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KQBZ Seattle.
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It's turning our cities into battle zones. This stuff is poison.
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This is Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.
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Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew. I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you. Loveline.
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Adam
It is the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician, addiction management. Tonight our guest is Filter. We're just combing over the caverns of our mind trying to figure out when Filter was in here last. I know it was in support of the Platinum Short Bus CD. I remember that and therefore it must have been about four years ago. Gino and Steven are both here. What's up?
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Adam
And it's four years since Short Bus, right? So this is Title of Record, which is the latest Filter CD. That's... there hasn't been one in between.
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Filter
I'm sure plenty of that. We toured for two years on Short Bus. So that was, what, eight up two years. And then we built a studio in Chicago.
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Drew
My favorite thing about the fact that they haven't been here in four years is that both you and I thought it had been four months.
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Adam
But I had no idea. Well, the worst case scenario is that you say to a guest who was here four months ago, hey, didn't we see about four years ago? So I think we like the air on the side of this. Yeah, I mean, it's like you guess a woman's weight, go light, you know, don't go heavy. Or when someone says, hey, guess how much I got this sweater for? You don't want to go, you don't want to burst their bubble and go $3. Yeah, you go high, you make them feel good. That's what we do here on Loveline.
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Adam
I have a, before the extensive filter interview begins, which will consist of, where'd you guys get your name? Okay, let's go to some calls. I got to give out something I haven't done, but I got to plug this away. We're having a man show trampoline cattle call.
2:35🔗
Adam
We're getting girls, no, we got plenty of juggies. We need girls to jump on the trampolines.
2:42🔗
Adam
No, we're taking the trampolines to the streets. And we'll be at, Jesus, what's become of my life? Saturday, we're going to be out in Long Beach with the trampoline and the camera crew. And we're going to get you on that trampoline, not you, Drew, but you, the foxy female listener. And you're going to hop them down and we're going to make a star out of you. That's how Marilyn Monroe broke into the business. I don't know if you know that. She was a trampoline girl. So, write this number down. 323-769-5538. 323-769-5538. I'll give that number out later because we got to get the chickadees out there. Now, Filter, what did you get in the name? We will, well, let's see. I think I'll give some, Filter, does everyone live in Chicago? Is everyone from Chicago?
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Filter
No, actually Rich and Frank are from Cleveland originally. But they're honorary Chicagoans now. They've lived there for five years and that's right. They've eaten enough at Gene and Georgette's to qualify for Chicago citizenship.
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Adam
It's like restaurants and seasons and you know, mass transit. I mean, imagine being able, hey, here's a fantasy for all you LA people. Imagine on a Saturday night going downtown, tilting a few beers and then taking some form of public transportation home. Do you know what I mean?
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Adam
No, it's never happened. I mean, you get rolled, you get arrested, you get everything but home. Impossible. I'll give some of the dates and locations that the filter is going to land and we'll also hear something off of their new CD. But first, we'll go to the phones. Zach?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Dr. Drew and Adam.
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Caller
I was wondering, my question for Dr. Drew. I had a party last weekend and my girlfriend was giving me head and I happened to ejaculate in her eye and I have genital herpes. I was wondering if it would be possible for her to get herpes of the eye.
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Drew
Ooh, that's very interesting. You actually can and it can be, and it is devastating when it happens, but you'd have to be having an outbreak.
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Adam
Zach's great, he's 15. He sounds like a merchant Marine. Yeah. Yeah, I was banging this Korean bitch when we were on our leave.
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Adam
Anyway, the horse started complaining because I got a little something in her eye, so I grabbed my gunny sack and I made for the ship. It's considered international waters when you get on the ship. Anyway, I traded a carton of cigarettes for this other bitch and Zach, you're 15. Yeah. Man, I'm 35. I've managed to dodge the genital herpes bullet. How is it that you picked it up by the tender age of 15?
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Drew
Go ahead and give me the question. Zach, how is it by the tender age of 15 you've contracted that herpes bullet?
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Drew
If you had an outbreak, there's a lot of ironshine when that happens. The eye is a particularly easy place to get it. It is bad news when it gets there. It's chronic and has all kinds of problems.
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It's worse than pepper spray.
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Drew
Well, it doesn't hurt immediately, but it will be worse than pepper spray when it breaks out.
6:51🔗
Caller
Hey, how's it going? Dr. Drew, Adam, you guys are the bomb. Adam, I would say you're the shit like Snoop Dogg. The what?
7:26🔗
Caller
Dr. Drew, I have a question. Lately, in the evening, well, like, I usually smoke a little, but...
7:35🔗
Caller
I agree, but anyways, I, in, like, the nighttime, my chest starts to, like, feel like, you know, getting shortness of breath.
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Drew
Right, which is what that, you know, the pot will do you, it will give you chronic bronchitis better than cigarettes. And there's evidence now that it will also cause emphysema, lung cancer, and just recently associated with cancers of the mouth and tongue.
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Caller
And I also have another question of, I have all these little red bumps on my chest, these really small ones. And I want to know if that's, like, if that's related to anything like above bacterial meningitis.
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Drew
Why would you come up with meningitis? It's, you have a rash and you jump right to meningitis.
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Caller
No, because I came in contact with a nurse who came in contact with a guy who died of meningitis. He's only 22. And he came in too late to the doctor's office or whatever. And they took him straight to the hospital. He died in the ER.
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Drew
So basically, that story freaked you out, is really what this is about. All kinds of rashes cause red bumps. A dermatologist needs to look at that. Meningitis, you'd be sick.
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Drew
There are small little purple, how can I describe them to you, little nodules you can get with meningitis. Little purple dots almost, they look like. And they're asymmetric. They usually occur in the extremities, off and down the lower extremities. And that's in the throes of an acute illness with high fevers, extreme headache, neck stiffness, and confusion.
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Adam
All right, let me ask you, all things I suffer from, by the way, let me ask you something about marijuana versus pot smoke.
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Adam
All right, sorry, versus cigarette smoke. Speaking of being high. Oh, man. Is it, I would say, here would be my layman's guess. I would guess that marijuana smoke itself isn't much more dangerous than the, as far as a carcinogen goes, then or to the respiratory system, then cigarette smoke. But it's the way you smoke it. I mean, you, you, you know, you smoke. I mean, people smoke cigarettes while they're talking on the phone and jogging and stuff. When you smoke pot, it's like, yeah. And then you try to hold it in and you try to get as much in as you can. You try to keep it in as long as you can.
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Drew
It's worse for your airways as far as that goes. But people smoke cigarettes all day long and get the problems that people get smoking pot twice a day.
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Adam
Yeah. But think about, I mean, it's like, I said, how you do it. But all right. But let's just let's let's and maybe this isn't right. Maybe it's not analogous. Let's say you have a couple of glasses. You can have a couple of glasses of wine and a night for the rest of your life and not have any effects or you can drink a gallon of wine every night and be in pretty bad shape in 10 years. Right. Is it sort of the same thing?
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Adam
Erica, I think the band knew I had a point somewhere along the line there. Am I right, guys? Yeah, whatever you say.
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Hello?
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Caller
Um, every time I masturbate, a little urine comes out and I was wondering if it was normal.
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Drew
It's just one of those things when the muscles contract, you loosen up in the bladder neck and something comes out.
11:05🔗
Drew
It's part of the contractions of the pelvic musculature associated with orgasm for some women.
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Thank you.
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Richard, man, I love you so much.
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Where is he?
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Oh, man.
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No, I love you guys, too.
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I can't wait.
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You can't wait to be there.
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Adam
All right. I'm guessing she was calling from San Francisco. And by the way, that'll be what day is at the Warfield? Saturday.
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Hey.
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Filter
Oh, that's a good question. We do sometimes. More often than not, though, they're 18 and over, or actually they're mostly, they're 21 and over.
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Caller
Yeah, I was just wondering, do you guys think it's like a bad influence for younger kids? Like you too, Adam and Dr. Drew, if you guys thought it was like a bad influence.
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Caller
No, not your music, like if kids went to an all-age show, is it like, because some adults would sneak in drugs or something, I was just wondering if you think it's like a bad influence because some-
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Drew
It depends on the show, it depends on the kid, it depends on how much supervision they have, that kind of thing.
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Drew
Yeah, I was gonna say, I really believe the ultimate issue is the parenting, not the society which the parenting is being done. It makes it more difficult to do good parenting when you have to- I said it was an interview, I just found out tonight with me at People Magazine about my unhappiness with the primetime television. My kids and I were sitting down on the TV watching Friends, and I thought, you know, it's just tame stuff. Oh, no, no, no, no. I mean, it's references to pornography, it's references to every third sentence is something to second forever.
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Adam
Well, your kids are six, they shouldn't be watching TV. They should be in bed by the time the street lights are on.
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Adam
Speaking of parenting, I had a bizarre situation happen last night. I was at the Korn concert last night at Anaheim, that's why I was a little bit late to the Loveline gig. I was filming something for the Man Show and I was decked out in full Korn garb because the bit was behind the music when me and my partner Jimmy were in the band Korn way back when and I had dreadlocks and I had nose piercings and lip piercings and I was hardcore all the way. And so was Jimmy and at a certain point, even though I was walking around that way, people recognized me. It was kind of bizarre and a testament to my immense celebrity. Kids were sawing me. So these kids stopped me that were in a luxury box up top at the Anaheim Pond. And they said, Oh my God, Adam, Oh Jimmy, hey, come in here. They're a bunch of like 14 year old kids. And there was a luxury box and it was about 15, 14 year old kids and their two parents, which looked like they just got off a bus from Indiana, you know, like, you know, well into their fifties, sitting there at the corn concert. And then the parent and so the kids were like, Oh my God, it's Adam. Oh, it's Jimmy. Hey, come here, come here, mom, dad. This is Adam and Jimmy. And they're like, Oh, who are these guys in their mid thirties with the lip piercings and the dreadlocks and the corn sweatshirt and the chains all around their neck. And so the kids are like, these guys are on TV and their parents are like, Uh, why? And the music was playing and I couldn't really like, I wanted to like explain to them, Listen, I'm with you. I'd rather be home napping myself. Don't get me wrong or watching Hee Haw or The 700 Club. This is all a get up. There's no context to it. And it wasn't worth explaining to them, but the kids were going nuts that were in their luxury box. So we watched a corn in a luxury box. That's great. It was a good show. And she's like blowing up the stage and doing all that important rock and roll stuff.
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Hello.
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Caller
I am. I just want to know if it's because I'm not very experienced and I haven't had a lot of stuff done to me or not. But whenever I do, I don't really have much feeling like my breath. I don't have a feeling. I can hardly tell when someone's touching me. Or if someone is inside me, I can't really feel that any anything. So most of the time I'm just like, OK.
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Caller
When I was like eight or nine, my babysitter had me suck on her breast, but I really don't think that has anything to do with it.
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Adam
How many times? Jesus Christ. Where were all these sitters when I was coming out? I got like the fat pissed off dude from college. She was like, hey, lights out.
17:20🔗
Adam
I'm going to go in your folks room and ransack the place looking for a playboy. You go to bed.
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Adam
Is you're not that religious. You had a baby. How old was the babysitter that you sucked on when you were?
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Adam
All right. Well, here's the deal with women. Not with guys, but with women. Your emotions are connected to your nerve endings. Yeah. I mean, if you're shut down emotionally, then you're shut down physically. If you can't feel anything emotionally, you can't feel anything physically.
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Adam
And you don't want to date. You don't want to get involved. You don't want to commit. You don't want to be vulnerable. So all that stuff translates in the physical stuff. Cause if the physical stuff felt good, then you'd miss it. Then you'd have to get into a relationship. Then you'd be vulnerable. Ooh, I should do this for a living. I'm really starting to catch you on here. You know what I mean? I gotta compliment myself every once in a while.
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Adam
Alright, so Michelle, check in to all that. You're nuttier than you think. That's my message.
19:36🔗
Adam
All right. See? I know what that is. All right. Hey, Michelle? Yes. Do me a favor. First off, if anyone calls more than twice a year, you hang up on them. I don't like these people monopolizing the 911 lines. I got a very strong hunch that 90 percent of the calls to 911 are the same batch of A-holes in the repeating calls over and over. Michelle?
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Adam
Well, it's the same group. It's the same group. And here's the thing. I have never called 911.
20:17🔗
Adam
It'll be busy because some A-hole who's called for the 15th time this month because him and his wife are getting into it is going to be tying up the line. My cat had a heart attack. What should I do?
20:49🔗
Caller
Well, you get people who are a little off and they think their cats are talking to them.
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Adam
I'll tell you. Listen to me. When I'm in charge, when I'm in charge, here's what's going to go down. I'm going to have cops and then I'm going to have what I call the janitors, mop up crew. And, you know, we're going to go like, yeah, we're going to need a clean up on Mockingbird Lane 11752. And they're going to go over there and they're just going to mop up. These are people that are monopolizing the goddamn system. I swear to God, I'm going to be getting sodomized in my basement by a gang of thugs who had broken into my house and that 911 is going to be booked up because these idiots are calling for the fifth time in one night. I want cops that, I'm telling you, if you go to a house more than twice in a year, I want the third time I want a bullet in someone's hat. I don't, Drew, where are you going?
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Adam
You can't wait 35 seconds? Unacceptable. Come on, half an ounce of professionalism. All right, who are you calling?
21:55🔗
Adam
All right, well, let's just hang out and see what they're doing. Let's talk to Filter. Hey, how are you guys doing? We're doing good.
22:02🔗
We're getting entertained here.
22:05🔗
Adam
Oh, it's an education. Let's see if Drew got through the hospital yet. Drew, you through? Okay. You can't wait till the commercial break?
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Call.
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Call.
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Adam
No, of course. Well, now you're standing up by the phone, of course. All right, we'll take a little break. Dr. Filters here. Drew is on the phone doing every job that the one he should be doing. And we'll be back after this.
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We'll be right back with more.
23:14🔗
Adam
Yes, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, he is Dr. Drew, Gino and Stephen are both here from Filter. Hey there. Title of record is the name of the CD, by the way. Go ahead, I'm sorry, Stephen. I said hello. Oh, okay.
23:35🔗
Drew
You'll be joining us now. Somebody with constipation, abdominal pain. You'll be happy to know.
23:43🔗
Drew
You know what I need? No, no, you know what I need? No, here's what I need. What do you need? I need one of those internet pagers.
23:52🔗
Drew
Yeah, a text pager. That's what I've got to get to so I can see and make a judgment about whether I should be getting out. All I know is a hospital is calling me, I've got to go. I've got to call.
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Adam
Yeah, well, you call. You're calling a minute and a half, two minutes. You don't call in 15, 20 seconds.
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Drew
What you don't know is I've got sometimes very, very sick people I'm worried about and they call me. Hey, I'm sitting here as opposed to worrying about it and you know what I mean, not paying attention to the show because I'm concerned about what they're calling me about.
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Filter
My dad is a doctor and he'll get up at one in the morning, four in the morning, six in the morning, you know, get up in the middle of dinner. He's got to take the call, you know, and it's just like...
24:34🔗
Adam
I shut my ringer off when I go to bed at night because the idea that a phone may even ring is upsetting to me. I can't sleep.
24:44🔗
Drew
No, I pretty much take most of my own call. I have a small practice. I take it every day. Seven days a week when I'm here.
24:56🔗
Adam
Yes. So we're going to hear something off of the new Filter CD. Just one second. Yeah, I think we'll take a quick call, though. That call would be Larry of 16. Larry?
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Caller
Well, I was originally going to ask about butt plugs, but I came up, I just was thinking in...
25:33🔗
Adam
You're lucky. You guys are all lucky I'm still in denial about this. Larry will be back with his butt plug. I know it. I know it.
25:46🔗
Wolf? Yeah, what's going on?
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Oh man, my girlfriend got a bladder infection, right?
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And she thinks it's my fault.
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Yeah.
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What? How does it?
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Drew
Well, if you're, the pressure you apply to her pelvis pushes bacteria up into her bladder.
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Oh man.
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Right.
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Oh man.
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Adam
Drew got that in 10 minutes. All right. Well, it's all your fault. Well, here's the better, the good news. You can blame your penis. It's not your fault.
26:33🔗
Drew
Make sure she gets treated because this can be very serious if it gets up into the kidneys.
26:41🔗
Drew
All right. But the problem is what people mistake is a kidney infection and a bladder infection.
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That's a May May mayonnaise.
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Drew
It's not a cure. Once you got an infection, that's pretty much it. You got to get it treated at that point. But cranberry juice and the way it adjusts the pH in the urine and the flow of volume through the bladder will decrease the risk. But most women, they get this recurrently. It's a mess. They have to be on antibiotics all the time or every time they have sex and pain in the neck.
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Adam
That's right. I don't think my penis is long enough to push things up. You know what I mean?
28:09🔗
Adam
I could see myself getting just past the hairline and into the actual vagina, but not pushing anything, pushing anything up. You know, all those parts in there that get jiggled around? No. It's kind of like, you know how like when you're a kid, you thought you could get a candy bar out of a vending machine so you slid your hand up the trap there and you're feeling around, but you never could quite get to the Snickers bar.
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Filter
That's why you knock the machine over and then they all fall down and then you can free rain.
28:44🔗
Adam
Why don't you make another phone call because we're going to hear something for Filter. Oh, and by the way, before we hear the Filter song, I may want to bring this up. The Man Show is on Comedy Central right now.
29:01🔗
Adam
It's brand new if you haven't seen it before. Would you shut up, Drew? I'll give the number out for the Trampoline Cattle Call when we come back.
29:11🔗
Adam
But now let's get to the business of Filter and this is called Take a Picture. That is Take a Picture. I did just take a picture, and it could. From Filter off of Title of Record. That's a good song. I didn't even know, I didn't know that was you guys. I'd been hearing that song on the radio and enjoying it, and I didn't know who the hell I was. That's us. That's us. All right, everybody, that's Filter. Dr. Drew's over there. I'm Adam Corolla. Gene and Stephen are both here. And let me give the Man Show Trampoline Cattle Call. We got to get chicks out to this thing, Drew. It's very important. Three, two, three. This is the phone number you call for this Saturday. Three, two, three, seven, six, nine, five, five, three, eight. And I'll be giving that out again before the night is over. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Danielle, there's Man Show on over there. Are we in a commercial? No, it's on. Unacceptable. All right, commercial. Commercial, commercial. Wait, it's on now. All right, we're going to watch that. We'll be back after this.
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Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.
36:08🔗
Unacceptable.
36:39🔗
Adam
It's the Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. Gino and Stephen are both here from Filter. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. And let's hop back on the phones and speak to Joe, who's 20.
36:57🔗
Caller
Hey, I wanted to know, I've been going out with this girl, she's like 50 years old, she's my neighbor.
37:11🔗
Drew
But it's also interesting that just because of proximity, it's her best friend, it's a girl.
37:27🔗
Caller
No, she's part of like a friend of the family. She's not bad looking at all for a 50-year-old. Right. But the thing is, she wants us to be seen in public now.
37:51🔗
Drew
Because in our experience, women that are more mature who suddenly start dating very young men often are coming back from some bad experience.
38:01🔗
Adam
Yeah. But on the other hand, she's 50. She's never been married. Is this her house she's living in?
38:18🔗
Adam
Right. And you're what? Living at home? Yeah. And so your parents are friends with her because you guys have been neighbors for a long time, right?
38:56🔗
Adam
And how did that happen? She fell down and couldn't get up and you went over there? What happened?
39:21🔗
Adam
You, uh, so you started, uh, you started up with her and, uh, and now she wants to, uh, you know, turn it into more of a relationship and you guys start going out, right?
39:33🔗
Caller
Well, uh, we're sort of like in a relationship, but she wants to be seen in public and.
39:43🔗
Adam
What do you think her parent, uh, her parents, you know, her parents are dead. But what do you think your parents would think if they knew about this?
39:55🔗
Drew
Well, I'm not going to kick you out, but I'll tell you what. If you can, you either need to extricate yourself from this and stop seeing her or have like a heart to heart with her. It's like, what are we doing here? You know, this is the.
40:32🔗
Adam
Why? Are you scared that your parents will find out or that your friends or what are you scared of?
40:37🔗
Caller
Well, my sister and a couple of my friends know that we're kind of like messing around. But I just don't want, like, you know, Tulare is like a real small town, you know, and I just don't want people to know, you know.
40:52🔗
Adam
Right. I understand. All right, well, maybe you have to break things up, but Joe, maybe you should be going out with, you know, younger women, women in their forties and late thirties.
41:02🔗
Drew
Just, just, I think, I think, be honest with her, just think, hey, this is just, this is ridiculous.
41:06🔗
Filter
Yeah. We're just chalking up to a little funny experience he had growing up and move on.
41:10🔗
Adam
Yeah. It'll be one of those good stories that sickens your wife five years from now, you know. You'll make the mistake of having a few beers and telling them how you're banging a 50-year-old neighbor. Don't worry, your wife will weave that into every conversation and every argument.
41:31🔗
Adam
That is, that is the beauty of being a woman. You know, you women complain a lot about being women, but only women can see a guy like mowing their lawn and go, hey, come here.
41:42🔗
Adam
Get down there. Get busy. Why? You're still on the clock. Oh, OK. Hey, turn your hat backwards, would you?
42:27🔗
Drew
God, I'm going to Philadelphia tomorrow. And I was thinking about that guy we had driving the car for us in Philadelphia.
42:33🔗
Adam
Yeah, he did a lot of talking. What was he? What was his? Oh, man, the guy, the guy drove the town car was toting us all over town.
42:45🔗
Adam
It was about 5'4. He went about 3'25. He was explaining his diet regimen, which is always, it's always funny when real big fat guys are explaining the diet regimen. And the other thing is, is he'd start every sentence with, listen, it's none of my business, but how big's your Johnson? You know, like whenever-
43:09🔗
Adam
Right. But you and your wife, what do you, what can I put you down for? Twice a week? I mean, whenever someone starts a sentence with, listen, I ain't one of these buddhinskies, but then it's a very prying question is, is what comes out of their mouth. It's right up there with that. When someone says, I'd like to help, that means you'll get no help. Zero help. The people that announce they'd like to, you'll get nothing out of. All right, Lara, you're 15. What's up?
43:36🔗
Caller
Well, I wanted to ask two questions. One really quick. My friend is pregnant. And the doctors told her that if her boyfriend is giving her oral sex, that if he blows, it can hurt the baby or kill the baby. Is that true?
44:19🔗
Adam
If her name is technically Laura, but everyone calls her, hey, Laura, come here. Maybe it just turned into Laura.
44:27🔗
Adam
Yeah, because your parents said, well, let's save the argument. Yeah, let's just go with the flow. All right, so your 17-year-old friends, somebody told her that if it's performing oral sex, it's brain injury.
44:40🔗
Drew
It's possible. There's also a theory that you can create an air embolism into the pelvic veins, which I think it's been reported once.
44:50🔗
Caller
Well, I was going out with someone, and I broke up with him because I cheated on him with another guy. And the other guy, you know, we had talked, and we just like, I liked him, and I told him then he told me he liked me or whatever. And I guess you could say we were kind of seeing each other.
45:15🔗
Caller
Um, well, he's kind of pressuring me into sex, like really soon. And I don't usually have sex this soon, but...
45:43🔗
Caller
What is this, friends with benefits? And I'm like, you know, is there going to be a relationship out of this? And he's saying like he likes me and everything, but he doesn't know yet because he works all the time, which he does.
46:01🔗
Caller
Yeah, I know. I was thinking about that, but there's other things that make me think that he really does like me.
46:10🔗
Caller
Yeah, that's what he said. I told him he was making me uncomfortable the other day at my friend's house because I was saying, you know, it feels like you just...
46:34🔗
Drew
You want to have it if there's a relationship attached to it. You don't want to have it if he's not going to be there when it's all over.
46:46🔗
Adam
Okay. Fantabulous. We're going to take ourselves a little time out. When we come back, we'll speak to Larry, who we spoke to briefly about 45 minutes ago. He has a butt plug question. We'll hope to get to that after this. Oh yeah, that's how you get it done, Drew.
48:08🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. Gino and Stephen are both here from Filter. Title of Records, the name of the CD. We're just talking about one of the times. One of the many, one of the many times I got loaded. We're getting on an airplane to go do Jenny Jones. We're supposed to fly first class. There was a little mix up. I was in coach and I, I started heading home.
48:31🔗
Adam
No, I was glad. I was like, good. I'm going to get back in the bed and I'm going to forget all about this nightmare. And I should have too. Sons of bitches. You know what happened? I got to tell the story. You get used to first class, you can't go back. No. Yes. Yes. I want to fly the plane now. This is my old thing. I keep moving out.
48:52🔗
Adam
Here's what happened. Boy, do I hate this business. This is a couple of years ago now, right? We're going to do two Jenny Jones love lines back to back. Me and Drew are just going to sit up on stage and field questions for an hour, two shows back to back. We get out of this show at midnight. I get home by 1230. By the time I'm done having at myself and my Santeria. By the time I get done with the chickens and everything, it's like 130. I don't go to bed until two. I just can't do it. And to get out to Chicago and do the Jenny Jones show at 3 o'clock with the time difference and blah, blah, blah, we had like a 645, 7 o'clock flight, which meant I went to bed at 2 and got up at 5, 515 to get out to LAX. So I wasn't in any condition. I was going to sleep on the plane. But I said to the Jenny Jones folks, here's the deal. I'm going to come into town. I'm going to be so tired. I'm not even going to be able to see straight. It's going to be hard to do two one hour shows when I'm completely out of it. It's the hotel nearby because we could go. Oh yeah. You remember this one, Drew? We could go from O'Hare in Chicago. I'll go straight to the hotel, grab a shower. All I need is 45 minutes, maybe an hour. I'll just stretch out. I'll lie down. And then you just come get me when you're ready to go. And I don't need much prep. Drew, as you know, for this show or any show just about, I only need about 10 minutes and I'm ready to rock and roll. It'll be much more important for me to get a little bit of sleep, get my bearings straight because I won't even know where I am. And they said, that's impossible. You have to go right from the airport to the Jenny Jones studio because they're going to be ready to rock and roll. We'll not have time.
50:35🔗
Adam
The hotel's too far. We won't have time to go to the hotel and come get you and bring you over here. We're ready. We're going to be ready to go. So I said, all right, well, where's the hotel? It's out of the way.
50:48🔗
Adam
We're going in here. It's OK. So we get to, we get, we get to Chicago at, I don't know, one thirty. We get to the Jenny Jones studio at, you know, two, two fifteen. And we're not doing our first show to like four fifteen, four thirty. I sleep on the floor of the green room for the worst hour and a half of my life while people are walking in and stepping over me. I'm not on a cot. I don't have a, I don't have a pillow or anything. I just sprawled out on the floor. And Jenny Jones interns are like coming in. Sorry, Mr. Growl, flip the light on. We need you to sign this. Thank you. All right. Let's step back over me and go back out again. Like I couldn't assign a goddamn paperwork when I'm sitting in the makeup chair in an hour. But anyway, step, I'm miserable. My back's bad now. I sleep on a concrete slab. We do these two god awful Jenny Jones shows and I go, listen, it's now six thirty at night or whatever. We got a broadcast from Chicago that night with the time difference of like from one to three. Where's the car? I go, listen, let's just get to the car and get to the hotel because I'm going to pass out. I can't even see straight. Where's the car? So we go down, we get down to the street and they're like, I'm like, where's the car? Oh, no car. Oh, no car. Wait, how are we going to get to the hotel? It's right there. She points.
51:56🔗
It's across the street.
52:00🔗
Cross the street. Cross the street.
52:07🔗
Walk 30 feet.
52:09🔗
Adam
We're standing in the effing lobby of the hotel. And I was like, I, you are, who do I kill?
52:15🔗
I have to kill somebody.
52:25🔗
Drew
You know where they were? They were at the NBC studio. You know where that is there? Yeah, yeah. Shirt is right across the street.
52:31🔗
Adam
Oh, thank God. I slept on the green room floor for an hour and 45 minutes. It's like going to my hotel, taking a shower like a human being. Oh, that's it. Have we done Jenny Jones since then?
52:48🔗
Drew
Marriott is right there. I was just staying in Chicago about two weeks ago and I was staying at the Hyatt. Looked across the river. This, that damn NBC studio is surrounded by hotels. Ring, a ring of hotels.
53:23🔗
Adam
Listen, you don't wet my whistle with the butt plug talk. You don't tempt me with that kind of question and then go in with the standard porn. Dick?
53:40🔗
Caller
I'm masturbated about five or six times a day. And then, sooner or later, I found out that there's a reddish liquid coming out.
54:00🔗
Drew
Rubbing something right. It's actually coming out the tip. It's his soul leaking slowly.
54:13🔗
Drew
A couple of things. First of all, blood is not necessarily anything you have to be alarmed about, but it is something you do need to get checked out. And at the level of activity that you're maintaining, it's not surprising you'd have some blood. The sort of overriding issue, though, is why so much? You're 16. Were you ever sexually abused or anything?
54:40🔗
Adam
Well, why don't you cut back to three or four times a day? The poultry three or four times a day and see if less blood comes out. And I'll tell you why blood comes out at five or six times a day, because the guy's masturbating and the balls are like, hey, we're dry, there's nothing here. And the penis is like, well, something's coming out. And the balls are like, hey, don't look at me. We got nothing left. I mean, hold on, let me ask the guys, how you guys doing? We're going as fast as we can. We won't have anything for another 20 minutes, half hour.
55:33🔗
Caller
About almost a year ago, okay, my sister and my new brother-in-law were getting married. And a month before they got married, I had sex with my brother-in-law's little brother.
55:54🔗
Caller
Because I'm really open with my family but it's really scared because I'm worried that it will ruin my relationship with my family or anything like that.
56:21🔗
Drew
What is it you plan to accomplish by telling people about this? What is it that's a problem now that's going to get better by telling people about this?
56:33🔗
Drew
Okay, we didn't know that either. Okay, so keep going. What is it that by telling them your plan to accomplish?
56:49🔗
Adam
Yeah, well, hold on. Yeah, see, I've learned from doing this show that when people tell the truth, it's not always under the most noblest of circumstances, meaning they tell the truth like, hey, I think I should come clean with this person. They deserve to know the truth, but there's something behind it. It's usually a little payback, a little something. And usually when 16 year olds want to tell their family they slept with somebody, there's something there, especially when it doesn't make any sense. It was a year ago. Why do they need to know now? How's this going to affect them? There's something going on.
57:37🔗
Adam
Oh, what a shock. Hold on. Let me scrape Drew up off the floor. Drew, you've never been more wrong, have you? You're shocked, flabbergasted. Would you say that's the word?
57:49🔗
Adam
So Stacey, now you get to tell your parents and they get to get pissed off at him because there's nothing worse in life than being really hurt and really angry at somebody and having them get away scot-free. You know what I mean?
58:03🔗
Drew
And indeed, there's a reality component to this which is that she needs her family when she's going through all this and she can't share any of this pain with the people that are important to her because this is a secret. And so that element is real and that's reasonable and maybe you ought to pick and choose who in your family you tell to get that support, but you tell everybody and that's a vengeful act. You're trying to get back at this guy and I'm sure you'll succeed.
58:39🔗
Adam
But why are you going to lose your sister and your niece if this if this guy's kid's brother had sex with you?
58:47🔗
Drew
Some people might jump into camps, you know, it's her fault. Exactly. They might get mad at her.
59:21🔗
Adam
Yeah, no, I was trying to think of the Chaos Sons or something. There's a lot of chaos in this family. You've got a 17-year-old sister who's getting married. Why is she getting married at 17?
59:35🔗
Okay.
59:37🔗
Adam
What a shock. Hey, Stacey. Why don't you be the first member of your family not to get involved in this dance? You know what I mean?
59:48🔗
Adam
Getting pregnant early. I mean, you're already pregnant at 15. You kind of dodged a bullet there. But there's a lot of arguing, a lot of chaos, a lot of strife. I'm wondering how your sister's, your brother-in-law is. I wonder what kind of guy he is. How old is he?
1:00:08🔗
Adam
Uh-huh. So he's like 21 or 20. He's marrying a 17-year-old. Yeah. And he's kind of what you call like a dirt bag. Yeah.
1:00:28🔗
Hey.
1:00:29🔗
Really?
1:00:29🔗
Adam
Hey, Stacey, listen, don't get into all that crap. You want to join that pack of losers? You know what I mean? I mean, listen, I was, I know my family loves it when I tell this story, but I was like 12 and I looked at my family and went, Jesus Christ, you guys are losers. You guys are pathetic. And whatever it is you are, I want to be the opposite. You know what I mean?
1:00:50🔗
Drew
But isn't it interesting how people present themselves? When Stacey first started talking, I sort of imagined like a scene like The Father of the Bride, you know, that family and the old parents get away and something goes very much wrong. And this one girl accidentally, you know, makes a bad choice. When in fact, no, no, no, this is the chaos. This is the Hatfields.
1:01:10🔗
Adam
Yeah. I don't know what it is. And it's, I don't know. Well, I just chalk it up to stupidity. I know we don't like to use that in this society. It's not nice, but you turn on the TV and you're watching people's court or divorce court or whatever, and there's some toothless idiot who's wearing a, you know, Velour Kennington shirt on TV and in front of the judge and he's having it out with his acts of three months because she was banging around with him and his friend and there's a kid involved and stuff. And you just start thinking to yourself, would you idiots just stop it? Just stop it. Just stop acting out. Stop banging relatives. Stop banging in-laws. Start using birth control. Stop boozing so much and get your ass out of the house. Just stop it.
1:01:59🔗
Adam
And people love to talk about family structure and all that kind of stuff, but ultimately that stuff always just breaks down to flat stupidity. People just don't have enough mental horsepower to get themselves out of the mire. And they just keep going round and round and sinking deeper and deeper. Jay?
1:02:18🔗
Yes, sir.
1:02:35🔗
Caller
You guys don't have to answer this question if you don't want to. I guess it's kind of a strange question to ask. But what's the chord progression?
1:02:45🔗
Well, I'll let Gino answer that one.
1:03:15🔗
Caller
But I find that the best way to do it is when you get in there and you start playing for people, then you play some cover tunes that everyone can sing along to. And then, like, when you got the crowd going, then you go, OK, listen to this. This is ours, you know?
1:03:31🔗
Adam
Hey, uh, but aren't you guys flattered that someone's covering you? I mean, I know it's a little bit of a double-edged sword, but on the other hand, at least it's not a wedding band or something like that. It definitely means...
1:03:42🔗
Filter
It's great. It's great. I mean, I remember sitting in my room, like, transcribing a message in a bottle when I was younger, you know, and I always thought that it would be cool to do that for somebody else who was up and coming.
1:03:52🔗
Adam
It's definitely flattering. I mean, you've definitely arrived when someone's ripping your stuff off. Jay?
1:04:00🔗
Caller
OK, well, um, my parents are both alcoholics, and when I got out of high school, I had a really bad ordeal in college, and, uh...
1:04:10🔗
Caller
Well, when I went to college, I didn't really want to go, and they kind of forced me. I mean, it's, it's... I really shouldn't say they forced me into it, I mean...
1:04:18🔗
Caller
Yeah, they kind of pressed me into it. I didn't really want to go, and I went for about three-fourths a year, and I got out, and, and we fall, and we fall, and we fall, and I was already kind of depressed, and I got down to kind of a suicidal slump, and, uh, when I was down in that slump, I was kind of like, well, I can't kill myself, because if I kill myself, then I'm gonna let this person down, this person that's turned out, I think I was even more depressed, and then it was just kind of a really bad spiral downwards, but I moved away, and I was gone for about two years, and I came back home, and now I'm back home, and I had to move back into my folks' house, so I saved up some money to get out, and I'm eventually gonna get out. I know that-
1:04:54🔗
Caller
My question is, while I'm on my way from point A to point B, what can I do to keep myself in a good mental state?
1:05:06🔗
Drew
Al-Anon will give you a place to go to get support from other people who are also dealing with alcoholics and addicts, and if you are appropriately motivated and you really want to do something for your mental hygiene, get a sponsor and work the steps. And that tends to help rewire some of the emotional centers so you aren't as prone to depression. Work on your music, man. That's the simplest way I can describe it to you.
1:05:32🔗
Drew
If you want allotine, if you want younger people, if you don't feel like you can relate to allotine, allotine is a great place to go to.
1:05:37🔗
Caller
All right? OK. And also, I'd really like to do therapy. I've heard good things about therapy. Great.
1:05:57🔗
Drew
Yeah. But you're on the inside. Your dad's a therapist. I mean, you have referrals, you know... Yeah. Tracks. People that don't have that, don't know how to judge who they're getting. You know what? There's an article in the HealthWise section of drdrew.com. You go to my office, go to the HealthWise archives, and there's a whole thing there on how to pick a therapist, what to expect from a therapist. It's really well-written. Check it out.
1:06:18🔗
Adam
I mean, just off the top of my head, and having a few therapists, I can tell you that it's, you know, a nice rack. It's something that you look for at drdrew.com. 50 minutes in the same room.
1:06:31🔗
Drew
And then go to the chats, and there are people there that will help, who have been to a therapist, can talk to you about their personal experience.
1:06:36🔗
Adam
He can go to Alan on too, and talk to some people, and I'm sure some of them might be able to make some recent recommendations.
1:06:41🔗
Drew
But I suggest you start with your family doctor, if you have one, and see if they know somebody of quality.
1:06:50🔗
Oh, hello.
1:07:10🔗
Caller
Hey, I've never done this, so it was all new to me. Right. Yeah, it was a urine and it came up negative, but I haven't had a period in two months.
1:07:30🔗
Adam
All right, so you pee in the cup, you give it to the doctor, he sniffs it, he can tell whether they're pregnant or not. And then what?
1:08:12🔗
Adam
Yes, I heard you. But anyway, no eating disorder. You must not be serious about your dancing.
1:08:21🔗
Adam
The thing is, the girls with the eating disorder, their mom takes them to ballet when they're three and they don't want to go. But if you just took this up later in life, you won't have it. All right?
1:08:34🔗
Drew
Okay. There are many other things that can be, those called hypothalamic pituitary axis dysfunction, there can be ovarian cyst, there can be lots of different things that can cause this. So your doctor will take you through a little workup and he can easily reestablish cycling.
1:09:01🔗
Adam
Oh, really? Oh, you mean like the engine is the moving parts and stuff above the vagina?
1:09:08🔗
Yes.
1:09:24🔗
No.
1:09:28🔗
Oh, wait.
1:09:28🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. I want to work this into the English lexicon. Douche nozzle. We're talking last night about how people are forever using the term douche bag, but what about the rest of the douche apparatus? What about the hose? What about the nozzle? And douche nozzle.
1:10:27🔗
Adam
We'll be taking a bus. It will stop in douche bag, douche hose and douche nozzle. It's a lovely little village. Very picturesque. Cobblestone. All right. Miss the bombing all together by the ally forces in World War II. We'll take ourselves a little break. The Filter is here and we'll be back with you, Drew, and the rest of the douchenozzles after this.
1:11:34🔗
Adam
It's Loveline and Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew. Gino and Stephen are both here from Filter.
1:11:40🔗
Filter.
1:11:50🔗
Adam
Let me give, well, at least since the last, since Short Bus. Let me give some dates, some concert dates for Filter since they've been so well-behaved tonight. They're going to beat the Hollywood Palladium on coming up this Friday.
1:12:07🔗
Adam
Friday night. Friday night, Hollywood Palladium. Saturday night, they're going to beat the Warfield in San Francisco. On the 6th, they'll be, I guess that's Sunday, they'll be in the Roseland Theater in Portland. On the 8th of March, they'll be in Seattle. The 10th, they're going to be in Salt Lake City, Denver. On the 11th, Ogden Theater. What the hell do we just have in here? It's going to be the Ogden Theater in Denver. The hell, Drew, check that up there.
1:12:35🔗
Adam
Oh, Henry, yeah, I think it was Henry Rollins, yeah. They're going to be in Minneapolis on the 16th and on the 22nd, all of March. They will, all in March, I should say, they'll be in Chicago.
1:12:48🔗
Adam
Home turf at the Riviera Theater. All right, let's, well, why don't we hear something from Filter?
1:12:56🔗
Adam
Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What the hell are you talking about? Line 2? All right.
1:13:11🔗
Adam
That's your sound. Hi. Hey, Patricia. That's right. You're scared of sex. Yeah. What's up?
1:13:17🔗
Caller
OK. Basically, I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm 17 years old. I grew up in an, I guess, normal household Christian. And like since day one, I've been told that if you have sex before marriage, you're going to go to hell.
1:13:44🔗
Caller
But it's like whenever I get close to a guy, it's like I just clam up and it's like I want to go into a corner and cry. I've had a lot of emotional problems in the past.
1:13:56🔗
Caller
Well, I'm overweight. And I felt like in the past guys didn't want to be with me or I always had problems with past boyfriends.
1:14:07🔗
Adam
Now, as far as being overweight, do you think this is a sort of hereditary thing or is this something you're kind of doing to yourself?
1:14:15🔗
Caller
Hereditary most likely. You know, in my household, the weight thing was never really brought up. Right. Like, okay, my mother is a normal size woman, my father is too. Everybody in my family is basically not really skinny but not really fat. But when it comes to me, I'm like almost the biggest person. I say I'm 260.
1:14:40🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah. Now, listen, I'm sure that 260 looks like 245 on you. All right. So, Patricia. Uh, in one hand, it's probably good that you're avoiding sex at a young age because if you listen to this show with any regularity, you know all the problems that come with the sex.
1:15:01🔗
Adam
So, but on the other hand, we don't want you being so frightened of it that you clam up. So, you know, we could find a little happy middle ground. Did anything ever happen to you or do you just think it's the strong Christian background?
1:15:43🔗
Caller
I'm just worried sometimes because even if I do get married, it's basically me being, I'm scared. I have a lot of doubts about myself, basically.
1:15:59🔗
Adam
All right. Hey, Patricia. You sound relatively okay. You sound pretty intelligent. Why don't you start working on the weight issue?
1:16:09🔗
Caller
Well, I am. I am. You are? The guys that I've been in relationships with, they never had a problem with it.
1:16:18🔗
Adam
All right. But okay, forget about what they think. You don't like it. You don't feel good about yourself and it's not healthy. So why don't you start walking, get a little exercise, watch what you eat, and just make that a little project and then everything will sort of fall into place. Seventeen is a very confusing time.
1:17:01🔗
Adam
Drew, when you're 260 bells, there's only so much acting out one can do in a day. You know what I'm saying?
1:17:20🔗
Adam
She's 260 pounds. I can't tell her to lose a little weight. I've got to have a doctor groan at me.
1:17:27🔗
Drew
No, that's all fine and all healthy messages and all, but you were sort of, I think, minimizing the complexity of this situation, I suspect.
1:17:34🔗
Adam
All right. I don't want to make the girl think her head's a Rubik's Cube and freak her out.
1:17:42🔗
Adam
To make people feel happy. I wish someone would have glossed over something with me when I was growing up. Let me just talk to her for one more second. Hey, Patricia. Now listen, you listen to Uncle Adam. You don't listen to that mean old grandpa, Drew. You know, I hate doctors.
1:18:00🔗
Adam
You do your diet. You get a little exercise. Just take some walks and study hard in schools. You can go off to college somewhere far away from your family in the switch they whacked you with. And the main thing will work its way out. I guarantee it. When you're 17, good. You have your virginity. You don't have any venereal diseases. You're not pregnant. No one's giving you a pink eye. You know what I'm saying? You're in good shape. All right? Don't worry so much. Watch a little more TV.
1:18:48🔗
Adam
That's right. That's right. Kiss my ass, you idiot kind of show. All right. We have a filter in here. Title of records, the name of the latest CD. And we'll hear something off that CD. And this one is called Best Things. There you be.
1:23:28🔗
Adam
Best Things is the name of that song off of title of record. We will take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Ed Jarrett. He's 14. He just broke up with his hot girl. Now, best friend wants her. Wants to know whether to let him do it or not. What's the asshole? Tell him what to do. Save that for after the commercial, Drew. We'll be back.
1:24:30🔗
Adam
They got a fact. So let me give a title of record, which is the name of the new filter CD, so they can buy themselves a new one.
1:24:38🔗
Adam
And get a nice van and move to Pasadena. All right, everyone go out and buy that. Go ahead.
1:24:48🔗
Drew
Long time listeners, 13 years old. She is a member of drdrew.com. She posted an ad for drdrew.com on the Dr. Laura site.
1:25:00🔗
Adam
All right. Are you done there, Drew? You done plugging your own crap? All right. I thought you were going to read a fax that was germane to the show, not just some Dr. Drew commercial. All right. Let me remind you, trampoline cattle call for the Man Show, everybody. Coming up this Saturday.
1:25:25🔗
Adam
Let me give the phone number. Let me give the trampoline cattle call phone number. Well, it may be made into one eventually. 323-769-5538.
1:25:47🔗
Caller
Yeah. My best friend wants to know if it's okay with me, if you can go out with her.
1:26:09🔗
Caller
She got really mad at me because one day I skipped school and my mom found out. And then the school called my mom and said that there's a bunch of kids with me. And my mom thought it was my girlfriend with me. And then my mom made me give my girlfriend's number so she could call my girlfriend's mother to find out she skipped that day. And my girlfriend found out that I gave my mom her number and she got pissed about it.
1:26:41🔗
Adam
That's what did it. I'm sure she was very much in love up until the point where you gave your mom her phone number.
1:26:49🔗
Adam
That happened to me once. I was engaged about five years ago. I gave the number out of my fiance's mom and that was it. We never spoke again. Hey Jared, that has nothing to do with it. You guys broke up because she doesn't like you anymore. I'm sorry to be a prick about the whole thing but...
1:27:14🔗
Adam
You might as well understand the truth. She ain't interested. I don't know if she's interested in your friend or not.
1:27:21🔗
Caller
Well she told... Every time I talk about him she like shrieks at the thought of him.
1:27:32🔗
Adam
Okay. Well that's good. Tell your friend not to do it. Your friend shouldn't do it if he's your good friend. There's nothing worse than that but it happens all the time and it's bound to because it's a whole proximity thing. You just... She's here. You know her. I mean, think about it. When you're 14, you don't have any wheels. Just, you know, when you meet somebody, I mean, you got to go out with them. I don't care whose friend it is or whose sister it is. Jason?
1:28:22🔗
Caller
And for some reason, she stinks down there. She's tried douching and everything else.
1:28:37🔗
Drew
Jason, that's a sign of infection, and she needs to see the doctor, and see if she can get that cleared up.
1:28:48🔗
Drew
No, yeast doesn't usually smell, but other vaginal infections can, and she should have it checked out.
1:29:00🔗
Adam
Listen, I go number one, I close the door. I don't know what kind of free spirit you're dating, but God bless her.
1:29:25🔗
Adam
You heard a female caller call up, talk about a little odor down there, and Drew said there could be an infection. You should go get yourself checked out. You noticed when you were with her one time, that there was a little smell coming from down there, and now, because you love her so much, you're worried that she might have some kind of infection. Drew seemed to think this girl dead, and you may have the same infection. Honey, I worry about you. Go to the gynecologist.
1:30:01🔗
Adam
This guy's dumb as a cinder block, for Christ's sake. You know, our listeners are so goddamn dumb that I can't even lay out sort of basic scenarios. You know what I mean? They'll eff it up. You know what I mean? Like, this stuff where you're trying to just cover your tracks just a little bit, stuff that requires just a little bit of imagination, or for you to sort of listen and repeat or something, they can't pull that one off.
1:30:30🔗
Adam
Yeah, once in a while we have some fun where we say, people that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. What do you think that proverb means? And they're like, well, if you live in a green house, and I don't know why you would, but for some reason you're living in a house that's made of glass, don't throw stuff around. Don't throw any rocks.
1:30:53🔗
Adam
I'm like, all right, thank you. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. Well, I don't have a horse, so that doesn't really apply. Ken?
1:32:20🔗
Adam
All right. Can you juice up that big lighter? I want to see it over your head. All right, man. In Minneapolis at the Quest Club. All right? Thanks, bro. All right. All right. This is a good time. Danielle?
1:32:47🔗
Adam
Sounds a little evasive to me. What do you think that proverb means? What does that say?
1:32:52🔗
Caller
A stitch in time saves nine. Well, if you go back to ancient Roman times, I have no idea. I don't care.
1:33:05🔗
Filter
If you give a man a fish, he eats for one day. If you teach him how to fish, he never goes hungry again.
1:33:32🔗
Caller
That means if you teach someone how to do something, they could do it for the rest of their lives.
1:34:14🔗
Adam
Yeah, I could tell because you're pain in the ass. Good looking girls are pain in the ass. That's the beauty of the radio. You don't know who's good looking, but I can tell because the ones that are like in a hurry, like, yeah, okay, uh-huh, they're good looking because they're used to people like going, oh, sorry, but the radio is great. It's a great equalizer. I don't know the 260 pound chick from the tight ass Danielle. See what I mean?
1:35:42🔗
Adam
This is Adam Carolla, and this is Dr. Groom, and you're listening to Loveline on the Zone 105. All right, there you go.
1:36:05🔗
Adam
Another fantastic show in the can. Title of record is the name of CD, name of bands, Filter, please. Filter. Filter.
1:36:20🔗
Adam
We appreciate it. And until next time, I'm Adam Carolla with Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Where was that cello made? Oh, it was made in Dushnaz. Well now.
1:36:29🔗
Caller
This is Dr. Drew Loveline. The stuff expressed on Loveline is not necessarily the stuff of the staff, management, sponsors, or anyone else, including Once We Want Entertainment. Loveline is produced by Anne Wilkins Engel. Now, please enjoy these birds.