.

5:58🔗 Adam But he got a deal on the ticket, so from that standpoint it was pretty shrewd.

6:03🔗 Drew He was pretty shrewd.

6:04🔗 Caller He did get a half-price ticket. I think that was nice of Vince.

6:08🔗 Adam And so now what about, and maybe this is just my observation, but it seemed like for many, many years no one would let anyone have a peek behind the curtain when it came to wrestling. Not that, sure there are all these rumors going around about this being fake or that being fixed, but it was nothing ever substantiated by the wrestlers themselves. They weren't doing the talk show circuit talking about this kind of stuff. And lately, the last just couple of years, there's been more and more of this talk. It doesn't seem to have hurt the sport, but...

6:41🔗 Caller It's only helped it. It's only helped it. But the surprising thing is, yes, the moves are choreographed. Yes, the outcomes are predetermined. But there's a lot of pain. When they get hit with a steel chair, it's a real steel chair. It's their own blood.

6:56🔗 Adam And what about, though, was there any reluctance to letting you have total access?

7:00🔗 Caller Tremendous, tremendous reluctance. It took five years on and off of begging and pleading. My knees are worn out from begging.

7:06🔗 Adam Is that begging or...? Begging.

7:09🔗 Okay.

7:10🔗 Adam Your mouth is fine?

7:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

7:12🔗 Adam Okay. Yeah, and why ultimately would they let you do something like this? Why would Vince McMahon let you go behind the curtain?

7:19🔗 Caller Well, I caught Vince on an easy day, I think, because what I wanted to do is I told Vince I want to put a human face on wrestling. I wanted people, so people who could care less about wrestling would at least look at it differently and appreciate it.

7:34🔗 Adam Right. And ultimately, like we said, over the last year or so, they've been doing talk shows, writing tell-all books, there's been all this sort of behind-the-scenes stuff. It doesn't seem to have slowed the sport down at all.

7:48🔗 Caller No, not at all. I mean, I think they're kind of disturbed. Some people are disturbed because they do show that there is real pain and sort of questions. Why do we enjoy watching people really brutalize each other?

7:57🔗 Adam Yeah, in a way, it's even more disturbing finding out these guys are hooked on painkillers and this guy's going out there with a ruptured disc and his old lady's getting a divorce after the match.

8:07🔗 Caller Oh, sure.

8:08🔗 Adam I mean, that's real terror.

8:10🔗 Caller I know.

8:10🔗 Adam Victoria?

8:11🔗 Yes.

8:12🔗 Adam You're 15?

8:13🔗 Caller Yes.

8:13🔗 Adam What's up?

8:14🔗 Caller Well, I get real depressed sometimes and I get on myself.

8:19🔗 Adam Drew, why did I pick this call first?

8:21🔗 Drew Yeah, I thought you go to Doug. Oh, I don't know. Well, listen.

8:25🔗 Caller Well, and I think I'm scaring my boyfriend away.

8:30🔗 Adam It's possible. Don't bring your kids to the match. Obviously, you're depressed, right?

8:37🔗 Drew It's real common for people involved with some of the depression to move away, to pull away. They too can get depressed. So they start feeling the sort of...

8:45🔗 Caller But, I mean, what can I do about it?

8:48🔗 Adam Well, you're cutting on yourself, right?

8:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:51🔗 Adam And how long has it been going on?

8:53🔗 Caller Since I was like nine.

8:56🔗 Adam Since you were nine?

8:57🔗 Drew Yeah. Were you sexually abused when you were a kid? Victoria?

9:03🔗 Adam I'm going with yes.

9:05🔗 Drew Victoria?

9:07🔗 Caller Yes.

9:07🔗 Adam Yes, you were, right?

9:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:09🔗 Adam Okay. Well, you didn't say anything.

9:12🔗 Caller Oh.

9:12🔗 Adam We usually take that as a yes, but it's nothing confirmed. What happened? Who did this to you?

9:18🔗 Caller Oh, well, you know how you go perfectly normal and perfectly healthy?

9:22🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:22🔗 Caller Oh, that's me.

9:24🔗 Adam I do. But what's the circumstance? Was it your father?

9:28🔗 Caller No, my mother.

9:30🔗 Adam Your mother sexually abused you?

9:32🔗 Caller No, I was sexually abused by my babysitter when I was seven.

9:38🔗 Adam Why did you say your mother then?

9:40🔗 Caller Because she beat me up. Sorry. She beat me up.

9:43🔗 Adam Your mom beats you up and your babysitter sexually abused you?

9:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:47🔗 Adam And how long has your babysitter do that to you?

9:50🔗 Caller About a year.

9:51🔗 Adam Oh, boy. And how's your mom doing now?

9:57🔗 Caller Um, I don't know.

9:58🔗 Caller She's okay, I guess.

9:59🔗 Adam She's not beaten up on you?

10:00🔗 Drew How long have you been with your boyfriend?

10:03🔗 So, uh, how long have you been with your boyfriend?

10:06🔗 Drew Victoria?

10:07🔗 Caller Victoria.

10:08🔗 Adam How long have you been with your boyfriend?

10:11🔗 Caller Um, three years.

10:13🔗 Drew Three years? How old is he? How old is he?

10:19🔗 Adam Hey, Victoria. Can you hear Drew?

10:22🔗 Caller No.

10:23🔗 Adam You cannot hear Drew?

10:24🔗 Caller No.

10:25🔗 Adam Geez, what a pain in the ass. I can hear Drew in the caller's can. I wish it was the other way around. All right. So what Drew is, uh, asking, he wants to know if you're, um, what your sign is.

10:36🔗 Caller What?

10:38🔗 Adam It's very important. He guessed Pisces. No. No. Okay. Another guess, Drew? No.

10:43🔗 Drew How old is your boyfriend?

10:44🔗 Adam Victoria, Drew wants to know how old your boyfriend is.

10:47🔗 Caller He's fifteen.

10:48🔗 Adam Okay. Thank you for that, Anderson. We're on top of everything, ten minutes into the show. Uh, he's how old?

10:56🔗 Caller Fifteen.

10:57🔗 Adam Fifteen. Are you having sex with him?

10:58🔗 Caller No.

10:59🔗 Adam Good. Why not?

11:01🔗 Caller Um, I'm not ready.

11:03🔗 Adam Good. Good. You'll never be ready. Don't have sex for a long time.

11:07🔗 Drew Are you in treatment for your depression?

11:09🔗 Caller No.

11:09🔗 Adam Okay. You have to get some counseling or something, Victoria.

11:13🔗 Drew Or some medication. Maybe if you actually get your depression treated, your boyfriend will want to stick around.

11:19🔗 Caller I've tried that. I lived in a mental institution for a year.

11:23🔗 Adam How did that go?

11:24🔗 Caller I didn't like it.

11:25🔗 Adam Oh, okay. But you weren't cutting on yourself, right?

11:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:29🔗 Adam Oh, you were?

11:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:30🔗 Adam When you were in the mental institution?

11:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:32🔗 Adam You get your money back. What kind of place is that?

11:36🔗 Drew Still doesn't mean you shouldn't be in treatment for your depression. If the depression is overwhelming your boyfriend, why not get that treated? If that's your motivation, okay, that's fine. But go ahead and try to get some form of treatment.

11:48🔗 Adam All right. I hate to agree with Drew, but he's right. If you're driving your boyfriend away because of what you're doing, then stop doing what's driving him away. And what's driving that is the depression. Drew?

11:59🔗 Drew Yeah, John, 28.

12:01🔗 Adam Oh, hold on. I'm going to start cutting on myself if you're going to sound like this all night.

12:04🔗 Drew Like what?

12:05🔗 Adam Is this it? Is this what he's going to sound like in my head? What's it sound like on the radio? Does it have that faint echo on the radio, too, Anderson? A little bit? What's going on over there, Drew? How do I sound to you? Other than being...

12:18🔗 Drew Is that better? Is that better? Is that better?

12:20🔗 Adam I think so.

12:21🔗 Drew All right.

12:22🔗 Adam Whatever. What is that? What are you doing? Holding your nuts?

12:24🔗 Drew No, I turned my headphones down.

12:26🔗 Adam All right. Hey, don't do that, Drew. Put your headphones on. Get your head in the game. What would you do? Turn them down?

12:33🔗 Drew I turned them down since it troubled you that there was feedback, which is no way I would know about unless you spoke up about it.

12:39🔗 Adam Turn them way down. It was driving me insane. Where are we going?

12:43🔗 Drew John, 28.

12:44🔗 Adam John.

12:45🔗 Caller Jock.

12:46🔗 Adam Jock?

12:47🔗 Barry W. Blaustein I'm looking for the doc. Oh, OK. I got a medical question.

12:51🔗 Adam I swear to God, he's a jock.

12:53🔗 Barry W. Blaustein All right.

12:53🔗 Adam What do you want?

12:54🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Well, I heard that marijuana could cause men to grow breasts. Yep.

12:59🔗 Drew Yep.

13:00🔗 Barry W. Blaustein That is true.

13:01🔗 Oh, yeah.

13:03🔗 Caller Nice rack.

13:04🔗 Drew It's pretty common. It's actually pretty common. It's even more common if you're around the age of 13 to 15. That's when they're really very frequent.

13:11🔗 Adam No, it isn't.

13:12🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Like a localized hypertrophy of adipose tissue or?

13:17🔗 Drew I'm talking about glandular development, nipple development.

13:23🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Is that?

13:25🔗 I assume it's hormonal.

13:27🔗 Drew Yeah, the pod profoundly suppresses testosterone levels, and so you get elevated levels of circulating estrogen relative to the testosterone, and you get breasts.

13:36🔗 Barry W. Blaustein So the adrenal glands start producing more estrogen or just?

13:39🔗 Drew No, it's just the testosterone is just completely shut down.

13:43🔗 Adam Hey, John, what are you doing? Writing a paper?

13:45🔗 Barry W. Blaustein No.

13:46🔗 Adam Do you smoke a lot of weed?

13:48🔗 Barry W. Blaustein I would have to say yes.

13:49🔗 Adam Right. Eat a lot afterwards?

13:51🔗 Barry W. Blaustein No, I don't do the munchies.

13:54🔗 Adam That's really where the breast development comes in. Listen, pod is not going to grow your breasts on a skinny man. I've never seen it myself. And I've hung around guys who smoke a lot of weed. But you smoke a lot of weed, you tend not to exercise so much, you tend to snack more, and then the breasts come in. Hi, John.

14:12🔗 Barry W. Blaustein I wondered if it was related to like steroid use in bodybuilders.

14:15🔗 Drew No, no, no. Oh, you get that too, because that actually is peripheral conversion of excess testosterone to estrogen in adipose tissue. But that's a totally different thing.

14:26🔗 Oh, okay.

14:27🔗 Adam All right. Hey, John, what are you, a doctor?

14:30🔗 No.

14:30🔗 Adam No.

14:30🔗 Caller What are you?

14:32🔗 Adam Stoner.

14:33🔗 Barry W. Blaustein I work with...

14:35🔗 Adam Pot plants?

14:36🔗 Barry W. Blaustein What's that?

14:37🔗 Adam What do you work with?

14:38🔗 My hands.

14:40🔗 Adam Doing what? Masturbating?

14:42🔗 Oh, plenty.

14:43🔗 Caller All right.

14:44🔗 All right.

14:45🔗 Adam Hey, John?

14:46🔗 Yes.

14:47🔗 Adam Talking to you is like playing handball against the drapes.

14:50🔗 I hear you.

14:51🔗 Adam It's very difficult. Stop smoking so much weed, would you?

14:53🔗 I'll try.

14:54🔗 Adam Okay. I can't get on a rhythm tonight, Drew, and I blame the callers for that because as we know, it's never my fault.

15:01🔗 Drew We know that. Let's go to Mark.

15:03🔗 Adam Jesus Christ. Mark?

15:06🔗 Hello.

15:06🔗 Adam You're 17.

15:07🔗 Caller Hey, what's up?

15:08🔗 Adam What's up with you?

15:09🔗 Caller You guys are the best.

15:10🔗 Adam Thank you.

15:11🔗 Caller Hey, I'm calling for Dr. Drew. I just wanted to know, in my right testicle, I guess, is this like little bump or like almost like the size of a BB?

15:21🔗 Adam That's the testicle I write with.

15:24🔗 Caller No, like it's on top of it.

15:25🔗 Adam All right, listen, shut up. Listen, I'm not going to make a joke and have a goddamn call and go, oh, halfway into it. What the hell is going on tonight, Drew? I blame you.

15:37🔗 Caller OK.

15:38🔗 Adam Kristen?

15:39🔗 Caller Yes.

15:39🔗 Adam Mark, you can hang on. Meanwhile, I hope that BB goes cancerous.

15:43🔗 Drew Well, it could be cancer. He needs to he needs to have a doctor.

15:46🔗 Caller All right, all right.

15:47🔗 Adam Hold on, hold on. All right, Mark, what's up with the BB?

15:52🔗 Caller I don't know. It just kind of like moves around. Sorry, I didn't mean to like ruin your-

15:56🔗 Caller No, no. Hey, Mark, do you like wrestling?

16:00🔗 Caller Yeah, actually, I used to be a wrestler.

16:03🔗 Caller That explains it.

16:03🔗 Adam He's 17. How many years did you have?

16:06🔗 Caller I'm a real wrestler.

16:07🔗 Adam Oh, I see. The real fake wrestling.

16:10🔗 Caller Yeah, that boring stuff.

16:13🔗 Adam So, Drew, what should he do?

16:15🔗 Drew You've got to have a doctor exam, because these things can be cancers. And that's good. You've detected, you picked it up, to get a check down, all right?

16:21🔗 Caller Like what else could it be? Is it could only be like, besides, like cancerous or whatever?

16:25🔗 Drew There can be little cysts and there can be clogged tubules and things that can occur. There's various things that can happen that are not cancer. But anything that's hard in there has got to get checked out.

16:34🔗 Caller Right on.

16:34🔗 Adam All right there. Thank you very much. Drew, when something is hard that is inside your test, your scrotum sack, it's not attached to your testes, is it?

16:46🔗 Drew It's like scrotum sack.

16:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:48🔗 Drew Talking like one of the collars now.

16:49🔗 Adam Your scrotum, your ball sack.

16:53🔗 Drew Usually it is.

16:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

16:54🔗 Drew Something hard.

16:55🔗 Adam It's attached to a testy.

16:57🔗 Drew Often inside even. You have to really kind of squeeze the testy to feel these things sometimes.

17:01🔗 Adam Oh boy. What about my technique of holding the flashlight under the testy and turning the light off in the bathroom when I sit on the toilet?

17:09🔗 Drew That'll show you where to squeeze.

17:11🔗 Adam Very good.

17:12🔗 Drew You have something in there? You worried about something?

17:14🔗 Caller No.

17:15🔗 Adam No. I think I saw my soul the other day. But no, I haven't found any cancer yet. How often should guys inspect their scrotal area?

17:26🔗 Drew A couple times a year.

17:27🔗 Adam All right. So I think I'm due. When are you back in town?

17:31🔗 Drew I can't wait.

17:32🔗 Adam Yeah. Sunday. You have to do it too. It's his job.

17:35🔗 Drew Be there.

17:36🔗 Adam Where are we going here, Dr. Chris?

17:38🔗 Drew How about April 20?

17:39🔗 Adam All right. April?

17:43🔗 Caller Hello.

17:43🔗 Adam What's up?

17:45🔗 Caller Well, I have an IUD for birth control and I've had it for about two years now.

17:51🔗 Drew You got an IUD when you're... Wait, wait, wait. You got an IUD when you're 18?

17:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:55🔗 Drew Why?

17:57🔗 Caller Um, I don't want to get pregnant.

17:59🔗 Drew Do you have kids?

18:00🔗 Caller No.

18:01🔗 Drew Oh, God.

18:02🔗 Adam Do we have retarded listeners? Are you some kind of smartass with that I don't want to get pregnant line?

18:07🔗 Caller Well, that's what it's for.

18:10🔗 Adam I know. But when Drew said you had an IUD at 18, he meant why the IUD, not why the birth control.

18:17🔗 Caller Why that particular form?

18:19🔗 Caller I chose it because it was good for up to 10 years and I had done some research on it and the health risks weren't as high as they used to be. And it was something I didn't have to maintain as long as I was in a monogamous relationship. They said it would be really good for me. I was having bad side effects from I had the Depo-Fuvera shot and then I was on the ortho-tricycline and I was on a couple other pill combinations and none of them worked for me.

18:47🔗 Drew But you're aware of the fertility risks with IUD?

18:51🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

18:52🔗 Adam Hey, have they changed that at all? Because I know it was quite popular for a while and then it completely fell out of favor and maybe they were even, I don't know, were they banned or just not used?

19:03🔗 Drew Well some of them, there were some suits, the Dacron Shield and all that stuff. Remember that? Some huge suits took some companies down.

19:10🔗 Adam I think my dad had a Dacron suit. But the point is, the Dacron Shield suit he may have had too, but the point is, are they back now or is April the only one sporting one?

19:21🔗 Drew They are back, but they are almost exclusively used on women who have had babies because they can't affect fertility.

19:26🔗 Adam Alright, so April, you researched that?

19:30🔗 Caller Yeah, I did.

19:31🔗 Adam Okay, so why are you bugging us?

19:33🔗 Caller Well, I had a mishap occurred to me a few months ago and I was raped at a party and I believe I developed herpes and I need to know if that's going to affect it. Because I know my doctor told me like if I get something as mild as a yeast infection I need to go in to my gynecologist and I was wondering if the herpes is going to affect my IUD, if it's going to bring it straight to my uterus, if I need to take it out.

20:01🔗 Drew That's a good question. I don't know that herpes is not an ascending infection typically. The bacterial infections are the ones that do that. So I don't expect there'll be a problem, but definitely you need to go get checked out. As you know, anything going on in there can trigger problems.

20:14🔗 Adam What happened at this party?

20:18🔗 Caller I was drinking and having a good time and I was talking with a guy. I was having problems with my boyfriend. I was talking with a guy and well, we were going to have sex but he didn't have a condom. So I said no and I got up to leave. He just kind of tackled me and I was really weak and-

20:40🔗 Drew Why were you in a situation where you were going to have sex with somebody who wasn't your boyfriend?

20:45🔗 Caller Me and my boyfriend were going through a really bad time.

20:47🔗 Adam They had an argument earlier that afternoon, right?

20:50🔗 Drew Argued about the carpeting?

20:52🔗 Adam Oh, that's what I love. That's the beauty about being a woman. That's why you cannot piss them off, guys, especially the ones with the IUDs in them. They'll just go out to a party like a half hour later and bang some guy. I mean, it's not that guys don't want to do it. But it's just we can't. I mean, I'd go out every night for nine months going, OK, tonight, revenge sex. I'm getting that bitch back. And meanwhile, women rarely do it, thankfully, but they can do it whenever they want. They just go up to... They could go to work the following morning after an argument, find a guy in the mail room and he'd bang her like right in the utility closet if they want to. I wonder what's up with that April, Drew?

21:35🔗 Drew Yeah, I was hoping we'd talk to some more...

21:37🔗 Adam Got a little something going on there. A whole lot. Wait a minute. All right, April?

21:42🔗 Caller Yes?

21:43🔗 Adam Did you press charges against this guy?

21:46🔗 Caller Well, I went to the doctor like two days later. I didn't press charges on him. It was complicated. I was moving across the country and no, I had it taken care of. But no, I didn't press charges on him.

22:02🔗 Drew I didn't want to go through that. April is like, really, they're talking to the Riddler.

22:05🔗 Adam You had it taken care of?

22:07🔗 Caller I had him taken care of.

22:09🔗 Caller What, you had him rubbed out or what?

22:11🔗 Caller Just about.

22:12🔗 Caller Oh, boy.

22:14🔗 Adam What did your boyfriend say?

22:17🔗 Caller My boyfriend understood.

22:19🔗 Adam Okay. All right. Her phone's cramping up. Oh, what a handful. What a pain in the ass she'd be to have for a girlfriend. Imagine that. I mean, imagine it's like I could imagine dating April like the old plate spinners on The Sullivan Show. Just you run down to the very end and as you get to the very end, the first one starts wobbling and you got to sprint back. And the second you just put your hands on your knees and try to catch your breath, it's over. Stuff's crashing everywhere. All right. Dr. Drew's over there in Minneapolis. Barry W. Blaustein is our guest tonight after writing for Saturday Night Live and a lot of good feature films, including The Nutty Professor, one that I particularly enjoyed. He has now written Beyond the Mat, or has made Beyond the Mat, which is a pro wrestling documentary. It will be out March 17th, which is tomorrow, right?

23:19🔗 Drew Tomorrow, yeah.

23:20🔗 Adam And we will also you can find them on Larry King with some wrestlers tomorrow night, but we'd prefer that you just tape that and go watch the movie in the theater. We'll take ourselves a little break. And when we come back, Drew, who are we going to talk to?

23:33🔗 Drew I don't have the screen in front of me.

23:34🔗 Adam Fantabulous. That's great radio. We'll be back after this.

23:39🔗 Caller We're about to get funky, yo.

23:41🔗 Caller This is Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll be right back.

24:02🔗 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

24:23🔗 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Barry W. Blaustein is our guest tonight. He's written many a little bit of a Hollywood heavyweight, at least according to his resume. Written pretty much quite a few of Eddie Murphy's big movies, and has now gone on to, well, I keep wanting to say write, but you don't really...

24:54🔗 Caller No, I'm just directing and producing.

24:56🔗 Adam But there is some writing that goes on in a documentary, obviously.

24:59🔗 Caller Well, you're putting a story together. So, you know, when you get all the food, you put it together, so it makes a story, and there's a little narration, but it's not much writing.

25:07🔗 Adam Beyond the Mat is the name of this documentary. How long is it, Barry?

25:13🔗 Caller 100 minutes, hour 40 minutes.

25:14🔗 Adam And this has all the big names in this?

25:19🔗 Caller Yeah, it has Mick Foley, Mankind, Jake Roberts, Terry Funk, China, Vince McMahon, The Rock.

25:26🔗 Adam And what years is this span over?

25:29🔗 Caller Well, it's like two, three years.

25:32🔗 Adam And Larry King tomorrow night with Mick Foley, Hulk Hogan.

25:35🔗 Caller And Roddy Piper.

25:36🔗 Adam Roddy Piper.

25:37🔗 Caller Right.

25:37🔗 Adam Rowdy Roddy Piper.

25:39🔗 Caller Right. I'm with Larry King.

25:42🔗 Drew Roddy Piper's still around?

25:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

25:44🔗 Adam Well, he got into doing like action movies for a little while.

25:48🔗 Caller Right.

25:48🔗 Adam But it seems like sort of cooled off a little bit lately.

25:51🔗 Caller Yeah. It was a weird combination because only Mick was the only one that was actually in the movie.

25:56🔗 Adam Right. Yeah. What are these other guys doing?

25:58🔗 Caller I had no idea.

26:00🔗 Drew But that's Larry King.

26:02🔗 Adam Why wasn't Hogan in the movie?

26:05🔗 Caller Because he's with WCW and they wouldn't sign my release.

26:09🔗 Adam I see. All right.

26:11🔗 Caller Actually, Hogan told a story which I wasn't going to tell on the air about me approaching him. But he told it on the air on Larry King so I can tell it now. Is that when I approached him, he said I was kind of drunk outside of a bar. He says, I just thought he was a big wrestling fan. I didn't know he was a movie maker. I regret not being in the movie.

26:30🔗 Adam Oh, really?

26:31🔗 Caller Yeah, so he was very honest about it. You know.

26:35🔗 Adam All right, you little hulking maniacs.

26:38🔗 Caller Drink your vitamins and your vodka.

26:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Watch your supplements down with a good-aged Scotch.

26:45🔗 Caller Wow.

26:46🔗 Adam All right, so where the hell were we, Drew? You got one figured out?

26:49🔗 Drew Yeah, let's go to Josh18.

26:52🔗 Adam All right, Josh.

26:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

26:55🔗 Barry W. Blaustein What's up?

26:57🔗 Okay, here's the story. About two weeks ago, I guess, my girlfriend and I had unprotected sex. But I was getting really close to orgasm and then I pulled out, but I didn't have one. I was just wondering how likely it is that she could be pregnant or anything.

27:18🔗 Adam How often do you do this with her?

27:21🔗 Not that often. It's like only the third time.

27:24🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, it's kind of possible because...

27:27🔗 Of course.

27:28🔗 Adam You know, you weren't wearing a condom in a guy's leak. I got to tell you, I'm a little humiliated to mention this, just like maybe Barry, maybe Hulk Hogan didn't want to talk about the Barry story. But I was doing my ritual masturbation before I went to bed last night. I got about 30 seconds into this thing. I mean, I was still basically flaccid and something came out of me, Drew.

27:50🔗 Drew Oh my God.

27:51🔗 Adam Yeah, I was thinking about you. I was like, whoa, what the hell is going on here?

27:55🔗 Caller And wasn't it candle soup or anything?

27:57🔗 Adam I had a little bit of that clam chowder.

27:59🔗 Drew A couple questions. You want medication?

28:02🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Me? Adam?

28:03🔗 Adam Oh, me? No, no.

28:05🔗 Drew You weren't taking any cold pills or anything?

28:06🔗 Adam No. Well, I had a shot of Nyquil before I went to bed.

28:10🔗 Drew There you go.

28:10🔗 Adam I pray to God that was it.

28:12🔗 Drew That's what did it.

28:13🔗 Adam I swear to God, the penis was like a flopping around and something came out.

28:18🔗 Drew I thought you had the will of the ninja.

28:20🔗 Adam I thought I did too. Apparently not. I just took one of the ninja stars right to the nuts.

28:25🔗 Caller You took Nyquil and masturbated one evening?

28:27🔗 Adam Hell, that's a big weekend for you.

28:29🔗 Drew That's a big weekend, boy.

28:32🔗 Adam Yeah, what the hell was that, Drew? It scared the hell out of me. Don't worry, I kept going. I remember thinking to myself, wait a minute, penis, that ain't it.

28:41🔗 Caller Because I barely, I didn't even, I've come for more.

28:43🔗 Caller I didn't even feel that.

28:44🔗 Adam No way. I'm going. I'm going to push right through that. Like they say, when you run a marathon, you get to that 20 mile mark. It's like, hit that wall. You hit the wall, but you got to push through. That's where you separate the men from the boys. So I yelled at my nuts, Moc Chanel, we're going again. And I just kept going. I pushed through the pain, Drew. Thank you. That's the pro wrestling spirit. So hold on, Drew, you think that was Nyquil?

29:10🔗 Drew Yeah, I do.

29:10🔗 Adam Really?

29:10🔗 Caller Why?

29:11🔗 Drew Because it changes the muscular tone down there and things can get released early. No, I'm kidding. And it can change the acutary function.

29:17🔗 Adam Oh my God, they should put a warning label on that thing.

29:21🔗 Drew A giant label?

29:22🔗 Caller Does that work with Dayquil also or just Nyquil?

29:25🔗 Drew What's Dayquil?

29:26🔗 Adam Dayquil.

29:27🔗 Caller It's the day version of Nyquil.

29:28🔗 Drew I don't, any of these cold pills could do that kind of thing.

29:31🔗 Adam Oh my God. Okay. I'm really, because I really almost killed myself.

29:35🔗 Drew That's why you're such a bad move when we started.

29:37🔗 Adam Yeah, I was thinking about that. Okay, so Josh?

29:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:41🔗 Adam You see what happened?

29:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:43🔗 Adam Okay.

29:44🔗 Drew So fluid can come out before you ejaculate and it's highly concentrated in sperm many times, so you gotta get, what you gotta get is the morning after pill for her.

29:52🔗 Yeah, I did this about like two weeks ago.

29:54🔗 Caller That's fine.

29:55🔗 Adam All right. Well, listen.

29:56🔗 Drew You gotta get the pregnancy test.

29:58🔗 Adam She's gotta get tested, all right?

30:00🔗 Drew All right.

30:00🔗 Adam She's probably not pregnant, but get her tested anyway.

30:03🔗 Drew Okay.

30:03🔗 Adam Okay. All right, thanks.

30:05🔗 Caller All right.

30:07🔗 Drew Let's go ahead and Sherry 30.

30:09🔗 Adam All right. Sherry.

30:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:12🔗 Adam What is up to it?

30:14🔗 Caller Okay. I have a question for Drew. When I'm on top of my boyfriend, and I'm guessing this is like a major orgasm, but I leak like a cup of liquid, lots of licks, and he says it's caseless, it's odorless. I have no idea where it comes from.

30:39🔗 Adam Well, it comes from the bowels of hell. That is that female ejaculate, right?

30:46🔗 Drew That's right.

30:47🔗 Adam It could be urine.

30:49🔗 Drew It could be urine, but it sounds like it's not in your case. That's normal.

30:51🔗 Adam I got a theory. Did you take some Nyquil before you got on it?

30:55🔗 Caller No.

30:55🔗 Adam I'm suing that company. Who makes that? Vicks?

30:59🔗 Caller Vicks.

31:00🔗 Caller All right.

31:01🔗 Adam I'm suing them. You went in, Barry? Class action.

31:03🔗 Caller I'm in.

31:04🔗 Caller So that's normal then?

31:06🔗 Adam Well, it is for you.

31:07🔗 Caller It's lucky.

31:08🔗 Caller Yeah. That's what he says. He says he's really lucky because very few women can do this. And I'm like, this is the first time this has ever happened. And I'm like, my God, what have I done?

31:18🔗 Adam There's nothing a guy likes to hear more sexually than, this is the first time I have fill in the blank. Because, you know, here's how it's sort of... Here's how...

31:32🔗 Drew It has to end with a positive comment.

31:34🔗 Adam Well, yeah, yeah, it's not the first time I vomited performing oral sex. It's not a good one. But what I mean is, guys have, I believe, instinctually a little bit of that get there first kind of conqueror thing. You know, you want to get to the North Pole first. You want to climb Everest first and all that. And in the modern day, there's really none of that anymore. Plus, all of us are too old to nail any virgins anymore. So, you figure, most of the women, by the time we get to them at our age, have been passed around like a joint at a Uriah Heap concert. So, we're not really going to conquer anything. But what we do look for is something sexually that they have not experienced before. And if you could make an eyeball shoot out of their socket, or some blood come out of an ear, or liquid come out of the vagina, that's good enough for most guys.

32:24🔗 Caller Is it literally a cup?

32:26🔗 Adam No, it is not. Our callers are stupid. Sherry?

32:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:30🔗 Adam It is not a cup.

32:32🔗 Caller Well, all I know is it's a huge puddle. The bed is soaked.

32:37🔗 Adam Right. Right. But if I took a sip of water and spit it out on the bed, it wouldn't make that... I mean, it would be about that size, right? Couple ounces. Yeah. All right. Hey, Drew, remember when we did this experiment on Love Live TV show?

32:53🔗 Drew Yeah, we did.

32:54🔗 Adam Yeah. We'd have people call in all the time and say, you know, I have an orgasm with my boyfriend, a court, a gallant. You know, the bed is soaked. I mean, it makes it the size of a trash can lid. It's wet on top of the bed. And I'd say and they'd be talking about a cup, two cups of water, big gulp. I took my coffee. I did this on the air. And I think it was a fairly decent illustration. And I won't do it here because it's radio and I don't want to mess things up. But I took my coffee mug that I was drinking on the show. It was filled about a quarter inch from the top. And I just basically took it and I slopped it once. So that instead of being a quarter inch from the top, it was, it dropped a half inch after I slopped it. It made a huge mess. It was all over the place. But really about a half inch went down in the cup. Just to illustrate the point that not that much physically has to come out an ounce or two to really muck things up. All right, Drew, you want to get one more before we go to break?

33:49🔗 Drew Let's go to Valerie.

33:50🔗 Adam All right. Valerie, you're 20. What's up?

33:54🔗 Caller Hi. I've been having this problem with my boss. I worked at this place for two years and for about, started last summer.

34:03🔗 Drew Got the voice.

34:04🔗 Adam Hey, I'm getting ready to gamble here.

34:06🔗 Drew Yeah, me too. Yeah, absolutely.

34:08🔗 Adam Yeah?

34:08🔗 Caller Yeah, anyway.

34:10🔗 Caller Well, my boss and I-

34:11🔗 Adam Yeah, all right. Valerie, Valerie. We're going to gamble on you.

34:15🔗 Drew I'm actually taking money out of my pocket.

34:16🔗 Adam Yeah, my wallet's out in the car. I'm going to go get it.

34:20🔗 Drew All right, here's my buck. It's gone.

34:22🔗 Adam All right, Valerie. Okay, Drew, you don't have to shove it into the microphone. Valerie, can you talk into the phone?

34:31🔗 Caller I am.

34:31🔗 Adam There you go. You're 20 years old. We're going to gamble on you, okay?

34:36🔗 Caller Okay.

34:37🔗 Adam Should we be gambling on you?

34:39🔗 Caller Sure.

34:40🔗 Adam Yes?

34:41🔗 Caller I guess.

34:42🔗 Adam Okay, hold on. Let me explain to our guest, Barry. When we hear that girl voice, that 20-year-old that sounds like she's 12, we always gamble on her past because it always means something. I have no idea what her question is. She married her boss and, oh, her boss is hitting her. Okay, now there's some gambling.

35:02🔗 Caller Hitting on her.

35:03🔗 Adam Oh, hitting on her. I don't care. Still good for gambling. Although there is a marginal difference, you're right. We're going to take a little break and we'll be back with some gambling. All right, Drew? Yeah. All right. After this.

35:35🔗 Caller This is Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

35:53🔗 Adam It's Love Line. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew. Barry W. Blaustein is our guest tonight. He is the filmmaker who did Beyond the Mat, which is out tomorrow night. It is a, or I should just say tomorrow, he'll be on Larry King tomorrow night with Hulk Hogan and Rowdy Roddy Piper and many others. He, this movie's about pro wrestling. It's a documentary. And where's it gonna be at, by the way?

36:21🔗 Caller It's about 247 theaters nationwide. So that's pretty big for a documentary release.

36:26🔗 Adam It is.

36:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:27🔗 Adam And how did you swing that?

36:29🔗 Caller How did I swing it? Well, we had one week run for Academy Award Consideration in LA and it sold out.

36:35🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

36:36🔗 Caller Realized that people might actually want to see this thing.

36:38🔗 Adam So it's, it'll be up in this year's Academy Award.

36:42🔗 Caller No, it was up for the last years. It was, we made, we were the, we were in the 12th finals. We didn't make the final five because I don't think the Academy could actually consider actually voting a movie for wrestling to get an award. But I was nominated for a DGA, Directors Guild of America Award for it. And we've won a couple of film festivals. And it's a quality film, even though it's about wrestling.

37:03🔗 Adam You released it in 99 for a week so that it could be in the 99 year. Which happens from time to time. Last movie. Actually, I remember like The Grifters got released, I think, in 99 for a couple of days or a week or something. And then it came out in wide release a month or so later. Right. Okay, Drew, what's you doing? Trying to get at your own junk or?

37:27🔗 Drew No, I was checking the thermometer in here. It's all of a sudden it's got it freezing.

37:30🔗 Adam What's it like in Minnesota?

37:32🔗 Drew It's like it was about 18 degrees right now. Really?

37:35🔗 Caller Nice.

37:36🔗 Adam Valerie.

37:36🔗 Drew It's nice during the day though. So Valerie, we got a bet.

37:39🔗 Adam I know, I know. I just wanted to check in with her and reset on things. Your married boss is hitting on you and you want to know how to make him stop.

37:47🔗 Caller It's kind of worse than hitting on me.

37:49🔗 Adam Okay. Well, give us an example of one of the things he's done.

37:53🔗 Caller Well, I worked at this place for two years and for the past year and six months, we've been really good friends. He's always been flirty but I'm kind of used to that. I mean, I have old men flirt with me all the time so I just deal with it. But then, like six months ago, he kissed me and I was so in shock, I didn't do anything about it. It didn't happen again for like a month or so or a couple of months. And then he did it again and each time he'll wait a while and then he pushes it more. But the past couple of weeks, he's pushed it really far and I don't know what to say. I don't know how to stop him because I'm afraid I don't want to make things weird between us.

38:33🔗 Caller Well, if things are weird, have you told him to stop?

38:36🔗 Caller I haven't. I don't know.

38:39🔗 Adam Okay. Do you have a boyfriend?

38:41🔗 Caller No.

38:41🔗 Caller Okay.

38:42🔗 Adam And when he kissed you, were you kissing him back? Were you, you know?

38:45🔗 Caller The first time I didn't and I guess kind of, I don't really do anything.

38:50🔗 Caller Okay.

38:51🔗 Adam Hold on. We got to do some, we're going to do some gambling. All right?

38:54🔗 Caller Okay.

38:54🔗 Adam All right. Interesting. Now, there's something going on with the voice. She doesn't sound out of control.

39:02🔗 Drew Right. She's giving the chaos feeling.

39:04🔗 Adam Yes. But on the other hand, she's kind of paralyzed when he makes his advances. Barry, you have a dollar on you?

39:11🔗 Caller Yeah, I have a dollar on me.

39:12🔗 Adam Okay. I'm going to get started, Drew.

39:14🔗 Drew All right.

39:15🔗 Adam I'm going to say that no wholesale abuse here, some issues with men. She did mention that older guys hit on her quite a bit. I'm going to go with dad. Let's see, one couldn't stop a little paralyzed. Dad did a little booze in and a little abuse in on mom.

39:40🔗 Caller Oh, that was mine.

39:42🔗 Adam That was yours?

39:43🔗 Drew Yes.

39:43🔗 Adam Well, too bad sucker, I took it. But nothing, no real over the top stuff. Just a lot of yelling, maybe a little physical abuse. Maybe dad got a little physical with her, but no sexual abuse, but still kind of made her paralyzed and unable to fend for herself.

40:02🔗 Drew Okay.

40:02🔗 Adam All right? That's what I'm going with.

40:04🔗 Caller That's good.

40:04🔗 Adam All right. Drew, you want to go or Barry, do you like to go?

40:07🔗 Drew Well, you took mine, so.

40:08🔗 Caller Okay.

40:08🔗 Adam Well, you rethink your strategy.

40:10🔗 Caller Yeah. I'll not say a father, but I'll say a brother that maybe she kissed. Brother kissed her once. And she's a little uncomfortable. Nothing overtly sexual, but just when they were younger and she's always felt uncomfortable about it.

40:24🔗 Adam Interesting. Completely wrong, but not a bad venture. Really a decent guess. Go ahead, Drew.

40:31🔗 Caller All right. You say brother.

40:33🔗 Adam You don't mean black man. You mean sibling, right?

40:36🔗 Caller It could be also a brother. I would say sibling.

40:39🔗 Adam Okay. And Drew, go ahead.

40:41🔗 Drew Alcoholic dad beat the crap out of, let's say everybody. That makes it different in the years.

40:45🔗 Adam All right.

40:46🔗 Drew And was like sexually inappropriate with her left at nine when she was nine in a big mess.

40:53🔗 Adam All right.

40:54🔗 Drew Big, big, big trauma.

40:55🔗 Adam Very, very good. Valerie.

40:57🔗 Caller No, that's not it at all.

40:59🔗 Adam Oh, son of a bitch.

41:01🔗 Caller No, I've had a fine life. My dad's always been there.

41:05🔗 Caller How about your brother?

41:07🔗 Caller Brother, he's younger than me. He's fine.

41:10🔗 Caller He has never seen you walk into the room?

41:13🔗 Caller No.

41:15🔗 Adam He doesn't know you. He has a sister, in other words.

41:17🔗 Caller But my father, he's been there since birth. And I consider him my real dad, but he's not my biological dad.

41:22🔗 Drew Where's your biological dad?

41:24🔗 Caller I don't know.

41:25🔗 Drew How old were you when he actually left?

41:28🔗 Caller He wasn't even there when I was born. I met him once when I was four.

41:31🔗 Drew And what was that like?

41:33🔗 Caller I don't remember.

41:34🔗 Caller Hey, Valerie, why are you afraid to tell this guy stop?

41:38🔗 Caller I don't want to make things weird between us because we've always been friends.

41:42🔗 Caller But things are weird between you because he's making you feel uncomfortable.

41:45🔗 Caller I know. I just don't know how to stop it without making things even worse.

41:50🔗 Drew Have you ever been raped?

41:51🔗 Caller No.

41:52🔗 Adam Yeah? So you have a stepdad, right?

41:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:56🔗 Adam But you consider him your real dad?

41:58🔗 Caller Yeah, he's just my real dad.

41:59🔗 Adam And he's been good?

42:01🔗 Caller Yeah, he's been there. He was there when I was born. He's on the birth certificate.

42:05🔗 Adam He doesn't drink?

42:06🔗 Caller No.

42:07🔗 Drew Does mom?

42:08🔗 Caller No.

42:08🔗 Drew Why don't you pick this up strongly?

42:10🔗 Caller No.

42:11🔗 Adam Someone drinks.

42:13🔗 Drew Are there any other drugs being used?

42:14🔗 Caller Have you ever been out with Hulk Hogan?

42:17🔗 Caller No. Everything's fine at home.

42:21🔗 Adam Jesus. Our radar's all out of whack.

42:23🔗 Drew You've never had an eating disorder?

42:26🔗 Caller Uh-oh.

42:27🔗 Drew No. Oh.

42:29🔗 Adam Drew may have two bucks waiting for him when he comes in on Sunday. Seriously. What's up with the eating disorder, Valerie?

42:37🔗 Caller I don't have an eating disorder. My mom thinks I'm way obsessive about my weight and what I eat, though.

42:42🔗 Caller Do you think you're happy?

42:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:45🔗 Caller Where?

42:47🔗 Caller What do you mean, where?

42:48🔗 Adam On Earth?

42:50🔗 Caller Anywhere.

42:52🔗 Caller What do you think? Do you think you're chubby? You have big thighs or something? Yeah.

42:57🔗 Drew How much do you weigh?

42:59🔗 Caller I weigh about 130.

43:01🔗 Drew I'll tell you.

43:02🔗 Caller And I'm 5'3. You're overweight.

43:04🔗 Adam Drew, please. You're going to give her a complex.

43:07🔗 Caller I kind of have an ample test.

43:10🔗 Adam Ample bosom. Nice.

43:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:11🔗 Adam That's fine with me. I'll just focus on that. All right. So, Valerie, why isn't your self-esteem? I mean, you grew up. Your father, your biological father was never around, but you had a stepfather. What did he do for a living?

43:27🔗 Caller He owns his own business.

43:28🔗 Adam I see. That explains it. And so, he owns his own business. He never abused you. He didn't drink. He was good to your mother. Your mother didn't drink. Your brother was good. Everything was good.

43:40🔗 Drew Yes.

43:41🔗 Adam Why do you have the self-esteem issues?

43:43🔗 Drew Right.

43:44🔗 Adam Why aren't you able just to stand up or report this guy or be outraged about this?

43:48🔗 Caller I don't want to report him because I don't want to get in trouble or mess up him and his family. He's got a wife and kids.

43:54🔗 Adam But where does that come from? Because he's messing himself up and you should be upset about that.

44:00🔗 Caller You should be victimized by him.

44:03🔗 Caller I don't know why I care so much but I feel like we have this friendship and I don't know.

44:10🔗 Caller It was a true friendship. He wouldn't be taking advantage of you like that.

44:14🔗 Adam So listen, Valerie, what kind of business is this?

44:20🔗 Caller It's a store.

44:21🔗 Adam So she's very specific. Her dad owns his own business and she works at a store. And would it be fair to say you sell stuff at this store?

44:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:33🔗 Adam All right. Arlene Francis is your guest. We're going to flip the cards over.

44:38🔗 Caller All right.

44:38🔗 Adam It's a store where you sell stuff. Yeah. Very tempting. I'd like to go in there and see if I could buy some things. All right. Next time he does this, you just tell him if he does it again, you're going to report it to someone who's higher up than he is.

44:51🔗 Drew Yeah. If there really is nothing going on and he really is a good guy, all you have to do is put down a limit, put down a boundary and say, no, this is not acceptable. We've got to, you must stop this or else. That's it. That doesn't screw up your relationship. That clarifies it.

45:05🔗 Adam Okay. Kristen is 18, was raped two years ago after drinking too much. Now is allergic to alcohol.

45:13🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Yep.

45:15🔗 Caller Since then, I mean, I can't even smell alcohol anymore. I will gag by the smell of it. And I've wondered if there's some type of like psychological relationship between that. Maybe my body's reacting insane, you know, well, this is what happened then, you know.

45:29🔗 Drew It's possible. I mean, there can be these sort of aversive conditioning paradigms where people get these very intense, aversive reactions to a particular stimulus. Well, they usually decay. It doesn't go on forever typically, but that's good.

45:43🔗 Caller Well, I was wondering if it would go away eventually.

45:46🔗 Drew It usually does. Why? Are you alcoholic, do you think?

45:48🔗 Caller Oh, no. I barely ever drink. But I mean, just those couple of times where I might have a drink, I just, I cannot do it.

45:55🔗 Adam Yeah, well, look at it this way. If you were eating a corn dog when you were raped, you wouldn't be able to eat a corn dog again, would you?

46:04🔗 Caller Oh, that's a good way of thinking of it.

46:05🔗 Adam Well, I'm sorry I had to pick a phallic food. But I'm just saying if you're eating some food while you're being raped, a crawler, yeah, like a bear claw. While you're being raped, if someone offered you a bear claw two years later, you probably would decline it, wouldn't you? I'm not saying you're raped with a bear claw. You understand? I'm saying you're eating the bear claw.

46:28🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Yeah.

46:28🔗 Adam I wouldn't mind if someone raped me with a bear claw. If I was stoned, I would really enjoy that. All right. What happened with the rape?

46:36🔗 Barry W. Blaustein What was the deal?

46:37🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

46:38🔗 Adam What happened with the rape?

46:41🔗 Caller I had passed out at a party. I went up to my friend's room. I thought it was a safe place to be, close the door. And I don't actually remember anything that happened. I woke up a couple of times. I remember a couple of different people that did it. But besides that, they were just bragging to my friends. And that's how I found out about exactly what went on that night and everything else, because I was totally gone. I woke up every once in a while, but I couldn't move. I couldn't talk.

47:09🔗 Adam And how is it that you became, I mean, I know you were drunk, but were you that paralyzed?

47:14🔗 Caller Yeah. I mean, I had a lot to drink.

47:17🔗 Adam Wow.

47:18🔗 Drew And you report this?

47:20🔗 Caller I did report it, but they never did anything about it because I didn't have proof. We tried to get them to record it again of them bragging about it, but they kind of got smart about it and figured out what was going on. And then they kind of, you know, they started putting death threats on me, but then I started putting stuff back on them. So they finally just called me up and said, you know, they didn't do anything.

47:45🔗 Caller Do you still associate with these people?

47:47🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

47:48🔗 Caller Do you still associate with these people?

47:49🔗 Adam No, she goes to a different church.

47:50🔗 Caller Oh, no, I definitely don't associate with them.

47:53🔗 Adam But did someone put a wire on or something to try to get these guys to confess?

47:58🔗 Caller No, one of my friends was friends with them.

48:00🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Oh, okay. All right.

48:01🔗 Caller She was trying to get them to confess again, but I guess they caught on and nothing ever happened. And I called because so much stuff went on, like it was in high school and I was in class with one of them and we had a physical fight in class because he got in front of the class, started saying stuff about me and like he threw me on the desk. We had a big fight. Have you thought of moving? I'm sorry?

48:24🔗 Caller Have you thought of moving?

48:25🔗 Caller Well, I'm actually moving in a couple of months, but that was in high school.

48:29🔗 Caller I don't see him anymore.

48:30🔗 Drew There's more to this story, guys.

48:32🔗 Adam I get it. There has to be more. Chris and hang on. Yeah, there's three things I want to do in my life. I want to have my hands registered with some police department. I want to put a wire on for something and I want to be thrown out of the casino for winning too much, for gambling. Those are the three things I want to say I've done in my lifetime. So far nothing, but I'm going to work on that. All right, we're going to take a little break. I want to get back with Chris and just get to the bottom of this because there's got to be more here. All right, we'll be back after this.

49:00🔗 Caller Let's have some more fun.

49:08🔗 Caller Love Line will be right back.

49:25🔗 Caller This is Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, The Buzz. Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, The Buzz. K-Q-B-Z. Get it.

49:42🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Right.

49:45🔗 Adam It's Love Line. We're gonna take ourselves a quick ten-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the program in just ten seconds.

49:51🔗 Caller This is Love Line on Radio Station. We don't care when it shows.

49:59🔗 Caller You're listening to Outrageous Talk Radio, 100.7, The Buzz.

50:03🔗 Caller You're kind of the Cartier of Caca, aren't you?

50:05🔗 Caller KQBZCL.

50:07🔗 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Barry Blaustein is our guest tonight. He was head writer on Saturday Night Live for three years and went on to co-write the Nutty Professor I and II. When's II coming out?

50:24🔗 Caller July, end of July.

50:27🔗 Adam I may be asking the wrong guy. Is that going to be as funny as the first one?

50:31🔗 Caller Actually, it is. I'm shocked. It really is. I've seen a rough cut of it and it's actually very funny.

50:38🔗 Adam I'll tell you, and I hate to admit it, is someone with a sense of humor who likes to think that everything sucks. The first one, especially big time commercial Hollywood Eddie Murphy, big budget stuff, and especially remake stuff. I mean, it had all the trappings of a movie I would just love to hate, but that first Nutty Professor, very funny.

50:57🔗 Caller Oh yeah. In this one, in the first movie, Eddie played all the characters in the film, but they're only in two scenes. Now, they're in every scene in the movie.

51:05🔗 Adam Well, good. It's easy to forget about Eddie Murphy once in a while because he'll do a crappy movie or two and you'll kind of write him off, but then you see Nutty Professor and you go, wow, this guy's talented.

51:18🔗 Caller Yeah, really talented.

51:20🔗 Adam All right. Also, the movie we're talking about tonight, Beyond the Mat, which is out tomorrow during the day and in the evening starting on Friday, is a documentary about the game of pro wrestling. Sounds very interesting and it's in a wide enough release for a documentary that you should be able to find it in a town near you. All right. Where are we going here, Drew?

51:43🔗 Drew We're going back to Kristen.

51:44🔗 Adam That's right. We just want to get to the bottom of this. So, Kristen.

51:48🔗 Caller Yep.

51:49🔗 Adam So, you're at a party. All right. Your original question is you don't like booze anymore because you got really drunk, you passed out. Couple of guys had sex with you, right?

51:58🔗 Caller Yeah, eight.

51:59🔗 Caller Eight?

51:59🔗 Drew Eight guys. Oh, boy.

52:00🔗 Adam Eight guys.

52:01🔗 Caller All right.

52:01🔗 Adam So, let's ask some questions. And as far as the booze question goes, yes, we're assuming you don't like booze anymore because of this and that's fine.

52:09🔗 Caller Correct.

52:10🔗 Caller And I was just wondering...

52:11🔗 Adam It happens and that's good.

52:13🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

52:14🔗 Adam Okay. So, eight guys. And what kind of... What's your background?

52:19🔗 Caller What's my background?

52:20🔗 Adam Yeah. And what kind of family do you come from?

52:23🔗 Caller Parents were divorced at about two or three years old.

52:28🔗 Drew Why?

52:29🔗 Caller Why?

52:29🔗 Caller My dad cheated on my mom.

52:32🔗 Adam And anything happened before this rape? Anything like this ever happened?

52:38🔗 Caller What?

52:38🔗 Caller As far as...

52:39🔗 Drew For you?

52:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Any bad boyfriends?

52:43🔗 Caller No.

52:44🔗 Caller I mean, I didn't get along with many of my boyfriends. Just picked the bad ones, but nothing physically went on or anything.

52:50🔗 Drew You were never sexually abused or raped prior to this?

52:53🔗 Caller Correct.

52:53🔗 Adam And no bad step dads?

52:56🔗 Caller Nope. Mom never remarried.

52:59🔗 Adam Any alcohol, anything like that in the family?

53:02🔗 Caller Nope.

53:03🔗 Adam All right. And what about since then? Boyfriends been all right?

53:08🔗 Caller Yeah. I guess so. I mean, I still never picked the good guys, but I mean, no physical problems, no alcoholic boyfriends or so forth.

53:16🔗 Adam Okay. And what are you doing with your life now?

53:19🔗 Caller I'm in college. I'm actually moving in about a month to California to work out there and go to school out there.

53:26🔗 Adam All right.

53:27🔗 Caller I mean, my life is in the perfect track.

53:29🔗 Caller I know where I'm going.

53:30🔗 Drew Any symptoms from this rape? Any problems?

53:33🔗 Caller No.

53:34🔗 Caller I just don't have. No, I mean, I have a problem because I want to remember what happened that night. I mean, the only reason I know is because they bragged about it until my friend.

53:41🔗 Drew Did you ever go to rape counseling or anything like that?

53:43🔗 Caller No, I didn't.

53:44🔗 Drew Would you consider that?

53:46🔗 Caller Yes, I did.

53:47🔗 Drew All right.

53:48🔗 Adam You decided against it?

53:49🔗 Caller Yep, I just haven't had the time.

53:52🔗 Adam Hey, Drew. What if a guy showed up at one of those rape counseling things?

53:58🔗 Drew Is it you planning to go?

53:59🔗 Adam I just thought, I don't know, what would be weird if I just sat down and just spoke about being raped?

54:05🔗 Drew You're just so disturbed by the flaccid ejaculation that you're looking for any kind of help now.

54:10🔗 Adam I was raped by the Vicks Corporation, makers of Nyquil. Yes.

54:14🔗 Caller Oh, hold on.

54:15🔗 Adam My penis would like to say something. I was abused. My penis is looking for a sponsor.

54:21🔗 Caller All right.

54:22🔗 Adam Yeah, Drew, that really was unnerving. I'm going to have to get back up on the horse tonight, I hope you know. Literally, on the horse. That's how I do it. I have a stuffed horse in my living room I masturbate on. All right. I shouldn't say on. It's more in. But, Drew, do you have a call you like?

54:41🔗 Drew I'm just a little perplexed by Kristen. That just all didn't fit for me.

54:44🔗 Adam No, it didn't. She did kind of allude to not being able to find a good guy and going out with a lot of jerks and parents got divorced. But there still should have been some good abuse in there somewhere.

54:58🔗 Drew Something to make that chaos in her life. But she's handling it, she's having no PTSD, she doesn't remember it. So, okay, we'll talk to Mike 19.

55:06🔗 Adam We're having a little trouble getting at it tonight, Drew. I blame you, by the way. Mike?

55:11🔗 Caller Hey, how are you doing, Adam?

55:12🔗 Adam What's up? You're 19.

55:14🔗 Caller I was just wanting to tell you, I was spotting my friend Jason and we were just joking around and I started rubbing my testicles.

55:23🔗 Drew Wait a minute, it's already, it's already, it's already questioning. He's bringing the names in too early.

55:27🔗 Adam Ah, I see, I see. Yeah, we don't believe you.

55:31🔗 Drew Or if you did it, you're now calling the show to get some sort of yuck out of this.

55:36🔗 Adam What'd you do?

55:38🔗 Caller Okay, well, I was, you know, just goofing around and he was, he was just, you know, he was, you know, bench pressing, so he said, you know, stop. And then I showed him my penis and I just want to, I was just wondering if, you know, if I was gay because, you know, I don't think I am. But, yeah, well, I mean, I'm a big guy like, you know, 62, 240.

56:00🔗 Caller I wouldn't think, you know, you're gay.

56:03🔗 Adam Yeah, they don't have big gay guys. You're too big for a gay. You'll never fit in the gay, the gay outfit. I mean, yeah, nobody ever, the pants, the gay pants, way too tight on you. They're not going to fit. They're meant for very frail Latino guys. No, that's not going to work. You have to lose some weight. You want to get in the gay outfit.

56:22🔗 Caller This isn't funny, but.

56:23🔗 Caller All right.

56:24🔗 Adam Hey, Mike.

56:25🔗 Caller Nobody suspected this.

56:26🔗 Caller Now, we're making fun.

56:27🔗 Adam Oh, wait a minute. Your friend was down doing bench press. And so you pulled your Johnson out?

56:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:34🔗 Adam That's funny.

56:35🔗 Caller That's hilarious.

56:36🔗 Caller Yeah, I thought it was, you know, I was just goofing around, but everybody thinks, you know, I'm gay now.

56:39🔗 Adam No, they don't. Are you kidding me? I've had my friends put their Johnson in my ear when I was talking on the phone and stuff.

56:47🔗 Caller I haven't put it in my mouth. It doesn't mean anything.

56:53🔗 Adam If you swallow, it means something better.

56:55🔗 Drew That's what it means.

56:56🔗 Adam No, I mean, this is normal, healthy behavior. Right, Drew?

57:01🔗 Drew Yes. Narcissistic exhibitionism is something we carefully cultivate in our culture now.

57:06🔗 Adam No, but I really, I could recognize, I would say I have, let's say, nine or ten best buddies from junior high, high school I've known for many years. If you took their penis and put it through a hole in a piece of sheetrock, I could then identify each penis. I would know who was attached to. I like to play that game. You play that music.

57:32🔗 Caller Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba.

57:37🔗 Adam Big clock ticking in the background. I have like a Velcro name thing. I put the Chris and the Ray and the Weasel and Snake and then I all of a sudden get confused and I grab this one and I flop it over to that one. I really do. I know I could pick my friend's penises out. And I suspect they could pick mine out too, Drew, because mine would be the one with the semen dripping from it even when it was flaccid. All right. I went right into that little Nyquil cup that comes on the top of the thing. It's good. Thank you.

58:06🔗 Drew Good job. J16, Jack.

58:09🔗 Adam All right.

58:10🔗 Caller Well, there's J.

58:11🔗 Adam Okay. J? J?

58:15🔗 Caller Hello?

58:16🔗 Adam J, what do you want?

58:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:18🔗 Caller Hey, how's it going?

58:19🔗 Adam Good.

58:19🔗 Caller Dr. Drew, I like your website there.

58:22🔗 Caller Thanks, Jack.

58:24🔗 Caller Well, I met this girl. She's 15 down in, when I was on vacation in Orlando three weeks ago. And she lives in Canada. And we ended up e-mailing back and forth. And I started calling her. We started, I guess you could say a long distance relationship. And, you know, we're enjoying it and we just enjoy talking to each other. But we started getting into, you know, talking about some sex and stuff. And she said she liked the sound of my voice. And she said that she liked it when I called sometimes because she could get like one or two orgasms from just listening to my voice. And, I mean, I believe her, but I didn't, you know, I wasn't sure if she was just fooling around or what, because I didn't think a girl could have an orgasm without physical stimulation.

59:18🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. I just had one.

59:20🔗 Caller Yeah. When you call information, do you get that same response?

59:24🔗 Caller No.

59:25🔗 Drew You're taking that Nyquil, though, Adam.

59:26🔗 Adam Yeah. Really. I'd say Bea Arthur could ring me up. Yeah.

59:32🔗 Caller Oh, mom.

59:33🔗 Adam Grandma.

59:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:35🔗 Adam Well, you know, women can do this. Listen, I would believe her because why not? I mean, mine as well.

59:42🔗 Caller It's not true. Yeah.

59:44🔗 Caller I could use that.

59:46🔗 Adam Did she say?

59:46🔗 Caller She could use it.

59:47🔗 Drew Did she say she was going to use it tonight, too?

59:50🔗 Adam That's right. No, you can't. You know, it's funny about women masturbating or having orgasms. Guys will then masturbate to women masturbating. Well, it was fine.

1:00:00🔗 Caller That's the thing that caught me off guard because she said she'd never masturbated before and and she, you know, that she wasn't interested in doing that, but that she just didn't need to.

1:00:09🔗 Adam Well, but that's different. She'd never met someone like you before.

1:00:12🔗 Drew See how different women are than men, though, Jay? They're just so different.

1:00:17🔗 Caller I know. But I mean, I just, I mean, we both feel the same way by each other.

1:00:21🔗 Drew And for her, when she when she gets those feelings, they become sexual and they're so intense that she can actually have climax.

1:00:28🔗 Caller I mean, but is this is this like a healthy, I mean, is this like, okay, to do this, have a long distance relationship like this?

1:00:34🔗 Adam Well, it's never going to work. It's doom.

1:00:36🔗 Drew I know.

1:00:36🔗 Caller I mean, I'm thinking realistically. I mean, well, she's a thousand miles away.

1:00:40🔗 Adam She's in Canada.

1:00:41🔗 Caller Yeah, she's way out there.

1:00:43🔗 Adam Where are you calling from?

1:00:44🔗 Caller Connecticut. And she's in British Columbia.

1:00:46🔗 Adam Oh boy.

1:00:47🔗 Drew Three thousand miles.

1:00:48🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

1:00:49🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:00:49🔗 Caller I'll never take a few.

1:00:50🔗 Adam You're screwed. And you guys met in Florida?

1:00:52🔗 Caller Yeah. We, we hung out at the same, we were at the same resort and we met and hung out for a couple of days.

1:00:59🔗 Adam Your folks take you to Florida for like a summer vacation or some kind of Christmas vacation or something?

1:01:04🔗 Caller Yeah. We have a February vacation and she was down there on vacation too.

1:01:07🔗 Adam Hold on. I got to make a...

1:01:08🔗 Drew Disney World.

1:01:09🔗 Adam Kick dad nuts for not taking me to Florida. I keep a list of reasons to kick dad in the nuts for. Yeah. Son of a bitch. My dad took me to Van Nuys one winter. It was great. Hey Jay?

1:01:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:23🔗 Adam Good. You know what? You sound pretty sound for one of our callers. Well, you really do.

1:01:28🔗 Caller It makes me feel kind of normal.

1:01:29🔗 Adam Yes. You're exceedingly normal. You're very, you're very mature for a 16 year old. And listen, if you're enjoying it, fine. If it gets frustrating, well, maybe that's the time to call it quits. All right. Why don't we speak to Johnson? You're 18. What's up?

1:01:48🔗 Caller Yeah. I had a question for Dr. Drew. Yeah. Like sometimes me and my friends would be like back at Broadway and we, you know, we, we love that wrestling scene and, you know, we hit each other with, you know, like wood and stuff like that. We try not to hit each other hard, but like sometimes when it hits hard, I don't really feel pain in my head. And I wanted to ask about that. I mean, why, why is that?

1:02:12🔗 Drew I don't understand. You take a piece of wood?

1:02:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:15🔗 Adam Hit it, hit it to your head. You don't feel pain.

1:02:18🔗 Caller Yeah. Sometimes it hits hard, you know?

1:02:20🔗 Caller Yeah. Maybe there's nothing up there. Johnson, these guys in wrestling, when they hit each other with head, you know what they wind up with? Concussions.

1:02:27🔗 Caller Yeah, I know. And yeah, that's what I wanted to ask too. Because sometimes, you know, like, because I've been doing this for a long time, and then like, you know, my dad will be like, you know, go get me this, you know, go get me a beer. I'll go to the fridge and I'll forget what I'm there for, you know, I'll be like.

1:02:43🔗 Drew Oh, there you go.

1:02:43🔗 Caller There it is.

1:02:45🔗 Drew Those are concussion syndromes. And it's interesting, there's some, there's a growing school of thought in neurologic circles that an injury to the brain, like a head injury, a concussion, may be putting people at risk for dementia and Alzheimer's, as though, as though an injury somehow triggers a progressive destruction of brain when you're older. Thank you. And you know, everybody, I'm sure, is aware of the Muhammad Ali type syndrome where you can get progressive multiple injuries that accumulate.

1:03:10🔗 Adam Thank God I have 10 years of football followed by 16, 15 years of boxing. I really, I should be a retard another six months, Drew. I mean, I've got, I got concussions when I played football all the time. Not all the time, but at least, I'd say at least three.

1:03:30🔗 Caller Wow.

1:03:31🔗 Adam You know how it was. You get your head dinged all the, you get your bell rung. They called it all the time, right? Yeah. But Drew, you only played seven and a half man football, so you don't know.

1:03:40🔗 Drew I played at the Little Lord Fauntleroy School. That's right. We weren't allowed to have head injuries.

1:03:46🔗 Adam Drew went to a, well, the helmets were made of pewter. They're actually commissioned by the Franklin Mint. He played, he went to a prep school.

1:03:56🔗 Drew Paul Revere Helmets.

1:03:57🔗 Adam He went to the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for albino hemophiliacs. Is that right, Drew?

1:04:03🔗 Drew That's what you say.

1:04:04🔗 Adam That's right. I went to a real school. I went to North Hollywood High. That's a real learning went on at that school. Oh, yeah. I was whizzing on my friends and wrestling the entire time. I was a ceramics major, Barry. Does that tell you how my education is? Majored in clay, everybody. Drew, you have a call you want?

1:04:28🔗 Drew Yeah, I'll see you next 16.

1:04:29🔗 Adam All right. That's going to take me about 15 minutes to process. I wanted to say to Johnson, just to play it safe, each time you go to the fridge, just grab a beer. You know what I mean? I mean, if you can't remember, if you go to the fridge...

1:04:42🔗 Caller It sounds like your dad always wants a beer.

1:04:44🔗 Adam Just hand your dad a beer. Maybe he wanted it, maybe he didn't. How bad could it go if you just handed him a beer? Nick?

1:04:52🔗 Caller Hello?

1:04:53🔗 Adam Was Nick who we're going to talk to or was it Mike? Nick. Nick. Okay. Nick, you're 16. What's up?

1:04:59🔗 Caller Hi. I'd like to say first off that, Adam, you are godlike.

1:05:04🔗 Adam Thank you. Thank you very much.

1:05:07🔗 Caller Dr. Drew, you, your intelligence is not easily surpassed.

1:05:12🔗 Caller Relax, Nick. What's going on? And Nick, any feelings about me or just a, you, you, you just a schmuck on a radio.

1:05:18🔗 Adam Did you see the Nutty Professor?

1:05:20🔗 Caller I don't know, dude. You did like a documentary on wrestling.

1:05:23🔗 Adam No. The Nutty Professor coming to America. Boomerang.

1:05:29🔗 Caller Oh, you did coming to America? Okay. Mad props, dude. All right. There you go.

1:05:32🔗 Caller Okay.

1:05:33🔗 Caller Mad props. That's good, Barry.

1:05:35🔗 Adam Go ahead.

1:05:35🔗 Caller That was at me.

1:05:36🔗 Adam I'm going to name my kid Barry so he can make a living in the industry, by the way. This is a good, a good industry name. What's up, Nick?

1:05:44🔗 Caller Well, you know, like from about the ages of seven to probably around 11 or 12, I really don't, I really don't remember the exact end of it because he got, you know, kind of taken to prison. My cousin, Chris, would abuse me sexually and physically and like, you know, verbally.

1:06:03🔗 Adam Why were you spending so much time?

1:06:05🔗 Caller Right, right. The thing is that, like, let me break it down for you. He was, I was, I was really small and skinny and he was like six to probably 230 and he got mugged by three guys. And they all came out beaten up worse than him. He was very physically imposed.

1:06:28🔗 Drew We understand why you were under his control, but why were you spending time around him? Why did your parents let that happen?

1:06:33🔗 Adam Didn't you hear a question?

1:06:34🔗 Caller Well, I didn't tell my parents.

1:06:36🔗 Adam Yeah, but no, but listen, I had a cousin named Greg. He lived in Santa Monica. I saw him for Christmas and I saw him for Thanksgiving. And we sat around the table and that was it. I didn't go live with Greg.

1:06:50🔗 Drew They were very concerned what Adam was going to do to Greg.

1:06:53🔗 Adam It's actually Greg's parents.

1:06:55🔗 Caller Well, my mom and his mom are the only two sisters out of six siblings.

1:07:04🔗 Drew I see.

1:07:05🔗 Adam Your mom, I see. That's why. Oh, it's your mom's sister. That's different.

1:07:11🔗 Caller Well, that's his. No, they're just really close.

1:07:14🔗 Adam Okay. I understand. Okay. I don't mean to bust your balls too much, but I just I don't understand why you spent so much time with him, but maybe he lived nearby and your mother was close to her sister. So he did this. How often?

1:07:32🔗 Caller Not like too often, but for quite a while. It was maybe like once every two months.

1:07:40🔗 Caller What did he go to prison for?

1:07:42🔗 Caller He went to prison for the first time for tax evasion. What?

1:07:46🔗 Adam No.

1:07:46🔗 Caller No.

1:07:47🔗 Caller You were waiting here. Parole violation, weren't you?

1:07:50🔗 Adam That's our normal answer, yeah.

1:07:52🔗 Caller Yeah. No. He went first for drugs possession, I think. And then followed by that shortly after for public intoxication.

1:08:04🔗 Adam Really?

1:08:07🔗 Caller Because that was a parole violation, but it was public intoxication.

1:08:10🔗 Adam I see. Okay. All right. So Nick, now what?

1:08:15🔗 Caller And like I got over it well. I mean, you can't really get over something like that, but I dealt with it well. I'm like a stronger person emotionally for it. You know, like the little problems that teenagers have, they don't really matter much to me.

1:08:31🔗 Adam Right.

1:08:32🔗 Caller And so like now my cousin, Jenny, his sister, his younger sister, she's like a little bit less than a year younger than me. It turns out he had been doing the same thing to her.

1:08:43🔗 Adam Oh yeah. Of course. Of course. Yeah. I'm sure somebody did something to him too.

1:08:48🔗 Drew And I'm sure grandpa did something to his mom.

1:08:50🔗 Caller I'm sure that that happened to him, you know? And that's why I can't really, like I can't bring myself to judge him or blame him, you know?

1:08:59🔗 Adam Well, go ahead.

1:08:59🔗 Caller But, yeah, it's all right. He deserves to be blamed.

1:09:02🔗 Drew Are you doing anything to other people?

1:09:04🔗 Caller What?

1:09:05🔗 Drew Are you doing anything to other people?

1:09:06🔗 Caller No. That's the thing. Is that I'm sorry that he didn't have the strength that I do.

1:09:10🔗 Caller Nick, do you? I'm sorry.

1:09:12🔗 Caller Go ahead.

1:09:12🔗 Caller Do you ever blame yourself, Nick?

1:09:13🔗 No.

1:09:16🔗 Adam Well, now he does, Barry. Thanks a lot.

1:09:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:18🔗 Caller Way to go, dude.

1:09:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:09:19🔗 Caller There you go, Barry.

1:09:21🔗 Adam Big Hollywood guy. Come down the hill. It's your fault. I can't feel bad.

1:09:25🔗 Caller Well, no.

1:09:26🔗 Adam All right. So listen, what is the question there?

1:09:29🔗 Caller Well, the question is, I don't know if I should tell the rest of my family, because I've told my sister, but only recently after she found out. And she was very understanding because she's done lots of work with like rape victims and things like that. And she understood that I had worked my way through it and that I'm...

1:09:44🔗 Adam How old is she?

1:09:45🔗 Caller She's 23.

1:09:46🔗 Adam Oh, she's done a lot of work with rape victims.

1:09:48🔗 Drew Yeah, it's suspicious.

1:09:51🔗 Adam And I really wonder what went on. I want to know what your grandpa with the grandpa of these two sisters.

1:09:57🔗 Caller That's right. It wasn't my grand... Well, it wasn't my grandfather. It might have been his on his dad's side, I think.

1:10:04🔗 Adam OK, somebody did something to him or mom or his dad. I want to know.

1:10:11🔗 Caller His dad was in the military. He wasn't home very often, so I highly doubt it was my uncle.

1:10:15🔗 Drew We're suspicious about your mom and her sister. Yes. They put everybody into the risk pool.

1:10:21🔗 Adam And by the way, how do you not know that your son is being molested for seven or eight years? You know what I mean? A very long period of time. I mean, people say this all the time. Well, they left us alone. They went out shopping, so on and so forth. You gotta, I mean, listen, if your dog was being molested, you should be able to come home and tune in to that.

1:10:46🔗 Caller Nick, Nick, why are you afraid to tell your family man?

1:10:48🔗 Adam I got rid of Nick. He's embarrassed. I mean, I'm sure he feels the shame and, you know, as you brought out Barry, he feels it's his fault now. But he should, he should, he should say something, although I'm worried about that family. I worry about the sister who's working with the rape victims. And I wonder what happened to her that led her that direction. And every everything is suspect. I think he should, I think he should get his own life, establish it, move out, go to college, so on and so forth, and then maybe address this in a couple of years.

1:11:21🔗 Drew He's doing pretty well with it, though.

1:11:22🔗 Adam It really sounds like it. Yes, he is. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Jennifer's 20. Boyfriend wants anal sex. Wants to know if it causes any psychological problems. Your parents can be hurt quite emotionally from this act. But I don't know about yourself. We'll get into that.

1:11:41🔗 Drew Other parents, too, are just being a parent.

1:11:43🔗 Adam That's right. It hurts Drew a little bit every time. We'll be back.

1:11:48🔗 Caller Back once again with it.

1:12:07🔗 Caller This is Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, The Buzz.

1:12:23🔗 Adam It's Love Line. I'm Adam Carolla. He is Dr. Drew. Barry Blaustein is our guest tonight. He has made himself a film, Beyond the Mat. This is out starting tomorrow nationwide. It's a documentary, has a lot of the professional wrestlers in it, and it follows these guys with their families, behind the scenes over a course of a number of years, and you get a peek behind the curtain of the professional wrestling scene, not only the stuff that you see on TV, but the good stuff, the better stuff, the human story, the dramas it unfolds behind, under the mat.

1:13:06🔗 Caller Under the mat, under the see me mat.

1:13:08🔗 Adam That's right. I went to a professional wrestling school about a month ago to do a piece on another show that I do, and I can tell you, it's kind of brutal.

1:13:22🔗 Caller Yeah, very brutal.

1:13:23🔗 Adam Yeah, it's rough. I made a better wrestler than I thought. Drew?

1:13:28🔗 Drew Yep.

1:13:28🔗 Adam Ever show you that wrestling piece?

1:13:32🔗 Drew Oh yeah, I saw it.

1:13:32🔗 Adam Yeah, looking pretty good.

1:13:34🔗 Drew I saw Jimmy get hurt.

1:13:36🔗 Adam Yeah. You know the thing that was really funny about that? What? My partner Jimmy, we did a bit on the man show at Comedy Central, 1030 Wednesday nights. And we went to professional wrestling school in San Bernardino and Jimmy's got some game but he doesn't have quite as much athleticism as Maude. And he was dressed as an ostrich sack, we call it, a giant scrotum sack. That was his wrestling character. And mine was the calligrapher because that instills fear in the hearts of men. You think about a guy with a quill who can really do that penmanship, maybe make out a wedding invitation or something like that. Think about tights, feather in the hat. No more. So we're running around and there's one point where we're doing, where they're putting us through all the moves. There's one point, I can't remember what the move is, but these two guys, and they were professional wrestlers, took them both by the arm and just basically flipped them over and dropped them on his back. And it was during the point, now this was out in San Bernardino and it was like 8.15 at night. What we did is we shot some of my stuff because I had to get out of there and come do this god-awful show. And I was like leaving. I was getting my stuff together and I was getting out of there and I was kind of in a hurry. And so I poked my head back in and I was saying, bye to all the guys and thanking them for all the help, the guys who own the wrestling school and the wrestlers, just as Jimmy got flopped onto his back. And Jimmy really got the wind knocked out of him. I mean, you saw that, right, Drew?

1:15:11🔗 Drew It looked like you really got hurt.

1:15:12🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, you could only see it, you know, we only kept the cut for a second, but the camera kept rolling and he was rolling around. I mean, he couldn't move. He couldn't catch his breath. You know, you get the wind knocked out of you. It's scary. He never had the wind knocked down before.

1:15:25🔗 Drew But is that right?

1:15:26🔗 Adam No. He is a pussie, yeah. No, he didn't play football. I guess he played baseball or something. Every kid should have the wind knocked out of them at least once so they can experience the feeling of not being able to breathe for a prolonged period of time. But the thing that was really funny is the next day, we were all watching the outtakes in our office and Jimmy was extremely PO'd at me because here's how it went. Jimmy gets flipped. Jimmy lands on back. Jimmy rolls in pain, like unable to get his breath and rolling around. And then you see me walk into the frame. All right, guys, catch you later. Hey, Jimmy, take it slow. I don't know. I love my Jimmy. I said something like completely innocuous. It was bizarre. It was like, hey, Jimmy, catch you.

1:16:15🔗 Caller And he's like, oh, sorry about that punctured lung.

1:16:19🔗 Adam But it's really funny to see on tape. It's that much more damning is what I want to say. All right, Drew, where are they? Yes.

1:16:28🔗 Caller OK, you're talking to Jennifer.

1:16:30🔗 Adam Oh, do you have Jimmy on the phone? No way. Christ, are you serious? See there? How do we put him there? Okay, hold on a second. Rarely do I sidestep an anal call, but in this case...

1:16:42🔗 Drew When your lover comes on, it's kind of the same thing, isn't it Adam?

1:16:47🔗 Adam That's true, Drew. Very good point. It's the Emmy Award winning Jimmy Kimmel, everybody.

1:16:53🔗 Caller Thanks. Last year, I was nominated this year.

1:16:57🔗 Adam I know, but that's all right. Once you get the Emmy, they can never take it back.

1:17:00🔗 Caller I just want to make one slight correction, because I think Drew will appreciate it, and that's this. In retrospect, we knew the wind was knocked out of me, and that's all that was the matter. But when Adam was leaving, see you guys later, for all he knew, my spine was wrapped around my liver. That's right. I mean, I literally could have gone out there, gone out of that place on the stretcher, and, you know, in a full body cast, and it wouldn't have made a difference.

1:17:32🔗 Adam Oh, come on, Jimmy. I knew you were all right. I had a gut feeling.

1:17:39🔗 Caller Drew, you saw that flip, right?

1:17:41🔗 Drew Oh, look, you see, what you see is you getting, first of all, just from a high height falling straight back onto your back, and then that grimace in your face was just was horrifying.

1:18:01🔗 Caller He starts shaking people's hands.

1:18:05🔗 Adam But I can't remember what I said to you, Jimmy.

1:18:08🔗 Caller He said, I'll catch you tomorrow.

1:18:12🔗 Adam See, here's the thing, what I've learned, Jimmy, I didn't want to panic you.

1:18:15🔗 Caller Yeah, and by the way, the athleticism, we'll see who's got more tomorrow.

1:18:20🔗 Adam Oh, yes, we will, because we're playing softball tomorrow, baby. My team against Jimmy.

1:18:26🔗 Caller And believe me, we'll be the victor.

1:18:29🔗 Adam Oh, no, it's a big winner-take-all type grudge match.

1:18:33🔗 Caller That's right. All right, fellas.

1:18:34🔗 Adam Speaking of wrestling, all right, Jimmy. Well, thank you. We'll see you in the morning.

1:18:39🔗 Caller Great.

1:18:40🔗 Adam A great Emmy Award-winning Jimmy Kimmel who's not nominated this year. How does that work, by the way? He and Ben Stein win the Emmy last season for best game show host and this season not nominated. I smell foul play, Drew, with the Academy. And I know you're as outraged as I am.

1:19:04🔗 Drew They were promoting him last year the way MTV does for us every year.

1:19:08🔗 Adam Oh, that's good. All right, where the hell were we? Jennifer? Yes. You're 20. What's up?

1:19:17🔗 Caller Well, my boyfriend wants to have anal sex with me, and I'm not sure if that's a good idea because I've heard that it can cause dysfunction.

1:19:28🔗 Drew Yeah, it can.

1:19:29🔗 Caller Whether physically, which is which I'm more concerned with.

1:19:33🔗 Drew But it's not it's not like as though one episode is going to do that. If it's if it's something that you take slowly and it doesn't cause you pain, it's something you can do without significant injury, usually it doesn't you don't want to do. You shouldn't do it.

1:19:46🔗 Adam It doesn't scramble your brain, Drew.

1:19:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:19:49🔗 Caller So besides pain, there's no you're right.

1:19:53🔗 Drew It can change the function of the muscle. It can tear things. You get hemorrhoids. Things can happen. But a pain is a good barometer of what whether or not you're going to get in trouble.

1:20:04🔗 Caller Okay.

1:20:04🔗 Adam So it's important not to numb it with coke like I do to my bitches?

1:20:08🔗 Caller No.

1:20:09🔗 Adam I see. So Jennifer.

1:20:12🔗 Caller Yes.

1:20:13🔗 Adam Is your boyfriend, is he sort of hell bent for re-election? I mean, is he not stopping? Is he bothering you?

1:20:22🔗 Caller No. He's really considerate of what I want. But I'm also like wondering if maybe it will cause like a change in the relationship. Maybe if...

1:20:34🔗 Caller Sure. How?

1:20:36🔗 Adam He gets the power. Come on.

1:20:39🔗 Caller Yeah. Cause now I have the power.

1:20:41🔗 Adam Ain't all an A&E. You know what I mean? I mean, who's in charge? You know what I mean? The A&R. That's right. Not the A&E.

1:20:51🔗 Caller We have a pretty well-balanced relationship.

1:20:54🔗 Adam You do now. Wait till he starts working here back there. All of a sudden, he's going to be walking around like Mussolini. Rectolini.

1:21:04🔗 Drew It's something that sounds like you want to do.

1:21:07🔗 Caller It doesn't sound like something I want to do?

1:21:09🔗 Drew No.

1:21:10🔗 Caller Well, I'm just concerned with maybe his opinion of me will change. No. He'll think less of me, maybe.

1:21:18🔗 Drew No.

1:21:19🔗 Caller If you do or you don't.

1:21:20🔗 Caller If I do.

1:21:21🔗 Caller If you do?

1:21:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:23🔗 Adam Now, he won't just as long as he gets to be the first one to plant the flag on your anus, in the name of whatever his country is.

1:21:34🔗 Caller So I won't look like a slut if he...

1:21:36🔗 Caller No, no, no.

1:21:37🔗 Adam Now listen, how big is his penis?

1:21:40🔗 Caller It's big.

1:21:41🔗 Adam Oh, it is?

1:21:42🔗 Caller It's a pretty good size.

1:21:43🔗 Adam That could be trouble. And how big is your a-hole?

1:21:46🔗 Caller I haven't measured. Really? Yeah.

1:21:48🔗 Adam You don't have calipers, sir?

1:21:50🔗 Caller No.

1:21:50🔗 Adam No. Okay. But I think you know if you'd have a small one, right? I'm just kidding. I have no idea how this works. So he has a large penis.

1:22:01🔗 Caller Yes.

1:22:02🔗 Adam That makes me nervous. Maybe you could start with a smaller penis and sort of work your way up incrementally.

1:22:09🔗 Caller I don't think that's a good idea.

1:22:10🔗 Adam Well, you're sure you don't want me to come in there and get the ball rolling?

1:22:14🔗 Caller No. Pretty sure.

1:22:15🔗 Adam Okay. All right. So why don't you give it a little more thought because it seems like you're thinking too much about it.

1:22:23🔗 Caller But on the physical aspect of it, so I shouldn't have any problems if...

1:22:27🔗 Drew That's not what I said.

1:22:29🔗 Caller No.

1:22:29🔗 Adam Here's what Drew is saying.

1:22:31🔗 Caller Okay.

1:22:31🔗 Adam Many, many, many millions of gay Americans participate in this on a nightly basis. And many heterosexual couples do as well. And everyone seems to be fine. But here's how you'll know it's painful. You'll know there's damage is when there's excruciating pain. The body works real good that way. You know what I mean? It's all set up. What I mean is, how do you know you're going to hurt yourself when you're lifting weights or exercising or doing anything in life? Cooking. How do you know when the handle is too hot? It hurts. So if it's very painful, stop it. On the other hand, No sex. Yes, thank you, Drew. If it glides right in and you don't even know it, well then you're probably not doing a lot of damage to yourself. Would you say that's correct, Drew?

1:23:20🔗 Drew Just careful. Yeah, be careful.

1:23:22🔗 Adam Okay. Who do you want to hop on next here, Drew?

1:23:26🔗 Drew I was thinking Todd. He's 23.

1:23:28🔗 Adam All right. Todd?

1:23:30🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Hello.

1:23:31🔗 Adam You're 23. What's up?

1:23:33🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Okay. My question is, my girlfriend gets real angry with me when I say or do anything that she disapproves of. She gets real angry and starts to hit. And I know she learned this at home. Her father and her... Is OJ.

1:23:48🔗 Caller Simpson?

1:23:50🔗 Barry W. Blaustein What's that?

1:23:50🔗 Adam Her dad's OJ. No.

1:23:53🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Yeah.

1:23:53🔗 Adam Yeah. Don't try to make jokes. It confuses our list. Okay.

1:23:57🔗 Caller Sorry about that, Todd.

1:23:58🔗 Adam That's all right.

1:23:59🔗 Barry W. Blaustein That's okay. Anyway, I was wondering... I know she's learned this at home. I mean, he doesn't abuse her, but that's how they kind of hit it. You know, he slapped her a couple of times when he got...

1:24:10🔗 Drew That's abuse.

1:24:12🔗 Adam Well, come on.

1:24:14🔗 Barry W. Blaustein That's abuse.

1:24:15🔗 Adam This is her father, right? Yeah. Why isn't she out of the house? How old is she?

1:24:20🔗 Barry W. Blaustein She's 18. She's still in high school. It's her senior year.

1:24:24🔗 Adam I see. And does he continue to do this?

1:24:27🔗 Barry W. Blaustein No, it only happens every great once in a while when they get real angry, but they say and do a lot of things that they can't take back, you know, the real regretful things to each other.

1:24:38🔗 Adam This is the father. Yeah, correct. What's their nationality?

1:24:43🔗 Barry W. Blaustein They're white.

1:24:44🔗 Adam Okay. Well, you don't know anything else about her? Just white?

1:24:48🔗 Barry W. Blaustein No.

1:24:48🔗 Adam You don't know what... She might be German, she might be Italian, she might be French.

1:24:54🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Yeah, probably a little bit of each.

1:24:56🔗 Caller Todd, in your family, did anybody hit anybody?

1:24:59🔗 Barry W. Blaustein No. No. No abuse at all. Nothing like that.

1:25:03🔗 Drew What makes it okay for you to be in a relationship with somebody who does this sort of thing?

1:25:07🔗 Barry W. Blaustein It doesn't make it okay. But what I'm trying to do is I want to work through this with her. I mean, I love her. I've been with her for about eight months now. And I don't want to just bail on her because I feel like she's in a bad situation. And I want to kind of help her.

1:25:20🔗 Drew What is her bad situation?

1:25:22🔗 Caller Well, that she hits.

1:25:24🔗 Barry W. Blaustein When she gets really upset, she just wants to hit. That's what violence is her answer.

1:25:28🔗 Drew Is she drinking then?

1:25:30🔗 Barry W. Blaustein No, not anymore. Not since we've been dating. But her father does. And her whole family has a past problem with alcohol.

1:25:37🔗 Caller Does she have a past problem with alcohol?

1:25:39🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Yes, she did. She used to drink a lot. And since we've been together, she doesn't drink anymore. All right.

1:25:44🔗 Drew Okay, Todd, you need to go to Hell and On.

1:25:46🔗 Adam And why do you need a project? Hold on, goofball. You're 23. You're dating the girls in high school, you jack-off. I mean, come on. You're 23 years old. You're dating a high schooler who's hitting you, whose family's chaotic. I mean, why are you saving her? Why are you so involved with this?

1:26:06🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Well, it started out, we were just kind of messing around, and then it turned into a serious relationship.

1:26:11🔗 Adam All right. But what's up with your life?

1:26:14🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Nothing, really.

1:26:15🔗 Adam I mean, That's what I thought. Nothing.

1:26:18🔗 Drew You're in college?

1:26:19🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Yeah.

1:26:19🔗 Adam Junior college.

1:26:21🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Yeah.

1:26:21🔗 Caller Actually, I am.

1:26:23🔗 Adam And when are you transferring? Come on. You're 23.

1:26:26🔗 Barry W. Blaustein This is actually next year.

1:26:28🔗 Adam Drew had finished medical school at 23 and was on the lecture circuit.

1:26:33🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Yeah, I got kind of a late start.

1:26:34🔗 Drew All right. But Todd, where did you get this codependency? Where did you learn that you need to fix people, that you go for broken swords?

1:26:42🔗 Barry W. Blaustein I have no idea, actually.

1:26:44🔗 Drew Does your mom drink?

1:26:46🔗 Barry W. Blaustein No.

1:26:46🔗 Drew Dad?

1:26:48🔗 Barry W. Blaustein Nope. Actually, my dad's been gone still, like, too.

1:26:51🔗 Drew He's what?

1:26:52🔗 Adam He's been gone. He's probably drinking somewhere.

1:26:55🔗 Barry W. Blaustein No, he's in prison.

1:26:56🔗 Caller Okay.

1:26:57🔗 Adam Well, don't they have happy hour there now?

1:26:59🔗 Drew What's he in prison for?

1:27:02🔗 Caller Drugs.

1:27:03🔗 Caller Okay.

1:27:03🔗 Drew Okay. So there, there it is. Okay. A parent who's an addict and alcoholic turns you into somebody that becomes a caretaker. But basically what children do when they're growing up and they have a parent who's an alcoholic or drug addict is they learn that they have to kind of control them and contain them. And they become sort of a caretaker to keep them pieced together so that they don't have to deal with the pain and the chaos and the, and the potential abuse that's unleashed by the alcoholic or addict parent. So that's a good codependent. That's, that's the template for that. Now you go find another one of those in your peer world, your, your girlfriend, and you can keep acting this thing out.

1:27:36🔗 Caller Alright.

1:27:36🔗 Drew Go to Alan On. Get up sponsor, work the program.

1:27:39🔗 Caller Alright.

1:27:39🔗 Adam We were gonna take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to, oh man, everyone's raped. Natalie got raped. Natalie, 16, ever since she was raped one year ago, she slept with eight guys. Once it was normal. That sounds pretty good. And then pregnant fool around. Let's see. Alright. We're gonna take a little break. I think we'll, when we come back, we'll speak to Natalie. You can't figure out what's going on ever since the rape. Drew?

1:28:09🔗 Caller Yep.

1:28:10🔗 Adam We'll talk to you in just a minute when we come back.

1:28:35🔗 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

1:28:53🔗 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam, he's Drew.

1:28:56🔗 Caller Barry W.

1:28:56🔗 Adam Blaustein is our guest tonight. He was a head writer on Saturday Night Live for a handful of years, then co-wrote the Nutty Professor I and II, Coming to America, Boomerang, a bunch of other Eddie Murphy movies. And now he's here to plug Beyond the Mat, which is a documentary out tomorrow. This has big name pro wrestlers in it. It's Look, Peek, Behind the Curtain. And lots of interesting stuff in there, some drug addiction, some family stuff.

1:29:25🔗 Caller Sexual abuse.

1:29:26🔗 Adam All right. Is it?

1:29:27🔗 Caller There's tales of sexual abuse.

1:29:29🔗 Adam Is it rated R?

1:29:30🔗 Caller Yeah, rated R.

1:29:31🔗 Adam Nice. And we see any man ass in this film?

1:29:36🔗 Caller Yeah, mostly, but there's usually tights on it.

1:29:39🔗 Adam I see. That's all right. I use my imagination. All right. Oh, something came out of my penis again. Drew, where were you?

1:29:49🔗 Drew Natalie 16.

1:29:50🔗 Adam That's right. Okay. Natalie?

1:29:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:29:54🔗 Adam You're 16.

1:29:55🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:29:56🔗 Adam It's a rape night on Loveline. So you picked the right night. What happened? Who raped you?

1:30:01🔗 Caller About a year ago, this guy, I kind of knew him, but not really. He raped me. And I was really messed up by it for seven or eight months. I didn't do anything. I didn't go anywhere. But once I kind of started going out and hanging out with my friends and stuff again, I just started sleeping with whoever I didn't really care.

1:30:22🔗 Adam How did this rape happen?

1:30:24🔗 Caller I was, I got really, really drunk one night with a bunch of my friends and he was there.

1:30:29🔗 Caller He took me away to a different room. Since I was so drunk, he just had his way with me.

1:30:35🔗 Adam How old was he? Twenty-two when you were what? Fifteen?

1:30:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:40🔗 Adam Oh, great. What a lovely individual. Asshole.

1:30:43🔗 Drew What was he doing there?

1:30:45🔗 Caller What?

1:30:46🔗 Drew Why was he even at that party?

1:30:47🔗 Caller I don't know. It was just a bad situation.

1:30:50🔗 Adam I know. I was talking to Barry off the air, but so far it's just a snake eyes tonight. Please tell me that something happened to set you up for this.

1:31:03🔗 Caller Before I was raped?

1:31:04🔗 Adam Yes, yes. Alcoholic dad, some abuse, something like that?

1:31:09🔗 Caller No, sorry.

1:31:11🔗 Adam I can't believe it. Tonight has been a night where everyone has been raped, but no one was ever raped before, no one was sexually abused, and no one had an alcoholic dad who beat on them. Yet they're at parties getting loaded with 22 year olds at 15 and passing out. What are we missing?

1:31:28🔗 Caller Anybody in prison?

1:31:30🔗 Drew No.

1:31:31🔗 Adam Where's your dad?

1:31:32🔗 Caller I live with my dad.

1:31:34🔗 Drew Where's your mom?

1:31:34🔗 Adam You live in prison with your dad?

1:31:36🔗 Caller No, my dad's not in prison.

1:31:38🔗 Drew Where's your mom?

1:31:39🔗 Caller My mom lives in a nearby town. She lives here every day.

1:31:44🔗 Adam Every day when you drive by the prison?

1:31:46🔗 Caller No, nobody's in prison.

1:31:48🔗 Drew This is a great example of how we have to interpret the stories our callers tell us. When the mom is taken away from the children by the courts, that means something profound.

1:31:56🔗 Adam Well, maybe this didn't happen. Maybe it didn't go down that way.

1:32:00🔗 Caller No, my mom has legal custody of us, but she let us come live with our dad about four years ago.

1:32:07🔗 Caller Why is that?

1:32:08🔗 Caller Because my mom didn't have the money or resources to support us.

1:32:12🔗 Adam Yes, but doesn't she just get the money from dad?

1:32:15🔗 Caller Well, yeah, but it wasn't.

1:32:16🔗 Caller She thought my dad could give us a better life than she could.

1:32:19🔗 Adam Yeah, but that's big problems. I mean, think about mom. Think about a mother who gives the kids to live with dad.

1:32:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:27🔗 Adam I mean, isn't your mom a little screwed up?

1:32:30🔗 Caller Oh, no, not really.

1:32:32🔗 Caller Has she ever been involved in abusive relationships?

1:32:35🔗 Caller Um, I don't really know.

1:32:37🔗 Caller Does she have a lot of boyfriends?

1:32:39🔗 Caller She kind of dated around a lot, not as much as my dad has.

1:32:45🔗 Adam And really, mom's not alcoholic or, you know, drugs, whatever.

1:32:51🔗 Caller Any of your mom's boyfriends ever hit on you?

1:32:53🔗 Caller No.

1:32:56🔗 Drew Nobody ever struck you with their hand or anything?

1:32:58🔗 Caller No.

1:33:00🔗 Adam All right. Well, nothing good. Although, although I know something big time is up with mom.

1:33:06🔗 Drew You can feel it. You can feel it from Natalie too.

1:33:08🔗 Adam I can feel it out of Natalie, but there's no sane mother who gives her kids away that way. I mean, I know she gave it to biological dad to raise, but still that's biological dad who she's already Natalie's described as a guy who's dating like a maniac. Well, she didn't say maniac.

1:33:26🔗 Caller Yeah, he's right.

1:33:27🔗 Adam Oh, he is?

1:33:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:29🔗 Adam Yeah. Does he wear a lot of medallions and stuff?

1:33:31🔗 Caller Well, no, he's had a long string of really, really messed up girlfriends and marriages and things.

1:33:39🔗 Caller Was he discreet when he would be having sex with his girlfriends or was it fairly open?

1:33:42🔗 Caller Oh, not at all. Never.

1:33:44🔗 Adam Okay. Yeah. So I mean, your dad's no saint, is he?

1:33:48🔗 Caller No.

1:33:48🔗 Adam I mean, dad's not a great guy and your mom yet dropped you off over there.

1:33:53🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, my dad was married when she sent us to live with him, so she thought it was stable.

1:33:57🔗 Adam Okay. But the reason they broke up is probably he was screwing around on your mom, right?

1:34:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:34:03🔗 Adam All right. So anyway, not great role models. But the point is, is you're now kind of spinning out of control. So why don't you stop? You know what you're doing, right?

1:34:12🔗 Caller Well, yeah, I know what I'm doing and I can see and I can think about it and I know what's wrong. But once I get out, hanging out with my friends again and I meet some guy and it just, I don't stop. I just do it.

1:34:24🔗 Adam All right.

1:34:24🔗 Drew Well, stop. You're trying to manage feelings that are overwhelming and dangerous and you're reenacting a traumatizing experience, perhaps to try to master it. But what you need to do is maybe get in some rape counseling and get together with some other young ladies who've been through similar kinds of awful traumatic experiences. Dig through this a little bit.

1:34:43🔗 Adam All right. Christine, yes, you have to get in counseling because you're raped. Christine, you're 24. You're really into S&M. You don't remember your childhood.

1:34:53🔗 Drew No. All right.

1:34:54🔗 Adam Someone beat you.

1:34:55🔗 Drew There you go.

1:34:55🔗 Adam And there you go. That's it.

1:34:58🔗 Caller Okay. My main question was, is it something if I pursue it, is it bad for me or should I stop it and get into counseling, try to get over it?

1:35:07🔗 Drew Get into counseling. Our culture would lead you to believe that this is you sort of exploring your sexuality, expressing something positive. When in fact, it's a way of fetishizing your sexual experience in order to tolerate it, and that thereby distances you from the emotional experience of connection that sex is supposed to be about.

1:35:24🔗 Caller All right.

1:35:24🔗 Drew So yeah, get into counseling.

1:35:25🔗 Caller I said the same thing to my mother.

1:35:27🔗 Adam And me as well. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back after this.

1:35:34🔗 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

1:35:37🔗 Adam Well, it's worth hearing.

1:35:52🔗 Caller Loveline was brought to you by Taco Bell.

1:35:56🔗 Adam Well, there it is. Another successful week put to bed. Drew, we'll see you in studio Monday night.

1:36:03🔗 Drew Sunday night.

1:36:04🔗 Adam I'm sorry, I meant Sunday night. Oh, Christ, I'm tired.

1:36:07🔗 Drew You be careful when you go home tonight. Something might fly out of your penis.

1:36:10🔗 Adam Well, you know, if I turn the car too sharp, something's liable to come out of there just through a centrifugal force.

1:36:16🔗 Drew Pull.

1:36:17🔗 Adam I'm going to have another shot of Nyquil and get back on the horse tonight. I absolutely mean it. Barry Blausein, thank you very much for coming in. Beyond the Mat, everyone, tomorrow. Released nationwide in a theater near you. You can also catch Barry and the rest of the wrestlers, such as Hulk Hogan and Rowdy Roddy Piper, idol to millions, including Cousin Sal. Tomorrow night on Larry King. And I want to thank Anderson for doing a great job all goddamn week. And of course, the beautiful, lovable, squeezeable Danielle for doing a great job on the phones with the coffee. And until next time, I'm Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. There's some raping going on here.

1:36:55🔗 Caller Well, now, this has been Loveline.

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