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Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.
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Adam
Yes, it's a Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-F-E-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew's a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. He's hired already. I had a very relaxing weekend.
5:02🔗
Adam
Wallace Langham is our guest tonight, you know, from Veronica's Closet and also was on the Larry Sanders show, Veronica's Closet Tuesday nights, 930 NBC and Wallace is directing a few episodes.
5:17🔗
Wallace Langham
I got one that I'm directing and then maybe a co-directing kind of a thing at the end of the season. Yeah, it is fun.
5:44🔗
Wallace Langham
It's a, they're doing a clip show. So it's like one of those like, remember the time when, doodly-doo, doodly-doo, that kind of thing. And so we're, they're trying to squeeze it into a, four shows into a three week production schedule. And so they've kind of hacked it up for me to direct.
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Yeah.
6:08🔗
Yeah.
6:27🔗
I can't answer that.
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Yeah.
6:52🔗
Adam
Well, we know from doing this show whenever you hear that voice, trouble isn't far behind. But she's so nice to look at. It's easy to get past that.
7:10🔗
Adam
No, it's not an act, but in a way, in a very broad picture, in a cosmic way, it is the ultimate act.
7:19🔗
Drew
No, but actually she was very interesting to me in that she was alluding to the fact that she had solved a problem. Oh, yeah. By finding a very high quality relationship. Remember this discussion we had? We actually talked about her for a while afterwards.
7:34🔗
Drew
Right. A romantic relationship and our point is always that's sort of what she was alluding to. Yes.
7:39🔗
Adam
She didn't really come clean about exactly what Well, part of her message I think was just you know you have a prom, you just sort of pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and you take care of it.
7:48🔗
Drew
But other people, that connecting properly with other people can really help you get through stuff. Right.
7:52🔗
Wallace Langham
I didn't know if that was in a relationship context or whether that was more on a self-motivational kind of I felt it was on a self-motivational basis.
7:59🔗
Drew
That's what I got. I got relationship. Did you really? The reason I know that, the reason I thought that is because people that have serious stuff don't get out of it without a real connection with another person.
8:08🔗
Adam
Well, I agree with Lorri. I got to find a sugar daddy. That's the only way out of this mire called life for me. Are there any female sugar daddies?
8:24🔗
Who owns the Rams?
8:34🔗
Adam
Well, it was Rose and Bloom, and I think, and then it was like, you know, her husband drowned in six inches of water with some mob connections or something. And then it was Frontieri, and then it turned to Frontier, and then it went to Frontier. And I don't know what it'll be next week, but she's going to look good in that Super Bowl ring. I'll tell you that right now.
8:57🔗
Drew
I was in St. Louis last week, running around the airport trying to get a connection. And my kids are getting nutty about football stuff, so I'm bringing back some Rams paraphernalia. You can't find anything of substance in that airport. They got like five t-shirts in every single little shop, same five. That's it. That's it.
9:16🔗
Drew
Oh, forget it. That's what I did. Next same week, I was in Denver, I just brought a bunch of Denver stuff back.
9:21🔗
Adam
Yeah. And just get them on to Denver. Because this Rams thing is not going to last. You know, it's a real serious consideration as a parent, when you have boys especially, they're six, seven, eight years old, whatever you give them, whatever jersey, whatever helmet, whatever folder with the team logo on it, that's the team they're going to be into for maybe the rest of their life.
9:46🔗
Adam
Don't pick a crappy team. Pick a team that's got some legs. Pick a team that's got some tradition.
10:00🔗
Adam
No. No, that'll turn him. Wallace is also doing a voice in WB's upcoming animated series, Mission Hill, which I don't know about. What is Mission Hill?
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Wallace Langham
You just did your impersonation of America there. It's sort of like a, they're calling it a contemporama. It's a bunch of 24-year-old people who live downtown in an urban environment and...
10:29🔗
Wallace Langham
Yeah, cartoon. And they have a, they have neighbors Gus and Wally, a 60-year-old gay couple.
10:48🔗
Adam
I'm sorry. So, yeah, but what the hell does Gus and Wally have to do with it if you're Andy?
10:53🔗
Wallace Langham
They're, they're, they're the next door neighbors. I was just trying to splash that in for a little...
10:58🔗
Wallace Langham
Homosexual cred. Yeah, it's one of these ethnically diverse kind of cartoons and you get away more, apparently, in animation than you can in live action.
11:11🔗
Adam
Hey, I heard, I was watching 60 Minutes tonight and I heard the full, unabbreviated BS word used.
11:20🔗
Adam
I think it is. Yeah. The guy said, can you say bull S on 60 Minutes? And apparently, you can.
11:29🔗
Adam
No, and you can't, you can't say it in comedy. And that's the thing that's always driven me nuts. Why? In drama. I mean, when you watch NYPD Blue or, I don't know, one of these, the reality based reality based shows, you can, you can show ass, right? You can use a swear word, bitch, you can do what you want to do. Right. But if we try to do a sort of farce over on Comedy Central, we're limited from using any of that stuff.
11:59🔗
Drew
Well, it's similar in MTV. They have sexualized material and yet for us to discuss consequences of sexual behaviors, watch out.
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Yeah?
12:57🔗
Drew
And there actually is a ligament there that can pop, just like any other ligament. And when there's an erection and you push downwards or inferiorly towards the feet, it will crack sometimes.
13:19🔗
Adam
Well, yeah, it's when he has an erection, right? Yes. And you push it down and it cracks.
13:35🔗
Drew
The tendons in the ligaments are what crack. And you've got one there that holds the penis up from falling down. And it can get the inflammation and the air socket in and it can pop just like that.
13:49🔗
Adam
You all right? It don't make that crunch sound anymore. It hurts my penis. It hurts. It's not the sound.
13:57🔗
It's the image that goes with it.
14:08🔗
Adam
And I'll tell you the bad part about the arthritis. It's the Bengay. When you rub that stuff on, it's just painful.
14:17🔗
Robert? Yeah?
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Caller
Well, I don't know if I was molested, but like my cousin was like, I don't know, she must have been like 10. I was like four and then she like, I don't know, we'd like get naked and like feel each other and stuff.
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I've been called a perv before.
15:30🔗
Drew
I was reading some material tonight about animal behavior. And they were talking about how animals, and I don't know if there's a human behavior literature on this, but it sort of solidified some thinking about stuff we have been talking about for years on this show. And they talked about imprinting of sexuality. In other words, that in animals, if there's a long period of parenting dependence, like humans have, during that period, after infancy, there's an opportunity where if the right sort of stimulus comes in, it imprints them just the way, you know, like geese get imprinted when they're born, they see an human that becomes mom, that you can imprint sexuality on animals, both sexual orientation and sexual identity.
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Drew
It was by two-page, I've got to look into it, it's like a two-page reference and it was very weak. I didn't have a lot of data. But I thought, that is it. We always talk about how people get hardwired in their sexuality. What if we start thinking about it in terms of an imprinting process?
16:24🔗
Adam
Did someone do it intentionally or did someone just leave a playgirl in the monkey cage?
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Drew
No, this was being done. This was like raising, I forget the exact data, but basically it started with raising animals by different species and see what they got attracted to. They got attracted to the other species if they were in this critical period.
16:41🔗
Drew
If they had only males around, they started doing this kind of thing. So instead of hardwiring, we started thinking about this as imprinting. Yeah. Then people still do have choices later, but the imprinting is very powerful.
17:03🔗
Wallace Langham
That's the first thing that came to mind. You see mommy in fishnets and you go, oh, I like that.
17:07🔗
Drew
It's at a critical time, boom. Then it's overwhelming feeling attached to it. It diverts the feeling and that's how it works.
17:14🔗
Adam
Well where it matters is when you get a hankering for young lads or something like that. How do you talk a 45 year old guy who has a real lust for 11 year old boys out of it? When that's sort of carved into a psyche with a buck knife. You think you're going to talk him out of that?
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But she seems to only like Emily.
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I don't like it.
18:05🔗
Adam
Well, yeah, but most guys who are interested in that are mostly motivated by the fact that the girl doesn't want to do it. They want to soil them. And it's a little unnerving when she starts backing up toward your penis, yelling, this is the way I like it. It takes a lot of it out of it.
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It's just gross, you know?
18:25🔗
What the hell, Gerald? Why the hell are you on the phone? Get the hell off.
18:28🔗
Adam
All right, hold on there, Gene. I'm sorry. Hold on a second. Gerald, I'm on the phone. Hold on. What is it? Like weird, bogus, screwed up night?
18:46🔗
Adam
I'm not much into any of that cosmic crap, but I'll tell you, after doing this show, the full moon thing, I'm down with that.
18:53🔗
Adam
John? Well, they don't come out. They stay home and dial the phone. That's what I'm thinking. John?
19:00🔗
Yeah.
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Wallace Langham
My 10-year-old son has a request for an autograph from one of your juggies. By the way. So we're going to talk about that later.
19:29🔗
Wallace Langham
No. His sister said, Alex has a crush on a juggie. I'm like, well, first of all, what's a juggie? No offense to you. And he said, oh, it's a girl on the man show.
19:44🔗
Adam
I mean, we'll find out which one it is. And I'll tell you, because you're a celebrity and we're friendly, I'll do better in the autograph. I'll have her come by and give him a rubdown or something. Nothing sexual. Nothing sexual.
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But if I don't masturbate for a couple of days, I'll start to go away.
20:21🔗
Drew
I mean, doctor? People have tried to correlate acne with this kind of thing, and it doesn't correlate.
20:44🔗
Drew
But John, no. There are very effective treatments for acne, and you ought to avail yourself of them. Cleosin, Wallace mentioned, is a topical antibiotic. There's also benzoyl peroxide preparations. You can start over the counter. Tetracyclines are still used, and ultimately, Accutane if you need a treatment. But there really is no correlation with sexual activity.
21:03🔗
Adam
Yeah, we're not interested. We're just not. I know our listeners and callers like to do sort of clinical studies on themselves, but really, it doesn't make any sense. It never does.
21:16🔗
Drew
There's also no correlation with greasy foods, chocolates, caffeine, all the things that have been tempted to be.
21:24🔗
Drew
To my understanding, they've attempted to correlate with these things, but stress is more about touching your face and not washing your face. There are other things associated with stress that may help this happen.
21:33🔗
Adam
Listen, everything is genetic. Whether you're fat or have zits or have big muscles or no muscles or beautiful hair or greasy hair, whatever it is, all genetics. It's always been about greasy foods or chocolate or this or that. It's all genetics. The best thing you can do if you have zits is not to pick at them. That's about it. Get treatment. Get your treatment.
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Drew
There's absolutely no reason in this day and age while people should have them. They're completely treatable.
22:02🔗
Adam
But I do think the only factor I can think of that is even close to significant is stress. I think when you stress out, stuff starts happening. It's never good.
22:18🔗
Drew
Let me just say quickly. I'm going to be in the chat rooms at drdrew.com. I'll be in there in about five minutes. Distribute yourself across the various chat rooms and you can use those chats as a way to get through to me and Adam to ask questions if you can't get through on the phone line. So it's chat rooms at drdrew.com and I'll be watching them and taking some questions off of those chats.
22:51🔗
Drew
It's like hitting yourself with a mallet as opposed to a frying pan over the head. But in my experience, acid does a lot more damage than mushroom. God, there's a great piece of data that came out in XC the other day that shows pet scanning of the serotonin receptors, serotonin pathways in the brain. Right. It's just like shut down for years after ecstasy exposure, even modest ecstasy exposure. Really? Yeah. So that leads to depression? Depression, which is exactly what I'm seeing. I see it from acid even more so. Not so much as mushroom, interestingly, and it's a weaker hallucinogenic, and people tend not to use much of it.
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Drew
Yes. It appears that all the drugs that are primary hallucinogenics cause brain damage. And memory problems have been documented, and mood disturbances, panic, anxiety, those sorts of things, and they can be permanent.
23:46🔗
Adam
Hey, Dave. Yeah? Here's the catch-22. The people like yourself that are hell-bent on doing them are the people who should be doing them the least. You should be on a strict diet of exercise and carrot juice, and even then, even then, you probably are not going to walk away with a four-year degree in this lifetime. Now your chances, which we're slim, of being a success in this society, will go to none because you're hell-bent on screwing up your brain even more, and you didn't have that much work with in the beginning. That is the sad irony of this situation. Dave, you should put a helmet on. Right now, you should get a special post-traumatic mattress, and you shouldn't use your brain for anything other than important thinking.
24:34🔗
Adam
That's what I'm saying. I mean, I know this sounds cruel, but I say a lot of these things. I know a lot of really intelligent people, and really intelligent people can beat themselves up a little and kind of get away with it.
24:48🔗
Adam
They can do blow for a few years. They can do booze for a while. They can get strung out on this or that. And then, lo and behold, they get off it and they're kind of back.
24:57🔗
Adam
You show me a guy who's a little marginal in the thinking department. Now, you introduce a ton of weed and a ton of acid, and I'll show you guys not even going to be able to work at the video store.
25:10🔗
Adam
It's true. I mean, I don't know. We never work it from this angle, but listen, a guy with 155 IQ, he can do it.
25:18🔗
Adam
No, I know these guys. They'll lower themselves down to 135 and still beat you out for the job.
25:24🔗
Adam
But when you're hovering in the mid 80s, low 90s, and you start toking out every day, now you're screwed.
25:34🔗
Adam
Wallace Langham is our guest tonight from Veronica's Closet. He's going to be directing a few pieces in that show I hear. We're going to take a little break, and when we come back, we'll speak to Lorena, who's 13, obsessed with contacting people through classified ads. 13. 13 wants to know if this is bad. Unless she's trying to buy a bike out of the Recycler, this is going to be tragic after this.
26:35🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Wallace Langham is our guest tonight from Veronica's Closet, Tuesday nights, 930 NBC. Going on its third successful season, and Drew is over there putzing around on his computer.
26:57🔗
Drew
One was, I don't know how often we can talk about this, but one was, does pulling out decrease your risk of pregnancy? Yes and no.
27:13🔗
Adam
But it increases it because the practice of it as opposed to using a condom, is going to get them pregnant eventually.
27:20🔗
Drew
Absolutely. God knows. Please, have we talked enough lately about the morning after pill?
27:27🔗
Drew
Hurry. We're not talking about RU-46. We're not talking about an abortion pill. We're talking about your birth control pill, taken after sex. It can be taken two pills within 72 hours by the protective intercourse, two periods 12 hours later. Prevent, plan B. These are the products. Keep them in your medicine cabinet in case you have a pullout session.
27:47🔗
Adam
I visited my grandmother today. My grandmother, her favorite thing is just embarrassing me with sex talk.
28:01🔗
Adam
The list is just as long as my arm. She said to me, well she said a few great ones. One is I want to know if I knew what a rim job was.
28:12🔗
Adam
How old is she? She's 85 now. That's sweet. One time after my grandfather passed away, she said they were together for 50 years. She's going to kick my ass for this because she sits home and listens to the show. Hi. And she takes notes, okay? Now, not notes, not copious notes. I think it just says Bust Adam's Balls On. And that's how the note, you know like those scratch pads that say From the Desk of? Yes. Her says, Bust Grandson's Balls On. And then she just makes a little note there. Making fun of the elderly, grandpa, making fun of the gays, blah, blah, and then I show up once a week and she literally pulls the list out and we go through it. So today, well one of her classics was, she said, you know, she was grieving and mourning because her and my grandfather, they were in love and they were together for 50 years and he passed away and a couple of days after, that's a few weeks. Maybe she said, you know, the problem is everywhere I turn in the house, I see something that reminds me of your grandfather. I go to the closet. I see one of his overcoats hanging. I go into the den. I open a file. I see some manuscript he wrote. I go into the bathroom. I see the vaginal lubricant. Whoa. Wow. I was like, okay, could we just left it in the den? We have to get the lubricant part.
29:51🔗
Adam
Your child should be taken away for that kind of comment. So she says today, I know how you hate the thought of the elderly having sex.
30:02🔗
Adam
She opens with that one. I go, listen, I don't hate it. It's just not something I prefer to think about. Well, they have a lot of sex.
30:10🔗
Adam
Then she reads a quote from a magazine from the woman who was, I don't know if she won the Oscar, was nominated last year for Titanic.
30:20🔗
Adam
Yeah. She must be 89 or something like that. I masturbate all the time. I don't care who knows it.
30:29🔗
Adam
This is what the article says. My grandmother's now quoting this to me. And I'm thinking, I didn't say this, but I'm thinking, hey, grandma, I got to jack off in like an hour and a half when I get home.
30:41🔗
Adam
This is going to add 30 seconds to it, by the way. Could make it better, but it's going to add 30 to 45 seconds to this afternoon session.
30:52🔗
Adam
And why I got to be beat over the head with the Saxon elderly conversation? It just drove me insane. I don't... listen, all you old people want to get it on? Fine. Just don't film yourself and don't tell me about it.
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Hello?
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Hello?
31:18🔗
Adam
Oh, you know, the other good one she said was she goes, you know, there's a lot of lesbianism going on in these old age homes.
31:28🔗
Adam
I said, OK, do we have to get it? Yeah, here's what goes on. You know, all these guys, all the guys, you know, they marry women that are 10 years younger than they are, and then they kick off 10 years before women do. And so there's all these widows just hanging around.
31:43🔗
Adam
And so here is a whole home with nothing. You know, there's one guy and there's 35 women, and they're lonely and they're seeking some attention. And I said, I don't know how I phrased it, but I basically said to my grandma, I said, Oh, one guy, 35 women. I got something to look forward to. And she goes, no, you'll be dead. She said, you're not going to be that guy. I love that. I was like, all right. Jesus Christ, you can't even go along on that one.
32:14🔗
Hello?
32:16🔗
Caller
Oh, hi. Thanks for taking my call. I love you guys. Okay, I'm like, I guess I'm obsessed with contacting people through like classifieds and magazines.
32:33🔗
Wallace Langham
Is it like pen pal kind of stuff? And do you go for like freaky classified kind of stuff?
32:38🔗
Caller
No, like, like, you know, there'll be ones like, of like people in prison, like asking for women. I never write to those, but like I do it a lot. So I'm wondering if that's all.
33:25🔗
Adam
Yeah. 13, right? You punk kids, get out of here. You're not talking to a bunch of guys in their 40s.
33:44🔗
Adam
So, I don't understand this. You're not a punk rocker. You're not interested in meeting these people. You're having correspondence with them.
33:54🔗
Caller
Well, I guess, like, I'm just, like, really lonely and stuff. And so, we'll just, like, talk. And it's pretty lame.
34:05🔗
Wallace Langham
Yeah, she was online. Now, what exactly do you correspond about? It's just like, hey, how are you?
34:15🔗
Caller
Okay, well, they put, like, classifieds in, and it's, like, all free. So, they'll just, like, go, like, write me, you know? I have nothing to do. And, like, I'll just, like, write them. And I'll, like, go, like, oh, I like this band. And it's like, you know, this is the stuff I'm into. You want to, like, just, like, talk, whatever.
34:39🔗
Adam
Lorraine, you need a pony. I've never said that before on this show, but you really do need a pony.
34:47🔗
Adam
Yeah, let's all see what we can raise tonight. Absolutely. You need a wildfire. Hey, uh, Lorraine.
34:54🔗
Adam
Although this is much healthier than anything our, any of our other callers do... Wildfire? Uh, yes?
35:09🔗
Adam
It's kind of like the anal sex thing we got in earlier. I only want to sodomize people that are running.
35:20🔗
Drew
Lorraine, the deal with the gambling was the whole reason we sort of invented that was to get past people's defense systems. If you're open and telling us that's what went on with it, we understand that.
35:29🔗
Adam
Okay, so she probably had some abuse, maybe a little physical, maybe a little sexual. She doesn't even have a computer. That's its own form of abuse in this day and age.
35:47🔗
Adam
I don't know. In a way, it's sad. On the other hand, I think, well, healthy. She's writing letters and it's sort of a non-sexual way, but she's got to make friends. It's school and she needs a best friend. She needs a buddy. She needs to meet somebody.
36:16🔗
Adam
Thank God I dodged that whole correspondence thing by not learning how to write. My parents were right. It did pay dividends. What's up there, Trevor?
36:51🔗
Caller
And she had a boyfriend. And her boyfriend is like kind of like weird and psycho. And he says he's going to like come and kill me.
37:28🔗
Drew
You're hurting women when you do this, too. You hurt his girlfriend. You hurt your girlfriend and you hurt him and you're hurting yourself.
37:33🔗
Adam
And let me explain something. At 14, you're way too stupid to cheat successfully, you know what I mean? It's hard to cheat now as an adult.
37:43🔗
Adam
Well, no. I just mean if you really think about it, the cornerstone of cheating is deceit. I mean, what you have to do is do something to someone, have them not say anything, have the person you're with not find out. And as we all know, at 14, no way. No. No possible way.
38:00🔗
Drew
The other thing I'll tell you, we don't distinguish in our culture between healthy sex and unhealthy sex.
38:06🔗
Drew
It's all sex and it's either all bad or all good. But there actually is unhealthy, which is what our little gentleman is engaging in here, Trevor, is that his name?
38:14🔗
Drew
And in this healthy, which he could have sort of cultivated with his girlfriend. It is even a 14. I doubt about it. That's sort of unhealthy by definition.
38:23🔗
Adam
All right. I want to talk to a coherent adult, Drew. I'm done with these 13 year olds. There's Lauren. Yeah, there we go. Lauren. Well, I don't know.
38:35🔗
Caller
Yeah, I'll try to be as coherent as possible. I like you guys a lot. Thanks. You really helped me.
38:43🔗
Caller
I have depression. I've had it for 12 years. I'm currently on Selexa and my doctor said it's not working. He wants to put me on an MAO inhibitor and if that doesn't work, he wants to give me ECT.
39:13🔗
Drew
Yeah, those are good medicines, Nardil Parnate, but they're old-fashioned, and they're powerful. Lots of side effects, difficult to use, interact with everything else. Right. But it's worth a try.
39:32🔗
Adam
And then you move on to this stuff, which is a little more heavy-duty. Like, that would be beer. This would be hard liquor, and the electroshock is now getting an Everclear. And we're getting just pure-grain alcohol.
39:51🔗
Caller
I'm wondering, should I just skip over the MAO? Because I could get a stroke if I eat the wrong thing.
39:58🔗
Drew
No, don't skip over it. Actually, the aged cheeses and the chocolates and all that stuff you worry about with the MAO inhibitors is not that big a deal. I've ended up consulting from a medical standpoint on people on these medicines and I've seen some mild blood pressure reactions to it and never anything serious and treated hundreds of people on that medicine. They're good medicine. It's just hard to use.
40:24🔗
Drew
You have to have anesthesia. It's a serious procedure. There's a lot of memory problems that go on for a while afterwards. Young people recoup it all.
40:32🔗
Adam
Aren't they trying to shock a few of those memories out of you? Your uncle on top of you.
40:38🔗
Adam
Dan taken to the basement. Aren't they trying to get that out of you? How does that shock therapy work?
40:44🔗
Drew
Basically, it runs a current through the brain that causes the brain cells to release a bunch of chemicals, the same chemicals that these antidepressant medicines cause to release.
40:55🔗
Drew
Sometimes permanent. Because people who get ECT usually have recurrent depressions, the probability is things are going to recur anyway. But they can be stable for many, many years.
41:08🔗
Adam
Really? What if I just put my schlong in a flashlight and unscrew the top and put my schlong down there? Could I get something out of that?
41:27🔗
Adam
No, not that. I mean, like shock therapy for someone who is relatively healthy. Would it release the same thing? Or have those things already been released?
41:37🔗
Drew
It's a good question. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know the answer to that. Those things are already releasing normally, so you would do something extra normal, obviously.
41:51🔗
Adam
Put a bunch of pictures of myself up in my green room. Is that what happens? Jesus Christ. You ever done that show?
41:57🔗
Adam
Her green room, and she's a nice woman. I have no beef with her except for the green room. Her green room has four or 5,000 pictures of her up. I mean, they had to actually take the thermostat off the wall because there was no more room for pictures just to squeeze in a head shot.
42:19🔗
Adam
I don't want to tell you what the thermostat is, but I enjoyed changing the temperature in that room.
42:24🔗
Adam
It's her. She's laying across a longboard with five Samoans holding her above her head. It's her on the set with the persons holding back the tears and her with a very concerned look on her face. It's her and her kids. It's her and her grandparents. It's her, her, her, her, and her. She may not have put it all up, but if that were my show and I walked into that dress room and saw 7,000 pictures of myself in different, bizarre, yet contrived poses, I would be very upset and ask that they take out, take down at least 2,800 of them to make room for some other things like the wall. I just, little alarm went off when I saw that. That's all. She's a nice woman. I've not noticed anything wrong with her.
43:11🔗
Adam
I may never be on our show again, but that's the only thing I've noticed. All right. Well, yes.
43:16🔗
Drew
I guess I had great questions off the chats at drdrew.com, but we'll discuss them after we get back.
43:20🔗
Adam
All right. Wallace Langham is our guest from Veronica's Closet. We'll be back after this.
43:55🔗
Adam
It's the Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, Wallace Langham is our guest tonight from Veronica's Closet, Tuesday Nights, 930 NBC. I see that Caprice, supermodel Caprice, who's on the cover of this or next month's Playboy is gonna be in here tomorrow night. I took a look at that, she looks extra good in it. So we'll have a lovely time speaking with Caprice.
44:22🔗
Adam
Yep, she's buck naked in it and she's all greased up and it's really, it's very attractive. Your son would enjoy it, he really would.
44:32🔗
Adam
All right, I'll tell ya. I don't even know, you know, when I was growing up, it was like, you know, actually it was, about all you could hope for is a penthouse. That was about as far as it got.
44:50🔗
Adam
Yeah, my main source of pornography as a youngin was they had those newspaper, those black and white, like LA Star, whatever Las Vegas has, Nudity Magazine, you know, they had those out on those racks. And if you punched a thing hard and yanked it, it's like pop and yanked it at the same time.
45:15🔗
Adam
Yeah, you could pop the thing open, you get a couple of those, and they had like, the chicks had stars over their nipples.
45:22🔗
Adam
But you could get a marker and draw the nipple back in. It was black and white, it was a little bit grainy. But I mean, it was, you know, pornography was it, you know, I'm guessing it was like World War II with like meat rations and things. That's what pornography was. I mean, it was few and far between. If you had it, you certainly didn't lend it out or throw it around.
45:44🔗
Wallace Langham
It was very closeted for most of our childhood. And then it kind of blew open in a way. In like, I don't know.
46:15🔗
Adam
Right. Do you want me to have Vanessa explain, that's the juggy. Yeah. And Wallace's son like, I'll give you his number. She can sit down and explain to him why sex is bad.
46:42🔗
Adam
All I'm saying is every punk kid in the country has an older brother or bought one at a liquor store or whatever.
46:56🔗
Wallace Langham
I remember watching Insatiable because my friend's dad had it or something like that.
47:02🔗
Adam
But when we were even, even I remember being 16, 17, nobody had a VCR. We had to set up a Super 8 projector.
47:17🔗
Adam
My idiot dad went to the radio shack and got a beta when I was like 19 and a half. Oh, he's such an idiot. Sorry.
47:25🔗
Drew
The question I got at the chat was, when is that male oral contraceptive pill coming out? I don't know, but the most encouraging dad I've seen is on a medicine called nifedipine, which is a commonly used blood pressure medicine they're starting to study now that basically paralyzes sperm.
47:42🔗
Adam
Listen, here's the problem. Men have to work. We have to do stuff. We got to build bridges and skyscrapers.
48:18🔗
Adam
You should start keeping a list, Wallace. You've got to write this down. So you've discovered S&M?
48:25🔗
Caller
Yeah, I just started getting into a little bit because one of my friends was sort of into it.
48:31🔗
Fifteen.
48:37🔗
Drew
You're just into the paraphernalia or you have a boyfriend and you're doing this with him?
48:52🔗
Caller
I like to just like hurt and be hurt mostly. Like not real hardcore stuff at all, just like biting a little bit and stuff like that.
49:13🔗
Adam
You're at a Japanese restaurant? What's that goddamn water going on there? Why do I have to feel like I'm going to drown every time I go in a Japanese restaurant? There's koi hanging off the ceiling and all of waterfalls everywhere. Those people ought to relax with the water. All right. So Susan.
49:54🔗
Adam
All right. Well, let me explain. No one did anything to you. Sometimes nothing causes this stuff, too. Is your dad work a lot? Is he on the road? Is he driving a truck?
50:14🔗
Caller
Well, I was one when my mom was pretty young, and she was never really married to my dad. And we left him, and then now, like, she married someone, and I'm adopted by him.
50:27🔗
Adam
But other than that, your dad, everything's great with you and your dad? Except for you don't know where he really is?
50:39🔗
Oh, my God.
50:44🔗
Adam
We gotta take a quick break. When we come back, we're gonna finish with Susan, because everything went from hunky dory's upstairs to sleep, everything's fine, to me and my teenage mom had to flee my real dad, and oh, you know it's there. There's not a 14-year-old bisexual who likes a little S&M in the world who doesn't have a little...
51:05🔗
Adam
And we'll get to it after this. It's Loveline. We'll take a quick second timeout. We'll be back for more of the show in just 10 seconds.
52:07🔗
Adam
It's Loveline, Adam Carolla, it's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Wallace Langham is our guest tonight from Veronica's Closet. Tuesday nights, 930 NBC. We were just talking about how horrible it is being rich, powerful, and a celebrity type in this town. I'm so tired of it. Yeah. Having to tip Valley Parkers and eat at places with giant koi.
52:42🔗
Adam
Go right ahead. Crustacean, Beverly Hills place where the snobby go to pay for overpriced crap.
52:58🔗
Adam
Listen, all you pretentious fags who own restaurants in the- West Los Angeles? West Los Angeles area. If someone makes a reservation at a certain time and you cannot honor that, and you then send them to the bar, you then send over a round of drinks.
53:17🔗
Adam
If it's going to be 10 minutes or more. Absolutely. If it's 45 minutes, you send over two rounds. You don't have people spend 120 bucks at the bar before they sit down and pay for that overpriced crap you pass off as food. And another thing, they have a dress code. What is the reason for the dress code? Who are you offending in that dump anyway? And thirdly, if you have a dress code, it's obviously because you don't want the unsightly people seen. Why do you put them at the front entrance and have them stand by the bar for 45 minutes like monkeys? Everyone who entered that restaurant had to make it past us to get to their table.
53:53🔗
Wallace Langham
And then seat you in a place that you have to wind through the whole restaurant.
53:57🔗
Adam
To get upstairs, to then sit down, because once you're sitting down, no one sees the offensive black jeans that you're wearing anyway, you pretentious homos. People drive me nuts. And valet. These valet parkers, they want five bucks, it should be free. It should be a free service.
54:17🔗
Adam
You go in there, you drop seven or 800 bucks with five or six people to a place like that. It should be free. And everyone's argument is, they're not affiliated with the restaurant.
54:33🔗
Adam
Absolutely. I swear to God, I don't care if a place ordered directly from Derwiner Schnitzel and charged a hundred bucks ahead. If it was free valet parking, I would go to that place on principle. There's nothing worse than going to a restaurant dropping literally. I mean, I've been to places, especially when William Morris is paying. Because at that point, I actually just get a five-gallon bucket from the back room and have them put California roll and salmon tail into that, into the bucket so I can drag it home.
55:06🔗
Adam
I mean, we go there and have competition, see how much money we can spend of William Morris's. We've sat at sushi places and dropped 900, 1000 bucks.
55:16🔗
Adam
Oh yeah. Then you get outside and they want 450. My thing is, go get the 450 from the Japanese guy and rate me in there, would you? Or more fittingly, William Morris. And by the way, you go to the IHOP, how much is the parking?
55:51🔗
Adam
Easy on the cologne. Every valet in this town is Mexican. They're all midgets and they slide the seat up. My seat was actually in front of the steering wheel. I don't know how they did it, but I just sit in the back seat to drive. The steering was actually mounted on the back of the front seat.
56:06🔗
Adam
Oh, what I have to put up. What an outrage. Next hour, I get in the first class air service. Humanity. Nessie.
56:31🔗
Caller
Well, I just first want to say I've been listening to you guys for a long time, and the highlight of my night is listening to you, Adam, sing the Taboo 2 song.
57:53🔗
Wallace Langham
It was written by the same people who did the Rankin-Bass Christmas videos. It does sound like that. It's got that same kind of, hooray for Santique. No, that was Santa Claus and the Marshmallow.
58:08🔗
Adam
I just love the part where someone came up to him and went, well, who are we writing about? Well, this is Junior. All right. Well, explain to me Junior's character. Well, he's raping his mom and his sister. Right. Okay. That's good. That's a good start.
58:44🔗
Drew
Well, human bites are actually very so-called dirty. They can get infected very easily. They're more so than dog bites, more so than almost any other animal bite, other than maybe cat. And it's something you have to be very careful with. If she has something like HIV or hepatitis B or hepatitis C, that's certainly something that can be transmitted that way.
59:31🔗
Drew
I'll tell you, if that bite, those teeth get down to a tendon, you got bad news on your hands.
59:44🔗
Drew
For a young, healthy female, mitral valve prolapse is really a benign condition provided there's no regurgitation, which is leaky to the valve. So she's asking, this is at the drdrew.com chat, asking, can I continue to have sexual activity? Of course.
59:59🔗
Drew
Very common. For men, it's a little different issue, again, particularly the valve is leaky, but that's issues when they're like 70, not when they're 17.
1:00:20🔗
Adam
Oh. Boy, you're a real Colombo. Nothing gets past you. You're leaning up against an aquarium. We're asking where the water sound is coming from.
1:00:46🔗
Adam
And now I was asking about your family. Your stepdad is upstairs asleep, right? Your real dad. Now, how old was your mother when she had you?
1:01:09🔗
Caller
I mean, I don't think there was anything too horrible going on. I don't really know that much, but...
1:01:20🔗
Drew
When you're right. That's the most critical period of time was something was up. And you should check out with mom what happened during that period of time.
1:01:31🔗
Caller
Um, I met him a few times when I was like 11, but he just, he kept like telling me he loved me and stuff like that. And I was like, no, it was going too fast. So I told him I'd call him when I want to talk to him again. And I haven't.
1:02:06🔗
Caller
I think there was some drug stuff going on, and my mom wanted to stop doing drugs, but he didn't.
1:02:10🔗
Drew
Okay, Susan, this is heavy stuff for a kid to be reared around. So to minimize and deny the consequence of all that is a big mistake.
1:02:19🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, I haven't been involved with it. My mom hasn't done drugs or done any drinking.
1:02:24🔗
Drew
I understand, but there could be no more important time for her to have been involved with all that than during your early development.
1:02:32🔗
Drew
That's when that stuff, we're talking about imprinting early tonight. That's when that stuff etches into your brain.
1:02:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, and why is it such a wild coincidence that I immediately want to know where your dad was and what was up with dad?
1:02:59🔗
Adam
I know, and it is horrifying that we've come to a place as a society where dad just being completely absent is considered not a good or a bad thing.
1:03:18🔗
Adam
Yeah, understand folks, especially for little girls. Daddy not around is a big deal. Plus, this is just what we've got out of Susan in the last minute and a half. Mom forbid daddy from coming around.
1:03:33🔗
Adam
I guarantee there were some reasons why daddy wasn't getting back in the house. Oh, yeah. I'm sure Susan's mom was no nun. I mean, no prude. I mean, if he'd done just a little less heroin and a little less beating, he probably would have been let back into the house.
1:03:51🔗
Drew
Well, and who knows, again, having an addicted mom or using of an abusing mom has a significant effect on children.
1:04:03🔗
Wallace Langham
Me and my friends wrote some poems about breast that we wanted to read to you.
1:04:08🔗
Wallace Langham
Yeah. Well, you figure you're one of the few people who can really appreciate something like this.
1:04:27🔗
Adam
All right. Wait a minute. You're not allowed to use the T word? That drives me insane. You know the word that starts with a T and ends with a T?
1:04:54🔗
Wallace Langham
My name is Shane. I like to play hockey. So take off your shirt and let me tap them Rockies.
1:05:16🔗
Wallace Langham
Here's the next one. Hooters, cans, blimps, and jugs, tata's, gazabas, and soft sweet nugs. Wow.
1:05:46🔗
Drew
Lady, just make note. This is what's going on. If you looked inside a young male's brain, this is what's going on in there.
1:06:05🔗
Wallace Langham
When I was five years old, I remember me and my friend spent two hours in my room going through a stack of paper that was probably about four inches thick, literally drawing the W-shaped boobies and then putting little nipples on them. Then flicking them. No. Just flipping the page and drawing another set and then another set.
1:06:26🔗
Adam
Didn't you do that thing where you could get the boobs to move? I mean, crew animation?
1:06:31🔗
Wallace Langham
No, that would have been like five years down the road. I wasn't that smart. It was only five at the time.
1:06:36🔗
Wallace Langham
So you got 10 years on me, Shane. So you really developed it to a higher art form.
1:06:56🔗
It's a more cultured approach.
1:07:30🔗
Adam
No, no. Shane, let me explain something. You do the first verse and then I'll finish it.
1:09:57🔗
Adam
Now, I'm going with cans here, but it's a plural thing. How about you let me look at your cans?
1:10:17🔗
Adam
I know. But when you're talking about pluralizing, it just makes it doesn't work. All right. Come on. Give us one more. One more.
1:10:27🔗
I drive a Mercedes.
1:10:57🔗
Adam
Wow. That's Wallace. He said ladies. I said ladies. That's fine. This is the tie breakers. It's two two.
1:11:27🔗
Adam
All right. Well, come on one more time. And then after this, I want you to come over to my house. Okay. I usually stay up for a couple of hours after I get home. I need to be entertained. One more. Here we go. This is the tie breaker. Okay.
1:12:04🔗
Drew
A rare but extended view into the male psyche for young male. Again, as you've noticed, it's the hamster running on the wheel. Hamster has a balloon over his head.
1:12:27🔗
Caller
I was wondering if there would be any long-term effect of like tattoos and piercings, like cancer or something. Not from the needles or anything, but from the long-term effect.
1:12:40🔗
Wallace Langham
There is infection that can come because you are wounding the skin and injecting ink into it.
1:12:49🔗
Drew
Well, it depends. Oh, really? These days with the locations of the piercings, you can die from them because of the neck area.
1:12:56🔗
Drew
But in tattoos, yes, sometime infection. But certainly no cancer is associated with these things.
1:13:07🔗
Wallace Langham
The interesting thing is that anybody who is getting a tattoo or piercing generally isn't worried about cancer.
1:13:12🔗
Adam
No. No, because it's not like they want to see themselves with that clit ring at 67 years old.
1:13:21🔗
Adam
Right. I think I'll be hanging on the floor by that. All right. Wallace Langham is our guest tonight from Veronica's Closet. When we come back, we're going to talk to Stuart, who has some limericks about vaginas.
1:14:07🔗
Adam
Yes, it's Loveline. Wallace Langham is our guest tonight from Veronica's Closet, third successful season, Tuesday nights, 9.30, NBC. Wallace, a real breath of fresh air here in Loveline.
1:14:30🔗
Adam
I got a semen sample for you too, by the way. All right. You want to get it in the cup? Just fart. All right. Let's hop on the phones and get back to Tom, who's 17, Tom. Thanks. He drew. He doesn't laugh over it. What's up there, Tom?
1:14:47🔗
I'm a virgin. I'm pretty sure I have symptoms of general warts. I went to the doctor and he said that it was something I must have picked up in the locker room.
1:15:03🔗
He gave me some cream and it really doesn't work. And so I think I had-
1:15:10🔗
No.
1:15:12🔗
Never.
1:15:13🔗
Drew
Well, there is a theoretic possibility of them coming off somebody's hand. Have you ever had them in your hand?
1:15:20🔗
No.
1:15:24🔗
Adam
It's a stretch, but if he's got wards and no one's touched him, then what are you going to do?
1:15:30🔗
He said it might have been fungal, but I mean, from what I've seen-
1:15:37🔗
Yeah, pretty much. I don't remember getting touched during it.
1:15:40🔗
Drew
Are there big blocks of time where you don't remember anything? Anything like that happen?
1:15:45🔗
Adam
Just that one summer camp? No. Hold on a second. How long do you think you've had these warts?
1:15:53🔗
For two years. They've been down there.
1:16:05🔗
What are those?
1:16:09🔗
They're like little spiky type bumps.
1:16:29🔗
Adam
It's like a little. Actually, the melon baller was my name in high school. I take a rind from a cassava melon, put it in the microwave for a few minutes, punch a nice hole in the center and it's a good Saturday night. It makes a nice collection trough too if you do it right.
1:16:48🔗
Adam
The melon baller. That's David Allen Grier vomiting on the show last week. I swear to God, I about busted a gut hearing it. He did it. Play it again.
1:17:02🔗
Adam
Go ahead. He did that for about ten minutes straight and I could not get my breath back. I was laughing. David, yeah, you're a 13.
1:17:32🔗
Caller
No, no, I have ADD and the shopping thing over by my house, they gave me the wrong bottle.
1:17:51🔗
Caller
Because he was like chasing me around. I said, hey dude, this isn't mine. And so he like chased me around and he was getting really annoying. And so I threw it at him and he like managed to get the top thingy off and.
1:18:21🔗
Drew
But it was a bottle. What you shouldn't have had in the first place. He got his hands on it and got it.
1:18:43🔗
Adam
He's a demon, this kid. Dude. So what happened to your brother? Humped the bejesus out of the dog?
1:18:56🔗
Adam
Oh, wait a minute now. This just keeps getting thicker. The five-year-old hopped up on Viagra has a slumber party?
1:19:04🔗
Caller
No, he goes to one except that, like, I tried to get him into trouble so he wouldn't go but it didn't work.
1:19:33🔗
Caller
For the couple hours afterward I didn't see him because he went to bed at, like, eight and it was, I don't know, actually.
1:19:50🔗
I'm confused.
1:19:54🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. This kid is thirteen. Thirteen's young, but it ain't that young. I mean, when we were thirteen, when you were in the eighth grade, you show up, you do your homework, you converse with other kids, you ask girls out on dates, I mean, you have a wood shop. You're not like, and then Barney gave me something shiny.
1:20:19🔗
Adam
Oh, there is. You don't have to tell me, but hold on. Let me talk to this lad. I'm going to have a quick man to man with him. Hey, David?
1:20:27🔗
Adam
Why, wake up. You're 13 years old. In the Jewish religion, you're a man, technically, right now. You understand?
1:20:34🔗
Adam
You're lucky you're not a Jew. They toss you right out. Now, listen to me. Listen to me. Okay. You gave, you got the Viagra. I understand that. You gave it to your little brother, he's 5. He took the pill. He took it. Shut up. Shut up. Listen to me. He took it that night?
1:21:15🔗
Adam
And he seemed, he got in the car and drove with your parents, actually not your parents, but just your mom, your parents are divorced, to this sleepover the following morning?
1:21:33🔗
Drew
I know of no cases of young people taking this. I'm sure there have been incidental exposures because none of that medicine is out there. And I've not seen any data of any serious complications from that. But you need to tell your parents about it.
1:21:45🔗
Adam
Let me tell you what this, David, I was this close to taking my belt off. Actually, I don't have a belt. I just have a drawstring because I wear sweatpants.
1:21:53🔗
Adam
That's what I'm going to threaten my kid with. Don't make me pull this drawstring out and do the cants in the cradle thing.
1:22:04🔗
Drew
You guys, that 12, 13, 14 age group, some of our callers who are 13 sound like David. Yeah, some sound like Barry White. Yes. It's an awful age.
1:22:12🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's great because later on tonight, we'll talk to a 13-year-old who's like, I was fingering this bitch in my brother's van.
1:22:31🔗
Adam
So I beat him with a tire ironing. I got done fingering this bitch. Yeah, I mean, we'll talk to them tonight. Heather?
1:22:44🔗
Caller
First of all, I want to tell you that I'm totally with you on the old people and the sex thing.
1:23:12🔗
Adam
Yeah, her experiences when she was 19. There's no romance novel in the world, which is- Then the senior citizen pulled her nightie over her head to expose her sagging breast.
1:23:29🔗
Adam
He pulled his teeth out, put his bag on the night table, and that meant it was time for action. No, they write about Iswaldo, the groundskeeper, who's 19 and nicely bronze from working in the sun.
1:23:55🔗
Caller
I used to work at a convalescent hospital before I came to nurse, and you'd walk around the corner and there'd be people in their wheelchairs doing stuff.
1:24:12🔗
Wallace Langham
Do you notice that the whole convalescent talk, including your whole grandma lesbian chat that we had earlier, Adam, has smacks of prison life.
1:24:26🔗
Wallace Langham
There's no man in the picture. There's a lot of women hanging out together.
1:24:32🔗
Adam
Right. Really, the food's probably worse. All right. So Heather Wright, you don't want to hear about this from your grandmother either. I'm going to start a support group. You want in?
1:24:46🔗
Caller
Okay. I was diagnosed being bipolar about a year ago. And I'm on medication that I'm supposed to take all the time.
1:25:02🔗
Caller
And I wanted to know if that is, they said I need to take it all the time, but I'm going to be getting married and I want to have a child. How does that affect? Will that make me have a miscarriage or will that not?
1:25:15🔗
Drew
In terms of bipolar medicine, the one they worry about the most typically is lithium. And there are medicines that they can get you on across pregnancy that will decrease the risk of interfering with the pregnancy. But all of these have inherent risks. But I'll tell you what, you need to do something because during pregnancy, things can run out of control with your mood disturbance.
1:25:34🔗
Drew
Yeah, you need to work with a high-risk obstetrician and a psychiatrist to find the combination that keeps you stable and doesn't put the child at any unnecessary risk. But lithium is the one in bipolar medicine you don't want to take.
1:25:44🔗
Adam
When you say high-risk obstetrician, you don't mean a guy who's had his license revoked in seven states or anything?
1:25:56🔗
Wallace Langham
Now, is it endemic that a lot of women call with... Do you get any male callers with depression?
1:26:13🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah, they work through their problems. They don't sit down and take a magic pill. They sit down with pad and pencil, and they really hash it out.
1:26:21🔗
Adam
We'll take a little break. Wallace Langham's here from Veronica's Closet. We'll be back after this.
1:26:29🔗
This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.
1:27:05🔗
Adam
It's the Loveline of Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Wallace Langham is our guest tonight. Veronica's Closet is his show. Tuesday Nights, NBC, 9.30. Drew, you all right over there?
1:27:31🔗
Wallace Langham
All right, so my problem is that after I masturbate, my balls hurt like crazy, and like I did it a little earlier today and they still hurt right now.
1:27:42🔗
Adam
Yeah. You know what I love about guys? He could be in excruciating pain each and every time you masturbate.
1:27:48🔗
Adam
That was three years ago and he's been doing it three times a day. That's what I love about guys.
1:27:58🔗
Wallace Langham
Well, on a regular school day, probably like once a day, but then like on the weekends when I'm home and there's nothing to do, like three or four.
1:28:14🔗
Wallace Langham
Now, Jim, does it hurt every single time? Or if you go a day or two without spanking it, you're okay?
1:28:28🔗
Drew
Look, you're irritating the urethra. You're causing discomfort of the musculature down there. The whole system can be sort of overdriven. It's possible to do that. So cut it out.
1:28:39🔗
Adam
I mean, let me pose a hypothetical to you guys. And I'm sure it changes at different times of your life. But your average 16-year-old, 17-year-old male, if you told him that each masturbation session eliminated one week from his life, how much would that deter him? I know it would deter him.
1:29:02🔗
Adam
But I don't think we're talking about three times a year, though. I think twice a week we're down to now.
1:29:15🔗
Adam
My thing was like, I did be like, listen, I'll just quit smoking and I'll stay on twice a day.
1:29:29🔗
Adam
Like, all right, I want to masturbate this week and I'll go for a jog and I'll eat some kelp or something.
1:29:47🔗
Wallace Langham
No, you're immortal at 16, 17. And there's no way you're even going to even put that thought in your mind that anything could possibly go wrong.
1:29:54🔗
Adam
But I got to believe that each and every time you got out, knowing that whatever you're guilty as hell, what ended up on your belly was hand them out to a week of your life, which would be a little rough emotionally. So I got to believe it cut into it a little bit.
1:30:55🔗
Caller
Yeah. But I occasionally fool around with my best friend, and I was wondering if we should tell her boyfriend about it.
1:31:07🔗
Adam
Hey, can you turn your radio down for a while? Jesus Christ. All right. And what's up with you?
1:31:35🔗
Adam
I see. And you're 15? That screen is always up at that horrible angle that I can't read it from. Does it make a difference if you tilt it down?
1:32:39🔗
Caller
He is a truck driver. But he just recently started being a truck driver. He's been in my life for as far as I can remember.
1:33:17🔗
Wallace Langham
Why did you let slip that he's only been in your life for so long amount of time?
1:33:23🔗
Wallace Langham
Yeah. Yeah. It seemed like he was kind of out of the picture. Is that a factor?
1:33:43🔗
Adam
He drives a truck. That's all I need to know and work this way up to it, by the way. Tiffany, you're going to need a little therapy here because what your sister did to you was wrong. It's going to leave a mark and it's probably why you're acting out with your friend now.
1:33:57🔗
Drew
Right. Your boundaries are off. You don't know when it's appropriate, not appropriate.
1:34:02🔗
Drew
There's been an imprint that's carved this into you. And you're going to take people close to you and do stuff to them you shouldn't do that affects them adversely. You're screwing with her relationship.
1:34:22🔗
Caller
It's just not me. She's the one. Because the rest of the time, I'll be sitting there and she'll say something to me about it.
1:34:32🔗
Adam
God knows I wish that was true. If that was true, I'd leave the studio right now and go put my tongue in someone's mouth. I may try anyway.
1:34:48🔗
Adam
Tiffany, listen, please, sweetheart, you're 15. Your sister screwed with you. It's real tragic. I don't know who screwed with her. I don't know what's up.
1:35:11🔗
Hey.
1:35:14🔗
A few nights ago, I got my first blowjob and I'm a virgin. I was really excited because I thought about it before and it was going to be really cool. But it was really hard for me to keep an erection during it and I didn't like that because it took a really long time.
1:35:33🔗
Adam
Yeah. I would be too except for I'm usually loaded when I get oral sex. So it kind of takes the edge off.
1:35:45🔗
No, no.
1:35:47🔗
Wallace Langham
So did you find it so as unnerving and henceforth you could not hold your erection?
1:35:54🔗
Yeah, kind of.
1:35:55🔗
Wallace Langham
Okay. I kind of went through this when I was a young lad as well and it put me off oral sex for many years.
1:36:04🔗
Wallace Langham
No, she moved to another state and changed her name, thank God. But I think it's a question of you kind of relaxing and receiving and enjoying that act if that's what you're wanting to do.
1:36:22🔗
Drew
And, oh boy. That's right. And also understand that many whip men, if not most, first few times out, regardless of what the activity is, have some difficulty holding an erection.
1:36:32🔗
Adam
The melon baller, everybody. All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back. Well, there you go. Another successful Loveline episode in the grave. I want to thank Wallace Langham for coming in here from Veronica's Closet Tuesday Nights, NBC 930. Watch the show. Thank you, Wallace.
1:37:26🔗
Adam
Come back anytime and say hi to your young son. We'll work a little juggie autographs.
1:37:33🔗
Adam
That's what I like. Young boys indebted. Stepping up in the right foot. Supermodel Caprice will be in here tomorrow night to fall in love with either myself or Drew. Until then, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.